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Big Cat
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Hank
What's the five dollar meal deal at McDonald's?
PFT
You pick a McDouble or a McChicken, then get a small fry, a small.
Hank
Drink and a four piece McNuggets.
PFT
That's a lot of McDonald's for not.
Big Cat
A lot of money.
PFT
Price and participation may vary.
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Memes
I vote for Pug.
Big Cat
I vote for Pug as well. I was going to say maybe Hank.
Memes
No, no, no. God, no.
Big Cat
Why? But, no, but we should make Hank the president because he doesn't want to be the president. Isn't that the rule? You always say we should find the person who least wants to be it.
Memes
Yeah. My general rule of thumb is that anybody that wants to be president should never be president. The type of ego that you would need to be president. Like it's a bad idea to elect those psychos.
Big Cat
15 yard penalty shooting you up jail. What?
Memes
Hanks gonna. Hank says lock him up.
Big Cat
Me?
Memes
Yeah.
Producer
If you're throwing penalties at me.
Big Cat
Okay, so you're president.
Memes
He said you'd be in prison.
Big Cat
You're not running against me. You run against Pug.
Memes
It's still jail, though.
Producer
But I can do whatever I want.
Memes
You can?
Big Cat
Oh, okay. All right.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
I think we need a president of the podcast. You think it should be Pug?
Memes
I vote I get Pug in here in a landslide.
Big Cat
Big, big day in the country. We have the NFL trade deadline in action back.
Memes
The first dog president has been elected.
Big Cat
All right, Pug's going to come in here, we're going to tell him that he's president. What do you think his reaction is going to be?
Memes
I think he's going to be psyched, but he's going to be like, what do I do?
Big Cat
Even here? We just elected a guy who's not even here.
Memes
That's perfect. That's perfect. The country runs itself at this point.
PFT
Pug is mia.
Big Cat
Oh, no. Did someone throw a tennis ball or something? It's funny. If he was just out on the.
Memes
Court, he's just getting.
Big Cat
Chasing a tennis ball. All right, so, yeah, you will not get Any election coverage on this show, we will talk football and we also will tell Pug that he's president whenever he comes back.
Memes
So Big T asked me a question about the election.
Producer
I still think we should title the episode.
Memes
Yeah, you want to do.
Big Cat
Okay, I said it at the end of it. We already taped the end of the show. And I said we should do it. Should we do it? It's.
Producer
It's the most free downloads in the history of free downloads. Maybe not. Maybe that's unethical.
Big Cat
What if we added in. What if it's like Brian Baldinger, NFL trade deadline. The fate of our country and the fate of our country 2024.
Memes
So. So big T had an interesting question. It was like, what if, you know, the write in line on every ballot. What if enough of the country got together and wrote in the same person and then that person ended up getting elected and they didn't want to be president? Did they have to be president works?
Big Cat
Listen, I got duped early. I have two things I want to say. One is I think I'm officially, you know, we're. We're going to turn 40 in a couple months. Pft. Or like three months. It's. It's been rattling me a little bit, but I'm okay.
Memes
I'm good. I'm totally fine with it. I haven't gone out and gotten hair surgery or bought an old car or.
Big Cat
Here's. Here's what I'm dealing with. I'm just having to. I'm just having to embrace where I'm at in life. And unfortunately, I think I'm just a guy who gets duped online now. Like a fully duped online because a guy of Jaguars account said, Remember in 2014 when Blake Bortles finished six for the Florida governor?
Memes
I retweeted that.
Big Cat
I retweeted as well. I was like, yeah, of course he did. He's the fucking boat. But I. So I'm. I'm fine with just being the guy.
Producer
That didn't happen.
Big Cat
No, it did not. Well, it said 20,000 votes. I should have been tipped off then.
Memes
Here's the thing. It had exactly tied with whoever finished in last.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And it was. I think it was like 60,000 votes. I retweeted it as well. But I think that if enough people reach. Excuse me. Reposted on x.com, the everything app. It's all happening on X. If enough people repost it, then it just becomes the truth.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
So I think, yes, Blake Bortles, you can look that up now on Wikipedia. I'm pretty sure it says that he finished in sixth place.
Big Cat
I'm just a duped guy now. But I was like, yeah, Blake Portals would. Blake Bortles would be the perfect, like, politician because he would just go off vibes and he would just be like, whatever. Yeah. Does it help people? Oh, okay. Yeah, sure.
Memes
You know what? He's a man that can put in a plan for health in America that can get us healthy again. If he just does a First thing in the morning, everybody, you wake up and you take a piss.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
For your country.
Big Cat
Wait, should Blake Bortles be the president? Part of my take.
Memes
Sure.
Big Cat
There's no way he's gonna pick up my phone call right now.
Producer
There's one thing I'm going to miss from this whole election stuff.
Big Cat
Okay.
Producer
The commercials.
Memes
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
The commercials are so ready for the commercials to be done. All right, I'm going to call Blake. If he picks up, I think he's the official president apart in my take. You guys agree with this, but what.
PFT
If he doesn't answer? Is that Blake Griffin?
Memes
I think that makes that might make him even more pressing.
PFT
I like that.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. And then. No. We could give Brooks a chance. Should we just send a zoom to all three of them? Oh, I don't think he's gonna pick up. There's no chance he's gonna pick up. It's back to Pug. Oh, yellow. Hey. We're taping the show right now, and, you know, it's a big day in the country, so we decided that we were gon a president of Pardon My Take, and we have elected you president of Pardon My Take. Oh, man.
PFT
I'm honored.
Big Cat
Oh, hell yes. So you take the job.
Memes
Oh, no.
Big Cat
I have the opportunity to decline. You do?
Hank
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
No, I don't want that. All right. I'm VP material. Okay. All right, you're vp. You're vp. All right. Because we were talking about how someone, a Jaguars fan account tweeted. They're like, remember in 2014 when Blake Bortles actually finished sixth for the governor in Florida? And I got duped because I love you so much. I was like, yeah, of course he did. It said you got 20,000 votes. It was completely photoshopped, but okay, so you're VP 15 times today. Yeah, I'm in for VP for sure. All right, done. All right, great. All right, we'll talk to you later. All right. See, that's a guy who should be a politician.
Memes
That's perfect. Yeah.
Big Cat
Like, oh, I can decline. All Right. So Pug is president and Blake Portals is vp.
Memes
Yeah. So the stat that I accidentally reposted, my finger slipped. It says that he got 20,066 votes for governor in the year 2014.
Big Cat
I just believed it. I was like. I think that's just. I was blinded by my love for our vice president, Blake Bortles.
Memes
It could happen.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Think about it.
Big Cat
We have Puget Pug. We have decided. We started the show. You know, everyone's in the election mood, so we decided we need a president of. Pardon my take. And you have been voted as our president.
Memes
I'm honored, Pug. Perfect.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's. And Blake Bortles is your vp.
Memes
Okay, I'm in.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
What kind of policies are you bringing to part of my take? Free popcorn machine. That stuff needs to be loaded up.
Big Cat
Okay. Okay. Right now.
Memes
Max on the couch.
Big Cat
Oh, now we're getting to some fiery policy.
Memes
Max and Hank share the couch.
Big Cat
Oh, I like that.
Producer
That's fine with me.
Big Cat
Oh, would you put yourself in Max's spot?
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then Shane will be okay.
Memes
Will be in here.
Big Cat
I don't hate that. I don't. Oh, memes. What do we got going on? Not Pug. Pug. Okay. All right. Pug, you are. You are now president Bob. Blake Portals is vp. Thank you for accepting this very important role.
Memes
I appreciate it for all the awls. All the Pugs.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
Love that.
Big Cat
All right. Should we talk some football? We got the business out of the way.
Memes
Let's talk football.
Big Cat
We should talk Monday football real quick. And then we'll get to the NFL trade deadline. The Chiefs are perfect on the season. They are going to play every game the exact same way where you think the Chiefs might lose. And then they're going to be perfect on third down and they're going to get a big defensive stop. And Patrick Mahomes is going to make a big play.
Memes
Oh, and yeah, Travis Kelce still alive.
Big Cat
Yes, still alive.
Memes
Very much alive.
Big Cat
Yeah. I think the. Oh yeah, there we go. The mic out. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, that's just what they do. And DeAndre Hopkins, obviously that was his coming out party and I was impressed. Like Baker is the man. I can't stop rooting for Baker and the Bucks because he's just. He's a gamer. He's just going to be in every game going to will them to trying to win these games. Todd Bowles is the biggest fucking coward in the world.
Memes
He pulled a Billy Napier got.
Big Cat
What a loser.
Memes
It's a loser move. So you're going up against the Chiefs, you're. You're decimated by injuries. Baker just went out there and, like, bled all over himself for three hours. You somehow got yourself in position where you can win the game, score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road. Monday football against an undefeated team. Or you can kick an extra point like a coward, go to overtime and think that you can win an overtime against literally, Patrick Mahomes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And you decide to kick the extra point. Now, I saw somebody that posted, like, what the official stats were, and this is where, Big Cat, you and I need to separate ourselves from the stats, from the nerds. Some people are saying that we become nerds because of the whole 14 points, go for two thing.
Big Cat
That's just math.
Memes
That's just the one thing that we know about and understand.
Big Cat
That is simply the only analytics that I'll ever understand. So I'm going to talk about it constantly to make people think I'm smart.
Memes
That and beer before liquor. Yeah, that's analytics, too.
Big Cat
And don't. Don't swim if you've had tuna fish sandwich.
Memes
Yeah, good point.
Big Cat
Yeah. Don't swim 30 minutes after eating.
Memes
Yeah, 30 minutes after eating and pulling out is good birth control.
Big Cat
Yep.
Memes
Okay, so here's what the official numbers are. If the winning percentage, if you go for the point after touchdown, 42.8%. The winning percentage if you go for two after. If you go for two after that touchdown, 41.2. So 41.2 for going for two versus 42.8 for going for the win. So they're saying it's safer by 1% to kick the extra point.
Big Cat
Got it.
Memes
Here's why they're wrong. Here's why the nerds are wrong. It's fucking Patrick Mahomes. On the other side, it's the vibe check. You're fucking Patrick Mahomes.
Big Cat
This is where, like, whenever we have these arguments about analytics, I think we're actually two of the more, like, honest and grounded people when it comes to analytics are important. You should use the math in your advantage. But vibes are very much important. And, like, time in place matters. Yeah.
Memes
Too many people use the word analytics as just a word for a number that they don't like.
Big Cat
Right. And I am all for you. You are. Without Mike Evans, without Chris Godwin, you've taken the Chiefs to the limit. Here. You have one play to win the game. Just go fucking run that play. And I don't like if you. If you don't get it. That's the other thing is like I would just rule. Every, every decision that you're making as a coach is if it fails, will I be blamed? I wouldn't have blamed Todd Bowles. There I was thinking go for two the whole time, just try to win the game. If you don't get the two, hey you, @ least you went out on.
Memes
The field instead of the would I be blamed? What I like to do is I like to imagine what a fan of the other team doesn't want me.
Big Cat
Correct.
Memes
And then I do that thing.
Big Cat
Correct.
Memes
So if you were to ask any Chiefs fan what don't you want the Bucks to do, they would say, I don't want them to go for two on this play because I would love to take my chances. In over to. First of all, you get a coin flip to start out. So that's 50, 50. And then you have Patrick Mahomes on the other side. So even if you go down, kick an extra point, guess or excuse me, kick a field goal, you still have to stop Patrick Mahomes from scoring a touchdown. Now in this case, you want to imagine what the other team does not want you to do and it's a no brainer for that. Like you have the opportunity to beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football without giving their offense an opportunity to touch the ball. Now there, there was some time left too, and that's because Todd Bowles made a terrible decision called timeout. He called a timeout. You'd like some of that time to tick off because then, yeah, you would end up going up by one, then kicking the ball to Mahomes and then he gets four downs and he doesn't have. You don't factor in punting if you're the Chiefs on that offense, of course, but still you go for two in that situation. You try to win the game right there.
Big Cat
Two yards win the game. Liam Cone's a great offensive coordinator. Like the fact that he has the Bucks still looking like a very competent offense with all their injuries. I don't know. Like Kate Otten just gets schemed open on every play. Yeah, it's crazy. So the defense, the Chiefs defense is gassed. You have a great offense coordinator. You have a gamer in Baker Mayfield who can run it in or throw it in so you can do an option on that play, go for two and Todd Bowles. It's, it's when a coach gets to a point where they're losing and they're losing in a stupid way that I just get so sick of their face. I'M so sick of Todd Bowles face. His. His little, like, where he squints his eyes when he's looking at the field. He looks like you're like, grandparent or parent who's reading a menu that refuses to get glasses. And you're like, do you need help? Like, can we read it for you? He just keeps look squinting at the field, like, if I squint hard enough, it will look different.
Memes
Todd Bowles wants them to turn up the font on the downside.
Big Cat
Yeah. Three.
Memes
Or is that a four?
Big Cat
It's just I. There's something about his. Like, I just. I've turned on Todd Bowles. I mean, I was never a big Todd Bowles guy, but this Bucks team fights so hard, and Todd Bowles. You're a coward.
Memes
Yeah, you're a coward. It was a cowardly move, and the Bucks very easily could have won that game. They played well. The Bucs were in there the whole time. They were playing hard on defense. And I love Bucky. Bucky's the best.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
How can you not root for a guy named Bucky?
Big Cat
Yeah. Bucky Irving. Rashad White scored. I have a question about Patrick Mahomes. Is he the heir apparent to the Big Ben fake injury? Because Patrick Mahomes gets, like, horrifically injured at least three times a year, and then he's totally fine.
Memes
Okay, so be honest. In the moment after it happened, when he's getting carried off the field, they show the replay a couple times. What'd you think?
Big Cat
I thought Achilles or knee? It was non contact. I was watching the game in bed, actually, and I was like, ooh, non contact. That's actually way worse. And my wife was like, why? And I just felt like the dumbest person ever. I was like, well, if you get hit, like, you know, you break a bone. But, like, non contact, you don't know what happened. Total non answer for me. But obviously, we've always learned that non contact is way worse.
Memes
Because if it's not contact, then it's probably a ligament or tendon. Probably. If it's a bone, you might. You might get lucky. And it's just a high ankle sprain.
Big Cat
I did not have a good answer for that in the moment. I was. I just completely crumbled under pressure. But, yeah, I thought it was Achilles or knee or like they said, maybe even his hip. I thought it was, Patrick Mahomes is done. I. I was like, carson Wentz is going to. I was to the point where I was like, carson Wentz probably win a Super Bowl.
Memes
So I Got mad. I got so mad when they showed Carson Wentz warm in red. Yeah. I was like, this is about to get on the field, force me to watch him play. Which brings up big time ptsd.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And I. And be successful.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And I. I was prepared for that. Carson looked very nervous and. And he's probably. He's probably thankful that he didn't have to go in because he is, like, in the co pilot seat to potentially win a Super bowl this year, which is kind of his thing that he likes to do. But the relief that I thought I saw in Carson Wentz's face, it's like if you're in an exit row on an airplane and it crashes and you're like, oh, I got to get up and get everybody off this plane. And then you wake up from that dream and you're like, oh, it's not real. That's what Carson Wentz felt when Mahomes was like, I'm just going to run this out on the sidelines. So he was fine after getting carried off the field. Like, he wasn't putting any weight on.
Big Cat
His foot whatsoever in that shot where he was. They were celebrating and he was sitting down and he looked up and he was just like, not good. I was convinced he was done for the year. And he does. He does do this. I don't know. I think he's got, you know, they always show his stretching and how he does these weird stretches in the off season. And he does have that little bit of dad bod. I think he's just indestructible.
Memes
Yeah, he's Gumby.
Big Cat
Yeah. I. Did we ever find out what could have potentially been the injury?
Memes
Yeah, they said that he was working on a ankle sprain. God. I don't know if he was listed or if they were giving him a treatment before the game for that, but he had an ankle sprain. You know how sometimes if your ankle's fucked up and then you just step? Yeah, we're old, but like, you'll just take a step and step on it all the time. He did that like times 100 where he stepped on it and re aggravated. And then he was like, okay, nothing's actually wrong with it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Andy Reid should have actually given Carson Wentz a game ball and been like, hey, in those. In those like 90 seconds, you didn't piss and yourself, you're ready to go.
Memes
He might have, I don't know.
Big Cat
Just for the bear, you didn't run away from us. Good job, Carson.
Memes
Close my eyes. Lean back and saw the picture Carson Wentz with the, like, 107 ducks that he shot.
Big Cat
I just assumed it was going to be like, the NFL is scripted. Carson Wentz obviously was playing an MVP level. The year that he gets hurt, Nick Foles wins the Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes gets hurt, Carson Wentz wins the Super Bowl. That's what's going to happen.
PFT
If Wentz wedding would have cooked, yeah.
Big Cat
He would have won a Super bowl, and we would have just been like, carson Wentz won a Super Bowl.
Memes
And then all the Taylor Swift fans in the world would have, like, fallen in love with Carson Wentz, and.
Big Cat
And. And it would have been, all right, who would it have been? I'm trying to think. Not the same. Maybe the Saints. I'm trying to think who would have been signed. Maybe the Giants would have signed Carson Wentz, and he would have absolutely sucked. He would have won a Super Bowl. The Giants would have been like, Carson Wentz, star starting quarterback going forward, and then he would have gone back into a pumpkin.
Memes
I think. I think maybe the Raiders.
Big Cat
The Raiders? Yeah. The Giants are the Raiders. One of those. Maybe the Titans, like, one of those teams would have signed him, and he would have sucked.
Memes
Colts. Really?
Big Cat
Jets. The Jets.
PFT
The jets would have signed Carson Wentz.
Big Cat
We were robbed of the Carson Wentz story arc.
Hank
I'm.
PFT
I'm not ruling it out.
Big Cat
No, I'm not either. But. Yeah, so that was. The Chiefs are just. They're so good. They're. And they do it in such an efficient. Like, they never look flashy anymore. I think that we'll talk to Baldy about it because he. He pointed out that DeAndre Hopkins changes that. But they just. You can't make a mistake against them. And it just doesn't matter. If there's a third down in eight, Patrick Mahomes is going to get it.
Memes
Their defense is also incredible.
Big Cat
Really good. Really, really, really good. Yeah. Okay.
Memes
Yeah. It's kind of weird because I feel like the Chiefs, they're. They're not the best team in the NFL, but they will be the best team in the NFL.
Big Cat
They're the team. They're the team. No one would want to play in a playoff game because I would think they would win every single playoff game, which they have. They have not lost a game since the Raiders Christmas day game or the day after Christmas last year. They've not lost the game. They won their, what, last two games of the regular season, then won all their playoff games, and now they're eight. No.
Memes
So they're eight. No. Who's going to be the first analyst to get on TV and say, is this the worst eight no team that we've ever had in the NFL?
Big Cat
It's not, though. I know. Way worse. I know.
Memes
Yeah, they're. They're winning games because they're good at football.
Big Cat
I think if they went undefeated, people would be like, this is the most uninspiring undefeated.
Memes
But they're not winning games because they're doing gimmicks. They're not winning games in, like, blowouts against bad teams. They're just winning games because they do everything very, very good.
Big Cat
They just win games. So they have the Broncos next and they have at the Bills. If the Bills don't beat them, I don't know if they have a loss until the Texans in at the Steelers at the end of the season.
Memes
That's what, that's what Sean McDermott should do. Sean McDermott should hire Paul Rudd to sit next to him on the sidelines and be like, paul, should I go for two here? What do you want? As a fan of the Chiefs?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And then. And then make his decision thusly.
Big Cat
Yeah, just go off of that. All right. Should we talk some NFL trade deadline? Pft. Are the Commanders all in?
Memes
I'm thinking Soupy. Yeah, I'm thinking Soupy. And we talk.
Big Cat
Marshawn Lattimore obviously got traded to the Commanders.
Hank
Huge.
Big Cat
Huge. I mean, that's a great trade.
Memes
It's a good trade.
Big Cat
We.
Memes
We gave up a third round pick, and I think we swapped a fourth for a fifth. So essentially what Adam Peters did was he. He turned Jahan, or. Excuse me. Yeah, John Dotson into Marshawn Lattimore, which is a pretty good magic trick.
PFT
Not exactly. Well, yeah, we got a third and we got a fifth back as well.
Memes
Well, he actually did better than that because the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft.
PFT
But you gave up an extra pick.
Memes
But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick than what we end up getting from that trade. Because you had Miami's third rounder, but.
PFT
You just said you swapped a fourth and a fifth. We swapped a third and a fifth.
Memes
Okay, so we swapped a third and fifth.
PFT
Correct. So you gave up more picks.
Memes
So wait, me and you swapped a third and a fifth?
PFT
Correct. And you added a fourth and we.
Memes
Added a fourth to the Lattimore, so. But I didn't get a fifth back from you? Is that what you're saying?
PFT
We got a fit.
Big Cat
Wait, so, so, so PFT gave Max Jahan Dotson.
Memes
You can.
Big Cat
Max gave. Pft. What?
Memes
Third round pick.
PFT
We got your Han Dotson and a.
Big Cat
Fifth and that you gave up a.
PFT
Third, a third and I think. And a seventh.
Big Cat
Okay, forget the seventh.
PFT
Correct.
Big Cat
What you. Then I. You. So you got. You. You traded Johan Dotson and got a third round pick.
Memes
Miami.
PFT
Johan Dotson and a fourth for Marshawn Latimore.
Big Cat
I got.
Memes
I got. That's what it.
PFT
That's what it is.
Memes
I got Miami's pick for Max. Miami's third round.
Big Cat
I'm confused. So then what did you trade for Marshawn?
Memes
We just traded our third round pick. Got it for Marshawn Lattimore and a fourth and we swapped. And a fourth, a fourth and a fifth. We swapped the fourth and a fifth.
PFT
But you. But we also got one of your fifths.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Yeah.
PFT
So you. It's John Dotson and a fourth because it was the same trade.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
Plus a fourth. Okay, so it's John Dotson and a.
Big Cat
Fourth and a fourth.
Memes
I still like it.
Big Cat
So the reason why you're not Mad Max.
PFT
No, I just wanted to clarify because he was saying things that were incorrect.
Big Cat
Right.
Memes
Okay. So what I love about the trade is I still have no idea like how to evaluate cornerbacks. I don't sit out there like grinding film or anything, but I do trust one person more than most, and that's Ben Menz.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And Ben Menz gave me a breakdown, a full breakdown of Marshawn Lattimore. And he said lockdown, number one physical, good length, will tackle, competitive, got a couple more years in his prime. Still pretty fast. Hated Dennis Allen. Oh, that's the big one for me.
Big Cat
Yeah, Dennis Allen got fired, which we. We happened after we recorded on Sunday night.
Memes
Yeah, we got the Rizzler now.
Big Cat
Yeah, we got the Rizzler Rizzi. That was. That was. That was due to happen. But yeah, the Commanders look like they' all in.
Memes
Yeah, the other. The other teams that were interested in them were the Chiefs, I think the 49ers. So other competent organizations.
Big Cat
Those are all in teams are.
Memes
Are going for them. So I'm happy. Our defense is like middle of the road is. And with Lattimore, it would. It would be the craziest thing in the world if the Commanders won Super Bowl. I'm not thinking about. I'm not thinking soupy. But it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be crazy.
Producer
I was looking at the schedule and this in the standings, I think you guys could be the one seat.
Big Cat
Yeah, I mean, the Lions have to play the NFC North.
Memes
The Lions are a much better team than we are, but they have to.
Producer
Play the NFC North.
Big Cat
That's why. That's why these next two games for the Commanders are. That's why I asked the question. I was not trying to trap you. But if they go to an O in these next two games, their schedule is not that difficult.
Producer
One, seeds right there.
Memes
It's right there.
Big Cat
The Steelers and the Cowboys, or, sorry, the Steelers and the Eagles in the next two weeks are very big games that if you win two, if you go 2, 0, that changes everything.
Memes
I think now, I think that's down to one and one.
Big Cat
One and one would be great, too, though. I'm saying, like, yeah, that's. Yeah, it's right there. Is the game in Pittsburgh?
Memes
The game is at home.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
But I mean, it's Pittsburgh. So they just get on a bus.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And George Soros pays for their ticket down to D.C. and then they go do their thing.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right. So what other trades we had, we had the Lions get better. So Zaria Smith goes, gets traded from the Browns. He's now on his third NFC north team. I saw the packers traded Preston Smith to the Steelers. Steelers also got Mike Williams from the Jets.
Memes
Memes, where do they get in for Mike? Like, what kind of players. Mike Williams right now?
Big Cat
What do you got? Memes. He. He didn't do much with the jets, but Russell Wilson loves deep ball and Mike Williams is a deep ball threat, so he didn't. He didn't do much with the Jets. Okay, so you don't care about giving him up? No, not really. But Alanzard is on ir, so Mike Williams did fill a hole there, but young guys got to step up. Young guys got to step up.
Memes
Next man up.
Big Cat
What other trades did we have that were consequential? Davius White got traded from the Rams to the Dealers, who got Treadevius White. All right, here we got the whole list. Trudeau White, I'm looking for his name. He's on the Ravens. Okay. So, I mean, a couple teams. And then obviously, Deontay Johnson got traded last week, which was big.
Memes
And then Schefter posted yesterday that DK Metcalf will not be traded, contrary to speculation. That is how I learned about DK Metcalf potentially being traded was Adam Schefter saying that he won't be traded.
Big Cat
Got it.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, also, Khalil Herbert got traded from the Bears and then tweeted. Thank you, God. Yeah, I. I would like to make a statement now that I've had a little time to have the dust settle and watch DJ Moore seemingly quit on the bear season and met Eber Fluss be a. I think I'm just. I think I need to just let go and just give up. And I see what you have pft in new owners and I think I just, I can't. I can't let myself get my hopes up until there's new owners which will never happen. So that just never. I'm. It's just never going to change.
Memes
It makes, it makes a big difference.
Big Cat
They're never going to hire someone. They're never going to hire an alpha male. They never want to guy who's bigger than the organization since Dick. So it's. Yeah, I'm just down bad and Caleb Williams is going to get ruined. Drake May's going to be better. Jaden Daniels already better. Who else? Bo Nicks is better. Michael Penix is going to be better. They're all going to be better. And I'm just going to be. I'm just back in the whole cycle.
Memes
What is on Sunday? Patriots.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
You have the opportunity to bury Hank Streams.
Big Cat
But at this point I saw a report that if there was a report, which the Bears have never done, they've never fired a coach in the middle of the season over 100 years history. There was a rumor that if they lost to the Patriots then Matty Brufus would get fired. So now what am I rooting for?
Memes
Yeah, that's a trick question. I think you gotta be rooting for.
Big Cat
Hank if you could guarantee that he would get fired. I would never root against the Bears, but I would at least have something on the other end if they do lose that.
Memes
Yeah, but Caleb, let's say Caleb goes out, throws three touchdowns. No picks 290 yards and the defense just breaks down against Drake. May you be okay with that?
Big Cat
It's all, it's all.
Memes
I listen to Matt.
Big Cat
He's a loser.
Memes
I listened to Dweeber Fluss's press conference live and it's, it's bad. He is, he is not a good coach. No, nothing about the man inspires confidence. It was crazy because I was getting mad for the city of Chicago. I was like, this shouldn't be on the public airwaves here. This is obscenity. Listening to him talk and just say the most innocuous coach cliches that he could think of to answer any given question. He was like, yeah, you know, I think we got to. We gotta do a better job running the football and we gotta stop the run. Yeah. You know, this time of year, stopping the run is important. And it starts with me. He said it starts with me again.
Big Cat
Starts with me. What are you gonna say, Hank? From the troll couch?
Producer
Not the troll couch. I want. I don't. I don't want the Patriots to win this weekend.
Big Cat
I don't think I'm going to be rooting for the Bears because I don't think they would fire Matt Iberfoo's win or lose. I. That was a rumor, but I don't. I do. They're such cheap owners and they won't do it.
Producer
I know he's a friend, a friend of the program, but I feel like when you're doing as bad as he is, getting funked up. Was. Looks so much worse.
Big Cat
Matt Eberfluss. Yeah, yeah.
Producer
Like, he got the poofy haircut.
Big Cat
He's not. By the way, he came on once. Okay, let's not. Let's not get crazy.
Producer
No, I'm just going to say he looks ridiculous. He looks ridiculous.
Big Cat
Take that out of your mouth. And that.
Producer
That was. Yeah, no, I'm talking about funk, But.
Big Cat
Oh, Funk is a friend of the program. Funk is still a friend of the program.
PFT
Yes, for the listeners. Who's funk again?
Big Cat
Funk is the barber who cuts most of the hair for the Chicago Bears.
Producer
But he.
Big Cat
And he is a friend. He's got the poopy hair before the.
Producer
Season and it looks ridiculous now.
Big Cat
I've said it.
Producer
Stop worrying about your hair.
Big Cat
They did.
Producer
They did it with me about the end of.
Memes
Yeah, that, that. I mean, you say that to a quarterback that cares more about, like, how they dress. That guy Matt Eberfluss. He should spend more time sitting in his playbook and less time in the.
Big Cat
Bar, but probably not because he's dangerous in his own playbook. The. They did it with Mitch Trubisky, obviously. Mitch Trubisky gets drafted. John Fox is the coach. They fire John Fox after one year. Then Matt Nagy comes in. Then they draft Justin Fields. Fire Matt Nagy after a year. Matt Eberflusse comes in. They drafted Caleb Williams, kept Matt Eberfluss. They're going to fire Matt Eberflusse after a year. I've done this speech a million times, but it's the same old, same old bullshit. And basically they're like, hey, all we got to do is get our head coach funked up and everyone will think that everything's changed and nothing is facelift. It's bad. So I'm in a dark, dark place. But I'm happy for you guys. You guys have some good organizations you get to root for and fun things coming up. And it's just.
Memes
It's strange. It's. Honestly, it's. It's strange for me to be looking at transactions that we make and be like, I think that they have a plan.
Big Cat
Well, yeah, that's the thing.
Memes
The crazy thing is, like, Jaden Daniels is. He's so good at football, at playing quarterback, that he actually made our secondary better.
Big Cat
But it. It's not. Jaden Daniels is very, very good at playing football. If you had Dan Snider and Jaden Daniels, it wouldn't work out.
Memes
Oh, Jaden Daniels.
Big Cat
That's the point where I came to that realization in the last 24 hours, where I was like, why am I thinking that it's going to be different? It's the same people running the same dumpster fire over and over. We're going to do the same thing year in and year out. Didn't those people win a Super bowl, though, in 1985?
Memes
It's been a while. If Dan Snyder was the owner of the.
Big Cat
And they should have won more, and.
Memes
They didn't, then when Jaden Daniels got his rib broken, it would have punctured his heart and he would have died on the field. That's what would. That's the vibe that.
Big Cat
That.
Memes
That having bad ownership will give you.
Producer
It's a 6 sweatshirt. PFD.
Memes
Thank you, Hanky. You can find it in the barstool store starting on Thursday.
Big Cat
It's almost a comforting feeling, though. Cause I'm just not gonna. I've reached the point where I'm not gonna fight it. I'm not gonna fight it until the off season. I'll fight it again. I'll be like, oh, yeah, new coach. This guy we're gonna hire. We're not gonna hire Ben Johnson. We're not gonna hire Liam Cone. We're gonna probably hire, like, the offensive coordinator or. No, but maybe the defensive coordinator of, like, the Panthers or something and be like, well, he's next up. And I'll get myself really excited, and I'll do the whole thing and I'll get pumped. And then they'll finish, like, 9 and 8 or 10 and 7. Maybe, maybe. And then I'll be like, oh, next year's year.
Memes
And then they'll draft Arch, man.
Big Cat
They'll draft another guy, and then they'll fire the guy. We just. So all hope optimism is gone until July.
Memes
That's it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
So no, you can still quit.
Big Cat
You can still go on T.J. moore, he's quit. He doesn't like Caleb. It's bad, bad news.
Memes
He's a Fields guy.
Big Cat
He's always Khalil Herbert left and said, thank. Thank you, God. Detweeted. Thank you, God.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
What.
PFT
What do you do about DJ Moore going forward?
Big Cat
I would train him.
PFT
How can him and Caleb play in the future?
Big Cat
Don't know, Max. It makes no sense to me. I like, maybe something will change. And I don't. I. I like DJ Moore. Seems like a great guy. He is a very good receiver. Something has been off this year, and you can't pretend that that's not the case. You can't just be like, I could look over it after the Texan stuff. Weird, you know, like body language. But this one, I'm just like, it's, it's. It's. I don't know, it's. You can't. You can't look past it.
PFT
There's too many isolated incidents.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT
Be like, correct.
Big Cat
Where something is up.
PFT
Each one you can look over individually. But all of them together means that there's got to be.
Big Cat
There's got to be something up. And I'm not blind.
Memes
It.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
He misses old buddy. I think it's as simple as that. Like, he was never going to love Caleb.
Big Cat
No.
Memes
He just saw Caleb and he got.
Big Cat
His money, which I'm happy he got his money again. I don't. It's not like a personal thing. I like DJ Moore, the person. I like DJ Moore as a receiver. In theory. DJ Moore on this team this year has been something. Maybe he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Memes
Do you think Khalil Herbert is the first person to thank God for moving to Cincinnati?
Big Cat
Yeah, probably.
Memes
I think maybe in history, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, that's probably it.
Memes
And then we also glossed over the biggest move of the trade deadline. Jerry Jones.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Made a move. The Cowboys are still all in.
Big Cat
Oh.
Memes
Did not sign Pam Oliver. He got it.
Big Cat
He got.
Memes
Was it Jonathan Mingo?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
From the Panthers.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
So fourth round receiver from the Panthers. Jerry said that they liked them a lot in the draft. So basically, Jerry Jones has been stewing on not getting Mingo for the last, what, two years? And so he finally righted that wrong. And now. Now, I guess Trey Lance has another target.
Big Cat
That's huge.
Memes
Massive.
Big Cat
Trey Lance is going to be Trey Lance?
Memes
No, I think it's going to be Cooper Rush. But also Jerry said on his radio hit that he goes on every week and Gives up way too much information about his personnel decisions. He said that it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also, Trey Lance brings a lot of stuff to the table that you can't get from Cooper.
Big Cat
Oh.
Memes
So I wouldn't be surprised if you saw Trey Lance make his way in on some plays.
Big Cat
Couple Trey Lance packages.
Memes
Some Trey Lance packages.
Big Cat
You need to just. You need to punish them, Max. You need to beat them by a billion.
PFT
Yeah. I mean, Cooper, this has to. This has to be a spanking.
Big Cat
It has to be. You have to put them over your. Yeah, you got to put them over your knee, and you got to spank them.
PFT
Yeah, I know.
Big Cat
For 60 minutes at Jerry World will.
PFT
Still always scare me.
Big Cat
Just spank a Max. Spank the.
Memes
Out of their team. That's begging. Begging for you to put them out of there.
Big Cat
They're like, daddy, please spank me.
Memes
Choke me. They're saying, choke me out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
I'm hoping that we spanked.
Memes
Spank.
PFT
I'm hoping that we spank.
Big Cat
You got us.
PFT
I'm confident that we spank.
Big Cat
We got you got a spank.
PFT
A.J. brown, good news from the MRI.
Memes
What's the good news?
PFT
No structural damage. Looks like just a bruise.
Memes
That's good.
Big Cat
Just a bruise.
Memes
Just a bruise. I look forward to him. I'm. I'm only.
PFT
As some may say, I'm bummed out.
Memes
That we already played the Bucks because Marshawn Lattimore against Mike Evans is always fun.
Big Cat
That would have been fun.
Memes
Rip each other's throats out every game.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Anything else from the NFL world that we missed? I don't think so.
Memes
This is a great quote from Jamar Chase today. They asked him about getting ready for. For Thursday night because it's going to be Bengals and Ravens on Thursday. And this is from our good friend Ben Baby in Cincinnati.
Big Cat
Love Ben Baby. We got to get Ben Baby on.
Memes
He said they asked him if it was like cramming for a test in school, getting ready to play on a Thursday night, and Jamar responded, I didn't study in school. Love that, love that, love that.
Big Cat
Cardell Jones.
Memes
Lsu, baby.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
I didn't come here to play school.
Big Cat
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Memes
Well, I can tell that you're, you're in your feelings right now.
Big Cat
I'm bad. I'm down as bad as bad could be.
Memes
I don't think that's true. I still think that Caleb's going to be a good quarterback, but.
Big Cat
Probably not. And it's not against Caleb. I still believe in Caleb Williams, the quarterback. I do not believe in the Bears, the organization.
Memes
Breaking moose.
Big Cat
Breaking moose.
Memes
Max.
PFT
I mean, this is the big the.
Memes
NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers Joel Embiid for three games. Oh, for altercation. Shoving a columnist in a post game locker room.
PFT
He's not playing the next three games.
Big Cat
Wait, why isn't he playing?
PFT
Because he's recovering from a meniscus injury.
Memes
So the wait. So the NBA's investigation into Joel Embiid not playing in the first several games has been usurped by the NBA suspending Joel Embiid from playing for three games.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's the domino meme. Make that memes. It's, it's, it's the first domino is Marcus Hayes writes a column about an investigation into Joel Embiid not playing. And then the big domino is Joel Embiid can't play for three games per.
Memes
The NBA struggle to follow that.
Big Cat
They literally were like, hey, here's an investigation that he's they're not being correct about these injury reports. And Marcus Hayes writes his article.
PFT
Got it.
Big Cat
And then the article ends up with Joel Embiid pushing him, which we, we stand by him. Joel Embiid, that is. And now Joel Embiid can't play three games. But he also wasn't going to play him because he's hurt.
Memes
It's like getting suspended from school for skipping School. Cool.
PFT
I mean, yeah, sure. I feel like they were like, yeah, he'll probably be back after the next three games, so let's just suspend him for the next three games so that.
Big Cat
Are you sure about that? You sure he's going to be back after the next three games?
PFT
He'll be back.
Big Cat
Did Paul George play well?
PFT
Nope.
Big Cat
Oh, no. It's okay. You got the clip. Wait, are you one in five? What?
Memes
We should.
Big Cat
Are you one in five?
PFT
Have you never started going on? We've never. We've never. We've never talked about the NBA this much this early this season.
Big Cat
I did.
Memes
I did see a very. I think it was from Kevin O'Connor.
Big Cat
No, you guys are one in five.
Memes
He posted.
PFT
We haven't talked about the Bucks for a second.
Producer
We talk about Tankathon a lot, but I've been on there a lot because the Patriots and sometimes I click the NBA section.
Memes
Yeah.
Producer
And the Sixers are three right now.
Big Cat
Right now.
Memes
Trust the process.
PFT
Cooper Flag.
Memes
Watch you trust in the process. But Kevin O'Connor put up a very interesting post the other day about how bad the Clippers are and how things could go from bad to worse for them. And if the Clippers somehow lucked into the. Like, a top pick in the lottery, you know who gets that pick? The Oklahoma City Thunder.
Big Cat
Oh.
Memes
So if the Clippers are bad enough, the Thunder could also get Cooper flag.
Big Cat
Wow.
Producer
The Pelicans have the Bucs pick, and the Bucks are in dead last right now.
Big Cat
Whoa. Yeah. Bucks are bad.
Producer
That would be devastating.
Big Cat
Who could have seen the Dame Lillard trade not working out? Oh, wait, I did. Bucks fans got very mad about that. That's weird. And now they have. There's rumors. Y. Like the Giannis to New York. It's back. It's crazy. It's crazy.
PFT
But if they don't have their own pick, why would the Bucks trade Giannis?
Big Cat
No, they would. They should never trade Giannis under any circumstance. Giannis gives you a chance. You just got to figure out another way. And the Cavs. Shout out to Cavs, since we're doing NBA talk. They're 8. 0. And they, like, keep winning in crazy ways. Okay. College football. College football. We have our first rankings out. We're going to. We're recording this the afternoon. The rankings don't really matter this early with the new College Football Playoff setup, because you're going to get the automatic teams in so, you know, the four. The four highest ranked conference winners. And then there's so much that's got to shake out like this week we actually have true elimination games in LSU versus Alabama, a mini elimination game in Georgia versus Ole Miss. Because if Ole Miss loses, they'll be out. But the big story. So, so you want to do rankings first? I, what, what your guess is?
Memes
I'm going to guess that Indiana fans will be pissed off.
Big Cat
Indiana fans have every right to be pissed off because Indiana should be ranked ahead of Ohio State and ahead of Texas. Indiana's undefeated. And you could say, well, they haven't beaten anyone.
Hank
True.
Big Cat
But if you go common opponents for Ohio State and Indiana. Indiana beat Nebraska by a million, beat Michigan State by a million. Ohio State did kill Michigan State, but Ohio State struggled Nebraska.
Memes
So at this point, if we're just doing blind resumes and if you were to just flip flop, if you just imagine Indiana football with the Ohio State Buckeye logo next to it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And if you look at who they've played, if Ohio State had played that exact same schedule and they had the exact same results, Ohio State would probably be ranked, what, number two in the nation.
Big Cat
Yeah. Well, so maybe not just because Ohio State. I'm not. I think you should just like, as a personal, like belief, the undefeated team should be ranked ahead of the team with a loss, no matter what the schedule is. Like at this point in the season, knowing it doesn't matter because they're going to play each other. Yeah.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Ohio State's argument, which I understand, they have the best win out of Ohio State, Indiana and Texas because those three are going to be lumped up somewhere. They have the best win out of those three.
Memes
Best loss.
Big Cat
They have the best loss as well. So they lost by a point to Oregon at Oregon. And then they beat Penn State at Penn State. So Ohio State does have the case to be. I just want to see Indiana higher than Ohio State and Texas because they've been demolishing teams. Yeah.
Memes
What you're saying is at this point the. A great loss is better than a good win.
Big Cat
Well, and they, and they also, the committee, they go like data points. And Ohio State's win at Penn State is better than anything Indiana's done.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
So they'll, that's why they'll do it. I just, especially the first poll that is utterly meaningless because we're going to have so many games that figure this shit out. Just reward the teams that are, that are undefeated.
Memes
There's a lot happening today in sports, isn't there?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Like, I feel like a day like today, Election Day, the college election day is over.
Big Cat
Pug.
Memes
Pug.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
But Election Day College Football Playoff and NFL trade debate and action. You just have to believe that Major League Baseball is going to announce some award at like 9:30pm tonight.
Big Cat
Cy Young's coming.
Memes
Right? They're going to, they're going to try to put that out and get absolutely buried. Yeah, I, I do think that Indiana should be ranked higher. That said, I think that when they match up, I would not be shocked if Ohio State beat them by a couple scores.
Big Cat
Yes. I think it's going to go. So I think they're. I think they have to just guess with. I don't know how are they just doing the rankings and not the bracket? Because the bracket obviously has to get figured out by the conference winners. Either way, it's the Oregon, Georgia, Miami and BYU as of right now are going to be the conference winners. That you could guess. Big 12 is chaotic. Big 12 has many things. BYU should get undefeated to the Big 12 championship game. But. But that thing is chaotic. And then it's going to be Ohio State, Texas, Indiana, probably Tennessee, Notre Dame, smu. SMU should, I mean SMU has a pretty. They. They have one loss to byu who's undefeated and they beat Louisville on the road. Who's was a ranked team and they beat Pittsburgh. Killed Pittsburgh this past weekend. Yeah. The ACC is going to be interesting because I don't know, it looked like it was going to be Clemson, Miami the whole way and Clemson just dropped a egg against Louisville.
Memes
They got sunned.
Big Cat
They had no one in the stands at the end of that game. It was crazy. And they also were running Donovan McNabb offense.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because they were, they were down like three scores and they were go. The, the play clock was going to like four seconds.
Memes
Cade club Nick was puking.
Big Cat
Yeah. It was bad.
Memes
Disgusting.
Big Cat
It was bad.
Memes
So I, Yeah, I think SMU, they could be like number anywhere between 8 and 11.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And I wouldn't be shocked.
Big Cat
And then Boise State will probably be the G5 team. But there's also. I mean Tulane's out there. Army still has a chance. There's a. There's like 20ish teams that are two losses or less and have a chance at this thing and it's pretty awesome.
Memes
So. You know I love doomsday scenarios. Right?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
The doomsday scenario in last week now no longer possible. Brand new doomsday scenario.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
Just dropped. If Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss.
Big Cat
Florida, they're on the third quarterback. They have been playing a lot better.
Memes
Yeah, they've been playing better. Like it's it would be nuts, but it wouldn't be crazy.
Big Cat
I think they're back. I think their quarterback they put in on Saturday against Georgia was a transfer from Yale. I want to say imagine that they look good. Imagine being.
Memes
That was a great loss actually.
Big Cat
Yeah, that would. But imagine being the Yale quarterback and then having to get into the Florida Georgia game in Jacksonville. That's. That's an insane, insane wave. Like difference in competition.
Memes
Yeah. And just difference in vibes in a city. Everything New Haven to Jacksonville.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
All right, so. All right, so Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss, LSU loses to Alabama, Tennessee loses to Georgia and A M then loses to Texas later on. Then the regular season would end with Alabama, Georgia, lsu, Missouri, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Texas and Texas A and M in an eight way tie for first place in the sec. And I think through all those tie.
Big Cat
Breaks Missouri is going to lose again.
Memes
They might. But if all those things happen, then I believe it would be LSU in Alabama again in the SEC championship.
Big Cat
That would rock. Eight way tie.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
I'm rooting for it.
Memes
And then you'd probably have. There might be two or three SEC teams that are ranked higher than the SEC champion.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
That ends up getting a buy. Just love all these teams day scenarios.
Big Cat
Yeah. The it. There's just. It's awesome that so many teams are still alive right now. And like I said, the rankings don't matter this early, but we did have. So this past weekend we had the Big 12 just do what the Big 12 does. An absolute chaos. Iowa State losing, which they could still get in but one loss. Iowa State, they don't have a great strength of schedule. Kansas State catching their second loss. Now it's BYU undefeated and Dion Colorado owns their destiny. They do have a tough, tough game at Texas Tech this weekend. But if they win that game, they like Dion in the playoff would be incredible.
Memes
And Big Cat, do you think that there's any chance that the College Football Playoff cares about ratings? Yeah, I think they might.
Big Cat
Do you think that if team made the playoff and one of their players played both sides of the ball 120.
Memes
Snaps, that might be an interesting storyline for Heisman.
Big Cat
I'm worried about Cam Ward. Ken Ward is really, really good.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
Miami's offense is probably unstoppable and their defense is.
Big Cat
Miami's just going to be in fun games. Miami, SMU would be an incredible accident. I would. That game would be. I would take the over at 100.
Memes
I would predict that if Colorado and SMU are anywhere close in terms of resume ESPN is going to be like, we need Colorado in the playoff.
Big Cat
They have to win out though.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because that's the weird thing what happened with the Big 12 this weekend is they probably fuck themselves in being a two bid league because if BYU goes and wins the whole thing, it's just going to probably be byu.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
BYU would have to run the table then lose to Colorado or an Iowa State in the conference for them to have a chance at two. Two teams. And kind of similar to what happened to the acc. If Miami runs it and beats everyone, they might only get one. So it might just become the Big Ten in the sec.
Memes
I have a question for you, big cat.
Big Cat
Yes.
Memes
Can James Franklin win the big one?
Big Cat
No. Well, that was way. That was the last thing I had is things that we need to talk about.
Memes
Wait, let me finish.
Big Cat
So.
Memes
So Ryan Day, can he win the big one?
Big Cat
If it's against Penn State? Yes.
Memes
So is that a big one? Did Ryan Day just win the big one? Because I was thinking about the transit property, the big one.
Big Cat
No.
Memes
And I think that Ohio State is Penn State's big one.
Big Cat
Yes.
Memes
But Penn State is not Ohio State's big one.
Big Cat
No, no. Penn State is Ohio. Yeah. Ohio State playing Penn State, that's not a big one for Ryan Day, but it's a huge one for. It's everything for James Franklin. 10 out of the last 11, same story every single year they get in that game. They have recruiting classes on par. They have the talent on the field, except they never have like game breaking insane like wide receivers or guys who can. Who can win one on one like Ohio State does because Ohio State always has wide receivers. I think Penn State even has Ohio State transfer at wide receiver.
PFT
Julian Fleming. He's not very.
Memes
But he was like a story going in this game. You're going to use this guy a lot because it's a revenge game.
Big Cat
It was that in. And Will Howard not being recruited by Penn State, it's like. Well, he. He's not. He went to Kansas State first. So it wasn't. But because he's from Pennsylvania.
PFT
Drew Allers, Al Ohio guy.
Big Cat
Yeah. And then James Franklin after the game got in an altercation with a fan. Max, do you think that you should get rid of James Franklin at Penn State?
PFT
No.
Big Cat
Do you think he's hit his ceiling? Because.
PFT
Yes.
Big Cat
That was. If you were going to beat Ohio State at home, pick six to go up 10. Nothing like that's you. That was. That was on a platter.
PFT
They'll never. I don't want to Say it couldn't.
Big Cat
Have started better for them.
PFT
Well, they. And then they play next year, and then they don't. With the new Big Ten, they don't play Ohio State again for another, like, four years.
Big Cat
Great. So James Franklin's fine.
Memes
That that game was over on the interception in the end zone that somehow the Ohio State defensive back caught.
Big Cat
I still don't know how to have.
PFT
He's got to catch that ball. Trey Wallace has got to catch that ball.
Big Cat
Also, I forgot Will Howard, he fumbled out of bounds into the end zone, so you got that, too.
PFT
And also the end of the game.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, that. That was the worst.
PFT
Yeah.
Big Cat
And that was the part that I think would drive me nuts if I was a Penn State fan. Because all you heard all off season was, you got Andy Kotel, Nikki, and your offense is going to be explosive. And they get to a point where all they have to do is get three yards. And they ran the same play up the middle for nothing.
Memes
That sucked.
Big Cat
And then they. And they like, why would you not. Why not do. I don't like Wildcat Tyler Warren.
PFT
Get him the ball.
Big Cat
You can't tackle the guy. He's a beast. Just snap it to him at least once.
PFT
And then you. And you run it three times. You get it to the one, and then you decide to pass. If you're going to pass, pass. On one of their earlier days.
Big Cat
I know. I hate. I hate the run, Run, run, pass.
Hank
You're gonna run.
PFT
Stick to the run.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because it also is very, like, expected. Like, just. Just pass on second down. Yes.
Memes
And they were doing that weird where they had their lineman split out wide, put them in motion to do absolutely nothing. That was so frustrating.
PFT
Well, that's what they did in the goal line play. They did it three times in a row. They had the lineman come in motion three times in a row for no.
Memes
Reason to not do anything to lay the softest block that you've ever seen. And then you know what they did? They had him coming in, in motion. And when you see the Niners do something like this, you know Trent Williams is about to get out in front and be like a lead blocker on a smash play. They had him come in and contribute to a double team. That's why they put him in motion. It made zero sense. Also, I love Ohio State safety Caleb Downs.
Big Cat
Yeah, Caleb Downs from Alabama.
Memes
Caleb Downs is a fucking monster.
PFT
And then Ohio State has a bunch of backup offensive linemen. They have the ball on their own one with four minutes to go. And then they just run for seven yards of carry every single time to ice the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
So what we can take away is that Ohio State, they are good enough to be the big one, but they're not big enough to win the big one.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Okay, well.
Big Cat
And they will win a fake big one this year because he'll beat Michigan.
Memes
Yep. That's a fake big one.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's a fake big one this year. So James Franklin. Got to keep him. I.
PFT
There's.
Big Cat
There's no other option.
PFT
That's what everyone keeps saying is that it's frustrating. He is. He is a good football coach. He puts them in a good position in the college football landscape that most teams would like to be in, but he'll never be. He'll never get to that age here. Can I never get to the.
Big Cat
Can I throw out a name with Pennsylvania roots that I said a lot of nice things about this school earlier so they can't get mad at me if I throw this name out there?
Memes
Oh, I know what you're going to say.
Big Cat
Kurt Cignetti, Penn State. I think he's from Pittsburgh.
PFT
I don't know where he's from.
Memes
Yeah, his. His dad, I think, was the coach at Pittsburgh.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
Yeah. I mean, I think Kurtzignetti is probably going to get, like, any job in the country.
Memes
I think. I think this might be his last job, though.
PFT
I disagree.
Big Cat
I think he'll stay for maybe for a couple years, but that someone offers.
PFT
Him, he's going to get like a billion.
Memes
I'll tell you what. I think I said it last year. At the time, Alabama should have hired him. He was an Alabama coach.
Big Cat
He was. I still think Kalen DeBoer is a good coach. He's just. Yeah, but. So, Jay, I agree with you. I don't think you can get rid of James Franklin. They essentially, this. This entire playoff expansion was like going to a roller coaster and being like, you have to be this high. You have to be this tall to ride the roller coaster. And then Penn State kept on showing up and they weren't tall enough, and instead of growing, they just made it a little bit shorter. So now they're going to get into the playoff. That's essentially what happened to them this year.
PFT
They have to win a playoff game.
Big Cat
They have to win a playoff game. They might have a home playoff game.
PFT
The way the schedule works out, it look they very well could have a home playoff game.
Big Cat
Awesome.
Memes
White out.
PFT
Noon, the white outs this weekend.
Memes
But you're not going to white out a playoff game.
Big Cat
You Wouldn't white. You wouldn't double white out.
PFT
I don't think you can.
Big Cat
What do you mean you're. I don't know. You could do whatever you want.
PFT
This is.
Memes
You got to, you got to white out a play.
Big Cat
You got a double white out.
PFT
I don't know if you can double white out.
Big Cat
You can double white out. They do double renegade.
PFT
They do double renegade.
Big Cat
Double white.
PFT
So facto if you can do double renegade, you should be able to double white.
Memes
I mean, what is the most James Franklin possible outcome to this, to this season? So they make the playoff. They host a playoff game and then they beat like a wildly inferior opponent.
Big Cat
So they would.
Memes
They're not going to get the five seed.
Big Cat
They won't get the five seed, but they will most likely get. If they win out, they should get a home playoff.
PFT
Yeah. Top eight seeds.
Big Cat
Yeah, they'll be like eight or nine. Yeah.
PFT
But I'm just trying right around. I'm sorry, like Tennessee and get smoked.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Yeah. But if you could, if you could pick like your choice of the worst of the at large teams, then you beat them and then you get smoked in the second round by a good school, that would be like the quintessential James Franklin. Yeah. Good season, but.
Big Cat
And the Bears hire Cliff Kingsbury and then the USC hires James Francis Franklin or not Cliff Kingsbury. Lincoln stinking Riley. Thank you.
Memes
Thank you.
PFT
Best case scenario would be playing like byu.
Big Cat
Yeah, BYU though. They're men.
PFT
I think Penn State would be.
Memes
They're men.
Big Cat
BYU is going to get a bot 27.
PFT
Oh, right.
Big Cat
BYU wins out, wins every game. They're a buy.
PFT
Well, they don't even need to win out. Right. They just need to win the championship.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yes. Well, I don't know what just happened. My throat. There could be like Tulane or Who else? Army. If army wins out, they could be a top four.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
They play Notre Dame. Either way. Penn State, James Franklin. It's just the same story every single year.
Memes
And it's not a bad story either.
Big Cat
Well, it is.
Memes
I think it's a pretty good story compared to what it could be.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
I freely acknowledge this is loser talk. Like I'm looking at this from a perspective of if you're not rooting for, you know, a perennial like top five team in college football. But Penn State is like the best of that next group.
Big Cat
They've won national titles. They have recruiting classes that are on par. They're not like a Wisconsin. They should be. So I think in that perspective it is a sad story.
Memes
When was their last national championship, the 80s. Yeah. It's been a while, of course.
Big Cat
But I'm saying, like, they have the. It's also a recruit. Like, I know it's hard to get people to go to Happy Valley, but, like, Pennsylvania in the Ohio region, like, that is a. That's a good football region. So, yeah, they. James Franklin, like, win the big one.
PFT
I mean, it shouldn't be the same as getting people to go to Columbus as it is getting people to go to Happy Valley. Just Ohio State pays more money and is better at it.
Big Cat
Well, Columbus is a city, too, but Happy.
PFT
I. I guess. But it's like.
Memes
Yeah, no, it's.
Big Cat
I never buy that anyway. Yeah. I don't really buy that.
PFT
Like, Penn State is an awesome college town.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
And like, a great place for college kids.
Big Cat
Correct.
Memes
And then get a show.
Big Cat
They get a shitload of pros. Right. It's just. He just can't win the big one. Can't win the fuck. They didn't score a touchdown on offense. They had a fucking. The Colonnicki. I just like saying his name. Okay.
Memes
Yeah. South Carolina. Awesome defense.
Big Cat
Yes.
Memes
Fun school.
Big Cat
That. That is a team where, like, Shane Beamer's got him. He was on the hot seat, I think, last year a little bit. But, like, they. They have. If a couple bounces go a different way, they could have been a playoff team this year because they. They almost beat lsu. Got kind of screwed. They were. They took Alabama to the wire. That's a good football team.
Memes
Yep.
Big Cat
And that's a fun, fun place on a Saturday night, too. That. That. That crowd, like, when I turned on that game, I bet South Carolina. I know that Texas A and M ended up coming back a little bit in the first half, but the way that game started, I've never. I was just like, all right, nice.
Memes
I want to know how. How different schools became the claim holders to very popular songs. So, like, you know how Michigan is now? Like, we were the Mr. Brightside school.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
We invented Mr. Brightside. South Carolina having all the rights to Sandstorm is awesome.
Big Cat
I think that. That. Did that just happen because of Beamer?
Memes
I think that happened.
Producer
Virginia Tech was.
Hank
No.
Memes
You're Inner Sandman.
Big Cat
Oh, inner Sandman. That's what I was.
Memes
Yeah. Sandstorm. The. The. The, like, techno song.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Memes
It rocks. But, yeah, when it's at night and they. They turn on.
Producer
They did it first, actually. I remember the clip when they, like, first did it. So I think they were just the.
Memes
You know, the first to recognize Sandstorm.
Big Cat
Yeah. What does Penn State have the.
PFT
Oh, Zombie Nation.
Big Cat
That's right. Zombie Nation. Yeah. Yeah.
Memes
Pence has Drake. Why?
Producer
I don't know if it was a Drake song.
Memes
Oh, I think that they'd have Gary Glitter.
Big Cat
Okay. Rock jams.
Memes
Yeah. Jock jams.
Big Cat
Jock jam.
Producer
Sweet Carol.
Memes
Now this sweet Caroline would be a good one for Penn State.
Big Cat
Jock jams. Now this is music.
Memes
Yeah. You know, they're still putting out jock jams.
Big Cat
Are they still put out now?
Memes
I think so.
Big Cat
Damn. That's.
Producer
No, that's what I call music.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. There's like, 50 of them.
Memes
Dude. Jock James changed the game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And by the game, I mean, like, now that's what I call school in between innings or Little League in between innings.
Big Cat
89. They're on. Now that's what I call music. And it's now just streaming. That's kind of sad. Needed in cd. That's how it goes. Yeah.
Memes
Get the Jewel case going.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
So, wait, what did. What did James Franklin do to a student?
Big Cat
He just got in a verbal disagreement with a fan. I don't know if it was a student or an older fan, but it was a bad.
Memes
They smash his phone?
Big Cat
No, he didn't smash his phone. Like, you lost that game. You knew you were going to lose that game. You always lose that game. Don't act surprised. Just get into the tunnel. But, yeah, he. He, like, stopped and, like, had a conversation with the guy.
PFT
He was. Some guy was chirping at him, and then he asked, what's. What's your name? And then the kid ran away. I don't blame the kid for running away.
Memes
Good move by the kid.
Big Cat
But also such a narc move to say, what's your name? Because he's just gonna. James Franklin kicked out of school.
PFT
Yeah.
Big Cat
James Franklin cannot be shocked that fans will chirp him and say, fire James Franklin after he loses for the 10th time in 11 years to Ohio State. That can't be a shocking thing. He can't be like, what the. Didn't you see me beat usc? Like, what is.
PFT
No, but I can understand that. He's, like, pissed off, but you can't.
Big Cat
If you're getting paid the amount of money that James Franklin's getting paid, just go. Go to the tunnel. Yeah.
Memes
Be like, Nick Sirianni. Attack your fans after a win.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
To be like, see?
Big Cat
See?
PFT
No, I'm the. I. I'm the opposite. I think that it's what Sirianni did was worse than what Franklin did.
Memes
Getting mad at fans after a win. Yeah.
PFT
Yes.
Memes
I think that shows, like, Nice. Like, good. Fuck you energy.
PFT
No.
Big Cat
Well, it shows that Sirianni's got.
PFT
Not once. Not when it's a win against the Browns where, like, barely squeaked away with that win.
Memes
Okay, sir.
Big Cat
He just got something off with him.
Memes
I think he's a good coach since he shaved his head.
Big Cat
I. I just think he's just. He's got something off.
Memes
I think it's all that. All that hair was him up.
Big Cat
I think Sirani's, like, when he. He's like, if you had a window into the Eagles facility. I think some days he's screaming. Some days he's, like, crying and asking for hugs. Like, just emotionally everywhere.
PFT
We just keep going back to my team.
Big Cat
Yeah. Sorry. Okay.
Memes
True.
Big Cat
All right.
Memes
I. I got something different that's not about Max's team.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
I'll save for hot sequel throne.
Big Cat
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Memes
Oh, why?
Producer
Christian election is back in practice. Ah, looking good. So I guess Ryan Whitney also on the hot seat.
Memes
Yeah. So you really threw Ryan under the bus. Pretty big on that because it was Hank's source for a while and then became the walls. And then it was actually Ryan Whitney is source and he's telling the walls.
Producer
I never reported it.
Memes
Yeah. So what do you think the walls got wrong in the store?
Producer
I don't know. I don't know what Ryan Whitney source said. I think it was probably, you know, pretty iffy evidence. And kind of just hearsay, which is why, you know, a journalist or someone with, you know, higher integrity would not report such a thing. But I think it was probably just a rumor that obviously was not true.
Big Cat
Hmm.
Producer
So.
Memes
So what are the walls saying about him being back? Have they given an update like what happened?
Producer
The walls have gone mia.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Memes
So they're running away from the story. Yeah, got it.
Big Cat
Good thing you never put your name on this.
Producer
No, no.
Big Cat
That would have been really bad.
Producer
I know.
Big Cat
Really bad.
Producer
I know.
Big Cat
We would had to have our president. Pug put you in jail.
Producer
Would love to put me in jail.
Memes
Yeah, I like that.
Big Cat
Pug's just been there for the rest of the show. I love it. I kind of like you there.
PFT
He's president.
Big Cat
He's president.
Producer
But get Pug on the couch keeping watch.
Memes
You know, any complaints that we have about the show. So I'm kicking him directly to Pug.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
Your cool turn.
Producer
My cool thumbs. John Morant.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Memes
Twice.
Producer
Very cool. And it's just kind of, you know, people forget that he's. He had a long ass suspension in his back.
Big Cat
So.
Memes
Hank, hand, hand for the Lister that you want to explain what John Moran did?
Big Cat
Yeah, explain what he did. He got hurt though too, right?
Producer
But he hasn't played in.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, but it was the hurt.
Producer
That was last year.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was hurt more.
Producer
How long was the suspension?
Big Cat
I can't remember he last 25 games. But he also got hurt.
Memes
Yeah, he got hurt.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Producer
He last night had a 360 layup, which does not give it justice to how sick it was. It was probably the most athletic, impressive play I've ever seen.
Big Cat
He switched hands, he went up with his right, did a 360, then switched to his left and it was like.
Producer
A 360 around the defender, stayed in the air, switched to his left hand. Layup.
Memes
Yeah, he did a 360. No scope.
Big Cat
I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to be. I would have liked to see him dunk it.
Memes
I disagree. In fact, watching this layup, this now.
Big Cat
Dunk would have been sick.
Memes
I think they should do a layup contest instead of slam dunk contest.
Big Cat
Dude, if he dunk this though, I mean, because he. I mean it would be. He basically have to defy all gravity to dunk that. It was sick. John Morant's awesome.
Memes
You know, I liked watching the layup though, is because I thought to myself, like, with enough practice, I could possibly do that. Yeah. Also not true. Not true, but it still made me think.
Producer
Yeah, okay, John Moran. Cool thrown back.
Big Cat
All right, good job.
Memes
Good job, Hank. My hot seat is bubble teams because college basketball started last night.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And Cooper flag. I've seen enough. I think he's a legit player. I can. I can report that. Cooper Flag, good at basketball. And Joe Linardi also put out his first field of 68.
Big Cat
I saw this.
Memes
And he included bubble teams and the first four out. So Joe Linardi's. Before any basketball is played, his first four out are Villanova.
PFT
Max, we look good last night. Kind of in the second half.
Memes
First four out, Wisconsin.
Big Cat
We looked good last night. I feel like kinda in the second half.
Memes
I feel like Lunardi put out this entire thing just to include Villanova in Wisconsin there and piss you guys off also. Yeah, he definitely did this on purpose. He also has Providence as his first four out, and he knows that the Providence Twitter is going to just absolutely roast him. And he's a sick, sick savage that likes getting choked out. So he was like, yeah, yeah, Providence, I'm gonna kick the hornet's nest on you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Also, Providence had a duck in their student section.
Big Cat
It was awesome.
Memes
Hashtag the duck.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. Providence Twitter is undefeated. So still need to do the interview. We will do. I've told Josh, our booker, to. When Providence comes and plays DePaul the Kim English. We need to get him in studio. So we'll do that.
Memes
My cool throne is North Korea. Oh, North Korea. Back on the cool throne. I don't know if this is true, but this is a very funny story. Very funny report from Gideon Rockman. He said. And a usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have been deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the Internet before. As a result, they're gorging on pornography.
Big Cat
Who.
Memes
So North Korea sent a bunch of soldiers to go fight on Russia's side in the Russia versus Ukraine war.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And I don't know if the North Koreans are ever going to get there because they're all jacking off because they get to see porn for the first time.
Big Cat
Good for them.
Memes
That's all porn is the great equalizer.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
We used to talk about how no two countries with McDonald's have ever fought a war against each other.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
It's actually just two countries with Bang Bus memberships have never had a war against each other.
Big Cat
Good for them.
Memes
Good for them.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
That's the way to. That's the way to solve world peace.
Big Cat
Yeah. Just get it. Get an access to you jizz. Okay, My hot seat is us. And it's just because I had a one of those self reflecting moments. The mirror, like looking in the mirror, being like, oh shit, I look stupid. This whole election coverage today, especially with the election, everyone tweeting confidently as if they know something when they don't know anything. It made me realize like, this is exactly what I do with all my gambling picks and holy shit, am I an idiot. Yeah, like people just tweeting being like, I like this is great for this candidate and I know it's going to be a win. No, you fucking don't.
Memes
Yeah, it's politics are sports for people who aren't good at sports and who are just, just.
Big Cat
I like, how do they not even watch sports?
Memes
Yeah, I don't get it.
Big Cat
They only get us. They only get a sports game once every four years. Imagine if we only got one football game once every four years.
Memes
Well, they get preseason every two years.
Big Cat
True, true. But either way I feel stupid.
Memes
Imagine a one game season. How much that would rock. How much would that one game mean?
Big Cat
That would rock.
Memes
And then you overreact everything. How good your team is because you won your one game.
Big Cat
It would mean everything. And then my cool throne is the Yankees and Garrett Cole because that was very funny. Garrett Cole opted out, reportedly opted out of his contract because he had a clause where he could opt out and the Yankees would have to add a year and like 36 million. The Yankees basically called his bluff. And we're like, okay, fine. And go ahead. And then gear. Cole's like, just kidding. I'm not going to opt out.
Memes
So he opted out of his opt out. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I like that.
Big Cat
Just very funny that he. I mean, maybe Brian Castron's growing a set because he was just like, yeah, go ahead.
Memes
You think Brian Cash should have covered first? Dude, Brian Cashman was climbing a building somewhere and got a text. Without a doubt he's opted out. And by the time he repelled is without it. He opted back in.
Big Cat
Yeah, but it was, yeah, Garrett Cole. He just immediately like, ah, can I get that opt out back? I don't want to do that. So he's still a Yankee. And we have the Juan Soto sweepstakes starting to heat up. Max and everyone. I think he's gonna get 700.
PFT
Yeah, no, I'd like to walk that take.
Big Cat
Yeah, there we go.
PFT
I think he's gonna get a stupid amount of.
Big Cat
I think it's gonna be in insane.
PFT
But the fact that the way he's Going about it just means that, like. Yeah, it doesn't. He doesn't give a. Who's giving him this money.
Memes
Yeah, not at all. He might play for, like, if Saudi Arabia started a baseball league, he might end up there.
Big Cat
It would be very funny if someone. I don't know what team it would be maybe like, the diamond or like, what if the Pirates were like, hey, we're not gonna actually keep him for this entire time, but let's just sign.
Memes
Him just for one year.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'll trade him.
PFT
I took a wager on the DraftKings sports book of any other team. I feel like if there was ever an any other team, it would be this one.
Big Cat
Because who was the. Who was.
PFT
The Phillies were in the. Any other team. But there's also.
Big Cat
Okay, there was. Who was in the other side.
PFT
I have it.
Big Cat
Yankees, Dodgers, Mets.
PFT
Here, let me pull up a. I have a screenshot of it, because I.
Big Cat
Any other team. The Dodgers. That would be very funny.
PFT
Okay. It's the Yankees, the Mets, the Dodgers, the Cubs, the Blue Jays, the Nationals, the Giants, the Red Sox, the Mariners, the Padres, the Tigers, and then any other team.
Big Cat
I don't know about that, Max.
PFT
Yeah, well, the Phillies weren't the only other teams.
Memes
I mean, there's a lot of other teams in any other team.
PFT
There's so many other teams, and there's.
Memes
A lot of rich guys that own those other teams.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
That could just decide. Let's make a splash.
Big Cat
Tigers would be a fun one.
Memes
Yeah, they would be. Actually, you know what I'm calling it. I think that Juan Soto will be signing with the Mideast Falcons, based out of United Arab Emirates in Abu Dhabi. It's a league that's opening up next year.
Big Cat
He's in.
Memes
That's where all the money is.
Big Cat
He's in. Okay, let's. Let's do our interview with Brian Baldinger. Great time with Baldy. And then we wrap up with listener submitted roasts, which were great.
Memes
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Big Cat
Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest, recurring guest, one of our favorite football guys in the world. It is Baldy Brian Baldinger. You can find him on NFL Network, Fox Sports, Compass Media networks. He's doing, calling games every single week. Baldy, Week nine halfway point. I'm happy to have you here because we love talking ball with you. I want to ask the first question is the question that I think is probably the most important question in the NFL right now. How the fuck do you stop the Detroit Lions on offense?
Hank
Can you play, can you play with 12 men? Can you find an extra guy? Seriously, I feel like every team is a man short. Green Bay was a man short last week. Their offense line, it's a battle between Detroit and Philadelphia. Who has the best right now, but you know, Penny Sewell can move. I mean, you could just put a piano on that guy's back. He'll take it up, up 18 flights of stairs for you. He's just a different difference maker. But they just have the perfect combination right now of Montgomery, who's your muttering closer, Jameer Gibbs, who's your home run hitter. And oh, by the way, Jared Goff doesn't miss an open receiver. So they're, they're pretty much unstoppable on offense right now. And I don't know, I don't know what defense is out there right now that can keep them under 30 points at this, at this stage.
Memes
Yeah, yeah, I guess the formula would be just don't let their offense on the field. Just, just if you can, you know.
Hank
You play keep away. Yeah, run the play. Keep away is one way or limit the number of possessions. You know, where you can limit them to seven or eight possessions because they're going to get Jameson back. And J. Mo, you know, from anywhere on the field, he's just a, maybe as good a home run hitter as there is football. And so he's coming back, which is even going to make them more dynamic right now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And what do you think about, about the trade? So they, they bolstered up their defense today and so now it becomes even harder to do anything against them.
Hank
Well, you know, sometimes you need the right guy. Right. Like Zedarius Smith to me is he's a guy that you want in your building, got a smile on his face every day. He's a tireless worker. I mean, he's not Aiden Hutchinson, don't get me wrong. But he has that culture to him. Like he, he was drafted By Baltimore. Like everywhere he's been, like he adds a little something something to the team, his work ethic. He is a good pass rusher and he's a tireless worker. Like he's going to fit in really well. They need that right now. They, that was a good pickup. There was other guys out there, but today is still playing a lot of snaps. He's not an aged veteran where you just put him on a pitch count and send him out there like he's, he's a legitimate every down player right now.
Memes
We were talking about this on, on Sunday night, but missing Aiden Hutchinson feels like the Lions, they're going to miss him for sure. But they're still a good enough team to at least appear right now to be the class of the nfc. But the problem would be if their defensive line suffered another injury and they're already down Aiden Hutchinson now what do you do? So I feel like by doing this move at the trade deadline, they've just made themselves a little bit safer.
Hank
Yeah, look at. But you know, they gave up 400 yards of offense to Tennessee the week before. They didn't look like a dynamic defense. They lost Brian, Brian Branch last week during the game. Kirby Joseph took his place. I mean, leads the league in interceptions with six. He's had 14 in the last two and a half years. I mean, nobody talks about Kirby Joseph on the back end, but I feel like, you know, Hutch was a big part of the pressure that forced quarterbacks to throw the ball up to your free safety, let him come down with it. But you know, they're, they're still talented. I mean, Elaine McNeil and DJ Reed are inside. It's tough to run against those guys in inside. You can scheme pass rush a little bit, but you're going to be a little vulnerable on the back end. So that distance makes a lot of sense. I mean, it's the arms race right now. You're going to see a lot of teams make moves. I won't be surprised to see Judevian Clowney get picked up by a good team. You know, right now, whether it's receivers, whether it's defensive linemen, you know, guys that change the game. Right now, I think are going to be on the move here sometime today.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. It does feel like there's going to be an active trade deadline. All right, so the other team, I have it right now, it's obviously the Lions are the kings of the NFC right now. The Chiefs are undefeated. The Chiefs. I feel like when watching the Chiefs, people are, are Frustrated because they don't look dominant. But I think they're just as good as they've ever been because they play great defense, they can run the ball when they have to. And they also are just insane on third down. It's essentially like every Chiefs game, they fuck around and then third down comes and they figure it out. What, what is it like if you're an AFC contender and you're looking at the Chiefs, Is there something that can be exploited or is it like these guys just keep doing the same thing and Patrick Mahomes is going to be there in the super bowl in February?
Hank
Well, they don't just keep doing the same things. I mean, DeAndre Hopkins makes a difference. Yeah, you know, I mean, look, he's been there two weeks, he's catching two touchdown passes. You know, it's third and eight and Mahomes throws it. Like the good thing about Mahomes, he could care less about his stats. Everybody will talk about nine interceptions. Like he threw the ball in a triple coverage last night. DeAndre Hopkins, he already trusted him to go up and get it. And there's Antoine Winfield Jr. Back there, the highest paid safety in football. And he's looking at his glove like he's got a hole in his glove. Yeah, well, Hop just took it away from him. So, you know, he scores two touchdowns last night. They take the drive in overtime right down the field, 10 plays, 70 yards, you know, if they want to run it, because some teams can't run it when they have to run it well. Kareem Hunt ran 20 times for 90 yards in the game winning touchdown in the second half last night. If they want to just be a power running football team, there's good as anybody if they want to throw it. Like Travis KELSEY the last two weeks has got 28 targets and 20 catches in 190 yards. If they just throw it to Kelsey and Nuke right now, they're going to be just fine. Yeah, and then they go get Josh Ushe to rush the pass. I mean, they know exactly the weaknesses, what they needed to address, and they've done it. And so they've got the best player in the league, the most creative coach in the league. They're ready to three Pete right now.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
What do you think about. About Xavier Worthy? Because we all know he's fast. We all know what we saw at least like week one from him. He's. He's fast. The man is fast. You can definitely say that about him. I don't know if he's a great football player right now, but he's, he's at least a threat in theory that he's going to go downfield. Do they. Would you consider him to be a guy that's going to affect the defense at all? Just because you have to know that he's there.
Hank
He's like, he's like a chief gadget player at this point. You know, you can run him on some reverses like they did to week one where he got a touchdown off a reverse, you know, last week, the last night, you know, I mean for him not to get his feet in bounds right there is ridiculous.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I mean that's just lack of awareness and maybe he's just young, who knows? But you know, it's just hard outside of Tyreek Hill, honestly, it's hard for a small guy to be a dominant player in this league. It's just too easy to cover him up. All these corners look Worthy can run a 4:2 in the 40 or 418, the combine, whatever it was, but every corner can run 4:3. So if you're a 6:1 corner and you're covering Xavier Worthy, you're not going to get a lot of separation. You're just not. I mean, you're going to get these six one corners just shadowing them. It's going to be hard to get him the ball. And that's what you see. That's why they keep going out to get guys. Go get me. I'd rather have a big power forward than a small power forward any day. Give me, you know, 6 foot 4, nuke out there over a 510, you know, Xavier Worthy at this point.
Memes
Yeah. So in the afc, who do you have second behind, behind the Chiefs right now? Is it the Bills? The Steelers look really good. The Ravens.
Hank
Well, you got to consider the Ravens right now. I mean they're gonna, they meet next week in Pittsburgh. I'll be doing that game like that. That game is just played differently than every other game in pro football in today's world. Like it looks like I expect Troy Palamalo to walk out.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And Ray Lewis to walk out. I anticipate just like literally just full speed collisions. It's just different. It's just violent. It's so much fun. Like I wish everybody could just be on the sideline for that game and just hear the collisions. It's going to feel like a NASCAR pileup. But so, but you got to consider Baltimore, you got to consider Buffalo, the way they're playing because they are an excellent running football team right now. And they use all three backs and Josh Allen, the way that Joe Brady is putting this offense together, they just create so much space to make easy throws. Whether it's to Coleman or whether it's to Shakir or to Kincaid, it doesn't matter. Like, they're creating space and then Josh can create his own offense when he needs to. And so you, you have to consider Buffalo. So Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Buffalo for sure. And I, I don't want to count Cincinnati out yet. They just made a move to get a running back because Burrow is just going to. He's just a flamethrower. He's an assassin. He's just going to keep firing until they get this thing right and they're still in it. So these games are going to be big down the stretch. They're. They're in a crypt. But if anybody can come out of a crypt, it's Joe Burrow.
Big Cat
So you mentioned Cincinnati. They picked up Khalil Herbert from the Bears. I have to ask a difficult question about the Bears because it's ugly right now. And Cleo Herbert also said thank you, God, when he got traded. So that doesn't feel good. So the tape, I actually watched some of it on Monday, which I tortured myself. What is the fix for me? And you could tell me if I'm way off, but it does feel like Caleb Williams is pressing a little bit where there's some easy stuff underneath. Take the, take the ones they give you and a lot of home run stuff. And I don't know, like the locker room feels bad. Everything feels bad right now. Is there something on tape that you're watching that you're like, like this is how they can maybe right the ship a little bit.
Hank
Well, some of the things that they do defensively, first of all, I'll get to Caleb, but like, you know, Dean Mercado goes 50 something yards. Yeah. You know, with 20 seconds ago in the half, I don't know what defense they're in. I don't know. They're blitzing on the play like it's 20 seconds to go in the half. Just like the week before against Washington. You just give, you know, Terry McLaren, you know, 13 yards of field position with from six seconds to two seconds to throw the Hail Mary.
Big Cat
Yep.
Hank
Like, it's just. Something's just missing their defense because they're a good defense. They just give up these plays that they shouldn't give up.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Then offensively, like, you can't take anything away from the cornerback play of the Arizona Cardinals. They deed up Every receiver, DJ Moore, they deed up, you know, Keenan Allen, they deed up aroma dunes. They. They were all over the place, those defensive back. And so I give Arizona a lot of credit. And then, you know, Buddha Baker, his blitzes and timely blitzes. And then the offensive line of Chicago, honestly, like, they're not very good. They're very average when they run the ball really good. The offense looks a lot better like they did when they had a little win streak going and that kind of, you know, they lost the left tackle against Washington. Then they lost Jenkins against Washington. They got these backups in there. You know, they had this kid, Armagedde from Yale. Yeah, the third round pick. I mean, they didn't dress him last week. He was so bad. Against Washington, he was an inactive player. So, you know, they. They don't have good depth there behind the five guys. And the five they have are just an average group right now.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's bad. It's ugly.
Memes
You mentioned the Bengals. I think this is as close as you'll ever see to the Bengals being all in on a season because this is the third trade that they've ever made as a franchise in history. They've only traded for three guys.
Big Cat
And it was for a backup running.
Memes
Back, and it was for a backup running back. This is the bank. The Cincinnati Bengals, ladies and gentlemen, are all in right now.
Hank
I wouldn't say that Mike Brown throws money at any issue. Yeah, not really their style in Cincinnati. Yeah, you know, they lost Zach Moss, you know, I don't know how long he's out for that. He was, he was their starting running back, you know, so, you know, they got Chase Brown, who's a good back, you know, and Khalil Herbert. I never really understood why Chicago wasn't playing him. I thought he was a really good back with Montgomery there. He's had really good days in this league and he's not playing. So they went with Roshan Johnson, so he's fresh as can be. He hasn't played at all this year, but I think he's still a good back. He's a good contact runner. They want to be able to balance things up a little bit. And so, you know, if you put Khalil in there in that offense with Chase Brown and you get T. Higgins in that receiving core with Jamar, like, offensively, they're capable of putting 30 up on anybody.
Memes
Yeah, yeah. And then on the NFC side of things, Baldi, you watch the tape, you. How much tape are we grinding these days?
Hank
Oh, every game.
Big Cat
Every game.
Hank
Every Week.
Big Cat
When are you done with every game? Like, what time of the week are you done with every game?
Hank
Well, like, I got a little head start on Sunday because I did the Eagles game against Jacksonville, so I was able to come into my office here at NFL Films after the game and get a start. So usually it's 15 hours on Monday and it's 15 hours on Tuesday, and I try to get all of them done by Tuesday night, but sometimes it leaks into Wednesday.
Memes
That's awesome.
Hank
I feel like, you know, honestly, like, every. Like, there's bad teams in this league. Obviously, Darren Rizzi's taken over for head coach in New Orleans. They're a bad team, but they have some good players on the team. So I feel like I. All 32 teams should get represented by Baldy's breakdown.
Memes
Yeah, I love it. You owe it to them. You owe it to the players. It's actually funny.
Big Cat
You.
Memes
You watch more football on Monday and Tuesday than you do on Sunday.
Hank
Yes. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Memes
That, like, twice as much. That's awesome. So one. One question I had about the NFC side of things is the 49ers, because we're. We. We feel like the 49ers could put it all together. Kyle Shahan, pretty good coach in the second half of seasons. Not necessarily of games, but of seasons. And so if everyone's kind of like waiting for them to get on that little roll here. What do you see in the tape from the 49ers so far? Obviously, no Christian McCaffrey yet, but what do you see on tape? And does it tell you that this is still a good football team that can improve, or is this a flawed football team?
Hank
They're not. I mean, they're not what they were the last two and a half years without McCaffrey. But they still run the ball very well with Jordan Mason and Isaac Orendo. They've been excellent in the run game. You know, they lost Ayuk. He was never really a big factor after the holdout. So, you know, maybe Ricky Piersol can pick it up. Kittle's having an amazing season. The quarterback is thrown 10 touchdown passes in eight games. It's not good enough. They're not good enough in the red zone right now, but maybe Pierce all coming on. Maybe McCaffrey started practicing. Maybe he comes back. We don't know what we're going to get yet. And defensively they've been good. They just haven't been great yet. I expect them to make a move for defensive alignment here at some point today.
Memes
Maybe Clowning help up front.
Hank
But the thing that's held him together honestly is they got an awesome rookie class like this Dominic Puny, this Mustafa Green. You look at Pierso like they're got Garendo, like the rookie class has been amazing. And all good teams need juice from the rookies. But the NFC west right now, Arizona leads it at 5 and 4. They just made a move to get a defensive pass rusher. The Rams are going to make a second half push. They're too well coached and they're getting good players back. And the four guys they've drafted on the defensive line, Fisk and Verse this year, you know, Brown and Turner last year, like, they're really good and only getting better. So it's going to be. It might come down to the 49ers at Arizona in week 18 this year year to see who, who comes out of that division.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's, it's, it's crazy. NFC west has four. Like, you know, I wouldn't say no one's running away with it, but the four teams that they have are all good teams, can beat anyone. What, so week nine is right around where we're, we're getting to like, you know, the real football and the narratives kind of like, hey, early season narratives are, you are what you are. What team is it that you're watching that you're like, hey, this team is starting to play really well and people aren't really paying attention to it right now. They maybe started a little bit slower and they're in the muck and they're not the Chiefs or the Lions or the Ravens, but they're, they're coming on and they're going to be a force at the end. Maybe it was just the Rams, but if you have another one.
Hank
Well, I mean, even last night, I mean, Tampa's playing without Mike Evans right now, but he's the biggest red zone threat in this league since Randy Moss. And they're not going to have the same firepower without Mike Evans. But, you know, they've dealt with their share of injuries. Nobody's making any excuses, but they're running the ball way better than they ever have. And Baker's playing good football and maybe they should have gone for two when they scored, you know, at the end of the game last. Maybe they should have gone for two on the road to go win the game. Maybe that would have been the right call. Who knows? But they took Kansas City to the brink. Like, I think they still are a good football team. I know Atlanta's got A two game lead on him in the division. But I believe that they could still be a good second half team. They're playing a lot of young guys. That's not a bad thing. Sometimes if you got the right guys, they're going to be a lot better at the end of the season. They started a corner last night that's never started or played before. Like sometimes these guys just need to get seasoned and, you know, they could be good additions at the end of the year.
Big Cat
Yeah, the Bucks is a good answer too because their schedule I think, gets a little bit easier. They've been playing some really, really good teams. I know they have the 49ers this week. Week. But after that, you know, they still got to play the Panthers, I believe, twice. They still got to play the Saints. They have the Raiders like they can. And the Cowboys, I mean, the Cowboys. The Cowboys are dead, right? That season's over.
Hank
Well, you know, we said this though, like, you know, when free agency hit and the Eagles were out there signing, you know, Saquon Barkley and making all these moves and the Cowboys were signing a free, you know, a long snapper. Like we said, that the roster isn't good enough to compete. And then you look at Dan Quinn leaving Dallas and bringing in, you know, 15 free agents that are all starting and they're all, you know, you know, whether it's Bobby Wagner or Frank Louvre, you know, you just look what they did. They rebuilt the team and they're much better than Dallas right now. So I just like, look, they've played without Micah Parsons and Tank Lawrence. Nobody would be good defense for, without those guys. But, you know, offensively, they're a challenged football team. I don't know what Jonathan Mingo does for this receiving corps right now. I played for the Cowboys. They always had great running backs. Always. You're going back to Dan Reeves and, you know, Walt Garrison, they, you know, Tony Dorsett. To see them line up with the running backs they have is just a mystery to me. You study the history of that organization?
Memes
Yeah, yeah. In the NFC east, it's, it does seem like it's down to two teams, the Commanders and the Eagles. I am a Commanders fan, but I, I feel like I'm a realistic Commanders fan in that I think that the Eagles have a better roster than us. I think that they're a better team than Washington right now. But Washington's on a roll. They beat every team that they should beat. They've struggled against some of the better competition they played, but how do you see it shaken out between the Eagles and the commies.
Hank
Well, I mean, right now you can't get Jaden Daniels to make a mistake. Like, he just plays mistake free football every week. And it's not because he's, you know, he's playing conservative football. I mean, the guy's just, he's, he's Lamar Jackson, you know what he's been able to do right now and Cliff Kingsbury has been perfect for him. And so their offense, really good. I think defensively they're very average. They've been playing with a big league and so Dan Quinn's been able to blitz a lot to get pressure and if they give up a play, they've been able to overcome it. But I think they're, they're average on defense. But you, you wouldn't know it by watching how confident they play right now. So. But they're a legit offense right now because of the way they can run the ball, control the ball. They score at a very high percentage right now of possessions that they get. And so it's hard to get the ball away from. Giants stride like hell. Last week they couldn't get it away. They couldn't get him to make a mistake. So they win these close games because of that.
Memes
Yeah. Three turnovers this year. That's a record so far. Like, it's crazy. Only three turnovers this far through the season. And the Eagles, on the other hand, though the Eagles do seem like they've figured something out in the last three weeks. Yeah, they look like a different team. So what have they figured out?
Hank
Well, I mean, you know, some of the players went to Nick during the bye week and they're like, look, we're holding the ball forever. Whatever. We're getting away from the run game. Let's just get back to running the ball and play action passes. And that's what they've been doing. And then, and with that, like, I think Saquon's going to win the rushing title. Like, I know Derrick Henry leaves the league in Russian, but I think Saquon's going to win it. I, I think their offense line is better than Baltimore's and I think that you watch Makai Beckton in there at right guard, like, he's just, you know, there's just, just. He's just a freak. Like the way he can move people with Lane Johnson and you know they're going to get mulatto back and Landon Dickerson, like if they just keep running it and get AJ Brown back and play action pass, they're going to be a very difficult offense to stop. Yeah, whoever they play, they just pulverize people right now. Like, Dallas better wear that double chin strap this weekend when they come down there to Dallas to play him. Like, it's always a battle with these two teams, but I think Philadelphia can and really attack Dallas where they're the weakest. They're bad run defense and they might look like that on Sunday.
Memes
Yeah, it's Saquon Barkley would be going for the Russian rushing title in the last week of the season against the Giants. And I don't think that Saquon's going to take him out like he did a couple weeks ago.
Hank
That'll make every Giant fan feel good.
Memes
Yeah, I think Saquon and that one, he's going to be like, yeah, you know what? Screw, screw the younger guys. I'm going to just play the full game here.
Hank
Yeah, yeah, he's on pace for over 2,000 yards. So he's, you know, he's, he's playing the best he's ever played.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's been incredible. So Baldi, on Monday's show we talked about there's nine teams that are, have two wins, which is crazy. We, we, we came up with the concept the Tupper bowl where we're going to have a final four. Of the two win teams, I think what do we have? The Dolphins winning it all?
Memes
I think we had the Dolphins.
Hank
Are you, are you putting, are you guys putting that up against the Puppy Bowl?
Big Cat
Yeah, we should.
Memes
It's, I mean, listen, the fact that there are nine teams with two wins is actually like math, automatically almost impossible to have right now.
Big Cat
It's crazy. So, so my question to you though is 192 wins, you're not going to go to the playoffs. This is statistically it is almost impossible. But one or two of those two win teams is going to be. Spoiler is going to play better than they are right now in terms of their record. Who are those teams? What are the two, two win teams that you're like, watch out. That's not an easy one. They are still playing hard and they still got a lot of talent.
Hank
Oh, Tennessee Titans. Yeah, Tennessee for sure. Like they can, they legitimately can run the football. You know, Pollard's having a good season. Bill Callahan's coaching the offensive line. J.C. latham was the right picket, left tackle. Skronski was the right pick the year before. They're building their lines. You look at teams that end up turning things around, look in the trenches and see what they have watched. Devonte like, my. One of my favorite players in this league is devondre Sweat.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I call him T. Pain because he just brings pain. He's £360. Like, he can run. He can like, make life miserable for any offensive line. You put him next to Jeffrey Simmons. Like they've been in a lot of games. They won last week. They gave, they put up 400 something yards offense against Detroit the week before. Like, that's a team that, if you have that bowl game on super bowl up against the Puppy Bowl. I watched the Titans against somebody else instead of the Puppy Bowl.
Big Cat
You got it. By the way, I mean, T. Pain is good nickname, but his nicknames. Meatloaf. You got to go with Meatloaf.
Hank
Yeah, Meatloaf is good, but anybody could call a big guy. Meatloaf is a good rapper's name. It's a great. Like, I'm changing it from Meatloaf to T. Pain.
Big Cat
Okay.
Hank
I love watching that kid play.
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, I agree with you on the tights. I've been ridiculed because I've been betting them a lot because I think their defense is still a top 10 defense. And they, you know, they've had trouble at the quarterback. So that's one. What's another two win team that people should be looking out for where it's like, hey, don't take them lightly. They, they, they'll play. Spoiler.
Hank
Well, the Giants, I mean, look, the quarterback, you know, is, is a problem, but they have talent.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Like, you know this, you know, you look at, you know, Brian Burns, Dexter Lawrence, you know, Ojalari, they've got talent. Offensive line has actually played pretty good. Considering they lost their best player, you know, in Andrew Thomas. They've actually played pretty good. That this Tyrone Tracy, running back, this kid out of Purdue, like, he's had some big games this year. And Malik Neighbors might be the best rookie wide receiver. Like, they still have talent. They're in these games. You know, they could have beaten Cincinnati. They could have beaten Washington last week. I know could have, would have, should have. I know all that. But still, like, they could still. They still play hard. They haven't packed it in yet. You could question coaching decisions, some of this stuff, but like, I, I wouldn't take that team lightly on any given week.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Can you tell us a little bit about the Saints interim head coach? Because we're a big fan. Yeah, yeah. He's. He looks like a football guy and one of the things I like about him is on his Wikipedia page when you look up Any, like, biographical info about this guy? All they have is just football. So he's. He's only done football. There's absolutely no fun facts about him out there, which I think is good for an interim head coach. But can you tell us something about him? What should we expect from him?
Hank
Well, he's got the best military, Marine Corps haircut going in the NFL. Like, it's right. It's Johnny Unitas. Like, it's right out of the 50s. You know, he's just. Look, he's been. He's been in Miami and New Orleans since leaving, you know, the small college ranks. Ranks. He's been special teams coach, and he's been an assistant head coach in a lot of places like he is now. He was the assistant head coach here in New Orleans. He was assistant head coach when Dan Campbell was down in Miami. And if you look at one little aspect right now of what they've done in New Orleans, he believes in putting the ball in play on kickoffs and covering the kickoffs. If you look at them, they probably returned more kicks, had teams return to kicks more than the other team. And he does it for two reasons. One, he wants his coverage team to get action. And sometimes your defense is a product of your kickoff coverage team. And then number two, he tells me that one quarter of all kicks have a penalty by the receiving team, which backs you up. And instead of getting the ball at the 30, you might get it at the 15. And so I just think that's a creative aspect to this whole kickoff rule that looks boring to everybody else. But in New Orleans, they've been covering kicks all year, and they've actually had good success doing it.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. Baldi, I gotta ask this question because of our producer memes, who's a diehard jets fan. Is there a path?
Hank
Yes.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Hank
There's a path. They go to Arizona. They go to Arizona after this buy. And so, you know, look, it's it. You know, you beat a good team on the road. Arizona is a good team right now. They don't beat themselves. You go down there, beat Arizona, you get to your fourth win. All right? Now you start. You start that feeling. You can see how Aaron and Devonte are starting to come together. You saw what Aaron and, you know, Garrett's doing, and they actually played that. That game against Houston with two backup guards in there. They had the rookie in there, Oluficiano, at right guard, Max Mitchell, left guard. They actually look better. Like, I don't like if they have injuries at the offense line. And Morgan Moses can't make it or, you know, Tyron Smith just falls apart because of his age. Like, I feel like they got backups in there that can, they can get Breeze hall going. Like there's a path, there's a path. Because I think the best football can still be in front of him.
Big Cat
Yeah, okay. That got memes very excited.
Memes
You just gave him life. For the next two weeks, that AFC.
Big Cat
Playoff picture is going to be very interesting because you got those four, five teams you could say right now in, you know, the Chargers, the Broncos, the Colts, the Jets and the Bengals. And it's going to probably be two spots for those five teams. And if, if, you know, everything else holds in terms of the Steelers and the Texans, everything. I, I love the Chargers. I love the way they're playing football. I don't know what the, I don't know what that seven seed would be. I don't know who, who's going to get hot. If it's the Bengals, the Jets, I mean, the Broncos of, the Broncos are a five win team. They obviously looked bad against the Ravens, but they, they have some nice things as well.
Hank
Oh, well, I mean, up until last week, Baltimore just, you know, it was just too much. Lamar, he was just, you know, he had his fourth perfect quarterback rating. Oh, by the way, that's the most in NFL history of anybody, Peyton Manning, anyone. Four perfect quarterback games. I mean, they couldn't do anything to stop them. But, but Denver's legitimate defensive team. They're very well built and look, the quarterback was not great last week against Baltimore, but Sean Payton's done a good job coaching that kid like they're, they're well coached, like they're, they're going to win their share of games here and be in the playoff picture into December.
Memes
Yeah, what about the Chargers? What about our guy Harbaugh? He's done a great job so far. The Chargers haven't looked splashy, they haven't looked flashy. They're not a sexy team right now. They're playing great defense. What is making the Chargers not just great defense?
Hank
They're the best defensive football right now. They've had three games this year where they haven't given up a touchdown and last week they're doing it with two rookie corners, two fifth round corners that are starting, you know, and they, they were able to keep, you know, keep everybody out of the end zone there. Cleveland, who came off a great game and Jameis Winston looked like Jameis Winston. You know what we're used to seeing James Last week against them, they played great. You know, they've always been a bad tackling team. And an injured team. Well, they're not an injured team right now and they're not a bad tackling team. So the hardball effect is taken, taken effect and now they're getting plays. You know, lad McConkie is becoming a really good player and Quinton Johnston, Cleveland just gave him free touchdowns last week. Like, I don't know what they did. Like the right hand wasn't talking. The left hand, the left guy's wide open. But still, I mean this is a, like they're going to, they're going to make noise. They're playing the way Harbaugh wants them to play. They're not. But when you are the number one defensive football, you're the number one defensive football. If teams aren't scoring touchdowns, you have a chance to win every week.
Memes
Yep.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Yeah, they've been great. And so buddy, one thing I love about you, obviously the film, you watch all the film, but you have a, you have a love of just physical football and the most physical dudes in the league.
Hank
League.
Memes
Who's one guy that you've been watching this year that's getting you excited? That's like, you know, that's a physical man.
Hank
Well, I mean, I love watching Dominic puny play in San Francisco. Like every team needs a puny. You know, like he just, you know, look, I mean we never talk about guards, but guards are people too.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Hank
That guy's played every snap for San Francisco this year. Like he just, he's just a great, you know, he's a great kid. Doesn't say two words to foundre swear. What I got t pain is legit. That guy. People that are £370 shouldn't be able to move like that and play 70% of the snaps. Like he's, he's fun to watch, you know. And then if you look at Daniel Falale In Baltimore at 390 pounds, like, you know, you can't, he's, he's an eclipse. Like he just blocks out the sun. There's a reason why Derrick Henry runs behind him for these 10 touchdowns. He's run for. You can't, you can't see around him. You can't see through them. Like, those guys are just fun to watch.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Every team needs a pony.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right. Baldi has been so much fun. I got one last question for you. It's the Roback question. Rho B A C K.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts roback.com promo code take what team that you watch the tape is doing something, whether it be offensively or defensively, that you're like, wow, this is. This is stuff no one else is doing right now. I mean, obviously we know Ben Johnson, Kevin OConnell is a great coach, but what's under the radar coordinator that you're like, man, this guy is dialed in and he's calling, he's hitting all the right buttons.
Hank
I feel like Joe Brady in Buffalo. Yeah, that guy. Like, if you. I'm just watching and studying the game this weekend against Miami, which was a great game. Tua couldn't play any better. But what he does by formations and his route combinations is he just creates space. Like, you could take three receivers on one side and run them on vertical routes, and all you're doing is creating space for somebody coming on a drag or across. And there's this big window there. And he constantly. And it's. So it's easy throws for Josh and one of the. And then, you know, they run it more than they throw. Like all the good teams in the league now, it's been a huge shift. Like, there's 10 good teams in this league league that are like the Eagles, that are running at 56% of the time, the most in the league. But Baltimore, Detroit, San Francisco, Kansas City's 50, 50, like the best teams in the league are running it more than they're thrown right now. But then if you look at the coordinators, what are they doing in the passing game? Like they're. They're making these throws really easy and identifiable for Josh. He'll take all the easy throws you want to give him and. And then, you know, at the end of the day when he has to make a play, he's still Josh Allen. So I feel like Joe Brady in the passing game right now is very under the radar.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's good answer.
Hank
Yeah.
Memes
So what teams out there could be thinking soupy right now? How many teams are actual super bowl contenders?
Big Cat
Give them. Give them to us on your account. Them with your hands. I want to see your hands.
Hank
Well, I mean, you know, you go, you know, Detroit, Philadelphia, right now, Baltimore, Kansas City, like, those four look like Final four teams. But, you know, you've got to consider what Minnesota can do because the firepower and offense and what Flores does on defense, you got to still consider Houston. They're going to get Nico Collins back. He's going to make A difference. Right now you feel like either the rams or the 49ers, one of those two teams is going to come out of the west and they'll be really well tested. You know, I wouldn't go to sleep on Atlanta at all. Bijan looks like he's poised to have a great second half of the season, the way they used him last week. Drake London pits what Kirk is asked to do. And defensively, they've got playmakers in the back end. Like, I feel like those are eight legitimate teams right there.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's as much as the nine, two win teams and there's some bad teams. It does feel very wide open at the top. And the fact that we have some great football coming up.
Hank
Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, this could be like, you know, it's going to be Thanksgiving before we know it. You're going to get three games on Thanksgiving. Look, maybe Dallas Giants doesn't float your boat on Thanksgiving, but other games will. Then we get to the holiday season where we have games Saturday and Sunday all the way through this, you know, and so. And Monday night and Thursday. So it's. It's going to be all football all the time when we get to December. And these games are all going to get flexed. You're going to get great games in these windows. And so just get on your couch and get your remote ready.
Memes
Yeah, I love it.
Big Cat
Are you going to wake up to.
Memes
Watch the Germany game? The Giants and the Panthers?
Hank
Well, I'm always awake, so I don't have to worry about that. I want to see the Panthers because I think that Robert Hunt is an underrated guard and Chuba Hubbard can run through anybody. So I'm anxious to see that game. All right.
Big Cat
You're the only one. Love it. You're the only one anxious to see that game. It's great.
Hank
I'm always got an eye on the Giants just because I still feel like there's something still there that maybe they can unlock. Like two years ago they made a run to the playoffs. Nobody thought they could like, who knows, Maybe it just gets unlocked.
Memes
You've inspired me to be a better football fan. I was considering taking that game off, but you might have talked me into it.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right. Well, Baldy, thank you as always. We love having you on. We'll have you back on closer to Christmas time. Talk some more football. And you're the best, man.
Hank
Appreciate it, guys.
Memes
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Big Cat
Okay, let's wrap up with some listener submitted rose. Appreciate everyone subscribing. Keep subscribing on Spotify and itunes. It's a very big help. We I. It still blows my mind when I go look. You know, there's the top podcast charts which are just like we've been around for so long that we're just somewhere in there. But when you go look at top episodes on both Spotify and itunes, it's just politics, politics, politics. Oh, our two dumbasses. Politics, politics, politics. So thank you everyone who subscribe. It's crazy to look at. Hopefully maybe we can climb the charts now that the politics are over. Yeah, we're done with politics.
Memes
Yeah, politics is over. It's a. Politics is a one day season.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And so you had your time. You get the long preseason that lasts 364 days and then the regular season and sometimes overtime. And maybe if we want to get in the politics charts, we'll just have Hank to a politics podcast. Hank's political corner.
Big Cat
I did say that it would be funny if we had. If we had titled this episode like decision 2024 just to. Just to see. People would be pissed, but it would have been funny.
Memes
I did vote Hannah. I voted four times today for Pepsi rookie of the week.
Big Cat
Nice. Yeah, there you go. All right. Hank, did our.
Producer
Do we bump up memes on the itunes after we told people the Spotify.
Big Cat
Spotify has a new subscribe.
Producer
No, I thought it was. I thought it was.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, it's. Oh, it's apple. Yeah. All right, so do it on both, please. We did not not bump up. We're not in the top one. God damn it. I don't understand. Yeah, but the episodes, we're already. We're Every time there's a new episode, we're like a. It literally is like the. It's like Joe Rogan, the daily.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
Some other politics and then us.
Memes
Well, There's. There's always one new podcast that comes out just so they can screen grab it and be like, look. Look at us. We're a top podcast. And then that goes away after.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
We're currently at number five on Apple's top episode.
Big Cat
Top episodes. Nice.
Memes
All right, so what we have to.
Big Cat
Do and who's ahead of us? Just politics.
PFT
Elon Musk on Rogan.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
Fair.
PFT
The daily.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT
And then two murder or what's it.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, that's right. I forgot about the murder crime. And then on. On Spotify, I think we're seventh right now on top episodes. And it's the same. It's like it's Joe Rogan one through three, caller daddy, and then us.
Memes
So what we have to do if we're going to engineer how we can climb these. We already talked about maybe getting Hank to date, like Rihanna or Beyonce. Cardi B. Top female celebrity. Hank should also do politics. And Hank should also commit a murder. That means Big cat can solve.
Big Cat
We solve that.
Memes
That would be great producing, wouldn't it? If you killed somebody, then me and like five episodes trying to find out who did it. Turns out, plot twist. It was Henry.
Big Cat
I'll. I'll. I'll get crazy if you do those three things. You don't. You can get out of the dunk bet.
Producer
No dunk. That's almost over.
Big Cat
Oh, okay. Well, I'm saying you don't have to pay it.
Memes
I think Hank should be eligible for unlimited golf for an entire year.
Big Cat
If you kill someone.
Memes
If you murder somebody.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
And we get to solve the mystery.
Big Cat
You got to make. You got to do a good job of killing someone because I don't want.
Producer
You to solve it.
Big Cat
Well, maybe that's. Yeah. Maybe we just inconclusive at the end.
Memes
Yeah.
Producer
Then I don't get unlimited golf.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll figure it out. Maybe just date Rihanna. That's easier.
Producer
Fine.
Big Cat
Four.
Producer
We got four roasts today. Listener watch PMT to see big cat fluctuate weight while their co host suffers a midlife crisis revolved around hair treatment, buying muscle cars without putting gas in them and falling for his new qb. You're forced to stick around to see the VP of nothing while they scheduled coups and have a hefty Italian steals the mic from a lovable manchild and his agro roided friend.
Big Cat
Oh, that's memes. Memes has got a bad reputation around here.
PFT
Memes is roided.
Memes
Yeah, I like that.
Big Cat
That's actually.
PFT
That's a compliment.
Big Cat
But Memes Memes got a. There was. There's some scuttlebutt because Memes apparently tried to fight someone during pickup basketball on Friday, which means I have your back now that I know that Jack McCarthy tried to take you down midair. That's a fight worthy play. It was a walk in layup. Yeah. That's a fight. That's a fight worthy play. If you're in the air, that's a dangerous play. You do have anger issues, though. I could get to a point where I get very angry, but, I mean, I think it's fine.
Producer
We got a bunch of babies, though. Like, it was not that serious. Like, it wasn't.
Memes
Like, have you seen the tape?
Big Cat
Were you there?
Producer
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. So I. I'm on meme side.
PFT
I mean, Memes went up to Jack McCarthy, screamed in his face. Do you want to go?
Memes
You almost.
PFT
So I don't know how much closer it can get.
Memes
Can you narrate for us? Because we did. We haven't seen the tape. We don't.
Big Cat
I didn't see that.
Memes
I just. I heard. I heard from what Memes told us about the play. What was the play?
Producer
It was the. It was the foul. Right.
Big Cat
Some people. I got a little context, though, before you talk about the play, because some people are saying Memes was called for a travel on the play before and he was mad about that.
PFT
That was the base of all anger.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
All right, so let's take it from. From the start. So Memes flagrantly traveled.
Big Cat
Yes.
Producer
I was not playing the game, so I didn't see any of.
Memes
Any of.
Big Cat
Some would say it's a gather step. Eight steps. I heard eight steps. I was coming down, spun.
PFT
We're gonna have to get this.
Big Cat
Two extra steps. Threw it up behind me, hit off the backboard, went in. It was sick.
Memes
Play. Okay, so you spun and then took two steps. That sounds like a walk.
Big Cat
The gather step with a spin. Okay. All right, so go ahead, Hank.
Memes
But if it.
Big Cat
If it misses, then I probably was just like, yeah, I was traveling. Yeah.
Memes
No, that was.
Producer
I just don't. I think, you know, when you're playing competitive basketball, sometimes, like, rise. But it's not that. It wasn't that serious.
Memes
What happened?
Producer
What Memes just said. He just said it.
Big Cat
The.
Memes
That was a walk.
Producer
I. I didn't think it was a walk. I didn't think it was.
Memes
No, I'm talking about the.
Producer
And then they had. They were just. They were just. John.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
But on the layup, was he.
Big Cat
Did he pull him down?
Producer
I didn't think so. I thought it was. I mean, it was a physical play. Like.
Memes
Yeah, no easy buckets.
Big Cat
90S basketball.
Producer
Not even.
Big Cat
Everyone just.
Producer
Everyone's just divas, dude.
Big Cat
What do you think about. Do you want to go? I mean, Memes does. Have. Have. I defend memes here. Memes also does. I mean, there was that time. It was two weeks ago when I came in and Memes, I think he had had his fist clenched for like three hours because I walked in and he looked like he wanted to punch it. That's fair.
Producer
But I think. I think there's, like, you can ask someone if you want to go. If you actually throw a punch, then you have an anger problem.
Big Cat
But, like, that's true.
Producer
When you're in a point. When you're in a heated. You know, if you're in a basketball game and you know you're in between the lines, like, that can get to a point like, oh, you want to go. But that doesn't necessarily, like, maximum. I mean, Max almost in that context, Max like, fully threw his bottle cap at Steven Chase as hard as he could from point blank.
Memes
Good point. That's correct. Good point.
Big Cat
But that wasn't. What was that for?
PFT
He kept. He started rooting for the Jags. He was doing the first for no reason.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Just to make Max angry.
Big Cat
Yes. Like, boys will be boys.
Memes
If you ask somebody you want to go, like, that's. You're asking for consent. You should be taught to do that. And it's like, if somebody that is weak says that to you, then it's not a big problem. But then when a roided out macho man, like, Memes says it, and it's like, oh, no.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
It's like having a ugly dude ask you out as opposed to an attractive guy.
Big Cat
Memes. Let me ask you a quick question. How many people in this office have you. You're not. I don't. I actually don't. I'm not concerned about you fighting anyone. But how many people have you visualized beating up and beating up, but like punching? And how many of those people are in this room right here? No, I genuinely like you guys, but there's.
PFT
There's been moments. Yeah, but that's got to be 100%.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, probably just Max. Max.
PFT
Hank. You're saying Hank.
Big Cat
Yeah, but Hank doesn't yell. Yelling triggers me. Max. Just like we could be talking about offensive lineman, and he'll just. Max gets to a level of just. Just office chatter, and he'll just start screaming.
PFT
I'm a passionate Guy.
Big Cat
But you've definitely wanted to punch Hank. That's a lie if you say opposite. No, Hank gave me a job.
Memes
Yeah, but they're in that job. There have been moments where you're like, I wish he'd never gave me this job.
Big Cat
Yeah. But there's nothing that's been that serious. And then looking back, it's just always overblown. Yeah. Yeah. Which falls back on an anger problem.
Memes
Memes does say the anger sharks are swimming. Out loud.
PFT
He says that about me often.
Memes
Often.
PFT
Whenever I start to get angry.
Memes
Because it's the Philly guy.
Big Cat
Anger sharks are swimming. Sounds like something you'd say to a toddler.
Memes
It's from anger management. This is how dedicated to the game memes is. He steps in and intervenes on himself by thinking of a meme.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
To calm him down.
Big Cat
The anger sharks are swimming. I love it. I love it. Okay, next one.
Producer
A Taylor Swift podcast that sometimes discusses current sports, is hosted by a 40 year old man wearing Spanx, a middle school bible teacher with a midlife crisis. The show is produced by a guy with good luck Chuck syndrome and a mukbanger who loves Philly sports.
Big Cat
Wait, what's good luck Chuck syndrome?
Producer
I mean, everyone.
Memes
Everyone that you date gets married. What's Gomas up to?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Go Maas. By the way, that brought up, did you get any blowback for your Taylor Swift comments? Max Zero guy. All right.
PFT
For saying that she was beautiful.
Big Cat
The. One of the most beautiful.
PFT
I feel like pop stars. That's about as. That's about as safe as you can say.
Memes
One of the most. You.
PFT
You just want someone else to get Taylor Swift blowback.
Big Cat
No, I don't care. I don't want you to go through hell. I don't even do anything anymore.
Producer
Guests include the fat kid from Stand By Me who often recites poetry about one of the hosts. Meh.
Big Cat
Yeah. That was. Come on. You taking a shot? Jerry?
Producer
A wonderful. A wonderful way to get sports news from a dog. A little person who loves airplanes and Jane Daniels but is scared of heights and women. An obese man who is delusional about the bears.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Producer
And even obese. Or crybaby from Philadelphia. And the keeper of the light, Willy Wonka's grandpa.
Big Cat
Who's the dog?
Producer
Pug.
Big Cat
Pug. Oh, Pug. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Memes
We haven't gotten on the Willy Wonka's grandpa thing recently. Hank. That was. That was hot in the streets like a couple years ago. I feel like we should bring that back.
Producer
What?
Memes
Grandpa Joe?
Producer
What about him?
Memes
Didn't people call you Grandpa Joe for a while and you got mad about it?
Producer
I don't know. So they call me Feeble Knees.
Big Cat
Yeah. What is Feeble Knees?
Producer
It's just they. They don't think I'm gonna dunk. They. I think I. Knees.
Big Cat
You got diamond knees.
Producer
I got.
Memes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
You got this.
Producer
I feel good. Think I'm gonna have a shot. John Cru, autistic Italian nephew, produces a show hosted by a nearsighted cocker spaniel and an anthropomorphic donut.
PFT
He's just trying to get Hank to say words here.
Producer
Executive producer Henry happened to be there. Lockwood continues to keep Ryan Ro's thigh from being the whitest landmarks in the sports podc.
Memes
That was a good roast.
Big Cat
Anthropomorph that's having human characteristics.
Memes
Yeah. So you're just a donut with your live action donut. A claymation donut.
Big Cat
Oh, you got one more? Nope. Okay. That was good. I felt good.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
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Memes
19. 11.
Producer
4.
PFT
3. Wow.
Big Cat
I gave that to you mean four wins. We're going four wins this week. 99p. Oh, your mic's not on.
Hank
Pug.
PFT
99 Puget 21.
Big Cat
Is there a twang on that Pug? I like that. 99.
Hank
Pug.
Big Cat
Thug Pug.
Memes
What was your number, young Pug?
Big Cat
Hank?
Producer
19.
Big Cat
Memes and PFT. You guys have never gotten this.
Memes
I've never gotten it.
Big Cat
I need one of you to get it so then we can start bullying the other person. I know it's not fun when it's two.
Memes
I've never gotten it.
PFT
It was fun when it was three.
Memes
Yeah.
Big Cat
96. 96.
Memes
Love you guys. Sa.
Big Cat
Sa.
Memes
Sa.
Pardon My Take - Episode Summary: NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Date: Wednesday, November 6th
1. Introduction and Episode Overview
In this engaging episode of Pardon My Take, hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter dive deep into the world of football with special guest Brian Baldinger. The episode covers a range of topics including the NFL trade deadline, college football rankings, and even features a humorous segment where the hosts elect a "president" for the podcast.
2. Electing a President of the Podcast
Timestamp: 03:26 - 10:53
The episode kicks off with a playful debate among the hosts about electing a president for Pardon My Take. After some banter, Pug, the podcast’s lovable cocker spaniel, is humorously declared the president, with Blake Bortles as the vice president.
Big Cat [07:20]: "Pug is president and Blake Bortles is VP."
This segment sets a lighthearted tone for the show, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and sense of humor.
3. NFL Discussions
Timestamp: 10:54 - 86:02
a. Chiefs Dominance and Strategy
The hosts analyze the Kansas City Chiefs' impeccable season, discussing their offensive prowess led by Patrick Mahomes and the strategic decisions that keep them undefeated.
PFT Commenter [11:20]: "Travis Kelce is still alive."
They praise Mahomes' ability to perform under pressure and the Chiefs' consistency on third downs, emphasizing their defensive stops and Mahomes' big plays.
b. NFL Trade Deadline Highlights
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the NFL trade deadline, particularly the Washington Commanders acquiring Marshawn Lattimore from the Baltimore Ravens.
Big Cat [23:04]: "Marshawn Lattimore obviously got traded to the Commanders. Huge."
The hosts break down the trade details, evaluating its impact on both teams. They discuss the Commanders' defensive enhancements and the Ravens' loss of a key player.
c. Critique of Coaches and Team Decisions
Todd Bowles, head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is heavily criticized for his decision-making, particularly his reluctance to commit to aggressive plays.
Big Cat [12:13]: "Todd Bowles is the biggest fucking coward in the world."
The hosts argue that Bowles' conservative strategies have cost the Buccaneers potential victories against top-tier teams like the Chiefs.
d. Other Notable Trades and Team Performances
The conversation extends to other NFL trades and team performances, including discussions about players like DeAndre Hopkins and Carson Wentz, and the strategic moves by teams like the Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears.
Big Cat [24:00]: "The Commanders look like they're all in."
4. NBA Update
Timestamp: 35:00 - 74:22
Joel Embiid Suspension
The hosts touch upon the NBA, highlighting Joel Embiid's three-game suspension due to an altercation in the locker room.
PFT Commenter [40:25]: "The NBA's investigation into Joel Embiid not playing has been usurped by the NBA suspending Joel Embiid from playing for three games."
They discuss the implications of this suspension on the Philadelphia 76ers' season and engage in light-hearted speculation about Embiid's return.
5. College Football Analysis
Timestamp: 74:33 - 100:38
a. Early Rankings and Indiana Debate
The hosts delve into the early college football rankings, debating whether undefeated Indiana deserves a higher spot compared to teams like Ohio State and Texas.
Big Cat [43:37]: "Indiana fans have every right to be pissed off because Indiana should be ranked ahead of Ohio State and ahead of Texas."
They argue that Indiana's dominant performances against common opponents justify their strong ranking, despite not having faced top-tier teams.
b. Playoff Predictions and Contenders
A thorough analysis of potential College Football Playoff teams is provided, with discussions on teams like LSU, Alabama, BYU, and SMU.
Big Cat [50:03]: "BYU should get undefeated to the Big 12 championship game. But the Big 12 has many things. BYU should get undefeated to the Big 12 championship game."
The hosts explore various scenarios that could influence the final playoff selections, emphasizing the chaotic nature of the Big 12 and ACC conferences.
c. Team-Specific Insights
Penn State's struggles under coach James Franklin are examined, alongside discussions about Ohio State's potential matchups and South Carolina's defensive prowess.
Big Cat [60:02]: "But I'm saying, like, they have the recruiting classes that are on par. They're not like Wisconsin, they should be."
6. Guest Interview: Brian Baldinger
Timestamp: 77:43 - 95:35
Brian Baldinger, a seasoned NFL analyst, joins the conversation to provide expert insights on various NFL topics.
a. Defensive Strategies Against the Detroit Lions
The discussion begins with strategies to counter the dominant offense of the Detroit Lions.
Brian Baldinger [79:08]: "Zedarius Smith is a guy that you want in your building, got a smile on his face every day. He's a tireless worker."
b. Chiefs' Continued Excellence
Baldinger praises the Chiefs, highlighting their balanced offense and robust defense, asserting that Patrick Mahomes is likely to lead them to the Super Bowl.
Brian Baldinger [82:28]: "DeAndre Hopkins makes a difference. He's been there two weeks, catching two touchdown passes."
c. NFL Trade Deadline Insights
He provides detailed analysis on team trades, defensive line strengths, and the evolving landscape of the NFL as teams bolster their rosters.
Brian Baldinger [84:31]: "They're the best defensive football right now."
d. Playoff Contenders and Team Evaluations
Baldinger evaluates potential playoff contenders, discussing teams like the Tennessee Titans, Giants, and Chargers, offering predictions on their performances.
Brian Baldinger [86:02]: "There's a path. They go to Arizona after this buy. They beat a good team on the road."
7. NBA and Other Sports Briefs
Timestamp: 74:22 - 100:38
Apart from the main discussions, the hosts briefly touch upon other sports events, including impressive plays from NBA players like Ja Morant and updates on MLB teams like the Yankees and Dodgers.
8. Listener Roasts and Humorous Interactions
Timestamp: 100:38 - 132:22
The episode concludes with listener-submitted roasts, where the hosts humorously roast each other and featured guests, maintaining the show's signature comedic flair.
Producer [126:29]: "A Taylor Swift podcast that sometimes discusses current sports, is hosted by a 40-year-old man wearing Spanx, a middle school bible teacher with a midlife crisis."
This segment reinforces the light-hearted and entertaining nature of Pardon My Take, blending sports discussions with humor.
Notable Quotes:
Big Cat [12:13]: "Todd Bowles is the biggest fucking coward in the world."
PFT Commenter [07:20]: "Pug is president and Blake Bortles is VP."
Brian Baldinger [84:31]: "They're the best defensive football right now."
Big Cat [43:37]: "Indiana fans have every right to be pissed off because Indiana should be ranked ahead of Ohio State and ahead of Texas."
Conclusion
This episode of Pardon My Take offers a comprehensive look into the current state of the NFL, insightful college football analysis, a sprinkle of NBA updates, and the show's trademark humor. With expert commentary from Brian Baldinger and the hosts' entertaining interactions, listeners are treated to a blend of in-depth sports discussion and comedic relief, making it a must-listen for sports enthusiasts.
Note: Advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections have been excluded from this summary to focus on the core discussions and insights of the episode.