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Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
Happy free slurpee day. Happy 7 11.
Big Cat
Yeah. There we go. That's huge for everyone. Yep. So we're out here in Tahoe. Great week. Great week. We crushed it.
PFT Commenter
So chill.
Big Cat
I feel like we had a great chill time, made some great videos, did some great interviews, and also we announced that we're writing a book. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Ultimate future us problem.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
So announcing that you're writing a book is the funnest part of writing a book.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Now we got to write a book.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And you know us. We. If you've listened to part of my take over the years, you know that a couple of things about us. Number one, we love to read. It's like our favorite thing.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Number two, we're very punctual with following through on every single commitment that we ever make.
Big Cat
And promises hasn't done the dingers only thing. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So, Max, you don't need to grab the mic. It's okay. It's just. It's just a fact that you haven't done the punishment.
Big Cat
People are heckling him, by the way. There was a guy yesterday.
PFT Commenter
Whatever you do, don't. Don't do that.
Big Cat
He's like, what is Max pitching? You see him out and don't ask him why he's not doing the. No, the guy asked me, and I. He's like, when's Max pitching? I was like, oh, he's right there. Go ask him. And he went up to him, what's Max pitching?
PFT Commenter
But, yeah, we love to read, and so we want to. We want to share that joy with the. The. But now we've been approached Several times over the years to do a book.
Big Cat
We've taken a lot of meetings and.
PFT Commenter
We'Ve ended up canceling the books at the last minute several times. Which always feels great to do.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
But this year, it's going to be the 10th year anniversary next year. So going up into next year, we have to start working on a book. It felt like it would be the right time to do it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Ten years of pardon my take. It's been crazy. It's been awesome. And we're like, hey, we didn't want to write a book. Yeah. I mean, I think there's been like three or four times PFT and I have taken meetings about books, and we've always been like, no, we don't want to do this. It's like, stupid. We don't want to have be like, hey, go buy our book. But then it's like 10 years. That's. That's a lot of history. That's a lot of stories that we're going to tell. A lot of memories, maybe some unreleased photos, all that type of stuff.
PFT Commenter
Thinking, empty the vault.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Bad pictures.
Big Cat
Hank's gonna write an entire chapter without the use of autocorrect. Yeah. It seems like you guys have just been already, like, pawning off this book. You're like, oh, this is gonna write a chapter. This person's gonna write a chapter. This person's gonna write a chapter. The. I woke up this morning and we had a text from our good friend Scott Van Pelt to PFT and I. He's like, congrats on the book. And by the way, we have not written a single word. We have not done anything. So there is no congrats right now. But I immediately felt good to hear, though. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you're right, Scott.
Big Cat
I immediately. It's hard work. I immediately replied to Scott and I was like, you know that you have to write a chap. So he's in.
PFT Commenter
So it's like somebody congratulating you because your wife's pregnant.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's like, yep, I did it.
Big Cat
Yeah, look at me.
PFT Commenter
There we go.
Big Cat
Book. We wrote a book. But yeah, no, we are going to write the majority of the book. Well, we have a ghostwriter. He's going to talk with us, then write some of the book. Then we're going to write some of the book. Then we're going to interview the ghostwriter and write a chapter of that in the book.
PFT Commenter
But the ghostwriter is going to have to write the chapter about himself. After interviewing us about our interview with the ghostwriter Correct. But no, I think instead of, you know, how we used to do back in the day, do you wash your apples? To every guest, I think we have to add a question to every interview. Will you write a chapter in our book to every guest?
Marty Fish
Yes.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's going to be the dumbest book ever created. And it's not going to be it, is it? Like, I don't want to. We're not going to write like a. A tell all. That's like super serious. It's going to be stupid. I had the idea Yesterday, like, every 20, 25 pages will be just a different quarterback, different kneeling in victory formation, letting you know that we're trying to run out the clock to the end of the book and just get as many pages, you know, in this book.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we, we do want to include some good stuff in there.
Big Cat
Oh, we're definitely going to include some.
PFT Commenter
Stuff you will never like. We're going to take being lazy very seriously.
Big Cat
Correct. When it comes to writing, it's going to be fun. There's going to be some, like, we're going to have some. Some of the people that mean a lot to us. They won't have to write full chapters, but we'll have them interviewed, tell them. They'll be able to tell their side of it. Mm. But yeah, it's gonna be. We don't want it to be. We want it to be dumb. Yep. We want to be stupid big font.
PFT Commenter
Double spaced word searches, maybe crossword puzzles.
Big Cat
There might be a chapter that's just a full. It's a full chapter of just indentation.
PFT Commenter
Amaze.
Big Cat
Yeah. Where it's just like, it's blank page, blank page, and then it's the start of the paragraph, end of the chapter.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It's gonna be fun to do. I think excited to get into it, but again, we're saying that as two guys that have not started writing the book yet.
Big Cat
Yes, correct.
PFT Commenter
But I look forward to the challenge.
Big Cat
Yes, we do. All right, what do we have? So get excited. It's going to be probably next. Late next summer. Yeah. What? What was that, Hank? What was that, Hank? Well, here's the problem. We actually do have deadlines that they like. Yeah, they're real. Everything you guys just described, nothing sounds like next summer.
PFT Commenter
No, it's going to have to be next summer.
Big Cat
It has to be. There's deadlines and they like. I feel like people miss deadlines. We're going to miss deadlines.
PFT Commenter
You know what they do in the publishing industry if you don't hit a Deadline.
Marty Fish
I have. No, I have.
PFT Commenter
They kill you. That's why they call it a deadline.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Hank and I could be, like, the last people on the planet to know anything about the publishing industry.
PFT Commenter
That's why it's.
Big Cat
Well, guess what? The third and fourth people who know, like, we don't know anything. We've just taken a couple. All I know is we've taken a few meetings with people that feel like they're way more adult than us, and I don't want to disappoint those people. That's fair to say, right?
PFT Commenter
I think that's completely fair.
Big Cat
Like, people with their shit together are going to be like, hey, we need this. And then we're going to have to. We're going to get to a fork of the road where pfdi just stop responding to these people and pretend that we never said anything about this and never did anything and have to give back the money, or we're going to actually have to write a book. That will be the interesting point.
PFT Commenter
You might have to delete this podcast at some point.
Big Cat
Dan Patrick show. It's like, we never said that. Never said that.
PFT Commenter
Then we would get so many people congratulate us on not having to write a book. We'd probably hear more from those people.
Big Cat
Dude, we should just. Hey, you know what? Here's the other announcement.
PFT Commenter
You thought about canceling the book?
Big Cat
No, no, no, no. I'm thinking something different.
PFT Commenter
I thought I. I thought about it right now.
Big Cat
No and no.
PFT Commenter
You want to just say fuck it?
Big Cat
No, no, no. I was going to go one more.
PFT Commenter
Think about it.
Big Cat
We. We wrote a movie. It's going to come out in a couple of years, so everyone should congratulate us. They should just get congratulations for shit we're never going to do. We're going to talk about that.
PFT Commenter
It's going to be a movie based on the book.
Big Cat
Yeah, right. We opened a restaurant. Congratulations to us. Okay. I'm kind of addicted to just getting congratulated for shit. We're never going to.
PFT Commenter
Every kid in my hometown that went to my elementary school, I'm going to give you a full ride to college.
Big Cat
Tots. The people who are responsible for getting this book made are going to freak when they hear this. Yeah. Because we're very close to canceling.
PFT Commenter
What if we just said it, though?
Big Cat
Think about would. It would clear up our schedule significantly.
PFT Commenter
It would be the van talk of books.
Big Cat
Yeah, we. And we have all the power. Yeah. Because we just like, no, we're not going to write it.
PFT Commenter
And they haven't given us the money yet.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
15 years back.
Big Cat
Better number 15 years. Good point. Yeah. 20 years.
PFT Commenter
That hits better.
Big Cat
Oh, man. Zach, you guys, yes or no on the book? Yeah, I think you should go book. Maybe just go big font, you know? Okay. But you hold the power right now. If you say no, we will cancel the book. You should do what? You should do the book. I don't think you should put a time frame. He's been paid off. You should rush it.
PFT Commenter
You're in the pocket of our publisher.
Big Cat
But he's been paid off. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We should also release the spark notes on her book.
Big Cat
Oh, definitely. Yeah. It's called a podcast.
PFT Commenter
Did we just write a book right now?
Big Cat
Oh, should we go for lowest book sales ever?
PFT Commenter
Okay, we sell one book.
Big Cat
Well, there's gonna be. But in more listens to the audiobook. Yeah, we sell 1. Jerry O' Connell's doing the audiobook, but.
PFT Commenter
It'S like where somebody pays $3 million for the one copy of her.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, we could do that. We do know some wealthy guys might want it. All right, what's going on in sports world? Anything that we need to talk about? We have. We have a seventh, huge, huge sports day today. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Bronnie versus Flag.
Big Cat
Did it already happen?
PFT Commenter
It's. It's tonight. Well, it's tomorrow. It's yesterday. As the show comes out. Thursday night. Summer league.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Bronnie or scooper Flag. Huge matchup. Who's the face of the league?
Big Cat
Who, Who? Who? Should have been the face of league. Should have been.
PFT Commenter
Who is the face of summer league?
Big Cat
Okay. All right. So it starts in an hour as we're taping this. I think Cooper flag went off.
PFT Commenter
I think he did, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think he's better than we thought he was.
Big Cat
I think he's. Yeah. Significantly better than we thought he was.
PFT Commenter
Now that he got away from Duke.
Big Cat
Yeah. What else? Oh, Brent Rooker is in the home run derby, so we have seven out of eight now. It's huge. I mean, announce. Is he going to do this to us? Is he going to do it? Yeah. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Who else are we looking at?
Big Cat
Who.
PFT Commenter
Who besides the guys have been announced? Who else is up there in terms of home runs hit this year?
Big Cat
Why isn't Aaron judging it?
PFT Commenter
He should do it.
Big Cat
Judge should do it. Did you guys see Juan stto complaint like he was mad that he didn't make the all star game because it cost him money, and I think it cost him $100,000. He makes, like, a quadrillion dollars.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's okay. He'll be fine.
Big Cat
He just. He's all about that money. $100,000. Yeah. Wait, what was it? What do you think? I think it's a lot of money on the table. If I make it, $100,000 bonus would be 0.00131 of his current salary.
PFT Commenter
Okay, so he will probably make that amount of money just in the times like bitching about not being on the All Star.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
In his investments.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Correct. All right, Wait. So seven out of eight, what are they getting out? See, the pop on Yellich would be. They. They would. The numbers would be pretty big on MLB for the like, just the reach beat sometimes.
PFT Commenter
Who else is out there? PCA.
Big Cat
PCA could do it. He had two today, Judge. He's got 25. What? Who was that? What was that? Max?
Marty Fish
You said he's on my Dingers only team.
Big Cat
I think that's huge.
PFT Commenter
I think Kyle Schwarber.
Big Cat
Well, you can't talk about Dingers only until you pitch. That's fair. Last word. Last word I'll ever say until I pitch. Yeah, Schwarber. Schwarber will be great.
Marty Fish
Schwarber's already said that he doesn't want to do it.
PFT Commenter
Shut up, Max. You already said that you were done talking about it.
Big Cat
That's more words.
PFT Commenter
Those are more words.
Big Cat
This is home run. You just add words. Home run derby and dingers only are two different things.
PFT Commenter
It's dingers.
Marty Fish
It's not only dingers.
PFT Commenter
The home run derby is quite literally only dingers. Only dingers count.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Yeah, but it's not our fantasy baseball. No more words.
Big Cat
Okay? No more words. The Thunder signed all their players. Yep. They did.
PFT Commenter
Well, Caruso.
Big Cat
Yeah. They need to get Cruise.
PFT Commenter
Is he next?
Big Cat
He must be.
PFT Commenter
So, yeah, they gave out a con. What was it? $270 million? Five years.
Big Cat
Is that what the terms were for Jalen Williams? Yeah, I think it was 287. And then check got paid too. That was. Was that when did check it paid yesterday. Okay, so they. So the Thunder in total have given $822 million. Yeah. In contracts to those three guys.
PFT Commenter
It's pretty good. Money's not real.
Big Cat
That's money is not real. And there's a lot of people who are trying to say that this will be the end of the Thunder because you can't pay all three guys. But I think what their plan is, and it might work, is that they have so many draft picks, they'll just keep drafting and not paying those guys and then pay their three guys. Yeah. Hope the role players like, hey, you're going to. You're going to play well if you get drafted, get paid very little money, but you get to play with three really good players.
PFT Commenter
So what do all these contracts mean for the apron?
Big Cat
I don't know. They might be in. They might be in prison.
PFT Commenter
Prison.
Big Cat
Prison.
PFT Commenter
I got to get a look under that apron.
Big Cat
Yeah, you got to get under that apron. Apron. Do we have any other sports news? Najee Harris. Najee Harris not does have both eyes.
PFT Commenter
Yes. He had a quote, superficial eye injury.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
But is expected to be back for training camp. The superficial part of the eye. Wouldn't that be the eyelid injury?
Big Cat
Maybe his eye. Yeah, that would be cuz like your.
PFT Commenter
Eye is not superficial.
Big Cat
Yeah, right.
PFT Commenter
Or I guess maybe he just scraped the skin of his eye or he doesn't sound good.
Big Cat
He just got a little boo boo. His eyes were closed and a firework blast him in the face. Huh.
PFT Commenter
Why would you close your eyes during fireworks though?
Big Cat
Because one's coming at your face.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, true.
Big Cat
We also had. I think people are fat shaming Patrick Mahomes again.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they are.
Big Cat
Well.
PFT Commenter
And his trainer is threatening to beat anyone up.
Big Cat
Oh, that's fat. That fat. That's awesome.
PFT Commenter
He keeps saying like drop your location. He's like five guys. I like this move by his trainer. That's a good guy. If you're Patrick Mahomes.
Big Cat
Yes. Okay.
PFT Commenter
He's got a little beer belly. Dad bod. Whatever. Still good quarterback. I in fact I would prefer if my quarterback didn't have like an eight pack.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's way too much time working on your core.
Big Cat
Yeah. He so yeah, it was a Kansas City radio host rips disgrace Patrick Rollins for off season dad bod. What does it matter? Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. He wins. I mean it would matter maybe like later on in his career if he, if he's like out of shape and gets injured. But if he, he went to, he's gone to three straight Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
He went to the super. He did get beaten up in the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
He did get beaten up in the Super Bowl. But I don't think that this has to be like Kansas City sports radio. Like you got to have something but like realize that you have a pretty good. And there'll be a day that will come. 10 years, 15 years from now you'd be like, yeah, maybe I shouldn't have nitpicked the guy who brought all this success to our city.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I'm going to guess that it's not necessarily coming from inside the house. I think most of the accusations of fat are coming from other teams. And that could actually be great for a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Because the last five, six years you've just had to invent reasons why people hate the Kansas City Chiefs and why people doubt you. Now you actually have people making fun of your quarterback. Now you've got an actual person to be mad at.
Big Cat
Yeah. Other than Will Compton. Yeah. Will Compton. Yeah. Okay. Anything else, sports wise? No one. It's July, baby.
PFT Commenter
I just can't wait for summer league. You know me.
Big Cat
Yeah. Our interviews are great today. And we will. We. We've been kind of out of pocket. I mean, I haven't watched anything all week because we've been working. Yep. You guys seen any? I don't know if I've seen any sports. I saw some baseball highlights, summer league, little wnba.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I did watch them at brewers game when. When the Miz was pitching.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Filthy business.
Big Cat
He had to turn it. Tune in for that. Oh, also, happy birthday to Mudang. 1 years old.
PFT Commenter
I forgot about Mudang.
Big Cat
Yeah, she got a little bit big.
PFT Commenter
That's the problem with pygmies.
Big Cat
She's like tortured. What'd you say? Isn't she like a tortured animal? Why? She's in a. What are you talking about? They like take advantage of her. How so? Wasn't that a thing? What is it? Jeffrey Pearlman or whatever? What was the guy's name? The boy band guy?
PFT Commenter
Oh, Lou Perlin.
Big Cat
Pearlman. Yeah, pretty much. They like wake him up and like force him to her to be awake when it's not supposed to be and you know, take advantage of her. Where'd you get these facts?
PFT Commenter
It sounds like what we do to Hank. It sounds like they wake him up and they make him like perform when he's not ready to be awake.
Big Cat
They make Mu Dang awake.
PFT Commenter
Mudang doesn't get to play golf anymore. And when he does, they just make fun of him for it.
Big Cat
Where'd you read this, Hank? I remember when it was like when she was hot last year. They like she was under one and you're calling her hot. So just like hot, like in the public. In the public space when you were posting her every day? Yeah. You were the pervert. No, you're the pervert. You're posting videos of a one year old every day. It's cute. What is hippo years to human?
PFT Commenter
I don't know. I. I feel like they might be an animal that lives a long time because they just chill underwater and don't lose.
Big Cat
It's a human.
PFT Commenter
Years means sea cow. No, that's manatee. I forget what is.
Big Cat
Hippos generally live 35 to 50 years, which is equivalent. Equivalent to around 36 human years. So a 10 year old hippo would be roughly equivalent to a 27 year old human. What?
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
PFT Commenter
So mudang is like three almost.
Big Cat
Yeah. So, Hank, you just call the three year old hop just so you know.
PFT Commenter
Howitzer.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
Oh, I thought I prepared for a different Mount Rushmore of C words.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that could be on there.
PFT Commenter
Done them.
Big Cat
C8. What is the. What's the score? 89. I don't even know what the score is. Just tell me the score. 1086. What was our. What was the phrase that we came up with that we're trying to stay strong. We're gonna stay strong. Stay strong. Don't stay strong. Don't. Don't break. All right. It doesn't feel like we maybe shorten that a little bit. All right. I don't know if our team isn't it. We're still. We're shaky. We're shaky. Who goes first?
PFT Commenter
I think we're up first, right?
Big Cat
We're last. Hank, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Number one. We doing Christ.
Big Cat
Your ball, captain. Oh, man.
PFT Commenter
Hank did put Church down. But I. I thought Christ would be a good one. But we're not Going to go to Christ. We're going to go one one. Chicks.
Big Cat
Ooh, nice.
PFT Commenter
Chicks.
Big Cat
Chicks.
PFT Commenter
God help me, I just love women.
Big Cat
Okay. What do you think about that, Hank? I love it. Yeah? Feeling good about that? Yeah. Okay.
PFT Commenter
I mean, who amongst us? Who amongst us?
Big Cat
Maybe Zach doesn't like chicks. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, baby chickens. Is it. Was that the one? Was it. Were we talking baby chickens or. We're talking women?
PFT Commenter
Women.
Big Cat
Okay. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's good that you clarified that just in case. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, fair point.
Big Cat
I think we go with our 1:1, right? I think so, too. Okay. All right. We're going to go one. Our first pick. We're going to go college football. Yep. That was our one one.
PFT Commenter
Do you love college football?
Big Cat
I love college football.
PFT Commenter
Do you watch a lot of it?
Big Cat
I watch a lot of college football. Okay. All right. Why?
PFT Commenter
Well, there was some debate last. Last fall, what you had. Who was it? Somebody accused you of not watching that much college football.
Big Cat
Who?
PFT Commenter
I forget who it was.
Big Cat
What? Yeah, I don't think anyone accused me. I remember that. Who was it? You guys are just making this up now. Hank. Because you definitely don't. I know your face better than anything. What? I remember. 50s, right? Well, we're doing a making stuff stuff up draft. Okay. You guys are up. Yep. How you feel, Max? I might go rogue. I might go wrong. You guys need to go rogue because you're too good at this. I'm thumbsing up your message that you sent. They're too good at this. I think we.
Marty Fish
There's college football's great pick. I don't know why we didn't think about this. We could. We're gonna go college basketball.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah.
Marty Fish
College basketball, also great.
Big Cat
I also had that on the list.
Marty Fish
And then the next is coffee.
Big Cat
Yep. I knew. I knew it was gonna get taken. That's okay. Call soccer. Yeah. There goes college soccer. Well, I also. I was thinking about it, and if we'd end up with coffee, and I had done a coffee meme like I always do every morning, Hank would have then accused me of possibly messing with the draft. Like you did on Wednesday. I. I tweeted the picture of Jesus every morning.
Marty Fish
Their morning prayers.
Big Cat
Our Lord God is good. Okay, this is where we got to get. This is where we got to stay strong. Stay strong. Don't break. Stay strong and break. All right. What are you. What do you. I'm following your lead. You tell me what you think is going to be great here, Zach, Just go. Roll. Do we pivot? Pick. What Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. No, I don't. I don't. That's fine. Yeah, we'll back it down. I was gonna say three. Here is good. Yeah. Yeah. We both like that. Okay. Yeah. All right. I like it. We're gonna go chocolate. Okay. Love chocolate. Very good pick. Thank you.
PFT Commenter
I like her, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We'll take cash.
Big Cat
Had it on the list.
PFT Commenter
Cash money.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Cash is king.
Big Cat
Good pick.
PFT Commenter
Hank, what do we do here?
Big Cat
For three? I think you let it rip. Let it rip.
PFT Commenter
Cocaine.
Big Cat
Okay. I had it on my list. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Hank didn't want me to take it.
Big Cat
I had it on my list, too.
PFT Commenter
And it's not good for you. You shouldn't do it. But it's pretty good.
Big Cat
Yeah, and on my list, too. Hey, I did not have it on my own.
PFT Commenter
I did not.
Big Cat
For the record, team game nine. Yeah, I think. I think everybody enjoys. You to start. I want you to start playing. Okay. I want Zach to start playing. Oh, we're playing. Boys. We're in here. All right, go. We're next. Okay. We would like to take. We would like to take Christmas. There you go. Okay. Good pick. Good. I thought you were gonna change at the last second there. I thought I was on it. We had that. Yeah, I did. Tell me after what you thought. Okay. Thought you were gonna. I can do that. Okay. All right. We can't get off track right here. You're right.
PFT Commenter
We're on track.
Big Cat
We're good. Stay strong. Don't break. We're gonna go with cake. Oh, good pick. And this is tough. There's so many good C words. I know. I'm trying to think of. This is one that we should have gone broad or this is one we should have probably gone six.
PFT Commenter
Everyone in could have broken this up. Cuz we will do so mad at the seas that we left off.
Big Cat
Yeah. Because we are going to do that. I think at some point this. This summer, we're going to do a draft where we'll do a Mount Rushmore where all six of us have individual picks, but all the points count for the team.
Rob McElhenney
Gotcha.
Big Cat
Okay. I'm do it. Rip it. I'm gonna go cheesesteak. Yeah. Great pick. Okay. Great pick. Best food out there.
PFT Commenter
Second time cheesesteak has been taken in this room.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
The sandwich.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not staying strong anymore. You are. You are. You're strong.
PFT Commenter
Take turkey club.
Big Cat
We'll get back to. I'm looking at 13. It was.
Marty Fish
Yeah.
Big Cat
So I was thinking. Yeah, but 13. Cuban workshop. That's what it was. Thirteen, four, five. I got a lot of heat for that. Five is good. Thirteen, like, 13 rips, but, like, does that, that looks a great sandwich.
Marty Fish
No, guys, I think this was the start of Meatball, I think, for me.
Big Cat
So 13, 4, and 5 are like, I would think everybody, we're not saying stay strong. Breaking. We're breaking. You know what?
PFT Commenter
Zach is turning Big Cat into Zach.
Big Cat
I am. I, I can't dnd all over. He's so strong over here. I'm not strong right now. 5. I'm not strong right now. 7. Time crunch. Give us your.
PFT Commenter
You ripped the fourth and could be golfing right now.
Big Cat
Zach. Zach, you take this bet. Yeah, Time crunch. I just took the last one. He's gonna take the fourth right here. Take this one. Let's go eight. We can't go eight. I, I, I almost want to just not do a pick because I'm just, I'm so, I'm so frozen and I don't know.
Marty Fish
You just go, you go.
Big Cat
Okay. Four. You go. You go. Yeah, fine. Zach's getting the ball. Fourth. We'd like to take cheeseburgers. All right. I like it. Feel good. Yes. See, that was solid because I was paralyzed and I wanted to take cheeseburgers, but then I wanted to take another thing, so you did the other thing.
Marty Fish
Great job.
Big Cat
We'll talk about later. We'll circle back. Yeah, great job. You too. Same to you. I think we stay strong. Either or. Those are two great picks. I think we point to them. I like that.
PFT Commenter
I stay true to myself. All right, seven on our list. Candy.
Big Cat
Good pick.
PFT Commenter
Taking candy.
Big Cat
Great.
PFT Commenter
So much variety.
Big Cat
Great Fourth round pick.
PFT Commenter
You got chocolate, you got sour, you got Twizzlers, you got everything.
Big Cat
Candy. So what I was going to decide. Did you both get chocolate there? All of them are strong.
Marty Fish
They're all strong. You guys, I think. I think we're gonna come in third. I think I have a good.
Big Cat
A good view of this guy. Wins one. Mount Rushmore. What is it? Guys are gonna be one.
Marty Fish
You guys are gonna be two.
PFT Commenter
We're gonna be Steve Kornacki.
Big Cat
I think it's gonna be 1, 2, 3. We should get him dressed up by Steve Koraki.
Marty Fish
I, I have a good feeling of Mount Rushmores, and that's.
Big Cat
No, you are the king of Mount Rushmores.
PFT Commenter
You could actually create a Mount Rushmore of seas out of honorable mentions. That could win potentially.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
There's so many good ones that we left.
Big Cat
Sure. So, wait, what were you deciding between what did you almost go rogue with 10? Would you? Because you can say it. Oh, I was. I was thinking maybe going Call of Duty. Yeah, it's a good pick, but it's a great one. But I think Christmas probably plays better than Call of Duty. Christmas. Everybody. A lot of people. Not everybody. Yeah, not everyone. Definitely not. I was gonna. I was gonna go Coming.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we had that on the list.
Big Cat
You always give us for sexual. But I mean, you guys with chicks first.
PFT Commenter
Well, we were gonna go chicks. Cash. Cocain. Had all those. And then we're just basically marketing to an audience of Dan Baherian. We're going to that vote. We had chilies.
Big Cat
Chilies. Crikey. I would have picked crikey. Chilies.
PFT Commenter
I put the word crikey on the list.
Big Cat
That word.
PFT Commenter
Ky. Castles, castles, castles, Corn, Cheese.
Big Cat
Chicago cigarettes. I was debating between going cheese and.
Marty Fish
Broad or cheese steaks.
Big Cat
But I. Then I thought I was like, I get more excited to have a cheesesteak than I do to have, like, just cheat.
Marty Fish
Just a slice of cheese.
Big Cat
Comedy. Yeah, we had comedy on there. We almost picked it with the. With our fourth round couch. Nothing better than a couch.
Marty Fish
We had cunnilingus.
Big Cat
Yep. Yeah. Yep. Corn. You. You know, we've done it too much this week. Chips and dip.
PFT Commenter
Oh, chips and dip is good. Just chips.
Big Cat
Yeah, we were thinking about it because, like, chips. We don't know. You get bad chips too, but chips and dip and then Cool Ranch Doritos. You wanted to get specific or the goat.
Marty Fish
Yeah, I thought about just doing college.
Big Cat
In general, but, like, I did too. But you can't like it. We put ourselves in a spot of, like, we. You can't do college football and college. Correct. I can't do college basketball and cop. Yeah, Concerts.
PFT Commenter
Concerts are great.
Big Cat
Computers.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Zach had cell phones. Computer. Cell phones suck, though, because that's. Yeah, it just worked. Carne asada work. Zach had an interesting one. Oh. Oh. One that would have been great. Is chilling with the boys. Yeah, Just chilling with the boys. I didn't say this to memes, but.
Marty Fish
I thought it personally. Crank and hog.
Big Cat
Good. Zach had one that I still don't really understand, but I'd like to say it and then you can just clarify, I guess. Construction workers. So much infrastructure to everything that we do. This building, all of our homes, all. All of the establishments we go to. I mean, it's the groundwork of civilization. All the construction workers deserve so much credit. Yeah. Shout out. I think.
PFT Commenter
I also think construction equipment would have been cool, too.
Big Cat
Yeah. Also heavy duty stuff. Shout out, Chevy, Chevy, Chevy. Yes. Big time. That would have been. That would have been a great pick. Yeah. Carbs.
PFT Commenter
Carbs are great.
Big Cat
We almost took carbs early, which I think would have been a mistake. Hank put carbs kind of have, like a bad. I love carbs. But a lot of people are like, oh, carbs. You got to limit your carbs. Fuck that. You got to eat. Those people are lying to them.
PFT Commenter
Hank put corner kicks on the list.
Big Cat
Oh, Hank. Just brainstorming. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What about Share, Share.
Big Cat
Calling a timeout. Credence Clearwater Revival, CCR Banger Beyond. Seline Beyond.
Marty Fish
I had Carmen Electra.
Big Cat
We had Charles Barkley. Zach put in Cristiano Ronaldo. Yep. Oh, no. Yeah. Chilean sea bass. Also, Zach put in curry comma, step. You don't like Chilean sea bass? I don't know. Your pictures make me giggle.
Marty Fish
Chris Farley.
Big Cat
Chris Rock. He had Chris Tucker. Like Chris Farley. Chris Farley's good pick.
PFT Commenter
Chris Stapleton.
Big Cat
Yeah. No one took. No one took cookies. Cookies or candy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I think.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was. We had that debate.
PFT Commenter
More variety and candy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We had Cops, the TV show.
Big Cat
Yeah. Cards.
Marty Fish
But then you put cottage. Then you put cops on a graphic and some.
Big Cat
What do you got a problem with cops?
Marty Fish
No, but some people go back to blue.
Big Cat
Sounds like you. Don't you have a problem with cops?
Marty Fish
I. I do not have a problem with cops.
Big Cat
Some people liking the cops is pandering. That's.
Marty Fish
Some people do.
Big Cat
Sounds like.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Christ. And cops. That's what we're about over here.
Big Cat
Yep. Okay.
Marty Fish
You just said the same thing about carbs.
Big Cat
What? You.
Marty Fish
The argument you are making is the same argument you just made about carbs. Some people will look at carbs on.
Big Cat
A graphic and be like, yeah, but everyone likes.
Marty Fish
But you like carbs. That is incorrect.
Big Cat
Who doesn't like. Kind of got me cornered on that one.
Marty Fish
That was the quickest I've ever thought on my feet.
Big Cat
Yeah. Literally ever. Yeah. I'm proud of you. Chargers submitted me fast. I. I was.
Marty Fish
I was about to spiral.
Big Cat
And then for some reason, that's evolving.
PFT Commenter
Cars.
Big Cat
Cars.
PFT Commenter
Cars in general.
Big Cat
Cars. Movie cars and movie cars.
PFT Commenter
Well, you put on the graphic. It's both.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Well, no. Cars. A movie is Cars, I think, with a exclamation point.
PFT Commenter
But you could also be very excited about cars.
Big Cat
Yeah. True, true, true. I believe. I'm not 100% sure. Let me see. I don't know. Maybe I made that up in my head.
PFT Commenter
Croissants.
Big Cat
I like to say croissants. We said cheese, right? Yep, we did, yeah. Cars. The movie is not. Exclamation point. I thought it was for some reason. Reason. A lot of good. A lot of good things out there.
PFT Commenter
I'm a see creeping somebody out when you're staring at them and they notice you staring at them.
Big Cat
That's a good one.
PFT Commenter
That would have been a good one. Yeah.
Marty Fish
That would have been a good one for sure.
Big Cat
That's a good one, Connor. It's a great name.
Marty Fish
Charizard.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Charizard.
PFT Commenter
Charmander.
Big Cat
Charmeleon.
Marty Fish
You take Charmander when Charizard's on board.
PFT Commenter
I honestly don't know the difference.
Big Cat
You don't get a Charizard without. Charmander is the first.
PFT Commenter
So you hate kids. So you hate kids.
Big Cat
You can't have Charizard without a Char. Charmander. But you. But that.
Marty Fish
Charizard is the most evolutionized form.
Big Cat
Yeah, but Charmander gets. Charmeleon is actually the.
Marty Fish
Yeah, but Charizard is the most valuable of all Pokemon.
Big Cat
You gotta respect the journey, though.
Marty Fish
You do have to respect the journey.
Big Cat
You have to. That's. That's fair point. Crabs. Crabs is good eating ones. But then you.
Marty Fish
I know, I thought about that. But then it's like crabs on a graphic. What does that mean?
Big Cat
What does that mean?
Marty Fish
What does that mean? Crab legs.
Big Cat
Maybe that would have been crab cakes.
PFT Commenter
Crab feast.
Big Cat
I like.
Marty Fish
Crab cakes are delicious.
Big Cat
Crab cakes.
PFT Commenter
Crab.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Crawfish.
Big Cat
Yep. Crawfish are good. Yeah. So good. Chicken. China. I thought about Canada. Huh?
Marty Fish
No.
Big Cat
Shout out our Canadians. I don't think. Stoolies. No. Yeah, but I. I like Canada. Yeah, it's fine.
PFT Commenter
Could you put another country on Mount Rushmore, though?
Big Cat
No, probably not.
Marty Fish
Yeah.
Big Cat
Czechoslovakia. Chinese food. Oh, that is a big mess.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
Chinese food is a great call. That could have easily been a pick. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Shit.
Big Cat
Fuck. Charcuterie. Yeah. Good job. Champagne. What were some of the other ones?
PFT Commenter
Championships.
Marty Fish
Championship.
Big Cat
Championships.
Marty Fish
I just completely forgot about that.
Big Cat
Whatever. Championships. And the worst part about Mount Rush for season is that we've listed 200C words and we will still have, like, the first thing I'll see when I wake up tomorrow is someone saying something and me being like, how am I so stupid? Like the M words. Monday Night Football, we forgot. And I felt like the dumbest person in the world. All right, here's the rest of Zach's list real quick. You can just jump in anytime to explain it. Okay, catch. Yeah, that Plays Carmelo Anthony Y been an interesting 1 player of all time. I agree. He was. He was mocking you.
Marty Fish
No, I wasn't mocking you. I was just saying your.
Big Cat
Your stat. Yeah. Cruises. No, I disagree. Neither have I. He brain dumped. That's fine. We're not going to judge. Combines chat. Great pick. I can't believe. Chat's fun. Yeah. Chat. Cinema should have been sitting next to me. Movies are great. Crepes spelled incorrectly. Tough. Look like.
PFT Commenter
Like grapes with a C. Yeah, I like exactly.
Big Cat
Ch. Countdowns season women. What's countdowns? Countdowns are good. Just like 10, 9, 8, 7. Builds a suspense. It does. Yeah. Miscounting. Dude. How do we do that? That's going to be the number one thing that people are pissed off about tomorrow. Left Countdowns off. All right.
PFT Commenter
Coolers, cows.
Big Cat
Coolers is good. Good. I was thinking cold beer, but that's kind of. Is that. Would that have counted? Nah, I feel like that's a little too. That's an adjective you can't use, right?
PFT Commenter
Country music.
Big Cat
Cola. Cola.
PFT Commenter
Cola.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, good job, guys. Let's. Let's get to our interview. We got a great interview with Rob Mack, aka Rob McElhinney from Always Sunny. And then our good friend Marty Fish, who hopefully is going to win this tournament. He's defending champ of the acc. And then we'll finish up with fyre fest. And that's the chill week.
PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest. It is Rob Mack, which is that official? Should we start? Rob from Always Sunny. Rob Mack officially changed his name. What's the. Is there a viral ad behind this? What's going on?
Rob McElhenney
No, there's no viral ad. I mean, there is a, there is a very brief under 60 second explanation.
Big Cat
I would love to hear it online.
Rob McElhenney
That's easy to see. I can keep it quick for you. Yeah, it's just a lifetime of mispronunciations, misspellings, misunderstandings, which is not that big of a deal.
Big Cat
Right.
Rob McElhenney
And for years I was asked, especially when I first started with, would I consider shortening my name or changing my name. A lot of people, in fact, a lot of people you're not even aware of have changed their name when they get into my business. And I was always very proud of my name and said, no, you know, like that's my family name and I've had it for generations and I don't want to change it. And this year I did a full like ancestry family tree and found out that my name has changed like seven times.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Rob McElhenney
Including when they got here at, at immigration at Ellis island and they just changed the name completely and they were like, no, this is what the name is. And then there was other sects of my massive Irish Catholic family that started spelling it in all sorts of different ways. So I decided, you know what, fuck it, I'm just going to do it right now.
Big Cat
Yeah, now you got a whole new way.
Rob McElhenney
And now it's so simple. R, O, B, M, A, C. The end.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's easy.
PFT Commenter
Do you feel different?
Rob McElhenney
I got to be honest with you, I do, yeah. I didn't think that I would. And there it's something lighter. It's. I mean, look again, it's really not. And I addressed this in this stupid little video I made. There's so much going on in the world and this is such a stupid little thing, but to even like spend your time thinking about. But you know when you're walking around and you walk into a hotel, for example, and you. And you say hi, and they say name sir, and you say mcelhenny and they look up with confusion, and they should, because it's ridiculously long and so many syllables. And then you try to explain why it's not Mac, why is it mc? And then is there a space? I've been stopped at airports for 40 years where, you know, there's a space where there shouldn't have been a space, there's a missing vowel. And I just decided, Rob Mac.
PFT Commenter
So if your name's long like that, and I have a long last name as well, but it just becomes Something where you say McLinney and you immediately start spelling it for him.
Big Cat
Exactly.
PFT Commenter
Off the bat.
Big Cat
Right.
Rob McElhenney
And even there you just mispronounced it and it's not your fault.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because he was actually doing the third generation. Thank you. Fair enough. Yes.
PFT Commenter
Sorry for dead name.
Big Cat
Yes. Yeah. Thank you.
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Rob McElhenney
Believe me, I'm going to spend a lot of time calling people out.
PFT Commenter
Shane.
Big Cat
Yes.
Rob McElhenney
Oh, almost immediately.
Big Cat
Wait, but so when you decided to do this, were you, was it always going to be Mac or were you like, maybe I'll upgrade, like Rob Powers or something? Rob Sharp.
Rob McElhenney
I wanted to make it as.
Big Cat
Just like your five year old self. Be like, what do I want to be?
Rob McElhenney
I made this mistake in high school. My sophomore year. We had this wonderful teacher and she said she made the mistake of saying to 16 year old boys, and if you have a nickname that you go by, you tell me that and I'll call you that for the rest of the year. And I was being a piece of shit and I said my nickname is Blade. And she heard for some reason, Blaze. And I said, and then I freaked out. And she said, blaze? And I said yes. So then she called me Blaze for half the year, except she spelled it B L A I S E, not B L, A, Z.
PFT Commenter
So much words.
Big Cat
That sounds like a little girl in Nashville.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, it seems like blase.
Big Cat
Yeah, you don't want that.
Rob McElhenney
And then she noticed that all of my friends were calling me Rob, so she caught wind of that. And so I, I figured I'd just go keep it simple. Rob. Mac, R O B M A S.
Big Cat
Were you surprised that like some people were mad about it? I, I saw the video and I was just like, oh, cool, he's Rob Mack now. Like, who cares?
Rob McElhenney
People hate change. Yeah, people hate change.
Big Cat
I see the comments. And some people like, what are you doing? It's like, what do you care?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, I figured there would be some, some blowback. And again, it, it, people, everybody's got an opinion about something, you know, and, and I, and at the end of the day I assume that most people would say the same thing, which is it's your name who care should change.
Big Cat
It like every year just to see, like, can we get the dumbest controversy going?
Rob McElhenney
How can we upset as many as possible? How can I really make it a giant narcissistic? Yeah, I mean, so it really is just to, to, to simplify things and, and, and to be able to walk into a room and say, rbmac, I.
Big Cat
Appreciate it because we scheduled this interview like probably two months ago. And I think at the moment that we scheduled it, I was like, all right, I got to figure out how to say his name. And then this happened a week ago. I was like, fuck, yeah. Awesome. Yeah. Rob Mack.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. It was always misspelled and I was always correcting people, but, you know, only in official capacities, because sometimes you can't get on a plane or you can't check in somewhere, and then people would apologize, and I would always say, it's not your fault. It is a ridiculously long name and hidden vowels and whatnot. And so it was always like a 30 second longer exchange than anything had to be. And you guys also have nicknames. Yeah, Right, right. So it's a stage.
PFT Commenter
Your life is so much more efficient now. Did you think about going to Mack as opposed to Mac?
Rob McElhenney
Totally fair question. Yeah, I really appreciate it. I wanted to keep it as simple as possible.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I just wanted just. Because then the silent K essentially would maybe potentially add a little bit more confusion.
Big Cat
That's fair.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Well.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's good to have you here. How's the. How's the golf game looking?
Rob McElhenney
I mean, I'm so sorry, because I'm. I'm. I'm sure you guys have just been talking about this all day, but how can we be talking about my name or golf? How can we be talking about anything when the video of that man on the golf course.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I mean, the best.
PFT Commenter
It was so satisfying.
Rob McElhenney
The best.
Big Cat
The bang, bang, bang.
Rob McElhenney
And I don't know what it is about my. What this says about me, but my feed on all of my social. All of my socials, almost as if I turned my phone on and it got pushed to me.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
You know, you guys got pushed to me. Like, that video got pushed to me on every single channel I have. And it is just glorious content.
Big Cat
It's not only the fact that the. It's a ex NHL enforcer just kicking the shit out of a guy who is being, like, way too aggressive, but there's just something about, like, guys on a golf course in polos fighting that just. It does it for me. Maybe it's like a new ufc. We could get like, they do the slap. Maybe it's just golfers fighting.
Rob McElhenney
It's.
Big Cat
They shouldn't be fighting. You know, it's like a very prestigious game and banners and everything. And then they're just throwing each other into lakes.
Rob McElhenney
You see it from time. You see it from time to time, but usually there's enough distance between people who are, like, upset with each other that by the time they close the distance, they're either cooler heads have prevailed, but most likely one guy saw the other guy and was like, nah, not today. In this case, that didn't happen. Yeah, a drunken Jungstein did solve this. Six foot. I actually don't know how big the hockey player.
PFT Commenter
He's a big guy. He's especially big.
Rob McElhenney
I could tell based on the accents. So as soon as I open it and I hear the guy's accent and I'm like, oh, he's Canadian. And he sounds like every. Every hockey player I know.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And that's the way. Not just their accent, but the way he's not necessarily de. Escalating, but he's also not escalating it. He's saying, hey, man, like, just keep moving, keep moving. And then eventually the guy calls him, starts running towards him, and all he does is throw him in the lake. He says, I'm gonna throw you in the lake.
Big Cat
Throws him in the lake. Yeah, you're right. It wasn't a. Yeah. Escalation. It was just a calm, like, hey, I'm going to beat the. Out of you and keep going. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I don't remember who it was in the video who says, you're not scaring anybody. I think it was either the guy's friend who was filming or it was actually the hockey player. But either way, the calmness with which that was delivered. Yeah, you are not. You're not scaring anyone.
Big Cat
It's also never a good sign when the guy who's delivering the beating keeps saying, like, enough. Yes. He's like, enough. You. You've had enough.
Rob McElhenney
There's a moment at which the buddy comes in to maybe step in, and you see that the hockey grabs him and he could have given him a bang and he chooses not to in a split second and just kind of pushes him away.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And you know, that, that kind of temperance.
Big Cat
That's a noble piece.
PFT Commenter
He also fought him like a hockey player. He grabbed him by the shirt and, like, held him. I feel like the punches were targeted. He's like, hit him on the side of the head just like he used to do back in the league.
Rob McElhenney
And calling his own shots of a. Throwing him into the river and then.
Big Cat
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Rob McElhenney
Is amazing. And you guys know enough hockey players. And to me, hockey players are some of my favorite athletes, especially to hang out with and to play golf.
Big Cat
Yes.
Rob McElhenney
And I don't know a lot of UFC fighters that play golf, but I, I have a lot of who are friends and they are the. The Funnest people to hang out with because they're the most chill.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
They're so fun. Canadian hockey players. And again, this is such a broad statement, but, you know, they tend to be either from Canada or from the Midwest and from the north, and they're just sweet people.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Kind people. Until they're not.
PFT Commenter
I gotta give you the business.
Big Cat
They gotta bang it. Yes. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And they gotta bang.
PFT Commenter
I think what it is about golf videos, because for me, it's the same way with airport fight videos. Yeah, I like watching those, too. And the common space they share is you're probably not going to see a gun pulled out. Yeah, right. It's like, if you're on a golf course, the guy's probably unarmed. You don't have to worry about watching a video. And it just. It turns into, like, a snuff film that gets tossed in an airport. You're through security already, so it's like, all right, just. Boys will be boys. Square up.
Big Cat
I'm trying to think the other. The only other thing that goes up for it for. For, like, golf fight videos is when you get, like, the dudes on bikes, like, the Lance Armstrong's in, like, the tight. The tight jerseys when they fight. That's fun. Start kicking, because you just look ridiculous if you fight in that.
Rob McElhenney
Like, I've always wondered when you see, like, NASCAR drivers go at it, and. Because they're wearing helmets and they're still willing to throw down and hit a guy in his helmet. But again, I know that we. I know I could speak for myself. I like to believe I'm someone, but my algorithm tells me exactly who I am. So when I go to open up, you know, whatever it is, Instagram or something, and I look and I go to search and it says, like, this is what you want. I'm like, no. No, it's not.
Big Cat
Yes, it is.
Rob McElhenney
No, listen, robots, we love it. I don't know why I like to watch people fight. I just do. I don't know what it may. It's an instinctual thing.
Big Cat
When I pull up my Instagram algorithm, it's usually just, like, big tits and, like, cheeseburgers. And I'm like, they got me. They figured me out. They got it.
PFT Commenter
Boobs and puppies right now. Yeah, those are my two.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah, they got it pretty good, so.
PFT Commenter
But seriously, how is the golf game?
Rob McElhenney
It's going okay. I. I have a very low bar. Last year was my first. I think it was the first tournament I've ever played in or I've never played in any these, like, official pro Ams. And so last year was my. My first time. There were 90 participants. I came in 81st.
PFT Commenter
Well, as long as you beat Charles Barkley.
Rob McElhenney
I didn't.
Big Cat
Oh, I didn't.
Rob McElhenney
I didn't.
Big Cat
Oh, that's your caddy over there saying this year.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, you're caddy saying, this year I brought. I brought an actual caddy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Last year I brought my. One of my employees, Brian, who is a great. Sorry, Brian. He's just side. He's. He's my chief of staff, but he's not a caddy. Now I have an official caddy, a real caddy who I work with in Los Angeles, and I. This is the year I beat Barkley, for Christ's sake.
Big Cat
Yeah. Does that put a little more pressure on you, though, bringing a real caddy? It's like the guy in. In like, men's league softball, wearing batting gloves. Like, you have to. If you don't perform, you have a real caddy with you.
Rob McElhenney
I think part of my problem last year was that I didn't feel the pressure. It was just fun, like. And I just got hammered and was like, ah, who cares? And then you. You start to care when you're negative 16, 17, and I'm watching that and, you know, it's the opposite. Usually you want to be. Yeah, you want to be below par.
Big Cat
This is not.
Rob McElhenney
This is the stable for point system. So I think I finished with negative 36 points. Yeah, that's not that. That's beatable. So I have. I have that going for me.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Have you told somebody that you shot minus 36 and then not clarified afterwards?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, I told my wife, hoping that she would take the bait, and she didn't give a fuck either way.
PFT Commenter
Is she changing her name?
Rob McElhenney
She just didn't care. She never changed it. So she was always. She always.
Big Cat
She should change it to McElhenney.
Rob McElhenney
Well, on her. Some of her official documents, I guess it's. I felt really bad for her. It's Olson McElhenney.
Big Cat
Okay.
Rob McElhenney
And she wanted that because she wanted to have the same name as her children. So my kids now are McElhenny. Oh, it's up to them. Oh, it's up to them.
Big Cat
Quite a pickle choice.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, it's a bit of a pickle. But they're 15 and. And 13 again. They don't give a shit.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I heard that you're getting into business with Mexican soccer team now.
Rob McElhenney
I am in business.
PFT Commenter
Nakaxa, right?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
So I don't know if he still is working around the team. We know a guy, Sam Porter, that was.
Rob McElhenney
Oh, very well.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, so. So he sent me like a box of Nakaxa stuff, like, three years ago. I like the logo. That's my. That's my limited knowledge behind it.
Rob McElhenney
It's beautiful. Well, we have a television series that's going to be debuting in about a month. It's in Spanish, but you can't read, right?
PFT Commenter
I can read.
Big Cat
Great.
Rob McElhenney
You can read. There's subtitles.
Big Cat
We're writing. We're writing a book. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Rob McElhenney
You can read and write.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Great ghostwriter, though.
Rob McElhenney
All right, so it'll be subtitled, but the vast majority of it is in Spanish. I do my best. Ryan doesn't speak any Spanish. I speak a little bit enough. But it is about our journey with Nikaksa and Eva Longoria.
Big Cat
So in the. This obviously spurned on from Wrexham and what you guys have done with that. Where you guys. You guys are in the second league now. You're right.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. In championship, right?
Big Cat
Yeah. Premier League. It's pretty. Like that doesn't really happen. Have you had a moment to step back and be like this? You know, you. When you buy an investment like that and it's going to be a fun story and you make a documentary like, this could be really cool. You guys are just skyrocketed. Yes.
Rob McElhenney
It's been wild. I mean, it's never. It's never happened before in the history of English football. No team has ever gone back to. Back to back.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And that's. That's what we did this past year.
Big Cat
It's crazy.
Rob McElhenney
And so we. Each year we get told, okay, well, now's the year where you slow down, you consolidate, you invest in other areas. And each year we say no, we go all in and. And bet on the. On the coach.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And the team. And it's worked out this far.
Big Cat
You guys are doing ownership. Right. Like I would imagine the fans love this because it's revived this franchise.
Rob McElhenney
I spent a lot of time in the very beginning talking to a few owners who I'm friends with Jeffrey Lurie, who owns the Eagles, just to ask him. But most importantly, I spoke to all my friends who are either pro athletes or ex pro athletes to ask them what kind of relationship they would want to have with the owners, if at all. And so I did my research and, you know, it's kind of great that we don't know anything about football. I'll call it soccer. Cause this is.
Big Cat
Yeah, please do. Or wasted questions.
Rob McElhenney
We don't know. We don't know anything about soccer. We don't know anything about professional sports, to be honest with you, other than I like watching it. So we can't. There's no reason for us to be in the locker room. There's no reason for us to be talking about strategy. We can just be friends with the players and the families, and then we just invest in the manager and in the. The executives to make sure that they're all making the right decisions. And then we're just fans.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
So it's. It's kind of a perfect. It's kind of a perfect situation because we're not involved in any football operations. We're not involved in any of their deal making. We approve the budget, but at the end of the day, you know, if a player isn't moving on with us, that's not my call. So it allows us to become really good friends with players.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's awesome.
Big Cat
So, I mean, you should coach at some point just because that. I feel like every owner, like, when everyone says Jerry Jones is too hands on, it's like, no, he's not hands on enough. Like, I would want him. I'd call some plays if I love.
PFT Commenter
It when he does the press conference.
Rob McElhenney
To watch Jerry Jones put on the headset.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
But you know what? Go out and play, man.
Big Cat
Yeah, why not? You can do whatever you want.
Rob McElhenney
Great.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. So we.
Big Cat
We.
Rob McElhenney
I. I'm very, very, very respectful of the fact that I cannot. It's amazing how many owners or executives you see think that they're the ones that are. Oh, yeah, they.
Big Cat
We ain't doing it. Especially new owners. Like, that's where you guys deserve a ton of credit, because you see it a lot in sports where a new owner will buy a team and they'll be like, well, I was very successful in my line of work, usually business. I'm just going to do that here, and then it all blows up. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
But you can focus on the things that you know how to do really well. So working with Ryan, who's a master marketer, we knew that we could tell the story well, so I focused on making the documentary, which is a huge part of it. Ryan is a massive star all over the world. I mean, he just basically poured gasoline on the entire rocket fuel, I should say, on the entire thing. And everybody kind of does what they can do best, and that's the way we kind of look at all of our businesses. But very specifically, very specifically, sports, where you see. I will say, though, however, look at the commanders this year, right? Like a new owner, new ownership comes in and he. He was able. Or that group was able. They were able to change the culture.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And they made a couple of key moves and then put everything in place, let everybody do their job and look what happened.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was awesome.
PFT Commenter
It's great. I'm a Commander's fan, so everything that's happened the last two years has felt like I died and went to heaven.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
After. Because Dan Snyder was the epitome of the example of the bad owner. The guy that would, like, meddle with everything. Me and Big Cat, we actually. We own a Mexican football team, the Monterey Osos, and a lacrosse team. We're so hands off. We didn't know that.
Big Cat
We bought it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a press release.
PFT Commenter
We're like, okay.
Rob McElhenney
Oops.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
How they doing?
Big Cat
Actually, they're in the super bowl this week.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, in the Super Bowl.
Big Cat
We got to talk about that. We actually had to sign our. The shares. Yeah. Yeah, I knew that.
Rob McElhenney
And how much. How much cash can we say? Can we tell the audience?
Big Cat
I don't even know. We have to decide that. As much as we want. I actually, I invested in Swansea, like, probably three or four years before you guys bought Wrexham, and that didn't go well. Yeah, yeah. And I just got blamed on, like, message boards because I like, I invested like $20,000. It was nothing. And they would just. Every time they would lose, they'd be.
Rob McElhenney
Like, yeah, you got all the baddies.
Big Cat
Like, Liverpool has LeBron and we got a fat blogger. It's like, whoops.
Rob McElhenney
So, yeah, I mean that. I've seen a lot of people go into investment groups because the ownership is really flat fun.
Big Cat
Yeah, it is.
Rob McElhenney
But at the end of the day, you know the values of some of those clubs in soccer, but like in the NFL, for example, you can't buy a meaningful stake in one of those clubs for less than 6, $7 billion. The commanders sold for. And so it's hard. Who has that money? I don't know. But that's what's so great about the English system, is that you can buy a team that's in the fifth division. If you keep investing in them and they keep performing, then you're one year away from the premier leagues.
PFT Commenter
Was it more time than you thought it would be in terms of investing? How much energy, how much time you're going to have to put into owning this team?
Rob McElhenney
It's happened so fast. To get to this point, the questions that we've been having Are like, is it responsible how quickly we're moving? You scale a business that fast, if you don't have the right personnel in place, if you don't have the right infrastructure, it's boring, but it's not sexy to talk about. It's like drafting, you know, a left tackle. It's like, probably one of the most offensive linemen. I mean, one of the most important decisions that you can make as a club. And yet the fans want a quarterback, they want a receiver, they want. But at the end of the day, that left tackle might be the most important, the centerpiece of your entire organization at some point. So making those sort of, like, unsexy decisions has been tough because my job as the documentarian is to tell a fun story, and no one wants to watch a story about infrastructure building, right? Which is fucking boring.
PFT Commenter
But people that you hire when you get. When you get started, they might be the perfect people for that role. But then you move up twice, and now that's not like, if you were to start from that position, you wouldn't hire that guy to be in that role.
Rob McElhenney
I'll go you one further. This is where. This is where it becomes really heartbreaking. The players oftentimes will play themselves out of a job, so in great success in League 2 or League 1. And this happened with a few of our players, they gave their hearts and their souls and their effort and helped us get promoted. And for that, the club, us, the town, are eternally grateful. But what winds up happening is you go up a league and maybe they're 36, 37 years old, sometimes even 34, 35, and you need somebody who's 21 or 22, and if you theoretically stayed down in that league, they might still have a. And to ask young men to do that is. It's a part of the gig, and they accept that. But it still doesn't. It doesn't make it easy.
Big Cat
It's not fun.
Rob McElhenney
It's not fun.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And I. I found out one of my favorite players was released from the team this year, and I found out via Twitter.
Big Cat
Wow.
Rob McElhenney
And I was just as shocked as he was. And it was his statement. And the manager hadn't. Hadn't told us yet. He talked to the player, which is what he should have done. The player talked to his teammates and then put out a statement, which is. Is his right to do. And I was. My heart was broken. He was. And I did not see it coming.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I should note, some people do like to watch infrastructure being built Zach, who took your gum earlier, he watches guys do concrete pours, like five hour videos of it. So if you ever want to do that, if you build a new.
Rob McElhenney
Find that relaxing?
Big Cat
Yeah, he likes it. Very relaxing. Yes, sir, is what he said to it. Do you get up here, Zach?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, Zach.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, you're.
Rob McElhenney
And it's actually like pouring in, like, concrete into molds or is it like mixing quick crete?
Big Cat
What.
Rob McElhenney
What are you talking about?
Big Cat
Here we got a crew in Wisconsin, Victory Outdoor Services. They. They don't mix concrete. Comes in on trucks. They pour it. So they set the forms like poor driveways, parking lots, things like that.
Rob McElhenney
Okay. And then you're watching five hours of that.
Big Cat
Each video is usually like. Like a hour or two. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Are we building, like, what kind of structures are we building? Caissons. Is it like foundational work? What do we.
Big Cat
What a lot of driveways? Like. Yeah, a lot of, like, neighborhood driveways or sidewalks as well. Back patios.
Rob McElhenney
I can see that. Yeah, I can see how that works.
PFT Commenter
Do you watch it?
Big Cat
So there's a. There's an audience there for it.
PFT Commenter
Do you watch it dry, too?
Big Cat
No, no, no. They'll come back and spray with the sealer the next day. So you'll get an update on the. On the poor. But.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Rob McElhenney
But he said no, as if that was the crazy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Like you're an idiot. You just.
Rob McElhenney
You got to watch a poor.
Big Cat
Yeah. So just.
Rob McElhenney
We are building a stadium.
Big Cat
All right. So he'll watch. Yeah. If you want to just set up a GoPro and a. He'll watch that.
Rob McElhenney
It's actually. That would be a fun storyline. Here's a guy. Here's a stadium being built. Here's a guy watching.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Only because he likes to watch the concrete.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When you were talking to. To Jeffrey Lurie, did he say, you have to get a Big Dom?
Rob McElhenney
Oh, Big Dom is one of my.
PFT Commenter
Favorite people on earth.
Rob McElhenney
And I went to the. This is actually not this season, but last season we went to the Eagles Rams game and we. At the end of the game, Dom, we're in one of the boxes on the field. Dom comes over and he didn't even know it was my son. It was just a bunch of kids. He brought over one of the game balls and gave it to the kids, and my son took it home. It's like his prize possession.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they did that exact same thing to Max.
Big Cat
Yeah, max. And he's 30.
Rob McElhenney
They're just picking out the person that. That really needs a lift.
Big Cat
We. Listen, we were. When Big Dom when the whole thing happened with the Niners, we were, like, actually very upset because Max was like, oh, yeah, that's Big Dom. We're like, you've been keeping Big Dom from us. Why didn't you tell us about Big Dom? He's the best. He's heart and soul of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Rob McElhenney
It's really fascinating to see the dynamics. I just went back to play in the charity event that they do that the Eagles do. And one of the great perks of doing what I do for a living is getting to do those kinds of things and be invited to Marion golf course to play with the Eagles. So just to see the dynamics and how it all works, because I'm just used to watching them on Sunday and to see how Jeffrey and then, of course, Howie Roseman, the greatest GM in all of sports, navigate their relationship with the players, because it's tricky. Like, you. You want to be as close to them as you possibly can. But you could see, you know, when Howie walks into a room, like, everybody kind of, like, sits up a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah. And.
Rob McElhenney
And in fact, while I was. I was getting food at the buffet, and Jaylen, hey, do you want to sit over there? I want to ask you a couple things. I said, sure. So I go over, and I'm just sitting there in a big table eating with Jalen hurts. And Jalen's asking me a bunch of questions about business, and no one's sitting with us, and I'm wondering why no one's sitting with us, but I'm figuring out it's cool. Talking to Jalen hurts. It's great. So we talked for, like, 45 minutes, and then dinner was over. And later that night, I got a text from Jake Elliott, who I'm very good friends with. He's the kicker for the Eagles. And he said, I didn't see you. I was like, where were you? I didn't see you. He goes, well, I saw you talking with Jalen and just figured I should stay out of that conversation.
Big Cat
I'm like, what? That's a good kicker. Why? That's a good kicker.
Rob McElhenney
I feel like he was like, look, QB1 has decided he's sitting with you and talking. And Jake finds his own space.
Big Cat
Yes.
Rob McElhenney
I'm like, wow, that's real.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's a real. Yeah, that's absolutely.
Rob McElhenney
And it wasn't out of deference or fear. It was just out of respect. QB1's doing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Jake's got his thing that he's going to go do, and they're all Friends.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's like watching a nature show. Like the hierarchy in real life. And so natural to. To a good team.
Rob McElhenney
Yes. And you know your boundaries, and you're. And you're on the same team.
Big Cat
Right.
Rob McElhenney
You're literally there for. For a charity event, but you're there with the owner and the GM and the head coach and all the players who are. You know, they're coming back for minicamp. But you see how it all. I don't know. Of course, it's one big happy family, but it's still a profession, and they treat it as.
PFT Commenter
So.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Always sunny. 17 seasons. You're on your 17th season right now. I mean, that's not done in show business. Is there a moment where you're like, are we just gonna keep going? Are we gonna break all the records? Because it's incredible, and it's a credit to you guys to be able to do something, keep it that funny for that long, that people keep loving it.
Rob McElhenney
Thank you. I think that this season that's coming out today or tomorrow is the funniest season, maybe the funniest season we've ever done.
Big Cat
That's a pretty far.
Rob McElhenney
The funniest of the last decade. And Charlie and I both agreed. We were sitting in the editing room watching episode, I don't know, six or seven, and we were like, wow, this is probably the funniest season that we've ever done. And I think it's just because we. I value people's time beyond anything else, like the one commodity that we can't buy more of or get more of. People live tough lives. I know that Sonny, for some people is just something that they can sit at home and makes them laugh when they've come home from a tough day or they're, you know, got something brutal going on in their lives, and they could just watch a bunch of terrible people be terrible people, and it makes them laugh. So I take that very seriously. And for as silly and ridiculous as the show is, the work that we put into it comes out of respect for people's time.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And I feel like if people are going to show up for us week after week, year after year, like generation after generation, then at the very least, I owe them the time to put into it, to make it, to be the best that I can make it.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Can I ask you a question about the upcoming season? And you have to tell me and be truthful with your answer. Ryan Reynolds, is he in it?
Rob McElhenney
No.
Big Cat
Oh, that's truthful.
PFT Commenter
Is that truthful? Because there was A whole, like, is he gonna be your boyfriend thing that you guys.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah.
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
A little bit.
Rob McElhenney
No. No, he's not. He's not.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Rob McElhenney
Cut me out of Deadpool. He's. Yeah, I'll keep him in the documentary, but yeah. Okay, that's that. And, you know, the knock the coxa one's my thing.
PFT Commenter
You can edit him out of whatever you want.
Big Cat
Yeah. When you guys are sitting there though, editing season 17, you're like, this is the best season. Do you. Do you take a moment and sit back and be like, what's. Are you. The first. The pilot, you went to, like, a Best Buy and got, like, a camcorder, because that's before cell phones that had video. Like 200 bucks.
Rob McElhenney
And I got a. Yeah, we got best. I got a Best Buy card that I couldn't. And I bought a camera I couldn't afford, and we actually bought two of them so we could cross shoot them much like this.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And what's wild is those cameras we shot on vhs, so there's still. Our original home movie is on vhs.
Big Cat
That's amazing. And then you went out and pitched it, and you actually had a pretty good success of people wanting it, right?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, we made the first one, but we made the first one and it wasn't good enough. So we did it again. And then we kept going. Made like three or four iterations of it until finally we were like, okay, maybe this is pretty good. But I knew that if we were gonna take it out, I was a waiter at the time, so. And working in a. Prior to that, I was a bar back in a. In a bar. So I wanted to entrust. I wanted them to entrust me with running this television series. I was 26, and so I thought we should make a second episode because that'll prove that it's not just one fluke.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
So we made a second episode, and that turned out pretty great from our perspective. We then took it out to the. To the town, and almost everybody made us an offer because we could keep it cheap. And it was something different that's.
Big Cat
I mean, that in itself is kind of unheard of, that, like, everyone made you an offer. And then your decision to go with fx. I love that story. Because you knew you had the foresight to be like, they're going to give us the space creatively to go to places that maybe not everyone else does. Whereas a lot of people would just. In your position. 26. Waiting. Giving me the most money.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. There was an inflection point where we had Offers. And when we got the offers, and this is also a benefit of having multiple offers, we went back with, we have one demand. And that demand was that I would be the showrunner, that Glenn and Charlie would be executive producers, we would direct the episodes, write the episodes, because we didn't want to bring in. It happens all the time where they say, oh, okay, these kids made something. Now let's bring in an adult or professional. And everybody said, oh, sorry, pass. Except fx. John Landgraf, who runs that place and still does, said, okay, but do you.
Big Cat
Guys having that ability to be like, hey, this is what we have to do? I think that's just very rare. I think a lot of people, especially hungry, trying to get into the business there, they'll just take whatever offers given to them and then find out the hard way that things change when you. When you start getting up to the big leagues.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. You know, you just. We just had a belief in ourselves that we could execute and that we, you know, to be honest with you, we didn't want to bring in Danny in season two.
Big Cat
Really? No, no.
Rob McElhenney
Our knee jerk reaction was not that we had anything against Danny. Danny's an icon and hilarious and it wasn't. But he was a movie star. And we thought, well, if we bring in a movie star, they could screw up the dynamic. And we feel like we've got a pretty good thing going. So then Landgraf said, okay, well, you have a choice. You can either bring in a star or you can not do the show. And we were like, let's do option A. Yeah. And then it just so happened. It's like we hit the lottery again because Danny was incredible and, like slipped right into what we were trying to do. He is. When people are like, what's Danny really like? I say, okay, picture Danny DeVito in your head. That's what he's like.
Big Cat
That's it. Yeah. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And you know how some people, they ain't who they putting out in the world. He is.
Big Cat
Wait, so would. How quickly were you like, this works with Danny knowing that you were. It was a little bit forced on you. Yeah. But was there a moment, like even the first time or the second episode where you're like, oh, this is going to be awesome.
Rob McElhenney
It actually happened when he, as part of his contract, he said, okay, I'll do it, but you only get me for two weeks to shoot an entire season of the show. We shoot really fast, but only having two weeks is not a lot, which means we had to front load all of his stuff. In the beginning, and he was taking a risk on us, and we said, okay, fine, great. So we got about halfway through the first week, about Wednesday, and he could see that we were really jamming, but he was having so much fun. And he pulled me aside, and he goes, I'll give you as much time as you need.
Big Cat
Oh, that's awesome.
Rob McElhenney
So we then kept him for another. We wanted to still be respectful. I think we only took another week or something like that, or two weeks. And there was that moment. And then subsequent to that, there was a time in which maybe episode three or four, he walks in, and there was a bunch of space that we didn't realize was there. And I said, okay, when you come in, you'll just have some space before you get to the next line, so just say whatever you want. And he said, well, what should I say? And I said, you're Danny DeVito, man. I want you to say whatever you want to say. And he said, here, come here for a second. I said, what? He pulls me aside, and he's like, I'm here because I'm old and you're young, and you know what's funny? And what I think is funny is what my generation thought was funny. But I want to speak to your generation. So you tell me what to say, and I'm gonna say it to the best of my ability. And so I did. I wrote something, he said it, he walked in, and that was that. But not only did that help, help with the chemistry of our show, it taught me a very important lesson that I take with me to this day, which is to always, always be listening to the next generation or the next generation after that, because they're the ones that are dictating what the culture is.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's why we listen to Zach.
Big Cat
That's what we're gonna. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's next.
Rob McElhenney
Transitioning to pouring conc.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's our podcast now.
PFT Commenter
We had. We had Danny on the show. I think it was, like, four or five years ago, maybe. He told a great story about you guys and the April Fool's joke that you played where. Oh, yeah, entire, like, everybody on the show fucked him in the ass.
Big Cat
Yes. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then he got to the last page, and it said April Fools.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Now, was he. Was he into the script, like, after three, four pages? Did he like to.
Rob McElhenney
As he tells the story? I mean, we. We wrote we. It was actually us and the Chernin brothers, who have worked with us and for us for years, and they also created my wife's other show called the Mick. And they're just like, crazy funny guys. And we had an idea, but, you know, you don't have a lot of time in the writers room. But April Fool's was coming up, and Danny had done a few pranks, pulled a few pranks on us. And we thought, how can we outdo him? And we pitched it to the guys, and the guys sent us back a draft. And Charlie and I then took a pass and went really hardcore. But we were like, for it to work, he's gotta believe that it's a real script. So, like, let's make our storyline as real and as funny as we possibly can be so he believes that this is true. And then let's have him sent to prison in the opening scene. And then every scene after that is him being abused by different. By different groups in the prison. And each one put their own little spin on, you know, how they express themselves in prison. And Danny's body, or Frank's body, I should say. And he said he started, like, sweating. Cause he thought the rest of the script was funny. And he was like, I don't know what the punchline's gonna be, but, man, I don't know if I can do this. Cause he's done everything we've asked him to do. And finally, yeah, the last line was you.
Big Cat
That's incredible.
PFT Commenter
You should film that episode for the last. You really should. That should be in the last season, whenever that happens to be.
Rob McElhenney
It was brutal, it was graphic.
Big Cat
And you guys are so good. The. The fact that you've done 17 seasons, through a lot of culture changes in America and, like, how, you know, comedy, and there's all these discussions about it. But I think what you guys do better than anyone else is. And you said it to start here, like, all the characters are terrible people. And that's what makes it work. You can make fun of anything when you. The joke is kind of back at you. Yeah. Was that a conscious effort?
Rob McElhenney
Oh, yeah. Always.
Big Cat
It allows us to do these things. Because in the day, we're not saying, these are, like, good people, they're bad people. You shouldn't be rooting for them.
Rob McElhenney
That's right.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And we never pander to the audience. I always assume the best of people and that they'll understand the joke and it's satire. And that if you're going to make a show about the worst people on the planet, then they're going to act accordingly. And that gives you a tremendous amount of leeway in so many different areas. And the thing That I find fun is depends on where I am in the country. Because sometimes someone will come up to me and say, like, oh, man, I love how you come at the conservatives, and it's such a progressive show. And I'm like, really? Is that what you think it is? And then I'll go into a conservative part of the country and people will be like, man, how do you even live in LA when you're killing the lefties on your show? And I'm like, really? Is that what you think it is? Because that is what we're doing. We're basically looking at the entirety, the complexity of Western culture, American culture, and we're satirizing all of it. And so I believe that the audience, again, I never pander. I assume that they understand what we're going for. And ultimately, number one, we're out to entertain. Number two, we want to make people laugh. And number three, we want to get them to maybe look at hypocrisy from. You know, look at however way they look at the world through this very skewed prism. And we have never once taken our foot off the accelerator.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Did you think about putting a laugh track in, ever?
Rob McElhenney
No. I mean, we messed around with it when we were. We did, like, a couple of episodes where we put it in just for fun, but it wouldn't work, I don't think, on a show like that, because it's so confusing where the laughter is. Like, sometimes, you know, people. You watch it with an audience and it's really fun because people will laugh at different things. And sometimes you do something, you assume the audience is gonna love it and they don't give a shit. And sometimes you just put something in and you just kind of forget about it, and then it becomes something iconic for them.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's sometimes patronizing to the audience when you watch a show and there's all this laughter and you're like, none of this was funny. Yeah, who's laughing at that? Why is that a joke?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, it's the same thing to me is. I don't know. Look, everybody is entitled to their opinion, socially, politically, whatever. I feel like we have a tendency in our industry to need to express ourselves, and again, everybody's right, but express ourselves outside of our medium. And I kind of feel like a lot of the rejection from the public is people not saying, stay in your lane. They're saying, hey, you have a platform already with which you can express yourself in every way you want. And we're willing to check in with you for 22 minutes or an hour or an hour and a half or three hours or whatever. So if you've got something to say, say it through that. I don't necessarily need to see somebody who has that platform already then taking to another platform to express themselves to me, that seems, again, everybody has their right to do it, but I would rather do it through the work.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, we're at the portion of the interview where I'm going to ask you a question about things that you probably have answered a million times sick of talking about. But guess what? You're here. The gaining the 60 pounds, that was incredible. Although I was a little offended because, like, we do that every football season, like, just naturally. How hard was it? And also is genius because I think you even said, like, a lot of times the actors will get hotter. I wanted to get grosser. But how hard was it to actually gain? And what was the time frame for you to gain 60 pounds?
Rob McElhenney
The time frame was three months, two and a half months.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Was it a lot of fun?
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, sort of. It was fun in the beginning, and then it got less and less fun because we were getting closer and closer to production, and we had written all these scripts that were addressing how large my character got, and I wasn't putting it on.
Big Cat
You were big enough.
Rob McElhenney
I wasn't big enough. And, like, there's almost an intervention. I remember the moment very distinctly where Charlie and Glenn were like, can we talk to you? And we have these, like, tense conversations all the time because we've got very close relationship. And we close the door in the office, and they're like, man, you're not fat enough. And, you know, we're gonna shoot the fucking show.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
You know, in, like, three weeks, so you better double down. So that. That part was like, I was setting alarms in the middle of the night to wake up and eat. And just a tip for anybody out there, cottage cheese is, like, the worst thing you can eat right before you go to bed because it metabolizes so slowly in your stomach. So I was just, like, hammering cottage cheese and pineapples and, like, blueberries and anything with sugar in it. And then I was taking ice cream and weight gainer, and I was just melting the ice cream and then putting weight gainer in and put on. Yeah. Eventually, the first 30 was easy. The last, you know, then the next 20 was brutal. And the final 10 was really, really tough.
Big Cat
Did you just feel so gross?
Rob McElhenney
I kind of felt great.
Big Cat
That's awesome.
Rob McElhenney
Eating all that food felt like shit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
But I was also Power lifted. So the problem was that I wasn't. I was gaining weight just in my gut, and I didn't. It wasn't going anywhere else. So I went to a trainer, and I was like, I want to look as disgusting as possible. And he's like, I've literally never heard that before.
Big Cat
But.
Rob McElhenney
But I was like, I want to get a big, fat ass, and I want. So I was doing, like, powerlifting. So I was. It was a weird thing because I was bench pressing and powerlifting at the same time. I was also doing all this weight gainer. So I was. I was in terrible shape because I wasn't allowed. I had to walk slowly up the steps. The trainer was like, I don't even want you skipping up the steps. I want you to, like, never get your heart rate above whatever. So I was just doing, like, the heavy, heavy, heavy bench press and squatting. So I felt strong as shit.
Big Cat
I mean, I was like an Eastern European.
Rob McElhenney
I was crazy strong. Crazy strong and that. So that felt good. At any point, my ligament. I'm sure, like, my ligaments were ready to. My liver took a hit and my kidneys were in rough shape. But other than that, like, I felt pretty good. I. Apparently Caitlin says that I snored, like, heavily, so I had some sleeping issues. Other than that, I felt great.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
And look, the point of it was, like, I was watching in one of the episodes, and I decided to use a different take. And even though the take that I had seen was funnier and I caught myself on it, I was like, why do I want to use a different take? And I realized it was just like, a moment of vanity. I felt like I didn't like the way I looked in that. And I was like, put that shit in check. That is. The whole point of this show is to make the anti sitcom. So the anti sitcom is never to make a decision based on vanity. That's when it sort of started for me in the off season. I thought, okay, that was a scary moment where I almost made a vain decision. How can I do the opposite? So I pitched to everybody. What if we all put on £60? And everybody was like, fuck you. Danny said yes. I was like, nah, I don't want to be responsible for killing Danny DeVito. So I said, okay, I'll just do it. I'll just do it. I wanted to make the. I love. By the way, I love Friends. I think it's a great show. I've seen every episode. I thought it was a great, really great show. But they had Already done that show. I wanted to do the opposite.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I wanted to do the anti Friends. And so you watched in Friends as they got better and better looking as the years went on. And because they had more money and had better doctors and they had better diets. And I thought, these people live in a bar and they. They treat themselves like shit. They would look like they were garbage.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
So that's what I should.
Big Cat
I love it. I'm happy I asked because I didn't know all of that story. Like, that's. That's incredible.
PFT Commenter
What about when you got shredded? How do you. How do you stay funny if you're actually, like, strong and muscular?
Rob McElhenney
Well, that is like, the problem. Like, you. The better shape you are in, the less funny you are just naturally. Unless you tell your friends in the show, I did this for you. And the friends are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Why? And he did it just to, like, impress them, but they're not impressed by it. So ultimately getting ripped is just. Just as sad. And that's what we really try to go for. What is the saddest version of these people? And anybody who's like, that's the. Even though. Even though it's as vain as possible, you then tip over into the other side, into the extreme side of something. And so even it was like, the extreme vanity is what made it so pathetic.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Hey, man, we have to have an intervention. You're not fat enough.
Big Cat
You're not fat enough. Did you do any steroids?
Rob McElhenney
I did create. I did a bunch of creatine.
Big Cat
Okay.
Rob McElhenney
And then when I got into, like, really ripped shape. No, I was still. Yeah, I do. I did creatine. And then they had. It was like some kind of, like, testosterone boosting boost supplements.
Big Cat
That's. I like the honesty there because I do think it's very funny whenever, like, an actor gets into crazy shape in like, three months for a role, and it's like, here's what they did. It's like, well, what about the other stuff, too?
Rob McElhenney
Well, that's what I also. I put out a post around the same time, and I was like, this is also, like, I don't know, six or seven years ago. But I pointed out how ridiculous, like, what it took to get into that kind of shape, and that I had a trainer and that I had a studio behind me that was paying for all of it. And I had somebody preparing my meals. And so I wanted to make it abundantly clear that this is a ridiculous thing to do. It's a full Time job that I have a studio backing me for, and it's not a healthy way to live.
Big Cat
Yeah. You know, so.
Rob McElhenney
So, yeah, I mean, I since then stayed in pretty good shape just because you looked good, but I. But going back to that is just ludicrous.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Another question you've probably been asked a lot about smoking with a Snoop Dogg. You got high with Snoop Dogg? Are you going to do it again? Would you ever do it again?
Rob McElhenney
No. Fuck no. I was on Mars, and I don't. I. I don't smoke a ton of weed even though it's legal in California. I just. It doesn't have the same effect on me that it seems to have on people. It just, like, heightens my anxiety. But if Snoop asks you to smoke.
PFT Commenter
A joint with him, you have to.
Big Cat
You have to. Yeah. Yeah. You can't turn that down.
Rob McElhenney
So, honestly, if he asked me again, I'd probably still say yes, but. But yeah, it was fun because I got to hang out with him, but the whole time, I was having a conversation with myself like, buddy, keep it together. You're still on earth. You're sitting in a car in a. In a giant van with Snoop watching the Lakers. He likes the Lakers. Just pretend to like the Lakers and.
Big Cat
Go for the ride.
PFT Commenter
Were you self conscious about, like, how you're hitting the joint? You're like, am I. Is this the right way to. To take the blunt? Am I? My.
Rob McElhenney
I don't think he was paying attention to me, how I was smoking it at all. I think he wanted to see if I could hang.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
So I was like, okay, I'll take that challenge.
Big Cat
Yeah. He probably gets, like. He probably gets high off challenging other people like that. Like, hey, take a hit of this.
Rob McElhenney
He definitely was keeping an eye on me just to make sure that I didn't, like, I don't know, flip out, start taking off my clothes or some shit.
Big Cat
Yeah, but.
Rob McElhenney
But yeah, he. I finished it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Well, this has been awesome, Rob. We really appreciate it. I had one last question. It's a Roback question. R H, O, B A C K.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Q, zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com the City of Philadelphia, your sports fandom. Are you nervous at all? If the city of Philadelphia wins too many titles, does it change? Because, like, the Eagles now have won two Super Bowls in the last. Whatever it is, six or seven years. You know, the Phillies have been good Sixers. Who knows? But, like, is there any part of you that like. And would that play out in how you write the show as well?
Rob McElhenney
Well, that's a huge part of why the entire experience of being a sports fan works is. And why this is what welcome to Wrexham is about.
Big Cat
Right.
Rob McElhenney
It's about fandom. And really what it's about is about community and a community forged in tragedy, because there can be only one at the end of each year in every and any sport. And so there's something really beautifully human about that, that we are not forged in triumph, we're forged in tragedy. The vast majority of the time, your team loses, but you're doing it together and it helps. I think the reason, one of the major reasons why people hold so desperately onto their fandom is because they want. It's a way, especially for men, to communicate to each other that they love each other and that they want to spend time with each other and that they can bond with each other and they have something to talk about. But ultimately, at the end of the day, it's a bunch of 25 year olds that you don't know, moving a piece of plastic back and forth or putting it into a net or putting it, whatever. And we're putting all of this value onto it. And I'm, myself included, I am a massive sports fan. But at the end of the day, that is not what's relevant. What's relevant is who you're sharing that experience with. And one of the things that I love watching is, you know, when something good happens on the field or on the pitch, I love watching what people do. I love watching fans. And we have cameras everywhere, like, shooting everything. And the first thing that people do is they rise, they put their hands in the air and then they turn to the left and then they turn to the right, and then they look down and they look behind them and they either high five or they hug each other. And that shows you what it's really about, which is you get to, you know, you get 85 years on this planet, if you're lucky, and you get. And the only thing we have is time spent with each other.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
So sports becomes that. So that's the circuitous way of answering your question. I think that my biggest fear coming into this year is going to the super bowl, having it be the Eagles playing the Buffalo Bills. Oh, it would be devastating because first of all, the entire nation would be rooting for the Bills and Philadelphia as an underdog city, that's a huge part of our idea.
Big Cat
And get cucked.
Rob McElhenney
It's really tough, right? I actually Played golf with Josh Allen last week, and he's the nicest guy.
Big Cat
Yeah, he's our friend. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
He's such a good guy. He's an incredible player. That organization deserves to win. That town deserves to win. And, you know, those are the kind of identity checking moments that are really, really tricky.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
But you still want to win.
Big Cat
Yeah, of course.
Rob McElhenney
You still want to win every year. So, I don't know. I hope we win the next five Super Bowls. But I also, it seemed to me like all my friends, all my Patriot friends, like, they. They seem to enjoy it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. The constant. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know.
Big Cat
It's a good answer, though. That's a good answer. But the Bills thing, that is. It would be. You guys wouldn't have any leg to stand on as, like, you know, like, underdog Philly.
Rob McElhenney
My dream scenario would be that we play the Chiefs again, because then.
Big Cat
Yeah. People would root for you, Eagles. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, I think so. But. But, you know, if. Oh, man, I would get killed if I even said about what I was about to say. So I'm not.
Big Cat
Okay. I'm not.
Rob McElhenney
Stop myself.
Big Cat
Max, our producer right here. If you had said what you're about to say, he would have been. He would have called you a pussy when he walked out of the room. So you did. It's good. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I would love to see. I would read. It's so difficult because I would love to win every super bowl, but, man, it would great. It would be great to see the city of Detroit win a Super Bowl. It would be great to see Cleveland.
Big Cat
Cleveland.
PFT Commenter
Buffalo.
Rob McElhenney
Because it feels good, man.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks, man. This has been awesome.
Rob McElhenney
Thank you.
Big Cat
Loved having you on. Best of luck this weekend, and anytime you want to come back on, we'd love to have you. Hell, yeah.
Rob McElhenney
Well, look, I'm. I'm a fan of you guys and this. It's just like, you know that story I told about Danny, You. I grew up listening to sports talk radio in Philadelphia, and that's also something that unites us all. But, you know, you guys are the next generation of.
PFT Commenter
Of.
Rob McElhenney
Of young people, like, talking about sports.
PFT Commenter
So I don't know that we can.
Big Cat
Ever do 40, but.
Rob McElhenney
Yeah, I know, but that's still eight years. That's still eight years younger than me.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
WIP, I think that's its own.
Big Cat
It will exist forever. Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Rob McElhenney
I appreciate you having me on.
Big Cat
Yeah. Thanks, Rob.
PFT Commenter
And now for something completely different.
Big Cat
Okay. We now have our good friend Marty Fish on The show. We thought last year we were talking. Marty is an awl. He's also a two time winner. Hank actually said you were a seven time winner. I don't know if he told you a lot. Yeah, I know. I asked you. I was like, dude, oh yeah, yeah, he said that. Seven time winner. But we were like, Marty's the coolest dude ever. He listens to the show. Let's have him on. He's gonna go win this tournament this weekend. So you're, when you're watching on Sunday, you're gonna see Marty Fish and be like, oh, that guy also listens to part of my take and he's the man. So, Marty, thank you for coming by. Are you going to win this tournament?
Marty Fish
I get that question a lot. Thank you for having me. I am a big fan of the show. Awl. I was excited to meet Zach.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, everyone is.
Marty Fish
Zach's a star. Yeah. I can't tell if he's serious or not, but he's dead serious.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
And I love it. It's so nice. Yeah. Dude, thank you for having me on. Big fan. Played.
Big Cat
Okay.
Marty Fish
Am I going to win? It doesn't.
Big Cat
Golf is different.
Marty Fish
Golf doesn't work like that. Like, golf is like a lot of, of extra stuff. Like a lot. Golf is a lot of, A lot of bounces, a lot of luck, a lot of this, a lot of that. Like tennis is like, if you're better than somebody, you're gonna beat them most likely. I feel like I'm the best player here, but it doesn't mean. It doesn't mean a lot. But I'd like to win.
Big Cat
Yeah. I did a bad job of introducing you. You were a tennis pro. Ninth in the world at one point.
Marty Fish
Yeah, seven. I got to seven.
Big Cat
Seven. Seven in the world at one point. That's tournaments went to some. You went to the gold medal game, right?
Marty Fish
I did, yeah. I lost the. I. You either win the gold, win the bronze. You either win the gold, lose the gold or win the bronze.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Marty Fish
Especially in like you're not like a race. Like if you're in a race, you finish second, you're all, you're elated. But I lost and they gave me the, you know, silver. So it's like silver's were. I think silver's worse than bronze.
Big Cat
Yeah, absolutely.
PFT Commenter
100. Yeah, you can. Because the last thing that you remember when you win the bronze is obviously winning.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's another good.
Marty Fish
You gotta win to get the bronze and you're elated.
Big Cat
Right.
Marty Fish
Like you got A medal.
Big Cat
Right.
Marty Fish
And I was devastated that I lost the gold. And I was just standing there, and they're playing the Chilean anthem, and I'm like, this is a beautiful song, but, like, this is the last thing I want to hear.
Big Cat
A guy that we don't even know.
Marty Fish
I lost to a Chilean guy that you've never heard of. And then. And then. I mean, he's a good player, but.
Big Cat
Yeah, and then.
Marty Fish
And then the guy that finished third was Chilean as well. So those two. Then when they do the. Because I was up two sets to one. I mean, this is. I was up two sets of one in the final and a break in the fourth set. So you don't know tennis version?
Big Cat
No, I do. I'm following a little bit. I got it.
Marty Fish
But. But I was up big, and I lost. I ended up losing. And then they're joining each other on the. On the. In the middle. On the. On the podium, belting out the Chilean answer.
PFT Commenter
Kind of looks like Texas, but it's not.
Marty Fish
It does.
Big Cat
Yeah. Wait, so what were you up in the fourth set?
Marty Fish
I was up three. One serving in the fourth, two sets to one. Three, one serving.
Big Cat
You. You blew it. Oh, I know.
Marty Fish
Actually, I actually sat down, like, in changeover at one point. Like, it. At, like, up a break in the fourth, like, legitimately going, like, holy, I think I'm gonna win the gold medal.
Big Cat
Oh, like that?
Marty Fish
Yeah. And he, like, it kind of flipped after that. Don't do that.
Big Cat
But, I mean, you're pretty sick at sports, so. I don't know everyone here in this entire Lake Tahoe. You're like the mayor. Everyone's like, I want to. You know Everyone. Yeah. You've won the tournament twice. You beat, like, think about. I know. Obviously, a gold medal. Olympics would be sick, but you come out to this tournament, and you beat, like, the biggest names in sports. That's got to feel awesome.
Marty Fish
Golf. But yeah, no, I mean, look, I played. This is my 12th year, and I'm a huge sports fan, so, like, all these guys, like, I've wanted to meet. Anyways, George Kittle last night was at the player meeting, and he just sat next to me, and I was like, hey, George, how you doing? I'm Marty. And, like, then they. They did something with my name. I just assumed he didn't know who I was. So then they did something with my. With the previous champion or whatever, and I had the trophy. He's like, oh, that's you. You know that? I was like, yes. George knows me.
Big Cat
Yes.
Marty Fish
So, yeah, I try I try and, like, meet everybody.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
PFT Commenter
Why do tennis players grunt so much?
Marty Fish
I mean, you gotta let out, like, the energy and emotion and energy. I don't know. Like, some people don't. Like, Roger Federer didn't. Didn't grunt at all until, like, late, late, late in a huge match was the only time he ever grunted. But then, like. Like there's WTA Tour. Like, there's a ton of grunting and they must, like. I think they practice it.
Big Cat
Like, WTA's the women's tour.
Marty Fish
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Monica, sell us.
Big Cat
Like, what? Yeah, yeah.
Marty Fish
Was, you know, one of the worst. Sharapova was loud when she got indoors as well. Like, just.
Big Cat
Would it bother you? Would it you up if someone was grunting like crazy?
Marty Fish
I mean, a lot of, like, you get like some South American guys who would grunt and they would. They would hit it and they'd go. They'd hit it and then they go. So it hit their rackets. Like, okay, now it's hitting their rackets. It right now. Like that. It was like, come on. Oh, you could say something. It usually end up saying something to him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
If you're losing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Obviously, worldclass tennis player.
Big Cat
You're.
PFT Commenter
You're very close to being a worldclass golfer.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
Like, how far away are you from being a pro?
Marty Fish
I mean, technically I am because I accept the prize money here.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Smart. Oh, that is. What is the prize?
Marty Fish
So is Charles Barkley.
PFT Commenter
Oh, okay.
Big Cat
What is the prize money?
Marty Fish
You win? 150 grand if you win a tournament.
Big Cat
Okay.
Marty Fish
That's real money?
Big Cat
Yeah, that's real money.
Marty Fish
Kids go to a really expensive school.
Big Cat
That's real money to win. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like a tour guy. Like, how close are you to the mid, like, median?
Marty Fish
I get. I would get maybe a shot and a half a side probably. So like three shots around.
Big Cat
Okay.
Marty Fish
I'm like that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
I think would be like a fair, you know, if I got to a side, I'd feel really. I'd feel pretty comfortable. Not against like, Scotty Scheffler by any means, but, like, if somebody could shoot mid 60s, then. Then I would have to shoot like high 60s or low 70s.
Big Cat
What's your best round?
Marty Fish
63. A bunch of 63s.
Big Cat
Damn.
Marty Fish
Never been. I shot 63 here.
Big Cat
Damn.
Marty Fish
And they say it's a course record here, but like, I don't know, we played like different tee boxes and stuff like that, so they said I shot 63 in 2020. It was the COVID year. And then I came off and they're like, course record. You beat Lee Trevino. It was a course record. I'm like, first of all, Lee Trevino right here.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Second of all, this got the tee boxes have got to be like, I'm not playing from the back tees. I mean, we got. The tee boxes are all over the place. Yeah, Some like, driving. You know, you can hit driver on 11. Hank knows.
Big Cat
Yeah, Hank does know.
Marty Fish
So. Yeah, the tee boxes are all over the place, too.
PFT Commenter
How close is Hank to being a professional?
Big Cat
Yeah. Break down Hank's game because you played. So Hank skipped a whole day of work?
Marty Fish
Yep.
Big Cat
Played all 18 with you and Jake Owen said he had the best day ever. While we were working, we're all like. These guys barely slept. No, there was. They're just sitting here being like, did you bring a kid? Did you bring a camera out with you?
Marty Fish
No, my phone.
PFT Commenter
It took a couple.
Big Cat
That would have been smart for an Internet company, but go ahead.
Marty Fish
I took. I took some video. So Hank comes up, says he's a 14. And immediately Jake is like, this is bullshit. This guy's a sandbagger. Because, like, the first couple shot, you know, you, like, ripped driver on two. I mean, he was good. He was like. I don't know, maybe a. Like, he'd be a really good traveling 14. Like, I want Hank and a member guest. Oh, so you get a lot of shots.
PFT Commenter
Is that a backhand compliment? Because I've gotten that a few times, too. Yeah, it's like. It's like. Yeah. So it's like we're saying, well, you're.
Marty Fish
Better than you look like better than you're saying you are.
Big Cat
Right? Likely. Right.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Marty Fish
Yeah. You're better than you're saying you are. Is a sandbagger. And I think. Yeah, I think Hank, like, I think he could easily. He's got a gorgeous golf swing. So, like, I think he could be a five handicap. No problem. You just gotta. You just gotta play. You just gotta let him play more.
Big Cat
Oh, I mean, yes. Thank you. I don't. I don't know if he physically could play more. There's not enough time in the day for him to play more.
Marty Fish
He's just gotta play more. You guys tape at night.
Big Cat
I mean, the day.
PFT Commenter
So break down the weaknesses. What are you.
Big Cat
The.
PFT Commenter
The weak points.
Marty Fish
We got. We hit a. We hit one shank on a chip.
Big Cat
Chipping?
Marty Fish
Yeah, like, kind of around the green. Like, he could get. Keep it in front of him. He gets it up around the greens. And then I feel like too he's gotten better. We talked about this. He's gotten better. He's in his game. He says. And so. And so he's making bogeys, and he's like, no, I'm totally fine with that and making bogeys. I'm like, no, no, dude, like, you. You can make pars. Like, we can, like. Like, let's make five pars and four bogeys, and let's not make any double bogeys. And so, yeah, he'd get to, like, number six, number seven, which is that par three that Steph hit a hole in one in two years ago, and he'd, like. He play first six holes, like, really good, and then get to number seven and, like, you know, hit. Pull one over there and then chip over here. Oh, no, that was.
Big Cat
That was the one. The back.
Marty Fish
That was the putt. He had one.
Big Cat
Okay.
Marty Fish
He had the greatest putt I've ever seen in my life on number seven.
Big Cat
Oh, man. We should have had on camera. Damn it. That would have been sick.
Marty Fish
He.
Big Cat
He.
Marty Fish
Okay, so he hit a pretty bad tee shot on seven, and then. And then hit a pretty bad chip it. Roll the pins in the front, and this green is like a hundred feet, and he. The pins in the front, and he's in the back, and he. He can. Like, if I was playing in the tournament, I'd chip it because he has to go over the corner of the bunker, basically. And so he doesn't chip it. He, like, just hits his putt. It's like a. It's like a putt, putt, putt, putt, like a mini mini golf putt. And he just goes right through basically the. The fringe, the rough, and then the fringe again, and then rolls all the way down, takes the break and goes, like, two feet or, like, less than a. Less than two feet from the hole.
Big Cat
Gimme grade four. Great. Leg four.
Marty Fish
On to the next.
Big Cat
Our plan is working perfectly, because if people didn't hate Hank enough for golfing, they're gonna hate him even more that we're just recapping his round. Yeah. This is awesome. I love this. This is what I do every time I him up again. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Can I give you another strength of Hank's game?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You probably saw this once or twice when he hits a shot, and then after he makes the contact, like, he. He'll try to hit a draw, but he doesn't really know how to hit a draw. And then after he hits it, then he'll start, like, twisting his club to the side, like he's willing it, like, in the old Tiger woods game. You could put spin on it in.
Marty Fish
Midair, turn his body like. Yeah. After the fact.
PFT Commenter
He's very good at that.
Big Cat
I, I, I got a dumb question for you, Marty, because watching you around here, you are the mayor of this whole tournament is having like an incredible golf game when you're not a pro, like one of the greatest, like, get you into places thing. Because I feel like everyone wants to play with you, you know, everyone, everyone respects the hell out of you. And it's a lot because your golf game is so good. Right.
Marty Fish
I think that what it's helped me in this tournament, like, at least meet a lot of people because I don't feel like everybody knows me here and I, you know, and I've. 15 years ago I retired, you know, 10 years ago. I retired exactly 10 years ago in September. So I feel like everyone kind of looks at the top of the leaderboard usually, or like who's winning or who's around there or whatever. So then I can like go and say hello and I'm pretty friendly so I'll like, I'm not afraid to like, go say hi to somebody.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
And like them tell me to off or like, I don't know you or who is. I can feel that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
But then most, most everybody, and that's the fun part about this place is most everybody's super friendly. It's a pretty humbling place like that. The player meeting last night, like, Steph is there, Aaron Rodgers is there. The guys that like Justin Gaethje's there, like guys that like, are the top of the top and like, you're just sort of sitting in there too. And it's cool.
Big Cat
You're the top of all of them.
Marty Fish
It's really cool.
Big Cat
That's. Well, in golf, though, that's something.
PFT Commenter
But it's something. They all want to be the best.
Big Cat
Yeah, they want to.
Marty Fish
Those guys do. For sure.
Big Cat
Yeah. They want your golf.
Marty Fish
I could probably sell my game.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Marty Fish
A lot of money.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
If you could do that. I would do that.
Big Cat
If, if you had picked golf instead of tennis, would you have been a professional golfer? Because you were playing tennis when you were two, right?
Marty Fish
Yeah, I was playing, I played golf and tennis and baseball at a pretty high level in like junior whatever. I stopped baseball at 13, I stopped golf at 14, so I played like junior golf and junior tennis, like, kind of trying to figure out which one or whatever which one I liked more.
Big Cat
And I like, be the whitest guy ever.
Marty Fish
The other.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
The country club.
Big Cat
Bo Jackson, country that's great.
Marty Fish
And so they're like. So. Yeah, so they. So they're trying to. I'm trying to figure out which one. My father is a tennis teacher. He teaches at a club in Vero Beach, Florida, and he pushed me towards tennis. He's been going to the US Open before I was born as a fan.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
So I showed, like, a little bit of promise in tennis, and it was like that was it all tennis.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Marty Fish
And I. So I played, like junior golf. I was a good junior, you know, junior player and whatever. I think I could have figured it out, but tennis was the one.
PFT Commenter
I think it also helps that you've got a cool name.
Marty Fish
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Marty Fish.
Marty Fish
Like already Simpson Fish. I didn't deal with that my entire life.
PFT Commenter
It could have been that. That's a great name for a country singer.
Marty Fish
Marty.
PFT Commenter
Marty Fish.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's with a D, too. Yeah.
Marty Fish
Marty with a D. Yeah.
Big Cat
That's cool. Yeah. All right. So this week you're gonna. You. Are you gonna win? Can you win for us? So that when people watch and you.
Marty Fish
Guys bet on it.
Big Cat
No. Well, I mean, we. I should.
PFT Commenter
I will.
Big Cat
Yeah. I will. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Are you sponsored?
Marty Fish
Sponsored by.
PFT Commenter
Would you like to be sponsored by Part of my take.
Marty Fish
Love to be sponsored by parting.
PFT Commenter
I have a part of my take.
Big Cat
Hat. Yeah. You want to wear that hat?
Marty Fish
Love that hat.
Big Cat
Yeah. Wear that hat.
Marty Fish
Yeah. Here, I'll trade you.
PFT Commenter
Game worn.
Big Cat
Okay.
Marty Fish
Trade you hats.
Big Cat
There it is. All right. So you're gonna be wearing that hat when we watch on.
Marty Fish
Well, I gotta. Well, I'll ask the guys if I can wear that.
Big Cat
No, you can wear that.
Marty Fish
They pay, you know, they.
PFT Commenter
They paid you. Okay. I don't take money out of your pocket.
Marty Fish
No, no, that. Oh, definitely.
Big Cat
There we go. Yeah, There it is. Could Hank ever play in this tournament? Could you get him in this tournament? It would be very fun.
Marty Fish
Get in this tournament.
Big Cat
What about me? What if I get good?
Marty Fish
I can get a lot of people in this tournament.
Big Cat
Hank. No. Okay.
Marty Fish
Tough one, Zach.
Big Cat
What about Zach?
Marty Fish
I could get Zach. Zach's the nicest dude ever. Actually, no, I don't want to play.
Big Cat
Do you think pft and I will ever play in this tournament? I have. I'd have to get so much. So much better.
Marty Fish
Yeah, you guys should 100 play in this tournament. Yeah, you guys should just have this. Do the three. Just do a threesome.
Big Cat
I. That would be hilarious. If they allow it. Be like they can't win it, but they're just gonna do a three man scramble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like your best. See what it is. This is part of my take. Score. They can't technically win it, but we're just gonna put it up on the leaderboard. It'd be good for tv.
PFT Commenter
I think that's the only way we keep up with the pace of play.
Big Cat
It would be very funny.
Marty Fish
I think we could actually figure that.
Big Cat
Throw that out to him.
Marty Fish
I will.
Big Cat
Because us. Because the other part of that is, like, we would just fight the entire time. Yeah. Like, when we do scrambles together, it's just a. It's a fight on whose ball is better?
Marty Fish
And, like, is there, like, another podcast that you guys can play?
PFT Commenter
Call her Daddy.
Big Cat
All our. All the golf podcasts are significantly better than us.
Marty Fish
Yeah. Maybe not them.
PFT Commenter
Like, yeah, we can find one cometown.
Big Cat
No free unite.
Marty Fish
But, like, no free ads on anyone. But, like, like, like the Levitar guys. Can we just.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'd play them.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we'd smoke them. Smoke them.
Big Cat
Rosillo by himself.
Marty Fish
I brought Rosillo out a couple weeks ago to Bel Air Country Club, and I didn't know he was that bad at golf.
PFT Commenter
How bad are we talking? He's too strong.
Big Cat
He is too strong.
Marty Fish
His stomach's too big.
Big Cat
He's too strong things.
Marty Fish
Stomach is too big to get around the club.
Big Cat
Oh, no, he's got.
Marty Fish
He's got a great golf ball. He's got too much muscle. He's got a great golf body otherwise.
Big Cat
Okay. Great golf body besides the whole body.
Marty Fish
All the muscle. If you take away a lot, like, three, four of the muscle.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Perfect golf body. He's shaped like a pear.
Big Cat
Yeah. His entire build.
Marty Fish
Anyways, I brought him out, and I was like, you know, Rosillo, we actually talked about you guys. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, he was like a. I didn't know he was like, a 20 handicap.
Big Cat
Yeah. I don't think he golfs a lot.
Marty Fish
No.
Big Cat
Well, yeah, he's locked into tape.
Marty Fish
I think he hits balls a lot. He might goes out to the. You know, the local muni and hits balls.
Big Cat
Yeah. I had. I had one last question. Were you the first person, athlete, professional athlete, to talk about mental health? Because that's kind of cool. And I'm not saying it's like a brag, but, like, we've gotten to a place now in sports where we actually, as fans, like, realize, oh, these are human beings, where I think 15 years ago, that just didn't exist.
Marty Fish
I mean, I. It took me three years to actually talk about it, like, you know, out openly, outwardly, to non. You know, close friends. And family. I mean, I know that Michael Phelps talked about it early. It seemed like my Netflix doc came out at a perfect time where they actually waited because Covid happened and they waited a year to start those untold series on Netflix.
Big Cat
And.
Marty Fish
And it came out like a year after, you know, everyone's locked up and all that. And like, I'm sure, I mean, that was a hard time for a lot of people, mentally, mental health wise. And so, yeah, that was. It was a. It felt like I was doing. Doing good by sharing my story, educating people on what it. What it is and how it. What it looks like or how it feels.
Big Cat
And then.
Marty Fish
Yeah, and then giving people a success story to go, okay, there's someone who, like, I may or may not have heard of them, or it's an easy Google search, but, like, he used to play tennis and was kind of in the fire and got taken away by mental health by severe anxiety disorder and. And then was able to go back and play again, like in the same place that he couldn't play before for three years later. And like, I wanted to share that success story. And a lot of guys now are coming out. I mean, I look back, that was 2012. I look back, I didn't play at. In 2013 at all. And I didn't play the US Open and. And put out like a press release or something. It was probably on Twitter, but like, something like that where it was like, I'm not playing, can't play, knees still bothering me, and had nothing to do with my knee.
Big Cat
Right.
Marty Fish
So it was still. I still wasn't comfortable saying that. People are more comfortable now. It helps that guys like Max Crosby and guys like Tyson Fury and, you know, these are like, I mean, to call them soft or to call that, you know, not tough to, you know, suck it up.
Big Cat
You.
Marty Fish
You know, you're soft, whatever. To tell those guys that. I mean, they're the opposite of that, obviously. And so, you know, having. Having those guys and then. And then, you know, seeing Simone Biles and seeing Naomi Osaka, guys like, like, you know, ladies like that come out and, you know, the top of the top of their sport is. Is. Is nice to see them being. Being able to do that. I don't know if I had any impact on that. If I did awesome, if I didn't, great too, because they're. They're still talking about it.
Big Cat
Yeah, you would have beaten Frederick, too. 100. Yeah.
Marty Fish
You just gotta say I lost him the week before that and I was like, super close too. So. Yeah, I definitely Wouldn't have beat him had I taken the court in that moment.
Big Cat
But yeah, yeah, I was in Bad Cedar Goat.
Marty Fish
No, Novak is.
Big Cat
Yes, good answer.
Marty Fish
Novak is just. Because it's like Roger. Roger won one French. He's the best grass court player ever. But then he won one French Open. Novak has won a few French, and, like, I mean, he's won, I think, 12 Australian Opens. I mean, just incredible. And I played all. I played the three of them a bunch. And I never beat Novak. I just, like, he was. Everything came back. Everything came back, and everything came back with interest and everything came back deep in the corners and like, just never gave you anything. Had to earn everything. And Roger and Rafa were like, you could.
Big Cat
You could.
Marty Fish
Roger would dump some balls and like, he'd try some shots that normal people wouldn't try. Even professional. Normal professionals wouldn't try. But. And then Rafa was like, Roger's the most talented player ever. Like, he's the, like, the most talent laden person in a. I mean, maybe in, like, any sport. Michael Phelps is like, have you guys seen Phelpsy in person? He's a human dolphin. Yeah, he's a human dolphin.
PFT Commenter
Don't forget about Joey Chestnut, though.
Marty Fish
Yeah, yeah, that's big. Yeah, we just saw him.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Michael Phelps is a human dolphin. Like, his torso is. His entire body. Like, it's insane.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
So, yeah, these. Roger was, like, born to play tennis. He's built to play tennis.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I have one last dumb question I never understood about tennis. When you guys just, like, give up on sets. What. What's the point? They give up on a set. What's the number? Like, where It'll be like 4:1, and they'll be like, I'm just not gonna try anymore. Well, you got.
Marty Fish
It's got to be a 3 out of 5 set match, or you got to be. Or it's got to be super hot. Or you're playing somebody who's way better.
Big Cat
Because you'll see, like, Joker will sometimes, like, he'll win a match and he. He lost the second set six to one. And you're like, what happened for. For.
Marty Fish
For Novak? He's an inch. I mean, tennis is super mental. Like, it's in, like, it really leave the locker room, you're all by yourself. Go figure it out in front of 15, 000 people. Like, just. And. And people watch, whatever. Like, just figure it out. And. And so you don't have anyone to bounce things off. You don't have a caddy you can call timeout. You don't have a. You know, you can't sub somebody in for you. So it's like, holy, those guys. Yeah. Like, when you get to a point where it's double break, and maybe you're playing like, so two break, like, you've lost your serve twice in the set, and you're playing somebody that's way better than or better than you, and you need, like, it's all conserving energy, right? But like, Novak, honestly, I feel like he needs the.
Big Cat
He.
Marty Fish
He's so much better than these guys that, like, he. He'll go second set, second round match in a Grand Slam, and He'll lose the second set, 6 1, like he said. And it's like, where did that come from?
Big Cat
He.
Marty Fish
I honestly thought. I think he does it to, like, fire, like, to like, to put himself in uncomfortable situations, right? Like, he legitimately does. Like, he needs to, like, go at his. His player box and, like, you know, get feisty on the court. And if he's not, he's not his. His himself. I think that's why people don't love watching him play or don't love him watching him play as much as the dollar Federer, because there's such a classy classic like Roger, such a classic, classy player. Rafa's like, you know, that brute, like, kind of strength and like, in your face, bull. But he's a sweetheart of a guy. And like, Novak is also very nice, but you don't. He does. Personality doesn't come out because he's like. Sometimes he looks like a dick on the court because he's, like, going at his player box or yelling at someone or, you know, talking to the umpire or whatever. But he's, like, putting himself in these, like, weird situations to, like, fire himself up.
PFT Commenter
I guess it's the thing, too, because if you try to conserve energy, you're also conserving your opponent's energy because you're not working hard. So it's like, we're both getting a break here.
Marty Fish
You're just. And sometimes, I mean, you can get into, you know, there's. In the summer after Wimbledon, what's going on right now? There's a bunch of tournaments in the states. It's Washington D.C. it's Cincinnati, it's obviously New York and U.S. open, like, in the dead of summer. You know, there was a tournament, Atlanta, dead of summer. I mean, it's 100, 110 degrees and. And 150 on the court, right? Like, it's like, incredibly hot. And so sometimes your body, like, just doesn't respond. And there's. And you can't call. It's like I can't sub somebody in because I didn't sleep well the night.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Oh, Wimbledon is this weekend, right? The finals.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So who won?
Marty Fish
They're.
Big Cat
No, we're running this tomorrow. Yeah, I know, but who's gonna win?
PFT Commenter
Who will win?
Marty Fish
I think. I think Novak wins this.
Big Cat
Yes. Okay.
Marty Fish
I really do. I think this is. I think this is the last thing he gets to 25 majors and I think he's the last one he wins. I don't think he can win like a hardcore. He cannot. He can't win the French. And then he's. I don't think, like, with Sinner and Alcarazz, I mean, it can happen, but, like, I don't think he can win a slam outside of Wimbledon anymore. He's amazing.
Big Cat
Grass corps.
PFT Commenter
Did you ever see the battle of the surfaces? I'd forgotten about it and people tweeted at me. It was Federer against Nadal and they made the court half grass, half clay.
Marty Fish
I remember that. Didn't they play. Didn't Roger and Andre play on, like the top of a helipad?
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. In like.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
That was.
Marty Fish
I don't know who won that one, though.
Big Cat
All right, well, Marty, you're the man. Thank you for listening and also, we're going to be rooting hard for you.
Marty Fish
Thanks for having me on.
Big Cat
Yeah. Very special guest.
Marty Fish
Yeah. Big fan.
Big Cat
Yeah.
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Big Cat
Okay, let's wrap up the show. We got Fyre fest of the week. Hank. Chill week. Fyre fest of the week. Yeah, I mean, it's tough to have a fire fest on Chill Week. I do have one, but it's. You do? Yeah. You didn't get to play more golf with Marty Fish. I. I already miss Marty. Yeah. He's. He's a great golfer. Great guy. Great. Better. Better person than golfer. It's tough. It's a toss up a yes. Okay. Okay.
PFT Commenter
That's kind of disrespectful to his golf game.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, he's a great golfer, but he's just an even better dude. Yeah. Now, my firefest of the week, which. It's one of those things where it's. It sounds crazy to say I'm. I'm not that upset about the fact that I lost $8,000 PFT in a long drive contest because. Is that video out? It's out. Came out today. Okay. I love it. Came out Thursday. Go watch it. Long drive contest, pft. Basically, after the dunk thing ended, the day of was like, all right, let's do a long drive contest. Thousand dollars a yard. And I shook his hand. Really? Without processing what the bet was.
PFT Commenter
Are you calling me predatory?
Big Cat
No, it was just one of. I shook your hand. I. I agree.
PFT Commenter
I would just say, Hank, you take advantage of no guy like me. I'm always thinking of content. I was thinking about producing. Producing videos, content for the show. And so I'm thinking to myself, okay, what's next up? Now that Hank failed to dunk? Let's get another challenge for Hank.
Big Cat
Yeah. So. So for the last, you know, six months or whatever, it's been kind of like we're, you know, back of my head, like, I'm like, PFD can hit it at the time, probably 60 yards, 70 yards, easily further than me. So I was looking at a big. A big check. He hurt his back. Honestly, I thought I was gonna win because his back was so injured and he wasn't able to, you know, fully unload on. On a drive.
PFT Commenter
My torque was compromised.
Big Cat
I ended up only losing by eight yards. $8,000, which, again, like, it sounds crazy because it is a lot of money, but I'm. I'm, like, pretty happy with that. Can I. Can I offer you something? And then I found out I own another thousand, which I don't. I. I. We. I don't. I don't know that well.
PFT Commenter
I'm not making you pay the other thousand. I went back through. Through my. Through my Zell history, and I found that in 2022, I had.
Big Cat
Well, you found all. You have never accepted a Zell.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I didn't know that I had to accept them. And So I go back, and all the payments that I've gotten there are from people who are paying me like 50 bucks, 100 bucks, whatever. And then back in 2022, I see an outstanding payment from Hank Lockwood. And we were trying to figure out where it was from. We think it was at the final four in New Orleans at the casino. I think I gave you thousand bucks to gamble with that night. But I'm such a nice guy that I'm going to. I'm going to waive that debt. And then I'm not going to make you pay me the 8,000 cash for the drive. I'm going to make you work it off, maybe via series of parlays.
Big Cat
Ooh, I also have a deal for you, if you like. So you owe him 8,000. I'm willing to match and double. You owe. Pft. 8,000. Yeah. Right. Is that right? Yeah, I'm willing to match and double. So that's 16,000. So you would get your debt cleared and you would make $8,000. And all you have to do is a one hour comedy special that we put out on the part of my take, YouTube, and it has to have a million views. No, thanks. Okay. All right, well, hey, listen, I was just thinking about content.
PFT Commenter
I'm always willing to figure out ways to negotiate this. Hank. How about getting a cat?
Marty Fish
Ooh.
Big Cat
How about a soul patch? No. How about dunking? I'll tell you what. How about abs? Abs are coming. I mean, I. I had abs at one point. Maybe not after the last two or three weeks. Listen, the. The Boston to Chicago to Boston, pebble to Tahoe. I'm burned out. Yeah. That's a lot. That's so much.
PFT Commenter
Sounds hard.
Big Cat
I'm burnt out. No traveling for like two weeks for me. Tell you sound like Mincy.
PFT Commenter
Hank, I can. I can waive that debt as well. And I'll pay you. I'll pay you $8,000 if Max gets a soul patch.
Big Cat
Wait, I'll give you 500. Why wouldn't you do that? Deal, Max. Yeah, I'll give you. I'll give you 500. Split it with him. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Get 4,000 bucks.
Big Cat
100. I will happily decline that. $4,000 for a soul patch? No, thank you.
PFT Commenter
Zach, what are your thoughts on the soul patch?
Big Cat
I think $4,000 soul patch. You got to take soul patch. All right, if we're offering money around Zach, what about 10k? You want 10k? Cash? What do you need me to do for that? Just a little sex tape. I want to see how much you're not an intercourse guy.
PFT Commenter
He's more of an outer court.
Big Cat
Nobody's watching that weak stroke game. That's not gonna. Okay. All right. That's fine. Offers there, though, if you ever get a jam. I appreciate that, Hank.
PFT Commenter
Honestly, like, you improved a lot as most improved driver award.
Big Cat
Thank you.
PFT Commenter
The mid, the middle.
Big Cat
You were close, dude. I mean, you also had, like, people should watch the video, but Hank had, I think, four really good drives. Pft. Just hit one bomb. He hit one low, low. Like, hit a perfect drive. But I'm not. I'm happy with my effort. Just the result wasn't what we wanted.
PFT Commenter
You'll get there, Hank.
Big Cat
You'll get there. You'll get there. And you. Maybe you'll get the trackman working. Yeah, as the golf guy. I will get the trackman working. That's a. Promise me. I. To be grinding next week. We're back to the grind, and it's.
PFT Commenter
Good to have my relationship with Hank back. Not as competitors, but as what, CEO?
Big Cat
Yeah. The field came out. I think it's. I think it's a gettable field. When is. Yeah, the field for the Internet Invitational.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I'm excited about it. I was looking at the lineup.
Big Cat
It's edible. There's no one on there that I think can be you.
PFT Commenter
I'm feeling good about my game. Rick Shields. Bring it on.
Big Cat
When is our other Chill week videos coming out? In the next couple weeks. Okay. Because we got two more videos that are great. One is the Usain Bolt versus Joey Chestnut challenge, which was great. And the other one, maybe the end of me and Hank's friendship. For a brief moment, we. Our friendship was over. Had like, three olds. Yeah. Yeah. I think. I think the exact words were, I'm. I'm pretty much done with you is what Hank told me.
Marty Fish
There was no pretty much. It was.
Big Cat
It was just, I'm done. It was I'm done with you after this or something, because I'm for real done with you.
Marty Fish
This isn't a joke anymore.
Big Cat
Like, it's not. Like, when this video is over, we're gonna be fine. Yeah, I'm done for. I think I'm done forever. Was. Was the words that came out of it. Oh, it was a great time. Very chill. It was very chill. All right. Pft. You got your fyre fest.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, my fyre fest of the week is fyre fest. Oh, I think it might be my fyre fest.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Billy McFarland from Fyre Fest hit me up two days ago as he does. We've got A little texting relationship. Don't really hang out that much, but one day we'll start to chill. He hit me up a couple days ago. He said, hey, pft. Just want to let you know I am selling the Fyre Festival ip.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
If you're interested in purchase. So I got the link right here. You can own the Fyre Festival. You can own the brand, the trademark, the ip, the social media assets and more. It's for sale on ebay right now. You know how much it is?
Big Cat
Okay. Sale on ebay. So is it. Is it a. Is there a minimum?
PFT Commenter
Well, no, it's. It's a. It's an auction.
Big Cat
Is there a buy it now?
PFT Commenter
There's no buy it now.
Big Cat
Is there any bids on it?
PFT Commenter
There have been 114 bits.
Big Cat
Oh, I think it probably is. I was gonna say 10,000.
PFT Commenter
Okay, maybe I won't buy this anymore.
Big Cat
Okay. What is it?
PFT Commenter
It's $205,000 right now.
Big Cat
200,000?
PFT Commenter
You gotta. You gotta stop spilling this coffee.
Big Cat
What are you doing?
PFT Commenter
Dude, you've spilled the coffee twice in the last minute.
Big Cat
We're good. By the way, still one more day in Amazon prime for still blue coffee. Wait, $205,000.
PFT Commenter
$205,000 for Fire Fest.
Big Cat
That's a lot of money.
PFT Commenter
Do you think that's a good investment?
Big Cat
No. $205? Yeah. $2,500 maybe.
PFT Commenter
I mean, the. The brand equity alone in the documentaries that have been made about firefight. What if.
Big Cat
What? How are you going to make $205,000 back if you own Fire Fest?
PFT Commenter
I'm gonna do Fire Fest.
Big Cat
Why can't we just do Fire Fest? Yeah, we could just do it ourselves, but then do it F I R E and we light each other on fire now.
PFT Commenter
Okay, we already did the damn.
Big Cat
Hold on a second. What if we just have a actual fire fest and we're just like flamethrowers?
PFT Commenter
Talk about Burning Man.
Big Cat
Yeah, but, but, but like fun Burning Man. Not like weirdo Burning Man. I'm talking about like basically just a fire fest where it's us as 12 year olds. When you first realize that you can light a match and you're like, this is awesome. Pyro fest.
PFT Commenter
Pyro Pyre fest.
Big Cat
Yeah. Fireworks. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Okay, so the fact that you guys thought it would be like $5,000 or.
Big Cat
Less, what are you getting? Nothing. Yo, you get.
PFT Commenter
I just said you get the iconic brand.
Big Cat
Yeah. I have a question. What do you mean you get it?
PFT Commenter
You get the.
Big Cat
I.
PFT Commenter
You own Fire Fest.
Big Cat
You own the ip.
Marty Fish
If someone owns the ip. If someone purchases the IP of Fire Fest, can that person sue us for this segment?
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
No, definitely not.
Big Cat
No match. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Also. Okay. They sue us and we just say. Okay, we'll just. We'll just end every Friday show with. What was the worst thing that happened this week to you? New segment. Damn. Got us.
PFT Commenter
I'm. I'm considering it very strongly, but I'm less so now that you guys thought that the value would be.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So much less than what they're asking.
Big Cat
Yeah. That seems like that when you play Whose line is okay. Wait for that. It's. It's. The market is way off.
PFT Commenter
All right, so now I'm thinking about it from a bigger picture. I would be spending $200,000 on a name for a festival that has not happened twice.
Big Cat
Yes. And you might, like, pick up the existing lawsuits. Like, if I know Billy. Yeah, that's true.
PFT Commenter
I would fire Billy.
Big Cat
Day one. Be getting sued.
PFT Commenter
Act one, Day one. Billy, you're fired.
Big Cat
Also you now. Yeah. Here's some active lawsuits. Lawsuits that. Yeah. Which actually would be a genius move by him.
PFT Commenter
It would be a great move. It's all to this guy right now. Yeah. Maybe I get my dick sucked, though, for a case of water.
Big Cat
Case of water. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We give him some body armor. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Well, I'm considering it less so. But still, it's rolling around in there.
Big Cat
Okay. All right. My Fire Fest. I got two. The first one. We're out here. Chill week, Tahoe. Awesome. Thank you to the American Century Classic or American Century Championship. Yep, Championship. Awesome event. Shout out Steve. For. For hooking it up for us. We love coming here. Hopefully you can come here every year. But it's. It's a great event. And part of the event is, like, there's a lot of really cool athletes, stars, you know, just hanging out, doing the driving range, getting on the golf course. And I happened to run into an old nemesis of mine who's. Now, I would say we're on good terms, but one Aaron Rodgers, and I said to him, do you just not respond to texts anymore? Because I had. I think I was at about six blue bubbles with him. And I want to say this time it was not me, like, asking him to come on the show. I was maybe asking for an update of whether he was going to sign with the Steelers.
PFT Commenter
Can I give you Jersey Jerry's number?
Big Cat
Yeah, there was a Jersey Jerry text in there. So it wasn't me, like, asking for anything, but he had not responded for months. And months. Months. So I went up to him, I was like, would you just not respond to texts anymore? He said, yeah, I changed my number. I was like, oh, okay. Well, that explains that I will never have Aaron Rogers new number. And then our friend Marty Fish, who Hank played golf with, was standing next to Aaron and he was like, big cat, I'll give you Aaron's new number. I was like, oh, great. So I'm back. He sent me the new number. I went to text Aaron being like, got your new number. And it was just the same number. And he was just. He basically was just trying to end the conversation with me by saying he does has a new number, but he's seen every time.
PFT Commenter
That's a classic move.
Big Cat
Yeah. I felt like such a fool.
PFT Commenter
So the fact that, that it's.
Big Cat
You type the number and then. Yeah, all my texts were right there and I was like, God damn it.
PFT Commenter
The fact that it's blue bubbles is that that means he doesn't have you muted though, right?
Big Cat
I don't know.
PFT Commenter
Or hasn't blocked you?
Big Cat
I. No, he might have. I don't know.
PFT Commenter
When you told me that he changed his number, the first thing I did, I was like, well, I'm going to send his old number to Jersey Jerry because now it's the old number. So now Jersey Jerry has Aaron Rodgers real number. But that's Aaron Rodgers fault.
Big Cat
That's his fault for telling me.
PFT Commenter
For telling you a lie.
Big Cat
But I, I did. I. I have to tip my cap. That's a hilarious move to just tell someone you changed number and like, yeah, just let them walk off.
PFT Commenter
It's a good move.
Big Cat
Yeah. So good move by him. And then the other fire fest is just time zones. The I, I hate Pacific time zone. It sucks. Everything's just two nights in a row I've just pulled. What? You love it. I don't hate it. Okay. I've pulled up like, we have long days and like, I'll pull up the Cubs game being like, I'm going to watch the Cubs game in my hotel room. And they're just like, like, oh, they're down eight nothing. It's eighth inning. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You get the notifications that games are starting here at like 2pm yeah. It's like, wait, we're playing another day game today? What's going on?
Big Cat
The Mets and Orioles are playing right now. It's 9:00am that's crazy. Yeah. It makes no sense. So I'm not a fan of the Pacific time zone. Everyone always says it's the best time zone. For sports. I couldn't disagree more. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't like the idea of waking up and having breakfast while football is coming off.
Big Cat
And I've said it before, but you like. So it's the. They always might be the number one conversation we've had on this show. Yeah. Well, on the Internet has it. They, they always say, oh, well, 9am or whatever, 10am NFL Sunday. It's like, all right, and then what do you do at 8pm on Sunday night? There's no more football.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Football is not a breakfast sport. Tennis is a breakfast.
Big Cat
Correct. Golf can be a breakfast sport. Football championship coming up.
PFT Commenter
Football is a beer sport.
Big Cat
Yeah. Soccer is a morning sport.
PFT Commenter
Soccer could be either way.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Mostly morning.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Soccer's a hungover sport sport.
Big Cat
Yeah. Football. You need to. You need to have your wits about you.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
So. All right, Zach, My firefist of the week we did travel this week is personally packing. So I've got right now I probably have like 11 pairs of underwear, four phone chargers and two pairs of headphones, but I've got two pairs of shorts. Didn't bring toothpaste. Had to acquire that late in the game. Also, no shaving cream. So I'm way. Somehow ended up way your shape. You're shaving with shaving cream. Is it should do I hop somewhere else? I didn't know you shaved. You have a full beard.
PFT Commenter
Straight line.
Big Cat
I just trim it up a little bit.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
You do it every day? No, just whenever it's like disheveled. Okay. But somehow I ended up really tech heavy in my backpack and no clothes. So wait, you just have no clothes? I have two pairs of shorts, insane amount of boxers, but way too many chargers. I can't wear two pairs of headphones. Like it's. It's not good. Yeah. At all. That is not good.
PFT Commenter
What about socks?
Big Cat
Socks? I do have quite a couple pairs of socks, but I didn't match them correctly before leaving. So like they're two different styles of socks. So like we got like high arch support on the right and then no arch support on the left. Oh no. This one starts moving around. It's not good.
PFT Commenter
I've never packed the appropriate amount of socks. I always pack like two pairs on a five day trip. Or I'll pack like 12 pairs on a three day trip. Never the right amount.
Big Cat
Do you have bad arch support? I don't have any arches. But the bands, the bands for the arch support. We. We either got to be tight on both sides or not at all. Oh, you're super weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all. You're all up a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Who's the person you were like, that's cool that he's here. Like celebrity where you're the most starstruck. I did hear murmurs of Bigger Mayfield being here.
Marty Fish
Just.
Big Cat
I saw him this morning. How was that? Great. Really? Yeah. How was his energy? Great. You could, like, kind of feel around, like, fantastic energy. Yeah, it's awesome. That's so cool. Fantastic. I love that for you. You. Yeah. I wish you had been there. That would have been. Yeah. We'll try to figure out a way for you to meet him.
PFT Commenter
What would you say you want to practice? Do practice. Hankins. Baker Mayfield. Do a practice interview.
Big Cat
Yo, what's up, big cat? What's up? Pft. What's up? Hey, Baker. What's going. Hello, Baker. I'm Zach. Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm good. About to go hit some balls. That's awesome. How's your golf game doing today? Oh, not great. Not. You know, we're just gonna try and hit him straight. Have a good time, you know. You get into anything fun for the off season? Just. Just training, you know. That's it. Anything else? Any kind of, like, whimsical, fun stuff? No, no. There. All ball. I love that little ball. Yeah. A little golf. Awesome. Take the boat out.
Marty Fish
Sweet.
Big Cat
Oh, you're a boat guy. Huge boat guy. Swim guy. Yeah, I swim, too.
PFT Commenter
Sick.
Big Cat
How about you? Yeah, we. We get the boat sometime. No, no, no, no, no. I just asked if you were a boat guy. Oh. But I dabble. Yeah. Nice. It's great to meet you. Bigger.
Rob McElhenney
Shout out to you.
Big Cat
You too. What's your name? You're kind of man. Zane. What was that? What's your. Oh, Zach. Nice to meet you, Baker. Yeah. You're busy. I get it. 100. All right. I appreciate meeting you, man. I'm kiss on that interview, by the way. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm sorry about that. Yeah. Baker. I gotta go. He's kind of a weird guy, but we love him.
PFT Commenter
That was a good interview.
Big Cat
That was good. Fair. I also like dropping a whimsical.
PFT Commenter
Onto his boat.
Big Cat
Oh, I thought he opened up with a boat. He said, I have a boat, and he said we could boat sometime. Misread. Yeah, that was a misread. Thank you for. That's why we practice, right? Get the training camp. I won't do any of that if we meet him. Yeah, sure.
PFT Commenter
I love to be your best friend.
Big Cat
No, if you. If we. If we Somehow meet him. You have to drop a whimsical. Put a whimsical in. Yeah. You have to. Okay. All right. I can do that for you. All right, perfect. Love that. Good job, Zach. Great job.
PFT Commenter
Zach's done great this week, by the way.
Big Cat
Yes, he is. He's. He's Julian Edelman, our guy. Jules said he's rookie of the year.
PFT Commenter
Rookie of the year. How about that?
Big Cat
Yeah, that was a lot. I'm not sure. I don't know how to respond to rookie of the year. That was very kind of him to say. I didn't see that coming. He's a man. Okay, nice, nice.
Rob McElhenney
Shout out to him.
Big Cat
Shout out to him. Okay. Good show, boys. Great week. Do we have any other fire fests? Any, like, anything onion related?
PFT Commenter
Anything else happened?
Big Cat
Leaving dinner?
PFT Commenter
Fire fest, storming out.
Big Cat
Eddie's storming out. Moments that happen. Fyre fest? No. No one. Max memes. Shane, Anything?
Marty Fish
Well, at one point, we went to.
Big Cat
Dinner last night, and I didn't want.
Marty Fish
Onions on my tuna melt, so I got upset.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Marty Fish
And then Pug asked me if I.
Big Cat
Sleep with an onion.
Marty Fish
That really, really set me off. So I stormed out of dinner and went home.
Big Cat
Oh, wait, no, that wasn't me. That was Shane. Shane. Shane Whit. You stormed out of dinner. You stormed.
PFT Commenter
The definition, it went from I thought.
Big Cat
You were gonna punch to then you just.
PFT Commenter
I didn't hear the Pug question. By the way they talked to me afterwards. I did not hear the Pug.
Big Cat
Oh, we thought you left because of Pug.
PFT Commenter
No, because roasted your ass.
Big Cat
Yeah, I thought you were gonna hit Pug. No, we were talking. We were talking about how Big Ed sleeps with a pillow or. Most of these guys sleep with a pillow under their legs.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Said something, and Pug was like, do you sleep with an onion? Yeah. It also made no sense. No, it was not. It made no sense. Pug was just feeling it. He was tapping in like a madman last night. Follow him on tapping. But, Shane, you. You. You stormed out at dinner. I could feel like an AV1 gang.
PFT Commenter
Bang about to happen.
Big Cat
It was so you. Shane does. Shane has some particular things that he likes and doesn't like when it comes to food. He did get lied to. When we went to this place and asked if the tuna salad had onions, the guy said no. And then the first thing that you saw was an onion. That set it off on a bad foot. But when you didn't set it up.
PFT Commenter
What the set off was?
Big Cat
We were in line and it was. Tuna salad was on the Menu. And I. I just asked the guy, is there onions in the tuna salad? And you would have thought I pulled.
PFT Commenter
Out a pistol and shot this man.
Big Cat
Everyone was so surprised that I asked that.
PFT Commenter
Like, what was his reaction?
Big Cat
Who was. Who was giving. He said, no, there's no onions. Who's giving you the. Every.
Marty Fish
Everybody.
Big Cat
They call me. No.
Marty Fish
I think the word pussy was implied.
Big Cat
I don't think it was said. Yeah, I Pretty sure. I'm pretty sure memes call me a pussy. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Right next to me.
Big Cat
He might have called you a pussy.
PFT Commenter
Oh, child, child.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. But, like, it's not an uncommon thing. Like, every time we order. You don't like onions. Yeah, I don't like onions. But you like onion rings. I mean, they're fine. Jack got you on that one. They're fine.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, but also, onions are in everything. That's. That's a tough thing to not like to eat because they just sneak them into all sorts of sauces. You probably get surprised by onions every day.
Big Cat
I mean, you got back to tell us what happened when you stormed off. I've never. I don't. I don't remember the last time I've. I've seen a storm off.
Marty Fish
It wasn't like.
Big Cat
It wasn't as dramatic as it was pretty. We were sitting there all having dinner, having a couple beers, great live music. And. And. And you just said, you know what? Fuck you guys. And you got up and left. I did not say that was awful.
PFT Commenter
Opposite.
Big Cat
I said thank you for the meal. And then I turned around and walked away. I did say thank you. I did 100. Okay. But then you stormed. Well, I walked away. You got up. We were all. We sat there for like an hour later, you let.
PFT Commenter
You leapt to your feet.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It was a leap to your feet.
Big Cat
Yeah. There was a chance. I thought you were gonna, like, go and attack pug for. Yeah, I didn't even hear the pug thing. I just knew it was. The tides were turning and it, like, it was. It was time for you to go.
PFT Commenter
You mean like that point they got back. I apologize.
Big Cat
Oh, you did? Oh, okay. Well, you guys know how these. These trips go.
PFT Commenter
I'm like, averaging four hours of sleep this, right?
Big Cat
Yeah. That's fair. You guys work your asses off. It's not chill for the behind the scenes guys. Shout out sound guy Matt too, who's been with us all week. I was just hangry and I apologize. Yeah. Can I tell you one discussion that happened when you left the table? I mean, you can tell me. Okay, well, I would like your take on it, because we had theories. Okay. In a hypothetical world, we were saying if Shane showed up today, so we were saying tomorrow when we start taping with a gun and he was going to kill all of us, who would he kill, in what order? And we. We were all very much teams would be killed first, without a doubt. Is that fair? This is hypothetical. This is hypothetical. This is hypothetical. You're asking me? Yeah, this is hypothetical. It's a crazy hypothetical. Yo. It's just.
Rob McElhenney
I don't know how to.
Big Cat
I don't know how to respond. I think it was memes, Max. You're asking who I would kill first? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. It's fun. Hypoth memes, Max. Was it Hank?
PFT Commenter
We said Hank, but then Hank was like, no, I think you go pug.
Big Cat
Pug, would you go pug?
PFT Commenter
I would kill myself before I killed.
Big Cat
No. Oh, wow. But definitely, you'd kill memes first. I'm not. I'm. All right.
PFT Commenter
Gun to your head.
Big Cat
Gun to your answers.
PFT Commenter
Gun to your head.
Big Cat
Yeah. No answer's a yes.
PFT Commenter
Gun to your head. Yeah, I don't know.
Big Cat
I haven't thought about this, and. All right, you're thinking about it now. Who would you kill in this room first?
PFT Commenter
It's a pretty big hypothetical.
Big Cat
Like, you guys like the. All right, I'll go. You know what? If you don't want to do it, I'll go. I would. If I. If I had to kill someone in this room, I'd kill sound guy Matt first. We could afford to lose him, Shane. Who would you. It would be me.
Rob McElhenney
I don't know.
Big Cat
Like, maybe. I don't know. Go for a collateral. That's a yes. That's a yes, right, Max? Yeah.
Marty Fish
It's for sure.
Big Cat
And I think you're too, for sure. I. Yeah, the only other person.
Marty Fish
Yes. I'm for sure, too. I'm for sure.
Big Cat
And the hypothetical then got to the point where you killed everyone but spared Zach. And then Zach started apologizing to the staff, being like, I'm sorry they made a mess with this blood. Like, I'll clean it up.
PFT Commenter
Like, you got to leave one guy alive to tell the tale.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Tell everyone else what happened here.
Big Cat
That would be Zach.
PFT Commenter
That would be Zach.
Big Cat
I. Tell it straight, Shane. Appreciate busting balls of dinner. They deserved was justified homicide.
PFT Commenter
We're cool with pug now, right?
Big Cat
Yeah. Like.
PFT Commenter
Like, I. I didn't even hear what Puck said, so. Okay.
Big Cat
Do you sleep with an onion? No. No. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, then there we go. We got to the bottom of it.
PFT Commenter
About French onion soup.
Big Cat
Never had it.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. Shane had his first burrito this week.
Big Cat
Yeah. Shane, would you be open to doing a video series, short video series of you trying things? Because I think you would like some of these things. Yeah. Okay. All right, maybe we'll do that. Like, what are.
PFT Commenter
What are some of the things you.
Big Cat
All right, we'll do onions. We'll do. You've never had a peach anal. You know, random. Just throw it out there. Shane tries. All right. I'm happy that we've. That the moment has passed. Yeah, we. Yeah, it was. It was a good dinner. It was a good dinner.
PFT Commenter
It was a great dinner. But you did leap up. I thought, you're gonna flip the table over. And then that got me thinking about Jesus flipping tables over. And I was like, that's not that chill. Yeah, Bad pick.
Big Cat
Yeah. Not apologies. Hey, listen, chill week. We still work on chill week, so. All right, great show, boys. We'll be back in studio on Monday's show Sunday night, and let's kick it to ourselves for lottery ball. Okay, Back in studio. Do numbers 21. I think that was PFT. 77. End of chill week. Great show week. Great show week.
PFT Commenter
Had a blast.
Big Cat
Hot dog.
PFT Commenter
Hank beat me in the long drive competition.
Big Cat
Did he? I don't know. Oh, you think it's gonna be close?
PFT Commenter
I think Hank's got a shot.
Big Cat
I got a shot. I got his. As good of a shot as I could have possibly hoped for.
PFT Commenter
So we get five shots each.
Big Cat
So that's the problem.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, my back is tank.
Big Cat
All right, wait, what was your number? PFD. You had three. I took number three, and then I had 77. Shane, you had 21. Okay, I'll go six.
Rob McElhenney
99.
Big Cat
Oh, wow, it's dirty. Wow, it's getting dirty. 99 memes. I'll go stumped. Name the number one. One. Okay. Okay. I like that.
PFT Commenter
One would be amazing.
Big Cat
1131.
Marty Fish
I'm rooting for 16.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
One's gonna be awesome.
Big Cat
Memes.
Rob McElhenney
Always remember, light it on.
Big Cat
80. 80 memes. Still don't have it. Love you guys. Another week in the books. Love you guys. It.
Pardon My Take Episode Summary: Rob Mac From Always Sunny, ACC Defending Champ Marty Fish, Chill Week Finale + Mount Rushmore Of C Things And We’re Writing A Book
Release Date: July 11, 2025
In this episode of "Pardon My Take", hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter delve into the highly anticipated finale of Chill Week. The episode is packed with engaging discussions, including an exclusive interview with Rob McElhenney from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", insights from ACC Defending Champion Marty Fish, a creative segment on the Mount Rushmore of C Words, and an exciting announcement about writing a book. The show wraps up with a segment on the notorious Fyre Fest, ensuring listeners are entertained from start to finish.
A significant highlight of the episode is the in-depth interview with Rob McElhenney, the creator and star of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Rob discusses his recent decision to simplify his name to Rob Mac, sharing the personal and professional reasons behind this change.
Name Change Insights
Rob explains, "I decided, you know what, fuck it, I'm just going to do it right now" ([39:55]), highlighting the frustration with constant mispronunciations and misspellings of his original name.
Experience on the Golf Course
The conversation shifts to a viral video featuring Rob on the golf course, where he humorously laments, "How can we be talking about anything when the video of that man on the golf course came out" ([44:20]).
Ownership of Sports Teams
Rob shares his experiences owning a Mexican soccer team and a lacrosse team, emphasizing a hands-off approach inspired by successful sports owners like Jeffrey Lurie of the Philadelphia Eagles. He states, "We can just be friends with the players and the families, and then we just invest in the manager and in the executives to make sure that they're all making the right decisions" ([53:26]).
Commitment to Entertainment and Satire
Rob underscores the importance of making the show funny and entertaining without pandering to any particular audience. "We're basically looking at the entirety, the complexity of Western culture, American culture, and we're satirizing all of it" ([73:06]).
Mental Health Advocacy
Discussing mental health, Rob reflects on his own journey and the significance of sharing his story to help others, "I wanted to share that success story. And a lot of guys now are coming out" ([84:33]).
Marty Fish, the ACC Defending Champion, joins the show to discuss his journey in sports, mental health, and his experiences in tournaments.
Early Sports Career
Marty recounts his early days as a tennis and golf prodigy, "I played golf and tennis and baseball at a pretty high level in like junior leagues" ([104:30]).
Facing Adversity and Mental Health
He opens up about his struggles with anxiety and how overcoming them allowed him to return to competitive tennis, "It was a bunch of terrible people being terrible people, and it makes them laugh" ([82:30]).
Tournament Experiences
Marty shares memorable moments from tournaments, including his close matches and interactions with other athletes. "I played the three of them a bunch, and I never beat Novak" ([97:16]).
Future Aspirations
Discussing future goals, Marty expresses his desire to continue excelling in tournaments and possibly mentoring younger athletes, "I could easily be a five-handicap golfer" ([99:32]).
In a playful and creative segment, Big Cat and PFT Commenter attempt to create their own Mount Rushmore featuring words that start with the letter "C". The discussion is filled with humor and camaraderie as they brainstorm various "C" words, such as:
Chicks
"Chicks. God help me, I just love women" ([22:20])
College Football
"College football is a great pick" ([22:53])
Chocolate
"Love chocolate. Very good pick" ([24:35])
Cash
"Cash is king" ([24:52])
They navigate through various suggestions, showcasing their spontaneous and comedic chemistry. The segment highlights their ability to engage in light-hearted banter while still facilitating entertaining content for listeners.
Towards the middle of the episode, the hosts excitedly announce that Pardon My Take is embarking on a new venture: writing a book. They discuss the inspiration behind this decision, marking the 10th anniversary of the podcast.
Decision Process
Big Cat shares, "Ten years of pardon my take. It's been crazy. It's been awesome. And we're like, hey, we have a lot of history. A lot of stories that we're going to tell" ([05:00]).
Collaborative Effort
The book will feature contributions from various individuals, including ghostwriters and interviews with guests. "We have a ghostwriter. He's going to talk with us, then write some of the book" ([06:10]).
Creative Vision
They aim for the book to maintain the podcast's humorous and irreverent tone, incorporating sketches, word searches, and unconventional chapters. "It's gonna be stupid. Yep. We want to be stupid, big font" ([07:16]).
Challenges Ahead
The hosts acknowledge the challenges of meeting publishing deadlines while maintaining their unique style. "Everything you guys just described, nothing sounds like next summer" ([08:18]).
The episode concludes with a humorous take on the infamous Fyre Fest, tying it back to their ongoing Chill Week theme.
Fruit of the Loom Sponsorship
In a mock advertisement, PFT Commenter humorously promotes Fruit of the Loom underwear, linking it to their "Fyre Fest of the Week".
Creative Content Ideas
The hosts brainstorm over-the-top ideas for their own versions of Fyre Fest, mixing elements of chaos and humor. "What if we just have an actual fire fest and we're just like flamethrowers?" ([124:08]).
This episode of "Pardon My Take" masterfully blends interviews, creative segments, and humorous banter, offering listeners a comprehensive and entertaining experience. From Rob McElhenney's insightful reflections on name changes and sports team ownership to Marty Fish's candid discussions on athleticism and mental health, the hosts deliver content that is both engaging and relatable. The announcement of a forthcoming book adds an exciting dimension to the podcast's rich history, while the playful segments ensure that Chill Week wraps up on a high note.
Notable Quotes:
Rob McElhenney on simplifying his name: "I decided, you know what, fuck it, I'm just going to do it right now." ([39:55])
Marty Fish on overcoming anxiety: "I wanted to share that success story. And a lot of guys now are coming out." ([84:33])
PFT Commenter on writing style: "If people didn't hate Hank enough for golfing, they're gonna hate him even more that we're just recapping his round." ([25:01])
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers can appreciate the depth and humor that "Pardon My Take" consistently delivers.