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Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
That is a fact.
Big Cat
And then we're that is a fact. But it could also not be a fact.
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Fact check True.
Big Cat
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Big Cat
Okay, let's go.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
Let's go, boys.
Big Cat
You got there.
Hank
Two Fridays in one week.
Big Cat
Two Fridays in one week.
PFT Commenter
Hank made a great point, though. He was like, I get it mixed up because, you know, it's like show days.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So, like, today would be Hank's Sunday.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
And we're doing a show now.
Big Cat
Yeah, it is. It is Thursday as we're taping this, but it's Friday as people are listening, so that counts.
Hank
Yep.
Big Cat
We had the NBA draft. Just as a disclaimer, I said at the beginning of the show, we have been playing golf for the last two days, taping a lot of content, very out of pocket. This is going to be a low fact show.
PFT Commenter
Low fact show, but a lot of takes. I think we should. We should substitute the facts for takes.
Big Cat
Well, let's start with this credit to us because we were right about Cooper Flag three years ago almost to the day.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
I found the clip when we basically predicted it and we said Cooper Flag will be the first white American that will get drafted in 11 overall in the NBA three years ago. So we were first to have it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I think what really settled it was finding out his name was Cooper Flag.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And that he was from Maine.
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
That's the guy that we need to be back.
Big Cat
Also in the cl. You did say pft. You called your shot for Grady Dick, so we'll just keep that part out.
PFT Commenter
What's Grady Dick up to?
Big Cat
He's in the league.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
All right. Well, yeah, we're not. We're not far off.
Big Cat
No, we weren't far off. But yeah, Cooper flag goes 1:1 overall, which we all knew was going to happen. There was some awesome fire Nico chants going on. Also. Nico Harrison is just continues to confirm that he's a shithead and maybe an idiot because when he was talking about Getting Cooper Flag 11 Overall, he said, fortune favors the bold.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's a bold move.
Big Cat
I don't know. I. That's just. That's just not how that quote works. He didn't. I guess he did do something bold, but that didn't. That's not why he got the number one pick.
PFT Commenter
Maybe he's talking about the lottery. I guess he was rewarded in the lottery because he was bold enough to trade Luca.
Big Cat
Right. Fortune favors the bold. But I did enjoy the fire Nico Chance. That was great.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I mean, congrats to the Mavericks fans. I know nothing's going to replace having Luca, but this is a pretty good consolation prize, right? Really worked out pretty well for you. Now, this morning, I tuned in to get up. Did you get to watch get up at all?
Big Cat
I did not watch get up.
PFT Commenter
Well, you missed out because one of the first topics. Should the Mavericks be favored to be the team that gives Oklahoma City a run for its money on the west next season?
Big Cat
Oh, wow.
PFT Commenter
Cooper flag ad. Kyrie. Think about it. It seems like they're. The next one up is Kyrie.
Big Cat
He tours acl, Right? So he's gonna be out for at least a little bit.
PFT Commenter
He'll be out for a little bit. Yeah. But it's fun. It's fun to think about. Like, we're already on the Thunder.
Big Cat
Yes. Yes. Oh, you gotta do it instantly.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It was disappointing. They took it to seven.
Big Cat
Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.
PFT Commenter
I'm disappointed.
Big Cat
By the way, did you see Tyrese Halliburton? Poor guy. I mean, his. His post was very, like, it sucked like, him having to write that all out. But then he also had what was clearly a scheduled w tweet ad that he had to post. That was sad.
PFT Commenter
That is sad. How long ago you think he scheduled that?
Big Cat
I don't know. He. Well, not that, because he did use like. Like, what's happening today? He said, on the upside, my character is now available in WWE 2K25.
PFT Commenter
That's good.
Big Cat
Go cop the Duncan Destruction Pack today.
PFT Commenter
That's a good way to actually make it, have more interaction, is to just toss something about the injury.
Big Cat
Yeah, right.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
But that did. That did. That was kind of sad. I have.
PFT Commenter
I have one scheduled tweet that I put in, like, two years ago.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Because I scheduled the tweets of part my take to go out at 7am every morning that a show comes out. I accidentally did one for Mark Titus when he was on the show like two years ago. And I think I scheduled it for three years in advance. So like next year, some random day, I'm going to post a link to part of my take featuring Mark Titus.
Big Cat
I love that.
PFT Commenter
When he's not on the show.
Big Cat
I love that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Cooper flag. By the way, the ESPN broadcast had some difficulties. They, they had, I think it was Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey where they were doing a pan up shoes and like. And there's Cooper flag. Very much not Cooper.
PFT Commenter
For a second I thought you were wrong about that take. Yeah, it was like, wait, no. Big cat said white American.
Big Cat
Yeah. But the I, I did see this Cooper flag. And this obviously has to be everything that he's scheduled to be 11 overall. He's supposed to be really, really good if everything goes well for him and he signs all of his extensions and everything. Because I like to just be like, hey, this guy's going to be incredible. He could make close to a billion dollars in the NBA by age 32.
PFT Commenter
How does that work out?
Big Cat
He has a 62 million dollar rookie deal. And then this is all off of just like the cap right now. So the cap, if the cap goes up even more, then he'd get the 30 supermax, which would be $359 million. And then he would get the 35 supermax, which would be $509 million.
PFT Commenter
Damn. No state income tax either.
Big Cat
No state income tax. So he. That would be pretty cool.
PFT Commenter
That was cool. What else did you like about the draft last night? My favorite moment was Colin Murray. Bos. Yeah, he got drafted by the, by the Raptors. And he was just immediately like. And then I don't know how you, how you react to that. If you're the Raptors, like the front office. Do you like sit him down? You're like, do you hate us?
Big Cat
Yeah. Well, it, at least they could maybe work through that. Ace Bailey, like, he hates Utah.
PFT Commenter
That's the funniest possible outcome for Ace Bailey.
Big Cat
He was pissed.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. He's like, I'm not going to work out for any of these teams. I want to go to a great city, I'm gonna have a great time in. And then Utah's like, buddy, we got a seat for you right here.
Big Cat
Hank. There was some smoke. Utah trying to trade for Jaylen Brown. Yeah.
Hank
There's a lot of rumors going around.
Big Cat
There was some smoke. You want Ace Bailey?
Hank
I mean we, we gotta get some cap, some, some cap room.
Big Cat
Yeah. Ace Bailey said going to Utah, I can control what I can control. They feel how they feel. But my team and me, me focusing on basketball and them doing what they're doing. So it happens.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
That doesn't feel great.
PFT Commenter
Get ready to learn. Swig. Buddy.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's not. I don't think he wants to be in Utah.
PFT Commenter
No. I mean, no, he definitely does not. That was. What teams did he want to go to?
Big Cat
Like, everything was Wizards.
PFT Commenter
He was trying to engineer himself to go to the Wizards.
Big Cat
Maybe the Wizards and the Nets and maybe Philly.
Memes
No, there's the Wizards, Nets and Pelicans.
Big Cat
Wizards, by the way. Pelicans. Oh, boy.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
That was the worst trade ever. They traded from 23 up to 13, and they gave away their unprotected first round pick next year. Actually, worse than that. They gave. They have the Bucks pick as well. Yeah, the Pelicans, they gave. Whichever one is. Is better is higher. Yeah. And if the Bucks trade Giannis, that could literally just be two shots at getting the one pick.
PFT Commenter
Can you. Can you do that in other sports? I don't think the NFL has that ability, right. To say, like, whichever pick is higher, you get that one.
Big Cat
I think.
PFT Commenter
I think you have to declare.
Big Cat
You might have to.
PFT Commenter
Where it's coming from.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. In the NBA, it's like there's so many things that you have to know about NBA transactions to become, like, knowledgeable at all about what these teams are doing. Like the different exemptions, different trade packages. It's hard to keep up with, but I am a fan of anytime a team gets fleeced.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was a fleecing.
Big Cat
This one makes no sense. I. Joe Dumar is now running the Pelicans. I don't know what he was thinking. It's is he convinced himself the Pelicans are going to be good next year. I don't know, because it's not even like he went up to a top five pick. He went from 23 to 13.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
The Hawks. Great credit to the Hawks there. I mean, the Hawks might be good some at some point.
PFT Commenter
I. I have a take about the NBA draft. There's too many players in attendance.
Big Cat
Too many players.
PFT Commenter
You're setting yourself up for the bad moment where the camera's on you and you're. You're so pissed off about everything. I felt like there were 10 guys that were waiting to be drafted last night.
Big Cat
There were too many players in attendance. There were way too many tears. So many tears. Everyone was crying.
PFT Commenter
I kind of like the tears because they were. They're mostly happy.
Big Cat
Dream come true. I need. At least. I need at least a couple guys to not cry.
PFT Commenter
Ace Bailey cried because he's going to Utah.
Big Cat
Yeah. The. And then also the fact that they do do it two nights is insane.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
The second round being its own standalone night is nuts.
PFT Commenter
Who was the one player that was there? As a fan, like, I think he might have even bought a ticket. He wasn't. He wasn't predicted to go in the first round.
Big Cat
Was it the Chinese player?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I think so.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's the highest drafted Chinese player since. Not Yao, but the guy after. Yeah. That wins Bucks.
Big Cat
Yeah. I think that's Yi Jingling.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So he's the highest drafted Chinese player to go that high. He's what, 7 foot 2? Yeah, he's a monster. But I don't think that he was there expecting to get drafted. Last night. He just showed up and he was like, the little sass. He was like, me.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Picked me.
Big Cat
He was mocked to be like, the 35th.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Pick. I think. I think, Priscilla, our guy Rasilo maybe had him going. He was like, he's one of the guys he loves.
PFT Commenter
He watches ball.
Big Cat
He watches ball. We also had, oh, we should say, shout out the two college basketball powerhouses of Duke and Rutgers.
PFT Commenter
Rutgers.
Big Cat
Four out of the first five picks were Duke and Rutgers players.
PFT Commenter
Huge night for.
Big Cat
I feel like that would drive me nuts if I was a Rutgers fan. It would. I know that you can spin it and say, well, it's a great night for Rutgers. Like, we, you know, they see that you can go Rutgers to the draft if you have two of the top five picks and you didn't make the NCAA tournament. That would devastate.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Where'd they finish in. In the big last year?
Big Cat
10Th. Yeah.
Memes
That's bad.
PFT Commenter
It's bad. How is that possible?
Big Cat
They just. They didn't have anyone else. Like, they didn't have anyone else.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That would. That would drive me nuts, too. I liked. I liked a few things last night. VJ Edgecombe. Good pick by the Sixers, I think. Guy loves to jam it. I love the Wizards pick.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I love Trey Johnson, best shooter in college basketball. Maybe him and Knipple. But I feel like I was thinking about the Wizards last night because I said that I made that comment about how it sucks the life out of you to play for the Wizards. They need to change their name so bad. They got to go back to the Bullets.
Big Cat
I agree.
PFT Commenter
I think you go back to the Bullets. Day one, Culture change, different mentality.
Big Cat
I'd agree.
PFT Commenter
Your shooters again.
Big Cat
Why can't they just be the Bullets. And it'd be a train instead of bullets.
PFT Commenter
That's great. Or a blender. Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Do you. You have no idea. Or a whiskey. Isn't there bullet whiskey or something?
PFT Commenter
Yes, there is.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Just keep it. Keep it ambiguous.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It's so much cooler if it's the Bullets, but.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I love Trey Johnson. I think that was a great pick.
Big Cat
What did you guys think about. So the Bulls picked Noah Essingay from France. That's our. That's just our. Our Wemby bait for a couple years from now. Very smart move. What'd you think, though? He left his team, who's currently in the playoffs.
PFT Commenter
Don't love that.
Big Cat
I feel like he's got to get ready for the play in, though, this year. He's going to be a play. I mean, he's got to be a playing guy.
PFT Commenter
So with the Bulls, what's the format like in France?
Big Cat
I don't know. I think they're up to league championship. Yeah. I mean, I. I don't know.
PFT Commenter
Oh, it's a euroleague championship.
Big Cat
I think so. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I don't love that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I mean, it's a very French thing to do.
Big Cat
Yeah. I. I don't really care. If he's good, he's good. If he's bad, he's bad.
PFT Commenter
I think Priscilla had him pretty high up, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's. That's my entire take. If he's good, he's good. If he's bad, he's bad.
PFT Commenter
And if he's a quote card, and if he's good, that's good for you.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was to steal the draft, according to my mock draft, which was me just basically pulling up my phone right. Right before the Bulls pick, seeing it and being like, steal the draft.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Fleeced.
PFT Commenter
Also, one other data point about Trey Johnson, the outfit that he wore. Love it.
Big Cat
What was the shorts?
PFT Commenter
Oh, he wore a suit.
Big Cat
It was. Was it shorts or was it Caprice?
PFT Commenter
No, it's shorts. It was full shorts. It was like Angus Young. He's like an ACDC guy, I'm pretty sure.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
But it was a. It was a great look. Love the fashion.
Big Cat
At the draft last night, um, I also wrote down. I'm pretty sure the Nets just picked, like, the same player over and over. Is that I. They picked a bunch of, like, wings that can't shoot.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
So that. That was smart. And we had the clip of Joe Sigh standing in the middle of the Nets war room looking for a high five, and no one even thinking about Giving him a high five.
PFT Commenter
It was great.
Big Cat
You can't have that as an owner. You have to. Sorry, governor. As a governor, you have to have an established. I'm going to you for a high five guy.
PFT Commenter
Either that or just be comfortable not getting a high five.
Big Cat
You're pocket.
PFT Commenter
Be in the corner, sitting down with like a cigar in your hand, looking like a governor, looking like an owner. And just look around the room and be like, good job, good job, Good job, everybody. Thumbs up. But yeah, to be standing in the middle of the room, like looking for a friend that doesn't speak highly of them.
Big Cat
I also wrote down that I think the future of Duke hate is just rest in the kanipple family. Because seeing all the brothers lined up, I was like, when these guys. When we get to the third Kanipple at Duke, it's gonna be on.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Did you see the. The highlight package they put together?
Big Cat
It is gonna be on of all.
PFT Commenter
The knipple, like the dads and the uncles.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Playing basketball back in the 90s. Yeah.
Big Cat
Flying knipples.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
They.
PFT Commenter
They looked like a Duke basketball team.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It was crazy. But yes, you're right. Like it's. It's very valuable to have generations and. And like siblings that come one right after the other. So you continue that same hate you had for the first guy.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
For up to a decade.
Big Cat
It's wonderful. Right. So they. They hold the future of the whole Duke hate in their hands.
PFT Commenter
I think they can do it.
Big Cat
What are you gonna say? Memes.
Zach
All their names start with K. Oh, yeah. He said the third one would. Oh, would start all the hate.
Big Cat
That was worth the laugh that I didn't. I didn't deserve the laugh, but the laugh was warranted. Yeah.
Zach
They have five brothers.
Big Cat
Once again, they. When they do KK and then they get to the third K, then the hate's gonna go crazy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It's gonna be nuts.
Big Cat
Good job.
PFT Commenter
They also had Cedric Coward got drafted last night.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They called him Colin Coward.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
On the broadcast. That was fun.
Big Cat
That was very fun. This is some high level draft talk we're doing.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
What do you got for us?
Hank
Nothing.
Big Cat
Zach, what do you got for us?
Max
No matter. I just think no matter where you get drafted, it's. It's an insane plate or position to be in. To be like, oh, I don't want to go there.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Max
Like, oh, I hate getting drafted in the NBA draft.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Like to be bummed out right on draft night.
Max
Oh, no generational wealth for me, my family.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I agree Also, Jay Billis might be addicted to saying 3 and D. Yeah. Addicted to it. It was a problem.
Big Cat
That's very disingenuous of you.
PFT Commenter
I counted eight times that he said three and D within the span of 45 minutes.
Big Cat
Yeah. Jay Bills. What a great interview. What a great interview.
PFT Commenter
Great. Is he a better analyst than he is a person? Oh, that's a close one.
Big Cat
That is close. I don't know. I'll say toss up. We'll. We'll figure it out later. Maybe we'll have him back on. All right. Any other draft stuff.
PFT Commenter
That's about it for me.
Big Cat
That's about it. I. I pretty much emptied the clip.
PFT Commenter
Also, I don't like the way they do trades.
Big Cat
Yeah. They don't get, like, you wear the hat.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. The way they do the trades. It doesn't make any sense at all because Adam silver takes, like, 30 minutes to go up and tell us about a trade that we already knew about. You got guys wearing the wrong hat on stage on draft night. It was just. I don't know. I felt like it was beneath the NBA to have that.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, Cooper flag did say he can't wait to face Jason Tatum. Yeah, I know.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Hank
He will.
Big Cat
But does he not know about this year?
Hank
Eventually.
Big Cat
Okay, okay. But this year, no.
Hank
Cooper flag also said that Jason Tatum was his favorite player growing up, which. Oh, my God, I want to feel old.
Big Cat
Jason tatum is, like, 27 years old.
PFT Commenter
That's crazy.
Hank
19.
Big Cat
He's 18.
Hank
18.
Big Cat
He was. I think he's one day younger than when LeBron got drafted.
PFT Commenter
They reclassified when it was Malloc. Right. That wore the. The Rockets hat or.
Big Cat
No, he was 10 days older. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's gonna be a picture that you're gonna look back on, like, for the rest of his career.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Draft night. And people are gonna be like, what the. It's like, first episode of Sopranos where they had Satriale's name. Something different.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
In the pilot, the.
Big Cat
The other aunt Viv.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
From the first season of Fresh Prince. Right? Yeah. Switched on.
PFT Commenter
We switched hangout.
Hank
Three seasons in, they did. Yeah.
Big Cat
And that's up.
PFT Commenter
You just pretend like everything's the same. Yeah.
Big Cat
Good fact check. You know for sure it's three seasons.
Hank
Two or three. Yeah. Oh, I don't. It was after. It was like, they established Aunt Viv, Zach is furious. And then all of a sudden, I just came into a new season. I was like.
Big Cat
He's like, this is your new aunt Viv.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
What the hell?
Hank
I'm Gonna say three.
Big Cat
Okay, let's. We'll talk some other stuff before we do that. Mountain Dew. You see it right here. We love Mountain Dew. It's start of golf season, start of summer season. Grab a dew. It's warm weather. It's delicious. Summer in Chicago is finally in full swing. I'm going to grab one right now. Look, we got everything to look forward to. We got baseball, we got golf, we got lake days, we got backyard barbecue days. And you know what goes great with it? A delicious Mountain Dew. So nothing goes better with, let's say, backyard barbecue and hanging with your friends in the refreshing, citrusy kick of Mountain Dew. Were you going to say golf?
Hank
No, I got to update and Viv update.
Big Cat
Nothing. Nothing is better than these delicious Mountain Dew. They also have the new cans, which are nostalgia in a can. I see them all around the office, and I stopped in my tracks. I'm like, I gotta have a Mountain Dew. I gotta do the Dew. So grab a do in the new packaging. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. We also have Barstool Camp coming up later on this summer. Mountain Dew will be there. We'll be drinking Mountain Dew all week long when we go to Barstool Camp. I'm very excited for that. Nothing is better, more refreshing than the citrusy kick of a Mountain Dew in the summertime. So grab a do in the new packaging and enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Okay, where did you get the update?
Hank
After the third season, ANV was replaced.
Big Cat
Oh, so you nailed it. Yeah, dude, way to go. Thanks.
PFT Commenter
Nice working.
Big Cat
That was huge.
PFT Commenter
It's like they replaced Joe Biden with a new guy after one year.
Big Cat
Yeah. His years were way different.
PFT Commenter
Years were so.
Big Cat
They were way different.
PFT Commenter
We replaced Hank after two episodes with the new Hank.
Big Cat
Okay, what else we got going on in the world?
PFT Commenter
Some baseball news.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We got a new maybe potential face of the league.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
New pitcher, Misarowski.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. For the Brewers.
PFT Commenter
For the Brewers.
Big Cat
So sick.
PFT Commenter
He faced off against skin. He threw 19 pitches that were over 100 miles per hour. Skin through one.
Big Cat
Ooh.
PFT Commenter
Not a great look for SK Old Man. SK Old man skin. Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. That was good.
PFT Commenter
That's it.
Big Cat
I like that update. We should. Talking good.
PFT Commenter
We should just. That's a name that we should know, though.
Big Cat
Oh, I got a. I got a baseball trivia thing that I just saw randomly. I think it's a week old, but it's pretty cool. Did you know that the Tampa Bay Rays. It was last week, they finally reached the same amount of Intentional walks as Barry Bonds.
PFT Commenter
That's crazy.
Big Cat
I know.
PFT Commenter
We've been tracking that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That is insane to think about. Yeah.
Big Cat
Barry Bond's also getting a statue in San Francisco, which he deserves.
PFT Commenter
How big is the head going to be?
Big Cat
It's got to be enormous.
PFT Commenter
It should just be his head.
Big Cat
It should be like. It should be like the Citi Field Apple.
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Big Cat
Just coming. Every time they hit a home run, he comes out.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, that would be awesome. Of just a big Balco bottle.
PFT Commenter
That would rock.
Big Cat
Pops up and down.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I've got Colorado Rockies update.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, I saw this.
PFT Commenter
So the Colorado. We've given a lot of. To their owner, Dick Monfort.
Big Cat
Piece of.
PFT Commenter
But it sounds like maybe he's been listening to us.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
And he's determined to turn the team around, make good decisions, take some matters out of his own hands. And he promoted his oldest son.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
To be chief operating officer.
Big Cat
That guy will be good at it, right?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So that guy's gonna be good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So they're. They're. They've listened to you. They're not content to. To mire away in the slums of mediocrity. They're gonna fix it out by just having his son do all the things he was going to do.
Big Cat
We've heard you. We're disappointed as well. And now our. My son. My fail son is going to be running the show.
PFT Commenter
We're the worst team in Major League Baseball history. I know what can cure this big dose of nepotism. Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. So. So the Monforts. Dick Monfort. They suck. I had. Oh. Deontay Johnson. This was just a funny quote. He said that he did ask him out of that game. Remember that game? Yeah. Where he didn't go back in because he was ice cold.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
It was 41 degrees.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
And now he plays in Cleveland.
PFT Commenter
He had the weirdest career of anybody. Maybe it's still going through the NFL.
Big Cat
Still going.
PFT Commenter
Without a doubt. I think the weirdest season last year.
Big Cat
Yes. That was a very weird season I had. All right. So the last thing I had before we can get to our Mount Rushmore and awesome interview with Yans and Whitney.
Ryan Whitney
We.
Big Cat
They told some very, very funny stories. I had an embrace debate that our good friend Tom Fornelli texted me. I think he found this online. But do you think Tiger woods career would be the same if he was named Panther Irons?
PFT Commenter
Panther Irons? I think he would. I think he would have gotten caught for the sex stuff way earlier.
Big Cat
I do, too.
PFT Commenter
If he was Panther That's a sex pest name. Yes, it is.
Big Cat
What do you think, Zach?
Max
Yeah, I don't think he has the same career.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, I think. But what if he gets caught for it early on and then he's like, hey, you got me, guys. Yeah. I'm a sexual deviant. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna let my freak flag fly and I'm just going to go and keep being awesome at golf.
PFT Commenter
I think that there's a chance that Panther Irons, that. That almost sounds so over the top that it could come around the other side and be a Mormon guy's name.
Big Cat
True.
PFT Commenter
Right? Like, he might be abstinent.
Big Cat
Stay on the sex deviant thing. What if he just. So if Tiger woods gets outed or. Sorry. If Panther Irons gets outed as a sex deviant very early in his career, is there a chance Panther Irons just is like, now that everyone knows, I'm just going to lean into just being a guy who sucks and all the time and I'm not going to try to cosplay as a Navy seal and then his back doesn't get hurt.
PFT Commenter
There's a chance. Yeah, for sure.
Big Cat
This is a big time sliding doors moment.
PFT Commenter
I think if he's Panther Irons. I still think he gets one. I think. I think he gets one. He gets one. Major.
Big Cat
I think he gets a couple. He doesn't get the. The amount.
Hank
Well, not the Panther Slam. No, no.
Big Cat
Panther Iron, so that's pretty good.
PFT Commenter
The Panther fist bump.
Big Cat
What if his name was Cheetah Driver?
Hank
Yes. Oh, yeah. That's a Cheetah Slam.
Big Cat
She. The Cheetah Slam would for sure happen. Heartbeat.
PFT Commenter
Lion Putter. Lion Putter.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think he might be better, actually.
Big Cat
I saw. Oh, I. I did see. I know we talked about it on Wednesday's show, but Taylor Swift doing a full, like, private concert at TEU was crazy insane. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big Cat
And we would have probably been. Pft. Probably would have been playing guitar with him.
PFT Commenter
We would have done Freebird.
Big Cat
Yeah. I just wish we had had the opportunity to just be told, no, you're not allowed.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think it would have been so funny.
Hank
They're like, yeah, here's a ticket in the very back row.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
No access anywhere else.
Big Cat
Yeah. Please don't look at the stage.
PFT Commenter
I think they were like, listen, we can't bring the PMT guys around. She's going to fall in love with Max.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We can't have that strong Italian boy Philly connection.
Big Cat
That's facts. That's facts.
PFT Commenter
I've Got a soccer update.
Big Cat
Oh, this would be interesting.
PFT Commenter
Mbappe is suing PSG still 19. Paris St. Germain. Yeah, him. Actually, Mbappe was probably Cooper Flag's favorite soccer player growing up.
Big Cat
That's true.
PFT Commenter
So Mbappe is, like, suing them, I think, for $60 million.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
In unpaid wages. And he also claims that PSG lofted him. Do you know what lofting means?
Big Cat
No.
PFT Commenter
So it's a word trying to get the ball higher. Yeah. There you go. It's a word that's used in France to describe a practice.
Big Cat
Way to go, Hank.
PFT Commenter
That involves isolating or leaving a player out from the main squad for sporting, administrative, or disciplinary reasons. Sounds like his teammates.
Hank
Bad hang.
PFT Commenter
His teammates just ditched him.
Big Cat
Wait, is it. Is lofting just. It's a doghouse.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. He was in dog house, but also from his teammates. So it sounds like Hank might be right. He might be a bad hang. He might. He. He might be suing PSG for being a loser.
Big Cat
Yeah. Wait, this is so lofting.
PFT Commenter
So you can do that?
Big Cat
Just ice him out?
PFT Commenter
I would have made so much money in middle school.
Big Cat
Yeah. Just getting. Getting iced out and just be like, I'm suing you for not talking to me. Yeah, that. That rules.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Lofting.
PFT Commenter
That was talking soccer.
Big Cat
You don't like it, Hank, that's just.
Hank
It's crazy to sue for being, like, bullied.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Like, if I were him, I would not. I would not want to make that public record.
Big Cat
No. Yeah. You're basically like, I'm a loser and no one likes me. I'm suing for it. But that also would be such a loser move to do. He's confirmed his lawsuit actually should be thrown out immediately, because if you sue for lofting, you're actually immediately saying, this is why I got lofted. Yes. I'm a guy who sues for loft.
PFT Commenter
Exhibit A. Is the lawsuit correct?
Big Cat
Yeah, that's. That's the test. So, yeah, he. He failed it. Do you have anything, Zach, Sports World, anything on your mind?
Max
I got nothing that comes to mind. Second, I apologize for that.
Big Cat
No, no, that's fine. You don't have to apologize. Why would you apologize? Fair. Yeah. Okay, Good. Good. Good talk there. Oh, I. Kawhi also ran a simulated NBA Finals run, which I feel like is just going to get him hurt.
PFT Commenter
What is that?
Big Cat
He kept on training like he was still in the playoffs all the way through the NBA finals so he could see if his body could hold up.
PFT Commenter
Got it.
Big Cat
I feel like that was so stupid.
PFT Commenter
Was he. He was playing, like, games on nights.
Big Cat
He must have been playing games or simulating the physical toll. That full NBA Finals run, was it.
PFT Commenter
On 2k or in real life?
Big Cat
I don't know, but that. That doesn't seem like a good idea for a guy who gets hurt all the time.
PFT Commenter
No, it doesn't at all.
Big Cat
Also, we have. It's like the first. The first leaf falls, and it's like, the sign of falls here. The Masters commercial is a sign of spring. We have the first sign of summer, and it's Ben Simmons in a wide open gym hitting threes.
PFT Commenter
He looked good.
Big Cat
He looks so good.
PFT Commenter
He had, like, four in a row.
Big Cat
That's. That literally means summer is here.
PFT Commenter
I think he's fixed.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I saw somebody say, if you get the hat trick of Ben Simmons shooting in a gym with nobody guarding him. Zion working out.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
And then Luca working out.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
All on Instagram on the same day.
Big Cat
I don't even think you need Luca working out. I think you've Luca just having a picture.
PFT Commenter
He doesn't look fat or even just.
Big Cat
It's just a skinny picture of Luca.
PFT Commenter
A report. Like, Luka Doncic has been in the gym.
Big Cat
Yeah. One. One skinny picture of Luca, and all those other. In those other two, it's.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah. Ben Simmons. It is like clockwork.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He does this all the time. And we fall for it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Every. Well, I'm not falling for it. I'm just more like, hey, nice. Summer's here.
PFT Commenter
I'm falling for it. Yeah, he's gonna be good, Max.
Big Cat
It is. I am watching it again right now, and I am kind of falling for it.
Memes
No, you're not.
Big Cat
No, I. Dude, he. I've. This video is 45 seconds, and he has not missed a shot.
Memes
Would you. You would want him on the Wizards.
PFT Commenter
Fixed. He's fixed. Would I want him on the Wizards? I think. I think that that culture fit would be perfect for Ben Simmons, actually.
Big Cat
I'd want him on the Bulls. I would want him to be interesting, to talk about it and make fun of him.
PFT Commenter
I would want him on the Wizards for, like, a week.
Memes
So he hasn't been interesting in forever.
Big Cat
No, but I would make fun of him.
Memes
Bear. Like, no one even. Like, he wasn't about.
Big Cat
We're making fun of him right now.
Memes
I get.
PFT Commenter
I guess I would want him on the Wizards just for practice.
Memes
Like, if we had. There's just nothing to talk about. So we got to talk about Ben Simmons shooting, like. Yeah, dude, I know, but that's just what I'm saying. Like, don't give Ben Simmons the credit of being notable. Ben Simmons. Bad guy.
Big Cat
Bad guy. All right, well, let's get to our Mount Rushmore. We have Mount Rushmore of guys we'd like to punch in the face. Pft. You're gonna do an ad before we do that?
PFT Commenter
That was a great sports roundup.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was awesome.
PFT Commenter
And the Pacers did not draft Caitlin Clark.
Big Cat
Yeah, well, they still have another chance.
PFT Commenter
That's right. Tonight.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Stay tuned.
Memes
Choose your own adventure. Did Caitlin Clark get drafted?
PFT Commenter
Okay, Caitlin Clark got drafted by the Pacers tonight. What's your reaction?
Hank
Going to sell a lot of tickets, going to get a lot of takes. It's going to be good for the. Good for sports programs.
Memes
Yeah, no, I think that it's going to be a huge night in sports when Caitlin Clark gets drafted.
PFT Commenter
Big cat says yes. Good for the league.
Memes
I don't know if you can hear.
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Big Cat
Okay, Mount Rushmore time. We're doing the Mount Rushmore of. Guys, you want to punch in the face standings. Hank and PFD won the first one.
PFT Commenter
Nice.
Big Cat
Okay, Memes and Max second. Zach and I in third. We got to get better, Zach.
Max
It's time to rally.
Big Cat
We're good. It's time to rally. I also just want to say. Lisa Ann, Rochelle, Ryan, I apologize. You weren't seen by one Max Delente, who hates milfs. We're gonna move on. But those women. Those women are. Well, they're not actually mothers.
PFT Commenter
They play mothers, but they're.
Big Cat
They're not actually mothers, but they play.
PFT Commenter
Mothers so that we feel other.
Big Cat
They should be seen. And we want us. We want them to be seen.
PFT Commenter
And Zach.
Big Cat
Ruling was the ruling.
PFT Commenter
Zach, were you. Were you expecting first place?
Big Cat
We fell off at the end. Magic was a bad pick. Monday night football, huge miss. Yeah.
Max
You can never expect things, but I felt like we came with a strong, strong Mount Rushmore. But as far as the MILF debacle, I just want to let it be known that you guys had no respect for milfs.
Big Cat
Yeah, we. We thank you. Thank you.
Hank
It's a long season.
Big Cat
We whiffed at the end. We petered out. We. We came out strong then we petered out. Mil kind of us up. We were just thinking about milfs the whole time. I think we did a fist pound in my office when we're like, milfs. Yeah. There was. Okay. All right, who's up first?
Hank
We're up first. I'm in the pilot seat today.
PFT Commenter
Yep. I'm co pilot one.
Big Cat
One.
Hank
We're gonna go with guy who cuts you in line.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Line cutters.
Big Cat
Good pick.
Hank
Nothing. Nothing will get the rage. Your blood boiling quicker than standing in line, which you already don't want to be doing. And then some just takes it upon themselves to just cut you or, like, clearly they weren't there, and they go stand up with one of their friends and there's in front of you.
PFT Commenter
Anybody hear a speak up guy? When you see a line cutter?
Hank
I'm more of like, a try and get the person behind me to speak up. Or, like, if someone else says something, it's like, can you believe this?
Big Cat
I know.
PFT Commenter
I'll either try to get somebody else to speak up, or I'll make, like, a very sarcastic, loud comment like I'm talking to somebody else.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You know?
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then hope that they get the idea. They usually stay in the line, but I hope that they feel worse about it.
Big Cat
It's. It's almost worse. I feel like I haven't had a line cutter in a long time. I feel like. I feel like maybe this is gonna. You know, I'm not gonna say it. I think there's women that do it a lot more, and they think they can just get away with it. I. I feel like I've been cut by women more, and it's just like, they know that, like, nothing's gonna happen. Nothing should happen, but.
Hank
Well. And this hypothetical. They should get punched in the face.
Big Cat
You're punching a woman line.
Hank
No. Hypothetical. Guys. Yeah, Guys, you want to.
PFT Commenter
I hold the door for a win.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I let them in first.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They don't have to cut around me.
Big Cat
Absolutely. Okay. Good pick.
Hank
Thank you.
PFT Commenter
Great pick.
Big Cat
Great pick.
Hank
Thank you.
PFT Commenter
All right.
Big Cat
Memes. Memes.
Zach
No, we were second last time.
Memes
Last time.
Big Cat
Oh, so you guys weren't first? No, we were second. We're set.
Zach
You're second.
Big Cat
You're second.
PFT Commenter
We're there. Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, Zach, time for us to go. What should we do?
Max
Do you think we. Do you think we go one, one?
Big Cat
Yeah. I mean, I don't know how this is gonna play, because people are gonna be like, oh, like, well, he's not alive anymore. But, yeah, let's do it. We would. We would love to punch Hitler in the face. We would fucking love to punch Hitler in the face. He probably deserved. He's probably a guy who, if he got punched in the face, like, got a good beating when he was, like, 15 years old, maybe he would have just not been a dick.
PFT Commenter
I would rather punch Hitler's art teacher in the face.
Big Cat
That, too.
PFT Commenter
Give him a better grade.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
The world would be a better place.
Big Cat
I'd like to punch Hitler in the face.
PFT Commenter
I'd like to shoot him in the.
Big Cat
Zach, you would also like to punch him in the face?
Max
I second that. Hitler should have got a punch in his face.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Max
Could have saved a lot of people.
PFT Commenter
He also didn't kill Hitler, though.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
Zach
All right, 11 is going to be people. 13 hour hour. 113 people who are rude to service workers.
Big Cat
Oh, we had on the list, good pick, good pick, good pick.
Zach
And then follow that up, recurring guest Martin Shkreli.
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah, we had him, too.
Big Cat
Good pick, good pick.
Hank
Yeah, that's a good pick.
PFT Commenter
I love how we could pick anybody in the world. And all of us had Bart Shkreli.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I think.
PFT Commenter
Is he on site? Like, if we, as a podcast, run into Martin Shkreli, I know that we can, like, suit or whatever. We can go to jail. I think. I think we have to punch him.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, Zach, I'm gonna go with 10 here. I think this is a good one. You like that one?
Max
10 is strong.
Big Cat
Yeah. We're gonna go with adult autograph seekers that cut in front of children. They need to be punched in the face, like, badly. That's that. Those are the type of guys that. And they probably would sue you because they feel like those.
PFT Commenter
That's their dream.
Big Cat
Yeah. Like, oh, I'm suing. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Business plan number one is to try to get, like, Joe Montana to autograph a football for him.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Backup business plan is get punched in the face by somebody who has money.
Big Cat
Yep. Agreed. Okay.
PFT Commenter
And if it's Joe Montana. That's actually the best case scenario.
Big Cat
Absolutely. Okay. You guys are up.
Hank
We're up. Kind of a recurring guess. Not technically, officially. I know this is. Well, yeah, it's pretty. There's only a few people that fit in that category would be fun. Darren Ravel.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yep. Does he fit into that same category?
Big Cat
He would also. Yeah. Sue.
Hank
Yeah, he would sue for sure.
PFT Commenter
Huh?
Big Cat
Absolutely.
Hank
So PFT tried to fight him in rough around. He didn't you.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
PFT Commenter
I did. I. I'm still anytime, anywhere with Darren Ravel, but he wanted a million dollars guaranteed.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And then our next pick, we're gonna go with the. The limu. Emu.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that Limu.
Big Cat
Emu. I like that.
PFT Commenter
The emu sucks.
Big Cat
Emu. Emu does suck.
Hank
Most annoying commercial of all time comes on. You're like, I wish this emu was in my living room. I could just punch it in the face.
PFT Commenter
Doug needs to stand up for himself. Doug gets dragged.
Big Cat
Yeah, he does. Okay, where do you want to go here, Zach? I think. I think going with that last one or the second last one I actually sent you, which is a personal one, but I think would. Would play for. For this room. I think. I think we'd all like to do that.
Max
I think we can go there.
Big Cat
I wouldn't mind punching John Skipper in the face. He did. He did some. To us. Kind of just skirted away from that.
PFT Commenter
It wouldn't be the first bloody nose he ever got.
Big Cat
That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. So, yeah, that's our third pick.
Zach
It's a very respectable pick, and I hope that. I hope he gets a chance one day.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Zach
For our third pick, we are going to go with people who drive on the median in traffic.
Big Cat
Okay, good pick.
Zach
Okay, good pick.
PFT Commenter
Not the shoulder, the median.
Hank
So do when you see Francis, do you, like, go up and thank him for service?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
No, it means he said media.
Hank
Yeah. Yeah. Median.
Memes
I mean, this is a semantics game, but. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Okay, I'll let you guys have shoulder.
Zach
Shoulder.
PFT Commenter
But I. It's not up to me. It's up to everybody else.
Hank
I mean, I think. Yeah, you said median, but.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I mean, I would. I would give it.
Memes
We meant shoulder, but that. But that's fine.
PFT Commenter
I would give it to you if I could, but it's up to everybody, so. It's not up to me.
Zach
I'm like Ron Burgundy.
Ryan Whitney
It was.
Zach
It was written out as median in traffic.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Hank
Who wrote it?
Big Cat
So it's the median.
PFT Commenter
You wrote me.
Memes
I wrote it.
Big Cat
I wrote it.
Zach
Is it median? The shoulder.
PFT Commenter
You wrote median.
Big Cat
The median is.
Memes
The median is like the middle, Mead.
Hank
Median. Middle.
Memes
The shoulder is what is what. Everyone in this room knew what we were talking about.
PFT Commenter
No, I thought.
Big Cat
I thought, we can go meet.
Memes
We can. We can do the semantics route.
PFT Commenter
I was ready to give it to you, but then when meme says it's written as median, you guys meant median. I can't help that you guys don't know words.
Memes
This is how this season of Mountain Rushmore is going to go. So this is how we're going to.
Hank
Do who's vetoing who. How did the vetoing vote chart over there?
Memes
You were also the first person that brought up that. Milfs our moms.
Hank
I'm just.
Memes
I just was the one who fought it. Who fought it?
Zach
Milfs our moms.
PFT Commenter
I just think that I would expect Max to know a word that starts with media.
Big Cat
Decide this for us. What is. What does the median of. Of a road mean?
Memes
That just is not the question.
Big Cat
You ask the question.
Memes
That's just not ask the question. If you were to say that you don't like people that drive in the median, would you assume that they were talk. That they misspoke and they were talking about people who drive on the shoulder.
Big Cat
Talking to Mike in traffic?
Keith Yandle
Yes.
Memes
Thank you.
Big Cat
Okay. All right, well, there's the ruling. All right, we're coming down to dinner in a minute. We're just wrapping up. That was good, Ryan. Whitney, you'll hear him in a second.
Zach
All right, last pick. Someone who FaceTimes or talks on speakerphone on the train.
Big Cat
Okay, good one.
PFT Commenter
It's bad.
Big Cat
Good one. All right, I think our last pick. I'll. I'll tell a story behind it. Zach. This is where I think Zach and I hopefully will be strong as a team, because I'm old. He's a little younger. And what was the first. I think the first person I said to you was. Do you remember what I said? I was like, who is that YouTuber Doherty? Yeah. So Jack Doherty's our pick. He. That guy needs to get punched so bad. I consume his work. I just see him on Twitter, and I hate him.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, there's no good parts.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. And he, like, goes around with his bodyguards, like. Like with people, and then his bodyguards step in for him. He needs to be punched in the face.
Memes
We had it on the list. Yeah, we had it. Like, he's. As far as, like, Internet people go.
Big Cat
He.
Memes
He's one.
Big Cat
Yeah. And I said that. I said it to Zach, and I Was just like, yeah, who's that YouTuber? Instantly, he's like, Jack Doherty.
PFT Commenter
That guy's bodyguards. They. They do a bad service for bodyguards.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You should not work for him as a bodyguard.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Hank
Our last pick, we're gonna go kind of similar to Ravel. Just it'd be fun to hear the sound and see the reaction, Although you probably get sued as well. Elon Musk.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
PFT Commenter
That'd be a good punch.
Hank
Be a fun. Just the sound.
PFT Commenter
And Hank has been anti elon since, like, 2007. I didn't know you guys were libcocks in 2017. That's when he was a lib.
Hank
Is that true?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I never had too strong opinion on Elon.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, no, you called him a dork a few times.
Memes
You just said he was the fourth most person.
Hank
You would be fun to punch him.
Big Cat
Yeah. He's on your Mount Rushmore. You want to punch. All right, what did we miss?
Hank
Be fun to punch him.
Big Cat
Violence.
Hank
What would. Well, I guess I should have tried.
Big Cat
We.
Hank
It was contentious. It was already too contentious. It just would have got more contentious. But what if I said Casey Anthony?
Big Cat
That would have been an interesting one. We did have some bad people. Unless we had, like, Osama bin Laden.
Hank
Flow from progressive.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Hater.
Memes
When you said the I flow from progressive.
Big Cat
Wait, you talk? Wait, was flow the ones? No, that's the ATC girl.
Hank
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Big Cat
You're talking about my face.
PFT Commenter
Lily from @t. Nothing. So when we did this list, Hank very helpfully sends out a notes. A notes document. The definition of just that we can.
Hank
Both share getting a snowball going.
PFT Commenter
So. So Hank sent out the notes document, and it's labeled, guys, you want to beat up. And it only had three people on it. And it had three people on it for probably about two hours because I was uploading my ideas to it, and all Hank had was Hitler, school principal, and Darth Vader.
Big Cat
I love it.
PFT Commenter
On the list. School principal. I think that's a good pick.
Big Cat
Just get it going. Yeah. No. Yeah. Everyone hates who.
PFT Commenter
Who likes their school.
Hank
Principal Nelson.
Big Cat
We got ours going, and Zach's. A couple of his first ones were guy who we. Guy who talks too loud at movies. That was a good one. Guys who drive slingshots. Oh, yeah, I don't like to slingshots. And then Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.
Max
Yeah, Bill Clinton probably should get punched.
Big Cat
Yeah, he should. Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
There's always one guy that shows up in training camp on the slingshot.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
For NFL season, it's like what are you doing, man?
Big Cat
Also, Zach, my favorite one that I think was pretty niche. You want to say it? The. The. I assume that's a Call of Duty thing.
Max
Oh, yeah. Guys who use aimbot, they fuck all those guys.
Ryan Whitney
I'll say it.
PFT Commenter
That's a good pick.
Big Cat
He said it to me, and I was like, I don't know what this is, but I'm putting it on the honorable mention.
Max
I don't stand on a lot, but I'll stand on that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we had honorable mentions. Kanye.
Zach
We had Kanye as well.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Jaden Smith.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Aaron Boone.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I think everybody, even Yankees fans, would put him on that list. Keith Olbermann.
Big Cat
Okay. Yeah, good one.
PFT Commenter
Jackson Mahomes.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
James Corden.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Mgk. Carson Wentz.
Memes
I kind of like mgk.
PFT Commenter
I like him, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But it'd be fun to punch.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Okay. All right.
Hank
Originally. Originally, there was one point it was guys, like. I think the wording was guys you want to beat up. So I had Khabib on there just because, like, it'd be awesome to say you could beat up Khabib, but I don't necessarily want to punch him in the face.
Big Cat
Yeah, we have. We. So some of the other guys that we had, we had Goodell.
Hank
Goodell's a good one.
Big Cat
Yeah. Bin Laden, Putin King Joffrey. Love to punch him.
PFT Commenter
He had Draco Malfoy.
Big Cat
Yeah, we had. Let's see. Oh, blooper love.
Memes
Great one.
Big Cat
Brandon Walker.
PFT Commenter
Brandon Walker.
Big Cat
Oh, why are we.
PFT Commenter
Why are we squabbling?
Big Cat
Jose Canseco. I put on the list, but Billy already did that for us.
PFT Commenter
Took care of it.
Big Cat
Yeah. Also Hardo Bison. Bicyclists, like, the guys who, like, don't follow the rule. Like, they're dressed like Lance Armstrong. They don't follow the stop sign rules. They don't follow, like, traffic light. And then they get mad at you.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. They yell at you as they're going through the intersection.
Big Cat
Yeah. Those guys are. I. I mean, remember Sean Avery used to do videos in New York City where he would just, like, get in fights with every bicyclist who would put their bike in the middle of the sidewalk. And I just loved those videos.
PFT Commenter
You know what I realized, though? A lot of that. It's. We're used to seeing that from, like, the car's point of view.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But when bicyclists put videos out of pedestrians walking into the bike lane, I feel the same way about pedestrians as I do about bicyclists.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When I'm in a car.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I'm like, those idiots.
Big Cat
Yeah. That's a fact. That's absolutely a fact. What else? Any others we had?
Zach
Well, me and Max's brains weren't really working, so I. I threw out Stephen Hawking.
Big Cat
Oh, that's a great pick. I like that.
Hank
That's a great talk about people.
Big Cat
You could probably kill Phenomenal people forget.
Hank
That Stephen Hawking left his wife when he was a vegetable.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach
He's like a huge piece.
Hank
Cheated on his wife as a vegetable.
Big Cat
He was a sexual deviant, and you.
Zach
Could just tee off on him.
PFT Commenter
He also died seven years ago.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach
They had Hitler.
Big Cat
Yeah. Remember?
PFT Commenter
They didn't. Didn't Jerry Sandusky? Not Jerry. I didn't know Jeffrey Epstein built a special submarine for Stephen Hawking.
Big Cat
Did he?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
No, wait, Jeffrey Epstein did?
Hank
Yeah, they're boys.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, we have Jeffrey Epstein on there.
Hank
Jeffrey Epstein's a. Probably.
Big Cat
What do you guys think about Zuckerberg?
PFT Commenter
Punch him, too.
Big Cat
Yeah, it'd be kind of fun.
Hank
I actually thought about the dude that played Zuckerberg in. In the movie. Like, he's a good actor. He's a good actor, but, like. Yeah, great actor. No, no personal beef with him. I think he's good. He's a great actor. I just, like, he's got a punchable face.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Oh, we had Tony.
Hank
And I think it's more just probably.
Big Cat
The characters, but he'd have to be doing it, like, in the middle of a. Oh, I don't know, jib boom. Because I don't really hate him otherwise.
Zach
Also, the. The guy who replaced Adam Richmond on Man vs. Food. Oh, yeah, that came up on the TV yesterday. I had no idea that happened.
Memes
He hasn't stopped talking about it, literally, since. Since it came up. He's been talking about how he hates.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And you get.
PFT Commenter
Not Richmond. Oh, no, you're pissed off.
Big Cat
It'd be brutal.
Memes
And it was like one of those marathons and they. And we were, like, working, and it just kept coming on, and he was getting angrier and angrier.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Memes
Like, we. Like the next day at breakfast, he would be like, how about that guy who thinks he could be at Richmond?
PFT Commenter
I think I would like to punch Howie Mandel in the face, too.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No real reason.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Blutman's Godfather.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
No, no real reason.
Big Cat
Listen, we're just throwing these out there. Do you. Do you think about maybe putting Mr. Bing Bong on there? Not Jerry O' Connell, but Mr. Bing Bong who broke your ear?
Hank
Yes, yes. Yeah, I would have loved to Stand up and punch him in the face. That would have. That would have been fantastic.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What about co workers?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Memes
Hank had his. Or Memes had his boss, Nicky Smokes.
Hank
You're his boss. No, I mean. Said I might promote you to his.
PFT Commenter
Hank would have played on the graphic.
Big Cat
Stephen Che from time to time.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I don't think he'd get that upset.
Big Cat
No, he'd be like, what did I do? Cool punch, buddy.
PFT Commenter
What did I do to. Yeah, I did something.
Big Cat
Yeah. Do you guys have any other co workers?
PFT Commenter
Sometimes Hank, but.
Big Cat
Yeah, usually not.
Memes
Shane Memes.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Zach
I just want to put Shane in there.
Big Cat
Memes has all of us on his office, Correct? Well, he's just not saying it.
Zach
No, no, I like you guys. I like you guys.
Big Cat
You've. You've. You've had arguments before. You've had your fist balled. You were the Arthur me.
Hank
The jets lost to the Patriots, and, like, you came in with a gun.
Memes
Other than Zach, you wanted to punch every single one of us.
Big Cat
Jack McCarthy. For. For sure. For sure.
Zach
I like Jack.
Memes
Oh, Nikki Smokes. We had that on.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just said him.
Memes
I was thinking of man versus food guy.
Big Cat
Guy who gives an unsolicited lock, like.
PFT Commenter
Just out of nowhere, like, hands you an envelope.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It says trick scuba.
Big Cat
When it hits, it's okay, but when it loses, it's. It's very mean. What else do we have, Zach? You have any others?
Memes
Oh, fantasy football guy. When you're rooting for your bets.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, Y. Oh, we had.
Big Cat
That's also, like, become player prop guy, too. Yeah, yeah. Like when Jerry has, like, a 10 leg parlay and he's going crazy, and you're like, my team's playing.
PFT Commenter
We had the dynamic duo. DeSean Watson, Justin Tucker.
Big Cat
Yep. That's good.
PFT Commenter
Jim Kramer, the. The mad money guy. Yeah, that guy sucks.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Piers Morgan.
Hank
Piers Morgan was. Yeah, it was a good pick.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Ray Rice.
PFT Commenter
Ray Rice. Yep.
Big Cat
Just like for all women.
PFT Commenter
Yep. You're taking the stairs.
Big Cat
Yeah. Boom. Any other Zach.
Max
The guys who sell crypto courses on Instagram?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. It sounds personal. That sounds like you've gotten. Have you.
Big Cat
Have you.
PFT Commenter
Have you dabbled?
Big Cat
No.
Max
No, not at all.
Big Cat
Was there ever a time you were thinking about dabbling?
Max
Yeah, I'm not that good at math.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Ryan Whitney
No.
Big Cat
All right. Yeah. Zach's initial spellings were so bad. He is. He is like one. One bad speller. He might be worse than you.
Max
We were brainstorming.
Hank
It wasn't like you're in urine. That's That's a hard title to have.
Max
I don't spell too well, but, like, I think there's a lot of people out there who aren' Best spelling.
Big Cat
He spelled. He spelled Darren Revel. D, A, R, I, N, R, I, V, e, L. Darren. R.L.
Memes
He spelled Joel Embiid, I, M, B.
Big Cat
E, E, D. Yeah, Roger, you want.
Hank
I have team phonetic spelling, like, I. You will never hear a peep from me.
Big Cat
How do you guys think you spelled.
PFT Commenter
G U, D, A, L?
Big Cat
Nope, you're wrong. G, A, D, E, L. Okay.
PFT Commenter
Goodell.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I like that.
Big Cat
All right, good. Mount Rushmore, boys.
PFT Commenter
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Big Cat
Okay. We now welcome on two very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very special guests. Because they're our best friends. It is Keith, Yandel, Ryan, Whitney from the Spitting Chicklets podcast. And we just want to have you guys on to hang out. Is it can or is it? Will Connor McDavid ever win the big one? Can Connor McDavid win the big one?
PFT Commenter
Should he?
Big Cat
Should he win the big one? Can he win the big one?
Keith Yandle
Yes.
Big Cat
Can he? Can he win?
PFT Commenter
There's no such thing as should in sports.
Big Cat
Can he win the big one?
Keith Yandle
Yes.
Big Cat
Wait, no. That was a question for Yance.
Keith Yandle
Okay.
Ryan Whitney
I think yes. Not in Edmonton.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
PFT Commenter
I like that. That's a good take.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. That take is interesting to me because everyone's like, they can't win it. They can't win it. Like, they've been to. I know, the finals two years in a row, Game seven, Game six against one of the best teams. I mean, I don't know, 97 Red Wings. Like, I'm talking, like, who's gonna beat Florida? They're better. The past years, they've been better than everyone but one team. So to think that they. Edmonton, like, needs to completely change everything is crazy to me.
PFT Commenter
Okay, not, not maybe not everything. Maybe he just needs to go somewhere else. Maybe he needs to go to Florida or.
Big Cat
Oh, ring. Chase. Is he in the ring?
Keith Yandle
Yeah, no, Merle said he's going to Tampa.
Ryan Whitney
I don't need him in Tampa.
Big Cat
All right, so how, how are you feeling after? Because, I mean, we joke, but he can't win the big one as of right now.
Ryan Whitney
He's still young.
Big Cat
How old is he?
Keith Yandle
28.
Big Cat
Okay. He is still young.
Keith Yandle
So the big one.
Hank
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, he's got a lot of time. That was just, that was, that was worse than last year because I, Everyone was like, all right. It was the whole. I came on and talked about Crosby beating the wings, Gretzky beating the Islanders. It just made. It was all lining up to be exactly as the other two legends had done it, and it wasn't even close. I mean, Florida, listen, like, they got. Kachuk got injured, so then they had all that money. That, that's how they got Jones, that's how they got Marshawn. So that, that works out perfect. And then it turns out at the end of the series, Edmonton's being investigated by the league for, like, abusing the ltir rule, which is. Evander Kane was out, apparently. He could have come back sooner than he did.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Ryan Whitney
Well, Matthew. Matthew was actually hurt. Like, he shouldn't even probably been playing the first series.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, no, for sure. But Kane was hurt. Yeah. No, wait, so I'm not dogging the Panthers.
Big Cat
Are you saying the Oilers cheated and still didn't win?
Keith Yandle
Apparently, according to the league, even though everyone's been doing this for, For, I don't know, five, six, seven years longer than that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
And now all of a sudden, like, you know, kick a man when he's down. Edmonton's being looked at as possibly, I don't know, I don't know what the punishment would be. A fine or a draft pick or something. I don't know if anything's come out, but I don't picture this guy retiring without a Stanley Cup. Maybe it's not Edmonton, I don't know, but Edmonton's not nearly as, like, lost or, or in that bad of a spot. The way people make them sound to be.
PFT Commenter
Is it, Is it malpractice on the GM for the goalie situation?
Keith Yandle
That, yeah, that's a, That's a problem. After I was like, I, I, I said on Chicklets, like, they don't have a goalie that you can win the Stanley cup with. Now, once again, they Were one game a two, one game away from winning the cup with them and then a final strip again. But if your starting goalie is getting pulled and losing his job in back to back playoffs, I don't think you have a Stanley cup goalie.
Big Cat
No, you, I mean, yeah, Bob was like, he's going to, he's going to turn it on. He's going to start shutting the door on him.
Ryan Whitney
I think to his point with the goalie situation, everything like it shows how good Connor is, what he's done for that team, bringing them to back to back finals. I think he is the main. Obviously he's got Leon to his Batman Robin, but he is so elite it's insane. But we were talking the other day, how many goalies in the NHL would you trust right now to beat Bob in a seven game series?
Keith Yandle
We like. And he beat him this year in five.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, probably zero.
Ryan Whitney
And he wasn't even at his top at like what he was playing.
Keith Yandle
Bob shaved his head maybe.
Big Cat
Who's the blues guy?
Ryan Whitney
Bennington?
Big Cat
No.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. I mean he's good games, good in big games. That's, that's, that's true. That's, that's a good one. But there's no person in hockey choosing him over Bob. No, Bob, like I just met, he shaved his head like two days after the cup and at the press conference said, yeah, new haircut, new year. I'm starting to get prepared. Yeah.
Big Cat
No, as the Panthers were like trashing the Oilers and celebrating their dicks off. Bob even said he's like, yeah, I don't really do this. Like I'm, I'm more just appreciative of.
Keith Yandle
The moment and I'm ready for like the next season.
PFT Commenter
He's a psycho.
Keith Yandle
Now here's the problem for the rest of the league. Like, like it's, it's been discussed the past two years. But for all those years, Florida was bad. It was a sleeping giant because it was like at some point. Yeah, when they get the right ownership and they get a good team, every single guy is going to want to go there. And it's, it's completely happened now.
Big Cat
So this sounds like an NBA problem. This happens.
Keith Yandle
It's a state tax problem. So Panthers fans get mad at this too. But biz and I have been, been. Biz has been on it more than anyone. Biz counting everyone there needs to be like something done.
PFT Commenter
Because they got Biz to learn tax law.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, exactly. No, he's like good with like money law. Like he like. So that's something Right up his alley.
PFT Commenter
But it's not like. It's not like the Panthers are the only team in the league that has that right.
Keith Yandle
No, no. It's Vegas, Nashville, Nashville, Dallas, Tampa, Florida. Tampa, Florida. The only two in the East Eastern Conference.
Ryan Whitney
Utah. Is Utah alone?
Keith Yandle
I don't. I don't know if Utah is a no state tax fracking. Is Washington. No Washington.
Ryan Whitney
I think there.
Keith Yandle
Is it that. No, I don't think so.
Ryan Whitney
But.
Keith Yandle
The. The. The cap being what it was, right? It. Maybe it wasn't that big of a deal. And this is not taking away from the Cups. It really isn't. But as the cap goes up and up, and we're talking like, in five years, the cap could be 150 million a year. Dude, you're talking about saving, you know, $20 million.
Big Cat
I got a question.
PFT Commenter
No state income tax in Washington.
Big Cat
Oh, wow.
Keith Yandle
Okay. So Seattle.
Big Cat
Seattle. I got a question. Why doesn't.
Keith Yandle
It's not warm and nice all year, though.
Big Cat
That's true. Why doesn't Canada just make a law that no hockey players ever have to pay any taxes?
Keith Yandle
That's a great question.
Big Cat
Like, if I were running for prime minister, Karen, be like, first thing I do, not a single NHL player pays a single cent of tax.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Let's win some cups.
Keith Yandle
I. I think that. I think Canada is like. I think all those taxes are similar to, like, New York. They're not. They're not.
Big Cat
Yeah. They gotta get rid of them.
Keith Yandle
So Canada to get a cup again, forget going. Forget not wanting to be a part of the media circus. Like, you're then mentioning, like, oh, you're gonna save money too. It's like, who's gonna sign in Canada?
Big Cat
Free room and board, too.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
Throw it all in.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Hank
Everything.
Big Cat
We'll pay the. This. The government will pay the players.
Keith Yandle
So if the cap goes up, it's gonna become something where, like, this is a legit issue.
Big Cat
Okay.
Keith Yandle
In my opinion, Betman stuffed biz in a locker room saying, no.
Big Cat
He did. What about, though? We. When we had biz on, we had questions from a first grader, and one of the first graders asked, should Connor McDavid just try to score more? Because did he only have one goal in the Stanley cup final?
Keith Yandle
Yeah, he was. Yeah. I mean, it's Florida. It's. It's Florida, man. Like, they're so good.
Big Cat
Do you think he should try to score more?
Ryan Whitney
I think he's trying his hardest. I think he.
PFT Commenter
But shoot more.
Ryan Whitney
Like, I think you gotta shoot more, mate.
Big Cat
Like, I don't know. Like, listen, to the guys sitting in the nosebleeds, you say shoot the puck every single time.
Keith Yandle
No, never listen to those guys. No, never.
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Keith Yandle
That was mid game. That was mid game sex.
PFT Commenter
Oh, that was during the game.
Big Cat
And we would have gone to games.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So that's the other thing.
Big Cat
Now can I get a little credit?
Ryan Whitney
That was.
PFT Commenter
I bought a plane ticket.
Ryan Whitney
Top shelf.
Keith Yandle
You were going too.
PFT Commenter
I bought a plane to get out there and I really wanted to go, but I couldn't.
Ryan Whitney
Thought you were getting a plane because.
Keith Yandle
There wasn't a game.
PFT Commenter
Because there wasn't a game.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, I know now, Dan, I didn't think it would happen. But you, you. He had lined up a jet. I was flying to Chicago. We were jetting there.
Big Cat
We were going all the Chiclets guys. Max was coming.
Keith Yandle
Here's the thing.
Ryan Whitney
I wasn't.
Keith Yandle
They would have lost that game and it would have been.
Big Cat
And I would have been so mad at you.
Keith Yandle
Even worse.
Big Cat
So mad at you.
Ryan Whitney
You would have bet what the plane cost everything on Edmonton. Yep.
Big Cat
Because I would have been like I have to make the biggest bet of my life on Edmonton.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
So actually, you did save me money.
PFT Commenter
What happened over the course of, like, the next two days after the Cup? How deep was the hole you were in?
Big Cat
You didn't sweet for like a week.
Keith Yandle
It was brutal. I'm. Yeah, I'm done. It's season ended. I'm done. But I, I, I was.
Big Cat
She doesn't even have.
Keith Yandle
I was more depressed, not about the loss, but about, like, I don't think Florida's going anywhere. Like, realistically, they could play again.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
And I don't know. I don't how, how if they get Marshawn and Bennett back, Like, I think if they lose Ekblad, I, I still think they'll be fine. If Marshawn and Bennett come back, they're, they're probably going to win two more.
PFT Commenter
Sean was going to the Leafs.
Keith Yandle
What?
PFT Commenter
I saw Marshawn going to the Leafs.
Keith Yandle
Maybe that's. Well, Biz said that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Oh, I saw a really convincing Photoshop.
Keith Yandle
Biz tweeted out a text message. So he, you know, he edited it so you couldn't see the name. It said, marshawn to Toronto. Four years, nine million a year. It's done. And I said, who was that? He's like some guy.
Big Cat
Some guy himself. Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Okay.
Big Cat
All right. So I have a real question. Hockey question. Because obviously it was talked about with McDavid's press conference after he's got one year left.
Keith Yandle
Yes.
Big Cat
Do you think there's any chance they trade him? Because, like, if you're, if you think he's going to walk, you have to trade him, right?
Keith Yandle
Have to. You can't. I think the only way Oilers fans would ever have a right. Maybe I'm not word. The only way an Oilers fan could tell me they hated Connor McDavid is if he doesn't tell them, listen, I'm not resigning. So they get nothing for him. I guess. I get that. I get that. Like, you gotta at least put them in a position to get something. Like, right. Toronto's getting nothing from Mitch Marner. Like, that's, that's crippling. If he were to tell them that and move on, like I would as an Oilers fan. I get it. And maybe it's because I played. I'm like, this guy gave you everything. 10 years and it'll be 11. I mean, he gave you everything he had. He was like, I, I, I. That's probably a huge disconnect with former and current athletes and fans. But to me, it's like, dude, he got Drafted. He went there. He was incredible. They went to two Stanley cup finals. He wanted to leave. Yeah, it would suck, but it would be right.
Big Cat
Because you couldn't do it now, would you. Are you prepared for if he ask for a trade where when he gets trade from Edmonton for us to become the biggest Connor McDavid fans on Whatever.
Keith Yandle
I wouldn't really. I wouldn't really get.
Ryan Whitney
But he can't too.
Big Cat
Yeah, he. No, he'll stay it. But then we'll just.
Keith Yandle
I wouldn't go. That would be. That would be. That would be one of your worst looks. That would be like a true. Like, wow. They're like real losers.
Big Cat
No, but I mean.
PFT Commenter
Appreciate greatness. It's about appreciating greatness. You've been trying to educate us about Conor McDavid for the last five years.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And now we're finally starting to come around on it. And you're. You're starting to sound like you're a hater.
Keith Yandle
But if you're coming around on it, then why would you not like him in Edmonton?
Ryan Whitney
McDavid fan or a Oilers fan?
PFT Commenter
I'm a McDavid fan.
Keith Yandle
Against me.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
So.
Big Cat
But if.
PFT Commenter
And then I saw how the Oilers treat the guy.
Keith Yandle
I actually don't mind it because as I said in Chicago, like, I now have. My Sundays are like, who's playing the Bears and he's playing the Redskins. And being able to root against two different teams is so great for me. And like, just. And almost. And like you said, hoping that one of your teams get to the super bowl and then like, oh, my God, if they lose this one, it's even better.
Ryan Whitney
The Bears are never getting commanders.
Keith Yandle
No.
Big Cat
You should do a boosted draftkings but parlay every week. That's just a fade. This is.
Keith Yandle
Ryan. Let these guys parlay commanders and fade the.
PFT Commenter
Oh, would it be better or worse if he got traded to the Kings.
Keith Yandle
For.
Big Cat
What's the worst. Yeah. What's the worst place to get traded?
Keith Yandle
Oh, if he ends up on the Maple Leaf somehow.
Big Cat
I.
Keith Yandle
That. That's like the end of the.
Ryan Whitney
I didn't even think of that.
Big Cat
I didn't think about that either.
Keith Yandle
But that would be.
Big Cat
You would actually have to, like, break up with Biz. You would have to be like a marriage counselor.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, I know.
Keith Yandle
I don't think. I don't know if he wants that madness, but he might. No, he wants it.
Big Cat
He wants that madness.
Ryan Whitney
Dude, don't even put that in the universe.
Keith Yandle
And if David signs a short extension, which, like, that's like Rumored, like, he maybe signs a two year extension. So he's three years left on the Oilers.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Then if Oilers fans still are mad when he leaves, if they don't win, it's like, dude, that's 13 years he gave you.
PFT Commenter
Like, what was all that about him wanting to talk to his agent afterwards? Like, I got to talk to my agent before I make.
Keith Yandle
So that there was a quote that we played on Chiclets that was a little like somebody asked him about basically the core there and how everyone's young and there's still time. And he was like, yeah. He was kind of like, yeah, like, I guess or something. Something that was like. It doesn't necessarily scream like, yeah, I can't wait to come back with this group.
PFT Commenter
So now you. You like, read so far into that.
Keith Yandle
It was probably everyone's reading so far, but there's never been. I mean, there's never been a player like this that's. You know, Sid was always. Boom. He signed with Pittsburgh the minute he could ovi. Boom. Signs with Washington the minute he could. Like, there's never been a player that's like coming up upon free agency and. And isn't locked in.
PFT Commenter
Is he the biggest free agent ever?
Ryan Whitney
Ever?
PFT Commenter
If he gets there.
Ryan Whitney
Ever.
Keith Yandle
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Ryan Whitney
I don't even.
Keith Yandle
What super generational.
Ryan Whitney
When he did like, that whole, like, touring going around.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. We're not talking NBA.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Wait, you think hockey is. Not even close. He's number one.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, no, I meant including NBA.
Keith Yandle
No, because LeBron was right.
PFT Commenter
Okay, so respect for LeBron.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
I mean, well, he's more famous. Right.
Ryan Whitney
If we're going in the US who's.
PFT Commenter
More talented, McDavid or LeBron?
Keith Yandle
I don't know enough about basketball. I'd have to ask, like, I would.
Ryan Whitney
Say with like, Conor, like LeBron had, like, he's 6, 8, 250 pounds. Like, he's physically dominant. Like, if Connor McDavid walked in here right now, you'd be like, hey, like, you wouldn't think he was who he is. So I think for what he has, he's got more out of. He's a better.
PFT Commenter
More skilled.
Ryan Whitney
More skilled?
Keith Yandle
Yeah. Like, if McDavid was the size of Tom Wilson and this good, it would be like, well, he's. He. But he's. He's not. He's like, I don't know, what, 61? A buck 90?
Big Cat
Yeah, he's 61.
Keith Yandle
He's pretty taller than you think. Yeah, he's taller than you think.
PFT Commenter
Could you kick his ass?
Keith Yandle
No, I Can't kick anyone's ass. Literally.
Big Cat
Wait, Yanz, did you ever have an offseason where you. You said you had to talk to your agent first?
Ryan Whitney
I think the. The whole play when you say up. Talking to my agent is not. If I'm the GM of that team, I'm like, oh, boy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Because usually, I don't know. I mean, he's such a different level. You just don't know. Right.
Keith Yandle
Like, my thing the whole time has been that Draisaitl resigned last summer. So with one year to go, you're allowed to resign. And I was like, all right, Connor's coming back, right? Because why would Leon have signed up if Connor was like, yeah, I'm not sure yet. Now Grinelli's argument is like, well, he could.
Ryan Whitney
He.
Keith Yandle
He knows that he's so good as well, that if McDavid leaves, he'll be like, trademate, too.
Big Cat
Right. Right.
PFT Commenter
So what about the rest of the East? Let's say Marshawn doesn't resign. Where would he go?
Keith Yandle
I don't know. Like, I. I actually could see him going to Toronto.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Biz actually might be right.
Keith Yandle
No, that's like. I don't know. My thing with Marshawn is, I think, like, he was so shocked to get traded and. And not be a Bruin for life. Then he goes to Florida and wins. He's probably like, I'll just stay here. And then I did two teams, but I got a cup with both.
Big Cat
Right.
Keith Yandle
I don't see him. It's. He's. Everyone's like, he's been underpaid his whole career, which is true, like, by a lot. But he still made 60.
Big Cat
Right.
Keith Yandle
So it's like. Yeah, it's not like he's still eating.
Big Cat
Well, what about. Did you guys see the 500k bill at 11 from the Panthers?
Ryan Whitney
Beautiful. Yeah, that was on our podcast.
Big Cat
Oh, you guys broke that news. Who told you that?
Keith Yandle
Math.
Ryan Whitney
Math. We do spit and Chiclets.
Big Cat
It was comp.
Ryan Whitney
They said we had a. They said we had a call. He was like, marchie went to go back in to pay. Which if you're going back in to pay, you haven't been underpaid. Yeah, but he has. He has. And. But it's. He was going back in. And Matthew goes, yeah, I think he forgot that we had a $500,000 comp.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
PFT Commenter
Was it itemized?
Big Cat
That's incredible.
Keith Yandle
I never saw the CBS receipt. Yeah, Bruins had the legendary one of the receipt of, like, 100.
Big Cat
Why didn't you go to 11. You were a Panther?
Ryan Whitney
I was already. I was up here for the summer.
Big Cat
Wait, so you guys met when you guys were both on the Panthers, right?
Ryan Whitney
Who, me and.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, we met when I was, like, six.
Big Cat
Yeah, but then you guys.
Keith Yandle
No, we weren't on the Panthers together.
Big Cat
I thought you were for, like, a week.
Ryan Whitney
No, no, no.
Keith Yandle
He came. He signed two years after. Yeah.
Big Cat
When you guys were never on an NHL.
Keith Yandle
No, Never got to play together. But we both got to play with Biz, so that's the real win.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's true.
Ryan Whitney
We trained to give together every summer.
PFT Commenter
Did they talk about which. Which days on the Panthers? Like, when you got there, it was legendary.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah. You walk in, you see the mural, you understand, and it's like he. He downplays it. Like, he played for the team. Like, he could rule. He could. Well, take him as a fan.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Like, if he wants to come over, he wore that jersey. Biz never wore the Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. Light candles on national tv. Like, we will take wit.
Big Cat
We were on the Coyotes with Biz.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
What was your first. When you first met Biz? What were you like, who is this guy?
Ryan Whitney
So he. I called Wit. He's like. He's like, oh, you guys just picked up Biz. Whatever. He's like, mark my words, you're going to hate his guts the first three days, and then you guys will be boys. And he hit it on the head. Like, we almost fought.
Big Cat
Really?
Ryan Whitney
First practice.
Keith Yandle
Why you guys don't get biz at that age? He was a psycho idiot.
Big Cat
I remember he was like. He was.
Ryan Whitney
He is he idiot.
Keith Yandle
No, like. Like the loudest person in the locker room. Mario Lemus walking around. Mark Rey's walking around. Yo, yo, yo, Mario, you want to grab lunch, Dude? He was going to P.O.
Ryan Whitney
Or whatever, and.
Big Cat
And he's not even. Like, they could just cut him any. Any moment.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, dude.
Keith Yandle
Somebody be like, dude, that's Mario. Like, you don't really like. And he'd be like, whoa. You know, see if he wants to have lunch. Like, he doesn't even get. Like, how we.
Ryan Whitney
So our captain in Phoenix, Shane Doane, like, the biggest warrior ever. The guy was a fucking animal. Animal. Like, the trainers used to have to beg him to come on the table, get some work done. So he never would go in the trainer's room. He was just, like, a fucking pro. Thorbread. So he's on the table. What, like, business first day. Like, he, like, did something to his hip or whatever, and he walks in and he's on the table, and Biz first days are, oh, Donor on the table again. So the trainers are like, no, like, don't say that. Donor gets up. He's usually the. Like, Donor's the. Usually the last guy on the ice. He was the first guy on the ice. Waiting, like, skating around. He's like, I'm gonna kill this kid. And then I almost fought him that first day.
Big Cat
Why?
Ryan Whitney
Cuz I saw what happened with Donor. Donor was my guy. He took care of me. So I like, whatever. Something happened. Then I, like, kind of, like, speared him or whatever, and he's like, let's go, let's go. Drops his gloves. I go in practice. In practice, he's about. He's like, shaking his gloves. I go, bro, you drop those gloves, the sticks going over your noodle.
PFT Commenter
Does that happen a lot? Other fights in practice? A lot.
Keith Yandle
When you're struggling, when the team, like.
Big Cat
Do they let them just fight?
Keith Yandle
Yeah. The legendary one was when the Blues were in last place. They had a fight between Bertuzo and.
Ryan Whitney
The kid from Zach Sanford.
Keith Yandle
Zach Sanford and Bertuzzo tuned him up, but, like, it. Something clicked. Now, whether it was that or not, I don't know, but the team just caught fire. And, you know, there's. There needed to be some release in practice where. But they happen. Not. Not crazy. Common.
PFT Commenter
I just love the story of Biz going into the training room, and it's probably this guy's nightmare to be made fun of for being training.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
And then that's why he didn't go in.
PFT Commenter
All his worst fears come true.
Keith Yandle
And this is when Biz was selling his clothes.
Big Cat
I remember he was like, the first any teller to get like, a million Instagram followers.
Keith Yandle
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Yeah, he was selling his clothes. He'd, like, offer guys deals on, like, T shirts, and he was.
Big Cat
Wait, so when did it click that you became friends with this?
Ryan Whitney
Three days.
Big Cat
What happened?
Ryan Whitney
So I used to. I'd never drove to the rank. I'd always get rides. I just hate driving. So I'm there. And, like, the guy that drove me, he was like, hey, I gotta bounce. Find another ride. Last guy there, Biz. I'm like, oh, go. I get in the back. He's got, like, a Toyota Camry. And it's like there's a. A hockey stick in between, like, the. The handles in the back with all of his clothes hanging. I'm like, hey, dude, you ever think you need to, like, back up? It didn't have, like, a backup camera, so I'm like, oh, my God. He drops me off he like sees the house. He's like, you mind if I crash.
PFT Commenter
Here for a couple weeks?
Ryan Whitney
I'm like, absolutely not, dude. I got a wife and kids. Like, absolutely not. No, I didn't have kids at the time. See the extra bedroom, but good practice. Fight story. This guy Josh Gratton that I played with was a mutant nail gun, like tough as crazy. So in our best defenseman at the time time. His name, Ed Jovanowski, who was crazy tough too, but he was our best D man, making like the most money. They get into a fight in practice and Gratz just like grabbed him and just took like 10 punches to the face. We're in the locker master. I'm like, why didn't you swing back? He goes, I hit him. I go to the miners. 10 punches in the face. I'm like, oh, this guy.
Keith Yandle
This kid couldn't get cut.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Ryan Whitney
His skin was like double this thick as a normal person.
Keith Yandle
Jesus.
Big Cat
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Keith Yandle
He was so tough. Yeah, Biz. Biz. Biz back in Pittsburgh. Oh my God. It was, it was.
Big Cat
So you got drafted and he came what, a year later?
Keith Yandle
He actually got drafted the year after me, but then he was pro before me because I stayed in college for a couple of years, right. And then the first time I ever saw biz, I walked into Mellon Arena 7:45 in the morning. I was the second session skating. No. Yeah. I showed up at like say 8, 7:45. I was skating at 9:30. And he is middle of the ice squaring off with Dan Carcillo fighting, like maybe the fight. They were probably. And they were boys. And I'm like, who is this guy? And then he came off base on nasty. I'm like, I hate this kid. And I just started loving him. Once you get to know him, what's.
PFT Commenter
The draft process like in the NHL? Like, do you got, did you have a party at your house?
Keith Yandle
I went to the draft.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big Cat
Yeah, because you were high picked.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, I was a first round pick. Most a lot of guys, I don't know if it's the same, would go like go to the draft. Like, even if you were projected third round, they'd go see your friends. It's not like the NFL where you.
PFT Commenter
See the, your camera's on you. It's like, oh, this guy's so sad that he hasn't been drafted yet.
Big Cat
No.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, my draft, they did. There was a guy that was like supposed to go first overall for like three years and he didn't. And they'd pick a guy, put him on camera. Then they just panned this kid in the crowd. I remember being like, oh, Jay Beaumeister. He ended up doing pretty good.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Wait, so wait, so you went to your draft, you didn't go to yours, right?
Ryan Whitney
No, my party for kids. Yeah, we had a party at my house. That was fun. Actually, mine was the lockout year, so only like the top 10, whatever it was, guys went. It was in, like a conference room. That was Sid's draft year. And, yeah, we didn't go. We had a party at my house. Like, my parents had to go out, buy a computer because. And then I got, like a phone call. They're like, hey, Wayne Gretzky wants to talk to you. I'm like, why would Wayne Gretzky want to talk to me? I didn't know he was the coach of Arizona.
Keith Yandle
I'm like, hey, what's up?
Ryan Whitney
He's like, welcome to the team. I'm like, oh, my God. And then it was just like, crazy.
PFT Commenter
That's pretty incredible that you guys. You got drafted by Wayne Gretzky.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's like an all time moment.
Big Cat
Did you. Did they. Did you think you were going to go when you went, or did you think you were going to go earlier?
Keith Yandle
You were, like, supposed to go a little early.
Ryan Whitney
I was supposed to go, yeah, like second round. I got in a little trouble off ice and then.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, you dropped. Yeah, Keith was a little crazy.
Big Cat
Wait, what pick were you?
Keith Yandle
Fifth. That's crazy week. Draft.
Big Cat
No, come on.
Keith Yandle
2003 draft. After me was Biz's draft. That's the best draft of all time. What did Biz get picked second round? Like 45th.
Big Cat
Oh, wow. Yeah. Biz is like.
Keith Yandle
He's a defenseman then.
Big Cat
Yeah. And he. But he was the greatest, like, youth hockey player of all time, right?
Keith Yandle
No, I think he was this size.
Big Cat
I thought he was.
Keith Yandle
Definitely wasn't.
Ryan Whitney
I don't know who told you that, but they lied.
Big Cat
I think it might have been Biz.
Ryan Whitney
He might have been Zach.
PFT Commenter
Wait, so wait, what round was Biz in?
Big Cat
Second.
Ryan Whitney
But that rap. So that's a bust.
PFT Commenter
Is he a bus for that?
Ryan Whitney
But he's probably the most famous out.
Keith Yandle
Of the draft who's drafted after him.
PFT Commenter
This has done pretty well.
Big Cat
He's a beauty.
Ryan Whitney
Corey Perry, I think was driving.
PFT Commenter
Great friend.
Keith Yandle
But I'd say if I'm being objective.
PFT Commenter
As a journalist, I'm looking at that draft question. Oh, like if we did the redraft.
Ryan Whitney
So Biz almost made the team at 18 in Pittsburgh as a D man.
Big Cat
Oh, no, no.
Keith Yandle
He's a fourth rounder. He's a fourth rounder. He was a fourth rounder. I don't know why I thought he.
Big Cat
Second round bust.
PFT Commenter
Proof.
Big Cat
He's good.
PFT Commenter
I retract.
Keith Yandle
No, he's Not a bust.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Not a bust at all.
Ryan Whitney
How many. Yeah, he played over what?
Big Cat
Yeah. No, he's. 200 games.
Ryan Whitney
200 games, right? Yeah, he's. He's.
Big Cat
Yeah, he is.
Ryan Whitney
They're gonna do a 30 for 30 on.
Big Cat
You. So last night we were hanging out. Whitney, you have a prediction that there's going to be a guy in the next 20 years in the NHL who's just as good with his right as he is his left?
Keith Yandle
Yeah, I was thinking about that this morning. It might be 30 years.
Big Cat
30.
Keith Yandle
But I think we're gonna get the Shohei Otani. Shohei Ohtani, ambidextrous NHL player that would rock.
Big Cat
And he'll have to have a straight.
Keith Yandle
Straight curve.
Big Cat
Like Sydney Sidney Crosby. Just straight stick.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, yeah. You have the straight stick. And then you drive wide and be unreal righty. And you drive wide and be unreal lefty. And I mean, like defending, you could switch your top hand here and there. I don't know. I just think that at some point you're gonna see things that you never thought imaginable.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
In every sport, we never thought two gloves.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, no stick.
PFT Commenter
No stick.
Big Cat
Yeah. So we just forgot that a goalie had a stick for a second.
Ryan Whitney
I did.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
We had.
Ryan Whitney
It's off season.
PFT Commenter
Some of us had a couple substances. Last night when we were talking about this. This prospect.
Keith Yandle
True.
PFT Commenter
I came up with the invention of the double curve stick. That looks like an S, so you've got two curves in it. And then I thought about saying, what about a goalie with no stick? And then I realized that's probably not gonna work out.
Ryan Whitney
No, it's bad.
PFT Commenter
What about a goalie with two.
Ryan Whitney
Ooh, illegal.
Keith Yandle
Illegal. Okay, Illegal. Right there.
PFT Commenter
Do they. This might be a dumb question. Do they actually measure the goalies pads before every game? Yeah, like, before everything.
Keith Yandle
I don't know if it's.
PFT Commenter
Because that's a really good way to cheat.
Ryan Whitney
So every goalie, if you look at their pads, the inside, like, the top has a signature on it. It's like j. Whatever. And it's. The guy has to sign off on those.
PFT Commenter
Okay. It's like random, though. But.
Ryan Whitney
So no, it's every. Every pad.
PFT Commenter
But you could maybe one day a big game.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Game seven, Stanley Cup. Break out the big pads.
Keith Yandle
I know, but imagine if, like, you won and then that new. You got busted after.
Big Cat
Imagine the Oilers. What would they do if you had a moment where you were so happy and then they're like, nope, taking it away. Have to replay the Game. The greatest day of our lives.
Ryan Whitney
To.
Keith Yandle
Fly back in the jet for game eight.
Big Cat
Turn around. I would happily send you. Oh yeah. Wait, did you guys ever play in a game with the Ebug?
Ryan Whitney
No, I had never had never where they played.
Big Cat
Oh.
Ryan Whitney
But had him on the bench.
Keith Yandle
Oh, Bas was like an E bug for like real players.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, he was just a bug. Dude. We, we had a kid in New York. Our goalie left and like our G assistant GM called me. He's like, hey, do you know any goalies around? And our buddy Bunzo was living in New York at the the time. I'm like, find some goalie pads. You're a backup tonight. Trying to get him. He, he ended up calling me back. He's like, they found a kid. It. So you get to the rink at what, 5:00 clock?
Keith Yandle
Yeah, 4:30.
Ryan Whitney
4:30. He was fully dressed at 4:30, this kid. Just ready for warm. Just ready. I'm like, guy, we got $3.
Big Cat
It is the coolest thing in sports. Like imagine if any other sport had.
Keith Yandle
That where that's like some people argue. It's like makes hockey look like no, no. But I'm like, I think it's great.
Big Cat
Awesome.
Keith Yandle
That's my favorite of all the Maple Leafs embarrassing stats. The no Cups in 67, the no conference finals. Like, it's that their Zamboni driver beat them in an NHL. That is the best thing I've ever heard.
Big Cat
Oh no. Imagine if all the other sports had it. Like if they were just like, sure, yeah. Like a basketball player. Like everyone, any fan can show up in full gear and like you could just get called on.
Keith Yandle
You just can't.
Ryan Whitney
But Biz said that as a player, he's like, they should have ebug players. Like if a guy gets hurt, I'm like, guy, you don't think a guy in like the local union 108, like sees Brad Marchand up there playing against New York, he's going to two hand him in the face.
Big Cat
Yeah, right.
Ryan Whitney
Like a goalie doesn't really have like impact.
Big Cat
Well, my big idea is we pitched it to the some of the starting pitchers we've talked to is I think the first pitch in baseball games should count. So like 50 cent goes up and he has to pitch.
Keith Yandle
You gotta be on the mound every time.
Big Cat
Just every single time.
Keith Yandle
Joe Burrow was joking around on those.
Big Cat
We I, I, we spin zoned it because we're friends with Joe Burrow. I think he got, I think that whole fanatics thing was just like they basically listed like, all right, what's going to go viral? Let's make a fake viral thing here, here. And they were like, joe Burrow, we're going to pay you, like, $2 million. Suck at throwing baseballs.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, really?
Big Cat
Yeah. That's the only way I can. I can stomach it.
PFT Commenter
I think it might be.
Ryan Whitney
He was throwing it like a football.
Big Cat
I know, but they're like, you. You can. You could do this, and we'll pay you a shitload of money. It will go viral.
PFT Commenter
I think it might be just misdirection. Like, he doesn't want people to think he's got a good arm.
Big Cat
That, too.
PFT Commenter
So he's gonna throw a bad boy. Make your enemies think that you're weak when you're strong.
Keith Yandle
They know.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Whitney
But when he's in the league for.
PFT Commenter
Like, four years, you think to yourself, like, maybe Joe Burrow sucks.
Keith Yandle
Now, what are your realistic expectations individually of your teams this year?
PFT Commenter
I'm talking about football.
Big Cat
Cautiously optimistic.
Ryan Whitney
Like, over 500.
Big Cat
Cautiously.
Keith Yandle
No, like, seriously. Like, I think they should.
Big Cat
I think they should. They have a tough schedule. I think they should win.
PFT Commenter
He's a six out of ten.
Big Cat
Not nine games. Ten games, maybe.
Keith Yandle
And.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, I'll take the.
Keith Yandle
And if he's. If he's. If he's as bad this year as he was.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. No. All right, so here's the only thing.
Keith Yandle
It's over.
Big Cat
Here's the best part about this year. I think Kaleb's really good. They have set up everything with the coach, with the offensive line, with the weapons. If he sucks this year, it's over. We'll find out right away. You know what I mean? Like, if he's bad, there's not going to be like, oh, well, they don't have an office second year, which is actually good, because you want to find out.
Keith Yandle
And if you could switch, you would take his guy, right? Right now.
Big Cat
Say that yet?
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, of course.
Keith Yandle
Oh, I think that's so obvious.
Ryan Whitney
Like, look how happy he is. You have a good quarterback. Like, we grew up with the Brady era, being New England fans. Like, you have a good quarterback.
Keith Yandle
You. Deep down, you know, I can't.
Big Cat
I can't say I'm.
PFT Commenter
Every facet of my life.
Big Cat
No comment.
PFT Commenter
Every. Every minute, every second, every activity that I do is better because I have Jane Daniels.
Big Cat
Let's get.
PFT Commenter
My days are brighter when I wake up in the morning and I'm like, what's your.
Big Cat
Let's get this conversation Back to Connor McDavid.
Keith Yandle
It. No, what's your Expectation season's over. Like, like Super Bowl.
Big Cat
Yeah. You're thinking Soupy.
PFT Commenter
I'm not thinking Soupy yet because we do have a very tough schedule. We had an easy schedule last year. This year's schedule is way, way harder. There usually is some sort of regression in the second year if quarterback comes out like that and lights the world on fire. So I, I would like to make the playoffs again. I think if we don't make the playoffs, big disappointment. And then once we get there. Yeah, I want to go to the super bowl. But I, I, I'm not thinking like this. This year right now is the start your window. It is.
Big Cat
No, it is.
PFT Commenter
This is the start of the super bowl window.
Keith Yandle
And what is that year? Five years? I mean.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, pretty much as long as we have him under that first contract.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So I said after like maybe 10 or 12 weeks last year, like we're not gonna make the super bowl this year. But this is the start of the window where everything that we do should be with done with the understanding that this team can win a Super Bowl.
Keith Yandle
So like contracts like that, entry level deals for quarterback, you get, you get.
PFT Commenter
Four years and then a five year extension on it. So the team can pick up a five year option. And anytime in that five years you're really underpaying your quarterback. So you can overpay for other guys.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
So it has like a first or whatever, isn't it?
Keith Yandle
Window.
Ryan Whitney
What's he making, 10, 20?
Big Cat
No, it's less. Yeah. I think it's like second year is like, like.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, but signing bonus.
Big Cat
He gets a big signing bonus. It's like they make like they made like 25 or 30. I'll look.
Ryan Whitney
They could sign him right now to an eight.
Big Cat
It's after, after the third year. Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Because you guys.
Keith Yandle
But it doesn't, but you're not canceling the other years.
Big Cat
No, correct.
Keith Yandle
It kicks in.
Big Cat
Correct. That's how Mahomes, Mahomes won.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
His first two. While. I'm pretty sure it was his first two while he was still. Is that right?
Keith Yandle
So why would you sign?
Big Cat
It's basically if you look at, if you look at the NFL and, and I've had this argument with people because they're like, well what about this? Outside of Tom Brady who took less money like pretty much every year the, the super bowl has a team that is, has a quarterback who's on a rookie deal. Deal.
Keith Yandle
Wow.
Big Cat
Like it's, it's pretty consistently. It might not be like they win, but like Joe Burrow, obviously those Bengals, teams like you can go back and it's just. Was Jalen hurts still.
PFT Commenter
No, he's not an extension.
Big Cat
But did it. What did it kick in?
PFT Commenter
I'm not sure. I don't think it kicked in.
Big Cat
So, yeah, he was still getting paid like the Eagles this year. Like Brock Purdy.
Ryan Whitney
They don't even need 49ers. Eagles don't need a quarterback. You just gotta.
Big Cat
Oh, wow.
Keith Yandle
So you're. Yeah. So getting.
Ryan Whitney
Realistically. No, the Eagles, Max. Like the Eagles. You guys could win games without a guy. Like, he's not.
Keith Yandle
He's not your way.
PFT Commenter
Would you rank him? Where would you rank Jalen Hurts as, like a.
Big Cat
As a quarterback, by the way, making two and a half million dollars this year, like, that's what he's really good.
Ryan Whitney
For, what he does. Right? Like, what he's doing is winning. And it's like, works whatever.
PFT Commenter
Max.
Ryan Whitney
Like, I take Dak Prescott.
Keith Yandle
What do you have Max, like top five.
Memes
I. He said Dak Prescott, so I'm. I'm not participating in this conversation.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's fair.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
I think it's kind of contract did kick in. I'm sorry.
Keith Yandle
It's kind of hard to. To definitively say that Dak Prescott couldn't do what Jalen hurts if he had that offensive line. I don't know that much about the.
Big Cat
NFL going in a bad direction.
PFT Commenter
I'll say.
Keith Yandle
That's for sure.
Ryan Whitney
I think.
Keith Yandle
Look at Saquon.
PFT Commenter
Like, I think there's enough body of evidence out there with Zach Prescott. I think we can. He's the 17th best quarterback in the.
Keith Yandle
NFL, but he's never had a team like that Eagles team.
PFT Commenter
That's also true.
Big Cat
Yeah. So I'm looking up right Now, Mahomes in 2019, they won the Super Bowl. He was making $2 million. In 2022, when they won the Super bowl, he was making 30, which is still so cheap for him. Then this 2023, he was making 60. So you got like, obviously Mahomes, like, they'll still be in it, but like that window of when you're paying your quarterback not 50, $60 million is so.
Keith Yandle
Huge, but that, that you getting Daniels. It's crazy how it works. Sometimes you're better getting the second pick because you don't have to make the decision.
PFT Commenter
Well, I had him first. I had him ranked first.
Big Cat
Well, I mean, unless it's like Ryan Leaf.
Keith Yandle
No, no. Oh.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, there's.
Keith Yandle
There's. There's probably more times where it's worse, but like.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, you think?
Keith Yandle
But there's times where it's like, yeah.
Big Cat
You get the decision made for you.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
That was mean what you did to Max. You want to apologize?
Keith Yandle
He won.
Big Cat
Prescott's is the 17th best quarterback.
Ryan Whitney
Really?
Big Cat
That's what we rank him.
Keith Yandle
Max and Yan's are the only people who've won in this. In this room.
Ryan Whitney
No, Matt, I'm not like, chirping. I think any. Like, Dak.
Memes
Prescott's never had an elite offensive line and great weapons.
Ryan Whitney
No, he has had. Yeah, that's true. You're right.
Keith Yandle
I'm more thinking. I'm more thinking the D. The defense was nasty.
Ryan Whitney
Their D. Yeah. They did not have that. It. Like, that was before super bowl offense.
Keith Yandle
If you had to give up.
Memes
I think they both played pretty good.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Barkley was the best.
Ryan Whitney
The Eagles are awesome.
Keith Yandle
Are the Eagles in a spot where they could get like this? Like. Are they in, like a. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Dynasty.
Keith Yandle
They could easily win it again this year.
PFT Commenter
It's a big disappointment if they don't.
Memes
A lot of work to be done, but yeah, they're in a good spot. They lost a lot of guys, but, you know, we. Next man up.
Keith Yandle
Yes.
Big Cat
Really well.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Howie.
Big Cat
Howie.
Ryan Whitney
Georgia. Yeah, they just dropped Georgia.
Big Cat
Guys go fast.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Are you guys want to do a bonus Mount Rushmore?
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Should we do Mount Rushmore hockey players?
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right.
Ryan Whitney
It seems kind of like hockey players. Lay up.
Big Cat
Yeah. The best hockey players. Mount Rushmore are the best hockey players.
Keith Yandle
Okay. Okay.
Ryan Whitney
We'll go all time.
Keith Yandle
You two start.
PFT Commenter
Okay, I'll go first. Wayne Gretzky.
Big Cat
Okay. I'll go second. Connor McDavid.
Keith Yandle
Okay.
Ryan Whitney
I can't take someone you guys already took.
Big Cat
That's how Mount Rushmore works.
Ryan Whitney
I'll take Sid.
Keith Yandle
Bobby Orr. Now you have another Mario Lemieux. I already won.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah. His is nice. I'll take Ray Bork.
Big Cat
I'll take Yager.
PFT Commenter
Oh, good pick.
Big Cat
Good pick. I got McDavid and Yager.
PFT Commenter
I'll take Alexander Ovechkin. And then I will take.
Big Cat
That's a good pick. Pft.
PFT Commenter
That's a really good run out of hockey players.
Keith Yandle
Can you get two more?
PFT Commenter
No, I can.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I was gonna say Marty McSorley. It. I'm gonna take Paul Bissonnet.
Big Cat
Oh, I'll take. I'll take Brodeur.
Keith Yandle
Oh, I need to go like goalie.
Ryan Whitney
You gotta have potty.
Big Cat
There you go. That's a good one. What was his line when he's like, I can't hear you with all the rings in my ears?
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Let me say that to Ronick.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah. With all the rings in my hairs.
Keith Yandle
These are gonna get put up and voted on.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. So I'll take Dominic Hashuk.
Big Cat
Okay.
Keith Yandle
So I got Lemieux or Hashek. And I'll end my. I'll end my. So I'll end my team with. Holy. Where do I go? D or forward? You know who I want to take?
Ryan Whitney
Keith Lidstrom.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. But Mark Messier. Oh, that's good. That's a hell of a team. Yeah, that's a hell of a team. I got toughness. I got gold.
Ryan Whitney
Can I take a guy I don't know that much about? But he was. Yeah, obviously. I'll. I'll take Mr. Hockey, Gordy Hall.
Keith Yandle
Okay, good one.
PFT Commenter
That's good pick.
Big Cat
Can I. I want it on the graphic. I want it Ryan Whitney before his ankles betrayed him.
Keith Yandle
Thank you.
Big Cat
That's a. That's a good pick. That's a good.
Ryan Whitney
Someone's got a.
Keith Yandle
Off the glass. And Sid grabbed out of the air.
Big Cat
You never use the glass. Rushmore guy.
Ryan Whitney
You never use the glass.
PFT Commenter
I'm gonna go chelos.
Big Cat
Good pick.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
Did anyone take Bobby Holt?
Keith Yandle
No, no, no.
Big Cat
Way better hockey player than person.
Ryan Whitney
Bobby Hall. I never met him.
Big Cat
Way better hockey player.
Keith Yandle
He's not alive anymore.
Big Cat
Yeah, I know, but he was a way better hockey player than person.
Keith Yandle
Okay.
Ryan Whitney
I disagree.
Big Cat
You disagree?
Ryan Whitney
I don't know him.
Big Cat
I agree with me on this.
Ryan Whitney
I do not know the man.
Big Cat
Just agree that he's a way better hockey player. He was an unbelievable hockey player.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, this is what you. Who do you.
Keith Yandle
Who do you guys do this?
Big Cat
J.J. watt.
PFT Commenter
He's a better football player.
Big Cat
Like, dude, you're a better football player.
Ryan Whitney
Because they always say, like, there's gonna be better people.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
As good a football player. He is even better human being. No, that's not true.
Big Cat
Yeah, I would say he's a top.
PFT Commenter
1% human being, but he's not a tie.
Keith Yandle
This is a better person than.
Big Cat
Absolutely. Yes, He's a better person than hockey player. Yes.
Ryan Whitney
He's still thanking people. He's down there just thanking.
PFT Commenter
One of.
Big Cat
One of my favorite things last night, we were at dinner, and Biz was in the middle of a conversation with Sass and Aryan, and they were talking, and Biz was just, like, chewing on his fingers. And Yans and I were just watching. He was like, he's not listening to anything. Like, he's just Rya slideshow going through his brain.
Keith Yandle
How about when we go biz?
Ryan Whitney
How old? Sass. And he looked at the top of his hairline, 28.
Big Cat
He's the best.
Ryan Whitney
What is he, a tree? You can't count.
PFT Commenter
Do you guys want to do way too early Stanley cup predictions?
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Ryan Whitney
I mean, I think you know what you're getting from both of us.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, I mean, how are you not supposed to pick Florida?
PFT Commenter
We're going to run it back.
Ryan Whitney
Should we do one from the east, one from the west each?
Keith Yandle
Hold on. Hey, we got Biz. Should I get them on?
Big Cat
Yeah, tell them to come up here real quick.
Keith Yandle
What's up, bro?
Big Cat
Yo, you guys want to go grab dinner?
Keith Yandle
Yeah. You? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Big Cat
You're on.
Keith Yandle
Pardon my take right now. You got anything to say?
Big Cat
Love the boys. Hey, can I say your. Can I say your text messages out loud?
Ryan Whitney
Biz, Ask him if he thinks he's a better person or a better player.
Big Cat
PMP fans are listening. Put a future on the leaf next year. It's our year next year.
Keith Yandle
He didn't even know we were talking about it. Hey, dude, you know how they say people like, oh, he. He's a better person than he was football player? You know how, like, people say that? Like, term?
Hank
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Would you say you're a better person than you were hockey player?
Big Cat
Like, you mean I was in, like, a person? Like, to. To, like, treat people?
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Just a person.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'd hope so.
PFT Commenter
I was brutal.
Keith Yandle
We're finishing up.
Big Cat
Brutal. All right. Yeah. Rollback question. Rho, B, A C-K.com promo code. Take 20 off your first purchase. Q, zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code, take.
Ryan Whitney
Showing you up.
Keith Yandle
Big deal. He's showing you guys.
Ryan Whitney
Every time he does it, I'm like, big cat's got this memorized.
PFT Commenter
It is impressive.
Keith Yandle
Yeah. I mean.
Big Cat
All right, let's do the predictions.
Keith Yandle
That's the Edmonton Oilers.
Big Cat
I'll take the Oilers, too.
Ryan Whitney
You got to take one from the east, east, and west.
Keith Yandle
Oh, who's good in the east? He says nobody besides the Panthers. Tampa, because maybe McTavish will go there.
Ryan Whitney
I'll take Dallas, Florida.
Big Cat
Ooh. I'll take the Maple Leafs over the Oilers. And then Chiclets will cease to exist.
Ryan Whitney
All Canada finals.
Big Cat
That. Would you. I mean, that would be torture.
Keith Yandle
I would actually, like, not even want that.
Big Cat
Yeah, I would. It would be torture.
PFT Commenter
I got gold. Golden Knights, Panthers.
Big Cat
Hey, by the way, do you guys have any NBA draft thoughts before we go? Because it's going on right now.
Ryan Whitney
Cooper flag.
Big Cat
Yep. There you go.
Keith Yandle
What do they make? A lot legit. Second overall is getting what?
Big Cat
40 lottery picks make a lot. Second round doesn't have guaranteed con.
Ryan Whitney
Or did they change it two rounds, right?
Big Cat
Yes, two rounds. And they made it two days.
PFT Commenter
What'd you think about.
Big Cat
So stupid.
PFT Commenter
What'd you think about LeBron drafting Bronnie last year?
Ryan Whitney
I would do the same thing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Ryan Whitney
100.
Big Cat
My kid's gonna probably podcast someday.
Keith Yandle
No, you wouldn't.
PFT Commenter
I want a better life for my kids.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
They're not touching a mic.
Big Cat
Yeah, they're gonna. They're gonna podcast. Gonna have to just do it.
Keith Yandle
Imagine your kids. Imagine your kids, like, trying to become podcast and everyone's carving them. You're not as good as your old man.
Big Cat
Yeah. You'll never be.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, that would suck.
PFT Commenter
No, I would kind of like that.
Keith Yandle
That's why, like, yeah.
Ryan Whitney
Walk home every day.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you know what I was going through. That's how I got so good. You don't know, kid. He's getting just crushed online.
Big Cat
It's. It is so funny just thinking like 15 years from now, like, like in the olden days where it's like, you know, you have kids and they work on the farm or they go to the factory and like with their old man. It's like I just show them a mic and I'm like, here you go. This is what you do.
Keith Yandle
I was talking to a guy recently, he was like teaching his kids, like, basically like man stuff, right? And I was like, reggie, I don't know nothing.
Big Cat
Like, change a tire. That's all.
Keith Yandle
I don't know. Yeah, like, that's. That's about the Oilers. Like, I'm letting you down here.
Big Cat
Coffee meme.
PFT Commenter
You want to sing Pink Pony Club?
Big Cat
Yeah. There's actually a YouTube video of like a guy, he's got a shitload of subscribers who just like, he just shows like dad stuff to kids, like how to tie a tie. He does, like, my brother in law.
Keith Yandle
Wants to do a man camp where.
Ryan Whitney
You would be good at.
Keith Yandle
You can, like, he's the guy who can do anything. I'm talking cars, electric, like plumbing, anything. And he's like, I think you could get guys like to come and you have beers and I teach you how to do everything and you can. Then I'm like, absolutely.
Big Cat
You get. I mean, you get those idiots who go to the like fake Navy SEALS camps where they just get beat up.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, right.
Big Cat
Tiger Woods. Like, they just get beat up and yelled at and called like. And like those guys pay a shitload of money for it. I would absolutely pay if I could show up and be like, here's how to use a saw.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, teach. Yeah, teach me how to just maybe like put in the screen on the window.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's. That's also. It's so emasculating to sign up and pay that money.
Big Cat
I would do, but.
Keith Yandle
But his argument was how much money are you saving in the end?
Big Cat
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Keith Yandle
Okay. Not having a call of a task rabbit.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Keith Yandle
You know, I get like a ping pong table and I call task. You put this together.
Big Cat
Oh, dude, I. The. The saddest thing. I shouldn't even say this. I love the. The task rabbit to build my firstborn's crib. And I took a nap while the guy came and built it.
Keith Yandle
Yeah, you check that thing for safety. He's like, yeah, I got you, buddy.
Big Cat
Like, Jesus Christ. You can't even provide for your kid. It was like 45 bucks though, so it worked.
Keith Yandle
TaskRabbit's amazing.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Keith Yandle
They should come on Chiclets and PMT now as advertising.
Big Cat
Yes, they should.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And they could. We could have. We could. We'll interview someone. A handyman from TaskRabbit.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
What's the lazy.
Keith Yandle
I got the guy Aaron. He's like, still wearing a mask. I'm like, dude, oh, you got a.
Big Cat
Guy you keep going back to.
Keith Yandle
Yeah.
Big Cat
That's awesome.
PFT Commenter
So you're off app now. You got his number.
Ryan Whitney
You don't have a guy.
PFT Commenter
That's good.
Keith Yandle
That's good.
Big Cat
Not like that. I need an Aaron.
Keith Yandle
He's a straight up handyman.
Ryan Whitney
Chunky, just shows up, does everything.
Big Cat
That's awesome.
Keith Yandle
Oh, yeah, I remember he used to work for the Panthers.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah, he works the visitors room. Yeah, he's the best.
Big Cat
Did you just call him up if.
Ryan Whitney
Like, what do you. One on one concierge.
Big Cat
What did you call him up for last?
Ryan Whitney
Probably change light bulbs.
Big Cat
Are they like, tall?
Keith Yandle
No, honestly, he might call them the plug in his golf cart in the.
Ryan Whitney
Oh, he does everything, guys. All time best guy. He'd do anything for anyone. He's like an oldie, but like, yeah, yeah. Knows how to put on. How about we're at the bonfire last night, oldies like, oh, I got this, boys. I'm a fireman. We didn't have any fire.
Big Cat
I guess he's a good fire.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he said that's the exact opposite of his job.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right, boys. We love you. Have a good off season, chick. One times. One time a week now. What days?
Keith Yandle
Yeah. Oh, Tuesday.
Big Cat
Sorry to spring that on you.
Keith Yandle
Tuesday.
Big Cat
I didn't mean to ask.
Keith Yandle
No, because. No, because we've been, like, so back and forth, switching up the days. I think Tuesday, these Tuesdays.
PFT Commenter
All right.
Big Cat
You guys are the best.
Keith Yandle
All right.
Big Cat
Thank you.
Keith Yandle
Thank you, guys. Love you.
Big Cat
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PFT Commenter
I forget, did we say for. For Dingers only that the guys that we drafted, the home runs, did they count in between the draft? They did not.
Big Cat
No. We're starting it when it's live on Dingers Only. I think will be July 2nd. All right, Hank.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
What's your fyre fest of the week?
Hank
My. My fire fest is my. My Friday fest. My. My fry fest. Fry fester fest.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
That was really the only bad thing that happened to me this week. Tough. Tough take. Didn't need to even speak up. Said it for no reason.
Big Cat
Yeah, you really. I watched it back, and it like, pft and I were just kind of talking, and you just out of nowhere, just like.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was anti Florio.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He was trying to figure out a way to get at Florio.
Big Cat
Yeah, true.
Hank
It's a big deal. Why you dropped it on a Friday. It was Tuesday. But, you know, it's July 4th week coming up. We just have been golfing for three days. There's not. Not too much wrong going on in my life.
Big Cat
Yeah, it's great. Yeah, that's great.
PFT Commenter
You didn't wear a hat this week.
Hank
No, I didn't. I didn't love the hats that we had for. For the, like, it just didn't match my outfits, I guess.
PFT Commenter
No, I just.
Hank
I don't know. I just. I went colorways. I went no hat yesterday. I wore a hat today. Yeah, but when no one told me that there was a sticker on my hat, which I was upset about after.
PFT Commenter
The hat that you didn't wear.
Hank
No, I wore a hat today.
PFT Commenter
Oh. Yeah. But I mean, yesterday it was sunny. Today it was not. You did not wear a hat in the sun.
Big Cat
Wait.
Hank
Trying to get blonde hair.
Big Cat
You are.
PFT Commenter
We were thinking about doing sun in, like.
Big Cat
Oh, you should bleach it.
Hank
Well, just natural. Yeah.
Memes
Lemon in it.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Lemon. Yeah. Yeah. Hank, you. You wore. You had a sticker on your hat all day yesterday, and no one said anything.
Hank
Today.
Big Cat
Today. You got lofted.
Hank
I got lofted?
Big Cat
Yeah, you got lofted. You should sue. Hank Loftwood, will you be suing for your lofted.
Hank
Yeah, I'd like to.
Big Cat
Okay, so then, yeah, you're a loser. Yeah. You just fell for that. That was dumb.
PFT Commenter
Walk dressed into that one.
Big Cat
That is brutal, though, actually.
PFT Commenter
Does that mean if we don't sue for being lofted, that means that we are Entitled to money.
Big Cat
Yeah, we are.
Hank
Whose money?
PFT Commenter
I'm just saying, like, if you do sue for being lofted, then that means that you should lose that lawsuit. So if you don't sue, then that means that you are entitled to money.
Hank
But how do you get it without suing?
PFT Commenter
Catch 22, by the way, that.
Big Cat
That just made me think of an idea. We should do Mount Rushmore of, like, minor embarrassment.
PFT Commenter
That's a good one.
Big Cat
Yeah, we'll do that some at some point this summer because. Yeah, like, that just sucks to walk around and just. I had. I had.
Hank
Like, when you're at, you know, in a corporate or professional setting and someone's like, your flies down, like, if it's one of you guys were like, well.
Big Cat
Don'T burn them out. Rushmore, dude.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay, that was one. One pick.
Hank
Okay.
Big Cat
I had this. I had the thing coming out of my hat, but someone told me right away.
Hank
So was it Max?
Big Cat
I think it was Tom Lay, actually. Shout out Tom.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
Huge.
PFT Commenter
I think also with you, Hank, when you wear a hat that has a sticker on it. If I saw that, I would think he's doing it on purpose.
Big Cat
Yeah, like, that's cool guy move.
PFT Commenter
It's a cool guy move that I don't know about, so I better not say anything.
Hank
I. I don't like it. Memes does it all the time. I'm not gonna roast it, but it. It makes no sense to me ever.
Big Cat
It bothers the out of me.
Hank
Yeah.
Big Cat
You leave your stickers on your hats.
Zach
I do, yeah.
Big Cat
What's up with that?
Zach
I don't know. I think I heard one time, like, it makes it inauthentic if you take them off.
Big Cat
Are you selling your hats?
Zach
No, I don't want it to lose value.
PFT Commenter
I got this 1981 jets hat.
Big Cat
Wait, do you think. Are you saying inauthentic, like, the resell of the hat, or are you saying inauthentic like, someone walks up to you, sees you in a Jets hat, looks to see if there's a sticker and there's no sticker, and they're like, yeah, you're not a Jets fan. You're inauthentic.
Zach
Yeah, kind of both. I was looking at. I. I was getting rid of some hats, and I have some old PMT ones that just. I took the sticker off and just.
Big Cat
Dust around them, around the. Where the sticker.
Zach
Where the sticker was.
PFT Commenter
Hats do have.
Big Cat
They've.
Hank
I can't get rid of hats or shoes, dude.
Big Cat
Actually, how many hats you guys think you have?
PFT Commenter
I probably have 60 hats.
Hank
Oh, I got over 100, probably over 150.
Big Cat
I might be in like the three, four hundreds. It's insane. We should do a whole hat off.
PFT Commenter
Well, just in my house. I know you have a bunch at the office.
Big Cat
I. No, I'm saying just in my house I might have that.
PFT Commenter
I need a hat room.
Hank
I have a closet that's just hats and I have another closet that's hats that I wear.
Big Cat
And are they hung up? I need to hang up my hats cuz that's my. My other problem is I just. I actually. All my hats get ruined by other hats. It's just the weight of the other hats. Push them down.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I mean, if.
Hank
If you are for this trip.
Big Cat
6.
PFT Commenter
Where do you put them?
Hank
I didn't even wear one.
Big Cat
Where you want to put it?
Hank
My backpack.
PFT Commenter
They get all crumpled up in there a little bit.
Hank
You can combine them.
Big Cat
No. Can I tell you the trick? Where's my backpack? You gotta do that one. I. I attach it to the strap.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because if you put it in the bag, it's ruined.
PFT Commenter
But if you have two on there, it looks weird.
Big Cat
That was the hat talk. Do you think this is an episode? If we look back, it's like we. We talked about the most inconsequential things.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I'd say so. But I mean, this is. That's what this Friday is for. This is actually.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It is the traditional Friday before the 4th of July week. News dump.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
Is Hank was just early on it.
Big Cat
Right.
PFT Commenter
But he's right that like when the NFL has bad news to release, it is that day. There's always like somebody getting busted for some sort of drug, some. Some team owner like siphoning money from everybody else.
Big Cat
It's. It's the lowest news cycle week of the year probably.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
It's like this week, the end of this week and next week are the lowest news cycle.
PFT Commenter
News doesn't draft what you just did.
Memes
The NBA draft.
Big Cat
Yeah, but that was inconsequential.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it was.
Memes
NBA draft a thing.
Big Cat
The lottery is more consequential than the NBA draft. We don't know who's going to be good.
PFT Commenter
The draft has been the Sixers biggest day of the last like decade.
Big Cat
And look where it got him. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Process.
Ryan Whitney
What?
Memes
You are a Wizards fan?
Hank
No.
Big Cat
So we crushed our NBA draft recap.
PFT Commenter
Maxim.
Memes
I know, but I, I'm just saying this isn't like enough.
PFT Commenter
The whole point.
Memes
There is something this week. I'm. I guarantee there's weeks that are less Than the NBA draft.
PFT Commenter
Also, number one, Max, I'm not a Wizards fan. I'm. I'm Wizards curious. I'm experimenting with the Wizards. I experimented back in college. Now as I get older, I'm like, maybe I should go back and check them out again. But for the Sixers, that is like the big thing that you guys built around correct your whole process. I like the NBA draft was focused on the NBA draft, so you should be excited about it.
Big Cat
It.
Memes
Yeah, I like, I like the NBA draft.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Hank
Also, my dinner order last night was a disaster.
Big Cat
Yeah, we should talk about that.
Hank
So, yeah, I mean, it. It boils down to this. We, you know, we had a. We had a good table. It was a lot of good banter. I wasn't. I didn't look at the menu and then the guy came around and was like, what do you want? And I was just like, ah, pizza. And, you know, everyone else, everyone else got full meals and he just came out and just with a big cheese.
Big Cat
Pizza, a large cheese pizza sitting in front of him the entire night.
Hank
And then I got wicked bad heartburn. Yeah, Like, I haven't had heartburn like whenever you guys talk about it. I can't relate. And today I was like, oh, I.
Memes
Also don't think I've ever heard you say wicked once. And it's like the first time we've.
PFT Commenter
Ever recorded in Massachusetts.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was so funny though, because, like, yeah, it was. I. I got like a chicken parm. I think Biz got a steak or some fish. And you just had a large cheese pizza sitting right in front of you.
Hank
Yeah, it was tough.
PFT Commenter
Looks like it was her birthday party stuff.
Hank
Sitting next to like, you're Chuck E. Cheese sitting next to Yandel who just chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp every two seconds. Like, yeah, no, this is. It's tough to come back from this.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yan's was in my head. He said that he's never been out ordered. So then I tried to tell the waiter to tell. I was like, get whatever he gets. And then he. His order was like, like 10 minutes long. And I was like, you know what?
Hank
Half of it. Yeah, that was for sure.
PFT Commenter
Yes, he business chicken wings last night.
Big Cat
Yeah, he doesn't eat. He eats him with a fork and knife.
PFT Commenter
Paul Bissnette eats chicken wings with a fork and a knife. I've never, never been so disappointed, man. But then I looked at the chicken wings. They might have been a little undercooked.
Big Cat
Okay.
PFT Commenter
But still, he went for his go to move is fork, knife, chicken wing.
Big Cat
That's crazy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's crazy.
Big Cat
All right. PFD your fire fest.
PFT Commenter
My favorite fest is that my. My back is up. Bad back. Bad back this week.
Hank
That's on me.
PFT Commenter
It might have something to do with my swing. My swing coach not giving me a warm up regimen.
Big Cat
Wait, is it your fault?
Hank
It's partially. We went over a lot of, you know, practice technique, and we didn't create a physical stretching and training program, which is. It's going to be implemented. And when we're back.
Big Cat
There was a moment where someone asked pft. I was sitting next to him. They're like, how'd you screw up your back? Was it golf or something else? And PT is like, no, I just woke up with this. I was like, pft, you have been golfing like 700 shots a day. He's like, oh, yeah, that's probably golf.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's golf related. I brought that to Hank's attention and we operated as a team. And Hank's an accountability guy. He goes, that's probably not far from the truth that I might have screwed that up by not giving you warm up. But it's. Yeah. The herniated disc and it's been tough to walk around. I think I have to cancel the vacation for next week because I don't think I'm going to be able to walk around Yellowstone. But that just means.
Big Cat
Wait, seriously? That sucks.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Because I. I can't, like, sit down and if I'm hiking, that's gonna be bad. But spin zone. I get to just chill in Chicago and not do.
Big Cat
Oh.
PFT Commenter
And just take a lazy.
Big Cat
Are you gonna golf?
PFT Commenter
I was about to say, like, I'm gonna give myself a couple days off.
Big Cat
You're gonna golf and get hurt again?
PFT Commenter
I'm gonna take a couple days off. Golf. But I did. There's something magical about doing, like, those stretches. And then you stand up and you immediately feel better.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You're like, oh, that's all I have to do.
Big Cat
You're fixed.
PFT Commenter
But then once you. Once your back gets better, then you forget to do the stretches because you feel good. Then your back gets hurt again.
Big Cat
There's. It's also whenever you get injured and you wake up in the morning and you're like, I feel incredible.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
And then 15 minutes goes by. You're like, oh, nope, the injury is still there.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Yeah. But we got here and the. The people at the club were. They were awesome. Here.
Hank
Shout out to. Great horse.
PFT Commenter
Great horse. Fantastic.
Hank
Phenomenal. Phenomenal facilities.
PFT Commenter
People were great. I got here and it was like, at its worst. I could barely move my legs. And all the people were like, are you okay? Are you okay? And I was just trying to, like, tough it out and be fine. And then throughout the course of the week, everyone's coming up to me. That works here, being like, hey, are you feeling okay? Are you feeling better? They're like babying me as I'm walking. I'm like, yes, I'm good. I can walk. I can get around. But yeah, nothing will screw up your back or your week like a. Like a bad back.
Big Cat
So, yeah, no, absolutely nothing.
PFT Commenter
So it does suck to not go to Yellowstone. The good news is Yellowstone's still going to be there, so I'll go back at some other point. But I'm very much looking forward to having a vacation where I just sleep in.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And that's my vacation.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's gonna rock the staycation. Yeah.
Big Cat
Okay. My fire fest is a combined fire fest because I'm. That's combined with Max. He can chime in. On Tuesday night, when we finished the show, I got up to go back to our cabin. And then all of a sudden I feel a kick on my shin, a light kick on my shin, and it's Hank. And I look down, I'm like, what? And he just nods over memes and Max, Road games are awful for these guys. So I just want to say this for all the awls I know, people are like, where's the show? Where's the show? It came out, I think, like five in the morning, six in the morning. Road games. They basically have to work like twice as hard. And it sucks for them. I don't think they've even slept, but there was a maybe hour and a half that we thought we had lost the entire recording of the show. I was thrilled, including Hank's Friday moment. And it was. It sucked. We were just sitting here like, well, what are we. I actually was gonna say maybe we just don't even rerecord it because we would have. It would have been impossible to do. To like.
Hank
Yeah, I can't. You can't. I'm a one take guy.
Big Cat
Right.
Hank
I can't produce gold like that.
Big Cat
But, Max, how can you tell me? Because we didn't talk after. On a scale of one to ten. Ten. It's gone. It's never coming back to one. We're okay. Where. What was the. Where did it get, like, to the worst?
Memes
I. The worst for me it got was it didn't work on memes. Computer. And I was like, some. Oh, sometimes cards are weird for certain computers. And then we tried it on my computer and it didn't work. And then I got really nervous.
Big Cat
What was that at was that.
Memes
That was like a. Well, I never got too high because whenever something like this happens, it's just, call Quigs.
Big Cat
Call Quigs.
Memes
And I called Quigs. And the first thing he asked was, can you see the size of the file? And I was like, yes. It's like the. The file size makes complete sense. He was like, that's a great sign. If it. If the file size was too small, then it would have been gone forever. But as soon as he said that, I felt pretty good. Memes was freaking out throughout the. The entirety of it.
Big Cat
Was it your fault, Memes? When. Or were you gonna get.
Memes
It was nobody's fault.
Big Cat
No, I know it's nobody's fault, but who's gonna get the blame if it had been gone? It was tense. We were just sitting here like. And there's nothing I can do. I don't know shit about any of this. I felt bad for you guys.
Zach
I guess. Me.
Memes
No, it would have. It was just the. We were working with faulty equipment that day, which it's on days like. So to put in into perspective, we bring this road kit, which is completely different than what we have in our studio. It's like very small so that we can travel and like, keep everything together. So we woke up at like 5:30 that morning, took a flight, filmed a round of golf, ate dinner, and then immediately it's like, all right, you have. You have to go. You bet. You have very little time to really test or do anything. So we went and we test. We even tested like, we tested the card for like five minutes and everything was fine. And then we recorded. And for some reason, when we recorded the actual show, something got fucked up. I. I think I slept for an hour that night. And Memes, I think slept for what, two, three.
Zach
I got three hours.
Memes
Three hours.
Big Cat
Crazy.
Memes
And then we've just been up since.
Big Cat
6:00Am I every day at like 7:00 clock. I was like, holy, you guys didn't sleep.
Memes
Yeah, me. So we're basically. Memes and I are just basically running on zero sleep right now, boys.
Big Cat
So, yeah, I wanted to more defend you guys because I know obviously people, we have the best fans ever. But they. They're like, where's the show? Where's the show? Whenever we're on the road, just know it might come out a little later because they also deal With WI fi and getting the shows up.
Memes
We were the.
Big Cat
We also.
Memes
We were always working with hotel WI fi. That is like a quarter of the. Of the speed that it is. Like, in our normal studio.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
When. When Max. When there's a delay putting the show out when we're out of the studio. That's because Max is doing it intentionally to mess with the listeners. But we're on the road. He's actually getting it out as soon as he possibly can.
Big Cat
Correct.
PFT Commenter
What was the conversation like between you guys to try to figure out, like, how you would break the news in terms of whose fault it would be if it was lost.
Hank
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Pete. Yeah.
Memes
Yeah. Normally when it's a. Something was up with the. I don't even know what. Ha. Like, we still don't know what happened. I talked to Pete. He has no idea what happened.
Big Cat
Well, it's also two projects. Yeah. It was very funny because Hank's spidey sense as a former producer. Still producer, but former producer as well. He saw it before I saw, like, he saw them just talking and he's like, there's a problem.
PFT Commenter
He knows.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I mean, that's happened to me many times.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
And it's the worst.
Big Cat
Yeah. So shout out the guys. Shout out the boys behind the the cameras.
PFT Commenter
Shout out. Zach.
Big Cat
Zach. Fire fest.
Max
Big shout to maximimes. I do. I. I do have a showing for you guys. Are you guys familiar with the Liver King?
PFT Commenter
Yes.
Max
Big steroids, fake abs, the whole thing.
Big Cat
Eat raw liver.
Max
Eat the raw steak.
Big Cat
We're in the documentary.
Hank
Recurring guests.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He came on.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's huge. Yeah.
Max
Did you guys see that? He has. Was arrested for being a terrorist and, well, not being a terrorist.
Big Cat
Terroristic threats. Yeah.
Max
Telling Joe Rogan that we're gonna drive to the house. Maybe two to the chest, one to the head. Maybe a fistfight altercation situation.
Big Cat
Yes.
Hank
Kind of soft.
Max
My firefest goes to him, you know, bail, $20,000. Also, he can't be within 200 yards of the Rogan family. Also cannot own any firearms. So full mental breakdown.
Big Cat
Wait, don't eat raw meat is your fire fest. Are you like a big liver king?
Max
I'm not a big liver king guy. I would just like to say don't eat raw meat because of. That's what can happen. You can have a psychotic break.
Big Cat
You might try.
Max
Eat more carbs and less protein.
Big Cat
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big Cat
That's such a good point.
PFT Commenter
This is. It's kind of sad that, like, you know, we live in the era of the true philosopher king with Joe Rogan and Liver King, two of our. Our brightest minds and biggest health advocates. And to see one of them go off the deep end like that, I don't. I don't take any pleasure in it, but I would like to see the fight happen. Yeah, right.
Big Cat
Like Joe Rogan would about.
Max
I think he takes him quick.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, you think so?
Big Cat
Yeah, he's a black.
Max
Black belt.
PFT Commenter
Jiu Jitsu. Well, the only thing I. Liver King smells so bad that Joe Rogan might get choked out by his odor.
Big Cat
True. I. I gotta say, I did not see the downfall Liver King happening. I thought that guy was really had it all together.
PFT Commenter
That's what I'm saying.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Hank
I really.
Big Cat
I really thought he was just gonna keep being the Liver King. In no way when we interviewed him.
PFT Commenter
Was I like, oh, yeah, we are gonna find out. It was some, like, weird deer parasite that only exists in, like, elk that are found in southern Texas.
Big Cat
This guy Zach is right. If you want to stay healthy, you got to eat carbs and anything that's been like, highly manufactured, high fructose corn syrup.
Max
Red 40.
Ryan Whitney
Yeah.
Big Cat
Keep your mind right. Yeah.
Memes
I had dinner with the Liver King.
PFT Commenter
You had dinner with him?
Memes
I went to his. His farm and dinner. Like, the gross. Like the gross dinners that he has.
Big Cat
Wait, you had to eat raw meat?
Memes
It wasn't raw meat. It wasn't raw meat. I forgot. It was like. It was just like, very much paleo to the. To the nth degree of. Like, it tasted like. I feel bad because he has, like, a private chef that, like, made the meal, but it tasted terrible. It was when I was working for Caleb for Sunday Conversation. For Sunday Conversation. We did. We interviewed him, and then we ate dinner with him. And it was like, one of the most bizarre things ever.
PFT Commenter
Being Liver King Chef, that doesn't involve a lot of work, does it? No, you're. You're a butcher.
Memes
He tried so hard to get us to eat the. The testicles, and no one. No one ate them.
Big Cat
Oh, and good thing you didn't. You would have been maybe trying to be a terrorist towards Joe Rogan. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
So it could be a deer parasite, but based on one of the videos that he put out the other day, I'm. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say maybe. Maybe some methamphetamines.
Big Cat
Yeah. His eyes.
PFT Commenter
Were the eyes.
Big Cat
Wonky.
PFT Commenter
Anytime you got more than two wounds on your face.
Big Cat
Yep.
PFT Commenter
I automatically think you're doing biker crank.
Big Cat
Yeah. You got some weird shit going on. All right, so, yeah, eat. Eat more carbs.
Max
Eat more carbs, Stay healthy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Okay. Good show, boys. Let's finish with Lottery Ball back in the studio. Okay, we're back in studio for Lottery Balls. Sending you off on Friday. Reminder, we have Dungeon and Dragons on Monday, and then we have Dingers Only Zach Gallen and Merl Kelly and Joey Chestnut on Wednesday. Numbers three. And so that's the schedule next week. We don't have a Show on Friday. 99 memes was late for that because.
Memes
He was showing me a face swap.
Keith Yandle
That he did of me.
Big Cat
He was, like, looking.
PFT Commenter
I'm gonna go six.
Memes
Oh, wait, is that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I had to put Florio's face on. On Wind Horse.
Memes
That makes sense. I didn't look at it, too.
PFT Commenter
It does kind of look like you. Yeah.
Memes
I assume that all of those are me.
Big Cat
Yeah. All right. What. What do you guys got in there?
Zach
A11.
Big Cat
Okay.
Memes
I picked that before.
Hank
Okay. This is you.
Memes
Well, I didn't.
Big Cat
I said.
Memes
I said it briefly.
Big Cat
Doesn't look like you at all.
Memes
I looked at it briefly. I just. Whatever. That's on me.
Big Cat
Zach.
Max
I'll go 19.
Big Cat
Okay. Max.
Memes
I forgot. I think I said six. Did somebody say six?
PFT Commenter
I said six.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Someone say 99?
Big Cat
Yeah, I said 99.
Memes
Someone say three?
Big Cat
Yes, someone said three.
Keith Yandle
How about 24?
Big Cat
Okay, 44.
Memes
I've been.
Big Cat
We.
Memes
I've been meaning to take 44.
Hank
That was going to be my next pick, too.
PFT Commenter
Zach, did you pick 44 last time?
Big Cat
No.
Memes
44 hit, like.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Memes
Like, two times ago. Say it one more time.
PFT Commenter
Love you guys. Love you, too.
Big Cat
Sa. Sam.
Podcast Summary: Pardon My Take – "Ryan Whitney and Keith Yandle, Mt Rushmore Of Guys You Want To Punch, NBA Draft And Fyre Fest"
Release Date: June 27, 2025
Hosts: Big Cat & PFT Commenter
Guests: Ryan Whitney & Keith Yandle
[34:18 – 38:05]
In this segment, Big Cat and PFT Commenter delve into their "Mount Rushmore of Guys You Want To Punch in the Face." The list includes notorious figures known for their negative impacts or controversial actions:
Notable Quote:
Big Cat [36:37]: "I'd like to punch Hitler in the face. He probably deserved it."
The hosts humorously discuss hypothetical confrontations, blending historical references with modern-day frustrations, ultimately reinforcing their empathetic stance towards universally despised individuals.
[04:06 – 19:44]
Big Cat and PFT Commenter provide an extensive recap of the NBA Draft, highlighting key picks, trades, and standout moments:
Cooper Flag's Draft Success: The duo reminisces about their accurate prediction three years prior, asserting,
Big Cat [04:32]: "We predicted Cooper Flag will be the first white American that will get drafted 11 overall in the NBA."
Draft Trades and Team Strategies: They scrutinize the Pelicans' questionable trade from the 23rd to the 13th pick, expressing skepticism about the decision-making,
PFT Commenter [10:14]: "Yeah, that was a fleecing."
Emotional Moments: Discussions about players' reactions during the draft, including tears and the impact of high-pressure decisions.
International Picks: Highlighting the selection of a Chinese player,
PFT Commenter [12:50]: "He's the highest drafted Chinese player since Yao Ming, but better."
Rutgers and Duke Influence: Emphasizing the dominance of players from these college programs in the draft,
Big Cat [12:28]: "Four out of the first five picks were Duke and Rutgers players."
Notable Quote:
PFT Commenter [19:00]: "You've been trying to educate us about Connor McDavid for the last five years."
The analysis underscores the strategic moves by teams, the emotional toll on players, and the broader implications for college basketball programs feeding into the NBA.
[52:39 – 94:02]
Ryan Whitney and Keith Yandle join the show to discuss various sports topics, sharing personal anecdotes and professional insights:
Connor McDavid's Potential to Win the Stanley Cup:
Keith Yandle [53:12]: "Yes, he can win the big one. Edmonton needs to change everything to make it happen."
Draft Memories and Team Dynamics: Ryan Whitney recounts his experiences with drafting players and forming team chemistry,
Ryan Whitney [71:30]: "I almost fought Biz that first day because he was on the ice looking for trouble."
Mount Rushmore of Hockey Players: The guests participate in a segment selecting all-time greats, including legends like Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, and contemporary stars like Connor McDavid.
Hockey Insights: Discussions about team strategies, player performances, and future prospects,
Keith Yandle [55:03]: "If you have to trade him, like Connor, you can't."
Notable Quote:
Keith Yandle [53:58]: "He's got a lot of time. That was just worse than last year because, everyone was like, they don't have a Stanley Cup goalie."
Their dialogue offers listeners an in-depth look into the intricacies of professional hockey, player management, and the ever-evolving landscape of the NHL.
[93:32 – 95:03]
Transitioning from the earlier segment, the hosts and guests create a Hockey Players Mount Rushmore, selecting all-time greats based on skill, impact, and legacy:
Notable Quote:
Ryan Whitney [94:12]: "Sid grabbed out of the air. You never use the glass. Rushmore guy."
This segment celebrates the legends of hockey, highlighting their contributions and the reasons they are revered in the sport.
[02:48 – 52:39 & 94:07 – End]
Beyond the primary topics, the hosts cover a range of sports updates and engage in light-hearted banter:
Baseball: Discussions about new talents and team performances, including the Tampa Bay Rays matching Barry Bonds' intentional walks.
Golf Season: Reflections on the onset of golf season and personal experiences with improving their game.
Soccer: Updates on high-profile cases like Mbappé suing PSG for unpaid wages and being "lofted" by his teammates.
Promotional Segments: Brief mentions of sponsors like DraftKings, Mountain Dew, Shell Oil, and Truly Unruly, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.
Personal Anecdotes: The hosts share stories from their personal lives, including heartburn from pizza orders and managing extensive hat collections.
Notable Quote:
Big Cat [35:02]: "You're getting some weird shit going on."
These sections add depth and variety to the episode, ensuring a well-rounded discussion that caters to a broad audience.
[104:35 – End]
Wrapping up the episode, the hosts discuss their recent Fire Fest of the Week, sharing humorous and relatable mishaps:
Big Cat's Incident:
Big Cat [108:07]: "I got up to go back to our cabin and felt a kick on my shin from Hank."
PFT Commenter's Back Injury:
PFT Commenter [114:03]: "I have a herniated disc, and it's been tough to walk around."
They also preview upcoming shows, including Dungeons and Dragons on Monday and the Dingers Only Draft featuring guest appearances by Joey Chestnut, Zach Gallen, and Merl Kelly. The hosts emphasize the dedication and resilience required to produce content, even amidst technical challenges and personal setbacks.
Notable Quote:
Hank [108:35]: "It's a long season."
The episode concludes with a mix of humor, personal stories, and a commitment to delivering engaging sports talk, setting the stage for future episodes filled with excitement and camaraderie.
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the multifaceted discussions of the episode, highlighting key segments, notable quotes, and the dynamic interactions between hosts and guests. Whether you're a seasoned listener or new to "Pardon My Take," this overview offers a clear picture of the episode's engaging content.