Pardon My Take - Episode Summary: Shane Victorino, Open Championship Preview with Shane Bacon, Kyle Schwarber Wins the First Ever Swing Off, Mount Rushmore of Things People Don't Care About
Release Date: July 16, 2025
1. All-Star Game Recap and Kyle Schwarber’s Historic Swing Off Victory (03:17 - 05:40)
The hosts dive into the recent All-Star Game, spotlighting Kyle Schwarber's extraordinary achievement in the first-ever swing off. Schwarber dazzled fans by hitting three home runs on three swings, solidifying his status as "the best."
Notable Quote:
- [03:17] Hank Lockwood: "Three swings, three dongs, three no doubters."
Dan Katz praises Schwarber, emphasizing the success of the swing off format introduced to resolve tied games— a significant improvement since the problematic 20-year-old methods.
2. Ranger Suarez’s All-Star Game Participation Controversy (06:04 - 08:03)
The conversation shifts to Ranger Suarez and the surrounding rumors of his absence from the All-Star Game. Hosts explore the impact of Suarez's participation on team dynamics and fan reactions, ultimately clarifying that Suarez did partake in the game, dispelling earlier misinformation.
Notable Quote:
- [07:03] Dan Katz: "Robert Suarez pitched in the game."
This segment addresses misunderstandings and highlights the importance of accurate reporting in sports media.
3. Personal Injuries from Participation in Home Run Derby (08:35 - 10:56)
Hosts share humorous yet cautionary tales about injuries sustained during their own attempts at the Home Run Derby. Max discusses tearing his bicep from overzealous swinging, while PFT Commenter mentions a torn thumb, underscoring the physical risks of such events.
Notable Quotes:
- [09:01] Max: "I tore my bicep blasting doing this."
- [10:02] Shane Victorino: "I didn't get any over the wall. Did make contact. Thank you guys for letting me swing. That was awesome."
They advise listeners to enjoy these competitions responsibly to avoid similar mishaps.
4. Exclusive Interview with Two-Time World Series Champion Shane Victorino (69:07 - 86:05)
Shane Victorino joins the show to discuss his illustrious career, including winning two World Series with different teams. He reflects on his upbringing in Hawaii, battling ADHD, and his initial aspirations to become a soccer star before transitioning to baseball under his father's guidance.
Notable Quotes:
- [70:20] Max: "Soccer was my number one. I wanted to be Pele."
- [85:01] Max: "Having those World Series moments reminds me how lucky I was to play at the highest level."
Victorino shares insights into the mental and physical challenges of professional sports, the importance of mentorship, and his legacy's impact on young athletes.
5. Hot Seat, Cool Throne Segment (26:04 - 44:42)
In a lively and humorous exchange, the hosts engage in the "Hot Seat, Cool Throne" segment. They poke fun at each other's mishaps and celebrate minor victories, showcasing their camaraderie and playful competitiveness.
Notable Moments:
- PFT Commenter admits to injuring his bicep: "[09:15] Memes: Call 1-800-gambler in New York."
- Dan Katz and Hank Lockwood joke about their inability to properly use athletic tape.
This segment highlights the hosts' lighthearted approach to the challenges they face.
6. Mount Rushmore of Things People Don't Care About (50:11 - 67:01)
The hosts compile a humorous "Mount Rushmore" ranking of topics deemed insignificant to the general audience. Categories include:
- Fantasy Teams - "[51:11] Hank Lockwood: It's a good pick."
- Personal Workout Pictures - "[55:35] Dan Katz: Don’t care about it all."
- Boys on Chicks (Dating) - Discussions on trivializing personal dating experiences.
- Political Opinions by Athletes - "[54:38] Dan Katz: When someone shares their opinion on politics. I do not care."
- Concert Videos - Critique of lengthy and unengaging concert recordings.
Notable Quote:
- [62:26] PFT Commenter: "Physical mail. Do not care. That's a great answer."
The segment balances satire with shared opinions on what truly engages their listeners.
7. Open Championship Preview with Shane Bacon (86:05 - 131:09)
Shane Bacon provides an in-depth preview of the upcoming Open Championship. He details the unique challenges of the Royal Port Rush course in Northern Ireland, emphasizing its tight fairways, small greens, and the impact of weather conditions on play strategies. Bacon analyzes key contenders like Tommy Fleetwood and Brooks Koepka, discussing their strengths and potential performance.
Key Points:
- Course Specifics: Tight fairways, small greens, challenging bunker placements.
- Weather Impact: Mild winds expected, but rain could complicate play.
- Player Strategies: Emphasis on iron play over driving distance.
- Contenders: Focus on players excelling in precision and approach shots.
Notable Quotes:
- [117:50] Memes: "Everyone's also firing their caddies, like, every two weeks now."
- [119:33] Memes: "Shane Lowry was great in 2019, finishing second."
Bacon underscores the importance of patience and adaptability in navigating the course's demands.
Conclusion
The episode wraps up with promotions for upcoming Barstool Camp and various sponsors, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for future content. The hosts reiterate their appreciation for guests and engage in final humorous exchanges, leaving the audience entertained and informed.
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