Pardon My Take - Episode Summary
Release Date: July 7, 2025
1. Welcome Back and Initial Catch-Up
After a fourth of July vacation, hosts Big Cat, PFT Commenter, Hank, and Zach reunite in the studio, eagerly diving into discussions as if it's already football season.
- Big Cat [01:00]: "We're back in studio off of the fourth of July vacation and we're ready to go."
- PFT [04:02]: "I'll tell you what. We're back. We're tan."
2. NFL 2025 Quarterback Rankings
The hosts embark on their annual quarterback tier ranking, aiming to create the "Official Pardon My Take QB Tier." This segment is set to generate strong opinions among listeners.
- Big Cat [01:00]: "We're going to officially put out the Pardon My Take Official QB tier. Should we tear it?"
- PFT [44:18]: "I think Josh Allen should be one."
Elite Tier Highlights
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Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson: Positioned at the top, reflecting their outstanding performances and impact on the game.
- Big Cat [44:18]: "I had Josh Allen number one coming off of MVP."
- Memes [44:40]: "I watched an hour of his highlights on the 4th of July as the fireworks were going off."
Good Quarterbacks
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Jared Goff, Baker Mayfield, CJ Stroud, Brock Purdy, Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Bo Nix: Recognized for their solid performances and potential.
- Big Cat [48:41]: "Jared Goff."
- PFT [48:50]: "I had Brock Purdy, too."
Game-to-Game Performers and Others
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Jordan Love, Geno Smith, Sam Darnold: Acknowledged for their ability to deliver on specific occasions but lack consistency.
- PFT [52:45]: "Can we tie?"
- Big Cat [52:50]: "I'm fine with doing Geno."
Final Rankings
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Dak Prescott, Bryce Young, Kyler Murray, Jalen Hurts: Further discussion on their standings and future prospects.
- Big Cat [53:37]: "He should be in game to game."
- PFT [55:25]: "I think in the put up or shut up, we might want to do Daniel Jones."
3. Joey Chestnut: Top 5 Athlete of All Time?
A passionate debate ensues about Joey Chestnut's place among the greatest athletes ever, comparing him to legends like Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, and Muhammad Ali.
- Big Cat [05:59]: "I really do think that Joey Chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time."
- PFT [06:11]: "I think that Joey Chestnut can get there."
Key Points Discussed:
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Dominance in Competitive Eating: Chestnut's record-breaking performances and relentless drive.
- Big Cat [07:36]: "He's the only guy who could eat 70 dogs. He's done it like six times."
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Comparison to Other Athletes:
- Big Cat [08:38]: "Here's the bottom line... Kobayashi was eating against plumbers and electricians."
- PFT [10:17]: "He's going to retire. When he calls it a day... it'll be tragic."
4. Mount Rushmore of Minor Embarrassing Moments
A lighthearted segment where the hosts compile their most relatable and minor embarrassing moments, aiming to create a humorous "Mount Rushmore."
Selected Embarrassing Moments:
- Letting Out a Silent Fart [83:56]
- PFT [84:10]: "Everyone has those moments."
- Botched Handshakes or Greetings [84:52]
- Big Cat [84:57]: "Just really bad lap dances."
- Calling Someone by the Wrong Name [85:19]
- Memes [85:45]: "You should do that for chill week oil."
- Staring at Someone and Getting Caught [86:00]
- Big Cat [82:49]: "When you see someone 50ft away and you're like, have to do the entire walk up."
- Big Cat [83:30]: "Tripping on the last step because you think there's another one."
5. Is LeBron Going to Cleveland?
Speculation surrounds LeBron James' activities and possible intentions regarding a return to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
- Big Cat [17:28]: "What's up with LeBron? Is LeBron going to Cleveland?"
- PFT [19:08]: "You got the vino out."
- Big Cat [19:15]: "He's doing this on purpose to get everyone talking."
Discussion Points:
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LeBron's Golfing in Cleveland:
- Big Cat [17:32]: "He was golfing in Akron wearing a hat that said welcome home."
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Bronnie James' Development:
- Big Cat [18:30]: "Bronnie is starting to get out from underneath his dad's shadow."
6. MLB News: Nationals' Management Shake-Up
Hank and PFT analyze the recent firing of Nationals' GM Rizzo and manager Davey Martinez, debating the rationale and future implications for the team.
- PFT [22:39]: "They fired Davey Martinez, the manager, also World Series champion..."
- Big Cat [23:36]: "That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat."
Key Insights:
- Limited Resources: Rizzo's inability to sign high-profile players due to financial constraints.
- Team Performance: Despite achievements, management changes indicate possible ownership moves or team rebranding.
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8. Catching Up After Vacation
The hosts share updates from their recent time off, including golfing experiences, family interactions, and personal anecdotes.
- Memes [111:06]: "I got off pretty well. I had a good balance..."
- Hank [115:03]: "I have a confession to make that I'm also not proud of. I played a lot of pickleball over the week."
9. Closing Remarks and Future Content
Plans for upcoming episodes are discussed, including potential challenges like eating hot dogs while sprinting in Tahoe, highlighting the show's commitment to entertaining and engaging content.
- Big Cat [121:35]: "We have to be true to ourselves because this is the one we talked about the most."
- PFT [121:56]: "How is everyone? Hank, I'm really..."
Notable Quotes:
- Big Cat on Joey Chestnut's Greatness [05:59]: "I really do think that Joey Chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time."
- PFT on Picking Joey [07:20]: "He's going to retire. When he calls it a day... it's going to be a dark day."
- Big Cat on Nationals' Firing [23:36]: "That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat."
This episode of "Pardon My Take" offers a blend of serious sports analysis, humorous personal stories, and engaging debates, making it a comprehensive listen for sports enthusiasts seeking both depth and entertainment.