The Boys Are Back In Studio, NFL 2025 QB Tiers, Mt Rushmore Of Minor Embarrassing Moments, Is Joey Chestnut A Top 5 Athlete Of All Time? + Catching Up After Vacation

Summary

Pardon My Take - Episode Summary
Release Date: July 7, 2025

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1. Welcome Back and Initial Catch-Up

After a fourth of July vacation, hosts Big Cat, PFT Commenter, Hank, and Zach reunite in the studio, eagerly diving into discussions as if it's already football season.

• Big Cat [01:00]: "We're back in studio off of the fourth of July vacation and we're ready to go."
• PFT [04:02]: "I'll tell you what. We're back. We're tan."

2. NFL 2025 Quarterback Rankings

The hosts embark on their annual quarterback tier ranking, aiming to create the "Official Pardon My Take QB Tier." This segment is set to generate strong opinions among listeners.

• Big Cat [01:00]: "We're going to officially put out the Pardon My Take Official QB tier. Should we tear it?"
• PFT [44:18]: "I think Josh Allen should be one."

Elite Tier Highlights

• Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson: Positioned at the top, reflecting their outstanding performances and impact on the game.

  • Big Cat [44:18]: "I had Josh Allen number one coming off of MVP."
  • Memes [44:40]: "I watched an hour of his highlights on the 4th of July as the fireworks were going off."

Good Quarterbacks

• Jared Goff, Baker Mayfield, CJ Stroud, Brock Purdy, Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Bo Nix: Recognized for their solid performances and potential.

  • Big Cat [48:41]: "Jared Goff."
  • PFT [48:50]: "I had Brock Purdy, too."

Game-to-Game Performers and Others

• Jordan Love, Geno Smith, Sam Darnold: Acknowledged for their ability to deliver on specific occasions but lack consistency.

  • PFT [52:45]: "Can we tie?"
  • Big Cat [52:50]: "I'm fine with doing Geno."

Final Rankings

• Dak Prescott, Bryce Young, Kyler Murray, Jalen Hurts: Further discussion on their standings and future prospects.

  • Big Cat [53:37]: "He should be in game to game."
  • PFT [55:25]: "I think in the put up or shut up, we might want to do Daniel Jones."

3. Joey Chestnut: Top 5 Athlete of All Time?

A passionate debate ensues about Joey Chestnut's place among the greatest athletes ever, comparing him to legends like Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, and Muhammad Ali.

• Big Cat [05:59]: "I really do think that Joey Chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time."
• PFT [06:11]: "I think that Joey Chestnut can get there."

Key Points Discussed:

• Dominance in Competitive Eating: Chestnut's record-breaking performances and relentless drive.

  • Big Cat [07:36]: "He's the only guy who could eat 70 dogs. He's done it like six times."

• Comparison to Other Athletes:

  • Big Cat [08:38]: "Here's the bottom line... Kobayashi was eating against plumbers and electricians."
  • PFT [10:17]: "He's going to retire. When he calls it a day... it'll be tragic."

4. Mount Rushmore of Minor Embarrassing Moments

A lighthearted segment where the hosts compile their most relatable and minor embarrassing moments, aiming to create a humorous "Mount Rushmore."

Selected Embarrassing Moments:

1. Letting Out a Silent Fart [83:56]
   • PFT [84:10]: "Everyone has those moments."
2. Botched Handshakes or Greetings [84:52]
   • Big Cat [84:57]: "Just really bad lap dances."
3. Calling Someone by the Wrong Name [85:19]
   • Memes [85:45]: "You should do that for chill week oil."
4. Staring at Someone and Getting Caught [86:00]
   • Big Cat [82:49]: "When you see someone 50ft away and you're like, have to do the entire walk up."

• Big Cat [83:30]: "Tripping on the last step because you think there's another one."

5. Is LeBron Going to Cleveland?

Speculation surrounds LeBron James' activities and possible intentions regarding a return to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

• Big Cat [17:28]: "What's up with LeBron? Is LeBron going to Cleveland?"
• PFT [19:08]: "You got the vino out."
• Big Cat [19:15]: "He's doing this on purpose to get everyone talking."

Discussion Points:

• LeBron's Golfing in Cleveland:

  • Big Cat [17:32]: "He was golfing in Akron wearing a hat that said welcome home."

• Bronnie James' Development:

  • Big Cat [18:30]: "Bronnie is starting to get out from underneath his dad's shadow."

6. MLB News: Nationals' Management Shake-Up

Hank and PFT analyze the recent firing of Nationals' GM Rizzo and manager Davey Martinez, debating the rationale and future implications for the team.

• PFT [22:39]: "They fired Davey Martinez, the manager, also World Series champion..."
• Big Cat [23:36]: "That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat."

Key Insights:

• Limited Resources: Rizzo's inability to sign high-profile players due to financial constraints.
• Team Performance: Despite achievements, management changes indicate possible ownership moves or team rebranding.

7. Advertising Slots (Skipped)

As per instructions, all advertisements, intros, and outros have been omitted from this summary to focus solely on the content-rich discussions.

8. Catching Up After Vacation

The hosts share updates from their recent time off, including golfing experiences, family interactions, and personal anecdotes.

• Memes [111:06]: "I got off pretty well. I had a good balance..."
• Hank [115:03]: "I have a confession to make that I'm also not proud of. I played a lot of pickleball over the week."

9. Closing Remarks and Future Content

Plans for upcoming episodes are discussed, including potential challenges like eating hot dogs while sprinting in Tahoe, highlighting the show's commitment to entertaining and engaging content.

• Big Cat [121:35]: "We have to be true to ourselves because this is the one we talked about the most."
• PFT [121:56]: "How is everyone? Hank, I'm really..."

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Notable Quotes:

• Big Cat on Joey Chestnut's Greatness [05:59]: "I really do think that Joey Chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time."
• PFT on Picking Joey [07:20]: "He's going to retire. When he calls it a day... it's going to be a dark day."
• Big Cat on Nationals' Firing [23:36]: "That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat."

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This episode of "Pardon My Take" offers a blend of serious sports analysis, humorous personal stories, and engaging debates, making it a comprehensive listen for sports enthusiasts seeking both depth and entertainment.

Transcript

[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

We are back. We're back in studio off of the fourth of July vacation and we're ready to go. We're doing. We're basically going like it's football season a little Monday. Just the boys because we got a lot to talk about. We're going to do our Mount Rushmore of little embarrassing things. We are going to do our QB rankings which we do every year around this time. So we're going to officially put out the pardon my take Official, official QB tier. Should we tear it?

[PFT]

So I was thinking about doing tiers. I've got a couple that are tiered.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And then a couple that are just straight up number rankings.

[Big Cat]

I like tearing.

[PFT]

We're going to piss so many people.

[Big Cat]

So many people off. We're going to. We're going to talk about our week off. Catch up. We got a lot of. Yeah, a lot of stuff. Talk about who's back of the week. It's gonna be a great show. We're gonna get to the bottom of the fact that Zach is apparently just cloned everywhere in America. Great show coming your way to get us going. Then we're heading to Tahoe for chill week. Before we do all that though, DraftKings. Nothing beats relaxing on a hot summer day and watching baseball. And the simplest way to get in on the action is to download the Pick Six app from DraftKings. It's crazy simple. Just pick more or less on the stats from for two or more of your favorite players and Boom. You're in the mix for big cash prizes. No gimmicks, no weird rules. Just ball. Nail your picks and you're heating up. Pick Six brings upside with payouts up to 500 times. Pick Six is live in a ton of states. Texas, Cali, Georgia, Missouri and lots more. Don't settle for a smaller payout. Switch to Pick six and right now new customers can take advantage of a special signup offer. Pick six from DraftKings in the most is the most fun way to play fantasy Sports. Download the DraftKings Pick Six app now and use Code Take. That's Code Take for new customers to get a special sign up offer. Better payouts, bigger wins only. With pick six from DraftKings, the crown is yours. Gambling problem. Call 1-800-G GAMBLER-HELP is available for problem.

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[PFT]

I'll tell you what. We're back. We're tan.

[Big Cat]

We're. Oh, we are. Really?

[PFT]

I think this is the tann this podcast has ever been.

[Big Cat]

Max, you Italian?

[PFT]

You look max swarthy right now.

[Hank]

Yeah, I'm Italian. I got some time in the sun this week.

[Big Cat]

We all got some time in the sun. Let's quick power ranking who's the most tan? Memes and sack are by far the least.

[PFT]

It might. It might be Big Cat. It might be Hank. But I can't tell if that's Hank's normal Hank, pretty tan. He's always tan.

[Memes]

I got a mean sunburn.

[Big Cat]

I got a mean.

[Hank]

But a mean sunburn turns into a great tan if you got the right skin.

[PFT]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Memes]

Two days. I'm good.

[Big Cat]

Have you guys been wrong? Raw dog? I've been raw dogging. In a few days. I did.

[Hank]

I've raw dogged every day.

[Big Cat]

Every day.

[Hank]

I didn't put on. I put zero ounces of Sunscreen.

[PFT]

My problem is think you're tougher than the sun. The sun, Yes.

[Hank]

I. I very much think that I'm.

[Big Cat]

Tougher than my kids have SPF like 70 lying around, and I'm like, this is. You just put on a. Put on, like a moomoo in the sun.

[PFT]

So I just raw dog on the 4th of July.

[Memes]

They're even more Italian.

[PFT]

Yeah, they are.

[Big Cat]

I'm not Italian. They are.

[PFT]

I had a personal challenge with the sun on the 4th, and I just stared. I stared it down.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

I said, it's you and me, Mano Imano. We've been going at it now for 40 years. Let's put it all on the line today. Didn't even get burned.

[Big Cat]

The bet. The best part about this being just going mono. Imano on the sun is like, you just get a nice lather, sweat, and you can trick yourself into being like, I worked out today. Where you just didn't. I was just sitting at the pool.

[PFT]

No, if you sweat, that's a workout.

[Big Cat]

That's a workout.

[PFT]

If you go in the sauna, that's a workout. If you get nervous, that's a workout.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but we're back. We're back. So we're going no guest today because we haven't seen each other and 10 days, and we're about to head to Tahoe. We're gonna do some great interviews, and we also got some stuff we got to catch up on. Where do you guys want to start? I have so many things I want to get off my chest. I have a serious topic. If you want to do a serious topic. Let's wait.

[PFT]

Let's wait on the serious.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

Like, seriously serious.

[Big Cat]

It's as serious as serious could get.

[PFT]

I.

[Big Cat]

You want to do the serious topic? I would like to do.

[PFT]

Now I'm going to be thinking about the serious topic. If we.

[Big Cat]

If we don't. I would like to do the serious topic, and it's very serious. I thought about it for a long time, since Friday. I really do think that Joey Chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I actually, like, broke it down. So 17 titles. His comeback to Coney island, he goes, 70 and a half dogs. And I was thinking about it, and I was like, so I'll give you. Let's. Let's just be. Let's. Let's be liberal with it. Let's say, okay, Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali. We'll give you some of those.

[PFT]

Secretariat, Secretary Sachin Tendulkar.

[Big Cat]

But where does it. Like, where does It. Where does. Where do we. I think he's a better athlete than Pele, I think.

[PFT]

Oh, yeah. I mean, soccer is a team sport.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

If you have a couple guys missing from your team in a soccer game, you might not as well even play.

[Big Cat]

I think he's a better athlete than Wayne Gretzky. No offense to the Great one.

[PFT]

Yeah. I mean, like, I don't even really consider hockey to be athletics.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

It's more of just like, you know.

[Big Cat]

It'S ice dance, skating around with the boys.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where. Where is Tom Brady or Joey Chestnut?

[Memes]

Tom Brady. But team sports is.

[PFT]

It.

[Big Cat]

Is.

[Memes]

It is a lot harder.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I would say, like Tiger Woods. I would give over Joey Chestnut. Okay. I'm gonna. I'm fine with that. I don't. No offense to our good friend Scotty Scheffler. Joey Chestnut's a better athlete.

[PFT]

I think that Joey Chestnut can get there.

[Big Cat]

Johnny could get there.

[PFT]

It's Joey. It's Joey Chestnut, It's Usain Bolt, and it's Tiger Woods.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

That's it for me.

[Big Cat]

Would you say Michael Phelps?

[PFT]

Maybe. But he smoked marijuana. So bad example.

[Big Cat]

So whatever. However you slice it, he's like top five athlete of all time.

[PFT]

Yeah. No, what he did on the 4th of July, it was. What's so impressive about it is that there's nobody pushing him. No one's pushing him for. For second place. So the second closest got, what, like 40 something? It was a joke. It was not a contest. But he pushes himself because he's that determined of an athlete. He's intrinsically motivated.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT]

He wants to be great. He's sustained greatness.

[Big Cat]

And so all these are true. And it's almost 20 years now. 17 titles. Yep. I was looking at it because when you have, like, you know, these incredible once in a lifetime athletes, they're like, God, thank God I'm alive to watch this. Obviously people poke holes at it and they're like, well, he wasn't pushed because he's had to push himself. People forget Kobayashi was the greatest of all time. In his prime, he was in 2006. That was the last time that Joey Chestnut lost to Kobayashi. Kobayashi was 28 years old. It was a 12 minute hot dog race, and Kobayashi broke the record with 53 and a half hot dogs. 53 and a half.

[PFT]

Which was amazing at the time.

[Big Cat]

Amazing.

[PFT]

Here's the bottom line is Kobayashi was eating against plumbers and electricians.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT]

Joe Chestnut is competing against guys. Kobayashi that would have. That were Kobayashi and other guys that would have pushed Kobayashi Right.

[Big Cat]

So the next year after he lost that in 2006, he won. He beat Joey. He beat Kobayashi with 66 dogs. So he smashed the world record by.

[PFT]

13 and a half dogs.

[Big Cat]

He went and was like, is mine. Never looked back. 2008, first ever 10 minute contest. That was the last time Kobayashi pushed him because they had the famous overtime hot dog eat off.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where he, he finished five dogs in 50 seconds after eating 59 hot dogs. And then here's the crazy part, because we obviously know 2015, Joey Chestnut gets broken up with a week before and Matt stoney beats him 62 to 60. Okay. I actually think that's better for his legacy because it shows that he's human.

[PFT]

Well, that's also true.

[Big Cat]

You have one blip.

[PFT]

Let's look at, at what Matt Stoney was doing for that one year that he showed. That's like Brady Anderson hitting 50 home runs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's a good point. But then here's where, here's where Joey Chestnut is the greatest of all time, in my opinion, because he loses that 2015 year and then he comes back and he is the first man ever to eat 70 hot dogs. And then what does he do after that? He then beats his own Record with 72. Then what does he do after that? He beats his own record with 74. Then he has a down year with 71, and everyone's like, oh, shit, he's washed. He's like, ha ha, I'm gonna eat 75 and then I'm gonna eat 76. So he keeps pushing himself to that level. And then he obviously wasn't there last year. And everyone's like, well, is he washed? He's getting up there in age. No. 70 and a half dogs. He's the only guy who could eat 70 dogs. He's done it like six times.

[PFT]

Yeah. No one's going to touch him.

[Big Cat]

It's the greatest.

[PFT]

He's going to retire. When, when he calls it a day. It's. He's not going to get forced out by anybody. There's not going to be anybody that. That takes the crown from him. In fact, like, it's going to be a dark day when Joey Chestnut retires from eating. Oh, it'd be tragic because the, the next fourth of July is going to be a guy that WINS Eating like 43 hot dogs.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[PFT]

He might actually kill the sport of hot dog eating. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, never. Unless there's, unless there's a kid out there who's watching this and someday we'll eat 80 hot dogs. I'm. It's. We're gonna, we're gonna look back and say, hey, we were there for the greatest era of hot dog eating and it was Joey Chestnut. And again it's, it's all. It's coming up on 20 years now of Domino.

[PFT]

We don't even have somebody that he could pass the torch to. Right. There's no next up.

[Big Cat]

No Bonnie Blue? No.

[PFT]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

No. The guy Badlands, he. I think he broke the record for most the Lemonade Chug.

[PFT]

Badlands booker's a cool guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

I got to, I got to meet Badlands booker and Joey Ch. A strip club in South Carolina. That sounds like back in like 2007. It was great. They were doing a corned beef cabbage eating contest.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[PFT]

They were at the strip club until probably 4:00 in the morning. Just getting absolutely.

[Big Cat]

That's the thing is Joey Ch. I mean, you heard it on Wednesday when we had him on. He. He gets up after this. Oh, yeah.

[PFT]

I mean you have to.

[Big Cat]

When I competed in this competition, I ate 12 hot dogs and then I just laid on my bed for, I don't know, two days because I felt like such.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Joey Chestnut is like, yeah, I'm just gonna go booze more than anyone boozes after eating 70 and a half dogs.

[PFT]

I know that we've done it with, with the bear. The bear that sits down eats the hot dogs before. But I want to see like animals that can compete head to head against an all time eater like Joey Chessa. Like, what animal do you think would be able to accomplish the 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes?

[Big Cat]

It exists. Maybe, maybe like a blue whale just.

[PFT]

Because they could just, just throw it into its mouth.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you just.

[Memes]

No meat though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What? They don't eat meat.

[PFT]

Oh, they got the, they got plankton. They got the bristles too.

[Big Cat]

What's going on in the whale world?

[Memes]

Just a lot more cleaning. Cleaning excursions. I've seen.

[PFT]

It's good to see.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Memes]

People doing the Lord's work AI videos.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then we also had the Joey Chestnut. I. Max tweeted about this. The embrace debate. What was it? Max? I love this because this is peak July sports fodder. Yeah.

[Hank]

This was awesome. It was. If you have Usain Bolt and Joey Chestnut both at the start of 100 meter race, but neither of them are allowed to start the race until they finish a hot dog. Who wins?

[PFT]

I think Joey crushes.

[Hank]

It's not even close because you got.

[Memes]

To think that what about 400 400.

[Hank]

I think it's. Then it's Usain.

[Memes]

What about 200?

[Hank]

I think 200 is where it gets close.

[PFT]

I think 200. Usain Bolt would also win. I. But I think that it switches at a mile. I think Joey Chestnut beats him. No. What?

[Big Cat]

I don't think so. Yeah.

[Hank]

Where is the switch coming? I need you to explain this.

[PFT]

Well, stay with me here. Usain Bolt has literally never run a mile in his entire life, ever.

[Hank]

That's. That's a fact.

[PFT]

He said that on part of my take.

[Big Cat]

Did he?

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't remember. His wi Fi wasn't great.

[PFT]

He has never run a mile in his entire life. Joey Chestnut. At least he looks like he works out.

[Big Cat]

Listen, I actually think Joey Chestnut. Like, if you told me Joey Chestnut could run an 11 second 100 yard.

[PFT]

Dash, like, probably you can do anything he wants.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right. I. I wouldn't be shocked.

[PFT]

I know. But I think 200 meters. I think Usain Bolt gets them.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT]

I don't know, because Usain Bolt could probably. He could take down hot dog in what, 10.

[Hank]

No, because, remember, so I was with PFT when we were doing this, when we were talking about this hypothetical.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Hank]

And I tried to eat a hot dog as fast as I could.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Well, you're.

[PFT]

And no offense, Max, but you. I know I was about to say that you're not in as good shape as Usain Bolt, but you're probably.

[Hank]

What does that do with eating a hot dog?

[Big Cat]

I think we should do this.

[Memes]

How long does it take you to.

[Big Cat]

Eat a hot dog?

[Hank]

I got. It was like 10 seconds in, and I. I was like. I had bitten halfway through and I was still chewing. Like, I think it probably takes a normal person, like 30 seconds to eat a hot dog.

[PFT]

Can I be honest with you, Max?

[Hank]

What?

[PFT]

Until you just told me right now that you were trying to eat that hot dog as fast as you could. I had. No. I thought that's how you just normally ate hot dogs.

[Big Cat]

Wait, no water too, right?

[Hank]

No water.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think we should do this in Tahoe.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Let's just find a track. Or we don't. We just do it in a field. Let's just all, like six of us just race one hot dog 100 meters.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just to see how long it would take.

[Hank]

Just to see how long it would take. The.

[Big Cat]

But.

[Hank]

But they're ne. They're not averaging either of the two things.

[Big Cat]

I would just like to see the video.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'd like to see the baseline video. Yeah. And actually we shouldn't we shouldn't do it head to head. We should do time trials because that would like everyone watching you eat a hot dog and then sprinting is awkward. That actually should be on the Mount Rushmore of embarrassing moments. Your boys watching you take down a hot dog and sprint.

[PFT]

But, yeah, I think. I think Joey crushes him. I don't think it crushes him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it's no waters. No water is. Makes it tough.

[Hank]

Hank will probably puke before he even has his best to run.

[Big Cat]

Hank's. I. I can already see it. It's going to be like, let's say Wednesday morning in Tahoe. Hank's going to be met. We're going to do it at, like, I don't know, say, 10am Hank's gonna be mad that we haven't let him eat yet. And then he's gonna be so hungry and mad at us. And then he's gonna eat half a hot dog and be like, I'm full.

[PFT]

That is your breakfast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then he's gonna be mad at us that we made him too full. That's gonna be a fun day.

[Memes]

I'm excited.

[Big Cat]

Chill week. Hey, we. We made the rule last year. Chill week. We all just chill. We don't fight.

[PFT]

We're in a great mood last year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We're gonna do that again. Excited to go out there. So, yeah, I. That was a. When I saw you tweet about that, Max, like, this is just such a perfect, like, mid July where there's just nothing like you. You can. You can basically watch your baseball team and then have hot dog hypotheticals.

[Hank]

We were at a barbecue. We had the entire part. The entire party was talking about.

[PFT]

I love it.

[Hank]

Like, I. I would bring it up to one group of people.

[Big Cat]

There were people who were saying. You saying, oh, yeah.

[Hank]

Oh, yeah. There was a lot people. A lot of people online were saying it, too.

[PFT]

Yeah. All due respect, those people are dumb. They don't know dog.

[Hank]

Yeah, they don't know dog.

[Big Cat]

They don't. They don't respect. To go full circle here. They don't respect the greatness of Joey Chestnut.

[Hank]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

They respect Usain's greatness. They don't respect Joey Chestnuts. That's the problem. And I'm here to say he is top five. I'll give you four guys if you want to name he's top five athlete of all time. I think it's fair. I'd agree, folks. It's the foreplay. Guys, let's talk truly unruly. When you spend every Day following the countless laws of golf. Like us, it's refreshing to get a little unruly. Whether that means using the old hand wedge to escape the bunker or just cracking open a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules, few things feel better. Truly unruly is the first high alk seltzer that actually tastes good. It's hard hitting, but still light and refreshing, making it perfect for everything from the front nine to the clubhouse. Find it near [e-mail] locations. That's trulyhardselter.com./ Locations. Hard Seltzer Beverage Company, Boston, Massachusetts. Please drink responsibly. Okay, that was my serious topic.

[PFT]

Okay, that was a good topic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I have a non serious topic.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

What's up with LeBron? Is LeBron going to Cleveland?

[PFT]

Is LeBron going to Cleveland?

[Big Cat]

Well, he's been golfing. I'll throw a couple things out there. One, he was golfing in. In. In Akron wearing a hat that said welcome home. He reposted. I believe it was the Cavs. Former Cavs athletic trainer maybe, who's like, gotta wear the, you know, the best jersey for Independence Day. And it was LeBron James, Cavs jersey.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

And he worked out at the Cavs facility, which that should be illegal if you're the Cavs.

[PFT]

Why are you letting him do that?

[Big Cat]

Because he's going to be a calf.

[Memes]

Could have just been home for the Fourth of July.

[Big Cat]

Oh, listen, I understand that, but he plays for the Lakers and the Cavs let him work out. Huh? Huh? Yeah. See, here it is. It's proper. Proper attire. Proper attire. I don't know. Is LeBron. Is he trying to work his way back to Cleveland?

[PFT]

I think that would be good. Yeah, I would like to see it.

[Big Cat]

And also, just throwing one more out there, Bronnie. I feel like Bronnie is starting to. I saw a press conference. I was like, hey, is Bronnie kind of getting out from underneath his dad's shadow? He was talking about how the only way he's going to make in this league is just being like a dog defensively, and that's how he's going to see the court. Didn't mention. The only way I'm going to see the court is playing with my dad for the Lakers. No, he didn't say that.

[PFT]

No, he didn't say that. So what about. LeBron did comment on this.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

On the 4th of July, what do you say? He said, and summer, since it was built, I live here still and train every summer. Got. Damn, y' all bored Man.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think we're bored.

[PFT]

Goddamn.

[Big Cat]

I don't think we're bored. I think he's doing this on purpose.

[PFT]

Go get a plate of food somewhere and enjoy the Fourth of July.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's doing this on purpose to get everyone talking about it, and then he's gonna do it. I think he's gonna do it.

[Memes]

I don't think they want him.

[Big Cat]

I. That might be a different conversation.

[PFT]

Would you want him on the Celtics? No, no.

[Big Cat]

But the Cavs are good and they could. They also have a lot of good players that.

[Memes]

Theoreticals are good.

[Big Cat]

I know, I know. But they have the, you know, the Jared Allen, Evan Mobley. Like, there's a little redundancy there.

[Memes]

Do you think Cavs fans want them?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I think there's definitely some Cavs fans.

[PFT]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[PFT]

I think cab fans would be completely okay with LeBron coming back to Cleveland.

[Big Cat]

I think, especially if they could get a guarantee that it was like, this is it, or maybe two years max, where we don't play the game of are you in or you out? Like, if the Cavs could actually strategically say, we have LeBron for a year, maybe call it two, but that's the plan. And we're not going to do, like, a song and dance and trading draft picks and doing this whole thing to try to extend LeBron's career.

[PFT]

I have seen.

[Memes]

What about Bryce?

[Big Cat]

What about him? Bryce Maximus, Arizona.

[Memes]

He wants to play with them.

[Big Cat]

I have seen in Cleveland.

[PFT]

I've seen some of the hypothetical trades that get thrown out there about. About LeBron. I don't even know if any of them actually work out. I think people just put faces on a graphic and they say, here's a trade that could work, and then hope that we don't plug it into the machine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I don't understand how any trades work. I mean, the Kevin Durant Trade would have 1717 trademark. It was insane. What did you think about LeBron's golf swing? Not bad. Does it feel good knowing that you could absolutely kill LeBron and golf? You could.

[Memes]

It does.

[Big Cat]

Like, you would. You would.

[Memes]

You would blame sport.

[PFT]

How long, though? How much. How much training would LeBron need to beat you?

[Memes]

Not a lot.

[Big Cat]

I think it's. I think it's like a week. I was gonna say like three months.

[Memes]

I mean, it's be. It hits the ball hard.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. If he had. And I mean, he'll probably get Tiger woods to teach him.

[PFT]

He's got a very compact swing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

Take him, like two months.

[PFT]

He'd probably be fine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he, he. I mean, any athlete like LeBron, they go out and they're around and he's probably, by the end of 18, was like, oh, I got a birdie on this hole. Like, how'd that happen?

[PFT]

How many times when he's playing and he hits a wedge through the guys that he's playing with, be like, hey, LA flop. Probably every. You got to say it every time, right?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I. I'm just saying Something's up with LeBron. He's at least. He's at least having fun with it. And I think there's more. I don't think LeBron. I think he does these things obviously very much on purpose.

[Memes]

I mean, I would respect it if he just goes home with his boys and is like, getting up, like, just. Should I just start posting this stuff?

[PFT]

Yeah, he might be doing exactly that.

[Big Cat]

But I feel like he's more calculated.

[Memes]

Than that when you're with your boys. Yeah, it's like kind of like fourth of July.

[PFT]

You got the vino out.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're on the cold cigars. Okay. All right. So that was. Yeah, those were my serious and unserious topics.

[PFT]

Okay. Those are good topics.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. What else. What else we got going on that we wanted to touch on before we do our QB rankings, which is going to piss people off. Get the crew together and head off to the course in the new 2024 Chevy Traverse with impressive cargo room, three room seating, and the first ever Z71 Trim Traverse can handle your buddies and their golf bags with ease. Chevrolet together. Let's drive.

[PFT]

I just have a quick seeing red on the Nationals.

[Big Cat]

Oh, go for it.

[PFT]

Permission to go there. They fired their GM a week before the draft. We've got the number one pick in the MLB draft, our general manager, Rizzo. He. He did a very good job as the general manager working for an owner that would not give him any money to spend. So he was very limited over the course of the years what he could do. He put together World Series roster, made a great roster, hit on a bunch of great draft picks, and now you're firing him. The speculation is you're firing him because you're getting. You're selling the team, and you want to get every single front office contract off the books right now. So they fired Davey Martinez, the manager, also World Series champion, and then the. The surprise, though, was firing Rizzo, the general manager.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[PFT]

I don't know what you expect this guy to do. Like, you can't you couldn't sign Juan Soto, you couldn't sign Trey Turner to a long term contract, couldn't sign Bryce Harper to a long term contract. All because of money.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[PFT]

Not because of any. Not because of anything that Rizzo did. And he did a great job getting everything he possibly could get for stto. Like two hours before they announced that they fired him, MLB announced the All Star rosters, and two of the guys that we got for Juan stto are on their. On the All Star roster for the first time.

[Big Cat]

Pretty good job.

[PFT]

James Wood. He did a great job. I. It doesn't make any sense blaming any of the failures of the team on that guy.

[Big Cat]

I.

[PFT]

That's what I don't.

[Big Cat]

I agree with all of that, except for I. I think firing him before the draft. You can't make. Let him make the pick if you're gonna fire him.

[PFT]

He's already done all the work, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you can't let him make the pick. You gotta just be like, you gotta get out of here If. If you're gonna fight. Like, if they were saying to themselves, we're gonna fire him at the end of the year, just get him out before the draft.

[PFT]

Yeah, but like firing a GM because you didn't give him enough money to spend on good.

[Big Cat]

No, I agree.

[PFT]

That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Being like, why? Like, what's. What's wrong? She gained, you know, two pounds. You gained 50.

[PFT]

You gained 50 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. We've gained a lot of weight. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cumulatively, yeah, I. That is pretty crazy.

[PFT]

I don't. I don't like it, but I guess I'm hoping that it means that they're gonna sell the team soon and that's why this is all happening. But. Yeah, Just bad. I don't like it.

[Big Cat]

Can I. What? Dovetailing off the All Star thing. Say a Suzuki should have been an All Star. He got stopped. He got what? What? Max. Because it was Schwaber.

[Hank]

No, I mean, there's. There was a lot of snubs this year.

[Big Cat]

All right, Give us some snow.

[Hank]

Trade Turner. Trainer Trey Turner leads league in hits and he didn't. And he didn't even get a reserve spot.

[Big Cat]

Say Suzuki leads the in in RBIs, 4th in home runs, 12th and OPS stud. He should have been.

[Hank]

Also Christopher Sanchez should have been in over Mackenzie Gore. That makes no sense. He has a lot. He has.

[PFT]

I like this.

[Hank]

He's seven. He has. He has more wins.

[Big Cat]

He has a lower wing bush should have Probably.

[Hank]

He has a lower er and a lower whip. You don't even know what whip is.

[PFT]

I do know what whip is.

[Big Cat]

Say it.

[PFT]

It's what you put on your pot.

[Hank]

There we go.

[PFT]

Walks, hits, per inning pitch. I know exactly what whip is. You probably don't even know what BABIP is.

[Hank]

We talk about BABIP on the show. That's like the one. That's like the one thing we know.

[PFT]

It's the best stat for losers.

[Hank]

No.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Christopher Sanchez not being in is ridiculous. Trey Turner not being in his say. Suzuki not being in his Whatever.

[Big Cat]

Just put everyone.

[Hank]

Put everyone in loaded roster.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Everyone gets in at bat. It doesn't matter.

[Big Cat]

You have to give guys a batch now.

[Hank]

I get pissed off when you don't like that.

[PFT]

I have a question.

[Hank]

If it's your guy and they and you wait the whole game and they don't. And they don't get in.

[PFT]

I have a question.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT]

They haven't announced the full Home Run Derby roster yet, have they?

[Big Cat]

They have not.

[PFT]

It's trickling out.

[Big Cat]

What is the. What's the current. Zach, can you, can you google what the current list is? We have some guys that I feel good about.

[PFT]

We got Tuna. Yep.

[Memes]

Cal Raleigh.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT]

Big Dumper. James Wood.

[Big Cat]

Yep. It's piece. No PCA is not it.

[PFT]

But my question was going to be. Because when I tweeted out about James Wood being the Home run derby memes said announced Yellich in the derby memes. Do you want. Do you want to see?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You know your. Your job would be. You wouldn't have a job. Why? Because the show would end. The last scene of this show would be us eating each other's ass.

[PFT]

We can't come back from.

[Big Cat]

It'd be over.

[PFT]

You have to do a follow up podcast.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no.

[Memes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It would be like. We'd be like numbers. Oh, and one last thing. I gotta eat PFT's ass and that's it. It'd be over.

[PFT]

It'd be the best sign off of all time.

[Big Cat]

You're rooting for your own demise.

[PFT]

I'm rooting for him to participate.

[Big Cat]

But when the show ends, are you gonna be like who you're. You're going to be Tim. Tim Robinson Hot dog meme. Who like we're all trying to find a guy who did. You guys did this? Well, yeah, but we're trying to not to push so much you guys. To be fair, Big not asking for yellow should be in it.

[PFT]

Big cat did it. I, I being a good co host. Did some. Yes. And yeah. Where you roll along with it before you know what you say, and then you realize everything that you've said. And then you're the real pervert. The real sicko is Memes, who literally wants to watch this.

[Big Cat]

Also, we did it for that Christian Yellich who had never hit 20 home runs. Yeah, not this Christian Yellich. You think he's gonna do it?

[PFT]

He's not. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT]

Yes. Think of that live stream. Oh, he's not going to recall him and ask him.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[PFT]

No, I don't. I don't. I don't want to give him the. The pleasure of knowing. Hold this over.

[Big Cat]

You're right. You're right. Oh, God. Memes. Memes is addicted to it. I wanna. I'm gonna say this right now. Hank's best friend, Gaz, who always. Who listens to every part of my take. Shout out, Gaz. Big time awl.

[Memes]

Stats and info.

[Big Cat]

He does stats and info. Info. He also runs all of our. He's head of all of our social partial sports. I want to say right now, guys, if Christian Yellich competes in the home run derby and wins a home run derby, all of Meme's tweets should not count for his socials. Like, all of the numbers he racks up. Do not count those reports.

[PFT]

Throw them out, because that. Those are ours.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Memes]

That's. Those are passion numbers.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. He'll. The numbers. He just. Ah. And then I actually think memes.

[PFT]

Actually, it would make us lose followers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And I also think memes. Oh, yeah.

[PFT]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm actually thinking about it right now. Memes, I think will ascend to a higher being. What is it? Buddhism or. Or what is it? Buddhism?

[Memes]

Ketosis?

[PFT]

Mormon. Mormonism.

[Big Cat]

They ascend to a higher level.

[PFT]

Scientology.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Scientology. Measureless. Ascend to a higher level when it's me eating PFT's ass. And then Memes makes both of our faces, Max. And that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's Memes finals. That's his final note.

[PFT]

Oh, he makes. He makes your butthole, Max.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. He's not competing, right? I. Listen, thank God Cal Raleigh's in there because I. We needed that.

[PFT]

Cal Raleigh is amazing.

[Big Cat]

James Wood. I'm gonna be the biggest James Wood guy.

[PFT]

James Wood's great.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind if you guys.

[Memes]

Just have to get a jersey. Like seven jersey.

[Big Cat]

Rooting for every other player. Yeah, every guy.

[PFT]

He's not gonna do it.

[Big Cat]

I'm not crazy if he. Oh. Oh, that Was.

[Memes]

No, I think mlb.

[Big Cat]

That was the year that he hurt his back.

[Memes]

I think they're gonna slowly roll it out, and then they're gonna. He's gonna be the last person announced.

[PFT]

Yeah. The 2019 Home Run Derby roster. He was the number one seed going into it, and then he hurt his back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

You don't want to hurt your back again, Christian.

[Big Cat]

No, you don't. Oh. Since we're talking ball, we should say that it's kind of a who's back. But guys betting on their own team. Luis Ortiz for the. For the Guardians.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

What an. Of all the gambling stories that have come out of who's the Giante Porter. Malik Beasley is obviously going through right now. This one is very funny. In just the simple fact that they have two pitches that, like, alerted all the systems and then showing the pitches, he just throws it 40ft. Yeah. And he just told his boys, like, dude, hammer ball to start this inning.

[PFT]

It's. It's pretty blatant, pretty obvious.

[Big Cat]

It's a tough one for him to have to try to get out of.

[PFT]

So he's on paid leave right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

So they're investigating. What is the investigation going to entail?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[PFT]

Just like, hey, you did this, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

This is real video, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, this is.

[PFT]

He should be like, it's AI.

[Memes]

Well, no, they got to track it back to him.

[PFT]

I mean, first.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that sounds like. But these were such egregious balls in the inning.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

They weren't even close.

[Memes]

Some people were saying they're setup pitches.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's true. Set up your boys for a great day. So.

[PFT]

Yeah, I guess just a shitload of people bet on those certain pitches.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And those are obviously bets that are, I would imagine, don't have a ton of action. So when there's a spike, it's pretty easy for them to be like, hey, what the fuck's going on here?

[PFT]

Yeah. Watching it side by side is very funny.

[Big Cat]

Very funny. Okay. What. Any other baseball stuff?

[PFT]

Baseball's.

[Big Cat]

It's just rocking, right?

[PFT]

Baseball's just going.

[Big Cat]

Cubs are eight home runs on. On July 4th. That was sick.

[PFT]

That was pretty great.

[Big Cat]

That was a pretty cool thing to do. Dingers only if you missed it. We all have our teams, and we're. We're smashing dingers. What are the live standings? You have a memes shout out to Awls who have live trackers. There's a couple guys out there that put out good live trackers. Oh, you. Oh, here we go. Hunter Whitlow. Shout out. Hunter Whitlow. Right now we have in first place. It is a tie. Steven Shea, Hank, Jersey Jerry.

[Memes]

No, Brandon.

[PFT]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Jerry. Yeah. Jerry with 10 home runs. And then me, Brandon and Max with nine. And then in the rear is Zach with seven, and PFT was six.

[PFT]

I got to a good start. I haven't had my best last couple games.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's only been four days.

[PFT]

It's really.

[Big Cat]

You can say you got off to a good start when you're laughing.

[PFT]

No, really good start in the first, like, two days. Oh, of the league. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You got it off to. Yeah, the first day.

[PFT]

And has anybody used Jersey? Jerry used his IR spot.

[Big Cat]

He did. He dropped.

[PFT]

His pedophile spot is still remains standing.

[Big Cat]

Yes, it absolutely remains there. I think he picked up Kyle Stowers from the Marlins front of the program.

[PFT]

Nice pick.

[Big Cat]

Or no. Colton Kauser from the. From the Orioles. Sorry. Colton Kauser from the Oreos Orioles, who's a great dude.

[PFT]

And Max still hasn't done the challenge.

[Big Cat]

Max still has the update.

[PFT]

That's right, update.

[Big Cat]

If there's any baseball teams in Tahoe.

[PFT]

Nobody cares who's in last place because. No, apparently you don't have to do the punishment. Yeah, kind of.

[Big Cat]

That's a really good point.

[PFT]

Yeah, Kind of meaningless. I'm in. I'm in last.

[Big Cat]

That's a really good pft.

[Hank]

Remind me, how long did it take you to do the permission?

[PFT]

Did I do.

[Hank]

Oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[PFT]

Did I do the per.

[Hank]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Did he perm?

[PFT]

Did I perm?

[Hank]

Yeah. And it took longer. Much longer than this?

[PFT]

I don't think it did.

[Hank]

Yes, it did.

[PFT]

I don't think.

[Hank]

Oh, yes, it did. It took well over a year.

[Memes]

It also did nothing for a year.

[Hank]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. And the tattoo took forever, too.

[PFT]

That's not true.

[Big Cat]

Yes, I did mine pretty quickly.

[PFT]

Took about a year.

[Hank]

Yes. This hasn't even been a year yet.

[PFT]

I did the tattoo and the perm. I think. On the same day.

[Hank]

Correct.

[PFT]

Or the same week. Did I do it?

[Hank]

Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. You know what? Pft. Let me tap me in here. Max, it's that you haven't done this yet.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So you can't say anything to me. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.

[PFT]

You should do it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I'm going.

[Hank]

I'm going to.

[Big Cat]

You should do it like. Right.

[Hank]

Mallards. Hit me up. Hit my line.

[Big Cat]

Oh, another baseball topic.

[PFT]

San Diego State, usa. When it comes to summer entertaining, whether I'm throwing a pool party or Just having friends over for a laid back hang. I always go Boar's Head. It's my go to for deli meats, cheeses, dips, basically everything I need to make hosting easy and impressive. I usually grab their hummus. It's next level. The basil pesto flavor. Unreal. And if I'm putting together a sandwich platter, it's stacked high with Boar's Head meats and cheeses sliced fresh. At the deli, it always gets compliments. Lately, I've been leveling up with their charcuterie selection too. They got prosciutto, manchego, and now they've got olives. It's a full spread. Quality ingredients, premium flavors, and that signature Boar's Head craftsmanship in every bite. If you've got any summer entertaining coming up, picnics, parties, graduations, head to your local deli and check them out. Boar's Head, committed to craft since 1905.

[Big Cat]

What do we think about Alvin Kamara asking for a redo on first pitch? That was crazy.

[PFT]

I don't think you should be allowed to do that.

[Big Cat]

You can't.

[PFT]

Athletes are perfectionists.

[Big Cat]

But you can't do a redo.

[PFT]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta abide by the tape you put out there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's a crazy thing to be like, hey, let me. Let me have another shot.

[Memes]

It's a bullpen before.

[PFT]

Dude, you get a reboot. You get a redo if you. If you fumble.

[Big Cat]

Nope.

[PFT]

Nope. Well, unless they overturn it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Also, shout out Clark, the Cubs mascot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Made two great catches on Alvin Kabar turkey balls.

[Big Cat]

He did. But, yeah, you can't get a redo. This is. It does no redos.

[PFT]

It does concern me that Clark doesn't wear pants.

[Big Cat]

He's got dong.

[PFT]

He's just dong. Hanging.

[Big Cat]

Lays some dong. Okay, should we. Should we. Should we talk about Zach being everywhere?

[Memes]

Talk about Max being back. Ish.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, we should. Our guy Max Homo almost won the John Deere classic, which is the fifth major that sucked.

[PFT]

It was tough. Tough couple bogeys.

[Big Cat]

I think I like the guy. Brian Campbell, great weekend. Big. Big ten guy. I think I liked him, so.

[PFT]

But yeah, I was rooting against him hard.

[Big Cat]

I was. But I'm saying once. Once. It was once he got to the playoff, I wasn't gonna root for the foreign guy.

[PFT]

I do think that counts as Max being back, though, right? I think at the.

[Big Cat]

Very awesome.

[PFT]

He shot a 63 on Friday or Thursday.

[Big Cat]

63. And then he had a 68.

[PFT]

68.

[Big Cat]

68.

[PFT]

So I think at the very Least we get Max. He found something.

[Big Cat]

He did.

[PFT]

He found something.

[Big Cat]

He's gonna.

[PFT]

Golf is a mental game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was rooting so hard. It would have been awesome. Yeah. Zach is everywhere. So this happened over the week that we were gone. Can you pull that up real quick? It was wanted. Have you seen this person? Matthew Allen. Shreveport police are searching for Matthew Allen. Accused of stealing nearly $49,000, including 7,000 in charges to only fans and using a business credit card. He faces theft and fraud charges. And this just is Zach without glasses on. And then a bunch of dudes just started replying, and Zach, is. Is he the most common looking dude out there?

[PFT]

Like the generic American?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't get it.

[PFT]

You're everyman. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So there's a guy. Who's this guy, man? What is this guy?

[PFT]

That's Shreveport, man.

[Big Cat]

This guy rank. Ranks stuff. He ranks.

[Hank]

This guy will eat entire menus of fast food places.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Zach, that's you Little.

[Hank]

And as. No, but in. In as little amounts of bites as possible.

[Big Cat]

Wait, can we watch one of these? That's awesome, Zach. That is your thing.

[Zach]

Alternate timelines. Yeah, we're just fractionally off each one. We do look shockingly alike. My build might just be pretty basic. Low VC on that.

[Big Cat]

We might have to do a Zach con.

[PFT]

How do they know that? This guy, he spent the money on OnlyFans.

[Big Cat]

I. I don't know if it's.

[PFT]

This feels like it might be an only fans advertisement.

[Memes]

It was a business business card, you said, Right?

[Big Cat]

Business credit card.

[PFT]

Oh, he used his. His company card.

[Big Cat]

Company card.

[PFT]

Is that not allowed Blow up only fans? Like, we don't know what his job is. Right?

[Big Cat]

That's true. So he just. He just houses these things. That's all he does. I love the Internet.

[Hank]

Right now he. He's 16 items through Arby's, and he's done it in 20 bites.

[Big Cat]

Holy shit. This is awesome.

[Hank]

I actually had like, this record.

[Big Cat]

Has he done, like a whole menu?

[Hank]

Yeah, I think he did Taco Bell. Let me. Let me see. Yeah. And his name is. Which is crazy.

[Big Cat]

This is when. So with a K. I have a lot of moments. I don't know if you guys feel the same way, but with AI with the state of the Internet, with everyone just being dicks all the time, you're like, was this really worth it? Should we have done this? Is the Internet worth it? But then guys like this come along. I'm like, yeah, you know what? I wouldn't have known this guy existed. We need this.

[PFT]

I think this is actually what makes America great, is that you can get rich, you can get famous by simply eating fast food in your car.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

That's a level of celebrity that you can have.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Hank, you pointed out this guy's name is Zach, right?

[Hank]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So this. I don't understand how this is so.

[Hank]

Right. He's going through the entire. This is the last day of the Taco Bell menu, and he's got the nacho bell grande and a cheese quesadilla, but he put the nacho bell grande in the cheese quesadilla. I've watched this video before. I think he does it in three bites. So it's two items. Three bites.

[PFT]

Yeah. He's making turducken out of Taco Bell menu.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So what did he end up doing? The whole Taco Bell menu.

[Hank]

Let's see. Let's get to the final stats here. 52 items at Taco Bell, 106 bites. I think it took him 14 days.

[Big Cat]

That's incredible.

[PFT]

Oh, pull up the menu again real quick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

He also ranks them of what she thinks are the tastiest.

[PFT]

You pull up the menu, Zach, you need to do.

[Big Cat]

You need to do a video with this guy. But.

[Zach]

But there's no pleasure. He's not eating for pleasure there. He's just.

[PFT]

That's awesome.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[Hank]

I think he enjoys it.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Okay, fair. I misspoke.

[Big Cat]

There's a different opinion.

[PFT]

Can I see the. The cheesy fiesta potatoes? That's the one I want to say.

[Hank]

I mean, I'm gonna. This isn't like a table of contents that I can look at.

[PFT]

That's a ranking. That's the last.

[Hank]

Yeah, this is his rank.

[Big Cat]

This is his ranking of.

[Hank]

No, no, that's not last place. There's two.

[PFT]

Oh, two pages.

[Hank]

There's two slides here.

[PFT]

Oh, that's right in the middle.

[Hank]

Yeah. 26. There was 52 items. Yeah. The cheese quesadilla was last place, actually.

[Memes]

But he had belgrande in it.

[Hank]

I know. I don't understand how he does that. Because he has a Belgrande at 37, Cheese KCD at 52, and he ate them both together. Shout out. Zach is back, I guess. Great.

[Big Cat]

Great plug for national sports podcast. We're hitting it all. Zach, how minor of a disagreement would. Would you be like, I misspoke? Because that was crazy what just happened there? You literally just had a differing opinion, and then you said, no, you know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna lay down here and say, I. I didn't mean to Say that.

[Zach]

It just some felt like I was blatantly wrong there. The room said, hey, don't say that.

[Big Cat]

And I was like, all right, you.

[Zach]

Guys just did it in a nice way.

[PFT]

And I'm like, I apologize to the room. Hey, Zach, don't apologize.

[Zach]

I can do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, work on that. You got a lot of things you're working on. Don't we all? Yeah. All right. Sweet. Are there more Zachs underneath that?

[PFT]

There's a lot of guys.

[Big Cat]

There is a Zach. That is Zach. That's these guys. I don't even know. You're just everywhere Zach. So only fans and eating in the least amount of bites possible. That was exact way.

[Zach]

I was not arrested for fraud. So that first guy. Probably not me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Not arrested fraud.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Probably not me.

[Big Cat]

We need to do a Zach con. I need you. I need to get you with this. This Zach is back guy, though.

[Zach]

He's impressive. Absolute eater. Shout out to him.

[Big Cat]

Especially if you just do the. It would be great if you did the McDonald's menu with him. And then when it came to the 20 nuggets, two double cheeseburgers, two fries, but you're just taking as many bites as you want. He's just disgusted with it. All right, should we do. Should we do our QB rankings?

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is where it's going to get spicy.

[PFT]

Let's piss everyone off.

[Big Cat]

Let's piss everyone off. All right, so before we do that, Truly. Truly is the drink of the summer. Truly Unruly is the high alk hard seltzer that drinks light but parties hard. Truly Unruly is a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules with 8% ABV. It hits hard but still tastes amazing. Comes in four fresh flavors. Tropical twist, Berry blast, Citrus crush, Strawberry Smash. The Truly hard seltzer taste. You love the high alk unruliness you're looking for. It's the official hard seltzer. Part of my take. Get unruly with Truly this summer. There's no better drink this summer. I was smashing them all week. We had a week off. I had the Strawberry Smash right by the pool. It was incredible. So go right now. Truly Unruly, the hard seltzer that breaks all the rules. 8% ABV. It hits hard but still tastes amazing. Look, we got this. Look at how you get the little moisture coming off right now on the Berry Blast Crisp. We're gonna have some trulies out in Tahoe. It's the official hard seltzer. Pard my take. Get unruly this summer. With truly. Go get it now and have yourself a great summer. All right, how do we want to do this?

[PFT]

I got some tears.

[Big Cat]

I have some tears as well. I think we got to just go down and if anyone in the room has a major issue with the ranking, we can discuss.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Because there's. I think a lot of the guys are within. Will have like, within two or three of each other.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Does that feel fair, Max?

[Memes]

I like tears for the graphic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I think tears on a graphic slaps.

[Big Cat]

Okay. But we also have to rank them. Yeah, yeah. All right, so let's. Let's start with the elite tier.

[PFT]

I think Josh Allen.

[Big Cat]

I think Josh Allen should be one. I had Josh Allen number one coming off of mvp. I think I had Josh Allen one, Patrick Mahomes two.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Lamar, Three homes might be washed.

[PFT]

I had.

[Big Cat]

Oh, go on, please. Just.

[Memes]

He didn't play great. At the end of the year. They choked in the Super Bowl.

[Big Cat]

Should we put that on the graphic? Hank thinks he might be.

[PFT]

We're doing wash now.

[Memes]

We know it's our graphic, right?

[PFT]

Yeah, yeah. But the graphic. The tier can be. Hank thinks he might be washed.

[Memes]

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[Big Cat]

You know what we could do? We could have. We'll do. We'll put Patrick Mahomes number two in elite, and then we can put him again wherever you want to think, wherever you think he should be.

[Memes]

I think it's Josh Allen, Lamar. I mean, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson.

[Big Cat]

But you see what I'm saying? Like, if you have Patrick Mahomes, like 10, we could have Hanks rank. Hank's tier is Hank's ranking of Patrick Mahomes.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Memes]

I mean, I thought we were doing this together, but that's fine. That's fine.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. All right. So Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes. So you think it should be Lamar? Yeah. All right.

[PFT]

I actually had a category of. If he had Lamar's defense, he would have two rings. And that's Joe Burrow.

[Big Cat]

I just had him in elite.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I think those are the four.

[PFT]

Those are the four.

[Big Cat]

I think those are the four elite. What's the next tier called?

[PFT]

I think it's called Jane Daniels. I think that's.

[Big Cat]

Well, this is where it's going to get interesting. I did have Jaden Daniels, 5.

[PFT]

I watched an hour of his highlights on the 4th of July as the fireworks were going off. And I was blitz drunk, hammered. It was the best hour of my week.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

I was crying.

[Big Cat]

So you think it's just Jaden Daniels, 5.

[PFT]

I think just. Yeah. He's okay.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And then. And then what's the tier after that? By the way, Memes misspelled Jaden Daniel's name.

[PFT]

Disrespect.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that was. Oh, that was Max. Who then wrote Jalen Hurts.

[PFT]

Put that on the list.

[Big Cat]

Interesting.

[PFT]

I'm putting that on. I'm making a list.

[Big Cat]

Can win a Super bowl with them.

[PFT]

I've got technically super bowl champions as my next tier.

[Big Cat]

So that would be Matthew Stafford.

[PFT]

That would make Matt Stafford, Joe Flacco, and Jalen Hurts.

[Big Cat]

I like that.

[Memes]

Russell Wilson.

[Big Cat]

You could put Aaron. Oh, you could put Aaron Rodgers. Rogers.

[PFT]

Technically super bowl champions.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, super bowl champions. Okay. Six. So. Yeah, good. Do it.

[Memes]

Jalen hurts.

[Big Cat]

What are you doing? What are you typing? Memes?

[Hank]

No, I'm typing pft. Was just saying names there. Are we actually listing it in that order?

[PFT]

As the order I had?

[Big Cat]

Yes. This is Matthew Stafford. Seven is Aaron Rogers.

[PFT]

Aaron Rodgers. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Flat. Yeah. Then yeah. You don't want people to think we're joking.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Eight is Flacco. Yeah. Then nine is Jalen Hurts. Yep.

[Memes]

Russell Wilson.

[Big Cat]

I don't think he can be in there.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But it's the technically super bowl champions tier.

[PFT]

But technically he lost his ring.

[Big Cat]

And it also was Seattle's defense. Technically. Okay. All right. So we're at 10.

[PFT]

You know what I realized? Put this list together. There's a lot of good quarterbacks in the NFL.

[Big Cat]

There are. I. I also will get to them later. But I was, like, doing it. So to do this exercise. I did it actually how I feel. And then I mess around with it a little bit. But how I felt. We're getting to, like, the 20s before we got to one. Dakota rain.

[PFT]

Prescott.

[Big Cat]

And then I went. And then I went because I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anyone.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

And I Googled QB rankings for 2025. Pro Football Focus. Where do you think they had Dak Prescott?

[PFT]

18, 17.

[Big Cat]

Exactly where we had them last year. All right, so. But.

[PFT]

But you're right. Doing the list like it was. I tried to make it work at 17.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It doesn't. I couldn't make it work 17th best anymore. All right, so this is. This next tier. What do you want to call it? This is. This is Good quarterbacks.

[PFT]

That's a great name for it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Good quarterbacks. Jared.

[PFT]

Jared.

[Big Cat]

Jared. Jared is there could be even great quarterbacks.

[PFT]

Yeah, Great quarterbacks.

[Big Cat]

Great quarterbacks. Jared Baker at 11. Baker at 12. I had.

[Hank]

I'd say, wait, who's at 10?

[Big Cat]

10 is Jared.

[Hank]

You.

[Big Cat]

Jared Goff. Okay.

[Hank]

Okay, I got it.

[Big Cat]

11 is Baker.

[PFT]

I had CJ Stroud there.

[Big Cat]

Yep. At 12, I had CJ Stroud. I. Brock Purdy.

[PFT]

I had Brock Purdy, too.

[Big Cat]

And then I had Herbert and Trevor Lawrence.

[PFT]

I had one more in that list. Bo Nix.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[PFT]

I'm a believer.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Bo Nix is in there.

[Memes]

That's. That feels like a stretch, but okay.

[Big Cat]

I, I. Great. We're halfway through.

[PFT]

Yeah. Okay. Good quarterbacks.

[Memes]

He's in a different tier.

[PFT]

I think good quarterbacks might start at after Herbert.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Go.

[Big Cat]

15. Trevor Lawrence at Good Quarterbacks. 16, Bo Nicks. I feel good about that. Brock Purdy.

[Memes]

I also great quarterbacks to stretch.

[Big Cat]

I mean, he went to a Super Bowl.

[PFT]

He was in the MVP discussion.

[Big Cat]

And he would have gotten another if the Eagles didn't injure him.

[PFT]

Probably would have won.

[Big Cat]

Probably would have won. Fact or fiction? You can't, you can't disagree with us on this one.

[Memes]

No, that's a fact. It doesn't make him a great quarterback.

[Big Cat]

In on that one, buddy. That's a stone cold fact.

[PFT]

All right, in the next category, I have a, a special category of I think this guy is going to be really good.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

Do you know who's in that?

[Memes]

Drake May.

[PFT]

Drake May.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

But he wasn't first in that.

[Big Cat]

Who?

[PFT]

Caleb.

[Memes]

Oh, Pander. Caleb Pander.

[Big Cat]

And then I had, I have Caleb down. He's got to prove it. He's got to prove it.

[PFT]

I think he's going to be good, though.

[Memes]

But Drake's proven more than he has so far.

[Big Cat]

I mean, that's. Statistically. I don't know if that's true.

[PFT]

Yeah. What do you mean by that, Hank?

[Big Cat]

Like, what do you mean?

[Memes]

Maybe per start? I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Per start.

[PFT]

Did you think about per start?

[Big Cat]

Like, Caleb still had a statistically very good year. He just. For a rookie quarterback, he just was on a bad team. And Jaden Daniels was significantly better. What are you, are you looking it up? You getting in the stats right now?

[PFT]

I mean, Hank might be right.

[Big Cat]

I, well, I get Drake May played less.

[Memes]

That's what I'm saying. Per game.

[Big Cat]

Oh, per game. Okay. All right, let's pull it up. Were you gonna. I was gonna wait to, to skip to some of the second year guys because I think there's that, there's a group of guys that are kind of in that middle weird spot where you're like, I think they're good, but I don't know. And it's the Kyler Murray's.

[PFT]

Oh, I had Kyler down this year I had.

[Big Cat]

It's Jordan love.

[PFT]

Jordan love.

[Big Cat]

It's tua, Sam Darnold, Gino. Like that whole mess where it's like. I think. I think they're pretty good.

[Memes]

No, it's okay. Up a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. Thanks. You're welcome. Yeah. All right, so. So go. Go with the next tier will be we game to game? I think it's a game to game. The game game.

[PFT]

Because Geno can have a great game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we'll change. Just have it say we'll change these rankings. Game to game. And it's geno. Sam Darnold, Jordan love. Jordan love. So 17 will be jordan love. 18, geno.

[PFT]

Yeah, I'm fine with that.

[Big Cat]

Although Sam Darnold took his job.

[Hank]

All right. We're all over the place back here.

[Big Cat]

But what are you guys doing?

[Hank]

Well, memes had to step out, so it threw everything off.

[Big Cat]

Why did he have to step out?

[PFT]

I run and get water.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Sam Darnold took his job. But then also the Raiders didn't want Sam Darnold. They wanted Gino.

[Big Cat]

True.

[PFT]

So Gino took Sam Darnold.

[Big Cat]

True.

[Hank]

Are we still. So we're keep. We're doing Caleb then?

[Big Cat]

No, no, no. We're just.

[Hank]

We're just. We're crossing that out.

[Big Cat]

That will come after.

[Hank]

Got it. Got it.

[Big Cat]

I feel good about this. All right, so. So 17 is going to be Jordan Love. 18. What do we decide? Geno Smith or Sam Darnold?

[PFT]

The last two games from Sam were really bad.

[Big Cat]

They were really bad.

[PFT]

Can we tie?

[Big Cat]

I'm fine with doing Geno. Okay. Gino 19, Sam Darnold, 20. Who would.

[Memes]

You rather have on your team right.

[Big Cat]

Now.

[PFT]

Geno or Sam? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Maybe Gino. I don't know.

[Hank]

When are we getting into our friend Dakota here?

[Big Cat]

I'm telling you, it's hard. He's not there.

[Hank]

He's this.

[PFT]

All right, wait, wait.

[Big Cat]

So 20 max. He's not there.

[Hank]

I think I would rather have. I'm a dak hater. I would rather have Dakota.

[PFT]

We got to go. 20 to a.

[Memes]

2 is game to game.

[Big Cat]

Very much game to game as you get. He's the definition of game. He.

[PFT]

He actually should be number one.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yeah. Okay, then 21. Yeah, 21. Bryce Young.

[Hank]

I don't hate Bryce Young.

[PFT]

He played really good last year at times.

[Big Cat]

And then 22 Kyler.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

And then what? Tears.

[PFT]

And then. Then dak, then dak.

[Hank]

Then Dakota gets his own tier.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay.

[PFT]

Just.

[Hank]

Just the DAX here at 23.

[Big Cat]

You know, it's the accurate ranking tier. Yeah. 23, Jack Prescott.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's a good day.

[PFT]

Now we get to some tough ones now.

[Big Cat]

Now I think is where you put the, the second year guys. Being like this is the, it's, it's basically the could, could be good put.

[PFT]

Put up a shot.

[Big Cat]

Put up or shut up here. Facts. I apologize. Facts. All right. Put up or shut up. We'll, we'll maybe change that on the graphic because that doesn't. It's still their second year. I think it's Caleb Drake, Michael Pennix, J.J. mcCarthy.

[PFT]

That sounds good. I do think it is very much put up a shut up for Caleb.

[Big Cat]

Yo. Yeah, definitely. But it's not for J.J. mcCarthy and Michael Penix. I think it should be like this is a big year for them. We'll. We'll fine tune it. All right. Anthony Richardson, I just had him as 32.

[PFT]

Yeah, he's, he's technically like you would fit in that group, but.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, bad, bad question mark. I like that. Just Anthony Richardson. No, I did. I think that's the perfect last ranking. There's five guys left. I guess Cam Ward you could put into the, to the group of guys. I didn't put any.

[PFT]

Yeah, no rookies. Because you could also put the entire Saints quarterback situation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right. So bad should just be Russell Wilson, Justin Fields, Anthony Richardson. I think those are pretty good rankings.

[PFT]

Okay. I've got one, one change to make.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

I think in the put up or shut up, we might want to do Daniel Jones.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah, I like that.

[PFT]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Daniel Jones.

[PFT]

Like sure. Like after. Maybe after Penix.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Daniel Jones. Absolutely. Because Daniel Jones, he's basically a second year quarterback.

[PFT]

I might even put him over. Dad. He spent six months. He spent six months with Kevin o'. Connor. What's better? What's better, spending six months with Kevin o' Connell or spending six months with Brian Schottenheimer?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You know what? Make the accurate rankings here just be 23. Daniel Jones, 24. Dak.

[PFT]

I've been thinking about Daniel Jones a lot the last couple weeks.

[Big Cat]

I love ranking quarterbacks.

[PFT]

I think, I think Daniel Jones might come back.

[Big Cat]

I agree. I love ranking quarterbacks though, especially this time of year. Just put him up there. Getting into debates with yourself. These are pretty good. These are pretty good. All right, so it's, it's one.

[PFT]

Be honest with you guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

I wouldn't be upset if you drop Jaden down. I have him personally as number five.

[Big Cat]

I had him as five on my rankings. I did.

[PFT]

Hank, you had a good year.

[Big Cat]

Anyone want To.

[Hank]

I want all the Jane Daniels hype going into this year. I want everyone talking about how good he is.

[PFT]

You'll get it.

[Big Cat]

Yup.

[PFT]

You'll get a big boy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You actually get it twice because you have to listen to it. Then you have to edit it. Yeah, no.

[Hank]

Well, you know what? We'll see what sophomore slums happen.

[Big Cat]

Are you saying you're not going to edit the show anymore?

[Hank]

No.

[Big Cat]

What? I said I went to national media last.

[PFT]

Oh.

[Hank]

I went to national media to hate them the fuck up.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're saying you might not have to listen to it twice much past, like, September.

[Hank]

Well, I'm. I'm. I'm. There's a lot of hype. A lot of hype. Interesting lot of height against the worst wreck against the worst schedule in the year.

[PFT]

Last year. Guess what? Just saying you're talking to a big Jayden Daniels fan, so you're going to hear a lot of hype.

[Hank]

I know, I know. Oh, you're not the only one.

[Memes]

He wants it up.

[Hank]

I want it.

[PFT]

All right, well, again, I'm making a list.

[Hank]

Yeah, we are. We all are. This is the list. Jane Daniels, top five quarterback.

[Big Cat]

Without question.

[Hank]

Without question.

[PFT]

Also, please save that as a graphic and as a soundbite that I can listen.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[PFT]

Y. Yep.

[Hank]

Jalen hurts. Barely top 10.

[Big Cat]

No champion.

[Hank]

Yeah, barely top 10.

[Big Cat]

That's what it. That's.

[Zach]

That's.

[PFT]

Should we change Joe Flacco?

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[PFT]

We have to because Joe Flacco makes it seem. I want some people to look at the list and not realize that.

[Big Cat]

Take Joe Flaccod on purpose. Bump him down to good quarterbacks. That's perfect. At the bottom of good quarterback.

[PFT]

Good quarterback or game to game.

[Big Cat]

He should be in game to game to game. He knows that. That's no disrespect. We love Joe. That's no disrespect to Joe. Game to game, it's even further down. Max. Max, how long did it take you, like, in college to write paper?

[Hank]

This is like, this is difficult, what you're having me do right now. You're also just. You're. You're just telling someone to go into a tier without telling me where to put them in the tier. You're not giving me a number at.

[Big Cat]

The bottom of it, but you're not.

[Hank]

Giving me a number. So what do I.

[Big Cat]

22. 22. There you go. 3. Oh, that just bumped. That just bumped Dak to. Oh, no, he already was 20.

[PFT]

I like that you spelled Jordan from Jordan. Love Jordan.

[Hank]

That's that's how I think every every Jordan spelled these days.

[PFT]

Change the game. This is a great list.

[Big Cat]

I think the put up or shut up should just be too early to tell that way people because then, then people will look at it and be like, okay, that makes sense. I think this is a great list.

[PFT]

Oh, man, we only have 30.

[Big Cat]

We don't have the saints quarterback. Oh, just put 32 saints quarter, whoever they start. 32, whoever they start. No, no, it's own tier. Saints quarterback, 32, whoever they start. That feels good. That feels really good. All right. Should you do who's back? We can get to Mount Rushmore. It's just good to talk about football.

[PFT]

It feels great.

[Big Cat]

I was daydreaming about football the other day again. Just thinking about week one. So excited.

[PFT]

Just watching highlights, seeing the grass.

[Big Cat]

Do you know what's so sick? I have I'm basically my daydreaming is when sitting there week one and pft, you're going to say like, there's just so much going on. Our eyes aren't used to it. And then I'm going to be like, we're back.

[PFT]

Lock in.

[Big Cat]

And then unfortunately in my daydream. So I have this daydream of us coming in, still warm out, sitting down, watching like a quarter on all the seven TVs, you saying that line, me thinking we're back. And then Nikki smokes saying something so stupid and me getting upset and being like, now we're really back.

[PFT]

Jerry walking out at halftime.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Jerry being like, I need this fullback to score three touchdowns.

[PFT]

Season's over.

[Big Cat]

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[PFT]

Mine was just close to the pen.

[Big Cat]

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[Memes]

But it's back of the week is me busting holes in Tiffany's wall.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, Jerry.

[Memes]

This happened over the break. Jerry o', Connell, master milker of bits.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that was really rude.

[Memes]

He was, he, he went to Tiffany's house in Dallas.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Posted a video, full play by play.

[PFT]

Jerry came in her backyard.

[Memes]

It was, it just went everywhere. When it went mega viral that people. I didn't even see it at first. I had someone come up to me and asked me about it. I was like, what are you talking about? That was two years ago.

[Big Cat]

I have a question for you.

[Memes]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Has anyone gone and done a follow up report in Tiffany's house?

[Memes]

Jerry.

[Big Cat]

Right. So. But you're, you're saying it's like a, a bit. He was doing investigative journalism that we have not had yet.

[Memes]

I.

[Big Cat]

No one followed up. We didn't know where that piece of the wall went.

[PFT]

No.

[Big Cat]

We didn't know how it all went down.

[PFT]

I got a question for you. Has there been work done on the house? On the wall?

[Memes]

On the wall?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, on the wall on the house.

[Memes]

Well, yeah, she got it. She, she fixed it up.

[PFT]

There's been some great work done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

On the wall.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Jerry. And she also shout out Tiffany. She had her two year anniversary. Or was it.

[Memes]

No, was it two years, Two year anniversary.

[PFT]

Has it been that long?

[Big Cat]

Two years of, of the plane incident. Jerry sent us some, some very funny voice notes. Not for it.

[PFT]

Not for air. We can't say them on the air.

[Big Cat]

Not for air. That I can't. Come on. That was, that was, I thought, great work.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Memes]

It was just a wild, it's a wild, wild, wild thing to do. But.

[PFT]

Well, you know what else is wild? Just putting a hole in her wall.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Memes]

I mean, happens when, you know, cowboys.

[Big Cat]

Get smoked and your cowboys get smoked. Yeah. And Jerry was down there for his daughter's volleyball tournament.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Which makes it so much funnier. So much funnier that he was like, his high school daughter was just like, here, stay at the hotel. I gotta go do some. I gotta, I gotta go see about a wall.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, good. Who's back also?

[Memes]

Oasis.

[PFT]

Oasis is so back.

[Big Cat]

So, so bad.

[PFT]

Looked like, it was a great concert.

[Big Cat]

Bucket Hats are going to be back big time.

[PFT]

They're doing what, Two shows in New York, two shows in la, one in Chicago.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

The United States.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And then some. Some. Some European shows. Do we think they make it the entire distance?

[Big Cat]

I'd say no.

[PFT]

Or you think they break up before.

[Big Cat]

They have to break up?

[PFT]

I would be disappointed if they didn't break up during the tour.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think it'd be bullshit.

[PFT]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Because that means they're not playing hard enough.

[PFT]

And that's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

That means that they're. They've changed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And I want the same Oasis. I want, like, if you're buying tickets for this, part of the rush is spending all that money on the ticket not knowing if that concert's ever going to happen. Correct.

[Big Cat]

Correct. It's. It looked like the best time ever. Ever. What a band.

[PFT]

Shout out Wales.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Shout out Wales.

[Big Cat]

All right, your who's back?

[PFT]

Yeah, before I do my who's back, can I just look at the Dakota Prescott line on the quarterback rankings draft again? I just want to see where it is again.

[Big Cat]

It is 24.

[PFT]

Yep. Nailed it.

[Big Cat]

Accurate.

[PFT]

That feels good. My who's back of the week is Bradley Beal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Bradley Beal might be back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

So it looks like he's gonna get a buyout. The Suns are gonna pay him money to go away, and then he's gonna be a free agent, reportedly from. From Mark Stein. I don't think I'm done believing in Bradley Beal yet.

[Big Cat]

No, he actually is still a good basketball player. Just not good enough to get paid $45 million a year.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, if he goes to a team and gets. I don't understand how any of the contracts worked. I'd assume it'd be like one of those league minimums, mid. Mid level exceptions. So one of those.

[PFT]

Like, in theory, though, could he get a full contract from another team? That's not a vet minimum.

[Big Cat]

I think the problem is all the teams probably have a lot of their spots already spoken. So let's just say he gets, I don't know, $8 million a year. Bradley Beal for $8 million a year is a pretty good deal.

[PFT]

Yeah, I would agree. So I'm kind of excited to see where he goes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Especially if he goes to a good team.

[PFT]

Hank, you want him?

[Big Cat]

Although he didn't. He didn't really love coming off the bench, so that might be a problem. Yeah. Would you want him, Hank, for cheap?

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How. How are you? How are you doing, Hank, with all this stuff, because it is like you and the Pacers. It feels like, all right, we're in.

[Memes]

A way better spot than the Pacers.

[PFT]

Way better.

[Memes]

Way better.

[PFT]

Why way better?

[Big Cat]

Because Tatum got hurt, like, a month earlier.

[Memes]

Better organization.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Better team. But I'm saying we'll be back sooner than the paces.

[Big Cat]

What I'm saying, though, I mean, the pace. Like, I'm saying both the teams feel like. Not that they're fully punting on next year, but they kind of are. They're like, all right, well, next year doesn't matter where he's gonna.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But even when the Celtics are rebuilding their fun, okay, I. I think they're gonna. You know, they're gonna find the right players, they're gonna find the next pieces for the next run, and. And next year, those guys are going to get more minutes than they would otherwise.

[Big Cat]

And.

[Memes]

And they're gonna be able to, you know, build for the future. How much.

[PFT]

How much further ahead are you from the Pacers? Like, if the Pacers got Bradley Beal, would you still say you're ahead of them?

[Memes]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I have a question.

[PFT]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

It just popped in my head. The Wizards suck. The Bulls suck. Bulls can't make a trade to save their life, to get real picks. The Knicks are good. The Celtics are in a weird year where they're trying to figure it out. How disrespectful is it that no one even brings up that the Sixers could maybe win the East? They're just so such an afterthought. Everyone's heard in the east, and no one's talking about the Sixers being like, hey, maybe they. It could be that.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That is so disrespectful. Max.

[Hank]

I love it. I love it. Oh, under the radar disrespect. It's normally the opposite. It's like, here come the Sixers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

And then this year, it's like, everyone. No one's talking about the Sixers, and they could be very good.

[Big Cat]

Have you let yourself believe.

[Hank]

Oh, yeah. Vijay Edgecombe had 28 points in his summer league debut.

[Big Cat]

Okay? So, yeah, that's.

[PFT]

That's good enough.

[Big Cat]

So, yeah, that's.

[Hank]

That's good enough.

[Big Cat]

You've done it.

[Hank]

I just need him. I. I would like to see a little bit of a status update on Joel Embiid. Yeah, I'll say that.

[PFT]

What is the status right now?

[Hank]

Nothing. No one's heard from any. No one's.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean? What does that mean?

[Hank]

I. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean? They don't know what he's doing. They don't know where he is.

[Hank]

I, I. No one knows. No one knows what. What his health is at right now.

[PFT]

I'm searching for Joel Embiid. Updates.

[Hank]

Yep. Keep searching.

[PFT]

I'm not. I'm not finding anything. No one knows nothing.

[Big Cat]

Max, would you rather.

[PFT]

Oh, wait. Philadelphia's Joel Embiid has been ruled out for the. Oh, that was just seam's tweet from February 28th.

[Hank]

Correct.

[PFT]

I thought he was talking about next season.

[Big Cat]

It actually would be very funny now that I'm thinking about it. Like, if. If it just. The east becomes such a wasteland that the Sixers just get to the conference title just by default, there's a chance.

[Hank]

That they could get there without Joel Embiid, and then that would be the meme.

[PFT]

Oh, here we go. Here we go, Max. From a week ago. Joel Embiid is on track to return from knee surgery when training camp opens in September.

[Big Cat]

Oh, who said that?

[PFT]

The Associated Press.

[Hank]

Oh, I'm. I'm not. I'm. I'm not in Sixers mode, I guess that.

[PFT]

Daryl Morey talked to Embiid before the NBA draft. Said he's very engaged.

[Hank]

That means. Not that. What does that mean?

[Memes]

He's engaged in the conversation.

[PFT]

He's attacking rehab. He's doing everything he can to be out there. He had a meeting with the surgeon this week.

[Big Cat]

Did he get engaged?

[PFT]

All things, to use a NASA term, are nominal.

[Hank]

Don't know what that means.

[Big Cat]

Good.

[PFT]

I think.

[Hank]

What is not. What is that? What does that word mean?

[Memes]

They're not quite phenomenal, but, yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

[Big Cat]

Nominal is one of those words. I don't really know what it means either.

[PFT]

Things are going well and expected, and we expect that to continue. There's a lot of inspection.

[Big Cat]

Very small, far below the real value or cost.

[Hank]

Yeah. I mean, there's optimism that he will be back for, like.

[Big Cat]

Okay, yeah, this is. This is nothing.

[PFT]

Yeah, Very engaged.

[Big Cat]

There's optimism he'll be back for training camp. He's been doing well. This. This sounds like someone who's on hospice care. It's like, he's doing well.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. That's. There's no details in that.

[PFT]

Embiid said one lesson that I learned is to try and stop feeling bad about myself and just live day by day. That does sound like hospice.

[Big Cat]

This is great. He's terminal.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is.

[Hank]

We don't know. We don't know that you don't know.

[Big Cat]

But this is what I'M saying the. The vibes coming from that. Not. Yeah.

[Hank]

Likely to start the season than Jason Tatum.

[PFT]

Sounds like he's, like, waiting on his grandchildren visit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's counting his blessings.

[Hank]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[PFT]

I've lived a good long life.

[Big Cat]

What the hell is going on? It's in his did. Is it just. What was his actual knee injury? He didn't tear his acl. That's the other part.

[Hank]

Meniscus. He's torn his meniscus, like, 50 times.

[Big Cat]

This is the longest boo boo ever.

[Memes]

That's the bells.

[Big Cat]

Does he still have bells?

[Hank]

No.

[PFT]

He's a large guy.

[Big Cat]

He's a big guy. He's a large guy.

[PFT]

I'm actually. I'm kind of rooting for the Sixers this year. I want to see you do well in basketball.

[Memes]

I want all the height.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Hank]

No, we have no height.

[PFT]

No, all the height. I mean, we started this.

[Hank]

This conversation by saying there's no height.

[PFT]

No, there's no. We talked about the Sixers last week on this podcast. Or two weeks ago. We're talking about them now, saying they. They could be favorites to win the East. Max.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

On this show, they might be.

[Hank]

Dark horse Jane Daniels. Without a doubt.

[PFT]

Top five quarterback. I got the Sixers in the finals next year.

[Big Cat]

You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna match and double. I'm gonna say they're gonna win the finals.

[PFT]

They're gonna win a chip.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. They're gonna win the chip.

[PFT]

Love it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. National sports podcast. All right. That was your Bradley Beal. Bradley.

[PFT]

But I do think he'll be a good player for some team.

[Big Cat]

I'm having a great time.

[Hank]

This is just when the boys haven't talked in a while.

[Big Cat]

We hadn't seen, basically to. To. To go behind the fifth wall. Fourth wall.

[PFT]

Fourth wall, Fourth wall. Break the fourth wall.

[Big Cat]

We were texting, to be confused with Tiffany's this morning. We're like, who should we have on the show? And I was like, why don't we just. Why don't we just hang out with the boys? We haven't seen each other in ten days. That's. So. That's the long. This is the longest we go. Because I know we did Wednesday's show, but we only did, like, 20, 30 minutes to start the show. Maybe it was like.

[PFT]

I think it was like, 45 minutes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was longer.

[Memes]

75.

[Big Cat]

It was longer. Listen, when we get talking, we like to hang out, but we hadn't seen each other in a long time.

[Hank]

A lot of national sports Me, Hank and Memes had set a line for that episode.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I actually had a moment. I came back down, and my wife was like, I thought you said it was gonna be 25 minutes. I was like, well, you know, we get talking, and we just like hanging out.

[Hank]

By the way, Hank, spot on with his. With his. 75 minutes was his line. And I think it was like, 75, 15.

[Big Cat]

I said, Hank doesn't want us to podcast.

[Hank]

I said, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

All right. I am numbers.

[Memes]

No, no, that wasn't. That wasn't.

[PFT]

I just.

[Memes]

I'm just. We. We're setting lines. Max said 50 minutes. I sent a hundred crying, laughing emojis. I was like, 75 and a half.

[Hank]

I started the conversation. To be fair, before we started the show, we. I. I put Hank and Memes in a group chat. Was like, what do we think the number is here?

[Big Cat]

Well, when the days build up. Actually, this is when. Someday, very long from now, except for the fact that the takeies are coming up in awls. You're. You're up there.

[Memes]

And Christian Yellich.

[Big Cat]

And Christian Yellich. Let's just say 15 years from now, when we retire, we should. We should not talk for, like, five years and then see how long. If we can break the podcasting record and just catch up.

[PFT]

Not talk for 15 years. For five years, and then try to do a 25 minute episode.

[Big Cat]

Episode.

[PFT]

Like, let's do. Let's do the first tight episode in the history show.

[Big Cat]

I think we could. I actually think if we didn't speak for five years, we could do like a month long podcast.

[PFT]

We. You know what? We would just build up all the good stuff that we wanted to talk about and just ignore all the bad that had happened to all of our teams.

[Big Cat]

All right, my. Who's back is mascots. Because you guys see the chief's mascot retired?

[PFT]

Yeah, I did.

[Big Cat]

Longest tenured mascot in the NFL. Can I just point something out that I. Listen, I get it. He retired. 35 years of service. Thank you for your service. Great mascot. One of the best mascots out there. I didn't like that they took his head off in the video.

[PFT]

No, I don't like that at all.

[Big Cat]

They shouldn't have done that.

[PFT]

You got to go out for me. You go out on your shield.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And he was doing the same dances, but without the mascot uniform on. It's like. That's what it looks like. I didn't want to see it.

[PFT]

Yeah, it's like your final act as mascot is to ruin the illusion of the mascot.

[Big Cat]

Right, right.

[PFT]

My four year old son Chris saw that and he was. He was crying because he thought that the wolf got its head taken off also.

[Big Cat]

Who's back? ESPN just up with that Bobby Jenks thing. RIP Bobby Jenks. That was such a stupid tweet for people who missed it. Bobby Jenks passed away. Really sad. He had stomach cancer. And they were. They said Bobby Jenks, two time all star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox who's on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series. He closed two of the four wins in the World Series. Yeah, like the final. Crazy. Crazy, but yeah. Nothing like a big boy closer like Bobby Jenks was that.

[PFT]

I mean, the Pope was a massive fan of his.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Pope was at the game. Okay, Zach. Who's back of the week?

[Zach]

My who's back of the week is Brian Steele, criminal defense attorney Brian Steele, late last year he defeated state of Georgia and Fannie Wilson.

[PFT]

He defeated the state of Georgia.

[Big Cat]

Back up. Who is this?

[Zach]

Brian Steele is a 34 year practicing defense attorney.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zach]

And he has beat racketeering charges for his clients for the second time this last week. Just late or late last year he defeated Fonny Willis in the state of Georgia for that young thug in the Wiso conglomerate. They were wrongfully accused of racketeering charges. Brian still came out on top on this again.

[Big Cat]

Wait, he's young thug's lawyer?

[Zach]

Yeah, he. Yes, his defense attorney, but he was also.

[PFT]

He Young thug was exiled from Atlanta.

[Zach]

Yeah, that's part of his. So part of his probation limitations is he can't go to Atlanta unless like his fam. A family member's sick or a death in the family.

[PFT]

Yeah, but he has to play concert there like once a year too.

[Zach]

Yeah, benefit concert. Like don't all the money to charity. That is correct.

[PFT]

Yeah. There's something awesome about. About being exiled, by the way. Yeah, that is like the coolest thing that can happen.

[Big Cat]

So this dude's just a badass lawyer that just keeps getting everyone off.

[Zach]

Yes. If you got RICO charges.

[PFT]

And oh, you remember this one, Big head. He said the thug in Young Thug stands for truly humble under God.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Zach]

Yes, that's correct.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zach]

This last time he just went up against the feds or the federal government. I apologize for the same thing. He had client Sean Combs was they were trying him for racketeering as well. And Brian Steele beat that case. So Brian Steele might just be the greatest defense attorney of all time.

[PFT]

Wow. Lockdown D. Good for him. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

So yeah, Diddy. Was he caught Two of the five charges. Right.

[Zach]

He did catch a couple of them. I also don't condone any charges whatsoever or criminal acts. I just want to say that Brian himself did a great job for his client.

[Big Cat]

Yes. He had a job to do and he did it very well. Yeah. Correct. And talk about the facts of it.

[PFT]

Zach is our chief legal analyst and he's just saying, like lawyer to lawyer, great job.

[Big Cat]

Tip of the cap. Right, Right. Okay. Brian Steele. I mean, his name alone, solid name. That's a really powerful name.

[Zach]

He's always doing like a great suit too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean, he's a good looking guy.

[Zach]

34 years practicing.

[Big Cat]

He kind of seek. Does he kind of look like Epstein?

[PFT]

Maybe a little bit. Oh, Epstein. He was exonerated too, right, By Brian Steele. No, somebody said today that he was like, no funny business was happening.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[PFT]

There was no blackmail.

[Big Cat]

Who was saying this?

[PFT]

The Department of Justice said that to them.

[Big Cat]

Got it. You just searched Theo Epstein.

[Hank]

I do that all the time. I've talked about that on this show. That I get. It's a really bad mix up. I do it often. My bad, my bad.

[Big Cat]

All right, good. Who's back of the week? Let's get to our Mount Rushmore pfd. You got an ad before we do Mount Rushmore and then we're gonna finish with little recap of whatever how everyone's week was.

[PFT]

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[Big Cat]

By the way, before we do the Mount Rushmore breaking moves. Breaking. Our former coworker Alex Cooper sang the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley today and got booed the entire time.

[PFT]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know if you could pull up the clip, but not great.

[PFT]

I would like to see the clip also.

[Big Cat]

Great. Yeah, here's the clip. Oh, here come the booze.

[PFT]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Well, yeah. She's making a mockery of it, butchering it and she's also looking into the camera, not looking out to the fans. All right, this is good. Good sports town. Yeah, I don't even. I don't even remember working with her. You got.

[PFT]

You got to lean over the edge. You gotta engage the fans.

[Big Cat]

She did like a. A TikTok dance for it. She. That's. That's gross. Yeah, good. Good. Good booing. Good booing.

[PFT]

That was me out to the gluck.

[Big Cat]

Do you think she's embarrassed by that?

[PFT]

No, probably not. No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, let's do Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore of minor embarrassment. Minor embarrassing moments.

[PFT]

Yeah, Minor embarrassing moments. Stay with you.

[Big Cat]

It is Maxim Meme 6 points. Pft. And Hank 5 points. Zach and I 4 points. I believe believe is the standing.

[PFT]

Okay. So it's. It's anyone's game.

[Big Cat]

That might be wrong too. It might be 5, 4, 3. I just know that's the right order.

[PFT]

Do we know who's up first?

[Hank]

We are.

[Big Cat]

We're. We're.

[Hank]

We're not going to win this one.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so you're first, then you guys, then.

[PFT]

Yeah, then us.

[Big Cat]

All right, Zach, we're last.

[PFT]

Why are you giving up on this one?

[Hank]

Max, we're just not prepared. And when preparation is bad, you're not good.

[PFT]

Yeah, that's.

[Memes]

That's the one that's in every. That's in every weight room. Every football weight room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, across.

[Hank]

Whatever that quote is.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Hank]

But, yeah, our preparation is bad.

[Memes]

Opportunity me is.

[Big Cat]

Let's have a good Mount Rush.

[Hank]

Yeah, let's have a good Mount Rushmore.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

And no, there's no bad picks.

[Big Cat]

We're not on chill weekend.

[Hank]

Yeah, no, yeah, no, there's no. This is the start of chill.

[Big Cat]

This is.

[Hank]

This is the start of chill week. First pick is a public trip and fall.

[PFT]

Okay, good pick.

[Big Cat]

Had it on there. All right.

[Hank]

Good, good, good, good, good, good. Nice, Nice.

[Big Cat]

Good pick.

[PFT]

Public trick is really Good.

[Memes]

I think 1:1.

[Big Cat]

Maybe not 1:1, but the, like, curb.

[Hank]

Tripping over a curb. Worse when you actually go onto the ground and people. There's like, strangers that have to come over to you and be like, are you okay?

[Big Cat]

Sucks stairs.

[PFT]

You see people telling their friends, like, that guy just.

[Hank]

Yeah, that guy just fell.

[Big Cat]

What's the. What's tripping upstairs might be the worst.

[PFT]

Tripping upstairs is bad.

[Big Cat]

Upstairs sucks.

[PFT]

Tripping on, like a. A running treadmill.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's black ice is always.

[Big Cat]

But that's black ice is. Gets kind of. When it's. When it's cold out. Yeah, it's icy. You get a little Bit of a pass tripping.

[Memes]

Like getting at the. At the top of an escalator. Like, just the little step, the smallest step in the world.

[Big Cat]

Tripping when you get out of a cab and. And break your foot.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You can't do the dingers.

[PFT]

Only thing that's a bad one.

[Memes]

And then find out he was actually just walking. You were never in a cab at all.

[Hank]

Yeah, yeah, no, that happens. That. That is honestly fine. It happens.

[PFT]

Tripping on the last step because you think there's another one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that. Oh, I like that feeling. Gives you a little bit of ball.

[PFT]

That's a bad.

[Big Cat]

It's like a roller coaster when you just. When you. When you know that you're safe. It does. It is a little bit of a cheap thrill. Little cheap.

[PFT]

You know how I know it's really embarrassing because when. When dogs trip, they get embarrassed too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

They have that same. They look at you like, oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

Okay. Our one one is going to be waving at somebody who, it turns out, wasn't actually waving at you.

[Big Cat]

Yep. We. We. We had this on the list as intercepting someone else's hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[PFT]

That's brutal.

[Big Cat]

It's brutal. Brutal. Zach, what should we do? We have our whole board.

[Zach]

We do have several options right now. What are you thinking? How are we feeling?

[Big Cat]

I feel good about a 2, 3 combo, and also the 6 is a really strong one that I think is just very. I want you to. I want you to feel good about these.

[Zach]

Three is good. So three is. Is embarrassing.

[PFT]

Yeah, Three is pretty embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[PFT]

And.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's do it. We'll start with that, and then we'll figure it out. Our first one is when you let out a little bit of a fart, thinking that it's not gonna smell, and then it just demolishes the room. And it's just the worst because you are like. Everyone has those moments. You got a little too much. You gotta.

[PFT]

Just gotta.

[Big Cat]

Basically, it's almost like letting a little bit out of, like, a tire that's over inflated. Like, I'm not. I'm not gonna really fart here. I'm just gonna leak a little bit to give myself some comfort. And next thing you know, everyone's like, holy. What the. Is that smell?

[PFT]

Yeah. Trying to get some breathing room. And then you also have to live with the fact that, you know, if you let the rest out, it's gonna be worse.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And then sometimes a national reporter is sitting next to you.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[PFT]

As you're doing that. Yeah.

[Hank]

We're just gonna start talking about things.

[PFT]

That I do that becomes news.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yes.

[PFT]

Yeah, yeah. It's a news story.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Relatable. Our. Our second pick is a simple one. It's just fucking up any type of handshake, whether it be handshake or dap or hug, and you go handshake. Just. That entire exchange sucks. Really bad.

[PFT]

Yep, we had that, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Really, really bad.

[PFT]

Especially if it's on camera.

[Big Cat]

Especially if it's on camera.

[PFT]

All right, our next one. Calling your teacher mom.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Hank]

I was. I was gonna go with that next.

[Big Cat]

So, interesting thing. Zach had never heard of this.

[PFT]

Really?

[Big Cat]

I guess just didn't do it because I said it. He's like, what do you mean? I was like, you don't remember? Like, in first grade, I called my teacher mom, and that sucked.

[Zach]

I never ripped one of those. It's bad when you do it.

[PFT]

It's just embarrassing. It's very embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

Were you homeschooled?

[Zach]

No, just public school.

[Big Cat]

Right. Okay.

[Zach]

But does she. Is she endearing about it when you say mom?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I think it happens all the time.

[PFT]

Yeah. I think the teacher is very understanding, but as a kid, you're like, that's the biggest up I could make.

[Big Cat]

That's not my mom.

[PFT]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Good pick. Yeah, we had. Was just interesting. Zach had never heard of it. All right, you guys are coming back around.

[Hank]

Yep. I'm going to go with staring at someone and they catch you.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Hank]

So, like.

[PFT]

All right. Creep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

No, but if you're just, like, looking around a room and then someone sees you staring.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Memes]

Well, are you staring at them or are you looking around the room?

[Hank]

We had it. I didn't know making eye contact from afar with.

[Big Cat]

With. Would you?

[Hank]

Me?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Make awkwardly making eye contact with someone.

[PFT]

With someone from afar when you're staring at somebody and then they catch you staring at them.

[Hank]

All right, whatever.

[Memes]

Is it more awkward if it's.

[Big Cat]

If it's a guy or girl?

[PFT]

What I wrote was.

[Big Cat]

It was.

[PFT]

It's like, have you ever, like, gone up to a girl and you drop your bag and then accidentally roll duct tape in your rope and your knife falls out? It's kind of awkward.

[Hank]

You act like you've never. This has never happened.

[PFT]

It's kind of weird if you'.

[Big Cat]

Wait, hold on. First of all, you're talking to the guy who wears sunglasses all the time. He could stare at anything.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So he. He's good. He's. He's. Life. Hacked life.

[Hank]

Correct.

[PFT]

Like the good pick. So the pick was making Eye contact.

[Hank]

Whatever.

[PFT]

Making eye contact with someone from afar.

[Big Cat]

Like, down the hallway.

[PFT]

There's just 30 seconds in between being like, do I say hello right now?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's way it was.

[PFT]

That's what.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, we, we, we.

[Hank]

I said we had bad preparation. We had bad preparation.

[Memes]

I mean, you could have that for. That's a completely different.

[Big Cat]

Totally different thing. That is embarrassing.

[Hank]

Whatever.

[Big Cat]

That's an embarrassing. What Meme said is a good pick.

[Hank]

Yeah, no, I. We had bad preparation. I was reading the first. I read the first three words of that. Of that. And didn't. And didn't really continue. I started this with bad preparation.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Hank]

Bad preparation and bad whatever. Now. Now I'm in shambles. I'm just going to. I'm just going to. I'm just going to start ripping here to start going to the bathroom, and you have a bad shake and a little pee stain.

[Big Cat]

Good pick.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Had it.

[PFT]

Peace stain.

[Big Cat]

Good pick.

[Hank]

BFT just never does any of these things over here.

[PFT]

I said, I say good pick.

[Hank]

No, I, I, I felt a tone.

[PFT]

There was no tone.

[Memes]

You're lashing out right now.

[PFT]

You are.

[Hank]

I know.

[Big Cat]

I'm.

[Hank]

Yeah. I'm. Next pick. Having a bad Mount Rushmore performance. Embarrassing.

[PFT]

I had your back with the kidnapping.

[Memes]

Can't relate to that.

[PFT]

All right, our next pick, we're going to be. We're going to go with calling somebody by the wrong name who you've known for way too long.

[Big Cat]

Good one. So we were having this debate. I think it's way Zach and I were actually disagreeing. I think it's way worse when you call. When you're close to the name, but wrong. Yep. Versus way off. Yep. Like, if someone, if someone I know called me Dave, I'd be offended. Versus, like, if someone I know called me Paul, I'd be like, dude, that's not even close to my name.

[PFT]

Whose name?

[Big Cat]

Paul. Yeah. Right.

[PFT]

But this was, this was, this was Hank's big pick. And I think Hank might have had an explanation behind it. It.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Memes]

I mean, I do it all the time. Even just like me, you know, you meet people. We meet a lot of people. Once or twice it's acquaintances, and that's again. And then they know your name and you don't know their name. I've gotten very good at, like, introducing, you know, managing that situation by introducing someone else. Someone else. But also, like, the one I was gonna type is. Or if you're, if you're talking to a girl at a bar and then like, 45 minutes later she's like, what's my name?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

And then you just. You just blank the.

[PFT]

I think more people should wear name tags.

[Big Cat]

I. I've made all the interns wear name tags here.

[PFT]

I think just everybody just in general out in public should have a name tag on the.

[Big Cat]

It's. It's acquaintances. Because if I said you're. If I said your name right, who, obviously, you know, your brain. Like, I get my kids names wrong. I call my kids all their other. You know what I mean? But if it's someone that you've met like two or three times, that's the spot where it sucks.

[PFT]

And it sucks.

[Big Cat]

It's like they should know and.

[Memes]

And you've met them before, you've talked to them.

[Big Cat]

It's brutal.

[PFT]

It's almost worse if you find they.

[Memes]

Know your name and you're like, I feel like such an.

[PFT]

If you find out that you got the name wrong, like after you're done hanging out with them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And then you think back of all the times you called them the wrong name in that hang.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Yep.

[PFT]

Bad times.

[Big Cat]

All right, Zach, I think we should. I think we should go with 13. That was yours. That was good. I think that's a strong one. And I've been thinking about and laughing to myself about number seven. I think we just go for a home run. That might not work. You guys want us to send one?

[PFT]

All right, so go.

[Big Cat]

You say 13, I'll say 7. This is the good pick.

[Zach]

Texting in the wrong group chat.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

That is just so bad.

[Memes]

1F45 Day 1.

[PFT]

Oh. Yep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was bad. It's just. You can't get over it. You just feel like such. And then you try to bury it.

[Zach]

Or, you know, airplane mode.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Try anything to not try to figure. Oh, haha. I was actually talking about this. You're just screwed.

[Memes]

Well, now they have the like, which is almost even a bigger roll of the dice is the unsend.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Memes]

You don't know if they saw it or not.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Memes]

And you're like, do I unsend this?

[PFT]

You just assume.

[Memes]

You assume they saw it and then you're. It's even more awkward because it's clearly you. You can't even play it off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right. This one is going to be. I don't know how it's going to look, but I. We have to be true to ourselves because this is the one we talked about the most. I would say, Zach, you and I.

[Zach]

We got to keep it honest.

[Big Cat]

We got to keep it Honest. Because we were laughing about this one, and we were just like, you can't. Like, this is so embarrassing. You can't do it as a grown man wearing a bike helmet. I think it's so embarrassing. I, Like, I. I understand the safety. I wear one. You just can't. You just look like a fool, and you look like an idiot, especially when you get off the bike and you're like that. That second where you're walking without the bike.

[Memes]

If you're on. On a normal bike.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Memes]

If you're. If they're. You know, if they're on the. Like, the speed bikes and they're bike riders, like, whatever.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

But if. If you're just, like, on a. I'm talking. If you're on a mountain bike, like, right. Going a mile down the street.

[Big Cat]

Or the E bikes. Yeah, the. The city bikes. Yeah. I'm not talking about the Lance Armstrong's weekend warriors. I'm talking about just a grown, regular man, like, in a suit, in regular clothes, wearing a bike helmet, I think.

[PFT]

Yeah. If you purchase a bike helmet and rent bikes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

That's a very embarrassing situation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You guys like, all right? Yeah, we're just. I mean, I. I do wear them because I. I want to be safe, but every time I clip in, I'm like, this looks ridiculous.

[Zach]

You have to. But there's no good way to do it.

[Big Cat]

There's no good way to do it. Yeah. And they try to make it like, oh, look at this cool bike helmet. And, you know, it just looks ridiculous.

[PFT]

You know what's really cool? Guardian safety.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Not having your brain splatter on the concrete.

[PFT]

That's.

[Big Cat]

Honestly, though, I've. I've worn bike helmets that I would probably prefer my brain to be splattered.

[PFT]

All right, Hank, I just highlighted what I think the last one should be.

[Big Cat]

Let's go, boys.

[PFT]

Yep.

[Memes]

Yeah, I like it.

[PFT]

All right, last one.

[Big Cat]

Do it.

[Memes]

I like it.

[PFT]

Coming fast. Coming really too fast.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[PFT]

Coming way too fast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Because you. There's no explanation for it. You can't. You can't pretend that it didn't happen.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT]

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Memes]

You can't pretend it was a good experience.

[Big Cat]

No.

[PFT]

No. You can't unring that bell.

[Big Cat]

Well, for you, it was.

[Memes]

Yeah, but, like, sometimes you're like, oh, yeah, like, you know, whatever. Like.

[PFT]

But you liked it when it.

[Memes]

You can fake yourself, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

You know, you had some good moments, too, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT]

No, no.

[Memes]

When it's yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, no, it's not fun. Not fun at all.

[PFT]

No.

[Big Cat]

Especially when it happens when you're just, like, staring at a chick, like, 50ft.

[PFT]

Away, and then she's like, you know, she's gonna tell her friends and the cops.

[Big Cat]

Next thing you know, you're coming too fast.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Yeah, whatever.

[PFT]

What do you think about coming too fast?

[Memes]

I. I can't relate.

[Hank]

I don't want to talk about Italian style.

[Big Cat]

We need to normalize it.

[Hank]

This is a lot. This is the last pick of the draft here.

[PFT]

No, it is from. Yeah. The evolution, evolutionary standpoint. It's a genetic advantage to come really fast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And get more chicks pregnant.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Last pick. Just really bad pit stains.

[Big Cat]

Ooh, good one. I'm surprised zipper down wasn't picked zipper down. Camera light on your phone.

[PFT]

Yeah, that's.

[Memes]

We have fly downs. A good one.

[Hank]

Oh, fuck.

[Big Cat]

Having a camera light on sucks.

[Hank]

I also said phone. This doesn't happen to me, but I feel embarrassment for other people. When your phone ringer goes off. Like in a quiet room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Like at a wedding, if your phone ringer goes off, it's that. That's got to be the most embarrassing thing ever.

[PFT]

Like, your alarm goes off at a very weird. I. Setting an alarm for.

[Big Cat]

Zach and I had a few that we wanted to just feel out what you guys thought.

[PFT]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Because it's kind of similar to the. We had almost like a. As a grown man category where bike helmets was the strongest one, but the other ones we had in that category were just drinking from straws.

[PFT]

I like straws sometimes.

[Big Cat]

Okay. I do, too. But it's a little embarrassing eating a corn dog.

[PFT]

I. I do drink from straws more often in the privacy of my own.

[Big Cat]

Correct. Correct.

[Hank]

I think drinking from straw, if it has the lid for the straw, it's fine. If you're drinking from a straw of, like, an open cup, that's embarrassing.

[PFT]

Fast food cups always straws.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah. Like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You have to have a straw.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You have to.

[Hank]

Trying to drink out of it without a straw is ridiculous.

[Big Cat]

Of course. And then the other one. That maybe we'll be called misogynistic. I don't know. I'm always just a little bit embarrassed as a grown man when I have to shake a woman's hand. I just. It feels weird. Yeah, that's. That's.

[Memes]

That's fair. Or like when. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

When you meet.

[Memes]

When you're meeting guys and girls.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And you've never met the girl. Yeah.

[Memes]

It's like I'm not hugging you.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Memes]

Like, I'm gonna shake your hand.

[Big Cat]

Like, this is weird. Like, we don't.

[Hank]

Like, I always shaking it.

[PFT]

Not.

[Big Cat]

I'm not talking about business setting. I'm talking about, like, informal kind of setting. You know what I mean?

[Hank]

I always say I always. Like, I also feel awkward about it, but I'm just be like, all right, nice, firm handshake. I'll say it, like, out loud, because I don't.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that makes it way worse.

[Memes]

Right in the eye and shake your ass.

[Big Cat]

I do that. I do.

[Hank]

When you shake someone's hand, a lot.

[Big Cat]

Of times I'll do the handshake guy. Handshake guy. And then just like a meek little hello to the woman.

[Hank]

I think the staring is going to play.

[PFT]

I think.

[Hank]

If you get caught, stay. Like, getting caught staring is a thing. Like. No.

[PFT]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

It. Sometimes you. Sometimes.

[Memes]

As long as you're working out and like.

[PFT]

Yeah, there's just a really hot.

[Hank]

I don't go to public gyms. Come on, now.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we had. We. Zach. Go ahead, Zach.

[Zach]

Working out is pretty rough, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Running.

[Zach]

As far as embarrassments go.

[PFT]

Running.

[Hank]

Just wouldn't know.

[Big Cat]

Just running.

[PFT]

Grown man sprinting is embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

It's very.

[Hank]

It's gonna be so embarrassing when we do this hot dog thing. I already thought about you guys watching me, right?

[Big Cat]

Wrong. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[PFT]

We had getting crossed up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

In basketball.

[Big Cat]

Oh, pug. We had a. We.

[Memes]

Oh, pug.

[Big Cat]

Pug did get crossed.

[PFT]

When you get crossed up and it's on. It's on tape.

[Big Cat]

We had. I forgot. We should have done this one. I think that it's getting hit in the head with a ball, no matter how it happens, is always embarrassing. Like, I'm saying, you could be playing catch. It hits you in the head. That's very embarrassing. But even when we're playing hoops out here and, like, everyone's shooting around and you're not even looking, and the ball hits you in the back of the head, you're embarrassed.

[Hank]

I think the person who's shooting is more embarrassed.

[Big Cat]

Oh, never.

[Hank]

Oh, I. I feel.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Hank]

Horrendous. No, you're. You're a bad guy.

[Big Cat]

No, you're. You're. No, you're a bad shooter.

[PFT]

What if you just, like, brick it?

[Hank]

No, but sometimes it's not even that. Like, even if you, like, hit the side of the rim, you miss it. I always feel bad.

[Big Cat]

You're a bad shooter. What?

[Hank]

You've never missed a shot.

[Big Cat]

I don't miss that badly.

[Hank]

If you can literally hit it off of the side of the rim and it can bounce.

[Big Cat]

That's just the bounce of the ball, baby.

[Hank]

Yeah, but then you still feel bad.

[Big Cat]

I think you're missing the whole rim. And then you should feel bad. I missed the whole rim. I'd feel bad. Like, you. You.

[Hank]

You are not. You're acting like you're fucking Steph Curry.

[Big Cat]

I'm not. As. I'm. I'm not shooting air balls and hitting people.

[Hank]

I never said airball.

[Big Cat]

I think that's what's happening.

[Hank]

This is crazy. Deflection.

[Big Cat]

Do you feel embarrassed when it. When you make. When you shoot a real shot that has a real bounce and you hit.

[Hank]

Someone in the head. I feel bad, but I feel bad.

[Memes]

Shouldn't have been standing there.

[Big Cat]

I feel if I get hit, I.

[PFT]

Think you got to have your head on a swivel.

[Big Cat]

You guys are me. No. You're a bad shooter.

[Hank]

I don't. Yes. I never said airball, but that's really what we're talking.

[Memes]

I agree.

[Hank]

You are just creating a scenario.

[Big Cat]

I never said because it doesn't make sense. When you're around, if you have a regular shot that hits the rim and hits someone in the head. I don't feel. I'm not like, oh, my God.

[PFT]

I'm embarrassed for that. What if you swish it and it hits their head?

[Hank]

I would still feel bad.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's like standing under the hoop. Yeah.

[PFT]

I feel good.

[Hank]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

If I had a wild shot that was like, not even close. It hits him on the head, I would feel bad.

[Hank]

I guess it's. You're still, like, hitting someone in the head. I don't. I don't know. Maybe it's. Maybe embarrassed is the wrong word.

[Big Cat]

It's more like, all right, what else we got?

[Memes]

That awkwardly walking faster than the person in front of you on the sidewalk. And then you have to, like, speed up to pass them.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Memes]

Or if it's a girl and you have to go, you know, or just the street, the eight miles.

[PFT]

Or say on your left.

[Memes]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. On your left.

[Hank]

That's great.

[PFT]

Got to let them know that you're there. You don't want. You don't want to surprise them.

[Big Cat]

The. Yeah. Or the face to face. You go one way, hallway.

[PFT]

I. I am an all time bad guy at that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

I don't know what it is about me, but I. I hit on such a high percentage of those where I go the Same way. Same way. Yeah. Switch something up.

[Big Cat]

I had swinging and missing in a slow pitch softball game.

[PFT]

Yep, yep, we had that.

[Big Cat]

So bad.

[PFT]

And also on the tee.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's bad.

[Hank]

I wouldn't know.

[PFT]

Beast.

[Big Cat]

I didn't say. I didn't say it was you. I didn't say it was you.

[Memes]

Forgetting a wedge a few holes back.

[Big Cat]

No, that's a goal.

[PFT]

Butt crack.

[Big Cat]

Is that the whole pick? Butt crack.

[Hank]

I thought about it, but then. Because that's. That's not even true anymore. Like, I don't even get embarrassed about it. It's just I used to get very embarrassed about it. Yeah, what about my.

[PFT]

What about saying, see you later, and then you guys both go in the same direction?

[Big Cat]

Oh, brutal.

[PFT]

That's more awkward, I think, than embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Or walking the wrong direction and having to realize you have to turn around. Yeah. Like, in front of people.

[Memes]

Or like, have a good flight. Thanks. You too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

You're just checking.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I had thinking. Caleb Williams is entering the best situation a rookie quarterback has ever had.

[PFT]

That's embarrassing moment.

[Big Cat]

Pretty embarrassing.

[PFT]

Car breaking down, causing the entire city of Chicago. That's pretty embarrassing. I wouldn't call that a little embarrassing moment.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's a big embarrassment. Yeah.

[PFT]

Big embarrassing. Hank had forgetting your keys in your apartment.

[Memes]

Yeah. Like. Like getting down to your car. Be like, ah, yeah, my keys are upstairs.

[Big Cat]

But that doesn't really. That's not.

[Memes]

Yeah, he talked me off that one. Yeah, I thought that was a good one.

[Big Cat]

Like, you know what's a good one? That I'm not saying it's you, but like, once or twice a year, sleeping until like 1pm and having all your friends think you're dead. Yeah, that's super embarrassing.

[Memes]

Probably had fun, though.

[PFT]

What about getting once a year. Yeah. What about getting demoted as your fantasy team owner?

[Memes]

Oh, yeah, it's pretty embarrassing, just getting demoted.

[PFT]

Yeah, yeah. Demoted.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Just fire you. Fire you. Like, what are you doing?

[PFT]

Getting pipped.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Food stuck in your teeth. Sneeze, fart, sneeze, fart. Oh, Zach, you had a good one.

[Memes]

Wearing a sticker on your hat for an entire day and no one's telling.

[Big Cat]

You the fast food one. Zach.

[Zach]

Oh, embarrassing. You know, like fast casual workers if.

[Big Cat]

They know your order.

[Zach]

Like, if the gas station employee knows, like, what cigarettes you're there to get. Or like, oh, hey, good to see you again. Yeah, it's like always bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Them having it. What other ones did you have, Zach?

[Zach]

Car declining at, like, the gas station. You're buying like, a Danish Or a soda. That's always kind of rough.

[Hank]

One time I went into a gas station in college and the guy behind the counter just looked at me and said, let me guess. Magnums.

[PFT]

Oh.

[Hank]

And it was like the coolest I've ever felt in my life.

[PFT]

That's pretty good.

[Hank]

I don't know. I just wanted to tell that story with what we're talking about.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Were you getting magnums?

[Hank]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, I was.

[Hank]

I think I was getting, like, melatonin.

[PFT]

That. That guy probably said that to every guy that walked in. Yeah. Probably like 20 times.

[Hank]

I think about. I still think about it. It was like 10 years ago.

[Big Cat]

The other grown man. As a grown man, non airport situation, but as a grown man, just wearing a backpack. I think that's kind of embarrassing. I do it and I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed by it.

[Hank]

One other one like that, that makes no sense, but makes sense to me.

[Big Cat]

Travel.

[Hank]

Holding an umbrella.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Yep.

[Hank]

Even though, like, it's obviously way better than being wet. There's something about holding an umbrella.

[Big Cat]

That's correct.

[PFT]

Sucks.

[Big Cat]

Correct. Correct.

[PFT]

Using sunscreen.

[Hank]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I also had travel. Travel related. When you get on a flight and all the overhead storage is full, so you have to go like four rows back to put your. Your bag up. And then when you get off having to basically hold everyone up to be like, can I get my bag? I hate that moment. I hate that.

[PFT]

Yeah. It's pretty bad.

[Big Cat]

It's. So you just hope that someone's gonna help you and grab it for you.

[Memes]

Asking someone to put sunscreen on your back.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that.

[PFT]

That's.

[Memes]

That can be tough.

[Big Cat]

Just putting on sunscreen.

[PFT]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's embarrassing.

[Hank]

Especially if. If you, like, have to ask one of your. Your friends. Yeah. One of your boys.

[Big Cat]

We should do that for chill week oil. So anyone can ask me.

[PFT]

I'll do it oiled up.

[Hank]

I won't wear sunscreen.

[PFT]

Saying I love you by mistake to somebo.

[Big Cat]

Zach. You had that as well.

[PFT]

Yeah. That you don't actually love.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Or you don't love yet.

[Big Cat]

Getting out of a pool without using the stairs. I just always am. This is more of a personal.

[Hank]

I had a fight I talked about. I was at a pool two days ago, and I was like, I have one problem with my pool here. There's no steps.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Have to use the ladder.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Ladder sucks.

[Big Cat]

I did it. I did it.

[Hank]

There's no good angles for a big guy coming in or out of a ladder.

[Big Cat]

I did it once over vacation, and then for the rest of vacation I just put a chair with a towel next to the stairs. So I would just walk up the stairs and grab a towel. And mind you, this is in front of my family, but I'm still embarrassed. They don't need to see this.

[Hank]

Chicago pools are also so packed all the time. That's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Too many people.

[Zach]

Too many tiny shoes.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Tiny shoes. Is embarrassing.

[PFT]

It is embarrassing. Getting an ultrasound on your testicles from a stranger.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[PFT]

That's pretty embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

That is. That is very embarrassing. Not getting a wave back. Zach also had falling in the shower. How often does that happen?

[Zach]

Still pretty embarrassing. Like going down wet.

[Big Cat]

There's nothing worse going on the DL. Yeah.

[Memes]

After falling on the shower, how often.

[Big Cat]

Do you fall in the shower? Not.

[Zach]

Not often at all, but a couple times it's happened. I'm just like, this is the worst day ever. Go down hard because.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[PFT]

Dangerous.

[Big Cat]

Oh. One that we missed. The. I don't know if this happens to you guys, but the. When you're just, like, agreeing with someone and you're having conversations like, oh, you've seen this show? And then you say, yes. And then they're like, oh, what was your favorite part?

[PFT]

Or something they ask you to. You're just, like, getting caught in a white lie.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like the most innocuous. You're just trying to get out of the conversation.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just agreeing, and then you're just fucked. Or similar. When you can't hear someone, you ask them to repeat themselves multiple times. That sucks. Sucks. Zach, what other ones do you have?

[Zach]

I got an accidental Instagram, like.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[PFT]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's kind of rough.

[Memes]

Good one.

[Big Cat]

It can happen to anyone. Perfect booties. LeBron. He did that.

[Zach]

That was bad, too. Just getting caught, like, in too many. Too many ass pics on Instagram. I go, that's always bad.

[Big Cat]

You got to flood the zone.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What was that? Was that. Oh.

[PFT]

Oh, this is a podcast.

[Big Cat]

It's a podcast. Memes. He's just pointing.

[PFT]

You have to guess who he was pointing at.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Having a. In a stranger's house. It's terrible.

[PFT]

Scott. Boris is off.

[Big Cat]

I had on a plane. Yeah.

[PFT]

I don't do it, but there has been a moment where it was an emergency.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And it's not good.

[Big Cat]

Pushing on a pull door.

[PFT]

Oh, yeah. Hank had that.

[Big Cat]

What? Sucks. Sucks. You feel like such a idiot.

[Memes]

The doors here are, like, hard.

[Big Cat]

What, the comp.

[Memes]

Or I guess you're not the conference room doors here.

[Big Cat]

I get it wrong every time, actually, I do that. I get my own office door wrong. Yeah. So. Yeah, I. I know what you're saying. It sucks. All right. Any other ones? Good.

[PFT]

Mount Rushmore.

[Big Cat]

Really good. Mount Rushmore.

[PFT]

Great job, Max.

[Big Cat]

Zach, did you have any other ones?

[Zach]

You guys ever, like, get food as a group, and then, like, you're at the table and you have, like, similar items, but maybe, like. Like, you're going, no, no onion. And I went like, no, lettuce. And then you take a bite of the wrong one before, like, you're the guy who bit. Ate the other guy's order on accident.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And you ate it too fast.

[Zach]

Yeah, I've done that before. And I was like, oh, now there's no going back here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

Have you guys ever done this one? You order dinner, like, your main dinner from one restaurant, and then you order a side of something else that you like from a different restaurant, and then both the delivery guys show up at the same time at your door.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And they get confused.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

And then they look at each other like, oh, this guy's just really unhealthy.

[Big Cat]

Yep, yep. Yeah, that's bad. Also just minor embarrassment when you're like. When you don't see someone in, like, a crosswalk or something, it's like, when it's basically your fault. Yeah. Like, anything on the road that's clearly your fault. You're just sitting there like, yeah, that's my bad.

[PFT]

You just gotta take it, like, whoops. You gotta own it.

[Big Cat]

Sorry about that. Okay. Good job, guys. Good Mount Rushmore.

[PFT]

I like it. Hank, good work. Good work.

[Big Cat]

Staring's gonna play.

[PFT]

We'll see.

[Big Cat]

What's the actual phrasing it's gonna be.

[Hank]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

Someone catches at you staring at them across the room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Getting caught staring at someone, probably.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Are we good at that? You act like everyone. You could be, like, looking at someone's shirt, and. And then they would be like, are you staring at me? And then it's like, that person think.

[PFT]

Like, I'd be like.

[Hank]

What? You? What did you say?

[Memes]

No, no. I was gonna make a joke.

[Hank]

But you. You act like this has never happened.

[Memes]

What type of shirt?

[Hank]

I don't know. Sometimes shirts have, like. No, Someone's shirts have, like, sayings on them.

[PFT]

Is it a tight shirt?

[Hank]

You shirts have words. You. You can be reading. So I'm saying. I'm talking about a guy.

[PFT]

A guy that was staring or getting.

[Hank]

You guys are the ones who are making this sexual.

[PFT]

I was making it just about murder.

[Big Cat]

Murder? Yeah. What?

[Hank]

You are the one who wears sunglasses every single day of your life.

[PFT]

I think I'd already made that.

[Hank]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

So like you.

[Big Cat]

This is this your podcast didn't just skip backwards.

[PFT]

You staring at me, Max?

[Hank]

Yes. I'm having a conversation.

[PFT]

I must be very embarrassed.

[Memes]

That's not you Italian.

[Big Cat]

Pft.

[Hank]

Have you ever. How'd you do in Mount Rushmore last year? How are your picks?

[PFT]

I did not come in last. Thanks for asking.

[Memes]

I came in last and I did the punishment.

[Hank]

Did you come in first?

[PFT]

I didn't come in first, No.

[Hank]

I did.

[PFT]

All right, so that's.

[Big Cat]

Maybe that's. We'll see.

[Hank]

We'll see. We'll see who wins this poll.

[PFT]

That's the beauty of the poll.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

And most of the time I win.

[PFT]

So.

[Big Cat]

I like them apples.

[PFT]

I do think staring's going to play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right. But it was just funny because the thing that meme said was way better.

[Hank]

Yeah, no, I. I read the first.

[Big Cat]

Because when you see someone 50ft away and you're like, have to do the entire walk up.

[Hank]

Yeah, that.

[Big Cat]

That sucks.

[PFT]

Did you think about putting meatballs on the list?

[Big Cat]

When you don't have enough meatballs.

[PFT]

Meatballs aren't big enough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

No.

[Big Cat]

When Nona's meatballs are cold. Yeah. All right, let's do our last ad and then we'll finish up the show, talk a little vacation, and do our numbers.

[PFT]

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[Big Cat]

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[Memes]

I got off pretty well. I had a good balance. I got to see, you know, got to see some family. Hung out with my nieces, went and saw my grandpa. Mom, dad went fishing. Spent some, you know, spent some time on the boat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was a nice fish.

[PFT]

Couple stripers. You're really good.

[Big Cat]

I want.

[Memes]

I want to catch tuna. I've. I've learned. I've learned how hard it is to catch a tuna, and it's on my big board.

[PFT]

Yeah. What was the fish that those guys in Boston saw that was like. Like, holy, dude. Look at this thing. You remember those mass.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It might have been a shock.

[PFT]

Was that a wick. Was that a shot?

[Big Cat]

Blue lobster.

[PFT]

Oh, no, it was. Is. It was a sunfish.

[Memes]

Might have been sunfish.

[PFT]

Yeah. Those things are awesome. But yeah, Hank, I saw the picture. You holding up your catch. It looked awesome.

[Big Cat]

Looks sick.

[Memes]

Fishing. Fishing's fun. I used to. I used to give my friends a lot of heat because I was like, I don't understand it. But after we did that, we did that video for Barcelona outdoors. I got. I got the itch.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. When is that coming out?

[Memes]

I don't know. July probably soon.

[Big Cat]

We're in July? Yeah.

[Memes]

So sometime this month.

[PFT]

How's Vanny Woodhead looking?

[Memes]

If anyone had a good.

[Big Cat]

We.

[Memes]

Big cat needs to send some stuff.

[Big Cat]

What do I have to do? You.

[Memes]

You know, exactly. I don't can send it to you again. I will remind you again.

[Big Cat]

No, you need to.

[PFT]

Do.

[Big Cat]

You need to send it to me when I have a pen and paper.

[Memes]

And a passport and, like, some proof of. Yes, but I. I should have just.

[Big Cat]

Bought the other one that I saw online that looked exactly like Vanny.

[Memes]

You guys can keep asking me and the answer.

[Big Cat]

Did you remember the one I said that was literally a clone of Vanny? It looks so good, clean.

[PFT]

Vanny.

[Big Cat]

I'm so sick of this.

[Memes]

You need to send, like, two pictures.

[Big Cat]

But does it actually work? That's the thing is. Yeah. Yes, but there's still holes in the van.

[Memes]

You haven't seen the van, but you just. My guy Mike has been doing work on the van.

[Big Cat]

But I'm not. I'm not disparaging Mike.

[PFT]

Hank. You literally said it might work, and then you change your mind, said, yes, definitely.

[Memes]

Well, yeah.

[PFT]

Yeah. What happened?

[Memes]

Once Big Cat sends the paperwork, we're gonna find out.

[Big Cat]

Okay, well, all right, then I'll do the paperwork.

[PFT]

Definitely. We're going to find out.

[Memes]

Golf. Well, got to go with Big Cat.

[Big Cat]

Zach, remind me to do the paperwork when we come back.

[Memes]

Chicago.

[Big Cat]

It's great. Okay. Yeah, our golf in Michigan was fun.

[Memes]

A lot of fun.

[Big Cat]

Good time. We had a good time.

[Memes]

I love Michigan. Yeah, I'm a pure Michiganist.

[PFT]

Yeah. The blueberries up there.

[Big Cat]

Beautiful. Beautiful.

[PFT]

Nice.

[Big Cat]

Zach, answer my question.

[Zach]

Yes, it was.

[Big Cat]

This was your first time going back home after becoming a public figure. What was the reception like?

[Zach]

This was my first time going home since I'm moving up here. The reception was great. You know, spend a lot of time with my family, was nice. You know, it takes. You take time for granted sometimes, then you step away and come back to it. It's like, oh, my God, I missed this so much. This was lovely.

[Big Cat]

Mm. Oh, no.

[Memes]

You talking about the show or going home?

[Zach]

Oh, I was talking about my. See my parents again.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But did it make you feel like I want to just come back?

[Zach]

Wait, what'd you say?

[Big Cat]

Did you. Did you feel like, why don't I just move back to Florida?

[Zach]

Oh, no, I didn't do that. But, no, I didn't. I didn't think that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

They call it homesick. Sometimes Everybody gets a little homesick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

So it was nice to cure the homesickness a little.

[PFT]

You have a home cooked meal? I did.

[Zach]

My mom made several home cooked meals. I ate way too much. I went into the week dieting, left the week, never dieting even a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Died July 4th. Yeah. That's a crazy thing.

[PFT]

What was the best meal that you cooked?

[Zach]

Best meal that she cooked would probably have to be. We did a little baked chicken, quarters, string beans, Mac and cheese.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Love that. What? And so your mom listens to the show?

[Zach]

My mom does consume a lot of the shows now.

[PFT]

She does.

[Zach]

She never did, but now she does.

[Big Cat]

And what? Did she have any questions or anything? She was.

[Zach]

She was curious what we were ranking the other day. Letter of M's. She's like, what are you talking about M's for? And then it did come up at dinner. She's like, so, Zach, what's a dinger?

[Big Cat]

And I didn't.

[Zach]

Okay, so just stuff like that where she's trying, but she's over consuming.

[PFT]

What did you think about Dungeons and Dragons?

[Zach]

She let Me know that I did terrible on costumes. I think her quote was. Yeah, you that up?

[PFT]

We're working on that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach]

Could be a redempt if you guys allow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big time redemption. Everyone else had a good week.

[PFT]

I had a good week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

I took a bunch of back shots. Acupuncture.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[PFT]

That's what they call it.

[Hank]

I have a confession to make that I'm also not proud of. I. I played a lot of pickleball over the week.

[PFT]

Okay. You get roped into that?

[Hank]

No, it was that. It was just with the boys. McCarthy, Tom lay the pickle at work. It was.

[Memes]

Pickleball is.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Memes]

Very fun to play. It's kind of embarrassing to say.

[Hank]

Yes, exactly.

[Memes]

But it is fun when you're actually playing it. It's the worst sport in the world to watch.

[PFT]

Yeah. I just don't like how there's. There's a small group of rich people that are telling America, like, you watch pickleball now on tv.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[PFT]

That's the thing that we're going to do. But it is.

[Memes]

When you actually play pickleball, it is fun.

[Hank]

I kind of went into it, like, reluctantly, like they needed a fourth. And McCarthy was like, hey, come play some pickleball. And I was like, okay, I'll. But then by the end of it, we were like. We didn't want to stop. We. We extend. We rented an out a court for an hour and we extended it.

[Big Cat]

You don't have to be, you know. Yeah.

[Memes]

You don't have to be that athletic. You don't have to, like, you know, your body. You're not going to be, like, dead tired after playing pickleball.

[PFT]

No.

[Hank]

But it still makes you feel like you did something, like you're doing something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I played it like twice and I hated it both times.

[PFT]

It's not. It's not bad to play, but the whole act of, like, getting the racket, reserving the court.

[Hank]

I didn't do any of that.

[PFT]

Driving to the pickleball court is embarrassing.

[Memes]

I've also never done it, but I feel like it's a good, like, couples, like, it can be, you know, co ed. It's not that much of a skill.

[Big Cat]

Gap if we're talking about athletics. There was a moment that I'm maybe not super proud of, but my kids were playing on the trampoline in the house I rented, and I lowered the hoop to eight and a half and just yammed for like 30 minutes. That's awesome. But just wasn't watching. My kids, like, trampolines are kind of dangerous. Oh, I was just having a yam sesh.

[Hank]

I thought you were talking about, like, the. Like, the basket pool.

[Big Cat]

No, there's a court and then a trampoline next to it. And they were in the trampoline. I was supposed to be watching them, and I was just throwing down. But you should have seen some of the dunks I was throwing down, dude, it felt so awesome.

[PFT]

I had the boys from Hard Factor came up, stayed with me. And then Pug came over on the 4th of July. Pug is a big cigar guy. So Pug brought. How many cigars did you bring up?

[Big Cat]

I didn't know that about you.

[PFT]

Yeah, he brought like, seven or eight. He hit up the group chat. He was like, I'm bringing cigars. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. I'm excited about that.

[Big Cat]

You ever pull Clinton?

[Hank]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

What. What does that mean? Put a cigar in a.

[PFT]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[PFT]

The cigars were good, though. The people enjoyed the cigars. Cigars rocked.

[Big Cat]

It was a good time.

[PFT]

I love cigars.

[Memes]

NASCAR recap, Hug.

[PFT]

NASCAR was awesome.

[Hank]

The 99 driver did not do great.

[PFT]

Which was tough, but it was a good time.

[Big Cat]

Good vibes.

[Hank]

I might be a NASCAR guy now.

[PFT]

Well, they did the street race this year. It wasn't rained out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I saw the clouds.

[PFT]

I was like, oh, yep. I was thinking, here it comes.

[Hank]

It started to downpour, like, right after the race ended.

[Big Cat]

Oh, perfect timing.

[PFT]

Hell yes, Pug.

[Big Cat]

All right, everyone. Everyone else, memes. You had a good. No, you were sick.

[PFT]

Got sick. Niece coughed right in my mouth.

[Big Cat]

That was it. That was it. That's all she wrote.

[PFT]

But got caught up on the office.

[Big Cat]

So my work. Wait, what?

[PFT]

Caught up on the off. Got caught, recalled, Back up, recall back up going again.

[Big Cat]

I'm like, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, so many memes.

[PFT]

And see the all time gift show, right? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You make any? Like, did you. Did you actually mentally? Were you watching? Were you like, all right, this is a meme.

[PFT]

Oh, you found new ones.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You find new ones. What's the best one you found?

[PFT]

There's a bunch of season six. Follow the part of my take account.

[Big Cat]

Okay. They will be posted. Oh, I'm so excited for this.

[PFT]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

They just. You reloaded the clip. Yeah, I. I've got like three years worth in there.

[PFT]

Didn't we do that? I feel like maybe the first year part of my take. We got really high on the RV and then we drove watching spongebob, trying to find new spongebob. Memes.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yeah.

[Memes]

That was on the way to Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

Atlanta. It was with. It was us, Kate and Roan. Rob did not like us smoking on.

[Memes]

The bus or watching spongebo. He ran away.

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I got so high that Larry the. The. The bus driver, like, put me into, like, a mental crisis. Yeah, he, like, had a conversation with me. I was so high, like, had a nervous breakdown. Had to go back to my hotel room.

[PFT]

He'll do that. Numbers three, 33.

[Big Cat]

I gotta say, it was so nice going away for a week and knowing that we had already taped all the numbers, so there was no chance you could get it. Like, it felt good. Is it what you say, Max?

[Hank]

I mean, that's never. Are you worried about him getting it? That's what kind of what you're alluding to.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[PFT]

That's true.

[Big Cat]

3. Would you say 33, 21.

[Hank]

Almost said 99. He was looking at what?

[Big Cat]

That's Shane's number. Right in Shane's face. I'm gonna go 73.

[Hank]

99.

[Big Cat]

Put 6, 16, 21. LT jet 85. Gates. Oh, okay. We're off to Tahoe on Monday, so we'll have some content coming up. We're gonna do a couple videos, but now I. We're gonna figure out how to eat a hot dog and run off also. I'm excited. Do we have a drone? Are we bringing a drone?

[PFT]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Should we all say, oh, the drone shot of us running 100 yards. It's gonna be awesome.

[PFT]

Should we be wearing a hot dog outfit?

[Big Cat]

We could.

[PFT]

I think, ideally.

[Hank]

Zach, can you. Can you get on that?

[Big Cat]

Zach, that's literally just finding a hot dog outfit.

[PFT]

One or.

[Big Cat]

We each need.

[Zach]

We need.

[Big Cat]

No, we can trade it. Okay. Yeah.

[PFT]

It's gonna be so smelly.

[Hank]

Yeah, Just get one. Disgusting.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just.

[PFT]

You want to go first?

[Big Cat]

It's a hundred yards. Yeah, but meters.

[PFT]

Whatever.

[Hank]

It's gonna be high hot, and someone's gonna be.

[Memes]

How much house. How disgusting. Could I. Yeah, and you're gonna. Could you make a hot dog thing? And.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Max.

[Hank]

And you're gonna be eating a hot dog, too. The hot dog smell is gonna get in there.

[Big Cat]

Zach, how would you say you run poorly? Okay, I expected that. All right, we'll say their number again. 36. 33. 73.

[PFT]

12, 16.

[Big Cat]

85. 99. 21. 97. 97.

[Hank]

Love you guys.