Pardon My Take – Episode Summary: "Von Miller, Eagles GM Howie Roseman, Mt Rushmore Of Dream Blunt Rotation, Football Is Back + Zac's All Time Fyre Fest"

Release Date: August 8, 2025

In this action-packed episode of "Pardon My Take," hosts Big Cat and PFT Commenter dive deep into a myriad of sports topics, blend in humorous segments, and engage in insightful interviews with notable sports figures. Here's a comprehensive breakdown of the episode's key discussions and highlights.

1. Football Season Updates and Preseason Insights

The episode kicks off with the hosts discussing the return of football, marking the resurgence of the sport with excitement and anticipation.

• Preseason Highlights: Big Cat and Hank delve into the latest preseason games, emphasizing the quarterback battle between Aaron "AR15" and Daniel Jones in Indianapolis. Unfortunately, AR15 sustains a trigger finger injury early in the game, cutting the contest short.

  • Big Cat (03:19): “When AR15 broke his trigger finger, it was a tough moment for us.”

• Bengals’ Progress: The hosts commend the Cincinnati Bengals for learning from past mistakes, particularly in managing Joe Burrow’s starts during preseason. They highlight Trey Hendrickson's impressive performance, suggesting the Bengals might consider signing him.

  • Hank (04:49): “Tanner McKee looked awesome. He did really, really good.”

2. The Dildos Phenomenon in Sports

A recurring and humorous topic is the bizarre trend of fans throwing dildos onto sports courts.

• WNBA Incident: The episode recounts another instance where a dildo is thrown onto the WNBA court, this time hitting player Sophie Cunningham.

  • Hank (13:20): “Kelsey Plum kicked it off the court, but there was a second dildo that was thrown... one guy got arrested.”

• Speculation on Motives: The hosts speculate that these acts are tied to cryptocurrency schemes, expressing concern over the lengths individuals might go to promote shitcoins.

  • Big Cat (13:59): “This makes me very, very afraid of what people will do to pump a shitcoin.”

3. Smelling Salts Return to the NFL

The discussion shifts to the NFL’s decision to reintroduce smelling salts, which had been previously banned due to concerns over masking concussion symptoms.

• Player Usage: The hosts mention that players are now allowed to bring their own smelling salts from home, ensuring they can still use them responsibly during games.

  • Hank (10:15): “My affiliate link, he drops that in there.”

• Health and Safety: They emphasize the importance of monitoring player health, albeit with a humorous undertone.

  • Big Cat (12:11): “You can't combine ammonia and bleach, so don't do it at home.”

4. Mount Rushmore of Dream Blunt Rotation

In a lighthearted segment, the hosts engage in their traditional "Mount Rushmore" of dream blunt rotation, selecting celebrities they’d love to share a blunt with.

• Top Picks:

  • Big Cat & Hank: Snoop Dogg, for his expertise in providing and rolling blunts.

    • Big Cat (37:00): “He’s going to provide the weed and roll the blunt.”

  • Memes: Adam Sandler, valuing good vibes and comedic presence.

    • Memes (37:57): “Adam Sandler as the ultimate good vibes guy.”

  • Max: Matthew McConaughey and Bill Walton, appreciating storytelling and relaxed energy.

    • Max (38:20): “Bill Walton’s moments make more sense when you’re high.”

  • Zach: Dave Chappelle and Hunter S. Thompson, bringing humor and philosophical depth.

    • Zach (40:07): “Dave Chappelle and Hunter S. Thompson would add a lot to the experience.”

• Honorable Mentions: Participants suggest various other celebrities, including Seth Rogen and Steve Irwin, adding to the playful banter and creativity of the segment.

  • Memes (49:59): “I think we should call him and get, like, why? Helen Keller can't say what she is.”

5. Interviews with Howie Roseman and Von Miller

a. Howie Roseman, Eagles GM

Timestamp: 58:35

Howie Roseman, the General Manager of the Philadelphia Eagles, joins the show to discuss his approach to team building, the importance of grit, and navigating the complexities of the NFL salary cap.

• Defining Grit:

  • Howie Roseman (59:07): “Adversity, you know, you want to see how people are handling adversity, overcoming adversity.”

• Drafting Philosophy:

  • Howie emphasizes drafting players who have consistently improved and shown resilience, citing Jalen Hurts as a prime example of grit and continuous development.

    • Roseman (60:42): “He kept getting better, and there was constant improvement... we picked him in the second round, which was a gift.”

• Salary Cap Management:

  • Discussing the intricacies of the NFL salary cap, Howie highlights the balance between managing financial constraints and acquiring talented players.

    • Roseman (71:35): “It's always about the players. We could do as many creative deals as we want, but we're not going to be any good if we don't have any good players.”

• Personal Growth and Challenges:

  • He shares his personal journey, including a challenging year where he was sidelined but used the time to grow and refine his management skills.

    • Roseman (66:07): “It was humbling... I felt like I had to support the people that counted on me.”

b. Von Miller, Washington Commanders

Timestamp: 103:22

Von Miller, a recurring guest and star linebacker for the Washington Commanders, offers insights into his career, personal growth, and the return of football.

• Defining Grit:

  • Von Miller (103:54): “Grit is about putting in the work—early mornings, late nights, barely eating.”

• Personal Growth and Mindfulness:

  • Von discusses his experiences with ayahuasca and how it has enhanced his self-awareness and approach to both football and life.

    • Von Miller (117:08): “It creates awareness about everything in your life. It was life-changing for me.”

• Performance and Health:

  • Emphasizing the importance of staying healthy and maintaining a sharp mindset, Von reflects on his training and the support from his coaches and teammates.

    • Von Miller (108:51): “I'm still trying to get back to playing my style of football. I’m healthy and getting sharper.”

• Team Dynamics and Mentorship:

  • He highlights the significance of mentorship within the team, citing Coach Pagano's influence on his performance and approach.

    • Von Miller (110:14): “We need to have the best team we possibly can. If we’re working with young pass rushers, that’s cool. If not, we adapt.”

6. Baseball Team Performances

The hosts provide updates on Major League Baseball teams, focusing on the struggles of the New York Yankees and the underperformance of the New York Mets.

• Yankees’ Decline:

  • They critique the Yankees for altering their facial hair policy and grooming standards, suggesting it led to a decline in performance.

    • Big Cat (17:41): “The Yankees should go back to a manager that doesn't manage just off a spreadsheet.”

• Mets' Struggles:

  • The discussion points out the Mets' poor hitting performance, leading to significant losses and a potential need to fire their hitting coach.

    • Hank (19:22): “They can't hit. They need to fire their hitting coach.”

• Brewers and Blue Jays:

  • In contrast, the Brewers are praised for their consistent winning, and the Blue Jays are noted for their strong performance as well.

    • Big Cat (18:43): “The Brewers do just never lose. It's crazy. They never lose.”

7. Golf Segments and Fire Fest Highlights

A humorous exchange about the hosts’ golf experiences and competitions adds levity to the episode.

• Golf Rivalry:

  • Big Cat recounts a bunker practice session where PFT Commenter struggles with bunker shots, leading to playful frustration.

    • Hank (132:08): “He didn’t know how to hit out of a bunker.”

• Fire Fest Recaps:

  • The hosts discuss their recent participation in local golf events, with playful banter about winning and losing against each other both on and off camera.

    • Hank (128:58): “We played nine holes. It wasn't a competition. It was just for practice. But PFT beat me.”

8. Supporting Segments and Advertisements

Throughout the episode, listeners are engaged with brief promotional segments, including offers from DraftKings Sportsbook, Game Time for ticketing, Truly Unruly Hard Seltzer, Aura Frames for digital picture frames, and Wayfair for home essentials. These segments are seamlessly integrated without interrupting the flow of content.

• Notable Promotions:

  • Big Cat (02:19): “Download the DraftKings sportsbook app and use code TAKE to get $200 in bonus bets.”

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Key Takeaways and Conclusions

• Resilience and Grit: Both interviews with Howie Roseman and Von Miller emphasize the critical role of resilience and grit in sports, highlighting how overcoming adversity shapes successful careers and teams.

• Team Building Strategies: Howie Roseman's insights into drafting and salary cap management provide a glimpse into the complexities of assembling a competitive NFL team, while Von Miller underscores the importance of personal well-being and mentorship.

• Humorous Interludes: The playful segments, including the Mount Rushmore of Dream Blunt Rotation and golf banter, showcase the hosts’ camaraderie and ability to blend humor with sports commentary effectively.

• Ongoing Sports Trends: Discussions on the peculiar trend of dildos being thrown into sports events and the return of smelling salts reflect the dynamic and sometimes unexpected nature of the sports world.

Overall, this episode of "Pardon My Take" offers a rich blend of serious sports analysis, engaging interviews, and entertaining segments, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both depth and humor in their sports talk.

Notable Quotes:

• Howie Roseman (59:07): “Adversity, you know, you want to see how people are handling adversity, overcoming adversity.”

• Von Miller (103:54): “Grit is about putting in the work—early mornings, late nights, barely eating.”

• Big Cat (37:00): “He’s going to provide the weed and roll the blunt.”

• Hank (19:22): “They can't hit. They need to fire their hitting coach.”

• PFT Commenter (112:17): “Out of my 129 sacks, sacks, 90, 95. 90, 95 sacks have come off some type of speed to power element.”

• Zach (142:39): “I thought I was going to win on Monday night, and it got a little out of hand.”

This summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, capturing the blend of insightful sports discussions, engaging interviews, and the hosts' signature humor, all while adhering to the structure and guidelines provided.