Pardon My Take — March 13, 2026
Episode Overview
On this episode of Pardon My Take, Big Cat & PFT Commenter recap a frantic week in sports that included the chaos of NCAA Conference Tournament week, the drama of the World Baseball Classic, an NBA 83-point explosion from Bam Adebayo, and a wild NFL free agency period. They’re joined by two special guests: WBC hero and Italian-American slugger Vinnie Pasquantino, hot off a 3-homer game, and college basketball broadcasting legend Bill Raftery, who talks all things March Madness. The show features the gang’s trademark mix of humor, fan-level passion, and sharp sports insight, with notable debates on bracketology, team selection, and why Hank might secretly be Dominican. The episode closes with the weekly Fyre Fest — personal disasters both real and trivial.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Madness of Conference Tournament Week
Timestamps: 02:57–18:29
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Miami (Ohio) Loses: The panel opens by processing Miami of Ohio’s stunning first-round loss in the MAC. As the last undefeated team, their exit kicks off a bracketology debate:
- “The fact they did in the first round. You really. Thank you for starting the conversation, Miami of Ohio.” – PFT Commenter [05:12]
- “March Madness, to me, is the greatest thing we do as a country.” – Big Cat [06:42]
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Bracketology Fights:
- Should Miami (31–1, but weak SOS) get in over a middling Auburn (17–16, strong schedule)?
- “I’d rather have the story of Miami (Ohio). I want to see what happens when they play their first quad one game in the middle of March.” – Big Cat [07:06]
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Play-In Game Suggestions: The gang imagines a live Sunday night play-in as “an extra play in” for the last bubble teams. [08:27–09:31]
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Villanova and the Sad Bubble: Max and others dissect the worst bubble year ever; Villanova’s fate is debated.
- “There’s a 0% chance Villanova gets to the Sweet 16.” – Max [11:00]
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Big East/Conference Tourney Love:
- “I think [Big East tournament is] a top three favorite sporting event in the world.” – Max [11:54]
- “Big East is an Italian league. The ACC is a North Carolina league. It just is.” – PFT Commenter [13:12]
2. NFL Free Agency Craziness
Timestamps: 20:27–34:41
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Trey Hendrickson/Baltimore Ravens Saga: The hosts break down the failed Max Crosby-Ravens deal, ultimately replaced by signing Trey Hendrickson.
- “That’s the thing about making these trades where you give up picks. It leaves it so that if you are wrong... you’re screwed yourself.” – Big Cat [21:00]
- “Nobody’s more upset about this than me. That is definitely the thing that you say when you’re not upset.” – PFT Commenter [24:08]
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Kyler Murray to Vikings, Daniel Jones News: Quick recaps on quarterback musical chairs and the uncanny Colts QB carousel.
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Other Free Agent Moves: Notable signings and speculation about Kirk Cousins, Bradley Chubb, and a new logo/uniform for the Tennessee Titans (“Powder blue is a cheat code,” Big Cat, [31:53]).
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NFL Scheduling Expansion: Hot take on the possible addition of a Wednesday night Thanksgiving week game.
- “Part of why we love the NFL is the scarcity...” – Big Cat [33:29]
3. World Baseball Classic & Team Italy’s Glory
Timestamps: 36:45–47:02; 58:29–80:25 (Vinnie Pasquantino interview)
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USA’s Narrow Escape & Manager Gaffe: Mark DeRosa’s confusion about advancement rules and the risk of USA’s elimination is roasted.
- “Mark DeRosa, you were 3–0 going into that game... I would not trust Mark DeRosa to be the master strategist.” – PFT Commenter [38:26]
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Italy’s Amazing Run:
- “It’s pretty cool to get some baseball over there and try to help build some development culture.” – Vinnie Pasquantino [59:42]
- Team’s Jersey roots: “The state of New Jersey has a ton of connection to Italy.” – Vinnie [61:57]
- Pork roll debate, espresso celebrations, and call-outs for the Pope to notice.
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WBC Atmosphere:
- “I’ve never been more nervous standing at first base with nobody on base, winning by eight runs in my life.” – Vinnie [67:33]
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Italian Stereotypes: Clubhouse is “leaning into Italian stereotypes” for the good of the game (and comedy).
4. Basketball: Bam Adebayo’s 83-point Game
Timestamps: 47:41–55:15
- Wild Individual Scoring:
- Was Bam’s record (vs. Wizards) “cheapened”? The guys compare it to Kobe, Wilt, and how we contextualize great performances.
- “It did give them a good opportunity to talk about what Kobe would have done... always a treat to see people do that.” – PFT Commenter [52:23]
5. March Madness Preview with Bill Raftery
Timestamps: 82:06–113:46
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Bill Raftery on Tourney Energy:
- “Turning the page is the biggest thing for these kids and coaches... Each [phase] brings a different personality.” – Bill Raftery [82:35]
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Rowdiest Fans at MSG: “St. John’s is good, obviously... UConn’s got to be another one... Villanova probably would be the third.” [84:02]
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Coach & Ref Stories, Hurley Bros.: Hilarity on Bobby joining Danny at UConn and legendary sideline personalities.
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Big Ten Analysis: Thoughts on Purdue, Michigan State, bubble teams, physicality, Nebraska’s promise, and the need for post scoring.
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“Onions!” and March memories:
- “I do think there’s an evenness around the country that, you know, the first weekend, there’s going to be great games...” — Bill [98:59]
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Raftery’s Coach Stories: From Rick Majerus ordering all appetizers, to after-hours drinks with coaching legends.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Moment |
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| 05:04 | Hank | “If they lost first round of the conference tournament, you said 100% they’re in.” |
| 06:42 | Big Cat | “March Madness, to me, is the greatest thing we do as a country.”|
| 24:08 | PFT | “Nobody’s more upset about this than me. That is definitely the thing you say when you’re not upset.” |
| 38:30 | PFT | “Mark DeRosa, you were 3-0 going into that game... I would not trust Mark DeRosa...” |
| 31:53 | Big Cat | “Powder blue as a color is a cheat code. Put it on anything and it looks good.” |
| 59:42 | Vinnie Pasq. | “It’s pretty cool to get some baseball over there... to help build some development culture.” |
| 67:33 | Vinnie Pasq. | “I’ve never been more nervous standing at first base with nobody on base, winning by eight runs in my life.” |
| 83:56 | Bill Raftery | “...people thought the [Big East] league was down, it’s still very competitive...” |
| 98:59 | Bill Raftery | “I do think there’s an evenness around the country that... there’s going to be great games...” |
| 112:53 | Bill Raftery | “I’m not giving up on Houston... There’s just something about this Houston team...” |
Additional Highlights
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Hank’s Dominican Republic Love: Hank professes a strong rooting interest for the Dominican Republic in the WBC, leading to a classic group roast (“Dude, I like to be entertained... The Dominican team is electric,” [44:17]).
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Fyre Fest of the Week (115:47+): Each panelist catalogs the week’s personal headaches, including Hank’s flat tire, PFT fear-injecting himself, and Zach discovering Chicago’s river (“I may have wasted several months inside of my apartment,” [133:28]).
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French Hours Discovery (131:03+): Big Cat & Max get overexcited about a movie set’s “French hours” — no lunch break, but food constantly available.
Important Segments & Timestamps
- 02:57 – 18:29 — NCAA Bubble, Bracketology, and Conference Tourney Breakdown
- 20:27 – 34:41 — NFL Free Agency Updates
- 36:45 – 47:02 — World Baseball Classic, Team Italy
- 47:41 – 55:15 — Bam’s 83-Point NBA Game
- 58:29 – 80:25 — Interview: Vinnie Pasquantino
- 82:06 – 113:46 — Interview: Bill Raftery (March Madness Preview)
- 115:47 – end — Fyre Fest of the Week, French Hours, Offbeat stories
Tone & Language
The show is fast-paced, irreverent, self-deprecating, and loaded with pop culture references, group inside jokes, and recurring bits (“This is March,” “put ‘em in,” “onions!”). The banter is playful but anchored by genuine sports analysis.
TL;DR
PMT dives deep into Conference Tourney Week and March Madness fever, debates NCAA bubble chaos, roasts NFL free agency and WBC managerial gaffes, and chats with WBC folk-hero Vinnie Pasquantino and legendary hoops voice Bill Raftery. Notable for lively debates, high-volume sports nerdery, Italian-American pride, classic PMT bits, and a healthy dose of self-owning Fyre Fest woes.
Recommended Segments for Non-Listeners:
- Conference tournament debate & Miami-OH/Auburn bubble [02:57–09:40]
- NFL free agency drama [20:27–34:41]
- Vinnie Pasquantino’s tales of Team Italy, Italian pride, and espresso-fueled heroics [58:29–80:25]
- Bill Raftery’s all-time coaching stories & March Madness wisdom [82:06–113:46]
- Fyre Fest of the Week: everyday disasters and camaraderie [115:47–end]
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