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Sports Radio 610 presents live from the West Point Lincoln and West Point Lincoln of Sugarland Studios. Here's Pain and Pendergast. Scott and I during the break just came to the conclusion that there's no choice. We have to pender pole this. This Tate Tet that you and I got into in the previous segment. B. Scott thinks that Vrabel bringing a puppy dog to a press conference is worse than Joel Embiid bringing his kid to a press conference.
Seth Payne
Much worse.
Jim Pendergast
Much worse.
Seth Payne
Much worse to me because to me it's more deliberate. I think that the child thing, it could be on purpose. It could also just be how Joel Embiid gets there. Some people get down. I've seen children at press conferences before. Now I want to be clear. I think it's inappropriate either way. It ain't really for me to decide it's not my kid, but I just. I don't think it's appropriate either way. Whether it's a positive a win, a loss, you're going to get scrutinized or not, I just don't think it's great. But it's up to that parent to do whatever they want. I don't think it's that big of a deal. What is the dog thing to me is a clear and obvious deliberate attempt to PR the dog.
Jim Pendergast
Mike Rabel has been through a lot. What if it's a support dog? What if it's an emotional support dog and he has to carry that out over the course of the rest of his life?
Seth Payne
I'd like to be the journalist that goes, hey, Mike, what's the. What? Ptsd. What are you suffering from?
Jim Pendergast
Have you looked at the. Was it the tabloids the last five months?
Seth Payne
What's the trauma?
Keenan Thompson
Look at the.
Jim Pendergast
Have you looked at the tabloids? Dude, Rabel having to carry a support dog around under his arm at training camp would be hilarious because there's no more hands on. There's no more hands on head coach than Mike Vrabel.
Seth Payne
Right.
Jim Pendergast
He puts on that linebacker vest.
Seth Payne
Yeah.
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And he gets in there and does the drills with guys.
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Seth Payne
He'll go out there and bleed with you.
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Can you imagine it?
Seth Payne
It comes down to it.
Jim Pendergast
Having to do that with, you know, with. With the dog underneath his arm or
Seth Payne
Rabel going over to DeAndre Hopkins, like, hey, DeAndre, can you hold my dog?
Jim Pendergast
Yeah.
Seth Payne
Can you hold my dog while I battle with the offensive lineman?
Jim Pendergast
Yeah, that's. That'll be the job DeAndre has. You know, I don't really want to coach, but if you need someone to hold your dog when you do linebacker drills, I'm your guy.
Seth Payne
Just the visual. The video of Vrabel handing over the little pup to DeAndre Hopkins.
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Seth Payne
These two guys with these massive hands, just palming. Palming the little pup. Palming the little pup.
Jim Pendergast
Dismissing the possibility that it's an emotional support dog for a guy who's been through a lot.
Seth Payne
No, it's inflicted.
Jim Pendergast
That's the part. Yeah.
Seth Payne
It's like, why, though? Why is it that you are a former linebacker? Slash. Like, just badass defensive player who used to do car crashes. Human car crashes. And the. The most trauma you've had in this game is the summer where you get revealed as a philanderer.
Jim Pendergast
Right, right, right. Okay, so I've got the Tony Romo mug shot in front of me right now. Headline, Tony Romo busted for OWI in Milwaukee. Operating while intoxicated.
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Not operating on a person. I think Tony Romo would be the last person I'd like to see as the. As the ether kicks in. Here we go, Jim. Yeah. You're getting ready for an important surgery.
Seth Payne
It's a triple bypass.
Jim Pendergast
The last face you see is this one right Here. Yeah. So, no, he was operating a motor vehicle. He failed a bunch of sobriety tests. Apparently, Tony Romo did.
Seth Payne
With that face? No way.
Jim Pendergast
We. I asked you this question earlier. I cannot remember. I. I'll be honest with you. When I see these celebrities get DWIs and things like that, I'm not somebody whose mind goes, oh, like rubbing my hands. I can't wait to see the body kit now when the body cam comes out. I do enjoy watching it from time to time. You know, some are more entertaining than others. This is the first one I can think of in my life where I am going to be hitting refresh on TMZ to see when this thing drops. Tony Romo is. He's. He's so off kilter on these broadcasts. I can only imagine what failed sobriety tests look like for him.
Seth Payne
Yeah. So just assuming that Tony Romo is on the air when he's doing these CBS broadcasts, that he's sober when we're listening to him on the regular. What does. To your question, what does he sound like when he's unable to properly operate a vehicle?
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Seth Payne
When it's bad enough for him to be failing sobriety tests, to taking mug shots where he's looking like that.
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Seth Payne
Getting charged and arrested and all of that. Like what? What does that version of Tony Romo look and sound like? And then what does that version of Tony Romo look and sound like when confronted with the possibility of going to jail? That.
Jim Pendergast
Do you think that as he was doing the test, that he was looking around for Gene Steritor, trying to find out what the rules are?
Seth Payne
Gene?
Keenan Thompson
I don't know.
Seth Payne
Gene. Gene, what do you think?
Jim Pendergast
Gene, Are they allowed to ask me to stand on one leg and recite the Alphabet backwards?
Seth Payne
Gene, there's only one. All right, Jim, there's only one way to find out. How many times did Tony Romo's voice crack in this encounter with the police in Wisconsin?
Jim Pendergast
Tony Romo seems like a super nice guy. His performance as a broadcaster has not been to the level it was that earned him 18 million a year. And he earned that. He was really good his first couple years, and it feels like his performance.
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Yep. It's. Keenan.
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That's digitallocalads.com OK people, line starts here. Dropped off. I, I thought this, you know, I don't. They've got several years still left of Tony Romo on that contract. Multiple years still left and he is making big money. He's the best thing to ever happen to guys like Troy Aikman and Chris Collinsworth and other A list guys who are on A teams for their various NFL media contracts. Yeah, Tony Romo reset the market. So that was really cool for them. But I wonder if there's any sort of clause in his contract like CBS has got to be looking for an opening here with Romo to like not have to pay him $18 million. I feel, I just feel like his performance has gone backwards. And, and I would also say J.J. watt would never.
Seth Payne
Yeah, I, I was.
Jim Pendergast
J.J. watt would never.
Seth Payne
Just gonna say that.
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Dot dot.
Seth Payne
Not only would J.J. watt never. Which I think is the most important
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part here, especially in Wisconsin.
Seth Payne
Yeah. Of all places.
Jim Pendergast
J.J. find a way to get out
Seth Payne
of that Wisconsin's native son. Like one of their best to one of their best products. Like you figure if there are guys
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Tony Romo's from Wisconsin, we should point that out.
Seth Payne
Right.
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But you figured he'd be on this list too. Like J.J. watt, Tony Romo, a current athlete. Tyrese Halliburton. Like there are certain guys that are.
Jim Pendergast
How many did Brett Favre get away with back in the day?
Seth Payne
Yeah, like Wisconsin heroes should be like how bad must it have been? Did you hit a stop sign, Right. Were, were there pedestrians that barely escaped your wrath?
Jim Pendergast
Can you imagine because of this? Can you imagine if they. They're like, okay, we have body cam, so we've got to do something to test you. So this is what we're going to do. We know, Tony, that you're the lead analyst on cbs. We're just going to give you some really easy NFL questions and all you got to do is answer them and, and we'll let you go. And they ask him things like, who's the quarterback for the Buffalo Bills?
Seth Payne
Oh, come on. And he's asking for Gene.
Jim Pendergast
Can I call Gene?
Seth Payne
Tony, Can I call Jim?
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Nathan Peterman.
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Seth Payne
Yeah. Is Ryan Fitzpatrick still there, Dude.
Jim Pendergast
Yeah. Tony Romo.
Seth Payne
Nah, that's. That's not great. Well, I would point out too though, since you mentioned jj, not only would he not do this, but Tony Romo started getting all that money and became their top guy.
Jim Pendergast
Yeah.
Seth Payne
Before JJ retired. Right. Before JJ became what he is now as a broadcaster. And I think very quickly, very promptly, J.J. watt became very good at this. And I would say, like, objectively, not just because I'm a Texans fan or. Cause we know JJ a little bit and all that and covered him and all of that. I think JJ is just better at it than Tony Romo.
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So could this be a reason with that on top of this?
Jim Pendergast
That's my point.
Seth Payne
Be a justification for. You know what, Tony, we've appreciated you. I guess you're still going to get your money or whatever it is, however the contract lays out. But we're going to make JJ our top guy.
Jim Pendergast
This is the tricky thing about this though. If you're talking about moving a guy from the B team to the A team and B team is not an insult by any means when it comes to this. We're talking about CBS and they've got like seven announce crews. You're number two. And J.J. watts been doing this for like, you know, two years.
Seth Payne
Right.
Jim Pendergast
Really A year plus a game.
Seth Payne
Because he was in studio first.
Jim Pendergast
He's in studio first year.
Seth Payne
Yeah. Right.
Jim Pendergast
And even on that was on a part time basis.
Seth Payne
Yeah.
Jim Pendergast
J.J. has gotten really good at this really fast. And so the thing I would hate though would be for them to break up J.J. watt and Ian Eagle, you know, like if. Because if you, if you did a move to the A team and we're totally speculating here, like, we're probably way out over our skis.
Seth Payne
Yeah. But.
Jim Pendergast
But I think we both like JJ better as an announcer than Tony Romo. So it's fun to kind of kick around a little bit and stop driving drunk. That's what I would say. And then we won't talk about it. Yeah, but. But Jim Nance probably isn't going anywhere as the A team guy. And I just. I don't know. I like Iron Eagle and J.J. watt have such good chemistry together. And I think Ian Eagle is in the. I think he's the best that CBS has. Him and Kevin Harlan, I think are the best that CBS has. And so I would love to see them as a team collectively bumped up. Yeah, I think Jim Nance is still really good.
Seth Payne
I do too.
Jim Pendergast
I enjoy Ian Eagle and Kevin Harlan a little bit more. You are.
Seth Payne
You are preaching to the choir.
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I think that a. An Iron Eagle, J.J. watt, Wally Pipping of the Gym, Nance, Tony Romo combination, can you imagine? I would be absolutely fine with. Nobody's asking me and I'm not the TV executive expert or anything, but that's just my personal preference. I would prefer both of them over the A team that they have now.
Jim Pendergast
Nance already feels like he's a little annoy by Tony Romo during broadcast.
Keenan Thompson
Oh, yeah.
Jim Pendergast
Can you imagine if Romo became the reason that they, as a parent got bumped down to the B team and they bumped up Iron Eagle and J.J.
Seth Payne
watt and he stuck with like Texans, Jags games. Yeah. You know, AFC south games as opposed to whatever the. You know, the three o' clock.
Jim Pendergast
JJ's. Is JJ undefeated on Texan games. As a commentator.
Seth Payne
I believe he is.
Jim Pendergast
The one time I saw JJ at a game this past year was at the. We were coming out of the two different elevators in the lobby after that comeback against the Jags.
Seth Payne
Yeah.
Jim Pendergast
And it was funny because JJ was saying to me, like. Cause they do. He does interviews like on CBS hq. I think he does like different post game interviews on different CBS platforms to talk about the games.
Seth Payne
Yeah, they were motor, man, he was
Jim Pendergast
like, man, he's like, I had all my. I had all my material ready to go and then the Texans pull this fourth quarter comeback. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, that's called tearing up the rundown in our business. Yeah, there's a tear up the rundown moment.
Seth Payne
Tearing up the rundown for writers having to hit control, alt delete on your whole story that you've had pre written ready to publish when the clock hits zero. He's really. That's the business.
Jim Pendergast
He's really good. He's really good at what he does all right. Payne and Pendergast B. Scott in for Seth Payne. Coming up next, let's circle back to the Rockets. All right, so the the NBA off season now is finally settling in a little bit here. We'll probably get a schedule pretty soon. What exactly are the Rockets right now on the board and of the of the future, LeBron James matchups, which are the ones we as just NBA fans in general are most excited to see. That's coming up next. I'll tell you who I'm excited to see every time I get to go see him.
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Episode Title: Tony Romo was arrested in Wisconsin
Date: July 27, 2026
Hosts: Seth Payne & Sean Pendergast
Podcast by: Audacy
This episode of Payne & Pendergast centers on the breaking news that former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and CBS lead football analyst Tony Romo was arrested in Wisconsin for Operating While Intoxicated (OWI). The hosts weigh in with their trademark mix of serious sports analysis, irreverent humor, and local Houston angles. They also riff on a viral moment involving Mike Vrabel bringing a puppy to a press conference and debate the state of NFL broadcasting teams—particularly the futures of Romo and J.J. Watt as lead network analysts.
[01:25 – 04:00]
[04:18 – 13:59]
On Vrabel’s Puppy:
On Tony Romo’s OWI:
Gene Steratore Riff:
On Broadcasting Future:
This episode blends real-time reaction to a significant sports-media controversy (Tony Romo’s arrest) with broader conversations about sports broadcasting and locker-room culture. Seth and Jim (filling in for Sean) dissect Romo’s future, poke fun at offbeat press conference optics, and highlight the ascent of J.J. Watt as a media personality. Their verdict: J.J. is poised to take over, and with incidents like Romo’s, that might happen sooner rather than later.
Quote to sum it up:
Jim: “Stop driving drunk, that’s what I would say. And then we won’t talk about it.” [11:51]
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