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Piers Morgan (0:00)
Ugh.
Depop Advertiser (0:00)
You said you were over him, but his hoodie's still in your rotation. It's time. Grab your phone, snap a few pics and sell it on Depop. Listed in minutes with no selling fees. And just like that, a guy 500 miles away just paid full price for your closure. And right on cue.
Braden Peters (Clavicular) (0:17)
Hey, still got my hoodie?
Depop Advertiser (0:18)
Nope. But I've got tonight's dinner paid for. Start selling on Depop. Where taste recognizes taste list. Now with no selling fees, payment processing fees and boosting fees still apply. See website for details.
Piers Morgan (0:31)
What do I call you?
Braden Peters (Clavicular) (0:32)
I usually just go by Clav. If you want to keep it chill,
Piers Morgan (0:35)
Clav, let's keep it chill.
Braden Peters (Clavicular) (0:36)
You're with the number one looks maxer. You know, maybe some of it could be attributed to charisma. To generational run. Would not have been possible without the looks.
Piers Morgan (0:45)
You mentioned your charisma. What? Another phrase is jester maxing.
Braden Peters (Clavicular) (0:49)
Self deprecating humor. You know, someone cracking an egg on their head and saying, oh, look at me, I'm such an idiot or something in front of girls.
Piers Morgan (0:58)
I might argue that I'm mogging you right now.
Braden Peters (Clavicular) (1:01)
Go for it. Him never having with a woman. You were trying to make him look bad.
Piers Morgan (1:05)
All I said to him was, do you think you'd be less intense about everything if you just got laid? I was doing a bit of jester maxing. You were in a van singing along to Heil Hitler. Do you regret doing that? Every so often there's a trend or a craze which makes many reasonable people want to turn off the Internet, possibly forever and live in a deserted barn. And my cortisol certainly spiked. What I read very recently about luxmaxing, which it's the catch all term for a male only regimen of intensive grooming. For the purposes of maximizing, in their view, physical attractiveness. Measures may include fillers, facial implants, tongue exercises, or even smashing in your own face, breaking bones to make it look more chiseled. Braden Peters, better known as Clavicular, is the world leading looks maxer. He was recently profiled in in the New York Times, no less. And he joins me now. Clavicula. Welcome to Uncensored.
