
Hosted by Rose, Samantha, and Malika · EN
Two Stargate superfans and one (maybe) fan-in-the-making watch every episode of Stargate. We laugh. We cry. We rate. If you love Stargate but can still appreciate its absurdity, this is the podcast for you! We also throw in some politics and dick jokes.

O'Neill is head-sucked by an alien device and starts speaking in tongues. Hammond decides the best course of action is to allow him free reign over the base while waiting for his inevitable demise. But all's well that ends well. (Explicit)

We will be back soon!

SG1 stumbles into the NID's evil web of lies while investigating a missing hood ornament that somehow controls the weather. We discuss what kind of evil tool Mayborne is and MTG's Jewish space lasers theory makes a cameo. (Explicit)

Sigh. Another one of those episodes that is a tad problematic in the cold light of 2023. On the one hand, solid effort to do better after Emancipation. On the other hand, definitely not better enough. Also, hard pass on the gill-faced aliens. (Explicit)

In the conclusion of this 2-parter, Sam's dad goes Tok'ra and we get some warm fuzzy moments. And (surprise, surprise) we still can't let the shocking heteronormativity of a supposedly gender-fluid society go. (Explicit)

SG1 finally encounters the Tok'ra, a resistant subset of the Goa'uld with a preference for burlap and evening wear. Sam grapples with Jolinar's feelings, O'Neill sulks, and we definitely discuss Tok'ra orgies. (Explicit)

Teal'c turns into a giant fly. One of those episodes that really shouldn't have been. We discuss where this one went wrong. Hint: when someone suggested an episode where Teal'c turns into a fly. (Explicit)

We will be back next week with another episode of Probing the Wormhole. In the meantime, we are cooking up something spectacular...

Family drama abounds! Daniel wallows in self-pity while his traumatized wife gives birth. Sam tells her dad to back off and then cries. This one is a bit of a downer. (Explicit)

SG1 travels to Chulak to rescue Teal'c's son, but they soon learn that Teal'c's wife is shacking up with his former friend. Cue jealous rages all around and some child torture to boot. (Explicit)