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Jonathan Goldstein (0:48)
Today's number, 2,500%. That's the increase in build a bear stock over the last five years. Ed. Adam gave Sally three flowers and one stuffed animal. Kristin gave Sally five flowers and two stuffed animals. What does Sally have?
Ed (1:04)
Eight flowers and three stuffed animals.
Jonathan Goldstein (1:05)
She has cancer, Ed. She has cancer. She has cancer, Ed. You could be a little bit more empathetic. She has cancer. That's good. Oh, he's back. How are you, Ed?
Ed (1:32)
I'm doing well. After that.
Jonathan Goldstein (1:33)
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and based on the fact you were late, can't seem to, like, literally get your head out of your ass right now. Literally. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are not a morning person.
Ed (1:45)
I can be a morning person. I can be a morning person.
Jonathan Goldstein (1:48)
You need NAD treatments. You know I've been doing those, right?
Ed (1:50)
But they're quite expensive. I've heard. We were doing some research on these NAD treatments. It's like, what is that, like 300A Paul.
Jonathan Goldstein (1:57)
Head, head, head, head. I don't go to the fucking Walmart of NAD infusions. I have this nice Brazilian woman. They're always single mothers who are really attractive, and they show up in figs and they couldn't be nicer. And they sit with me for an hour and a half. And I think part of the reason you think it's working is it makes you so fudgeing, nauseous. You're like, well, there's got to be something good here. But I do find it keeps me kind of crisp. Crisp and clean. All right.
