B (2:27)

People love complaining because they paid for something. It's like the Karen Jean.

A (2:31)

They paid for something. I was complaining last night. I was so. Okay, we'll still leave all this in because it's gonna be funny.

A (2:39)

I was so mad. I got the Destiny 2, like, Star wars expansion because I'm so. That's such an elder millennial that I haven't played Destiny 2 in years. But I'm like, oh, but I can get the lightsaber.

B (2:50)

Is there lightsabers in Destiny 2? Destiny 2. See?

A (2:54)

See, you are unk. See, you're.

B (2:56)

I am unknown. You're welcome. Yes.

A (3:00)

And last night, I was being so mad because I couldn't figure out, like, how to go anywhere. And I was like. I was like, this is where video games. This is where the technology is, like, pass me by. Like, I can't figure out how to join up with another person. And, like, the mission is too hard. I'm getting killed on my own, but I can't figure out how to, like, invite another person. I did this, like, looking for group thing, and it found two guys. They were yelling at me in the chat. They were like, start the quest. Start the quest. And I couldn't. And I was so mad. I was, like, ready to write Bungie a letter. Being like, you got to make it. You got to make it easier to, like, use your products.

B (3:34)

Yeah. It's always intimidating with those MMOs where it's like, there's a guy who's just like. He's been playing for, like, 12 hours a day, and he has, like, a dedicated bucket for when he has to. When nature calls, you know, he's just grinding, and they expect you to be as good as they are. And it's like, I'm just. I'm just figuring this out, man.

A (3:52)

I couldn't even figure out how to, like, equip an ability. It was like a menu within a menu within a menu. I was just like, menu within menu within ui. Within hud, within, like lobby. Within social space. Within. I just, it was too much within, like, which chat filter? Like, there's only so much that I can do. And I started to feel like maybe games were like starting to phase me out.

B (4:17)

Yes. You're getting unked out of the competitive multiplayer stuff.

A (4:22)

I'm getting unked out.

A (4:25)

Okay. And that'll be the cold open. And then it'll go.

A (4:58)

If you're hearing this, well done. You found a way to connect to the Internet. Welcome to to the QAA podcast premium episode 315. Alien ant farms and space communists. As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rockatansky, Liv Aycar and Travis View.

B (5:15)

Folks.

A (5:16)

It's happening. With disclosure just over the horizon. All types of former government contractors are stepping forward to offer what they know on Reddit. This time it's a former energy weapons specialist warning us about the upcoming beam war against the ants. So I hope everyone is well.

B (5:34)

I'm not following. I have no clue what's going on. This disclosure, which is the aliens disclosure, is aliens. Okay.

C (5:43)

Yes. The idea that it's high time for the government to finally admit they know aliens are real. They've been hiding from us and they have secret alien technology and they knew it the whole time. They just have to admit it.

A (5:54)

Why won't they admit it?

B (5:55)

I see, I see.

A (5:57)

And there's this documentary that I think hopefully if everything goes according to plan, we'll be doing an episode on very shortly called the Age of Disclosure that like even my normie friends are kind of texting about being like, wow. Like, wow, this is, it's really it. There's sort of a general consensus among the homies that like, disclosure is kind of on the horizon. And for one homie, like, that's also the rapture. I have a diverse group of friends.

B (6:24)

I feel like aliens are like the safest kind of edgy conspiracy theory. It's like this safe, edgy equivalent of when people like are racist towards Italians. Yeah. Where it's like, well, no, this is the easiest way to do conspiracies without people being mad at you. Because it's like, well, that'd be cool, I guess is if aliens for real. And it's not quite like flat earth, which is like ridiculous. Like it's kind of mystical and like, I mean, maybe.

A (6:47)

Yeah, yeah. There's no fighting in that group chat, oddly enough. There are no arguments. It's just kind of yes anding and like wows and couple like, you know, sort of eye open emojis and it's.

C (6:58)

Also, it's like, it is kind of quaint. They say, like, it's like the government is corrupt and they're covering up the truth. It's like we're really.

B (7:04)

About what?

C (7:04)

About how aliens are real. It's like, oh, that's actually kind of nice. Of all the things that could be. They could be corrupt about. You know, that one's. That was, that was, that was not so bad.

B (7:14)

Doesn't really show your politics. Yeah. You know, like, if you're like, oh, the government is lying about, like they actually have evidence of like minorities being inferior or something, it's like, well, I know this guy's politics. Wow. This is. There's only really one type of guy who can believe that that's a thing the government could 1 know and then 2 lie about. But aliens, it's like, I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Okay, okay.

A (7:36)

There's so many conspiracy theories that like a family member or friend could bring up, could bring up that would immediately tell you what their politics are. But aliens. Yeah, I've got. I know both, I know both on, on political sides of the spectrum. So anyways, yes, this, this came from that same, that same group chat where, where I was asked to check out this Reddit post. And at first I was like, oh man, this is like. And, but then I saw how many upvot. There was like all of these comments and it was 7,000 words. So I was like, oh, I kind of, we kind of got to do an episode on this. And, and it basically alleges that space communism is real and that that is the real cover up.

B (8:12)

True, I agree. Now, see, see, look, it can be. I, as I said, it could be very far left, very far right. It's hard to. Jay Posadas was a weird, like, Trotskyist, I think, who's Argentinian and he thought that, he thought that aliens were real and it was a part of his plan for communism, as far as I remember.

A (8:29)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, this is like that. So this is. Yeah, I know there's some people on the Patreon. Well, I know there's one person on the Patreon that I'm hyper focused on who's like, tired of Jake, like premium content. And like, we listen, we read all the comments, we're going to try to switch it up. But like, today is not that day. Today is story time with Jake and we're going to go deep into space communism. The ant aliens and the alleged Reddit whistleblower that is finally emerging from the shadows to tell us all about it. You've been listening to a sample of a premium episode of the QAA podcast. For access to the full episode, as well as all past premium episodes and all of our podcast miniseries, go to patreon.com QAA Travis why is that such a good deal?

C (9:12)

Well, Jake, you get hundreds of additional episodes of the QAA podcast for just $5 per month. For that very low price, you get access to over 200 premium episodes, plus all of our mini series. That includes 10 episodes of Man Plan with Julia and the Nanny, 10 episodes of Perverts with Julian and Liv, 10 episodes of the Spectral Voyager with Jake and Brad, plus 20 episodes of Trickle down with Me Travis View. It's a bounty of content and the best deal in podcasting.

A (9:42)

Travis, for once I agree with you. And I also agree that people could subscribe by going to patreon.comqaa well, that's not an opinion, it's a fact. You're so right, Jake. We love and appreciate all of our listeners. Yes, we do. And Travis is actually crying right now, I think out of gratitude.

C (9:58)

Maybe that's not true. The part about me crying, not me being grateful. I'm very grateful.