Transcript
Liv Agar (0:00)
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Jake Rockatansky (0:32)
If you're hearing this, well done. You found a way to connect to the Internet. Welcome to the QAA podcast premium episode 314 chemtrails, journo romance and Maca Disney. As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rockatansky, Liv Agar and Travis View Nuzzy Lizza Maga Disney Chemtrails. Folks, the world is getting weirder and weirder as human brains begin to wilt and grow mold. Perhaps we didn't water them enough. Perhaps some of us watered them with Diet Coke, monster energy and electrolytes instead of classic H2O, which would explain why some of us are so much more powerful than others.
Liv Agar (1:17)
That's true. I knew there was a reason why I should have drank in like monster energy as well as taking Vyvanse during. During my undergraduate degree.
Jake Rockatansky (1:27)
Careful, folks. She's reaching unprecedented levels of efficiency of anxiety. She's wound tight, high strung. She could snap. So I feel like all the, like, all the time that, like the wild. That wild, like desperate, sort of like Tim and Eric style of humor that seemed so over the top, like 10 or 15 years ago is like, kind of where I'm at all the time. Like, Liv, you were saying you just walk around going like, nazi Lizza, Nazi Lissa.
Liv Agar (1:58)
I do, yes.
Jake Rockatansky (2:00)
It's like, yeah, I just like, revert back. There's a video of my brother, my younger brother, from when he's like 2 years old, and he's like. It's like, you know, like a old style 90s or, you know, 80s handycam, and he's walking around singing the Ghostbusters theme, but he's like 2 years old, so he's just walking around going like. And that's how I feel now. I just feel like I'm walking around with bunnies and clowns in my head at all times. It's like I've used an alt to generate a small shield around my brain, but it's a shield on the inside that's sort of keeping everything from coming in.
Liv Agar (2:37)
Yeah. My current emotional regulation 1. I can't remember if I mentioned this in the other premiere we were doing was saying, I'm such a fat fucking chud. I walk around my house, I'm cleaning just by myself, and I'm like, I'm such a fat fuck. I'm such a fat fucking chud. It feels great, folks. I feel great. We all feel great giving you these wonderful pieces of information. If you feel bad listening to them, imagine it's your whole life.
Jake Rockatansky (3:03)
Imagine saying them because it's your experience.
