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Megan
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Megan
Seth Rollins goes from having a vision to having an army. CM Punk does everything except apologize. Bailey is the number one contender for the Women's Intercontinental title. The judgment day has beyond fractured and oh yeah, Dan Howen is on the show. This is the Raw recap on WWE Now a WWE and Fanatics original production. Oh Megan, where do we begin? Where do we begin? Like so many weeks, I think we begin exactly where we ended. I love that on Monday Night Raw. Let me ask you this. You sat with it for a week. I feel like everywhere that I went over the last seven days when the conversation of WWE and professional wrestling came up, people were talking about this face to face that we got last week between Roman Reigns and CM Punk and fans were asking in a real way, did Punk go too far? Was the was the line about Roman's dad either out of line? Was it in bad taste? Was it uncalled for based on where the conversation had been before that line was uttered? And tonight the chickens come home to roost. That is the conversation that permeates Monday night Raw that surrounds CM Punk. CM Punk is aware of it. And the Usos are those chickens that came home to roost, first of all, after sitting with it. Because obviously we, we, we instantly react to what we see. These are all feelings, emotion. But then you get home, you think about what you saw, you think about maybe you rewatched some of your favorite segments on Raw. How did the line last week that CM Punk said to Roman Reigns about Roman Reigns late father, Sika Wild Samoan, how did it sit with you?
Co-host/Fan
Look, I thought CM Punk won the war of words, but I thought it was a cheap win. I thought that CM Punk went to a place that maybe it wasn't necessary for him to go to. But then as I'm digesting throughout the week, I'm thinking about CM Punk's past, I'm thinking about Roman Reigns past. And I do recall a time when Roman Reigns brought up Cody's dead father.
Megan
Well, listen, I mean, first of all, maybe, but, but, but, but does one justify the other? Does one.
Co-host/Fan
You did it first so I can do it second, to whom?
Megan
To who then? Not to. I did it to Cody.
Co-host/Fan
That's Cody's cross to there separate set of circumstances.
Megan
And you know what Cody did in response? He took the world title away from Roman Reigns. He finished his story in a bloodline rules match in front of the final boss in all of Roman Reigns, his family. Cody Rhodes used that to take the WWE Championship away from Roman Reigns. The thing that defined Roman Reigns and to create this forever moment at WrestleMania 40. I don't think that it feels like an excuse for CM Punk to say, well, Roman did it, Roman did it first. And it was yeah, yeah, two years ago to somebody else, Roman did it. So today I can do it. Now listen, I do think that CM Punk is an expert at pushing buttons.
Co-host/Fan
Psychological warfare too.
Megan
Yes.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah.
Megan
I've never seen anybody get in somebody's head and push buttons the way that CM Punk does. There is never. I mean, historically there's never been anybody that blurs that line more than CM Punk. There's never been anybody as you're setting up a wrestling match that you start to feel like there is real tension with like CM Punk. And I think that that's, that's the expertise that he's drawing out. I think that, that CM Punk is aware that here's what has been established and you're right about the Dusty thing. But I think even more so, what has been established is that say whatever you want about Roman Reigns and CM Punk said A lot about Roman Reigns tonight as well. Yeah, narcissistic. But when he says doesn't care about the business, doesn't care about the business, doesn't care about the fans, cousins, that's where I go. I don't think so. I don't think that's true. Because if there's one thing that has bothered Roman Reigns, always, if there is one kryptonite that Roman has is that you don't disrespect his family. It's the same way the Rock felt on the way to WrestleMania 40. The one thing you don't do is disrespect the family. I think CM Punk knows that CM Punk was talking tonight about coming up and spending time with afa, Roman's uncle in Philadelphia. In Philadelphia.
Co-host/Fan
Not making much money, getting some gas money every now and then from afa, getting a hot meal from afa.
Megan
But being around AFA than being around his son Samu and bringing. And he even brought up Lance Anoa, like being around that family. He knows what that family is. He knows what he was doing last week.
Co-host/Fan
And I love when Punk did this, right. Because since Punk's returned at Survivor Series two plus years ago, we've seen a certain version of CM Punk. Now CM Punk brings up his history with Offa, his history with Roman's family, and it does sort of paint the whole picture of CM Punk and how deep his issues with Roman Reigns go and how far back they stem.
Megan
That's right. That's right. And just as he was saying, explaining, because he almost. He really did come to the ring with that awareness CM Punk did of how fans responded to what he said last week. He came to the ring with an awareness, and he said he didn't know how the audience was going to respond to him in Seattle.
Co-host/Fan
And Seattle was singing his song.
Megan
Well, it's tough with CM Punk. CM Punk is a huge star, one of the most popular superstars of all time. And when that music plays and CM Punk looks at his watch and tells you it's clobbering time, it's tough not to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
And also, I mean, of all people to say, man, CM Punk said something that might have crossed the line. It's CM Punk. If you have ever been a CM Punk fan, all he's ever done is said things to cross the line. That's. That's his mo. And just as he's saying, though, he lowered himself to Roman's level, here come the USO's Jackie Redmond. Had talked to them backstage earlier in the two. Two hours before Punk was even out there. And they said, you know what? Maybe we do have something to say about that. Maybe there is something that I'd like to say. And the USO's come out and they confront CM Punk. Now. I think Jimmy and Jay, USO were both pretty upset with Punk.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, they weren't eating. They were. I mean, they made their way to the ring rather quickly.
Megan
Oh, yeah, yeah. There was business on their mind.
Co-host/Fan
Yes. And Jay, I mean, we talk about Roman telling a story with his face. Jay had anger all over him.
Megan
I mean, to the point where it looked like he forgot where he was.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, it looked like there was steam coming out of his ears.
Megan
Yeah, yeah. They saw his neck.
Co-host/Fan
I was getting a little antsy. Yes.
Megan
Nervous?
Co-host/Fan
Yes. All of the above.
Megan
Uncomfortable.
Co-host/Fan
Anxious.
Megan
Anxious. And he's sitting there, you know, And Jimmy is always the cooler one. You know, Jay, whether it's for. Whether it's glee, whether it's joy, whether it's anger, whether it's intensity, whether it's whatever. Jay leads with emotion, always has. That's one of the things that I think connects Jay so well.
Co-host/Fan
The audience responds to it.
Megan
The fan base. Yeah, I think that's right. And Jimmy is the cooler head. I feel like Jimmy is the one that kind of says, okay, here's the issue. Punk even called it out. Jay came in hot. Jay came in wanting an apology. And I, man, I don't know what Punk was thinking. When Punk goes, roman sent you out to do his thing, you get like.
Co-host/Fan
Like again, he's pushing those buttons because he knows family and he's pushing.
Megan
But do you think Punk hates Roman so much and wants to teach Roman a lesson so much that he's able to take these guys who he says are his friends and use them as pawns? Because that's what you talk about. Roman being a politician and Roman being a chess player. It seemed to me like CM Punk was saying, my relationships be damned. I'm going to use Roman's cousins as. As pawns in this war against Roman Reigns. Or do you think that it's because he doesn't like Roman Reigns? Or do you think I just thought of this last week, Roman goes to Punk. My cousins. Tell me what you say in the locker room.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, that line I'd been really thinking about.
Megan
Do you think Punk at that moment goes, oh, cuz, here's the other thing about Punk. He'll cut off a friend if he realizes this is not a loyal person? Yeah, Right. Do you think that the reason why Punk was not really in relationship saving mode tonight or even close to it. Do you think it's because he's using them as pawns against Roman? Or do you think it's because that he caught. He caught that shot that Roman threw out there and he said, huh? Huh? Is that what the USO's are saying behind my back?
Danhausen
Huh?
Co-host/Fan
Noted.
Megan
Maybe they're not my friends.
Co-host/Fan
Noted.
Megan
Do you think that that was it?
Co-host/Fan
That's what I think, yeah. 100%.
Megan
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
Because that was a line that I think all of us were questioning. Like, are they really saying that?
Megan
Right, right. But. Or is Roman getting in Punk's head? You know, Jimmy took over and explained to Punk, you know, he said, I got respect for you, Phil, when he
Co-host/Fan
dropped the legal name.
Megan
And we know that's what Roman was doing to get under. I mean, My son is 9 years old.
Co-host/Fan
I perked up when Jimmy said that.
Megan
Yeah. Because. Because my 9 year old son is watching last week's thing, last week's interaction when Roman starts calling Punk Phil at nine years old, he's going, oh my gosh. Like, he understands the level of disrespect that is happening. And there's not an accident that Jimmy goes, phil, we respect you. Oh, really? You respect me enough that you call me Phil on Monday Night Raw. Is that how much you respect me, Jimmy? And I'm going, okay, okay. There's a lot.
Co-host/Fan
He's spitting on somebody's shoes.
Megan
It is. And no, I would never want anybody to spit on my shoes.
Co-host/Fan
No.
Megan
I'd be so angry at them. I go, well, that's one person that's not my friend. I do. I like my shoes. I don't like other people Spit on them.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah.
Megan
You know, that's when Punk starts to explain afa. And it's really interesting because Punk went on this diatribe where he said everything except, I'm sorry, first of all, he said, I don't even think se can hear us anyway. I'm not spiritual like that. And it's like, that's not helping, bro. That's not helping. Like, you are disrespectful to our family, something that, you know, we hold dear.
Co-host/Fan
Not only were you disrespectful to him last week to Roman Reigns, but now this week you're saying, well, he can't hear us.
Megan
Right, Exactly.
Co-host/Fan
I don't believe he can hear us. I don't believe he can see us. Why does this even matter?
Megan
Right? I know you guys just out here because Roman told you, instead of being like, hey, I acknowledge, for lack of a better term, that this is also your family.
Co-host/Fan
Hey, maybe I went a little bit too far.
Megan
That's your uncle that I'm talking about. Right? And this is, this is a notoriously close knit family that stays together. But no, Punk does everything. He says every word in Merriam Webster's dictionary except I'm and sorry won't, won't do it.
Co-host/Fan
No.
Megan
And then Jay, that's where Jay takes it back over and makes it like,
Co-host/Fan
no, you need to say you're sorry.
Megan
This is what we need to hear from you and Punk. Oh, Punk. Oh, the button pusher that he is. He goes for that, you know, embrace. Before he says the words. He gets the embrace. Then he says, I'm sorry but four. That's it.
Co-host/Fan
I'm sorry, four. Four.
Megan
I'm sorry that Roman Reigns doesn't respect you. I'm sorry that I'm sorry. And then he called them Roman. That Roman Reigns treated you so poorly during the whole rise of the bloodline and has you two convinced that you still have to come out here and be as young boys. And it's like, dude, to look at the USO's who are the most, I mean, they've multi, multi, multi, multi, multi time World Tag Team Champions, okay, redefine the tag team division, took the tag team championship, brought it to the main event of WrestleMania. Split up. Jay becomes the world heavyweight champion at WrestleMania.
Co-host/Fan
At WrestleMania, making Gunter tap.
Megan
He has worn the same title that CM Punk is wearing. The Usos are absolute legends that stand on their own. And CM Punk called them young boys to their faces. And so, I mean, this didn't feel like wwe. This didn't feel like wrestling. This felt like public school in New York. Jimmy USO just punched him in the face and that was all it was. It wasn't a pull apart brawl. It wasn't. It was Jimmy USO going, oh, really? Jay pushes him and then boom, Just a pun. Punched him right in the face.
Co-host/Fan
And I love Punk's facial expression after Jey USO punched him in the face. I mean, he's sitting there, you know, almost with a smirk, right?
Megan
He earned it. Yeah, he earned it.
Co-host/Fan
I was asking for that.
Megan
Yeah, I had it coming. I'm willing, I'm okay with it. Yeah, punch me in the face. I'm keeping this title and I'm going to drive you guys crazy. People ask the question. CM Punk said what he said last week. We have all these weeks to go until WrestleMania. If he's already gone this far, where is it going to go from here?
Co-host/Fan
We're going further.
Megan
We are already seeing the evolution. What does this family, what does this Samoan dynasty look like as we get closer and closer to WrestleMania, especially with Roman Reigns back next week. Before we get to everything else that went down on Monday Night Raw, this episode is brought to you by WWE 2K26. You know, we spend every week here on Raw Recap dissecting the rivalries and the title hunts. But in WWE 2K26, the show never stops transforming you from an audience member into the ultimate decision maker. Step into the ring and run the world's greatest show. With the largest roster in franchise history, we're talking over 400 playable superstars and legends. From the Rebellious Attitude era icons to today's undeniable champions, this year's game is truly unmissable. Embrace the unexpected with brand new match types like I Quit, Inferno, Dumpster and three Stages of Hell matches. Stack tables, break the rules and turn up the chaos. Control your universe, craft your legacy and show the world what you're made of. Yes, March 12th. You can pre order WWE 2K26. It's all available now. Very, very exciting. Very, very exciting.
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Megan
Also exciting was tonight opening the show. Adam Pearce opens this show and one thing you know for sure is when Adam Pierce asks for something, that's exactly what we're not getting on Monday Night Raw. One thing we know is that if Adam Pierce Scrap Daddy shows up in that ring and says this is what I want to happen, we know that's the one thing that is definitely not happening on Monday Night Raw.
Co-host/Fan
1,000%.
Danhausen
There's no way.
Megan
It's just not going to happen. Hey, Seth, I'd like you to please stop wearing a mask. Seth's like, what if me and also 180 other guys were wearing masks?
Co-host/Fan
I love it because the beginning, like, a couple of weeks ago, right when more masked men started appearing, you were saying, oh, I don't know. WWE shop must have got all these. These masks outfit. Mask outfits. But I'm not kidding. Seth Rollins is.
Megan
He bought a gross of them, docked up a gross of masks. I mean, here. It was so crazy watching this all happen and watching these masked men just. Just appear from every side of the arena.
Co-host/Fan
Were you immediately doing, like, in the Santa Claus when they have everybody line up all the Santa suits and you're trying to recognize which one's which.
Megan
Which one is the actual one?
Co-host/Fan
I'm trying to figure out which one is Seth Rollins. I'm, like, immediately body scouting, looking at all of the eyes. Where is Seth? Where is Seth? As they all start moving, I'm analyzing their moves. Which one is. They all move so fast, and then
Megan
they start mixing each other up on purpose. Like somebody's, like, shaking them all together, like, moving as one for Seth Rollins. I mean, in my mind, I go, okay, Seth Rollins has been stripped of the vision. He got beaten out of it. I thought, he's coming back with no friends. I didn't realize that this dude, when he says he's a visionary, when he says he's a guy who can assemble a group. We have seen Seth Rollins assemble multiple groups throughout his time in the wwe. There's a reason they call him an architect. The one thing I didn't see coming was that he would just show up with, I mean, dozens and who knows how many there actually are of anonymous soldiers. I mean, this is like this. This is like the Dark Knight Rises.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah.
Megan
And Seth is just staring at one of them going, they're gonna expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. So one of us is gonna have to go down all these.
Co-host/Fan
And these men are willing to go down for Seth?
Megan
Absolutely. This army to give up of the vision, to come back with a full army by your side is amazing. I thought Seth was going to have an uphill battle to climb, But Seth returns to a WWE where the vision has been lessened in terms of numbers.
Danhausen
Yes.
Megan
There's only two left on the show,
Co-host/Fan
and Seth didn't even have to take him out.
Megan
Well, he took out Heyman. Yes, he took out Heyman, that's for sure.
Co-host/Fan
Took out Heyman and then La Knight Kidnapped him.
Megan
La Knight kidnapped him. That was very, very helpful. He did a Grand Theft Auto too. But, I mean, he's got. You could bring back every member of the Vision that's ever existed. Seth Rollins still has the numbers. Like, it is a wild thing seeing on this show the Vision that has always played the numbers game. Always played the numbers game. Always played the numbers game. That's the one game they can't play anymore. Now, Seth Rollins doesn't appear to be aligned at all with the Usos or with LA Knight, whatever that problem is with the Vision. Appears to be a separate problem than the Seth Rollins problem with the Vision, because the Vision comes out going after Seth Rollins and they can't get him because they don't know where he is. There's all these anonymous masked men just existing. Like these people just exist to cause confusion so that you can't get your hands on Seth Rollins. Adam Pierce is telling you what, what, what Seth is doing is unacceptable. Seth is not medically cleared. He's saying that Seth, you, you, you, you've been successful this time. You were successful that time, but at some point you're not going to be successful, and then there's going to be no more Seth Rollins. And Adam Pearce can say that all he wants, but when you got 30 masked men watching your back, willing to do anything for you, who don't even prioritize having an identity for themselves, they're just. They exist to protect you. It seems to me like if I were picking one guy's plan, I'm picking Seth's plan.
Co-host/Fan
Yes. Without question.
Megan
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, Seth is more than prepared. Right?
Megan
Yes.
Co-host/Fan
Has all of these people working on behalf of him.
Megan
Yes.
Co-host/Fan
Protecting him, doing whatever it takes to make sure that nothing can happen to Seth Rollins.
Megan
Right.
Co-host/Fan
And then when Seth Rollins eventually does take off the mask. Oh, my gosh. All of Seattle singing his song.
Megan
And they went nuts for him.
Co-host/Fan
Insane.
Megan
They went absolutely nuts for him.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, I assumed Seth was one of the masked men, I would hope. And when the masked man stepped forward, that was Seth unveils it. The, the reaction is unmatched.
Megan
They erupted. Yes, they erupted for Seth Rollins. He's got them in the palm of his hand again. Seth Rollins, as as much of a pedestal as that guy is on, he's still grossly underrated. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's wild. And, and I think a lot of people feel like they can, like they know kind of where this is going.
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
But every time Seth shows up, it goes in a different direction. Nobody can quite pinpoint where this is going to end up. You kind of get around, but nobody can get that specific pinpoint on where this is going to end up. Seth and the masked men disappear. Now here comes LA Knight, who's got a problem with Logan, Paul and with Austin Theory. They attempt to use the numbers game against La Knight. But then here come the USO's, and once again, the numbers game isn't working in the Vision's favor. And at a point you've got to ask, like, what's the vision? It was so clear a month ago.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, what's the vision? You know, without Bronson Reed and without Bron Breaker and without Paul Heyman. But last week when Paul Heyman was around, I said, oh, maybe the Vision is Logan, Paul and Austin Theory. Now that Paul Heyman's gone, I have that question. What's the vision?
Megan
And here's the question, right? Is there a focused vision? Or when it's Logan, Paul and Austin Theory, is it the blind leading the blind who's running things? If it's Logan Paul, is he ready? Is Logan Paul there? I know the point of the vision is that he's getting there and he's going to get there. Is he there now?
Co-host/Fan
Is. We've seen it in matches, but is he there to lead a group? Great matches, great matches.
Megan
That's not what I'm talking about.
Co-host/Fan
We're talking about leading.
Megan
Being the future.
Co-host/Fan
That's right.
Megan
Being the guy who's in control of the show. From the beginning of the Vision, it was all about getting Seth Rollins the title. Because with the title becomes the power of being the guy in charge of the show and being the guy in charge of the company who can shape the company into the vision, which is
Co-host/Fan
the vision of the future.
Megan
Yeah, we're saying the same thing.
Co-host/Fan
Vision of the future.
Megan
Right? Is that there right now?
Co-host/Fan
Right now?
Megan
Right now?
Co-host/Fan
I don't think so.
Megan
Well, I think there's a lot of visions for the future, and a lot of people are trying to figure out exactly what they are. Some are more confusing than others. I'm very happy because today on WWE now, we have scored the very first interview since his arrival in the wwe, being born out of a crate with Danhausen. We go now to our our guest on this week's WWE Now Raw. Recap. This is very exciting. Welcome to wwe. Now for the very first time, the one and the only Dan Housen. Danhausen, how are you?
Danhausen
I'm very nice. Very evil. How are you?
Megan
I mean, I can speak for myself. I'm great, Megan.
Co-host/Fan
Fantastic.
Megan
That's great. That's great. Danhausen. How has life been? It's been, you know, a couple of weeks now in the wwe. How are you getting used to. How are you getting used to WWE life?
Danhausen
It's been great. Been very busy. I've been. I am a. What is it? Monday Night Raw legend, and I am a Friday Night smackdown legend. So it has been quite nice. I've been very busy, very evil. I have been top of the merchandise sales. Who the thoughts. Well, Danhausen would have. And, you know, I've been cursing some foes and I've been trying to make some friends, but we're seeing how that goes.
Megan
Yeah. I mean, look, that could be. That could be tough. Anywhere you go. Do you find that. That without a specific home. You've popped up on Raw, you've popped up on smackdown, you've popped up on Elimination Chamber. Do you feel like the general managers are courting you? We've been seeing a lot of that lately with free agents.
Danhausen
What do you mean? Sending me to jail?
Megan
No, no, not like. Not like a legal court. I meant courting like. Like wooing you. Like wooing you. Right?
Danhausen
Yeah, wooing me. Yeah, I like that. That's nice. Yeah. They should give me championships if they want to do that in more money. And also, I've already said this, but I need my face on the side of the trucks.
Megan
Yeah, you did well. Yeah. The list of demands as I have them and tell me if I'm missing anything, is face on the side of the trucks a championship of some type. A blimp, personal camera boy and assistant.
Danhausen
You're not gonna get that.
Megan
An assistant. And hall of Fame this year specifically, of course.
Danhausen
We got Demolition, we get Stephanie McMahon, we've got AJ Styles with his beautiful hair. What more could you ask for, Danhausen?
Megan
That's what I understand that you got your finger point picture with Triple H. What was the. What was that interaction like?
Danhausen
I think he didn't want to be cursed, so I think he just gave in immediately. Someone probably gave him the heads up on what would happen. He also probably watched Monday Night Raw and saw what happened to Dominic.
Megan
Yeah, that did. That did follow Dominic. It did. Well, listen, yeah, he lost the championship, which I didn't think he was ever going to lose the championship, but the
Danhausen
curse did it to a painter.
Megan
He does. Yeah. No, that's. He'd probably appreciate you doing that, too. Yeah, I mean, on smack. After you. You did curse Dom, obviously you didn't get along great with the judgment day. You then went over to smackdown and it looked like you didn't curse the Miz. You threatened to curse the Miz. Do you. Do you feel like. Do you feel like there could be something building, like the Miz as your mentor? Is that a potential reality?
Danhausen
Well, yeah, yeah. Speaking of reality, he had a reality television show. And Danhausen needs his own reality television show or a cartoon or something. But I think the Miz can help Danhausen. General, if you know this, he's very famous. He is one about 47 championships in this company. I think all of them.
Megan
Yeah.
Danhausen
He's main evented WrestleMania. He's defeated the tip top of Superstars. So who better to learn from? Who's to argue with Danhausen about this? No, he has everything. He's done it all. Who better to teach Danhausen how to become. I already said I was a legend, but even more legendary.
Co-host/Fan
Hall of Famer, hopefully.
Danhausen
Hall of Famer, Maybe.
Megan
Maybe this year, Two months, like a month and a half.
Danhausen
You say maybe.
Megan
You said maybe and Megan said maybe this year.
Co-host/Fan
I was the list of demands, but I don't know if there's an update, like, has the blimp arrived yet?
Danhausen
No, not yet. I'm still waiting for it, but. What. I will not curse you. We do need to get on this list, though, because there is more stuff that needs to be done that has not been done yet. And it's been a week.
Megan
Yeah, I was going to ask you that. I mean, do you not find that patience can be a virtue? You know, a lot of. A lot of Superstars, it takes them many, many years, many years to accomplish these things. And for you to just kind of show up a foreign entity to a lot of the WWE universe and just. Just kind of be demanding all this stuff. Feels a little quick. No.
Danhausen
No, I don't think so. I'm Danhausen.
Megan
I didn't think of that.
Danhausen
Give me my things. Wanna be cursed? Yeah, See, that's the thing. You come in here, you kick in the door, you, there's a new sheriff in town, is what you say, and then you make your demands, and then it already worked once, and I just need to get it to work about 10 more times. Unless I keep adding to this list, which I probably will.
Megan
Yeah, yeah. And obviously it's working as far as merchandising goes, which is, I mean, you know, no surprise to any of us that. That have loved that Danhausen for some time. I wanted to. I wanted to ask you about your debut. First of all, this. This crate shows up two weeks before the elimination chamber. Were you in the crate for two weeks?
Danhausen
Yeah. Well, absolutely. Where else would I have been?
Megan
I.
Danhausen
You know what? Someone else.
Co-host/Fan
There was the coffin in the crate as well?
Danhausen
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
How was there enough room? There was a coffin inside the crate as well. And then there were several dancing women. Was everybody in the crate the entire time line?
Danhausen
Next question.
Megan
He didn't like the question. He didn't like the question.
Danhausen
I gotta be careful.
Megan
Yeah. No, you have been a bit of.
Danhausen
A.
Megan
Bit of a hard nosed reporter on this one. Which. How did you feel. The next question. How did you feel the Chicago crowd responded to you?
Danhausen
Oh, it was Thunder of supplies. He was great. I came out and they yelled, yes, finally, Danhausen has arrived. And I could hear each and every one of them hop off their seats and get up and applaud and say, up yours, Dracula. Danhausen did it first because Danhausen shipped himself in a crate across the seas first. But it was to wwe. It was not the last voyage of the dementor, or whatever it's called.
Megan
Were you surprised that Michael Cole didn't quite know what to make of you giving him that jar of teeth?
Danhausen
Well, you know, I don't expect everyone to get it right away, but I was quite rude to Mr. Wade Barrett. I had some bad news for him, if you will. I said, I don't have any gift for you. Up yours.
Megan
I can see.
Danhausen
But I gave it to Michael Cole because he's been around for a long time. He's earned it.
Megan
That's right.
Danhausen
And I hope he uses it well.
Co-host/Fan
Do you carry those teeth with you everywhere you go?
Danhausen
Yes, but unfortunately not right now. They're in the other room. He doesn't bring me on the spot too many times.
Megan
Yeah, this is very gotcha journalism on your part, Megan.
Co-host/Fan
I wanted to know about the teeth. You've been bringing up the teeth.
Danhausen
Some sort of headline. Gotcha.
Megan
That's right.
Danhausen
What are they called?
Megan
The clickbait. Megan loves clickbait. Yes. Yeah. Danhausen is. I mean, he's a little too smart for your. Your gotcha journalism, Megan. He's. He's been around the block a couple of times. Where are you from, Danhausen? Where are you? Where. Where's. What do you got there?
Danhausen
Oh, my eyebrow.
Megan
Wow.
Danhausen
Very long. It is where I get all my power. You have one?
Megan
I got an. I got. Yeah, I got a couple. So where. Where are you. Where are you from? You said they ship the crate. Where. Where did the Crate come from? Where do you. Where do you make your residences?
Danhausen
Well, none of your business. What do you want fans showing up at my house?
Megan
That's a fair thing.
Danhausen
You're gonna show up at my door, ask for an autograph, Sam.
Megan
No, I wouldn't do that. I would. And I didn't mean to dox you right here in front of everybody.
Danhausen
Trying to though. I'm from someplace far away and that's all you need to know.
Megan
Do you have. Do you reveal your age?
Danhausen
Well, you know, I'm about 22. 32 years, John. 22 years, young man here.
Megan
I didn't know then. That's the thing. I mean, you move and act like a. Like just a kid from the block, but. But you never know. You could be a thousand years old. Like Dracula. You know, I just. I feel like people don't know and I. Yeah, that's right. Danny from the.
Danhausen
Less like Dracula, more like Jenny from the block.
Megan
That's right. That's right. Did it bring a warmth into your heart when Triple H tweeted out the phrase welcome to the big dance? Housing.
Danhausen
Yes. And then I replied, it's time to play the game. Housing.
Megan
Yes you did. Yes, you did. Do you have. As a, as a, as a. As a wrestler, do you have goals in the wwe or is it more. Are you more demand oriented than gold?
Danhausen
Oh, no, no. I've got goals. I need to be on wrestling mania.
Megan
Okay.
Danhausen
Also, I hear about this Money in the bank briefcase and I think, you know, that's a nice little bonus because you open it up, it's full of cash, I would presume so I really want to win that guy because then it's like a bonus payday for Dan House filled with money. And then I can go spend it on things you can buy. PT Cruisers and all the likes.
Megan
I forgot about your PT Cruisers.
Danhausen
Do you want to tell them about the nice. You know, they're fast like a Corvette.
Megan
Ah, yeah, but they're.
Co-host/Fan
I don't know if it.
Megan
You want to tell them about the briefcase?
Co-host/Fan
There's not cash in the briefcase.
Danhausen
I don't believe that for a second. It's called Money in the bank briefcase.
Megan
Oh, that is right.
Danhausen
Gotta be something.
Co-host/Fan
Well, there's a contract in there that you can cash in for a championship.
Danhausen
Cash it in, you take it to the bank and you say, give me my money.
Megan
Yeah, that's right. That's 100% right.
Danhausen
That's championships, WrestleMania, money in the Bank. I think that's good goals. I would like more action figure Too.
Megan
Oh, a Mattel maybe that's just outside related.
Danhausen
So I guess I do not answer your question.
Megan
Oh, no, yeah. No, no, no, but you did. You did answer the question. I mean, speaking of, of. Of. Of action figures, merchandise, things like that, when you're thinking about. I don't know if you're a big video game enthusiast. Dan housing. But who, who would. Who would be your. Your dream opponent or dream match if you could turn any WWE 2K matchup into reality? And can you kind of paint a picture of what that match might look like?
Danhausen
Oh, I think I'd like to team with Roddy Piper. Ooh, that would be good. Yeah. What are two bubble gums and we're all out of curses or whatever he says. That's exactly that cold. Steve Austin versus Dan Housing in a hair versus hair match. Making Balder shave his goatee too.
Megan
Wow.
Danhausen
What else we got? Rock the Dwayne Johnson. I should beat him, I think, and do the people's elbow. But we'll curse him first. We'll do the pose first and then the elbow. What else you got, Pepsi Phil? Good old CM Punk. I think I could beat him and take back my finishing maneuver, which is released the rights to. I've released the lights back to him now that I'm here. Paid me a hefty fee. Yeah. What else? I think I've list them off. Wrestle some legends. Great.
Megan
Yeah, no, I think that that all would be very good, especially with all the match types they have. It could be an Inferno match, a coffin match.
Danhausen
Danhausen the powerhouse, right? Versus Andre the Giant in a hell in a cell. Inferno match, Thanksgiving food Street fight on smackdown.
Megan
Oh, I would love that. I would love that. When do you think we'll get to see Danhausen in the ring?
Danhausen
There was a bang and now he's frozen.
Megan
Oh, ask the question again.
Co-host/Fan
He didn't hear it. You got to ask it again because he didn't hear you.
Megan
Danhausen in the ring. When do you think. When do you think we'll get to see you having a real match on Raw or smackdown or I hope soon.
Danhausen
So far I'm just going through and cursing some photos, trying to make some friends, possibly setting up some matches so I can win. And then that gives me more money and then it gives me more likely chance to get on the truck.
Megan
The truck is really. What is it about the truck that is it just sort of seeing your face that large or. Why is that so appealing to you?
Danhausen
I think that's good because if I get on the truck and then people see me on the truck, they'll know who Danhausen is. They'll take a picture of my face and Google me. And then also the truck. I should be on the sphere in Las Vegas.
Co-host/Fan
Mm.
Megan
The whole sphere.
Danhausen
The whole sphere should be Dan housing. And also in Times Square, we should have Dan housing in every corner. What. What are some other landmarks that I can put my face on?
Megan
The pyramids.
Danhausen
Pyramids.
Co-host/Fan
Maybe Mount Everest.
Megan
Mount Everest.
Danhausen
Danhausen to the side of it. That's good. That's really good. Put me on the New York subways as well, so you cannot escape me.
Megan
Oh, that's smart. That's smart. You just never know.
Danhausen
Put me on Big Ben. And sometimes when it's this way, it'll look like a mustache.
Megan
That's fun. That's a lot of fun. I feel like Danhausen. It feels like the WWE Universe has really started to come around on you and kind of. Of get you. I think that the. The thing about Danhausen is you're much more logical than anybody else is in terms of.
Danhausen
Yeah, I'm really, really smart. I'm a genius.
Megan
Yeah. Yeah.
Danhausen
Some would say a genius.
Megan
I would. I would say that.
Co-host/Fan
I wanted to ask about the blimp. I found it particularly interesting because, you know, most people are asking for private jets. But why did you. What is. What's the fascination with. With a blimp?
Danhausen
Well, I think it's giant. You could put my face on the side of it or the front of it with my name, and I can go above sports events such as WrestleMania. And then, you know, everybody can see it. Private jet moves too fast. You need it slow because it's an advertisement for yourself. It'll help me take over the world.
Megan
There's not that many people who have a handle on cursing foes and marketing.
Danhausen
And also not that many people own a blimp. I would be one of the few.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, that's a good point.
Megan
That's a. That. Yeah. That's a huge. He's that guy with the blimp. Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah. It's a good year. And that's about it.
Megan
That's it. Nobody else, really, at this point, you
Co-host/Fan
know, to get into, you know.
Megan
Yeah. Yeah. That could be very, very exciting. Well, Danhausen, we. We. We really. I, for one, am thrilled that you are here, that you are in the wwe. It feels like you are already creating a whole new dynamic. The wwe. I think the very foundation of this place has. Has shifted and changed since you arrived. I don't think we've ever had A force quite like Danhausen in this company. And I think that it's. I think that it's for the better.
Danhausen
Yeah. Creating a legion of Danhausen fan housings of Danhausen.
Megan
That's right. That's right.
Danhausen
I want more people to show up with Danhausen face in the audience and chanting, we want Dan housing every single time. And when Danhausen's done on the screen, they asked, where's Danhausen? It'd be great.
Megan
So you're thinking. You're thinking that you show up and then whenever. And when you're on the screen, people are happy. And then whenever Danhausen's not on the screen, maybe everybody asks, where's Danhausen?
Danhausen
Where's Danhausen? We want Danhausen. Something of that sort. They can chant it throughout the arena. It would be great.
Megan
No, that sounds. Would you do that, Megan?
Co-host/Fan
Of course.
Megan
Maybe on this podcast, maybe we'll come off the interview and say, hey, where's Dan housing?
Danhausen
Yes, you should do that because I would be gone.
Megan
That's right. Well, Danhausen, we appreciate you being so generous with your time, especially when you're on your quest to, well, get money and titles and hall of Fame and. Do you know? Do you know, before we let you go, if you are to be put into the class of the. Of the 2026 WWE hall of Fame, who might induct you?
Danhausen
Oh, my.
Co-host/Fan
Who?
Danhausen
Let's see. I like the Undertaker. He looks pretty evil. I think the Undertaker would be good. He's also been handing out these congratulatory congratulations to people that they're in the hall of Fame, so who better?
Megan
That's a. That's a great point. That might actually be where you start. I would just start going up and down the halls looking for the Undertaker.
Danhausen
Yeah. Maybe I should find where he lives and knock on his door and say, hello. Induct me. Maybe you'll knock on my door and just say, I'm here to induct you.
Megan
I don't know.
Danhausen
You'll never know.
Megan
We won't until it happens. And it's bound to happen. Yes, Dan, but who better?
Danhausen
Who more evil?
Megan
It'd be perfect. A lot of people might say you are like a modern day undertaker.
Co-host/Fan
Wow.
Danhausen
I think he's going to beat you up for saying that, but I'll try to stop him. Thank you.
Megan
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. And I appreciate you giving us this time here for WWE now. And yes, thank you very much.
Danhausen
You're welcome. Thank you, both of you, and have a nice day. That's. Well you know, not my catchphrase, but have a good time. That's my catchphrase.
Megan
Well, there you have it. Thank you very much, Danhausen. And what do we always say?
Co-host/Fan
Have a good time.
Megan
Have a good time.
Co-host/Fan
Have a. Have a good time. I'm having a good time.
Megan
We have a new catchphrase. It's good because he's probably gonna want more merchandise, more shirts, more monies. This is, you know, I mean, listen, Danhausen above all else knows this ain't show friends, it's show business. We're here to make money. Did you see him trying to convince everybody at the merch stands today to buy Danhausen merch?
Co-host/Fan
I did see that, yes.
Megan
He went up to the merch booth and made sure that this is. This is what he's here for. He's here to be a star. And honestly, who's going to stop him? Who's going to stop him?
Co-host/Fan
Nobody. Not with blimps. Not with his face on the truck. No hall of Fame this year. It's going to happen.
Megan
You think it is?
Co-host/Fan
Why not? I think Undertaker is getting ready.
Megan
Why not? You want me to answer?
Co-host/Fan
No.
Danhausen
Okay.
Megan
All right. Good for you. Good for you.
Co-host/Fan
You know, keep that one to yourself. All right, that's fair.
Megan
That's fair. No, I asked you and you answered. Asked and answered. I want to tell you, though, we got a big, special Holiday coming up. 3:16 day is coming up next week and we are ready. Wait till you see what I got for you. We are so ready. Okay. I got my Stone Cold Steve Austin. Okay, okay. He's got the cooler. He's got the. He's got the. The personal beverages. Look at this, look at this. My Stone Cold Steve Austin mug.
Co-host/Fan
You're gonna be hydrated with that.
Megan
Oh, you know I'll be hydrated. I got my blood from a stone hoodie. Yes, of course I got my blood from a stone hoodie. You know that. You know that. Look. Austin 316 shirts. Here's one for the best. I'll keep one for me.
Co-host/Fan
Think I'm a large. So offensive.
Megan
All right, there's a medium one for the crew. Everybody gets them. And the camo to give the camo to the crew. Everybody gets it because it's 316 day. It's coming up next week and we are ready. We'll be rocking our Austin 316 tees.
Co-host/Fan
Hell, yeah.
Megan
And you can gear up to it. WWE shop or fanatics. That's a very good impression. With the latest 316 day items. Look at Those new shirts available now. Also, aside from 316 Day, you can celebrate all your new champions at WWE Shop and Fanatics with the new Penta and AJ Lee replica side plate box sets.
Co-host/Fan
Why'd you point at me?
Megan
They're available now, so grab yours today. I figured you would want the AJ Lee side plates for your Intercontinental Championship replica.
Co-host/Fan
I'm gonna keep the Becky ones.
Megan
All right, well, you can. The rest of you. Meg is not gonna do it, but the rest of you, scoop them up. Now. WWE Shop and Fanatics, of course, we saw that Danhausen did. Indeed. We didn't. We. We got into the overall cursing, but he cursed Grande Americano because Grande Americano didn't want to work with him. And so he cursed him. And all of a sudden, that was original Grande Americano. All of a sudden, it was contemporary Grande Americano that shows up.
Co-host/Fan
I think he's just going by El Grande Americano.
Megan
I know, but I call him original and l l. I call it contemporary. It's easier for me to remember contemporary. See, this is original Grind. Original Grande Americano. He gets cursed. Now, there might. I might have seen.
Co-host/Fan
I like that. He tried to take off. Danhausen tried to take off Original's mask.
Megan
Right, right. Dan hasn't talked about his mask. Yeah, I might have seen Rao and Bravo Americano hanging out behind them, but I'm sure that's unrelated to the curse.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, they're just. They're backstage.
Megan
Right.
Co-host/Fan
At the show, too.
Megan
This is mainly curse related, so I don't know. I don't know what happened to this grinding Americano.
Co-host/Fan
I saw what happened last time Danhausen put a curse on somebody.
Megan
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
Wasn't good.
Megan
Terrible. It's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life.
Co-host/Fan
We're gonna have to talk about that later, too.
Megan
Oh, we will, we will. We will. However, even with all that cursing, which generally we don't like cursing, but even with all that cursing, contemporary Grande Americano unsuccessful. Penta after a fantastic promo, rallying the crowd.
Co-host/Fan
I cannot be behind Penta.
Megan
You have to be. You have to have zero miedo. You have to.
Co-host/Fan
Yes. You can't have any fired up.
Megan
I mean, retains the Intercontinental title. Great match.
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
Great match with Grande.
Co-host/Fan
It was amazing.
Megan
But I don't know who's taking that title from Penta.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, after that promo, too.
Megan
Forget it. Forget it. But you are right. I mean, you brought it up. The. The curse that occurred last week.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, it's tough because Dom's not the IC champ anymore. He's Only got one belt.
Megan
He's only got the one.
Co-host/Fan
And it was kind of a tough night for your guy. Dom, I actually. I've been really excited to sit down and talk to you about this, because I don't know how you're feeling about Dominik Mysterio after his actions tonight on Raw, because he was. He was sort of a. Sort of a spoiled brat.
Megan
Based on what.
Co-host/Fan
Based on what he did to Finn.
Megan
What did he do to Finn? Finn kicked him in the head.
Co-host/Fan
I mean,
Megan
it was very strange.
Co-host/Fan
Finn was just trying to have an honest conversation with Dominic, was trying to give him some tough love, which we all need from time to time, just like Rey Mysterio was trying to do, having a parenting moment, deliver some tough love to his son that he's trying to help grow and blossom in his business. And Finn Balor also looking out for Dominic Mysterio. But Dominic Mysterio, no, no, no, no, no. He can't take criticism. He can't take tough love. What does he do? He fits and he moans and he pouts and he gets help from his friends to beat up Finn Balor, who
Megan
is Finn Balor to Dominic Mysterio, who's
Co-host/Fan
supposed to be his brother, his family member, but I guess that means nothing for Dominic Mysterio.
Megan
They are in the judgment day together,
Co-host/Fan
their judgment Day family.
Megan
Who is.
Danhausen
Who is.
Megan
Who is Finn Balor to act like he is some kind of. Of. Of. Of mentor? Father, why is it that we just. I mean, we literally.
Co-host/Fan
Ballard changed, you know, arguably the entire industry.
Megan
Okay, does that mean he can go around telling everybody how they should live their lives? He's a great wrestler.
Co-host/Fan
He's looking out for Dominic.
Megan
You go and be like, oh, now
Co-host/Fan
that I'm a great wrestler, tell your brother, like. Like, I'm looking out for you every now and then. Maybe not every day. Every day it's nagging, but every now and then, you got to deliver some tough love.
Megan
Can you imagine if I walked in that control room right now with our producer and started talking to them like I was their father here, I'm here to give you some tough love. They'd be like, hey, how about you get the. You know what?
Danhausen
Out of here?
Megan
Okay? This is disrespectful, what you're doing. You have crossed so many boundaries, and
Co-host/Fan
then the whole control room would beat you up.
Megan
They should. If I walked in there like I was their dad. Yeah, I would hope that the whole
Co-host/Fan
control room with the 619 with the hammer and the foot.
Megan
Yes.
Co-host/Fan
That's what they should do.
Megan
Casey McDonough, he would go in and they would all. Yes. They would all destroy me. Yes, yes. And they. And you would think that because I've overstepped boundaries. Because I've way overstepped boundaries. We literally just had a conversation about CM Punk bringing people's family into it. Finn Balor bringing up Dominic Mysterio's father, who Dominik Mysterio, has, in a very raw, emotional way, been open about the fact that he did not have a great childhood.
Co-host/Fan
So tough.
Megan
He had to. Wow. He had to grow up with a DB Dad. You know what that stands for?
Co-host/Fan
Deadbeat dad.
Megan
So you heard it too?
Co-host/Fan
I did.
Megan
That's exactly right. So you know that it's true. You said deadbeat, not me.
Co-host/Fan
From Dominic's perspective, it's a deadbeat dad, but.
Megan
Well, I would imagine he's the one who's the son of him.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, there's also the argument to be made that. Can you imagine if Dominic's just a spoiled brat?
Megan
Were you there when he was growing up?
Co-host/Fan
No, I wasn't.
Megan
Okay, cool. Do you feel like if you were 8 years old and your dad put your custody up in a ladder match against Eddie Guerrero, that you might have some childhood trauma? Do you think that you would do well with that, or do you think maybe not?
Co-host/Fan
I saw Dominic on SportsCenter, and he was talking about child abuse.
Megan
Yes, I saw that.
Co-host/Fan
I don't think it qualifies as child abuse if you're.
Megan
I think it was. First match. I think it was first take.
Progressive Insurance Announcer
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
First take. Yeah. I don't think it qualifies for child abuse if you're, like, in the middle of a wrestling match.
Megan
Okay, well, I didn't know. I mean, this is. Now we're. Now we're just picking that straws here. What I'm saying is Finn Balor shows up and says, you know, maybe your. Your deadbeat dad was right. You're. You're. You're. You're spoiled. You know what? And it's like, number one, you're gonna talk about my family. Number two, you're gonna talk to me like I'm a child. Well, first of all, when the.
Co-host/Fan
Doesn't even have family because he left his family because his dad was a deadbeat dad and the next day took him in.
Megan
Thank you for admitting his dad was a deadbeat dad.
Co-host/Fan
So now he's turning on the rest of his family?
Megan
No, his family turned on him because when he went to them for support, they just stood there. JD Tried to help, but he said, hey, I changed my mind. I'd really like that hammer. Okay, I've changed my mind. I would really like to have the hammer. And, like, if that's your brother, you're just like, look, okay, fine, I'll give you the hammer. You know what I'm saying? Like, be cool, bro. That's what you would do. You don't go tough love. Can you imagine if your bro. First of all, I'm not your bro. But can you imagine if your bro was like, no, I'm not giving you the hammer for tough love. I don't want tough love. I want a hammer to retain this intercontinental title right now.
Co-host/Fan
Supposed to be a homie.
Megan
That's exactly right. I thought you were the homie. Go get that hammer real quick. And JD's like, say less. And Finn Balor's like, no, we're not getting the hammer. And he's like, dominic's trying to just hit that with a hammer real quick.
Co-host/Fan
So from your perspective, you think there was a little jealousy from Finn?
Megan
It's very possible.
Co-host/Fan
Okay?
Megan
It's very possible. There's a reason Finn Balor wanted to teach Dominik Mysterio a lesson. When the reality is Finn Balor is a super cool dude. But you don't think hanging out with Dominic makes you cooler? I mean, I'm a super cool dude. If I was hanging out with Dominic all the time, I'd be even cooler. That's all I'm saying.
Co-host/Fan
The most shocking point of the Judgment Day attacking Finn Balor was that even J.D. mcDonough sided with Dominic.
Megan
Well, let's not say the Judgment Day attacked Finn Balor. Cause that's the way Michael Cole might have painted it on commentary. But he's got his own biases, and we all know that. I saw it in an award show ceremony one time. You can't deny that I did.
Co-host/Fan
You can't deny that I did see that.
Megan
Okay?
Co-host/Fan
You know, it was an earned backseat.
Megan
Well, then I'm saying maybe he's using. If you believe in those biases, maybe they popped up here again. Because last I checked, there was just a little kerfuffle, maybe a little push. Okay? Finn's the one who turned around and Pele kicked him. He. Pele kicked him. Can you imagine that? You're just kind of pushing back and forth and the homie Pele kicks you. Now it's on. Like, what are we doing here?
Co-host/Fan
Give you the hammer.
Megan
He did first. He didn't give you the hammer to defend your Title like a homie. Then he Pele kicks you, and it's like, at that point, bro, once that Pele kick gets dropped, now it's JD. JD McDonough.
Co-host/Fan
J. Day.
Megan
J. Day McDonough. And he's going, am I going to align myself with the family? Liv is obviously staying with.
Co-host/Fan
Dom has to.
Megan
Raquel is staying with Liv and Dom.
Co-host/Fan
Yep.
Megan
Am I going to stick with this family, or am I going to go with Finn, who's over here so hard trying to teach lessons that he won't give the homie a hammer? And then he just Pele kicked him and brought up his deadbeat dad like that.
Co-host/Fan
I think JD made a business decision. He's like, look, this guy's got a title. This guy has all the tricks up his sleeves.
Megan
Hey, ma'.
Co-host/Fan
Am.
Megan
And he's got backup.
Co-host/Fan
Yep.
Megan
He's still got Raquel and Liv. And if that is JD's prerogative, let it be. This ain't show friends.
Co-host/Fan
Show business, baby.
Megan
Show business. Go where the money goes. That's where Danhausen would go. By the way. Where is Danhausen?
Co-host/Fan
Where is he?
Megan
I thought we should ask. I think that. That. That Finn Balor was more out of line. I think that the judgment day showed how strong they were by sticking together even though they had a member. That's Pele kicking other members. I mean, you could shove a member, but Pele kicking? That's craziness. And now I think that Finn Balor is going, like, why, I hope you had a great time teaching a lesson, because guess what? Now you're going to have to be taught a lesson.
Co-host/Fan
So you think Finn Balor's going home tonight? And he's like, oh, I have so many regrets.
Megan
I had so many bruises.
Co-host/Fan
Well, yes, he's going to have bruises.
Megan
You see that frog splash?
Co-host/Fan
Nailed it.
Megan
Nailed it.
Co-host/Fan
Nailed it.
Megan
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have interrupted.
Co-host/Fan
I don't think Finn Balor regrets the way he talked to Dominic.
Megan
Well, I mean, he could talk to that with all of his friends, which is him alone in the car. That's who he could talk to about his regrets.
Co-host/Fan
I don't know if Dominic quite understands the Finn Balor that he's. He's done this, too.
Megan
What about the Dominic that Finn Balor has done this?
Co-host/Fan
A Dominic that's down a title and a Dominic that's.
Megan
But he's still got another. Oh, I forgot about the curse.
Co-host/Fan
The curse? Yeah. It's not good. Things are not looking good for him.
Megan
How long are those curses? I didn't ask him.
Co-host/Fan
We should have. That was bad. I mean, listen, it was on my list, but you were criticizing my question, so I was like, I was just
Megan
trying to win over.
Co-host/Fan
Shoot. We messed up.
Megan
We should have found out how long the curses are. If we can grab Danhausen back on the show next week, I'd love to find out how long the curses are.
Co-host/Fan
That'd be good. Yeah. Let's get him on.
Megan
Yeah, we should. We should really figure that out every week. If you're talking about like a week or two.
Co-host/Fan
Now housing.
Megan
WWE now housing. I think. I think the fans would like it. Yeah. I mean, listen, it was really. This is one of those things that we've been waiting for and has been hinted at. But again, very interesting. It wasn't a Judgment Day collapse.
Co-host/Fan
No. And for a moment, I thought it was going to be.
Megan
And by the way, Finn Balor has been a part of the Judgment Day since Edge was there.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah. And now Dom's the only OG member left.
Megan
And he wasn't even og. He got brought in after.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah. Because it was. It was Edge and it was Ria.
Megan
Yeah. Dom is the most senior member now.
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
But he was brought in the group once.
Danhausen
The group is.
Co-host/Fan
I think it was like around Thanksgiving.
Megan
Yeah. Because it was. Yeah. Damian Priest, Finn Balor and Rhea Ripley was the Judgment Day. And then they brought in Dominic Mysterio. Dominik Mysterio now presides jail. After he went to jail, he. Well, yeah, he went to jail. And who locks their own kid up in jail? Isn't that the most disgusting thing you've ever heard? How mad would you be if your parents locked you up in jail?
Co-host/Fan
Okay, let's.
Megan
Would you be mad?
Co-host/Fan
To quote Dan Houser, next question.
Megan
Line. You be mad.
Co-host/Fan
It was crazy, too, that the one question broke up. You couldn't even hear. You had to repeat it.
Megan
Had to repeat it.
Co-host/Fan
Nuts.
Megan
Had to repeat it. By the way. By the way, we've been repeating this and it bears repeating. The number one sports fan festival, Fanatics Fest, returns to the Javits center in New York City from July 16th through the 19th. 26th. This time.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah.
Danhausen
Four. Wow.
Megan
Four days. And you might go like, what are we gonna do? Over the course of four days, we're gonna meet all kinds of superstars. Check. We're gonna get all kinds of merch. Check. We're gonna see live podcasts. Check. But Fanatics has also just announced the return of Fanatics games. Check. Bringing back its high stakes cross sports competition where everyday fans go head to Head with some of the biggest names in sports.
Co-host/Fan
How much are they giving out this year?
Megan
Well, I'm glad you asked that. They've got an expanded format. What with two million dollars. They double prize pool. Two million dollar total prize pool. And new nationwide qualifying opportunities for fans to compete alongside elite athletes. The inaugural winner, Tom Brady.
Co-host/Fan
Heard of him?
Megan
I'm not familiar. As well as reigning fan champion Matt Denish. Now I know Matt Denish will be back. WWE superstars Rhea, Ripley, Liv Morgan, Cody Rhodes and Jay USO will be joining the competition for a shot at the title. And if it's the J. USO that we saw tonight, he's winning the thing. Head to fanatics fest.com to apply to compete or grab your tickets to fanatics fest. You don't want to miss out. It's going to be very, very exciting. Speaking of exciting, big gauntlet match tonight. Six woman gauntlet match. AJ Lee showed up on Monday night Raw last week and said she was going to be a defending now that she is the undisputed, unquestionable for now, Clear, legitimate.
Co-host/Fan
For now.
Megan
Dominant.
Co-host/Fan
I don't know. Dominant. She. How many defenses that she had?
Megan
Well, she's going to have one next week. He's been shaming.
Co-host/Fan
How can you be dominant if you've never defended it?
Megan
Just the way she won it. Just by destroying the former champion.
Co-host/Fan
Corrupt referee who was history was corruption.
Megan
Who was the referee?
Co-host/Fan
It was Jessica Carr.
Megan
Oh, I didn't realize.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, it was.
Megan
I didn't know.
Co-host/Fan
Crooked. Crooked car they call her.
Megan
Who does?
Co-host/Fan
Everybody calls her that. She won a Bexie award too.
Megan
Okay, well, I got two of those.
Co-host/Fan
Congrats.
Megan
I'm not happy.
Co-host/Fan
It's an honor.
Megan
No, I'm not happy.
Co-host/Fan
Do you know how many texts I got from people like, congrats on your award.
Megan
It had to be tons.
Danhausen
No.
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
A lot of people about Bexie Awards. That's lame.
Co-host/Fan
So proud of you, Megan. Keep it up. It's inspiring to watch your work. Got a lot of those texts.
Megan
Wow. You text him back. I wish one of you would watch any of my marathons.
Co-host/Fan
I just said thank you so much. It's a very humbling. Humbling award.
Megan
Yeah. Who do you like texting back? You know, I gave up a kidney. Thanks for the Bexie.
Co-host/Fan
Thanks for the backseat.
Megan
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
I mean, it has to be in my life. Like Bexie.
Megan
Kidney.
Co-host/Fan
Kidney.
Megan
Marathon.
Co-host/Fan
Marathon.
Megan
Yeah.
Co-host/Fan
In that order.
Megan
And then kid.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah. And then my. And then my child.
Megan
Your child?
Co-host/Fan
Yes.
Megan
That's so great. I mean, that's so great. That you have. That's your top four for sure though. Yeah, that's the top four.
Co-host/Fan
That's my Mount Rushmore.
Megan
Well, A.J. lee is defending next week and to declare the number one contender we had a gauntlet match. Six of the best women on the roster. So EO sky starts the thing. Tough spot for eo but I figured if anybody could do it, it's eo, of course. So EO starts the match by defeating Lyra. EO keeps it moving by defeating Raquel Rodriguez. After Liv Morgan comes out to help Raquel, Stephanie Vacair puts hands on Liv, distracts Raquel. EO is able to pin Raquel Rodriguez. But then Raquel snaps, unfortunately for Iyo. Yeah. Raquel takes her out big time to Hana bomb here. Oh, yeah. Tahana bomb there.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah.
Megan
So much so that Ivy Nile gets in and is able to defeat IO Sky. I mean, this hat. That has to be. That might. It's probably the biggest win in Ivy Niles career. The biggest single pinfall in Ivy Niles career.
Co-host/Fan
It's inarguable. Yeah.
Megan
To. To pin Eos sky.
Co-host/Fan
Regardless of Rhea Ripley hasn't pinned EO Sky.
Megan
That's a great point.
Co-host/Fan
What?
Megan
That's a great.
Co-host/Fan
Ivy Nile is pinned EO Sky.
Megan
That's massive.
Co-host/Fan
That is something that you should never stop talking about.
Megan
And by the way, Ivy Nile came out looking like a million bucks tonight.
Co-host/Fan
And the strength on display, I mean, did you see that delayed suplex?
Megan
Oh, yeah. When she had her up in the
Co-host/Fan
air like all the blood is rushing to her head.
Megan
Yeah, yeah. Unbelievable.
Co-host/Fan
She's. She's strong.
Megan
Bailey comes out and defeats Ivy Nile only to end the thing with Oscar. And after Lyra Valkyria comes out, stops Kyrie Sane from interfering, Bailey beats Oscar. We go to what. I mean, I would put in the category of Fantasy Warfare. Bailey versus A.J. lee next week. That's a dream match for the Intercontinental Women's Intercontinental Championship. Just massive, massive, massive. You see, you're there and Bailey. There were. There were a lot of moments. I thought it was going to be Oscar.
Co-host/Fan
You did.
Megan
I thought it was going all Oscar. I mean, to have Oscar out there in that moment, that fresh in a match with this much on the line.
Co-host/Fan
I thought Kyrie too, right. And then Bailey solo, right until Lyra comes out and saves the day.
Megan
I wonder what kind of feelings there are going to be from Lyra Valkyria who is obviously forever connected to that. Women's Intercontinental Championship was the first ever. This is one of those tests. How loyal are you to the team. We know Finn Balor is not very loyal to his team. How loyal is Lyra Valkyria?
Co-host/Fan
Can she truly be happy for her friend Bailey?
Megan
Well, Bailey said she might give Lyra a shot. Maybe it's worthwhile.
Co-host/Fan
Hey, Lyra better capitalize, because we know if Becky lynch holds the title, Lyra can't challenge for it. So, I mean, it's only a matter of time until the Bulldog finishes up his business and all's right in the world, and that title is right back where it belongs.
Megan
Unfortunately, Becky lynch can't beat A.J. lee.
Co-host/Fan
Well, I mean, she. She doesn't.
Megan
I mean, in any single context.
Co-host/Fan
Because of the corruption.
Megan
Tag team War Games.
Co-host/Fan
The lawyers are working on it.
Megan
It's kind of hopeless for Becky. As long as AJ has that title.
Co-host/Fan
Yeah, as long as possible. AJ keeps bending the rules and taking advantage of situations. Like a crooked referee.
Megan
You saying in wrestling you're not supposed to take advantage of situations to win matches? Is Jessica Carr really corrupt?
Co-host/Fan
This isn't in the courts. For now.
Danhausen
Oh.
Co-host/Fan
So I'm just. Now I'm going to let the legal process play out. At this point, I think I've said too much and, you know, and that anything I do say could. Could interfere with the investigation, and I don't want to sway any jurors.
Megan
So you'd like to change the subject?
Co-host/Fan
Next question.
Megan
Okay, that's fair. No, I wouldn't want you to be.
Co-host/Fan
I just don't want to sway the jurors.
Megan
No, I wouldn't want you to be caught up in any.
Co-host/Fan
You want me to interfere with the due process?
Megan
No, no, no. I wouldn't want you to interfere with due process. I value it. It's really important to the groundwork of society. AJ Lee vs Bailey is a dream match. Who walks out champion?
Co-host/Fan
Man, it's. It's crazy because A.J. lee, right? Coming back, first singles match in over a decade. First time holding a championship in over a decade.
Megan
Beats the snot out of Becky Lynch. Sorry.
Co-host/Fan
And it's just it. You. You wonder if. If this is. If she can follow. Follow it up.
Megan
I mean, sure, you wonder, but she. It's like Wrestle Palooza. Can she follow it up? Okay, she did at War Games. Can she follow it up?
Co-host/Fan
It's different when you're in a tag team match versus a singles match.
Megan
I know. And then she did it in a single match.
Co-host/Fan
Bailey is somebody who. There is no question about it. We all followed the story of what happened to Bailey last year on the road to Wrestlemania. She was set to Have a match with lyra Valkyria at WrestleMania. You don't think that every single night that Bayley has put her head down on her pillow since being taken out of WrestleMania because of Becky lynch, she hasn't thought about how to get back to WrestleMania? I think this is a Bayley who has had a lot of twists and turns over the last year, but she knows what time of year it is. She knows where we're at in the calendar, and she wants to be back at WrestleMania.
Megan
We've also got. I mean, that's a great point, that. That she becomes a defending champion going into WrestleMania. That's the exact situation that you want to be in when WrestleMania is literally weeks away. We got Grande versus Grande next week on Raw, which is huge. I think Grande wins original.
Danhausen
Oh, you're gonna.
Co-host/Fan
Or contemporary.
Megan
Put my feet to the fire now. I don't know. I don't know.
Co-host/Fan
I. I think I'm gonna go with contemporary, because original is cursed there.
Megan
He's cursed. And also, Bravo and Rao, they like contemporary.
Co-host/Fan
Yes. Numbers.
Megan
Then, of course, we've got Brock Lesnar back on Monday Night Raw. I mean, they say Paul Heyman's out indefinitely. Does Brock Lesnar show up to Monday Night Raw looking for somebody to accept his open challenge with? No, wise man.
Co-host/Fan
That would be insane.
Megan
No advocate.
Co-host/Fan
That would be insane. But, I mean, who knows where Paul Heyman is? Who knows where La Knight probably does?
Megan
Well, he knows where he dropped him off. He stole that ambulance that Paul Heyman was in. And then, of course, something I think we're all looking for is Roman Reigns returns to Monday Night Raw.
Co-host/Fan
So we get Roman Reigns back on Raw.
Megan
Boom.
Co-host/Fan
Brock Lesnar's coming. Yep. Maybe the question of Paul Heyman. Who knows? We have an intercontinental championship match between AJ and Bailey. This is the Lotus Raw double grind day. And who knows? Maybe Danhausen will be. Maybe he'll. He'll get inducted to. He'll find out he's getting inducted to the hall of Fame. You never know.
Megan
You think the Undertaker might roll up on Danhausen next week? Stranger things have happened. It's a wild time. It's the road to WrestleMania. We will be here next week to break it all down. Make sure you subscribe across all audio platforms, leaving comments hitting like on YouTube. And we will see you next Monday for more WWE. Now,
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Episode Title: CM Punk refuses to apologize to The Usos | Raw Recap
Hosts: Megan Morant & Co-host (Sam Roberts)
Special Guest: Danhausen
This action-packed Raw Recap dives deep into the evolving storylines heading into WrestleMania season. The focus centers on CM Punk’s refusal to apologize to The Usos after his controversial remarks about Roman Reigns’ father, escalating tension in The Bloodline, Seth Rollins’ return with an army of masked followers, Judgment Day’s implosion, the Women’s Intercontinental Championship Gauntlet, and an extended, entertaining interview with WWE’s newest star, Danhausen.
The Fallout from Punk’s Comments: Last week’s face-to-face between Roman Reigns and CM Punk, where Punk referenced Roman’s father, Sika, sparked debate across the WWE Universe.
Does One Wrong Justify Another?: Debate whether Roman invoking Cody’s late father previously justifies Punk going after Reigns’ family.
CM Punk’s Strategy and Button-Pushing:
The Usos Confront Punk:
Punk’s Non-Apology:
Punk: “I’m sorry that Roman Reigns doesn’t respect you… I’m sorry that Roman Reigns treated you so poorly during the whole rise of the Bloodline and has you two convinced you still have to come out here and be his young boys.” (14:05)
Opening Chaos:
The Vision Faction in Disarray:
Rollins’ Pop and Fandom in Seattle:
Dominik Mysterio’s Fractured Family:
Tough Love Rejected:
The Split and Fallout:
AJ Lee’s First Major Defense Looms:
Big Wins and Key Beats:
WWE’s Most Unique Newcomer:
Life in WWE and Demands:
Legend Interactions & Merchandise Mania:
Danhausen: “Cash it in, you take it to the bank and you say, give me my money.” (36:02)
Dream Matches & Legacy:
Who Would Induct Him into the Hall of Fame?
Danhausen Chants and WWE Impact:
The conversation mixes analysis, humor, insider savvy, and fan excitement, always with WWE's signature mix of serious storytelling and irreverent self-awareness. Danhausen’s segment especially amps up the quirky, fourth-wall-breaking energy, with the hosts gamely playing along.
This episode is a must for anyone wanting to catch up on the major storylines and personalities shaping WWE on the road to WrestleMania. From the raw tension of CM Punk & The Bloodline to the wild card energy of Danhausen, this WWE Now recap is both thorough and entertaining—with plenty for longtime fans and newcomers alike.
Catch the full episode for even more WWE banter, behind-the-scenes stories, and unpredictable moments!