1006. Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview

Summary

REAL AF with Andy Frisella
Episode 1006 – Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview
Recorded: March 3, 2026
Host: Andy Frisella
Co-host: DJ Cruise

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Episode Overview

This episode of REAL AF dives headfirst into three major topics:

• The rapidly escalating Middle East crisis (dubbed World War 3)
• The bombshell release of Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos tied to Epstein and other controversies
• The viral Jim Carrey “clone”/impostor rumors after his unusual public appearance

Throughout, Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise keep things raw and direct—critiquing media narratives, U.S. foreign policy, elite hypocrisy, and marketing stunts, while fielding live chat questions with equal parts humor and serious concern.

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1. NFL Combine & Athlete Evolution (00:00–10:05)

Key Points:

• The show opens with playful banter about NFL combine results and commentary on how athletic performance has evolved.
• Discussion of impressive current performances in the combine, including specific athletes’ 40 times and bench press feats.
  • “Fastest 40 time goes to Brennan Thompson out of Mississippi State. Ran a 4.26.” – DJ (03:58)
• Reflection on how past and present athletes differ due to improved training, with a nod to icons like Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders.
• Commentary on how NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) money is reshaping college football.
  • “Dudes are getting paid big time. It’s fucking up college football, but it is what it is.” — Andy (09:47)

Notable Moment:

• Clip of Brian Dawkins’ "mic’d up" voiceover spoof (06:00).

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2. World War 3: Middle East Crisis, U.S. Strikes & Public Sentiment (10:05–53:58)

The Situation

• U.S. military escalation in the Middle East (“Operation Epic Fury”) after the death of Ayatollah Khamenei.
• Trump administration’s strikes on Iran and preemption justification is dissected with skepticism.
• Marco Rubio statement analyzed:
  • “The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran’s short-range ballistic missiles and the threat posed by their navy...” — Marco Rubio (14:27–15:06)
  • Both hosts break down what “preemptive” really means and how U.S. involvement is tied to Israeli government strategy.

Notable Quote:
“We were drug into a conflict based upon the leadership decisions of an unaffiliated fucking country outside the United States of America.” — Andy (16:49)

Media and Propaganda

• Critique of New York Times obituary headlines for Scott Adams vs. Ayatollah Khamenei, noting clear double standards in mainstream reporting.
  • “You have a guy who murders his own people and a guy who just, you know, speaking the truth and once called it racist.” — DJ (12:36)

Public Support and Generational Divide

• Only ~25% of Americans support the strikes; hosts attribute most support to “boomer” Republicans who consume legacy conservative media.
  • “They’re not putting their lives, their lives are fundamentally over ... That’s why politicians shouldn’t be 80 years old.” — Andy (22:50)

Important Moment:
Hosts draw connections between generational experiences, lack of young people's support, and persistent government propaganda.

Risks, Blowback, and the Cycle of War

• Andy and DJ warn repeatedly that U.S. interference breeds anti-Americanism and perpetuates a cycle of violence.
  • “We are the iron fist dressed in a white glove to operate on behalf of another government that has successfully subverted our system.” — Andy (32:53)
• They highlight risk of blowback on U.S. soil, referencing an Austin, TX mass shooting believed to be motivated by international tensions (35:57).
• Discussion of how removing regimes doesn’t equate to positive outcomes (Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan) but rather leaves “power vacuums and chaos.”
• The concept of Israel using U.S. as “the big friend on the playground” and the endless nature of these conflicts.

Notable Chat Interactions & Quotes

• Chat participant Daniel shares, “My family and many others in Iran have been celebrating and thanking Trump for this ... oppressed for 47 years ... finally have a president that did something about it.” (43:17)
  • Andy responds skeptically regarding regime change outcome.

Memorable Exchanges:

• “What would have to happen here for this to be considered a win for Donald Trump?” — Andy (50:12)
• “The fact that that’s a hard question for anybody to answer shows you the complexity ... that he opened up a can of worms.” (51:14)

China, Russia, and Global Power Games

• Brief speculation on the roles China and Russia could play, and broader concerns about manipulation of smaller nations for superpower interests (57:27).

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3. Bill & Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos: Epstein, Cover-Ups & Oaths (53:58–81:41)

The Leaks

• Oversight Committee releases deposition videos from both Clintons.
• Analysis of Hillary Clinton’s body language and her lawyers’ hyper-defensive reactions when “Frazzle Drip” and Anthony Weiner’s laptop are mentioned.
  • “If there was nothing there ... why would her attorneys react that way?” — Andy (65:45)
• The “insurance” folder on Weiner’s laptop, lawyer interventions to take the discussion off record—discussed at length.
• Examination of the absolute performative nature of legal oaths in the deposition process.
  • “Our legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible. What about people who don’t believe in God?” — Andy (70:03)
• Andy’s theory: Many powerful people don’t adhere to the moral consequences presumed by the oath.

Bill Clinton’s Testimony

• Clip played of Clinton evading questions about liking “young” women, Epstein’s claims, and Epstein’s suicide.
  • “Of course he’s guilty. That’s my opinion.” — Andy (79:49)
• Observations about the disconnect between appearance, legal parsing, and actual truth or justice.

Notable Chat:
Audience speculates on whether these stories serve as convenient distractions from current global events.

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4. Jim Carrey: Clone or Impersonator? Viral French Interview (81:41–98:03)

The Rumor

• Jim Carrey appears at the French Film Awards, giving a strange, “off” interview—uncharacteristically flat in appearance, voice, and energy.
• Clip replayed of classic Carrey (2014 Kimmel appearance) exposing Illuminati symbolism and Hollywood manipulation.
• Speculation: Is the man in Paris the real Jim Carrey, a body double, or even a “clone”?
  • “It did not look like him to me ... His voice was the biggest tell.” — Andy (94:39)
• Additional internet rumors swirl: makeup artist Alexis Stone may have impersonated Carrey; analysis of timelines, eye color, and demeanor.

Takeaway

Andy is unconvinced it was the real Carrey but stops short of any outlandish claim, emphasizing how easy it is to manipulate images and videos in the age of AI.

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5. “Thumbs Up or Dumb as F**k”: McDonald’s CEO Viral ‘Big Arch’ Burger Taste Test (98:03–117:36)

Main Points:

• McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after performing a cringe-worthy, awkward taste test video for a new burger.
  • “Whoever came up with this idea deserves to be fired.” — Andy (105:27)
• Andy unleashes a detailed marketing and branding roast, explaining why CEOs shouldn’t star in fake-relatable campaigns and how modern audiences crave authenticity.
  • “You have to be real ... the days of polished and focus-grouped are over.” (109:41)
• Spirited brainstorming on what actually works in modern marketing vs. corporate “boomer” misfires.
• Andy’s dream business: “Fry Sellers” – a french fries and pizza chain for fat guys.

Takeaway: This segment becomes a masterclass on business authenticity, brand building, and why founder/CEO culture matters.

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6. Final Chat Q&A & Closing Thoughts (117:36–End)

• Andy reiterates: Founders and entrepreneurs are different from CEOs; America’s problems, and most business fails, occur when “the wrong DNA” leads.
• Final motivational blast: “The only way to fix this is by you winning. Personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion ... work together, be smart, go out and win and we’ll get through all this. Don’t be a hoe, share the show.” (120:28)

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Memorable Quotes & Timestamps

• “[Preemptive strike means] ... we were drug into a conflict based upon the leadership decisions of an unaffiliated fucking country outside the United States of America.” — Andy, (16:49)
• “Only 25% of Americans support any of this ... I would bet that the 25% are over 65 year old Republicans that watch Hannity ...” — Andy, (21:46)
• “They have not had to deal with unaffordability or the things ... happening to the younger generations, nor do they care.” — Andy, (22:43)
• “If you think we can just go over there, blow up all of this shit, fuck up all these families ... with zero consequences ... You’re wrong.” — DJ, (35:14)
• “If there was nothing there, why would her attorneys react that way?” — Andy, (65:45)
• “The legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible. What about people who don’t believe in God?” — Andy, (70:03)
• “You have to be real. Because everything else is fake ... This is a terrible move by McDonald's. This guy is a dude ... I'd fire you.” — Andy, (109:42)
• “Personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion.” — Andy, (120:28)

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Episode Structure & Major Segments

1. Intro/NFL Combine & Athlete Evolution – 00:00–10:05
2. World War 3: Middle East Crisis & Media Critique – 10:05–53:58
3. Bill & Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos (Epstein, Oaths, Systemic Rot) – 53:58–81:41
4. Jim Carrey “Clone” Theory & Celebrity Reality – 81:41–98:03
5. McDonald’s CEO Taste Test Roasting / Business Truths – 98:03–117:36
6. Audience Q&A, Wrap Up, Encouragement – 117:36–end

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Tone & Style

• Direct, irreverent, no-topic-off-limits
• Willingness to call out hypocrisy, ask uncomfortable questions, and inject humor into heavy subjects
• Interactive, responding to live chat with candor, sometimes sarcasm

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For New Listeners

This episode is quintessential REAL AF: tough questions, unvarnished reality, and the call to personal self-improvement as resistance against systemic rot. If you want to understand how Andy Frisella and his crew think about world events, power, elite narratives, and the need for individual agency—this is a must-listen.

Transcript

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

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[Andy Purcell]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise

[DJ Cruise]

about the Internet live.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what we're gonna do. Let's just get right to it, okay? Yeah, we got lots to talk about.

[DJ Cruise]

We do have a lot to talk about.

[Andy Purcell]

Forget to share the show. All right, you guys go out there and you listen to all these other nuggets. That's my new code word for them.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, okay. For them.

[Andy Purcell]

All these. These little nuggets.

[DJ Cruise]

All those nuggets.

[Andy Purcell]

The nuggets.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen up.

[Andy Purcell]

You listen to all these other nuggets and they be running ads on your show, filling your mind full of. We can't. We don't like them nuggets.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, all right.

[Andy Purcell]

We ain't like them other nuggets.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Yeah, that's right. That's right. And we're not gonna treat you like the mother. Yeah. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. So don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruise]

Just share the show, man.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. You guys, Guys share all these shows and do all this shit for these dudes just in here raking the cash.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

We already got the cash. That's right. So we're going to tell the truth.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Unbiased.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. What? What? I'm the unc.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a status, bro. I know, like that. That's.

[Andy Purcell]

Anything they call me is a status. Yeah. They can just call me the bad names and they become cool automatically.

[DJ Cruise]

It's true. That's true. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Every day.

[DJ Cruise]

Hell yeah, guys, there's a lot to cover, bro. I wanted to start with something, though. I felt like this was appropriate.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, that ain't a pass. What?

[Andy Purcell]

They're nuggets. Like chicken nuggets.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's fine.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't need a pass for that.

[DJ Cruise]

DJ Duggan out. Hashtag nugging. All right. Oh, no. Well, I mean, you know, in the. In the spirit of this show. Yeah, yeah. Let's. Let's check in with the. The modern day slavery going on. Or as I like to call it, the NFL scouting combine. 20, 26. All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Is this like the show?

[DJ Cruise]

Hell, yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

This is like, what we got. That's what we got, dude. All you rich white people, here's what we got today.

[DJ Cruise]

I'll take 5 million on lot A.

[Andy Purcell]

That motherfucker is really fast. If you ask Kaepernick, that's what he say it is.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what he says he is, but

[Andy Purcell]

he'll take your money.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, he gonna take it. Oh, he gonna take it. Got $5 million on lock eight.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. That's a fast one. It's been a while, guys, you know? It's been a while. We've been off, bro. Yeah, we have. You know. Hey, we gotta come back with some heat. Yeah, no, but, dude, you've been sharing. You've been sharing with me some old school NFL days, and we're talking about

[Andy Purcell]

how these dudes that are running these impressive 40s weren't the first person to run impressive 40s.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, I mean. And to be fair, though, right, I don't know if they had stop clocks back then or, like, how we did

[Andy Purcell]

it by the sun.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, shit.

[Andy Purcell]

We use the sundial. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And coming up is a feller named Bo Jackson.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. That's right. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

No, dude, the NFL combine's been rolling, bro. And I will say this. It is. It is pretty impressive. It is pretty impressive. So far for this year, the fastest 40 time goes to a Brennan Thompson out of Mississippi State. Run a 4, 2, 6. He's a wide receiver. Got some. Got a few Missouri boys up in there, too, though. Tory Pride out of Missouri also ran a 4, 3. Fastest time for the. The cornerbacks and DBs, I believe, so far. But there's some good people around. There's some good. Some good prospects running. Even the big guys, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

It's crazy how, like, these guys. This is like the best times, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. The four, two, three for this. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then, like, you go down to Wally's and you talk to the dudes pumping gas and they all ran four threes, too. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, back in my day.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What is that?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Bullshit.

[Andy Purcell]

That is.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what that is. But, dude, these dudes are crushing it, man. Now, obviously, I'm a big guy. We're big guys, right? What's the most important piece here? It's got to go to the bench press, right? These guys are moving some weight. They're moving some weight. The big boys came in strong. David Gusta out of Kentucky, 37 reps on 225 ye.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Now they have him as a candidate for the bottom of the roster or the practice squad because he's six two, 300 pounds. But I did want to look like, what is the record, I guess all time record for bench in the NFL combine, and it goes back to 2011, and it was set by Steven Paella. 49 reps. 49 reps. That's insane.

[Andy Purcell]

It's pretty good.

[DJ Cruise]

That's insane. Like, dude, that's. I can't. Yeah, that's insane. But, yeah, you know, like I said, you've been sharing some football videos and stuff, and you sent me this one in particular. I feel like we should share with the chat.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Share with the class. Yeah. Yeah, right. Brian Dawkins mic'd up. Hallelujah. Dickhead. God is good all the time, nigga. Let that nigga. Yo, y' all niggas want a revolution.

[Andy Purcell]

Whoa, what you talking? Praise the Lord. I came to sack and praise God.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm doing both. You going? I'm down with G O D. Everybody turn to your neighbor. Say neighbor, I'm hitting fat. Say neighbor.

[Chat Participant]

Boom.

[DJ Cruise]

You talking about. Yeah, I'm out. I'm out here baptizing.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, that's not a real voiceover, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no, no, I thought.

[Andy Purcell]

You thought that was real. Did you see the one I sent you of John Lynch?

[DJ Cruise]

No. Which? Oh, yeah. Copyright music. I couldn't play it.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, there's some impressive stuff out there, though.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Dawkins was a beast, but John lynch was on a different level, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude, Football was just different back then.

[Andy Purcell]

There was a dude named Chuck Cecil. Chuck Cecil who used to play for the Arizona Cardinals.

[DJ Cruise]

He sounds terrifying.

[Andy Purcell]

I think he's a coach now. This dude got, like, kicked out of the league because he would, like, knock people out. Yeah, yeah. He. He lead with the crown of his helmet and just knock.

[DJ Cruise]

Chuck.

[Andy Purcell]

Chuck Cecil. White dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Geez.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

This guy. I mean, look, that's probably like.

[Andy Purcell]

He's probably the scariest hitter of all time in NFL.

[DJ Cruise]

Really?

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. He was a bad bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, he looks like there's like.

[Andy Purcell]

Fuck. I think he could have played without a helmet.

[DJ Cruise]

He probably did. Serious, dude.

[Chat Participant]

Who was that one?

[DJ Cruise]

There was another guy here recently. Last few years. It was also, like, crazy like, that. He headbutted the guy. He had no helmet. The other guy had a helmet.

[Andy Purcell]

That was Brian Cushing.

[DJ Cruise]

Brian Cushing?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that dude was me, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

No shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah, that.

[DJ Cruise]

That dude's insane.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Brian Cushing was a fucking animal.

[DJ Cruise]

Insane.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, like.

[DJ Cruise]

And he told the dude straight up, like, I will kill you. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

He meant it too.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You get that video of that I sent you? Bo Jackson running for one?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but again, like, I mean, like, was that real?

[Andy Purcell]

Was a laser time? It was 4:1 6.

[DJ Cruise]

That's crazy, dude. That's crazy. And like, like, I think on average though, would you say the. The athletes have gotten faster?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? Just on that whole. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Way faster. Yeah, way faster. Everybody's fast. If you had a dude back then that ran a 42 or 4 3, he was so much faster than everybody else. Couldn't touch him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Now, I mean, all four back positions on defense are running four threes. Yeah, bro, you know what I mean?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, even the lion out there

[Andy Purcell]

is running a 4 3.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, the lineman's are running, you know, fives. Yeah, yeah. Four nines, four eights, three thirties. And it's a way faster game.

[DJ Cruise]

And it's just like, I don't know, like, is that because of training and you know.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I mean, dude, look, man, like, I

[DJ Cruise]

feel like these dudes, like, they pick a lot of off of bus stops, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

A lot of these people like in the 80s and 90s and they didn't even train with weights. Like, we didn't have a weight program. We in high school. Like it wasn't even a real thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, same, but for different reasons.

[Andy Purcell]

It's all. Yeah, why

[DJ Cruise]

don't do it, Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but. Yeah, man. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders.

[DJ Cruise]

Bo knows, man. Bo knows, dude. Just different time, man. Different time, different lives, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

That dude, the dude benched 49 reps today.

[DJ Cruise]

Who?

[Andy Purcell]

Some kid. You did 49 today. Tied that record.

[DJ Cruise]

No, Lyman, I'm assuming. I mean, obviously, right? That's crazy. Well, yeah, man. Hats off to these guys, you know, at least they're getting paid now.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they're getting paid before.

[DJ Cruise]

It's true, bro. Yeah, that nil shit is even. That's insane.

[Andy Purcell]

Dudes are getting paid big time. Yeah, it's fucking up college football, but it is what it is.

[DJ Cruise]

It def.

[Andy Purcell]

No, can't put the. Can't put the fucking shit back in the box.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no. You got players making more than the coaches. And like, fuck, I'm gonna listen to you for.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, and then you combine. Yeah. The immaturity and all.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, they're not ready, bro. They're not ready. But we'll talk about that later.

[Andy Purcell]

We got.

[DJ Cruise]

We Got a lot to get into today, guys. A whole lot to get into. Remember, as always, if you would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andy forcella.com. you guys can check them all there. Shall we?

[Andy Purcell]

Let's do it.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. Let's get into it, man. We got World War three, World War five, Let me fuck. Who's counting, right? Gotta talk about it. Let's head to the Middle East. Trump says US Strikes on Iran are about to kick into even higher gear. The big one is coming. Ooh, yeah. So Operation Epic Fury is underway. It's been underway for a few days now. And there's a lot happening in this. There's a lot happening in this. And so we're gonna try to dive through, see what dots are out there, see what we can connect and what we can talk about. I guess first things first is Ayatollah's dead.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, this has been confirmed by both US intel and even Iranian news media. They've all announced it. Right. And I think. I think that's one of the things. And we'll get into it for sure. But, like, there is definitely a separation. The same separation exists in every country. This is the same one we've talked about here, right. Where you have the government or the regime, right. And then you have the people of that country. And those two don't necessarily always align.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, and, you know, that's a. That's something that's happened that's present here. But even with this, right? And you have all these other forces at play, you still have, you know, the war machine rolling. You still have propaganda media rolling. You have this trillion, billion, million dollar backed machine that's rolling to get people to pick sides and pick one side. Pick one, right? And nobody's safe. New York Times is getting heat right now. Did you see the stupid shit they did? So I have a news clipping here from the New York Times. This is a tweet. You remember Scott Adams when he died, right? So this is the headline that the New York Times put out when Scott Adams passed away. Quote, Scott Adams, whose comic strip Dilbert was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast, has died at 68. Okay? Now this is what they decide to. This is the headline for when Ali Khamenei was killed. Look at this headline. Ayatollah Khamenei, hardline cleric who made Iran a regional power, dies at 86. So you have one guy, okay, Who.

[Andy Purcell]

Did he really say anything racist? I can't Be honest. What he said was, I'm tired of defending people that fucking hate me.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what the fuck he said.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, what is racist about that?

[DJ Cruise]

It's insane. But then you have this guy who's fucking killing his own people mercilessly. He's a cleric who made Iran a regional power. That's his hype, right? And then they try to defend it. Dude, that's the sickening part. They retweet. Cause like I said, they're getting some heat. And so the New York Times communication desk tweeted this out in response saying, quote, the Times obituaries report and reflects lives in full, illuminating why in our judgment, they were significant. We fairly and accurately include the newsworthy details of each life and death and don't treat them dishonestly to score points like you're trying to do here. But again, you have a guy who murders his own people and a guy who just, you know, speaking the truth and once called it racist.

[Andy Purcell]

They're getting in trouble for this particular comparison.

[DJ Cruise]

For this comparison. Okay, yeah, yeah, they're getting the heat, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, people forget about it tomorrow for sure. Yeah, for sure.

[DJ Cruise]

But you got that rolling. And then as of recently, just before the podcast got rolling, we now have mass evacuation orders for over a dozen Middle east countries. This is coming from the Department of State. Secretary Rubio stressed that the safety and security of American citizens is the State Department's number one priority, where he urged citizens in the region to sign up for up to date [e-mail]. now he made a statement and this is where it gets real interesting. Okay, Marco Rubio makes a statement. He's at a briefing, he's given, you know, respondents to some of the press and see what old Marco has to say.

[Marco Rubio]

States conducted this operation with a very clear goal in mind. I haven't got a chance to see a lot of reporting. I don't understand what the confusion is. Let me explain it to you and I'll do it once again as clearly as possible. Perhaps you'll report it that way. The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran's short range ballistic missiles and the threat posed by their navy, particularly to naval assets. That is what it is focused on doing right now and it's doing quite successfully. I'll leave it to the Pentagon and the Department of War to discuss the tactics behind that and the progress that's being made. That is the clear objective of this mission. The second question that been asked is, why now? Well, there's two reasons why now.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, this is very important for you guys. Listening, listen to what his reasons is. Okay, this is the second question everybody's been asking why. Now listen to this very closely.

[Marco Rubio]

The first is it was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone, the United States or Israel or anyone they were to going, going to respond and respond against the United States, the orders had been delegated down to the field commanders. It was automatic and in fact it bear to be true because in fact, within an hour of the initial attack on the leadership compound, the missile forces in the south and in the north for that matter, had already been activated to launch. In fact, those had already been pre positioned. The third is the assessment that was made that if we stood and waited for that attack to come first before we hit them, we would suffer much higher casualties. And so the President made the very wise decision. We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces. And we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher, those killed. And then we would all be here answering questions about why we knew that and didn't happen.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, now I just want to make sure I understand this correct.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, I think he said it pretty clearly. I think he said we knew that Israel, we knew that Iran was going to attack United States forces and we also knew that Israel was planning to attack Iran and we knew that beforehand, so we just decided to go ahead and attack them.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, like, is that what I, that's what you heard? Because they made it very clear, like, hey, if anything happens, what does that mean? We're going to be retaliating?

[Andy Purcell]

What does that mean?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, why would they be.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, that means that again, we were drugged into a conflict based upon the leadership decisions of an unaffiliated fucking country outside the United States of America. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what he said.

[DJ Cruise]

Because Israel was going to attack.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And Iran said if anybody attacks, we're gonna retaliate. So we went ahead and just did it first.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's what he said. Well, why?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, couldn't we just leave him the fuck alone?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, of course not, because, you know, let's be real, Israel subverted our government to the point where we act as a proxy for them and whatever we do. So I mean, I think it's pretty obvious to most people at this point in time.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, for sure, for sure. And this goes Back. I mean, this goes back to. I mean, fuck the invasion, you know, the weapons of mass destruction. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Who led that speech? Okay, yes, the average. Listen, dude, that was 26 years ago. 25 years ago. The average American does not remember that far back. The only people that do are people that are my age and older. They don't remember the same play being

[DJ Cruise]

played out their days within reaching nuclear power.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. And if you go back to the next generation, like my parents, they can tell you that this shit's been going on during their time too. It's the same over and over. And they wait and run the play over and over and over again until people have kind of forgotten about how we got that. That one going. So.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, it's sick.

[Andy Purcell]

It's the same exact. It's the same exact.

[DJ Cruise]

They're within days reach. Yeah, within days reach. Been a day's reach for 25 years.

[Andy Purcell]

And then you get people saying, oh, but they're screaming, death to America. No, no, no.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Why would they do that? Would that be because, I don't know, every fucking 20 years or 10 years, we find ourselves in some sort of conflict over there in the middle of nowhere. Like, how would you feel if every 10 years, all of a sudden all these Middle Easterners came to the United States with their military and killed a bunch of motherfuckers?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then went away and then came back in another 10 years and did it again. You would fucking hate them, too. So that's why they scream death to America, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, dude, It's a. It's a.

[Andy Purcell]

We're creating. And by the way, this is just creating this again later for the next 20 years.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. And it'll be our kids. It'll be my kids fucking having to fight it. Dude, your kids having to fight it. It's insane. It's insane. So, I mean, 10,000 foot view. What's happening so far? What we got, we've had a couple of United States F15s go down.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. They were shot down by Kuwaiti missile systems.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct.

[Andy Purcell]

By mistake.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, by mistake.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. They all live.

[DJ Cruise]

They all live. They all have been rescued. They've all. I think there was.

[Andy Purcell]

Which I'm glad, because I know a bunch of dudes who fly F15s. They've actually been here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So I hope it was. I hope it wasn't any of them.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I mean, I saw one. The dude, he appeared to be pretty out of it. Dude. He was in like the back of a truck. Have you seen that one?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, well, he's got his fucking ass shot off.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, no shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Sure. His fucking adrenaline dump is pretty fucking serious, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, I mean, then you get dropped off, it's like, all right. Fuck yeah, right? Am I good? You know, that's gotta be pretty. That's gotta be a pretty terrifying.

[Andy Purcell]

Red Bull. Doesn't give you wings. See that shit down there? That motherfucker's got an empty can of Red Bull. He just crashes plane.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that don't work. That don't work.

[Andy Purcell]

See, drink a real energy drink. That's right. Been drinking that form energy. Wouldn't happen the same.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, that's right. But yeah, so we've lost a few planes. Just a few hundred bajillion dollars for sure. Pilots are okay, so that's good. But here is the thing. There is a new update on the U.S. death toll. So far it has just risen to six. And this comes out verified from U.S. cENTCOM, U.S. central Command. As of 4pm Eastern Standard March 2, six United States service members have been killed in action. U.S. forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region. Major combat operations continue. The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification. Now here's the contention piece, folks. Okay, here's the contention piece. All right. 25% of Americans support any of this happening right now. Yeah, one in four back Trump's Iran strikes with most people well over 50% saying that he's too quick to use force. Now I have an idea who the 25% are. Who do you think they are, Andy?

[Andy Purcell]

The boomers. The Sean Hannity boomers. The people who are Lindsey Grahams. The people who have not waken up. They haven't woken up to the fact that our country's been subverted. And they don't understand that every decision that's being made is not being made on the half on behalf of American citizens. They still believe that our government actually works on behalf of the citizens. They believe in this patriotic indoctrination that's been pushed to them for their whole entire 80 years on this planet. And they're not going to look into it because everything else is bullshit. Everything else is conspiracy. Things are what they seem to be on the surface. And these people are very comfortable living that life.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And they have not had to deal with any of the hardships or the, the, the unaffordability or the things that are happening to the younger generations. Nor do they care.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I was going to add, there's no shit, there's no skin in the game.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they don't, they're not putting their lives, their lives are fundamentally over.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. They've, they've chased their dream or not chased it. They've had kids or not had kids. They're 80 fucking years old. They're 70 years old. They're 65 years old. They don't give a fuck. Okay? Because they don't have to live in it.

[DJ Cruise]

All right?

[Andy Purcell]

And this is why politicians shouldn't be 80 years old or in their 70s or in their late 60s and shit like that, representing people because the messes that they make, they don't have to live in. They have no incentive to actually make it better for the average American who's 20 years old coming up behind them. We used to have a patriotic understanding of that. We should, we are stewards of this country and we should work to leave it in a better place than it was when we got it. And the boomer generation is the first generation in the history of America that has not done that. They don't care. They, they had it so good their entire lives. They don't give a shit about, they, they look at it like this. Fuck them kids.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what they think. And yeah, bro, I would bet that the 25% are over 65 year old Republicans that watch Hannity and they watch fucking Mark Levin and they whatever, anything Trump does is fucking amazing. And as long as the Democrats don't have power, everything is fucking great.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And, and that's, that's what we're dealing with.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Now again, back to my earlier point. You know, there, there is an important

[Andy Purcell]

decision and you could see him trying to, you could see him trying to like gather the support of the young generation with the same old. Look at our missiles going off. Look how badass we are. Look at this and this and this. It's not going to work like that anymore. Because it's one thing if people believe that we're doing these things on behalf of our own citizens and our actual own self interest. Correct.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah. Not because some other bully can't.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, if somebody were to come along just say a country, let's just say it's fucking just, I don't know, we'll just say it's Russia, okay? And let's say Russia came along and Russia started some shit with us that didn't have to do with Israel. It didn't have to do with any politics. They just start some shit. Everybody would be like, yeah, let's fuck them up.

[DJ Cruise]

Fuck them up.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, that's in America's blood. That's in our DNA. But the time has passed where you can fool people into believing we're doing things like that for our own benefit. When all of the information that's out there says that it has nothing to do with us. So because of the flow of information in the Internet, the average American that. That is following what's going on has more context to the whole entire situation. Remember back in 2001 when 9, 11 happened? The Internet was brand new, bro. There was no social media. There was no. Yes, there was things on the Internet, but it wasn't like today.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

There wasn't people taking up the position of like, independent journalists or podcaster or influencer or independent media that it couldn't even be delivered. There was no delivery mechanism.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So it was never a real thing. Like, there was no. They could lie and get away with it. Like, they. It didn't matter. It didn't matter. It didn't matter what they did or who. Who they did it to or why they did it. We just had to say, oh, well, dude, I guess we're going to war, America, right? And like, dude, that's an easy thing to believe when that's all you've been taught and you don't have any. Any way to hear anything else.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, man, people don't realize, like, everybody talks about North Korea and they're like, oh, dude, in North Korea, you know, on the inside, North Korea, they tell them all the time, all this crazy shit, like, America's gonna attack them and everybody else is poor and this is the best place in the world. Well, up until the Internet came around, they were telling us the same shit. They. You know what I'm saying? And they want us to continue to believe these things. This narrative that's 20, 30, 40 years old in today's day and age, and it's. It's just not the same and people can see it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, dude, the other issue here is

[Andy Purcell]

because I'll tell you what I'm tired of, dude, before you get into that, I'm really tired of people's lack of nuance in any situation.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

It's either you 100% agree with everything Trump does, or you're a piece of. If you agree with anything Trump does, the other side now says you're a piece of shit. You're a bootlicker.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Like we have to fucking remove ourselves from this, this or that mentality to ever make any progress. The American citizen has to become smarter than what they think we are, okay? And we keep proving them right. We prove them right every single time one of these things happens. Because undoubtedly it's this or that. And I've seen it online all weekend, you know, you either support this action or you're a traitor. You either, you either, you know, support this war or you're, you know, you're a Democrat. Like, it's just like, dude, it's just stupid.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then you have all of these influencers that are getting paid to push this out. If they weren't getting paid, bro, you wouldn't see him saying, america. Yeah, right? Like, and dude, and then the other thing, people are like, well, there's six casualties so far. And by the way, those six people that died, that's a big deal to their families.

[DJ Cruise]

Shouldn't have been one.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay? It shouldn't be any. Especially for a war that legitimately does not benefit the American people outside of the people who care about Israel in the Middle East.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, which, which, that's my, that's what I want to get to. Because here's, here's.

[Andy Purcell]

And by the way, let's be honest about that.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm trying to get like, dude, it's like Israel's like, oh, well, they got nukes, motherfucker. You guys are not in the fucking non proliferation agreement. You guys don't even show what you got. Yeah, you know, I'm saying we're not even supposed to be giving you fucking money because per our constitution, that's not allowed. Yeah, because you won't disclose your fucking nuclear program.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, dude, it's.

[DJ Cruise]

But sure, let's, let's do this.

[Andy Purcell]

It's total bullshit.

[DJ Cruise]

It's complete bullshit.

[Andy Purcell]

It's total bullshit. And here's the problem. How much more you got on this? Well, I mean, like, I don't want to speak ahead.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no, I mean, getting into the distinction here, you know, because again, we tried to make this point. There's the regime, and then you got the people of Iran. People of Iran. Great fucking people. Yeah, right. And I've been doing some digging. Iran arguably used to be a very beautiful country by culture, by fucking standards, you know, but it's like the regime

[Andy Purcell]

has leadership, doesn't represent the people.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct, correct. And with that, you know, I'm saying, you know, yes, it's one in four, you know, agree with one in four Americans. But you know, you Go to the Iranian side. They're flooding social media with thanks. That this is happening. And they're appreciating the help, I guess, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. That. Yeah. Yesterday and the day before.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Now they're starting to figure out, oh,

[DJ Cruise]

shit, well, now what?

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Okay. And when you have Donald Trump on television saying, I mean, listen, dude, Trump up a couple ways here, all right. There's a lot that he. Up, if I'm being honest. A month ago, whenever he said help is on the way, that got 40,000 fucking people killed. Okay? Because what happened was these people thought that help was imminent.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, so they happened tomorrow. They came out in the streets.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And the military killed him. Okay. That should have never happened. That should have never happened. Secondly, when. When he's talking about what they just did, right? We. We. We removed the Ayatollah Khomeini and fucking. We. We killed him and this and that. We encourage the Iranian people to take control.

[DJ Cruise]

How?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, how?

[DJ Cruise]

With what?

[Andy Purcell]

Where has the United States ever been successful? And maybe I'm wrong, but please tell me if I am. Where have they ever been successful in destabilizing a current regime, replacing it with an effective regime? It has never happened, to my knowledge.

[DJ Cruise]

Libya.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. It didn't happen in Iraq. It didn't happen in Afghanistan. It didn't happen in Libya. And this whole idea that, okay, we're. We're doing a regime change, that's never fucking happened. It's never worked. What they actually do is they. They remove all the leadership from the government, and then there's chaos because the people don't know how to fucking, like,

[DJ Cruise]

take over, and they don't know how to govern.

[Andy Purcell]

And not only that, the. The people in Iran don't have the weapons or the supplies or any of the shit needed to actually go in and take control.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

So if we're looking at what's really happened here, this isn't about replacing the government so that they can be an effective nation and potentially an ally to the rest of the functioning world. This is about destabilizing the country, creating chaos so that Israel could potentially fulfill the Greater Israel Project and take over that whole entire region. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there has been a case where we have removed a regime and replaced it with an effective one. But, dude, I. I can't remember one.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Haiti. Nope. Nope. Didn't work in Haiti either. Got barbecue man down there.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't work, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

And this idea that we're supposed to go around and remove regimes, where did that fucking come from?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right. That's the white glove, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, I know it is. Yeah, I know it is the white glove, bro. I know it is. We are the, we, we are the iron fist dressed in a white glove to be to operate on behalf of another government that has successfully subverted our entire system. That's the truth.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So when they have a problem, we have a fucking problem. But let me ask you this. How many problems would they be starting if they, if they knew that they didn't have their big brother behind them?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. I take a guess.

[Andy Purcell]

I can tell you this. Yeah. Zero.

[DJ Cruise]

Zero.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Zero wouldn't be happening. Dude, this reminds me of a like middle school, elementary school playground, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Exactly like that.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Like little that runs his mouth.

[DJ Cruise]

Hey, he's about to hit me.

[Andy Purcell]

He's got the big friend.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then the one day the big friend ain't there and the dude gets pummeled. And that's, that is the, the, the conundrum that Israel's created for itself.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Because they're constantly attacking, they're constantly starting, they're constantly drone striking and missile striking and assassinating and doing all this. And they've created all these people around and now they're basically looking at us and they're saying, well, you can't let them do. Well, maybe you shouldn't have poked them all.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. It's like the buddy, you know, you take her out and you know he doesn't do good with alcohol.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Because he fights at every fucking bar we go to.

[Andy Purcell]

I'll go out with that guy.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm gonna stop going out with you, bro. Yeah, I'm tired of fucking fighting for you, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, let's be real. These people in our government, this fundamentally comes down to what we talk about all the time. They do not represent the American citizens. They represent their own interests. They work hard to get in these positions of power and the only way for us to actually get them to do anything is to, to make them believe that we're going to cut off their income and power stream. That's what these people care about.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. So until the American people get smart and start demanding that representatives that are elected not be affiliated with these PACs that serve other countries interests above our own, this is gonna continue to happen.

[DJ Cruise]

Any pac. I don't give a fuck if there was a Madagascar PAC that was paying bajillions of dollars, like, no, fuck Madagascar.

[Andy Purcell]

I agree.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't even know what the fuck's there. You sub any country in that. I don't care.

[Andy Purcell]

I know, dude, I don't care.

[DJ Cruise]

It's fucking annoying. Because here's the real problem, folks. The real problem is, is that this shit, like we can't. If you think that we can just go over there, blow up all of this shit, fuck up all these families, these lives, right, with zero consequences.

[Andy Purcell]

You're saying, oh, no, there's going to be consequences. People aren't going to like, they're already starting. We've already. I already talked about this. Three years ago, four years ago, five years ago. I've been saying this over and over and over and over again. There is a reason, a very specific reason, that most of the migrants that came across through the Biden administration are military age males. There's a reason for that and Americans just haven't figured it out yet.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, we're about to fucking find out, bro. I'm sure everybody saw the, the mass shooting that happened down in Austin, Texas, right? First victim has been identified as Rider Harrington. 19 years old dude. 19 year old kid.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, assassinated by a dude, a

[Andy Purcell]

low life Property of Allah shirt, you

[DJ Cruise]

know, and underneath that hoodie was a shirt with the Iranian flag on it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? And that was just in Austin, right now. You got the FBI sending out alerts and putting the entire country on high alert status, right? Warns of lone wolf attacks amid war with Iran.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that not exactly what I've been saying, exactly, for years? Is that exactly what I've been saying literally for years before anybody fucking else said it?

[DJ Cruise]

They're here. They're here. What?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, Andy, you're just paranoid. You need to quit drinking the fucking Kool Aid, right, Winger?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's what it is, you know, I mean, you got shit. Just, just before the show, Navy, Navy base is on lockdown. Naval Air Station Pensacola on lockdown as an intruder arrives by boat. Okay? You got Germany, they're throwing warning flags up of Iranian sleeper sales. They're starting to get this. You got our embassies getting attack in Pakistan, dude. Like it's happening and it's going to. It's not stopping.

[Andy Purcell]

No, it's going to get way worse.

[DJ Cruise]

And my question is, okay, so we're getting into this bullshit, okay? And again, like, this is not, this is nothing against the people of Iran, right? We are getting involved in this bullshit because of Israel. Now when Americans on U.S. soil start losing their lives like they already have started, I wonder, my question is, what is Israel going to do for us?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, nothing. Here's the point. These people who are celebrating in Israel or in Iran, I totally fucking get it. Yeah, I totally get it. They will not be celebrating the way that they are once they figure out that there's no plan to actually change the regime into a friendly leader for them.

[DJ Cruise]

There's a massive vacuum.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, bro, this happened in Iraq with Saddam Hussein, okay? It's the same fucking thing. It's the same thing that happened in Afghanistan, all right? We're going to go in, we're going to kill their fucking leaders, and then we're going to back the fuck out and it's going to be fucking chaos. And those same people that are celebrating now thinking that they're going to go back to the pre 1979 Iran, which was a very westernized culture, are going to lose their shit when they realize that they're just going to be hung out to dry. And so it's, you know, it's going to play out that way.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And those people who are celebrating are going to end up hating the America just like the people that hated them that they apparently just killed.

[DJ Cruise]

That's real, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

And then on top of it, like I'm hearing all of these things and I don't know how true this is or not, but I'm hearing all of this, and I've heard it from multiple places, that we actually don't have the amount of weapon systems in the region to equate to the amount of weapons that they have in terms of drones. So we're, we're shooting up these, these anti missile systems, like Patriot Systems and. Right.

[DJ Cruise]

$44 million per missile.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. And they're sending drones that are like a hundred grand a piece. And they have way more of these drones than we have missile defense. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, dude, Israel's being bombarded right now.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on, so what happens when we can't shoot their drones out of the sky fast enough? What happens?

[DJ Cruise]

Devastation.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. Okay, so what does that justify?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, well, we got no other option but a big button.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, all right, now you're starting to understand what I'm getting at. I personally believe that this has the potential. Not saying it will, but then a very, in a very short amount of time, there could be a nuclear weapon involved against Iran.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Fuck, man. Dude, Israel's getting obliterated. And you know, I've seen this narrative pick up. Well, I mean, fuck, what happened to the Iron Dome. So it's intense. Like, is it actually being overwhelmed or are they creating the justification. Exactly. For that fucking scenario?

[Andy Purcell]

I have no idea. But I know this. I know that Qatar just arrested a bunch of Mossadians agents because they were plotting to do bombings in Qatar.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Now that's coming from Qatar, who hates Israel. That's right. I mean, okay, so that should be. I don't know how credible that is, but that is the story that's being told.

[DJ Cruise]

I saw that same thing. Yeah, yeah, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

So I, I think, you know, I

[DJ Cruise]

think, like, you're asking, look, I'd be surprised if there was another USS Liberty incident happening.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, I. I don't know. I think that. I think that we're. I think that Trump has made a misjudgment here, and I think it's going to cost a lot.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, that's the other narrative. Right. Because this is also another thing that's been coming out, is that, you know, and Marco Rubio said it, Israel was going to do something first. Yeah, they were going to. So we decided, hey, we'll just go ahead and handle the retaliation.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, and he's saying, he's saying because of the information they have, that the retaliation was going to be against America anyway.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, right, right. And so, But, But a narrative that I've been seeing from, you know, very credible people was that, I mean, fuck, how many we just talked about. How many times will he be here in the last just couple of weeks?

[Andy Purcell]

Eight now.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

That he was, hey, we'll nuke them. Like, that will be our first, Our first strike as a nuke. Right. And so there's conversations, there's this counter narrative that's popping up that Trump preemptively did this to avoid that becoming the option, you know what I'm saying? To avoid it immediately jumping off as a nuclear war to that. Okay, so they fire one, then they fire one. Now what?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I think we're in a very. I think it's a bad can of worms that just got opened, dude. And we're going to have to watch how it plays out, because to be completely honest, there's nothing that we can fucking do about it at this point. You know, I think, I think Trump, you know, he's got all these people around him that are all paid by Israel that are.

[DJ Cruise]

Every single fucking one of them.

[Andy Purcell]

He's getting paid by Israel, too. And, yeah, man, I don't like it at all.

[DJ Cruise]

I know this My fellow Americans, you guys need to keep your fucking heads on the swivel.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's a hundred percent for sure.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I know. And I don't see anybody else saying that. No, you know what I'm saying? Like, like real shit. Like this is not no fucking paradigm.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. I, I think that people need to understand that there's thousands upon thousands of legitimately affiliated terror terrorists.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Here, here. That. I think this shit we saw in Austin is what we're going to see over and over and over again. I think we're going to see a lot of it and it fucking makes me sick.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. Gotta be smart, guys, gotta be smart. But let's take this time, let's cruise in, let's check in with the chat, see what you guys got going on. Z. What we got Daniel in the chat

[Chat Participant]

saying, my family and many others in Iran have been celebrating and thanking Trump for this. They have been oppressed for 47 years and we finally have a precedent that did something about it.

[Andy Purcell]

Sure, okay, but now what? That's, that's all my point is.

[Chat Participant]

You actually answered it with the explanation, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I get that. Look, two of my best friends are fucking Persians. You know, they're Alex and Hani. And you know, Alex doesn't really talk too much politics, but Hani is. You know, the people of Iran are very happy. I understand that. But here's what I'm concerned about, okay. They don't put anybody in to actually function. The government or the people aren't able to do it. What happens to Iran? It becomes a third world chaotic, which it isn't right now. Contrary to what people think, people over here think Iran's like some third world piece of country. Iran's a beautiful place filled with really good people. And I, I feel for those people, dude. I really, I really do. But I think they're going to end up getting the short end of the stick here because I don't think that it's, I don't think it's going to be what they think it's going to be. Yeah, and it works.

[DJ Cruise]

If history shows us anything, there's nothing different that's happening. So leaving a vacuum of power. Like, I mean, there's like, I mean, I would like the best that could

[Andy Purcell]

happen would be for the people to rise up and get their and organized real quick. But like, dude, okay, let's just, let's just play this out. Let's just say that the roles are reversed and let's say that someone came here and eliminated all of our government and our operating body. And then they said from over there, you guys take it over. All right, well, who.

[DJ Cruise]

You're.

[Andy Purcell]

Right now you got all these people competing over, trying to take it over. And. And that the unity you did have becomes fractured. You see what I'm saying? Because there was no organization to start

[DJ Cruise]

or because, you know, Trump made that statement too quick. You got 40,000. Who knows, one of the leaders might have been in that 40,000.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's why. That's why it's. That's why it's. You know, why do you think that? Why do you think that, you know, January 6th happened? January 6th was a. Was a signal to conservatives, middle of the road, far right. All those people that if you organize in one place, we're going to hold you accountable.

[Chat Participant]

This is what will happen.

[Andy Purcell]

Right, exactly. So I also think it's very stupid. Like, people are like, well, let's march on Washington. All right, man. You do realize that, like, those are the most aggressive people. Those are probably the leaders. Those are probably the people that are most passionate. And let's just say they kill them all now. What?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Because they're all in the same spot. It's a very. It's a very nuanced, delicate, dangerous situation, and people have to use their brains.

[Chat Participant]

We have a super chat here for you.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Could this be the last favor owed to BB to break influence that Israel has over us? I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I doubt it.

[Chat Participant]

That's what people said in the chat.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I doubt it. I doubt it.

[Chat Participant]

Zach is asking over. You don't think they had someone in mind to take over Iran?

[Andy Purcell]

No, they do. They. They. They want to send the fucking Shaw's son back over there to. To try and do it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. He's in D.C. right? Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but that's still. That's. There's not enough organization on the ground to, to. For that to happen. And there's not even enough of those people removed yet. Just because they killed the figurehead doesn't mean that they. They. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You still got the government.

[Andy Purcell]

You still got the government still intact. The military's still intact. It's not like they went in and, like, cut the head off the snake. That guy's a symbolic leader. The rest of the country is operating like they normally would. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, it's very obvious. It's to fire missiles. Yeah. And sending drones a little bit to.

[Chat Participant]

Daniel, scroll up more. A little bit. This Daniel, he has family and he's been commenting back and forth. So he's saying Andy is incorrect. Iranian wants the monarchy back. That's why they keep changing Javid Shah. They're trying to get Prince Reza back there. I don't know what exactly that means, but he is the one who asked the question earlier about he has family over there and people have been celebrating.

[Andy Purcell]

What am I incorrect about?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I'm not, not sure I'm.

[Andy Purcell]

I could tell you one thing I'm not incorrect about. I'm not incorrect about this. They don't give a fuck about you like you think they do. You. So, so what you're saying is you think that Donald Trump gives a fuck about the Iranian people so much so that he's going to put a United States style fucking regime and that's not happening, bro.

[Chat Participant]

Highly unlikely.

[Andy Purcell]

It's not going to happen. It's never happened before. So,

[Chat Participant]

yeah, Daniel, if you have a point, please write in. Yeah, we like your.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look, dude, I, I love to hear the feedback.

[Chat Participant]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

But I'm just telling you what, historically, the United States is not going to deliver what the people of Iran or think that they're going to. It's not going to happen.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, guys, if you're watching this post, post live, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Man. It's a developing story. I'm sure there'll be more coming out in the next couple of days, but let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. Headline two.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, so, well, we're throwing back to the comment. There is one, someone said this, some said Trump called for a cease fire and they said. No, that's. That's correct.

[DJ Cruise]

That is correct.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. They said, fuck you.

[DJ Cruise]

So I mean, to your point, again, like, I mean, just because they killed Alex Hollow doesn't mean, like, there's still a lot of people that are willing to keep it moving.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. Cool.

[DJ Cruise]

It's real, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Everybody's got an opinion on it. That's cool. My opinion is my opinion. Your opinion is your opinion. Totally get it. I've had a pretty high average from how I see things.

[Chat Participant]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

We'll see what happens.

[DJ Cruise]

We shall see. But what else is happening in the world outside of World War Three?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

World War four, five, six, this happened.

[Andy Purcell]

I know there's a video. There was apparently a big blow up between Trump and Gates.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I couldn't confirm if that was real or not. I saw the photo getting leaked, but I Also feel like I've seen that photo a few months ago, so I don't know about that. But here's something that did get leaked. Oversight Committee releases, Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos. People started breaking this down. Now I got two points for each. I got two clips for each. Bill and Clinton and Hillary.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on. Okay, pull the chat back up. All right, let's ask this question instead.

[DJ Cruise]

Poll time.

[Andy Purcell]

No, let's just ask this question instead. Think about this. What would have to happen here for this to be considered a win for Donald Trump?

[Chat Participant]

What would have to happen in this war situation?

[Andy Purcell]

In this situation? What would have to happen? Listen, it's for you to think about. Just think about that. What would have to happen for this to be a Donald Trump win?

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, I think that answer depends on which Donald Trump are we talking about. We assuming that he's. He's fucking complicit and fucking bought or.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, no, I'm just saying, like, I saw a couple. A couple comments in there. You know, I trust Trump no matter what. Okay, well, what would have to happen here for this to be a win?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, you mean, like, to get from 1 in 4 to fucking 4 out of 4 supported this?

[Chat Participant]

There is no win.

[Andy Purcell]

The fact that that's a hard question for anybody to answer shows you the complexity of the situation and that he opened up a can of worms. That is not going to be good for him or our country or our people or Iran's people. And it's only going to be good potentially for the people who live in Israel. Potentially.

[DJ Cruise]

Potentially.

[Andy Purcell]

That's if Iran doesn't just fucking wipe them the fuck up right now, which could happen.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, they've been getting bombarded, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I know. So I'm just saying, dude, like, are

[Chat Participant]

you trying to say we should not have been involved in the first place?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, that's what was promised. That's what was promised. That's what we all voted on.

[Chat Participant]

I saw a video from 2011 of Trump saying the current president, which he said that would get us in a war with.

[Andy Purcell]

Here's a valid point. Stop talking about the Epstein is a win for Trump.

[Chat Participant]

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Well, that's what we're about to talk about.

[Andy Purcell]

That's the best answer I've seen so far.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So, yeah, a lot of people have been calling this a distraction.

[Andy Purcell]

I just think it's. I just. It's really hard for me to put into my brain how this could be considered a win unless this is fast, quick, minimal casualties, and Iranians regime gets replaced with an effective government. Which has never happened. Ever. It's never happened. Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So we said a win for Trump, not a win for. For the rest of the world.

[Andy Purcell]

I just think, look, I just, I just think, I just think people should think about that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

The fact that you cannot give an answer in one second, how is that

[Andy Purcell]

a win for you as an American citizen? How does that help your life?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Nothing. Because how do you gotta worry about going to a bar or restaurant without getting a lax knockbard? Okay, I don't see a. I mean,

[Andy Purcell]

listen, dude, I think we got to be very objective when we say, okay, well, you know, this is. Blah, blah, blah. People only say these things because it never comes here, that they have to deal with it.

[Chat Participant]

Correct.

[Andy Purcell]

If this turns into a massive, like consistent shooting rampage where it's happening every other day all over the country, how are you going to feel then?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but good thing we hit him first.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, what the fuck?

[Andy Purcell]

I just think. I just. I just think people should think about it.

[Chat Participant]

What's your take on this answer?

[Andy Purcell]

If Israel's control is exposed and people are prosecuted and aid ceased. Yeah. You think that's going to happen?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, Israel's control is already exposed. It's already out there. That's not a question.

[Andy Purcell]

It's exposed to everybody who's not a Sean Hannity watcher.

[DJ Cruise]

So.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, so we'll see. But I think it's just something you guys should think about.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Austin shoot. Looks too cleanly apparent. Also, just saying.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I don't know, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, here's the deal. I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

There's things I know, there's things I don't know. My strategic brain has a very hard time creating a reality where this is beneficial to us. It has a very. It has a very easy time coming up with who this benefits. It's just not us. And isn't the government's responsibility to do things that protect and benefit us?

[DJ Cruise]

You would think, I mean, what do you think? Those founding fathers definitely thought so.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you think that the six families of these kids that were killed are going to. You think they're going to think, oh man, my son and daughter really died for something meaningful?

[DJ Cruise]

Or the people in Austin.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm just saying, dude. Yeah, right, exactly.

[Chat Participant]

Earlier somebody said in the chat that whatever government reports as casualties, if we should triple it just to be safe. Well, yeah, six is too many for sure.

[Andy Purcell]

Fucking zero is the right number.

[DJ Cruise]

Board of Peace in full effect.

[Chat Participant]

Randy Is asking, what part do you think China will play in all of this? If any.

[DJ Cruise]

China's out there, they're out there, bro. They're out there.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Chat Participant]

There's a lot of unknowns there, but.

[Andy Purcell]

Wow. We drinking Natty Lights in the chat? I didn't get offered one. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Hell yeah. All right.

[Chat Participant]

North Korea sounds really safe. Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I know everything and everything that's going on. I have a lot of life experience. I'm pretty good at thinking through. I have a hard time understanding how this is going to be leveraged to be a win for us in any way, shape or form, especially where. When.

[DJ Cruise]

Hold on, wait. Cincinnati had no. That was just black people. Don't. Don't love that one. That was just. That was just some nuggets nuggering.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

That's all that was. That wasn't a terrorist attack. That's just Cincinnati.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you sure?

[DJ Cruise]

Are you sure? Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

What's worse, Iranian sleeper cells or Israel? Well, I mean, we're in a. We're. We're in a problem now. We're in a problem now. This is a problem now because they have incentive to do these attacks now. For real?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, this is a problem, and it's going to be a problem for American citizens. Like, people love to be pro war when they don't have to fight the war.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They love to call for war when they know that they. They themselves or their children are not going to fucking fight in the war. They love it. Americans love it. They love seeing shit blown the fuck up. But then when it's your own fucking grocery store to get shot up in your neighborhood by somebody for some reason that happened over on the other side of the world, you're going to feel differently. So, you know, I just think people should think about those things.

[Chat Participant]

Not only that, you have said over and over that the leaders who decide to do all these things, their family members should go in.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

And then we'll see how the color changes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep, yep.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Guys, let's know. System.

[Andy Purcell]

The down fucking sings about this. Why don't presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

Do you think it's the start of what you said a couple weeks ago about China, Russia, US and trying to veg the smaller countries out to take control?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know yet.

[DJ Cruise]

I ain't seen Russia get involved.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I don't know yet. They both came out and condemned the action.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But I mean, they have like, typical done anything, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's move on to the next thing.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

We're going to have to see how it plays out. That's the truth.

[DJ Cruise]

We shall see. Yeah, we shall see.

[Andy Purcell]

And I'm all for flexing our military muscle on somebody that fucks with our people. Yeah, I'm all for that. Like, I'm all for it. I love it.

[Chat Participant]

But not un. Agitated.

[Andy Purcell]

Not unless we're really going to get something out of it. I'm even for that. Like, I'm even for that. Like, we went to Venezuela, we get their fucking oil. Cool. You know, Like, I'm down with that. Like, but this shit of like attacking people and then getting nothing out of it because it's on the behalf of other people. I'm not for that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I don't like chicken Briani that much.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. You know, I'm just saying.

[DJ Cruise]

You know,

[Andy Purcell]

I'm just saying. And I. My heart goes out to the people of Iran. I've really. I. But I hope they do their part.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Because if they do their part and they take over the government, then this could go really quickly. But, like, you're going to get a lot of those people killed by not having them equipped and not taking out the. Like. There's just a lot of shit, dude. There's a lot.

[DJ Cruise]

And it's has been happening for thousands of years.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro, it's. Look, I am not for. And this goes for any situation, anytime ever. I am not for wars for the sake of wars. And I am certainly not for wars fought on the behalf of other people that should be handling their own shit. When Israel knows that we're standing behind them, they have free reign to fight with whoever they want to. Yeah, that's been going on for decades in the Middle east, all right. And now it's to a point where everybody hates them so bad. I don't really know if it's protectable at this point, you know, which then brings us to another conversation. Is that intentional? And what country do. If you trace back their DNA, the leaders of Israel. Not the Jews, the leaders of Israel. Where do they come from? Oh, they come from Poland and Ukraine and northern Turkey. And what country just had all of its military age males wiped the out? And what did Zielinski say last week about Ukraine? I hope that Ukraine becomes a big Israel. So there's that too.

[DJ Cruise]

That's the backup plan.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't even know if it's a backup plan, because it could be more than that because we already have Israeli intelligence talking about Turkey. Okay, so now we have Israel. Rewind the last 30 years, all of the countries between Israel and Iran have been destabilized. There's no formidable force there to be dealt with with. So if you destabilize Iran and then you do something with Turkey, which was. They're already talking about now, you create a triangle between Ukraine, Israel and Iran that could be potentially part of what, you know, they call the Greater Israel Project. That's hypothetical, but, I mean, it sure does look like it's playing out that way. So. I don't know. There's a lot here, man, and like, dude, I can't do anything about it. You can't do anything about it. We elected a man that said he wasn't going to do this shit, and he's doing it. So, yeah, you know, we're going to have to fucking see how it plays out. I think it's going to be a. I think it's a very. I think, to your point, I think the ultimate thing that we can, that we should say here, have responsibility to say, is that all Americans should be paying attention right now. If you see some shit that's weird, fucking stay away from it or do something. But, like, it's dangerous right now, and people need to know that this is.

[DJ Cruise]

Shouldn't be dangerous.

[Andy Purcell]

This is not one of these situations where there will probably be no repercussions on our own soil.

[DJ Cruise]

No, we're going to have.

[Andy Purcell]

And I think it's important for people to be aware of that.

[DJ Cruise]

100%, dude. 100%. But yeah, man, let's keep cruising. Got to keep cruising here. Headline two. Yeah, the Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos got leaked. So I got two for each. I got two clips. One, you know, two for Hillary, two for Bill. And these were very interesting, Very, very interesting clips. You know, there was. There was some contention. I remember the photos that got leaked, right? And Hillary, apparently, she's tried to storm out of the flag meeting.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that clip's been circulating, but I wanted to get to the meat and potatoes, right? Like, what was that?

[Andy Purcell]

I like meat and potatoes, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

I like meat and potatoes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, same.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, same. Never been about those sweets.

[DJ Cruise]

Why'd you look like that?

[Andy Purcell]

Because you like the sweets, too.

[DJ Cruise]

What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

[Andy Purcell]

This is the fat people's rule. You can like meat and potatoes or you can light sweets. But if you like both.

[DJ Cruise]

So what does that mean?

[Andy Purcell]

You're going to be fat?

[Chat Participant]

It's an or, not an and.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you can like both. You like both, you're going to have problems.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, all right.

[Andy Purcell]

Just observation I've made.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right, that's fine. That's fine. All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, it's easier to control half the battlefield than it is the whole battlefield.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, that's a hell of a use.

[Andy Purcell]

My strategic brain here.

[DJ Cruise]

It's a hell of a question.

[Andy Purcell]

If you automatically eliminate half of the enemy, you only got to fight this battle over here. All right?

[DJ Cruise]

So no beating potatoes. All right, dude, let's dive into these, man. I got these clips. I think this first one here, Hillary gets a little frazzled. Should we say. Let's check this first.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Look, are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Weiner's laptop?

[DJ Cruise]

Real quick. Can we just look. Can we just take two seconds? I know you don't like her. All right, Two seconds. Admire this.

[Chat Participant]

The first impression that I'm getting in the. You know, in those horror movies, you have that creepy doll that's sitting somewhere. It's about planning and plotting for you to kill your whole family.

[Andy Purcell]

You mean like all the dolls?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That's why we don't have dolls.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, we don't play that.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, dolls, bro.

[Chat Participant]

It's like if I'm gonna make a movie, I'm gonna take that and model my character.

[Andy Purcell]

She looks like that dude off of the Moot. What's that movie where the dude rides a tricycle? Oh, yeah, she looks like Saw.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, look how low.

[Chat Participant]

The puppet. The puppet mouth.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Can we. Like that?

[Andy Purcell]

They're sitting pretty low, but let's be real. Okay. Don't even play a sound.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, all right.

[Andy Purcell]

And look at. Hold on. And look at her.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, mute it.

[Andy Purcell]

Don't play.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, mute it.

[Andy Purcell]

What's she saying right there? What does that look say?

[DJ Cruise]

These cockroaches.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

They can question me.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[Chat Participant]

Look at how she smiled.

[Andy Purcell]

That is exactly what she's thinking.

[DJ Cruise]

Thinking.

[Andy Purcell]

She is thinking. Listen to this little pip. Sweet. Questioning me. Who? Who? How dare she question me.

[DJ Cruise]

She's sitting in the presence of a goddess.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. And then you play the sound, but she backs it up with the way she talks.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, she does. Yeah. Let's. Let's check this clip out. So. So they add. They start asking her about John Podesta, right? You know, and Wiener. And she's laughing. Frazzle drip. Yeah, bro, I Remember? I remember watching this clip with you. Yeah. Five, six years ago. Dude.

[Andy Purcell]

People think it's not even real. It's on the dark Web, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

They ask her about it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Look at her face when she. When she responds to this.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Weiner's laptop? In a folder that was titled in insurance, Life insurance, with a zip file titled fraudulent chairman's ruling.

[DJ Cruise]

Look how quick our lawyers.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

That it's not. When the school based on.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, if there was nothing there, if this was total. Why would her attorneys react that way? Why?

[DJ Cruise]

Why?

[Andy Purcell]

Because if this was total bullshit and you're interviewing me and like, it's completely total bullshit, like, it should be obvious that it's bullshit, right?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't need no fucking attorneys to protect me. What did you guys. Oh, it's because they have to. Because they know your shit. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. And they're. They're. They are obligated.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, yes.

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway, keep going. If they don't do that. Just so we understand, for those of you who have never been involved in a lawsuit, if they don't do that, that's considered negligence. So they have to do it, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

They moved in quick, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Because they have to.

[DJ Cruise]

They moved in quick.

[Andy Purcell]

If she gets convicted of that later and they didn't do that, then their ass is on the line for it. So I think it's a very. I think it's a very telling response.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I see it.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Public hearing. Is this within the scope?

[DJ Cruise]

We can go off the record for

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

a moment, Mr. Chairman. Is this within the scope?

[DJ Cruise]

They go off the record? Why?

[Andy Purcell]

Because there's nothing to see here.

[DJ Cruise]

Isn't that fucking weird?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So. So. So paint the p. Wiener. Okay. Had his wiener with some things. He had a file that was called life insurance. And inside of this file was a few documents, some videos called Frazzle Drip. I don't even know if we could still say allegedly at this point. Okay. I've seen the shit with my own eyes.

[Andy Purcell]

This is also important. This was before AI was publicly available.

[DJ Cruise]

Before. Well, before. But allegedly showing Ms. Hillary here doing some really fucking sick, fucked up shit. Yeah, like really, like sick shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Like cutting the face off of a young girl and then putting the face on her face.

[DJ Cruise]

Like some fucked up shit, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. With. And Huber Aberdeen was allegedly the other woman. Do you know who she's married to now? Right. Do you know?

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, you don't know?

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

George Soros son.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, Alex.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

No shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

But you. But riddle me this. Why would I name a file life insurance and put that shit in there? Oh, is it because if like I got, you know, fucked with. That's my life insurance?

[Andy Purcell]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, that makes sense to me. But this shit's like. So you go off the record when she starts getting printed and pressed on this?

[Andy Purcell]

Allegedly.

[DJ Cruise]

That's weird. What's the next clip? Let's check it out.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

That's the question. I'm going to answer your question. This was what I spent my time doing. I'm a survivor, trying to look out for other survivors, trying. And I was taking care of the people who lost 3,000 lives. And now you're being World Trade center today you asked me. I have 16 survivors. I'm a survivor myself. You have emails. You've denied that, Jeff, Jeffrey Epstein, that you tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to give money to you. I did not. Howard Lutnick was. If you have an email with me asking Jeffrey Epstein for money from Howard Lutnick, sending it to Jeffrey Epstein and his people. I don't know about an event, an intimate event for you at his office at Canter Fitzgerald. If you let me finish, obfuscate and say to this committee, you didn't try to get money from Jeffrey Epstein when there was an intimate. In an email that Howard Lucknow emailed to Epstein's people and Epstein to get him to come to your intimate event at Canter Fitzgerald. A very small event. And so I'm not going to put. You want to yell at me, that's fine, but I'll yell right back. Well, I am looking out for completely

[DJ Cruise]

lying, which is the second point that I would like to address for the people here. Okay. These people all. We all get told the same thing. They're all under oath.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, you. Oh, oh, we're going to go there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, let's go there.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's fucking go there.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. So there are things I propose all of you to consider this. What is our entire legal system based upon taking the oath under what?

[DJ Cruise]

On a Bible. Under who?

[Andy Purcell]

God. Okay, now if our entire legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible, what about people who don't believe in God?

[Chat Participant]

Makes no difference.

[Andy Purcell]

What about people who have a different God? So let's say that you didn't believe that Jesus Christ was Lord and savior and you didn't believe in.

[DJ Cruise]

Which he is.

[Andy Purcell]

Which. Yeah, he is which. You didn't believe in those things. How could you expect someone, whether they be a Satanist or whether they be atheist, Muslim or whether they be. Come on, Jewish.

[DJ Cruise]

Come on now, Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

Or whether they be anything other that believes something else, wouldn't that mean that they didn't really have to tell the truth in court?

[DJ Cruise]

Come on now, brother.

[Andy Purcell]

Has anybody ever thought about that?

[DJ Cruise]

Come on, dog.

[Andy Purcell]

Have we ever talked about that?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't think so. I mean, that's an interesting point.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I think it is. I think it's relevant too.

[DJ Cruise]

I think it's very relevant. And so, so here's, here's the setups, right? So you have your attorneys because people

[Andy Purcell]

always believe that everybody that's being deposed or in court or at a hearing is telling the truth. That's predicated on the belief that they believe in the Bible. That's right. And that there's something they're beholden to, those consequences. Correct. It's a flaw.

[DJ Cruise]

I can't be beholden to consequences I don't believe exist.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, how do we solve this? So should we make people testify on an oath to Muhammad?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Or, you know, Satan.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. Or what? Like, you see what I'm saying, right? I just. I don't know. I think it's interesting.

[DJ Cruise]

And we put our entire fucking trust into this system. And like, dude, these, this lady, bro, she lied about fucking Benghazi. You think she gives a fuck?

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, there's plenty.

[DJ Cruise]

Life's on the line, right?

[Andy Purcell]

There's plenty of Christians that lie under

[DJ Cruise]

oath on a daily basis.

[Andy Purcell]

It happens every day in fucking court.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. So I think people should fucking think about that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, bro, we see these Senate committee hearings and shit like that. Bro, these people are lying.

[Andy Purcell]

They have no problem lying, especially if they have no belief in Christianity and

[DJ Cruise]

the repercussions of it, bro. You know, and so like, you know, the setup is this, ladies and gentlemen, you have your attorneys. Because here's the thing. She's an attorney too. She. She has a law degree. They all have the law degree. Right. And so they're going to use wordplay. Yeah. And you know, war of the words.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct.

[DJ Cruise]

And if that doesn't work, I'll just fucking lie. Because guess what? I don't believe in the consequences anyway.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. And then it's taken as truth because they're under oath.

[DJ Cruise]

She's under oath. It's Hillary Clinton, Come on now. She couldn't even be honest about why. Nevermind.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, dude, listen, bro. The, the, the system is based on. Upon the idea that the people that are participating in the system are Christian. If they are not Christian, they have no moral obligation to tell the truth by holding their Hand on a Bible.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Do we understand that? Have we ever thought about that? Has anybody talked about that? Because I think it's relevant.

[DJ Cruise]

I think it's extremely relevant, dude. Extremely relevant. Anyway, I mean, I think even to take it a step further, dude, again, let's say she is this whole holy Christian person. Sure. Okay, okay. Play along with me.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, all right.

[DJ Cruise]

Saggy titties and all. Okay. Fuck, they're low. Why?

[Andy Purcell]

You look at a hell of a place. I can't stop.

[DJ Cruise]

Look, bro, look, it gotta be cold in there. She got some nipple piercings or something there. You don't see that?

[Andy Purcell]

Look, man, let's just keep moving, bro. You're digging a hole you can't get out of, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Cross sided, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, there's no coming back from that.

[DJ Cruise]

But let's just.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, dude, stop looking at the devil.

[DJ Cruise]

Look at that pantsuit. I mean, hey, they're going to disguise themselves. Be careful now, boys.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, all right. Well, you're the weird motherfucker. That's a weird thing to say, isn't it, dude?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, look, they're looking at you, bro. They're looking at me, man.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm looking the other way now.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, hold on, I'll fix this.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, okay.

[DJ Cruise]

So nothing. So nothing, man. You wouldn't even know that's Hillary.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, I ain't looking. I gotta get a water.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, okay. All right. Real shit, though. So let's assume. All right. For conversation sakes, all right. This lady's legit now. Yeah. She probably did some fucked up shit. At the end of the day, her life's on the line. Her life's on the fucking line. You lie. She'd have no problem lying. Her life's on the line. Yeah, so it don't even matter. Nope, it does not matter. Now here's another interesting take. Is because they did build the next day, Bill Clinton got there and his was just as easily very off. Let's check a little bit of this first one.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said, you, quote, like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? You're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something. Why would Epstein say that about? She's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. Clinton likes them young. Referring to girls.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what he wants to say? You know what he wants to say? He wants to say, have you looked at young girls?

[DJ Cruise]

He actually kind of says that too.

[Andy Purcell]

I promise you that's what he wants to say. Have you looked at the young women versus you old bags?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Have you seen my wife?

[Andy Purcell]

He wants to. Dude, look at his face. He wants to say he's itching. He's so old.

[DJ Cruise]

He doesn't give a. Oh, he's itching.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. How old is he now? 80s? Thousand. He's almost laughing.

[Chat Participant]

He's 79.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

He's 79. He looks like shit.

[Andy Purcell]

He's younger than Trump. Trump's 80 or something.

[Chat Participant]

79.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

That's crazy.

[Andy Purcell]

My dad's 81 today, and he's smarter than both the run circles around this dude. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. But, yeah, okay, so, yeah, he's getting questioned, right? Because Epstein, in an email, said that Bill Clinton liked them young.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So he's being quite pressed on this.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not true.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

What's not true?

[Andy Purcell]

That I have any interest in underage.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

I didn't say underage. I said. I said young.

[Andy Purcell]

But it's still not her.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Is an intern young?

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. Anybody younger than I?

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Did you know Jeffrey Epstein instructed a witness to deny you were ever on his island?

[Andy Purcell]

He didn't have to, since I was never there.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Did you ever travel to Zorro Ranch?

[Andy Purcell]

Is that the one in New Mexico?

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Okay. Have you ever flown on anyone else's private jet? 26 times or more for overseas trips?

[Andy Purcell]

I have flown as many miles on other jets, but never with as many stops.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

How many other people's planes have you used, like Epstein? 26 times or miles, etc.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. I did with Steve Beam, who's now deceased and probably with four or five others.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Now that's not uncommon.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's not.

[Andy Purcell]

People that are of that political class and wealth class use each other's planes on a regular basis. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's not normal, though. It's having crazy parties on them like that with potentially underage people.

[Andy Purcell]

I love your question. Is the intern young?

[DJ Cruise]

Gotcha.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, yes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Well, then it gets. It takes a little turn here. Okay. Because then they, they, they. You know, they're pressing these people. I give them credit. Like, I mean, they were pressing. Now a couple of times, they had to go off the record. You know, people get stormed out. Right. They started pressing Bill Clinton on his thoughts on how exactly Jeffrey Epstein died. Let's check this. Check this clip out.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Like to ask you personally and directly, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died? I am asking what the President thinks of. So you're asking his opinion? Mr. President, was your. Was your friend Jeffrey Epstein suicide? Are you classifying him as a friend who. He has testified that he was friendly. I thought he was a friend. In a letter, he said he was friendly, but not. You've asked for his testify. Mr. President, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? Do you know was he ever suicidal?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. I only know what the medical finding was. I think maybe he finally got caught. And I don't know. I think I've accepted it in my own mind. I don't know what happened.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Mr. President, what did you accept? That he killed himself or that he did?

[Andy Purcell]

Not that he did, but I don't know.

[Committee Member / Interviewer]

Yes, sir.

[DJ Cruise]

Thank you.

[Andy Purcell]

We don't. None of us know it's a fair answer.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Dude, there's something to this.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, no. Well, no, but I mean, like, I'm just saying. I'm not. Look, bro, my mind doesn't work like everybody else's, okay? I'm evaluating every statement. Yeah. Does that make sense?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Piece by piece, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Of course he's guilty. That's my opinion.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

Those fucking shirts are guilty. I'll stop there.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, look, man, I don't know.

[Chat Participant]

Somebody commented, looks like Billy has been cut off his adenochrome.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, he does look like that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Bro.

[Chat Participant]

Shaken.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't think he. I don't know if it looks like he's been cut off of his adrenochrome or if he's just had to spend, like, a lifetime with Hillary.

[DJ Cruise]

Both have devastating effects.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Dude, I don't know, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Well,

[DJ Cruise]

do you think this is the whole headline one shit is just a distraction from the continuation of the Epstein stuff?

[Andy Purcell]

If it is related.

[DJ Cruise]

Not related.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, it does seem like every time something comes to the public eye, that there's another thing. Right after. Okay. When Covid was exposed for not being. You know, like, if you guys remember, that mask mandate got struck down and, like, two days later, Covid was over.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And then, like, a neck, like, literally, like, right away, Ukraine started.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Profile pictures started changing instantly.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, every time something ends, something else starts. And that's the pattern that we've observed, and it would fit into that pattern.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Do I think it's a distraction from that? If I was putting a percentage on it, I would say it's convenient, but I don't think it's the whole reason. So I think there's, like, you're mixing things together.

[DJ Cruise]

Sure.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying? I'm sure it plays a percentage in that decision.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, 100%. Dude, guys jumping on this convo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, we got our third and final headline, bro. Let's get conspiratorial.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Like we haven't already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, this one's interesting, bro. This actually was like. I would like to say he's like a top five favorite actors, but he's making some noise right now. Or is it him making the noise at all? Jim Carrey is in the news. Jim Carrey interview at French Film Awards Shocks fans impersonator saying it's not him. We all know Jim Carrey, right? Jim Carrey is like a goat, in my opinion. He's a goat. Like he's done a lot of really, really like with some of my favorite movies. Yeah, right. Me, myself and Irene. Classic. Fuck.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, this great movie. Yeah, right? The mask was a little weird, but

[Andy Purcell]

you know, kids, dicks are bigger than them sausages. Come on, Charlie, what are you trying to say, dude? I never laugh so hard at Jim Carrey scene. The funniest fucking scene that I've ever seen. Jim Carrey is when he crawled out the asshole. That fucking rhinoceros dude. I fucking was in the theater watching that and I fudge it. Almost had to leave because I'm laughing so hard.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, when nature calls.

[Andy Purcell]

Funny, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, he's a great actor.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, I always thought he was pretty funny.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, all right, well, let's see this also.

[Andy Purcell]

He's also been very open about some of the shit that's been going on in Hollywood.

[Chat Participant]

Well, that's connects really well.

[DJ Cruise]

It's funny you say that, Andy. It's funny you say that. Okay, I would like to show a clip to everybody. This is from November of 2014. Okay. November 2014. There's a clip that has been making its rounds now because of all of this, what happened yesterday or this past weekend. Let's check this clip out,

[Andy Purcell]

right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

What is it? Come on, Jimmy, seriously. The time is up. People are hip to this kind of stuff. I'm here tonight to blow the lid off it. To be the whistleblower. I'm sick of and tired of the secrets and the lies.

[Chat Participant]

It is the secret symbol of the

[Andy Purcell]

luminati and you're a part of it. And it is the all mocking tongue. I like it. It's a symbol of the all mocking tongue. And I'm sick of it. I want everybody to be in on the joke, man. You know what I mean? But for years now, talk show hosts, people on television, people in sitcoms have been hired by the government to throw you off the track, to distract you,

[DJ Cruise]

to make you laugh and stuff like that.

[Andy Purcell]

Make you happy and docile so you don't know what's really going on. You know, they get out there in the woods in a circle, naked, and they decide these things and, you know, and look at them. Look at him trying to. This is hilarious. Hilarious.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Now it's funny too, because, like, kind of explains all the. And like, you know, says all the.

[Andy Purcell]

That Jimmy Kimmel seemed definitely uncomfortable.

[DJ Cruise]

Very uncomfortable, right? Very uncomfortable. Okay?

[Andy Purcell]

So he's like, what the are you doing, bro?

[Marco Rubio]

Stop.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, and that's. Dude, that's happened a few times with a few other celebrities, though, Okay? A few other ones. Kevin Hart, I think, and Kelly Clarkson, like, that was a slip up on that. Mel Gibson. Right. Would like to paint a little picture here. Okay? Call me Picasso. So that was November 14, 2014. Okay. Not even a year later, because you guys remember when Jim Carrey kind of just disappeared, right? What happened? Well, not even a year after this interview, okay, Less than a year after this interview happened, his girlfriend at the time, Catherine Catheriona White, she was found dead by an apparent suicide, an apparent overdose. Okay? And then for the next three years. Three years, Jim Carrey's drug in court, both criminally. He was civilly sued. Right. And it took three years before he was ever cleared.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Ever cleared. Three years later. Okay? So then he shows up in Paris today. I mean, this couple days ago. Right? Couple of days ago, right. In Paris, France, or somebody shows up in Paris. Check this clip. This is him being allegedly. Him being interviewed by the French press. It's a wonderful feeling.

[Andy Purcell]

I really took on a pretty big challenge trying to do my speech in French.

[DJ Cruise]

So, you know, I wrote it and I researched it and I practiced it like crazy. But, you know, it's.

[Andy Purcell]

Then I watched everybody, like, talking a thousand miles an hour up there receiving their awards.

[DJ Cruise]

And I was like, I'm dead.

[Chat Participant]

But.

[Andy Purcell]

And I made mistakes and I was like a novice.

[DJ Cruise]

But I felt a lot of love

[Andy Purcell]

and I felt a lot of appreciation that I tried. And what I said was true.

[DJ Cruise]

And I really wanted to recognize my family. I wanted to recognize my dad. I mean, my dad was the type

[Andy Purcell]

of person that if you met him for five minutes, you felt like you knew him for 50 years.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, I Can't talk about him without getting emotional. Oh, loved it.

[Andy Purcell]

Loved it. It's so beautiful.

[DJ Cruise]

And having Michelle, you know, Camille Coutton was also amazing.

[Andy Purcell]

And it.

[DJ Cruise]

It was just a brilliant evening, you know, really brilliant evening. Oh, my gosh. Was off the hook.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, I can't believe he committed

[DJ Cruise]

to doing all that.

[Andy Purcell]

I. I was really. Is this about someone else? My favorite funny face is the one I'm wearing right now.

[DJ Cruise]

She asked, what's your favorite funny face? She said, the one I'm wearing right now. Yeah. Now, a lot of people were saying, old Jimmy's been cloned. All right. Old Jimmy's been cloned. And all I'm saying is I don't recognize this dude. Now, we know cloning is a real thing. They've been trying it, right? They've been doing it.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you mean, they. They've been trying it. Like, you can clone your dog now, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what I'm saying. Like, the ethical, like, publicly, you can

[Andy Purcell]

do it for, like, 30 grand.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so if it's only 30 grand, clone your dog. That means they probably have a lot of access to be able to do these things.

[DJ Cruise]

It's that Jim, dude. I don't know. I think. Can we do a poll? Is it poll time?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, dude, look,

[DJ Cruise]

look, I saw that narrative too. Like, Jim sent his double because he still didn't want to go out to the public.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. I know this.

[DJ Cruise]

Is this Jimmy?

[Andy Purcell]

It sure didn't feel like him, dude. He was speaking the way that he. Like, it just didn't seem like him at all. And it certainly doesn't look. It looks like it could be him, but it looks like he's had, like, a lot of surgery or whatever. Yeah. I don't know, dude.

[Chat Participant]

In the end of 2024, he was at a movie release, I think it was Sonic 2 or 3, and this kid was asking him, when will we see you as a Grinch next? And he dropped for a moment and he did the Grinch face. And people are saying we should ask this guy to do the face because nobody else can do it like him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but that'd be hard if you got all that Botox and shit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I don't know, dude. It certainly didn't. When I first saw the clip, it. I was like, God dang, man. Like, he had some really bad surgery or that ain't him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then when you watched him talk and how he interacted didn't feel like him either. So I don't Know, man, to add

[Chat Participant]

fuel to the fire, there's an impersonator slash makeup artist called Alexis Stone. He has posted on his Instagram with the Jim Carrey mask on his table, and he's supposedly trying to say that he was the one impersonating as him.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, he posted on his Instagram Alex, whatever his name as Jim Carrey. But then.

[DJ Cruise]

But then he made a comment, or a spokesman made a comment on behalf of Jim Carrey saying that it was Jim Carrey that went, dude, people are

[Chat Participant]

making videos about his different eye color, his demeanor, and also how he was so proud of his facial muscles expression. He used to treat all different kinds of actors, so it's very unlikely of him doing that. But who knows the truth?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, dude,

[Chat Participant]

Squidward. There were like six things in there that seemed like it wasn't him.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, the dude got the Mickey Rourke face. Yeah, dude. I mean, Mickey Work is another one of those guys. I mean, Mickey Rourke does not look like Mickey Rourke anymore, but it is Mickey Rourke.

[DJ Cruise]

No, so, like, dude, I saw this AI clip of like, it was like showing all the people, like, what they look like, and then like when they're like, you know, much older and they get all the. And like, it morphs from when they're younger to like, dude, it's up.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, I'm not sure, but there was a clip of him or a photo of him on some sort of show, like just a few days ago.

[Andy Purcell]

I saw that too, where his hair was short.

[Chat Participant]

The hair was short.

[Andy Purcell]

So nine days earlier.

[Chat Participant]

Correct.

[Andy Purcell]

I didn't know if that was true or not.

[Chat Participant]

I. I don't know that either, but it adds to the speculation.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Fuck, I don't know. I think all the other shit was fucking weird. I mean, like I said, you come out with the statement, something tripped. See, obviously fucking puts it all out there. Stuff that most people actually believe. And then you have to go through all that bullshit for years. To me, that was like, hey, motherfucker, don't ever do that again.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? And now we don't know who we got. I don't know, man. I don't know. Yeah, we saw your freemason hand signal. Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

Come on. Gotta believe your eyes more. I mean, look, dude. I mean, yeah, it doesn't look like him. I'm not saying it looks like him. I'm saying there could be a lot of other things in play.

[DJ Cruise]

Sure.

[Andy Purcell]

It could be a body double. It could be a. A clone. It could be. I don't know. It certainly doesn't look like him. I agree with you. But like when you're saying, oh, come on. Well, what the do you want me to say?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right.

[Chat Participant]

People just want you to assure what they think.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I don't have. I've never been around these, bro. I don't know them. I don't know their secret handshakes or their things. I don't know the. I'm. I'm sitting here with you guys trying to figure it out. The dude does not look like him.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Didn't act like him either.

[DJ Cruise]

No, that to me. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

But like these zoomed in pictures of eye color and, and these videos of him riding with the wrong hand. And you do realize that you could flip a video, right?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You do realize that you can make someone who appears to be right handed appear to be left handed by. You got it on your phone.

[Chat Participant]

AI.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. There's all kinds of AI. People can. With people's pigment colors. Like, dude, they can do it in video. Like I know all of this. So it's very hard for me to sit here and say, oh yeah, well, the eye color is different and this is different and that's different. They can do that on computer.

[Chat Participant]

If you can sell dick pics, dick pills, any. Anything can be happened.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude picks to these point or, or dick pics.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

[DJ Cruise]

I couldn't leave that on the table.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I. I'm just saying, dude, like, you guys act like I know that he's for sure a clone. It's a revenge of the clones.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what they want. Give it to Star Wars. Yeah, that's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, like, dude, what do you want me to say? It don't look like him. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, I. It did not look like him to me. It did not act like him to me. His voice did not sound the same demeanor to me. The voice was the thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

More than anything else.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Because you can't replicate someone's voice.

[Chat Participant]

Correct.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. The voice did not sound the same to me.

[Chat Participant]

That was like a fingerprint.

[Andy Purcell]

If I was going to say, out of all the. What makes me think it's not him? The voice was the most thing above his appearance. Okay. Because we have all seen what these people do in Hollywood with their plastic surgery.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They. They end up Looking like aliens. Okay. They do. You got all these out there putting all this in their face by people that don't know what the they're doing. They end up looking like total. You got dudes doing it now too. They think they look younger. They don't look younger. I. I don't know, man. Like, you never know. You never know what someone's willing to do to stay relevant. All right? And if you got people telling you, hey man, we're going to cut your face up, make you look 20 years younger. I only know, really? I only know one that could actually do that. And he's here in St. Louis. His name is Mike Nyak.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. And if you don't follow him on Instagram, go look at his. Because he will straight up make. He makes these 60 year old women look like they're 30. And it's amazing. Outside of him, I think the rest of them are terrible.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They end up looking like this.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

So if you're in Hollywood and you care about your face, come to St. Louis, go see Mike Nyak. Mike, pay me.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. That's a ass.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm just saying, you know, like. And dude, yes, there's, there's respectable injectors and cosmetic injectors. My brother's wife is one of them. Okay. So it does really do a great job. But like, this overdoing of it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

It has been going on for a long time. It's hard to tell what is or what isn't, so. I don't know, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

His neck looks young.

[Andy Purcell]

I. I don't know, dude. I got anything more to say about it? It is. What the fuck it is. His voice was the biggest. Tell to me. The voice did not sound the same. It's very like, imagine if they made a clone of me. How hard, how, how, how hard it would be to replicate my voice. Am I in the way? I move and you can't do it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I'd be like, yes, you can't do it.

[Chat Participant]

Very different.

[DJ Cruise]

Pull the pants down. That'd be my tattoo.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. You're weird. Yeah, bro. Kelly Osborne. Everybody's dogging on her. She had lap band surgery seven, eight years ago and lost 200 pounds. That's what the fuck it looks like when you lose that kind of weight. I feel bad for her because they're under mass. Unless you've ever been in the public eye, you don't understand how fucking mean people are, okay? And if you're a woman and you're sensitive about your appearance. For example, she's always been a little fucking chunky, all right? And people calling her fat and all this for 20 years or whole 30 years, her whole life. This is what happens.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, And. And nobody can really take that. It's. I feel bad for her. Like, when I saw her at the. Dude, it made me sad. Everybody else making fun of her. It made me sad.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you're right. AI can do my voice, but AI can't do the inflections in the way that I speak and the way that I move the right way. You know how I fucking know? Because we can't even do it.

[DJ Cruise]

The CJ get paid overtime. Who the fuck is cj?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

All right?

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Can't replicate Andy's cuteness. That's a fucking. For sure.

[Chat Participant]

People are asking, what's the drink over there?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah, that's our new form Protein rtd that launches literally tomorrow.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, soft launches tomorrow here locally, in Wally's and Dearborg's exclusively. And. And then to. I think we do it direct. And then in a month it'll start hitting stores.

[DJ Cruise]

So.

[Andy Purcell]

Really good.

[Chat Participant]

A lot of people ask that, so.

[DJ Cruise]

It's interesting.

[Andy Purcell]

It's really good.

[DJ Cruise]

What flavor you got?

[Andy Purcell]

That's vanilla.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah?

[Andy Purcell]

What do you got? You got chocolate? Yeah, well. Yep. Gotta keep that skin pigment.

[DJ Cruise]

Dj, stop putting the chocolate milk on yourself. All right, man. Yeah, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Why is it. Why is the chocolate so small?

[DJ Cruise]

Bullshit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. The chocolate's half the size of the vanilla. The truth.

[Chat Participant]

Smiley out.

[DJ Cruise]

24 ounces right here.

[Andy Purcell]

This one's 48. Twice as big.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Okay.

[Chat Participant]

Spot the cards.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, man. All right, man. Well, guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. We got one final segment we got to get through. As always, we have thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck. We'll bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it. Give it one of those two options. Now, Andy, you are a businessman.

[Andy Purcell]

I depends on who you ask.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, depends.

[Andy Purcell]

New York Times Depends on who you ask.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

And I would like. I would. I mean, this. This. This takes some of your business expertise, okay. Your expert opinion.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, yeah, sure.

[DJ Cruise]

On a business and their CEO, Mickey D's. Ooh, Mickey D's. When's the last time you had McDonald's?

[Andy Purcell]

It's been at least 10 years.

[DJ Cruise]

Really?

[Andy Purcell]

I had to cut it out, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I had to cut out Taco Bell straight up. Cold turkey. I had to cut McDonald's the same way because I was literally addicted to it, bro. I. There is. I am, I am to fast food what an alcoholic is to alcohol what

[DJ Cruise]

Israel is to our lobby, to our politicians.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. I am too fast food what Bill Clinton is to young girls.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, that's right, that's right. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

I just can't fucking help it. So I had to quit.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

I had to quit.

[DJ Cruise]

Just cold turkey dog now.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, now I will say I've had McDonald's french fries a few times, but that's it.

[DJ Cruise]

I get French fries.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, I get French fries. But as far as like going there, I literally have not had Taco Bell. Not a single fucking thing. Yeah. Because the minute that it hits my lips, it's over. It's over for me. It's a lupus 75 hard.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's do it.

[Chat Participant]

What's that?

[Andy Purcell]

Being in shape? Over. It's over for good.

[DJ Cruise]

Viva la Taco Bell.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm, I'm, I'm moving to Mexico.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah. I just can't do it, bro. Like, that's one of them things. You got it like we talked about on the Q A today. You got to cut the things that don't serve you. That was one of the cuts.

[DJ Cruise]

Taco Bell.

[Chat Participant]

McDonald's fries, though. What is it about them?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. They're Good.

[Chat Participant]

I've had McDonald's fries in about seven or eight countries. They, they taste. Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

That's the whole premise of their operation. Have you ever watched that movie on Ray Croc Y where his whole thing was, it's got to taste the same everywhere you go.

[Chat Participant]

He's wild.

[Andy Purcell]

First guy that ever did figure that out. You know, I actually think that the. I actually think that there would be a play for the exact opposite. But that's another discussion. What if you could go to a restaurant that you kind of knew what you were going to get, but the burger was made in like the, in the, the style of the area. Yeah, that's right. Interesting.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, they do, they do that, don't they? Where like, like, if you go to like the, like the, like the, they have Chinese McDonald's, it's like sushi.

[Chat Participant]

They have different offerings compared depending on the location. Yeah, but the fries.

[Andy Purcell]

No, what I'm saying is, is like, forget it.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

The point is I had to cut the out cuz I was addicted to it.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm proud of you.

[Andy Purcell]

I love Mexican pizzas. I love Them Mexican pizza. You know, my, my order was two double decker tacos, two chili cheese burritos and Mexican pizza.

[DJ Cruise]

Damn.

[Andy Purcell]

That was my go to stat.

[DJ Cruise]

Damn.

[Andy Purcell]

Fire sauce, two packs of fire on everything.

[DJ Cruise]

Soda, Diet.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, you know, I canceled it out with diet soda. You know, like every other obese.

[DJ Cruise]

I'll take all of this and a diet coke, please.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Gotta watch my figure.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying? It's science.

[DJ Cruise]

Empty calories. Yeah,

[Chat Participant]

that science is accepted everywhere.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[DJ Cruise]

That is fat man. Science, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

When you understand that, most people think that, you can understand why they fell for covet.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, because it's science.

[DJ Cruise]

Science. Yeah, it's science.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. Yeah. I was one of those.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. You know, I had to stop.

[DJ Cruise]

I feel you. Yeah. Well, the McDonald's CEO, Chris Kempzinski, he's going viral right now after he's taste testing, you know, we, you know, you do, you do this right, like you, you get to taste test some products and stuff before official launch. Right. You give your feedback on it. I guess this is like a media play they've been running with McDonald's. So he's, he's, he's doing a little trial taste test of a new product launching for McDonald's. Let's check this out. Let's get your thoughts on it. Sk here with. You've heard about it. Here it is, the big arch. This is something that we have tested already in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product. It is so good. I'm going to do a tasting right now, but I'm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know.

[Andy Purcell]

So here we go. First. Holy cow.

[DJ Cruise]

God, that is a big burger. We've got a very unique kind of sesame poppy sort of bun on it. We've got two quarter pound patties, a delicious big arch sauce, and of course some lettuce. So. Oh, there's so much going on with this. First of all, let's try to get this thing. I don't even know how to attack it. Got so much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well. I see those kind of coming out. All right, the moment of truth. Big bite. Done. Bite. It doesn't bite it.

[Andy Purcell]

That is so good.

[DJ Cruise]

And then cuts a big bite for a big. That's not the bite he took distinctively. McDonald's. Only McDonald's could do this type of burger. But it also is unlike anything else on our menu. It's a delicious product. You know, you've got sort of the cheeses and the gooeyness, but those crispy onions as well, gives a nice texture.

[Andy Purcell]

And of course, we've got the pickles. So. Whose fucking idea was this so terrible.

[DJ Cruise]

Fire them.

[Andy Purcell]

Whoever came up with this idea deserves to be fired.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

This is asking for trouble. Let's put our Total Nerd CEO, Mr. Rogers.

[Chat Participant]

People are calling him that.

[DJ Cruise]

Mr. Rogers does a mukbang.

[Andy Purcell]

Come on, man.

[Chat Participant]

This is.

[Andy Purcell]

This is terrible idea.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Whoever. It probably his own idea. You know what I'm saying? Hey, I got this idea. We're gonna put me.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, we're gonna put.

[Andy Purcell]

We're gonna make me the star. Right? So you want my business expertise.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Don't do that.

[DJ Cruise]

They've been clipping this meme right here. I love this product.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I mean, listen, it's. Listen, man, first of all, if you were gonna do it right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Go to a store. Go in the store. Because what he's trying to do is be relatable.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. You gotta take the car, your Tweedledee outfit, okay. And your pocket protector and put on a T shirt and some first form sweats.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. What? Be cool like everybody else.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

Swag.

[Andy Purcell]

See, that's how you market. Right?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. All right. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Go in. Be a regular human being.

[DJ Cruise]

Breathe.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Like.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

Try not to look like a robot. Order the sandwich. Yeah. Sit down with someone else who's eating in the restaurant. Hey, can I join you? You know what? I also got you a burger. Why don't you let me know what you think?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Do something real. Like, be real. Do it real. This fake shit doesn't work with people anymore. And I don't give a fuck how much you're getting paid by McDonald's. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. What's his salary? I guarantee you it's crazy, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

The funniest piece out of this video, though, is that he's like, I'm not going to eat the rest of this on camera. I'm saving this for lunch. Yeah, he didn't bite that. He didn't even try it.

[Chat Participant]

Approximately 18 to 19 million.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay? For $20 million, bro, you can. You could think this through a little bit better. Okay, I'm sorry. Dude, this is corporate CEOs. Oh, man. Don't even get me started. They went to Yale and they got their little degree and they think they can go out and do this? You're not A founder. You're not Ray Kroc. Don't make yourself to be the Ray Croc. Push the buttons behind the scenes and let somebody else do this. You're you. This is terrible. Yeah, terrible. I'd fire you.

[Chat Participant]

Somebody said he will fire himself afterwards.

[Andy Purcell]

I, if that were me, bro, I hope you guys would be like, n. This ain't it, bro. Like holy man. And let me tell y' all something. This is some free game. Let me tell you some free game for the next phase of social media. Just so you understand, you don't need a camera crew, you don't need a. You don't need fancy, you don't need a podcast mic. You got all you need right here. Turn the around and talk to it. That's where marketing is going. It's going towards truly authentic. This days of polished and focus groups and all this with, with the. With AI on top of it. Those days are over. If you want to be trusted and you want to be seen and you want to be somebody that people want to do business with, you have to be real. You have to be, because everything else is fake. Okay? So there's your little business education for the next five or six years. If you, if you think you're going to like get a fake podcast and make. People are over it. They don't give a shit. They understand that the person's reading off a teleprompter. All your people that you follow that talk on a microphone like this, 99.99% of them are fucking reading the shit they're saying. They don't know it, they didn't live it, they didn't build it. They're just repeating a script that they had chat GPT make for them. This is why if you're an actual expert, you have to show ways that you are an expert. Meaning you have to have proof or you have to be in front of a live audience like her Mosi does, which is great. And draws shit out right there in front of people. That's real shit.

[Chat Participant]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, stop with the fucking fake shit, OK? Stop. This is a terrible move by McDonald's. This guy is a dude. Whoever went along with this, you couldn't even work in my fucking building. You're so stupid.

[Chat Participant]

We can literally pick anyone amongst the hundreds here to do this thing and they'll do a better job, guaranteed.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, yeah, because the people here use the products. They like it.

[Chat Participant]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

That ain't McDonald's, bro. He's going to, you know the, the five star Michelin restaurants With this pinky up and eating gourmet Frou Frou Snail. All right.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm sure he's a sweet guy.

[Andy Purcell]

Whatever, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I'm sure he's cool.

[Andy Purcell]

Fine.

[DJ Cruise]

Come on, Chris.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, but you're not made for the camera.

[Chat Participant]

Exactly.

[DJ Cruise]

Camera ain't made for you, baby.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a terrible move, bro. I know marketing agencies that literally run marketing for companies that are, like, fucking a million dollars or less that know more than this. Holy.

[DJ Cruise]

I love this product. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Terrible, bro. Terrible, terrible people. This is what happens when companies get so financially successful that they think they can do anything and that people will buy. It's the same thing that happens with politicians. They get so much praise and so much momentum that they think they can look at people in the eye and lie to them, and everybody should just believe it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Anyway, this is great, people.

[Andy Purcell]

This is terrible. Yeah, this is terrible. And you should be embarrassed. It would. You know what would have been cooler? Like, literally anything. Hold on, hold on. You know what would have worked better than this?

[DJ Cruise]

What?

[Andy Purcell]

What's that fucking comedian where he always acted like he was black, but he was white. Back in the day, he was like. He wore, like, hip hop clothes and headphones and shit. Jamie something. You guys know what I'm talking about. Anyway, this guy could. You could have put him in a fucking rapper outfit.

[Chat Participant]

Jimmy Lisso.

[Andy Purcell]

Jamie who? Black. I don't know. He's irrelevant now. But the point is this could have dressed up in a Adidas tracksuit like Borat and went in and ordered the burger and be like, get my burger. And it would have worked better than this.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Holy shit. You could literally fucking make up anything that would have been better than this.

[DJ Cruise]

Jamie Kennedy.

[Chat Participant]

Jamie Kennedy.

[Andy Purcell]

Jamie Kennedy. Thank you. Yeah. Listen. This is why you don't want to work for me. This is why you don't want to work for me. Okay. You think I get passionate about politics?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I'll go nuclear bomb on this.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. I'm starting a new show.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm going to evaluate people's businesses like Gordon Ramsay does for food. Oh, I just thought of it.

[DJ Cruise]

You idiot. Sandwich.

[Andy Purcell]

We're doing it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

We're doing it.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

I will these people up.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, all right, all right. He had it. He's good. He's good.

[Andy Purcell]

Relax. Andy has a way bigger net worth roasting his at. That's correct. I do have a much bigger net worth than this guy. It has nothing to do with that though. No, because you could take the same philosophy and fucking sell snow like. Dude, listen man, this, this corporate bullshit is over. And if you act like that, you're going to reap the repercussions of it. I'm just telling you, you're going to get your ass run over.

[DJ Cruise]

Tell me you're not mcloving it.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm not mclovin, I'm Mick firing these bitches.

[DJ Cruise]

I love it, man. I love it, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Why don't you guys hire me to consist insult you? You pay me 10 million bucks. For real. I'll come in, I'll spend two days, I'll fix all your. And I'll go the home and leave you the alone and you can make love to the business growth.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, that's right.

[Chat Participant]

They're too good for that.

[Andy Purcell]

I know they are. Because they don't want to listen to some dumb redneck from Missouri who's built from the ground up. Because I, I'm, I, I know these people. Yeah, I know they're tight. They all think they're smarter than everybody.

[Chat Participant]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

They don't understand. These guys could not build something from the fucking ground up.

[Chat Participant]

Yes. Like you said, they're not.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, dude, founder, creator and CEO. Two different things. Most people don't know that. Founder, creator, entrepreneurs build, they create, they take ideas and they fucking put them out in the world and they work. They're the rarest of the rare. A CEO is a position that you can be, you could hire in for.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. That guy's job is to make numbers work. He's not a fucking creator.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Now sometimes you'll get someone who's both, but they're usually the who started the business or have been around the entire time. Like if you were to take a CEO who had been there from day one and they worked their way up and they had the culture in them and they understand all the. That's a different thing. That guy has founder DNA by association.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, all right. That's real, bro. Anyway, Mick, frisellas, huh? McFarcellas.

[Andy Purcell]

Fry sellers.

[DJ Cruise]

McFire sellers.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no, no, no, Mick.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, just Fry sellers.

[Andy Purcell]

It's not Ireland.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, okay.

[Andy Purcell]

American fry sellers.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, here's the concept.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

We sell 40 different kinds of French fries. Damn, you can get all the fries, all the different fries. Gourmet fries, straight fries, curly fries, waffle fries, fries. You get all the fries. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then the other part is pizza. Okay. So we have this Kind of pizza, that kind of pizza. And the whole thing is because everybody who's ever been fat knows that the greatest two foods on the planet are pizza and french fries. And when you combine them together, it creates a magical experience. And I believe that if we created fry sellers, we could own the pizza and fries package. I'm not a restaurateur. This is why I haven't pursued this idea. Because I don't do things that I don't know. But I promise you, if any of you are restaurateurs, you could make billions of dollars doing a better burger style. Like this would be like five guys. Level of quality, amazing fries, great burger, all different kinds, all different of the little sauces, the local sauces, the local ketchups, all the things, right? It's a thing. And then you have this amazing pizza, okay? It would crush. It will crush, but I don't have time to do it.

[DJ Cruise]

Vegan pizzas.

[Andy Purcell]

No vegans, okay? No fucking vegans.

[DJ Cruise]

No vegans.

[Andy Purcell]

You want to talk about the biggest marketing problem in the history of movements?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Some dirt and grass.

[Andy Purcell]

Not only that, it tastes so good. Not only that, vegans have calmed down. They're kind of cool now. Yeah, but when they were, when veganism was catching steam, these people were mean.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

And nothing says join my movement like you if you don't.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, it's kind of like Israel,

[DJ Cruise]

come eat the salad.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, like Israel is right. Yeah. You either join it or you're fucking anti Semite.

[DJ Cruise]

Right? That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Nothing makes you want to join something like bullying.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. You know that's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway, well, guys, there's your fucking idea for the day.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Here's the business lesson. Don't be a fucking retard, okay? You're not. You're not fudgeing Ronald McDonald. You're not Ray Kroc. You're not a founder, You're a fucking CEO. Go do CEO. Shit, if you want to do founder, make it relatable. Take off your stupid ass outfit. Go be real. Buy a couple homies a burger, Ask them what the fuck they think. And you have an award winning fucking commercial and the greatest burger launch of all time. But you had to do it this way.

[DJ Cruise]

Gay and all.

[Andy Purcell]

All I want to talk about is business. I don't even want to talk about this stupid shit anymore. You know why? Because I'm good at it. And it's what I'm gifted at and it's what I enjoy. Because I Like, seeing people win.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't want to talk about this gay in the government anymore, bro. Like, let's just do what we got to do. And, like, I'm the only not getting paid.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway, I would love to talk about business with you all. All day long.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You're watching my videos? Yeah, man. I love it, dude. Well, guys. Andy. That is all I got.

[Andy Purcell]

Here we go. Andy, I sold four gas stations on solar. He asked for a discount. I said only if you stock first form. He owns 15 other stores, too. Let me send Sal some numbers for your building. I'd love an entrepreneur to do an entrepreneurial video for the install. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Huh?

[Andy Purcell]

But did he. Did he take the fucking. Did he. Did he pick up? Did you get the 15 accounts, bro? You said you offered it to him. You say he's right.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Good point. Did you close the deal?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

Did you close the deal? Answer in the chat. We're waiting

[DJ Cruise]

anyway.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Hell yeah, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

McDonald's. You think for having billions of dollars, you hire some smarter people.

[DJ Cruise]

20 mil a year.

[Andy Purcell]

Holy shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Holy shit. Fuck. We. Huh? Oh, he said, yeah, you did close it. There we go. All right. That's awesome, man. Thank you. Congrats on the solar pickup. If you want to talk to Sal. Sal is the CEO. He can do those things.

[DJ Cruise]

You don't wear cardigans, huh?

[Andy Purcell]

Sal's a founder. CEO.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Hell, yeah. All right, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, guys, I really appreciate that. That's fucking badass.

[DJ Cruise]

That's sick. Sick. All right, dude. Guys. Andy, that's all I got.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's all I got, too. All right, well, we will see you Wednesday.

[DJ Cruise]

Wednesday 7.

[Andy Purcell]

For after hours.

[DJ Cruise]

After hours. All right.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. Guys, don't forget, the only way to fix this is by you winning. Personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion. You got to be everything that they don't want you to be. If they want you to be fat, you got to be fit. If they want you to be dumb, you got to be smart. They want you to hate everybody. You can't hate everybody even when you want to. All right, so work together, be smart, go out and win, and we'll get through all this. Don't be a hoe Share the show

[DJ Cruise]

Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze Fuck up, Bow. Fuck a stove Counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold just a no head shot case Close.