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DJ Cruise
Yeah went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bow up stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no head shot case. Cloak. Cloak.
Andy Prisella
What is up? Guys, it's Andy Prisella and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, to fakeness and delusion to modern society and welcome to reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise.
DJ Cruise
The motherfucking Internet.
Andy Prisella
That's we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for Cruise. The Internet is. We put topics on the screen, we speculate on what's going on, we have a couple laughs and then we talk about what we got to do. We the people to solve these problems going on in the world. Other times when you tune in, we're going to have shows within the show. On Mondays we typically have Q and A. That's where you could submit questions and we give you the answers. Dj tell them how they could submit their questions to be answered on the show.
DJ Cruise
Guys, you can email your questions in to Ask Andy at Andy for Sull. Or you can click the link in the description below. You sign up for it that way or drop them in the comment section of the Q and A videos on the YouTube.
Andy Prisella
Other times we're have real talk. Real talks. Just five, 20 minutes, me giving you some real talk. And then we have 75 hard verses. That's where people come on the show. We talk about how they use the 75 hard program to go from shitty to awesome and fix the problems going on in their life. You're unfamiliar with 75 hard. I don't know where the you have been, but it is the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most popular mental transformation program ever. And it's free at episode two zero eight on the audio feed. There's also a book. The book is called the Book on Mental Toughness. It's available at andy4seller.com I don't know if it's in stock currently, but we sell it out all the time. So that is not free. It does include everything that's available for free in episode two 08, plus a whole bunch of extra content on mental toughness, why it's important, how to cultivate and how to use it to become the best version of yourself. A lot of you guys been asking about the MSCO project. The MSCO project is actually only available through the Operator Standard app. The Operator Standard app is currently closed and we are building out the MVP right now. So when we launch it, you will all know. And if you aren't in there now, you can't get in until we launch it. And that's where you're gonna find that show, which is killer. So we do this thing here where we don't run ads on the show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. And we ask very simply that if you find value in the show, share the show. Okay? We put a lot of work into the show. We spend a lot of time on the show. These guys spend all their time on the show, and we cover that out of our own pocket. I don't want you guys to be thinking, I'm getting paid to say this or that, and I just asked very simply, you help us grow it. All right? So if you listen to the episode, if you're listening now or you're watching live or whatever it is, do us a favor, man. Don't be a hoe.
DJ Cruise
Share the show. All right.
Andy Prisella
What's up?
DJ Cruise
What's going on, Doc?
Andy Prisella
Nothing, dude. What's up with you?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, quick disclaimer. I think I like Keith's countdown better than my dots.
Andy Prisella
Oh, you do? Yep.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man, I figured I'd just say that.
Andy Prisella
That's down in Florida.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Can't defend himself right now, so.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, he's down.
DJ Cruise
He's down in 30 shots.
Andy Prisella
Probably gonna win in another jujitsu tournament.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, for sure. For sure he's gonna win. But, yeah, I like Keith's camp now. It was. It was just, like, different, you know? It was different. Less Bosnian. Yeah. More American.
Andy Prisella
A little more America.
DJ Cruise
Today felt natural.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, Naturally born. Yeah.
Chat/Viewer
People missed the show.
DJ Cruise
Did they? Yeah. Yeah.
Chat/Viewer
Manu there says he lost. Testosterone without the show.
Andy Prisella
Hey, man, you know what? Me, too.
DJ Cruise
Shit happens, man.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I was sick as.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you were.
Andy Prisella
I figured it out, though. I figured out what it is, so it shouldn't happen again.
DJ Cruise
It's all good. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, things happen, dude.
Andy Prisella
It's not good to not eat and then pound aspirins and Advils.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
All day long. I figured that out.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. You ain't got to go that way, bro.
Andy Prisella
So. No, I'm good now. You know, I'm not all the way good, but I'm good enough.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Hell, yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Today was the. I mean, today's the first day I felt pretty good.
DJ Cruise
Decent. Yeah. Yeah. We've been down for a minute, though. Yeah, but your boy's back. He miss seeing dj.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. That's why everybody's here.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Let's be real, guys, you know? Come on, man. You know? Yeah, dude, everything's been good, though, man. We've been. We've been rolling, you know, been chilling, doing the thing, you know, my legs are feeling a little.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, you're trading. Dude, I'm proud of you in it, man.
DJ Cruise
I'm getting it. I'm getting in it. You know, this is. I think this is like three weeks straight, right?
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So we're doing it, you know, But. Yeah, I was about to kill a kid, right, like, right here because I was starving. I had to pound some.
Andy Prisella
Pound some meat.
DJ Cruise
Some. Pound some meat in my mouth, dude. I was like, I couldn't take it. I'm like, I'll be.
Andy Prisella
Usually when you're starving, you don't automatically go to pounding your meat.
DJ Cruise
What do you. What do you typically go to eating? Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. D.J. can't. You know, I haven't shaved in a few days, so I'm not going to. I'm just going to keep that up there. I got a little velvet going, but. Yeah, man, it's good to be back, man. We got a lot of stuff to cover. Yeah, a lot of stuff to cover. There's a lot happening.
Andy Prisella
Not only that. Yeah, we got some really cool coming.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, we do, bro.
Andy Prisella
I'm just gonna be real. If you're standing on the tracks that I'm coming down, I'm going to run you the right over. And there's a lot of younger people now that are getting real cocky, you know, they kind of forget there's going to be some carnage.
DJ Cruise
It's like an old school.
Andy Prisella
Steven, let me tell you something, man. Let me tell you something. For you young bucks, don't. With people that are more experienced than you, with more resources than you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Don't. That's a valuable lesson. It's a valuable lesson.
Andy Prisella
Your life will fall apart and you won't understand why I can't wait.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. By the time I learned that lesson, it's too late.
Andy Prisella
I. I live for this. I live for it.
DJ Cruise
Hell yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
The best thing to do is just to leave me the alone. But now that you haven't. Carnage time. Pain is coming. It's gonna be beautiful, dude. I. I mean, I was telling you about that, right?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, bro.
Andy Prisella
Just wait, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. It's gonna be insane. It's gonna be insane. What was that Super Chat we got?
Chat/Viewer
The Super Chat guy is saying, did you see the DOD raising the enlistment age from 34 to 42.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's because the only 20, 23% of American males between the ages of 18 and 24 fit for duty.
DJ Cruise
Gotta make the pie bigger there. No pun intended, right? Yeah.
Andy Prisella
So I will not comply with any more lockdowns. Yeah, you shouldn't have ever complied. You shouldn't have ever complied. Why the would you comply with that the first time? But, yeah, I agree.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
You know, there's talk of this energy lockdown.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Things.
DJ Cruise
We're gonna get into it.
Andy Prisella
Oh, you got it?
DJ Cruise
Oh, hell yeah, we got it.
Andy Prisella
All right, cool.
DJ Cruise
Hell yeah, man. I feel sorry for that dude, whoever he is.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah. Look, dude, here's the thing, okay? Don't disrespect people that built the game table that you play your game on. Don't do that.
DJ Cruise
Okay?
Andy Prisella
There are people that come before you, there are people that come after you. You respect them, you treat them with respect. When you make a couple bucks and you start thinking you're the dude and that dude fucking starts understanding that you're throwing Slick shade at him, he's going to stomp on your fucking dick until you're fucking dead.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay? So when you're young and you're in business and you make a few bucks, be grateful. Be grateful for the people that paved the way. Don't fucking think you're the man, because you ain't the fucking man. And you'll learn it real fucking quick.
DJ Cruise
Hell yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
I like that, dog.
Andy Prisella
That's the truth.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro. Hell truth, man. Hell yeah. So, well, speaking of paving the way, I figured before we get going, I got a little. Little something to show I. You know, and it's crazy because I remember watching this as a kid and this was like the beginning of, like, the infomercials, I'm assuming. What? Qvc, you remember that? Yeah, yeah.
Andy Prisella
What about it?
DJ Cruise
They're still going. Did you know that?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, they make a fuck ton of money, bro.
DJ Cruise
Dude, who. I didn't know they were still, like. I didn't know they were still a thing.
Andy Prisella
It's one of the most fucking valuable businesses on the planet.
DJ Cruise
It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. And they're still rolling and it's the same shit. Like, it's the same.
Andy Prisella
They're the people who have spawned live selling. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's where it comes from.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. So, speaking of paving the way, they're still out here. They've had a clip go Viral here recently.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's right. You're live selling. You're kicking ass, and then you think you're gonna beat qvc.
DJ Cruise
That's right. That's right. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it ain't happening.
Andy Prisella
Like you're a fucking retard.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it ain't happening now. I don't know who's still buying. I don't know, but they're still going.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, they're still going.
DJ Cruise
They're rolling. And there's the trending right now. And the word on the street is that this is proof that you should be watching more qvc. Check this clip.
Andy Prisella
And with the submarine, I wanted to
DJ Cruise
tell you that I got that peasant blouse with the tassels.
Andy Prisella
Yes.
DJ Cruise
And I used to wear the tassels on my pasties. You know what pasties are?
Andy Prisella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Do you know what what pasties are? Okay, Well, I had tassels on my pasties.
Andy Prisella
Marianne, I just want to say this. You are my emotional support diva, okay? You have just made my whole entire day. Mary's walked off. She's dead on the couch.
DJ Cruise
I'm having therapy with Marianne right now.
Andy Prisella
Marianne is my sister from another Mr.
DJ Cruise
I.
Andy Prisella
She's dead.
DJ Cruise
I had. I had so many questions. Oh, bro.
Andy Prisella
All I thought about was these old ladies wearing tassels on their fucking titties, dude.
DJ Cruise
It's like, come on, man. That's somebody's grandmother.
Andy Prisella
I threw up a little bit in my mouth, especially when I figured out that that lady knew what the she was talking about, too. She's like, oh, yeah, me too.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, me. Same. Same, bro. I'm like, bro, I had so many questions. I had so many questions.
Andy Prisella
Kingpin games. Maybe I'm too young to know what pasties are. You're too young to listen to the show, then. Dude, another one. What are pasty. You guys don't know what pasties are? Listen, you guys need to get the out in the world. See some titties, man.
Chat/Viewer
Internet has ruined it.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, bro.
DJ Cruise
It's just like. Man, that's wild, bro. That's wild. If you only knew. Your grandma's calling in the qvc, going down memory lane. Yeah, man, that's crazy. But, yeah, they got a good deal going. They got clearance price, two easy payments, 25 bucks.
Andy Prisella
Hey, man.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
25 bucks for some pasty tassels, bro. Sounds like a deal.
DJ Cruise
Sounds.
Andy Prisella
You buy some. It's a deal. It's a deal.
DJ Cruise
I do like my deal. Yeah, I do like my.
Andy Prisella
You're the king of buying because it's a deal.
DJ Cruise
Hey, man, how can you pass up a good deal? You know what I'm saying?
Andy Prisella
Well, when it's not good, that's some funny ass, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I'm like, that's crazy, bro. I didn't even know that was still rolling. But, yeah, you know, memory lane paving the way, dog. QVC getting it done.
Andy Prisella
Here's a reminder in the chat, okay? If you continue to pace the same question over and over again, we're going to remove you from the chat.
Chat/Viewer
I was just going to do that. All right, so let's not spam your questions, please.
Andy Prisella
It's annoying.
DJ Cruise
Our tech support's gonna get your ass.
Chat/Viewer
Yes.
DJ Cruise
So be careful.
Chat/Viewer
Me and my 17 cousins.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's right. No more Slurpees for you.
DJ Cruise
Yes, that's right. Oh, man. Well, guys, Andy, it's time. Shall we buckle up, buttercups?
Andy Prisella
Let's do it.
DJ Cruise
Let's do some cruising. Let's get it started. Headline number one, got a Iran Israel situation update. I know. You guys see the headline right now or the main topic of this show? Are we heading into lockdown 2.0?
Andy Prisella
I mean, some people might be.
DJ Cruise
Some people might be. Some people might be. We gotta dive into it. There's a lot happening here. The first thing that I. I kind of want to point out, before we even get into this topic heavily, there's been some weird, cryptic stuff coming out of the White House social media accounts here lately. Have you been seeing.
Andy Prisella
Have you seen anything about that?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Okay, so they. They've posted two videos, one of which has been deleted. Um, but obviously nothing's deleted on the Internet. They're going to find it. And it appears to be a video that somebody recorded inconspicuously. You like that?
Andy Prisella
I do.
DJ Cruise
Been working on it.
Andy Prisella
All right, good job.
DJ Cruise
Thank you. And. But it appears to be Karen Carolyn Levitt in the background asking about something being launched. Let's check this clip. It's launching soon, right? It's launching soon, right.
Andy Prisella
How do you know that's Caroline Lovett?
DJ Cruise
It just sounds like her.
Andy Prisella
So you just making it up?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Okay, well, it's launching soon, right?
Andy Prisella
It's not. We don't know that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we don't know. It's. Allegedly. It's. To me, it sounds like Carolyn. Okay, it does sound like her. All right, so that was. That was posted and it was just like a little four second clip. It got posted and then they took it down. Well, then shortly thereafter, last night, the White House tweets this out with an emoji of a phone and speakers. And another very short, cryptic clip. Let's check this one out. That's it, that's it. One more time. That's it. And people have been losing their mind over, like that one. That one post at the time of recording had 18.6 million views on it. And this one is still up on the White House official White House page on X.
Andy Prisella
Which one? That one. The beam.
DJ Cruise
It's a beep and it has like a little flash of an American flag there at the end.
Andy Prisella
God, I'm so tired of this stupid shit, dude.
DJ Cruise
Right? Like, it's just weird, man. It's just weird. And then like, glitches with the American. Like, it's just weird. And people like, oh, are they telling us that, you know, like, does this mean we're under attack? Like, people are saying all kinds of crazy out there, dude. It's just weird. I don't know what your thoughts were on that, but my thoughts are.
Andy Prisella
They're the. You're running a country, dude. This isn't tick tock, okay? This isn't a game.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, okay.
Andy Prisella
People are nervous. They're worried, they're on edge. They don't know what the going on. They don't trust anybody. They don't trust the media, they don't trust Trump, they don't trust the government, they don't trust their fucking neighbor. And instead of like unifying people, this is the shit they do.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah. Or some 18 year old staff.
Andy Prisella
It's fucking such bullshit that they even do any of this shit. Like, dude, like, really step back and let's think about this. This kind of shit is what causes distrust. It's what causes people to come up with all these different theories and have, like, it's the opposite of presidential, bro. Like, this should not. This kind of cryptic shit should never be happening. All right? You know what Trump's biggest fucking problem is? It's. Yes, it's that he's fucking running the goddamn government by Twitter, bro. Like, dude, communicate. Let people know what you can. Let them know and act like a professional. Like, dude, it's so aggravating. It's so aggravating. Yeah, and like, I get it, dude. Like, I get it. Like, okay, there's some going on then. Then tell people what you can or don't say. But this kind of stupid. It. This is what's creating all of the infighting inside the people, right? Oh, it means this. Oh, it means that. Oh, it means this. Oh, it means that.
DJ Cruise
Well, if you think it means this, you're a dumbass You're. You're.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, dude.
DJ Cruise
Like, come on, man.
Andy Prisella
Dude, it's just. Listen, here's the truth.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
That's why they're going to lose midterms, because they can't communicate, okay? There's all kinds of geopolitical things that are happening that will benefit America. They're not even, like, informing people about or talking about or telling anybody about. And it's like, are you guys stupid as fuck? Like, do you not understand. People are tired of your. Do you understand that people are worried? They're concerned, They're. They're nervous. They're on edge. Do you understand? Like, dude, the only thing I can come up with is that that's what they want. Why the. Would that be allowed?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah. That's the thing.
Andy Prisella
It's just too casual of a.
Chat/Viewer
It's.
Andy Prisella
I. I just don't appreciate the casual nature that. Really. Dude, it's not just this administration. It's. It's all of them. How they. They, they. They treat us. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, you can say whatever you want about Pete. Pete Hegseth. Okay? I. I don't. I don't know him personally. I know a lot of people that do know him. But have you watched him give a press briefing? It's amazing.
DJ Cruise
It's great, okay?
Andy Prisella
He gives all the details. He knows all the facts. He comes out, he says, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. And it's actually not even amazing. It's just normal. That's how it should be. And then you look at, like, how all these other fuckers do, and it's like, okay, so we're paying you all this money. We're paying you all our tax money. We entrust you with our safety, all these things. You were elected to act on behalf of us. And then you keep us in the fucking dark about what the fuck is going on. Now. I understand there's things that can't be told. I understand that there's strategy behind. But instead of, like, leaking these little fucking, like, things that you think are, like, clever, all you're doing is creating more dysfunction in society. Like, they. Listen. Their PR people are the worst fucking PR people in the history of the earth. Yeah, okay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like. Yeah, like, shit, dude. No. Or.
Andy Prisella
Or they're doing it on purpose.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I don't know what to think of that. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'm not gonna dig into what the. That means. Like, that's some stupid.
DJ Cruise
Well, dude, there's a common. Like, there's a growing narrative right now.
Andy Prisella
Not everything means something about guys. Sometimes people are just stupid.
DJ Cruise
100. Yeah. Like this very well could be a 20 year old staffer who has kid
Andy Prisella
with the fingernails, you know.
DJ Cruise
Right, right.
Andy Prisella
Like, who knows who this is?
DJ Cruise
Right? And, and like, and with that, you know, there are, there's, there's layers and levels. You know, President Trump's not, I don't, I don't believe, and it's not excusing him, but I don't believe he's like green lighting everything that goes out on these accounts.
Andy Prisella
I don't know, bro. Like, I don't know. Look at his own fucking.
DJ Cruise
He, I mean, I think he runs that.
Andy Prisella
He makes the announcements for the whole country on his fucking social platform. That's not right.
DJ Cruise
No, no, it's not presidential. No.
Andy Prisella
And there's no chance of unifying people
DJ Cruise
at all when half the country isn't on there, you know?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah, it's, it's what I've said over and over again. The guy's surrounded by too many people that suck his balls.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but one, one of the growing narratives out there, dude, is that like, there is a lot of infighting inside the White House, a lot of contention going back and forth. I mean, even the Joe Kent stuff we covered last week, you know, there's a lot of stuff in that that's like, there's some problems going on internally, dude.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And we're starting to see those effects in the real world. Also with the Iran situation, it's pretty irritating too, dude.
Andy Prisella
Like, like to see people just like three years ago, these same people were talking like, Joe Kent was the man.
DJ Cruise
Right?
Andy Prisella
The guy, the guy's wife was killed in the service of his country. And then he comes out and says some shit and resigns and says, I don't believe in this. And then now people are like attacking him. Yeah, like there's something wrong with him.
DJ Cruise
Well, now there's an investigation for leaking stuff. He's never been investigated for that. He's never been told or questioned about any of it.
Andy Prisella
Well, there did. Did. Was there an investigation of him leaking information to Candace Owens or some.
DJ Cruise
No, not officially. Like, no, not, not officially confirmed.
Andy Prisella
I don't know either. But that's a communication.
DJ Cruise
But that's the weird thing. It comes out right as he makes his resignation.
Andy Prisella
So. Dude, how far left act?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like this.
Andy Prisella
They act exactly like this. Like this if they're not on the team. You're a piece of you, Joe. You're a traitor. You're this you're. That. It's like, dude, five minutes ago, you love that guy, and now because he's telling something that, that he believes in, clearly he believes in what he's saying.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Andy Prisella
And you look at his history and it's like, who do you believe more?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Who do you. Do you believe? A man who's. Who's had his whole life in service of this country, whose wife was killed in service of this country, who's made tremendous sacrifices in service of this country, for real himself.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Do you believe that man? Or do you believe a whole bunch of politicians?
DJ Cruise
Lindsey Graham.
Andy Prisella
That's right. Yeah, I personally Believe that, man.
DJ Cruise
100, dude. 100. It's just weird.
Andy Prisella
Now.
DJ Cruise
We do have. We do have more interesting coming about with this whole situation that's been spun off. You have a brother and sister. They just got indicted in an alleged IED plot at a Florida. Florida military base that's tied to the Iran war. One suspect in China. They've both been indicted in connection with the placement of a possible explosive device at MacDill Air Force Base in Florida. The FBI said Alan Zhang, who is believed to have planted the device, is currently in China. He is facing charges of attempted damage to government property by fire, explosion, unlawful making of a destructive device, and possession of an unregistered destructive device. FBI Tampa also arrested his sister and Mary Jang, who is charged with accessory after the fact and tampering with evidence. There's also been a lot of talks of, you know, peace talks and ceasefires with. With Iran, the US And Israel, and Trump saying that it's happening and he's waiting on them, and Iran's saying they're not. They're not waiting on anything. They're not. It's not happening. And they continue to pummel. Israel's being hammered. This new video comes out today that has been verified from both sides, I should say all three sides of the use of Iranian cluster bombs. This one literally flipped this whole fucking car. I thought this was pretty crazy. Check this out. No audio here. Look at that shit, dude. Fucking crazy.
Andy Prisella
That's it? That's all it did?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I mean, kind of impressive for Iran for guys who've been developing, you know, two weeks out from developing shit for fucking 40 years. I thought that was pretty impressive. But the biggest concern that everybody has right now, or I would say most people have, is these talks of boots on the ground. Right? It's. It's been. It's been. It's been highly talked about. Things are being leaked and people are in these, you know, these things, this headline here, Furious Republicans storm out of Secret Iran Briefing as New Objective Sparks Ground Invasion panic.
Andy Prisella
Well, that's the same thing Joe Kent
DJ Cruise
was saying, which everybody's saying we're not. It's not happening. But it's funny because we've been seeing this string. Like they say this ain't happening. But then it fucking.
Andy Prisella
To be clear, what Joe Kent is saying is he's saying that the motives for what we are doing are not the motives that we are being told and they're actually a different agenda that Israel holds.
DJ Cruise
Right, okay. Has nothing to do with.
Andy Prisella
Which is what most people believed anyway.
DJ Cruise
Exactly, exactly.
Andy Prisella
And that's what these people are mad about.
DJ Cruise
That's what they're mad about. Yeah, that's what they're mad about. Furious Republicans stormed out of a classified briefing on Iran on Wednesday amid fears the US Is preparing to invade the country as Tehran refuses Donald Trump's peace overtures. With almost 7,000 US ground forces deploying or en route to the Middle east, including the Army's 82nd Airborne Division and the Marines, speculation is swirling about Trump's rapidly developing plans for the war. Nancy Mace walked out early venting that we were misled, while pro Trump committee chair Mike Rogers warned, quote, we're not getting answers as Pentagon chiefs brief the House Armed Services Committee, sparking fireworks at Capitol Hill. And so, so you have this stuff going on and, and it's super weird. Right. And I would say that's most people's pain point right now, is this fear of this escalating into an all out action.
Andy Prisella
They want that fear, right? Why? Why would they want that fear?
DJ Cruise
Well, fear is how they control everything.
Andy Prisella
Well, what were we talking about right before this happened?
DJ Cruise
All the.
Andy Prisella
Epstein, the biggest story in the history of Earth.
DJ Cruise
That's right. Okay, that's right, that's right. And should that not work, what's the next move? We use that fear and push them to lockdowns maybe.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Right. Now we talked about this a couple of weeks ago, Andy, about the importance that oil plays in the global economy.
Andy Prisella
Yep.
DJ Cruise
And I thought this was interesting that just days ago. The brand newly released IEA report highlights options to ease oil price pressures on consumers in response to Middle east supply disruptions. This just comes out and this, this should concern everybody. Let's dive into this. The International Energy Agency today set out a range of demand side actions that governments, businesses and households can take to alleviate the economic impacts on consumers of the disruptions to oil markets stemming from the war in the Middle East. The conflict has triggered the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market, with shipping through the Strait of Hermos, which normally carries around 20% of global oil consumption, reduced to a trickle around 20 million barrels per day of crude oil and oil products typically transit transit the strait. The loss of these flows have tightened markets significantly, pushing crude oil prices well above $100 per barrel and driving even sharper increases in refined products such as diesel jet fuel and liquid fied petroleum gas. So they came out with a list of 10 measures that they believe should and need to be implemented quickly by governments, businesses and households. Here is their 10 point plan. Let's go through it together, shall we? So step one in this plan is to reduce speed limits on highways by at least 10 kilometers an hour. So enforce slower driving. That's step one. Step two, work from home up to three days a week where possible. How about step three? Car free Sundays in large cities. So if you live in a large metro area on a Sunday, no driving. Make public transport cheaper. Incentivize micro mobility, walking and cycling. If that doesn't work, let's go to alternative private car use in large cities. Yeah, let's keep using the Ubers and shit that are out there. Urge car sharing and practices that decrease fuel. Promote efficient use of freight trucks and goods deliveries. How does that work?
Andy Prisella
Does that mean I guess you pack more in a truck that's already packed because you're a fucking idiot?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I'm gonna say like.
Andy Prisella
And you don't understand how things actually work.
DJ Cruise
That's right. That's right. Prefer high speed and night trains to planes where possible. Avoid business travel when alternate exist. Alternatives exist. And hasten adoption of electric and more efficient vehicles. So this is their 10 point plan that's coming out.
Andy Prisella
Prefer high speed and night trains, planes where possible. Well, yeah, it would be nice if we had those high speed rails if the government could stop stealing all our fucking money.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, California is like two weeks away from.
Andy Prisella
Oh yeah, I know. Yeah, it was only 100 fucking trillion dollars.
DJ Cruise
They've been working on that speed train longer than Iran's been working on nuclear weapons.
Andy Prisella
Oh, shit, bro. No, no, a lot of this is bullshit.
DJ Cruise
A lot of it is, right?
Andy Prisella
Well, no, like, dude, first of all, a couple. Go ahead.
DJ Cruise
No, no, no, no. For sure, go ahead.
Andy Prisella
Well, first of all, this happened in the fucking late 80s, all right? The same thing happened. There were gas shortages, there were the embargoes. Oh my God. Yeah, it was, I mean, like, dude, you know, mile long fucking Gas lines like crazy shit. All right. Also, we have this here in the United States. We have the most oil of any fucking country that exists on this planet. All right. We are energy independent. People don't really actually understand that. And if we're. If shit would come to it, we could easily fucking avoid any oil disruptions. You know, this does sound like another globalist fucking playbook. Yeah. This is a globalist organization.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right. Yeah. We're 32 members.
Andy Prisella
Well, I can promise you this. Europe's definitely going to fucking get hit with it because they're a bunch of pussies.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, they are.
Andy Prisella
And America, we're going to have the fucking Do Gooders try to go along with it, if that's. You know, I, I think, I also think I heard.
DJ Cruise
I don't.
Andy Prisella
This could be right or wrong. Chat might know this, Z, if they. But I think Trump told him, kick rocks on this shit already. So I think there's a lot of. I think there's a lot of bullshit on this.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's just interesting, dude, because, you know, the oil thing, I mean,
Andy Prisella
at the end of the day, you shouldn't be afraid of it because all you got to do is not comply.
DJ Cruise
Right, right, right. I mean, haven't we seen this before? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, haven't we somebody silly like you were. Yeah, but the thing is, dude, like, I don't. That's the other thing. I mean, man, it's like, you know, we thought. I thought the same thing during COVID I didn't think that people would be able to just passively go along with some shit like that.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, well, you know, we're usually ahead of like the average person that's out there and the average person that's out there. There are a lot of people who went along with the COVID lockdowns who highly regret it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
You know, they got the vaccine. They highly regret it. They won't say it because they're embarrassed.
DJ Cruise
Sure.
Andy Prisella
But they aren't. They understand now.
DJ Cruise
They know it wasn't a proud moment.
Andy Prisella
Correct.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
So, you know, we'll see.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but what else you got on it? I think those, those European countries are for sure. They're definitely going along with it.
Andy Prisella
That's whatever.
DJ Cruise
And I think. I think that.
Andy Prisella
I don't care.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I don't care. I don't. I don't care about any. Bro. I watched this clip today. I think I sent it to you of Dennis Prager.
DJ Cruise
Did you?
Andy Prisella
I don't did you get a chance to watch it?
DJ Cruise
I think I've seen it.
Andy Prisella
Throw it up there. Yeah, I throw this up there.
Chat/Viewer
Bunch of people in the chat are saying what you were saying. Like, a lot of people who got the jab are regretting it.
Andy Prisella
Oh, yeah, bro.
Chat/Viewer
A lot of.
Andy Prisella
But they don't want to come out and say, hey, I'm dumbass. I got, like. They don't. They don't say it, but how they feel is much different than they felt in 2020.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah. You know, for sure.
Andy Prisella
I mean, that's. That's the truth. You know, there's still going to be some people that are going to be like, oh, yeah. Because, dude, these people, A lot of these people get their power in life from, like, telling on other people.
Chat/Viewer
Yes.
Andy Prisella
Like, that's their whole fucking thing. Right. This is why I don't. I don't really like having neighbors, because in my old neighborhood when I had neighbors, like the fudgeing. I don't even want to get into it.
Chat/Viewer
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
The HOA guy, like, is trying to tell me what I can do at my own house. Okay. And I don't know if you know anything about me, but I'm not the guy to tell me what to. To do. I'm not doing that you tell me to do. And if you tell me to do it, I'm definitely not doing it.
DJ Cruise
Call you bub. Hey, bub. I think you should move your trash cans 3 inches.
Andy Prisella
It doesn't go well.
Chat/Viewer
A bunch of people who have nothing going on in their lives get their fulfillment from telling other people that they're
DJ Cruise
wrong or controlling them.
Andy Prisella
At the time, it was funny because I drove, you know, that big black Chevy dually that John Taylor has?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I drove that. That was my truck. And now it was obnoxious. Yeah. But it's badass. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay. But they. They. They wanted me to. They. They tried to tell me that I couldn't drive my truck because it was a work vehicle, and there was no work vehicles allowed in the driveway. Like, this is, like, the first two weeks I moved in, I'm like, all right, we're gonna reset some boundaries.
DJ Cruise
That's right. That's right.
Andy Prisella
I'm driving whatever the I want.
DJ Cruise
Matter of fact, I'm about to buy two more.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, right,
DJ Cruise
bro.
Andy Prisella
It's funny because when they did that, I started bringing one of the sport chassis home.
DJ Cruise
Oh, that's great.
Andy Prisella
Parking in the driveway.
DJ Cruise
That's great. Yeah, that's great. Okay, here's a clip you asked for let's check this out.
Andy Prisella
Just yesterday he said that is only loyalty. Now notice he used the word only is only. Not first, his only loyalty is to the American people. Stop. Why? No shit. No shit. By the way, he's talking about Tucker Carlson. I don't care how you feel about Tucker, but that's what he's talking about. Now keep playing this.
DJ Cruise
Got it.
Andy Prisella
Why is that noble? Why is that Christian? That's your only loyalty. I, I, I, I just don't get it. It's a. So when Americans say that we only give a about America, we don't care if you're Jewish, we don't care if you're Italian, we don't care if you're black or if you're an American. We care about you and we don't give a, about anything. Over there. Dude, it's very easy to understand this, this, this tribalism shit that they try to project on everybody. Oh, you're an immoral person for being America. Only in America. No, we're not. Because you're the same way and you're chastising us about it.
DJ Cruise
Exactly. That's like when did that, where did that come from? Dude?
Andy Prisella
It comes from people playing on other people's fucking guilt.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Oh, I must be a bad person because I don't fucking support this terrible thing that's happening over that. No, we don't. Because we walk down the fucking street and we see what's going on here and we care about these people more than we care about those people. And once these people are okay, then we can have a discussion about what's going on over there. It's very fucking simple.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
We are not obligated to care about anything other than America's interests in America if you're American.
DJ Cruise
Ok? Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I don't understand how that fucking doesn't make sense to you. Fucking old fuck.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like I don't like any person
Chat/Viewer
who has ever flown an airplane. Put on your mask first, then help anybody else.
Andy Prisella
Bro, listen, I'm tired of being guilted by these fucking people who are like trying to tell me I'm a bad person because I fudgeing believe in America first. And right now I do believe in America only because America is sitting in a shitty spot. That's common sense.
DJ Cruise
That's like, I don't, I never understood why the idea of nationalism.
Andy Prisella
Keep going.
DJ Cruise
Ever got so bad. Dude, like the why the idea of nationalism.
Andy Prisella
You don't understand. It's because it's, it's not, it's been
DJ Cruise
hated it's like, bro, like a Chinese person can have perfect fudgeing sense interest in China and be fine. No, Russia, they're fine.
Andy Prisella
Yes, but also, that's not the West. The west is different, okay? The west is obligated to go along with every single thing that Israel does. Otherwise, guess what? You know, you're an anti Semite.
DJ Cruise
It's not good.
Andy Prisella
Okay, that's some. Yeah, it's a narrative. It's a thing to say. And I'm tired of being guilted by people like, for saying, bro, I care about these people that are our fucking neighbors more than I care about people who are 10,000 miles on the other
DJ Cruise
side of the planet who likely hate us.
Andy Prisella
Listen, that's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. It's irrelevant. It doesn't matter who it is. That is my fucking neighbor that's an American citizen, okay? And they could be Jewish, they could be this, they could be that. They're Americans. We care about Americans first. Should be a very simple concept. And Dennis Prager is being intellectually disingenuous by even saying this shit. He knows what the fuck he's saying. Anyway. Keep going. Tribal based morality that I don't relate to.
Guest/Commentator
Oh, it's not even a truthful statement. I mean, I don't know Tucker Carlson on a personal level. I, as an observer, though, he certainly has other loyalties than just to the American people. He's. He's expressed additional loyalties. He said he has loyalty to the United States, which presumably is different than the people he's obviously got loyalty to his family, one would assume to his brother very publicly.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude, obviously that's what, that's your, that's your counter.
Andy Prisella
He listening.
Guest/Commentator
Dude worked for him both at Fox and at his network when he first started the Tucker Carlson Network, he hired a bunch of Daily Wire and former Daily Wire employees. And by all accounts, he shows great loyalty to the people who work for him. So it's not his only loyalty. And. And I don't know why it would be good if it were his only loyalty. Like you. I'm not even altogether sure what that means or why it would be virtuous for that to be your only loyalty. Loyalty. But presumably one wouldn't say it unless they at least thought that it sounds like something that would be good.
Andy Prisella
I think it's virtuous. I don't even think it would.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he gets zero pussy, huh?
Andy Prisella
Come on, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I don't believe in this. I don't make sense to. This tribalism what the fuck are you talking about? That's all you fucking talk about.
DJ Cruise
This is insane.
Andy Prisella
We're in America, bro. We're not in Israel.
DJ Cruise
What do you think is going through their minds when they post this? Like, when they put, like, what is. Like, what is happening in their head when they're saying this?
Andy Prisella
They're.
DJ Cruise
They're scared, you know, they see the
Andy Prisella
narrative falling apart, bro. And now, you see, here's. Here's what the. Look, dude, the only conclusion I could come to is that they want anti Semitism, okay? The biggest driver of anti Semitism in this country is the adl.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
All right? They get on television and they label all these people names. They scream at them, they belittle them, they try to ruin their lives.
DJ Cruise
They.
Andy Prisella
And then they. They. They act like that's a virtuous thing. Well, if you have a legitimate argument, instead of just calling people names and saying this and that, argue it with fucking points, bro. If you have them.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, okay.
Andy Prisella
Like, if you want to win the people over and you want to really stop this fucking shit, okay? Because I don't think it's good to be fudgeing anti any collective class, but you're creating that and this kind of conversation where you pretend like you don't understand why people in America can care about America when America's in a shitty spot before they care about anything else. Like, that's bullshit. You know? Exactly.
DJ Cruise
How is that not virtuous?
Andy Prisella
No, this is someone who's fucking. Who thinks they're so motherfucking smart that they're going to gaslight people with this kind of bullshit. I'm fucking tired of it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Anyway, keep going. Not. Not keep going with that. I'm just saying, like, with the show, I'm just like. It's fucking obnoxious. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? You don't understand why people that are American would want America first and in extreme situations, America only when it's in a shitty spot.
DJ Cruise
We should be American only right now. Yeah, I think.
Andy Prisella
I think most people fucking agree with that.
DJ Cruise
I think we all should.
Andy Prisella
I think most people agree with that. And like Dennis Prager getting on television and saying what he just said, that just causes more of the shit that you say you don't want. Right?
DJ Cruise
And so if you truly don't want it, why are you. Well, why are you doing things that cause more of it? Aha.
Andy Prisella
I'm just saying, dude.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man. I don't get it, dude. I don't do. I don't. I don't get it, man. Guys, tell us what you think. Let us know down in the comments.
Andy Prisella
I think, I think, I think I know. That dude knows exactly what the. He's saying. That guy is not stupid.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
You know what I'm saying? Like, really, dude?
DJ Cruise
I think that's mostly.
Andy Prisella
Hey, you know what, dj? I don't understand why you care about your own family more than the family across the street. I don't understand that. Yeah, that's not moral. That doesn't make sense.
DJ Cruise
Right?
Andy Prisella
That's. That's. You're not a good person for that. That's not virtuous. Yeah, that's essentially what he said.
DJ Cruise
That's exactly what he's saying. And more importantly, he's like, he's like. And he. And he's obviously, he has to be a liar then because, you know, he definitely has other loyalties. Yeah, it's crazy, man. That's crazy.
Chat/Viewer
When we started playing the video, Michael G in the comments was saying, what in the Terminator 2 robot is that the way he was saying when he's sick?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he's up. He had an accident.
Andy Prisella
He's an old man. He's sick.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he got. He's like paralyzed.
Andy Prisella
And I don't know what he is, but like, I'm not making fun of him for that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, not nice.
Andy Prisella
Lost 100 pounds and had over 300 in my deadlift. Been on 75 hard. Yeah, bro, that's awesome.
DJ Cruise
Hell yeah.
Andy Prisella
But dude, you know, you get what I'm saying? Like, like, like just take the context of the conversation and switch it to like your own family.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, anything. Yeah, it's fucking insane.
Andy Prisella
You know what, dude, Mike Chandler, you have adopted kids. They're not really your family.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Prisella
You should worry about these other people over here. Like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Anyway?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's some bullshit, dog.
Chat/Viewer
One Dave Z in Super Chat earlier asked. I'm highly doubtful we're going to have midterms. I see Trump invoking war powers act and canceling elections.
Andy Prisella
I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, what's topic too?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah,
Andy Prisella
yeah, I'm not going to. I'm fucking like. I'm so tired of the like, you know, what's this fucking mean? And that. Like, dude, like, look, Nobody knows.
DJ Cruise
It's a good point. Yeah, yeah, man. Guys jumping on the carbo though. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let's keep cruising, shall we?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Is that an absurd thing? Is that a sir clip?
DJ Cruise
Oh, bro.
Andy Prisella
Is it just me?
DJ Cruise
No, no, I don't. I don't. I don't think so. I don't think so. I. Every day it looks. It appears to be more and more intentional every day, bro.
Andy Prisella
And if they really cared about anti Semitism, which, you know, like, if that's a real thing, we should all be like, that's not cool. Right. But the truth of the matter is they. If they did, they would shut the fuck up.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
They wouldn't stop calling everybody names and stop trying to make people who care about their own country, their own livelihood, their own fucking brothers and sisters as Americans. Calling them bad people for caring about those things. That doesn't fucking help anything.
DJ Cruise
Doesn't help the cost. No, no. Not one bit, man. Not one bit. Yeah, man. Let's get to headline two. Speaking of brothers, Drew Ski's in the news again.
Andy Prisella
Oh, yeah. I've been seeing. Everybody was talking about, but I haven't seen it yet.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, bro. I like it. I'll start there. I like it.
Andy Prisella
Is he getting bad, like, heat for it?
DJ Cruise
He's getting some heat, yeah. Drew. Drew Ski sparks outrage after dressing as Erica Kirk in latest viral skit. This is too far now. I don't think he looked. I don't think he looked like Eric. Right? He kind of did. He kind of did.
Chat/Viewer
We'll let you be the judge.
DJ Cruise
He kind of did. You know, honestly. And I also say this, I feel like I've seen that exact character a few times in my life.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
In, like, you know, corners of bars and shit like that. Same lady. You know what I'm saying? What'd you say? Off. All right. But yeah, so. So context.
Andy Prisella
What bars you at, huh?
DJ Cruise
Molly's. I've seen him at Molly's before. Controversial comedian Drew Ski has triggered fresh outrage over his later mega viral skit in which he dressed up as Charlie Kirk's widow, Erica, with many calling him disgusting and completely disrespectful to a grieving widow. The black comet painted his skin and sported a white suit, blue contact lenses, and blonde locks as he mocked the Turning Point USA CEO in his How Conservative Women in America act sketch, which at the time of this recording.
Andy Prisella
Oh, God.
DJ Cruise
Is almost at 90 million views and
Chat/Viewer
55 million on Instagram.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Chat/Viewer
In one day, in one.
DJ Cruise
Like, I mean, it's going hot, but yeah. So let's. Let's check this clip. This is the skit. How conservative women in America Act.
Andy Prisella
Get on your feet. War is raging in Iran.
DJ Cruise
We're praying. We're praying for all the soldiers and troops. That's great that you're praying, but how
Andy Prisella
about all the kids that died when the USA hit the.
DJ Cruise
The towers? It broke my heart. That is the. Oh, I've seen her before. In what ways have you grown closer to Jesus? I serve a righteous God, and that is why we say our prayers. We are all his children. But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible. Sweet cream foam, chai ice, matcha. And Bella will have all organic pup cup.
Andy Prisella
Organic?
DJ Cruise
Yes, everything organic. All right.
Andy Prisella
Is that it?
Chat/Viewer
There's more.
DJ Cruise
There's. There's plenty more.
Andy Prisella
How long ago?
DJ Cruise
It's like two minutes. It's like two minutes.
Andy Prisella
Can't blue balls me, bro.
DJ Cruise
You got blue balls by Juski.
Andy Prisella
Yeah,
DJ Cruise
I want to see the rest.
Andy Prisella
Get on your feet.
DJ Cruise
All organic Pop. Yes, everything organic. The. Four, three, seven. Oh, Hannah, you good? Four, three, two. Both your chest lifted. We have to protect all men in America, especially all white men in America. In this country. America is built on their backs.
Andy Prisella
Yes.
DJ Cruise
Because they are the ones who mattered most. Oh, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Now, funny enough, somebody Shane says low key would smash.
DJ Cruise
I'm just, hey, you know, and I got some heat on this on Instagram because I'm like, hey, hey, man. Hey, Drew, Ski kind of cute, you know what I'm saying?
Andy Prisella
Like, you deserve all the heat for that.
DJ Cruise
I'm getting some heat. It's fine. It's fine. I ain't too proud, you know, I've. I'm just. I've seen this person. I've seen this individual before. Now, interestingly enough, somebody had asked Grok, Grok, who is this? Okay. And this. This might be like a goat Grok response. Grok replied, that's Erica Kirk, the actress comedian, starring in juicy satirical skit.
Andy Prisella
Oh, man.
DJ Cruise
She's playing the over the top conservative character across all those scenes. Patriotism, faith, organic, everything. And the podium bit. Spot on performance for the laughs. That's Erica Kirk. Now, I'm sure Elon's gonna get some heat off of that, bro.
Andy Prisella
Elon just got in there and fucking pretend to be Brock.
Chat/Viewer
I'll take this one.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I'll handle this one. Yeah. Fuck, dude.
Andy Prisella
So this is causing a big stir.
DJ Cruise
This is causing a big stir.
Andy Prisella
Why?
DJ Cruise
Ted Cruz, he's pissed.
Andy Prisella
Oh, really?
DJ Cruise
Tech Cruise pissed. He says this is beneath contempt.
Andy Prisella
So we can't have jokes no more.
DJ Cruise
No more jokes.
Andy Prisella
Okay. Jokes. Yeah. No.
DJ Cruise
Now, I will say this. I, I, I. This is my only piece of contention for Druski, okay? This is it. And I. I'm a Druski fan. I've been following this guy for a long time. I love his skits. I think they're hilarious, right? And we've seen them, right? We. We've seen these skits. We. We had the. The one where he did the. The redneck dude at the NASCAR race. Hilarious. Yeah, right? He calls out almost everybody, right? We've seen. We've seen the. The mega preachers. He's called out the black ones. He's did the Asian nail salon lady. I've seen him do a lot. All I'm saying is, Drew, ski. Let's throw the ball equally here. There's one group. You ain't hitting on bagels.
Andy Prisella
Oh, really?
DJ Cruise
He ain't touching them. Well, that's my old. That'd be my. I think because he's getting heat.
Andy Prisella
Look, dude, real talk. I mean, I think it's funny. I think it's great. I think we should be able to make jokes. But, you know, there's a double standard here, for sure. Okay? The double standard is if I pretended to be black and painted myself black and made a funny skit, I'd lose everything I got.
DJ Cruise
Probably. Yeah. Yeah, probably.
Andy Prisella
So, like, why don't we just all agree that all the shit's funny and
DJ Cruise
everything's cool and it would be good, right? Across the board. Yeah, across the board.
Andy Prisella
I thought it was funny.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I thought it was great. I mean, I don't think they look anything alike, bro. That bit right there took with the eyes, bro. Yeah, yeah, it took me out.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, it's whatever.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't see anything where people are
Andy Prisella
really mad at him. I mean, like, they're performative.
DJ Cruise
I think it's more performative. You know what I'm saying? Like, she's grieving. How dare you. You know what if he's grieving? People grieve in different ways. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. What's Ted Cruz saying about it for? Well, I mean, like, bro, you've done more evil than just about anybody. Yeah, like, shut the up.
DJ Cruise
Come on. Come on, Ted. You're fine.
Andy Prisella
Beneath content
DJ Cruise
out of here, bro.
Andy Prisella
That.
DJ Cruise
That's impressive. That is impressive. Yeah, I don't see a problem with the. Dude, I don't see a problem with it.
Andy Prisella
I don't see a problem with any comedy as long as everybody's equally representatives.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right. Nobody's off the table, right? Everybody's on the table. You know, talk about them all. And like I said, I mean. And to his credit, he's done that. He's done whites, he's done black, he's done Asian, he done those little weird people from that. That country starts with a V. He's done a bunch, except for one. That's the only one I would like to see. I feel like you'd be fine. That's safe. And yeah, let it go both ways. Let it be like comedy be bisexual is what I said.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Anyway, yeah, this ain't nothing cool on.
Andy Prisella
This is the biggest news of the day.
DJ Cruise
It's part of it.
Andy Prisella
Are you fucking serious?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's part of it. Oh, we got something worse than this?
Andy Prisella
Oh, really?
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, like. And it actually, like me saying this says a lot. Okay. But yeah, guys, jump in on this combo. Let us know what you think down in the comments. Let's go to headline number three. This is low for. This is low. It's kind of. This is actually really fucked up in my opinion. Okay. Headline three reads, maryland homeowner goes viral after hiring roofing company crew, employing illegals and then calling ICE on them after they finished the job. Six work.
Andy Prisella
Bro, that's fucked up.
DJ Cruise
That's fucked up. All right. That's fucked up. Ok, that's that. It's also genius, but.
Andy Prisella
Right, but like, that's somebody who's never had to work hard a fucking day
DJ Cruise
in their life, bro, that's fucked up.
Andy Prisella
That doesn't fucking understand anything about anything.
DJ Cruise
That's fucked up.
Andy Prisella
I think it's fucked up too, bro.
DJ Cruise
Like, that's some fucking low shit, dog. She called them while they were on the roof.
Chat/Viewer
Especially after they're done with the job.
DJ Cruise
That's what I'm saying, dude. It's fucked up, man. And there's a video. It's going viral. So this is a homeowner in Cambridge, Maryland. She's going viral after allegedly calling Immigration and Customs enforcement on a roofing crew.
Andy Prisella
Look, I'm first one to tell you they shouldn't be here.
DJ Cruise
Get them out.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, but like that. That's not right.
DJ Cruise
Well, these ain't the guys.
Andy Prisella
That ain't right. Yeah, she's not right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, she called him. Leading to the detention of six Guatemalan workers on a roof just as they were about to finish the job. It took place on Wednesday and it was live streamed to Tick Tock. According to eyewitness accounts and footage captured live from the Roof. ICE agents arrived at the property, secured the perimeter, and took the six workers into custody while they were still working. A legal co worker on the crew, Brian Polanco, a Dominican national with permanent U. S. Residency, live streamed the entire encounter for approximately 30 minutes. Blanco was not detained, narrated the events, and later confronted the homeowner on camera, accusing her of waiting until the job was almost done before calling authorities. Let's check this clip. I love how she's, like, helping him look for them. Like, she has no idea.
Andy Prisella
Bro, that's low life, bro.
DJ Cruise
That's some up.
Andy Prisella
Low life.
DJ Cruise
Like, that's up.
Andy Prisella
Look, dude, you can hold conflicting opinions.
DJ Cruise
Sure.
Andy Prisella
You can agree that those people shouldn't be here. And you can also agree that arresting people after they've done a job for you and getting them deported is up.
DJ Cruise
That's up, right? That's up. That's. That's low. It's indicative of poor morals.
Andy Prisella
It's also, like, I don't know. It's. It's gross. It grosses me the out, bro. Humans are humans, okay? And whether they're illegal here or not, like. Like, look, we got to get them the out, which apparently they aren't doing anymore. But at the same time, there are good people that come here that try to contribute and do things. And obviously, those people there are working, they're trying to earn money, they're doing a service that's been going on in this country for a very long time. And those types of immigrants are actually very important to our economy. Okay? Yeah, they're illegal, maybe, you know, whatever. Like, how many people know fucking illegals that, you know, do labor? A lot, all right? There's a lot that are here that don't work at all, that don't fucking contribute at all. And all they do is take and take and take and take and take. And they're not here to be part of America. They're here to fuck America up. Yeah, those people should not be here.
DJ Cruise
Right, right.
Andy Prisella
All right. This is why I always say, man, like, you know, the relationship between, like, Mexicans and Americans has always been pretty fucking good, okay? I like Mexican people. I like what they bring to our culture. I enjoy their culture. They enjoy America. They're good people. They work hard, they show up on time. They do the right. I'm not really. When I say, like, illegals, I. I'm talking about these third world, you know, that come from, you know, the middle of Africa that are, you know, sent here as part of some sort of program to, like, our up.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. The raping, the pillaging. Yeah, dude, this is eating up all the resources.
Andy Prisella
This is sad.
DJ Cruise
It's up. Yeah. No, it's fucked up now. ICE is, you know, it's been a long lasting conversation. A lot of different things that are happening.
Andy Prisella
I thought.
DJ Cruise
I just feel like the priorities are kind of fucked up right now. All across the board and these agencies
Andy Prisella
certainly a shit show for sure.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying? And I just feel like the priorities are fucked up. This like, you know. Yeah, we could talk about them getting out. Maybe they're last on the list of. I feel like there's way more people on this list that should be like at the top of the list on priority to get out. These, these dudes, I don't see them as being on the top of that list, you know, But DHS is shut down. Right. And so ICE is kind of restricted. I've seen a lot of. A lot of issues there. And one of those things being on the TSA situation because did you know that Congress about to go on spring break from working so hard?
Andy Prisella
No.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. So they, they leave for spring break this weekend and there's still no vote to end the shutdown that's been going on for 42 days. I believe it's causing TSA lines. And, and so what do they do?
Andy Prisella
They.
DJ Cruise
They put.
Andy Prisella
Can we pull the chat real quick?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I got a question for you guys about this tsa. How many of you guys have been traveling recently? Is this, Is this TSA line thing a real thing?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude, I've been seeing that too,
Andy Prisella
because I've been hearing people say that it's not real.
DJ Cruise
It's fine.
Andy Prisella
Like, all of our people here that travel literally every single week, we have hundreds of people that travel every week. All of them are saying that that's not been happening.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like, where is this happening at?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, so is, Is that. Is that a. Like, have you guys seen this in real life or not? Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Sam Anderson said yes.
Andy Prisella
Hit and miss. I mean, is it more than normal? Because TSA lines always suck. You know, it's real at Houston Airport. It's not everywhere. Florida, two minute wait. Yeah. See, like, I think this is. I think this is being overblown. You know what I mean?
Chat/Viewer
Not in Austin.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Most people are saying no, no. So, yeah, man.
DJ Cruise
I mean, I know we're fine here. There hasn't been any issues here. But we're a smaller airport though, so
Chat/Viewer
majority is no like 90 or so.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So. So where is this?
Chat/Viewer
Even in California, people are saying No, I don't.
Andy Prisella
I don't know. Yeah, I know it's happening in Houston because I saw. That's the clips I've been seeing. But, I mean, is that, you know.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it just seems like very, very sporadic now. I mean, they got. They do have some numbers. Atlanta's being hit hard, allegedly.
Andy Prisella
Atlanta's always a show, though.
DJ Cruise
Agreed.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Prisella
And so, like, that is like the worst airport ever.
DJ Cruise
See, I've never flown in or.
Andy Prisella
Sucks, bro.
DJ Cruise
Does it.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
I've never had.
Andy Prisella
You're never getting out of the place ever on time.
DJ Cruise
Really? Yeah. But they've. They've put ICE agents in these airports now, and this has been a whole nother contention. But the crazy thing is they're actually kind of helping in those areas. Even CNN had to admit it. Can't believe I'm able to say this. Senior national correspondent Ryan Young reported in disbelief that the presence of unmasked immigration agents at Hartfield Jackson Atlanta International Airport sparked a traumatic, dramatic shift with travelers zipping through security after weeks of grueling lines and partial. Amid the partial government shutdown. And I saw some things that apparently Elon Musk had offered to pay for the salaries of TSA workers. And I think I just saw something today that. With the new DHS secretary that Trump just put an executive order to get them paid because. And with back pay, it's just crazy.
Andy Prisella
So these people don't want to make a deal and they know that these other people aren't getting paid.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Prisella
But they're getting paid and they get to go on vacation and they're about
DJ Cruise
to go on spring break.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. I also saw too, exactly how our government should be perfect. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's perfect. I saw like Delta. Delta's getting some claps because they. Apparently they shut down their special service desk, which is where all of these congressmen and stuff they get to check in at. Avoid all the peasants. Skip the line, skip security. Delta shut that down. So if any congressman are flying with. That's good. It's great.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, I think it's a great treat by the people. Like the people get.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you got to wait with us.
Andy Prisella
Politicians should get no special privileges in society.
DJ Cruise
I agree.
Andy Prisella
They should get no front of the line. They should get no fucking free meals. They should get. If they get caught doing that, they should be fucking removed from office.
DJ Cruise
I agree.
Andy Prisella
If these people had to live the exact same way as the rest of us have to live under their fucking rule, the rule of law would change.
DJ Cruise
Dude, you know what? I always Think about with that, when it comes to that is like a visual reminder of the separation that they. They have with the regular people. Is that picture of Hillary Clinton in that apartment? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, that picture.
Andy Prisella
You got that picture?
DJ Cruise
I'm pulling it up right now. Yeah, cuz that picture. This one right here.
Andy Prisella
Picture says a million words, right?
DJ Cruise
This picture right here?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Can you make that bigger? Not like that. There you go. That's fine. Yeah. She has no clue how regular people live, bro. No fucking clue.
DJ Cruise
She's in disbelief.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, she's. No, these people are. These people are. Listen, man. They're royalty. We're the peasants, okay? They're royalty. We're the peasants. They have no connection to how the average person actually lives. Very few of them. When was the last time you think any of them went and pumped their own gas? When was the last time they actually, like, had to worry about their bills actually like mathing out at the end of the fucking pay period? They don't fucking get it, dude. They don't get it. And you know what? I actually think they do get it. I think they get it actually fucking perfectly pretty well. Yeah. I think that the whole goal is to create an environment that is so fucking hard for people to survive that they have no ability to think about anything else or notice the way that they are being robbed and pillaged by the government officials. I think that's the. I think it's the whole point. I think they want to keep people right in that fucking spot where they're not starving so they don't revolt. But they can't think of anything else but to like, work. Work their asses off to survive.
DJ Cruise
Right?
Andy Prisella
This is why it's important for you guys to fucking go out and get rich, dude. It's very fucking important. It's never been more important.
DJ Cruise
That face right there.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Bro, look at her. And you or I or anybody else walk in that apartment and be like, what's up, homie?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I live a great life, but like, I'm not so far removed that like, I don't understand what the. Is actually going on, you know?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro, that. It infuriates me, dude.
Andy Prisella
You ever live in an apartment like that?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, me too.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Andy Prisella
Lots of them.
DJ Cruise
Absolutely.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. You can't even have people over because you can't. There's no room to walk in the kitchen, you know? I mean, like, dude, that's. That's how.
DJ Cruise
That's mo. That's America.
Andy Prisella
I know, dude. I know.
DJ Cruise
That's America. And she's like. She. She thought she stepped into Benghazi.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruise
It's insane.
Andy Prisella
Yep.
DJ Cruise
It's insane. Yeah, I'm with that, dude. I think. And I actually, I. I think all the fucking airlines should do the same thing.
Andy Prisella
I think everywhere should do it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I think forever. I think every. I think there should be no special privileges for politicians at all, ever. And it should be illegal for them to accept it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you're getting special flight. No, bro, not when our countries. And what are we. What do we. What do we. What are we doing this for? Like, why do you deserve special treatment when you like. No, no.
Andy Prisella
What do you mean, dude?
DJ Cruise
No, they.
Andy Prisella
They are them and we are us. They are them. We are us. Is us versus them.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
And it's not left, right? Black, white, gay, straight, whatever. That's all to get people fighting so we don't notice who the real oppressor actually is. And it's people like that, okay? It's people that go to on vacation and don't give a fuck that people are having to show up to work without pay and work their asses off in a terrible environment that they created and they get to go fucking drink their drinks ing Cabo. Right? Like, it's, it's.
DJ Cruise
I thought about this more too. Would you?
Andy Prisella
And what. Look at all those people, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like.
Andy Prisella
Okay, let's. Let's. Let's be real here. Whose fault is it that we're in the situation we're in? Theirs, okay? It is theirs. Look at those people in that line. What do you see? What do you see? You see a bunch of people in their pajamas that have low standards about their own physical appearance. They're. They're not taking care of their bodies. They're not taking care of what's going on. They're not controlling the things they control in their own life. And then they're surprised that they are ruled over by people who are willing to take the power away from complacent people. You see what I'm saying? The problem is in this picture. That's the fucking problem, bro. We have a cult. We have a passive, supplicant culture that, that, you know, does. That doesn't hold a standard. But they want to live to a certain standard, right? Like, America is only as great as its people. A culture is only as great as its individuals. All right? This is not hard to understand. If people want to change, they have to change themselves. They have to change them standards the standards collectively change. The, the standard of what we are willing to accept as a government changes as well. Okay? Like if you were to have a conversation with most of those people, you know what they would say? Well, what the can I do about it? What can I do about it? I can't do anything. And that's the fucking lie. That's the lie that they sell that maintains their control and power. Why do you think they're so afraid of people saying things? Why do you think they spend so much money censoring? Why do you think they spend so much money dividing? Why do they think they spend so much money convincing you that your neighbor is the fucking enemy? Ok, if that shit was, it was actually true, they wouldn't have to spend all the money to convince you. You would understand it. They are afraid of your voice. They are afraid of your excellence. They are afraid of your standards. They are afraid of unity. And they spend every minute of their lives trying to create the opposite of that so they can maintain the control and power over the people. All the people have to do is wake the fuck up, bro. But you know, like, we're a long way away from that if we're being completely honest. And, and, and, and then the, you know, foreign. It's just a big mountain to climb, bro. It just is. You got to be willing to help yourself before you get anything good out of life, so. Bro, look at that picture. Compared to like the 1950s or 60s, actually.
DJ Cruise
I'll pull it up. Hold on.
Andy Prisella
Everybody's in their pajamas at the airport.
DJ Cruise
Give me a year. What year you want?
Andy Prisella
I don't know, just 50 years ago, 60 years ago, 70 years ago. Like, dude, it was just a different culture, bro.
DJ Cruise
Oh, y' all wore suits to go everywhere, didn't you?
Andy Prisella
I, I, that's older than me, bro. I'm just saying, like a cult, a culture with no standards can't expect standards from the people that rules over them. And we are ruled over. This is not free, we're not a free society anyway.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, did I actually, I think, I think that was a badass time. Like when just like just men simply wearing suits every day. Like that was a normal thing. You just had a suit.
Andy Prisella
Listen, if it's sad, I don't even, I don't. I've repeated myself 40 million times.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
If we want a great country, we got to have great individuals. That's the only long term solution. It's the only one. It's the only one. It's the only one like you. If you don't have your. Together personally, you don't have a right to complain.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
And if you're not actively trying to get.
Andy Prisella
Now, now, now. Yeah, that's true. Okay. Are you actively trying for real?
DJ Cruise
Like, really trying?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Because it's a difference.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, everybody's trying. We all know that's what had happened was.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah. So anyway, yeah, I'm with it, man. Guys, jump down in the conversation. Let us know what you feel.
Andy Prisella
Like I was born in the wrong time. Like, for real. Or sometimes I guess maybe the perfect
DJ Cruise
time, depending on how you look at it, dog.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, depending on how it plays out. I'll let you know.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy Prisella
That's right. I was born sad, dude.
DJ Cruise
It's like.
Andy Prisella
It's like, dude, the solution is right in the hands of your. Of your own hands. The solution to this problem is in your own hands. And people are willing to abandon that responsibility because it's hard. It's hard to maintain standards. It's hard to be successful. It's hard to keep yourself together. It's hard. But it's important and we have an obligation to do so. Okay? You can't just, like, be a loser and not care about anything that's in your control and not try to control any of it and blame everybody else for the quality of your shitty life.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
If the truth of the matter is, like, dude, as unfree as we are, we're still free enough to make a lot of fucking progress. But we won't have that forever, dude, because it's going away. As someone who's seen this for a long time, it's. Our freedoms are getting stolen from us little by little by little by little. And what's allowing that to happen is people's complacency for their own lives.
DJ Cruise
Shits and giggles. What. What time would you have wanted to be reborn in? Be very careful here, Andy.
Andy Prisella
Honestly. Sometimes. Never.
DJ Cruise
Oh, come on. Yeah, come on.
Andy Prisella
I'm just saying.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Like.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I don't know. I think, like, whenever the year AC was created.
Andy Prisella
Look, I don't know, dude. I think we live in a world of very evil, corrupt people that's been that way, historically, for tens of thousands of years.
DJ Cruise
The.
Andy Prisella
The evil rise to the top because the good people think that it's bad to have power, when in reality, the reason the evil power people get power is because the good people abandon it. And that's repeated itself over and over and over and over again. And if good people don't rise to the occasion and take power in their own lives and their own communities. The cycle continues, and it continues forever. And it's, it's frustrating. And I, I would, I would. I. If you're being like, if we're being honest, like, I, I couldn't name a time that I would have been. I, I would respect how I'm built. I think there was much more honor amongst men, you know, centuries ago. You know what I'm saying? Like, there was, there were. People were willing to die for principles. They were willing to stand up for things. I just wish we were in one of those times. You know what I mean?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Like, I miss. I, I, I. It's hard for me to look at other men and see them not care about what's going on and only care about their own. Like, it's not. You should care about your own, but you should understand that your own is valuable not just because you get to live a life that's good. It's. It's more valuable because you get to show what's possible. Right? And I don't know, like, if we're having a, like a real talk, like, I'd much rather be around a bunch of dudes that were ready to ride into battle and, like, sling some fucking swords at people. And even if it meant me getting fucking killed, then, then be around a bunch of fucking pussies. Yeah, real talk. Like, I'm fucking over it, you know? I'm tired of people asking me, what the fuck can we do? When I've said it for six fucking years, actually 12 years now, straight. All right, so it's like, bro, I answer the question, I answer the question. I answer the question. I answer the question. I hold my standards in my own life. I would feel very uncomfortable saying the things that I say if I wasn't doing those things myself, right? But yeah, man, I don't, I don't know. Like, I just. I don't know. You know, it's. It's frustrating, dude. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. I understand a lot of people feel that way, but, you know, the only way out is, is, is through. And it's through the hard path. And the hard path is getting your own life in order. And not just for yourself, but for your family and for all the people that are going to see you get in order because you understand that you're gonna. A rising tide lifts all ships, and I wish more people. I wish more people understood that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Chat/Viewer
One quick thing before we move on to the thumbs up. If you can go on the White House Twitter, they have posted more confusing images just as we were recording right now.
Andy Prisella
Oh, really?
Chat/Viewer
Yeah. So if you go on their page, we'll put it on the screen in a minute.
Andy Prisella
I think I'm to the point where, like, I. I want to rededicate myself one more to giving all of my attention to helping people win, because that's what I'm the greatest at in my personal skill set. And, you know, when I started doing real af, this was about bringing awareness. I had a platform. I understood things were going wrong. I really was kind of burned out about talking about winning at that point in time, just because, like, for a lot of reasons, honestly. And I've done that. I've used that platform. People are awake. They see what's going on. And I think. I think I would be happier if I switched all of my direction back to actually doing things that taught people how to win.
DJ Cruise
We know what's going on now. What?
Andy Prisella
Right? And you're going to see me spend more and more of my time in that direction. When I talked earlier on the show about big things coming, I think I've got pretty much the biggest thing ever coming in that regardless, it's gonna make a lot of people look like fucking idiots.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah. So, Hell, yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
It's gonna inspire a lot of people.
DJ Cruise
Absolutely. Absolutely, man.
Andy Prisella
What did they do at the White House?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, they just posted some more cryptic shit on their fucking feed.
Andy Prisella
What was it?
Chat/Viewer
It's just pixelated photos, okay? With no caption, no explanation.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, see, that's not cool. Not cool. Yeah, well, listen, man, they're making their own bed up there, you know what I'm saying? Like, bro, nobody wants Trump to win more than me. I want Trump to win. Fuck. Like. Like, dude, pull up the chat. Real talk, guys. Real talk. Real talk. Do you want Trump to win? Do you want him to win? Do you want him to do the shit that he said he was going to do? Do you want him to kick ass? All of you should. Everybody should. But the point of the matter is, is they're. They're fumbling the ball. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I want him to win, but it's like, what the are you doing, dude? Yeah, like, what the. Yeah, I mean, dude, I voted for him. Of course. That's the thing. Like, they're not understanding this. People want Trump to win. They want him to win. But, like, dude, you're not communicating to your base. You're alienating people that have differing opinions than you or maybe you're confused or maybe don't have the information and you're not like, dude, this is really a problem, because, like, dude, people want to support you. People want to get behind you. They want you to be the greatest. They want you to be the greatest, but you're fumbling a ball, bro. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
I just. Yeah, I hate how bad it feels, dude.
Andy Prisella
I know. It's demoralizing, bro. Yeah, Zach attack there. He says, yeah, Support him for 10 years, bro. No, a lot of people voted him for him for three terms, and now they're like, what the. You know, and then you got the leftist saying, oh, we knew this. You didn't know. Okay. And by the way, I don't even
DJ Cruise
know what gender you are.
Andy Prisella
That doesn't matter. And by the way, nobody says, like, this is such a low IQ thing to say, too. Oh, so you're saying Kamala would have been better. No, that's not what the fuck anybody's saying.
DJ Cruise
Right, sorry.
Andy Prisella
And by the way, just because people are criticizing are critical of Trump doesn't mean that they're a leftist. And nor to the leftist, does it mean that we want to be on your side.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right. I'm a man. I know what I am. All right, bro.
Andy Prisella
I saw a comment the other day, I saw some post clipped out of my show where I was talking about, like, critical information going into your brain and then being able to change your mind. Yeah, you talk about people that were triggered, bro. Bro, it's like, oh, you finally got it. No, dude, you're not understanding. You still don't understand what I'm saying. Like, you're literally. You're literally too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck I'm saying. I'm saying things that should be common sense to people. Like, where's the common sense? Where's the middle of the road? Where's the. Hey, we're all in the same boat. We should probably row and sink. Where's that? When do we had a leader in the last fucking 40 years that's been like that. Yeah, okay. Nonexistent, dude, there hasn't been. Because the machine doesn't work with unity, which should tell you everything that you need to know. If you want to take the machine apart, you have to unify at the grass level, and you don't need everybody.
DJ Cruise
No, no, that's real, dude. That's real, man. Well, guys, it is time. Andy, it's time.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Time for our final segment. As always, guys, we have Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it and vote on it. Give it one of those two options. I don't have bears for you. I do have sharks. This is a new one. Cocaine fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean. Scientists blame partying tourists.
Andy Prisella
Jesus Christ. Dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Bro, listen, let's be. How fucking terrifying, though, you know what I'm saying? Like, you don't know if they want to dance with you or bite you.
Andy Prisella
I think you always assume shark's gonna bite you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but they might. They might just want to boogie, you know? I don't think so. Do the fish, do the fish, you know? Yeah, this is. This is.
Andy Prisella
Do the fish, do the fish. It's a fish,
DJ Cruise
bro. You know that. You told me that move.
Chat/Viewer
Somebody's gonna clip that.
DJ Cruise
Come on, man.
Chat/Viewer
Someone's gonna clip that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I did not show you the fish.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you know the fish.
Andy Prisella
I might have showed you some moves, but the fish.
DJ Cruise
Fish want water for the fish. You got the worm on the bobber. Is that what you called it?
Andy Prisella
Which one's that? Oh, yeah, that one. This one?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Andy Prisella
You got the cruise into the car.
DJ Cruise
How's that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, There you go. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, man. Cocaine. Cocaine fuel.
Andy Prisella
Sharks, fish,
DJ Cruise
they're out there, bro. You gotta be careful. And you know, you know, you really know. You want to know why you really got to be careful?
Andy Prisella
Because they're on cocaine.
DJ Cruise
The great white sharks.
Andy Prisella
Oh, my God, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. This puts the white in great white.
Andy Prisella
What, are they having meetings?
DJ Cruise
We leave it. Oh, shit. Yeah. Move over, cocaine bear. Brazilian scientists have discovered traces of nose candy, caffeine and painkillers. And sharks swimming in waters around the Bahamas. These blowfish. That was a good one. Aren't getting hooked on purpose. It's the fallout from an uptick in marine pollutants per an odd jaw calyptic. Stu. What? An AJAW callyptic study.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, they went a little too far there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, Yeah.
Andy Prisella
A jaw calyptic.
DJ Cruise
Got it. Yeah, got it. Okay, I see what they did there.
Andy Prisella
A jocalyptic study.
DJ Cruise
I see what they proved.
Andy Prisella
That all sharks too far are white and racist.
DJ Cruise
And now they're high on cocaine. Watch out, black people. They're gonna be swimming really fast. Yeah, yeah.
Andy Prisella
If you don't know how to swim, now would be a good time to learn. Oh, dude.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man. Sharks are racist.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, they are.
DJ Cruise
No, they just, you know, they're going after the easier targets that can't swim. Okay, all right, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough. All right. Pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are increasingly recognized as contaminants of emergency. Emerging concern in marine environments, particularly in areas undergoing rapid urbanization. See? And tourism driven development, the researchers wrote, while describing the troubling shark optic. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's terrible. So they tested 85 specimens. Okay.
Andy Prisella
Were you brailling it over there?
DJ Cruise
What? Huh? No, it's a speed read, you know? Dude, you know what happened? They make.
Andy Prisella
They make sounds which are called syllables, which you put together.
DJ Cruise
I'm just doing that. I'm doing it.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So they took blood samples from 85 sharks, and 28 out of those tested positive for drugs. I'm not gonna lie, bro. This picture right here, it does look like he's a little hot.
Andy Prisella
That's not a real picture.
DJ Cruise
No, that's a legit picture. It's a legit picture.
Andy Prisella
That's not a real picture, bro.
DJ Cruise
He's a little hot.
Andy Prisella
His teeth. He's got human teeth.
DJ Cruise
No, bro.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's a fake teeth, bro.
DJ Cruise
Look, his pupils are dilated.
Andy Prisella
No,
DJ Cruise
Look at that.
Andy Prisella
You think that's real, bro?
DJ Cruise
That's real. I took it off Nat Geo.
Andy Prisella
Oh, that means it's real. Yeah. I got on the Internet. DJ you sold the sharks cocaine. Realize, like,
DJ Cruise
don't get me, but y' all can get a lot of.
Andy Prisella
We are losing cabin pressure, bro.
DJ Cruise
We're going down, man. Yeah, the crazy thing is, though, you know, I feel like this is, like, I don't know, common conspiracy theory, right? But there was a movie on this, okay?
Andy Prisella
Sharknado.
DJ Cruise
Cocaine shark shark. Cocaine shark. Came out in 2023, okay? And here we are. Now we got it. Now, now, now, now. They're in the water,
Andy Prisella
bro. Come the on, dude. Guys, is that a real shark? Like, I know everybody keeps saying it's a tiger shark. There's no way.
Chat/Viewer
Read the second last order.
Andy Prisella
DJ Turned the great white sharks into.
DJ Cruise
I'm just saying. I'm just.
Andy Prisella
That's a comment of the year, bro.
DJ Cruise
Oh, my God, dude, I. I do. I'm curious. Like, how would you know the difference? Like, if I see a shark, bro, I wouldn't.
Andy Prisella
I wouldn't.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you're out of the way. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
What's up with you motherfuckers to swim with these things, dude?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, the shawl people, bro. You don't. Yeah, I know.
Andy Prisella
You don't ever see black people, do that.
DJ Cruise
Oh, well, for another obvious reason. But outside of that reason, bro.
Andy Prisella
Come on, man.
DJ Cruise
It ain't happening.
Andy Prisella
I'm with you guys. Let's go steal a bike.
DJ Cruise
Let's steal the boat. Leave these behind.
Andy Prisella
Dude, I don't know. What is wrong with people, bro?
DJ Cruise
Hey, but what do you think they sound like when they're high on cocaine?
Andy Prisella
I don't know,
DJ Cruise
bro.
Andy Prisella
All right, who wins?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Cocaine bear or cocaine shark? Ooh, sounds like a pole.
DJ Cruise
Brown bear or black bear? Because they can run fast on land.
Andy Prisella
Okay. This is a real thing.
DJ Cruise
Brown bears don't swim that well. Or the black ones.
Andy Prisella
Okay. But the sharks got to be in, like, like, like, you know, deep enough water where the bear can fight it.
DJ Cruise
Got it. Okay.
Andy Prisella
So it can't be, like, out in the ocean. It's got to be, like a middle
DJ Cruise
ground if we're going.
Andy Prisella
It's a middle ground fight. Like, who wins?
DJ Cruise
I think. I think the sharks got him.
Andy Prisella
You do?
DJ Cruise
I think sharks got them. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, sharks got him, bro. Like, we put them in one of those, like, the SeaWorld pools or whatever. Like little shallow, like, little.
Andy Prisella
No, like on the beach.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, okay.
Andy Prisella
Bears on the beach. Shark swims kind of on the beach, you know, and they get a fight.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I think sharks got them, bro. Cocaine. Oh, now they're both on cocaine. Yeah, okay, okay.
Andy Prisella
They're both on.
DJ Cruise
The bear might have them. The bear might have them because that might. He might pull some Bobby Brown.
Andy Prisella
That's a good. It's a good. That'd be a good. You ever seen those videos online where it's like one Chuck Norris versus a million?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, simulate that.
Andy Prisella
I want to see the cocaine bear versus a cocaine shark. Yeah, I want to see that.
DJ Cruise
I'm with it.
Chat/Viewer
Our audience is split 60, 40.
Andy Prisella
I mean, so they say the bear, huh?
DJ Cruise
They got the bear.
Andy Prisella
I mean, the bear is used to fishing.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but that's a big fish.
Andy Prisella
But the shark's not used to bearing and.
DJ Cruise
And they're moving faster with the cocaine, you know, Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Yeah. I don't know, but I know this shark's having a great time.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, he is. He's partying, bro. He's got the ladies getting sucked on.
DJ Cruise
That's what I'm saying. He's got the ladies on him, dog.
Chat/Viewer
He's.
DJ Cruise
Let me get some more that she, homes.
Andy Prisella
I thought he was a white shark.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, you know.
Andy Prisella
Hey, Cody, give me some cocaine, Kyle. Name's Dan.
DJ Cruise
How's it going. All right, that's it. Oh, dude, that's it.
Andy Prisella
Todd the Shark.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man.
Andy Prisella
Well, there we have it, dude. Cocaine Bear wins.
DJ Cruise
Cocaine Bears got it. All right. Hell, yeah.
Andy Prisella
All right.
DJ Cruise
Hell, yeah. All right. All right. We don't need.
Andy Prisella
We don't need the nerd analysis.
DJ Cruise
Shock my pressure, actually. All right, well, guys.
Chat/Viewer
Andy, do you think they leave and never come back, then?
Andy Prisella
Not if they're white, but they're not white anymore. They're cocaine white.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Oh, man, I don't know. Yeah. Ma'. Am. Yeah.
Andy Prisella
So who's more likely. Who's more likely to steal your bike?
DJ Cruise
No, no, no.
Andy Prisella
The Great White Shark or the Black Bear? Oh, dude.
DJ Cruise
Oh, glad you're black. Oh, no. Glad you're back. Hell, yeah.
Andy Prisella
All right.
DJ Cruise
Read that one, though.
Andy Prisella
All right. That was funny.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Yeah. Hell, yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
All right, guys.
DJ Cruise
That's all I got.
Andy Prisella
We had a good time, man. Hopefully we'll make it to Monday. All right, guys, well, stay safe, man. It's good to see you guys. Good to hang out. Don't be a hoe Share the show
DJ Cruise
Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze fuck up, Bow. Fuck a stove Counted millions in a cold bad bitch Booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.
Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise return to “Cruise the Internet” (CTI), tackling a range of current controversial and absurd news stories with their trademark brash humor and direct commentary. This week, they cover cryptic and worrying White House posts, the internet’s reaction to Druski’s viral comedy skit, and a morally questionable act of a homeowner calling ICE on a roofing crew. The hosts mix sharp critique of U.S. politics and society with plenty of laughs, irreverence, and running banter.
This episode of REAL AF captures the no-bullshit, anti-establishment spirit that Andy and DJ bring to each show. With a blend of biting humor and earnest calls to self-improvement, they dissect viral controversies, cryptic government antics, and the decline of standards in American life. The episode is both a wild ride across the week’s headlines and a motivational kick in the pants: don’t trust incompetent leaders, don’t comply with pointless restrictions, and, above all, step up individually—because the nation can only be as strong as its people.