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Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bow up stove Counted millions in a cold, bad
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booty swole Got her own bank roll
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can't fold that's a no head shot. Case closed.
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What is up? Guys, it's Andy, and you are listening to the show for the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise.
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What's up, dog?
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Oh, nothing, dude.
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What's crackalacking? Sick hat. Nice.
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Yeah, man, it just showed up in my locker. I figured I'd throw it on today.
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That's nice.
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I like it, too, because it, like, fits. I'm a hard fit. Like, I don't like the. I don't like the shallow fit hats. This is a nice. Like, them deep, nice, deep fit hat. You know? That's what. It's what I require. I can't help it.
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Yeah, man. Hell yeah, dude. I like it.
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I can't. I can't. You know, I can't do those shallow ones.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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The more you have, more.
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I gotta. I got a lot of head.
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Got a little point.
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That's right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's right.
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All right, man. We're degenerates, guys. Dude. Yeah, let's I got a little intro for us, man. You know, it's been a minute since we've had an intro. A little intro topic, and we have to go to. It's becoming one of my favorite places. India. Oh, sorry.
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India.
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No, man, we gotta go, dude, because this is actually crazy. So I didn't know this, and I'm learning, right? Because again, I'm becoming a fan of.
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You're becoming a cultured individual.
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That's right. I didn't know they had tornadoes over there. Did you know that?
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah. Did you know that? I didn't either. Yeah, apparently they got. They got. They got bad storms and that happened. You guys got monsoons, though, for sure, right? Okay.
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I knew.
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I knew that.
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All right.
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But, dude, this is crazy. The moment a man is catapulted 40ft into the air, after roof he was clinging onto was torn off during a ferocious storm, and he somehow survives. Dang, it's insane. His name. How do you pronounce that? Z? It's Nani. Nani. Mia. Yeah, that's right. Nani me.
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Hey, good job there, buddy.
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I'm learning, dude. I'm trying. Now, where is he from? He's from O'Reilly. O'Reilly's Bareilly. Bareilly. Bareilly. All right.
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And Riley's a little too Irish. You know what I'm saying?
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No, they had the. I knew they were over in Ireland.
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I didn't know.
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I'm sorry.
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It's funny because it's true.
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But. But, dude, this is crazy. Watch this video, dude. Look at this.
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Oh. Oh, dude, what are you thinking? That whole time.
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Holy shit. Yeah, bro, he survived.
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Hey, he's got a good story, dude. And he's got receipts, dude. That is what exactly he was.
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You know. So we learned two things here. At least I did. I did not know India had tornadoes. And apparently they also have roofs, because he was.
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Dude, that's crazy. I mean, I give him an A for form. That's pretty good flip, bro.
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He could try wwe.
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Oh, man. It's crazy that. That's crazy. That dude lived, bro. It wouldn't take much to. I mean, could have landed on something or. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, dude. How do you even try to land that?
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Like, dude, that is just some wild.
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That is pretty wild. That dude's up there, too.
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That's wild, bro.
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Yeah, absolutely. That's a typical, like, spring day here. Yeah. Yeah.
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No, dude, I just saw that.
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I'm like, dude, every single time we have someone come in town to visit. Every single time Every single time we have someone come to visit for the show, we have some sort of tornado here. It's like they're getting the full experience. Yeah, it's always funny, too, because, like, how scared they get.
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Oh, bro, they get nervous.
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Yeah. They get nervous. And we're so used to it. We're like. They're like, are we gonna die? We're like, we don't know yet.
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We all know. Let's go see.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Dude, I just thought that was insane, man. That's insane.
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That is insane.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, kudos to Nani, Mia. Yeah. He survived.
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Apparently, he's indestructible.
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Yeah. I mean, fuck. Yeah. He's got at least a couple more lives.
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Yeah.
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Dude, I just had to throw that in there. I thought that was absolutely insane.
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Yeah, that is insane.
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Insane, man. But, guys, it's cti, so let's do some cruising. You guys know how this works? If you guys would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andy for sella.com. you guys can check them all. Link there for you with that. Let's get into it. Yeah. Headline one from India, let's go to China. That's the talk of the town today. So we have tour of the East. That's right. That's right. Yeah.
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We're gonna tour the Far East.
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They're gonna tour.
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Speaking of touring the Far East, I'm actually going to be touring the Far east this year.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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I'm going to Japan in October for 12 days, bro.
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They're not gonna let me over there.
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I didn't say. You. Shooting a documentary. It's top secret right now, but it's going to be awesome.
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Okay. I'm trying to tie some things together.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Has to do with the. Has to do with the chopper culture.
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Oh.
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In Japan. So I might allow you to come.
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Okay.
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If they allow.
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If they let me here. Yeah. I hope you bring a katana.
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Yeah.
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Like a real.
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I'm get one when I'm there. Yeah, it's part of the deal. I'm going to ride all through Japan in a samurai suit. Yeah, I probably. Probably go to jail for that.
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Kick your ass out.
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Yeah, they don't around, bro.
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No, they don't.
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Yeah, you got to be nice when you go Japan and you got a bow.
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Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
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School.
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You got to, you know, hey, man,
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they protect the culture. I like it. Yeah.
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It's important. I was going to say, you know, what would Be sick, dude. The. You know the hand tattooing they do over there in that Japan?
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Hand tattooing, like. Oh, you know, Polynesian, bro.
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No, no, they do it in Japan too. The Yakuza. Yeah, yeah, it's a Japanese thing.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, for sure. Like, that would be sick.
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Yeah, that would be kind of.
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I know. That's like a five year waiting list at least.
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So would I just go over there and get something tattooed on me in English? Because, like, how they do it, these people go get, like the Japanese writing on them here.
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Like, when you see some actual English things in that are Asian countries, you'll laugh so much because. So heavily mispronounced.
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Yeah.
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I was fortunate enough to go to Beijing in. Back in 2016 and I saw a girl wearing a jacket in a metro station. It said, thank you, T A, N, K U. Thank you. The same thing happens here. All the people who get Chinese stuff tattooed.
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Yeah.
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Might be saying, yeah, what's your tattoo say? Oh, how many people do you think
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walk around with like, Japanese symbols or Chinese symbols on there? And it's like, I'm a dork. It says something totally. Like, not what you think it says.
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Right.
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If I was a tattoo artist, I'd be doing that all the time.
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Just be an.
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Yeah. Like, why are you getting Chinese writing? You're not Chinese. Why are you getting Japanese writing? You're not Japanese. It's weird.
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Yeah, it is weird. It is weird. We do. We should also see where the Chinese bear piss is made over there.
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No, that works.
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Be sick.
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Yeah, it'd be sick.
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Dude, I'm down.
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What are we talking the. It's the. What's that called?
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Tiger Bomb.
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Tiger Bomb, yeah.
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Chinese bear. Same thing, bro. Bear piss.
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That stuff works.
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It is. It's gas. Absolute gas.
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If you've never tried Tiger Bomb. This is my unofficial endorsement of Tiger Bomb. Stuff works, bro.
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It works, dude. But, yeah, we gotta go China, let's go China. Not, let's go China, I'm a nationalist.
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Let's go to China.
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Let's go to China. Shall we? And there's some chaos that's erupting behind the scenes of Trump's China trip, including trampled White House aid. So you got. You got President Trump, a few members of the administration. They're over there. This is the first time, I believe, in 10 years that a US president has been to China. And he's over there. He's meeting with the Chinese leader, Winnie the Pooh Giggle.
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Pooh Bear.
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Oh, Pooh Bear. That's right, bro. He does look like Winnie the Poo.
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I know.
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Like, I know he hates it. Well, you know, but, like, you got take matter.
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He's. He's him, you know, like, he don't care what anybody calls him.
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But yeah, he's. They're over there, and so they're meeting.
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He always has that same look. It's like this. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's always got that same look on his face.
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Bro, we should take. We got to take Dave, take him back to the homeland.
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Dave's not Chinese. That's Korean. That's a different thing.
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Listen, anybody not from America, it's all the same. Dave's not.
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Dave's not even Korean. He's just like a white dude in a Korean suit.
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Yeah, he's just cosplaying as a Korean.
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He's trans Korean.
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Is he really? Dude, Damn. Okay. All right. Well, I was actually talking about Japan, but I guess it's okay. Yeah, but, yeah, they're over.
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That's what we say about you guys, too. Y' all look the same.
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Listen, anybody not in America, you're all here to me, all right?
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Do black people saying about white people, they all look the same, I'll look the same.
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No, no, no, Because I don't. Yeah, I don't. You know, it's different. But there's been some things happening over there. So far. So. So far, this is just events that happened today, not even including yesterday. There was a White House staffer who got trampled by Chinese reporters. A Secret Service agent was kept out of official events because he had a firearm, which, like, that's Secret Service. And then American journalists were prevented from joining the presidential motorcade called strap hangers in this line of work. And they were prevented and left behind. So there's a lot of stuff happening. But I did want to cover. I thought this was interesting. So when he first arrived, this is like, you know, the grand entrance ceremony, you know, state official meeting ceremony. Right. He's coming in. It's all lined up. So if you look past the smog, you'll see Trump's welcoming. Let's check this clip.
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It's kind of weird. No, I think it's kind of cool.
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I mean, but, like, they're like, in unison.
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It.
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I mean, it's a little weird.
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You know, they love their half of them got American flags.
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Yeah, well, because they told them they would kill them if they didn't wave them.
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Well, you come to America, all the motherfuckers would have Israel flags and Ukraine flags. True they got more flags of America and China than we do in our own fucking country.
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Damn. All of them are made there, too. They just picked them up around the corner.
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It's probably true. They're the ones we made. Yeah. That was their homework.
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Oh, my. What is wrong with y', all, bro? Look, I'm trying to do better, okay? I'm trying to better myself.
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Why are you trying to do better?
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What the.
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Man just let her rip.
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That's insane.
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You better show up with your homework. Put you in the gulag.
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That is insane. That. Oh, that's wild. Okay. All right. So they met now. So the. The entire delegation met. Both delegations. Both sides. They met. They met for about 2 hours and 15 minutes or so. This is one of the clips. Because it was a closed meeting, right? But this is one of the clips that was allowed and caught and allowed to be released. Let's check this one out.
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We've had a fantastic relationship. We've gotten along when there were difficulties, we worked it out. And I just want to say on behalf of all of the great delegation that we have, we have the greatest businessmen, the biggest. And they're all with me. They. Every single one of them. And they're here today to pay respects to you and to China, and they look forward to trade and doing business,
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and it's going to be totally reciprocal on our behalf. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, yeah.
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What's wrong with that?
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Not. No, no, no. It's just a clip.
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Yeah, that's great.
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I will say this, though. That room looks like every single Chinese buffet I've ever been to. Oh, yeah. I'm like. Dude, I'm like. I've seen that before. It does.
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Hey, look, man, okay, let's be real about this. Look at the respect we're being shown in China versus the respect that we're shown in Israel or the respect that we're shown in Ukraine. All right, this is. This is. He's right. Okay. And by the way, I was right. We all know, like, that. I like to tell you guys. When I told you so. All right, but I told you so a few months ago that they were working backdoor deals to try and align China and Russia and the United States so that they could get in control of all these other little. Trying to ruin everything in the country, AKA Israel. Okay? So I like this. I think it's great.
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I.
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It's really nice to hear Z say those things. And he's correct. And I hope that that's a genuine statement. And I hope that Trump's genuine too, because there is no reason that we shouldn't be working to get together and eliminate the Potters of this global disruption that we've all been dealing with, including them and us. So I, I think this is a great thing.
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Yeah, it does, it does appear to be that way too. Like, I mean, there is definitely like
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Trump and Z. Dude, look, man, these guys are powerhouses.
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Yeah.
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Okay. You could say whatever you want. These guys are big, powerful dudes. They're both physically big men.
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They are.
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They have big egos because that's the kind of, that, those. Look, anybody that's got that kind of success, that kind of power, that kind of physical stature is going to have a certain level of ego. And I think it's really nice to see two men like that actually like, respect each other. Right? Like, it's, it takes, it takes a very secure type of person to be able to do that. And they're both showing, I think, I think these are good signs.
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Yeah, well into that, dude. Like, I mean, not only is it important for, you know, the leader to be strong, right, Outwardly in appearance and, and, and, and, and, you know, stature, but it's also important too, for the people that, you know, are beside you, right, or behind you, right, that are, they're, you know, coming with you in the delegation. That's something a lot of people have pointed out. Also, I have this other clip, and it's when Z's meeting the other cabinet secretaries. And like Stephen Miller, the look, he looks genuinely happy. He does. Yeah, he does. Now, there's something very important about this clip that I want you to watch. And I know, dude, I know you'll pick it up immediately. But guys, watch this clip. And I saw this. I'm like, this is amazing. Let's check this out. It was going through. There's Marco Rubio, Scott Bessant, Secretary Hegseth. Not sure who that guy is. Steve Miller's up next. Watch this.
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That's respect, dude. Yeah, you got to have sexual respect.
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You got to have dogs with you.
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And not only that, dude, notice how, notice how he's looking him right in the eye, right? Like they're both looking at each other and giving each other a head nodded. And all the other guys are kind of looking off.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Says something about Miller, dude. A lot. Yeah, a lot.
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Yeah. I've always thought Miller was like a dog, bro. Like, he's always been very sharp, very on it.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, dude, all right.
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Yeah, I like that a lot, dude. Yeah.
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And also too, you know, Z didn't
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have to do that. No, he didn't have to do any of that.
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No.
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That's a, That's a total gracious, respectful thing for him to do.
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Hmm. I think there's something else, too. It's like, you know, like, you know, a lot of people call China our enemy. Right. And I think in some ways there's truth to that in a certain way. Like they're buying up American farmland. Like, there's ways they're not going to take. They're not going to waste opportunities to fall behind, if that makes sense. Right. Like, and I don't.
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Why would they.
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That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't take. Like they're another fucking country. Like, they, they look out for their.
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We allow them to do that and under previous administrations, they encourage them to do that.
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Right.
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And, you know, this is the reason that we have to have a respected leader. Whether whatever you think about Trump currently is, is irrelevant. When you put a weak leader in place like Joe Biden who literally can't walk up a flight of steps, there's no respect there. You have to have a powerful stature person to have that kind of respect. And they have no interest. There's no, there's no incentive for them to respect a leader that isn't strong. Right. Because they have to look out for their best interest.
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Yeah.
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And they have done a lot of shitty things, but those shitty things have been allowed and encouraged by other administrations. So, you know, this is maybe, maybe, you know, we can get some of these things under control.
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Yeah. You know, hey, we're not, you know, we're stopping that, but, like, there's a mutual respect that, that has to be there. And it does look, or appear to be at least that it's back. Yeah, Feels good. That's cool.
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Well, it ain't going to be back for long if Trump doesn't do some shit between now and the midterms to make people extremely excited about voting for his side of the party.
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For sure.
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So.
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Absolutely. Dude. Another thing that, like, when I was watching this clip that I think has kind of also fallen to the wayside and this. Sorry, ladies, but this might be more for men to men. Right. But just a simple handshake, you know, I'm saying, like, we shake a lot of hands, you know, and like, for the most part, people we meet, it's good handshakes. Does that need to be like a fucking handshake class for America again? Like for the American men? Boys, coming up right now have like. Is that like a loss art? You know, I'm saying the handshake.
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Well, I mean, I could tell you this. You know, when people start out, and I've done this for years and years and years, when I have younger people start out in my companies and they come to shake my hand and they do it weird, I stop them right there. I'm like, hey, that's not how we do this. We do it like this.
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Yeah.
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Firm handshake. Look me in the eye. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Don't be intimidated by people, you know? And if you are, don't show it. You know what I mean?
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No, that's real.
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Yeah. Because that makes people respect you. Right. You know what? You know what leaders don't respect is someone who walks by the leader and kind of looks at him and then looks at the ground. Shit like that. No, be assertive. Walk up to someone, shake their hand, Give a nice firm handshake. Not overly firm. You're not trying to crush their hand.
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I hate those.
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Yeah, well, that's something people do. They overcompensate. There's a lot that can be delivered through a proper handshake. Okay. Nice, firm. No dead fish. No light hand. No overbearing handshake. Eye contact. Very nice to meet you.
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Like that. That's very important. Dude.
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It's very simple. But it is definitely something that a lot of the young people, and I don't think this is exclusive to men or women. Need to understand.
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Yeah.
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You know, they're. In fact, I'll be real professional women that I meet usually give better handshakes and do this better than men.
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No. Yeah, yeah.
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Because it's important for them to earn the respect right away so they understand how to do that.
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Yeah.
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Men don't really understand that. So I actually think that women are a lot better than that, naturally than men are at this point in time, because they have a feeling of. Of where they feel like they have to earn their respect a little bit more than maybe a man does. And for that reason, they study these things a little bit more.
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So they're more intentional with it.
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Yeah, of course. And it's something you should be intentional with. Yeah, it's something that every young man and every young woman should know how to do. You know, the proper way.
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Yeah.
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You know, I can tell you this just as bad as a dead fish hand shake is an overly firm handshake, because then that becomes. You're trying to assert dominance over me, and that can be taken as offensive. So Whether you're a man or a woman, you want to match their, their firmness. You don't want to like squeak squeeze the hand, you know what I mean?
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You know, I hate to. When they hang on for like 10 seconds, well, hey, let my hand go.
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There's a little bit of nuance there on, on how to do and what to do. It depends on who it is. It depends on. It just depends. But like, it's just like anything else. You practice and practice and practice and you know, you can earn or lose respect instantly by how you do these things.
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Yeah, dude, that, that's super important, man. Yeah, a lot of stuff has been been talked about this so far. Apparently, you know, like if you watch
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Trump shake a hand, when he shakes these hand, it's a very mutual handshake. When he shakes somebody that he feels like he needs to assert dominance over. Yeah. He will shake their hand and pull them in a little bit.
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Yeah.
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Those are two different messages.
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Yeah.
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Okay. That's saying, hey, I'm in charge here. When you shake someone's hand mutually, that says, I respect you, you respect me, right?
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Yeah, absolutely, dude.
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Now the worst, like I said, the worst thing you can do is go to someone, especially someone who holds a higher social status than you, and try to over shake their hand because they will take that as offense and what they will think is, I have to watch out for that guy. That's what they'll immediately. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Forever.
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Yeah. Immediately, yeah. 100, dude. But yeah, I mean, so far it
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comes off as insecure too, because you're trying to prove something through your handshake for sure. You know what I mean?
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Absolutely. But yeah, so, I mean, so far the meetings have been going good. You know, again, not much has come out, but from what has come out, apparently it's, you know, there's a mutual understanding and there's going to be some mutually working together to fix some shit and specifically lock up the Middle east and what's going on there. And there's been lots of talks of that, but still, obviously one of the big contention pieces is the deal in Taiwan. Taiwan, right. And where that's going to fall. Still early. I think they still got some time and I'm sure more will come out, but that's abroad. What's happening here While dad's away, the kids come out and play. Right. This is a very interesting piece on this. It's been a lot of back and forth on this, this specific topic, but I want to show what, what came out in the news Cycle As Donald Trump's away overseas on a state mission, CIA takes JFK assassination MKUltra files from Tulsi Gabbard okay, now this came out initially and dude, the word that they use was her office was raided.
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I saw that. Right?
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You saw, okay, right. And it fucking, it's everywhere on the news and it's crazy, right? And like you hear this and it's okay, well what the fuck is happening? Is this a coup that's happening right now? Like what's happening? You know, I'm saying, Tulsa Gabber, she's the Director of National Intelligence, she's overseas, our IC community. What the fuck is going on? Why, why would her office get raided? Especially Trump's out of. Out of state. Like it's weird, man. And Representative Anna Paul Alene Paulina Luna, she tweeted it out, she also did a video on it basically saying confirming. And then she puts this Tweet out again, 4 million views saying the CIA has 24 hours to return the documents to Tulsi Gabbit's office or else I will make a motion to issue a subpoena. These documents have been requested by Congress saying that the, you know, the CIA seized over 40 boxes of JFK and MK Ultra files.
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Right?
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Now the weird thing about this is that Tulsi's Gabbard office, they're denying that it happened. They're saying there was no raid to seize any files. And this is obviously following the CIA whistleblower testimony that came out. And a spokesperson from DNI tweeted this out saying this is false. The CIA did not rate the DNI's office. So there's a lot of miscommunication on what's happening.
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Uhuh.
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And then Anna Paulina Luna tweeted this out in secession saying clarification took documents that ODNI has jurisdiction over. Also this did not happen today and was not a raid. However it did take place and we are just being made aware of it based on reporting etc. So I don't know what the fuck's going on.
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Here's what I know. The CIA should be fucking erased, okay? They create more problems for the American people than any other three letter organization. They serve no real purpose for the American citizen other than to make life harder to govern us, harder to surveil us harder and cover up the truth that we deserve to have. Because they are funded entirely by our labor. They have no reason to exist at this point in time, at all. And they are a rogue agency. And the truth of the matter is, is they should be erased. Every single motherfucker up there should be fucking fired and prosecuted for whatever crimes they have committed. And then they should start over. If we really need some sort of intelligence agency like that, which we don't, because when it was formed, we didn't have the technology that we need that we have now where everything is available right now. So we have all these people and all these things and all these fucking people with different interests and dark secrets and all this shit. Black budgets, which by the way, belong to us. The people, they belong to us. We fund them. They are paid because of us. And every single thing they do is against the interest of the American people. It is against the truth, it is against disclosure. It creates confusion. It ruins the patriotic feeling that we have towards this country because we are fighting a battle against our own people that we fund. And the truth of the matter is, is if Trump had balls, he would disband the CIA and say, you guys are a bunch of fucking traitors and we're starting over. That's what actually needs to happen. They need to be fucking fired. The ones who are lying to us and have participated and, and done all of these things need to be dealt with appropriately as traders. And then we could start over, scratch with something that actually serves the American people. That's the reality. And it's probably true for the FBI too.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well. And dude, there's two schools of thought.
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And now I'm not saying there's not good CIA guys. I know guys in the CIA that I've known for a very long time that are really good people and they do their job and they are patriotic Americans. Same with the FBI. The problem is, is that the disease and the corruption is so embedded into the DNA of these organizations that the good people can't fight against it. Yeah. So this needs to end if we're ever going to truly have a free country. Most of the, the social disruption and the, the MK Ultras and the propaganda and all of this, that creates all this confusion and all this angst and all this division comes from our own people that we pay with our own money. That does not make sense. Okay, so the truth of the matter is, is we need some leaders with some balls to do what needs to be done and start the over, otherwise they're going to ruin the entire country. The country will cease to exist.
B
Dude, dude on that piece too, right? Like, our tax dollars goes to fund this, this, this agency, they then take some of that tax dollars, they send that shit to Hollywood to produce movies. That's all propaganda against us that we then pay for to go see the movie.
A
Not only that, dude, that the. They are in charge of the budget. That makes them look and appear as if they are these super agents, super spy agents that are really cool and they're super patriotic.
B
Fighting for me.
A
When in reality, dude, 90% of the shit they do is against the American citizens in our own country.
B
Well, prime example, this just happened. The video just got released, I think it was yesterday. Started going around in Mexico. The CIA planted a car bomb on one of the cartel guys, fucking killed him on the road. And it's already been immediately pointed back that it was a CIA. Well, does that make the cartel go away or do you think they make. It makes them fight harder. And more importantly, are they going to go after the CIA or just normal American citizens?
A
American, that's right. We have to pay the price for their disruption and corruption. They go around and they start wars and they start conflicts and they do these things in the interest of the financial interests of the people that are, you know, at the top of the food chain because this is how they make their money. The banks fund both sides of these wars. The, the military industrial complex funds, they supply the weapons for both sides of these wars. The CIA's job is to go in and start these conflicts so all these people can make money. That is not what this country is about. At some point in time, it crossed the line from being about us to being about how do we use the country and the people and the tax dollars to make more money for these people who already have all the money. So the reality is, do they need to go away? It needs to be abolished. It needs to be done. And like, you want to win midterms and you want to get the people out to vote. Fucking fire everybody, everybody and start over. And people be like, holy. All right, that's some real change. I can get behind that.
B
Let me ask you this on that, on this topic, right? Because I know this is a discussion a lot of people have. It doesn't matter the end result, you know, like your end solution you're proposing. Right. Do you think that the CIA started off as a nefarious organization?
A
No.
B
Do you think it started off in good nature and then was tainted?
A
100% good nature and then was tainted? That's what I'm saying.
B
Yeah.
A
It was designed.
B
Some people believe it was started just off of nefarious shit.
A
Well, maybe it was. Maybe. I just don't know. Maybe I'm naive. I don't Know, but it makes sense to have an organization that is kind of like keeping tabs on everything outside the borders of this country to make sure that we're safe. That is the limit of what the CIA should do. They should not be at all. They should never, ever, ever, ever, ever be able to manipulate or do or operate within the boundaries of this country, ever. Yeah, ever.
B
Which they do.
A
That's all they. That's all they do.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
So, you know, But I haven't heard that even as a discussion.
B
Yeah, yeah, man. It's interesting.
A
We need radical change, guys. Like, we need radical change. This is like, you're not going to clean this shit up. It's too. It's like a cancer that has got all the way down into your fucking bone. And the only way to get rid of it is to amputate the fucking arm that it's infected. Like these. This shit has to be wiped clean and started over. And it's funny because the amount of peace that would result and the amount of freedom that will result and the amount of unity that will result from the CIA being eliminated would actually bring America back in line with what it's supposed to be. A unified culture of people that believes in certain values, American values, which they won't allow us to have because it doesn't serve their financial interests. Of the people who are the most powerful positions in there.
B
Yeah. You know, drastic times call for drastic measures.
A
I do. Yeah. Look, there are some things that need to be radically changed and they're not going to be changed. Like if you have a company that is so corrupt down to its core systems and its DNA, you have to fucking fire everyone to get it back online. You have to. That's what needs to happen here. Okay. I would say at least everyone who's been there longer than, like five years.
B
Yeah, Well, a lot of people think, too, oh, we'll just fire the top. That's the problem. And like, what a lot of people don't understand, it's not even the top at most times, especially these giant bloated organizations. It's the. On the ground. You know, I'm saying not only that
A
they operate outside, inside this country, they operate outside the laws of this country. Okay? I don't really care if you go overseas and do what you got to do, but when you're doing it against the people who literally work their jobs to pay for your positions, that is in really, by definition, that is being a traitor. Okay. You are using the labor of American people to operate in a way that is against their interests. That is being a traitor.
B
There's nothing patriotic about.
A
No, no, no. And that's why they fund all these movies, to make them look like they're Jason Bourne, when in reality there are a bunch of fucking nerds that are sitting there trying to figure out how to leverage more power. And then they sit in there and laugh and shit.
B
Mm. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Very interesting stuff happening, but yeah, let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's keep cruising, shall we? Got headline number two. This is an interesting topic because our senators, US Senators, finally agreed on something and I would love your input on this, Andy.
A
Let me guess. It probably is going to take money from us and put it somewhere else.
B
Senators agree to go without pay during shutdowns after historic closures left workers unpaid. My question is, does it matter?
A
The resolution won't kick in until after the upcoming November elections. Meaning current shutdowns are unaffected.
B
Yeah. So senators will now go without pay, taxpayer pay, that is, during future shutdowns. And a bid to instill the same pain on lawmakers that federal workers have felt several times in recent months. The upper chamber unanimously passed a resolution to prevent senators from being paid in the event of a shutdown and a move that could thwart future closures by making the consequences real for lawmakers. Pause there.
A
Yes. Because we all know that all the senators make their money from the salary that they get, and they definitely don't make it from all the lobbying and all the corruption and all the special interests and all their rich buddies. They definitely don't figure out how to use that money. So, you know, let's take away their quote unquote on the book pay.
B
Yeah.
A
And we'll let them keep all the rest of it, bro.
B
Yeah. Theater.
A
Totally fucking theater, dude.
B
Now, if this was their only stream of income, sure, yeah, it's great. It's a great idea, but we don't.
A
There should be no government official that is allowed to make money outside the realm of what they get paid for their service. When they're in elected service, they should not be allowed to take a single dollar in any way because that even if it's a dollar that affects their interests in what they are and are not voting for.
B
100%, dude. Period. Like, full stop.
A
That's it.
B
Yeah. Yeah. Senator John Kennedy out of the.
A
If you really want it. If you really want it. They shouldn't even get paid for their service. But the problem is, then we discourage people who are regular people who might not be wealthy individuals from even trying to serve.
B
Yeah.
A
So, you know, you know what I'm saying?
B
Yeah. 100%, I think. I think a very simple solution, obviously, kill the lobby. Shit. But their lawmakers, their salary should be based off the median income of their state that they're representing. You know what I'm saying? Like, tie it to that and just end it there.
A
That. That. That makes a lot of sense.
B
Like, it makes sense, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, because at that point, you're direct. Your decisions are directly tied. Yeah.
A
Your incentives are. Are tied to the outcomes that you're producing. And that's how every single organization on the planet that is effective runs.
B
Yeah.
A
Business owners run that way. Salespeople run that way. If organizations don't sell, they don't make money. You know, that makes a lot of sense.
B
Makes sense to me, dude. It does makes sense to me. But, yeah. Senator John Kennedy, who pushed the measure, argued that preventing lawmakers from collecting a paycheck was a shared sacrifice after tens of thousands of federal employees went without pay during the two shutdowns that have happened since the last year. Now, I do want to bring something, and I like John. John Kennedy. I think he's awesome. He's a very witty, funny old guy, you know? But to our point on this whole conversation, I got some numbers here that I would just like to share with the audience. So the first thing, and these numbers are, as of 2024, okay, the median American household net worth is 57 grand, almost. Let's call it 58 grand. Okay? This. This is excluding real estate holdings, things like that. The net worth of the median American is a mere 58 grand. Okay? The median wealth of a typical house member is almost 800 grand, 14 times more than the median American. Now, that's just the tip.
A
How can you expect someone who's making $800,000? Let's just say that was all they were making to understand the struggles and the situation of financial hardship that someone who's making $60,000 makes.
B
Right.
A
They can understand it.
B
It's impossible, dude. It's impossible.
A
And how many of these people do you think actually go in the real world? Like, how many of these people go to rural America ever? How many of these people ever go into a truck stop or a, you know, an area where the Americans are actually producing for America and then, like, just stand in the gas station and watch people, bro. Okay, I stand in Wally's for probably an hour a week. Because I'm watching the coolers, all right? And for those of you that follow me for business, just to let you know, this is the type of shit that I still do. I go to Wally's and I stand two aisles over and I watch the cooler. I watch what people are looking for. I watch what they take. Whenever they take something that's not our drink, I go up and I ask them, why did you choose that? I don't tell them, hey, I'm Andy, blah, blah, blah. Say, hey, what'd you think of that? Why do you use it? What do you think? Have you ever tried this? You know, and usually if they've never tried it, I'll buy them one, okay? But I'm trying to understand their buying behavior. So while I'm doing that, I'm also paying attention to the people who are coming into the gas station. And something that I've seen recently that I haven't seen in a very long time is I see people literally, and I mean this, counting out coins, change coins to pay for whatever it is they're buying. Their sandwich, their bag of chips, their food, whatever. Yeah, dude, these people don't understand that.
B
No.
A
And then you got Trump on TV saying very the worst sound bite you could ever fucking say. They say, are you worried at all about the financial impact on Americans because of the war in Iran? And he says, no, I'm not worried about that at all. All I'm worried about is Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.
B
That's bullshit.
A
First of all, motherfucker, are you listening or understanding what's going on? Do you understand the difference between two fifty a gallon and six dollars a gallon on the average household? Like these people are. The stats show it. The credit cards debt is at an all time high. People are riding the line, okay? And I understand there's a lot of people that aren't. There's a lot of people that are doing fine. There's a lot of people that are making a lot of money. But if you're people who are making a lot of money and you're profiting off of the labor of the working class, it you should probably care that they aren't in a position where they have to like pull coins out of the fucking couch to pay for their motherfucking sandwich. That is not right. And these people are oblivious to that kind of pain because they've never felt it. Donald Trump does not know what it's like in his whole entire life to have to pay for something with coins. He's never had to do that. I've had to do that. You've had to do that. A lot of you listening have had to do that. He's never, he does not understand that. So how do you get someone who's never had to experience that level of financial, you know, I guess what we would call, like, stress to understand the difference between $2 a gallon of gas and $5 a gallon of gas on a, you know, lower middle income family that works very hard and is doing the things that they should be doing. Okay, Now, I'm not going to sit here and say that. Look, dude, like, for me, you know, some people say to me, like, oh, you drive that car when the economy's like this. I made decisions for the last 27 years to make sure that when the economy got bad, I was okay, okay, Just because the economy's bad doesn't mean that I'm feeling it the same way. But I do feel it because I own businesses where people can't afford to buy. Okay? So it's in our interests to care about these things and to make sure that's not happening. Not only is it not right, it's not right for the people who are up the chain who are, who are, you know, selling things.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
So like, dude, this guy is completely immune to understanding that. So are his kids, so are the people around him. These people are going to Mar a Lago parties in their white pants and the Rolls Royces like aristocrats like we've seen over and over and over again in history. And eventually what happens, which is happening now on the ground level, is that people are starting to get so aggravated with it that we will have an uprising of people, which we already are having. It's called communism. To believe that they should take what those people have, which isn't right either. Okay, so that soundbite. When I heard it, it pissed me off so bad because it's like, dude, how hard is it to have some tact about how you answer things? Like, how hard would it have been for him to say, yes, we're aware of that and we're trying to resolve that as quickly as possible, but we are also trying to prevent mass death from this situation over there. So this will be temporary and we are working on this at the same time, and it's something that we care a lot about. It's. It's definitely a massive priority. How hard is it to say that?
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
And you see what I'm saying? That's not hard to say.
B
No, no. Because both can Be true. Yes, both can be true.
A
That is the truth.
B
Yeah.
A
So.
B
Well, I mean, and what's even crazier on this, that's just the, that's the dude.
A
Trump makes it impossible to support him, but with his fucking mouth. Yeah, that's the problem.
B
Do you think he says what he means? Like, it always comes out exactly how he meant it to come out.
A
I think he gets irritated that people question him.
B
Yeah.
A
And then he like, you know how I do that sometimes? Like where people will fucking just be. And I'm like, hey, look, motherfucker. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
B
Yeah.
A
And I walk the fuck away.
B
Yeah, you will.
A
Like, like. And I think that's, that's what I recognize in him. You know, he's constantly being bombarded and nobody can really understand this because they've never been in that position, but you have. When you're in a position of communicating in public service, you have to have some tact and you have to understand that people are looking for you to relieve this hardship that they are facing. And when you say, I'm not concerned about it at all, that is completely the wrong message, bro. Like, that one statement is going to be used against him so hard and like. So hard.
B
Yeah.
A
And like he's, it's, it's aggravating because like, dude, it makes it impossible to say anything good about him because he won't just have some tax. Yeah.
B
You can't. How do you defend that? Right. You know what I'm saying, dude? The craziest thing on this too. So that's just the median house. House members, right?
A
Yeah.
B
For the ultra wealthy house members, the disparagement is, is even bigger. 125 million to that. So it's like how, like to your point, it's, it's unrelatable and you know, they, they're moving like kings. They don't know.
A
You know what, dude? Hey, this history has repeated itself over and over and over again for a reason. When society gets so out of balance where you have aristocratic people and the, the kings and the queens of the world treating the poor like they're. And the poor, finally. And by the way, we're all in the poor, just so you know.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay. Compared to these people. All right. What happens is, is that these people figure out that there's billions of them and there's only a few hundred of them. And what we're going to see in our lifetime, in my opinion, if they don't get control and get back in line about this, we're Going to see people's heads on stakes, okay? Because there's King Charles with his crown jewels on that are worth a hundred fucking million dollars.
B
On the throne of. Throne of gold.
A
On a throne of gold with a jewel in his helmet that's worth like. Like, dude, like, people see this and they're like, dude, these I can't even eat. I'm at my job all day. I'm working my ass off. I'm covered in dirt. I'm covered in oil. I'm covered in, you know, shit. I'm out here doing my job. And yeah, you could say, well, they should have made better decisions when they were younger. That that could be true. But the truth of the matter is they're still doing what they're supposed to do. They're working hard. They're. They're producing. The economy runs on these people, and these people are sitting up there on their thrones of gold. And like, dude, real talk, if I was one of them, I'd be really nervous, dude, because with all the technology and all the weapons and all the, like, all these soldiers, and they don't make any money either, okay? And when these things happen, dude, usually they side with the people after a few. After a few days, okay? And what ends up happening is King Charles ends up with his head on a fucking stake on London Bridge. That's happened like a dozen times through history. So we are, in my opinion, we are not that far off from that.
B
No, you slightly undervalued his crown a little bit.
A
Yeah.
B
While you were talking, I just looked it up. It's only worth $57 million. That's crazy.
A
Yeah. So what's. What's the throne of gold worth?
B
Yeah. Fuck, Dude. And the other thing, too, that also pisses me off is like, I see this number, even the $800,000 number, bro, net worth. These people that these members of. These are not business owners. These are not people who have.
A
Those are tax dollars reallocated to people's wealth.
B
That's it.
A
Yeah.
B
That's like. They're not the best and brightest of this country. They're not the hardest world.
A
Why do you think it attracts those kind?
B
Like, it's in, bro, why do you think?
A
Dude, the criminal mindset and the entrepreneurial mindset is a sliver of a hair different. The only difference is the value system that they operate in, okay? Entrepreneurs that do things the right way have a stronger, more ethical value system. People who get in politics have no value system. And this is why they're willing to lie, cheat, and steal. At least people who are in business, they. They don't do those things. And if they do, they usually get found out and go out of business. All right, but these people, man, like, you know, I'll tell you what. If the people of England rose up and, you know, ended up putting royals heads on stakes, I sure would. I wouldn't shed a tear about it. No.
B
Especially since they just passed that social ID credit system thing. Do you see that?
A
They're over, bro. Listen, bro, you could pass all that. It still doesn't solve. A hundred million people or 50 million people or a million people surrounding a building and breaking in and cutting somebody's head off.
B
Like social credit. That.
A
Yeah, right, exactly. Like. So, like, they're all trying to. They're. They're behaving as if they are the first people in history to ever do this, when in reality, they aren't. This happens over and over and over and over again. And it's happened over and over and over again for 12,000 years.
B
They want you to forget that it's happened.
A
No, they. Their whole game relies on intimidation, okay? Their whole game relies on perceived power, okay? There is not enough of them. There is not enough weapons. There is not. Dude, you cannot stop a massive wave of people like that. Now will people get killed? For sure.
B
For sure. But the first guy.
A
Yes. But when people are fucking starving, they don't have anything to lose. You see?
B
Yeah.
A
The good news is it's gonna happen other places before it happens here. So if that happens in England, I'm pretty sure, you know, there's gonna be a lot of us over here gonna be like, I fucking told you so, man. You know?
B
Amen. Guys jumping on the comments.
A
I mean, would that make any of you upset?
B
Fuck no.
A
You know, England's lost its culture, bro.
B
Yeah.
A
They're not even allowed to protect their culture. It's not even English anymore. Like, at what point in time are they gonna realize, fuck, dude, we've been conquered and we don't have anything to lose? That will come. That time will come. The only way for them to avoid those things from happening is to create wars that they send those people off to fight. That's what they do every time.
B
Every generation. Yeah, Every generation, bro. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Let's keep it cruising. Got headline number three. All right. Soapbox time. Remember that song I was singing in the beginning? You said you had a lot to talk about on.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. Well, here we go. Headline three reads, man known for racially derogatory live streams, charged with attempted murder.
A
Yeah, I saw this. I never heard. I've never heard of this dude.
B
Dude, fuck this dude.
A
Really?
B
Yeah. Fuck him.
A
I never even heard of him.
B
Fuck him. Fuck him.
A
Anyway, let's hear it.
B
Let's dive into it. Yeah. So a man who goes by Chud the Builder and live streams himself saying racially derogatory statements to black people in public setting was arrested and charged with attempted murder after a shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse on Wednesday. Authorities said Dalton Etherly, who's 28, and an unidentified man were involved in the confrontation that resulted in gunfire, District Attorney Robert J. Nash said in a statement. But Nash wouldn't say why Eitherly was at the courthouse in Clarksville, what he was doing, or what prompted the confrontation. Police didn't provide the race of the other man. However, a witness said he saw him loaded into an ambulance, described him as a black. Both men were transported to hospitals for medical treatment and were stable, the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office said. Ethically was being held at Montgomery County Jail until bond can be said. At an arraignment hearing, the county Sheriff's office said Eitherly was also charged with employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, aggravated assault and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, the sheriff's office said. So here's the video of what happened. This was right after the shots were fired. This was recorded by a witness from a building. But let's check this clip. Oh, my God. Holy.
A
They're out here. Somebody got shot. Yeah, yeah, Yeah. In between. They got him. So I know nothing about this guy. Yeah, okay.
B
Yeah.
A
What is he. What is his deal?
B
Yeah, he's a piece of. Basically, he's the one that goes around.
A
I've never seen it.
B
Yeah, he's the one that goes around and is like, you know, calling black people, saying black people, like chimping out fucking hard Rs, soft Rs, like unprovoked shit. Yeah, I mean, he's just like. And that's. I think that's my. My irritation with the thing. Right. Ultimately, if this is a case of self defense, cool, he should be free. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is, is that I don't believe in this day and age for somebody to be going around intentionally trying to provoke.
A
That shouldn't be happening amongst anybody.
B
It. It's.
A
Nobody should be doing that to anybody.
B
No, no.
A
White people shouldn't be doing that to black people. Black people shouldn't be doing that to white people. People shouldn't be doing that to Jews and vice versa. That is low IQ behavior.
B
We don't have time for it.
A
Not only that, it's low IQ behavior, bro. This is a big problem that I have. What's going on in the world right now. You have to be a really dumb. Like, really dumb to think that you can generalize an entire group of people based upon their race or their religion or their beliefs. And it's happening more and more and more. And every time it's happened in history, it's resulted in a war or mass death or some sort of, you know, nothing good, all right? And there are bad people of every single race and every single religion. And because the propaganda continues to tell everybody it's. It's all blacks or it's all whites or it's all Jews or it's all this. People hear that over and over and over again, and they start to fucking believe it. And that's just not the truth. That is not the truth. And I don't give a fuck if you disagree with me. If you actually believe that all black people are bad or all white people are bad or all Jewish people are bad, you are a dumb motherfucker, period. Because while there may be little groups inside those groups that cause a lot of the problems, those people have names, and they shouldn't be generalized with everybody else who isn't doing those things. That is, to me. That. To me, that's common sense.
B
Yeah.
A
All right? And what I don't like that's going on in culture is that we. We speak lazily and we use our brains lazily. Okay? And we don't want to take the time to identify who the actual troublemakers are and hold them accountable. And the reason there isn't any accountability is because the low IQ people of the world generalize everybody into a group where you can't hold an entire group responsible.
B
It's impossible.
A
Like, how can you do that?
B
It's impossible.
A
Okay? So, like, the truth of the matter is, is, like, that goes for every group. And I know there's people right now who are saying, but it's the Jews. Look, dude, there. Did you know that half of fucking Israel hates their government just like half of the fucking people here hate theirs? Like, did you know that? Like, you know that Jewish dude down the street, like, he ain't your fucking problem, bro. These are the people at the top of the food chain. These are the fucking people, the leaders. These are the people who are in the Quote unquote extremist cabal of every single one of these groups. And it happens with white people, it happens with black people, it happens with Muslims, it happens with Jews. And until we get smart enough to actually identify these individual people and hold them accountable, the shit show will continue. Yeah, so we have to like this kind of like there's that other dude, right? There's other people out here that like. But it's like comedy, it's like funny.
B
Right, Right. And you had a camera in there. You want to live stream, you want to get the clip.
A
Like there's, there's a difference between like there even is a difference between using like racially offensive terms in a joking way versus literally believing that it's literally believing. That's what it is.
B
Right.
A
Like so you know, people lack the ability to have nuance and it's destroying the world.
B
Yeah.
A
And, and dude, I just think that it's disappointing man, because like dude, I have friends from every group, dude, like
B
I, dude, from every background.
A
I got people on my team from every background. Like, like, dude, I got black dudes, I got Indian dudes, I got Korean dudes, I got dudes with one leg. Like, you know what I'm saying?
B
Like, like that's ada acceptable.
A
Yeah, like, like dude, you know, and, and what's up about like this, this style of propaganda when it comes to this generalization is that it prevents us from actually learning and enjoying and, and, and like participating in other cultures, which is really cool.
B
Well, not only that though, but it's like dude, to fight the problems that we have, it's not going to be solved by just the white people fixing it. It's not going to be solved by just black people fixing it. It's a unity thing.
A
People have to police their own cultures.
B
100%. Yeah, 100%, you know I'm saying. And like I think my frustration cuz I know that like all the fucking, you know, freedom of speech people. Oh, it's just freedom. Yeah. And it is. And I don't fall them for that.
A
Like you don't have to fucking, you don't have to approve of it.
B
No, but, but not only that, dude, it's like.
A
And then what is it causing? Yeah, what's the ripple effect of it causes.
B
That's the problem.
A
Okay. And like that, that comes down to personal responsibility, not the law. Right. People that do things that are that level of racist should be condemned for being racist. They should be allowed to be racist. No, you let them be racist. Just they're Assholes.
B
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. You know, and like, I mean with that too. There's consequences, guys. Like, I mean, you could say whatever the fuck you want. Just understand that, like, some people might not like that and some people might not like.
A
Well, do.
B
They might want to punch you in the face. So.
A
So the.
B
Here's.
A
This is the result of what we're seeing is a backlash of the result of the last 15 years of cancel culture and speech restrictions, dude, 1,000%, okay? So what's happened here, and we talked about this for years, is the rubber band has been stretched so far. I mean, fuck, dude. During George Floyd, like, people didn't know if they should call people black or if they should call people African Americans.
B
I think I'm supposed to say colored.
A
Yeah. Or whatever. Right. But the. And then. And then no matter what they said, somebody got fucking offended by it.
B
You're still racist, okay?
A
Because look, they. People were using it as a point of leverage to leverage over other people, okay? For power. And this has gone on back and forth, but for the last 15 years, up until maybe the last two or three years, it's been to where you can't say shit about anybody. So now we're seeing this rubber band snap back to where people are saying things. And. And by the way, there is a use for these things too, okay? The Overton Window has. Was so far towards the point of controlling speech and cancel culture.
B
Very suppressive.
A
Okay? The over to window has now moved back to where, like, we could say whatever the we want. We could say. We could say, you know, we can say whatever we want. But some of the people, their response to the restrictions and the experiences they had during the time of restriction is now. They are very bitter and very angry and they are. They are allowing their voice to be heard in a way that, you know, is. Is the result of them being restricted for so long, for sure.
B
So.
A
So, like, dude, somewhere in the middle is the right place to be. And that's. That's the era that I grew up in. The era that I grew up in is if you had an Asian friend, you know, you made fun of him for having slanty eyes. You know, that's the era that I grew up in, bro. If you had a black guy, you made fun of him for stealing bikes. Like, if you, you know, the white guys got made fun of for having no rhythm and, like, being hot dog. Right? Exactly. And like, dude, if you can't tell those jokes, society has a hard time unifying because Humor is what unifies people.
B
So it's the great delivery of truth also Correct. It has its uses.
A
So I'm unfamiliar with this guy. I don't know what he's about, but if he's running up and down the street, just calling everybody whatever the fuck he wants to stir shit, you know, that's not good. That's not productive.
B
No.
A
Okay. Because now we have a face of white supremacy.
B
White supremacy. That's right.
A
They're right.
B
You know.
A
Exactly.
B
All those BLM houses. Not bought in vain.
A
Right? So. So. But you see how this works.
B
100.
A
Okay. And then also, like, just because you choose not to use certain language doesn't mean you're a pussy. It means you have values that you don't want. Like some people will say, well, Andy, you don't say the fucking N word because you're a bitch. No, because I've never fucking used that word in a derogatory term like that. No. I might tell a joke and use that word. Or I. You know what I'm saying? But like the song. The point is, is that that is a personal preference of mine. That is my value system. Okay? And everybody has their own. But the problem is, is that we've had so much restriction that now we're. The rubber band has snapped back to where people are like, they. They're like, you know, they're like, oh, I'm I free to do whatever I want and. Yes, you are. But it doesn't mean you're a good dude.
B
No. Or you doesn't mean you also can't, you know, get to escape the consequences.
A
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
B
I mean, this is one of like, I have a video.
A
Didn't the shoot himself too?
B
Yeah, he did.
A
Yeah, he did.
B
But this is a clip because he's upgraded. He was at first, he was walking around with mace. This is the clip from. From chud. This is some of the he would do.
A
You heard me, Nick. Touch me again. So he's just pepper spraying a dude.
B
You know how they loop the clip?
A
Yeah.
B
So it was a back end loop, basically.
A
Okay, so this cat did something to him. He sprayed him. Let's watch it. You heard me, Nick. Touch me again. Touch me again. I don't want to get pepper sprayed.
B
I really don't.
A
Go pick up my hat. You heard me, Nick. Touch me again. Touch me. That's what I thought. Okay, now I ain't gonna pray you that, mother. Now let's break this clip down. Honestly, a black man picks up his hat, gives it to him. He Says, thank you. Do you know what that's the result of? And I'm not defending it, but that's the result of white people being harassed on the street for years and years and years and years and years and being able to do nothing about it. And I'll be real. I've been in that situation. I know what that's like. I know what it's like to have 15 black dudes. When I'm walking down the street, my wife start chirping and embarrass you. They. And. And that's happened. And that's happened to most white men at some point in time. So what we're seeing is a cultural snapback of that. And that doesn't make what he's doing right. I'm just explaining it. Yeah, no, 100%, you know, and for him, he played a clip, wants to
B
put his hands on me again.
A
Go home. Let's go get his ass. Hail Hitler. Hey, thanks for picking up my hat. Look at this. Get her. Get her. Let's go. Get that dude.
B
Your dad you wanted growing up, and
A
you got to do this?
B
Get a tug.
A
Get a T. Yeah, you better run, you ass. He just assaulted me. Arrest him. Are you a cop? You're not a cop.
B
Yeah.
A
Throw some and run away. You go yourself. He just threw some at me. Yeah. Arrest him right now. Yeah, I. I. Arrest him. I. I definitely don't condone at all what he's doing. But what's. That's what's happened here. That's a snapback, okay? And the truth of the matter is, is that everybody should treat everybody with respect or this wouldn't happen. Okay? Do you disagree with what I said?
B
No, not at all, dude. No.
A
Have you witnessed that before? 100. Yeah, I've been. I've been on the receiving end of that. That's not fun, dude. That's not cool. It's not cool when you have 10 dudes who don't look like you at all, and they're surrounding you and they're saying about your wife, and they're getting in your face, and, you know, you can't do because they might shoot you. So, you know, there's. There's reasons these things happen. And it's not, you know, it's not just unprovoked. Apparently, the one guy started with him and he, you know, I. I don't know. It's gonna sound like I'm sticking up for him, but, like, I'm not. I'm just saying there's a reason these things Happen. And, and really, dude, what needs to happen is everybody needs to be cool and treat each other with respect and this kind of wouldn't be happening.
B
Yeah, 100. And that's my thing. Like I said. I mean, if it's self defense, freedom, no charges, I'm with that. Freedom of speech. I'm with it.
A
Yeah.
B
I'm just saying.
A
But going around antagonizing and looking for trouble is a different thing.
B
We gotta, we gotta do better than that.
A
Again, that is happening because I will bet that what the situation I described has happened to him multiple times. Okay? And that's not me saying some racist shit. Everybody's tired of the bro. Yeah, people are tired of being called racist because they say black person instead of African American. Or you know, like, dude, I used to catch. Because like, if I took a picture, like this is how bad it was and a lot of you guys don't remember this, but like it was bad and I take a picture with my friends and it would be five or six white people and in the comments. But what? No black people? Well, dude, what am I supposed to do? Call and invite my black friends to be in the picture? So it makes you feel good about it.
B
That's right.
A
Like, like, dude, it's just this, this, this. It's the cancel culture, political correctness and it's snapping back and there's going to be people to cross the line. And I've warned about this for many years. So, you know, I, I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy. I don't know. I don't know what his deal is. Apparently, you know, he's running around the street, you know, antagonizing people, which. That's not good, you know.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
I also don't know what happened in this particular situation.
B
Neither do I.
A
And I don't think nobody did someone fucking assault him?
B
Yeah, I mean that, that was the whole thing. Because I mean, the other backstory on this peace.
A
Is it the law? I'm pretty sure the law is that you can meet force with force. Yeah, you can. No, what I'm saying is you can oversee it. No, what I'm saying is, is that if someone comes to you and this was the law when I got stabbed. I know this because I dug into it. But like, if someone comes to you and they punch you and you shoot them, you will go to jail. Like the, the. That's. That's what it used to be.
B
Yeah. No, no. Now most states have switched over to Castle. Castle docs Etc. Staying your ground. No duty to retreat, okay? You're in fear of your life. Deadly force can be used, okay? 100%, you know, but there was context because, you know, it's the Internet, people, people get going. I don't know the particulars of that exact situation, but people are putting in context on the guy that was shot
A
and he was a career criminal.
B
Career criminal. You know what I mean? But again, not knowing your details doesn't matter.
A
Again, no matter what, this doesn't serve the cause that is trying. The correction has already happened, bro. Like, for the most part, okay, everybody's laughing at each other again. Everybody's kind of getting along when you
B
can say faggot and retard on Netflix.
A
Not only that, that's a good move. Not only that, bro. Black people are tired of the criminal element of black people, okay? And white people shouldn't condone this either.
B
No.
A
So, like, you know, we're back to a place that we. That we haven't been in a very long time where people are getting along, they're laughing. That over sensitivity leverage bullshit has ended. No one gives a fuck anymore. You know, the false accusations of racism, you know, are over the di. Oh, I got to have this person of this color on my team. No, motherfucker. I'm putting the best people on my team, right? That's it. And I don't give a shit where they come from or what. They're the best and we're back in a decent spot. But this, this makes it worse, 100%, you know, and yeah, I mean, that's my take on it. And I know that's. I know some people are going to hear that and it's going to sound like I'm sympathizing or whatever the fuck you think, but I'm just stating the reality, man. Like, this is what happens when things go all the way over. And as responsible Americans. Do you not remember me saying this for years where I said the pendulum is going to swing back? And our biggest problem is not that the pendulum is going to swing back, it's that we have to prevent it from swinging back too far, 100%. And this is an example of that. So I don't think that it's like, personally, dude, I don't fuck with anybody who generalizes all people into a group. And that's a lot of the reason I get fucking heat on the Internet because refuse to say certain things that are popular to say right now for clicks and lights. And I. I don't do that. It's what's right, man. If someone treats me with respect and they're not nefariously trying to undermine me, and they're good people and they work hard and they're decent, I don't give a.
B
It's a case by case basis.
A
It is a case by case basis, and we can't generalize entire groups of people based upon one part of the element. Now, certain groups of people have larger criminal elements in them for sure. Okay.
B
And my people do chimp out a lot. Like I can say that. You know what I'm saying? Like we can say that. That's cool.
A
But. But, but it's not working anymore. No, people don't care anymore. So, like that, that, you know, mad black people where they scream and yell racism. No one gives a. Anymore unless it's actual racism.
B
That's right.
A
Right. So I think we've corrected in a very good, healthy spot. But. But these kind of things don't help. No, Right. Like, dude, Gypsy Crusader, right?
B
Yeah.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah.
A
Gypsy Crusader gets on. What's it called, the app Omega Lee.
B
Damn. What's the. Where you can make amigo or something.
A
Okay. And he gets on there and you know, he says some up, but like, dude, usually it's. They're. Everybody's laughing, right?
B
You just see in the clips, you're
A
not seeing them and they're laughing back and forth and like, as hard as he yells at them, they're laughing and he's laughing and they're laughing and he's laughing and it's. It's a thing.
B
Yeah, that's right.
A
You know, and. But if you watch, if you show somebody that who's all the way over there, they can't comprehend that people could even relate like that.
B
Yeah, right. Like now we are in a good spot, dude.
A
Yeah.
B
I think it's just important for people to like, we need to be pushing and continue to go further together.
A
I'll tell you what, dude, I watched those Gypsy Crusader clips and I fucking laugh my ass.
B
Oh, they're hilarious.
A
Yeah. But do you notice that the black people in the clips are usually laughing their ass off too?
B
There's context.
A
Do you notice that? Like, usually when they see him come up, they're like, yeah, they already know,
B
you know, like, they just happen to be on the. Right. Yeah.
A
And I don't know him. I've never met him personally, but I believe that the reason that he started doing that was because he got his ass beat by a bunch of antifa people. Okay. So again, this is a result of something that we never saw happen. Yeah. And, you know, I actually, you know, I mean, you and I share his clips back and forth and we laugh.
B
Mainly me sending me. Yeah.
A
Like. And he, you know, when people are cool to him, he's cool to them, and it's, you know, like, that's how it should be.
B
Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation, man. We'd love to get your input on this. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, dog, it's time. Yeah, it is time. Time for our final segment, guys. We got thumbs up. We're dumb as.
A
It's weird to me that people can look at other people, dude, and, like, legitimately, like, look at their skin or their way they look.
B
Or the nose.
A
Yeah. And say, like,
B
sorry, bro, you're getting deep there. My bad.
A
I'm just saying it's a weird thing to me. Like, for real. Okay. Like, that's a joke, right? Yeah, but, well. But the point is, it's like. It's. It's like usually these people that believe these things have had something really bad happen to them at the result of that kind of a person.
B
Yeah.
A
Okay. And these aren't just unprovoked things. Right? Like, It's just. I don't know, man. I just wasn't raised that way.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, I. And, you know, I just. You know, when I. When I see a black guy and, like, I assume the fucking guy's just like me on the inside, like, just different. It's probably a different life, and there's probably things I can learn and we could joke around and have. I get along with fudgeing everybody, but, you know, it's weird to me that, like, people. People can look, but then again, there's situational context.
B
That's right.
A
Okay. So I'm walking down the street on
B
Martin Luther King Boulevard or even downtown,
A
and there's eight black dudes. Okay. And sheisties. And they start saying shit different.
B
So those.
A
That's right.
B
It's different.
A
I've never had that happen. Me with a bunch of white dudes now.
B
Right now. And for me, you know, I'm walking down the street and a bunch of white dudes. All right.
A
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Like when we were fucking, like, we were out the fucking. We were out in the country the other day. We were out in the country the other day, get gas and, like, out in the middle of nowhere.
B
Oh, yeah.
A
Andy's like, oh, bro, I think they're
B
staring at the car. I'M like,
A
this truck. This truck full of white dudes rolls by real slow, dude. And they're, like looking at us, and I'm like, I thought they were looking at the car. And I looked at dj, I go, I think they're looking at you. And he goes. He goes, this, man, he goes, normally, I'm watching out for you. But he said, we gotta watch out for me right now. Yeah. I'm like, I got you, bro.
B
Yeah, I'll give him the wink. That's what you.
A
I said. I said, I'll give him the white guy wink. They'll know you're all right.
B
Oh, man.
A
Oh, bro.
B
Oh.
A
But, yeah, man, it's just. It's just a low IQ position, and I refuse to play into it. It's just not who I am. I just don't. Now, do I think there's a group of people who pretend to be Jewish that have practice Jewish supremacy and up the entire world? Yeah, I do. I absolutely believe that because that's factual information. However, there's also a lot of people that participate in that that are not Jewish. We don't talk about that. There's also a lot of people that are Jewish that don't even. They're not even aware that happens. They're not part of those things. I mean, like, dude, it comes down to individual identification and accountability towards individuals, not entire groups. And I really have a hard time understanding why that's so hard for people to understand.
B
Yeah, me either, man. Me either. Yeah, man. Let's get to our final segment of the show. Guys, we got thumbs up. We're dumb as. That's why we bring a headline in. We talk about it, we vote on it. We give it one of those two options. Andy, you're a South county boy.
A
I am.
B
That's right.
A
We call a South County Hoosier here.
B
That's right.
A
All right, everybody. If you're not from St. Louis, you don't know what a Hoosier is. You think they're from Indiana.
B
That's right.
A
We got a different kind of Hoosier here.
B
It's much different. Spelled the same.
A
It is spelled the same. It's a different thing.
B
Not same thing.
A
You would. You would call it, like, I don't know what you would call it. It's kind of a unique species.
B
That's right.
A
Yeah, just a different man. Like, we go out and we go pee on the trees.
B
All right?
A
Like, we go outside to pee. We wear our wife beaters or no shirt in our front yard, and we don't think shit of it.
B
That's right.
A
Like, we. We. We do. Basically, what it is is we do whatever the fuck we want. Okay. And I'm proud to be from South County.
B
That's right.
A
Those are my people.
B
You should be. Yeah, 100%, man. Well, south of France. Yeah, same.
A
South County France.
B
South County France.
A
South French County.
B
That's right.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. This is. This is wild. Our thumbs up. A dumb as fuck headline reads, drunk deer causes chaos after eating fermented fruit, deer beer and deer dog. He got wasted. He got south county white boy wasted. Let's dive into it. Be careful not to get a dear ui. The French police. The Sayonette Loire.
A
That's another thing. We are not afraid to be drunk as in public.
B
Oh, no, no.
A
I think it's encouraged if it's Saturday or Sunday, bro. And it's 10:30 in the morning. Bro. Bro, did I ever tell you that story about my neighbor when I lived over on Vaughnwood?
B
No.
A
Oh, my God, dude, it was so funny. So we had just moved into that. Into that neighborhood, and the neighbor next door. I know his name, but I'm not gonna say it. Like, dude, this loved bush beer. Loved it. All right? And he'd be out, like, literally on Saturday and Sunday. I knew we were gonna see this dude doing some Hoosier shit.
B
Oh, man. All right.
A
So there was, like, a pretty big hill in the front yard. Dude, I walked out of my house. This is like 11am, bro. And this was so drunk by 11am that he was sitting on his ass on the ground with a leaf rake, raking the leaves on his ass, like, because he was so drunk, he couldn't stand up. So, like, he would rake the leaves, get it done, and then he would, like, roll over, like, another two feet and he rake the leaves. And. And I'll be like, I walk over there. I'm like, hey, man, what's up? He's. Dude, he's hammered. He's like, I'm just raking leaves. I'm like, that's. You okay? He's like, oh, I'm good, man. Don't worry about it. He's like, I got a beer here for you. I'm like. I'm like, give me a couple hours, buddy. I'm not as seasoned as you, bro. Literally raking leaves on his ass. No shirt, shorts. Like, you know, nobody thinks anything of it, but that's. That's what we do in South County.
B
Bush lattes get you.
A
That's her. Bush latte is good.
B
That's Right. But yeah. They're warning drivers to be on the lookout for an erratic deer that appeared intoxicated after eating fermented fruit.
A
Quote.
B
In spring, some wild animals consume buds, fermented fruit or decaying vegetation and can exhibit completely unpredictable behavior, the Sonnet Loire police said, and they translated social media posts. Let's check the clip.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
Is that how your neighbor looks? Oh, yeah,
A
he's having a good time, bro.
B
He's up.
A
Yep, that's my neighbor's deer. I don't know how he got to France.
B
You don't either?
A
Yeah, he's looking around. What the. What are y' all looking at?
B
Just go straight, dog. Just go straight. He'll go back and tell his friends. You'll never believe what happened.
A
No, he's gonna go back and tell his friends. Man, you should have seen all the. All the. The deer I got.
B
I saw this one dough, bro.
A
They were all over me, man.
B
You're 12.
A
So what happened? Oh, dude, you know. Yeah, her fat friend got the way.
B
Oh, man. But yeah, dude, social media went crazy. Somebody said if Bambi is over indulging in forest apparatus, it might not be time to drive. As if the road was entirely yours. No, police said. Yeah, yeah, I got this little beer and deer dog. Yep.
A
Hey, man, it happens. It's happened to everybody.
B
I've been there.
A
I think it's pretty funny.
B
Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was fun.
A
Did one time. One time I was smoking and just so you know, you guys, I've stopped smoking cannabis. I'd probably start again later, but I've stopped for the meantime. And I was rolling a marijuana cigarette spliff and a couple little tiny buds, like little bitty ones might have fallen on the floor. I didn't think anything of it, but Charlie, okay, she. She does this thing where she, like, scans the floor for anything to eat all the time.
B
She's like a Dyson vacuum.
A
Yes.
B
Yeah.
A
So apparently she had found these buds and like an hour later, like, she couldn't walk. Like, she was walking through the house and, like falling over and like, sitting and then like, being like. Like fault, like falling asleep. And like, I thought she was having some sort of like medical emergency seizure or whatever. Right? So this is like, I don't know, 11 at night.
B
It was late. Yeah, yeah.
A
So we had to remember this.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
So we had to take her to the fucking. The animal hot. The emergency hospital. And we were on the phone with them and the vet who was on the phone with us. We were explaining what had happened. And she said, well, hey, you can't come in. And we're like, what the fuck? You can't come in. She's like, I'll come out and see you. So she comes out, Charlie's in the back seat, and she's like, you know, not being able to stand up. And she shines the light in her eyes and looks at it. She goes, do you guys. Do you guys smoke cannabis? And I'm like, I do. And she's like, yeah, I got to do anything. She's like, I think your dog might have ate some of it. Yeah. So Charlie. Charlie went on a little marijuana trip. And. And the reason that the vet had come out was because she had figured out over the phone that the dog had probably gotten into marijuana. And it saved us 300 bucks.
B
Yeah. So.
A
Yeah. So it's very nice of her, but.
B
Yeah. Most expensive drug test ever.
A
Yeah. So she's like, take her home. She'll be fine. And she was.
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah. But you know what's funny now is, like, if I ever smoke now and I get the shit out, she will come over and try to, like, get up on the table and get the.
B
She's a little addict.
A
Oh, yeah. Now she's hooked.
B
Oh, man.
A
She.
B
Charlie, that's gonna be the next Otis in Charlie.
A
Charlie gets stoned.
B
Charlie goes to rehab.
A
She missed her dare class. You know what I'm saying?
B
Oh, man. Hell yeah, man. Beer and deer.
A
Yeah. Thumbs up, weed and bulldogs.
B
That's right. I'm with it, dude. Guys. Andy, that's all I got.
A
All right, guys. Well, that is the show. We will see you again on Monday. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
B
Yeah, we're from Sleeping on the Floor now my jury box froze up.
A
Bow up, stove.
B
Counted millions in a cold, bad bitch
A
Booted swole Got her own bank roll
B
can't fold that's a no head shot case. Close.
This episode of "REAL AF" features Andy Frisella and DJ cruising through the Internet’s top headlines ("CTI" segment) and offering their characteristic unfiltered takes on international politics, American government accountability, race relations, and some wild lighter news. The key topics include President Trump’s high-stakes China trip and the chaos surrounding it, a new Senate resolution about lawmakers’ pay during shutdowns, and a headline-making racially charged shooting in Tennessee. The discussion moves from sharp socio-political commentary to comedic personal stories, blending serious insight with off-the-cuff humor and authenticity.
President Trump’s first trip to China in a decade is called historic and chaotic: White House staff reportedly trampled by Chinese press, Secret Service agents kept out due to firearms, and US journalists barred from motorcades.
Cultural Observations:
U.S.-China Relations:
Handshakes and Symbolic Etiquette:
Broader Implications:
The story of “Chud the Builder”, a man notorious for live-streaming racially antagonistic encounters in Tennessee, charged with attempted murder.
Andy’s major stance:
The need for nuance:
Freedom of speech is defended as a principle, but Andy and DJ discuss the importance of personal responsibility, recognizing that actions have consequences—especially in a volatile cultural atmosphere.
Andy’s personal philosophy:
On International Respect & Power:
On Government Dysfunction & Elites:
On Race & Social Conflict:
Comedic Relief:
Episode 1026 of “REAL AF” delivers a broad, raucous survey of the week’s news, balancing deep-dive social commentary on international politics, government corruption, and racial tension with humor and personal experience. Throughout, Andy and DJ champion accountability, self-reliance, and common-sense unity—often taking institutions and politicians to task for their failures to serve the American people, while urging listeners to look past group stereotypes and hold individuals responsible. Their blend of comedy and confrontation keeps the episode as engaging as it is provocative.