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Andy Frisella
Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold, bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold, that's a no head shot. Case closed.
DJ Cruz
What is up, guys? It's Andy Vercella, and you are listening to the show for the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz.
Andy Frisella
The motherfucking Internet.
DJ Cruz
That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. Stands for cruise the Internet. Let's just get right into it, man, all right? Don't forget, we are the biggest show in the world that does not run ads. And the reason we do that is because I don't want to listen to anybody tell me that I am saying things because someone's paying me to say them, all right? So do us a favor and help share the show, all right? Don't be a hoe.
Andy Frisella
Share the show.
DJ Cruz
What's up?
Andy Frisella
What's up, Doc? What's going on, man?
DJ Cruz
Nothing.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, what's up with you? Got your specters on up there?
DJ Cruz
Oh, yeah, my specters. My specters. Getting old, bro.
Andy Frisella
Oh, you're all right, dude. You still got some time.
DJ Cruz
You know my specters?
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Do you work? You know, you.
DJ Cruz
You.
Andy Frisella
You have reading glasses, but you don't really wear them, though.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm starting to realize that I need them.
Andy Frisella
Dude. I'm getting like that, too. Like, I'm not even. Like, sometimes I catch myself. I'm like. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, it didn't hit me. It didn't hit me until recently, but it's getting to the point where it, like, really strains my eyes.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. So. Man. Well, hopefully it doesn't affect your driving. What are you gonna do with.
DJ Cruz
No, it ain't gonna.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah, man. No, it's.
DJ Cruz
I think I'm gonna try to get. I think they have a new surgery or something that you can do.
Andy Frisella
Like a new. Have you had Lasik?
DJ Cruz
I did, but, like, it's not as good as it used to be, so I think I'm gonna go do it again.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. I don't know. Can you.
DJ Cruz
I got it, like, a long time ago.
Andy Frisella
Like, how long ago?
DJ Cruz
I don't know, like, 15 years.
Andy Frisella
Oh, yeah. That's, like, when it was first being done.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, no, it's not that far back, but, you know, it's like. It's like. It's more like when they discovered the sun. It's that far back. So, yeah, man, I think you can like, redo it. So that's what I'm looking into. But my eyes have been. They've been getting progressively worse and I started reading about like, you could do red light therapy and it'll actually help fix that.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
So I'm gonna try that as well.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Well, they got those blue light glasses. I like those, bro.
DJ Cruz
They make a big difference.
Andy Frisella
They do. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
I don't care what anybody says. They say those. That the settings on your iPhone, like, takes the blue light away. But there's a big difference between wearing the blue light glasses and whatever it does on your phone. Because I can. I can feel it in my eyes.
Andy Frisella
Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Same. Hell yeah, though, man, I wish I could say it's a beautiful day outside. It's not.
DJ Cruz
It's terrible.
Andy Frisella
It's really terrible. It wasn't that bad yesterday, though.
DJ Cruz
Yesterday was good.
Andy Frisella
And you know, dude, we got to rep some pride for our city Cardinals, dog. Oh yeah, bro, they're rolling. Yeah, they're rolling. And something special happened at yesterday's game that. It just feels good. Winning feels good, doesn't it? You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
And dude, I got. We got to bring this up in the intro, bro. It's absolutely crazy. Shirtless Cardinals fans take over empty section in electric scene during walk off win
DJ Cruz
over the Royals yeah, the tarps off crew.
Andy Frisella
Tarps? Is that. Is that what they're called?
DJ Cruz
Yeah, Tarps off.
Andy Frisella
I love it. I fucking love to see it. It feels good, man. Yeah. You never know what you're going to see at the ballpark. During the ninth inning of the St. Louis Cardinals 5 to 4 win over the Kansas City Royals on Friday night at Bush Stadium, fans started migrating to an empty section in the right field and took their shirts off. The game was tied 33 in the bottom of the ninth inning. When the group of fans made their way to the empty section, about a hundred fans first started the movement. As the game went into extra innings, the entire section was packed with shirtless fans, according to the St. Louis Post dispatch. So the guy that started it is Caleb Cummings, a 20 year old on the Stephen F. Austin club baseball team. He came up with the idea, quote, I looked at my buddy and said, what if we go up there to right field bleachers and start waving our shirts? Cummings told the St. Louis Post Dispatch. Quote, they're like, you know what? That's a good idea.
DJ Cruz
Couple of Fucking rocket scientists. That's such the bro. Thing to do, bro.
Andy Frisella
Isn't that how it goes?
DJ Cruz
Oh, yeah. I mean, I call it. This is. I would say it was a good idea, too.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, bro.
DJ Cruz
It sounds great, bro.
Andy Frisella
It sounds fucking fantastic.
DJ Cruz
This is the kind of shit dudes do when they're left with no supervision.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. To our own devices.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Let's just do it.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. And it was. It was absolutely amazing. Let's check the clip. So the manager came out to meet
DJ Cruz
him,
Andy Frisella
took him to the clubhouse.
DJ Cruz
Oh, my gosh. Thank you. That's so awesome.
Andy Frisella
Got to meet the players.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Look at that. I love it.
DJ Cruz
Dude. Listen, man, this is what baseball's about.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, this is baseball, bro.
Andy Frisella
It is, dude.
DJ Cruz
You know, and this is definitely St. Louis. You know, we were talking last week about South County. This is about the most south county that you could possibly. And if you. If you're wondering what I was trying to talk about when I talked about south county, this is what the fuck I'm talking about.
Andy Frisella
Is this right here.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Tarps off.
DJ Cruz
Tarps off. Any time of day, especially in the morning time.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruz
And lunchtime and then dinner at the Waffle House. That's we're talking about, right, Bro, I love it. Dude. They all got good mustaches and dip in and, like, you know, like, these are dudes. It's good to see dudes making a comeback.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
You know, they don't look like a bunch of pussies.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, they don't. You know they don't, bro.
DJ Cruz
I mean, it could probably not a sperries.
Andy Frisella
Not. Not a pair of sperries in sight.
DJ Cruz
No.
Andy Frisella
That's how you know it's good.
DJ Cruz
No, and none of them are crying with their man buns. And they're all, you know, this is their therapy.
Andy Frisella
You can smell the testosterone, right?
DJ Cruz
Yes. I like it. It's good to see, man.
Andy Frisella
It is good to see, dog. And we're doing. Dude, the Cardinal's doing all right, bro. Bro. This might be a good year.
DJ Cruz
The Central's very tough division, dude. They're doing really good. They're like, third right now. But, like, it's a hard division and the team's super young.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
I mean, they're all awesome dudes.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, absolutely.
DJ Cruz
You know what's funny is, like, you know, I get a different perspective because, like, a lot of those guys come in and train. They're around and friends with them, and. And, like, what people don't realize is, like, These are just normal dudes, like, totally normal dudes. And, like, everybody sees them as these big stars and, you know, all these things, and these are just like. These are, like, those dudes.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, right. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, it's just. It's just cool, man. And it's cool to see, like, the young, you know, the young players out there doing it, making it happen, having fun, creating good chemistry, good culture in the locker room. You know, Sometimes it's easier to win when nobody expects you to win. You know what I'm saying? And it becomes more fun. And. And then when you have more fun, you win more.
Andy Frisella
It's harder when it's expected.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, but, like, these guys, like, they're. They're having fun. They're. They're winning. They're. And. And, dude, that's. It's just. And I don't think anybody gives a. If they finish first place. I think people are loving watching the team because they're just fun to watch.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
And because of that, they're going to end up winning games. So, you know.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, they're doing it right, dog. And hopefully the tarps stay with them, bro.
DJ Cruz
The veterans on the team are 25 years old. That's crazy.
Andy Frisella
That's so crazy.
DJ Cruz
Gorman's only 25. That's crazy. I know.
Andy Frisella
And he's a vet on the team.
DJ Cruz
I know. That's why.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, Yeah.
DJ Cruz
I know, bro.
Andy Frisella
We gotta get to a game, dog.
DJ Cruz
Oh, yeah.
Andy Frisella
And we'll go.
DJ Cruz
Shit, dude. Tarps off, baby.
Andy Frisella
That's what I'm saying.
DJ Cruz
I'm up there.
Andy Frisella
I'm good now. I'm confident to go up there.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, man.
Andy Frisella
I'm cool with it.
DJ Cruz
I don't really give a fuck.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. Tarps off.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Let's do it. All right, I'm down. We'll book the next home game. I'll line it up. Hell, yeah, man. Got to have that. Guys, from St. Louis Pride, it is time to take a cruise, guys. You guys know how this works. If you would like to see any of these headlines, pictures, links, videos, go to Andy Frisella dot com. Guys can check them out there. Let's get into it, man. Headline number one. This is interesting. So I got a little update. Little check in from D.C. this headline reads, trump sparks concern as he posts wild image of alien in chains at U.S. army base.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. You saw this?
Andy Frisella
What the fuck was this, man? Dude, you can listen. You can't do shit like that, dog.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Donald Trump sparked alarm last night by posting an AI generated image of himself standing alongside a Handcuffed alien at a US Military base. Trump and his bodyguards flanked the cuffed extraterrestrial in the image posted on a Truth Social account Sunday. Trump's post, coming days after the White House released new UFO files, was sharply criticized by some commentators as they recognized it was probably meant in jest. So there was a couple of photos. This is one. There's another one.
DJ Cruz
It's like, dude, bro, imagine someone out on. On. On what account?
Andy Frisella
On his Truth Social account. Dude.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, dude.
Andy Frisella
Somebody's grandparents saw this and started freaking the fuck out.
DJ Cruz
Oh, okay. At this point, I think it's just like, let's just put out, like, what's the craziest shit we could put out today?
Andy Frisella
Yeah, let's just do it. Yeah, that's the conversation. That's the briefings in the morning.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, like, what can we put out that everybody will talk about? And then like, did you see the comments under this? Yeah, like, bro, real talk. Like there are just some dumb out there. I mean, you know how many people thought it was real, bro, that's what I'm saying, dude, like in the comments. Holy, dude. Trump's taking down the interstellar Galactica. It's happening like, get the out of here, dude, what's wrong with you?
Andy Frisella
Let me refill my popcorn.
DJ Cruz
And then you got people who are making it about race.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruz
They're like, protect the aliens.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
Aliens have rights too.
Andy Frisella
Aliens need freedom. That's right. Can't keep them in shackles.
DJ Cruz
Donate to act blue. Free the aliens. And then you got the people who are the illegal aliens saying, oh, he's talking about deporting illegal aliens. And then you got. All the rest of us are like, right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Andy Frisella
Dude, you can't do that, man.
DJ Cruz
Oh, God, dude, dude, that.
Andy Frisella
Now I will say this. The aliens kind of ripped. Let's.
DJ Cruz
Let's be. I was just getting ready to say this. Let. Let's talk about the realistic nature of this.
Andy Frisella
Okay?
DJ Cruz
Let's say there are aliens. That alien's kicking all them guys asses.
Andy Frisella
The man comes, ain't doing that.
DJ Cruz
He's seven foot tall, he's ripped. He's probably got some sort of telepathical mind control going on where he could just like make your head explode with his own brain, you know, like. And we're not putting him in handcuffs now he's putting us in handcuffs, right? He's not even putting us in handcuffs. He's exploding our fucking eyeballs that's right. If we look at him like, this is total bullshit. Obviously, everybody knows the aliens would do that.
Andy Frisella
Obviously. Yeah. Like, come on.
DJ Cruz
Knows that aliens would just make your brain melt. I can't believe this is even a fucking. Like, what did you. Who do you think you were going to fool, Trump? You almost fooled us as good as the rest of the shit you told us you were going to do. I mean, you're a pretty good fooler.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, could fool me.
DJ Cruz
Shit, man, I'm going to deport everybody.
Andy Frisella
No.
DJ Cruz
I'm going to hold people accountable.
Andy Frisella
No,
DJ Cruz
I'm going to make gas cheap. No, I mean, fuck, you can fool us on a lot of shit. You ain't fooling us on this, bro.
Andy Frisella
This ain't going to get it done. Fuck.
DJ Cruz
Fuck, dude.
Andy Frisella
Oh, my goodness.
DJ Cruz
Who wants to go get my zins because I forgot him by fucking locker.
Andy Frisella
Fuck, dude, this is. Yeah, well, so he posted this. Now, this wasn't the only thing that got some heat.
DJ Cruz
I'm kidding, dude, I'm kidding.
Andy Frisella
He fooled my diet. Oh, God, dude. Yeah, so this wasn't the only thing, though. There was more. There was more that has been coming out of the Trump's White House social media accounts over the weekend. So you got aliens? We also got Drake. The White House official TikTok account goes viral after dropping a Drake Iceman edit to promote Donald Trump's focus on immigration. Oh, let's check it out, shall we?
DJ Cruz
Yes. Iceman, Iceman, Iceman, Iceman. You only get to do this if you actually deport people. If you do it. Yeah, Like, I'd laugh if you were actually, like, sending these home, but you're not you. You're ICE and Tom Holman and all these dudes. Y' all proved yourself to be a bunch of. Okay, where. Why are all the Somali criminals out of our country? Where's. Where's the. We imported 20 million. You got rid of like 400,000.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
Okay. And like, if you had done like 10 million so far, I'd be all about that. I'd be like, fucking Trump's Iceman. Like, he's fucking Ice. We're calling him Iceman from here on out.
Andy Frisella
Drake made that song for him.
DJ Cruz
I'd be like, dude, yeah, you know Iceman and Top Gun? No, Trump's the new Iceman.
Andy Frisella
That's right, that's right.
DJ Cruz
Like, that's what I'd be like. But no, you don't get to claim the win when you didn't get the win, man. Doesn't Work like that.
Andy Frisella
No, it doesn't, dude. It does. Unless there's some shit happening that I'm not aware of. I don't see it.
DJ Cruz
Like, what?
Andy Frisella
That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, like, I don't see it. Now I do know this Home Depot has still been pretty, pretty empty.
DJ Cruz
It's okay.
Andy Frisella
Okay, but I think.
DJ Cruz
I'm not even talking about those guys. I'm not even. I'm talking about the sub Sahara criminal terrorist hate America. I'm not talking about, you know, Jose that we all love, dude.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, Joe's cool.
DJ Cruz
I'm not talking about that. Yeah, yeah, like, right. Joel's cool. That's right. Like, I'm not. Nobody's talking about that.
Andy Frisella
No.
DJ Cruz
And then those guys are getting pissed off.
Andy Frisella
Like, oh, we gotta.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, dude, you can stay, like, help us get these other out. Let's unite.
Andy Frisella
That's right. You know that's right, bro.
DJ Cruz
Like, okay, we all agree that we're on the same team. It's these other.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, we don't want to go. Want them. No. Yeah, no, we don't want them.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. So, I mean, this nice, man.
Andy Frisella
It's been an interesting week, dude. Interesting weekend coming out of the White House. And something else did happen that they're calling a stunning act of corruption. Final little piece from the White House. This comes out, headline reads, fury as Trump gets $1.8 billion taxpayer funded payout from his own government. Stunning act of corruption. So Donald Trump has struck a $1.8 billion deal with his own IRS to funnel taxpayer money to victims of lawfare, including January six rioters and his political allies in a settlement that Democrats are calling the most corrupt presidential act in history.
DJ Cruz
Oh, oh, that's a pretty fucking harsh accusation. Okay, yeah.
Andy Frisella
Like let's let me introduce you to a man named Obama. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Or how about Joe Biden literally importing 20 million. Listen, the greatest acts of treason that has ever existed in the United States will go down in history as Joe Biden allowing 20 million fucking migrants to come here. That is the greatest act of treason. It will cause the most destruction. It will be the most damaging to our country. People just don't realize it yet.
Andy Frisella
We'll be dealing with it for the next 50 years.
DJ Cruz
No, it's never going to go back. What do you mean 50 years? It's fucking fundamentally changed the country forever. And no one's doing anything about it at scale. Okay? We're getting. That's what the fuck we all voted for. In fact, Democrats and Republicans were both in favor of that at the time of the election, to the point where it was the number one issue on both sides, okay? The number one issue on both sides.
Andy Frisella
Number one completely ignored.
DJ Cruz
Okay? Completely fucking abandoned.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
And if Trump had done that when everybody agreed it would have unified the country, but instead they waited an entire year and then they send these dudes up to Minnesota, the worst place in the fucking world for this kind of criminal bullshit. And we get a couple of these Soros ish funded dumbasses get fucking shot for sticking their fucking nose in something that doesn't even have anything to do with them. And everybody got cold feet, said, oh, I don't like that, Gotta pull back, I don't like that. Well, you're sure as fuck not gonna like it when you're like outnumbered 20 to one and your kids are getting fucking bullied at school and can't even learn. And attacked and fucking beat up and fucking raped and murdered and all the other shit that comes along with people who come here that don't value this culture or this country or the people that live here, they have no interest in assimilating. They have no interest in contributing. They are here to take advantage of the people who already live here. And we have Americans fighting for them to be here. That is fucking insane. It is insane. And everybody else got cold feet. Oh, I don't fucking like that. Well, fuck, dude, stay the fuck out of the way. Bad shit doesn't happen when you interfere with that shit.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
When you don't interfere with it.
Andy Frisella
Don't touch the stove.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, like shit, man.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, well, so. So this payment, though, comes out of the President, his sons, Don Jr. And Eric, and the Trump Organization. They filed a lawsuit against the treasury and the IRS in the Southern District of Florida. Florida. They agreed to drop their suit Monday, as well as two claims including for damages resulting from the raid on Mar a Lago in 2022 and the Russian election interference probe. In exchange for the government's creation of the Anti weaponization fund, this 1.776 billion dollar fund will have the power to issue formal apologies and monetary relief owed to claimants. It will be governed. Governed by five member commission appointed by the Attorney General. With Trump given the power to remove any member. While Trump is barred from directly receiving payments from the fund, entities associated with him are not explicitly prohibited from filing additional ones. So all the Democrats are up in flames about this.
DJ Cruz
So all these people who were put in jail for four years of their
Andy Frisella
life, correct, lost their jobs, lost their
DJ Cruz
time, keep Going, I got.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. No, yeah. And that's where it's going to. But, yeah. They're calling it a brazen new level of corruption. Now, this has been done before. It's been done. If you go all the way back to Obama. Right. The.
DJ Cruz
At one point, how much billionaires. 1.776. Compared to the $9 billion that was allegedly stolen in Minneapolis, one state alone.
Andy Frisella
That's right. That's right.
DJ Cruz
But it's the biggest act of corruption and fraud. Restitution of people who were wrongly prosecuted and caught up in an event that was literally engineered by our fucking three letter agencies. Nancy Pelosi turned down a request for 20,000 troops to be at that. Who's. She even says on camera it was my fault. She says it on camera, it was my fault. So these men and women, one of which got shot and killed.
Andy Frisella
Correct.
DJ Cruz
Aren't entitled to any restitution whatsoever for the. For the four years of three years of life? And by the way, these people weren't treated nice in jail.
Andy Frisella
No.
DJ Cruz
They were treated in terrible conditions.
Andy Frisella
Treated like fucking terrorists.
DJ Cruz
That's right. So. So there. So that is an act of corruption and all this evil shit. But Somalis coming here from fucking Somalia who figured out how to game the System and steal 8 to 9 billion dollars by estimations in Minnesota alone, which means it's happening everywhere. That's okay. Yeah, that's cool.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's cool.
DJ Cruz
Okay. And by the way, where's the accountability for the people that actually engineered this situation to happen in the first place?
Andy Frisella
That's the only restitution I need.
DJ Cruz
Wasn't that something that we voted for as well? Wasn't the hammer supposed to come down and crack some skulls? The are you doing, dude? You know why your approval rating is. Your approval rating isn't because a couple people got shot trying to fix the. The thing up in Minnesota. Your approval rating is. Is because you're not holding these people accountable. You're not removing these people from the country. And now you went and got us involved in another war and people are paying $5, $7 a gallon for gasoline. And you say on television. That's not something I actually take into consideration. And you wonder why nobody's with you right now, bro. Okay, Real go do what you said you were gonna do.
Andy Frisella
30.
DJ Cruz
Okay. And if someone's blackmailing you and threatening you, them take care of them, too. Everybody's gonna cheer for it, bro. I feel like he's, like, afraid, like, bro, you got the top secret in the world, bro. You could drop you put warheads on foreheads. Start put them on the right foreheads. How about that? How about the ones that are threatening you and blackmailing you because everybody else thinks you're a part of it now?
Andy Frisella
100.
DJ Cruz
So I'm just saying, like, I don't know, do what the you said you were gonna do. It's real simple, dude.
Andy Frisella
He's at 37 approval, right?
DJ Cruz
Yeah, yeah. And he deserves it.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This shit's crazy, dude. This shit's crazy.
DJ Cruz
I mean, bro, I've been a steadfast. Look, bro, I'm not some MAGA fucking person. And I'm also not. I'm not anything, okay? I'm a fucking American. I'm a Freedom First American. I care about the people of this country. I don't buy into this fake division or fucking identity politics or, you know, the welfare state that's trying to be created, you know, or us having to go to work and work fucking our entire life. Like, bro, let's put this into perspective, okay? People work from the time they're 18 till the time they're 65. Most people have to work longer than that. All right? But let's just use that math. If you're having to work from the time that you're 18 to 65 and the government's taking half of your money, that means that if they didn't take half of your money, you wouldn't have to work until you're 65. Do you understand that you would actually only have to work twice or half as long.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
All right, so because these people are greedy as fuck and because they are completely oppressing and financially using the American people who are good people, who want to do the right thing, who have no problems going to work and working hard, but now they're trading their entire life to fund a corrupt system. Their entire life. Okay? So maybe you should think about how bad that is. You're only getting one life and what, 20 to 60 or 1865 is fucking
Andy Frisella
like 40 something years.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, so you're having to work an extra 23 years roughly because these people are stealing your life. Now, do you care about taxes? Do you understand? Like, these people are abusing us. They're fucking enslaving us. We have to work our entire lives. We have to give everything so that they can fucking steal it or send it over to every other country on the planet. There's no other country that taxes their citizens and sends it to us. What the is going on? Why are people not More outraged about this. It's because they don't do the math.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
You don't think about it. If you, if you weren't taxed the way that you were, you could work until you were 45 and then live your life. Do you understand that? Like, I don't even think that occurs to people.
Andy Frisella
No. Well, I do. When you sit in long enough to stop smelling.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, man, that ain't. That ain't a lie, bro.
Andy Frisella
And it's so crazy too.
DJ Cruz
You see these 60 year old dudes covered in concrete dust and form oil and at the gas station counting out coins for a sandwich. Bro, that is up. It shouldn't be that way here. That's not what this is about. It should have never, ever, ever been about this. We have a very few amount of people who are at the very, very, very top, who own all the money in the world, who are literally enslaving the rest of the entire world. Enslaving them. This is no different than what you read about from hundreds of years ago when there was serfdom and there was royals and there was peasants. And the peasants said, oh, sir, can I please have some porridge? And they would get the porridge and be like, this is the best porridge I've ever had. Like, y' all motherfuckers. Like, you need to wake up, dude.
Andy Frisella
Dude.
DJ Cruz
Like you are slaves, bro. And not only are you slaves to a corrupt government system that we live in, you're slaves to the rest of the governments too. Because we're the only country in the world that sends our money everywhere else. The only one that needs to stop. You wonder why people are so pissed off at you, Donald Trump. They're pissed off of you because they're waking up to this understanding that we're talking about right here. You say, oh, we're going to help the people. What the fuck have you done so far that has helped anybody?
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
At the ground level. At the ground level.
Andy Frisella
Not. Not the buddies. Not your friend. No.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. And like, do when you talk about the economy and you fudgeing, say, oh, the stock market's up. First of all, bro, people aren't retarded. They fucking can understand that the stock market is being propped up by foreign countries. Okay? They understand that. They also understand that the stock market doesn't make a fucking ounce of difference when they go to the grocery store.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, not one.
DJ Cruz
Or when they go to the gas pump. That shit doesn't matter. And he's so out of touch with this shit. He's like, oh, the fucking economy's doing great. There's more to the economy than the motherfucking stock market, dude. Anyway. Yeah, that was the most corrupt thing anyway. I'm not even. This isn't even, first of all, giving restitution to people who have been caught up in a fucking false flag operation, because that's what the fuck it was.
Andy Frisella
Exactly what it was, okay? Yeah.
DJ Cruz
In order to lock down a surveillance state onto fucking domestic terrorists. That's what the fuck it was, okay? It was to send a signal to people like you and I and everybody else who has common sense that says if you fucking rise up, this is what's going to happen to you. You're going to go to jail for four fucking years or forever or whatever. So it wasn't even an organic thing, okay? And now these people are getting paid restitution to the tune of $2 billion. But that's the biggest corruption ever. When we got people who aren't even fucking from here stealing eight to nine billion dollars out of one city. And this is happening across the nation. Get the fuck out of here. The out of here, dude.
Andy Frisella
Complete. Yeah, it's complete. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in the comment. I wonder whatever happened to this guy? Like, what's he doing?
DJ Cruz
He probably sat in a hole for four years and he probably won't show his face because he's terrified of saying anything in his own country. That's probably what happened to him.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's so crazy.
DJ Cruz
But, you know, he was led in
Andy Frisella
there by a fucking informant, dude. That's the crazy. Like Ray Epps.
DJ Cruz
What happened to talking about all of them were.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
DJ Cruz
Like, the doors weren't broke down, bro. They were broke down by people who were on the fucking payroll. Did you not notice the dudes who were dressed in all black and had their faces covered, they actually, like, open the doors and held the fucking. And then we got the video of the guy walking down the hall and in handcuffs and then being uncuffed to giving the dude a fist bump and then walking off. Like, all the evidence is there. It's all been there. Now they're going to fucking say, oh, well, that's. I know, it's just. Right.
Andy Frisella
Like, I do. And actually on the tax thing, Andy, like, strategically, how does that work? Because so many other countries are so indebted to, like, you know, are only surviving off of American tax dollars, right? Or at least a large percentage of it. Like, how strategically, if you were in office. How do you do this?
DJ Cruz
Tough.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Figure it the out.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, yeah. Just fucking full stop.
DJ Cruz
Hey, man, if we're going to live in a fucking free market, you got to let the market rise and fall on its own. You don't fucking supplement the free market with the guy. I mean, I don't know. JP Morgan ain't giving me any free fucking money to keep my shit afloat.
Andy Frisella
Shit. No shit, okay?
DJ Cruz
The United States government ain't giving me any money to keep my shit afloat. It's fucking sink or swim, okay? And if you own a country or you have a country and you can't produce enough fucking goods to compete at the global economy, then your country should probably be a part of another country that is. That's called being conquered. Not every country deserves to exist because they exist.
Andy Frisella
That's some real shit.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, I know.
Andy Frisella
That's it.
DJ Cruz
That's been going on since the beginning of time.
Andy Frisella
How many countries you think would fall immediately?
DJ Cruz
A lot of them.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, not immediately, but like within the fucking.
DJ Cruz
A lot.
Andy Frisella
Very quickly. A lot. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
But what would happen is they would consolidate.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
And there would be five to 10 to 15 countries that kind of ran the economy. Some would be rich in oil, some would have other natural resources, Some would produce things. And countries would have to figure out how to produce things, which would eliminate this communist mentality of we don't have to do anything. Like, why the fuck you. So you don't have to do shit, but we got to do it all, man. Fuck you. I'm tired of that shit, bro. And I think everybody's tired of that shit. You know, dude, they do this shit in Europe too, bro. Like, it's all the same. They tax their fucking people, but they just don't send it to us.
Andy Frisella
That's right. It goes to the fucking Gold throne.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. And that's why, you know, some of these countries have beautiful countries and you know, they have good infrastructure. And like, you know, every country in Europe has high speed rail. Every country in Asia has high speed rail. Guess what we don't fucking have.
Andy Frisella
You got the metro link.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. We got some fucking hood rat bullshit that you're afraid to go on because you might get stabbed.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
By some dude who's not even supposed to be here. Like that girl in Charlotte.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
Like, dude, this is up, man. And like, I'm tired of the performative.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Oh, so it's so corrupt.
DJ Cruz
Oh, it's this person. It's that person. You know, who the fuck it is. It's all of us for tolerating it. That's what the fuck it is.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's real, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's keep cruising, dog. Got headline two. Gotta go to Idaho. You've been to Idaho, right?
DJ Cruz
Idaho.
Andy Frisella
Clip that shit.
DJ Cruz
Clip that. Yeah, yeah.
Andy Frisella
Gotta go to Idaho, dog. This is crazy. Four crew members eject safely over two Navy jets.
DJ Cruz
Oh, I saw this, bro. Wild, dude.
Andy Frisella
Fucking wild, isn't it? Yeah, let's dive into it, man. All four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided and crashed Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in Western Idaho. Officials said the collision involved two US Navy EA 18G Growlers from the Electronic Attack Squadron 129 and Whid Bay Island, Washington, said Commander Amelia Umayyam, spokesperson Force Naval Air Forces, U.S. pacific Fleet. The aircraft were performing an aerial demonstration when the crash occurred. The four crew members, both from both jets, safely ejected, and the crash was under investigation. Let's check this clip out,
DJ Cruz
Bro. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, we got four parachutes. We got four parachutes. That's crazy. It's crazy. First of all, there's no texting and flying, buddy.
Andy Frisella
All right?
DJ Cruz
That was clearly a case of texting and flying.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's what that was. Yeah, they were uploading some Snapchats.
DJ Cruz
Secondly, like, dude, it was. How weird is that? How. It looks like they, like, just froze.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, right there. They kind of, like, just freeze.
DJ Cruz
That's so weird looking. That's so weird.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, man.
DJ Cruz
Do they all live? Yeah, they all see all the parachutes?
Andy Frisella
Four parachutes? Yeah. They all lived. The crew members were in stable condition. Nobody. The military base was hurt. Everyone is safe. And I think that's the most important thing. I think what's important. I want to know who was flying it, who were the pilots?
DJ Cruz
Yeah, I just know they were texting. That looks like, you know, that looks like some distracted flying to me.
Andy Frisella
I'm just saying. Was there a family accident today on the way in? Oh, really?
DJ Cruz
Yeah, I think they were both texting, like, dude, you know, we had storms this morning.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
DJ Cruz
So that signal was out right up there by. I can't think the signal was out. And, like, dude, they were both rolling it, like, 10 miles an hour through the thing, and I'm like. Like, you know how, like, people take turns? Well, they both decided to go, and they just never stopped and ran into each other. I'm like, what just happened in front of my face? Like, normally I'd stop and be like, do you need some help?
Andy Frisella
Yeah, you need help with that?
DJ Cruz
But see, this was Darwinism. Like, I was like, I cannot interfere with Darwinism.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, bro. Let it happen. Yeah, let it happen, dog. Gotta let it happen. Yeah, I'd be curious to see if there was a Stanley cup in the cockpit. You know what I'm saying? You know, those big. That's all I'm saying.
DJ Cruz
I thought you were at the hockey Stanley Cup. I got it. That's all. I'm.
Andy Frisella
I'm curious. I think that's important.
DJ Cruz
I don't know.
Andy Frisella
You know, it'd be important to the investigation.
DJ Cruz
No comment. Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Or. Or, you know, or. Or was there some soy sauce packets in. In the cockpit?
DJ Cruz
I'd be curious.
Andy Frisella
I'm just saying. I'm just saying these are questions.
DJ Cruz
I can understand if it was Asian. I can understand if it was.
Andy Frisella
Oh, wrong.
DJ Cruz
They have a hard time. You know, I get it. I understand that. But, you know, it definitely wasn't anything to do with women.
Andy Frisella
No. I'm going to. I'm going to tell my kids that this is how baby growler airplanes are made.
DJ Cruz
Oh, man. You know, I don't know what happened there, bro.
Andy Frisella
Dude, it's just weird.
DJ Cruz
That is weird. Like, real, real talk. Dead serious. Like, how the fuck does that happen, dude? You not see the other plane? Like, you know, it's right there. Dude, what are you doing? It's like. Dude, it's like he's trying to hook the plane.
Andy Frisella
Dude, I'm telling. Listen, I can imagine. I can imagine what happened up in the cockpit. Hey, you're getting. Don't tell me what to say. I'm not getting that close.
DJ Cruz
Pull up.
Andy Frisella
I don't have to listen to you. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Or. It was one of these. It was one of these. You're just going down the road, look out. And then they fucking. It makes you crash.
Andy Frisella
Oh, dude, I almost got taken out by a Tesla yesterday.
DJ Cruz
I almost got taken out, too. Oh, yeah, that BMW.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Dude, it was an asshole. And it was. It was. It was. It was an Asian. Hey, Asian. And a Tesla.
DJ Cruz
When you're riding down the street and you see a motorcycle, I want to let you know if you drive, like, behind them like you would a normal car and don't give them room, you deserve to get your ass beat.
Andy Frisella
100. Yeah. 100. Lose your mirrors, something.
DJ Cruz
Get back whips for.
Andy Frisella
That's right. Yeah, that's right. That's right. And. But yeah, dude, so these growlers that crash, right?
DJ Cruz
Kind of like south douchebag. Yesterday, man, I wanted to beat us. That's why my bike broke.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Because I was ripping on it so hard to get away from the guy. And he kept following me like one inch behind, like, bro, that is not cool shit. Like, do you understand how dangerous that is to do to someone? First of all, you and your little silver gay BMW. Okay, I saw the guy back there too, bro. He looks like he cries after sex.
Andy Frisella
Oh, man, he was like.
DJ Cruz
He was like all prepped out and like, you know, he thought he was real cool with his BMW. And he's probably saying, look at the motorcycle road, Bro.
Andy Frisella
Cry after sex is wild.
DJ Cruz
You know, that's what the he does. Oh, I'd like to have a motorcycle, but my wife won't let me.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Oh, he was an older guy.
DJ Cruz
No, he was a young little fucking dork.
Andy Frisella
Not a part of the tarp club.
DJ Cruz
No, fuck no. He was the opposite of the no Tarp club. He was in the bitch titty club.
Andy Frisella
Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, so all this, all right, so the growlers, right? They crash. Now these roughly cost $67 million a piece. A piece for one of these? Now, speaking of taxpayer dollars being wasted, that's good.
DJ Cruz
Do you really believe that's what it costs to make one of those?
Andy Frisella
No. Fuck no. Fuck no. It probably costs. It probably costs legitimately maybe.
DJ Cruz
Like, dude, the fleecing of the American people is non stop. That's why when you go to the hospital and you get a Advil, it's $800, okay? That is the product of a bloated fat multi layer system that makes everybody else rich and us poor. Okay? And I know you probably hear me say that you're like, you know, poor. You know what the I'm talking about? Life would be a lot easier for everybody if you didn't go to a hospital and get an IV bag. And it was $2,000.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, okay. Yeah. For 13 of material.
DJ Cruz
If that.
Andy Frisella
If that.
DJ Cruz
Okay. And then on top of it. And why do you think these, these medical companies and these pharma companies are the biggest companies in the world and have so much influence and can do so much nefarious because they have unlimited amounts of funds. The same thing goes for our government in the tax system. It's the exact same thing when the government does anything. You know why construction guys are always like, dude, I got to get that government contract. Because they understand they can throw the bid in at five times what it would cost a hundred times what it would cost a normal job, and the government would just be like, okay, done.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, done.
DJ Cruz
I mean, dude, it. The fleecing of the American people across all aspects of their lives needs to be fucking dealt with.
Andy Frisella
I remember that video. I forget which senator it was. He was. He was showing like, a bag of, like, bolts during a committee hearing.
DJ Cruz
75 grand.
Andy Frisella
It was like. Yeah, it was like. It was like something outrageous, dude. He's like, dude, I could have pick these up at Home Depot for 10 bucks.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Frisella
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruz
And people don't understand that. They're like, well, why is that? Well, because there's layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of useless that are all getting paid way more than you get paid at your job to charge that. They figured it out.
Andy Frisella
Yep.
DJ Cruz
Okay. And. And then they tell us, which is true, by the way, that you have to go work your ass off to be successful. You do. That is true, and I'm all about it. But it shouldn't be nearly as hard as it actually is.
Andy Frisella
No, it shouldn't be.
DJ Cruz
People that have. I love what I do. I love fighting the battle. I'm a warrior in that regard. And I. I love the game. I'm totally into it. I understand. Not everybody's like that. And people that aren't should be able to get a job, have a career, do their thing, and be able to afford a home and afford some vacations. And to be able to, you know, not struggle. There's no need for it. That's the thing. It's not like it's even required. It's the result of greedy motherfuckers who have all the money in the world being even more greedy.
Andy Frisella
And the kickbacks and the fucking shake.
DJ Cruz
Not only that, bro, they know that if they keep everybody broke, they won't pay attention to what's actually going on, because they can't. So they don't even realize what's actually happening to them because their situation is so hard to operate in. They understand this, and that's what this is about, bro. Look, why the fuck are we paying any taxes when they just print whatever money they fucking want anyway? You want to know the taxes are bullshit. Just look at that.
Andy Frisella
Well, what were we doing before the irs, you know what I'm saying? Like, how did you know what I'm saying? Like.
Darrell
Like flourishing, dude.
Andy Frisella
The IRS isn't fucking. Like, it wasn't founded in fucking 1776.
DJ Cruz
Listen, man, it's very simple. If they could Print money whenever they want. Then that means that the IRS and the tax code exists to financially oppress the people.
Andy Frisella
That's it.
DJ Cruz
For the purpose of control.
Andy Frisella
That's it.
DJ Cruz
That's it. That's the only reason it exists.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
It does not exist to pay for anything because they print as much money as they want anyway, which devalues our money that we earn and makes us poorer and poorer. And poorer.
Andy Frisella
I have to work harder and harder. Harder.
DJ Cruz
All of this is about control? Yeah, bro. None of this is about the American dream or making a better country. You think? Do you really think, like, look around your fucking city. Do you really think they give a fuck about making this better? They have long forgotten about that. Long forgotten about it,
Andy Frisella
yeah.
Darrell
Two very quick things I would like to bring up before we move forward. You were talking about the IV drip lines, so I was just looking. What is the price of it in America compared to other different countries in the world? It's considerably 1/5. 1/5 or onethird of the price here in America. And the second thing, when you were saying about financial assistance to other countries in the world, I was just curious. How many countries does actually USA supply financial assistance? And the number is about 170 to 175 countries.
DJ Cruz
Yep. That's what you work for.
Andy Frisella
Damn near all of them.
Darrell
That's almost all.
DJ Cruz
That's what you trade your life for. You trade your life to subsidize the rest of the world. This is why I tell you we are not the land of the free. We are the land of the worker fucking bees. That's what the fuck we do here. And sold a bill of goods, which is work your fucking ass off. American pride, blah, blah, blah. Which by the way, totally agree with in regards to what it's going to take to actually win. But they breed us to do this. Understand? This is why when you go to other countries, their value system is different. Okay? When you go to Italy, everybody's laid back. They're about living. When you go to Mexico, it's about living. When you go to Europe, it's about living.
Darrell
Yes.
DJ Cruz
You come to America, it's about working. Trade your whole fucking life away so that these fucking elite tyrants can steal it and send to everybody else in the world so they can live. And we don't get it. Now, I'm all about hard work. I'm all about. I love it. I'm not saying if you want more shit, then you got to do, you got to pay the price. Okay? But I don't think that people actually realize what's actually going on here, dude.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, well, on that, with wasted taxpayer dollars, you know, if they're not passing it to the friends or something, okay?
DJ Cruz
And people will say after hearing, will fucking run for president. The IQ of people right now believes that that alien thing was fucking real. Okay? Do you understand? Until we get smarter, until we wake up, we're not going to have people in office. How the fuck do you think these people got in there? They didn't get in there because everybody's paying attention. They're so fucking smart and financially savvy. Yeah, they got in there because people are like, fuck it up. I like that guy's fucking haircut. You know what?
Andy Frisella
He.
DJ Cruz
He's a red guy, not a blue guy. Fuck, dude. You know he's a racist. How the fuck do you think they got in there and get in there? Because everybody's so fucking smart.
Andy Frisella
No, it's not our best.
DJ Cruz
So until we like step the fuck up and start realizing what's going on, nothing will ever change. And that. That's the people.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Well, then it's shit like this. We go to California. Real quick, Darrell. Karen Bass, mayor of Los Angeles, she's getting ripped after suggesting taxpayer funded dental care for meth users. This is the shit. Like, this is the shit. It goes to taxpayer dental care for meth.
DJ Cruz
There'll be people out here fucking advocating for that, bro. Yeah, they deserve the same as. No, they don't. They deserve to get fucked. Their priority is doing drugs and meth and being a menace to society. They deserve to be in jail. Okay? And here's the thing. This is the funniest thing about it. If we actually enforce the fucking laws the way they're written, everything will be fine.
Andy Frisella
Dude. Like, you know, dude, I just want. I want a civilized society.
DJ Cruz
Everybody does.
Andy Frisella
You know what I'm saying? Like, I just want. I want my clean. My. My streets clean.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, you know, this looking like Dubai, bro. Bro, I want this like Japan where you could just walk around and everything's. Nobody steals your. You don't have to work, bro. You look, man, in these other countries, these high trust societies, there's videos on the Internet. You can look them up. Yeah, there's people that have Bugattis and Rolls Royces and they will leave the key on the windshield of their car for days at a time and nobody will fucking touch it. That's what happens in a high trust society. This is why when you go to Singapore, okay, there's no fucking litter on the street because you know what happens in Singapore when you get caught littering? They pull you out in public, they make you stand there, they pull your pants down and they whip your ass. It's called caning, okay? People don't want to get embarrassed in front of everybody else. So you know what they don't do? They don't throw on the ground. It's real simple, bro.
Darrell
I was just looking it up. Singapore has a $300 fine for first time offenders for littering. Repeat offenders can get up to 10,000. Fine. Yeah, and while we were on the topic of this, Taxpayer money support Cane's people, bro.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, for real. It was a big. There was a big controversy with an American getting cane about 20 something years ago. Here. Look it up. American getting caned in Singapore. It was a huge controversy. Back when I was younger, this guy did some shit and they were going to cane him in public. And all the fucking hippies here were like, no, don't do that.
Andy Frisella
That's not. Yeah, Michael Fay.
Darrell
Yeah, Michael Fay in 1994. Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruz
What did he do?
Darrell
Acts of vandalism and theft.
Andy Frisella
Okay.
DJ Cruz
Beat his ass in front of everybody in the world. Guess what? Nothing happened. Yeah, there you go. Cane that motherfucker.
Andy Frisella
Whip his ass, he suffers four lashes.
DJ Cruz
Oh, yeah, bro. People here were freaking out about that.
Andy Frisella
Really?
DJ Cruz
Yeah, I remember that.
Andy Frisella
Dude, that's crazy.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, I was 14.
Andy Frisella
What's he doing now? You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruz
He's probably not vandalizing. Shit.
Darrell
You've said this for again and again. And all those places, all those countries where there are no crimes is because of the harsh punishment.
DJ Cruz
They don't take shit.
Darrell
Exactly.
DJ Cruz
Want people to not do things. You have to not take shit from people when they do things.
Darrell
That's right.
DJ Cruz
It's very simple.
Andy Frisella
Damn. He got his six strokes of the cane, four months in prison, and a $3,500 fine in 1994. Good or three? That's crazy.
DJ Cruz
You think we'd have vanilla? You think our shit would look like that if we did that shit here? No, wouldn't. It would take about three people getting Cane in public for that stop. And if they don't stop, fucking send them down to El Salvador. I don't give a shit. Nobody else here does either. These are criminals, bro. No one even gives a fuck about them. People use them for their political agendas. That's it.
Darrell
I was just going to say no
DJ Cruz
one actually gives a fuck. Because if they did, they'd let these people move into their homes. They let These people, they'd rehab these people. They let these migrants in. They don't do that. They're all liars. It's all.
Darrell
Why do they let that happen? Because they want that for the whole environment to be chaotic.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, of course.
Andy Frisella
Oh, wait. He got into more problems right after that.
DJ Cruz
Well, they should have gave him a couple more weapons.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, he did turn his life around in 1998, so that's good. But, yeah, he got addicted to butane.
DJ Cruz
What the fuck? What? Huffing fucking paint fumes.
Andy Frisella
He told his parents and made him forget about what happened in Singapore. I swear to God.
DJ Cruz
Oh, obviously it didn't.
Andy Frisella
Crazy.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
That's crazy. Listen, man, I.
DJ Cruz
You know, I grew up in a household where you got your ass whipped same. Okay. 100%. And I was terrified to get my ass whipped same. So guess what I didn't do to get my ass whipped same.
Andy Frisella
That's it.
DJ Cruz
It's real simple.
Andy Frisella
They do that in India, too.
Darrell
Oh, yeah. Everybody. Born and raised in the 90s and the 80s. We were all raised the same way, universe.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Darrell
If you do something bad, there's an ass whooper in the kitchen.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Darrell
And you'll get your ass beat.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. And you know what? You grow up to be functioning members of society. Yeah.
Andy Frisella
You become a dentist.
DJ Cruz
That's right.
Andy Frisella
You know, you do good things. Yeah, man. This shit's crazy, though, man. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
So how did we get from the
Andy Frisella
jets crashing, taxpayer dollars, Ass whippings, taxpayer dollars wasted.
DJ Cruz
Everything always leads to capital punishment.
Andy Frisella
Bring it back, dude.
DJ Cruz
I agree, dude.
Andy Frisella
And we. We really need to bring back.
DJ Cruz
When I was a kid, they could whoop your ass in school.
Darrell
Oh, yeah, we did that.
Andy Frisella
I got so much that stopped in 2001.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Because I got my ass wh. By my principal in first grade. It was 2001. I remember it ab.
Darrell
One of the things that was the first.
DJ Cruz
I was terrified. There was this one teacher at high school. Dude, it's.
Andy Frisella
Oh, you guys were getting your ass whooped in high school.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Andy Frisella
Listen, dude, that's crazy.
DJ Cruz
Tim Rain, who was down here.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
His dad was the scariest in high school. For one time. One time we were around and we were in the. We were in the locker room. He was a football coach, and we were around being dumb asses. And this dude, like. Like, you know the weight tree? It's like a triangle. Yeah, it's on it. Dude, he hit that thing with his forearm knocked over.
Andy Frisella
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruz
I'll never forget it.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's some scary.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. I looked at that I'm like, I'm shutting the up right now. You didn't with Mr.
Andy Frisella
Rain, bro.
DJ Cruz
You didn't with him.
Andy Frisella
He's gonna bring the rain.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, bro, I saw him.
Andy Frisella
Rain gonna bring the pain, bro.
DJ Cruz
Straight up. That don't exist now.
Andy Frisella
No, bro.
DJ Cruz
Well, now you see these kids getting in teachers faces and it's evident, dude. Yeah, but look at the teachers. They're all like skinny little fucking political activist pussies.
Andy Frisella
Purple hair and shit. Yeah, right. Yeah.
Darrell
One of the things that was the biggest cultural shock when I moved to America was kids were able to call protective services or police and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, it was non existent for me. And the other thing was in nobody's
DJ Cruz
coming to save you. Nobody.
Darrell
And the other thing was when I was in school, everything was numbers here, everything was grades. Like when you score on test, it's like whatever, out of 100. So that in my school growing up all the way until like I passed out college and stuff, and here it's grades. So you don't actually know what's your score? Like I could be.
DJ Cruz
I had numbers. We had numbers. It was.
Darrell
Yeah, it was. Yes.
DJ Cruz
So it was like 92 to 100 was an A. Correct.
Darrell
So that's like you're putting people in kind of like a group. So a 34 could be the same group as a 54. So you would not actually know who's
DJ Cruz
who stupid you were.
Darrell
Yeah, exactly. You could be like marginally B but with a very good B and you would never know. So that was also.
DJ Cruz
They must have changed that because our school was like yours.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, yeah. It was taxpayer dollars wasted.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Andy Frisella
That's all. Yeah. Guys jump.
DJ Cruz
No texting and flying.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. No Stanley cups in the cockpit.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Frisella
It's a cockpit for a reason.
DJ Cruz
Oh, come on.
Andy Frisella
All right.
DJ Cruz
Come on. That was good. I'm not allowed to talk about that.
Andy Frisella
Oh, shit. Guys jumping on the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Now. I'm glad you guys were on the subject of, you know, reliving some. Some teenage years and stuff because we're going to need it for headline three because our teens are out of fucking control. Got to talk about it. Let's go down to Austin, Texas first, where we have three teens arrested for at least 10 random weekend shootings across Austin. Two teens and a third suspect were arrested in connection with at least 10 random shootings in Austin over the weekend, leading to widespread terror among residents in a shelter in place order across a massive swath of the Texas Capitol. A 15 year old boy and a 17 year old boy were arrested for the spat of senseless gunfire, including two shootings at fire stations between Saturday night and Sunday morning. Austin Police Chief Lisa Davis said during a press conference. Four people were injured during the weekend violence, including one with critical injuries and the three others with non life threatening injuries. Davis told reporters they stole a total of four vehicles during the weekend. It's absolutely insane. And it wasn't just Austin that was fucking tripping. Let's go to dc. There's a chaotic teen brawl goes viral after teen terror prompts US attorney Pirro's plan to proceed prosecute the parents. So this is another round of coming out of our young teenage crowd. A massive brawl between young people inside a Chipotle restaurant in Washington DC's Navy Yard neighborhood has gone viral just days after US Attorney Janine Pirro vowed to crack down on the parents of lawbreaking juveniles. This. The video of the fight occurred Saturday night around 8:40pm about eight adolescents can be seen throwing punches and hurling restaurant furniture on one another as innocent bystanders hurdle for safety in the corner of a restaurant. Check this out.
DJ Cruz
They huddled. My God. Rondell. Rod.
Andy Frisella
Yep. Now my question is this. Okay. I'm not. I'm not gonna say it.
DJ Cruz
I will. It's always y'.
Andy Frisella
All.
DJ Cruz
No, wait.
Andy Frisella
Because Austin, that. That wasn't us.
DJ Cruz
That's.
Andy Frisella
Well, okay, all right. 50. 50 split.
DJ Cruz
I'm not saying it's all. I'm not saying it's all of them, but what is it, dj?
Andy Frisella
It's always them, dude. I mean, my question is, man, Right, because like I said, you guys were just talking about, you know, the good
DJ Cruz
kind of fighting was that, by the way, what do you guys call that technique? I'm just saying.
Andy Frisella
At least your people stayed out of the schools this time.
DJ Cruz
Hey, that's true. All right, fair enough. Fair enough. Moving the right direction. Getting better.
Andy Frisella
They're getting better. But my question is, dude, like, what happened to times like this? You know what I'm saying? When teenagers.
DJ Cruz
Dude, that's how I grew up, man. Everybody got along, dude. No big deal. Like, nobody did that.
Andy Frisella
What the.
DJ Cruz
Here's what happened.
Andy Frisella
What the fuck is this?
DJ Cruz
All those kids got their asses beat home.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's what happened.
DJ Cruz
Those kids got their asses beat. These kids have never got their asses beat. Those kids grew up understanding respect for other men and women. These kids didn't. It's very simple, okay? It goes back to what Z was saying about the child Protective services. These kids can call fucking CPS and their family for getting a little swat on their ass. Okay? And then you have all these do gooders who are like, you should be able to punish your kids with no swat on their ass and they'll get it. Well, maybe, but not all kids.
Andy Frisella
Not all.
DJ Cruz
Okay? And like, I'm not advocating for abuse, but let's be real about what abuse is. This is abuse on the rest of society.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
Okay? So we're trading some accountability when they're young for these bigger, worse situations when they're older. That disrupts society in a major way. Okay? So this is a failed parenting strategy in the flesh that we get to watch Observancy. And we should correct those so that this stops. We have all these people who grow up in these upper middle class scenarios who have never dealt with anything. In reality, they've grown up pretty cushy and then they have these bleeding hearts for these people that would literally fucking kill them if they had the chance. Okay? So we have to stop listening to those people because they don't have the perspective to understand how to deal with violent people. We have to correct the behavior before it happens. And if we want it to stop now, we need to hold the people accountable who are doing the shit right now in such a harsh way that they're fucking terrified to do it again. That's it. And that will clear up society literally overnight.
Darrell
One of the other reasons why in the 90s and 80s kids were behaving in a different way, in a better way was when, let's say, the kids were not getting caned by their parents and they did something stupid outside, the parents would go to the other parents and solve it out.
DJ Cruz
That's right.
Darrell
And that sometimes involved physical confrontation. Yeah, and that also was pretty universal, bro.
DJ Cruz
And when I grew up, other dads whoop your ass.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, there was, I mean, the whole, like the whole idea behind It Takes a village.
DJ Cruz
Don't put your hands on my kid. Yeah, well, your kid just fucking murdered a fucking cat. Like, oh, that's his right to do. No, it's fucking not.
Andy Frisella
No.
DJ Cruz
So all this and this feel good nonsense, this is what it gets you? Like, I, I don't know what to tell you guys. It's, it's, it's idealism versus realism. It's what you wish it was versus what it is. And what it is is totally different than what you wish it was. And if you want things to be good and you want a good meal and you want A good steak and you want everything to be perfect. You can't complain about how the steak's made. Every other fucking country on the planet that has a civilized society understands this. Except ours, bro.
Andy Frisella
Like, I can't take my fucking family to fucking Chipotle like that. Well, I mean, look, dude, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's fucking insane, dude.
DJ Cruz
Well, and then if you, like, do things like enforce a dress code or things that, like, you try to politely curb, you're a racist. Okay? So people have to stop fucking. And I think they are, but we have to stop fucking. Who gives a fuck? Call us whoever the fuck you want. I don't want that shit in my fucking place, dude.
Andy Frisella
You know, it's hard. Like, how do they know which team they're on? Because they're all wearing the same shit. Yeah, like, everybody.
DJ Cruz
You fucking explain it to me. Because I don't know either. How do they know what team? I don't even know what the fuck they're saying. Yeah, and neither do y' all either.
Andy Frisella
No, I. No, I don't think anybody does. But. But, yeah, I mean, so they're going after the parents with this, which I think is a great start for sure. But, like, dude, I just. And it's so weird too, bro, because,
DJ Cruz
like, there's a gap when you are fucking 12, 13 years old, and you are a young man, you know right from wrong.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Period. Yeah, period. Okay, if you're nine years old or you're eight, and these kids do some crazy shit because they saw it online, that's failed parenting. But when you get to be 13, 14, 15, you are a young man and you know the difference between right and wrong. And the reason this behavior happens is because they understand exactly what I'm saying and they know what the law says, and they know that the law is not going to hold them accountable. So they are free to do whatever the fuck they want. So if they are, if they understand that, how come. How come we don't understand that? Why do we say, oh, well, they're only 15? Well, that 15 year old just fucking killed three people.
Andy Frisella
Right?
DJ Cruz
Those two 15 year olds, a 17 year old or whatever the fucking age were, they just shot a bunch of firefighters trying to do their motherfucking job and we're going to have bleeding heart. Karen's trying to cry for these motherfuckers, bro. We need to stop that shit. I need to stop. If you want to civilize society, that bullshit needs to either stop or. Or we need to tell those People shut the fuck up.
Andy Frisella
Can't have both.
DJ Cruz
No.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruz
And then. And they all think that they're. These people are on their team. Oh, fuck. I voted for Obama. I'm your friend. They don't give a fuck. They'll fucking kill you. I didn't ever think it would happen to me. Well, that was your fucking mistake.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Bro, what are these kids going to do next? Yeah, they're not going to go to. They're not going to get in trouble for this.
Andy Frisella
Now the teens, juveniles, so.
DJ Cruz
So what are they going to do next time? Yeah, and what about the time after that? What about the guy on the. On the Charlotte subway that killed that poor girl and said, I got that white bitch and has a rap sheet 47 felonies long or whatever it is? Okay? Like, we already know what happens to these people, so why are we allowing it? And furthermore, why are we spending any sort of taxpayer dollars to send these people anywhere and feed them and clothe them and take care of them? What the fuck are we doing? These people, Criminals are criminals, man, and they need to be handled like criminals. And I don't give a fuck if they're white or they're black or they're yellow or they're brown or they're alien. I don't give a. You do fucked up shit, we're gonna do up shit to you and our fucked up shit's gonna be worse. So don't do that.
Andy Frisella
That's how it has to be, man. That's how it has to be. I did. I did. So I pulled these pictures. I just searched in 19.
DJ Cruz
I do think that the younger people right now are completely fucking sick of this shit.
Andy Frisella
Well, that's why I was gonna say that earlier. There's definitely a gap, like, you know, from the 18 to like, you know, 25. Like, that's a good group of people. It's reassuring to me. Sub 18, bro. It's like, what the fuck's going on?
DJ Cruz
It's not sub 18. It's not sub 18. It's. It's the gap between like 35 and 27. Or like 27 and like 37. It's that gap. Yeah, that's the problem.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
The reason these kids are changing is because they look at the people older than them. Like, y' all are crazy.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
You're a bunch of weirdos.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
They don't want to be that. That's why the resurgence of church and Christianity and coming back. Yes.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah. If you guys are on audio. So I got Some pictures up here. So I did, like, just a simple Google search, right? Like 19. I think I did, like, 1980s, 1990s. Kid or teenagers or whatever. Did you have any of these outfits?
DJ Cruz
I had them all, bro. Which one?
Andy Frisella
Any of them.
DJ Cruz
I mean, what's wrong with them?
Andy Frisella
I'm. No, I'm just asking.
DJ Cruz
This is how I still roll. You talking about what's wrong with those outfits?
Andy Frisella
Nothing's wrong, dude. They know they look good, dude. Like, they're respectable kids. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, listen, ain't no shy.
DJ Cruz
Does that look weird to you? That don't look weird to me at all.
Andy Frisella
It just looks a little dated. Do you have that jacket?
DJ Cruz
I wish I did. That red one? Yeah, I think's pimp. Dude, that's badass. If I made that motherfucker right now, we'd sell the fuck out of it.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Did you have a skateboard, too?
DJ Cruz
I did not have a skateboard. I was fat. Fat kids didn't skateboard. Okay? He ate shit.
Andy Frisella
What the fuck is she carrying in her hand? What is that? Is that a boombox?
DJ Cruz
I think it's a little radio. That's what we used to do, dude. Like, we used to bring a radio with some fucking. Do you understand this?
Darrell
Having a Sony walk.
DJ Cruz
We had a.
Darrell
Was.
DJ Cruz
That was a fucking huge thing. But, like, if you had your friends, okay, you'd have a radio that was like the size of a shoebox or even. I mean, you guys had them much bigger, but, you know, like, you guys just carry them on your shoulders.
Andy Frisella
That's right. That's what I'm saying. What up, cracker? Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruz
That's right. Yeah. We always wanted to listen to your. Watch this breaking dance. Listen, listen, bro, this is. No. If the black guys had their fucking. Had their. Their radio, we always wanted to be by them because it was a much better radio.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, right.
DJ Cruz
Had. But. But here's the thing. The back. It's the truth. The back had a bunch of D batteries. You packed in, like, seven, eight D batteries. You'd bring your little radio, you know, and you turn on the music, and people would chill and hang out. And that was cool.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
You know?
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, they didn't. They didn't put in their headphones and listen to their own music while you're listening to your own. You're listening. It created a shared experience, okay? And, like, you know, I'm kind of joking about the black guys, but not really. Like, dude, when hip hop came around which I'm a huge fucking hip hop fan. It's majority of what I listen to. You know, they made it cool to like have a bigger stereo and like, you know, the show is cool and it wasn't like a white black thing. It was never like that.
Andy Frisella
Dude.
DJ Cruz
It became that when all these fucking idiots got convinced that they were like at the forefront of, you know, some sort of social justice movement that our had already happened. You know, like people my age, like, like black and white, like we look around, we're like, what the fuck is wrong with y'? All? Like, what is wrong with you guys? Now I'm glad they're figuring it out, but I mean, you know, it was just different. It was better, you know that I read this piece of data that shows that like 14 to 16 year olds are actually buying non smartphones.
Andy Frisella
Really? Yeah, really, like going back to the old school, like next hills and yeah,
DJ Cruz
they're shared experiences, bro. These are shared experiences. Like this phone and social media has created an isolation vessel.
Andy Frisella
Like, yeah, we're alone together.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Andy Frisella
I wrote a paper on that in college. Yeah, it's real.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, we're alone together. That's a perfect way to the point. Yeah, and like, dude, you know, I mean, think of how much more fun you have when you're with your homies. And like, dude, and by the way, you know, you want friends that are different than you. Like, that's what makes it fun. Like what kind of jokes can you tell, you know, if you're all the same? Yeah, right.
Andy Frisella
Fucking black guys with big dicks.
Darrell
You know what, you know what they
DJ Cruz
say is that's a fucking lie.
Darrell
Best moments in your life is when you forget to take the pictures.
DJ Cruz
Yeah.
Darrell
So most of the times we are all so, so distracted on our phones. We kind of miss the moments. Yeah, that's why all the people are realizing this and they're finding new ways to get away from that and get in more.
DJ Cruz
Like, by the way, I called that like six years ago. I told you we were going to go back to that. Yes, I think it was on a Q and A or whatever, like a no, but I mean, dude, like it's happening now. People crave community, they crave shared experience, they crave interactions. And you know, it's funny because I watch all these like brand experts on the Internet and they're like, oh, it's brand new. It's like, motherfucker, this is how we've been doing it the whole time. Fuck you talking about?
Andy Frisella
You're brand New.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think is the solution for this down in the comments. With that being said, it is time, good sir. What a time. Time for our final segment, guys. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. It's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. And we got some Andy Damas. Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruz
Some more, huh?
Andy Frisella
Got some Andy Damas with the receipt.
DJ Cruz
Oh, really?
Andy Frisella
With the receipt.
DJ Cruz
I always like that one the best.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, yeah. We gotta go through the receipt first. Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut's making some noise. They've made some changes. Some new people have come into the ecosystem, and we've talked about Pizza Hut. What episode was this?
Darrell
960 episode.
Andy Frisella
900 and sixty. Okay. And this is the little clip where you were kind of foreshadowing, you know, the whole theme of the show is, you know, the good old days. Right.
DJ Cruz
And that's what we're talking about now.
Andy Frisella
That's what I'm saying. And. And we were talking about. I think you had brought up Pizza Hut. And you know what would be a good brand move for them? Let's check this clip.
DJ Cruz
That Pizza Hut has these, like, retro locations. A few of them.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
That are. Like, when you were a kid, you would go into Pizza Hut, and anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro. Yeah, like, you would go in there, Joe, you know, you go in there, red cups, red and white checkered tablecloth, personal pan pizza bucket stickers, flat table. Pac man, like, it was all it was. They were awesome. Every Friday night you went to pizza. It had a smell anyway. No, the smell was good smell. Oh, yeah. Yeah, bro. Well, anyway, they got some of these Pizza Huts, and I thought we should, for one of the day in the lives, do like, a road trip to one of these Pizza Huts, to the old school, so DJ could see what it was like because he didn't grow up in that era.
Andy Frisella
I'm down, bro. I'm down.
DJ Cruz
Best thing ever.
Andy Frisella
As long as I can use the same interest as everybody else.
DJ Cruz
Well, you can't. They got a different. They got a different water fountain.
Andy Frisella
Okay, so you described it, right? You were setting the stage, and here
DJ Cruz
we are
Andy Frisella
in May of 2026. Let's check this clip out. It's amazing, the comments we have about.
DJ Cruz
They have the red cups. Yes, we do.
Tim Sparks
Tim Sparks got his start working at a Pizza Hut that looked like this. He's now president of Dalen Corporation, which owns this franchise and more than 80 others around the country. They've redecorated many restaurants to rewind the clock. It looks exactly like the one that I remember from when I was a kid.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, that's what we were after.
Tim Sparks
Some Pizza Hut classics are now top performing locations. Customers show up for a piece of their childhood.
DJ Cruz
It just brings back memories to share
Tim Sparks
with their own kids.
DJ Cruz
When you finally find something that tastes how you genuinely remember it, tasting like you can't let it go. People come from two and three hours
Andy Frisella
away, and I'm not making that up.
Tim Sparks
More restaurants are serving up nostalgia. Franchises like Burger King and KFC return to old school logos and packaging in recent years. At Pizza Hut, they even brought back Pac Man.
Andy Frisella
Look at that, Sparks.
Tim Sparks
This is much more than a game. It's a mission to rebuild places where families can connect.
DJ Cruz
If we get them in here as
Andy Frisella
a family, they do tend to put
DJ Cruz
their phones down and actually have conversations
Andy Frisella
and speak with each other. I'm not going to tell you I
DJ Cruz
know how to fix the world, but I do think that family is a good place to start.
Tim Sparks
He hopes to renovate more of his restaurants. As long as he can find enough of those lamps.
DJ Cruz
They're hard to get.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, they're almost impossible to get.
Tim Sparks
A familiar taste. Well, cheers. Bringing people together just like I remember it.
Darrell
It's as if they listen to you.
DJ Cruz
Did he say cheers, brother?
Andy Frisella
Yeah, you just said cheers.
DJ Cruz
That motherfucker listens to show. Yeah, but he's smart. That's smart. That's how you're supposed to do it. Okay. By the way, this would be a good time to let you all know I have started an actual business consulting company. So if you would like to hire me to consult for your business, that is something that I will now do directly for your business. So. And it costs a lot of money, but I know how to win. And if you want to win, you'll hire me. That guy listened to some free game and went out, and now he's crushing. Okay, I want to.
Andy Frisella
I want to go now. Like, I have to go.
DJ Cruz
It's not that hard, bro. It's really not. There's a tremendous opportunity. I shouldn't even be saying this now, now that I'm starting my thing, but there's a tremendous opportunity for all businesses to think about how things were and to implement those things moving forward. Where are we gonna go? Yeah, what are we gonna do? We're gonna download some fucking pizza into our fucking face. Like, what the fuck are we doing? Okay, if you want to win, you got to stand on the other side of where everybody else is. That is the game.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, speaking of, you know what? I think we should also bring back.
DJ Cruz
I remember like fucking six years ago when I told everybody on Q and A, F over and over and over again on our. That like, dude, businesses were going to move back towards pro America, pro freedom, Pro America values. Remember that when I said that? Let's think about the brands that are kicking everybody's ass now, okay?
Andy Frisella
Look like.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, yeah, bro, bro, I have a gift that I can see down the pipe further than everybody else. That is just the way I've been gifted with it. So if you want me to come fix your reach out, pay me money and I'll guarantee you that you're going to fucking win. This guy's smart, bro. Smart dude right there.
Andy Frisella
Super fucking smart, dude. I know he's going to kill it. They.
DJ Cruz
They just said it. They're outperforming all the other locations, bro.
Andy Frisella
That's awesome, dude. You know what I would like to see back? Come make a. Make a comeback, even though I don't. I don't like them.
DJ Cruz
The Mayflower.
Andy Frisella
Well, I was gonna say smoking. Bring back public, dude. Like, smoking everywhere, bro. Eat a slice of pizza.
DJ Cruz
You know, there's funny, because, like, people are starting to smoke cigarettes again. Yeah, I'm starting to see that now.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, it's weird.
DJ Cruz
You know why? Because they don't give a fuck. Because shit's so miserable.
Darrell
Everything is killing us anyway.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, they're like it. I'm going smoke me frogs and bears.
Darrell
I. I don't remember what movie I was seeing, but I was seeing a movie from the 80s and this guy was smoking inside an airplane.
DJ Cruz
Oh, bro. That was normal.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, it's crazy.
DJ Cruz
That was what you. Dude, there's still airplanes flying with ashtrays
Darrell
in them, which is.
DJ Cruz
That's a problem of itself.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, you mean to tell me this thing's been in the air since then? I don't know about that. But, dude, like, you would go, look, every car, okay, would have an ashtray, not like in the middle of the car, but like on the door. Like, you'd flip it over and you. Or you know what I'm saying?
Andy Frisella
Yeah. I used to play with my grandpa.
DJ Cruz
You flip it back and forth, right?
Andy Frisella
Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
DJ Cruz
My dad used to have this girlfriend that smoked in the car, bro, and she fucking hated us. She hated me and Sal, bro. And she'd roll the windows up. Oh, it was horrible. I'll never forget it.
Andy Frisella
That's terrible. Yeah. So I don't like the smell of them.
DJ Cruz
No, nobody does.
Andy Frisella
I don't like this.
DJ Cruz
Nobody does. But, like, if. If you're gonna. Look, man, if they're putting in our water, if they're putting in the air, if the world's gonna end, no one gives a. So, like it. I'm gonna smoke some cigarettes.
Andy Frisella
Light it up.
DJ Cruz
Like, I've seen more people smoking cigarettes than I've seen in a long time. And I've seen it online, too.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah. It's making a come.
DJ Cruz
Five years ago, bro, it was like, if you smoke cigarettes, it was disgusting. Now, I mean, I still think it's disgusting, but, I mean, dude, I'm seeing a lot of people do it, man.
Andy Frisella
A lot of people.
DJ Cruz
I don't give a shit.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, bro. Nostalgia dog. Look at that.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. I mean, the way things are going now, they probably told us that cigarettes are killing us. Probably the life source.
Andy Frisella
Hell, yeah. The iconic Pizza Hut, bro. Canal Pizza, bro.
DJ Cruz
Every box, every bar that used to go into, people smoked. And, like, if you went into a restaurant that had a bar and a restaurant, the bar was always smoking, and it would go in the rest of the restaurant. Like, that's.
Andy Frisella
It was just. That was just normal.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, it was normal.
Andy Frisella
It's crazy.
DJ Cruz
Yeah. I mean, you go into a place, bro, you would smell like fucking shit the next day.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, but everybody smells like. So you don't know your clothes.
DJ Cruz
Like, you could. Yeah, dude, it was gross.
Andy Frisella
Hmm.
DJ Cruz
But it is weird to see. It's very weird to see people smoking again. But I. I promise you, it has to do with what I'm talking about.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, people don't give a fuck it. And you know what? America needs that. America needs more it.
Andy Frisella
That's right.
DJ Cruz
That's why we got in this situation to start with.
Andy Frisella
You gotta. You gotta. You gotta say fuck it to unfuck it.
DJ Cruz
That's right.
Andy Frisella
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruz
That's correct.
Darrell
You know how you always say, like, history repeats itself. The culture and the fashion also has a cyclical way of repeating.
Andy Frisella
So when we going now, bro? Listen, I could take some fucking pizza right now.
DJ Cruz
I'm telling you, dude, the inside of a Pizza Hut, the classics, like that is one of my. I'm not making this up. It's one of my greatest memories as a kid was going to Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
There was a Pizza Hut, you know, on Taztown Ferry. If you go up towards Lindbergh, you Know where Hesler's pub is?
Andy Frisella
Yep.
DJ Cruz
That building that's, like, right next door to it. That stayed on. That was a Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
Got it.
DJ Cruz
You could tell because it look like a pizza. It's like.
Andy Frisella
It's like transgenders.
DJ Cruz
Exactly. You could always tell a Pizza Hut no matter what it is today. It used to be a Pizza Hut.
Darrell
When I was looking for that clip, I found three other episodes where you talked about Pizza Hut, but it was always for the trans reference.
DJ Cruz
Well, I mean, it's true. Great metaphor for it. True. You could drive by a Pizza Hut, and no matter what it is, you know that. That was a Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
You know it was there.
DJ Cruz
Okay.
Andy Frisella
You know what was there? So it's.
DJ Cruz
It is what it is, man. And no one's gonna be like, oh, that. That. That was never a Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
That's right. That's right. That's right. That was born.
DJ Cruz
It looks kind of like a Pizza Hut, but I don't think it was ever a Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
It just opened up as a veterinary veterinarian's office.
DJ Cruz
Oh, that's a Pizza Hut. It's still a Pizza Hut. Right? So. So anyway. But that was where the Pizza Hut was.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
And we used to go up there all the time, dude. And, like, we go in there, you know, they had the pizza. I loved it because I was the fat kid.
Darrell
How much was the average pizza around that time?
DJ Cruz
I don't know. I wouldn't pay for it. That was. I had no. No idea, dude. The sodas came out in a picture like that. Like, dude, it was the.
Andy Frisella
Just great.
DJ Cruz
It was.
Andy Frisella
You know, I used to have this
DJ Cruz
thing in school called Book It. Do you know what book it is?
Andy Frisella
We had Scholastic Club or whatever.
DJ Cruz
No, Book. It was like, you read a book and you got a sticker.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
And if you got four stickers, you got a free Pizza Pizza Hut.
Andy Frisella
Oh.
DJ Cruz
So, like, I definitely pretended like I read all these books.
Andy Frisella
Dad signed this real quick.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, give me their stickers, man. My dad would do it, too, because he didn't want to pay for the pizza, bro.
Andy Frisella
I was a Ponderosa kid. Were you?
DJ Cruz
Oh, Ponderosa was awesome.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, bro. Phenomenal.
DJ Cruz
What was your favorite thing in there?
Andy Frisella
The roast.
DJ Cruz
My favorite thing was the breaded chicken wings.
Andy Frisella
The bread.
DJ Cruz
Oh, yeah. It sounded like the drummies.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, I like those, bro.
DJ Cruz
I'd stack up fried drummies. French fries. Han Rosa used to be good, man. Country buffet used to be good, too. That's the problem, bro. Big corporate America, everything, right? Used to be Able to go to an old country buffet. Now they got Golden Corral. I've never been in a Golden Corral, but don't. Well, I'm sure, because it's a massive business and they're doing everything like, dude, look, you should be able to go in an old country buffet, dude. And like, the food was like, real food.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, it was good.
Andy Frisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Like, you go in there and you'd be like, dude, did my grandma make this? Like, this is some good. And then big corporations take over and they go to scale and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut. And now you're eating, you know, dehyde,
Andy Frisella
rehydrated, excellent egg powder. Yeah.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, dude. And that's what ruins. That's what ruins everything.
Andy Frisella
It's.
DJ Cruz
It's greed is what it is. You know, if you make a great product, keep making a great product, because everybody else is going to water their down and you're going to end up with something that stands above everybody else's. Don't cut corners. Don't make it cheap. Don't, you know, just do what you do and do it well, bro. People will pay for that.
Andy Frisella
It's real, bro. That's real. Well, thumbs up to this guy.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, man. Smart dude. I. I seriously wonder if he does listen to the show.
Andy Frisella
Yeah. Be curious, know.
DJ Cruz
I hope he does.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, I bet.
DJ Cruz
I bet he does.
Darrell
Looks like so.
DJ Cruz
I mean, he does. And he said, cheers, bro.
Andy Frisella
Yeah, like, that's the tell, right? Hell yeah.
DJ Cruz
Hey, man, if you do listen to the show, I don't remember what his name was. Come on the show. Yeah, let's talk about it. Yeah, come on. I like this guy. Yeah, look, bro, he's definitely one of us. Look, he's got the shaved head, he's got the beard. You know, this guy's a wild animal when he's not on the camera. All right, this is a tarps off right here.
Darrell
Full circle.
Andy Frisella
Yes. And if you don't listen to the show, you need to.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, no, dude, he's wearing a black shirt. This dude. This dude is going tarps off at the Cardinals game with us. 100%. 100%. That's a cool dude right there. Smart, too.
Andy Frisella
I'm with it, man. Yeah, I'm with it, man. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I got.
DJ Cruz
Yeah, well, me too. All right, so don't be a hoe.
Andy Frisella
Share the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze a pole stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted SW got her own bank roll. Can't fold. Just a no head shot case close.
Episode 1028 – May 19, 2026
Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Posts Wild Image Of Alien Arrest, Two Navy Jets Crash & 3 Teens Arrested For Random Shootings
This episode of "REAL AF" features Andy Frisella and DJ Cruz, joined by Darrell, as they riff on trending headlines including an AI image of Trump arresting an alien, Navy jets colliding in Idaho, a surge in teen violence, and observations on American culture and government waste. The crew balances irreverent humor with blunt social commentary, drawing connections between news stories and broader societal trends. Nostalgia, accountability, wasted taxpayer money, and the decay of American social order are recurring themes.
Tone: Unfiltered, raw, sarcastic, passionate, and often comedic.
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[29:34 – 46:45]
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[55:44 – 66:38]
[71:08 – End]
On Cardinals and “guys being guys”:
On Trump’s alien meme:
On government waste:
On societal order:
On parenting and crime:
On nostalgia/retro renaissance:
This episode captures the ride-or-die spirit of "REAL AF": raw, unapologetic opinions, comedic relief, and nostalgic longing for “the good old days” along with sharp indictments of waste, incompetence, and lack of accountability in modern American institutions. Andy and DJ invite listeners to “share the show”—not for sponsors, but to shake others awake to ‘motherfucking reality.’
Final advice from the hosts:
"Don't be a hoe. Share the show." [84:58]