On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Elon Musk publicizing the names of government employees he wants to cut, Kamala Harris telling her supporters they have the same power they had before the election, and the Eagles fan who taunted LeBron James...
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Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze up. Bo Stove counted millions in a cold, bad, booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold. Just a no headshot case. Clothes.
Andy
Happy Thanksgiving. It's real AF show. Welcome.
DJ
Gobble, gobble.
Andy
How many cranberries you steal today so far?
DJ
We don't. I don't do cranberries, bro.
Andy
But you don't. You don't steal those. What do you do? Is that white people?
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Cranberries is.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
I don't like it.
DJ
You don't like cranberries?
Andy
No. Do you?
DJ
No. All right, well, like the cranberry sauce?
Andy
I don't. I don't do cranberries.
DJ
I don't. I don't do it, bro. Yeah, I think that shit's weird.
Andy
That's my black side.
DJ
That's what I'm talking about.
Andy
So what's up?
DJ
Yeah, what kind of what's up? Nothing much, man.
Andy
Thanksgiving.
DJ
It is Thanksgiving, man. A lot to be thankful for, you know?
Andy
I agree.
DJ
Liberal tears.
Andy
Diversity.
DJ
Diversity.
Andy
Food inclusion. People crying on the Internet. Wiener slats.
DJ
Yeah, man. It's a good day. Happy Thanksgiving, guys. And we got a good show for you guys.
Andy
Yeah, we figured we, you know, come in on Thanksgiving and record this this morning before you guys ate. Well, that's how much we love you guys.
DJ
Well, let's be honest. You guys need. You need some real action, some real as enthusiasm.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
In order to go deal with your.
Andy
Family with all these weirdos and, like, these people you never see, and then you got to pretend like you're like, oh, and, you know, you never talk to them.
DJ
And you're welcome.
Andy
Yeah. Just throw this on right here. When they ask what's wrong with you, just put this on the tv.
DJ
Yeah, man. Well, let's do it. You know, I thought. Don't forget, guys. Obviously.
Andy
Yeah. Pay the fee. Don't be a hoe.
DJ
Show the show. But I thought in light of Thanksgiving, actually, you know, Thanksgiving is always a weird time, right? You go. You go, you know, to your families. Maybe they come to you. I don't know. But, you know, everybody has that one liberal family member at least.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ
Okay.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
And this Thanksgiving is gonna be especially interesting because, you know, they're coming off of a hard time for them.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ
You know, and so I thought this was important. You know, this is a new survey, a new study that just came out that we go through this, you know, to kind of educate us, you know, and you guys listening on how to. How to. You Know. See certain things. That's very important. Facial expressions that can reveal if someone is suffering from severe depression.
Andy
Do they have, like, examples?
DJ
They do.
Andy
Okay. Can't wait to see mine on there. I know mine looks like. It looks like I'm staring off into space.
DJ
Well, so doctors may soon be able to diagnose a severe form of depression simply by looking at someone's face. This type of depression, called melia, is marked by a complete loss of interest in daily activities, an inability to respond to any pleasure, sleep problems, slow movements, speech and thoughts, agitation, restlessness, body aches, and trouble with concentration. Now, they developed this chart, and they say that if you see this chart, you see these facial expressions, that. That means that somebody's severely depressed. So you guys should be watching this while you guys are at dinner tonight.
Andy
Those people look like. What about that one down there on the right? What's that? That lower right one? What the is that? That looks like a growl. That looks like. That looks like fucking.
DJ
This is real.
Andy
That looks like Zul from Ghostbusters.
DJ
Listen, this is important.
Andy
Do you know that Joe. Joe, you know Zul, right? Ghostbusters, the original Ghostbusters. The Gatekeeper, the Key Master and Zul. I know. You don't know. You don't know any good movies. You probably think the real Ghostbusters, the one with all the fat chicks in it. What?
DJ
Yep. Yeah, man.
Andy
Yeah, well, if I had someone that looked like that, I'd be depressed, too. I didn't even make that face, dude. How do you make that?
DJ
I don't know, man, but listen, it's important, man. You gotta watch for these signs, guys. So look for them while you guys are eating, bro.
Andy
The funny thing is, go back that left, bottom left one. The. The smile with the mouth closed.
DJ
That's the white people smile, bro.
Andy
No, it ain't. It's the liberal smile. All liberal people smile like that.
DJ
I get it all the time from white Watch.
Andy
AOC Smile and watch. Anybody that likes aoc, they all smile just like her. And they go like this.
DJ
Yes. I call that the white person.
Andy
I know they don't. I don't do that.
DJ
Give me. You. You gave me that the first day.
Andy
No, you do that when you don't know someone. Right? That's okay. Like when you're walking down the. When you're walking down the grocery store and they're. I think it's Midwest thing was showing that. And they're walking, like, at you, and then they look. Yeah, because you are depressed. You're in the middle of the grocery store fucking everybody's being crabby. And then you see a black guy and everything costs. Yeah, no comment. There goes the neighborhood.
DJ
Goddamn grocer's already expensive.
Andy
He's stealing all this. Will call me on the phone. This is true story. This will call me on the phone and be like, bro, you never know what happened at the grocery store. I saw three other black people.
DJ
Oh, man. Yeah, man. You gotta be careful out there, guys. Gotta be careful.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
So enjoy your Thanksgiving dinners. Let's get some to some headlines. Let's get to some headlines, man. We got some good ones for you guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyforseller.com we post all of them links for you there. And if you're listening on audio, come check us out on the tube and let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our first headline. We have our number one. This is interesting. Cnn, we like to be diverse here. We're definitely not one sided. I want to dive into the CNN article that just got released. The headline reads, Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It's terrifying. Federal workers.
Andy
He made a roster. A whole roster. No way.
DJ
Yeah. When President elect Donald Trump said Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy would recommend major cuts to the federal government and his administration, many public employees knew that their jobs could be on the line. Now they have a new fear. Becoming the personal targets of the world's richest man and his legion of followers. Last week, in the midst of the flurry of his daily missives, Musk reposted two posts that revealed the names and titles of people holding four relatively obscure climate related government positions. Each post has been viewed tens of millions of times and the individuals named have been subjected to a barrage of negative attention. At least one of the four women named has deleted her social media accounts. Here's the thing though. Although the information. Read, read, read this last little, last little paragraph.
Andy
Although the information he posted on those government positions is available through public online databases, these posts target otherwise unknown government employees in roles that do not deal directly with the public.
DJ
So it's public information.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
So he posted public information that's already out there. Yeah, he just posted it. And now he's the devil and he's the antichrist. Yep, yep, Elon, sounds about right.
Andy
Sounds about white too. But white spelled yt.
DJ
Yt. Yeah, no, but, but I mean the, the thing is though, you know, CNN wants to post this and cry about these four people that, you know, in my opinion, you get. Posted by Elon Bro, you. You should be thankful, you know what I'm saying? But you know what? CNN does not talk about the fact that you got Trump cabinet nominees and appointees. They have been targeted with actual fucking violence and actual threats from fucking a lot of people. Nobody talks about that, bro. This is Fox News article headline reads, Trump Cabinet nominees appointees targeted with violent unamerican threats. The attacks range from bomb threats to swatting. This has all been happening in the last couple of days. Um, nearly a dozen of President elect Donald Trump's cabinet nominees and other appointees tapped for the incoming administration were targeted Tuesday night with violent UN American threats to their lives and those who live with them, prompting a, quote, swift law enforcement response. Fox News Digital has learned, quote, the attacks range from bomb threats to swatting. According to Trump. Vance transition spokeswoman and incoming White House press secretary Caroline Le Sources told Fox News Digital that John Ratcliffe, the nominee to be CIA Director Pete Hexath, the nominee for Secretary of Defense, and Representative Elise Stefan, the nominee for the UN Ambassador, were among those targeted, quote, last night and this morning, several of President Trump's cabinet nominees and administration appointees were targeted in violent UN American threats to their lives and those who live with them, she told Fox News Digital. And, you know, they're not talking about that. They won't talk about that at all. You know, it's fine. It's. They do it, you know, but Lord forbid they get a fucking tweet on, on. On Twitter, you know, now it's fine.
Andy
If they do it.
DJ
It's cool when they do it.
Andy
It's a problem when I do it.
DJ
You know, it's. It's crazy. Um, now we've talked, even just yesterday on the show, you know, about some of these picks that Trump has been making. He has another one. This is. I feel like this is like the draft, you know?
Andy
Yeah, like the America draft.
DJ
Yeah, like the American fucking draft, you know, it's kind of weird, but not for army not fighting, like NFL draft.
Andy
It is kind of like that.
DJ
It's like that, you know, and for.
Andy
The number 19, I would be drafting a much better team than Donald Trump.
DJ
I mean, listen, I think you're just.
Andy
Saying some of the. Maybe, maybe not much better. Yeah, but I would definitely. I. Dude, honestly, the more I think about it after yesterday's show, I don't want to get off track. I think he's shining a light on these people.
DJ
Dude, is that what it is?
Andy
I don't know. I. I want to believe that. I'm just not sure yet.
DJ
Well, because, like, we're gonna have to wait and see.
Andy
We're gonna have to wait and see what he does that first. 90 days.
DJ
Yeah, for sure.
Andy
But I'm willing to give anybody 90 days. It takes 90 days to really do anything. Yeah, you know.
DJ
Well, I mean, you know, because we talked about the. The Surgeon General pick, right. And her history and her stance. Right. On vaccines, the double masking on kids, like, all that crazy that we're totally against the vast majority of American against. But then Trump does this move. He nominates Dr. J. Say it. The co author of the Great Barrington Declaration as the new D. New NIH director. So Dr. Bhattacharya, he's a staunch critic.
Andy
He was one of the guys that got, like. Like, permanently banned during COVID Yeah.
DJ
I mean, he was, like, one of the first ones sued. On the medical.
Andy
Medical side, that is the number one conspiracy theorist. Correct. Putting lives at danger.
DJ
Correct.
Andy
Killing your grandma.
DJ
Yeah. I mean, that, like, that was him, you know, so shame on you.
Andy
Dr. Bar.
DJ
Trump put this statement out. He says, quote, I am thrilled to nominate Jay Bacharia, MD, PhD, to serve as director of the national institutes of health. Dr. Bhattacharya will work in cooperation with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. To direct the nation's medical research and to make important discoveries that will improve health and save lives. He obviously gladly accepted it. He says, I am honored and humbled by the nomination. And he says that he will deploy the fruits of excellent science to make America healthy again and again. This guy has a record, you know, like, I mean, and it's. It's there. It's been there the entire time. He hasn't switched up. I want to show you a couple of clips. This is one from him with Tucker Carlson. Let's check this one out.
Andy
The Stanford professor physician who specializes in this stuff, seems like he'd be the last person you'd censor.
DJ
Correct.
C
I mean, the key thing here, Tucker, that I think that folks need to know what they wanted to do. And this, I think, is government actors and also some old media, old owners of Twitter. They wanted to create this illusion of consensus about science that didn't actually exist. They wanted to fool people into thinking that we were following the science, when, in fact, there was a robust debate among scientists about what the right thing to do was. And the consequence is schools closed, businesses closed, unvaccinated people lost their jobs because of mandates, even though none of the science actually, none of the persuasive science actually supported any of those positions. People suffered as a consequence of this censorship. And, you know, of course, it's an abstract violation of my civil rights, my First Amendment rights, but that's not the important thing. The important thing is that people, American people, were denied a debate, an honest debate. And I believe that had that honest debate taken place, none of those policies would have been put in place and all of that suffering could have been avoided. The point was.
DJ
Yeah, I mean, he's been there since one.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
What do you got on this?
Andy
I mean, look, man, I'm confused on how this is going to fit together with that other lady being picked.
DJ
That's what I'm saying.
Andy
Yeah. And that's what makes me. Dude, this is what made me start to. Because I saw this last night.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
And this is what made me start to, like, really think about it. Like, look, man, I'm going to call it as I see it, all right? If, if Trump starts doing messed up stuff, I'm going to call that out. I don't like some of these picks, but then some of these other picks, I'm like, yeah, and this is one of those guys. I'm like, yes, that's a great pick. And then I can't figure out why he picked this other woman. And the only logical conclusion that I can come to is that he knows that he's shining a light on these people. And by nominating and them firing them, that's a way to get them out real easy. Right. Because they're all going to take the job.
DJ
Oh, yeah.
Andy
So how would you get them out if you didn't nominate them? And then what would the reason be to get them out? So there's all these little. I mean, dude, look, this is a, this is a huge chess game. And, you know, I, I really think we're gonna have to wait and see.
DJ
That's a great point. I mean, I think a lot of people, I mean, us, you guys listening included, man. Like, this is a massive game of chess. And it's not like, this is like 4D chess.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
You know what I'm saying? And nobody knows all the fucking moves in the play.
Andy
Well, we don't. We don't. Yeah. There's a lot of. Right, there's.
DJ
You can speculate all week.
Andy
All we have is the information available to us, which is limited.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
And you know, I, I think it's hard and I think it's ignorant for any of us commentating out here. On podcasts or on the Internet, to believe that we have all the information. And I think a lot of times people, including me, make conclusions based upon part of the information. I just happen to be right most of the time. And the reason I am, I'm not saying I'm not. That's not a smart ass comment, but that's what I do for a living. Right, right. When you run companies, when you build companies, when you, when you, what you have to do is you have to be able to see corners that nobody even knows are there yet. Right. Like, it's not like, you know, you got to see a little bit ahead. You got to see way ahead. And so I'm used to doing that and I could make, you know, good conclusions based upon limited data, but still there's data in this situation that we don't know. There's things that don't make sense. And usually when things don't make sense, it's because there's something we don't know. And that's where I'm kind of at right now. I'm not going to be the guy that's going to jump all over Trump. Like, I know better because I'm not in that situation. That would be the same thing as him walking right into this building and saying, you're messing this up, you're messing that up without me knowing, without him knowing the intricacies of how we even got here. Right, Right. So I, I keep that all in mind. You know, there's a lot of people online right now that are like, totally trashing Trump and you can have your feelings, and there's a lot of people who are blindly supporting Trump. I don't think either one of those is a good place for us as Americans to be. I think we have to be. Call the balls and the strikes. Right? Like, that's a good, that's a good play. That's not a good play. Just like we were watching athlete. He did good there. Right there. He sucked. Okay. And I think when we start evaluating these actions that these people are taking in the public eye, you know, that way we, we're in a lot safer position as individuals. Meaning we're not going to get sucked into this group. Think we're not going to get sucked into this division. We're not going to get sucked into left, right, gay, straight, black, white. I think one of the biggest problems that we've had as Americans is that we've all allowed ourselves to get sucked into these little subgroupings of identity politics, which has created a conducive atmosphere for them to divide us and then get what they want. And I think it's important for anybody who, whether you support Donald Trump, which most people do, and I know a lot of people are excited, or whether you don't support Donald Trump. I think it's important, no matter what, no matter who you like, no matter what you like, that we call the balls and strikes the way that they are delivered. Right? Like, this is a good one, this is a bad one. This is a good one. This is a bad one. No one makes 100% good decisions. No one in a company, no one at home, no one as president. So we're just going to have to wait and see. I know a lot of the people around Trump, they're smart people. I don't really believe that they don't know that some of these people were part of the problem. And so then I just have to ask, well, then why are we. Right? Exactly.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
So I don't know, man. We're going to have to wait and see. And that's kind of where we're at, you know, it's a wait and see thing.
DJ
Well, I think that's the important other part of it, too, is like, we also got to keep in mind he's not in office yet.
Andy
Correct.
DJ
And so it's like, you know, you can't show all your fucking cards.
Andy
No, dude, Even when you're in office.
DJ
You can't show all your cards.
Andy
That's a huge. Dude, listen, what you just said is a massive truth that people don't realize. He cannot. It's November, bro. He cannot say, I'm going to go in and do this, I'm going to go in and do that. I'm going to go in and do this. If those things are considered extreme right now, because it'll stir up everything when.
DJ
He has no power to do anything about it.
Andy
Correct. And that creates more resistance. Like, don't think that he's not being very, very quiet in order to keep the waters calm until he gets in office. And I mean that in a good way. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean that in the context of he's going to clean up what's going on. I still believe he's going to do that. And I could be wrong, but I believe it. And I think it's. It would make no sense for him to say, I'm putting these people that did Covid in prison forever, and I'm. I'm going to hold these people right now. Because it would, it would create a shitstorm that could potentially lead to a third world war.
DJ
Right.
Andy
Okay. So if he brings the hammer right now when he doesn't have the power, that's not good strategy. No, I, If I was advising him, I wouldn't advise him to do that. I would advise him to play it real cool.
DJ
Well, I mean, another example of that. I mean, we, like, very close. We talked about this with Greg and Greg, but it's like, I mean, shit. I mean, Russia's launching these fucking missiles. You got all this. Like, Trump hasn't commented on any of that.
Andy
Yeah, well, no, I think he's been. I, I read in a couple different places that he's been in contact with.
DJ
Yeah, I'm saying, just making public statements.
Andy
Yeah. I don't, I don't think he needs to. Why would you.
DJ
But to your point, though. Yeah, he's playing it like, right. He's not trying to, like, do anything.
Andy
No, easy.
DJ
Right now.
Andy
You can't. He's calling up Putin saying, hey, man, don't do anything.
DJ
Yeah. And if you do, at least take the warhead off of it.
Andy
You know what I'm saying? Don't do anything. When I get in, I'm gonna fix this. Just hold off. Do the minimum. Like, he's trying to de escalate the situation behind the scenes.
DJ
100, man. That's my take now.
Andy
I mean, I'm excited, man. I don't want you guys to think that I'm not excited. I mean, look, dude, nobody's done more content on this than us. Nobody. All right? I committed and DJ committed a long. And our guys here committed four and a half years of our lives to putting out content about this. This is not our expertise or our passion. Right. Like, we're a business entrepreneurship type people. That's what we want to talk about. And I don't know, I guess it is now, but, you know, I'm excited, man. It's just some of the stuff doesn't make sense. And I don't ever just, like, throw my full belief and trust behind anybody. It's just not what I'm about.
DJ
No.
Andy
You know, I think that's where you get hurt. That's where you get burned when you, when you trust someone like that blindly. Yeah. That's where you get. That's where you get burned, bro.
DJ
No, I mean, 100%, man. I think, you know, another thought provoking development that has occurred enters the chat. Is Catherine Herich, this lady right here, okay. Now, Katherine Harris, she's an Emmy winning investigative journalist. All right, she's. According to her bio on Twitter, she says she's telling the stories I could not tell before, where the facts have a power all their own. She, she's pretty cool. She has an interesting take, an interesting story on some stuff that could bring in some big weight. Things that we've covered on the show when it was uncomfortable and not popular to cover. I want you to watch this clip from Katherine Herridge. Let's check this out.
D
We eventually broadcast a story about the Hunter Biden laptop. After the midterm elections in 2022, we commissioned a forensic review. I got a copy of the laptop data. I have it here still. I went to a lot of effort to get the cleanest copy of the laptop data, the same data that was provided to the FBI, because I didn't want to have any professional journalistic risk for CBS News. I wanted this thing to be totally locked down. When we did the story, we did it after the midterms. I argued against that because it was ready before the midterms. And my training is that you should always do the story when it's ready to go. You should not be dictated by the political cycle. Once we got the laptop story on the morning news, I felt that there was so much there that we could still do. For example, in the text messages, there's unfortunately, the use of the N word, the liberal use of the N word. And I thought this was worthy of a story, but I was told that it was not something that interested CBS News. Then I asked for a forensic review of the laptop and we found that there were more than half a dozen emails that were likely used by Joe Biden. I thought that was a story, but the answer that came back was, well, we need to know what the content is of the emails. But that was going to be a years long process. So there was no way. So there just, there were just. There were a lot of reasons I was told not to do it, not to pursue it.
DJ
So we had Twitter files.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Now we got Katherine Herich reports.
Andy
Well, I mean, like, you know, why didn't she, why wasn't she more vocal about this when this was going on? Why and why now after Trump's back in office, quote, you know, or on the, you know, he's President Elect. Why all of a sudden, you coming out now? Okay, because you had an obligation. If you, you know, claim to be the ethical journalist that you claim to be, you had an obligation to come out with that then and you didn't. So I don't buy that. I'm sorry. You know, saying, oh, I'm this. I have integrity in cbs, and I'm. I'm. I'm a great journalist, and I do things the way it's supposed to be done. Well, no, you didn't, because you had information that was relevant to all kinds of events going on in the country. The country's being destroyed by these people, and you just let them tell you no, that that could have been a massive story in itself. The walls that they put up to keep active journalists from actually covering real stories.
DJ
I want to see Biden drop the Joe Biden drop the hard R. I want to see it. That is a story. You know what I'm saying?
Andy
I mean, look, dude, these guys are world class pieces of nothing. Should surprise anybody.
DJ
Yeah. And now you want to come out and.
Andy
Yeah, I just don't like that. Like, like, you know. Yeah, I get it, dude. You got. You got censored. You got walls put up. You were told not to do it. But sometimes breaking the rules is required. Just like when, you know, police were told to arrest people who were on the beach. They shouldn't have done that. And 99 of cops agree with that. All right? So there becomes a time and place where we as citizens and patriots and people who care about the United States and it's. And its people do not listen to orders, and we do the right thing, and you didn't. So you don't get to come out now and say, when everybody's on the.
DJ
Hot seat, yeah, it was. It wasn't my fault that it was your fault.
Andy
In fact, I think it's more your fault than most people because you're the one with the information.
DJ
Mm. Yeah, I agree, man. I agree. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know your thoughts.
Andy
I like that. Dude. That feels like a rat jumping the ship.
DJ
It's a lot of that happening, man.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
And I think it's gonna be a lot more of that happening.
Andy
Yeah. Oh, I knew I was. They told me. No. Yeah. You probably went in there and said, you know, I don't think this is a good idea to run before the midterms, because that way, you know, like, y'all were in on it. Everybody remembers it was a united front.
DJ
Yep.
Andy
All these liberal media outlets were in on it 100%. There's no. Listen, you could have spoke up. You could have went to James O'Keefe. You could have went on Twitter. You could have went to Elon. You could have went and Done a lot of things that you didn't. All right, so don't come now after the tide has turned and pretend like you're on our side of things. You weren't. All right. You were the same that were telling us we need to go to camps and, and not participate in society. What's going to happen to all these people during COVID that said that, you know, we, we should be excommunicated from society and we don't know what we're going to do with the unvaccinated and, you know, don't talk to your family and like all of this that they told us. What's going to happen to those people? What's going to happen to the people that shut the schools down for two and a half years? You see what I'm saying? There needs to be accountability for this, dude. And, like, you don't get to jump. What's happening here is she's trying to dodge accountability that she's afraid might happen.
DJ
That she knows is going to come.
Andy
I mean, whether it comes or not, we don't know yet. It needs to, but she's trying to get out of the way.
DJ
Yeah, guys.
Andy
So I never heard of that lady before.
DJ
Never. I've never heard.
Andy
Right, exactly.
DJ
Never seen her. But yeah, my guys. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments with that being said, let's go cruise some of these bad boys. Yeah. A lot of people love the sweater today. A lot of people love the sweater. I want the sweater.
Andy
You want the sweater? Friday, 11am that sweater tomorrow at 11am you might get one. They're very limited.
DJ
Andy, sweater is chef's kiss.
Andy
Where it is. Where. Where's the website? RealAmericanFreedom gear.com. yeah. RealAmericanFreedomgear.com 11am tomorrow.
DJ
A lot of people love the sweater.
Andy
So. Yeah.
DJ
And if you, if, if you get a sweater, Andy will wear it first before it gets sent.
Andy
I will. After a workout. Yeah, I wear it as pants.
DJ
Yeah, man. All right, that's cool. Yeah. Let's check out some other comments, though. This comment comes from at Stock Evox 1552. He says, hey, Andy. So I just woke up and did all of that with the meat slaps. I will report my bank balance tomorrow morning.
Andy
Dude, I can't wait. I can't wait to hear back. By now you're already rich, dude.
DJ
Yeah, right.
Andy
By now, let's cat borrow some money.
DJ
Help a nigga out. You know what I'm saying?
Andy
If it didn't. If it didn't get all, you know, just give you some more meat slaps.
DJ
That's what it is.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Yeah. This next comment comes from at Ashley Fitness. She says, damn it, guys. I listen to the podcast daily and I always have my kids with me as I listen to it. Well, now my 5 year old is saying wiener slaps. And he asked me what that means. I. I'll wait till dad comes home from work to explain. Laughing my ass off. Love the content. Keep it up, guys. I don't know why people do that.
Andy
I don't either.
DJ
Listen, do it at your own risk.
Andy
You mean let their kids listen?
DJ
No, the wiener slaps.
Andy
Oh. Because it feels good.
DJ
Yeah. Hey, listen, you know he's gonna learn someday.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
He'S gonna be mil.
Andy
Oh, man. Kids, he's going to school. Uncle Andy and D.J. said Wiener slaps are the best. Slap my wiener, dude.
DJ
No, guys, we appreciate you though. Thank you guys for being real ass fans. Keep liking, Keep commenting. Make sure you guys hit subscribe and don't forget to hit that bell notification on the YouTube to stay up to dat with the latest episodes from Real AF with that being said, headline. Numero dos. See what I did there?
Andy
Numero dos.
DJ
Yep.
Andy
That's. Yeah, it was good.
DJ
I'm illiterate in two languages.
Andy
Yeah. El do so. El do so numerado. You speak Spanish like my dad does.
DJ
Right? Right.
Andy
El biro, por favor. Dos.
DJ
El biro. Jesus.
Andy
He thinks if he puts an L at the front and O at the end. Spanish, bro.
DJ
El guadabado.
Andy
Yeah. El wienero Slappo slappy Elwino.
DJ
Headline number two. This is. This is a good one, man. You know, it's been. It's been what, two weeks since the election? Plus or minus. I'm not a. I think it's been like three calendar ologists, but two, three weeks, something like that. And we finally hear from the legend herself.
Andy
Oh, man.
DJ
Oh, buddy.
Andy
Oh, man.
DJ
We got K's back in action, baby. Watch. Kamala Harris, the supporters. You have the same power that you did before November 5th.
Andy
Yeah. None.
DJ
Or. You know how I read that? How I took that? Was that.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
I mean, Trump's really not going to be that bad for the country. Like nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, you guys will still be fine. That's how I took it. I don't know. But she spoke directly to her.
Andy
Well, she's responsible for these people freaking out.
DJ
Yes, she is.
Andy
Like these, like, dude, these families that are these people who killed their families and like they're freaking out and.
DJ
No, no, I'm saying, like, imagine, like.
Andy
It'S because of her.
DJ
It's her.
Andy
It's her and Biden. They told everybody in the media he's Hitler. He's gonna. Bro, Joy Reed still saying the shit. And so is fucking alien from the View, Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah, she looks like the fucking alien, bro.
DJ
Like, imagine you're like a predator. Imagine she looks like Predator.
Andy
That's what my car. The predator.
DJ
She does. But, like, imagine your Kamala, right? And you're doing all of this and you listen to your advisors and, you know, you go out there and you're like, he's Hitler, right? And come back like, all right, how did that go? Like, how do they take it? Well, this guy just killed his fucking family in Minnesota.
Andy
It's like, dude, dude.
DJ
What?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Shit, yeah, dude. Fuck, man. But yeah, so she comes out, man.
Andy
Bro, these people wreaked havoc on the country for the last four and a half years.
DJ
No. Well, I mean, dude, you. I don't know if you've seen that. There's a map that showed that literally every single state, the Republican numbers have grown in every single fucking state.
Andy
Yeah, the only state she won were the ones that didn't have a ID to vote.
DJ
But, yeah, so she made this. She made this. This video. She did like a little. Little grassroots call is what she called it. I think she had Tim. Tim Timmy walls on there. T. Find Tim up in there. Let's check this clip out, though. For those of you who have not seen this yet, here are 30 seconds of KA.
E
I have to remind you, don't you ever let anybody take your power from you. You have the same power, yes. That you did before November 5th. And you have the same purpose that you did. And you have the same ability to engage and inspire. So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance take your power from you.
Andy
Man, I could smell the alcohol on her breath. I ain't playing, bro. I can smell it.
DJ
She is up.
Andy
Not only is she. I watched a whole 10 minute video. It was way worse than this. Why would you do that? Because I wanted to. Listen, I want to make sure that we're not always like them. Now, sometimes we could be like them.
DJ
Yeah, right.
Andy
But not always. I wanted to know the whole video or was it just a 30 seconds that was bad? No, it was the full 10 minutes. And, dude, let me be real here. Let's look at her face, bro. She's been drinking the whole time, bro. Since like. I don't Know if she slept since then. Bro, she looks like shit, bro.
DJ
Look at her hair. I mean, fuck, it's. It's all bad, man.
Andy
Dude, everything about her.
DJ
Everybody's been clowning her.
Andy
Yeah, well, she deserves it.
DJ
Ab he said drunk auntie on Thanksgiving.
Andy
Facts, facts, bro. He's funny, bro.
DJ
Oh, he's wild is what he is. But you know, leave it to the Internet.
Andy
We don't get him on the show, let's do it.
DJ
Yeah, I mean, he might like run out with his shirt off.
Andy
I don't care. I mean, he'll come back.
DJ
He'll come back.
Andy
He needs to press.
DJ
But leave it to the Internet, man. Internet's a great place. It can be a great place, you know, and people and their skills and abilities are wild.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
Let's watch this. We got some funny clips here. Shot time.
D
Oh, yeah, yeah.
DJ
Aha.
D
That penny is good.
DJ
Okay, let's try this one more time. Whoa, whoa, damn.
D
Okay, last one.
DJ
Promise.
Andy
Is that AI?
DJ
Hold on. Oh, damn, that's some good.
Andy
Is that a backwards?
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
They got her with the backwoods in Hennessy.
DJ
This is another good one. Check this one out.
E
I just have to remind you, don't.
DJ
You ever let it go.
Andy
This is accurate.
E
You have the same power.
Andy
This is the kind of speech you would get at a shitty ass karaoke bar.
E
And you have the same purpose that you white calls and you have the same ability.
Andy
Oh, man, she's a mess, bro. Yeah, okay.
DJ
I've seen that. I've seen that situation, bro.
Andy
That's what I'm saying. This is a real situation.
DJ
Somebody's uncle's up there singing Bad to the Bone. And like, I've seen it a thousand times, man.
Andy
Yeah, because you were that uncle I.
DJ
Was singing, you know, but it's.
Andy
It's funny. She looks like, dude.
DJ
Well, it's funny you say that because a body language expert, he says body language expert reveals the truth over flaccid Kamala Harris's rambling blurried eyed video message. He said the video clearly demonstrated Harris's great difficulty in expressing honest human emotion.
Andy
Now I agree with that.
DJ
Full circle here. Yeah, stay with me. Stay. Look, stay with me now. Which one?
Andy
I see it's the top left.
DJ
The dimpler.
Andy
The dimpler.
DJ
The dimpler, the dimple. I see a little dimpler in there. You said top left.
Andy
The. Yeah, she's raising her cheeks up there.
DJ
Cheek razor.
Andy
Yeah, bro, look how her one eye squinted like. Like you don't listen.
DJ
That's drunk.
Andy
Hold on. How up do you got to be to be looking at one eye?
DJ
Oh, you're pretty. You're pretty. You're pretty.
Andy
You are hammered.
DJ
You're feeling good.
Andy
Yeah. When you started doing this, when you start doing that one eyed bro.
DJ
Why are there two cameras? I thought we said one.
Andy
Bro. You start doing that one eyed bro, it is time to go to bed.
DJ
Time to go to sleep.
Andy
Yeah, bro.
DJ
Man, oh man. Now in other news about this because there's, there's other shit that's always coming out. Did you see this? Harris campaign advisor David Pluff accidentally exposes how legacy media lied to the American people with junk polls.
Andy
We call that shocking. Hold on. I'm so shocked that that woman wasn't actually beating Donald Trump in the election ever. I'm so shocked that it wasn't even close. I'm so shocked that she was at 27% when they made her the candidate and she didn't actually go to 50%. That shocks me. I mean I'm, I can't believe it. Let's see. Let's hear it.
DJ
Yeah. Let's check this out. This is Harris campaign. This is Democrat strategist James Carville. Let's check out what he had to.
F
Say when we got in. My recollection is some of that snap back. But you know, we were behind. I mean, I think it surprised people because there was these public polls that came out in late September, early October showing us with leads that we never saw. You know, I mean it was just basically a race that in the battlegrounds was 4647, 47, 48. So that's not where we started. We started behind. She was able to climb out. I think even after the debate we might have gained what, 0.51. It wasn't a race that moved a lot, bro. And so I think when you think about our own internal analytics, you know, if you have Wisconsin at 47, 47 or Pennsylvania 48, 47. Trump, let's say. Which I think is where we had it at the end. You know, you've got to have undecided break your way more than your opponents and you've got to get a little benefit from turnout, which we weren't able to do.
Andy
I was right. I was right, you were wrong. I was right. You were wrong. You. That's my new one I'm working on.
F
When we got in.
Andy
Can we make a beat out of that, dude? Can we make a song out of that? I'm pretty sure we can.
DJ
Jelly on the tracks. Yeah, yeah. I mean it's it's funny now. Last little thing.
Andy
Let the band play.
DJ
Real AF Studios.
Andy
I was right, you were wrong. You, you and you. How about that rhythm? Hey, here's the deal.
DJ
Sounds about right.
Andy
Yeah, sounds. I'm calling the first album Raisins. Listen, bro. No, yeah, right, man. No, I. I feel like there was these two dudes, Ebony and Ivory.
DJ
Ebony and Ivory.
Andy
They're together. Come on.
DJ
You know the thing.
Andy
Yeah, I do. It's a good song. Anyway, there was Ebony and Ivory, these two dudes, and they said this on their podcast, that the polls were fake and everybody said they were stupid.
DJ
That's crazy, man.
Andy
They might be stupid, but not for that.
DJ
Not that they didn't miss on that one.
Andy
Look, man, why do they do it? Why do they do that?
DJ
So they could cheat.
Andy
Okay, and why weren't they able to cheat?
DJ
Because America.
Andy
Because America. But also, no, for real. Also, people were prepared this time. They were looking out. We had tons of lawyers on the scene. We had people going to the polling stations during election to make sure that wasn't happening. When that stuff was happening in Pennsylvania, people were there like within 30 minutes. Right. Like the restarted and then people were there. And that's what's. That's what's required. That was what was required. So, you know, but I think people should be very mindful to understand that the reason that they wanted the polls to be close and the reason they spent over a billion dollars on media hyping her up was. Was because they planned to run the same play that they ran in 2020, but they couldn't. All right. So, yeah, I mean, it's nice to hear someone actually saying from their side. Yeah. Saying what they did.
DJ
Yeah. Now if you think drunk aunties and polis couldn't get worse. Let's go to the White House real quick before we get to our third and final headline. Joe Biden, they just received the Christmas tree, but there's a problem. Okay, imagine. Imagine getting the. Okay, imagine getting a Christmas tree. Okay, now we. We know we talk about the devastation that happened in North Carolina, right? The crazy hurricane that went through. There's a lot of people still affected. A lot of trees fail, bro.
Andy
There's.
DJ
There's.
Andy
They're still hurt, right. They still haven't gotten help.
DJ
Imagine taking one of the only trees left from that area.
Andy
Shut the up. What they do.
DJ
They took the only tree left from that area.
Andy
No, it's not the only tree left.
DJ
Check this out.
E
This beautiful Fraser fir was grown at the Cartner's Christmas Tree Farm, where the Cartner family has been growing trees for more than 60 years. And their farm is nestled in the Blue Ridge mountains of North Carolina, a region that was recently devastated by Hurricane Helene. The Cartner family lost thousands of trees in the. The storm, but this one remains standing and they named it tremendous for the extraordinary hope that it represents. It's an honor to be here today with Congresswoman Virginia Fox, as well as members of the North Carolina National Guard.
DJ
You know what's even worse about that? They don't even pay for the tree, man.
Andy
Bro, you know they don't. No. Like, they probably have a budget and they probably throw a billion dollars at it. The Christmas tree farm. Don't get any of it.
DJ
No. Yeah, the Christmas. It's. It's. There's no money in it at all.
Andy
Yeah. You know what would have been cool? You. You buy their last Christmas tree and then pay for the replanting of their entire farm.
DJ
That'd be cool.
Andy
Yeah, that would have been cool. How about that? You guys are rich. You could have done that on your own. You know what would have been cool? Here's what would have been cool. This is what I would have done. I would have. I. First of all, I wouldn't have cut the tree down. I would. I would have left the tree there. And then what I would have done is I would have said, our tree this year is this tree, and it's here at this farm. And it represents hope because we're going to replant all of these trees. And I would have taken everybody from the White House and everybody from the press corps and everybody. We would have went there and we would have decorated the tree and we would have made a huge deal. And then I would have personally wrote a check to the farm and said, replant your farm. Not taxpayer money, my money. That's what I would have done. That's the right thing to do. And then bring, you know, get something else for the White House. Right? They're trying to be. They're trying to be iconic here. It's. It's wrong. First of all, let's cut down the last remaining tree.
DJ
That's up, man. It's up. That's fucked up. Like Kamala Harris.
Andy
All right, we're a green new deal. Let's cut down the tree. Idiots.
DJ
Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, man. Let us.
Andy
I love that all these people's is just so hypocritical and crumbling in their.
DJ
Faces right in front of them.
Andy
I love it, dude.
DJ
Oh, they've been getting lit up.
Andy
Listen, that's when you live in a house of cards. Eventually falls down. Look at those Clydesdales, man. Those are beautiful.
DJ
Beautiful, bro. You should get some Clydesdales.
Andy
I want some.
DJ
Let's. For real, let's get some.
Andy
I don't want to take care of them. I want to do the work. What?
DJ
Well, I mean, what do you do then?
Andy
I don't know. You got to do a bunch of stuff. Take care of horses, bro. They're not like. They're not like an easy thing to have. You gotta like. They're like dogs, bro. You gotta spend time with them and.
DJ
Oh, okay.
Andy
I don't. The one thing I have is not time.
DJ
Yeah. Can we. I just want to ride one.
Andy
It would take that for you to ride a horse. Okay. All right.
DJ
All right. Okay. All right. All right, Andy. We're being thankful today.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
All right.
Andy
Thankful for Clydesdales that way. That way you get to be included in horse riding.
DJ
That's up.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
Yeah, guys, man, check us. Let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think? With that being said, our third and final headline, headline number three, it would be cool.
Andy
Get some Clydesdales.
DJ
Probably would be fucking sick.
Andy
Yeah, it'd be sick here with Anheuser Busch, the history.
DJ
It'd be sick.
Andy
Yeah. Just St. Louis.
DJ
Be good content.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Headline number three, though. This is. This is one's a doozy. Did you see this? Eagles fan taunts LeBron James with Diddy parties chant at Rams game.
Andy
No.
DJ
Oh, buddy. Fasting your seatbelts for this one. LeBron James didn't get the warmest welcome from one fan who taunted him about Sean Diddy Combs during the Rams Eagle game on Sunday. In a fan captured video that has made his way around social media, someone can be heard yelling in James's direction while the Lakers star set in a private suite at Sofi Stadium in Inglewood. Let's check this clip out. Brian, Brian, Brian. We know you was at them Diddy Booty. We know you was at them Diddy Bo.
Andy
Holy. Dude, that's funny, bro.
DJ
Do you see the lady's face?
Andy
She. Oh, bro. Yeah, she's upset.
DJ
He's trying to ignore it.
Andy
Right? Yeah.
DJ
Now listen, we need.
Andy
Listen, dude, let me tell you, you don't look at the hecklers, bro.
DJ
You gotta ignore.
Andy
Oh, no. Like, even if your family. Like, this is a message to all my friends and family. Because I've gotten heckled.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Don't look at. Look the other way.
DJ
Fuck, dude, he's trying, bro. Yeah, he's trying, man.
Andy
She fucking broke the golden rule. Look at her. She messed it all up.
DJ
Oh, man.
Andy
Everybody else knows the rules. Yeah, look at all the guys. They know the rules. Don't look.
DJ
Nope, don't look.
Andy
Don't look.
DJ
But I mean, here's the thing, man.
Andy
It's like, you know, she wants to kill that.
DJ
But listen, he's not, like, just pulling this out of his ass. I mean, okay, LeBron, he's not pulling the accusation out of his ass, all right? Or LeBron's.
Andy
Because ain't no party like a diddy party.
DJ
That's LeBron's words.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Check it out. Hey, everybody know ain't no party like a Diddy party.
Andy
So. Yeah.
DJ
Yeah, man.
Andy
Like, look, I'm gonna be fair, because I don't. I'm not a big LeBron James fan. Not that I don't appreciate how great of a basketball player he is. And.
DJ
Oh, he's a baller.
Andy
Oh, my God. Dude, he's one of the best. Arguably one of the top three of all time.
DJ
He's great.
Andy
Okay. Not arguing that. But I don't like how he pretends to be an intellectual. I don't like how he went through that phase during the Black Lives Matter where he's reading Malcolm X, but he's always on the fucking first PA Age. And he had the dark. He had the big thick glasses on, and he pretended to be some sort of civil rights guy for like a year until it wasn't cool anymore. Now, you know what I'm saying, right? And he always had racist to say and divisive to say, and I don't like that. I don't think that's. I don't think that's a good thing for someone who carries that much weight in. In the country and has that many people looking up to him. I think a message of unity, I think a message of togetherness is a responsible message for someone like that. And then, you know, he is one of the first athletes to always parrot whatever the thing is immediately. Which makes sense when you see him saying, ain't no party like a Diddy party. So I'm going to be fair. I'm going to be fair. You could say that and not have been there and just, like, had heard Diddy throw some good parties. And, you know, it's a Hollywood thing, and I'm just giving him the benefit of doubt. It's. It's possible. I don't know if he was there or not. Do you?
DJ
It's I mean, listen, why would. How could I possibly know ain't no party like a Diddy party if I ain't never been to.
Andy
Well, you hear about him like that. You don't. Listen, I'm just playing devil's advocate, bro. Like, he may not have went, but that one line he said sure didn't help him, bro.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Man, that's some weird that.
DJ
Been there.
Andy
Hey, look, man, I don't, you know, I try, I try not to pile on, but it ain't looking good.
DJ
It ain't looking good.
Andy
It ain't looking good, Brian.
DJ
It ain't. It ain't, man. And you know, I mean, in other.
Andy
Like, I mean, and if he hadn't. If he did, if he didn't come out all the time and have something to say about everything, it wouldn't look like this was as true as it. As it appears to look.
DJ
Well, he's also been very. He's been very quiet.
Andy
No, he left social.
DJ
He's been very quiet.
Andy
No, no, no, he left social media.
DJ
He's been very quiet. I don't know, man.
Andy
Listen, I mean, look, dude, I'm not going to sit here and make accusations of that level without people being actually guilty, because that's pretty serious. But, man, it don't look good, you know? And what doesn't look good to me about it is how he always is like the first celebrity to chime in on the movement. Right. When it was Black Square, then it was Vaccine. Yeah, he's always the guy. He's one of the main mouthpieces of the socio movements. Right. And it's always siding with, quote, unquote.
DJ
Them, whatever it is. Yeah, right. Right. Yeah.
Andy
So I don't know, bro. You know, and like, there's good things about LeBron. Like, LeBron's done a lot for his communities and he's. He's given back a lot to his cities. And I really hope this ain't true about him, even if I don't really care for him. But I mean, it. It's certainly. The dots are there.
DJ
Yeah. I mean, we'll see. I mean, other developments with this Diddy stuff. New development comes out. Escorts lining up to testify on behalf of Diddy in sex trafficking trial. Did you see this?
Andy
No.
DJ
Yeah. A group of paid escorts is reportedly lining up to testify on Sean Diddy Combs behalf in his federal trial on sex trafficking charges set to begin next May. Um, so we all know did. He's currently in jail. He's been in jail since September. Um, he's Been denied bail. He's just put in a third request, and if that's granted, he would have to stay in the New York City limits before his trial begins. So we'll see.
Andy
I don't think he's getting out.
DJ
I don't think so either.
Andy
I don't think he's ever getting out, and I don't think he's going to make it to trial either. I don't think they're going to allow this dude to talk. I. I could be completely wrong, but, like, dude, there's just no fucking way. He's got too much to say.
DJ
Way too much, man.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
And everybody know, you know, well, now.
Andy
That these people are out of power, dude, and. And, you know, it seems like, you know, some of these three letter agencies are feeling the. The heat of, you know, let's say realignment or deconstruction or however you want to say it. You know, this might be putting. This might be put on the back burner, but I don't think so, because a lot of people, you know, seem very nervous about this.
DJ
Yeah, well, I mean, my question is, like, these paid escorts, like, what the Are y'all gonna say? Like, he paid me. He didn't use a whole bottle. Like, it was just half a bottle of baby oil. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are y'all going to say? Like, how do you defend. You know, I'm saying, like, I don't know.
Andy
I mean, I. I don't know. I read that the baby oil had GHB in it, and he rubbed it in people's skin.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
That's how people got all fucked up. I don't know if that's true or even possible, but. Yeah, man, I don't know, dude. I. Look, I 100% believe that Epstein is a CIA Mossad op that was. Was used to leverage high power people to get them under the thumb of blackmail so that they could control the social narrative in society from many different aspects. I've gotten confirmation, as have you, in person, from people who would know that that is accurate. This is identical to that, only it's music and entertainment, different demographics. It's black people, right? It's black athletes. It's black entertainers. It's like the black Epstein thing, right? And it looks the same. And when we look at how all these celebrities and all these powerful people are always saying the same message, it's not that they have the same views. It's that they use the same terms. They use the same catchphrases by now everybody's seen those little clips where they got all those people, you know, on the news and then in public and celebrities and politicians, and they're parroting the same exact phrases. Where's. Where is that coming from? And who's sending them the information to say. Right. And why would they say it if they didn't believe it? Because there's no way that a lot of these people believe this shit. Yeah, there's just no way. You can't have this many people believe that much that is contradictory to how they even got to the place that they are at in life. Right. You just can't do it.
DJ
Can't do it.
Andy
So it's. It's clearly what I think's happened with Diddy is I think Diddy was, at some point early in his career caught doing some up and then was put back into play as a guy who. His job was to compromise other celebrities. And that's what it seems to be happening here.
DJ
Yeah, yeah, man. I mean, it makes sense. I mean, I think even to the same point, I think a reasonable person could look at this and like, okay, well, yeah, but Andy, like, what if they were also just paid to say that? Okay, okay, cool, Right. But, like, again, somebody that has morals and values, I think we can give that, you know, the benefit of the doubt to most of these people. Well, I don't. You know, I'm already. LeBron, I don't need your money, okay?
Andy
Oh, yeah, bro. You listen.
DJ
But what happens if you don't say it?
Andy
That's correct.
DJ
That's where. And there's definitely evidence of people who dissent from these places.
Andy
Well, I think it's.
DJ
And what happens to them?
Andy
I think it's the carrot and the stick. I think it's like, okay, you do this, we're not gonna have any problems. You'll be the biggest. This celebrity you've ever had, bro. You'll have the biggest houses, the coolest life, the best jet you'll be. Everybody will know you, and we'll take care of you. But I'm going to need you to do this. And the first time they say, I'm not doing that, then they throw you the video or the picture or the. And they say, look, dude, you want this to go out, you better say that, right? And then. And then those people learn real quick who's in charge, right? And this is why. This is why, you know, you see so many celebrities who have gotten outcasted from the music industry or the movie industry, you know, people who weren't Going along with the narrative. So that's what I think it is. That's what I think a lot of people think it is. That's what I've been told it is. Especially with Epstein and. And this seems like it's just the urban, hip hop, you know, music, athlete, culture. Epstein.
DJ
Yeah. You know, I think she knows it is too.
Andy
Yeah, she's like. Yeah, she's. That's not a happy face. Wait, man, she broke the rules.
DJ
Wait, hold on. Do you see any resemblance?
Andy
The last one. The one. This one.
DJ
Guys, tell us what you guys think, man. Let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's why I bring a headline in. We talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, I got a tweet for you and some clips.
Andy
You got a treat.
DJ
A tweet.
Andy
Oh.
DJ
Mm.
Andy
You got trees too.
DJ
I don't. You.
Andy
You ate them all, huh?
DJ
Not yet.
Andy
You want to share?
DJ
Yeah, I'll share.
Andy
What you got Nothing.
DJ
Yeah, I go steal it first.
Andy
All right. Who in here has the best treats, by the way? Yeah, Madat does. He's always got the.
DJ
He's got every. He's got it all, bro. I mean, you know, he's got the good food. This is. This is actually great. So this is a tweet from Unnecessary Roughness. Just like a sports page on Twitter.
Andy
That was. That was a movie.
DJ
Unnecessary.
Andy
A famous football movie. Unnecessary Roughness.
DJ
Never seen it.
Andy
Yeah. And you know who was in it?
DJ
Nope.
Andy
Andrew Berniski Latimer. From the program Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
DJ
Okay.
Andy
He was in that movie too.
DJ
Gotcha.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Had no idea.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
Yeah. So you got. You got. You got Cal State, right? Football program. Great football program. Apparently they had a game and a fan tried to take a cow player's helmet, and the equipment guy wasn't gonna let it happen.
Andy
He said, no, let's check. He said, no, sir.
DJ
Let's check this clip out. Helmet goes. Oh, I'm on your ass, boy.
Andy
Here it comes up.
DJ
Here comes up. Here comes up.
Andy
Y'all don't really.
DJ
Out of here little. I love it.
Andy
I do too, bro.
DJ
It's great.
Andy
I wish you would have started swinging.
DJ
Well, it gets better, bro.
Andy
These little gotta learn their lesson, man.
DJ
Yeah, they do, man.
Andy
You know what I'm saying? There's too many little wild men out there, Little boys that think they can do like that and suffer no repercussions. Consequences, you know, like with people and doing these pranks and just doing whatever they want. Dude, listen, with the culture shifting back to where we're getting, there's going to be a lot more punches in the face for these young dudes who are doing up.
DJ
Oh, yeah.
Andy
No one's going to feel sorry for you anymore. And this idea of playing victim, you're not going to do it anymore.
DJ
And we're going to celebrate.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
The.
Andy
You're going to get a lot of open hand, bitch slap treatment so that you understand where you stand in the hierarchy of humanity.
DJ
Yes. Yes.
Andy
That kid deserved a bitch slap.
DJ
He did. Yeah, he did. You got a fucking slam. I'll take it. I think it was a good start.
Andy
Yeah, but bro, there's nothing more embarrassing than getting slapped.
DJ
Oh, it's the worst.
Andy
Yeah. Kids like this deserve slap.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Not the meat slap.
DJ
Now, what I thought was even the best part about this. All right. And shout out to Cal State.
Andy
Shout out to that dude who went after him.
DJ
Yeah, well, they decided to. You know, in football, for those of you guys who've never played, you do something called film study. Right?
Andy
They give him a game ball.
DJ
We review the film.
Andy
Yeah, watch it.
DJ
And they reviewed the film. The entire team. Let's check this clip out.
Andy
There.
DJ
The whole team's reviewing this clip now.
Andy
Bro. That is so awesome.
DJ
Isn't that great?
Andy
That is so awesome. That is so awesome.
DJ
That's great.
Andy
That's the best day of that dude's life. That's what's up, man. Give that kid a game ball, bro.
DJ
That's fucking great.
Andy
Oh, man, that's so good.
DJ
Now a step further. The head coach did a fucking breakdown of it now. I mean, it's important. Now, listen, the good coaches, the good coaches, when you do good shit, they're going to critique what you messed up 100%.
Andy
And that's what you could have done better.
DJ
That's what the coach did.
Andy
Yeah.
G
The one critique I would have is when we teach tackling on a chase tackle is we, we really want to come and secure the tackle and then come over the top, you know, violently. To separate the runner from the ball or in this case, the helmet. Other than that, flawless technique by Trevor. Is his name Trevor. And I really appreciate the effort. You know, he was enforcing one of the beliefs we have as a program, which is don't steal things. And I think we'd all be a lot better off with more Trevors out there. So we appreciate his effort. And again, just next time, we'd like to see the big right hand chopping down like we would on a chase tackle, but other than that, it was flawless. He is going on the teach tape for sure. But again, it's a good lesson for all, is, you know, don't steal stuff.
Andy
Trevor's the man.
DJ
Trevor's the man. Got it. But he got a card now, too.
Andy
Trevor, I don't. Trevor Skogerbo. That's a good name.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Skokerbo.
DJ
You're gonna steal your hoe.
Andy
Trevor Skogerbo.
DJ
Yep.
Andy
The bro. I'm just gonna say that was badass.
DJ
Yeah, that was sick.
Andy
Trevor, you're the man.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You should walk into Thanksgiving with your head hell high. Yeah, you do your chin up. If anybody gives you any lip, you just give him the look. You let them know what time it is. It's ass whooping time. Trevor.
DJ
Man, I thought this was great.
Andy
MVP that is, bro.
DJ
You got invited to the Reese's Senior Bowl.
Andy
Trevor. Trevor, you come on the. You invite here, too. I know you're busy with your celebrity schedule and everything. You're welcome to come on the show.
DJ
We'll work it out.
Andy
Yeah, figure it out.
DJ
Yeah, we'll get you in.
Andy
Trevor, you're a man.
DJ
Yeah, bro, that's.
Andy
Everybody should know it.
DJ
Give that man a beer if he's over 21.
Andy
Don't steal stuff. Covers the man, bro.
DJ
I love it, man.
Andy
Trevor's gonna get himself an NFL equipment contract for just for that, whatever he does. What's he doing? What is he, equipment guy?
DJ
Yeah, equipment manager.
Andy
That's what's up.
DJ
Yeah, man. It's fucking sweet. Obviously. Thumbs up on that.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ
All the way around. And see, like, what I like, too, man, is just seeing, like, they have a good culture there.
Andy
Yeah. They're having fun.
DJ
They're having a good time, man. I think that's fucking great.
Andy
He's one of the dudes.
DJ
He's with it.
Andy
He's not even one of the dudes, bro. He is the dude now.
DJ
He's the guy.
Andy
The dude dude.
DJ
Yep.
Andy
All right, Trevor. Good work, bro.
DJ
Yeah, man.
Andy
I love it. All right, guys. Happy Thanksgiving. Don't be a hoe.
DJ
Show the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze Fuck up, bow. Fuck a stove Counted millions in a cold Bad bitch booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold Just a no headshot case Close.
Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode 818
Release Date: November 28, 2024
Host: Andy Frisella #100to0
Guests: DJ CTI
Andy Frisella and DJ CTI kick off the episode with light-hearted Thanksgiving conversations, poking fun at traditional holiday elements. The hosts share laughs over cranberry sauce, with Andy quipping, “I don’t do cranberries” (00:38), and DJ adding, “I think that shit’s weird” (00:36). Their playful banter sets a casual tone for the show, emphasizing relatability and humor as they welcome listeners to a Thanksgiving-themed episode.
Transitioning to a more serious topic, Andy and DJ discuss a recent study on diagnosing severe depression through facial expressions. DJ introduces the topic, stating, “doctors may soon be able to diagnose a severe form of depression simply by looking at someone's face” (03:03). The hosts humorously critique the study, mocking the facial expressions used as diagnostic indicators. Andy remarks, “That looks like Zul from Ghostbusters” (03:59), highlighting their skepticism and comedic take on scientific advancements.
The first major headline delves into Elon Musk’s controversial move of publicizing the names of government employees he aims to cut. Andy summarizes the CNN article, “Elon Musk publicized the names of government employees he wants to cut. It’s terrifying” (07:05). The hosts criticize Musk’s actions, noting the public backlash and the anonymity of the targeted employees. DJ sarcastically comments, “he reposted two posts that revealed the names and titles of people holding four relatively obscure climate-related government positions” (07:08), underscoring their disdain for Musk’s approach.
Shifting focus, Andy and DJ compare CNN’s coverage of Musk’s actions to Fox News’ reporting on threats against President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet nominees. Andy points out the lack of balanced reporting, saying, “They have a new fear. Becoming the personal targets of the world's richest man” (07:05). DJ highlights Fox News’ headline on violent threats, emphasizing the media’s selective reporting. They discuss the implications of these threats on the incoming administration, debating the motivations behind these movements and suggesting a strategic “chess game” in Trump’s nominations.
The conversation progresses to Trump’s nomination of Dr. J. Bhattacharya as the new NIH Director. Andy criticizes Bhattacharya’s background, stating, “He was one of the guys that got like permanently banned during COVID” (12:09). DJ echoes the sentiment, referring to Bhattacharya as “the number one conspiracy theorist” (12:23). They express skepticism about Trump’s choices, questioning the integrity and intentions behind these nominations. The hosts agree to withhold final judgment, remarking, “We're going to have to wait and see” (15:20).
Andy and DJ critique investigative journalist Katherine Herich’s delayed reporting on the Hunter Biden laptop story. DJ summarizes Herich’s revelations, mentioning, “she was telling stories CBS couldn’t” (25:57). The hosts accuse her of withholding critical information until after the midterms, questioning her journalistic integrity. Andy asserts, “you have information that was relevant to all kinds of events going on in the country” (25:25), emphasizing the need for accountability in media practices. They argue that Herich’s actions hindered transparency and contributed to misinformation.
The discussion turns to Vice President Kamala Harris’s recent video message. Andy and DJ analyze her demeanor, with DJ stating, “look how her one eye squinted like. Like you don't listen” (38:24). They mock her presentation, suggesting signs of intoxication and questioning her sincerity. Andy humorously compares her appearance to an alien, saying, “she looks like the fucking alien, bro” (32:24). The hosts critique Harris’s communication style, implying it undermines her authority and effectiveness as a leader.
A lighter but notable segment covers an incident where an Eagles fan taunted LeBron James with chants about Diddy parties at a Rams game. DJ narrates the event, “a fan can be heard yelling in James's direction while the Lakers star set in a private suite” (48:19). Andy and DJ react humorously, advising James to “ignore the hecklers” (49:20). They engage in playful banter about the incident, blending humor with commentary on celebrity interactions with fans.
Andy and DJ delve into the news surrounding Sean "Diddy" Combs’ upcoming sex trafficking trial. DJ reports, “a group of paid escorts is reportedly lining up to testify on Sean Diddy Combs’ behalf” (54:03). The hosts explore conspiracy theories, likening the situation to the Epstein case. Andy posits, “I believe that Epstein is a CIA Mossad op” (55:31), suggesting orchestrated efforts to control public narratives through high-profile trials. They discuss the implications of celebrity influence on legal proceedings and societal perceptions.
In the final segment, Andy and DJ engage in their “Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck” game, analyzing a viral video where a fan attempts to steal a football helmet during a Cal State game. DJ explains, “a fan tried to take a cow player's helmet, and the equipment guy wasn't gonna let it happen” (60:30). The hosts praise the equipment manager’s handling of the situation, emphasizing discipline and accountability. Andy applauds the fan’s restraint, saying, “Trevor’s the man” (65:00), and concludes with a motivational message about consequences and personal responsibility.
Episode 818 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a blend of humor, critical analysis, and controversial discussions. From dissecting Elon Musk’s government tactics to scrutinizing media accountability and celebrity behavior, Andy and DJ provide a no-holds-barred commentary on current events. Their candid and often provocative conversations aim to engage listeners who seek unfiltered perspectives on trending topics and hot-button issues. Whether debating political maneuvers or highlighting viral moments, the hosts maintain an energetic and unapologetic stance throughout the episode.
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