826. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats With Obama At Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode 826

Title: Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Chats With Obama At Jimmy Carter's Funeral, California Wildfires & United States Buying Greenland?

Release Date: January 10, 2025

Hosts: Andy Frisella and DJ CTI

In Episode 826 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, hosts Andy Frisella and DJ CTI delve into a variety of pressing and controversial topics, blending spirited debate with their characteristic humor. This episode covers the recent passing of former President Jimmy Carter, an unexpected interaction between Donald Trump and Barack Obama at Carter's funeral, the ongoing California wildfires, and speculative discussions about the United States' interest in purchasing Greenland. Below is a detailed summary of the key segments and discussions from the episode.

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1. Jimmy Carter's Funeral and the Trump-Obama Interaction

Timestamp: [16:14] – [25:07]

The episode opens with the hosts addressing the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. They express a lack of reverence for Carter, labeling him as an unremarkable figure and extending harsh criticism towards other political leaders, including President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.

A significant portion of the discussion centers around a viral video purportedly showing former President Donald Trump and former President Barack Obama engaging in a conversation at Carter's funeral. The hosts speculate wildly about the nature of their interaction, with Andy suggesting that Trump may have ulterior motives or concealed agendas during the meeting.

Notable Points:

• Speculation on Motivations: Andy and DJ CTI question the authenticity and intentions behind Trump's presence and interaction with Obama, hinting at underlying political strategies.

• Critique of Political Figures: The hosts do not hesitate to voice strong opinions against several political figures, reflecting their disdain for current leadership.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [16:38]: “People make all these sacrifices to try and do like... have all these sacrifices, but I have zero sympathy for him passing away. I don't give a if they're president.”

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2. California Wildfires and Government Mismanagement

Timestamp: [41:35] – [63:12]

The conversation shifts to the devastating wildfires ravaging California. Andy and DJ CTI express frustration over what they perceive as government mismanagement contributing to the severity of the fires. They particularly criticize budget cuts to the fire department, suggesting that these financial constraints have left firefighters ill-prepared to handle such large-scale disasters.

Key Discussions:

• Budget Cuts Impact: The hosts argue that significant reductions in the fire department's budget have impaired the state's ability to respond effectively to wildfires.

• Criticism of Local Leadership: Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles is targeted for her absence during the initial outbreak of the fires, with the hosts labeling her leadership as weak and ineffective.

• Broader Political Implications: The hosts link the mismanagement of wildfire responses to broader political ideologies, blaming progressive policies and leadership for exacerbating the crisis.

Notable Quote:

DJ CTI [44:52]: “Why did she leave? She knew there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that trip.”

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3. United States' Interest in Purchasing Greenland

Timestamp: [73:26] – [84:34]

In one of the more speculative segments, Andy and DJ CTI discuss the United States' purported interest in purchasing Greenland. They interpret President Trump's statements and media reports as indicative of an expansionist agenda aimed at acquiring new territories for strategic and economic advantages.

Key Points:

• Media Interpretation: The hosts critique how mainstream media portrays Trump's interest in Greenland, suggesting it is misleading and fueled by ulterior motives related to natural resources and geopolitical positioning against rivals like China and Russia.

• Greenlanders' Perspective: A brief clip from a Greenlander is analyzed, revealing skepticism and concern over potential colonization efforts by the U.S.

• Strategic Resources: The discussion highlights the significance of Greenland's natural resources and its strategic location, implying that acquiring Greenland would bolster the U.S.'s global standing.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [78:02]: “It's about exploring and claiming the natural resources that exist north of the border because if we don't, they will. It's about protecting America and the people of Canada and Greenland from other global powers.”

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4. Final Segments and Audience Interaction

Timestamp: [84:37] – [91:53]

Towards the end of the episode, the hosts engage with audience comments, addressing various topics ranging from LGBTQ+ issues to pop culture references. They maintain their critical stance on identity politics and emphasize a return to meritocracy in evaluating individuals’ capabilities, particularly in professional roles like firefighting.

Notable Discussions:

• Meritocracy vs. Identity Politics: Andy and DJ CTI argue that roles and positions should be awarded based on skill and competence rather than identity factors such as race, gender, or sexual orientation.

• Body Modification and Technology: A lighter segment touches on body modification trends, such as implanting magnets under the skin, which the hosts humorously criticize.

Notable Quote:

DJ CTI [91:45]: “As long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my rights away, I don't care. Whatever you want to do, unless they're kids, do whatever.”

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Conclusion

Episode 826 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella presents a no-holds-barred discussion on controversial and trending topics, reflecting the hosts' unabashed opinions and critical perspectives on current events and political figures. From scrutinizing governmental responses to natural disasters to speculating on international expansionist ambitions, Andy and DJ CTI provide their listeners with unfiltered commentary, encouraging audience engagement and debate.

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this summary are a reflection of the podcast hosts' opinions and do not represent factual endorsements. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

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Yeah went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bow up stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no head shot case Clothes.

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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella. And this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. Welcome reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for, stands for Cruise the Internet. That's where we put topics of this day up here on the screen. We speculate on what's true, what's not true. And then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. Now throughout the week, we're going to have shows within the show. All right? We're going to have Q and A. That's where you could submit questions and we give you answers. Now you can submit your questions a couple different ways. The first way is, guys, email these.

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Questions into ask andy andy forella.com or.

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You go on YouTube on the Q and A episodes. Drop your question in the comments. We'll choose some from there as well. Sometimes we're going to have real talk. That's just me giving you some real talk. And then we have 75 hard verses. We got a real good episode of 75 hard verses coming really soon that we recorded a few months ago. But 75 hard verses, that's where people who come on who have completed the 75 hard program, who have used it to transform their life, come on the show. They talk about how they were before, how they are now, and how they use the program to drastically improve their life. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it is the initial phase of the live hard program, which is the world's most recognized mental transformation program in history. And it's free. You can get it at episode 208 on the audio feed only. That's 208 on the audio feed only. There's also a book. The book is called the book on Mental Toughness. You can get [e-mail] the book goes through the whole live hard program plus a whole bunch of other content on mental toughness, why it's important, how to utilize it, and how to use it to build your Life. Again, Andy Vercella.com the book on Mental Toughness. Now, one thing that you're going to notice about this show is we don't Run ads. We don't take money from people and then get yelled at about what we say. That's. That's what we do here, okay? We keep it real. And in exchange, I ask very simply that you help support us. You support us by, you know, going in your local grocery store, getting yourself one of these amazing first warm energy drinks, but mainly support us by sharing the show. Okay? We're constantly dealing with censorship. We're waiting for all the censorship to stop because it sure as ain't stopped yet. So please, help us share the show. All right? If it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, it gives you new perspective. If you think it's worth hearing, do us a favor, Make a little story post. Don't be a hoe. Sure.

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Show.

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All right. What's up, dude?

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What's going on, man?

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Nothing. Yeah, so would you.

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Oh, you know, lubricating the lips.

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Lubricating the lips, man, that gets addicting. When we were up in Colorado, bro, I went through like two tubes of chapstick. I didn't use that shit here. It's different up there.

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It is different up there, bro. My beard was falling out.

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Your beard was falling out?

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Yeah.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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No, it wasn't.

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No, no, I legit. Like, I could comb in. Shit was just going out.

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Really.

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Like, it was.

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I was wondering what all those pubes coming from finding all over the house and.

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No, I got.

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That was your beard hair, huh?

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Yeah. I gotta keep it oiled. You know, I gotta.

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I've been using some beard bomb for about the last six months.

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Yeah.

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And I don't normally. I'm gonna have to find the name of it because it is. It's some. I can't remember the name off top of my head.

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Yeah.

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But dude, it's good.

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Well, they name that like. Like, you know, the people that drink those IPA beers.

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Yeah, for sure. It's definitely some hippie ass weirdo, you know, Colorado moose fat. Yeah, Right. But I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. It's damn good.

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IPAs could be kind of good.

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I like it. You know, dude, when we were up in Colorado, bro, I love the beers.

[A]

Yeah, that mountain.

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Mountain Lager.

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Yeah, that was good. You know, so it's like, bro, we.

[B]

Didn'T even have a bad meal there. We have a bad meal, a bad drink, we have a bad day.

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Not a bad day.

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I'm.

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I'm thinking the yard sale was pretty bad. My shoulder was kind of hot.

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You're fine. Yeah. Don't be a pussy. All Right. We. I'm thinking of open up a remote office up there in Vail, bro. I'm not kidding, bro. I'm fucking go up there.

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Yeah.

[B]

You guys are going to come to. We're going to record the show once a day and then we're go ski and fucking snowboard and snowmobile. How's that sound? You guys in? No, I'm down. No, I can replace you all.

[A]

I'm. No, I'm.

[B]

I'm there. All right.

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Fuck these guys.

[B]

Yes. And then we'll build a little first form gym. Right? We'll get everybody little houses and for their families. Be fucking great, dude. Yeah. You in, Joe? All right.

[A]

Joe, why you got your hood on?

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It's cold in here. He's got his black Air Force ones on. You better be careful, bro. I'm serious. Somewhere we are making a remote studio. You guys tell us where it should be. I actually think Vail will be a terrible spot because no one's gonna fly there.

[A]

Well, you got bad reception.

[B]

I've been looking in Austin and Nashville.

[A]

Real Nashville would be sick.

[B]

Yeah. Spend the winters down in Austin when it's like somewhat warm. Yeah, Get. Get a. You know, go out on the boat. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

How close?

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They got Lake Austin there.

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Okay. I was.

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And then Lake Travis. Some of the coolest lakes ever.

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No.

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Yeah. Huh. Yeah, I like this one, but Austin is very. It's getting liberal and stuff.

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Is it?

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Yeah, but I mean, that shit's over.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we're past that bump.

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You know, the out of here. Well, I'm talking to them.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We're past a little. All right. Yeah.

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Anyway, let's do remote studio. Coming soon. No more winters in Missouri.

[A]

Pick the location.

[B]

It's going to be cold. We're going to go skiing.

[A]

Well, my only thing with the cobra, as long as it's doing something.

[B]

Dude, I just don't like the gray.

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You know, I don't.

[B]

I don't like the cold. Does not bother me.

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But it was sunny in Colorado.

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Yeah, it was 20 fucking degrees. Everybody's outside chilling.

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Yeah, it was fine. Drinking their mountain moose fat, bro.

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Real talk. If I could stay in shape and feel good about myself and like wake up every day and drink beer outside on a cold patio like up in Colorado, that would be my life. It'd be pretty sweet, but I would be fat as.

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It wouldn't be good. Yeah, it'd be good, but not good. Yeah, no, I get it.

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All right.

[A]

Sweet, man. Well, let's get into IT Guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover. Want to go to China first before we even get to the stuff?

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I'm going to China.

[A]

We gotta go to China.

[B]

We're not having a remote studio in China, bro.

[A]

Yeah, no, not China. No, no, that would not be good.

[B]

I fucking hate black people there, bro. They do, they hate them. I think they hate worse than Japan.

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Listen, I mean, like, I get it, you know, I mean. No, not like that. Like, I mean, I understand there's cultural differences, man. Yeah, you know that. I get it, but gotta go chop, dude, I just thought this was interesting. So this is like making like big headlines right now. This is what's happen at the moment. China is now reporting five cases of mpox, Monkeypox. Monkeypox, ok, didn't they already try this? They tried. Well, but hold on. So this is like a brand new thing for China. China didn't have it and now they got five new cases. All right, now the articles that have been going around, they've been trying to downsize this, right? And China said on Thursday that it recorded five cases of a new Impacts strain, but that the outbreak has been effectively handled. Okay, now how does Impact spread?

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Right?

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Because the article tries to download it.

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Spread through gay sex or no. Doesn't it? Doesn't it? That's how you got it?

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No, it's real World health organization and Monkeypox public health advice for gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men. It's a like it's kind of.

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Wait, wait, wait. Read this. Monkeypox public health advice for gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men. Those are gay men. You don't get to have sex with a man and not say you're gay. Yeah, that's fucking gay.

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Yeah, I mean you are, you are gay. But I just thought this is like, I could just picture like you know, the, the Chinese politicians and health doctors, right? They see the first case pop up.

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Wasn't me.

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Oh no.

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Wasn't me. I don't know how I got it. Must be a new airborne version.

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And I love too though, like if you read the article, they. They say that the outbreak has been.

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Jumped from his butt.

[A]

Yeah, right, Right.

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Yeah, I fucking saw it, dude.

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But the outbreak has been effectively handled. I wonder how they killed those people, bro.

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Yeah, they did. They fucking chopped all their heads off. No more outbreak. Oh fuck, dude. Why do they allow us to podcast?

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I don't know, man. I just, you know, gay.

[B]

I love the new arrow we're moving into.

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Hey man, it's awesome. I'm just saying, man, like, you know, humor's becoming.

[B]

Wow. That's how those guys got monkey pox.

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They definitely have monkey pox.

[B]

Those guys got it. He's got it, bro.

[A]

It's just. I just love it. Like, you know what you do?

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Google fucking Asian people. Asian gay people.

[A]

You do not want to check my search history, okay? Putting these fucking shows together, it gets crazy. It gets weird.

[B]

Oh, fuck, dude.

[A]

But I just thought that was hilarious. It's like Thursday morning, 9am Five new strains. Thursday morning, 9, 10. It's been effectively handled. They cleared it out. So I don't know. I just thought that was interesting, man. Guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover.

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That's the show. Monkeypox will get you.

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To get you, man. Oh, man.

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Dude.

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Yeah, a lot of stuff to cover, man.

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But, guys, I don't know how I got the monkey box or. I don't know. Mr. DJ, you've got the clap. How'd you get it? I don't know.

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I have no idea.

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Dude. All right, you have to find me, start the show.

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And what do. What do Chinese people do during an erection?

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I don't know.

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They vote.

[B]

What? Today is the erection.

[A]

All right, that's enough. Sorry, guys. Listen, I love Chinese food. It's all good.

[B]

Stir fried kitten. I love it too, bro. You like Chinese food? You? Who likes Chinese food in here? All right, all of us. It's okay. What do you like better? You like. Pretty much. Is it, like, down on the list? Baklava? You like. What do you like Bosnian food? Is that your favorite?

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No.

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Probably Italian. Hey, what was the thing? I got a question. Italian food. Good Italian food is hard to beat. What was the thing. Did you see Delilah's post on New Year's? The Bosnian food? It was like, sandwiches and, like, all kinds of. No, I didn't see it. Is there, like, some sort of custom Bosnian thing that they do on New Year's with the food? No, it's probably just a celebration. I know, but, like, is there. Do they do just all hot dogs or what do they. Do they got a special sandwich or something?

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What's like, the state sandwich?

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What's. What's the. What's the. If you were to say. Yeah, like, what's the national. National Bosnia. Bosnian type food, I would probably say, like a donor. A donor? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a kebab.

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Yeah, A donor.

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It's like a euro.

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Yeah, A gyro.

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It's like that.

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Yeah.

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Like, you go to Europe and They got like this.

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Oh, the big land. Oh, you. Those are so good, bro.

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Bro.

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When they take the pita and they, like, soak up the juices, bro.

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And then they serve. And then they serve what's called frites with the. With the potatoes. They're double fried fries, bro. Belgium has the best French fries, no question.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

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And they serve them on the street. They're called frites. They're double fried French fries. They are the best thing that you ever eat. And then you get a donor kebab with it. You're doing good.

[A]

Yeah. All right. Yeah, it's a good day.

[B]

Is there a good restaurant here that has them barracks? Where's that? It's Vivo Mill. What's this? It's lime.

[A]

Of course it's lime. It's like Belleville area.

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Okay.

[A]

Of course. Lima.

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Yeah. Well, good food's good food, right, man?

[A]

It is. It is.

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I was just curious.

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Yeah. All right, listen. We get cultural here.

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What kind of food you guys eat?

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Okay. No.

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What do you guys got over here.

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In India, Bro, can we go there real quick? I do have a serious cultural question. Yeah, all right. Because I was watching this video the other day of this guy. Like, you know, India is famous for, like, the street vendors, right?

[B]

I think all they're famous for.

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Famous for a lot. Stopping fans with tongues. But, like, this dude was making, like, this little street food, but it just looked like all spices that was going in there. Like, it was just like a bunch of, like, sauces. Like, there was no, bro.

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That's. That's why they all in the street. It's all spices, bro. It's not. It's not that they don't have a place to.

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It's.

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They can't hold it, bro.

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You gotta go.

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Yeah, man. It is what it is. Everybody gets it because the food's so spicy.

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That's right. All your Indian owned base. Audience base is so angry right now.

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No, they're not. No, they are.

[C]

They're like. Yeah, that's right.

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Yeah, bro, here's one thing I know about the Indian audience base. They got senses of humor.

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Oh, that's right.

[B]

Yeah. Indians might have. You can make fun of Indians. They love it.

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Absolutely.

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They make fun of you back, too, though.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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And then steal your credit card information.

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No, man. No, they don't. That's Americans, bro. Indians are trustworthy people, bro. They're intelligent, trustworthy people. It doesn't matter. They in the street with their hand. It's all right. You use toilet paper, don't you?

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Not saying that. Information.

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Oh, it's like crumple or fold.

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I'll make the world record.

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Fold.

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I'll make the world record for folding the toilet paper.

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I know that folds. He does it perfect. I guarantee origami wiping his ass with swans.

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That's how I started in the bathroom.

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Oh, never mind. I was gonna say paper airplanes.

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That was my past.

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He's not Arab, bro.

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All right, Mayor.

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All right.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So we're canceled.

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That's it.

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Now that we have all the racism out of the way, let's start the show.

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Yes.

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Oh, man. Guys, it's a hot one today, but.

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Dude, what the fuck are we doing? I used to talk about, like, how to make money.

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Business.

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Yeah.

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Like smart.

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Yeah.

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Business decisions.

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We're talking about poop and shitting in the street.

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Yeah.

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I look at outrage gay Chinese people to on the street in India.

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How to make billions of dollars.

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Yeah. Right by my course.

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Yeah.

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Man.

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Or live like me. Buy $997, show you how to wipe your ass with origami. All right, let's do a show. Otherwise everybody's gonna quit listening.

[A]

Let's do it. Guys, you know how this works, man. If you want to see any of these articles, these pictures, links, videos, go to andyfacella.com. you guys can check them all link there for you. With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. Headlines. Number one. So Jimmy Carter died.

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Yeah, I saw that.

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Right? Finally. Am I. I'll say it. Finally.

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Yeah. 100.

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I wouldn't want to live that out, bro.

[B]

Did you see him? How would you want like, bro, you look, dude, this is something I don't understand about people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is like people make all these sacrifices to try and do like. Like, have you ever seen that documentary on that dude that spends all that shit trying to like live longer?

[A]

What's his name brand? Brandon. Is Brandon Johnson like that?

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It's like a legit 120 pills in a day.

[B]

Yeah, but he also does like his whole day is consumed with it. Right.

[A]

His whole house is set up for.

[B]

Yeah, and that's fine. I get you're into it. And whatever you're into, whatever makes you happy. I'm not going to fudgeing dog you out on it. But here's the thing that I think about when I see that is like, bro, why would you put in all this work? I mean, it's one thing to like put in all this work and be healthy as long as you can. Right? But then after there's a Point of, like, return. Like, you get to be like 80 and shit just gets up, you know, maybe it's 90. And then you spend, like, you, like you're. You're doing all this so you get extra 20 years of laying in a. You know, being in a decrepit breaking body.

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Yeah, I don't.

[B]

That's not for me. It's not for me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I don't. I don't. I want to hit the sweet spot. I want to have like the good 40 years of badass and then maybe 50.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then, you know, I just go away.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, I've had enough everybody by then.

[A]

Yeah, dude. I don't.

[B]

I don't. I. I don't. I do think. I do think that we are drastically limited in our lifespan. Intentionally.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

By the powers that be. In terms of.

[A]

Well, there's food and all that other.

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Food, chemicals, airborne, they put in the air. Like, I. I think. I think our true lifespan is much longer than what we've been told.

[A]

Well, but here's another thing, though. I mean, with that being said, you know, with all the new advancements in technology and medicine and stuff, there was this crazy fact I saw the other day that said, you know, the per. The next human that will live to like 150 has already been born.

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Oh. Yeah.

[A]

So, I mean, like, that's. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Like, dude, we were talking about that with. With. With Zoltan from Five Finger, about how, like, right now you just want to stay as healthy as you can because technology's increasing so fast right now that as long as you're healthy now for like the next 10 years, you're going to live for a much longer time.

[A]

Now you might need a couple of hip replacements and knee repl. And yeah, some shit like that. But I mean, it's definitely possible.

[B]

Yeah. Well, fuck, dude, I have my shoulder replaced. It's better than the other one.

[A]

Is it?

[B]

Yeah, no doubt.

[A]

Yeah. But so, yeah, Jimmy Carter died and, you know, that was. Obviously, they just did a state funeral and a lot of people were there. Al Gore, Obama. I mean, pretty much a lot of people that Trudeau was even there. I mean, a lot of heads of state. That's a typical thing to do for when the head of state passes away like that, whether they're in office or out of office.

[B]

The governor of North North Dakota.

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Governor of New Canada. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they were all there. Biden, of course, was there, but I think. I think Biden May have thought it was his funeral because, like, bro, he was lost. He was lost for a minute. And then in typical Joe Biden, is.

[B]

That fucking Slick Willie behind him there.

[A]

That's like Willie. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He's still a likable dude.

[A]

It's hard to not like him.

[B]

I know, because he's so slick.

[A]

Because he was just that dude. Yeah, he was that dude. Like, I mean.

[B]

I mean, he's definitely. He's definitely a piece of shit.

[A]

His wife sucks.

[B]

Yeah. What the fuck, bro? He knows that more than anybody. Think what he's got to deal with. He's got to look at that little fucking twerp walking around her fucking house with her little emperor outfits on, probably barking orders and shit.

[A]

He has to help her pick them out.

[B]

There's no way. There's no way they have a functional relationship.

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No, there's not.

[B]

There's no way they. They. There's no way. There's no fucking way. She's an intolerable human and he's got mad game, you know what I'm saying? There's no way.

[A]

Mrs. Steal your girl. Yeah, he's. But, yeah. And then, typical Joe Biden fashion, fell asleep. Why did they keep bringing him out?

[B]

Joe?

[A]

Yeah, man, like, at what point? All right, at what point?

[B]

Like, Michelle, I'm just glad we're not seeing KJP every fucking five minutes. True. Your stupid ass face that.

[A]

I mean, her weird suits, she got some weird stuff, too, but, yeah, I mean, this dude went to sleep for. For legitimately five minutes.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, here's a quick video. We'll just go through it a little bit.

[B]

That Jesus is talking about. In the time of Jesus, the yoke was a piece of wood used to link two animals together. And together they would share the load. So no one of them had all the work to do and all the pain to bear. Bro, come on, man.

[D]

By using this image, Jesus invites us.

[B]

All right, dude, for real. We're just gonna. I'm just gonna call it how it is, all right? Nobody wants to be at a funeral.

[A]

Okay? That's fair.

[B]

Okay? Nobody wants to be at anybody's funeral. And they all suck, okay? Sitting there for a full mass funeral is the worst fucking thing in the world. It's not like they're going to wake the fuck up. It doesn't matter what the fuck we do. They're dead. They're in a fucking box. Let's have a party and get the fuck out of here. You know? I'm saying, like, everybody's waiting to leave.

[A]

That's true. Like, I take a little nappy nap.

[B]

Listen, I get it. I'm for real, dude.

[A]

I fell asleep.

[B]

I don't go to weddings or funerals.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Unless it's like a real. Like if it's a tragedy or something or if it's, like somebody that's really close. I learned that, dude. I don't do it.

[A]

No, I get it.

[B]

I've been to enough. Yeah, I've had enough.

[A]

I get it. I get. I fell asleep in church once when I was little. My grandma slapped the. Out of me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Couldn't do it.

[B]

Now. You just sit further away next time.

[A]

But. But yeah, man, you know, he fell asleep. Now, while he was sleeping, though, there was something interesting happening. You got Trump and Obama chatting it up, and it looked like it was a little bit more than just a chat. I don't know. Did you see the video?

[B]

You watch.

[A]

You were able to see it? I mean, and, like, it was weird, right? Let's just show the video first. Here's the video. You know, but here's the thing. Like, I mean, it was weird. Like, I don't know how they do it, right? Because, like, you know, like, just a couple of weeks ago or months, I guess, at this point. But, I mean, not long ago, Obama was up on the stage calling Trump literally Hitler.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, and then, like, they're sitting there so close. I don't know how. I don't know how. I don't know.

[B]

How could you do that?

[A]

Like, could you do that? Like. Like, sit next to a person, chat it up with them, knowing that, yeah.

[B]

After you win, after you're the winner, it doesn't fucking matter. You know what I'm saying? Like, what am I going to do? Waste my energy hating this person? The reality is he's probably gonna get in trouble in office and prosecute all these.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So what the. Does he care? He's like, dude, I. Listen, dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Trump, in his book, there's a book he wrote, it's called Think Big and Kick Ass. All right? There's a chapter. There's a section in there about revenge that he. Like, this guy is like, dude, if you read any of his. If you studied him at all, he is huge on revenge. If people. His exact quote in the book was something like, you know, if someone fucks with you, you fuck with them ten times harder. So if you think that he's not going to do whatever he needs to do, I. I don't believe that unless he's part of Their cabal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Fucking Obama knows that. He's in deep, potentially. So he has an interest in being cool and laughing at this dude's jokes and be like, trump, it's all good, bro. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

So it's interesting. What do you think they were talking about?

[B]

I don't know. Probably how stupid Hillary is.

[A]

Yeah, I hate her, too.

[B]

God, dude, I'm just glad Hillary never won. Like, I guarantee you, that's what the they're saying. And Obama's like, yeah, dog, prosecute me all you want, but her.

[A]

Yeah, right. I see him being like.

[B]

Trump's like, I tell you what, Milani ain't around. Look at her face.

[A]

Oh, she's not.

[B]

She's like, I'll slit all your throats.

[A]

What if he's saying, like, you know. You know, when I send you to prison, I'll let you still share the room with Michelle.

[B]

That's funny. Now I think he's saying, I saw a meme today. It was pretty funny. It said. It said, hey, I. I searched. I searched the Internet for Michelle's pregnancy photos and Obama saying, good luck.

[A]

I mean, listen, I don't know, but.

[B]

You know, they all. The rest of them all look scared.

[A]

They do.

[B]

Yeah, they do.

[A]

Like, Like, Mike Pence wife, she didn't even want to shake hands.

[B]

They look scared.

[A]

They do. They did. Now, they had a. You know, as the Internet goes, all these people are professionals and experts. There was. They tried to dissect what was being said between Trump and Obama. Cryptic conversation between Obama and Trump revealed as pair. Plan meeting after Jimmy Carter's funeral. So, no, he's.

[B]

Hey, let's get the out of here, dude. Just like I was saying, Trump's saying, hey, let's get out here, get a Big Mac.

[A]

Yeah, right, right. I got Diet Cokes waiting. Yeah, that's right, man. I love Diet Coke.

[B]

I got. I got. I got a Big Macs, Diet Cokes, and a pack of Marlboros. You know, Obama's a smoker.

[A]

Yeah. He smokes Newports.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Newport Source.

[A]

Fitting.

[B]

Yeah. I wouldn't have. I. I up by saying Marlboro. I don't know what I was thinking.

[A]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[B]

You ever smoked a Newport? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, me too.

[A]

I smoked a marble, too.

[B]

Yeah. What's better?

[A]

Well, I felt safer with the marbles. I felt the inner rage to steal shit on the Newport.

[B]

Me, too. Is that what that was? I think I actually did steal some shit.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know. But in.

[B]

In one art, it's like you smoked a. Like one of them. You know those mints they put on your pillow at the hotel?

[A]

It's heavy.

[B]

Like an Andes, you know, it's like you just lit one of them on fire.

[A]

It's heavy. It's. I mean, a lot of menthol in those.

[B]

All right, so what do they say?

[A]

But, yeah, so in one interaction, Trump leaned over towards Obama's ear and said, quote, this is skeptical here, right? This is a expert lip reader.

[B]

This is speculation, right?

[A]

But they're alleging that he possibly could have said, quote, I've pulled out of that. It's the conditions. Can you imagine that? Obama laughed, and Trump carried on saying, and after. I will. At another moment, Obama said to Trump, are you going back to the Foy after? Trump responded, call me at the Foy after. Yep. The word foy was unclear to the lip reader, but it could have been that they were arranging a later meeting in the foyer. Obama also said to Trump, quote, can you just. It should be good. Then Trump responded, quote, I can't talk. We have to find a quiet place sometimes. This is a matter of importance, and we need to do this outside so that we can deal with it certainly today. Obama then nodded, and both men said, right. And okay. So, yeah, I don't know. It's interesting. Again, that's a expert, allegedly expert lip reader. But I know who wasn't happy watching that happen come. Queen. Oh, she was pissed.

[B]

Was she?

[A]

Oh, bro, she was pissed. So this is the same. This is the same angle. This is just zoomed out, but this is Kamala watching this interaction. Check this out.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

She is seething. You see that face?

[B]

I mean, she always looks like that.

[A]

That's true. She does have. She has a little bit of. What do they call.

[B]

She's always got a scowl?

[A]

Rbf.

[B]

Yeah, she does. Well, I would, too, if I was just embarrassed like that. Like, you had no chance of winning. Everybody hated you before you were even in the race. And then they faked your popularity and you still couldn't fucking do it. Like, you still got your ass beat.

[A]

A billion dollars.

[B]

Yes. You are the worst candidate that's ever existed, and everybody there knows it. Everybody here knows it, and everybody listening knows it. Okay? There was not a single person that actually believed that you were neck and neck with Trump the entire time. You spent a billion dollars, ended up $20 million in debt, and you want to talk about how you're going to be good for the fucking economy? Like, dude, you're A dumbass. Then you were chosen. You weren't even voted in. You weren't voted in. You were chosen because you're supposedly a black woman, which you are not.

[A]

And then spices.

[B]

And then you come in and you are a fucking shitty vp. You can't publicly speak. You can't do anything without a teleprompter. Everybody doesn't like you. And then you run for president because of the color of your skin. Like, fuck, dude, you lost in life. Nothing you've done in your life is because of the quality of the merit of how smart you are or how good you are or how effective you are. Could you imagine how empty that would feel? Imagine how empty that would feel. Like you. You have risen to the top, quote, unquote, almost to the very top. Vice President of the United States, and you literally didn't earn a single fucking bit of it. Think about that. She knows that. She knows that, dude. She knows that.

[A]

And then cheat and lie and try to steal.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And you still lose.

[B]

Yes. She's a fucking terrible, worthless human that shouldn't even be in that room. So she could scowl all she wants. You're lucky to even be there. Everybody else out here has to work for their position in life. That suck dicks for it.

[A]

Yeah, well, some. Some suck basics.

[B]

Well, I'm just saying. Real talk. Like, how would you feel if your entire life was based upon being chosen for other reasons than your skill or your ability to do something? You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Your actual abilities.

[B]

Bro, she's a blood. She's got. Dude, she's got darkness inside of her, bro. It'll never. It'll never change. Because, dude, you can't change that. Yeah, what's already happened. Like, this is. What can she do from here? Can she go up from here?

[A]

No.

[B]

No. Okay. Okay. So the pinnacle of her life is that. Is that. And it was all based around the color of her skin and not the skill at which she earned or displayed or how effective she was. She's a fucking joke. Her whole life is a fucking joke.

[A]

Even worse, too, bro, she couldn't run.

[B]

She couldn't run a company. She couldn't run my companies. She couldn't run a single one of them for a day. No.

[A]

And what makes it even worse, too, is, like, this, the. The way that society is moving into. To where, like, you know, that type of mentality was even popular three years ago. Like, there's going to be no place for it.

[B]

Like, no place not broke because we're getting back to merit Based. There's no place achievement.

[A]

I know she'll be homeless. Like, not like.

[B]

I mean, her brother in law is worth like.

[A]

No, that's what I'm saying.

[B]

Billions of dollars.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, in society, she will be home.

[B]

Yeah, but dude, we're getting back to the things that matter. This is why we're launching the MSCO project again. So I could teach all these young people what it takes to actually win. Because it's gonna matter. Okay? It's not gonna matter anymore where you were born or what skin color you were. If you're a minority, what's gonna matter is if you do the job. So we got to prepare people to do the job regardless of where they come from or what they look like.

[A]

Yeah. 100, man. So yeah. So the funeral service went on without a hitch. There was some interesting stuff that was happening though.

[B]

Why does Hillary Clinton's hair always look like that? It looks like. Have you ever seen Spaceballs?

[A]

No.

[B]

You guys ever seen Spaceballs? Never. There's a fucking. The villain. And you know how in Spaceballs are in Star wars the villain is fucking. Who in Star Wars?

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

Darth Vader.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Darth Vader.

[B]

You don't know Darth Vader?

[A]

Oh, he's black.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

He actually is black as James Earl Jones. The. Hold on. The villain in Spaceballs is called Lord Helmet. Google up Lord Helmet from Spaceballs. Throw it up there next to her. I know that's what she looks like with her fucking helmet hair.

[A]

Lord Helmet.

[B]

Lord Helmet. That's her.

[A]

Oh, wait. No, that's Dark Helmet. Wait, what's Dark Helmet from? Is this the same thing?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, I could see it. She got a little Klaus in her. Bro.

[B]

We gotta throw it up there.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So people could see. Not everybody knows Spaceballs that. Yeah, Lord Helmet. Oh, they got Dark Helmet. That's his name.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Anyway, look at her hair, man. It looks just like that.

[A]

It does, man.

[B]

Why do you think they make her hair look like that?

[A]

I think they do it intentionally.

[B]

Make it like her. Makes her head look so huge.

[A]

What you want today give me a little elitism.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With a touch of little uptime tyrant.

[B]

Look at all those stuffy. Yeah, that'd be the last place I'd want to be is around any of them.

[A]

Yeah, man. But it went on without a hitch. There was no big deals. No big. No big, big issues. But there was something weird that also happened outside of the funeral. Not sure if you guys saw this, but at his Memorial. There was a suspect accused in Capitol Hill security breach during Trump visit when Trump was there. He's been identified as Adrian J. Hinton. U.S. capitol Police have identified the man arrested Wednesday after allegedly trying to light a car on fire while President elect Donald Trump was paying his respects to former President Jimmy Carter, who was lying in state at the capitol rotunda in D.C. now, he's a Virginia man named Adrian J. Hinton. He's 35. He's a suspect, the police announced on Twitter Thursday morning. Now, apparently, he tried to put a flaming bag on top of a car at the grant memorial at 5:30pm the bag burned, didn't light anything else. And they also caught him and he had a bunch of stuff with him. He had a machete and some switchblades. Just weird stuff, man. I don't know. I don't know. You got anything else on this, though?

[B]

Sayonara. Like these people. Jimmy Carter is the worst president of the United States besides fucking Joe Biden.

[A]

Yeah. He's unremarkable, okay?

[B]

They. They caused people to lose their fucking homes. They caused people to go bankrupt. They changed the course of people's lives in a negative way. I have zero sympathy for him passing away. I'm not going to pretend like we lost some American hero that was responsible for more economic destruction than almost anybody except Joe Biden. Those people don't deserve to be celebrated. I don't give a if they're president. I don't care if they were nice people. They weren't because they ruined lives. That's how I feel about it.

[A]

That's real, man. Guys, you jump in on this conversation.

[B]

I don't think we should be celebrating any fucking person in this country that has harmed the people of this country in the interest of self. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

Like, dude, I think Jimmy Carter should have been cremated, thrown in a paper bag, and thrown in the river. That's what I think. And then you say, peace out. You shouldn't have around. That's. That's what I think.

[A]

I'm with it. I'm with it.

[B]

Yeah. I don't think that we should celebrate people just because they earn a position in life. Yeah, we should celebrate them based upon how good they were at it. It. Were they great at it? Did they make the country better? President Grant made the country better. This rode in on horseback during the Civil War and killed the slave owners. His party, the Radical Republicans, which is interesting because they were the ones that freed the slaves. They wrote in legitimately, physically freed the slaves. Then he becomes president. What do we talk about? That guy. You see what I'm saying?

[A]

They want to tear a statue down, right?

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so I. I don't think we should celebrate people that don't do good things. And I think that if we only celebrated presidents that did good things, these, because they're so ego driven, they would do good things. Like, if they knew that their president, presidency was rated a C or below, that they were going to be put in a paper bag and thrown in the river and laughed at, they'd do a better job because that's what these people care about. They care about their legacy. They care about their stupid picture in a collage of other people. They care about their library. They care about that shit, bro. That's what they care about. So, like, we should leverage what they care about against them to make them do a good job.

[A]

Yeah. You know? Well, here's another thing too, that I saw this pop up. I don't know if you've seen this or not, but apparently, and I didn't know this actually, but when, When a former president dies, there's 30 days of national mourning that happens where all flags are like lowered to half staff, right? And because of when he died, the inauguration is encompassed in that 30 days. Right. Now, I was seeing some stuff online. You know, people try to, obviously conspiracy theorists, the real ones, hop on that and try to elevate it and make it crazy.

[B]

But those people are getting on my nerves.

[A]

Well, my question is, though, yeah, they do.

[B]

They're annoying because, like, bro, like, like when I agree with them, I liked.

[A]

Him, but then they just go too crazy, bro.

[B]

It's not. Not everything is a conspiracy. Just most things.

[A]

Most things, yeah. Yeah. But it did make me think, though. Like, it did make me think because, like, listen, like, let's be real again. Like, he should have been, you know, crossed the, the life line there, right. Months ago, probably years ago. It is interesting that, like, the timing of it. Like, I'm not saying anything about the flags. Like, that's typical, right?

[B]

But like, I mean, maybe I.

[A]

Don't you see what I'm saying?

[B]

Like, like, I mean, bro, these people are disgusting.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Like, so, I mean, if we know they're evil and up, who's to say they didn't just, like, crank his oxygen line, you know, I'm saying to make it happen to where. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm just listening.

[B]

Here's what I'm just saying. Imagine sitting. Imagine working your whole life and kissing ass and working your chain up and doing all this to sit in the room with those motherfuckers. I'd rather pull every single fingernail and toenail off of me with a pair of pliers and then every single tooth.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For real. Than to sit in a room with these. The only one I'd want to sit in there with is Trump.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. I don't know, Slick Willie. I might. I might do five minutes with Slick.

[B]

Yeah, I. I think. I think Bill Clinton could come.

[A]

But your wife can't come, bro.

[B]

Yeah. Hillary can't come. Bill. Bill Clinton and drink beers.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Okay. Smoke a couple weed. Weed cigarettes. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Last time your wife won't inhale, she tried to own the apartment. And like, bro, she can't come this time.

[B]

Yeah, I. I would. I. I hope he would bring her. And I just annihilate her the whole time, bro. Man, the way she talks is.

[A]

Just make her watch the. What's that movie? What's that? Thirteen Hours. What's the movie? I'm being.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Thirteen Hours.

[A]

I'd make her watch that. Bring her.

[B]

Bring her.

[A]

Got a great movie tonight. Watch 13 hours.

[B]

Dude, he hates her too.

[A]

He has to, bro. He has to. He just, you know, past the point of no return. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. My guys jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise on.

[B]

Shit, dude. We're only on the first topic.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Holy shit.

[A]

We got elongate this thing. All right. Right that up.

[B]

We're growers.

[A]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from @rigomontes6324. He says, Andy and DJ. When I saw this episode, I almost joined the LGBTQ+ community. Way too excited for two dudes. Yep.

[B]

Congratulations. I mean, I appreciate the comment.

[A]

Oh, we love it. It's good.

[B]

It's a little gay.

[A]

Oh, shit, man. All right. Yeah. Next one comes from at Ms. Jin G. She says, gotta go with Andy on this one. Grass day. New Balance is all the way. I've lived next to a Marine Corps base, and all the retirees and vets that come into my store wear them. They are straight up killers.

[B]

They don't give a. Yeah. If you're gonna wear grass stained. See, here's the difference. People who wear all black Air Force ones, they're trying to look Hard people who. People who wear grass stain. New Balances are so far past that they don't give a.

[A]

The khaki shorts too.

[B]

They will kill you and barbecue you and say it's chicken. But you got out there on the grill today, dad. Oh, this is gigantic chicken.

[A]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. All right.

[B]

Where did those shoes come from? I tried out some new ones.

[A]

I don't know, man. I think it's still up for debate, bro.

[B]

I don't know no debate.

[A]

We'll see. This last one. This last one comes from at Fapping2Charts.

[B]

Fapping2Charts.

[A]

79 for DJ talking shit about the Cowboys. I'm going to give it back and say he'd suck a dick for grape first form energy and barbecue ribs or fried chicken. Love you, dj. Believe America's team alone. Even if they haven't been good since the Emmett Smith days.

[B]

We dead boys.

[A]

All right, okay, you got me. All right.

[B]

I mean, I do happen to have. I do happen to have one of those grape energy drinks right here.

[A]

Hey, man, it is what it is, guys. We appreciate you for being real ass fans. Thank you guys for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys.

[B]

That was a little racist, that what he said.

[A]

It was fine.

[B]

A little racist.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

Fried chicken. I mean, listen, I like fried chicken.

[A]

You know how those homosexuals are, bro. They get hot quick. You know, they just start saying they.

[B]

Just let it rip, bro. That's that gay privilege they got.

[A]

Piss them off.

[B]

Yeah, they'll say whatever.

[A]

It all comes out.

[B]

Yeah, it don't matter because they got the rainbows. Force field, bro. I can't penetrate it.

[A]

The only thing you can't penetrate.

[B]

Holy shit, man.

[A]

Let's keep the cruise moving, guys. We got headline number two. Let's go to Cali. Got to talk about it. Obviously it's a big story going on. Yeah. California wildfires, man. It's.

[B]

It's horrible.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

I was up last night watching it on TV for like four or five hours, dude.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

What was crazy was it that new ones just kept popping up.

[A]

Yeah. Isn't that weird?

[B]

Dude, listen, it is weird.

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

I get a weird. I. I didn't want to make a post about it or anything, but, like, I am getting like super fucking weird. Like.

[A]

Well, I think there's some spiritual shit going on, bro.

[B]

I don't know, it does sort of feel like that. It also feels like, I don't know, like, where's going to be the evidence of all this Hollywood pedophilia? Now you know what I'm saying?

[A]

The rooms got burned with the cameras in them. Got burned.

[B]

I'm just saying, like, these people are not against burning down an entire city and doing, well, insane damage, protect themselves.

[A]

That's how cover ups happen all the time. Like all the time, bro. Like, it's always this.

[B]

Look, man, I hate to say that, like, I know, because people are gonna get upset because it's a tragedy and they don't.

[A]

But that's the thing. They don't care about the extra excess loss or damage. They don't care to achieve one small little goal.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They will burn it all day.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And people don't understand that, bro. But we do that to other countries on a daily. That's what people don't get. We do it. They just think, oh, it never happened here. No, it absolutely does.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely. I don't know what to think, but I know this. I know tons of people that live in la. We used to have an office in la. I got a lot of friends in la. And it's, it's heartbreaking to see, like, places that I've been and gone spent real time at. Just gone. Yeah, it's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, even the last time we went out there, like, because I saw one of the videos, it was like, right on.

[B]

I mean, I know we joke a lot about it.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Like I, I'm not a big on communist. Yeah, for sure, bro. But like that, that's, this is terrible.

[A]

No, it's a, it's a up loss. And like, I mean, people, real people are being affected. Yeah, some people are being affected.

[B]

Yeah, bro. And you know, people don't understand, like when you lose your house in a fire, bro, you lose all your memories, you lose your animals, you lose your, like, it's like getting your life erased. You lose a computer, you lose all your photographs, like, and there's some up. Listen, hold on. Real talk. Yeah. Do you know why that happened with the State Farm? Do you have that in here?

[A]

I. I couldn't find.

[B]

So do you know why they did that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Because they use an AI algorithm. The actuaries of the insurance company use an AI algorith to determine how risky it is. And so the AI algorithm knew that they didn't have the resources and they didn't. And they just cut the budget and. Yes. And they had problems with getting water. And the AI algorithm knew that they were like set up for this to happen and so they canceled all their insurances days before this. Hold on now. I Read that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't vet it, but I read that that could be. That could be false. But it sounded good.

[A]

I mean, fog. It makes sense.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, and we know how. How much everybody loves to use AI because, I mean, that's the thing that it lacks. Lacks that human, you know?

[B]

I'm saying, like, touch, you know, dude, it's fucking.

[A]

It's wild, man. But let's dive into this because we got some stuff to talk about here.

[B]

But people don't realize, like, what you actually lose. One of my best friends, one of Sal's best friends. His house burnt down a number of years ago, and the girl he was dating, I think. I think if I remember right, she flipped a cigarette on his deck, started a fire, burnt the house down. Bro. His dad had just passed away and he had, like, all these photographs. Listen, the only thing he was able to salvage from the house was a. His dad's casket flag and, like, all his pictures, all his. All of his. Gone. Everything. Like, dude, people don't think of it like that. Like, think of. Think if someone came through your life and just erased all. All the memories you had. That's what a fire does, bro.

[A]

Geez. It's.

[B]

It's not. It's really bad, man.

[A]

It's. It's terrible, bro. I mean, so far, as of right now, there's been at least5.5 deaths as of right now. I'm sure that number. I mean. Chris, bro, the amount of destruction, I mean, it's 27,000 acres so far.

[B]

$50 billion.

[A]

Yeah, 57.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is what they're. What they're estimating right now. Obviously, celebrities are pretty mad because that's a lot of the areas. A lot of the homes have been these. These big mansions. And a lot of celebrities, I mean.

[B]

You get what you vote for. I hate to say that. I hate to say that, okay, nobody deserves what's happening out there. But when you vote for the first. You know, anything, this or. Or. Or pronouns, or all this. This. This is the argument of the last 15 years, you guys, you celebrities were on TV advocating for these people who then made these decisions to cut resources, steal the money, and let these situations manifest. Okay? So it's just as much you as it is the people that you are now blaming. You were on TV saying, vote for Gavin Newsom, vote for this far leftist, vote for this progressive. And those people, historically do the same thing that they do to the black communities for the last 60 years. Hey, we're gonna come in, we're gonna do all this, we're gonna get all this funding and then they steal it and nothing happens. And the. And so this has happened on a wide scale in California and now these people are pissed because it affects them. You know, Like I, I'm not saying they deserved it because nobody deserves it. But you vote for stupid, this is what you get. You get unpreparedness, you get lack of resources, you get. And then when things happen, what happens when there's a major earthquake out there now? You know what I'm saying, bro? They just cut $17 million off the fire department's budget.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Weeks ago.

[A]

Yeah, just. And like, it's so much into this, man. And like, obviously, like, when the goal is not to politicize this, there's real people that are, that are being like their lives are being destroyed by this. Right. You know, but we have to address the, the truth and the reality of the situation and call a spade a spade, you know, and when you look and you just start to unpeel this mess, bro, it's disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. You know, think of what they pay.

[B]

In tax in California, bro, to get this, bro. This is what you get. This is what the fuck you voted for.

[A]

Knowing what these people have pushed. And you know, I'm saying like, they cut 17 million from the fire, but yeah, let's fund this, you know, listen.

[B]

This is why, this is why we have to return to meritocracy. We have to return to voting not because someone has a skin color or someone came from somewhere or what their gender is. We have to put people in positions that are competent, skilled people that can execute the job. And I feel stupid saying that.

[A]

Like, it feels so common sense.

[B]

It is. But you know, people get so comfortable, they think that those things don't matter and then they vote for, you know, whoever makes them feel good or that they can brag about. I voted for her because it's the first female, male, trans fucking. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, dude, okay, and now your house burned down.

[A]

Right? Right. So let's unpeel this a little bit. Right? Because you know, one of the first things that came out was you got the mayor. Most of this is happening in the city of Los Angeles. The mayor, Democrat, Mayor LA Mayor Karen Bass. She was in Africa when this was going on. Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass spent Tuesday in Africa as part of a taxpayer funded delegation attending the inauguration of John Germany Muhammad as Ghana's president. The Democrat was there as her city battled wildfires and thousands of residents fled for their lives. Now, here's the thing. It's important to note, all right? It's not like, you know, I mean, it's not like she just, you know, happened to be there and then this fire broke out. Here's the thing, all right? She knew. She was well aware that there was a potential for this fire to break out before she even went on that fucking trip, okay? And we have the timeline to prove it. All right? On Thursday, January 2, the National Weather Service explicitly warned Los Angeles about extreme fire conditions over the next week, okay? Multiple reports were coming out on January 2nd. On January 4th, that's when she decided to leave to go attend this inauguration of another country's president. And you're a city mayor, okay? And that. And taxpayers paid for her to do that. Be very, very clear on that. All right? Now that next day, emergency preparations for expected fire dang danger that was put out by the governor. All right? On January 6th, she remained in Ghana. Okay? January 6th, later that evening to the National Weather Service, they start pushing out stuff, saying, heads up, there's a life threatening, destructive, widespread windstorm is expected afternoon to Wednesday across much of Ventura and LA County. But she remained in Africa. Then the next day, that's when the fires actually started to hit. She remained in Africa. And then finally, on January 8th is when she, you know, finally showed up. Now, they were able to catch her coming off this plane. All right? And I want to show this video for those of you guys who have not seen this. This is literally her. She's on the jet bridge while this is happening. Happening. Let's check this clip out.

[D]

Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning? Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars? Madam Mayor, have you nothing to say today? Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position? Madam Mayor, have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster? No apology for them? Do you think you should have been visiting Ghana while this was unfolding back home?

[A]

She's running.

[D]

Not a matter. Let me ask you just again, have you anything to say to the citizens today as you return?

[B]

How long has she been mayor? Just recently? A few months.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so first of all, you know, let's be real about that. It's not like she did this, okay? Garcon, who was the mayor forever is the one that did most of this, all right? Secondly, she's clearly not good at public relations, because all she had to say was, hey, this is horrible. This is why I'm on my way back. Nobody could have predicted this. I'm gonna get back and have navigate this the best that we can, and hopefully we can get through it with the least amount of damage as possible. That's all you gotta say?

[A]

That's it.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Or something to the effect. It's weak leadership, man. Dude, what my point is, is why did she get voted in? Why did she get voted in? She did not get voted in because she's competent. She did not get voted in because she's skilled. She did not get voted in because she's experienced. She got voted in because California is of progressive mindset. And who knows what they do with the elections out there, okay? And people vote for things so that they can brag to their friends and say they're not racist instead of saying, no, we need the most effective person now. They had entrepreneurs and billionaires, people who have built things, people who have done things, running for mayor, and those people didn't win. And you know why they didn't win? Because they were white men. That's it. So until we get over this insane of, we're gonna put the first person of this or the first woman this or the first gender this. And by the way, I don't give a if they happen to be those things, as long as they're the most skilled.

[A]

Right? Right. That's all that matters.

[B]

Dude. Yes.

[A]

I don't look at it like, oh, like, no, this is just.

[B]

Bro, if you're. If she was a trans man, Caesar, whatever, and she had the most skill, I'd be like, cool.

[A]

Yeah, cool.

[B]

Okay, cool. Your personal life is your personal life. You want to do what you want to do. But that ain't the case. And that's not the case across the country. We looked at this. Hey, we have this here with Kim Gardner, who let our city burn. Okay? We have this in cities across the country where these people who are not qualified to do the job have no history of qualifications, have no attributes, have no accolades, are in these positions of power, and they are literally the entire country up, okay? And it doesn't matter if they're white or they're black or they're gay or they're straight or they're trans. I don't care. But we have to get back to meritocracy. Are you qualified? Are you skilled? Are you the best person for the job? Or is your head up your own ass? With all these social issues, because, dude, when the rubber hits the road, people die.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

So, you know, all you. Which they don't listen to this show, but that vote on these issues. So you could go to brunch and feel like, you know, you're doing something noble, realize that you're putting your fellow citizens at risk.

[A]

Putting yourself at risk.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because all these celebrities, oh, they're mad because their house burned out. Well, what the fuck have you been preaching for the last 20 years?

[A]

That's my question. You know, but I mean, it's. It's a real issue, bro. It's like, you know, like. Like you said, bro, it doesn't matter what. What. Where you come from, what you claim to be. It doesn't. Can you do the job? And that's not been the focus of Los Angeles. That's something.

[B]

The focus across the country. In most parts of the country, 100%.

[A]

In 2023, Los Angeles created the DEI Bureau and promoted black lesbian to weed out bigoted firefighters on the forest. Let's talk about it. Let's dive into it, because being a.

[B]

Lesbian and being black has something to do with putting out fucking fires. And do you really care if your firefighter is bigoted as long as he comes to your house and squirts the fucking fire out? Fuck.

[A]

Like, oh, man. Are you. Are you a gay firefighter? I don't want to.

[B]

Like, have you ever told a racist joke? Well, fuck, dude. Don't squirt the fucking hose on my house.

[A]

Let the shit burn.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What are we doing, man? Check this clip out. So this is Kristen Larson, all right? She's the first black battalion chief in Los Angeles. Check this video out.

[C]

So I want to reach down and bring you up. And that's kind of something that stuck with me to this day.

[B]

Part of that work means speaking up for those who can't. Over the last few years, LAFD has dealt with a fair share of controversy, and Larson not afraid to sound the alarm.

[C]

I chose to speak out pretty much by myself about the issues of sexism and racism within my department and the need for change. I don't think there's any question that our department is the best at fighting fires. We do it better than anybody in the world.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When it comes to the personnel side, we have some issues, and they're not insurmountable, but they need to be addressed and fixed to the best of everybody's ability.

[B]

Make sure you don't say anything offensive when you're putting out that fire right make sure you use someone's right pronouns when you're putting out that fire. Make sure you never, you know, you never said anything off color or told a weird joke or, you know, I don't know. We're heterosexual. We put out that fire, right? You better not be straight. Dude. The world. World this. Dude, listen, we're seeing. Look at the headline on there. Black Excellence. See, that's the kind of. That is up the world, bro.

[A]

It is, man.

[B]

It's just excellence. Are you an excellent person or are you not? It's not white excellence. It's not black excellence. It's not gay excellence. It's are you excellent or are you not? And this fucking bullshit, this identity politics nonsense has fucked the entire world up, and now LA is fucking in ashes because of it, bro.

[A]

And you know what's even. What's even crazier is that you go to pride.com they put this article out amid Palisades fire. Los Angeles first LGBTQ plus fire chief is proving lesbians get it done. Yeah, they burn this down.

[B]

The whole town is.

[A]

Come on, man. Dude, let's go.

[B]

They don't want you to. Like, I'm gonna walk outside, I see the whole city on fire, but you know what? They're doing a good job.

[A]

Yeah, great job, bro.

[B]

I feel bad for, like, the real firefighters. Like, how many real fire. Have you ever seen that clip of Adam Carola talking about how when he was broke, he. He. He joined. He wanted to join.

[A]

Join the fire department.

[B]

Yeah. And it took him seven years to get a interview. And while he was there, there was a black woman who was in the interview. And he asked her, he said, how long have you been waiting for? And she said, since Wednesday. Okay, that's a problem. That's a problem.

[A]

It's crazy, man. It's crazy.

[B]

We got. We cannot. We have to lose this, dude. This. This. We're Americans, man. It doesn't matter if you're black or white or gay or straight. We're Americans. And are you good or are you capable of doing this job or not? And if you're not, you're still a good person. But go over here and do this job. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, bro. Let's go to CNN real quick, though, because this was an interesting exchange that happened on cnn. You got Jasmine Crockett. She's a crowd favorite. She's. I think she's in. She's a congresswoman, I think. I'm pretty sure she likes to get in these race debates and then talk about this let's check this clip out.

[B]

You might have recall a news story from last year. There was some interest in the fire departments and the firefighters in California. And the interest was, was that there were too many white men who were firefighters. And we need to have a program in California to make sure we don't have enough white men as firefighters. So we have deact. So we have. And yet I'm wondering now if your house is burning down, how much do you care what color the firefighters are? You can respond and then.

[E]

Listen, I am so tired. You know what, there was an article that just came out that said that actually the most educated demographic in this country right now is black women. So let me be clear, because you are woman or because I know that some of the right has been sharing these photos of the fact that I believe that the fire chief may be a woman or something. That has nothing to do with it. We are looking at qualifications. What diversity, equity and inclusion has always been about is saying, you know what, open this up. Don't just look at the white men. Open it up and recognize that other people can be qualified. And the fact that we want to at a time when people are dying.

[B]

Okay, lady, but here's the fucking problem. The white men don't even get a chance anymore. So I can understand this. 60 years ago when it was the boys club and it was all white dudes doing fucking everything. But now we've, we've created this scenario where white men don't even get an opportunity anymore because they're white, which is racist by definition. Okay? So fucking that argument is 40 years too late.

[A]

Yep. Not only that, now you got it. And LA's and ashes and by the.

[B]

Way, being educated doesn't have to do with labor job. Being a firefighter is a physical job. You don't. Look, you don't have to be Harvard educated to be a firefighter.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Okay, So I don't know if what she said was true or not true, I don't know. But I know this. You better be able to carry a 250 pound dude out of a building. And you can't.

[A]

And if you can't do it, you.

[B]

Shouldn'T be a firefighter, man or woman.

[A]

If you can't do it, you can't do it.

[B]

You know, I'm so tired of hearing this like dude, what are we talking about? The, the only demographic in the history in the country that that has been able to be discriminated against for the last 20 years is white men. They're the only ones that can legally not get a job because they're a white man. So we're gonna fucking still beat this drum about this of opportunity. What the fuck are we talking about? Why aren't we talking about that in sports? Why aren't we talking about that in the NFL or basketball or. I remember they were talking about it in hockey a couple years ago. But how come it's exclusively to white things and not fucking everything, right? Like, dude, I'm just done with this shit. We're Americans. We're fucking all. We should all be judged on the content of our character and what skills we have. Meritocracy. That is it.

[A]

That's it, man.

[B]

And anything else is racist by default.

[A]

Well, bro, you know, the other thing, too, that. That's. That's crazy is, like, they put these people in these positions, and then they pay them exorbitant amounts of money. The. So the. The. The person that's responsible. Because, like, I mean, here's one of the things, too.

[B]

Bro, this woman's fucking insane, bro. Put her on the fucking fire crew. No, for real. Let her go see what it's about.

[A]

Dude. The thing's insane, though, but, like, the thing is.

[B]

Hold on. There's a. There's more to this clip, right? What else does she say?

[E]

I'm sure some decide that a country of immigrants is failing or people are dying because the same very people that built this country, because the last time I checked, y'all didn't say that anything was wrong with the White House. And I can promise you it was my ancestors that built the White House. So listen, if we have been good enough to build this country, we are good enough to serve and die overseas. We are good enough to serve in other ways. And the fact that people actually decide that they want to engage in public.

[B]

Service, what are we Not. Where. Where are you not serving? Where are you. Where are you blocked out of? Where. Where.

[A]

It doesn't.

[B]

Fucking. 50 years ago, okay? 60 years ago.

[A]

70 years.

[B]

Okay? 70 years ago, okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[A]

And not only that. Just because you want to do something doesn't mean you can. That's the bottom line, bro. It doesn't matter.

[B]

Doesn't matter, bro, listen, we got to get back to being judged on the quality of our character and the. The skill set that we have, and we need to apply that skill set to the things that we are capable of doing, and we need to be judged on our fucking performance. That is it.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Not the color of your skin. Not what your ancestors built. Okay, I see people like her saying that black people built Europe, right? Okay, so what did white people build?

[A]

Right?

[B]

What did we do? Oh, we did nothing. Yeah, out of here.

[A]

Black people built Rome, bro.

[B]

Listen, I'm not gonna hear this anymore. I'm tired of hearing it. I'm tired of hearing it. Okay, so. So we don't get any history. We don't get any history, bro. And listen, that's not racist to stand up and say, what the.

[A]

Yeah, right. No, that's the thing, man. Like, but they. That's how they disguise this, man.

[B]

No, that's racist, what she's saying.

[A]

It's racist. Yes, it's racist, man. You know, it's crazy. And then. But then they put these people in these positions, bro, and they give them exorbitant amounts of money. So, like, one of the things that's also happening in LA right now is that, you know, there's a water shortage, right? And the fire hydrants have been run out. Right.

[B]

You know who did that?

[A]

And the person that's responsible for that.

[B]

Yeah, he was white, I think it was.

[A]

It was a chick, actually.

[B]

No, it's Gavin Newsom did it.

[A]

Well, yeah, he started protect the smelt, the. The salmon.

[B]

Endangered fish. Yeah, right, but, like, protect this endangered fish and let your entire country, your entire city burned down, bro.

[A]

And the person that's in LA county, that's responsible, that helped with that decision. You know how much that person makes a year? Three quarters of a million dollars, bro. 750 grand a fucking year.

[B]

Cost of living.

[A]

That's insane, man. It's insane.

[B]

Taxpayer money, bro.

[A]

It's insane, bro. Now, there's been a lot of other crazy stuff going on. One thing that I. Bro, you feel.

[B]

What I'm saying, though, about that race?

[A]

Oh, bro, it's done.

[B]

No, I'm just saying, like, shut the up.

[A]

It's done.

[B]

Give me an example of where the. You. Where. Where can you. Where are you blocked out of?

[A]

It doesn't. Where. It doesn't.

[B]

Because I can name a bunch of places up until six months ago when they stopped affirmative action that white people are blocked out of.

[A]

Doesn't happen, bro, but let's stroll some more BS here. Because it was going on Twitter, I found this guy, Morgan, 10. Tingly, tingly. Let's read his tweet. Read his tweet. You want to read it?

[B]

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event. Bags packed, ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window while taking Media requests and explaining to the public for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this. You, sir, are a idiot. They got no water, they got no staff, they got no resources. They got. But. But it's climate change, right?

[A]

Climate change.

[B]

These people, these people want it to be climate change. To push. They would love their city to burn to push their religion, which is climate.

[A]

They're not saying, dude, not the $17 million that was cut out. The budget, that had nothing to do.

[B]

With the way they spend it. What's that gonna be? One fire truck, you know what I'm saying? Like 17 million. These in California been milking their citizens. Look, dude, here's the reality. People in California go with the flow people. That's why they live there. No one really gives a. They're like it. I'll. If you go to California and talk to someone about the taxes, you know what they say? They all say the same. Look around, dude. Look at the weather. It's a weather tax. This is beautiful. I get it. That's crazy, okay? But these people don't pay attention to how their money is misunderstood. Appropriated and stolen from them.

[A]

It's crazy because they're.

[B]

They're just go with the flow type people, bro. They're like it, I'll pay it. Look how beautiful it is. And I agree, California is a beautiful place. But dude, these people have been stealing your money for years and years and years and years and years, driving up the cost of property, driving up the cost of living, making it unaffordable to even exist there, unless you're making a million bucks a year. You know what I mean, bro?

[A]

It's impossible, bro.

[B]

People gotta fucking wake up, dude. Morgan, now he's never gonna wake up.

[A]

Let's play a game. Let's play a game. So on this fire stuff, you know, like a lot of people been coming out talking about this. We're gonna play a little game. It's called who said it? Okay? So we're gonna put a little tweet up and I want you to figure out who said this, okay? Here's, here's the quote. We sent over $250 billion to Ukraine, but we can't get enough water to fight fires in California. I pray for everyone's well being during this time of difficulty. Who said that?

[B]

I mean, it's a rapper. I get a hint?

[A]

Yeah, it's a rapper.

[B]

What kind of rapper? Good one or a bad one?

[A]

Oh, that's a tough question. Depends on who you at. I'll tell You. He's wearing. He probably would wear black. Air force once.

[B]

50 Cent.

[A]

Waka Flocka Flame.

[B]

Oh, all right. Waka flocka.

[A]

Waka flocka. He had some good music back then.

[B]

That was a good guess.

[A]

That was a good. That was a decent guess. That was good. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's been chiming.

[B]

Says some real, bro.

[A]

He's been on. He's been on the right track.

[B]

He's better than that. Piles, dude.

[A]

Yeah, he's probably. He probably.

[B]

What the.

[A]

His name Plies.

[B]

Plies. That guy's a.

[A]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

I don't even know who the that is, bro. That he is. He's a idiot.

[A]

Yeah, man.

[B]

Oh, that guy should stick to whatever the he does, I guess. He's a rapper. Okay. Go rap maybe.

[A]

I mean, he wasn't. He wasn't good at that either. But yeah, on top of that 250 Biden also just sent 500 million. Man. Guys, pray for the people of California. Yeah, I mean, it's heavy out there and do the pigeons, bro.

[B]

It's sad as fuck, bro. It's sad. Dude, California is so mismanaged and it's finally come to a head where it's, you know, it's ruining like, bro, you know how long it's going to take to rebuild and revegetate the. The area? It's a wasteland, bro. And. And I don't know. There's. It seems like there's more to it, dude. You know, Hollywood's been losing steam. Hollywood's been losing clout and trust for so long and people don't give a About the movies they're making because they're making shitty movies now that are all. It's just interesting that now all of a sudden this is all just going up and I don't know what to think, bro. Honestly.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.

[B]

I mean, look at that guy. That firefighter, bro. He looks just. He's like.

[A]

Looks defeated.

[B]

Yeah. What the can I even do do? You can't do anything. Sucks, dude.

[A]

Yeah, man. Yeah. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you got?

[B]

This should have never happened. They should always be with the. The climate and the droughts and the. And the way California is. How do they not have the best preparation for these types?

[A]

Well, that's the thing. But like, that's when you start peeling back the. I mean, it's hard to say that it wasn't intentional. You don't drain reservoirs that fill up your Fire, brother.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? And you look at everything.

[B]

Feels intentional to me, too, bro.

[A]

You.

[B]

I hate to say that, but it just does.

[A]

The truth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, well, I'm not gonna say it's the truth, but it feels that way. It makes too much sense to not be that, you know, like. And that's been every natural disaster this country's had to deal with. Maui fires.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The. In Asheville. Like, you look along the lines, you go back a couple of months, and there were some things that were, you know, done at those times that made no sense. No big deal. All right, you want to save some salmon? Cool. But then, oh, boom. Oh, we're not prepared. Doesn't make sense, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, guys. We got headline number three. Trump's got a new, new nickname from the. From the left.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

It's great.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

It's hilarious.

[A]

They called him everything. I mean, he's been called them to everything.

[B]

Hitler, Nazi, misogynist. Yeah. Rapist, racist.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

All the s got a new one. All the isms. He's all of them, bro.

[A]

It's amazing. I didn't realize this, but if you put an ist on the end of anything, it just sounds bad.

[B]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like chickenist. Like, they've done it. They've done it all. He's got a new nickname, bro, with all of his. His things.

[B]

Did you say chicken is shot?

[A]

Does that sound bad?

[B]

What is a chickenist?

[C]

I don't know. That's above my.

[B]

Is that someone that loves chicken or is that someone that hates chicken?

[A]

Well, a pianist.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Are you. Are you exclusively chicken? Are you exclusively. No chicken. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

I've never met a person who's no chicken at all.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. A pianist.

[B]

Yeah, but a pianist.

[A]

A pianist.

[B]

You're a pianist.

[A]

I'm a pianist. I'm a pianist. Yep. Does that mean all?

[B]

I don't know. In your case, it means all.

[A]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, he's got a new nickname with all of his new agendas he's been pushing out. Let's check his new nickname. This is coming from NBC. This is good. Pressure on China and pure trolling.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Trump is pushing an expansionist agenda now. He's an expansionist. What the fuck does that even mean?

[B]

That means he. This is they're going to continue to call him Hitler, bro.

[A]

Is that what it is? Yeah, he's trying to expand his empire.

[B]

Yeah, well, it's not that. It's. It's that f. Go through the topic and we'll talk about it. Yeah, dude, I might get off on some fucking tangent.

[A]

Yeah, NBC is wild and bro. So let's check this article out. So in the final weeks before Donald Trump returns to the White House, the focus of his public remarks has not been about the confirmations of his cabinet picks or on key parts of his campaign agenda like mass deportation and lowering prices. Instead, Trump. Trump, who has criticized US Military involvement in other countries, is advocating for America to gain more global territory, including by force if necessary. Call it his annexation agenda. In recent days, Trump has repeatedly pushed the idea that he will take over Greenland from Denmark, reclaim the Panama Canal after the United States returned it to the Panamanian government decades ago, and absorb Canada into the United States. Trump said he is keeping the option of using the military to gain control of Greenland and the Panama Canal on the table, while saying he will exert economic force to pressure Canada to join the United States. He also said he wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico and the Denali North America's Tolux Peaks. Now it's interesting. Whatever, okay. He's an expansionist. Got it. Now the Greenland situation, I looked a little bit more into this. That's interesting because also coming from NBC, they're saying this Greenlanders are worried to find themselves on Trump's shopping list.

[B]

That's not true. It's not true. That's total, bro.

[A]

Yeah, it's not true. And that's like, I love how they paint this, right? Like as in, like that's the majority, right?

[B]

There's 56,000 people that live in fucking Greenland.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah. And by the way, most of them want to be a part of America.

[A]

Most of them do, right?

[B]

Because you know what the alternative is forum to be a part of Russia and China. And they know it. So this is a. This is a highly misleading headline, bro. And what this really has to do with is natural resources and China geographical. That's correct. And Russia has 60 ice breaking natural resource vessels. We have two. One of them just burned down. Right, okay. So what this is about is, is this is about the exploration and claiming of the natural resources that exist north of the. Of the border for us, all right? Because if we don't, they will. And that's what's happening. So it becomes a. It's not. It's not like, hey, we want to just have Canada and we want to have Greenland. That's not what it is, bro. What it is is we have to protect America and the people of Canada and Greenland from these other places that are geographically on the other side of the world. So if you're in Greenland or you're in Canada, would you rather join the United States or would you rather be a part of China?

[A]

Right.

[B]

Or Russia?

[A]

That's what we'll. Bro, Canada is pretty close to joining China.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

I mean, they're.

[B]

But that's. That's what this is about, bro. It's not just about. They're painting it as Trump's a land thirsty expansionist. Like, and. And, dude, there's another human being that lived that did these things that they said the same thing about.

[A]

Isn't that crazy? Well, I think it's also important, too. Like, you said 56, 000 citizens are in Greenland, but, like, they're not talking to anybody that are like any actual Greenlanders, right? So I got a clip for you guys. This is an actual Greenlander. Let's check this out. Like, if you could tell Trump anything.

[B]

What would it be? Bios by Greenland. Why Greenland? Why do you want Trump to buy Greenland?

[A]

Because we don't want to be colonized by Danish government anymore. We get ripped every year about our minerals from Greenland.

[B]

We are the richest nation in the.

[A]

World, and we don't get to use it that much.

[B]

Using us too much.

[A]

Do you like America? I love America, but people are too fun over there.

[B]

People are what? What do you say? People are what?

[A]

But people are too fun over there.

[B]

Too fat. Too.

[A]

Too friendly over there.

[B]

I think he said too fat.

[A]

Too fat. But people are too fun over there.

[B]

He said fat. The motherfucker's fat to me. You talking about right there, bro. You fat ass.

[A]

No, he said, Donald Trump Jr. I sent down Junior up there. And, bro, like, people, we had a very good reception.

[B]

People loved him.

[A]

Yeah, you know this.

[B]

Look, man, this is. This is about setting up our side of the world. Not Canada, not Greenland, but our side of the world. Humans to keep from becoming their side of the world. That's what this is about. Look, dude, he's uniting the West.

[A]

Well, we pay for it already, bro.

[B]

No, I mean, but I do like that he's straight up, like, did you see the tweet that Elon said to.

[A]

Trudeau where he's like, girl, you're not.

[B]

Even the Governor of America anymore, bro. Oh, man, that's great. This Is what a time to be alive, dude.

[A]

It's weird times. Yeah, it's weird and interesting times. I just want to throw that in, see what you thought about that. Guys, let us know down in the comments.

[B]

I think Trump knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. And I do. I think I should let him do it. I think there's going to be. I, I'm just going to say this on the show because I do want to say this, but I think there's going to be a major announcement about Ukraine in the next year or so that people are going to get fucking pissed about.

[A]

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, there's. There's.

[A]

They'll be there. Yeah, yeah, they'll be right. They'll have no choice. And that was the plan all along.

[B]

I agree. And people, when it happens, people are going to be like, what the fuck? And we should say it. I mean, market in history, you know, I think they're gonna name it the new Israel.

[A]

Israel be the new Ukraine.

[B]

That's. That's what I personally think.

[A]

Speculation show.

[B]

It is speculation.

[A]

But you heard it here first.

[B]

Yeah, guys, we'll see.

[A]

We'll see. Yeah, we shall see. You'll see, guys. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we got thumbs up or dumb as this, where we bring a headline in, we talk about it to get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads we're in love. So we implanted magnets under our skin that connect when we touch.

[B]

The is wrong with you guys.

[C]

There should be a natural sort of like purge that people do. Stuff like this just gone, bro.

[B]

Listen, I really think this. I really think what we should do. You see, you and I, we think a lot. Like, all right, Zeeshan's smart. Yeah.

[C]

Minus a couple million dollars, huh?

[B]

That's okay. We're gonna get there. We're gonna get you there. I'm gonna get all you there because we're gonna have the best show in the world. Because the people listen to this show are gonna make us number one. And they're gonna make sure that Z Sean's got a couple million bucks. All right? Aren't you guys. All right?

[C]

So here's my GoFundMe for electricity.

[B]

Also, they're all going to shop at your 7 11. So listen, bro, here's the plan. We give everybody an IQ test, okay? And if you're below, what's the number?

[A]

70.

[B]

If you're below 80.

[A]

Oh, that's okay.

[B]

All right, you go to California. Wait, wait, that already happened.

[A]

They're already there.

[B]

All right, look, new plan, okay?

[A]

New play. Scratch that one. Yeah.

[B]

Greenland.

[A]

No, we want Greenland. Greenland's coming.

[B]

Canada. I don't know. Anyway, Ukraine. There we go. So we move them there before the.

[A]

Other move.

[B]

All right?

[A]

Because, you know, if you do it.

[B]

After, they'll be pissed. You know what, man? I think I'm just gonna move to Vale.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

I was talking to that. To our buddy out there. Matt.

[A]

Yeah, Matt. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Who. Who owns Mountain Standard, which, by the way, best clam chowder on Earth. I will never, ever come off of that statement.

[A]

I mean, okay, it was pretty good.

[B]

He told me. He's like. He's like, so why are you going home? And I'm like, because I got to do. He's like, you know, I came up here 17 years ago, man. I never went home. I was like. I was like, bro, you were standing right there, and I was like. The light went off in my head. I'm like, do I. Do I have to go home?

[A]

Yeah, man, it was good. It was a good time, bro.

[B]

So I. You know, I just. Just. I just feel like he's got the right idea. Like, just stop giving a bro and just go up there and enjoy your life.

[A]

Make the best clam chowder, man.

[B]

Like, I'm trying to bring up all these young bucks, teach them all this.

[A]

They're putting magnets.

[B]

I could just be eating clam chowder, bro, Minding my own business. I would, too. I'd eat that every day, bro.

[A]

It's some good. You. Well, you.

[B]

I mean, we almost ordered three bowls of it.

[A]

Ordered through?

[B]

Yeah, two bowls and then one with dinner.

[A]

And these were not, like, massive bowls.

[B]

No, I mean. But if they were, I still would have ate them. They were amazing. So, anyway, let's see what these geniuses did.

[A]

This is from New York Post. They took their attraction to the next level. Body modification enthusiast. What.

[B]

What do you picture? What do you picture?

[A]

Yes, it is exactly that.

[B]

It's like one of the people with, like, the tattooed lizard face and, like, cuts in their tongue and. Oh, they're not that bad. No, that's not that bad. It looks pretty normal, comparatively.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's hear it.

[A]

Body modification enthusiast Sadie Rendell and her fiance, Hannah Hansman. It should be Hannah Hat, man. Oh, hey, that was good.

[B]

No, that wasn't good. That wasn't Good. You told 30 jokes earlier in the show that were better. Than that.

[A]

She. Her name's Hannah Hansman.

[B]

Okay, keep going. She. They took the next step in there.

[A]

Who?

[B]

Who did?

[C]

I'm laughing because it's bad.

[B]

Zhan hates you. You.

[A]

Okay? She took it to the.

[B]

I can't wait till I tell the story of the intervention I had to have with you guys one day. I'm telling the story, bro.

[A]

It'll be there. Yeah, it's fine.

[B]

These guys had to have an interventional locker room pull. Pull them together and make sure they didn't kill each other.

[A]

Listen, Russia.

[B]

Yeah. Back on the magnets.

[A]

Right.

[B]

India.

[A]

India and Africa. They can have a great relationship.

[B]

Moving. All right, here it is. They took the next step in their commitment to each other by getting magnets implanted beneath their skin that connect when they touch.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Where are the magnets? Where are they? Does it say?

[A]

Oh, it says there's a video, too.

[B]

All right, let's see.

[A]

Here's the clips, man. It's actually not that bad. Here's a clip. Check that out.

[B]

That's weird, man. Why not just hold hands? That's what. People that are attracted to each other, they hold hands.

[A]

Hold hands. Yeah.

[B]

All right. Whatever, man. Probably give him a job as a firefighter. Qualifies them.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you know, they can hold the hose better.

[B]

Hold the hose better.

[A]

It's the only hose they're holding.

[B]

Tired of harvest. Got big hoes.

[A]

Yeah. Big hoses. Yeah. What are we giving this, man?

[B]

You know what, man? I'm all jokes aside. Whatever. Whatever makes you happy, dude. Yeah. I don't give a. I really don't. I don't give a. As long as you're. This is the whole thing. I don't care. As long as you're not hurting me or trying to take my rights away. I don't care. Whatever you want to do. Unless they're kids, do. Do whatever. I don't care. Yeah, but don't demand that you get to be CEO because you're victimized of some sort, like you either are or you aren't. You're good enough or you're not. And if you happen to be a body modification specialist and you're the best, most qualified person to be the chief of fire department, Cool. I don't care. But can we please get back to that? That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Hey, you heard it here first, guys. Live, laugh, love.

[B]

Guys.

[A]

And I got.

[B]

I got nothing.

[A]

Yep. That is all I got.

[B]

That's all I got, too.

[A]

That's all. I gave it all.

[B]

All right, guys. Don't be a hoe, share the show.

[A]

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