On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss RFK Jr. confirmation hearing, press secretary Karoline Leavitt vowing to hold the media accountable for their lies, and Tiffany Henyard jumping into chaotic brawl with an angry activist.
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Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold. That's a no Head shot. Case closed.
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking Internet. That's we're gonna do. What's up, dude? Hi. We're just getting right into it, man. I'm in a hurry.
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Yep.
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I just got out of tasting 47 energy drinks and I'm cracked out of my mind. Yeah, so we're just gonna. We're just gonna get it going right now. Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe.
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Share the show.
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All right. What's up, man?
A
What's going on, brother?
B
We got a lot.
A
Let's try to punch it in here, then. A little quick hitter. All right. Now, you guys are used to the girth, but we're going to see what we could get here. You know, this. Is this something I talked about before? I always get, you know, a little flack, but I think I have unequivocal proof of what? Cowboys are gay. The Dallas Cowboys football team.
B
No.
A
Yep. Jerry Jones compares owning the Cowboys to smiles and glory holes.
B
What? What you know about glory holes, bro? You're kind of telling on yourself there a little bit. You're not supposed to talk about those things. That's within the circle of trust.
A
Is this like a old people thing? Because I know, like, Jerry Jones got what he's like, 150 glory holes. No, Jerry Jones.
B
What do you mean?
A
I'm saying, like, is it an older thing to where you just, like, get to that point, bro, and you just start, like. Just saying weird, you know, like, this.
B
Is funny that you bring this up, okay, because I've thought a lot about this, so, you know, I'm in my 40s. All right? But I. Shut up. But. And, dude, by the way, I keep getting better. So, like, I don't know what you're. Damn.
A
No, you're fine. Yeah, you're good, bro.
B
I mean, dude, good bottle of wine. That's. That's. That's exactly right.
A
Yeah.
B
So. So let's. But. But I think about this, right? Like, I. I see clips of me on the Internet, and. And I'm like, what the is wrong with that guy? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not just you guys. It's me, too. And. Because, like. And, dude, you've been around me long enough, and you guys here in the room, you know, I say whatever I want, anytime, wherever, whenever you want. Yeah. And I never really figured out why I'm like that, but I thought about it, and I think this is why. I think, because I've been doing what I do since I was 19, and I've been working seven days a week for 26 years, full days, basically, a lot of hours. Okay. And if you add up all the hours that I've worked, I've already worked an entire lifetime of work. All right? And when you work an entire lifetime of work, that actually makes your brain kind of like an old man. Right?
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Okay.
B
All right. So, like. And. And so I think I picked this up because I got so much, so many hours of that I've dealt with that finally. Like, I just don't give a. So I don't think it's actually, like, age. I think it's, like, how much stuff you deal with, and eventually you just stop giving a. You're like, bro, I don't have time to deal with your perception of what I'm going to say. So I'm just going to say it.
A
Smiles and glory.
B
Yeah, that's right. But I don't know where he's coming from.
A
Well, that's the thing. So Jerry Jones may not be giving Cowboy fans a lot to cheer about, but he is dispensing pure gold when it comes to one liner. So they asked him basically at a reporter, you know, the Cowboys got knocked out of the playoffs and the divisions and all of that good stuff. And they asked him what it was like owning the Cowboys, and he said.
B
Smiles and glory holes.
A
I got the clip, man. Let's check it out.
B
There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage. Well, bro, I get what he's saying. What he's saying is, it ain't that fun.
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All right?
B
Like, everybody thinks that doing things. All right, look, man, imagine everything that you did, the whole world saw, okay? And. And, like, dude, everybody criticizes everything that you do all the time. All right?
A
Rightfully so. Yes, sometimes.
B
But listen, bro, entrepreneurship, which is what he is. Ain't fun, bro. It's not fun. It's very rarely fun. It is a. You. You sign up for an eternal beating and. And, you know, sometimes you win. It's like I tell everybody, bro, you know, 2% of the time, you win, 10% of the time, you don't know what the fuck's going on. And you know that 88% of the time you're getting your ass beat.
A
Yeah.
B
And that's how it works, man. Like, so I get what he said.
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Is like, it ain't always sunshine.
B
Yeah. What he's saying is it ain't always getting your dick sucked, you know, because dick getting your dick sucks. Fun. It's pretty nice. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean, everybody can universally agree that you like that.
A
Okay. Yeah.
B
Right? Do you like it?
A
I love it.
B
Yeah. Do you guys like it? You, Zeeshan, they do that in India.
A
We don't have 1 billion people in it. Like that.
B
All right, that makes sense. There we go. All right.
A
All right.
B
Yeah. All right. He's plugging himself over here.
A
Do not redeem. All right. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
B
So you guys aren't sucking them over there, bro. You're just playing. Planting them seeds deep in there, man.
A
Just being efficient.
B
That's right. World takeover.
A
Yeah. So just a little misunderstanding.
B
Somebody read their DMs.
A
Who's.
B
India's trying to take over the fucking world through population.
A
Everyone should talk.
B
All right. Yeah. All right. So the lesson here is don't be an entrepreneur unless you want to get your ass kicked most of the time. And the payoff is you get to drive a nice car.
A
Yeah, well, Jerry Jones is rich. I mean, he's. Yeah, because I mean, he pretty much owns Dallas damn near right.
B
He's one of the richest men in the world.
A
Yeah. All right, so it ain't always smiles and. And glory holes. I love it. Well, let's get into this cruise, guys. We got a lot of stuff.
B
Well, I gotta say this. I mean, you're gonna get your ass beat either way. That's the problem. That's what people don't understand.
A
Like.
B
Like you're life. It's. Do you want. Do you want to get an ass beating with a reward or do you want to get an ass beating with no reward?
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Just that.
B
That is. It's very simply that choice. That is the choice. Do you want to be successful? Okay. If so, you got to do these things that are very hard and you get something for it later. Do you want to be lazy? Well, you get to do things that aren't very hard, but eventually the real comes and beats the out of your whole life. So you're going to get the beating. You know what I'm saying? You might as well get the reward.
A
Might as well get the nice car.
B
That's what I. Yeah, that's how I look at it.
A
I love it, man. Well, guys, let's get into this cruise. Got a lot of stuff to cover today. Remember, if you want to see any of these pitches, articles, links, videos, go to andyforcella.com you guys can find them all linked there. With that being said, headline number one. Big talk of the town today. You know, obviously not all of Trump's cabinet is, is in yet. There's still a few that are going through their confirmation hearings. Cash Patel, for example. He doesn't even start his until tomorrow, I believe, but got RFK in RFK's confirmation hearing. There's a lot of interesting exchanges that are happening there with RF, RFK Jr. And again, Trump's trying to pick him to lead the U.S. department of Health and Human Services. So it's a big department, covers fda, I believe EPA is in there, the cdc. Right. Like, I mean, the health, the actual physical health of the country.
B
Basically all the people that fucked us.
A
During COVID Very, very important position. Yes, Very, very important position. And you know, RFK was on the ballot, he ran as an independent, folded, you know, not too, not too far after.
B
Right.
A
Because independents don't really work in this country. But, you know, dropped out, endorsed Donald Trump and then, you know, things have been good. Couple of big things that's happened so far. RFK Jr says link between antidepressants and school shooters should be studied.
B
Yeah. You know what else should be studied? The link between school shooters and the amount of communication they have with three letter agencies.
A
Well, it's funny you say that because his follow up actually included that he says, and I think he kind of hinted to it, but his full statement was, quote, it should be studied along with other potential culprits. If that's not a fucking night, I don't know what else. Yeah, I mean, because I mean, we've covered that shit on the show thousands of times. Yeah, um, and, but, but he says, yeah, quote, the science shows. This is a senator, Tina Smith, she says the science shows that there is no link between school shootings and antidepressants. And RFK Jr shot back that there couldn't have been published scientific studies on that because of HIPAA rules, which is one of the things that he's trying to.
B
Right. These people just can. Dude, they throw these. It's like when you're arguing. Well, it's like when you're arguing with a leftist and you say shit and they just make shit up on the way back.
A
Well, it's funny.
B
And they say things like, well, doctors say. Or the science says. Or experts say, well, who the fuck are the experts? Oh, all people that think just like you.
A
Right? Well, they say the vaccine say, well, who says that? Yeah, well, the studies. Well, who funded those studies?
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, the motherfuckers that made the vaccine, of course. I mean, come on. Everybody knows this.
B
The problem is though, bro, everybody doesn't know it. That's the problem. People don't know that these studies that say things are safe and efficacious are funded by the people who make them.
A
Right?
B
They don't know that. Right.
A
And then the doctors.
B
And they also don't know that studies can be manipulated and are manipulated based upon the funding that they receive. Do you think that a big pharma company that hires a company that does studies on, you know, the effectiveness of medications is going to turn around, say your medication doesn't work, when they get tens or hundreds of millions of dollars a year to study their medications? Like, dude, no, nobody's doing that. They're going to say, hm, how do we make this look like it works? How do we make this look like it's safe? And they're experts at that. That's what they do. And that is something that Americans do not understand about these quote unquote experts or studies. It's, it's, it's like me saying, hey, dj, do a study on this energy drink best. I'm going to pay you. I'm going to pay it. And then, by the way, I got 100 more behind me that I'm going to pay you to do. You're not going to come to me and say, that sucks because I'm going to cut all this money off from you.
A
Right?
B
And that's what's going on here. And Americans don't understand that.
A
Well, it's greed. And to that, to that same point, then that, that same pharmaceutical company gets to directly advertise the shit to us, Right? And like, and we see it in the commercials. They make these commercials look all nice and people are happy and shit. But then like the last 30 seconds is this monotone reading of all the fucking batshit that's gonna happen to you if you take it.
B
Yeah.
A
You know what I'm saying? But like, it's unique to America because we're one of the only countries, I think there's only like two countries that allow pharmaceutical advertising to, to directly advertise us, which is, I think, I hope, another thing that he can fucking fit.
B
Well. And then Think of this. If you're bombard, okay? If you watch cable television or Dish or any of these things, almost every ad or every other ad that comes up is pharmaceutical, all right? So when you think of the mental health crisis that we have in this country, quote, unquote, mental health crisis, could it be that people just don't feel good because they're not doing things like eating right, training, moving their body, drinking water, getting in the sun, having a mission, having a purpose? And then they don't feel good about that? And then they see all these TV ads that convince them that they need these medications to fix a problem that is actually fixed within decisions they make daily, right?
A
Or you add social media to that, and you have people that are, you know, showing you the best parts of their life and making you think that, like, something's wrong with you if you're.
B
Not renting Lamborghinis 100%, bro. But the thing. What I'm saying here is that the. There's. There's a prime fertile soil that is intentionally set up for people to be made to think that they are victims and need these drugs, when in reality, very simple things fix them. And anybody who lives the live hard lifestyle understands this. Yeah, because all of a sudden they do things, you know, like work out twice a day, drink a gallon of water, put some good in their brain, you know, get outside? Like, all these things that are part of the program, they make them feel fucking great, okay? And then it builds the discipline that they have belief and they cultivate confidence and they build all these things. And now all of a sudden they realize, holy shit, the reason I didn't feel good was because I wasn't actually being a fucking human being and being in control of my environment. And now all of a sudden, they don't need all this shit, right? But these people intentionally propagate being a victim so they can sell more fucking drugs so they make you feel like shit int. So that you will be a mega consumer of everything that they make. How is that okay? That's not okay. And it's not okay that these senators and congressmen and all these people that are talking to RFK are trying to protect their pockets, the. The. The. The matrix, so to speak, from making people sick, right? Like, what the is going on?
A
Well, it's because the pharma companies pay them too, dude.
B
I know, but what I'm saying is, from a moral standpoint, think of how big of a piece of shit you have to be to intentionally advocate for human illness and depression. And terrible mental health and physical health. For a couple bucks on your fucking campaign, you're a piece of shit, bro. You're going to burn in hell 100%.
A
What's even more fucked up too about the situation, man, is, is the mainstream media. Again, we know they lie, we know they do this shit all the time. But they just got exposed pretty badly with this specific situation. Not sure if you guys saw this fake news. Busted. Far left hack has pre written negative headline on her screen before the RFK junior hearing even starts. Did you see this shit? So this lady, here's a, here's a video. She like the, the hearing has not even began yet. Okay. And she's sitting there at her little press desk and she's just already typing up a little article. Here's a clip. Check this out. Because they zoom in on it and when you zoom in on what she's writing, OK, the screen literally says RFK Jr faces grilling on anti vaccine comments and animal mutilations at confirmation hearing Trump live updates it hasn't even fucking started.
B
Well, yeah, I mean, look, dude, I mean, why would you assume anything else? I don't under. Like this shouldn't be a shock to anybody at this point in time.
A
Yeah, I mean it's just the first time that at least I've seen it where, you know.
B
Yeah, but see all these people like that are on the inside, they understand how this works, right? They are no longer reporting the news, they are creating the news. And that's what they look at themselves as their purpose to be. When I was younger and when journalism was journalism, these people went to school because they cared about the truth. Now they want to be journalists because they understand they can control the narrative. And it's a completely different mentality and it's not good. You don't. Who, who gives you the right to control the narrative of truth? Nobody. And it's an elitist, egotistical, disgusting mentality like that you think you could control the truth. Like who the fuck you think you are? You grew up, you grew up over here down the street. You went to college and now you think you control the fucking world.
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Right? It used to be like a fucking house catches on fire. They go report that, hey, a house caught on fire. Now they're saying, I think a house is going to catch on fire at 3pm and sure should. Enough. Yeah, like it makes zero sense, man. But there was some other interesting exchanges when the hearing actually began. One of those being Comrade Bernie. Bernie Sanders. This dude says some cool shit. The Other day, but now he's kind of fucking himself up again. He lost his shit today with rfk. Actually, this headline reads, comrade Bernie Sanders blows up and goes on a crazy tirade about onesies after RFK Jr refuses to fall for a stupid gotcha question. Let's shake this clip out.
C
You have started a group called the Children's Health Defense. You're the originator. Right now, as I understand it, on their website, they are selling what's called onesies. These are little things, clothing for babies. One of them is dialed. Unfaxed, unafraid. Next one. And they're sold for 26 bucks a piece.
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By the way.
C
Next one is no vax. No problem. Now, you're coming before this committee and you say you are pro vaccine. Just want to ask some questions. And yet your organization is making money selling a child's product to parents for 26 bucks, which casts fundamental doubt on the usefulness of vaccines. Can you tell us now that you will, now that you are pro vaccine, that you're going to have your organization take these products off the market?
B
Senator, I have no power over that organization. I'm not part of it. I resigned from the board.
C
That was just a few months ago. You founded that. You certainly have power. You can make that. Are you supportive of this?
B
I've had nothing to do with.
C
Are you supportive of these onesies?
B
I'm supporting the vaccines.
C
Are you supportive of these? This clothing, which is anti vaccine? I am supportive of vaccines. Well, I want good science and I want to protect. But you will not tell the organization you founded not to continue selling that product. Thank you.
A
I want the link, actually.
B
Listen, dude, here, listen. This generalization that everybody likes to do about everything, okay, Is the problem in our communication in this country, all right? You can be okay with vaccines as long and exactly what he says, good science exists behind them.
A
The problem is there's no good science.
B
Okay, but not for all vaccines. Their vaccine used to mean that you took it and whatever the you had went away forever. That's what it used to mean. And then somewhere along the line, it changed into just getting a shot.
A
Right?
B
Okay. And they did that because under the definition of vaccine, when you define a drug as a vaccine, you cannot be sued for the side effects of the vaccine. So they are now calling things vaccines that aren't vaccines by the old definition so that they can have legal immunity for whatever happens and make billions of dollars. All right? That's what people fail to understand. Do you know how many people say, oh, I can't Wait till, you know, the COVID vaccine. We see these commercials that say if you took the COVID vaccine, you're not going to see those because they're immune from those lawsuits. All right? And that's why they call these things vaccines. RFK is telling the truth. You can be okay with some vaccines if the science is right, but the science is not right on a lot of these vaccines. And it certainly wasn't right on the COVID vaccine at all on any of them. Okay? It was a huge. And we don't know yet. We don't know what it was. We don't. I think I know what it was.
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Fucking see it.
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I think I know what it was. It was a depopulation tactic at, at worst and at best, it was a tactic to create a situation where people had to take more drugs to counteract the side effects of that. So it was either a money making play or a legit depopulation play. Some of the people that estimate the deaths on the vaccines globally right now are saying upwards of 15 to 17 million people have died. All right? I'm not saying that's a fact. Yes. I'm saying that's an estimate on the upper end. So, you know, we have to, we have to realize like, these generalizations are what's hurting people. Like, bro, just because a black dude shoots somebody doesn't mean all black people are criminals. Just because a politician steals money doesn't mean they all steal money. Well, most of them do though. But, but the reality is, is like these generalizations that are made in society, all white people are racist. That, you know, that's what is hurting our ability to unite. And these, it's, it's amazing to me how stupid these people are in Washington D.C. the reality of the, of what's happened here is that all the winners, all the smart people, okay, all the people who go out and build things from nothing, those people go out and take advantage of the fertile soil of this country to make money. People who aren't equipped and aren't skilled, they figure out how to make money by going to the Washington. And that has to change. We have to get back to a country where the people who are the producers and are responsible get more involved in the government. And that's also why, you know, these people hate Trump so much and they hate all these independent people so much because they're not, they're people who have proven themselves outside of that, you know, corruption ecosystem.
A
100%, man. 100%. Guys, jump in on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the chat? With that being said, let's go check out the chat. Yeah, this first one. Yeah, it's from. It's from El Tal. Yvonne. Ivan. El Talavan. Ivan. 1503. Oh, please. Bunch of yapping. You guys, along with your country, haven't changed its base of racism. Be honest. He's probably not here no more. Like, he's probably not here no more in the country.
B
You haven't changed. It's based on. He said. I think he's saying it's based on racism. Okay, okay.
A
Well, based of race. Okay, all right.
B
All right, man. Then leave. Don't come here. Give a.
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Stay away.
B
Yeah.
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Oh, you hurt me so much.
B
Yeah, I mean, look, dude, you know what? If you're not American, get the. Out. How about that? Is that racist?
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Is it?
B
No, I don't think it is either.
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No. It's amazing.
B
Every other country in the face of the earth since the. Since the history of time has operated that way. All right? We have China has Chinese people, Japan has Japanese people. India has Indians, Iran has Iranians. English have English, Americans have Americans. And guess what? If you ain't American, you can leave. If that's racist, then we're all racist here, okay? Like, whatever.
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Whole world's based. I haven't changed.
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It's based on racism. Okay, well, I better shut up and delete my whole channel before I get called racist. This ain't 15 years ago. Nobody gives a. Yep, 100%. Call us whatever the fuck you want to call us, but get the fuck out of here.
A
El Tai Ivan.
B
Yeah, and why the fuck are you watching if it's so much yapping? What's that say about you, dumbass?
A
This next comment comes from at Council of Andrews. Council of Andrews. He says Andrew is the best name source. Trust me, bro, we have a scholarship for Andrews.
B
This is a legit organization. It is highly accredited.
A
Yeah, right.
B
They are very well funded and obviously very intelligent. Intelligent. And I am honored to be a part of it. Now, the Council of Andrews, did you join?
A
Like, you have to, like, join it, or are you just born into it?
B
Well, I. You know, you can. You can be. You can join it. You could be born into it. You could change your name into it legally. Okay, yeah, but, you know, pretty much there's a hierarchy of, you know, and I'm at the top.
A
I might change my name.
B
To what, Andy? Well, it's Andrew.
A
I'll change it to Andrew. Would that be weird, huh? Would that be weird?
B
Isn't it weird? That all my family calls me Andrew and everybody else in the world knows me as Andy.
A
Everybody who knows you as Andy? Yeah.
B
Yeah.
A
It's very rare I see anybody call you Andrew, actually. Yeah, my dad, one person.
B
Sal, My dad, my mom.
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Yeah, that's it.
B
Yeah. Well, I am, I'm honored. Thank you, bro.
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You see the logo? Yeah.
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I am the, I am the honorary scholarship winner. I like to, you know, I got nothing but high intelligence and big mouth.
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Like it.
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Yeah.
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All right.
B
Some might argue low intelligence, a big mouth.
A
Yeah.
B
But then I would just show you my wallet.
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This last, last comment comes from at bdfs. I don't know what that means. What does it mean? BDFS. Some slang maybe. BDFS says 13 minute, 1309, ending the federal Reserve. You're making me hard.
B
There we go.
A
All right.
B
Yeah. I'll make you richer too, bro. You know, some people got mad at me about, about saying what I said, like about Gaddafi and Hitler and Saddam. I'm not saying they were great people. I'm saying that's why they were killed.
A
That's why they.
B
And if you want to know why they call Trump Hitler. It's, it's, it's a. They understand what he's trying to do. He's trying to. Yes. He's trying to do the same things economically that a lot of these men were trying to do that pulled themselves off the Federal Reserve and created a situation where the Federal Reserve couldn't allow that example to happen. So they've preemptively be been calling Trump Hitler. Not because he hates Jews. He just put a law today to deport anti Semite or pro Hamas students. So. Which we could talk about a different time, but the point is, it's not about him hating anybody. It's about what he's trying. His economic.
A
They want you to think.
B
Yes, it's about his economic strategy and how it affects those people that control the Federal Reserve and happen to control the media. So when you wonder why they scream Hitler at Trump, that's why. It's not because he's going to put you in some camp or some shit?
A
Well, he did. He actually did just open up Guantanamo Bay.
B
For who?
A
For the illegals.
B
Okay.
A
Yeah, for the illegals.
B
Yeah. Well, the non Americans.
A
They had Auschwitz. We got Guantanamo, you know.
B
Nah, bro, come on now. You can't compare that. That's not what I'm saying.
A
It's not the same.
B
Yeah. And like, dude, people get all crazy when you say this. Those people were. Those people were this. And they were that, and they were this and they were that. Okay, well, who told you that they were this?
A
Right.
B
Okay. And what's the other side of the story? And where are the. You know, where is. Where is. What do they say over there about these people?
A
Right.
B
You see what I'm saying? So, like, we have to, like. And if you think about the media right now, like, we live in an age where the media is very easily exposed for lying, but it hasn't always been that way. Okay, and if the same people have owned the media for 150 years, what does that mean that they were doing before that? All right, how do you know that any of the. That you've been told is actually true? You don't, I don't, and nobody does. And anybody who says they do unless they were there is lying. Because we've seen for the last five or six years how hard they try to create the narrative. And, you know, me included, say things like, well, when I was young, it was the news. Well, I don't know if it was the news. Now I'm actually wondering if it was the news. You know, like, I don't know if that history was exactly right. And I think that's something that we all need to come to terms with. And it doesn't mean. That doesn't mean someone's a bigot or an anti Semite or a, you know, hate a Nazi or hates anybody. That just means it's smart to ask questions about things because we've seen how willing they are to manipulate the. The actual storyline of history. For example, like when. At J6, when the year anniversary of J6, they try to do a candlelight vigil and make it. And you had Kamala Harris say, you know, December 7, 1941, September 11, like, she tried to create all these associations with J6, which were not even comparable, okay? And they did that so that we all thought. We all watched that. We're like, this is insane. What the are they talking about?
A
It ain't for us.
B
It's not for us. It's for our. It's for our grandkids 50 years from now to watch the news clips and say, holy, look what they did. And. And. And, dude, it blew up in their face because it's not true. Okay? So we've. And that's just one example. So we've been able to see them manipulate, manipulate, manipulate, manipulate and lie, lie, lie, lie and lie to create the news cycle and, And. And. And the. The. The narrative. And, dude, they've been doing this for 150 years. So. So we have a right to ask the questions about how things really were, right?
A
100%.
B
I think we, I think we're intelligent people to do that. And it doesn't mean you're a bad person because you don't trust what some group says about history when you know you weren't there to witness it. I mean, dude, I'm from Missouri, bro. The slogan here is show me State.
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The show me State.
B
I don't believe until I see it. That's the truth.
A
Yeah, 100, man. Guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans. BDFs. We're glad you're hard. Yeah.
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Full three inches.
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Yeah, keep liking, keep commenting.
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Actually, if, if, if. It's probably like a big old eight incher. You're listening to this show.
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Yeah.
B
All the dudes live this show got big old hogs. Okay. What? I said listen. I didn't say do the show. One of the dudes that does this show has one, but at least one for sure.
A
I mean, statistically, yeah. At least one of us in this room.
B
Yeah, well, I mean, we talked about history being a lie, right? Where did that narrative come from?
A
It's the show Me State.
B
Yeah, I got no problem with that.
A
Little red rockets, guys. Headline number two.
B
Get the out of here.
A
Headline number two. We got some new fresh faces in the White House. Oh yeah, obviously there's a lot of new people.
B
They got rid of the dude with the fingernails and the fake gay voice. Yeah. And the first black, your favorite person. Immigrant, lesbian, Haitian, Q tip hair, pantsuit. Pantsuit wearing. World's most infamous liar.
A
Liar.
B
Yeah, they got rid of her first, man.
A
Got some new blood.
B
Man, I'm going to miss her, bro.
A
Like I, I was going to ask.
B
You like, like, bro, because her shit's so full of shit, man. I bet she feels good not being up there, bro.
A
You know she disappeared for like the last month.
B
If I was her, I would just go away.
A
Like, where do you go though?
B
Away.
A
Because here's the problem too. Like these people are unemployable.
B
Yeah.
A
Who's gonna hire her?
B
Someone who needs to tell a lot of lies, you know what I'm saying? Like.
A
All right, guys, listen. Another company been doing. We got Bring it In.
B
I mean, if you could handle PR like she did and.
A
Oh great.
B
Yeah. I mean, she'll find some degenerate company to work for. Probably cnn. But she will be on CNN or msnbc.
A
Guarantee.
B
Yeah. That's the only place they could go.
A
They're gonna Give her a spot. Yeah, but we got a new one now. So she, kgb, kgp has been replaced, thank God, by the new White House press secretary, Carolyn Levitt, and she vows to hold media accountable for lies. This lady's a badass. Like, she's badass. She's fucking awesome. She held her first press briefing the other day and you know, she hit the ground running. She hit the ground running. I mean, you talk about qualified. She's, I mean, she can fuck like, bro, she's awesome. She's awesome. And it's cool, too, because it's been four fucking years since we've had that.
B
Yeah.
A
Now, the Trump's former press secretaries, he had K. Wasn't him Kaylee McAleen McEnany.
B
Yeah, Kaylee was good.
A
She was great. The governor now of Arkansas, I believe.
B
Huckabee.
A
Huckabee, yeah. Sarah Huckabee, Yeah. I mean, awesome.
B
She's badass.
A
Awesome.
B
Yeah.
A
And you can obviously see they're still employed, right? Yeah, but, but yeah, Carolyn's awesome, man. And she's, she's been on a warpath. She's been, been lining people up and, you know, crossing T's and Dot and I's. Carolyn Levitt destroys clueless leftist journalists who doesn't know what a criminal is, shuts down nasty reporters asking the same questions over and over. Check a couple of these clips out.
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From her on immigration. Of the 3,500 arrests ICE has made so far since President Trump came back into office, can you just tell us the numbers? How many have a criminal record versus those who are just in the country illegally? Ms. All of them because they illegally broke our nation's laws and therefore they are criminals. As far as this administration goes, I know the last administration didn't see it that way. So it's a big culture shift in our nation to view someone who breaks our immigration laws. Laws is a criminal. But that's exactly what they are. They all have a criminal record. And welcome to the if they broke our nation's laws, yes, they are criminal.
B
How, how hard is it, hold on. How hard is it to understand this? Like, criminals by definition are people who break the law. So if you come here illegally, you are a criminal by definition. How hard is that to grasp? They can't grasp this with the gunshit either. Ok, okay. They're going to make laws. You're going to make laws and put up no guns in the school. Okay? Criminals don't care about your laws because by definition, they are criminals. I do not understand how the shooter Got here. How can these people pretend that they are intelligently superior to everybody else and not grasp a very simple concept of word definition? If you break a law, you're a criminal. You are a criminal. Criminals don't obey laws. So you're going to make laws to control the criminals.
A
Right?
B
That's pretty stupid. It does not make sense to anybody.
A
Well, did we have a big enough note?
B
And you know what the criminals think? That's right.
A
Right.
B
That's what do. The. The school guy shot up because the. Obviously the sign was too small.
A
You gotta have a bigger sign, you know, saying like, I got a bad idea. Let's take all the other good people's guns. Let's take their guns away then.
B
Yeah, yeah. And. And the criminals, guess what they're gonna do? They're gonna realize, holy shit, I'm the only one with guns. I can do whatever I want. Like these that put signs in front of their house to say, we believe in gun laws. Well, that's the house.
A
I'm gonna rob that one first.
B
You know what I'm saying? Like, what is wrong with you guys?
A
It's.
B
Listen, dude, these people. I don't understand how some of these get dressed. I really don't. Do you.
A
How do you think. How do you think KGB got dressed?
B
She must be the first blind secretary.
A
Oh, man. Let's check another clip out from.
B
I feel bad for her, dude. I kind of want to send her.
A
Like, bad for her.
B
I kind of want to send her a card and say thank you for all the material for the last four years in the.
A
In the fashion advice.
B
Yeah, maybe we get her on.
A
Oh, she ain't coming here. There's no way, bro. You.
B
You could always tell when she. She knew she was lying because she started laughing. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I bet if you got her and you gave her a couple drinks and we were just hanging out and she knew that we, like. Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, holy shit, dude. You don't even know what the fuck I had to deal with.
A
But yeah, dude, listen, her replacement's awesome.
B
Yeah.
A
Carolyn, Caroline.
B
I mean, it's so weird seeing competent people, like, take questions and, like, it's actually work. Like, it's bizarre, bro.
A
Check this clip out from. From Carolyn Miller.
B
Thanks, Caroline. A question that we've asked your predecessors of both parties in this job. When you're up here in this briefing room speaking to the American public, do you view yourself and your role as speaking on advocating on behalf of the president or Providing the unvarnished truth. That is not to lie, not to obfuscate to the American people.
A
Ms.
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I commit to telling the truth from this podium every single day. I commit to speaking on behalf of the President of the United States. That is my job. And I will say it's very easy to speak truth from this podium when you have a president who is implementing policies that are wildly popular with the American people. And that's exactly what this administration is doing. It's correcting the lies and the wrongs of the past four years. Many of the lies that have been told to your faces in this very briefing room. I will not do that. But since you brought up truth seek, I would like to point out, while I vow to provide the truth from this podium, we ask that all of you in this room hold yourselves to that same standard. We know for a fact there have been lies that have been pushed by many legacy media outlets in this country about this president, about his family, and we will not accept that. We will call you out when we feel that your reporting is wrong or there is misinformation about this White House. So, yes, I will hold myself to the truth. And I expect everyone in this room to do the same.
A
And Carolyn, now, even with all of this great truth and all this working right now, it's, it's awesome to see. I want you to look at this political headline that they decided to push out. Project 2025 is already massively reshaping America. They're still trying to push this project 2025. They're still pushing it. Like we, you know, got Caroline talking about, you know, the truth and honesty right after that. They want to push this. It's nonsense. But you know what's funny, man, is is the mainstream media continues to fall apart. Did you see last week the cnn, their total gross number of viewers were like less than 500,000.
B
No.
A
And that was the fucking inauguration and everything, bro.
B
Well, I mean, and then they have a, they, they have a platform to stand on and talk about truth, bro. The reason nobody's watching them is because they know that they're not saying anything. That's true, bro. And like saying anything that's kind of true at this point.
A
Well, not only that, bro, again, it's so easy to expose it too. Yeah, it's shit like this that comes out far left. New York magazine caught cropping black people out of all white. Trump party. Did you see this shit?
B
Yeah, yeah, bro, that's, that's CJ's party. He threw CJ Pearson.
A
So they pushed this fucking. They cropped the. And you can see the full picture here. I mean, I would say. I would say that that is representative.
B
Right?
A
That's probably a good, good, good cut there. Like 13% in the picture.
B
Yeah, right? I mean, yeah, like, that's representative of the demographic. What is.
A
Yeah, I mean, like, that's the demographic. Right, but they cropped the picture out.
B
It's all white people. It's all young white people in suits that look good.
A
But then. Bro. But look, then they put in the fucking article, though. Have you noticed the entire room is white? Or almost everyone is white? You mean out of the picture that you fucking cropped the black people out of?
B
Well, I mean, they've been cropping you guys out everything else for fucking. Fucking 70 years. What the fuck you think?
A
It's just. Elon Musk called it out. He shared this. This tweet. He says they literally did the meme.
B
Yeah, yeah, they did.
A
They did the meme. But other good stuff has happened. We'll keep this rolling. A couple of other little cool updates that have happened. We got the new Secretary of Defense, Pete Hexeth. He just did a pretty big dick move. Pentagon, pulling General Mealy's security detail and clearance immediately. He may even face demotion in retirement. You see that? Any thoughts on that at all? I think it was a great move. I mean, the dude's a fucking trader. He's a trader to our country.
B
I think it should be way worse than just that.
A
You got to start somewhere.
B
Well, it's a good start.
A
It's a damn good start because the, you know, the pulling of a security detail and the clearance means you won't know when it's coming.
B
Yeah.
A
You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, it's. It's great. Plus, dude, these people have made millions of dollars in the last four years. He can go hire his own. He can. He can. Like, taxpayers shouldn't be paying for this, dude. He's a fucking trader. In my personal opinion.
B
It's not an opinion. He called China ahead and said, hey, if an attack would ever to have come from us, I will call you ahead of time and let you know. That's. That's the. He absolutely is a traitor.
A
100.
B
Okay, so that guy.
A
But yeah, that's headline too, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's keep this cruise. Cruise. And we got final headline number three. You like. You ever been to Chicago?
B
Yeah, I love Chicago.
A
I like Chicago.
B
Yeah.
A
Chicago has a great food scene.
B
I love Chicago.
A
You can see pretty much anything.
B
Yeah, I love that. You know, the Cardinals have owned the Cubs pretty much forever. I love that.
A
That's true.
B
You know that's true. The food's good, but I love going there because they like to act like that's not the truth.
A
Cub fans are weird.
B
No, their whole fucking fan base is weird. Like, the Blackhawks fans and everybody. They like. They pretend like cakes. It's weird. I. You know, here. Here's what I will say. The Chicago people are tough as fuck.
A
Oh, they are.
B
Okay? Because think about this. You got to root for a team like the Cubs, and you keep showing up. You keep showing up. You keep showing up year after year after year. I mean, dude, I was glad. I. I actually was happy when they won that World Series because I was worried about my fucking homies up there, bro. Like, you got to throw. You know, you could starve people, but you got to throw them something or.
A
They die now and then. Yeah, but they are fighters, bro.
B
Yeah, they're tough.
A
They're fighters.
B
Yeah, but I. I do like real talk. I love Chicago.
A
No, Chicago's awesome.
B
And I love that. I love the relationship people in St. Louis have with Chicago people, because we hate them. But it's also like, if someone else walked in the room, we will you up. You know what I'm saying?
A
Like, I can talk about it. Yeah, that's it.
B
That's exactly the relationship between Cardinals and Cubs fans and Cardinal and St. Louis people in Chicago. People. Yeah, it's actually cool. It's like brothers, right? Like, we're gonna beat the out of each other, but if dude walks in randomly and says something, we're going to gang up on you, and you're getting the fuck out of here.
A
But, yeah, Chicago's full of fighters, apparently, from their sports fans to the city of Dalton. Did you see this? We. We've covered this lady a few times. Dalton dictator Tiffany Henyard jumps into chaotic brawl between angry activists. Her boyfriend losing her wig after she's called a bitch during tense board meeting. Bro, listen, this shit is wild. It is absolutely wild. There was a board meeting. She's actually about. She's on her way out. I was just talking to a buddy who's up in Chicago actually about this. She's on her way out. I think her. Her tenure's up in, like, February, so less than a month. And, yeah, Mayor Tiffany Kenyard throwing herself into a huge brawl that broke out at a town board meeting with her when her boyfriend Charged an activist who called her. A fist started flying after Jedediah Brown called Henyard a half assed mayor at the local Illinois meeting, accusing her of sleeping her way to the top. Quote, you gone. The fuming activist called the mayor of Dalton Village and then all hell broke loose. Let's check the clip out it.
B
White supremacy, bro. Look at all that white supremacy.
A
You know, I'll be. I actually, I like it and not for why you guys think I like it, all right? I like it because it's good to see the citizens, the people finally saying, enough of this. It's good to see, bro. I, I like it for that aspect of it, you know, and obviously we struggle with black on black crime and you know, they're living up to those stereotypes, but, you know, I'm glad to see the people are over the shit. It's good to see. That's my, that's my take.
B
Yeah. Where's the rest of it? Where, where's, where's the rest of it?
A
That's what I'm saying.
B
Because, like, we got to finish the job here, guys.
A
Gotta start somewhere, though. It's a start. Yeah, it's a start. She lost her wig. Yeah, well, that's a start.
B
She should got a better one. Dude, that lady's a total bro. For real. Like, she gets out there and rules over everybody. People hate her.
A
And then steals. Yeah, flat out steals.
B
I mean, look, dude, listen, listen. We can't have a society that doesn't hold anybody accountable and then expect people to not take advantage of that.
A
Right? I mean, fairly simple. It's just like the criminal breaking the law definition.
B
Correct?
A
I mean, it's the same, same concept here. But she's not the only mayor though, that, you know, is ruffling some feathers around the country right now. Let's go up to Minneapolis. Minneapolis, Minnesota. Minneapolis Mayor announces City will not cooperate with Trump's deportation Policy. Do you see this?
B
Yes, bro.
A
For those of you who have not seen or heard this, let's check this clip out first and then we'll get into it.
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I want to speak directly to people who are undocumented. We love you, we care about you in the city of Michigan, Minneapolis, we will stand up for you and we will do anything in our power to help. Because you're not an alien in our city. You're a neighbor.
A
Yeah. Because they stole the house.
E
Now in Minneapolis, we have what is called a separation ordinance. And that separation ordinance states clearly that our city officials, our police officers. Officers and beyond will not be gathering information Showing who is and who is not documented. We do not ask the question with regard to immigration status. And because we haven't asked the question, we don't have any data to show documentation status in our city. Our police officers will not be cooperating with federal law enforcement around federal immigration law. We enforce state and local laws here in Minneapolis, and we will do so to the best of our ability. But as for cooperation with ice, the answer is no.
B
Okay? I highly doubt that, because the next thing is going to be him getting raided and put in jail.
A
Oh, 100%.
B
And that guy doesn't look like a guy that would be able to handle jail.
A
Oh, he'll handle it just fine.
B
I don't think he knows he'll handle it, but.
A
Yeah, I want to point something out, all right? And I'm just going to say it because everybody's thinking it. She lying, okay?
B
What do you mean?
A
She ain't doing sign language, bro. Do you see that shit? I want.
B
I don't know sign language, dude.
A
Me either, but I don't think that was it.
B
Well, I'm sure it was. These people aren't that bad, are they, bro?
A
No, listen, there was a lady in Florida that.
B
Yeah, I remember we covered that. Okay, yeah, maybe that is. Let's see.
A
I'm gonna play without the audio and just watch this, because to me, she. She's scissoring, like, she doing some.
B
Just play it. Let's see.
A
Look what she does with a tongue. She lying.
B
Nah, I. I don't know, man. I don't know enough. But even without the sound, that guy looks like he's gonna hate jail. That girl. Look at the girl on the back, right, man, she's just like, dude, these people look miserable, don't they? They always do. They always try because they're always trying to play this moral high card authority like, oh, I'm so. I'm dj. I'm so disappointed.
A
It's a sad day for democracy.
B
It's what you've done. It's just inexcusable.
A
Andy, I want you to know you're not an alien.
B
What are you. What are you going to do to. What actions are you going to take to make this right with the people that you've offended?
A
I'm going to save democracy.
B
Are you planning on apologizing?
A
Probably. Probably. Actually, I probably should.
B
I mean, that's how these people look.
A
He's not gonna make it.
B
And how about that? Who is that back there? What's that girl's name?
A
Ilan. Omar.
B
Yeah, Ilion. Omar, who doesn't even belong, she heard a brother government. I don't. Is that true?
A
I think that's true.
B
I don't know if that's true for citizenship, but. But regardless, she openly states that her interests lie with Somalia. Okay, well, when is she being deported?
A
Right.
B
Okay. We shouldn't have people who have interests of other countries, no matter what country it is, in our government at all.
A
But here's the thing, man, you know.
B
And we've talked no matter what country.
A
No whatever country, but here's the thing.
B
We.
A
And we've covered this because it's always. It's always these fucking politicians, right, who want us to believe that these are the decisions that's best for us. But when you actually talk to the communities, when you actually talk to the victims, when you talk to the communities, you have to deal with these fucking decisions that these people are making. The citizens don't want it.
B
Well, then why do they keep voting for it?
A
Well, I mean, personally, I don't even know if it's a voting thing, but like, it's ignorance, right? Because they come in and they, oh, yeah, we're going to do all these great things. But then they completely go off script, right? Like, I don't think if anybody, one, knew how bad the shit was going to be when it comes to these illegal migrants, and nobody would be voting for that shit to begin with. But two, if they knew that, like, you know, that their lives, their neighborhoods, that their jobs, that their peace would be affected in the way it has been, nobody would vote for that, bro. I don't think.
B
Well, isn't it a citizen's responsibility to know what they're voting for? Shouldn't they dig into, like, beyond a label, like beyond the Republican label or the Democrat label and say, what is going to actually benefit me and what is the track record of this group of people in actually following through on what they claim? Say what you want about the Republican Party and say what you want about Donald Trump, but he's doing exactly what he said he was going to do. And that's what people want. People want a representative government where the people that we elect do exactly what they say they are going to do. They will continue to lose because their little game has been exposed, which is to come in, say we're going to do certain things and then don't do any of it and take the money.
A
Yeah, bro, yeah, but it is good to see, you know, like, bro, these people are clowns. 100%. Yeah, but, you know, I thought there was going to be a lot more pushback from, you know, these communities that are having, you know, deal with these, these sanctuary cities. But actually it's complete opposite, bro. They're praising. Yeah, these raids.
B
Okay?
A
Praising.
B
You know why? Okay, here's the headline. New York City Residents praise ICE raids Praise after Violent gang member captured. Because, dude, here's the deal. It doesn't matter if you're white or you're black or you're Asian or whatever, okay? Latina, it doesn't matter. You're an American citizen. You live in New York. New York is a great city with lots of. Automatically has diversity. It's always has. It's been. You know what? New York's probably one of the best examples of diversity that exists in this country for the last hundred years. Okay? It's the place where everybody came from all these other places, and a lot of them stayed in that area. So it's very diverse. All right? New York City is one of the most beautiful, cool, culturally awesome cities in the world. There's a reason why it's one of the most expensive cities in the world, because people like living there. I love New York. I love walking down the street. I love the different food choices or the different, you know, cultures that are represented. I love, I love New York. Every time I go there, bro, I walk away and I'm like, I got this energy that I didn't have before. It's fucking awesome. People in New York want to enjoy their city. They want to walk down the street with their loved one holding hands and not get their fucking head bashed in by some motherfucker that doesn't even belong here. They don't. They get it, okay? So like these people who come in and try to pretend like they're voicing for these people and then say, oh, we, we accept. They're all lying.
A
No, they don't accept them.
B
We all. Dude, it doesn't matter what your race is. You want to walk down the street without getting your ass kicked or getting robbed or getting stabbed or getting shot.
A
It's the truth. Yeah. One Brock's woman, 80 year old Evelyn Brown, says she is relieved the raids are underway. Quote, get them the hell off the street. Get them the hell out of the street so people don't have to walk.
B
In fear, she's saying. Exactly. Look, dude, that's a woman who's 80 years old. She remembers what it's like to be able to walk down the street, get an ice cream cone and not have to worry about who's around.
A
Right.
B
You know, like, bro, America's an amazing place when we don't have this criminal element. Your city, your town, wherever you live, you remove the crime. You remove the criminal element, no matter what race they are or where they come from. And you have a beautiful, awesome place. Okay? That's what we all want.
A
It's what we want, man. And it's still rolling, bro. They got. They just shut down Colorado. I don't know if you saw that.
B
That.
A
That's another.
B
Oh, that gang up there. Yeah.
A
Trinder Agua. Yeah. You know those apartments that they had in Colorado, they just shut that down. I was. They're calling it a stunning symbolic victory because ICE came through along with a couple of other agencies. And I mean, bro, they got them out. You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, they're. They're moving, man. They're moving. It's just still so interesting. You still see these people that try to hold on, you know, to these. These virtue signal and. Right. Like, you know, or like, you know how they say, like, well, who's going to do our crops and who's going to. It's like, bro, not only that, how racist are you?
B
Yeah, right?
A
It might be racist.
B
Yeah.
A
You know, so you got that going on, man. It's good to see people are fighting. People are getting this out of here and they're cool with it. Yep, that's my take. I love it. Yeah, guys, let us free.
B
Free New York. Yeah, so I can go back, guys.
A
Let us know what you guys think on this topic down in the comments. With that being said, any last words for Tiffany Signara? Yeah. Let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we got thumbs up or dumb. As we bring a headline in, we talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. And so with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as headline reads, man arrested in UK cheese heist where imposter stole $389,000 worth of cheddar. All right, I wanna. I wanna try something with you, Andy.
B
All right.
A
We in jail. Okay?
B
We are.
A
We're. We're in jail. Big jail. Okay. Yeah. You know, we in.
B
Are we in the same cell?
A
Probably. I mean, maybe. I don't know. We might be in jail.
B
Aren't you. I'm with the Peckerwoods.
A
You're with the Peckerwoods and you're with the. I'm with the Blacks.
B
Blacks. Okay.
A
It's not by choice.
B
Well, no shit I'd like to be with. I don't want to be with the Peckerwoods. I want to be. I want to be with the blacks.
A
Really?
B
Yeah.
A
Maybe we do a little like NFL draft guys.
B
We do a trade. I want to be on your team, dude.
A
Don't you want to be on our own team?
B
Don't you want to be on my team?
A
We'll go start our own team.
B
All right, that's cool.
A
Let's start our own team.
B
All right.
A
But we're in there, you know, like, they're always like, I could just imagine some like, you know, fucking just yoke dude coming up, you know, like, me, what you in for?
B
Yeah, that's what I would be doing.
A
Stole the cheddar.
B
Stole the cheddar. I would think he stole money.
A
He sold cheese, bro.
B
Yeah, but I would. I. If that were me and I stole the cheddar, I would just be like, bro, I stole 400 grand worth of cheddar. And people are gonna be like, what's that white boy talking about? And I'm gonna be like, cheddar, what a. You don't know what cheddar is? That's what I'm gonna do. And. And he's gonna be like, oh, he's talking about money. And then I'm just gonna go away. I'm gonna go down the street.
A
I think you're an accountant or something. They're gonna find out. They rather gonna call you Parmesan. That's gonna be a new nickname now.
B
They're gonna call me Mickey Mouse. My name's gonna be Mickey Mouse in jail because I got all the cheddar.
A
Yeah, Parmesan.
B
Yeah, Parmesan.
A
Yeah, man. This dude stole cheese, bro. It's. It's interesting. Let's dive into it. Authorities in London have arrested a 63 year old man in connection with the cheese heist of 2024.
B
Sounds like a hit movie that's gonna see that on Netflix next week.
A
What are they gonna call it? Graded. That'd be the name.
B
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Cheese was very scarce. People were desperate, especially for Parmesan.
A
I just see some like rat looking dude, you know, I don't have his mug shot. I can just see like a. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Cheese heist, which. In which tens of thousands of pounds of high value cheddar were stolen from a major distributor, London based retailer and cheese maker Neil's Yard Dairy said it learned on Wednesday that a suspect was in custody. The Metropolitan Police confirmed to NPR that a man Was detained on suspicion of fraud by false representation and handling stolen goods.
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Quote.
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The man was taken to a south London police station where he was questioned. He has since been bailed pending further inquiries. Police spokesperson said so. Over the past week, the British artisanal cheese community has been reeling after Neil's Yard dairy announced it had been the victim of a sophisticated fraud. Resulting in the loss of over 300 pounds worth of cloth bound cheddar. The equivalent of more than $389,000. The theft involved. Let's see how smart this guy is. Uh, well, obviously not that smart. He just got caught. But the theft involved a fraudulent buyer posing as a legitimate wholesale distributor for a major French retailer. With the cheese delivered before the discovery of the fraudulent identity, the company said.
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Oh yeah.
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Made off with 950 wheels. That's over 22 metric tons or roughly 48000 pounds of half fog.
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It's a trailer.
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Yeah, it's massive trailer of cheese. Yeah. Wiscomb cheese, which is pretty good. Pitchfork cheddar. It added and it came from three artisan suppliers. So he's in for cheddar stealing Cheddar. What we got? I mean, I didn't know there was a business for that, bro.
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I think cheese is kind of like wine, dude. Like there's like levels to it and you know, there's people that are like super into it.
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I like cheese.
B
Yeah, but I. You don't like that kind of cheese.
A
I know. I love that type of cheese, bro.
B
No, that's above your level of cheese.
A
What do you mean?
B
You like the cheese that they serve you at like twisted tree and like the little Gourmet.
A
Like the, like the shark.
B
Yeah, the you think is nice? Yeah. Okay. There's a whole nother level above that and then there's a level above that.
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And that's what this is.
B
Yes. Oh yeah, bro. There's. Listen, there's levels to this, there's levels to everything.
A
Yeah, that makes sense.
B
That's right.
A
I like gorgonzola.
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I. You know what I like? What do they put on emos there? Parmesan.
A
Oh, that's pro veil provel. That's a St. Louis thing, bro.
B
I like that shit.
A
Don't know about provail, bro. That's that real? Yeah, Real deal Holyfield right there. Yeah.
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I mean he got Dave Portnoy don't like it though.
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Well, he can off.
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He tried to tell. He said the emo sucked, I think, didn't he? Guess what, what did he say about emos?
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We all can't be straight.
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What do you say? What do you say? People.
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People don't call it cheese on crackers is what they call it.
B
Huh.
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Yeah.
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Portnoy is awesome, dude.
A
Yeah.
B
But he's just obviously gonna have to like emo.
A
He's obviously flawed in some ways. He's not perfect. I get it.
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I mean, nobody can be.
A
Unless you like emos. You're pretty perfect.
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My favorite port in the thing that he ever did, though, was when he walked up to that antifa guy and asked him if he's ever been to Nantucket.
A
You ever been.
B
What? Do you hate rich people?
A
You ever been in Nantucket?
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It's nice.
A
Yeah, man. I don't know what we got on.
B
This, you know, I mean, the amount. He's not a very good criminal because he got caught.
A
Got caught.
B
Okay. Like. And there's definitely, you know.
A
Do you think he put a disguise on?
B
Yeah, like Mickey Mouse stealing. Cheating. People do this shit all the time, you know? Many people we've caught trying to do that to our stuff, like make a fake customer and that, you know, like, try to intercept. We've had trailers stolen like that.
A
Yeah, that's crazy.
B
Yeah, That's a real thing. And people do. It's crazy anyway. Yeah. Well, I got no opinion. I'm just gonna guess. I'm gonna flip. I got this coin that says mercy or no mercy.
A
Okay.
B
All right, so we're gonna.
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Here we go.
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It says mercy, so I'm gonna give a thumbs up.
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That's. It's rigged. All right. Just like the 2020 election.
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Let's try it again. Said it again. Said mercy again.
A
Wait, it's a weighted coin.
B
Hold on. We'll go three. It said no mercy. Are you happy now?
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I'm happy.
B
All right. Thumbs down. This piece of.
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Dude, this guy and his cheese must be black. All right.
B
What?
A
What? Guys, what's wrong with you, Andy? That is all I have. That's all I got.
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All right, guys, we'll see you Monday. Don't be a hoe.
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REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode 834 Summary
Release Date: January 30, 2025
In Episode 834 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, host Andy Frisella (#100to0) is joined by DJ CTI to delve into a myriad of pressing topics, ranging from the intricacies of RFK Jr.'s confirmation hearing to the chaotic political landscape shaped by new White House officials. The episode is a blend of sharp debates, insightful commentary, and the hosts' signature humor, making it a must-listen for those keen on understanding the current socio-political climate.
The episode kicks off with an in-depth discussion about RFK Jr.'s recent confirmation hearing for the position of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Andy and DJ CTI dissect RFK Jr.'s controversial statements and the implications of his potential leadership over critical health agencies like the FDA and CDC.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts critique RFK Jr.'s remarks on mental health and medication, highlighting the potential biases introduced by pharmaceutical funding. They argue that many "expert" studies may lack objectivity due to financial influences, questioning the integrity of the research supporting current vaccine policies.
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Transitioning to political shifts, the duo examines the appointment of Carolyn Levitt as the new White House Press Secretary. They praise Levitt's commitment to transparency and accountability, contrasting her approach with her predecessor's perceived incompetence.
Notable Quotes:
Levitt's first press briefing showcased her determination to hold the media accountable, a move Andy and DJ CTI applaud. They highlight her ability to dismantle misleading narratives and challenge biased reporting, positioning her as a formidable force against media manipulation.
Key Insights:
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to critiquing mainstream media's role in shaping public perception. Andy and DJ CTI argue that media outlets often preemptively create negative narratives, undermining genuine reporting and spreading misinformation.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts provide examples of pre-written headlines and biased reporting, emphasizing how such practices distort reality and erode trust in journalistic integrity.
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The conversation shifts to local governance, focusing on Tiffany Henyard, Mayor of Dalton Village, and the actions taken by the Minneapolis Mayor regarding immigration policies. The episode highlights the tension between federal immigration enforcement and local government stances.
Notable Quotes:
Tiffany Henyard's Brawl: Andy and DJ CTI discuss a recent incident where Mayor Tiffany Henyard engaged in a physical altercation during a tense board meeting, illustrating the volatile climate surrounding immigration debates.
Minneapolis' Stance: The hosts analyze Minneapolis Mayor's announcement of non-cooperation with Trump's deportation policies, praising the city's move to protect undocumented residents while critiquing federal immigration strategies.
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Andy and DJ CTI delve into broader societal issues, including the definition of criminality, the effectiveness of gun control laws, and the importance of personal responsibility in combating crime.
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Injecting humor into the conversation, Andy and DJ CTI discuss a bizarre cheese heist in the UK, where a man was arrested for stealing $389,000 worth of cheddar. This segment, titled "Thumbs Up or Dumb," showcases the hosts' ability to blend serious discussions with lighthearted banter.
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Key Insights:
As the episode wraps up, Andy and DJ CTI reinforce their stance on accountability, media skepticism, and the importance of staying informed. They encourage listeners to engage critically with information and support transparent governance.
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The hosts reiterate their commitment to "reality" over "fakeness," urging their audience to seek truth and hold both media and government officials accountable for their actions.
Closing Remarks:
Episode 834 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a comprehensive exploration of current political and social issues, delivered with the hosts' characteristic candor and wit. From dissecting RFK Jr.'s controversial positions to scrutinizing media practices and celebrating new political figures like Carolyn Levitt, Andy and DJ CTI provide listeners with valuable insights and thought-provoking discussions. Whether tackling serious topics or sharing a laugh over a cheese heist, this episode underscores the importance of staying real and informed in today's complex world.