839. Andy & DJ CTI: Gavin Newsom Trump-Proofs California, Trump Demolishes Far-Left Reporter & Leaked Document About Immigration Enforcement

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella - Episode 839

Title: Gavin Newsom Trump-Proofs California, Trump Demolishes Far-Left Reporter & Leaked Document About Immigration Enforcement

Release Date: February 11, 2025

In Episode 839 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, host Andy Purcella and co-host DJ delve into a series of pressing political and social issues, blending serious discourse with moments of humor. The episode primarily focuses on California's political maneuvers to counteract perceived federal threats, President Donald Trump's confrontations with the media, and emerging concerns regarding immigration enforcement in Los Angeles. Additionally, the hosts engage in lighter discussions, including a humorous take on a bizarre scientific study related to astronauts.

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1. Championing a Culture of Competition and Personal Development

Andy opens the discussion by expressing frustration with what he perceives as a decline in personal ambition and competitiveness in society. He emphasizes the importance of daily self-improvement and the relentless pursuit of one's goals.

• Notable Quote:

  "If you don't wake up every single day and aggressively try to improve your life, how can you expect to win?"
  (00:24)

2. Super Bowl Analysis: Chiefs vs. Eagles and the Halftime Show Controversy

The hosts dissect the recent Super Bowl game, highlighting the contrasting attitudes of the competing teams. Andy praises the Philadelphia Eagles for their hunger and competitiveness, while critiquing the Kansas City Chiefs for their perceived complacency.

• Notable Quote:

  "The hungrier, the harder, the more invested party is going to destroy the other party."
  (03:53)

They also touch upon the halftime show, debating Kendrick Lamar's performance. While Andy lauds Lamar's symbolic messaging, DJ expresses his personal dissatisfaction, sparking a brief humorous exchange about musical preferences.

3. California's $50 Million Deal: "Trump-Proofing" the State

A significant portion of the episode centers on California Governor Gavin Newsom's controversial $50 million initiative aimed at "Trump-proofing" the state amidst ongoing wildfires. Andy and DJ critique the allocation and management of these funds, suggesting potential misappropriation and highlighting the broader issue of governmental corruption.

• Notable Quote:

  "High-speed rail system in California is California's Ukraine. More money, more money, more money. Where's all that money going?"
  (25:55)

Andy vehemently criticizes the inefficiency and corruption he believes plague California's handling of taxpayer money, urging listeners to stay informed and hold officials accountable.

4. President Trump's Confrontations and Government Accountability

The duo discusses President Trump's recent interactions with the media, particularly his responses to far-left reporters. They admire Trump's willingness to challenge questions they deem "silly" and view his stance as a defense against governmental overreach.

• Notable Quote:

  "If you're not on board now, you deserve to get made fun of because you're cheering for complete and total oppression of you with your own money."
  (17:34)

Andy and DJ analyze Trump's promises to audit various government departments, including the Department of Education and the military, portraying them as efforts to unearth and eliminate financial fraud and abuse.

5. Immigration Enforcement in Los Angeles: Leaked Documents and Federal Actions

A leaked government document reveals plans for a large-scale immigration enforcement operation in Los Angeles. Andy and DJ express concern over the potential misuse of funds and the aggressive tactics that may be employed.

• Notable Quote:

  "Federal law enforcement agents are planning to carry out a 'large-scale immigration enforcement action' in the Los Angeles area before the end of February."
  (74:46)

They critique DHS Secretary Christy Noem's reaction, accusing federal agencies of corruption and mismanagement, and argue for heightened accountability and transparency.

6. Social and Economic Critiques: Taxation, Infrastructure, and Cultural Manipulation

Throughout the episode, Andy and DJ articulate a strong stance against high taxation, inefficient infrastructure projects like California's high-speed rail, and what they perceive as cultural manipulation by elite groups. They argue that these factors contribute to economic hardship and societal division.

• Notable Quote:

  "We deserve financial reparation for the last 20 years at a minimum. These people deserve to be held accountable."
  (27:17)

They also touch upon issues like the misuse of Social Security funds and the detrimental effects of policies they label as "communist scams."

7. Light-Hearted Segment: Astronauts and Space Science

Towards the end of the episode, Andy and DJ shift gears to a more humorous topic: the hypothetical consequences of astronauts ejaculating in space. They discuss a scientific study estimating the momentum involved, blending satire with playful banter.

• Notable Quote:

  "When a man ejaculates in the vacuum of space, how fast backwards is he propelled?"
  (84:31)

This segment serves as a comedic interlude, showcasing the hosts' ability to balance serious discussions with lighter content.

8. Audience Engagement and Community Building

Throughout the episode, Andy and DJ interact with listener comments, sharing stories of how the podcast has positively impacted their lives. They encourage audience participation, fostering a sense of community and shared purpose among their listeners.

• Notable Quote:

  "I appreciate every single one of you who has the courage to go out and do that work. For real."
  (46:44)

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Conclusion

Episode 839 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella presents a blend of fervent political commentary, critiques of governmental policies, and moments of humor. Andy and DJ advocate for personal responsibility, accountability in leadership, and vigilance against what they perceive as systemic corruption. Their passionate discourse aims to inspire listeners to take control of their lives and challenge the status quo.

Disclaimer: The podcast contains strong language and opinions that reflect the hosts' perspectives. Listeners are encouraged to engage critically with the content.

Transcript

[DJ]

Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bow up stove Counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no head shot case. Close.

[Andy Purcella]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella, and this is the show for the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for, Cruise the Internet. We put topics up on the screen, we speculate on what's true, and then we talk about how you and I and the rest of us together have to solve these problems going on in the world. We're just going to get right into it today. Don't forget to share the show. We don't run ads on the show. We're the biggest show in the world that doesn't run ads. All I ask in return is that you help us grow the show. All right? So if you listen to the show on audio or you watch it on YouTube, it doesn't matter us, but. But if you give value, it makes you think, it makes you laugh. You think it's something people need to hear. Please do us a favor and help us grow the show. Don't be a hoe.

[DJ]

Share the show.

[Andy Purcella]

All right. What's up?

[DJ]

How's it going, Andy? What's going on, man?

[Andy Purcella]

I just came in from verbally nuking, you know, it has to be done sometimes.

[DJ]

It happens every now and then. It's fine. You're good? Yeah, that's fine.

[Andy Purcella]

I feel good about it. God, dude, I just don't understand how, like, dude, I just do not understand. I don't understand this about anyone. How the fuck can you not wake up in the. Like, if your life. If you look around at your life and you're like, fuck, dude, this ain't what I want, right? How can you not wake up every single day, every day and aggressively try to improve that? I do not understand that. I do not. I. I can't be around people like that. I can't work with people like that. I can't talk to people like that. Which is pretty much why I'm a hermit, right? Like, I am not the kind of person that can just accept things. I'm the kind of person that if I'm told I have to accept things, I actually makes me want to mold them a different way more intentionally, right? It's just, dude, I Just, I wish people would understand, I think, the disparity between what people think that it takes to win and what it actually takes to win in terms of not just work, but skill development and personal development and consuming information and, you know, basically sharpening your spear, so to speak. Like, people don't understand. Like, you can't. It's not a half ass thing, dude. Like, you can't win. It's too competitive. Like, people think they can half ass work and then for a quarter of the time and they should be multi millionaires. It's like, dude, this is like straight up, this is your life. Like, how can you wake up every day? How can you wake up every day and just accept your life and all the things that you don't like about it and not go hard to change that. I do not align with that at all. And it's. And, and do. When I even get a flavor of it or a scent of it or a taste of it, I. It makes me furious. I can't stand it, dude.

[DJ]

Well, it's even crazy. Like, and then they.

[Andy Purcella]

It's like smelling. It's like putting your face right up to a big steaming pile of dog and like having to go, like, over and over and over. I can't stand it, dude. I can't stand being around it.

[DJ]

I can't stand it.

[Andy Purcella]

Then people think I'm mean.

[DJ]

Well, not only that, but then to think, you know, they can still compete with people who have everything and still go to work, bro, listen, it's.

[Andy Purcella]

It's an arrogance. That's what I'm saying. Like, how can you think. I mean, we just saw this in the Super Bowl. I'm sorry, I. I'm a. I know a lot of the Chiefs guys, but let's be real, guys. You could see it in the game, all right? Philadelphia wanted it. You guys are used to winning. You were, you were comfortable. You played like a comfortable team. They played like a team that was hungry. That's what happens when two elements that have those attributes collide. The. The, the hungrier, the harder, the more invested, the more dedicated party is going to destroy the other party. And whether people understand this or not, you are in competition with other people that do your job and those people are available for hire. You see what I'm saying? Or if you're an entrepreneur, if you're only doing it half ass and you run a restaurant, there's another restaurant right down the street that does it better than you, they're going to beat you. Like, I do not understand how Warped people's sense of actual competition has become like, you are in a competition. You just don't understand it. Don't get it, dude. And when I. When I. When I'm around that in any way, shape, or form in an individual, I. It just. I can't stand it.

[DJ]

It's a big turn off.

[Andy Purcella]

It is. I only like to be around people that get it. Like, dude, that's why, like, some of the only people I talk to in my personal life were guys like Grover, you know what I'm saying? Like, we're watching a football game last night through text, and I'm like, what do you think? He's like, what do you think? And I'm like, I think we think the same thing, you know? And like, dude, we just don't. I just can't relate to anybody. It's not like that.

[DJ]

It's like seeing a dime and then they have, like a Kamala Harris laugh. It's just a complete turnoff.

[Andy Purcella]

I. Yeah, well, it's. Whatever. I mean, this isn't at the time nor place for this rant, but, man.

[DJ]

No, yeah, it works.

[Andy Purcella]

What is. Do you guys not get it? Like, we. It actually does go with the show. It does, because culture is changing. Winning is going to become the thing again. If you're not winning, you are going to look like a loser. Like, for the last 15 years, everybody's been like, oh, it's okay. He's finding his purpose. He's one with the universe, you know, like, we found your purpose. Yeah, it's okay. That's gonna change because culture has now shifted, and achievement and winning and kicking ass is going to become the coolest thing in the planet. And everybody wants to be cool. And this copying, copying out, pretending that, you know, oh, I'm, you know, I'm just vibing out over here, bro. That ain't going to fly no more. Nobody's going to think it's cool like they do now. They're all going to look at you and they're going to say, yeah, okay, we get it, bro. That's. It's happening.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay. Because that is the culture that I grew up in, and that is switching back. We're switching back to an ultra competitive, winning culture here in the United States of America. And if you can't get on board with it, bro, you're. You're gonna be sorry.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

So it's just. It's just hard for me to be around stuff like that.

[DJ]

Oh, that's real, man. That's real. That's Real? You mentioned the Super Bowl. Yeah, Eagles lost to Taylor Swift's team.

[Andy Purcella]

What? No, the Eagles won.

[DJ]

I mean. Yeah, the Eagles. Yeah. Taylor Swift teams lost. Yeah. But you. I actually went. So I went to sleep. Like, I text you. Yeah, I know.

[Andy Purcella]

I went, okay. Do you know why I text you?

[DJ]

No.

[Andy Purcella]

So you didn't see the halftime show?

[DJ]

No, I didn't watch.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay, so I text you right when the halftime show happened.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Andy Purcella]

And it was in the very beginning of the halftime show. Ken, Rick. Lamar is on top of his grand national, which is sort of sacrilegious because grand national, when it was made, was the fastest car in the world. And. And it's a Buick. People don't know that, but anyhow, bro, I don't know what happened, but they had, like, 70 people get out of the car. And, like, they just kept coming out of the car like. Like, bro, it was just so funny to me. And I was going to text you and be like, bro, how do you guys fit all these people in this car? But you were sleeping. I had the perfect joke.

[DJ]

Damn. I'm sorry, bro. That was exhausting.

[Andy Purcella]

Did you guys watch it? Did you see all those. Get out of the car, bro. There was 30, 40 people got out of the car.

[DJ]

How?

[Andy Purcella]

I guess they had a hole in the bottom or something.

[DJ]

But, like.

[Andy Purcella]

But you couldn't see the. You couldn't see them crawling through. I was just. I'm like, man, you know, different cultures. Like, dude, it was just. It was a great, great racial joke that you missed out on because you were asleep.

[DJ]

You know, those are my favorite.

[Andy Purcella]

I know how we Indians fit people on the scooter. I know, bro. I know. I was thinking about YouTube. Don't think I wasn't. Yeah.

[DJ]

Damn, that sucks. Yeah, dude, I was. I was out by, like, the. I think I watched, like, you know, I watched the. The kickoff open and drive. I got all the way up to the first, like, touchdown, and then. And then it was lights out, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Bro, it's the perfect metaphor for. For what happens when you think you're good and you think you don't have to compete.

[DJ]

I mean, even. Just, like. Not even, like, wanting to get the ball to start with, like, you won the coin toss and deferred the second half. Like, bro, go set the fucking tone. Like, I saw it differently, man. I don't know. I saw. I saw it.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean, look, dude, there's. There's arguments for both, but at the end of the day, the bottom line is, you know, winning creates comfort. And when there's too much comfort. Winning goes away.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

That's reality.

[DJ]

I mean, to your point about winning, bro, like.

[Andy Purcella]

And I love the Chiefs, bro. And I love the guys I know on the team. Fucking awesome dudes, bro. You know, it's not a personal thing. I'm just evaluating the competition. And they were flat. The Eagles were not flat. They came out, they wanted it. They were hungry. You could tell they were hungry. You could see it. And that was that. And you could see the Chiefs come alive, but they didn't come alive until there was four, three. Four minutes left in the game.

[DJ]

Be too late for that.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. And it was too late.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

So it was, you know, and, well.

[DJ]

Well, I mean, on your. On your.

[Andy Purcella]

Your. Your.

[DJ]

Your thing about, you know, winning, becoming popular again and culture is shifting to that. I think that was very evident because there was definitely parts I did see the. I mean, even just when they showed, like, Donald Trump, you know, I'm saying how the crowd was fucking wild.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. And they booed Taylor Swift.

[DJ]

They booed fucking Taylor Swift. This is a short clip here. So it was during the national anthem. The camera goes up to Donald, which, by the way, I think they tried to take it off of him too fucking quick because they. They saw the crowd's reaction. Check this clip out.

[Andy Purcella]

Crowd goes wild.

[DJ]

They quickly get off of them. All right, whatever. That's kind of up.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And then they booed Taylor Swift.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean, look, man, here's your face, though.

[DJ]

They caught what she said. She said, what the is happening?

[Andy Purcella]

So. So. So Sal was at the game, okay? So I text him because I didn't know. You know, you can never tell. You can't trust these if it's true or not, right? I said, hey, did they really boo Taylor Swift? He goes, bro. He goes. It was so loud.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

But like, dude, you know what, man? Real talk, like, that's why you don't talk about that. You don't know anything about. It was very clear that she was probably financially compensated. I bet when they do the books, there was a financial conversation that took place in some way, shape or form. And, you know, these people are out of touch with the people that buy their shit. They don't have any comprehension. Like, and no offense to Taylor Swift. I think her story is amazing. I. I congratulate her on her success. You know, she. She flies all over the world. She's had an amazing career. People, you know, her audience loves her. Like, I think she's very smart with her brand. I have a lot of respect for the Whole thing. Okay. I'm not one of these people just like, oh, she's just some dumb girl that. No, she's been doing this her whole life. It's a real thing. It's a real business. She's pretty good at it.

[DJ]

Yep.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay. Right now, she's the best at it. Probably one of the best ever at it. All right? So let's be real about Taylor Swift.

[DJ]

Just some dumb lady made a billion dollars. Yeah. Fucking.

[Andy Purcella]

Fuck out, dude. You're sitting in your fucking shitty ass house that she spends more in fuel on her motherfucking plane than your net worth for one trip.

[DJ]

Right?

[Andy Purcella]

Okay, So I don't want to hear it.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

But here's what I will say. When you do live that level of life, it's hard. You have to make a. You have to make real attempts to stay connected to what reality is for most people. You understand, like, just because you don't buy your groceries and you travel all you want and you do. Like those people that are paying 2, 3, 4, 500 a ticket, bro, that's like their family vacation. You see what I'm saying? And she doesn't understand that. She doesn't. She's lost touch of that, which, you know, happens to a lot of people to get.

[DJ]

Very byproduct.

[Andy Purcella]

Right.

[DJ]

It's easy to do.

[Andy Purcella]

And I would say that from now on, she needs to embrace a pro America stance and realize that the people that go see her are, you know, they're regular people. Okay? And when she calls herself a feminist and then advocates for men and women's sports, you're not a feminist, you're fake feminist. All right? So I'm not being critical of her skill or talent or ability to do what she does. She's great at it. But if you, you know, if you want to continue to be great at it, maybe either try to stay in touch with where everybody is or don't talk about. You don't know about.

[DJ]

That's real. But that trend, the trans stuff, it's so crazy. I just saw this video the other day. It was like the director of the ncaa and he was asked how many.

[Andy Purcella]

They asked him, was it terrorism?

[DJ]

No, I said asked.

[Andy Purcella]

Where'd they ask him at?

[DJ]

They asked, they asked, they act. They, they.

[Andy Purcella]

Is this a story?

[DJ]

Proposed a question.

[Andy Purcella]

Oh, I thought they murdered him.

[DJ]

To the NCA got it right.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay.

[DJ]

And they propose, you know, they quarried, queried, queried, queried how many?

[Andy Purcella]

They quarry what they dig up. So first they axed them, they killed him, and then they dug in his quarry.

[DJ]

Yeah. They unburied his ass. Yeah. No, they asked him like, how many athletes that you know were registered in the NCAA, right? And it was like, it was like 510,000, 520,000.

[Andy Purcella]

Shit. Really?

[DJ]

Athletes in the United States, right?

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And then they, they asked him how many of those were, you know, identified as trans. What would be your guess? With all the fucking hype we got, what would be your guess?

[Andy Purcella]

I don't know. A dozen.

[DJ]

Liberal guess. You know what I'm saying? Okay, 20. 20, right. I mean, I was thinking like a couple of hundred. Ten. Yeah, Ten.

[Andy Purcella]

So I was. Dozen was a good guess.

[DJ]

Ten. Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. Well, it shouldn't be one.

[DJ]

It shouldn't be one. But like all like they were putting this shit out all over. Like it's mind boggling.

[Andy Purcella]

Who was putting this shit out?

[DJ]

Like the NCAA was going with all of that. Crazy for 10 people.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

10 people.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And you got half a million assets.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay, well, you're gonna find out why when these, when all of these financial audits come about, because the US aid is just the tip of the iceberg. And what we're going to see is that the USAID has been used to culturally manipulate the entire western world into believing that subversive, Subversive communist thinking is normal. All right? So you're going to. We're going to find at some point in time that your taxes and all of your taxes listening and watching and my taxes all went to these programs to make us believe that those things. We're going to talk more about this on the show.

[DJ]

Oh, for sure. We got more coming, man.

[Andy Purcella]

The point is, yeah, the NCAA was pumping it out because they were getting paid to pump it out. And guess who was paying to pump it out? Me and you and everybody else.

[DJ]

Everybody that was mad at the being pumped out, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

What, what's actually going on in, in the world right now is it's probably the biggest story in human history. It's just people don't understand it yet.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah. Cuz I mean, the scale, the amount of time that's been going on, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

We'Ve been talking about it for years.

[DJ]

Years.

[Andy Purcella]

By the way, you guys got to start putting some of these clips together from the old show, man. Like the old. Because like, nobody's good unless you've listened to the show. You how spot on we've actually been. So we got to start like, we got to get some editing going. I know you guys got nothing else.

[DJ]

To do but call us Preparation H. Yeah, we've been on the hole. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcella]

Call it no lube, spit.

[DJ]

No, but the other, other, you know, super bowl stuff. Real quick, though. Donald Trump, bro. Like, this is. I like a lot of things about this guy. I have my. My concerns and my issues. Sure. I love the shit talking.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I. Absolutely.

[Andy Purcella]

It's American, bro.

[DJ]

And, like, it doesn't matter what the fuck it is. He'll find a way to talk some shit about it.

[Andy Purcella]

It's American.

[DJ]

He posted this out on Truth Said. The only quote, the only one that had a tougher night than the Kansas City Chiefs was Taylor Swift. She got booed out of the stadium. MAGA is very unforgiving.

[Andy Purcella]

I think they should be more. More forgiving, to be honest. Like, I think. I think we have to.

[DJ]

Got to let some room in.

[Andy Purcella]

We. We got to make room for people to unite. That's just my opinion, and that's something I've always been critical about Trump for. Yeah, but I mean, dude, like, real talk. No real talk. If you're not on board now, you deserve to get made fun of because you're cheering for complete and total oppression of you with your own money. And we're going to talk about that in the show.

[DJ]

Oh, for sure.

[Andy Purcella]

But, yeah, dude, the memes have been pretty good.

[DJ]

They've been crazy.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Super bowl overall, dude, honestly, and I'm.

[Andy Purcella]

Gonna say this like you, everybody's like, Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was horrible. You don't know what the you're talking about. That was some badass, bro. You know how hard it is for a hip hop star to perform and rap at the same time. He crushed it. Not only did he crush it, the only reason that you didn't like it is because you don't know what the he was actually saying. And what he was actually saying the whole time was calling out pedophile. In Hollywood and music and culture, people just don't know the nature of what he was saying.

[DJ]

Right.

[Andy Purcella]

So, like, I thought. Did you see the part. Did you watch it, Joe? Did you see the part where he goes, say Drake and he smiled? Dude, it was so good. It was so good.

[DJ]

Everybody was rapping the whole song, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

It was. Listen, if you didn't like symbolism there, too.

[DJ]

Red, white and blue. Yes, yes.

[Andy Purcella]

If you didn't like it, it's because you don't understand what's going on in hip hop culture or culture. You just don't get it.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Like, you probably want to listen to Billy Joel, you know what I'm saying? Like, you probably want to YouTube.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

You probably wanted you to, you know, you wanted Hooting the Blowfish. All right, well, Hootie would have been cool.

[DJ]

That'd be fine. I like.

[Andy Purcella]

I take Hoodie.

[DJ]

There is Rucker pretty cool.

[Andy Purcella]

But, dude, you know what I'm saying? Like, what do you think of Kendrick? You like Kendrick or no, you don't like him, do you?

[DJ]

I don't, bro. I thought it was garbage.

[Andy Purcella]

Did you really?

[DJ]

Yeah, I did.

[Andy Purcella]

I just. For hip hop, man.

[DJ]

I just think they're for me. The super bowl, in my opinion, is the pinnacle of the performance you go for.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And there's so many people that came before him that should have got that chance. In my opinion, that would have been a better performance. With that being said, I think they picked it just for the culture. It is what it is. It wasn't my thing personally.

[Andy Purcella]

All right, that's fair. That's what art's about. You don't have to like it all. I thought it was great. Yeah. I thought he crushed, dude. I was watching the whole thing, and I'm like, yeah, dude, I thought it was cool.

[DJ]

Yeah. I mean, the clips and stuff that I see.

[Andy Purcella]

And I like Kendrick, dude. I like his. I like what he sings about. I think I. You know, the only five. Five.

[DJ]

Yeah, he's tiny. Yeah, he's a little man.

[Andy Purcella]

He's a little guy.

[DJ]

He's a little guy. Yeah, little guy. Big voice. Little guy.

[Andy Purcella]

He's got a little voice, too, kind of.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Sounds like a video game or something.

[DJ]

All right, man. Well, guys, tell us what you guys thought about the super bowl down in the car.

[Andy Purcella]

Oh, everybody's gonna be like a. Hated it because everybody else hated it.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Now, Joe. Joe, I can value his opinion because he's a hip hop connoisseur and been in the business for his whole life. Okay. People don't know this man's. What do you got? Three platinums. Yeah. Produced three platinum albums. All right. Motherfucker knows. I mean, sometimes he's wrong. Like this time.

[DJ]

Yeah, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. But let's get to our cruise. It's. It's cruise the Internet. We got some good stuff to talk about. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com youm guys can check all of this stuff out there.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, yeah. Go there.

[DJ]

Go there.

[Andy Purcella]

Buy some.

[DJ]

We should put some axes up.

[Andy Purcella]

That's the one. That's the one.

[DJ]

Shovels.

[Andy Purcella]

Now, apparently, with your Face on them. We're gonna get some axes with. We're gonna get some DJ axes.

[DJ]

Let me ask you something, man.

[Andy Purcella]

His signed DJ axes.

[DJ]

It'll go.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, there you go.

[DJ]

Yeah. Headline number one. Let's get into this. Let's go to California. This is a little update on the fires and stuff there, all right? Some stuff that's been happening in good old California. A little. A little time machine here. Quickly. We're not gonna go back too far. We just gotta go back about a month or so. We covered this on the show, right? This, this headline reads, gavin Newsom and California Democrats reach $50 million deal to Trump proof the state. You remember talking about this right now, like this article. Like I said, we covered it. This was back in January. Okay, January 13th is when this article was published and written. Mind you, that was days after the fires had already begun. They decided to do a special session to use California tax dollars to create a law fund to Trump proof California in the tune of $50 million. And why is that interesting? Where's the hypocrisy? Well, it's because here we are now in February, and Gavin Newsom has to, quote, strikes delicate political balance with Trump while seeking federal money for LA fires.

[Andy Purcella]

So federal money that he. What do you think he's going to do with that federal money after what we've learned the last few days? What you guys think. What you guys think's been happening to all that. Dude, how many times, like, legitimately, how many times have I said this over the last four years that they promise us they fund the deal and then they steal the money? How many, like, dude, how many times have I said it? Hundreds of times.

[DJ]

At least. I'm go the dealer, no deal thing. At least once I'm gonna say, just be conservatively. It's been said at least once.

[Andy Purcella]

You're axing off a lot of extras there, bro. There was a lot more, bro. We said that a thousand times over the last four or five years, at least. And people are like, oh, dude, nowhere, dude. The fucking Republicans just hate us, man. White people hate us too, because they're white. I'm like, it's not them.

[DJ]

No, it's them.

[Andy Purcella]

It's the Democrats stealing your. Fuck. No, dude, it's Trump.

[DJ]

That's Trump. It's Trump.

[Andy Purcella]

It's fuck out of here.

[DJ]

And here's. I got a little proof video for you.

[Andy Purcella]

It's you. Yeah, it sounds like something a white guy would say.

[DJ]

Aren't you white? I hate myself.

[Andy Purcella]

Real easy to say that. Be Successful when you're white. So that sounds about white.

[DJ]

Yeah, it sounds about white.

[Andy Purcella]

Bro.

[DJ]

I thought YT was YouTube.

[Andy Purcella]

Huh?

[DJ]

YT.

[Andy Purcella]

You know what? I did too.

[DJ]

You hit me to that.

[Andy Purcella]

I didn't know I. I did, yeah, but see, I saw it like 50 times. I finally figured it out. Like, what are these people? What do they mean? YouTube? Why is that? What do they say? Mean? It sounds about. Sounds about YouTube. The you guys talking about YT can go to. Yeah, bro. You go on any of the clips, I'll be on the, on Internet. And you look at the comments, there's always like three or four of them. Well, it's real easy for a white dude. Yeah, man. Dude, it's real easy for a white dude. Would take me 26 years, bro. Holy. It's 26 years. What's it take everybody else?

[DJ]

Yeah, man, well, it's just fun. I saw, I saw the story. But then I want to bring this clip in. I want you to see this clip. You know, we talk about, we have said this thousands of times. They, they, you know, put these agendas out, cost all this fucking money. They don't do shit with it and they steal all the money. And here is a prime example of Gavin Newsom doing just that. And this is not some recent shit. This starts in 2008. Let's check this clip out.

[C]

You can get down to LA in two and a half hours. $55. In California, we're still debating a high speed rail.

[Andy Purcella]

What a joke.

[C]

Finally California is going to get it right with this new high speed rail. I personally have been supportive of the high speed rail project since my time as mayor of the city and county of San Francisco. The project is no longer a $33 billion project. The project's years and years behind. The project's wildly over budget. That doesn't mean it's a bad idea. And get phase one done. Which in essence is from Bakersfield to Silicon Valley. We do have the capacity to complete a high speed rail link between Mercedes and Bakersfield. Now I know, I know some critics are going to say, well, that's a train to nowhere. We have a real federal partner. Their high speed rail system, an incredible opportunity to finish the work. High speed rail was mentioned. $4.2 billion being requested to the legislature to finish the job. Someone who's all in on high speed rail. The high speed rail, not as a rail project, but an economic development project. $3.6 billion. It's about damn time. We have a high speed rail system.

[Andy Purcella]

We would have high Speed rail all the way across the country. We'd have the most beautiful buildings, we'd have cultural epicenters. We'd have crime free streets. All of our citizens would be wealthy if you would quit stealing our money. That high, high speed rail system in California, that is California's Ukraine. That. More money, more money, more money, more money, more money. Where's all that money? See to do? We're gonna find out. All this stuff's gonna come to light. This is why people. And by the way, I'm gonna say this. Elizabeth Warren must have done a lot of shit wrong because she's the loudest one. Like she's screaming about this.

[DJ]

She's loaded, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Why, why are we. Why would someone be upset about a colleague in the government exposing all of the waste that those people who we voted for are creating with our tax? Why would you be upset about that? You could only be upset about that in two cases. One, you're legitimately fucking stupid, okay? And you're so bought into identity politics that you cannot break free of it.

[DJ]

Yeah, brain rot.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, your, your brain is fully rotted. Or two, you're in on it. That's it. That's it. Anybody else who's got a problem with what's going on, no one else does have a problem with it, right? And when you think about the sacrifices that you've had to make, bro, okay, let's talk about your family or let's talk about your family, Joe. Or let's talk about. Let's talk about all the families that work here and the families that are listening here and the sacrifices that have had to have been made in the quality of life because these people were taking half your money and pocketing it and not improving our country and not building the infrastructure and not creating the schools and not doing what they're supposed to do in our interest, we deserve at this point in time not just to never pay tax again, but we deserve some sort of financial reparation. For the last 20 years at a minimum, we can subsidize all of our growth all of. By doing different things like every other country does, selling our resources, etcetera, etc, etcetera. These people deserve to be hung well, bro.

[DJ]

What makes it even worse, every single.

[Andy Purcella]

Person that has figured out this money has made their way into their pocket by any way, shape or form should be executed.

[DJ]

A dollar.

[Andy Purcella]

It should be executed.

[DJ]

Fucking dollar. No.

[Andy Purcella]

Executed. Dude, for real. No. Prison. No. They. If we mess up, if you mess up by $2,000, bro, they're auditing you go to jail, they'll put you in jail. Yeah, but these guys can steal trillions of our tax dollars over the last hundred years, right? And then use it to manipulate us.

[DJ]

Yeah, bro. Yeah, dude, Bro, that was the most divisive part. And then on not. Not only they just steal it, then they get us to argue with each other.

[Andy Purcella]

All the.

[DJ]

All the. Oh, tax that guy.

[Andy Purcella]

No, bro.

[DJ]

Andy, pay your fair share, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. Oh, listen, bro, all the racial division, all. All of the. All of the destruction in our inner cities, bro. These. The. The. These people funded the Black Lives Matter riots through George Soros. George Soros has been destroying our cities for decades by getting these people into our government who will not prosecute crime with our money.

[DJ]

I say, I thought it was his money. I'm like, damn, this dude's loaded. No, it's our money.

[Andy Purcella]

Well, it makes sense that his net worth never goes down now because he's not using his money, right? Like, dude, this is criminal beyond. It's evil beyond comprehension. And I hope that when citizens truly understand how evil and comprehensive this program of overtaxing us, using the money to make our life harder, manipulating us, turning us against each other, financially oppressing us so that we can't notice what's happening, we've been robbed for 50, 60, 70 years. You want to know, Gavin Newsom, why our country doesn't look like Dubai because of people like you?

[DJ]

Well, I mean, even. Even to the black communities, bro, we cry about generational wealth and why we don't have them. Well, this is why we don't have them.

[Andy Purcella]

That's right. They take everything they take. They need victims. They need struggle. They need hardship. They need racial division. They need all this so that none of us stop and say, how much money did they actually spend on that rail, right? And where did it go? Like, how. How. How. How does that steel that normally cost a thousand dollars a piece? How is that a hundred thousand dollars? What? We can't ask that when we're busy arguing with each other and we're fighting each other and we're struggling and we're having to make sacrifice. Listen, dude, I know a lot of people listen, and they're like, oh, yeah? What do you know about that, motherfucker? I live most my life that way, okay? Just because I'm successful now doesn't mean I don't know what the fuck that's like, okay? And I don't want it for you. I don't want it for our people. And it doesn't have to be that way for our people. It's greed and it's evil what's happening in this country. And there needs to be accountability. For real, dude. For real accountability. Not. Not. Oh, they. Gavin Newsom goes to jail for two years. No, eliminate the mentality from our country. This country's supposed to be united. It's supposed to be. I look out for my brother on the left. He looks out for me. I look out for the guy on my right. He looks out for me. We all take care of each other. We all support each. That's what this country is about. And we have been infested with a group of people who think that they have the right to not only steal our money, but then use it to create disturbances and disruption and oppression for their benefit. And that has. That has to be eliminated, in my opinion. Violently.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Like, not us doing it, but they should be prosecuted and there should be examples made. How many men and women kill themselves a year because of the financial hardships that they're in? How many people get a tax audit and blow their brains out? You know what I'm saying?

[DJ]

Right, bro?

[Andy Purcella]

I got audited one time and I owed money. I owed a bunch of money. I didn't have a bunch. And I'm gonna tell you right now, dude, that crossed my mind quite a bit. Just blowing my brains out. This is a long time ago, but, like, you get what I'm saying, bro? Like. Like, bro, this is not. This is not okay. What's been happening. It's a million miles away from. Okay, a mil. A gazillion miles away. It's the most evil you could possibly think of. And I'm have a lot more to say about.

[DJ]

Yeah, we got a little bit more to go. I just want to focus in on this California, because, you know, like, that. That was just one example. I'm sure you can count thousands of those same examples.

[Andy Purcella]

Every state has one.

[DJ]

Each state is doing that. Yeah, each state is doing that. I won't say each state. There's a majority of states, and there's a common denominator with the leadership of this.

[Andy Purcella]

I don't think that. I don't even think that elected officials know the depth because all the elected officials I'm friends with, with, besides Tulsi, are all. They've. They're all always been Republicans.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay. And I know there's some shit bags over there, too. All we got to do is look at who's making money on the. On their trades.

[DJ]

Yeah, for sure. But I mean, it's local, too. It's not even just at the state.

[Andy Purcella]

I know, I know, bro.

[DJ]

I mean, we've covered. We had a story here in St. Louis. It was like five aldermen in the city of St. Louis all went to jail, right, for these backdoor deals that they were trying to, you know, fleece their communities from. You know what I'm saying? It's on all levels, bro. And you know, right now we're seeing it at the, at the federal level. This is exposing the state level. Start calling that out in your communities because I guarantee you it won't be, you know, billions of dollars, but I'm sure your community could use that extra 50 grand of their.

[Andy Purcella]

You know, allegedly Chelsea Clinton bought a 10 million dollar house based upon the money that USAID gave her for her foundation.

[DJ]

Right?

[Andy Purcella]

Now if that's the case, then what about the Clinton, what about all these people, right? What, like what are we doing? So, so Chelsea Clinton gets a $10 million house that we pay for, for what, being a Clinton, right? That's what they think, bro. These people. This, this, this thought process. This is why there was a revolution, okay? This is what the American Revolution was about. We had a group of people who believed this is what every revolution has been about for 12,000 fucking years. We have peasants and then we have oppressors and we had the American Revolution to break free from the oppressors, okay? We are now in a worse situation than what those people were in 250 fucking years ago.

[DJ]

Way worse.

[Andy Purcella]

Way worse, way worse. And because it's been going on so long and because we're all. When, when you go to school, what.

[DJ]

Are they born into it though?

[Andy Purcella]

That's right, you're born. You don't know any better, dude. Like, if you're born in a pig style, you're never gonna notice the smell, right? Okay? So like we are in a situation now where massive reform is going to happen because you can't put all this back in the, you can't put this back in the, in the box, bro.

[DJ]

Toothpaste out the tube.

[Andy Purcella]

Because enough people, there's enough people now that know that it can't be put back. So there's gonna, it's, this is gonna be major, major. And there's gonna be major disruption, major kicking and screaming. And in my opinion, this is why Donald Trump has to move super fast because their next move will be to create some sort of violent black swan, 9, 11 culture shifting type situation. It's very dangerous right now.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah, but this other piece in California, I want To I want to show you out real quick. So, so Karen Bass, the mayor of la, right, she brought in this guy to be the fire recovery chief. Okay? And again, like, you just look at, Follow the money. Where's the bullshit at $500,000 salary for three months, $500,000 for a three month position. Where's your tax money going? Shit like this? Shit like this. He's a, he's supposed to be the fire recovery czar, all right? And he's getting a three month salary of $500,000. Now granted, this is being paid by charity groups, okay? But even in, even in that situation, I mean one. I don't know who the fuck would go in. You got a fucking disaster zone going on right now. Now, you know, and, and, and to even accept that is kind of gross to me. In my personal opinion.

[Andy Purcella]

They're used to doing it, dude. This is how things have gone forever.

[DJ]

Yeah, this is your buddy.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. This conversation and hiring probably took place before this information that we're talking about even was brought to light. Yeah, this information that we're talking about, about the amount of fleecing. They've just. People understand this, bro. This is not just usaid. This is every segment of government. This is, this is the military, this is the Pentagon. This is health care. This is ever everything, everything, everything it's ever. We are living in an actual manufactured matrix of oppression and hardship that has been created to provide for, for quote unquote, the elite people. Like, this is no different than back in the 1500s, you know, like another thing I was just thinking about. So think about God, dude, this is so up what they've been doing. Like when you wrap your mind around it, it's so evil. Like they put people in lifetime financial debt to go to a school that teaches you how to think the way they want you to think, and they bind you with that debt so that you can't go build your dreams and you can't go live your life. You have to work like, dude, this is insane what they're actually doing and what they've been doing. Like, this is way. When you really think about the average family, dude, like, I went to a private high school, they had a scholarship program, okay? The, the number of families at that high school that are on a financial aid program. It's like most of them, okay, you wouldn't need that financial aid if these people weren't being taxed to death. And, and the everything being cr. Like, dude, it's just when you really think about how it all fits Together. And it really sinks in. It is some very evil control. Population control. Yeah.

[DJ]

Well, then to see the people try to defend it.

[Andy Purcella]

Not.

[DJ]

Not only dude, though, that's sickening, bro. And most of them are not idiots. They're defending it because they know.

[Andy Purcella]

No, they all know the game. Yeah, bro, they go to Washington, they. Somebody puts their arm around them and says, hey, this is how we do it up here. Start a foundation. I'll get you funded through the usaid. Then you pay all your. Your family through the foundation. Buy houses, you could buy properties. As long as you have a meeting there once a year. It's. It's a court. You see, this is what they do, bro. All the while, all of us, we're out here just killing ourselves to even make it. It's unbelievable. Like, it's. To me, it's the biggest story in the history of my lifetime. And this country, bro.

[DJ]

This makes Bernie Madoff look like dog.

[Andy Purcella]

No, no, no. And then, I don't know, it's just.

[DJ]

That's child's play, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Bro, I even. I haven't even had the full. Like, wait till we find out the rest of what's going on, right?

[DJ]

The other 99.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, yeah. Then. Then they print trillions of dollars to reduce the value of the money you do accumulate so that even if you are smart enough to work around the system, you're not going to get at the end anyway. And then they hit you on the end with a 50 to 60% death tax, depending on where you live, which means all the money that you are able to accumulate, even though you've been taxed the entire time, they're going to take more than half of that when you die. Unless you go out and create estates and trusts and do all this, which.

[DJ]

Most people ain't privy to, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Most people don't even. They intentionally don't let people know that.

[DJ]

It's crazy, man. Guys, got a little bit more on that coming. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. We got some. We got some heat for you.

[Andy Purcella]

Oh, do we?

[DJ]

Yeah. This first comment comes from bdubs52. He says crime rate of 0 while having a felon president you support. Talk about being a hypocritical tool.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, well, it's better than being a 20 IQ person that doesn't understand what's actually going on. So.

[DJ]

Better than being gay.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean, look, dude, like, think of how stupid you have to be. Like legitimately how stupid you have to be to make a comment like that, bro. This dude's out here basically showing you how these other people have stolen half of your money, your whole life. And, and then you think those people are in a place to prosecute anybody of anything.

[DJ]

Right? Or more and more importantly now.

[Andy Purcella]

Now why were they trying to prosecute him there, B Dubs, Right? Why don't you tell me why they were trying to go. It couldn't be because he's going to uncover all the money they've been stealing from you. And then what's that say about you that you support the people that are stealing money from you? Holy, bro, we got a long way to go.

[DJ]

No, guys, this next comment comes from.

[Andy Purcella]

Like, imagine your ego being so tied into a team. Yeah, like, this is the same that wears his team's jersey, Dallas Cowboy and lives in. Yeah, right. He must be used to losing. He's. He's this. By the way, I like the Cowboys. That was my team growing up. But I mean, it is what it is. But like, dude, you ain't wearing a Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, but the point is, is like you're. You're so ingrained in the propaganda in the, in the. And those people call people that are like, thinking outside and be like, you're brainwashed. No, dude, it's you.

[DJ]

It's you, Betty.

[Andy Purcella]

Holy shit. And by the way, if you think it's me, that's a dumb fucking. Let's compare our lives. Let's compare your life to my life and then we'll talk about. And we'll do a vote. Who do we think is the dumb? B Dubs or af?

[DJ]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcella]

Who's the dumb.

[DJ]

Hey, Dubs. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right.

[Andy Purcella]

The out of here dude tool. Yeah, talk about being a hypocritical tool. I don't support any president. I support the people.

[DJ]

Guys, our next comment, this comes from at Big Iron. Big Mac. Big Iron, Big Mac. He says, andy, dj, I'm in Portugal right now and we were riding on the transit bus in Lisbon and my wife saw a guy with your buffalo merch. She pointed out to me and said, hey, isn't that what Andy wears on a show? I was like, yeah, watch this now. Leaned over and said, don't be a hoe. My wife looked mortified when I said that. And he responded, share the show. And stood up and gave me a high five. Hahaha. The message is worldwide. Keep spreading it, fellas. Cheers.

[Andy Purcella]

That's right, baby. We're international.

[DJ]

Fucking Portugal.

[Andy Purcella]

We're everywhere. You don't even know where we are because we're so everywhere.

[DJ]

I don't know where. Portugal. Where's Portugal? I don't know, like, geographic.

[Andy Purcella]

Where they make axes.

[DJ]

Oh, gotcha. This number one export, it's over there.

[Andy Purcella]

Next to Spain, bro.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Portugal.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Of course, bro. It's beautiful, too.

[DJ]

Is it?

[Andy Purcella]

And it's cheap.

[DJ]

Oh.

[Andy Purcella]

And the people are nice.

[DJ]

I like beautiful and cheap.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

20 bucks.

[Andy Purcella]

20 bucks. 20 bucks.

[DJ]

So I'm saying. Yeah, go over there balling.

[Andy Purcella]

I love it. Big, big iron. Big Matt.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Thanks, brother. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah.

[DJ]

International, baby.

[Andy Purcella]

Hey, it is what it is. International terrorists now. I'm no longer domestic terrorists.

[DJ]

That's a new level.

[Andy Purcella]

We are. We are Interpol, baby.

[DJ]

That's what I'm talking about, baby.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Congratulations.

[Andy Purcella]

That's right. We're climbing up the ladder.

[DJ]

I love it. I love it.

[Andy Purcella]

We got one more comment for you.

[DJ]

This last comment comes from J. Davenport. Underscore photo. He says, quote, bro, listening to your podcast is why I changed my life around and have lost just shy of £160 at this point and started full time in my own business 18 months ago. Couldn't have gotten my mindset aligned with my health and life priorities without the help, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

Ah, bro, you did it. You did it, dude. Like, you guys come at me all the time and you tell me I helped you or I did this. No, dude, I just told you what you. What you can do, and you went out and did it, and I designed a little framework for you, and that's it. You know, I'm proud of you guys. You guys go out there and kick ass. That's what this country needs. This country needs people to step up their level of what they're actually producing and how they're living and the standard that they share and communicate and embody every single day and. And we're seeing that more and more and more from guys like you who are saying, you know what? I gotta do better. And if we all think that and we all get better, everything will get better, dude.

[DJ]

Yeah. 100, man.

[Andy Purcella]

I appreciate every single one of you who has the courage to go out and do that work. For real. I don't care if it's £20 or £200 or whatever it is, man. Like, the shit's hard. It takes a real commitment, and it takes being a real adult and a patriot, honestly, to do it. In my opinion. I think it's a very. I think the most patriotic thing you can do is become the Best version of yourself in this country because it resonates throughout culture. So I appreciate you, Jay Davenport. You're the man.

[DJ]

We appreciate all you guys for being real ass fans. Guys.

[Andy Purcella]

By the way, if you're wanting to get that going, I just agreed to start 75 hard with a buddy of mine down in Florida. Today is day one. So when you come out and hear this tomorrow, just start. You'll be on day two. So let's go. You can get the full thing, the full program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed only. Or you could buy the book andy4seller.com called the book on mental toughness. But you don't have to buy the book. It's for free at episode 208 on audio. So jump in, let's go fucking make shit better.

[DJ]

100%, guys. Let's keep the cruise moving. We got a headline number two again. I alluded this, alluded to this earlier. I like, I like the shit talking from Trump. Yeah, it's hard to just not. It's hard to not like. I really don't get it. And we're going to start headline off, headline number two off with this watch. President Trump demolishes far left reporter with a savage response when asked a silly question during Air Force One press gaggle. And I don't know why they keep lining this up for him too, bro. Like it's like they're asking for it, you know, because they just say dumb. They ask dumb. And then like he just calls it out for what it is. Let's check this clip out. Rules in a way that you felt.

[Andy Purcella]

Like maybe justify themselves. I don't know even what you're talking about. Neither do you. Who are you with? Who? I'm. No wonder. I thought they, I thought they died. Are they still around? I haven't read them in years. I thought they died.

[DJ]

That's great, man. It's great. I don't know, I just wanted to start it off with that. But dude, he's a dog, man. I love it.

[Andy Purcella]

Well, I'm. I'm kind of surprised they're still around too. I mean true. I mean, didn't they're funny just get cut? I don't know if that's true or not.

[DJ]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean he's. Better take some of those snacks on there. Force one while you can.

[Andy Purcella]

I wonder what kind of snacks they got. You think they got good snacks in.

[DJ]

Oh no. He had a little basket next to him. Yeah, he got a little basket Right there.

[Andy Purcella]

I want to know. Schmidt was on that flight. Eric Schmidt was on that fly. I want to ask him about the snacks.

[DJ]

I bet it's pretty good. I mean, I can't really see that far. Let me see.

[Andy Purcella]

I think they got some of that licorice we like.

[DJ]

They do. It's right there, bro. Wallabies.

[Andy Purcella]

Wallabies. That is good, brother.

[DJ]

Some good licorice. It's not a plug. Not ad.

[Andy Purcella]

No, it's genuinely great.

[DJ]

I'd show my butthole, you know.

[Andy Purcella]

Wallabies. That stuff's awesome. Which one you like the best? The black.

[DJ]

Well, the grape you gave me the other night.

[Andy Purcella]

I know you like the grape.

[DJ]

I mean, listen, I'm a. I knew.

[Andy Purcella]

You were gonna like it when I gave it to you.

[DJ]

Why'd you know that?

[Andy Purcella]

I just had a feeling.

[DJ]

Intuition.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. I like the red. I don't know what flavor that is, but the red one, I don't know if it's strawberry or cherry. Huh? It's good. Yeah, man, Those are good.

[DJ]

That's solid. Yeah, I like them.

[Andy Purcella]

Well, I mean, he can't be that bad if he knows what good licorice is.

[DJ]

That's true. That's true.

[Andy Purcella]

Wallabies. We're about to open up some sponsorships. Yeah, boy. Bring them. Say I got a whole team.

[DJ]

I don't even need money. Just give me licorice. Just give me the licorice. I want to walk into any gas station and just take one off the shelf, bro. That's the deal.

[Andy Purcella]

It's premium licorice.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

It's not like, peasant liquor.

[DJ]

No, it's not. The packaging is great.

[Andy Purcella]

Everything's great. It's a great product, and it's premium. I don't know. I'm gonna find out. The people that own it are, like, communists or some. Yeah.

[DJ]

Oh, all right.

[Andy Purcella]

Whatever, man.

[DJ]

Let us verify that before you.

[Andy Purcella]

I don't care. They make good shit. This is a free market. I don't care what your beliefs are. I'm gonna eat your good product. I'm gonna drink your beer. Even if you do some. Something bad sometime. One time.

[DJ]

But. But yeah, let's. Let's talk about some of the things that Donald Trump has been doing other than getting in the applause at the Super Bowl. You see that? He announced that he instructed the Treasury Department to stop producing the penny.

[Andy Purcella]

I did see that.

[DJ]

Interesting. But I mean, yeah, like. And that's the thing, man. Like, when you look at. Hear this stuff, you see this stuff face value. It's like, you know, but Again, like.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean, well, then he say it was costing two or three pennies to produce a penny.

[DJ]

Bro, the penny cost over 3 cents to make, and it cost u. S. Taxpayers over $179 million. That was just in 2023.

[Andy Purcella]

Well, yeah, I mean, that's a smart cut. Why would you. It's actually. It's actually a great example of how they run everything. Right.

[DJ]

Well, that was a video of a congressman. He held up a bag of. Of bushings that go on airplanes, military aircraft, and he said it was a bag. I mean, it wasn't like a crate, like a bag of wallabies. Licorice was about the size of the bag. And he's like, do you know how much this bag cost? He was asking one of the DOD reps. They were like, no, $90,000.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay. So that's another way that this happens. Okay. You ever talk to someone who. Who's like, bro, business is so great. We're. We just work with the government. Y'all know that shit, right? The reason they say it is because it doesn't matter what they bill the government. The government just pays it. Right? So there's fleecing that goes on from the actual reps who are pocketing money and buying houses and shit. And then it's happening again on the companies who learned that when they do business with the government, they can charge anything they want.

[DJ]

Right.

[Andy Purcella]

Because no one knows or cares.

[DJ]

Well, and it's their buddies, too, that make sure that they get those b.

[Andy Purcella]

And there's an. There's an initiative and a mentality that we must spend all of our budget so that we can get more budget.

[DJ]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcella]

And you understand why they do that now, because that means more money to them, right?

[DJ]

It's use it or lose it.

[Andy Purcella]

Yes.

[DJ]

100%, man. You know, and, you know, President Donald Trump, on his way down to the super bowl, actually, you know, had a couple of statements and things to say, but he predicted. He also did this interview with Brett Baer also. I think a little bit of that was shown during the super bowl. Um, but he predicts that Elon Musk will find hundreds of billions in waste in the next dodge Directives, Doge directives. Um, and he kind of laid this out, like I said, in an interview with Brett baer and was just talking about Elon Musk and the work that he's been doing. Trump said, quote, he's not gaining anything. In fact, I wonder how he can devote the time to it. Um, Trump continues saying, quote, I'm going to tell him very soon to go check the Department of Education. He's going to find the same thing. Then I'm going to go into the military. Let's check the military. We're going to find billions, hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud and abuse. And the people elected me on that. Check this clip.

[D]

I don't know if it's kickbacks or what's going on, but the people. Look, I ran on this and the people want me to find it. And I've had a great help with Elon Musk, who's been terrific.

[DJ]

Bottom line.

[D]

You say you trust him, Trust Elon. Oh, he's not gaining anything. In fact, I wonder how he can devote the time to it. He's so into it. But I told him do that. Then I'm going to tell him very soon, like maybe in 24 hours to go check the Department of Education. He's going to find the same thing. Then I'm going to go, go to the military. Let's check the military. We're going to find billions, hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud and abuse. And you know, the people elected me on that.

[DJ]

And you know, no, short, not just after that. Elon Musk says Fema sent almost $60 million just last week.

[Andy Purcella]

Yep.

[DJ]

To luxury New York City hotels to house illegal immigrants.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. Which was against the directive that he put out. So they did it on their own. Outside of his own presidential order to pause any sort of actions for illegals. So those people should go to jail.

[DJ]

Yeah. Eli tweeted this out. He says the Doge team just discovered that FEMA sent $59 million last week to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants. Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President's executive order. That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels for illegals. A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds. They're calling it out, man, and I'd like to see it. Have you seen. I know you're not on Twitter much. Did you see what he put in his bio? Elon Musk has a new bio on Twitter. White House tech support. I just thought that was great. But man, he's been calling it out and it's like, it's funny, man, because like, you know, we've been talking about this shit for so long. Calling out the lies, you know, for so long. And this is a clip that just got retweeted by Elon Musk also. That we actually had here on the show, I believe we were one of the first people to break this. But calling out these lies when KGB was in office or as the press secretary and how she would just get up there and blatantly lie. We. We called it out after doing our own research on the show, exposed the story of how they responding all of this when it comes to these illegal migrants and how FEMA was using our tax dollars to fund that. And this was the response we got from kgb. Check this clip out.

[Andy Purcella]

So disaster relief. This is a falsehood. Disaster relief funds used on immigrants illegally in the U. S. The fact is, no money is being diverted from response needs. That's the fact. Oh, that's the fact.

[DJ]

That's the fact. Yeah, but. But in fact, that was a massive lie. We all knew that funds have been diverted. They continue to get diverted. Even after President Donald Trump, you know, blatantly, explicitly says, don't do it, they're still doing it.

[Andy Purcella]

Oh, and here's the other thing that he found out right here. The bottom line on this, he says there also appears. Dude, there's so much. I keep forgetting to even bring it up. This also appears to be significant funds siphoned from Social Security to pay for illegals. So Social Security that they ask you to pay into your whole entire life that they tell you is going to run out, is not actually going to run out just because they stole it.

[DJ]

All right.

[Andy Purcella]

To push their initiatives and put in their own pockets. Okay, so when you start. God, dude, I don't know how, like, I don't.

[DJ]

It's a lot here.

[Andy Purcella]

I know, but I don't know how someone could. Like, the key to this, the key to this whole thing is to. For people to understand what's actually going on. This is the biggest story in the history of this country and maybe the history of humanity, of modern man, because what we've dealt with, with the creation of television, radio, and print and then taxes, which, by the way, all came around at the same time. I mean, print was available way before that, but now this propaganda machine that was created and utilized and paid for for decades. So how do you know what's true and what's not true? How do you know that the textbooks that you read in high school are in grade school or in college weren't funded with your own tax dollars to send you a message that was not historically accurate? There's so much here. There's. According to what Elon said outside of this tweet, that there were, I think he said, millions of identical Social Security numbers that have been funded outside of ones that were held by American citizens. Dude, this is way bigger than people understand. And my only hope is that people will take the time to actually understand it. This is not a little deal. None of us should ever pay tax ever again of any sort at all. At least for the next 50 years, okay? And we should be paid back of what we've paid for the last 25 years. The actual adults who have been paying tax should be compensated back, and that should come from subsidiation of our natural resources and a bunch of other things that other countries do to subsidize their economy.

[DJ]

Plenty of options, bro. Whether it be oil, natural resources.

[Andy Purcella]

Not only that you charge. You could charge people to protect them with your. Like, there's all kinds of things that could be going on that aren't. And we're not even, you know, producing our own oil. And what like that. That's something that I don't understand. First of all, the amount of damage that happens with green energy is. Is irreparable mining operations that strip the earth of resources that do not go back into the earth. Not renewable oil is constantly being produced by the earth. It's a byproduct of decomposition over time. It's always being produced. And they told us when we were growing up, what they tell us we're going to drink all the oil. If we're transitioning into green energy and oil is becoming obsolete, then what difference does it make? We make money on it now or not? You see what I'm saying, right? Like, it's. This is all. It's all we had Curtis on, who was talking about the green. How the green deal was such a communist scam, and everybody was like, no, that's not true. It's, you know, it's good for the environment. What. What do the plants need to make oxygen? They need carbon dioxide they're trying to ban. So why are they. Why are they stripping? Why are they cutting down all of these forests? And why is the government doing that, right?

[DJ]

Like, dude, we founded ecology.

[Andy Purcella]

Listen, bro, we are in a position of complete and total oppression. That's what we are. It's. It's not even a little bit of freedom. We used to think, oh, well, you know, there's some freedom. But when you consider that we are told to go to work, work till we're 65, which, you know, now people got to work their whole lives. A single income earner can't even afford a house anymore. Okay? You can't Afford a family anymore. You, like, you got all these young. These young. This is why I dedicate so much time to you guys getting rich, because you got to be right now. Okay? But you have all these things that have changed where they've printed enough money to devalue the dollar. Housing's going up. It's not coming down. They tax people harder, more. I mean, dude. And then they propagate this. It's total control. It's. It is the Matrix. It's the Matrix legitimately, just in a different way than what they show you in the movie.

[DJ]

Yeah, bro. And then get the. The part that really irritates me, too, bro, is then they try to. They try to convince us to idolize these.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. And, well, dude, any. Any person. Any human being that has. That is a progressive leftist. Those people have just absorbed the propaganda more than everybody else.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

What about these. That had gender transitions, and they're gonna find out that gender ideology is. Is actually, like, an evil concept that's been tried before for the reason of communist control and takeover and depopulation. Like, dude, and then they've already gone and done it. And, like, you know, the parents encouraged, like, dude, they almost got us, dude. And they did get some people.

[DJ]

They got a lot of people.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, it's. It's a lot of people.

[DJ]

I mean, even just the idea, like, just idolizing. Try to make mortars out of these people who are, you know, keeping the foot on the throat, like, on. On our necks, man. Like, you see that? They were supposed to be building Fauci a museum, legit. This is another thing Elon just covered. Doge cancels funding for Fauci museum exhibit along with an additional $180 million in contracts that were also canceled from the Health and Human Services. Yeah, there was supposed to be a contract for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit in the amount of $170,000.

[Andy Purcella]

They should build it. They should build it. Okay, except the exhibit should be photographs of everything he did. And then at the end, shown him tied up and quartered to do four different horses and show a video of him being executed by court being quartered. And then at the end, it says, don't do that. That should be the museum.

[DJ]

Now with all of this going.

[Andy Purcella]

No, I'm being serious.

[DJ]

I know you are. Yeah, I know you are, dude.

[Andy Purcella]

You cannot get people to not do evil unless the punishment for evil is so bad that it's terrifying.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Like, they're not having a problem in El Salvador with the gangs now, you know, you go in the gangs, you and all these dudes got their faces tatted and they're wearing all. And they say, do you still think you're tough because you were a gangster? And they're crying, okay, these ain't badass, bro. They just not have. They haven't faced any repercussions.

[DJ]

That's all it is, man.

[Andy Purcella]

You get. You get a tough. A quote, unquote tough, or somebody's above the law, or someone like Anthony Fauci, who's a little weasel that thinks he can wheeze, and you make an example out of it. It stops everybody from doing that. Yeah.

[DJ]

Now, now here's. Here's something I want to get your take on, too, right? Because we. We've seen this play be ran in 2016, right? Like, Trump could have, like, done a lot more, in my opinion, had he not had to jump through all the hurdles that they made that man go through. Yeah, they're starting to do it now again, and this time they're using judges to do it. Did you see this? This headline reads, obama Judge temporarily blocks Musk's doge access to important Treasury Department payment system orders immediate destruction of all data obtained since Trump's inauguration. Musk responds to ruling with fire. So CNN reported this past Saturday that a federal judge halted Elon Musk's government efficiency team from assessing a critical Treasury Department. U.S. district Judge Paul A. Engelmeyer, who Barack Obama appointed, cited a risk of, quote, irreparable harm.

[Andy Purcella]

That's the point. The point is to burn all this shit down and put it back the way it was. It's irreparable harm to you because you've been benefiting from it. The rest of us. It's called the way it's supposed to be.

[DJ]

Yeah. The order temporarily stops access a sensitive payment system that distributes Americans tax returns, Social Security benefits, disability payments, and federal employees salaries. Moreover, Engelmeier ordered the destruction of any downloaded information from the payment system by anyone given access to it since January 20, the date Trump was inaugurated. Inaugurated. Now, Engelmeier claimed in his ruling that, quote, the risk that the new policy presents of the disclosure of sensitive and confidential information and the heightened risk that the system in question will be more vulnerable than before to hacking. That's what they're worried about. That's. That's what.

[Andy Purcella]

No, they're not. That's not what they're worried about.

[DJ]

This is not what they're worried about. Now, it's important to know this.

[Andy Purcella]

This is. They're not only Are these people exposing themselves for who was on the take, but they're also exposing themselves for how fucking stupid they actually think everybody else is?

[DJ]

Right, Right.

[Andy Purcella]

You know, it's funny watching those people protest, like Elizabeth Warren and Maxine. Maxine Waters.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

And Schumer. And they're out there protesting and saying, fine. Yeah, And. And. And everybody's like, well, all that's been done is we've been figuring out who's stealing money. So why would you fight for that? And even the dumbest person is like.

[DJ]

Why would you fight for that?

[Andy Purcella]

It's you. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't have to be very smart.

[DJ]

No, I mean.

[Andy Purcella]

You know what I mean?

[DJ]

No, no, it's crazy. I mean, to your point, they're exposing themselves. Right? And so, you know, this ruling, God.

[Andy Purcella]

I can't wait for what's about to happen.

[DJ]

It's about to be biblical, bro.

[Andy Purcella]

I know.

[DJ]

It's gonna be fucking huge. But. But, you know, it wasn't like this judge just acted on his own, right? Like, I mean, who. Who put this shit together? And when you peel it back. The ruling was in response to a lawsuit that was filed by Trump hating New York Attorney General Letitia James, 18 Democrat State Attorney generals.

[Andy Purcella]

How'd that work out for you?

[DJ]

Infuriated over Trump's efforts to downsize the government.

[Andy Purcella]

Why?

[DJ]

They have to.

[Andy Purcella]

Hold on, hold on. Let me. Let me point something out to you.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

Okay. If you run a company, all right, and you're a true contributor to that company, and you're like, all right, the company's not making money, so some people gotta go. And you're in that company and you're someone who does good things for that company. You know what they're gonna say? Yeah, bro, we need to get rid of some people. You know why they're gonna say that? Because they're gonna say, if we can do the job with less amount of people and we can make more money, I'm gonna make more money. Right, but see, that's not what these people do. These people don't do anything. They just steal and they take and they're leeches on society, and now they're being exposed, and they. They want to make it so you don't notice that they're being exposed, except it's too late, because they let their fucking fear expose them. Now you have Schumer today making up some bullshit Democrat fraud group who's going to look for fraud as a Democrats? Like, what are you guys going to do? Wheel in a bunch of mirrors. Like. Like, you know, like. Dude, like. But. But you know how, like, that's crazy. You know how, like, when there's, like, something going on and they're like, there's multiple people involved, and then, like, people figure out, oh, these guys are going to win. And then there's like, some. Some of the people try to get on that team. You know, like, the rats jump the sinking. Like, that's what he's doing now because he realizes him chanting and arguing and getting in people's faces is over. It's over, bro. These people are circling themselves and gathering themselves together because they're undisciplined and they're. They're fearful and they're stupid and they think we're stupid.

[DJ]

Oh, well, the swamp has been drained. And now.

[Andy Purcella]

No, it's not been drained yet.

[DJ]

Well, I think they're stuck in the mud. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcella]

Yes.

[DJ]

They can't get out. Yeah, you're in it now. Yeah, you can't get out.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. Maxine, water should. I mean, like, you should just shut up, go eat your granny cookies or whatever the fuck you do or steal on and hope that this. That you die before this happens. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ]

But, yeah, I mean, so in response to this, Trump stripped the security clearance. Yeah, security clearance.

[Andy Purcella]

That's right. Leticia James, Alvin Bragg, loser security clearance. Our homie up in New York. Okay. But not big homie, little homie.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Andy Purcella]

All right. When all this happened, he messaged me, by the way, I like him.

[DJ]

Yeah, he's cool.

[Andy Purcella]

Stefan's cool.

[DJ]

Yeah, he's cool.

[Andy Purcella]

Steph. He's like. He's like, bro, Alvin Bragg's badass. I'm like, look, dude, just wait. I said, just wait. This is like two, three years ago when this all started coming out. Just wait. Just. I'm gonna message him after the show.

[DJ]

What, now?

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, right, because he was talking about brag. And. And he's like, brag's badass. I'm like, yeah, because he's got no checks. You know, like when nobody watches what you do and you get to do anything you want because you're a certain race in a certain position. No one says anything. Otherwise, you're racist. You do whatever the you want. That's ending, too, which is wonderful.

[DJ]

It's great. And then, you know, in response to this, the Trump administration just filed emergency motion to vacate the Treasury's restraining order, assert that no court can sever presidential supervision. That's mandated by our Constitution.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. No, make. It's executive branch and judicial branch. It's two different things.

[DJ]

Separation of powers.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

You can't fucking control it.

[Andy Purcella]

But they don't know that.

[DJ]

No.

[Andy Purcella]

That judge don't even know that.

[DJ]

No. And at the end of the day, the other thing too, that these people fail to remember is that this is what the vast majority of Americans want.

[Andy Purcella]

I know people keep saying, like that guy in the comments, okay, we didn't vote for. No, this is exactly what we voted for.

[DJ]

Exactly what I Not only.

[Andy Purcella]

Not only did we vote for this, and I said this on record 100 times. Most of us want him to go way harder because we're tired of your shit, okay? Most people want to see these people who have been stealing strung up and impaled like Vlad the Impaler. You know what Vlad the Impaler did, bro? He had. He impaled his own corrupt people in front of his castle, okay? All the criminals, all the bad people in his community, he impaled him. And then when the other army showed up to fight him, they saw that he impaled these people on these poles, and they turned around and went home and they thought, well, if he's gonna do that to his own people, what the is he gonna do to us? And that's the level of scared these people should be to ever with the people of this country ever again.

[DJ]

Yeah. It's just funny to see people squirm, seeing the reality that, like, we're all in line.

[Andy Purcella]

I want to see executions, dude. Yeah, I'm just gonna. I know people get upset when I say that. I don't care. That's what we need. Do you want your money stolen from you or do you not? Do you want your to be oppressed or do you not? Do you want to live under people who think you're a cockroach, or do you want to fucking not live that way and be treated as a human and have opportunity to actually thrive in this country like you were promised and what this country was founded upon. You have a choice. But the choice for us to get the good shit is going to require us removing the bad shit permanently and making examples so that your kids and your grandkids don't do the same shit we've got to do.

[DJ]

True, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

[Andy Purcella]

Elon and Trump, to hire your boy to help solve this problem. I will do it for free. I will come there. I'll sleep in the White House right there. Next to Elon, it'll be no different than when we started this company. I. We can share a mattress, brother. I don't give a. Bring me in. I'm passionate about this. I want to impale. Not. Not in a gay way either.

[DJ]

Yeah, no, I don't think anybody was taking it there.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean.

[DJ]

Disclaimer.

[Andy Purcella]

I'm not gonna say. All I'm gonna say, I gotta be careful with the equipment to hurt people. I'm just saying, dude, fuck these motherfuckers.

[DJ]

I'm gonna pale them so good.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, I gotta stab him.

[DJ]

Captain stabbing bruising for cruising.

[Andy Purcella]

Guys, bro, listen, man, it's all right. I don't care.

[DJ]

It's fine.

[Andy Purcella]

I just want to clear up any confusion. There's been a lot of propaganda.

[DJ]

I understand.

[Andy Purcella]

Bro. I'm just saying, man, like, where is the demand for this? Yeah, like, what are we talking about here? These people ruin your lives. And not only ruin your lives, they lie to your face and steal your money and don't give two shits if you can't afford to live while they're buying jets and planes and boats and.

[DJ]

Getting libraries and built, man. Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcella]

Bro, we should take this back. And we have an opportunity to hear if Trump is who he says he is. I just hope he is, man.

[DJ]

We shall see. We shall see. Guys, let's get to our third and final headline. We got. Hello, number three. This one's a little interesting topic on the, the, the deportation that's been happening, or lack thereof, I should say. Headline number three reads, leaked document says large scale immigration enforcement action coming soon to la. Do you see this? This shit's getting leaked.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, of course it is.

[DJ]

Of course it is.

[Andy Purcella]

Listen, a lot of these people have been operating sans accountability for decades. We're going to see more and more and more of this stuff until it's dealt with. You see what I'm saying?

[DJ]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's wild. We got to see what, what's going to come out of this. But. Yeah. Federal law enforcement agents are planning to carry out a quote unquote, large scale immigration enforcement action in the Los Angeles area before the end of February, according to an internal government document reviewed by the Times, the operation, which would be spearheaded by U. S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, will focus on people who do not have legal status in the. The country or who already have pending orders of removal, according to the document, which was circulated among some federal law enforcement officials this week. Although immigration operations have been ramped up across the country Since President Trump took office, no sweeping actions have taken place in la, a city Trump repeatedly criticized during his presidential campaigns. ICE did not respond to a request for comment. Now, DHS Secretary Christy Noem, she blasts the FBI. So she immediately comes out and says the FBI did it. She tweeted this out, actually. She says the FBI is so corrupt, we will work with any and every agency to stop leaks and prosecute these crooked deep state agents to the fullest extent of the law. Now, it's weird, okay, because she's automatically accusing FBI of doing it. All right, ICE sources, they told Fox News they do not know where no one got the information or what she is basing it off of. They said they reached out to the DHS for comment. They didn't immediately hear back. The FBI had no comment on the matter. So I don't know. I mean, did it come from FBI? Did it come from ice? Were they taking turns on who leaks it? I don't know, but here's the truth. Here's a fact. It's coming from somebody.

[Andy Purcella]

I think she is making an assumption based upon the history of what's been happening for the last 20 years. Okay. There's no secret that there is a large percentage of the FBI that has been conditioned to follow orders instead of serving the. The position that they're supposed to hold and the people of this country. Okay. What? You know, I. I think she's making an assumption. I mean, I think there's really good FBI agents. I think there's really compromised ones, too.

[DJ]

Yeah. I mean, who. Who knows? I think they might take turns, you know, Like, ICE guy probably called that FBI. Got the damn. Did you. We were supposed to be leaking that. Did you get. I don't know.

[Andy Purcella]

There's corruption everywhere, but I know this. We don't need them, and we don't need. We don't need much of this. Like.

[DJ]

Like, bro, I'll do it for 500 bucks a person.

[Andy Purcella]

I mean, if you.

[DJ]

Let's subsidize that.

[Andy Purcella]

That's what I'm saying. We went down with that. Yeah. Sign a little waiver. If you get killed, you can't sue.

[DJ]

Can't sue. I'm fine with that. Yeah, you know, I. Bro, listen, I know where exactly where to go, too. Where I go Home Depot in a pickup truck.

[Andy Purcella]

No, no.

[DJ]

What?

[Andy Purcella]

Huh? Those. Listen, we got to focus on the cr. The criminals. We got to focus on.

[DJ]

I was just. That was an easy pickup, though.

[Andy Purcella]

No, you know, I. You know.

[DJ]

Got it. I'm building a house down the street.

[Andy Purcella]

Guys, I got. I. I don't.

[DJ]

I get it.

[Andy Purcella]

I get it, dude. I just. I'm just, like, so angel at the condition of where we are with everything, and to think that we've paid. And, like, when I think back, like, for me, what I think about is, like, dude, I've been doing this 26 years, man. Like, every day I've killed myself to become. To build these things, these companies that employ all these people. And I think about, like, how much of my life was time has been taken because of the intentionality to make it as difficult as possible on me when I've done what I'm supposed to do as a citizen. I've built things that benefit other people. They also benefit me, and they also benefit my family. But they provide careers and jobs and incomes, and they take care of the community, and I've spent my whole life doing that. And to think that these people have taken half of my money the entire time and what. Not just personally, but from my company, too. People don't understand that you pay taxes with your company and an individual as the owner and stole it and spent it. And, like, dude, I don't look at that. Like, that's a little deal. Like, this is my whole life, bro. You know what I'm saying? I just. And all these little concessions that you've had to make for your family, you know, oh, we couldn't order that, or we couldn't eat that kind of food, or they couldn't play this sport, or they couldn't do this dance class, or.

[DJ]

Can'T do this vacation.

[Andy Purcella]

Couldn't go on this vacation so that these could steal. Like, bro, this. This is not left, right, black, white, gay, straight. This is none of that, bro. This is them and us. I don't have any empathy or sympathy because I think back of the pain and the work and the mental anguish that I've had to go through to do what I've done so far. And when I think about how much easier it would have been without that, it, bro, it burns my ass.

[DJ]

Yeah, you think about the guy at the gas station topping off at eight bucks.

[Andy Purcella]

That's what. Exactly. The guy we were talking about, the guy at the gas station topping off at $8 because he. Dude, this guy's out there working with his hands. He's in the cold, he's in the hot. His family's probably home, his wife's probably pissed at him because of how, like, it's total destruction of the quality of our life, dude, for no. For no other reason than These people are just greedy and they think they're better than you and I. And bro, that that is the reason for a revolution that these people. Trump has to hold these people legitimately accountable or there should be a revolution where the people do.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah. Guys jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's do our final segment. We got thumbs up or dumb. As we bring a headline in, we talk about it to get one of those two options. So that being said, our thumbs up with dumb as headline reads. He's got spunk. Here's what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space.

[Andy Purcella]

How much we pay for that?

[DJ]

It's real.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. How much that cost us? How much that nut cost, bro, it wasn't. It wasn't 50 bucks.

[DJ]

Like, you know, like, you guys heard of semen? We got spaceman.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, dude.

[DJ]

Call that space jam.

[Andy Purcella]

Space jam. All right. Like, what is this, an experiment where this dude just whipped out his unit and did it in front of all the other people up there?

[DJ]

It's for science.

[Andy Purcella]

So they can measure it for science. I bet they did. I bet they did. Some weird ass.

[DJ]

Well, this information could really come in handy.

[Andy Purcella]

Let's hear it, Randy.

[DJ]

Astronauts may find themselves in need of a little sexual relief while touring the galaxy. But when a rocket man can no longer keep those inner passions pinned up, the release of his bodily fluids and zero gravity makes some out of this world motion. So say a set of scientists. Quote. Let's talk about spunk, said Sexpert Esme Luis James per trending tick tock. Quote in space, added astrophysicist Matthew Agnew in the collaboration clip dedicated to space cadets and ejaculation. Talking about getting freaky in the final frontier is a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. Interest in SpaceX has been peaked in months owing to Sunita Suny Williams and Barry Butch Wilmore, astronauts of the International Space Station. You know they've been stranded out there, but the two, you know, they've been stranded in the great beyond indefinitely. Apparently we're supposed to be trying to get them back but a while. While solar systems insiders claim that interstellar intercourse is not possible, the pros say it would be difficult to enjoy the dew due to a lack of stability in the high skies. But should a male moonwalker find some time for a little self pleasure? James and Agnew say the outcome of an outer space orgasm are otherworldly. What will happen if a man's Rocket blasted off in space, pondered James in the not safe for work NASA inspired video, which has amassed over 24,000 views so far.

[Andy Purcella]

Quote.

[DJ]

When a man ejaculates in the vacuum of space, how fast backwards is he propelled? Oh asked. And James revealed the goopy answer via the conservation of momentum. It's a fundamental concept of physics. The concept states that total momentum, bro. How much money was spent on this?

[Andy Purcella]

A lot.

[DJ]

They measured how fast the dude goes backward when he comes in space.

[Andy Purcella]

They didn't measure it. They estimated it. Looks like.

[DJ]

Oh, they calculated it. Yeah. But the concept states that the total momentum of two or more bodies in a system will remain the same. That means that the mass multiplied by the velocity of the ejaculated will equal the mass multiplied by the velocity of the man. And. And to prove that he wasn't just jerking viewers around, Agnew and James did the ma man juice math. They. They calculated the average volume of space spunk approximately one teaspoon.

[Andy Purcella]

Huh.

[DJ]

That seems shy.

[Andy Purcella]

Oh, they're old.

[DJ]

Oh, I usually get at least like tablespoon.

[Andy Purcella]

You measure it?

[DJ]

I mean, I'm a cook, so I can eyeball.

[Andy Purcella]

I would say a teaspoon sounds on the very low side.

[DJ]

It does sound.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, you need to drink some liquids, bro. That doesn't sound right.

[DJ]

No, it doesn't sound like a lot. No. And it's density has a 1 gram. And the average speed of ejaculation is 45 kilometers per hour. I didn't know that. It's pretty fast.

[Andy Purcella]

I don't know if it's fast or not. I mean, if they're only putting out a teaspoon. Yeah, probably. I mean, they're probably in the lower performance category of speed as well. I think the speed probably has to do with how strong your. I wonder if it's Kegel thing. Muscle is the cable thing.

[DJ]

Muscle.

[Andy Purcella]

Kegels.

[DJ]

Oh, Kegel. Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

I wonder if you got a strong Kegel. You can.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ]

I wonder if there's like differences by race, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, historically, statistically, I'm faster than you, right?

[Andy Purcella]

I. Faster how?

[DJ]

Like just speed.

[Andy Purcella]

Like zero fucking chance you're faster.

[DJ]

I said statistically. Statistically I'm faster.

[Andy Purcella]

There's zero chance.

[DJ]

And I just wonder if it like crosses over.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah, you probably come with one stroke. Yeah, you're probably way faster. You're a young man. You're not old man knows how to do it yet. Who knew that's how you end up with all them kids, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

You don't know how to control that thing.

[DJ]

Yep.

[Andy Purcella]

It's a dangerous weapon, bro.

[DJ]

Listen, we're. Great muzzle awareness, great power comes, great responsibility. But. Yeah. They calculated the momentum of. Of. Of. Of sperm in space. They said It'd be about 0.000562 meters per second. So. Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

All right, so let's be real. The man and the woman are standing straight in space forever and ever and ever. And you think they're not doing stuff?

[DJ]

She did look like she was not getting any sleep.

[Andy Purcella]

I'm just.

[DJ]

She looked relaxed.

[Andy Purcella]

Well, bro, they're in, like, the photo area of NASA anyway. Like, they're not even up there.

[DJ]

They're just jacking off in the bottom of a pool.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah. This is what we pay for. We pay for these shows to make us think things. Now they're making us. They're telling us, don't jizz in space.

[DJ]

You're right.

[Andy Purcella]

You know, otherwise, you just start propelling back. I will jizz wherever the. I want.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

What? I pay my taxes. I'm sorry.

[DJ]

I thought it was America. I. I do have a culture question for you because, like, this is something I didn't know. What is it with the socks?

[Andy Purcella]

The socks?

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcella]

What about them?

[DJ]

Like, you know, like a white, white person thing. Are you guys.

[Andy Purcella]

What are you talking about?

[DJ]

Go in socks?

[Andy Purcella]

I never heard that before.

[DJ]

You've never. Like the crunchy socks under the bed?

[Andy Purcella]

It sounds to me like that's what you do. No. What are you. That's so.

[DJ]

That's not a thing.

[Andy Purcella]

Listen to this. He's like, what? So what is it about this gay stuff? You ever heard of it? No, man, I have. I heard your people did it. I heard your people are the gay ones, but tell me about it. Nothing wrong with being gay. No, Just.

[DJ]

I'm not, man.

[Andy Purcella]

All right, well, guys, tell me about the socks. We all want to know.

[DJ]

No, it's a thing, bro. Like, you guys. The crunchy socks under the bed.

[Andy Purcella]

Right?

[DJ]

Like, so. That's not a thing they say. It's. It's. It's a white. It's a white person.

[Andy Purcella]

Who's they? The black community. Well, so we're gonna talk about what black people say about white people. We're gonna talk about what white people say about black people.

[DJ]

I had a call with them this morning, and they were.

[Andy Purcella]

The Black Council of Truth.

[DJ]

We're curious about the crunchy socks.

[Andy Purcella]

Do you represent the Black Council of Truth?

[DJ]

I do not represent. I'm just.

[Andy Purcella]

You're just a member.

[DJ]

I'm just a messenger.

[Andy Purcella]

Sometimes you're not a client. And the president. No, you're just part of.

[DJ]

I'm just. Sometimes they kick me out the room.

[Andy Purcella]

I got a call. Yeah. Really, dude? Like, you're not in top secret.

[DJ]

My security clearances.

[Andy Purcella]

So you can get in the lower level meetings of the White and the Black Council. Exactly. But you can't get into the higher.

[DJ]

I'm trying to create unity in here, in the world, man.

[Andy Purcella]

I get it. It sucks.

[DJ]

So you guys owning up to crunchy socks or.

[Andy Purcella]

No, no.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Andy Purcella]

I'm saying, like, if you were in the higher levels, you would understand what the truth is. But I understand why you think what you think. What's the truth? That's what you're supposed to think. Wait, what's the truth? Well, I can't tell you because you're in the. You're not vip. I got. You know, I'm gonna call the White council and ask them some things.

[DJ]

So what is it with Popeyes?

[Andy Purcella]

We should. We should have a segment on the show where you call the Black Council one day.

[DJ]

Uhhuh.

[Andy Purcella]

And then. And then we'll call the White council. Ask them.

[DJ]

All right, I'm down with that. I'm done.

[Andy Purcella]

Both of them are picked up by Joe.

[DJ]

You know Joe, too.

[Andy Purcella]

No.

[DJ]

What we got on this, man?

[Andy Purcella]

I would say we probably paid $10 million for that study. Guaranteed at least 10.

[DJ]

That's being very conservative.

[Andy Purcella]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Yeah. All right. I mean, listen, you got to go.

[Andy Purcella]

When you. It's nice to know, man. Like, so, you know, if I decide to jack off outside the space station, I don't float the fuck away. I was thinking. I was. It was really stressing me out this morning. Yeah. I was like, how would they get me? You know, I was. Dude, I'm glad this. They did this study because. I know, dude, now I know not to do that.

[DJ]

The more you know. Yeah, the more you know, guys. Andy, that's all I got, man.

[Andy Purcella]

All right, guys, don't forget, these people have been stealing all your money for your whole life and thinking. Telling you to work harder and harder, harder, so that they can spend it on stupid ass, like, studies on how much you're gonna go across space if you bust a nut in there. So just keep that in mind when you can't pay for your kids and have a great day. Don't be a hoe share.

[DJ]

The show went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze up Pole up, stove counted millions in a cold, bad, booted swole. Got her own bank roll. Can't fold. Just a no head shot. Case closed cloth.