853. Andy & DJ CTI: Judge Rules Fired Federal Workers Must Be Rehired, Putin Agrees In Principle With U.S. Proposed 30-Day Ukraine Ceasefire & House Hearing Ends After Lawmaker Introduces Rep. Sarah McBride As ‘Mr. McBride’

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella - Episode 853

Release Date: March 14, 2025
Title: Andy & DJ CTI: Judge Rules Fired Federal Workers Must Be Rehired, Putin Agrees In Principle With U.S. Proposed 30-Day Ukraine Ceasefire & House Hearing Ends After Lawmaker Introduces Rep. Sarah McBride As ‘Mr. McBride’

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1. Introduction and Community Pride (00:10 - 03:00)

Andy Frisella kicks off the episode by celebrating St. Louis's area code, 314 Day, emphasizing his love for the city’s architecture and community. He highlights a recent surge in St. Louis's homicide rankings, now leading the nation per capita.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [02:33]: "We were down for a minute. Yeah, we're back to number one."

2. Federal Workers Rehiring Ruling (19:57 - 28:56)

The hosts discuss the recent court ruling mandating the rehiring of thousands of federal workers fired under President Trump. They critique the Office of Personnel Management's decision to mass-fire probationary employees, labeling it a "sham strategy."

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [24:06]: "Fight over the bill when we go to dinner. Because he's a gentleman. He's a great dude."

3. Putin's Stance on Ukraine Ceasefire (28:56 - 35:00)

Andy and Joe delve into Russian President Vladimir Putin's tentative agreement to a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine. They express skepticism about the effectiveness of the ceasefire, suggesting that it might allow Ukraine to regroup rather than lead to lasting peace.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [51:02]: "I call him straight up. I say, little guy, just so you know, if you don't fucking stop this shit, I'm going to make sure that in 100 years, you never existed."

4. House Hearing Incident with Rep. Sarah McBride (72:08 - 83:18)

The duo highlights a controversial House hearing where Representative Sarah McBride was incorrectly introduced as "Mr. McBride," leading to the abrupt termination of the hearing. They criticize the misuse of pronouns and argue it reflects a broader agenda to manipulate language for compliance.

Notable Quote:

Joe [73:02]: "But I think her brother accidentally spilled some tea."

5. Discussion on "Days of Thunder" Movie (10:47 - 19:05)

Andy and Joe share their differing opinions on the movie "Days of Thunder." Joe dismisses it as one of the worst movies he's seen, while Andy defends its cultural significance, comparing it to "Top Gun" for NASCAR enthusiasts.

Notable Quote:

Joe [14:19]: "What terrible movie."

6. Government Inefficiency and Accountability (12:05 - 27:47)

A significant portion of the conversation centers on the inefficiency within government agencies, particularly highlighting issues like bloated federal workforces and lack of accountability. Andy emphasizes the need for drastic reforms to ensure government employees perform their duties effectively.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [26:22]: "All we have to do is go to a government office where there's 16 people to do one job and they all sit in their asses..."

7. Media Manipulation and Transparency (54:08 - 66:31)

The hosts discuss perceived media manipulation and lack of transparency within the government. They express distrust towards institutions like USAID and speculate about covert operations and blackmail tactics used to control narratives and retain power.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [65:54]: "They have completely covered up the truth of Jesus Christ and that it was a historical truth..."

8. Audience Engagement and Community Appreciation (48:41 - 77:17)

Andy takes time to express gratitude towards the show's audience, appreciating their support and emphasizing the importance of surrounding oneself with positive, like-minded individuals. He reflects on the show's longevity and the bond with listeners.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [48:56]: "I really appreciate, you know, we've been doing this for 10 years now. It'll be in July. It'll be 10 years straight of podcasting."

9. NFL Rookie Dinner Controversy (93:00 - 100:55)

The episode shifts to a lighter yet critical discussion about an NFL rookie who was forced to pay a six-figure bill for a team dinner at a luxury Detroit steakhouse. Andy and Joe condemn this practice as extortionate and akin to hazing, questioning the culture within professional sports teams.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [102:04]: "I think it's a lot of money. I think it's a lot of money."

10. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts (100:55 - End)

Andy and Joe wrap up the episode by reiterating their frustrations with various societal issues, including media narratives and governmental policies. They encourage listeners to continue engaging and sharing their thoughts in the comments.

Notable Quote:

Andy Frisella [82:25]: "Everything in society that is a point of contention is because these people have twisted the language to mean something that it doesn't fucking mean."

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Conclusion

Episode 853 of "REAL AF with Andy Frisella" covers a broad spectrum of topics, from federal workforce reforms and international ceasefires to cultural controversies within the House of Representatives and the NFL. Andy and Joe offer their unfiltered perspectives, blending serious discussions with humorous banter, while actively engaging with their audience through notable quotes and interactive segments.

Transcript

[Joe]

Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up. Bow up stove. Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole. Got her own bank roll, can't fold. That's a no head shot case. Close.

[Andy Purcell]

What is up? Guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and. And DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. And we're just going to get right into it, man. What the going on?

[Joe]

Hey, how's it going, buddy?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[Joe]

Don't be a hoe, share the show. All right. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, what are you doing over there?

[Joe]

You know, making sure the volume's off so I don't interrupt the show. Oh yeah, yeah, that's about it.

[Andy Purcell]

That's good.

[Joe]

I had to readjust my chair too. Was a little weird.

[Andy Purcell]

What is that like your fourth or fifth chair?

[Joe]

You know, so I actually learned something today.

[Andy Purcell]

What?

[Joe]

I. I learned I Joe up the chairs. Then he switches my good chair out.

[Andy Purcell]

How did you. How did you discover?

[Joe]

Well, bro, you know I'm an intel guy, right?

[Andy Purcell]

I know, but like what I'm saying, that sounds like a pretty heavy accusation.

[Joe]

No, I've seen him do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that true, Joe?

[Joe]

Oh, this chair is somebody's this true, Joe?

[Andy Purcell]

Ice cream Joe, Is that true?

[Joe]

Yeah, no, no, it's.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that true, Jojo? All right. Those are some serious accusations.

[Joe]

You drag the chair out, I'm gonna.

[Andy Purcell]

Have to see the evidence.

[Joe]

Well, we got.

[Andy Purcell]

We got who broke the chair, D.J.

[Joe]

Okay, some Lucas packing grease on it. All right. Yeah, this is a good one. This is a good one.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that why you started working out? What, the chair breaking chairs? No, the bill for the chairs getting too much. Costing more than your mortgage.

[Joe]

Yeah, man, all you look good though. Thanks, bro. Yeah, we're getting there.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

You still.

[Andy Purcell]

You still working hard?

[Joe]

Still grinding, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Work out today?

[Joe]

Not yet, no. Cuz I did other to take care of.

[Andy Purcell]

I thought you worked out at 8:30 in the morning?

[Joe]

Well, typically, but I had the other stuff to. You know.

[Andy Purcell]

That wasn't even real stuff.

[Joe]

It wasn't, but I mean I took it seriously. Yeah. You know.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. Anyway.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, Greetings.

[Joe]

Yeah. Hello children. Well, today's a special day. The guy. The day you guys are listening to this, it's 314 day, which is a big day. For us here in St. Louis, 314 is our area code. Right? So like, you know, it's all we got. It's all we got, you know, you know, from the Lou. And we're proud. And I got something, you know, in commemoration of this sacred day.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what? I appreciated your story last night, Joe. The story about the water tower down there on Grand. That's a beautiful piece of architecture. Remember, like think about if our whole city looked like that, still be. It'd be one of the best cities in the fucking world.

[Joe]

Well, we got a lot of cool ass buildings, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, no one loves the city more than me, bro. I love it.

[Joe]

It's a great thing.

[Andy Purcell]

I didn't love it so much, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't build my companies here. I love it.

[Joe]

That's real.

[Andy Purcell]

But I just wish that we could get it revived some, you know what I'm saying? You guys need to buy a little more protein so I can, you know, fix this up.

[Joe]

But no, dude, like, you know, so I. I found this. I thought this was interesting. You know, we like winning, right? And St. Louis is back on the winning table. 2024 homicide rankings. St. Louis leads nation yet again. Hell yeah, baby. We were down for a minute.

[Andy Purcell]

I know. We were like third. Yeah, we're back to number one.

[Joe]

Number one, baby.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Fucking winners.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man, if we're going to do something, we do it all the way. That should be our slogan. You know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

Yeah, bro. Per capita, we're back at it.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, now Chicago, per capita is weight made up. It's not even a real thing.

[Joe]

It's not a real thing.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a white person talking point.

[Joe]

It's a privilege point. Listen, I get, I get it, guys, but no, yeah, per capita, we got it. 52.9 per capita. Yeah. That's the highest one.

[Andy Purcell]

Holy shit. That's way higher than everybody else.

[Joe]

Way higher. Yeah, per capita. Dude, it's awesome.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh my God.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Chicago's at 20. We're double Chicago, right?

[Joe]

Chicago ain't got shit on us.

[Andy Purcell]

You guys, come on, man. You guys, calm down out there. Stuff your game on.

[Joe]

No, I say step your game up, Chicago.

[Andy Purcell]

No, because it'll be me or you. Just be the karma for talking. I'm not trying.

[Joe]

Well, statistically, it'd be me.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, this is what I've been trying. Yeah, this is what I've been trying to say. This is what I've been trying to say, man. I want to go downtown.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I want to Hang out. But we can't because you get killed, bro. I tell people when they come here, like, they stay down to Four Seasons. And I say, hey, man, don't go outside at night.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And they're like, oh, dude, I can handle myself anywhere. I'm like, you don't understand. You don't understand what I'm telling you. This is not South Central Los Angeles. This is. This is fucking Beirut, okay?

[Joe]

Like, don't.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, like, dude, I have to get in these arguments with these people that come in and they're like, dude, I'm fine. I served in the military. Well, did they teach you how to stop bullets with your hands?

[Joe]

Yeah. Right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know in the Matrix, right? Like, I don't know what to tell you, bro. Like, they don't listen to me. And then one of the dudes came in, he was staying over at the Chase, and he's like, do you never believe what I saw? And I'm like, what'd you see? He's like, I saw Duke is shot. I'm like, I told you.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, I mean, it is.

[Andy Purcell]

Don't go outside down there at night time. It's not safe. It's not safe.

[Joe]

No, it's not. It's not. I mean, there's places. I mean, I mean, listen, granted, every city, there's places.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes, agree.

[Joe]

Sure.

[Andy Purcell]

But the north side of St. Louis, you don't go, period, dude, at any time.

[Joe]

Really?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, don't go there.

[Joe]

But, yeah, man, I thought, you know, I thought this was winning now. I mean, like, again, it's.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what, dude, it's sad. It shouldn't be that way.

[Joe]

It is, it is.

[Andy Purcell]

And this is why I get so passionate about all of this stuff that we talk about all the time, guys. You know, when I talk about the black communities and a lot of people are like, why do you care so much about that? Because I'm from St. Louis, bro.

[Joe]

And.

[Andy Purcell]

And I see the way the community's been robbed and pillaged and the crimes have not been prosecuted, which creates more crime and more danger. I've seen the money get stole. I've seen it. I've seen it right here. And dude, you lived in it. Lived in it, you know, and so, like, you know, people don't understand, like, dude, this isn't Philadelphia. It's not New York. It's way worse.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, dude, I'm not trying to talk on the city. No, I mean, these are statistics, man.

[Joe]

These are real things.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, I love this city. Yeah, but like, dude, it should. That shouldn't be happening here.

[Joe]

No. Well, I mean, like. I mean, again, like, you know, we're trying to make light of the situation, but, I mean, the. The deeper underlying.

[Andy Purcell]

Of course we're gonna joke about everything.

[Joe]

Yeah, but. But the underlining tone here, bro. Like, I mean, like, that means, like, there's victims. Like, there's. These are people, bro. And like, when you look at. Well, who are the people that are doing it? Who are the people that are, you know, that are the victims of these crimes, bro? Like, I mean, nobody wants to address it. And like, to this point, we. I know we just brought. We had this topic, I think, a couple of EP ago, but that. That teen that was running that track meet, right, that hit that lady, well, came out that she did get charged with assault, but look at the accountability behind it. Local NAACP issues an outrageous defense of attacker.

[Andy Purcell]

Why. Why are we. Didn't I say this?

[Joe]

You said exactly that.

[Andy Purcell]

Didn't we talk. We did talk about this.

[Joe]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andy Purcell]

Didn't I. I asked you, where's the.

[Joe]

What's the accountability issue? We talk.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I. I said that. I said, look at the difference between different cultures. And I did that. Right. Okay. If you missed the show, I asked a very honest question. What is the difference? Why is it that in white culture, like, dude, you know, if I have someone I'm related to or someone I know or someone I'm friends with and they do dumbass shit, I'm gonna be the first one to be like, well, shouldn't have fucking done that, dumbass.

[Joe]

Enjoy your baloney sandwich.

[Andy Purcell]

But when these things happen in the black communities, everybody's like, I didn't see nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are you. You're picking on this guy who just. He. He doesn't know because he, you know, like, dude, we make up all these excuses, sympathy, and dude, it's. It. Listen, criminals are criminals, man. It doesn't matter what color they are. It doesn't matter what race they are. And we can't continue to make excuses for criminals. It doesn't. For any criminals. And I don't understand what that culture is. I just don't understand it. Like, why would you want to defend people who are doing bad things from accountability, who are statistically likely to do more bad things because they didn't face accountability first time?

[Joe]

It's wild, bro. I mean, here's part of the release they just put out from the NAACP chapter, and then down at the bottom says, aaliyah the attacker. They say, quote, aaliyah is not an attacker.

[Andy Purcell]

What would you call that?

[Joe]

Yeah, right, Right. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

What do they call it?

[Joe]

Yeah. They said, immediate headlines, continuing media headlines that allude towards that in any way is shameful. We understand the sensitivity of the circumstances for both athletes and their families involved, but this narrative must not go under unaddressed. Aaliyah is an honor student, star athlete, historic I.C. norcom High School. From all accounts, she's an excess exceptional young leader and scholar whose athletic talent has been well documented and recognized across our state.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so if she's not an attacker, what is she?

[Joe]

Yeah, right, right. I would have loved to see the na.

[Andy Purcell]

Why would. Why would they defend this?

[Joe]

That's what I'm saying, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

This is how they lose all credibility.

[Joe]

It's sickening.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, dude, you want to know why people don't take a lot of this serious? You want to know why more people aren't invested in fixing the black communities that don't live there? You know why?

[Joe]

Like this?

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. Because you can't do it. You try to say, hey, get that charged or punished or held accountable, and the community doesn't want to do it, and then they want to blame, like, people that look like me for causing the fucking problem. And that's just not true.

[Joe]

No, No. I would have loved to see the NAACP statement had that been, you know, a white girl that hit her. You know what I'm saying? Like.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, bro, that was a white girl that did that. We all know what would be going on.

[Joe]

Be riots.

[Andy Purcell]

There'd be riots. It'd be all stirred up.

[Joe]

It'd be looting at Nikes. I mean, Foot lockers.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, maybe not to this point. I think everybody started to realize that we are pitted against each other. But there certainly would have been a crowd of people it would have. That were like, yes, it would have tried to push that.

[Joe]

For sure. For sure. You know, but, like, you know, it's stupid, man. It's stupid. I just thought that was a nice little follow up, you know? Yeah, it is. It's stupid. You know, by the way, this is not a temperature map.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that the crime map?

[Joe]

Looks like the Mojave Desert, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I got no comment on that, man.

[Joe]

It is what it is, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, you know what? Dude, that's. That's. That's, like what we're missing in this town, though. Like, if you go to other cities, like if you go to Boston and people say whatever they want about Boston. Now they do have a batshit crazy mayor.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But you go there, you feel safe.

[Joe]

No pun intended.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. For real? Yeah. You go to downtown Nashville, you. You feel safe, You. You go to downtown Austin or Dallas, you feel safe. Like you can do things. There's things to do.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, here, you can't do because the city is a. Like, you're afraid you're gonna get carjacked everywhere you go once you enter the city limits, dude. And it's not the police that aren't enforcing the laws. It's that they aren't allowed to enforce the laws because when they do, the people don't get prosecuted and they get let out and they create more. It's. Dude, It's. It's. It's sad, dude, because this is a beautiful city.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Filled with amazing people.

[Joe]

Good people, man. Good people. Yeah. Well, guys, Andy, let's do some cruising. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I would love to see St. Louis. Just go hard as cleaning up the criminal element here. I mean, like. And I think. I don't think I'm alone in saying that.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I think people are tired of not having any social, like, any social outlets at all.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean. And that actually may be on the horizon because there's some stuff right now with the St. Louis City Police, so with the state coming back in, taking control of the city police department, which will open them up to immediately send charges to state also. So.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that real?

[Joe]

Oh, yeah. I think we've done it a few times. Like, it's been back and forth.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, dude, look, we need drastic action. We need it in the city like this. This is unacceptable. It's not what we want. For the amount of taxes that we pay in this town and then in the city, you pay another one full 1% for what?

[Joe]

I don't see it. You don't see it, man. Yeah. Well, let's get into some cruising, dude. Let's. Let's check these guys, these headlines out. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfacella.com you guys can find them link there. Or you can just, you know, come on the YouTube and watch us here and stare at our handsome faces.

[Andy Purcell]

Either way.

[Joe]

Yeah, you don't work.

[Andy Purcell]

It's crazy how many people. It's. It's. It's real. It's. It's actually kind of crazy how many people still only listen to audio and don't watch the YouTube.

[Joe]

Don't want to see it.

[Andy Purcell]

Especially with the amount of production that we offer on the show, probably.

[Joe]

I don't want to see a black man.

[Andy Purcell]

That's probably what it is. I mean, it's racism.

[Joe]

Yeah. I mean, when is it not?

[Andy Purcell]

Let's. Let's march.

[Joe]

I'm going straight to Foot Locker, bruh.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man, look, all I'm saying is, is, you know, I appreciate all you guys on audio. It's like a hundred times more people, but, you know, you should check it out on YouTube.

[Joe]

Yeah, we look good.

[Andy Purcell]

We. We look real good today.

[Joe]

Oh, I gotta bring this up. I got. I don't even know. I almost forgot this, bro. So, you know, I've been getting a lot of pressure from our real ass fans and, you know, you've equalized the pressure as well. Days of Thunder.

[Andy Purcell]

I. I saw that you were going to watch it last night.

[Joe]

I watched it.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, you watched.

[Joe]

I watched it last night.

[Andy Purcell]

What happened?

[Joe]

I'm about to piss a lot of people off. What terrible movie.

[Andy Purcell]

What are you talking about?

[Joe]

Fucking trash. How, bro? The plot, the fucking. I mean, it was honestly, probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

[Andy Purcell]

You didn't watch it then?

[Joe]

I fell asleep, like, okay, 15 minutes. No, it was so bad.

[Andy Purcell]

You didn't watch it? What happened in the movie?

[Joe]

So Tom Cruise rides in on the motorcycle.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Right? Yeah. He borrows the other guy, his competitors fucking car to fucking do a lap. Harry, you know, they're bickering, they finally fix their relationship and all that's great. Starts winning some races because he listens to Harry's advice. Tom Cruise doesn't know shit about cars but knows how to drive them.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, I got.

[Joe]

I get it.

[Andy Purcell]

You read that on Wikipedia?

[Joe]

I swear to God, I watched a movie last night, Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

No, you didn't.

[Joe]

It's. It's.

[Andy Purcell]

Honestly, there's no way you could watch Days of Thunder and be like, oh, it's one of the worst movies.

[Joe]

The plot by itself.

[Andy Purcell]

You're. You're. You're fucking retarded then.

[Joe]

Well, I mean, think the people who watch it might be.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, okay, so it's everybody else. It's everybody else's fault.

[Joe]

I'm just being real, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

It sounds like the people that blame the crime on everybody, just saying, listen.

[Joe]

Everybody else, I. I can understand why, you know, culturally, why that's an important movie for you guys.

[Andy Purcell]

Why is that?

[Joe]

Huh?

[Andy Purcell]

Why?

[Joe]

No, I'm like the nascar, the thing, you know, like, that's. I get it. I get why that's culturally significant for you.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you. Are you upset that you don't have your own car, bubble, Wallace?

[Joe]

No, we do. We have our own, like, TV car thing. It's called Cops. Yeah, you know, we have watched the TV show.

[Andy Purcell]

You're going to watch the movie with me.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. What happened with the sugar packets?

[Joe]

Yeah, he was showing her, like, you know, he was laying down with the doctor who had to clear him. So after she.

[Andy Purcell]

Who told you this story yesterday?

[Joe]

No, bro, I watched the movie, Andy. I watched it. I gave it a good hard try.

[Andy Purcell]

What happens? What car does he finally end up racing?

[Joe]

I think I fell asleep at that point.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah, I was sleep. What was his first car, but, like, when they had to go do dinner with the, like, the NASCAR president dude or whatever, and, like, they rented some cars and, you know, beat him up and like.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, I just went to YouTube and watched the highlights.

[Joe]

I watched it, Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

That is a good scene.

[Joe]

Yeah, like, that was a cool scene. Like, that was cool.

[Andy Purcell]

What was?

[Joe]

The bad scenes, the rest of it being real, bro. Like the highway patrol, when they get pulled over. Like, that was funny, you know, and there was a stripper cop, right, that Harry planted like that. Cool. I get it. You know, but like, dude, it was the flow. The fucking, like, cinema, cinematography. It was trash, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

That movie's from, like, 85.

[Joe]

I could tell.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, well, that's what shit looked like in 85.

[Joe]

Yeah, it reminded me of, like, Top Gun for NASCAR.

[Andy Purcell]

That's exactly what it is.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Top Guns, one of the greatest movies ever.

[Joe]

Undeniable.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, okay, so it reminds you of Top Gun for nascar, but it's shitty. And Top Gun is good.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah, Top Gun's a great movie.

[Andy Purcell]

So, guys, I'm having auditions for a new co host. One that has a higher IQ than 75.

[Joe]

We tested mine.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, we did. You. You tested yours? It wasn't verified. Yeah, testing it yourself and telling people. I don't know if that counts.

[Joe]

Well, I got a certificate.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, you did you make that up on your computer?

[Joe]

Nope. It was like 15.99 extra, man. I'm just saying, you know, like I said, don't. Don't shoot the messenger. DJs, rotten tomatoes. Nah, you know, I don't believe it. Yeah, well, let's get into this Cruise, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Was there any black people in that movie at all?

[Joe]

Oh, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. Like, that's probably why you're mad. It was. I just didn't feel the cultural significance. Yeah, you know, I mean, NASCAR is cool. You know, just, you know. Yeah, it was all right.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't think he watched it.

[Joe]

Well, like, dude, like, he built that car in, like, 30 seconds. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was like, the plot lines. It didn't make you.

[Andy Purcell]

Talking about. That's. That's. They sped that part up in the movie.

[Joe]

Yeah, but, like, he didn't change his clothes.

[Andy Purcell]

He wears the same clothes the whole movie.

[Joe]

No, he goes up to the car. It's like the metal thing. He's like, oh, I'm gonna do this. So good for you. I'm gonna. I'm gonna, you know, widen the gas tank, give you an extra gallon of gas. Like, bro, I watched it. I watched the movie.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not what he said. He said, I'm gonna give you a longer fuel line so I can hold.

[Joe]

Extra wider fuel line so you can hold an extra gallon of gas.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, Maybe you watch something.

[Joe]

I watched it, dude. I watched it.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you think?

[Joe]

It's terrible.

[Andy Purcell]

He watched it.

[Joe]

I watched it, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

He's lying.

[Joe]

I watched it. Terrible movie. Okay, yeah, sorry. Well, let's get into our head.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, sorry it wasn't Pokemon or whatever the. You grew up on.

[Joe]

It's okay. I got. I got. Listen, that's okay. I was.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Bridgerton.

[Joe]

I watched. Listen, I. Well, I thought about. I was thinking about this last night.

[Andy Purcell]

You say Bridgerton's better than Days of Thunder.

[Joe]

It's a TV show, so, I mean, you can't really. It's.

[Andy Purcell]

But you would rather watch that. You know how I know you're gay?

[Joe]

Well, I had this idea, too, bro. So I was like. While I was watching this movie, I'm like, I see what Andy's doing here. Like, you know, we're. You know. And I do appreciate. We're trying to, like, you know, do like, a cultural exchange thing here, you know what I'm saying? I watch Days of Thunder, so I got. I got something. I ordered it last night when I was watching the movie.

[Andy Purcell]

I probably seen it.

[Joe]

It's the entire Roots collection.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you get into Kente.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah. One through seven, though.

[Andy Purcell]

I've seen the whole thing.

[Joe]

Okay, well, we're gonna watch it again.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Joe]

And, like, you know, so you can, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Joe]

You didn't watch Roots, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

You watch everybody. Listen. White people are forced to watch fucking school. That's a fact. They make you sit there and watch it.

[Joe]

I had to do it, too.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they roll the TV in. They're like, oh, we're gonna show a movie today. It's gonna be great. And they're like, they're like, what is it? You're like roots? I'm like, it's every year, man.

[Joe]

Yeah, they're only during, you know, that's.

[Andy Purcell]

How they start that white guilt.

[Joe]

That's what it is, bro. That's what it is, man. That's your uncle, you know. Yeah, I get it. I get it, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[Joe]

Yeah. Well, let's do some cruising, guys. Let's get to it.

[Andy Purcell]

We got our first for clarification, huh? Days of Thunder is. Is better than Bridgerton, I think.

[Joe]

You know, that's the beautiful thing about cinema is that, like, you know, everybody's. It's like art, you know, you. What you get out of it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. It's like sexual orientation. You know what I'm saying? I get it. It's what you like.

[Joe]

It's what you like, man. It's what you like. Well, I do like these headlines I got for you.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, let's get into them.

[Joe]

Let's get into our first set of headlines, guys. Headline number one. So this is a big thing going on. This just happened right before we started recording here. Everybody's wild up about it and talking about it. Headline number one reads, thousands of fired federal workers must be rehired immediately. Judge rules. So, you know, we know Trump fired, you know, tens of thousands of people. A lot of those people were probationary employees who were fired. And U.S. district Judge William Alup described the mass firings as a quote, unquote, sham strategy by the government central human resources office to sidestep legal requirements for reducing the federal workforce. So this guy right here, this is the judge. This is the Honorable Judge William Asshat. I mean, whatever. He also wrote a book, the Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald. I thought that was interesting. But anyway, who is this guy? So also, he's a San Francisco based appointee of President Bill Clinton. He ordered the Defense, Treasury, Energy, Interior, Agriculture, and Veteran affairs departments to immediately offer all fired probationary employees their jobs back. The Office of Personnel Management, the judge said, had made an unlawful decision to terminate them. And even if it is upheld on appeal, it does not guarantee that all workers will be able to get their jobs back permanently. Also made clear that agencies still have the authority to implement reductions in force as long as they follow the proper procedures in doing so. Article continues saying federal agencies.

[Andy Purcell]

That's weird, man. Like, what. What did. So did they follow the proper procedures when they fired everybody for not taking the COVID shot?

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

What about. What about, you know, what about what about all these businesses that you tried to. Tried to charge $700,000 per employee that wouldn't take the shot. Is that the proper procedure in this country?

[Joe]

It's a great point. It's a great point. You know, and dude, it's so. It's so weird too, right? Because, like, our government, at the basis of it, is supposed to have checks and balances, but the president oversees the executive branch. A lot of these things were under his authority. I mean, like, we're saving how much money? Because the truth of the matter is. But I know everybody likes to get personal about, you know, federal employees, but, like, let's be real, bro. Like, the. We have all of these excessive numbers. How efficient is our government? You know, like all these IRS fucking people, we still don't have get our taxes returned on time, you know what I'm saying? Like. Like there's so much inefficiency that obviously the drastic number of these people, like, they're not doing shit to begin with. Get them out of there. You don't get a fucking right to have a government job. I'm sorry. Like, it doesn't. It doesn't make sense. So, I mean, this is an interesting thing.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, I mean, yeah, this is common sense. I mean, I'm not saying anything because.

[Joe]

I'm like, yeah, yeah, well, here's the thing, too. Like, they have to offer their jobs back. I don't know how many of these people are actually going to want to go back anyway, to be real, you know what I'm saying? Like, bro, they fucking hate the administration. They hate Trump. Like, why would they even want to go back? You know what I'm saying? Now, I think that also opens up some other issues, though, because those same people, these are the reasons why we were having so many cultural problems in our government. It was these fucking people, you know what I'm saying? Bringing the, Bringing the fucking trans books in the fucking offices and the pride flags in the offices. And like, these were those people.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm aware.

[Joe]

You know, so it's like, fuck, like, good riddance, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Trump doesn't have to do any of the shit this guy says. Just.

[Joe]

I don't think he should.

[Andy Purcell]

He doesn't need to. If the Supreme Court says that, then that's a different thing, but he'll probably ignore it.

[Joe]

He should.

[Andy Purcell]

And yeah, I think everybody that doesn't have a government job or, or household isn't supported by a government job understands how much bloating and, you know, waste there is in the government. I mean, all we have to do is go to a government office where there's 16 people to do one job and they all sit in their asses and let you, you know, sit there for as long as they deem necessary to make sure that, you know that they're in charge and not you. They're all rude, they all treat you like. And you know what? I don't think people would, you know, if you, if, if we walked in to a government center or, you know, the DMV or any of these places and it was quick and easy and the people were nice, I. There wouldn't be as much of an uproar about this. So in my opinion, these people who are, you know, at, you know, at the end of the ax on these things, you guys brought it on yourselves by thinking that you deserve and are entitled to that job and that there was no accountability that was ever going to come your way. Because the reality is, is if they follow procedure like Judge Alsop is trying to tell them they need to, it makes it almost impossible to actually fire anybody. And anybody who's worked in a government job will tell you this. It's almost impossible to fire people for anything. And that creates a situation where the employees know that they don't have to do their jobs and they don't have to service the customers and they don't have to take care of people even though those people are paying their salaries.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

How many times have all of us been into a government run center, whether it be a courthouse or a license bureau or somewhere, get permits and we get treated like total. How many of you listening? No. Okay, now if that were the opposite and we went in there every single time and everybody was on it. And, and dude, you know what? If everybody was on it, they wouldn't need the people anyway.

[Joe]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Right. So the only reason they have all these extra people is because the inability to remove people that don't do their job. And what they continue to do is hire more and more and more and more. You know, it becomes a game of, you know, we need to hire a person to do that versus I need to do that. And so you end up with a whole bunch of people that have jobs and salaries that do nothing, collecting our tax dollars and then also not doing the jobs that we need them for. So it becomes a cycle. They don't want to do their jobs, so they hire more people to do the job. The more people that they hire do the job, the more money it cost us. Those people finally figure out that they don't have to do their job later. They hire more people, cost us more. And that's where the bloating has come from. It's come from that now, if we had a great experience with all these things, bro, people wouldn't be as, you know, as fired up about cutting this as. As they are now.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, like, But I. I can't tell you. I could tell you two times I've had decent experiences with government paid employees in terms of licensing permits, you know, and those kind of things. One was when we went and took my driver's test. That guy was awesome. And then I met. I had another lady. Like, the last time I got my driver's license renewed. Not this time, but the last time, which was six years ago or whatever. I remembered a lady because she was nice. And it stuck out so much that I still remember her that long ago, which was almost 10 years ago.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Because I was like, wow, I can't believe how easy this is. It's because it was such an anomaly of what my experiences had been. And I think a lot of people share that. And so it's like, dude, what the are we paying you for?

[Joe]

Yeah, no, I get it. 100.

[Andy Purcell]

The last thing I want to do is walk into a government building and listen to some turd who doesn't know how to do anything except collect a fucking free ride from my tax dollars tell me why I can't do what the fuck I want to do with my own money, my own property. I don't want that while I'm having.

[Joe]

To give them more of my fucking.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Joe]

It's crazy, man. It's crazy. Yeah. So, I mean, so you got that going on? We'll see. We'll keep updated on what. What Trump's response is on that. We haven't gotten one just yet. So we'll see. Other things that are going on, though. A Trump hater sets himself ablaze while torching Tesla Charger station in South Carolina.

[Andy Purcell]

That's.

[Joe]

I call that instant karma. Mashed man vandalized a Tesla charging station and attempted to burn it down using Molotov cocktails in North Charleston, S.C. ultimately setting himself on fire in the process. Maniac sprayed painted. Long live Ukraine next to a vulgar message aimed at President Trump at the scene. Yeah, I call that instant karma.

[Andy Purcell]

Instant they live.

[Joe]

I don't know. We don't have those answers yet. Yeah, it was a weird incident that, that happened at. Near a pizzeria.

[Andy Purcell]

Long live Ukraine. Okay, we'll send him there. They need people to Fight that war.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, I mean, he's burned up now, so. Yeah, well, we'll see. But, you know, so you got that. That stuff's still been going on. Trump saying that his response has been he's planning to label these attacks on these cess locations as domestic terrorism. Because, again, I mean, who are these people? I'd imagine they're the same people that tried to burn half the fucking country down a few years ago.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, we're. Yeah, of course it is.

[Joe]

They're the same people.

[Andy Purcell]

These are paid leftist protesters, agitators.

[Joe]

They're not protesters. They're agitated. They're activists.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right. And they're paid by NGOs, which come from your tax dollars, you know, so.

[Joe]

Hopefully that goes through. At a recent White House event.

[Andy Purcell]

President, I don't think people understand this. Yeah, your tax dollars go to NGOs. The NGOs then pay these agitators to go destroy property in your city, in your town, in your community in the name of activism. Yeah. So you're paying. You paid for all of destruction during blm. You've paid for all of the destruction and all of these protests that we're all like, what the is going on? Why are. What. We're in America, man. Ukraine, like all these other countries. We have homeless people. We have our own problems. We, like most people, feel that way. And then we have this group of people that's paid. That runs up and down and destroys everything. Like, these people should be terrorists. And they should. They should be dealt with as terrorists.

[Joe]

100%, man. Yeah. @ a recent meeting, President Trump declared that he would label violence at test locations, such as dealerships and charging stations, as domestic terrorism following escalating violence against the company and its CEO, Elon Musk. But it wasn't just. Wasn't. Wasn't just the test locations that are getting it today. There was also a protest in New York City. Chaos as protesters stormed Trump Tower demanding release of Columbia grad student Mahmoud Khalil, who is in the process of being deported right now. Because he's not supposed to fucking be here anyway.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, he was on a green card.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And he broke the law. When you are on a green card, it's. It's pretty much understood that you have to, like, mind your P's and Q's until you get permanent residency, which you didn't have. Yeah. So, I mean, like, who's the idiot?

[Joe]

Yeah. Well, I think it's funny how this started out, right? So, I mean, this is how that protest started.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on. Stop. What is the commonality between those people there?

[Joe]

Nascar.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, and mayonnaise. Every one of those ate extra mayonnaise and corn.

[Joe]

All white people.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, all. All white people doing it and all privileged white people doing it.

[Joe]

I mean, it's Colombia. Columbia. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's crazy, but, yeah. I mean, this is how it started, right? And.

[Andy Purcell]

And when I say privilege, I mean upper middle class white people. Privilege.

[Joe]

Privilege.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. People who have never dealt with crime or hardship or anything, they don't understand what's actually going on. And if it came to their front door, they would have a breakdown, but they're more than happy to go out and protest all this that they don't even know anything about so they can feel valuable and virtuous and show their little brunch ladies how I'm an I. You know what? I went and stood for this. You don't know what the you're standing for. And by the way, all the you're standing for, you're gonna create a scenario where your husbands and your sons and your brothers and your cousins are gonna go have to fight a war because you're too stupid to understand what the fuck you're talking about.

[Joe]

Well, one piece. I don't understand. I mean, they're protesting this Columbia guy. I would assume a lot of these students are probably, you know, Columbia. Why are you guys not in class? Like, aren't you supposed to be learning?

[Andy Purcell]

They don't have to go to class anymore, bro. Ivy League schools aren't what they used to be. Ivy League schools are operating off the brand that they used to have that they don't. They don't. For two decades, bro, they've been running off di. DI programming.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They've been allowing people in who are not qualified to be in based on their race. They have not been serving the best education. It's become indoctrination camps. This part of the communist insurgency. They attack the universities first, specifically the ones that are held in the highest regard because they have the best reputation. So if you can get the Harvard and you can get the Columbia and you can get the Yale and you can get the Brown. Now it looks like to everybody else that, fuck, dude, these are the smartest people. And listen to what they're saying, and it flows down through culture there.

[Joe]

Those same people go into our government and they get fucking 100%.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but the main reason, it's like influencer marketing.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You want to go to the Influencers with the most influence. So who has the most influence in terms of being smart, quote, unquote, in society? Well, if your fucking boy rips out a Harvard degree, you're going to automatically think, what?

[Joe]

Oh, shit, man.

[Andy Purcell]

He's pretty fucking smart, dude.

[Joe]

He's smart.

[Andy Purcell]

Columbia degree, Yale, Brown, all these things, they were very smart and calculated that they attacked those places first because they understand that the smaller places, the. The state colleges and the. The other private universe. And all they're all going to say, well, Harvard's doing it, so we got to do it. And then it flows down. All right, so make no mistake, this is a targeted cultural influence move that the communists have done and implemented over the last, you know, 30 years. If you get a degree from today from Harvard, it doesn't mean, like, in fact, if someone showed up at my companies with a degree from Harvard, I'd be like, no.

[Joe]

Right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Zero chance.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen to your ass. Lecture me about what the fuck you don't even know.

[Joe]

Well, the truth of the matter is.

[Andy Purcell]

That'S the worst part about it. The worst part about it is these people believe that they're smarter than everybody because they have a Harvard degree or a Columbia degree or a Brown. You see what I'm saying?

[Joe]

Don't mean.

[Andy Purcell]

It doesn't mean. The truth is they haven't even let in the smartest people. Bro, have you ever seen that video? There's a video on the Internet of a guy who had a 4.5 GPA. He's a college kid. He's going to college. You know what I'm talking about?

[Joe]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

I wish we could find that video.

[Joe]

You didn't get in?

[Andy Purcell]

No. He makes a reaction video. He had a 4.5 GPA. He was valedictorian of his high school class, and he's applied to all these colleges. Harvard, Brown. I mean, yeah, no, and he had like, crazy SAT score. All the shit, bro. He didn't get into anywhere.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so those people are no longer our best and brightest. They are at the. They are manipulated into believing they are because of the previous prestige that these brands, quote, unquote, universities have. And so now you have a bunch of dumbasses running around talking about, thinking about how smart they are. That's why they have no problem voicing their quote, unquote intelligence on everybody that'll listen when everybody else just rolls their eyes like, bro, you're a idiot.

[Joe]

Yeah, right, right. Well, the truth is they're probably getting extra credit for this. This protest.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I hope they Got extra credit for their jail.

[Joe]

Right. It is crazy.

[Andy Purcell]

So this is how it started.

[Joe]

This is how it started and this is how it ended. They get loaded up onto a fucking prison bus.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And they're all gonna act like they're victims. Yeah.

[Joe]

Oh, there's no doubt about that.

[Andy Purcell]

Look at this guy.

[Joe]

Not in our name, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

How many wieners been in that guy's mouth?

[Joe]

All of them, except for mine and yours.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe]

Madots, though, has been.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, if that's a wiener mouth, that's a wiener mouth if I ever seen one, bro. Just saying. He. He's hanging. Look at it. Hold on.

[Joe]

You want him again?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, he's hanging out with the BBC's. Look at that thing.

[Joe]

Come on now.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. He loves your people.

[Joe]

It's probably the happiest he's ever been.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

He's about to go.

[Andy Purcell]

He's practicing.

[Joe]

Yeah. He's excited to go where he's about to go, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Look at this guy. Dude.

[Joe]

Man. Well, don't. We can't assume he's a guy.

[Andy Purcell]

I could smell the soy for the tv.

[Joe]

What is it? Look at his pants.

[Andy Purcell]

I know. Yeah.

[Joe]

He's probably thrifted.

[Andy Purcell]

He's probably got a PhD from Harvard, too.

[Joe]

Of gender studies.

[Andy Purcell]

These people really think they're doing something.

[Joe]

They do, bro. They do. They do. But, I mean, they can't do a lot well, because apparently they can't do a lot well. I mean, they're setting themselves on fire. So there's that.

[Andy Purcell]

Look, dude. Let's move on.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Guys, I got nothing else to say. Like. Like, dude, the. What I said is what I said, you know, if you got a degree from one of these schools in the last 10 years, at least. It's just. It's. It's an indoctrination degree. It just is, you know? Now I'm sure there's going to be some people that come out of there, just like there's people that come out of everywhere that do good things, but they certainly aren't the place that they used to be.

[Joe]

It's not.

[Andy Purcell]

Anybody who pretends like it is is insane.

[Joe]

Yeah. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's go cruise some of the comments.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Got a good one for you to start with. I think you'd be happy about this. Okay, maybe. We'll see. What do you think this first comment comes from, jeff?cs 5vq I don't know how people make their names on YouTube. I don't I don't know if that's like an auto assigned thing, but here it is. He says, andy, people are afraid of Obama for whatever reason. I don't know why, bro. Have you seen the size of his wife?

[Andy Purcell]

That's a good point. That's a fair point. He's big, she's big. She's 6, 1 2, 20.

[Joe]

I say 230 at least.

[Andy Purcell]

Big back.

[Joe]

I mean, she's big. Yeah. She's about to run the power eye, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

She looks like she can do some.

[Joe]

Shrugs, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, she could outshrug me, bro.

[Joe]

Wing T formation, ever seen her back? She's. Yeah, she's got some nice slats or they have some nice lats.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I don't.

[Joe]

We got some more Obama coming up here shortly.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, good.

[Joe]

The. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, this is a fair point.

[Joe]

It's a fair, fair point.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Michelle might kick your ass.

[Joe]

You might.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I bet she kicks Brock's ass.

[Joe]

I bet he does.

[Andy Purcell]

I bet she does too.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you listen?

[Joe]

Yes, Andy. Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen.

[Joe]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

I just. I don't know.

[Joe]

And you're gonna see why here in a little bit.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I'll tell you this. That, that what's her name from France. That's definitely a dude.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah. McCrone's wife. Yeah. Husband.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a fucking dude. Yeah, that's a 1000% dude. No question. That's more of a dude than Michelle Obama. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for fucking sure.

[Joe]

Well, how you feel about Macron is how I feel about Obama. Nah, man, same, same.

[Andy Purcell]

I've seen big weight big ladies like that before, bro.

[Joe]

The bone structure, the clavicle structure.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude. Look, I don't know, but I know this Bridget McCrone dude.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's Bryant McCrone.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right.

[Joe]

Bridget to you, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

You ever seen the picture of them in their. On their sailboat and she's in a bikini? Oh, bro, it's. It's dude.

[Joe]

Oh, she's got. Is down there.

[Andy Purcell]

She's like 30 years older than him.

[Joe]

Really?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, like 32 years or some shit like that.

[Joe]

Damn. Yeah. That's creepy. Yeah. There is a conspiracy that. That's actually his father.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[Joe]

That's even.

[Andy Purcell]

That'd be worse.

[Joe]

They compared old photos of his father with the lady.

[Andy Purcell]

The Candace Owens do that. She just has proven, pretty much proven that she's a dude.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, how. What's their age difference? It's, it's a lot. It's 30 years, I think. And he was like 15 or 14 when they started, like, around. So she's also a pedophile.

[Joe]

Yeah. That's wild. So he is 47 and she is 71.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, 30 years, bro. More than. What is that?

[Joe]

That is not like 20 something years before. 24. 24 years. Yeah. I'm not a mathematician.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, anyway, that's a lot.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's a dude. And he was like, 15 when they started talking or whatever. They were not talking, but when. When he started talking to McCrone's PP.

[Joe]

Yeah. Geez, man. I mean, in the dark, I'm sure, like, it's all the same, you know what I'm saying? Like, is that what you tell yourself a hole? You know?

[Andy Purcell]

I'm saying you would know.

[Joe]

I'm not. I'm just saying, like, I'm sure in the dark. Maybe they've never done it in the light, you know? Benefit of the doubt. He didn't know.

[Andy Purcell]

This happened to you before. I'm sensing something weird.

[Joe]

Let's go to our next comment. Guys, I got another one for you. This comment comes From Jose Balagan. Jose 9607. Show some Mexican love, Andy, and make refried jalapeno beans pre workout for us. Laraza. Thank you in advance, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

If we made that for pre workout, no, we'd be able to work out because everybody be farting and. Yeah, everybody knows what Mexican food's all about, bro.

[Joe]

It's some good, though, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Bro, Mexican food's awesome.

[Joe]

I love it.

[Andy Purcell]

I love all the different foods, bro.

[Joe]

That place we went to with Hani and over there by Billy G's, the queso, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, amigos.

[Joe]

Amigos.

[Andy Purcell]

Amigos is amazing, bro.

[Joe]

They're queso amigos. I love it.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that the one you dip your fries in?

[Joe]

Huh?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I did my fries and cheese.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

So did I. You said that. I was said ketchup is the. And you said queso for the fries.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah, cheese. I mean, cheese fries, bro. Yeah, that's cheese fries. But no, I think I just did chips there.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, so. So yeah, I. I love. I love Mexican food. I love Mexican people.

[Joe]

We do a meat stick, though.

[Andy Purcell]

Mexican meat stick?

[Joe]

Yeah, with like some. Some Tasian on there. Or Tajin. What's that called? Tahin. Tahin.

[Andy Purcell]

We can do margarita flavor. We can do a Senor Frogs meat stick.

[Joe]

We can.

[Andy Purcell]

We could do a beat stick and it look like a tall drink.

[Joe]

Yeah, there we go. Yeah, like a boot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro, I see it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, we.

[Joe]

Bro. Mango tahino. We could do that.

[Andy Purcell]

Mango, we could sell. You know, we could make a little custom meat stick holder and have, like, a little snake head coming out the bottom of it. We could lay it on his side and put it on like, like, make it a low rider.

[Joe]

Yeah, I like it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, dude.

[Joe]

I like it.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man.

[Joe]

All right, Jose.

[Andy Purcell]

I like it, and I appreciate the support. What is, what's la raza?

[Joe]

I don't know.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't. I'm not up on my Mexican lingo.

[Joe]

It's laraz. The race.

[Andy Purcell]

The race.

[Joe]

Oh, the race. Thanks you in advance.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, all right.

[Joe]

All right. Laraza. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I, I. You know what? I think Mexican people are the.

[Joe]

They are.

[Andy Purcell]

That's why I get pissed off. They like, we should deport all the other ones and let all the Mexican people stay.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, I'm with it.

[Andy Purcell]

Mexican people have always been a part of our culture, you know, like this. I don't know.

[Joe]

Yeah. Got one last final comment here for you, Andy. This is from at 3ag1e USA. Okay. It says, I am not 100, but I think I grew some chest hair since I started listening to your show. I might have become a little bit sexier, too. I definitely had my eyes open to a lot and had some good laughs. Love all that. You guys do love the first one products, too. I noticed that the first warm clothing tags happen to make excellent bookmarks as well. Keep crushing it, you legends. Hashtag real American freedom.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, listen, your amount of manliness comes specifically from how much chest hair you.

[Joe]

Have, and that's a fact.

[Andy Purcell]

And if you have watched and liked Days of Thunder.

[Joe]

All right, well, I think that statement's half true.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I got.

[Joe]

I got some decent chest hair, though. You want to see it?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, let's see it. That's a little hamburger meat, bro.

[Joe]

That's what I'm.

[Andy Purcell]

Got some of that cooking, too, bro.

[Joe]

Come. Come crawl through this forest. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I'm like, cosplaying as bigfoot, you know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

I got a lot of back hair, too.

[Andy Purcell]

Me too.

[Joe]

I hate it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I don't like it either. Yeah, and they have all these solutions. They'll try and, like, cut it, but none of them.

[Joe]

Well, I've tried waxing.

[Andy Purcell]

Don't work. You try Nair? I tried. Smells so bad.

[Joe]

Allocates it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it stinks so bad, bro. It don't even work with that. Good man.

[Joe]

I've tried the traditional shave method. I've had Alex shave it, but I'm Ticklish back there.

[Andy Purcell]

So, like, bro, I would get that laser removal, but I got my whole back tattooed. I can take my tattoos off, too.

[Joe]

Yeah, no, that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. Anyway, I'll just keep shaving it for you. We'll be okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I don't mind. It's not gay.

[Joe]

It's only gay if you like it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Well, guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real ass fans, man. Let's keep this cruise cruising.

[Andy Purcell]

I do appreciate our fans. I'm just gonna say this. Good people. Like, I just to. I got to give this. I don't say this enough, but I really love our audience, bro. Like, I love the people that listen to the show. Even the people who talk, you know, like, it's always in good fun. Sometimes it's not. And you. Anyway, so, like, it's all good. You know what I like most about our people is that when other people come in that ain't part of the group, and they start talking some, they'll own those. We got great people, dude. I love it, bro. And they support us and they defend us and they, you know, clarify things when things are, you know. Because a lot of times people will make videos out of context on purpose, and people get in there and be like, bro, that's like, dude, we just have amazing people. And what I really like the most about them, though, is that everybody wants to get better, everybody wants to improve, everybody wants to have fun with people and be good to people and build things and create things. And I was thinking about this last night. I'm not. This isn't just like, I'm talking on the show. I was thinking about it, like, how fortunate I am and all of us are really here to, like, be surrounded by people like that, you know, we're surrounded by people like that here at hq, right? Yeah, we're surrounded by that in our community, you know, out on the Internet. Like, I'm. I'm not. Like, I don't have to be around losers and, like, I'm not around them anymore for, you know, and so, like, a lot of people, when they complain about how people are and out there, I'm like, well, I don't see that. You know what I'm saying? Like, so it's just. I don't know. It's cool. I. I just really appreciate, you know, we've been doing this for 10 years now. It'll be in July. It'll be 10 years straight of podcasting.

[Joe]

Oh.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. So I just appreciate you guys and I Appreciate all the support you show. Myself personally, the show, the companies, you know, everything that we do, it's just, it's, it. I feel very, very grateful for it, so.

[Joe]

No doubt, man. Well, let's keep this cruise moving, man. We got headline number two. Hello. Number two reads, Putin agrees in principle with U. S proposed 30 day Ukraine ceasefire. So this is a little interesting update with what's going on over there. You know, Trump has, he's brought peace to the Middle east before. Um, now let's try doing it with Europe and we'll see how it goes. But Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday he agrees in principle with the US proposal for a 30 day ceasefire in Ukraine, qualifying his affirmation by noting a host of terms and conditions are still to be determined to ensure any lasting peace. Now AP News, they reported the development now needs a mechanism to begin the transition process from an idea into action. Quote, so the idea itself is correct and we certainly support it. Putin told a news conference in Moscow. AP set out, quote, continuing, but there are issues that we need to discuss and I think that we need to discuss it with our American colleagues and partners. The Russian leader noted the need to develop a mechanism to control possible breaches of truce. Another issue, he said, is whether Ukraine could use the 30 day ceasefire to continue mobilization and rearmament. Quote, we agree with the proposals to halt the fighting, but we proceed from the assumption that the ceasefire should lead to lasting peace and remove the root causes of the crisis. Putin said basically he thinks that Zelensky is going to use this opportunity to just kind of regroup, which again, if we're trying to get to a fucking piece, you don't regroup during a pause, you know what I'm saying? I think he's exposing that part, which I don't disagree with them on. Now Trump responds. He said, Trump, this headline reads, trump hopefully hopes Putin agrees to ceasefire as Moscow signals no truce yet. Trump put out in a statement saying, quote, we know where we are with Ukraine. He told reporters while speaking from the Oval Office alongside NATO Secretary General Mark Root, quote, hopefully they'll do the right thing. He added in reference to Russia, so still developing. We'll see. I mean, any thoughts on that?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, dude, I think this is getting drug on way longer than it needs to be. Yeah, I think it's very simple. I think it's very, very simple. I think if Trump is who he says he is, he calls up little man over there in Ukraine and says, you better fucking stop right fucking now or I'm gonna fucking get you and it'll be over in a second. That's what I would do.

[Joe]

That's one way to do it, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

I call him straight up. I say, hey, look, dude, here's the deal.

[Joe]

I call him little man, too.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I'm saying, little guy, just so you know, if you don't fucking stop this shit, I'm going to make sure that in 100 years, you never existed. What would you like?

[Joe]

Yeah, which one?

[Andy Purcell]

That's a pretty easy choice.

[Joe]

Not a hard decision to make, man. There's been other hard decisions, you know, that Trump has had to process and make.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, listen, Trump can do that. I don't know why he's not doing it.

[Joe]

Well, I mean, maybe he has.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I'm just saying, if we really want to stop, that's how you stop it. Okay? Same goes for the Middle East. You around, I'm gonna turn your entire country in a glass. Try me. It's that simple.

[Joe]

It's worked in the past. Yeah, I mean, he did that with that terrorist leader. Sends him a picture of his house. So, I mean. I mean, it works. It works, bro. And, like, it's unfortunate that it's like.

[Andy Purcell]

That, but look, dude, it takes three or four times. Yeah, okay. Little attack. All right, like, for example, like. Like when those. Those people were sending missiles and rockets and at our ships over there, like last year, I forgot who that was. Was that Syria? Okay. I would pick up the phone and I would call the Syrian king or whatever the they got over there. Yeah. Okay. And I'd say, if we get hit with one more missile, I'm gonna fucking blow up your fucking whole entire fucking government, okay? In one day. And I'm gonna leave your country in fucking chaos. Okay? So you can either get these people to stop, or I'm holding you accountable. Boom. And the fucking shit will stop. It would stop. Okay? And when these little attacks happen, these little nippy attacks, the consequences should be so harsh that no one ever does it again, you know?

[Joe]

I mean, bro, you got countries flying spy balloons over our entire continent. United States.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

We did nothing. We did nothing. Now, granted. I mean, you know, listen, the last.

[Andy Purcell]

Administration was intentionally trying to deconstruct our fucking country and hand it over. And until they're held accountable, that that will continue to happen every time they get in power. We're already seeing the media and even people, like, even me become a little bit disenfranchised with what Trump is doing because of the Israel.

[Joe]

Yeah, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, what are you doing, dude? These people just killed an entire country full of people, all right? They're trying to drag us into a war with Iran. They know that we're the big friend. Right. Like you ever. I know you've dealt with this like you've had littler friends who have big mouths.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And who only had big mouths because they knew that you were there.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And the minute you weren't there, they got their asses beat. That's what we are to Israel. Okay?

[Joe]

And to a lot of countries.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And, dude, we got to stop doing that. I don't mind us sending money to countries that need it when we're doing well, but we are not doing well. And nobody can say that we are. Our. Our cities are crumbling. I've said this over and over again. It's like beating a. It's beating the same drum over and over. No money, none of our tax dollars. We shouldn't even be paying tax, considering what we just found out about what USAID and the NGOs have been doing.

[Joe]

Well, that's the other part. Like, I'd be okay with the money actually going there if it actually made it there, bro. Like we said, we sent Haiti $50 billion, but only 2 of it made it.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm not okay with it because here's the truth, bro.

[Joe]

Like, the amount of money we send, there should be no problems going globally. That's the truth. But the problem is, is that the amount of money we send and the amount of money that actually got there are two different things.

[Andy Purcell]

I. I don't think we should be interfering in anything. I think when people don't have their big, strong, tough friend behind them to clean up their messes, they figure out a way to coexist peacefully.

[Joe]

Yeah. Shut the up.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Yeah. I'm pissing people off.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And that's. That's what's going on. And, and Israel is going to instigate a world war with all of the Muslim slash Arab countries.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And it's gonna. It's gonna stretch globally. Not it's. It's not gonna be like Desert Storm, bro. They've imported these people across the country into the Western civilization. So when this happens, it's not just going to be war in the Middle East. It's going to be everywhere. It'll be everywhere. It'll be in your fucking ally country.

[Joe]

That.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. And. And we have all of these people who are blindly, you know, saying the same talking point for the last fucking 20 years, that Israel's our greatest ally. Well, what has Israel done for us? What have they done for us? This is not a conversation about the Jews.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

This is about the country of Israel and their leadership. What have they done for the United States? Have they ever sent a troop to help us fight in a war? No, never. Look it up. Okay. Have they sent US aid? No. What do they do for us? Oh, they blackmail all of our influential people in our whole country. So when they want something done, we do it. Because nobody wants to be embarrassed. All right? And that needs to be corrected. Trump is tone deaf to this. I don't. Or maybe he just doesn't care, but he is. There's a lot of people who are becoming. I'm giving it time. I'm just making myself clear. But there's a lot of people who have already made the decision that he is no different than the Biden administration, just in a different way.

[Joe]

They've already, like. Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Considering. Considering the fact that we have no transparency that we were promised. Not with jfk, not with Epstein, not. You know, these guys get in and they start cheer, and all of a sudden they're quiet. I haven't heard about the Epstein list from anybody in weeks, A month.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Pam Body's not talking about it. Cash Patel's not talking. Why? Because they got called to the mountain, bro. And they got. Their blackmail was exposed to them, and now they're quiet because, dude, nobody's off the hook. Because their blackmail intel operation so wide. It's. Listen. It goes down to your particular cell phone. It goes down to your. They have it on you. Every single one of you listening. They have your.

[Joe]

And, like, I mean, so people out there are still trying to be reasonable. Okay, if that's not the case, then where is the at? What's the hold up?

[Andy Purcell]

It's. It's insane, dude. And, you know, I'm giving it time, but not much more time. Yeah, because we haven't been. We haven't. They are not being transparent. And, dude, here's what they're doing. They're tossing us little bones, hoping that they can get away with that while they continue business as usual. That's not cool. Oh, egg prices are going down.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, gas price. That's great.

[Joe]

Cool.

[Andy Purcell]

But that's a little bitty bone as opposed to fixing the actual problem.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, that's given someone a Tylenol instead of, like, removing the spike that's driven into their brain.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Two different things.

[Joe]

Right? That's real.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, so, you know, and a lot of people think, oh, I'm turning up. No, I'M not. I'm. I'm a patriot, bro. I'm not loyal to an individual. I'm loyal to the values this country was based upon. I'm loyal to the betterment of our entire American population. I am an American. I'm also a nationalist. I also believe in America first. These are real things that I believe in. I don't. I'm not loyal to anybody. I'm not loyal to Trump. I'm not loyal to anybody in power. I'm loyal to the people of this country and what's best for them. And, you know, people get upset when I start to criticize Trump, like, oh, you're sound like a liberal. Well, I don't know what to tell you, bro. I call it like I see it, you know, And I'm not gonna sit there and, you know, I'm just not. Dude, I'm. I wouldn't be where I am in life if I just went along with the flow. It's just not. I say what I think is right. I say what I observe. And you could be. Think whatever the you want of it. I don't give a. But, like, dude, he's. I'm just telling you, and I know some of you guys down there listening to the show, you're losing the base out here because, bro, you guys ran on America first, and what you're doing is not necessarily American First. You know, maybe we should all agree that the blackmail that Israel has on everybody extends to everybody. And everybody's. And we can all say, hey, guess what? I don't care. How about that? And they lose all their power. You know what I'm saying? Come blackmail me, I'll be like, yeah, I did that.

[Joe]

Yep, yep. So I don't think I told you what they got on me, bro. I might have said it was nine. It's actually eight. Like, that's it. Like, like, let's run. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, 9:00 in the morning, y'all ain't.

[Joe]

Got on me, you know, I'm just.

[Andy Purcell]

Saying, man, it's real.

[Joe]

No, dude, like this scary monster that, you know, like, it's not that, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, it's not there. I'm not. Will, listen. Americans and a politician, they need to all ask themselves very simple. Are you willing to go down in history as a coward because you were too afraid of what people might find out about you versus doing what's best for the future generations of your children? You see what I'm saying, right? Like, at some point, you got to Be like, you know what, bro? It's life. I made some mistakes. That's embarrassing. But it is what the. It is. But still you.

[Joe]

Well, and like, right now, like, I was going to hold this because I, you know, again, like, they're more. There's more that has to develop. But Thomas Massey, Representative Thomas Massey, that's another thing. He's one of the only ones that have spoken out that's not embedded, doesn't have an APAC guy. Right? Like, and everybody's turning on them, Trump included.

[Andy Purcell]

That's.

[Joe]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

What does that tell you?

[Joe]

Like, that's a problem, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

That makes me. Dude, I observed this as it happened. I wanted to have this. Go through the story and I'll talk about it at the end.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, I was holding that.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't.

[Joe]

I don't have that full coverage, Thomas. But because, like, again, I wanted to get more on it.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, it's scary, dude. Yeah. And it very much so looks like, like, it appears like exactly what we've been saying. I hate to fucking say this, dude, but, like, it. You know, the fact of how people are turning on Massey for not voting for something that's going to, you know, that really isn't good for the country. Who's been the only guy that's out there that's called out the truth, you know, who's told the truth about aipac, who's. Who's fucking said. I mean, it's. Dude, it makes me. It makes me feel like that Trump might be compromised by, you know, I know I. I'm very confident that the Biden administration was compromised by China, but now it seems like the Trump Organization is somehow disproportionately loyal to Israel for some reason. And I don't understand why that is.

[Joe]

What's the reason?

[Andy Purcell]

I wish someone could explain that to me. You know what I mean? Outside of just saying the stupid everybody. Little Zion Don. Or just, like, give me a logical explanation.

[Joe]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, let's have a discussion. Well, I mean, educate me on why this is.

[Joe]

Well, most of it.

[Andy Purcell]

Like I said, there is no education on it. No, because what they do when you point any of this out is they attack you and they don't. They attack your character and they attack you. They don't attack the argument, what you say. Yeah. Which. Dude, that is a gaslighting, you know, deflection technique that manipulators use, you know.

[Joe]

Well, I mean, I think. I think too, like, I mean, this is a. A point that I make all the Time with this conversation, too. It's like, you know, because there. There is a religious argument to be made, okay. From a Christian, Judeo Christian standpoint, Cool. But, hey, I'm not. We're not talking. We're talking country to country, and we have a separation between church and state, and our policies can't be influenced by that. Yeah, we're a Christian nation at heart, sure. But our government, the decisions that are made with our tax dollars can't be influenced by that. Shouldn't be influenced by that.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, that's the whole separation between church and state.

[Joe]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it shouldn't be influenced by that. It can't. Constitutionally. Can't be influenced by that.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, and that's. That's one of the problems that, you know, Democrats and like, look, dude, most Democrats are centrists, okay? That's. That's the truth. There is a segment of leftist Democrats that make them all look fucking insane. Where the Republican Party is today is where The Democrats were 20 years ago.

[Joe]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

And all you have to do is go look at the speeches made by Democrats they were marching for.

[Joe]

Right, right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

And what they've done is they've shifted the Overton window little by little by little by little to the left to where now conservatism is not even conservatism, which is okay with me because real conservatism to me is no different than the progressive left because it's a bunch of people telling you how you have to do everything. I don't like that either. But young people don't really realize that, you know, they. Which is really bad for the Democrat Party because the youngest people, you know, the youngest voting segment demographic has figured out, like, these people are nuts. And that perception is going to stick with them for a long time. So it's going to be really hard for them to really recalibrate. And. And now you see him turning on Gavin Newsom. But the funny thing is, is. And like, dude, I not a Gavin Newsom fan.

[Joe]

Me either.

[Andy Purcell]

At all. But he's at least intelligent enough to move himself away from the crazy.

[Joe]

Where the pivot's going.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, dude. The rest of them are just ID standing there. They can't see, you know, you just got your ass beat for something that you were doing, and now you decide to do three times as much of it. Like.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not a good strategy, man. Which I'm glad, but I don't feel like that the Republican Party is really that much different anymore. Like, I feel like it's just different countries, different talking points, different lies of manipulation. And that's unfortunate, bro, because I really had a lot of hope. And, dude, like I said, I'm giving it time. I'm an entrepreneur. I understand that things take time. From the time you plant them to the time they sprout. Totally get it. And I do like a lot of the moves, and I do think it's a hundred times better than what we had and where we would have gone. But some of these moves are, you know, you can't. They're indefensible, you know, like. Like, as much as I. As much as I.

[Joe]

Knowing what we know.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I'm saying.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And like, bro, I've. I'm no secret about this. Like, I like Trump.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I like most of the. He does. I don't understand why, like, where is the. The. Where's the transparency, bro, that we voted for? Where's the information on the guy who tried to shoot at you? Where's. Where's the COVID Where's the. The jfk? Where's the. Epstein, where's all this? There's only one reason that it wouldn't come out. There's only one reason it wouldn't come out. And the reason is, is that it implicate literally our own intelligence with Israeli intelligence and make the entire intelligence community worldwide ineffective. Because it would. It would remove all of the information, the power and the blackmail and the. They have. It would. It would. It would ruin it so they wouldn't have the ability to do the things that they've been doing towards the bad guys anymore. So I imagine what's actually happening in there and bad guys was in quotations because it's all perception, really. But I imagine what's going on in there is something to the effect of, well, we promised them all this shit, but if we give them all this shit, we can't use it against the actual bad people. So we're just going. We're gonna. We're gonna give them some crumbs, and then we're. And I'm sure they're saying it on the inside, we're just gonna actually use this for what it's supposed to be used for from now on, and that's how they're justified.

[Joe]

We'll use it for our benefit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but, bro, that's not enough. You guys have violated the trust of the American people to the point where we don't know what the. Is up and what is down. We don't know what history is. We don't know. You know, we. Dude, I think they're lying to us. Like, in this. You know, people are gonna get weird about this. They're gonna think I'm crazy. Crazier. But we don't even know our own origins, dude. Like, we don't even know true humanity origins. We don't know how long people have walked the face of the earth. There's all kinds of different theories that are. That are busted every day in terms of archaeological findings and scientific findings. And so we have this like, bro, I. I think we've been lied to. I think we've been lied to. I think the two. Bit. I think the two biggest things that we've been lied to is that we have been intentionally kept in the dark about what we were actually capable of in terms of our human ability. Okay? If you don't know that you can actually visualize and create things in your existence because nobody told you, then how would you ever figure that the out? But I know you can do it because I've done it my whole life, all right? And the other thing is that I'm starting to truly believe is that they have completely covered up the truth of Jesus Christ and that it was a historical truth and they've lied to us, saying it was hocus pocus, when in reality, archaeologists and scientists are starting to find more and more and more evidence that this was actually real. And I think they've done that so that they could remove the power of God and insert the power of man. And I think those are two massive lies that we've been, you know, and I don't get on here and preach to you guys, you know, and. But I'm. I'm. That's what I'm thinking.

[Joe]

Like, you see it, bro, that's real. That's real, man. Yeah, I see it the same way. I think we've been here for maybe 12,000 years. I. I think the earth is. It's 12, 000 years old. I don't like, because, like, bro, there's so much.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, structures. There's structures of. That were built by humans that are older than that, that are archaeological finds and digs. Like, bro, it's. It's not that hard to find the information, bro, go. Go look at Robert Sepher's YouTube channel, okay? S E P H E R. Go watch some of his videos now. Some of his videos you're gonna watch and be like, this guy's. You know, this. He's anti Semitic or whatever, but go watch his Videos, they're based on archaeological fact. Okay. Anthropology is. Is what he. He does, but it's both. But the point is, is we've been lied to about a light, dude. And until. Until our government is willing to side with the truth and present that to the people, we're not gonna really know. And I don't believe, in my personal opinion, that these people have the right to keep anything from us. They say, well, we would have chaos in the streets. I don't know, maybe for a minute, but at least we would know what the. Was going on. Yeah, I don't know, dude. It's. We're in a weird place and.

[Joe]

I.

[Andy Purcell]

I still stick to what mine. What I believe it's going to take to fix the problem. And I think it's still all of us becoming the best versions of ourselves and start instilling the culture and the standards that we want to see in the country into our household, into our community, into the way we do things, into who we become, what we create, what we build. And if we do that, these people will not have the power to change that. And so it's still a cultural issue that we're in control of, but it sure would be nice to get some of the transparency and be able to answer some of these questions that we sit here and debate about and are distracted for. And part of me thinks they want to keep you in the dark just to keep you distracted.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Talk about some crazy communists for a minute. New subject here, guys.

[Andy Purcell]

Bro, I. I get frustrated, man, with this, because people still think this is left right. You could see it by the way they argue on the Internet. It's not left right, dude. There's communist insurgencies on both sides of the aisle.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, I think that's the ignorance, too. People think it's only on one side.

[Andy Purcell]

It's not.

[Joe]

It's on both. Yeah, it's on both, but.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Let's get into our third set of headlines here. This first one, I'm not gonna say it's irrelevant, but I thought it was interesting. Not sure if you saw it. There was a house hearing that started and ended in about two minutes after lawmaker introduced Representative Sarah McBride as Mr. McBride. Did you see this video?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[Joe]

So you remember the. We had this dude. Okay. We talked about this dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[Joe]

And he's a dude.

[Andy Purcell]

I Know, I do think it's funny.

[Joe]

They put him on this magazine. It's called the Cut. I didn't do this.

[Andy Purcell]

The Cut.

[Joe]

The Cut. What'd you cut?

[Andy Purcell]

Look. Look where. Look where his hands are.

[Joe]

But, yeah, so. So, you know, Representative McBride was at this hearing, was supposed to be doing this hearing, whatever, and it abruptly ended. Let's find out why. Check this clip out.

[Andy Purcell]

I now recognize the representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride. Thank you, Madam Chair. Ranking Member Keating also. Wonderful. Mr. Chairman, could you repeat your introduction again, please? Yes, it's a. It's a. We have set the standard on the floor of the House. And I'm simply. What is that standard? Mr. Chairman, would you repeat what you just said? You introduced a duly elected representative from the United States of America, please. I will. The representative from Delaware, Mr. Mr. McBride. Mr. Chairman, you are out of order. No, he's not. Mr. Chairman, have you no decency? I mean, I've come to know you a little bit, but this is not decent. We will continue this. You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.

[Joe]

You did this hearing is adjourned. He was hoping to get some dick later.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, listen, listen. He did the right thing, okay? This shame and guilt and embarrassment that has tried to put on people to call a man a woman and a woman a man is part of the manipulation, all right? If they can get you. And this man obviously understands that. That if they can get you to call this person. Mrs. You are assuming that that is the truth. You are.

[Joe]

You are buying in, complicit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. You are buying in. Based upon pressure and force and guilt and shame, not what is true, which is the point of how they operate. All right? So that's what the pronouns were all about. It. Listen, dude, this was what the masks was about. Like, I don't understand how this is so hard to understand.

[Joe]

Don't do it.

[Andy Purcell]

The mask was about compliance. The pronouns are also about compliance, all right? If you don't wear the mask, you're a bad person. If you don't admit that a man could be a woman and a woman could be a man, guess what? You're a bad person. All right? And then it extends beyond being a bad person, quote, unquote, and into, we're going to get you fired and we're going to ruin your life and we're going to tell people where you live and we're going to Molotov cocktail your business. And, bro, that's communist, okay? So none of you should ever, ever, ever Be pressured into saying something that you know to be untrue because these people are guilting you into it. That man did exactly what he's supposed to do. Now, if Mr. McBride would like to wear a dress and have his hair looking like a woman and wear women's clothes, I don't give a cool. I don't care.

[Joe]

Still a dude, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's it.

[Joe]

Dude in the dress.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I mean, that is.

[Joe]

My wife has the same way.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, man, we can make jokes all we want, but this is a. The first thing that communists attack is the language, all right? And they attack the language because that's how they can get you to buy in without officially buying in. You're not. They're not going to come to you and say, hey, Mr. Frisella, we have this contract here. Sign it, and you're now a communist. That's not what the. They do. They do it little by little by little. They get you to admit things that. That aren't true. Like, everybody's equal. Everybody's not equal. Okay? They. They make you admit things like, you know, dude, all kinds of things that aren't true. I mean, pretty much everything in society that is a point of contention is because these people have twisted the language to. To mean something that it doesn't fucking mean. And, you know, it is what it is.

[Joe]

Well, what's even crazier about this situation is, like, shortly after. Transgender Democrat. Congressman. Congressman, I saw this. Calls Republicans weird and bizarre. Here. Let's check this clip real quick.

[Andy Purcell]

We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection. You're still beating that. I appear to live rent free in the minds of some of my Republican colleagues. I wish that they would spend even a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me thinking about how to lower the costs for American families. I wish they would spend a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me figuring out how to make government actually work better rather than making it work worse in order to prove that government can't work. They are obsessed with culture war issues. The Republican Party is obsessed with culture war issues. It is weird and it is bizarre. No, it's not weird and bizarre. What's weird and bizarre is having grown men wear fucking women's clothes in the military. And then, you know what else is weird? Bizarre? Having grown men dressed as women talking to our kids. You know what else is weird and bizarre? Putting books with pornography in the schools. You know what else is weird and bizarre? Teachers allowing kids to pick their own identity and not telling the parents. You know what else is weird? Bizarre. You didn't give two about the price of anything the whole time that you were in power to last. In fact, we ruined people's lives. You shut down their businesses. You pushed all the business to your billionaire friends who have now bailed out on you to support Trump because you're so insane.

[Joe]

Weird and bizarre.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but we're bizarre.

[Joe]

You know, you're.

[Andy Purcell]

You guys hired a dude who stole women's luggage and wore their clothes and then he had to be fired. You made tick tock videos of they them with 14 inch fucking fingernails making us the laughingstock of the fucking world. And we're weird. We're weird the fuck out of here.

[Joe]

Weird. You know, Weird and bizarre. You, bro, you cut your dick off. Like, bro, wait, like I get it. Weird and bizarre, bro. You glued fucking titties to your chest, bro. Like surgically.

[Andy Purcell]

You motherfuckers had motherfucker on the fucking White House lawn showing his titties that.

[Joe]

He glued on surgically, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, we're weird and bizarre.

[Joe]

We're weird and bizarre.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, fuck out of here, bro. Listen, you're real weird. Real talk. You, these people us and they us real good. And we might be getting again. That's yet to be determined in my opinion. But there's no doubt what they did. Okay? Inflation is transitory. KJP got on the. On the TV every day and lied about everything. They had a fake fucking White House.

[Joe]

Weird.

[Andy Purcell]

But dude, this fucking. I love like he must have a massive set of fucking balls to be able to stand up there and say that after what they just did for the last four years.

[Joe]

I like that. I mean like bro, all the actual women behind them that go along with the. That's the part that I don't get.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, notice like notice the patriarchy. Notice who those women are. They are fucking white upper class women who have never dealt with reality. Ok? That's. It's always the same group of people.

[Joe]

Do they not get that like hypocrisy.

[Andy Purcell]

They. Listen, dude, you know what communists call the people who go along with it?

[Joe]

Useful idiots.

[Andy Purcell]

Useful idiots. Okay. The fucking organizers of communism strategically target people like this who are of privilege because they know that those people have guilt about not living at the bottom of society. So they can target those people to make rules that are completely illogical and backwards. Because those people have no idea what reality is really about. They've never had to stand up to a. A criminal physically. They've never had to defend their, their girlfriend or their wife to a criminal. They've never. There's never been physical, you know, repercussions. Repercussions. Like there is for men. It's a totally different thing. Dude.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, it's wild, man. I just.

[Joe]

It's wild.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man. I. I think. I think people need to be very aware that when you go along with these things, it's not only geared for. For you to play along publicly, it's geared for you to mentally become more comfortable and conditioned to these things being true. Okay? And they are not true. You could put big titties and cut someone's dick off and that is still a dude.

[Joe]

A weird and bizarre.

[Andy Purcell]

All you got to do is draw their fucking DNA sample and analyze their DNA, and it's going to tell you the truth. Like, dude, a thousand years from now.

[Joe]

They'Re gonna dig up Congressman, they're gonna.

[Andy Purcell]

Dig up this fucking dude and be like, that's a dude.

[Joe]

That was a dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's it.

[Joe]

And the people behind him, those were. Those are women?

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. Well, allegedly.

[Joe]

Allegedly.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't fucking know.

[Joe]

Hard to know these days. You gotta be careful, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

And then you see. Do you see a tick tock thing now? Like, there's. There's people, there's these trans, like young people in their 20s who are making tick tocks like a trans. A dude who's dressing up as a woman. And by the way, it seems like we never have problems from the women who want to be men. It's always from the men who want to be women. You ever notice that?

[Joe]

Well, because, I mean, they can join the men's sports, but, like, they'll still get.

[Andy Purcell]

You ever notice that? But it's not women dressing up as men that want to go dance at the fucking kids schools or push those books. It's men dressed up as women. You don't see women who dress up as men making demands about using the man's bathroom. No, that's not what we see. We see grown fucking men usually who look the part of a fucking pedophile dressed up as a woman, demanding all these things be told to them and they get access to women's spaces. Like, dudes, dude, these are fucking pedophiles that are using the system. And women like that, who are they let it go. Because they feel guilty for whatever reason about who the fuck they are.

[Joe]

That's so stupid and so stupid. Let's talk about other trans men real quick. While we're on the subject, Michelle Obama, her podcast draws embarrassingly low numbers in first week. Did you see this?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I did.

[Joe]

She's a podcaster now.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Joe]

And you know, from podcasters to podcasters, I think we can, you know, so let's dive into this.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, it's only a matter of time before she joins the same methods that everybody else joins, which is buying all of their traffic. Okay. You know, we. We get all these guys with, you know, dude, 10 mil. I got 5 million subscribers on my YouTube channel. 10 million subscribers. They're getting the same amount of views that we get.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's all a.

[Joe]

She'll play the game, I'm sure.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because that's not part they. Anyway, go on.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, I think from podcasters to podcasters, let's. Let's dive into this, see how. How it's looking to start with. Yeah. Michelle Obama's new, brand new podcast has drawn low views and subscribers in its first few days.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, I wonder why he's just getting stocked.

[Joe]

Started, though. I mean, just getting started takes some time to get going. The former first sir, the podcast is with her brother, Craig Robinson, titled imo, which I believe stands for, in my opinion.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. So basically she's gonna get on there and lecture us all about how racist we are for every single episode.

[Joe]

Probably more than likely. Yeah. Now.

[Andy Purcell]

And how. How underprivileged she is when she. You were first lady in the United States, you have four homes that are worth eight figures. Tigers. Shut the up.

[Joe]

I want to know what happened to that chef that drowned off their coast.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you think happened?

[Joe]

Oh, they killed him.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I think.

[Joe]

I think they killed him.

[Andy Purcell]

I think a lot of people think that.

[Joe]

Yeah, spec. You know, I would like to know what happened there, though.

[Andy Purcell]

He probably saw her dingle. You know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

And listen, dude, like, all jokes aside.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, if you're gonna have a chef in your house, bro, they're gonna see stuff. No.

[Joe]

See stuff.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, you'll be walking around your underwear. Hey, Chef, you know, so maybe Dong was hanging out, bro.

[Joe]

And listen, like, all jokes aside, she's probably loaded. Like, it's. She's probably doing all right down there, you know, I'm saying it's probably a massive, massive. I mean, she's probably doing pretty good.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't. I don't. Listen, dude, I. I think a lot of people say that about her just because they don't like her.

[Joe]

No, I I say it because I think it's true.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I'm. I don't know. I've I on. On that situation. I would have to see more proof to be.

[Joe]

I think. Candace Owens, if you're listening, you need to. To do it. I mean, you did the McCrone situation beautifully.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, it is interesting that Joan Rivers said it, and then, like, two weeks later, she was dead.

[Joe]

She was dead.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Well, hopefully I don't die.

[Andy Purcell]

No, she.

[Joe]

I've said it.

[Andy Purcell]

She went to. Under. She went under the anesthesia, and then she just. They. They killed her, I think.

[Joe]

I ain't got no surgeries coming up, so I should be okay. But. Yeah, so, I mean, let's watch her promotion video that she did with her brother. Here it is.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not her brother.

[Joe]

That's her brother.

[Andy Purcell]

Her brother looks like a chick, too.

[Joe]

Oh, he's gay.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, he is?

[Joe]

I think so. I mean, he sounds like that. I mean, listen, there's definitely some sugar in that.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, let's go.

[Joe]

Hey, tick tock, it's Michelle Obama, and I'm here with my big brother, Craig. Hey, everybody. We're here because we're excited to announce the launch of our new podcast called IMO with Michelle or Obama and Craig Robinson.

[Andy Purcell]

And we just posted the trailer if.

[Joe]

You want to check it out. Check it out. Thanks, you guys. See you soon.

[Andy Purcell]

What's. Bro. What's going on with that dude's eyebrows, man?

[Joe]

You can't be.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a. That. That's a drag queen.

[Joe]

You can't be six, three.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on, bro.

[Joe]

300. Oh, and you got. He gotta put some bass in his voice.

[Andy Purcell]

Notice some weird going on.

[Joe]

Well, it gets weirder. It gets weirder. So they're the first episode.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Okay, now, there is a specific segment of this episode I want to show you.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Joe]

All right. They were talking about their upbringing and their childhood and stuff like that. Okay. And I think her brother accidentally spilled some tea. Let's check this out. As a result, you and me, we were. We were physically close growing up. Remember when we used to share a bedroom? Of course. That was our life growing up. We shared the same room. Until you went to high school, right?

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[Joe]

Well, let's first just recall how small the apartment we lived in. You know, it seemed like it was huge, but it was essentially two bedrooms, right? No, it was one bedroom. Well, that little offshoot bedroom that mom and dad stayed in, you would consider that a bedroom, but that was the only bedroom. The room we were in was actually the living room. And the living room that we, what.

[Andy Purcell]

We called the living room was actually the dining room.

[Joe]

Huh. Okay. You and Sal share bedrooms.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Brothers.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe]

My. I rest my case.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I mean we didn't share a bed. We sure. We had the same room for probably till we were like, I don't know, high school. No, no. Probably till we were like, like I don't even know. 8.

[Joe]

Yeah. I'm like my daughter's share room.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Daughters share.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Brothers will.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look, dude, come on, bro. Did she hear that before high school? Look, bro, I know people that grew up in a one room house that had like eight kids and they all slept in the same room.

[Joe]

Yeah, for sure.

[Andy Purcell]

So I don't think that necessarily means anything. Maybe, I mean that's, that's a reach. You're digging. You're digging Zeeshan. Is it? Is it? Is it?

[Joe]

That's a different culture. In our culture too. Different sexes. Kids don't stand. You can't do that, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Even if they're poor.

[Joe]

I mean, that's a whole different discussion.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I'm saying.

[Joe]

In an average situation.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. I agree with that. Brothers and sisters, they're clearly saying that they're very poor.

[Joe]

They weren't poor in high school. Guarantee you that.

[Andy Purcell]

I, I don't know. I don't know. I, I, I don't know. But that dude feels gay. I mean I'm getting my gaydar is going way the off. Yeah. And, and I don't know, bro. And the way like the way they want to talk about it. That's right.

[Joe]

She didn't want to talk about, she.

[Andy Purcell]

Did not want to talk about that because the way that she was stuttering and hesitating, she was trying to figure out what to say.

[Joe]

She didn't want to talk about it.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, she ain't got no problem going on stage and open her big mouth mouth and being great speaker. Because she is a great speaker.

[Joe]

Great speaker.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. So like that was definitely odd. But you know, the reality is is they're going to find out real quick. Nobody wants to hear what the fuck you say. In fact, most people are tired and blame the Obamas for the downfall of our country. Which I believe is actually true.

[Joe]

It is true. Well, apparently there's been other rumors and.

[Andy Purcell]

Too that like I know this. I went on the comments just out just because I saw like on the podcast. Yeah, yeah. And bro, they were bad.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like they were. Every listen, every single comment was negative. There was no positive.

[Joe]

Jeez, that's rough.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, dude, this what happens when you ruin people's country and then lecture them about how racist they are while you're President of the United States and. And first lady.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, like, that's what I'm saying. Apparently for eight years. For eight years. I was told. Actually, what is that, 2008? 18. For, I don't know, 15 years now I've been told I was racist just because I was white. While she's in the White House. And I'm trying to build my business, killing myself, okay. To fucking do. So I've got, you know, I gotta listen to all this from these people. Like, bro off. And I think that's how most people feel about the Obamas. They're sick of them. They've worn out their welcome. They can get along with Mr. Dingleberry. Dingleberry here. Whatever. The butthole. Yeah, I mean, dude. Okay. And she'll hire some big PR agency that will buy her 10 million followers on YouTube and a bunch of views on YouTube and all this to make her look like it matters. And that's what they've been doing for the last 15 years, since the Internet became a real thing. Dude, we just got there. Just came a report out that up to 60 of the Internet is bots.

[Joe]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

All right, so this is how they've manufactured the social narrative for. For over a decade, they have used fake accounts that appear to be real to boost up narratives they agree with and tear down narratives they don't agree with. And it's. I guarantee you, bro, take a look at her right now. Because her podcast is the big number one news for the last two days, and she's only has 19 or 20, 000 followers. Check back in a month or two months, she'll have 5 million. And it. She'll be the hero of pot. It's all hocus pocus.

[Joe]

Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know how you guys think, what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. Mr. Andy. Yeah, we have a thumbs up or dumb as. All right, this is where we bring a topic in, bring a headline, and we talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So that means let's check in on the NFL as an NFL topic.

[Andy Purcell]

Joe before you. No, Joe. Ice cream Joe before you tell me. I know we were heavy on the F bombs today. Joe always gives me a report of how many F bombs we said. And he's like, they bet on it. I tell him. I'm like, hey, bet on it. Oh, you guys bet on it?

[Joe]

Yeah, they bet on it.

[Andy Purcell]

No, you don't, do you? Really? I win every day. You take the over every day. Look, look, I. I know, I know I was heavy today, bro, because he's going to text me later. He's gonna be like, FYI. Yeah, right, you were at 4,000. Because I tell him, hey, help me, help me bring it down. He does it. But today I failed. So I just want to. I'm aware. Yeah. Yeah. I actually do want to know the real number.

[Joe]

It's like.

[Andy Purcell]

I know. It's a record.

[Joe]

Count it. Yeah. All right, well, let's go check in on the NFL.

[Andy Purcell]

Man, that makes me mad, dude. That, that, that, that blatant hypocrisy that they think nobody notices.

[Joe]

Well, it's the ins.

[Andy Purcell]

They, they're insult.

[Joe]

It's insult. Yeah, it's insult. It's insulting the.

[Andy Purcell]

Who's doing something about these egg prices? Well, you all slaughtered 250 million chickens, man. Like it takes a minute for a chicken to grow up and start laying eggs again, by the way. That's happening.

[Joe]

Well, I mean, it's simple. Supply, demand, Take away the supply.

[Andy Purcell]

Wow. We burnt down.

[Joe]

We.

[Andy Purcell]

We burnt down all the tobacco plants. There's no cigarettes. The price went up.

[Joe]

Yeah. Make these cigarette prices.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, dude.

[Joe]

All right, man. Thumbs up and dumb as. Let's check in on the NFL. Thumbs up, dumb as fuck. Headline reads NFL rookie fumes after being forced to pick up six figure check for team dinner at luxury Detroit steakhouse. So let's dive into this a little bit. So Detroit Lions rookie Terion Arnold received.

[Andy Purcell]

I've taken some big groups to dinner.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

How the fuck do you get to six figures?

[Joe]

Well. Well, we gotta think one. These are all like giants, okay? And it's pretty much like the majority of your veterans on the team, so.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, let's hear it.

[Joe]

Yeah. Detroit's lion rookie Terry on Arnold received a scare when he reportedly picked up the check at the team's dinner. Rookie dinners are often a traditional welcome to the NFL by a lot of teams around the league. When the franchises new newcomers are made to pay the often extortionate tasks for their veteran teammates.

[Andy Purcell]

Damn, dude.

[Joe]

As the 2024 season came to a close, it was Arnold's turn to step up for the Detroit Lions. And the first round pick received a reality check along with the actual check. Arnold, the 24th overall pick in last year's draft, took to social media to reveal that he allegedly paid the check for himself and 19 of his teammates at the luxurious Sexy Steak restaurant in Detroit.

[Andy Purcell]

Strip club.

[Joe]

Probably. Yeah, probably sounds like it. They get some special yum yum sauce in there.

[Andy Purcell]

The next thing's gonna be Arnold is. Is on the injury reserve list because he contracted a non curable sexual disease.

[Joe]

He did a drug test, test positive for something. But yeah. So let's check this clip out. He posted this to Tick Tock, I believe. Check it out.

[Andy Purcell]

So motherfucker's got a team money, team medallion on his chain.

[Joe]

Well, so the check.

[Andy Purcell]

So he's got Floyd Mayweather as his agent.

[Joe]

Yeah, the check was $80,000. And then with tax and gratuity, it totaled came to a hundred and two thousand dollars. Yeah, a hundred and two thousand dollars.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, that's a lot for night for 20 people. Bro.

[Joe]

Bro, what the. Were y'all ordering?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, look, that has to be a strip club because only, only a strip club do you pay that much for regular stuff.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's true. Like mistakes, like 500.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right. It has to be. It has. Look it up, dude. Sexy Steak, Is that strip club?

[Joe]

I'm looking it up.

[Andy Purcell]

No, it's a real restaurant restaurant.

[Joe]

It's a steakhouse.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, so that must be their theme. Like Sexy Steak. Like, we're not a strip club, but we charge like one.

[Joe]

Yeah, right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, you know, you don't have.

[Joe]

To leave worry about getting married. It's not that expensive too. A Filet mignon is 70 bucks. Ah, that's pretty. That's pretty. I mean, that's up there. That's a nice restaurant there.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not like crazy.

[Joe]

It's not crazy, but I mean, what.

[Andy Purcell]

What, Would they go to any Vegas restaurants more than that?

[Joe]

Yeah, 17 to 20 is 1400.

[Andy Purcell]

Look, bro, they had to have. They had to have been ordering like all the big bottles of liquor and champagne and shit.

[Joe]

Jesus.

[Andy Purcell]

But dude, I'll tell you what. I've taken some big groups to dinner and we've gone hard.

[Joe]

Hard.

[Andy Purcell]

And you know, not even half of that.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying, right?

[Joe]

What's the most you ever had to spend at a dinner?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I know, but I'm a little embarrassed to say because like, people are gonna get upset, but you know.

[Joe]

Well, you're taking your teams and shit. Yeah, it's different.

[Andy Purcell]

About 40 grand.

[Joe]

$40,000.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but that's like a big group, dude. That's like a big. That's like a whole company yeah. Eating whatever the. They want.

[Joe]

Oh, okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Well that's, you know what I'm saying? That's not drinking and eating the whole night.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's not bad. Not, not. This is when the company was smaller. Now it is now.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like obviously we couldn't fit everybody, but this was like we bring the, we.

[Joe]

Bring the restaurants here.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right. Yeah, but, but I mean, yeah, dude. I mean, I believe it was a craft steak dinner and drinks that we went to in Vegas and. Which is an amazing place, take care of the whole team. We had like, you know, the party room plus like half the restaurant and you know, it was 40 grand. I wasn't shocked by it.

[Joe]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, but like it wasn't 20 people. It was like 60 people.

[Joe]

Yeah, right. You know, that's crazy, bro. Well, apparently. So. The article continues. While many NFL stars rake in millions, including Josh Allen and his new $330 million contract, rookies tend to be on lower deals. Arnold's rookie deal is a four year contract worth $14.3 million. But his 2024 base salary was only 795.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a big chunk for dinner then.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Damn, dude, they hit him hard. I'd be pissed too.

[Joe]

That's what I'm.

[Andy Purcell]

Apparently.

[Joe]

That's. Yeah, like they have rookie dinners are a thing, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, well, dude, I mean, that's. That's not cool. Yeah, it's not cool.

[Joe]

It's up. That's up. Yeah, that's up. That's up.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's not cool, man.

[Joe]

No, that's. That, that is up. So, you know, but I don't know, maybe we, you know, culture, maybe. I guess it's a cultural thing. It's. To me, I look at that, it's like fucking hazing.

[Andy Purcell]

But we all know what the fuck happened. Yeah, everybody went in there and ordered five of everything. That was the most expensive thing on the menu.

[Joe]

Yeah, right, right. The Louis V's. The.

[Andy Purcell]

Probably took half of it home with them.

[Joe]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, and bro, I feel bad for that guy. That's. Dude, that's one seventh of his entire salary. And by the way, that's before taxes.

[Joe]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

So that means after tax he's making 400 grand.

[Joe]

It's probably more like.

[Andy Purcell]

So it's a quarter of his take home income.

[Joe]

That's up.

[Andy Purcell]

That is up.

[Joe]

That's up. It's up.

[Andy Purcell]

It'd be different if he signed a hundred million dollar deal, right? You know, that's different, man. Dude, I'd Be pissed, too.

[Joe]

Should we do rookie dinners here, though, for the team? Like, Joe's the newest guy. What? I was thinking about this. Like, Joe's the newest guy on the team, right?

[Andy Purcell]

I'm not doing that.

[Joe]

Let's go to Twisted Tree.

[Andy Purcell]

No. Look at Joe sweat. That's. No. I would never do that.

[Joe]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

I'm telling you, free meal, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't think. I don't think I've been to a dinner. The only person I've been to dinner with in the last 10 years that's. That's paid for dinner.

[Joe]

Yeah, two.

[Andy Purcell]

Two. Two people that I can name. One is Doug. Doug Sands.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

So we have to fight over the bill when we go to dinner.

[Joe]

I see that.

[Andy Purcell]

Because he's a gentleman. He's a great dude. And Alex Hermosi, that's the other one. One. So we've had to. We've had to. We take turns, but, like, we both think we. That the other guy paid last time. So we argue, but, like, dude, those are the two guys that I've gone to dinner with that have. Have paid. Otherwise, I pay all the time.

[Joe]

Yeah. That's great.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

That's wild, man. Yeah. So what do we. What are we giving this thumbs up?

[Andy Purcell]

I think it's thumbs down, bro. I think that's up. Like, I mean, look, dude, it's one thing to hit him with, like, a 20k dinner.

[Joe]

Yeah. Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

Like, which. That's still a lot.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes, it's. Yeah, it's a lot, bro. A $20,000 dinner.

[Joe]

That's a lot.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, dude, you got. I know we. I know we're all, you know, in awe of all the Instagram kids that say, you know, $100 million ain't that much money, and they could spend $5 million in five seconds, whatever the fuck these fucking idiots say, but $20,000, a lot of fucking money, bro. I don't give a fuck who you are. Like, I'm richer and all those motherfuckers put together. It's a lot of money. I think it's a lot of money.

[Joe]

Yeah. A hundred thousand dollars, bro. Jesus.

[Andy Purcell]

That's. That's pain.

[Joe]

That's up.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'd be pissed. I'd be asked for a trade.

[Joe]

Right? Right? Yeah. All right, well, you know, but I've heard of other traditions too, though. Like, like, the quarterback buys all of his lineman's, like, Rolexes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you should.

[Joe]

I mean, you should if.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, dude, listen, there's plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL. And we're gonna talk about football. Now, there's plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL that are great, that look terrible because their line is terrible.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know when a quarterback becomes an All Pro, makes the Pro bowl, wins championship. No, it's the big dudes in the front making sure he could do his job. And that's just like any other company, by the way. Yeah, like a lot of these people out here pretend like it's all them, bro. You wouldn't be able to do if you didn't have a good team.

[Joe]

Gotta take care of the team.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right. And so like, dude, I bro my.

[Joe]

Quarterback in high school.

[Andy Purcell]

I bought all my executives watches though. I bought you one.

[Joe]

Yeah, I got one.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Yeah. I pulled a dude out of his house for mine.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, well, I'm different. He deserved it.

[Joe]

He did deserve it. No, but no, man, the quarterback.

[Andy Purcell]

You guys, you guys ready for yours too? You ready for your watches? I got you little Casios with calculator on it, bro. They're cool.

[Joe]

Yeah, the Casios are sick.

[Andy Purcell]

The gold Casios with the stretch.

[Joe]

Classic. Yeah, it's classic. It's a classic. Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I'm start rocking that, bro. I'm gonna start rocking that instead of my other.

[Joe]

The Casio.

[Andy Purcell]

And then when people are like, what's that? I'd be like, that's how I count on my money.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah, quarterback. I think quarterbacks do that. Like, that's like a tradition, you know, you gotta take care of your line.

[Andy Purcell]

I, I see that. But dude, those quarterbacks get paid to big dollars, bro.

[Joe]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, that'd be like me taking 60 dudes here and legit making the new guy pay. Like, bro, that's up.

[Joe]

Welcome to the team, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Welcome to the team. You are now add that to the tab, Joe.

[Joe]

Yeah, well, now you gotta work here so you can pay off.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, dude, it's just like the government.

[Joe]

Makes sense.

[Andy Purcell]

It's just like the government.

[Joe]

It makes sense, man. I get it now. And now it makes sense.

[Andy Purcell]

We're gonna make you poor so you.

[Joe]

Have to work better play good.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, pay that bill off, dude.

[Joe]

Well, guys. Andy, that is all I got, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, don't be a hoe share the.

[Joe]

Show Sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up bow a stove Counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no head shot case Close.