858. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Receives Applause As He Arrives At NCAA Wrestling Championship, Rolls-Royce Planning To Shift Production To U.S., & Court Of Appeals To Hear Oral Arguments In High-Profile Deportation Suit

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella - Episode 858

Title: REAL AF with Andy Frisella

Host/Author: Andy Frisella #100to0

Episode: 858. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Receives Applause As He Arrives At NCAA Wrestling Championship, Rolls-Royce Planning To Shift Production To U.S., & Court Of Appeals To Hear Oral Arguments In High-Profile Deportation Suit

Release Date: March 25, 2025

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1. Introduction and Fan Appreciation

The episode kicks off with hosts Andy Frisella and DJ CTI expressing their gratitude towards their dedicated fan base. They share a light-hearted moment discussing a fan named Andre who sent Andy a VHS copy of the movie Days of Thunder. This segment underscores the genuine connection and appreciation the hosts have for their listeners.

Notable Quote:

• Andy (00:30): "Hey, guys, please share the show. Don't be a hoe."

2. Celebrity Gossip: Tiger Woods' Dating Life

Andy and DJ CTI delve into the tumultuous personal life of Tiger Woods, expressing skepticism about his current relationship. They critique Woods for supposedly settling for a partner with a questionable dating history, suggesting this pattern of relationships is detrimental to his personal and professional life.

Notable Quotes:

• DJ CTI (03:52): "What are you doing, bro?"
• Andy (04:33): "Tiger, bro."

3. Donald Trump's Appearance at NCAA Wrestling Championships

A significant portion of the episode focuses on former President Donald Trump's attendance at the NCAA Wrestling Championships. The hosts commend the enthusiastic reception Trump received, highlighting his handshake with wrestler Wyatt Hendrickson and the crowd's admiration.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (08:22): "Trump went to the NCAA Wrestling Championships. Wrestling. Yeah, Wrestle. It was a wild, warm welcome."
• DJ CTI (12:36): "He said he's very proud of me. That’s badass, bro."

Clip Highlights:

• Trump's Interaction (09:22 - 12:23): The hosts discuss a clip showing Trump's handshake with the wrestler, emphasizing the positive vibes and Trump's heart for America.

4. Critique of Trump's Distorted Portrait in Colorado

The hosts criticize a distorted portrait of Trump displayed in Colorado's state capitol, calling it purposefully exaggerated and disrespectful. They discuss the broader political environment in Colorado, describing it as bizarre and out of touch with average Americans.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (15:24): "Trump slams 2019 portrait of himself in Colorado's Capitol as, quote, purposefully distorted."
• DJ CTI (16:14): "It’s pretty bad."

5. Revocation of Security Clearances

Andy and DJ CTI analyze Trump's unprecedented move to revoke security clearances of prominent political figures, including Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. They speculate on the motives behind this action, suggesting it could be a strategic maneuver to undermine Biden's administration or prepare for future legal actions.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (19:42): "What the fuck does that mean?"
• DJ CTI (20:30): "What are you going to do? Yeah, yeah, because they don't gain anything real by doing it."

6. JFK Assassination Files and Trump's Commentary

The discussion shifts to the recently declassified JFK assassination files. The hosts express disappointment over the lack of concrete information and Trump's remarks on the matter, revealing his belief that Lee Harvey Oswald operated alone but may have received assistance.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (24:44): "Trump said, 'I do, and I've always felt that.'"
• DJ CTI (27:09): "They already been ramping up this."

7. Epstein Files and Government Transparency

Andy and DJ CTI critique the government's handling of the Epstein files, expressing skepticism about the promised transparency. They argue that the delayed and redacted releases point to a lack of genuine intent to disclose information, suggesting ulterior motives tied to powerful global interests.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (29:34): "It's a puzzle, right? And it's 5,000 pieces."
• DJ CTI (34:30): "We shouldn't know what's going on in real-time in theaters."

8. Accidental Trump Administration Texts on Yemen Strikes

The hosts discuss a leaked WhatsApp group chat involving Trump’s national security advisor and journalists, revealing sensitive plans for military strikes in Yemen. They use this incident to highlight perceived negligence and potential overreach within the Trump administration.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (38:03): "Here's the screenshots. He said, 'VP I fully share your loathing of European freeloading.'"
• DJ CTI (40:06): "This is our group chat."

9. Audience Comments and Interaction

A lively segment where Andy and DJ CTI read and react to listener comments. They showcase humorous and supportive messages from fans, emphasizing the community aspect of the podcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Mary Finlassin (Comment 43:54): "Thank you very much, Mayor."
• Rolling with Ruckus (Comment 43:56): "Andy’s meat sticks almost got me fired from my job today."

10. Rolls-Royce Shifting Production to the U.S.

The hosts analyze reports that British engineering giant Rolls-Royce is increasing manufacturing in the United States to circumvent tariffs imposed by the Trump administration. They discuss the potential economic benefits, including job creation, and express optimism about similar moves by other automotive companies.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (51:24): "Rolls Royce is preparing to increase manufacturing production in the United States to avoid tariffs."
• DJ CTI (53:24): "They're just making that stupid ass electric, ain't nobody gonna buy your Spectre."

11. Transgender Issues and Language Manipulation

A contentious discussion on transgender policies and the manipulation of language to influence public perception. The hosts express strong opinions against the redefinition of gender, arguing it undermines scientific truths and societal integrity.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (88:37): "They're our residents. They're our neighbors."
• DJ CTI (96:01): "How can I be forced to acknowledge that a man is a woman when I clearly know that they aren't?"

12. Deportation Suit Court of Appeals

Andy and DJ CTI provide updates on a high-profile deportation lawsuit involving Venezuelan nationals and Trump's use of a 1798 wartime law. They discuss Trump's aggressive stance against judges who block deportations, highlighting a growing conflict between the executive branch and the judiciary.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy (90:11): "Trump called the latest incident a 'miscarriage of justice.'"
• DJ CTI (91:18): "We're starting to see all these judges getting in the way of executive power."

13. Additional Headlines and Discussions

The episode concludes with various other topics, including:

• Harry Sisson Scandal: Accusations against a Democratic influencer for manipulating women into sending explicit photos.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Andy (63:23): "Harry Sisson convinced 11 different women that he had no roster and respected them for more than their bodies."
  • DJ CTI (66:37): "People have zero empathy or remorse for anything that happens to us."

• AI and Robotics: Humorous debates about the potential for robots to overpower humans, reflecting concerns about technological advancements.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Andy (112:35): "You get a white one. Cuz I ain't got to worry about none of my getting stolen."
  • DJ CTI (114:58): "If you were a robot with legs and combat programming, I'd have the advantage."

Conclusion

Episode 858 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a blend of political commentary, celebrity gossip, audience interaction, and humorous segments. Andy Frisella and DJ CTI engage in spirited discussions on pressing political issues, government transparency, and societal changes, all while maintaining their signature candid and unfiltered style. This episode is a reflection of the hosts' unwavering stance on their viewpoints, providing listeners with both informative and entertaining content.

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Note: Timestamps correspond to the moments in the provided transcript where each topic and notable quote appear.

Transcript

[A]

Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bow up stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot Case closed.

[B]

What is up, guys? It's Andy for show. Dude, I can't. You guys have no idea what happens off the air here. All right, we're just going to start with the show.

[A]

Free game to the show.

[B]

Yeah. It is what it is.

[A]

Hey, everybody.

[B]

Hey, guys, please share the show. Don't be a hoe.

[A]

Share the show, guys.

[B]

Dude, what's up?

[A]

What's going on, my man?

[B]

Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

[A]

Yeah, well, listen, this show is gonna be unique because, you know, I feel like. No, man, you know, I'm in good spirits today, dude. Our fan base is just. They're amazing, dude.

[B]

They're hilarious.

[A]

They're amazing. They're amazing people.

[B]

We got.

[A]

We got great comments when we cruise the comments later, but I just wanted to give a little shout out to a special fan, if that's okay.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Okay. A special one.

[A]

Yeah. They sent me something.

[B]

They did?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Was it a book on how to read?

[A]

Oh, where'd it go? Oh, Joe moved it. I thought somebody stole it.

[B]

I'm like, I didn't steal. How you're the only one to steal.

[A]

You know his name? His name's Andre. I. I don't know how to pronounce his last name.

[B]

Andre.

[A]

Not sure, but he sent me a nice. Nice letter and stuff. He sent me a VH VHS copy of Days of Thunder.

[B]

You haven't experienced Days of Thunder unless you watch it on a VHS tape.

[A]

I don't have a VHS player, though, so. But, dude, this is like. This is like childhood. Like, I remember this shit. They don't look the same. Like, I don't remember them looking like this. This must have been like.

[B]

How do you remember it? And it looks different, huh?

[A]

Well, like, I mean, like, I guess everyone was different. But, like, the little lines in here. I don't remember the lines being.

[B]

Man, I do. I used to, like, d. Like, scratch my fingernails on them. Play, like a little music.

[A]

Yeah, I used to. I had a friend that would, like, eat the. The film out of there.

[B]

Oh, really, bro?

[A]

They just chew on the, man. We have weird, man.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But, dude, this is.

[B]

This is cool.

[A]

Yeah, this is cool, man. It was, like, all wrapped up and.

[B]

So who sent it in? Andre.

[A]

Andre. Yeah. I don't know. Like, I don't know how to pronounce his last Name. It's Andre is his name. And I mean, card stock on the letter, bro. I mean, dude's just awesome, bro. Yeah. Mesa meso say that. Mesolaria. Mesolaria. Meso. Leave. Andre.

[B]

Andre. Appreciate you, dude, man. Dude, we got. We got the best.

[A]

We got some good people.

[B]

Most of this back here that I got back here was sent in by fans. I got a whole room of it at home.

[A]

We should do a break like a dude.

[B]

We should do a tour of my home office.

[A]

That's what I'm saying, bro, because you got.

[B]

You've been in my home office.

[A]

Yeah, you got.

[B]

You guys have been in there, right? Yeah, I got a lot of really cool stuff.

[A]

A lot of cool stuff, man.

[B]

All of that stuff is stuff people gave me or sent me from the. Over the years.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome, you guys.

[B]

I. I know that a lot of guys send stuff in. You probably wonder where it goes. It goes in my home office. I got like a whole.

[A]

Now you got two. You got. You got the other one. I mean, you can't put else in.

[B]

That one, but, yeah, it's. We got some awesome people, man.

[A]

Yeah, man, that's cool, man. I appreciate it. I mean, still a terrible movie, but I do appreciate the.

[B]

That's. Cause you didn't watch it on vhs.

[A]

Okay. It might change it.

[B]

Yeah. Experience might change it.

[A]

Yeah, man. But yeah, just good people. And speaking of good people, I want to bring up somebody who I don't think is a good person. Oh, yeah, this is interesting.

[B]

Who's this?

[A]

This is a little drama. I mean, we don't typically do, like, the celebrity gossip drama shit here, but this is. We gotta touch it a little bit.

[B]

All right, what is it?

[A]

Oh, Tiger Woods O.

[B]

Ain't, bro.

[A]

Like, damn, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.

[B]

You know better, bro. Bro, you know better. All you gotta do is go through her dating history. Like, what, do you think you're immune to gold digging? Like, holy, dude. This girl's dating history reads like a who's who or the richest, most powerful motherfuckers ever. I mean, look, the best thing Trump Jr. Ever did is get the. Away, bro. Holy, man. Respectfully, bro. What are you doing, bro?

[A]

Tiger, bro.

[B]

Tiger, what are you doing? God dang, man. You already been down this road once, so I guess Tiger's not gonna be able to play around a golf for the next four years.

[A]

Well, he's got. He got a. This is a different type of hole in one, you know?

[B]

Oh, man. Poor Tiger.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

I love Tiger woods, too, bro.

[A]

Oh, man. He's good, man. Tiger.

[B]

Tiger woods, y'all. Bro, listen, listen.

[A]

She's beautiful. Very, very attractive woman. She's like. That's cool.

[B]

I mean, look, bro. You know, but you could find better on Instagram that ain't been married to the Sultan of whatever. I mean, look, let's be real, bro. Let's go down the fucking list. Here. I got it.

[A]

Oh, you got the list?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I'm prepared. Are you prepared?

[A]

I'm not. I don't have the list.

[B]

Well, I just happen to be talking about this one of my friends. Okay? So this dude, she dates Leonardo DiCaprio. Then from Leonardo DiCaprio, she goes to Saudi Prince Khalid bin Bandar bin Sultan Al Suid.

[A]

So she's definitely been pissed on. What? Bro, that's a cultural Bandar bid.

[B]

Sultan Al Saad was suspected of having indirect ties to the individuals linked with Al Qaeda hijackers. So you can't fly with her, okay? Then she marries Trump Jr. All right? Who's an awesome dude, you know, she had a problem with Trump Jr. Bro, how. You know what I'm saying? Like, how. All right. And then, man. And then now it's Tiger woods, dude.

[A]

It's like a resume, though, bro. I mean, you get financing anywhere. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah, dude. Bro, all I'm saying is, man, just cruise the gram.

[A]

Yeah, man.

[B]

You. Dude, she gonna take out. Oh, she gonna take a.

[A]

It'll take all your.

[B]

She's gonna take your Tiger. Tiger's like, I got so much shit. It don't matter.

[A]

He probably. I mean, Tyler's doing all right.

[B]

Oh, bro.

[A]

Doing all right, man. Tiger.

[B]

God damn, bro. I feel like. It's like. I feel like I'm mourning.

[A]

Bro.

[B]

That's the worst.

[A]

Going out with your boys, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

No. And one of them's got, like, the. The worst chick. Yeah. Like, dude, no, bro, it's not the grenade. It's. You're out with your boys, and, like, you know, the one dude has just the worst chick ever, bro. But nobody wants to say anything.

[A]

Well, it's because it's been so long. It's, like, good for you.

[B]

But, yeah, bro. And he's sitting there bitching, and then you look at him like, you want to tell him, like, we always knew, bro. We always knew. But you can't.

[A]

Bro, that looks like. That looks like the thing from, you know, the movie Get Out.

[B]

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Tiger fell right into a movie plot because she looks, like, super, like, wholesome, bro, But With a roster like that cannot be.

[A]

No, it can't be good. That can't be.

[B]

I mean, no, I'm sure she's a nice lady.

[A]

Let's have a moment of silence for Tiger.

[B]

Let's do.

[A]

All right, guys, we got a hell of a show, man. Got a hell of a show for you guys. Got a lot of interesting topics and things to get through and cover, make.

[B]

Fun of and got pour some out for the homie.

[A]

If you want to see any of these things that we cover, guys, everything we have on the screen, you guys can check it all out. We link it for [e-mail]. you guys can head over there. If you're on audio, come hop over to the tube. Come check our, our handsome faces out.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, you want, you want to do some cruising?

[B]

Yeah, let's do it.

[A]

Let's do some cruising, guys. We got a first set of topics we're going to, we're going to touch on. I brought this up because I thought this was really, really cool. So Trump, he went to the NCAA Wrestling Championships.

[B]

The wrestling.

[A]

Wrestling. Yeah, yeah, Wrestle. It was, it was a wild, warm welcome. I mean, I saw that you've been to stadiums. I mean, you've, you've spoken in front of thousands of people. And it's like I, I was getting like that vibe. The USA chance. The. I mean, it was awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, let's check this clip out. I mean, bro, that's crazy.

[B]

Bro. They were mid interview with one of the guys. There's an angle of this where they're mid interview, like with one of the athletes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And bro, the stadium just erupts and it like stops the interview. Look, man, that's cool.

[A]

It's super cool to see now. I mean, super cool. What's even cooler than the walkout, though?

[B]

I like that he went over and shook that dude's hand.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? If you notice, that was the only guy that stuck his hand out. Shake his hand and he went over and shook his hand. That's pretty cool.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, well, I think, I mean, I don't know, that could be just a little bit of like, you know, some people knowing the history of like, you know, the assassination attempts and shit like that, they're probably not as like, quick to try to, you know, be as aggressive, I guess. Crowds can be aggressive, dude.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So I think they were maybe just reserving themselves. I don't know.

[B]

Yes. So they didn't get shot.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, I mean, they're nervous.

[B]

Oh, no, I didn't say that as a bad thing. I'm just saying he identified the guy who had his hand out, went over and shook his hand. Yeah. Thought it was cool.

[A]

That's real now. I mean, you got this going.

[B]

Everybody else too busy filming.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean, that's the society, though.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Like, people miss out on so much of what's actually happening, bro.

[B]

Because that's a whole nother topic, bro.

[A]

It's sad.

[B]

Like, listen, dude, you ain't gonna replay the video of the fireworks, okay? Like, and you don't. Yeah, so true. Let's stop. Oh, hey, baby. Let's sit down and watch the fireworks that we recorded and missed out on.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Get the out of here.

[A]

That's so true. That's so true. No, but. But I mean. So this was NCAA Championships. You wrestled in high school. I was never a big wrestler, but what was even cooler is you got the guy who took the. The championship, the NCAA title. His name's Wyatt Hendrickson.

[B]

That's a good old American name right there, bro.

[A]

This is a good American boy right here. This guy.

[B]

This. The 285. How many hails, bales of hay did this guy.

[A]

All of them, bro. Look at his neck.

[B]

I know. Good God. I know. That's a. That guy's. That's a grown man, bro. That is a grown man, man.

[A]

My God. Leave.

[B]

He looks like he eats some corn. He look like he's ready to eat some right there, bro. He wants some of that corn protein, bro.

[A]

It's a. He's a specimen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, but so. So he has his tournament. He has his round. He. He wins the NCAA title, and this is what he did as soon as he walked off the mat. Check this clip out. Captain America salutes Donald Trump.

[B]

Captain America rock. I can't believe it. My jaw's on the floor. Yeah, I like it. Shut up. Shut up. Everybody. Shut up.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Shut up. Brock. That's so cool, dude.

[A]

That he was the last match.

[B]

That's what the last match.

[A]

That's the last match. That's what a main event.

[B]

That's what it should look like. That's a main event. Looks like.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

What the president say to you? He said he's very proud of me. That's like, v. I'm very. I'm very proud of that. He came here to support his troops. I put on a show for him. I won in that national title.

[B]

That's badass, bro.

[A]

That's cool, man. Right? It's cool.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

I couldn't imagine, like, you know, imagine.

[B]

Bro, I couldn't imagine wrestling a dude. Like, the quality of wrestler. You have to be at that level, at that level to win at the 285 weight class, which is big and strong and fast.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Those dudes, that's a different breed of a man right there.

[A]

Different animals. Yeah, for sure, Mommy.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

Dude's massive, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Good God.

[B]

Well, I love that Trump goes out and. And does this stuff.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean, because it's constantly reminding and showing people the real temperature.

[B]

Listen, he's showing people what it actually means. And look, we could disagree with some of the things he says or does, or maybe he does the wrong thing, or maybe he, you know, doesn't do things fast enough or the way we all want them sometimes that's fine. But there's no way you could question this dude's heart for America. I mean. Yeah, it's just awesome, dude.

[A]

Look at the Secret Service agent, though.

[B]

He's eyeballing that guy. He's ready to go. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, broken.

[B]

That's where you got to be.

[A]

What would you do it like? I mean, bro, that dude could, like, pick him up and throw him.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know, I'm saying.

[B]

I mean, it'd be the last thing he did. Yeah, but look, man, he's on our side. Yeah. Look, Biden or Obama wouldn't go to a wrestling match.

[A]

They couldn't do it.

[B]

They do. Listen, those people fucking hate people like this. They could hate. They hate the average American person.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, and you saw it. They can't really saw last, last week what Chuck Schumer said. That's exactly what they think of you.

[A]

Yeah. All of those people. That's real, man.

[B]

So I, you know, I think it's healthy to criticize people for. In positions of leadership sometimes. And when they're right, they're right. When they're wrong, they're wrong. But I think he does this part of it very right.

[A]

Perfectly. Yeah, I. I would agree with you on that.

[B]

It makes me. Makes me feel good about America seeing that. Does that make sense?

[A]

100%, dude. 100%. And. And again, it's not that they didn't do this, like, they being bit. It's not like they didn't, like, try to do the. Like that. They just got booed everywhere they went. Yeah. So it's like, whatever, but. Yeah, I just thought that was cool. Throw that in there. But something else happened. So, you know, it's. It's like a. I guess it's, It's a. It's a thing that most states do, their state capitals will do once a new president comes in. They put portraits in their capital buildings.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Trump's not happy with his. His newest one, they got broken. Trump slams 2019 portrait of himself in Colorado's Capitol as, quote, purposefully distorted. Once radical governor to pull it. Um, so, yeah, so Trump's going off on this portrait. Okay. Um, he said in a statement, I got the picture here. But he says in statements is, quote, nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves. But the one in Colorado, in the state capitol, put up by the governor, along with all the other presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I perhaps have ever seen, have never seen before. Trump rage. So here's, here's the painting.

[B]

I mean, dude, come on.

[A]

It's pretty bad.

[B]

It is.

[A]

And listen. And I can totally understand and get like, you know, you don't want yourself to look bad.

[B]

Well, I would have to see some of the other ones this person painted to know if it was intentional or not.

[A]

I mean, the other ones look fine.

[B]

Yeah, I haven't seen them, though. I'm just saying that does look a little bit purposefully exaggerated. And it's, you know, they're making him look fat. You know, I mean, Trump's a big dude.

[A]

Yeah, he's a big dude, but fucking.

[B]

He don't look like he has a watermelon head.

[A]

No, no, but, but, yeah, I mean, so that's up, you know, now word on the street. I don't know. Hunter Biden probably could have did better than that. I mean, as a painter, in my opinion, I mean, that's a nice bird, you know, but. Yeah, man, I don't know. But we'll see if they decide to pull it down. The governor out there is kind of weird. I mean, it's Colorado. Very, very weird and bizarre.

[B]

You know what's weird about Colorado too, dude, is like, like, people are in there, like they're such in their own world that, like, they don't. It seems like they don't connect with what's going on in that party, but they just still vote that way anyway because they think it's like, for the environment or something. Yeah, because, like, dude, when, when, when I've been out there, I mean, yeah, there's some. There's some what I would call like granola people, you know, that are going to vote that way. No matter what.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

But most of the people are just cool, dude. I mean, they're. I don't know, they represent the values that. That I represent, and when we get to talk to them. Yeah, it's confusing to me how liberal that state votes for, how regular a lot of the people are and how much outdoors stuff they have hard work, ranches, farms.

[A]

Yeah, it is. It is weird. It reminds me a little bit of, like, how, like, California is where it's just, like, people do it because that's the thing that everybody.

[B]

Yeah, dude. That's what it feels like.

[A]

Obviously, it's not California. I prefer Colorado much more, but I don't know. I get that vibe. It's weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But let's talk about some other Trump moves that came out since the time of the recording. This is a big one. Trump evokes security clearances for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and others. So Trump just announced that he has revoked the security clearances and access to classified information from people such as former President Joe Biden, former Vice President Kamala Harris, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as well as several others. I mean, this is the list that got put out. It was a small letter that was released. He says, quote, I have determined that it is no longer in the national interest for the following individuals to have to access classified information. Anthony Blinken, Jacob Sullivan, Lisa Monaco, Mark Zade, Norman Eisen, Leticia James, Alvin Bragg, Andrew Westman, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Cheney, Kamala Harris, Adam Kinzinger, Fiona Hill, Alexandra Alexander Vindman, Joseph R. Biden, Jr. And any other member of Joseph R. Biden Junior's family. Therefore, I hereby direct every executive, department, and agency head to take all additional action as necessary and consistent with existing law, to revoke any active security clearances held by the aforementioned individuals and to immediately rescind their access to classified information. Also direct all executive, department and agency heads to revoke unescorted access to secure United States government facilities from these individuals. What the fuck does that mean?

[B]

It doesn't sound like it's good for them.

[A]

I mean, I. I don't. I don't think this has actually ever happened. Right. Like.

[B]

Well, I mean, why would those people. And I'm asking genuinely, why would those people require that?

[A]

Well, I know why they tell us why they require it.

[B]

What?

[A]

And I mean, like. And when I say, like, I don't think this has ever happened. Speaking of, like, a former president getting his security clearance revoked. Right, right. It's typically, you know, the. The way they tell us, the reason is for is like, oh, you know, you're the new incoming, new president, first time. Whatever the case is, you might need some mentorship from a guy who was also in your shoes. Right. Like, it's hard to get, you know, I guess advice from somebody that's never been in that position. So they give those former presidents, they keep their clearances in case you have to call them. They get the updates, they get all the intel briefings, they get all of that. Just so you know, if you do decide to reach out, like, hey, what would you.

[B]

I don't think that's a good idea under the current circumstances.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

I, I think it's very. I think the only thing that could happen from giving them security clearances is for them to understand what's going on, for them to plot how they can it up 100.

[A]

Which is why I think he took it. That's why he took it.

[B]

It could be, could also be that they're planning charges for these people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which I hope.

[A]

I, I, Dude, I mean, that would be a first step. I mean, you can't prepare for what's coming if you don't know what's coming.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, it's a very interesting move, and, like, it's unprecedented. Like I said, I don't, I can't personally recall any other president taking away security clearances from a former president.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think, I mean, maybe I just haven't been paying attention, but I haven't. I don't remember that either.

[A]

No. What's, what else is weird, too, is the fact that he specifically mentioned Biden's family members. And, like, I can't think of a reason why any of, like, I know Jill Biden may have had one. Right. But, like, I can't even think of a reason why any of them would have one.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I mean, that's just your, that's your family member. So it's like, to me, for Trump to say that that means that some of them had to have it. Why would he say it?

[B]

You know, I'm saying, like, yeah, I don't know, dude. I, I don't know. I mean, are they, are these people, have they made any statements about that?

[A]

I haven't seen anything.

[B]

I haven't either.

[A]

I haven't seen anything.

[B]

It makes me think that they know what's coming and they're keeping their mouth shut because they're afraid of, like, what is potentially coming happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I think a lot of these people are super nervous right now. And I think they should be.

[A]

Well, I did also see last week that I think Trump also pulled protection from Hunter.

[B]

Yeah. And then his response was to go on the Internet and view or to make a reel of him, like, standing alone wherever the he was. It's like, bro, who do you think you are?

[A]

Yeah. Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

First of all, why would you go to. I mean, listen, there's a lot of issues going on right now in South Africa specifically, just being real. Specifically targeting white people. Right. Like, it's a. I mean, it's bad. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like you go to the. The most, you know, dangerous person for your ethnicity. And it's like. But why.

[B]

Yeah, I don't. I. You know what? I don't give two About Hunter Biden.

[A]

Yeah, agreed.

[B]

And I kind of hope that this benefits him poorly. I'll say that in a very nice way.

[A]

100, ma'am.

[B]

These people have consistently up our entire country, bro. I am. No empathy or remorse for anything that happens to them at all. They don't have it for us.

[A]

We have zero.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Zero for us. Now, another news going on, guys. Finishing up these first set of headlines. You know, we had the JFK files against the last thing we covered on CTI on last episode. JFK Files was a big one. Trump weighed in on it.

[B]

Did he?

[A]

Yeah, he weighed in. Trump weighs in on JFK death theories during extensive interview after declassifying slew of assassination files.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, look, dude, real talk before we get into it, I haven't. I still haven't. You know, we talked about it last week, but I figured by now there'd be some very stable frameworks of what actually happened. And still I haven't. I haven't seen anything that Dan Holloway made a good point that I hadn't. That I hadn't considered. And the country of Israel was the only thing that was redacted. The name Israel was the only thing redacted. And he was making the argument that the CIA, he thinks the c. According to his video. And I think Dan's one of the smartest guys I know when it comes to this.

[A]

He's very intelligent. Yeah.

[B]

He said that it's undeniably in his opinion that the CIA killed JFK and that they redacted Israel to make people think that it's Israel when it actually was a CIA. So, I mean, if you think about it like that, it's a different way to think about it. Like, what would you automatically think if Israel was redacted.

[A]

The only country.

[B]

Yeah. What would you think? Well, it had to be them.

[A]

It had to be, right?

[B]

Yeah. And if you were the CIA, wouldn't it be good to deflect blame into.

[A]

Other places, cover your tracks? Yeah, I mean, so I, I thought.

[B]

That was a very fair and well thought out point that I hadn't heard anybody else say. So I, I don't. I still haven't been able to frame it together, in my view. I'm interested in what Trump said, because I didn't see this.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I mean, it was very simple, you know, I guess one of the questions that was asked, they asked Trump, was that if he believed if Lee Harvey Oswald was working alone. And so Trump responded saying, quote, I do, and I've always felt that. But of course, was he helped? Trump answered when asked if he believed Oswald was responsible. Oswald denied the claims that there was an assassin numerous times, famously stating that he was just a patsy shortly before he was famously shot and killed by nightclub owner Jack Ruby during a prison prisoner transfer at the Dallas police station. But, yeah, I mean, so, I mean, Trump knows he was helped, but I think they also, in that interview, you know, he asked, you know, about the actual release, and he was like, yeah, I don't think it showed much. So, I mean.

[B]

Well, I think it does. If you, if you're gonna read the 80, 000 pages and conceptually put it all together, you know, I think there's a lot of things that don't add up. You know, where the rifle come from. Right. Why was that sporting goods store that the rifle came from also owned by a known arms dealer that the CIA used to ship arms everywhere? Right, right. You know, Ruby and Oswald knew each other. Right. This, there's just a lot of things and real talk. Look, my opinion, if Trump, Why would Trump come out and say, yeah, so and so did it, or this guy did it? It just puts him more at risk. So by him saying, I do, and I've always felt that, you know, that's. And then him suggesting, you know, was he helped? Like, if you pay attention to how Trump kind of communicates, that's sort of how he does it when things first come to the surface and then it gets more certain and more certain and more certain into a very certain statement of delivery once time has passed. So in my opinion, the way he answers things, when he says questions like, was he helped? Like, I think he knows he was helped, but he doesn't want to say so until the, the people kind of Figure it out, then he can say it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, you know, it's less dangerous for sure.

[A]

More palatable, too. Which.

[B]

Well, I mean, dude, you're dealing with two different agencies, potentially three, who have been, you know, known to kill people when they don't row the boat the same way they want to row it.

[A]

100%. I was going to say this, you know, you know what this reminds me of? The JFK assassination. Reminds me a lot of the Butler, Pennsylvania assassination attempt on Trump. Right. Two young guys, neither one of them were great shooters. Right. This is from all his records, all of Lee Harvey Oswald's record. He was not a good marksman. Right. It's very. They're very eerily similar in a lot of ways. And I think, you know, because that's the other piece, like, we still, like, where's the investigation on that? Where's the information on. On that? Right.

[B]

Yeah. And why, why, out of all the rallies that Trump did, why was that the only one that was televised on cnn? That should tell you just about everything you need to know.

[A]

There's some collusion there. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know, but I mean, another investigation. We've always, you know, we, we've, you know, I believe, at least on this show, we've always been trying to push for more transparency on is.

[B]

I would like to know who, who made the decision to broadcast that one to foresee. We'll find out. If we can find out who made the decision for CNN to be there at that rally, we're going to know who knew what the fuck was going on. And then we need to figure out who that person's been talking to. And you can do that by subpoenaing cell phone records on probable cause. And If CNN skips 100 rallies and only goes to one, to me that seems like enough cause to at least look at who made a decision and who have they been talking to?

[A]

It's a great point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think it's a very simple question that should have a very simple answer.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But another investigation, you know, that we also have been waiting on for a long time. It's, you know, here we are almost, what, two months in for sure. Where is the Epstein files? Still don't have those. And Attorney General Pam Bondi provides major update on Epstein files. Promises only minimal redactions to prevent protect victim. Let's check this clip up. AJ are we going to hear more about the January 6th commission? And what about the Epstein files? A lot of conversation about the Epstein Files. And I recognize that when you're dealing.

[B]

With children, it takes much more time.

[A]

You've got to ensure that what you're sending out publicly is not revealing any personal information. But can you give us a sense of those two items and whether or not we'll learn more about them? Sure.

[B]

You're going to hear all I'll say on January 6th. You're going to hear a lot more about the January 6th commission in a very good way. And as to Epstein, yes, you're absolutely right, Maria. You know, tens of thousands of pages of documents and hundreds and hundreds of victims of Jeffrey Epstein. So the FBI, they have been working round the clock at my directive, at Cash Patel's directive. Now, Dan Bongino is there, who is a great ass as asset for all of us at the FBI as well. But yeah, we have to protect their identity, their personal information to make sure they're safe. But other than that, we are, we are releasing all of these documents as soon as we can get them redacted to protect the victims of him, of all of these horrific crimes that he committed.

[A]

You buy it?

[B]

No, I don't either.

[A]

Yeah, I don't either.

[B]

First of all, they said that about the JFK files. And look what they gave us. They gave us 80, 000 pages that don't even fit together in chronological order. It's just random that, you know, they're bummed.

[A]

Truth. There's transparency.

[B]

Yeah, sort of, right? Like, hey, here's a puzzle. I promise you, a puzzle, right? And it's 5, 000 pieces. And I could just give you the. But instead I'm just going to mix it all up together and throw it at your face and I'm going to throw it all over the room.

[A]

Yeah, right. That's what they did. I know that's what they did.

[B]

Why would you do that? You wouldn't do that because you were on the, on the page of total transparency. If you were on the page with the intent of total transparency, you would have, you would walk out to a podium and you would say, this is what was found. And you would have Cash Patel or somebody of that nature tie together for people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, otherwise you can't really say they're being transparent.

[A]

Well, let me, let me, let me play devil's advocate here, right? Because I mean, I feel like this is, this is the challenge, right? And I look at this like, yes, it was 80,000 fucking pages. They did just dump them. There is no, like systemic strategic outline bullet points. Like, there's nothing There, Right. I look at it like this, dude. Like, I mean, they know that they were being. It was a rush. A rush job is how I look at it.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Like they were being pressured. They knew that, you know, they're losing public trust. They're losing that. That, you know, relationship with the people that they promised they would give. Get it out there. I don't care how it goes. Just get it the. Out there.

[B]

I mean, look, dude, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, that's how I look at.

[B]

Listen, I don't know. Listen, We. We don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. They could very well be fabricating documents right now. A whole different narrative. Because I personally think that the reason that this hasn't been exposed has nothing to do with protecting the victims at all. It has to do with protecting their ability to leverage every single center of influence on the earth to do their bidding. Hollywood music industry, you know, very powerful business people across many different countries, especially western countries, I think they're afraid of losing their. Their power mechanism.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think that when they sit down and they say, look, we're going to give them all the. The Epstein, it sounds good. Until they realize, well, dude, we're going to lose control over this person, that person, this person, that person. And now we're not going to be able to push our agenda or get these people to do. And by the way, we run the risk of all those people singing like a bird now. So, like, the minute they. The minute they throw it out there, dude, you. You. You're probably going to have all kinds of different celebrities and all kinds of people come out and be like, dude, they did this to me, or they did that to me, or they did that. And we have a lot of celebrities who have come out and said these things, but they're always disparaged and shouted down and made through the propaganda machine to look insane. And so, you know, dude, I think there's a lot going on here that does not feel right to me. You know, I believe, and I'm a big believer that the government has no right, especially when we're paying them, to withhold information from us unless it is legitimately based around a wartime operation. Right. A strategy.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Yeah. We shouldn't know what's going on in real time in theaters. Yeah, right. We shouldn't know that, like, because that could be leaked and it could cause the lives of. But, you know, anything else. It should not be classified, bro. We. We pay them. Okay. There are employees, servants. That's right. They're public Servants. And there is no place in the Constitution that grants them the ability to withhold the truth from the American people because they want to. And so I don't see, I don't see people gaining trust in the government again until there's legitimately full disclosure outside of the operations of current ongoing military situations. And they might be saying that right now because they might be saying, well, we can't leak this Epstein stuff out because we got so and so on the other team on the hook.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And if we get him off the hook, he's gonna not do what we need him to do.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And so I think there has to be that going on.

[A]

Something. Yeah, I think, I think maybe too, like, maybe they're just trying to figure out, you know, maybe they came to a realization of like, what it really is. It is this operation, this blackmail operation, and maybe they're trying to figure out how they can use it for their benefit. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I mean, bro, they listen options. You don't think Trump knew what the. It was when he was first. First term?

[A]

Yeah, no, for sure.

[B]

They all these guys know what the fuck's going on. They all know. They all know. They all know. They're all part of it. And the reason they don't want to say anything is because if they come out and say, yeah, this is what's going on, well, then people are going to say, well, how come you didn't say anything 10 years ago or 15 years ago? So it makes everybody on their team look bad by not coming out and telling us the truth. And I think they're struggling with that as well.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's interesting, man. We definitely got to keep some, some, some tabs on this situation. And what happens? Hopefully get something soon. I don't know. I mean, has your opinion changed? Do you think it's ever going to be released?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I don't know. It, it. I would have to, I would have to see what they release to believe if it's or not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, and I, I don't. Okay, let me ask you this. I ask you a different way. What do they gain by relate by releasing it?

[A]

I would say all they gain is just the public trust. Public trust.

[B]

Right. And so they're, they're, they're. Okay, I agree with you. So that's the only thing they can gain or they cannot release it and just say, you gotta trust us anyway. So either way, we don't have a choice but to Trust them. You see what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Because they have the, they have the force. So they could be sitting there saying, what are they going to do? Yeah, yeah, because they don't gain anything real by doing it. I mean, they do, but it's such a long term gain that I don't think these people understand.

[A]

No.

[B]

So.

[A]

Well, we shall see, man. Yeah, we shall see. Speaking of public trust, I think they went a little too far in another area. Oh, yeah, Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans. Oh boy. So this just came out literally right before you sat down. I had to fucking let Madot know. I had to add some, some, some things in. Yeah. Trump's national security advisor added a journalist to text chat on highly sensitive Yemen strike plans.

[B]

Well, at least there's some transparency. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So apparently this is in a WhatsApp, so I mean, it's secured, encrypted, whatever you guys want to say.

[B]

Sure it is, as there's such a thing.

[A]

But they're laying out fucking plans to fucking destroy download signal.

[B]

It's totally encrypted. Oh, by the way, we made it. Yeah.

[A]

And so they started this group chat and at first, you know the guy who wrote this article, Jeffrey Goldblum Goldberg, that's who was invited to the group chat and he thought it was at first, he says, u. S. National security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn't think it could be real. Then the bomb started falling and it turned out it was absolutely real, bro. I mean, here's the screenshots. He posted all of this. We got dod, Secretary P. Hess, hexeth, he says VP I fully share your loathing of European freeloading. It's pathetic. But Mike is correct. We are the only ones on the planet on our side of the ledger who can do this. Nobody else. Even close. Question is timing. I feel like now is a good time as any given POTUS directive to reopen shipping lanes. I think we should go. But POTUS still remains, still retains 24 hours of decision space. And then as I heard it, the president was clear green light. But we soon make clear to Egypt and Europe what we expect in return. We also need to figure out how to enforce such a requirement, eg if Europe doesn't. What is that? Remove. What is that?

[B]

Remunerate.

[A]

What the does that mean, remunerate?

[B]

I think reciprocate.

[A]

Why don't you just say that?

[B]

Follow the rules.

[A]

Yeah, just say that. Jesus. Then what? The US Successfully restores freedom of navigation at great cost. There needs to be some further economic gain.

[B]

Who's that?

[A]

Sm, I think that's Stephen Miller.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I believe is who that is. Yeah, they. They named the chat Hooty. PC Small group, but yeah. Everybody's clapping. Good start. American flags, fire emojis.

[B]

Like, bro, they're just like us, bro.

[A]

We just bombed the bro.

[B]

This is just this. We. They're. They're. Dude, this is awesome.

[A]

This is our group chat. This is like, yeah.

[B]

Hey, how should we do this? And everybody talks. I agree. The fire like, dude, that's hilarious, bro. If that shows you that these people are just like you guys, that should show you, like, these people are not superheroes, man. They're not above you. They're not different than you. They're just like you. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I also like to believe, you know, and again, like, I mean, regular dudes, but I mean, these guys are fucking smart.

[B]

Oh. Yeah.

[A]

So I personally, I have a hard time believing that that wasn't intentional.

[B]

I mean, it could be. You know, I'm saying why wouldn't it be?

[A]

Like.

[B]

Well, I'm just saying why would it be intentional? Why would they gain by him telling that journalist that, I mean, one this.

[A]

Given insight that these are regular fucking dudes.

[B]

I kind of like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I kind of like that. Like, that's a very strategic way to let people know, like, fight that one.

[A]

That, that Goldberg dude in the fucking group chat. Watch this.

[B]

Let's fuck with them.

[A]

Like, I would do that.

[B]

Yeah, that's funny.

[A]

I would fucking do that.

[B]

Well, we would definitely do that.

[A]

So. I don't know, man.

[B]

We would do it and make it up, though, and then see if he leaked it. You know what I'm saying? That'd be a good way to catch motherfuckers.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Great. Yeah. Trump just walked around the White House. Nake.

[B]

Bro.

[A]

Eggplant.

[B]

Eggplant, bro. I got real intel about some weird ass shit regarding that.

[A]

About Trump?

[B]

No, about Biden.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fucking with clam chowder.

[B]

What's the name? And Anteater and fucking clamshell. Biden's motherfucking name was Anteater.

[A]

But in it. But. But isn't it because he has a massive dong?

[B]

Yes. Yeah. Because his dick hangs down to his knee, apparently.

[A]

Listen, you know, I'll drink for that one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Good job, dude.

[B]

Apparently they love to have Allegedly such a. Allegedly. They like to, you know, have naked swimming sessions in the White House pool. And.

[A]

And they close it off so then.

[B]

You can figure out how the other one got her name.

[A]

Bro, that's so nasty.

[B]

Hey, I'm. I'm just, you know, I don't. I can't tell you where I heard that, but I heard it.

[A]

What do you think Pelosi's nickname, like codename is?

[B]

I don't know, man. Has like Medusa or something crazy, dude. Like, I mean, bro, who knows? It could be a number of things. I would like to know, though.

[A]

Yeah, I'll be into it. I'm sure we could find out. We got some, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation, man. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. Like, do we. Today is a day of. Of appreciation to the fans. They're. They're just awesome, man.

[B]

Is that every day?

[A]

That's every day Today? Especially Today especially, Especially.

[B]

Extra sauce.

[A]

We got some great people out here.

[B]

Some extra seasoning.

[A]

Yeah, let's. On the potato salad.

[B]

The side of corn drink.

[A]

That's disgusting.

[B]

What?

[A]

Bro, it sounds so nasty. You would drink that too, right? Our first comment, man, we got. We got a new. We got a new listener. New. New listener. This is. This from.

[B]

Oh, so they aren't just all leaving, huh? I'm kidding.

[A]

Oh, yeah, this is at Mary Finlassin. Mary Finlasson just found you. I'm hooked. Thank you very much, Mayor. To which at Neil Mooney said, next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bison hat, pounding down first form drinks, sharing it with all your friends, and telling everyone not to be a hoe. And Alexander Mario said, bro, what took. What took you so long?

[B]

Fair statement.

[A]

It's good people, man. Yeah, this is good people. Mary, welcome.

[B]

Yeah, well, you know, accurate, accurate statement.

[A]

Very accurate statement. Yeah, very, very accurate statement. But yeah, all right. Welcome. Glad to have you, baby.

[B]

Welcome.

[A]

Yeah. Our next One is from at Steven Scott, 1983. After finding first form energy drinks at the local gas station, my wife asked what was so great about them. I calmly looked at her and said, don't be a hoe. The couch is surprisingly comfortable.

[B]

Don't say I never did anything for you, bro. Got you some peace and quiet.

[A]

Oh, that's great. Oh, man, that's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We already got another one. This comes from at Rolling with Ruckus. Andy's meat sticks almost got me fired from my job today. I walked into the break room at work and my co worker slash friend who also watches the show, was eating a first form barbecue meat stick, and I yelled out, you like Andy's meat in your mouth, don't you? Not realizing my manager was walking in behind me. Had to explain that it's an inside joke and explain the show to him. Luckily, he's pretty cool, so I didn't get fired. Love the show. Love the products, especially the screaming freedom energy drinks. Keep up the great work, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.

[B]

That's what's up. You tell your manager he better listen or he's a hoe. Yeah, listen.

[A]

So you. So you're not a hoe for real, but, like, you're. You're being a hoe.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Break it down to him, man. Let his ass know. This next one at Nomad Strategic, when people ask my political opinions, I just Google a picture of Andy.

[B]

As you know, they Google correct political opinions.

[A]

Yeah, right. Yeah, that's it. I bet it's you with the tinfoil hat on. Probably that's rolling around.

[B]

That's why nobody takes me serious.

[A]

Was not idea. So, yeah. Now, I couldn't let this go without giving you a little bit. A little bit of. A little bit of hate.

[B]

Okay. I like it. I had someone tell me today, and in my DMs, I posted something about being a legend. You know, 99 of people have to eventually admit to themselves that they could have been a legend, and then they're gonna have to, you know, deal with that, and you shouldn't be one of those. And I got a pretty spicy email from someone saying that they were offended. I responded back, I don't care.

[A]

You must have been in that 99%, huh?

[B]

Listen, if something I say rubs you the wrong way, you might want to ask yourself, why didn't rub me the wrong way. Rub me just the right way, bro. I don't understand why people think that. Like, I give a. Yeah, well, they're so.

[A]

I mean, people are entitled to their.

[B]

Opinion for sure, and that's fine. Disagree with me. I'm not gonna, like, don't care. You. That's your. That's America, bro. That's your opinion 100. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if this classifies as.

[B]

Hey, I mean, it might be wrong.

[A]

Yeah. Who? Their opinion? Yeah, their opinion is always wrong.

[B]

Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying might to be nice. Anyway, let's see what they got.

[A]

We got a res 84. This show becomes more anti Israel by the minute.

[B]

Well, I'M not, I'm not anti anything. I'm just reporting what I see. You know, if that makes you, if the things I say make you think that, you know, you should be against Israel, then, you know, I'm just reporting what I observe, bro.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

It's not anti anybody. I'm American first. Like, I don't, that's it. I don't care about Israel, I don't care about Ukraine. I don't care about those things until we are good. That should be a very simple concept for people to understand. Like, it's not about what I, I, you know, anti. I'm anti all those. So let's be clear. I hate everybody the same. Yeah.

[A]

I hate everyone equally.

[B]

Yeah. You can't be all the names if you are equal in your hatred.

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

Right. And so I love America. I love the people here, the real Americans, not the ones that shouldn't be here. I'm worried about them and I think that's the way that we should be thinking about things until things get better here. I don't really know how, I don't really know how that's so hard to understand or a position that you could actually argue with as an American citizen. I mean, drive through our cities, look at our infrastructure, then look at other countries infrastructure and their cities. We are not the greatest country in the world in terms of what we have to offer in our, the way our cities are being run, the prosperity of our people at this time. It's just truth. And there's a lot to fix here. And I don't really understand how, you know, people get wound up. I don't think he's wound up. I think he's just seeing what he observes. But I mean, I don't think that's hate. I think he's laughing because he's probably like, hey, you're way behind. No, I'm not way behind either, bro. Like, I'm a reasonable human. I'm not going to jump in and say it's this race of people or it's that. That is a generalized statement that does not allow for realistic solutions to present themselves.

[A]

Any real accountability.

[B]

Right. So, you know, it is what it is, man. I don't, I don't. I'm anti all of them. Yeah. I don't know how hard that is. I've said that. Like, I said that on October 7th.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I said it when Ukraine happened. I've been saying it the whole time. I'm, I'm probably the only person that's been consistent in their viewpoints the entire time I give a about our country and our people and what's going on here. And if we used our tax dollars that we all work very hard for to produce for them, if they were used here, our country would look much differently. Our people would be more prosperous, they would be healthier. America really would be great. And that's what I'm about. I'm not about anything else. And once, once our home is in order, then we can take a look at everybody else's.

[A]

That's real, man. That's real. Hope that helped out. Erez84 well guys, we do appreciate you for being the real last fans you guys are. Keep liking commenting, make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell. Notification on the YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from laf. That being said, let's get to our second set of headlines here. This is interesting. You like Rolls Royce?

[B]

I do, right?

[A]

You got a Coley, you got the Wraith? Yep. Rolls Royce, you know, they don't just make cars. They make a lot of other things. They make jet engines. They, you know, they make some pretty cool. Now, the economy has been shifting and, you know, a lot of tariffs are out. We got another round set to go next week as well. Um, and with that being said, Rolls Royce planning to shift production to United States to avoid Trump tariffs. They're coming here, baby. They're coming here.

[B]

I doubt it.

[A]

You don't think so? You don't think so? Yeah, well, I mean, we'll see. British engineering giant Rolls Royce is reportedly preparing to increase manufacturing production in the United States to avoid tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump. London's Daily Telegraph reported that Rolls Royce is currently drafting contingency plans to avoid the impact of trade restrictions imposed by the Trump administration. The plans are said to include ramping up production in America and hiring more workers in the United States. According to the report, the aerospace and defense company is considering shifting production from countries impacted by the trade war, such as China, Canada and Mexico, where it currently has around 6,000 workers. Workers. A source told the British broadsheet, quote, if you are making something in countries like China, then you'll be looking at whether you can do it in the United States instead. This is great, though. If it is the case, it sounds amazing. They wouldn't be the first and only to do it. You know, we covered this when it first happened.

[B]

Go back, go back, go back. Hold on.

[A]

Go back to which one, brother?

[B]

The last one. That one. So it's just, just, just for their aerospace division.

[A]

That's what it sounds like. So. But I mean, that's jet engines. That's, you know, propulsion engines, a lot of big stuff like that.

[B]

Well, when you said I doubt it, I meant the cars.

[A]

Oh, got, you know, and by the.

[B]

Way, if you're listening to Rolls Royce, you keep making that stupid ass electric, ain't nobody gonna buy your.

[A]

Yeah, that's real.

[B]

Okay. Real talk. That Spectre thing that you're making is horrible. Yeah, it's terrible.

[A]

It's pretty gay.

[B]

Like, the fuck are you guys thinking? People want that fucking Rolls Royce V12 and that's all they want. They don't want none of this other shit. So until you start making that people want, you can expect that car to continue not to sell.

[A]

Yeah, you wouldn't be worried about terrorists if that was the case. But yeah, no, they're not the first. We covered this when it first came out. This was back, back in February. Hyundai, Kia, they, they're planning to, to move some production here to United States. And then following them, German auto giant Audi looks to move production to the United States as well. So, I mean, dude, these are all jobs coming to the US of A.

[B]

Are they, Are they jobs?

[A]

Maybe. I mean, if, if robots and AI don't get involved.

[B]

Well, they are, that's my point. Yeah, so, but I mean, there's other jobs created up and down the line from that work, so for sure that's true. It's just not the, it's not the.

[A]

The typical blue collar job.

[B]

I mean.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I feel like that, that, like that has to be. Dude, I hope, I mean, Trump's pretty buddy buddy with the AI shit. I hope that he comes out and like puts in some fucking executive order restrictions, bro.

[B]

Well, you can't because if you let that happen, then what about all the other countries that are using it effectively? You see what I'm saying? So like, if China has no restrictions on how they use AI and we do, then we will eventually lose to them. So what should happen, in my opinion, is that companies that minimize the use of AI and prioritize the jobs of actual humans should pay no tax and you should tax the companies that used AI heavier. And this is a mistake that they did with the Internet. When E Comm first started, they actually gave a massive break to the Internet companies because they didn't have to collect sales tax and then they taxed the actual small mom and pop regular businesses that employed people which create an unfair advantage and what they need to do, instead of doing that same thing again, is they need to flip it. And they need to make the companies that use AI as their primary tool of production and employ few people, they should tax those companies heavily. And people who prioritize the use of actual humans, certain percentages of actual humans should get some. A massive tax break. Like. Like no tax.

[A]

Yeah, that. Dude, that would. That sounds like a very simple plan.

[B]

That's how it should be.

[A]

That's how it should be. Yeah.

[B]

It won't be that way, but that's how it should be.

[A]

Yeah. Well, we shall see. But let's get in. Talking about how these crazy leftists are losing their. I think that'd be a good combo to have.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

First we're gonna check in on our wonderful, brilliant, intelligent Jasmine Crockett. Oh, yeah. Back in the new.

[B]

Fucking genius.

[A]

She's so awesome, isn't she? Oh, yeah, yeah. She's just out there threatening for people to fucking die and get assassinated. She decided to go off on musk. Let's check this clip out. Politicians. So I'll make sure that I keep it short, but I am truly here for very selfish reasons, starting with on March 29th.

[B]

It's my birthday, and all I want.

[A]

To see happen on my birthday is for Elon to be taken down. Yes. Listen, I have learned as I serve on the Doge Oversight Committee, that there is only one language that the people that are in charge understand right now, and that language is money. And so I've been so proud to see us organized behind a cause.

[B]

Was there any other language these people understand?

[A]

Yeah, that's about it.

[B]

I mean, that's what the. That's the problem. What? What?

[A]

Yeah, you know, I mean. Yeah, well, I mean, Bondi called her out, so she needs to check carefully because, dude, they've all been ramping up this. I mean, it's not nothing new. Like the way these people, like, talk about, you know, there's certainly a double.

[B]

Standard about what they can call for and what conservatives can call for.

[A]

Right. With zero repercussions.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

Zero.

[B]

Zero. Yeah. And they've been doing it for a long time. And, you know, this call to, you know, fight people and. And destroy property and all of these things, those are, in fact, a coordinated act of terror.

[A]

100.

[B]

I had an. I had a guy reach out to me and say, well, that they're, you know, that. That one guy is going to get 20 years. I made fun of it on my page. Yeah, he's crying. Well, that's what happens when you do things like this. And these people have not been held accountable for so long, and they've continued to press and press and press and press. And you have all these Hollywood people talking about assassinating the President, blowing up the White House. You know, if you see somebody in person that's. That's a Trump supporter, you should go confront them.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And all this. And dude, like that, that all, that's all, that's all incitement of violence and destruction, and none of that should be allowed at all.

[A]

That's not freedom of speech. That's not like, no, bro, that's terroristic.

[B]

Well, dude, if you were conservative and you say things like that, they put you on a list, they come see at your house.

[A]

Couldn't fly.

[B]

Yeah. Or, you know, like one of these guys the FBI has raided over the last number of years, and they actually killed him during the raid.

[A]

Right.

[B]

There's been a handful of those situations.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Okay. And those situations come from people voicing similar things to what these people say, but these people get away with it. And the fact that Maxine Waters has been able to say the she said in public, and then, you know, we got Cori Bush want to be here, you know, because that's all she is. You're a character, lady. You're a character. The Democrat Party has chosen to replace the voice of Cori Bush because Cori Bush's behavior was unpalatable to the average American.

[A]

Yeah, well, she's going to jail too, by the way. Her husband just got indicted.

[B]

Well, she should.

[A]

Boyfriend, whatever we're gonna call him for still.

[B]

But all they did was switch out someone who was not palatable for someone who's a little more palatable. And they're giving her the attention now, you know, and she's too stupid to realize that she's a character in the play. You know, they don't give a about you, lady.

[A]

She doesn't get it at all. No, I said, you know, she does. She doesn't get it.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

You know, but. But maybe, maybe the accountability won't come from, you know, the government. Maybe it just has to come from the people. It sure seems like Elon Musk is starting to take that trend. He. He just. And to my knowledge, I believe that he actually is filing or has filed, filed at the time of this recording, a lawsuit against one of the ex squad members, Jamal Bowman, because Bowman called him a Nazi and a thief on cnn. Check this clip out. That's not true. And this shows, again, the American people Do not trust Elon Musk. And Elon Musk is incompetent in his position. And how do we know?

[B]

Because they fired tens of thousands of people.

[A]

Was challenged in court.

[B]

The court said the people have to go back, and now the people are coming back.

[A]

He's incompetent, he's a thief, he's a.

[B]

Nazi, and people don't trust him, period.

[A]

Let me just. Yeah, and so to that response. To that response, Elon Musk said, quote, I've had enough lawsuit inbound. I say you sue the. Out of him. Like, take everything from him, bro.

[B]

Well, I mean, that's, you know, I.

[A]

Mean, dude, like, this, like, bro. And like, for just somebody just coming in saying, like, hey, well, if that's.

[B]

The case, then the American people should start a class action suit against Kamala Harris for saying it on the presidential campaign, calling all Trump supporters a Nazi.

[A]

Yeah, 100 I'd be down to get in that lawsuit. I mean, you know, dude, it's. It's sick that's happening. Like, I mean, even just today, they just. This happened down in Austin, Texas. They found several incendiary devices, bombs planted at a Tesla dealership, bro. Yeah, I'm like, I mean, at what point do we say, okay, all right, well, what.

[B]

What point do we as citizens start handling these problems as they arise on our own?

[A]

That was my point.

[B]

Like, okay, so if they're gonna call all this and say all this and tell everybody to do all this, maybe we shouldn't be so passive in allowing them to do so. Just a thought.

[A]

It's a thought exercise. It's a. It's a great thought exercise. There. Now, another news going on.

[B]

I mean, if I were writing a movie about this, and the plot line was, we have a group of people who are putting bombs in places and destroying property and calling for violence. You know, the. The next step would be the quote, unquote, resistance or the defeat of these people. And that only happens one way. And so, you know, I don't know, maybe in that movie, you know, like, you would catch these people doing this, and you would deal with them to the point where they wouldn't do this anymore.

[A]

Couldn't do it.

[B]

I don't know. America used to be a place like that in the movies. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I bet that movie's better than Days of Thunder.

[B]

You know what? You might be right about that. Yeah.

[A]

But. Yeah, man. So. So, I mean, all of this is going on, and I want to throw this story here. It's kind of sidelined. It's a little weird. A boy, Harry. Harry Sisson, who apparently he's a fucking ladies man, but apparently he's a fucking creep.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Democrats favorite influencer, Harry Sisson accused of tricking 11 women, including an abuse survivor, into sending explicit photos via Snapchat.

[B]

How do you trick them?

[A]

Yeah, I, I call BS on that. But, I mean, we got some, some, some. Some of his things right now. There's a whole. It's trending on. On Twitter. It's trending everywhere right now. And it's 11 women that are all, like, came together and they're like, putting out these.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

With screenshots and everything.

[B]

All right, let's see it.

[A]

And the allegations suggest that citizen manipulated these women by claiming he had no roster and respected them for more than their bodies, with one accuser being a domestic abuse survivor. Quote, Harry Sisson convinced 11 different women that he had no roster and respected them for more than their bodies, while persuading them to send explicit photos of themselves through Snapchat, including one from a domestic abuse survivor. So here's one of the screenshots from Cisco. Quote, you definitely have a lot to offer. No doubt. I think right now I can't do exclusivity. Not because I'm getting nudes from a bunch of girls or girls and stuff. I don't hook up with anyone ever. But because I just don't think I'd be able to commit 100% to someone or to something. Also, since we live in different states, exclusivity would be hard. So I'm not balancing a bunch of girls at once. My mind and energy are just other places right now, and I don't have much more to give. This is another screenshot. He said, God, that ass is fat. End quote.

[B]

When he said that to them. Harry's a little sniper, bro. Is there more?

[A]

No. I mean, that was. That was about it. She continued saying that when the women discovered each other one by one, he called them all insane and attempted to coerce one of them into telling the public that the photos were fake. Several. And they've. I mean, all the screenshots are out there. Several women have come forward with detailed accounts. Carly Hosh shared in a viral video that Sisson wooed her from the beginning, convincing her he respected her and had no plans of objectifying her.

[B]

So she responded by sending him nude photos. Yeah, you're not going to objectify me, so here I'm going to objectify myself.

[A]

Yeah, right, right.

[B]

I mean, let's be real Dude, I'm sorry. And this going to. If this makes people mad or not, but trying to blame someone for something that you did. You're the one that took the photo. You're the one that sent the photo. And if you're embarrassed about it, that's fine. But he didn't trick you.

[A]

They're right.

[B]

You know, like, that's, that's. And this is more of this me too nonsense. Like this dude's on the Internet talking to a bunch of girls. He's 20, by the way. I don't even like this. I'm over here defending him.

[A]

I thought he was gay, bro.

[B]

I was pretty sure, too. I'm actually kind of happy to find out.

[A]

Yeah, it's good for him.

[B]

Yeah, but Harry, what the man, like, but I mean, let's be real, dude. You know, this, this, this idea that he's. That these girls are somehow the victim when they did this. You know, one's an abuse survivor. Well, then she should know not to do that. Yeah, so where is the personal accountability on that side of it?

[A]

I agree.

[B]

So that doesn't exist. I mean, that's. That's where I'm at with this. I mean, look, man, does that make what he's doing right? No, but I mean, so he forced you to go take the photos and send them to him.

[A]

You're right. Right, right. He hacked your phone and present. Well, I'm just saying, like pictures and.

[B]

Then where's the responsibility of. Of women when it comes to this in this scenario?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, to me, this is leftover residue from that MeToo movement that happened five, six years ago. That still exists in the liberal society.

[A]

It does. They still use it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They use it on themselves.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

So, you know, like, dude, the guys. What is he. How old is he? How old? Harry Sisson.

[A]

How old is Harry Sissa?

[B]

25, 24.

[A]

He's somewhere around there. He's young.

[B]

22. What is he? 23. 23.

[A]

23 years.

[B]

Okay, so this dude who's 23 years old, who's looking at all the. I mean, I'll be real. I don't know. I couldn't speak because the. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that one side is better looking than the other side, for sure. Okay. So, you know, just being honest. So, Harry, I don't know what pond you're fishing in over there, bro, but the pond's much better over here. And by the way, I don't think you'll get me toed. Yeah, right over on this side of the thing. So, you know, I think it's a good time for you to switch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And like, come to reality and, you know, realize that the money, what you're getting paid isn't worth. They already hate you. Look at you. You're a villain.

[A]

Yeah. You're a bad guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, I woke up and I'm no longer affiliate. I can't trust this party no more.

[B]

Well, dude, I mean, what do you guys think?

[A]

God, that ass is fat.

[B]

Look at his smile.

[A]

Here, we got to work on your game a little bit.

[B]

Look at his smile.

[A]

Yes, we gotta work on your game. Yes, gotta work on your game.

[B]

That's poor form.

[A]

That's bad form.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, I love you so much. I would never objectify. Use please send nudes. God, that ass is fat.

[B]

Dude. I'm just saying, like, you gotta work.

[A]

On your game, bro. Back in my day.

[B]

Listen, you can't have standards that are conveniently applied in certain scenarios because you want them to be. And, you know, we have to have personal responsibility. You know, you took the photo, you sent the photo. It's not like he shared the photo on the Internet, which would be illegal. I mean, is he being a dirt bag? Yeah, but I mean, what? 23 year old dude in a dirt bag?

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

I mean, come on, man.

[A]

That's true, bro.

[B]

This is probably the first set of titties you ever saw. You know what I'm saying? He's like, I need to see more. This actually worked. They sent me the picture. Yeah, bro, I think, I think, you know, he's about to switch teams, bro.

[A]

Yeah, bro, you might. Well, I'm glad. I mean, I honestly, I'm glad that he's, you know, he's on our team. You know what I'm saying? Apparently on this team, at least I really thought he was gay.

[B]

You know, I can't. I've seen a lot of Harry, sis, and I actually think the guy's kind of funny. Like, he's ridiculous. Like he. You could tell. Like he doesn't. He's. I'd have him on the show for real, bro. It'd be funny as you know.

[A]

Harry, who was your favorite?

[B]

I don't know, man.

[A]

Yeah, man. Hey, it's all right. I get it, I get it.

[B]

But I can't believe I'm over here sticking up for Harry Sisson, bro. Am I doing that day would ever come. I didn't either. Yeah, but like, bro, I'm not about to let some, you know, some dude. Yeah, right, is right.

[A]

Is right.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Is right.

[B]

If you don't want people to have nude pictures, don't send them. It's pretty simple, dude.

[A]

I think that, like, that's. That's. That should be an expectation. Like an expected consequence, you would think. And, like, he didn't say. He didn't share him out.

[B]

No.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? He was just admiring.

[B]

Clearly. God, that ass is fat.

[A]

How fat was it here?

[B]

What do you think?

[A]

I gotta ask you.

[B]

Well, apparently, if it's over there, it's probably pretty fat.

[A]

It has to be pretty good. Yeah.

[B]

But in not a great way.

[A]

He's blushing.

[B]

Yeah. He's, you know, wild. That's his first thing. Man. Welcome to manhood.

[A]

Yeah, man.

[B]

Pretty soon he's gonna be talking logic. Yeah, that's what I'm not that nonsense.

[A]

Testosterone's rising. Yeah, that's what it is.

[B]

That sounds like a movie. Yeah.

[A]

Testosterone Rising Music featuring Harry Sisson. Hell, man. Oh, Harry, we got some more to destroy here real quick. This is actually a really great.

[B]

I mean, he told him he didn't want nothing with him.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you still. And you still sent the nudes? Yeah.

[B]

Hey, man, I. I'd have to see more than this screenshot to think he did, you know, something wrong.

[A]

Yeah. So, I mean, he's just trying to be a little. Ladies, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Harry, just make sure they're actually ladies, bro.

[B]

What's a woman?

[A]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

I mean, Harry, what's. I mean, bro, we gotta get. How do you know, bro?

[A]

Questions, man.

[B]

You're not allowed to ask. How do you know? How do you know it wasn't his tuck job, you know?

[A]

Is that really what it looks like?

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

I can't wait till the culture gets back to, like, being funny. Like, for real. I mean, you know, clearly we are making it funny again. But the rest of the people. I'm talking about, like, all these stiff.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, bro, when I grew up in the 80s and 90s, dude, it was like, big trucks and beer and bikinis and masculinity was awesome. You know, they taught you you wanted to win, not it was, you know, bad to win. Women had fun, men had fun. Now we got all this stupid. But I feel like we're going back.

[A]

We're getting there.

[B]

I feel like we're going back slowly but surely. I'm excited about it.

[A]

Yeah, we're getting there, man. We're definitely getting there. I'll be okay with. With, like, the bush coming back too.

[B]

The Bush? Yeah, the bush.

[A]

Yeah, the bush.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You know, I mean, teach their own. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody's got different things they like. Yeah, it has been a while since that's been a thing.

[A]

It's been a minute. Yeah, dude, I remember. I remember finding one of my grandpa's magazines once.

[B]

Yeah. You were like, what the going on down there?

[A]

Why is there so much hair down there?

[B]

It's called nature.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Bro, I dated this girl one time, bro. Who her dad. Like, I swear to God, bro, this is a real conversation. Her dad was up, dude. He used to drink all the time. And he sat. He's sitting there and I'm sitting in his fucking living room, and it's me and him and his wife, and the girl I've seen at the time was not there. And he's fucked up and he's like, so, Andy, do you like, like full bush or like, like. And I'm like, hold on, hold on. I'm like, sitting there like, what the he talking about? Is he talking about, like, bush beer? Like, do I like bush light? What's he talking about? He looks over at his wife. He's like, I like full bush, don't I? And I'm like, wait, well, good thing.

[A]

You didn't say Heineken. He would have thought you were gay.

[B]

Dude, dude. And then he gives me this 20 minute lecture about how it's. It's more natural, it's, it's, it's healthy and it's more natural. And I'm just like, this is the most awkward conversation I've ever had in my life, bro. I didn't, I didn't. You know, I didn't reveal my preference because that would have been no matter what I say, it'd be bad, right? But I felt like I was getting set up.

[A]

Yeah, right. No, I would. Yeah, you like bush? I like, I like Dennis, actually.

[B]

Yeah. Do you like full bush? I'm like, full bush. Like, bush heavy.

[A]

Yeah, right, right.

[B]

Like, what the you talking about? And she's sitting right there, bro. And he's weird. It was super weird.

[A]

So weird.

[B]

Yeah, man, it was so weird. It was 20 years ago. I still think about it.

[A]

I mean, that could be traumatizing.

[B]

Absolute. That's real trauma, dude.

[A]

Geez, man.

[B]

That's real trauma.

[A]

That's wild, man. I got some other trauma for you.

[B]

Yeah?

[A]

Yeah. Libs are being exposed to more, not just Harry here. Okay, let's check in on aoc. AOC tries to broaden her appeal within Democrat base spoiling for a fight. So you got aoc, you got Bernie Sanders, and they're going to save the Democratic Party also. They don't know that yet, but they're going to try. Yeah. Bernie Sanders stepped onto a stage in downtown Denver, surrounded by tens of thousands of cheering supporters and what he described as the biggest rally he had ever addressed. The Vermont senator put his hand on the shoulder of the woman who had introduced him, a signal for her to stay on the stage, saying, quote, she has become an inspiration to millions of young people. Sanders said of Alexandria Oscillo Cortez, recounting her biography from a girl who helped her mother clean houses and later became a bartender before emerging as a political insurgent who ousted a powerful New York Democrat in the U. S. House primary. The crowd began a chant of her well known moniker, aoc. Aoc. Now here, here is the picture. This is like, it's just a screen grab of the, of the rally. Bernie Sanders said. The video, it was a video drone footage basically of it. Bernie Sanders tweeted this out. The video speaks for itself. 34, 000 people out in Denver. Largest political rally there since. Since 2008. The message is clear. No to authoritarianism. No to oligarchy. No to Trumpism. We are ready to fight back. Now it's on to Tucson.

[B]

Oh, you gonna fight back? Fuck you gonna do, bro?

[A]

With just 34,000 people?

[B]

That's not 34,000 fucking people. That's like maybe at tops. Fuck, four to five thousand people. Mm. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I mean, dude, we get, we get, yeah, we get Summer Smash, that looks like that. You know, it's probably that size at Summer smash. Or that might be a little bit bigger just because it's a longer run.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

But I mean, that is Summer smash. I think we usually have like 3,000, 3,500, 4,000. That looks a little bit bigger.

[A]

Yeah, well, here's the interesting thing.

[B]

I want to actually, I don't even know if it's bigger because it's skinnier. Like, it's just hard to, it's hard to tell.

[A]

Hard to really judge that.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

So we need some hard data here, right? We need some facts, right?

[B]

Oh, do we have some. Oh, we, we know. How many people were there?

[A]

Do we have some?

[B]

It was my guess on point.

[A]

No, it was a little bit, it was a little under. The, the. The actual data was, was a little bit over. That's still under 34, 000. Yeah, I mean it wasn't 34000 people there, but enters the suruga. Okay, now he has a. An amazing piece on this. Tweeted this out. GPS. Here we go again. There were 20,189 devices. Still a large crowd, but not even close to the 30000 quoted in Denver newspapers. Nor the 34000 quoted by Bernie Sanders and AOC. Here's where it gets weird though. Who are these people? 84% of the devices present had attended nine or more Kamala Harris rallies, Antifa BLM, Pro Hamas or Pro Palestinian protests. 31% had attended over 20 in the past.

[B]

Yeah, so it's not people from Denver, it's people from everywhere that are paid to be there.

[A]

Right. For more insight, I have a hard.

[B]

Time believing it was that many. Yeah, well, that picture does not look like that.

[A]

Well, he breaks down the data for us. He says for more insight into what data we also look at, in addition to GPS location data would be demographic and psychographic Data using over 6,000 different databases. Examples like the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Pew Research center, market research firms like YouGov, Experian, socialized specialized tools like Esri, TAP, segmentation, etc. Etc. Facebook, LinkedIn X, things like that. But he continues saying additionally by cross pollinating each device with other devices regularly within close proximity to the target device, we're able to build a detailed profile for each target. 90% of those in the above 84% were likely working with one of these five groups and is the reason for their presence. Here's where it gets spicy. Once again, this is based. This is based a very sophisticated algorithm that looks at the behavioral metrics for each device, including the physical one to one proximity to leaders and paymasters from these groups in the past. So here's the organizations. Each receives money from ActBlue and at least three of these receive their money directly from USAID. There's disruption project which is the legal status is unclear.

[B]

Just to clarify.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

Just because three are through the USAID doesn't mean that does not mean that all of them aren't correct. Because they could be funneled through different NGOs and things like that. For sure. Yeah, for sure.

[A]

But we're saying directly funded. Three are directly funded from us, correct? Andy, there's the Disruption Project. That has a nice name, right? That sounds like, you know, some pro America, patriotism loving stuff. Rise and Resist. Um, that's a 501c4 nonprofit Indivisible project. Troublemakers. That sounds like a really good American pro American movement. Right. Troublemakers. Their legal status is for profit. Democratic Socialist of America 501c4 nonprofit. Now again, what does that mean? He is saying 90% the vast majority of that crowd has close proximity either one to one or one to two with one of these five organizations.

[B]

That means they're all paid to be there.

[A]

That means they're paid to be there by who? We are paying for them to lie to us and manipulate what's the actual.

[B]

Optics are pro, right? We're paying them.

[A]

This ain't a new thing. Now for those of you guys, well, I mean who the fuck is this Tony guy, right? Like, I mean you know this is just a guy saying this on Twitter, right? I think that's a fair accusation for anybody to make, but no. Well, who the is this guy? Well, let's dive into. His name's Tony Suruga. He's an investor, a board member, big data pioneer, Intel Ops. He's worked at the CIA. He has a contracting position with them. He's a whistleblower and he runs a very large organization that handles specifically with data. Okay. In a separate post he has pinned to his program profile. My partners and I have been lifetime data scientists. We own the digital ID of every mobile device computer in the United States and have indexed and archived every IP address in the world. Our extensive experience in big and deep data including geo tracking and geolocation makes our dozens of data companies the top authority for providing data to corporations, law enforcement and the United States government. Agencies like the CIA, NSA, DoD, DIA, NGA, NRO, FBI as well as Interpol and foreign intelligence organizations. There are a number of videos documenting these ghost buses as well. Well, this is the same guy that, that tracked all the stuff with the, the stop the Stop the steel in 2020, all the geolocation data there. He's, he runs basically it's a marketing firm that is able to basically advertise directly to people, right. And they take all of this data that he compiles to, to deliver those advertisements. So he knows what the he's doing. He knows data better than literally almost anybody. He's a whistleblower blower. He's, he's called this out for a long, very long time and it's very, very accurate. He also is known for tracking the infamous J6 Bro.

[B]

There's more. He said there's a number of videos documenting these ghost buses as well as a number of nondescript DOJ vans. DOJ vans that dropped off ninja wearing individuals that appear in other videos to have breached the Capitol Cutting fencing, removing barricades, opening doors, and other nefarious behaviors. We also tracked the infamous J6 pipe bomber from one of these vans. DOJ van later, we eventually tracked them to a Virginia metro station where a perfect capture of their vehicle license plate was made. The FBI has all of this information. Shortly after they were alerted, however, AT&T mysteriously accidentally corrupted that and only that particular cell phone user's data.

[A]

That's weird. That's just a coincidence though, Andy. Right.

[B]

DOJ vans dropped off ninja wearing individuals that appear in other videos to have breached the Capitol. Cutting fences, removing barricades, opening doors, and other nefarious behavior. We have also tracked J6 pipe bomber from one of these DOJ vans. If that wasn't clear enough for everybody to hear. So our own government is taking our tax dollars, creating false flags and then blaming people like you and I on our fucking dollars. It's insane. Yeah.

[A]

So what else have they, what other false flags have they done?

[B]

Well, that's a whole topic in itself. They're about to do another one though, I'll tell you that, because the information starting to come out more and more and more and more and more. These people are backed into a corner. And when these people are backed into a corner, bad, big, nasty, black swan style events happen.

[A]

Yeah, it's crazy, man. It's crazy. I mean, this guy, he's on it, bro. Yeah, he did give a little update yesterday saying that 2189 is the number of devices present at any time between 7:00am and 8:30pm so about, you know, a little bit over almost 13 and a half hours there. There were at least that many.

[B]

Yeah. That means people were coming and going.

[A]

Well, it's funny you say that. He says 61 of the devices were only present for 20 to 30 minutes between 5pm and 7pm that's why, that's.

[B]

Why it doesn't look like the 20,000.

[A]

So. Yeah, I mean, at that point, yeah, I mean, it probably was only like 5,000 people. And you know, again, I mean, he's very intelligent. The guy knows what he's doing. He also said, you know, he also addressed a lot of questions in the comments people were asking.

[B]

Yeah, he says the number of devices, President. When the, when the video was made, for example, basing the time on embedded metadata found on a blog post of the same video, is estimated to be approximately 10,500. That could be. Yeah, that could be. It's hard to judge how big that is.

[A]

Wasn't 34. No, no, no, not happening. And he also you know, took care of any. Any concerns or people saying, oh, well, you know, multiple devices, things like that. And he says, quote, many had questions on those attendees with multiple cell phones in an attempt to inflate numbers. Our algorithm remains. Removes connected redundant devices, including watches, sport trackers, iPads, table tablets, etc, So, I mean, the numbers are real. It is what it is. And he also said too, that however, the majority were arriving between 3 and 4pm the event was supposed to start at 5pm lasting approximately 80 minutes, but again, they only stayed for 20 to 30 of that.

[B]

So long enough to what, get the good pictures? No.

[A]

What?

[B]

Get paid?

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true, that's true.

[B]

You got to be there for this amount of time.

[A]

Yeah, we got to get this. I want to get this guy on the show. We got to get him out here.

[B]

I like this guy too.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, like. I mean, the dudes know. He knows his man, he knows the.

[B]

So seems like a good guy to know.

[A]

Seems like a great guy.

[B]

And I'm just saying.

[A]

Can you leave a dick pics, please? Actually, let's have him and Harry on together.

[B]

Oh, yeah, bro. Not tell him and not tell them anything. That'd be funny.

[A]

Yeah. So, Harry, this is Tony. He's. Yo, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Harry, let us know what you. Would you. What you guys think down in the comments.

[B]

That meme's funny.

[A]

Is that the gay dude?

[B]

Harry. Harry. You're fishing in the wrong ponds.

[A]

Yeah, bro. Come to the. The golf of America, baby.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Yeah, man. All right, man, let's keep this cruise moving. We got another set of headlines to wrap up here for the day.

[B]

That fat ass will get you, bro.

[A]

Every time. Every time. Every time. Let's check in on some of our. You know, here's the problem that I've been having. We're going to check. Talking about these illegal migrants, right? They've been trying to use it. I've seen this term start. Start getting used more and more. They don't want to call them illegal migrants. They're calling them residents. Residents. Have you been seeing that shit?

[B]

Illegal residents?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Or just residents?

[A]

Just residents. All these people, these are our residents. These are our neighbors.

[B]

They're.

[A]

They're our friends.

[B]

That's obviously social conditioning for people to start seeing that.

[A]

Dude, it's disgust. Citizens over fucking residents, bro. Fuck off.

[B]

Yeah, fuck off. Yeah. You know, I agree. No argument over here. I mean, I'm just like, what the.

[A]

Like this. This word game that they do it's communist, bro.

[B]

Yeah, of course it's communist. Yeah.

[A]

And like, like, like, again, it's. You got to see it a couple of times to, like, become aware of it. You know what I'm saying? Once you start getting aware, you pick up. You'll pick it up a lot, a lot quicker, you know, but it's disgusting. They're not residents. Okay? Citizens over.

[B]

Well, and also, I think it's important to understand that there is somebody calling the shots, okay? Communism is installed. It's a coordinated effort, and the people who are doing all of the work that are being told to do things are likely just what they call useful idiots. They're just people that are, you know, doing what they're told. I'm just doing my job. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, you know, this is why we see all these videos of these people saying the same things, manipulating the language at the same times, changing the dialogue, all in coordination. It's because whoever's calling these plays and writing these scripts is intentionally installing communism into our country. 100%. You know, redefining the language is a core tenet of communism.

[A]

Yeah, bro. Residents, bro. Yeah, not residents, bro. Or not. But let's talk a little bit about what's happening so far. At the time of the recording, the Court of Appeals, they're hearing arguments, um, in the deportation lawsuit now. The federal judge basically tried to, you know, stop the deportation flights. And it's now in the Court of appeals in D.C. circuit. They're going to hear oral arguments Monday on whether the lower court can properly address the Trump administration's effort to deport Venezuelan nationals via a 1798 wartime law. And so that. That's going on right now. We'll. We'll see what happens with that.

[B]

The thing that Homan was like, well, it doesn't predate the Constitution.

[A]

Does it still follow that? Yeah, you know, but. But Trump tapped in on this judge. Trump goes Nuclear on Conflicted Judge Blocking Deportations to El Salvador. His Monday morning Truth Social post. It's like a cup of coffee, bro. He's always putting some shit out. He went out saying, quote, he should be disbarred. Trump demanded, claiming the judge was almost as bad as the one who presided over another fake case against me. Trump called the latest incident a, quote, miscarriage of justice. We're starting to see some things moving that. You got GOP reps, they're moving to impeach the judge who blocked the federal funds freeze. So, I mean, you're starting to see this. I mean, but that's the Thing, it's like we have checks and balances in this country, per our Constitution, how it's supposed to be set up, right? And, you know, the problem is, like, politically, it's like, you know, you have the one side they hate. They. They love to use it when it's in their favor, but the hate when it's being used against them. And this is a classic example GOP Rep. Specifically, it's a Georgian Republican representative from Georgia, Andrew Clyde. He's formally introducing his articles of impeachment against the Rhode island judge who stopped and halted the freeze of the federal funds. And so, like, that's going through. You know, I feel like they tried to do the same. They did the same exact thing back in 28, in 2016 for term one. But it's like, I mean, at what I think, I think the difference is now it's become so obvious that you have all of these, you know, judges getting in the way of executive power.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Like, in the will of the people. I don't know how. How much longer it can go for.

[B]

It's. I mean, it's straight up activism from the judges. It's not, you know, the lady just is supposed to be blindfolded.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You know, it's not supposed to have bias. And clearly, these. A lot of these district prosecutors, a lot of the judges that have been, you know, placed into power through George Soros, who coincidentally receives $260 million a year. Yeah. Allegedly a year from USAID putting these people into power. I mean, this is. This is the game, right? This is what they're in power to do.

[A]

They're calling. They're calling their coins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, it's. It's sickening, man. I don't know. So, I mean, we'll see, you know, we'll probably know tomorrow. Tomorrow or so what the conclusion.

[B]

We.

[A]

I probably got a couple of days. To be real, what the outcome of that lawsuit and the appeals court chiming in on that.

[B]

Well, what kind of person. We want to keep people here that don't belong here, that are disrupting our cities, siphoning off our funds, committing crimes and doing a whole bunch of shit that doesn't vibe with the culture of this country, bringing their culture here, not adapting to our culture. Who. Who. Why would you want people here? Why would you want that? You know what I'm saying? Like, that's not okay. It's not good for people. Most people don't want it. And if you want to really test that theory, just say, well, why don't you have one living at your house? Why haven't you taken one of these families in? Their tone will change completely instantly. So it sounds like a good virtuous idea. Oh, I'm a humanitarian. Until it becomes, you know, time for those people to take up residence in your house. And so I think if we're all being honest, there isn't very many people that actually want these people here outside the people who are getting paid to say so.

[A]

Yeah, 100, dude. Well, that's people trying to get out the country. Let's talk a little bit about people trying to get in. Still not sure if you saw this. Trans European travelers warned by their countries about u. S. Travel and amid Trump two sex disorder.

[B]

What, what, what are they warned about?

[A]

Several European countries have updated their travel advisories for transgender travelers seeking to enter the United States. Amid president Donald Trump's two sexes executive order and the administration's immigration crackdown. Finland, Denmark, the UK And Germany are all urging cautionary planning for transgender people when traveling to the United States. Quote, when applying for an esta or visa to the United States, there are two gender designations to choose from, male or female. The Danish travel advisory set on the website, brother. Posing this out to the website like it's crazy.

[B]

I don't get it.

[A]

Because apparently on their passports now in their current countries, they can put whatever fucking thing they believe in that day. And coming to the United States, you can't do that no more.

[B]

Well, yeah.

[A]

No, bro, listen, hold on, hold on, bro.

[B]

Let me ask, let me, let me ask a question.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Why should I, as a person who understands real science, be forced to acknowledge that a man is a woman or a woman is a man when I clearly know that they aren't? Why would I be forced to say that? And people will say, well, what difference does it make? You're just accommodating them. Well, because I know the difference. And when I say that I don't know the difference, I'm betraying my own integrity and my own factual knowledge of the truth. And why would they want us to do that? Because it makes all of the other lies potential truth as well. And that's what we're dealing with here. We're dealing with another communist playbook of manipulating language and getting you to admit to things that you know are not true so that you will be more malleable for other things that aren't true and for you to accept them as reality. And, dude, that's what we're dealing with here. I mean, there's dicks. And there's vaginas, bro. That's it.

[A]

Balls and sugar walls.

[B]

Yeah, some people got both. A few. Okay. Like hermaphrodites and.

[A]

Very few.

[B]

Yeah, but that's like. That's it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And just because you cut off your PP does not make you a woman. And just because you have a hole cut into you does not make you a man. It just doesn't. So I. I don't know. And by the way, if a man wants to live as a woman or a woman wants to live as a man, cool. I don't problem with that. Do whatever the you want, but don't force me to acknowledge that something is true that is not true. Yeah, and I think this is the. This is where, you know, I think there's two things at play here. You know, I think one, people don't really understand the actual damage that's created by forcing people or forcing yourself to admit things that you know aren't true. I don't think most people are aware enough to understand that that hurts your integrity. That hurts your belief in yourself. That makes you know that you're a liar on the inside. Those are. Those will drive down self esteem and self worth. All right? And then I also don't think that people are aware that this language is specifically used to manipulate the reality of what can be called truth and what can't be. And I think if people would stop and really just think about that and not just immediately dismiss it and be like, oh, that's. That's ridiculous. No, it's not ridiculous. You're ridiculous for thinking there's anything other than what science says there is. There is no third species of human.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There's no fourth gender or fifth gender. You all sound insane. And you want to know why the Democrat Party is going to get crushed from here on out? Because they continue to triple down and quadruple down on this, trying to get the United States to be a globalist nation, when in reality, bro, the United States is a nationalist country. And that's what it's going to be. And there ain't going to be enough. Listen, people have been polite here. They've been. They've been reserved here. And if these, you know, global forces continue to push here, there's going to be bad things that happen here, and it's going to come from the citizens. That's reality, dude. And so maybe that's what they're trying to do. Maybe they're trying to incite some sort of violence, but, you know, let's look at the mass shootings and let's look at the violence that's been created over the last however many years. It's come not from right wing extremists or white supremacists or any of this domestic terrorists. It's come disproportionately from people who are manipulated to the point where they don't even know what the fuck they are. Okay. And if I were them, I'd be upset too. But where's the violence actually coming from, you know? So how long are Americans going to take that violence or the threats of violence? Did you see the video of that preacher on San Francisco street and the trans woman came up, put a gun to his head. Oh, I saw something and then ran off? Yeah, bro, listen, you're gonna do that, you do that in San Francisco, that's fine. There's probably not a lot of people, but you do that here, somebody will kill you, bro. Like real talk, like, they'll kill you. And there's going to be a lot of around and a lot of finding out because these people have been told that this is their reality and this is the way it is. And now they're having to reassess what actually is, is going to be accepted as reality. And if you were someone who was of the belief that we are going to have unlimited genders and everybody is going to forget about the truth of science and you now find out that that's not going to be accepted and not that you wouldn't be allowed to live that way, but that, you know, you wouldn't get to call yourself that in legal documents because it's not true.

[A]

Right.

[B]

These people's worldview has now been altered pretty tremendously, which is going to cause them, in my opinion, to, to. There's a couple things. One that will cause them to be more prone to, you know, lashing out.

[A]

Yeah, I was about to say more, more instances of the same they've been doing.

[B]

Yeah. And you know, these people also, on the other hand, have not been held accountable for any sort of breaking of the law for a long time. So you combine those two issues together. Unless citizens are willing to stand up to these people, they're gonna. There's going to be a lot of these that go off the rails. So.

[A]

No, it's real, bro. It's just, it's such a crazy. And like, I think that's the, like that's, that's the piece that always got like. It's such a very simple concept. Right. Like, bro, my, my it's ridiculous. Talking about my two year old knows.

[B]

I know the difference. It's ridiculous to even acknowledge as an argument. But unfortunately we have to because it ain't that simple. Yeah, no, it's not.

[A]

And it's so crazy. There's a video. This dude, like, goes around trolling them and. And.

[B]

Well, let's be real, bro. You know, when I was coming up, bro, there was just people that were ugly. You're ugly now. People that don't take care of themselves. And you know, they. They buy a pair of glasses. They all got the same glasses. They're either coming blue and red and pink. Okay. Or clear sometimes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know, they wear them and they make themselves look as unattractive as possible. And then they say they're. Are they them?

[A]

Don't talk about me.

[B]

You know, when I was coming up, there was people like that that looked similar to that, but, you know, if they wanted to look different, they just started working out, eating right, and they felt a lot better about themselves because they were doing something that they actually earned.100.

[A]

Make it convincible, bro. Like, you're not even. You're not fooling me, man.

[B]

I mean, there's a couple on the Internet that I've seen where they've been. Like, I've seen a couple. Holy. Like, that looks like girl.

[A]

Yeah, I've seen a couple.

[B]

You know, and then, and then, and then you got these people arguing. Those people arguing. Well, I don't know if I should actually tell someone. Bro, you get killed for that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, you know, I don't see what the big deal is. Well, because, dude, like, if you're not gay and you reach down and you get a handful of dick and no one ever told you about it, you're gonna be pissed off, bro. I mean, real talk, you're gonna be mad. You're not just gonna go with it and be like, oh, yeah, like, I don't know what the fuck you guys you're thinking, man. Like, you know, like, oh, you know what? It's okay this time.

[A]

Or vice versa. You reach down, you pull up a handful of petroleum jelly.

[B]

It's like supposed to be there. What are you talking about? What happened to you?

[A]

Impossible, bro. I don't.

[B]

You mean the man made? Kind of.

[A]

The man made. Yeah, like, you know, they gotta. They gotta lubricate that. They don't naturally lubricate. They got. They gotta keep it stuffed with like, petroleum jelly.

[B]

And bro, listen, there's a. There's a reason there's A reason why it's hard to find actual photographs of the butchery that happens during these circles.

[A]

It's bad, man.

[B]

Right?

[A]

It's bad.

[B]

It's hard to find act even on Google and it's hard to find them.

[A]

Why won't they show you that?

[B]

Because it's so appalling that like, dude.

[A]

Well, there's plenty of videos and pictures of like open heart surgery.

[B]

Listen, these people are butchering people's genitals, bro. They're never going to get that back. Imagine if you were a 17 or 18 year old boy who was convinced that you were a girl because your parents told you that and your teachers told you that and it was the quote, unquote trendy thing to do. And you're 18 and you cut off your dick and then, you know, five years later you're like, wait, what the. What, What? I don't feel like a girl. I don't. This ain't. You don't have no dick, bro. You're gonna kill yourself.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

And they talk about the suicide rates of these people before transition.

[A]

Don't get the surgery, bro.

[B]

It's 46. If you, if you d like, bro. Real talk, real like, you're pretty much guaranteeing you're up in that rate into the 80s and 90s percent by doing this to people because they're going to come to a realization. A lot of them are going to come to a realization later in life that they really themselves up.

[A]

Yeah. 100, man. Yeah, guys. Oh, no. I was gonna tell you about that video. The dude troll. So like he hopped on. This dude's live, right? It's a dude dude thinking he's a chick. Happened was live. And like, I think his cat went by or something in the video and so he was like, hey, what's your cat's name? And the guy's like, oh, his name is like Jeffries or whatever the it is. And he's like, he's like, how'd you know it was a boy? And the trans dude just, he looked at him, he got like pissed because he, he unders like, oh, caught. So we understand it with, with, with cats and. Oh, and you cut his balls off and. But he's still a boy. Oh, oh, that guy's a hero. Personal favorite.

[B]

Well, look, man, I mean, look, this all happened before. History is repeating itself very closely. And I think, you know, people should go back and try to research, you know, where the first transgender surgeries were and who did them. And, you know, you should be able to draw Conclusions from there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What we're dealing with here.

[A]

Yeah. 100 man. Guys, jump in on this convo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. We have thumbs up. We're dumb as. That's where I bring a headline in. We talk about it. Gets one of those two options. But that went on a BJJ tournament.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that was cool. You like to fight a little bit.

[B]

Different than a BJ tournament.

[A]

What'd I say?

[B]

Well, he went to bjj. Just saying.

[A]

Is that not what I said?

[B]

That is what you said. I'm just saying there's a difference.

[A]

Oh. Between a BJJ tournament.

[B]

Harry is trying to get himself invited too. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. PBJ tournament's okay too, bro.

[A]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[B]

I'll be the champion of that. That's a fact. I'm declaring myself. Declaring myself the champion now.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

PB&J tournament.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[B]

A king.

[A]

That's fine. That's fine.

[B]

King of PB and J.

[A]

That's fine. That's good.

[B]

And sometimes only J and some O. What? What?

[A]

Wait, I don't. I don't get it.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

But that likes to fight, you know? And so I, I, I, I. I have something you can train with. I have something you can train with, I think, you know, maybe if Andy wants to buy it for you, it's not that much, but we talk about, you know, robots and coming. And now they're fighting Chinese robots. Kung fu moves will make your jaw drop. And they.

[B]

We're so.

[A]

Bro, we are. I'm telling when you watch this, we are.

[B]

I don't know how people can look at this and be like, oh, this is great.

[A]

It's so cool.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

[A]

We're gonna get our asses beat.

[B]

Not me, bro.

[A]

It ain't good. It ain't good, bro.

[B]

I ain't get one of those.

[A]

No, man.

[B]

Bro, what if, like, 40 of them decide they want to come get you, bro?

[A]

They all team up and meet up. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, no.

[B]

Like, imagine you see Elon talking about this. He said, somebody said, are you worried about the robots and, like, extermination of humans? You know what he said?

[A]

He was like, there's 20%. That's a lot.

[B]

So if you have a hundred jelly beans in a jar and 20 of them have cyanide in it, you're gonna. You're gonna eat one.

[A]

You're right. Right, right. 20%. Like, bro, you got 20 body fat.

[B]

Would you eat a jelly bean out of that jar? Would any of you? And now you're talking about all of.

[A]

Humanity so calmly too.

[B]

No, because bro, he ain't thinking right. This, bro.

[A]

Yeah, this is crazy.

[B]

I wish, dude, I wish I would have been born like 30 years earlier because now I'm gonna have to see this. It's gonna be pissed off.

[A]

Imagine, bro, imagine. Imagine like what if, what if.

[B]

No, but look, all these little incels that live in the basement are all gonna have sex with these things, bro. That's a hundred percent, bro. They're gonna.

[A]

They're already doing that.

[B]

We're gonna live in two. There's two different groups of people that are. It's going to be the ridiculous. You know, the people that comment stupid on your Instagram posts live in their mom's basement and suck down Hot Pockets. They're fat as. They're gonna have one of these robots and it's gonna have like.

[A]

They're gonna be destroyed.

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna have, you know, like sex organs and on it. And they're gonna, they're gonna live in the basement. They're gonna.

[A]

All types of oil changes.

[B]

Yes. And then there's gonna be people that are out like doing normal people, bro.

[A]

What if they unionize, bro, and like they just start getting it. Like, like what do you think the black robots are gonna do? You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I feel like this is a trap.

[A]

No, I'm saying like, like what if they all unionize, you know I'm saying like, they start like, want to work for themselves and shit, you know, start up. Start their own little robotic family, like, you know I'm saying? And then we have, you know, history repeats itself. There's gonna be a demographic of those robots.

[B]

Yeah. That's a fact. Yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

That's a trap.

[A]

I'm just saying, bro, it's possible, man. Anything's possible. These are confu.

[B]

Do you think that black robots be beating up the white ones?

[A]

I'm gonna get a white one.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I'm gonna get a white one.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Cuz I ain't got to worry about none of my getting stolen, bro. Like, he's gonna be cool, you know what I'm saying? Help me with my credit score and.

[B]

Yeah, maybe.

[A]

No, never mind.

[B]

What?

[A]

I was gonna get a Jewish one. Help me, help me figure out the finances and man, you know what I'm saying?

[B]

I got no comments.

[A]

I got robotic Rubenstein. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Oh, man, you get yourself an Asian one, bro, you'd be set.

[A]

That's what I'm saying, man.

[B]

You'll be set. You will get a lot smarter.

[A]

No, dude, it'd be great. Yeah, listen, it might be. There's. Listen, I think there's uses in every. In every sector. But regulation. We need regulation because, well, you know.

[B]

Nobody can say about that one.

[A]

No, you can't say. Oh, no, you can't say about Rubenstein, all right? Leave my robot alone, all right? You're anti robotic.

[B]

You didn't do that.

[A]

Stop being anti robotic, man. Yeah, you, bro. Yeah, man. This is the most money I've ever made. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

He writes grants, contracts.

[A]

He's agreeing to Shut the up.

[B]

Oh, my God, bro.

[A]

My application got approved to usaid. It's good, man.

[B]

DJ is going to be rich. Oh, my God, bro, That's so funny.

[A]

Oh, man. But another fight, man. They're fighting. We gotta check the clip out. But this is from a company. It's Unitree. So It's a Chinese company. The Robot's name is G1. Okay? This is G1 practicing. Practicing his Kung fu, Jiu jitsu. Here's a clip.

[B]

No, that's fake. That's AI. Is that real?

[A]

This is real.

[B]

No.

[A]

It'S real. No, this is it. Outside.

[B]

Let's see.

[A]

Oh, wait. Why the.

[B]

Hold on. No, that's not real. That's propaganda. They're trying to tell us that they got robots. Kick our robots asses, bro.

[A]

They might kick our asses.

[B]

That ain't real. No way. Way. That looks AI to me, bro.

[A]

You think so?

[B]

It. It does to me. I mean, AI is pretty convincing.

[A]

It could. I mean, yeah, for sure.

[B]

But I know this. I think we're in trouble now.

[A]

We got kick. Now we got to get some robots to kick their asses.

[B]

I know. I think we're in trouble. All we can do is laugh about it at this point.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, listen, we might be, man.

[B]

I think we are.

[A]

What we got on this?

[B]

Thumbs up, I got thumbs down.

[A]

Okay, because you think a robot made that video of a robot kicking?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, bro. If you. If you go on. If you go on, you know, chat GPT and you have a teach you about AI It'll fucking teach you everything about it.

[A]

That's real. AI teaching you about AI. That's crazy.

[B]

So you think you kick my ass, huh?

[A]

Yes. Well, there's a 20% chance I could.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[A]

Well, guys, hold on.

[B]

Let's. Let's ask it. Let's ask Chat. GPT. All right. If you were a robot, could you kick DJs.

[A]

Ass?

[B]

See what it says? Yeah. Ha. If this is what it says, I'm reading verbatim, you're playing.

[A]

It didn't say ha. It said ha.

[B]

Said ha. Said ha. If I were a robot with legs and combat programming, I'd probably have the advantage. Metal limbs, instant reaction time. Maybe some built in flamethrowers, depending on the model. But hey, you might have heart, strategy. And maybe a crowbar. So who's really winning? Want me to simulate that battle? Yes.

[A]

No.

[B]

You think I'm making this up? Here we go. Title man vs. Machine. Judgment Afternoon. Location, an abandoned warehouse. Rain tapping on the shattered windows. Flickering lights overhead. Oil stains on the floor and tension in the air. Combatants, you wielding a steel crowbar, a hoodie soaked in. Man knows me. A hoodie soaked in. Rain, adrenaline pumping. Eyes locked on target, massive schlong. Me? You added this. You added this. No, no, it says it right here. Me, Robot, GPT9000. Eight feet of alloy plating, growing red, glowing red sensors. Advanced martial arts chip. Sarcasm module fully engaged. And then it goes through the rounds, bro. Round one, stare down. Round two, up close and personal. Round three, anal rape.

[A]

I guess it's not perfect.

[B]

It must be a prison robot.

[A]

Well, you didn't say who was getting it, bro.

[B]

I'm serious. It says all that? Most of it.

[A]

Most of it, yeah. Right, right. Most of it. Yeah. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I got, man.

[B]

All right, guys, don't be a hoe.

[A]

Show the show. Yeah. We're from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze up. Bow up stove counted millions in a cold, bad, booted swo. Got her own bank roll, can't fold. That's a no head shot case.

[B]

Close.