862. Andy & DJ CTI: Sen. Cory Booker’s Marathon “filibuster”, Trump Tells Inner Circle That Musk Will Soon & Judge Dismisses Eric Adams Case

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella Episode 862: Andy & DJ CTI: Sen. Cory Booker’s Marathon “Filibuster”, Trump Tells Inner Circle That Musk Will Soon & Judge Dismisses Eric Adams Case Release Date: April 3, 2025

In this dynamic and engaging episode of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, host Andy Frisella (#100to0) teams up with DJ CTI to delve into a variety of pressing political and social issues stirring the nation. The duo combines insightful analysis with their characteristic humor, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of current events. This summary captures the key discussions, critical insights, and notable moments from the episode.

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1. Georgia Dad Arrested for Leaving Kids at McDonald's

[04:13] Andy:
A deeply emotional segment opens with the story of Chris Lewis, a 24-year-old father arrested in Georgia for leaving his young children unattended at a McDonald's while attending a job interview. Lewis, despite lacking a car, chose to leave his kids in the restaurant's indoor play area to prevent them from walking home alone.

[05:36] DJ CTI:
Expresses frustration, stating, "The mom couldn't watch him for half an hour while he went to an interview to try to better their lives."

[07:20] Andy:
Highlights the positive community response, mentioning Antonio Brown's efforts to support Lewis through social media and a GoFundMe campaign nearing its $50,000 goal. Brown's initiative underscores the importance of community support in times of crisis.

[08:06] DJ CTI:
Cautions against simply donating money without ensuring it’s used wisely, emphasizing the need for financial guidance to prevent mismanagement of funds by those who receive aid.

Notable Quote:
"Sometimes people just need help. Happy to help Chris and his family get a stable life." – A.B. Antonio Brown [08:10]

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2. Sen. Cory Booker’s Marathon Filibuster Against Trump’s Agenda

[12:13] Andy:
Shifts focus to Sen. Cory Booker’s unprecedented 25-hour filibuster aimed at blocking President Trump’s legislative agenda. Booker becomes the first African American senator to set such a record, sparking intense debate over its efficacy and motives.

[13:48] DJ CTI:
Criticizes the filibuster as a self-serving act rather than a genuine attempt to address issues, describing it as a mix between strategic political maneuvering and clichéd rhetoric.

[15:37] Andy:
Points out the broader implications of such political tactics, suggesting that filibusters symbolize a departure from problem-solving towards personal acclaim within Congress.

Notable Quote:
"If you're not trying to solve the problem, you don't belong in Congress, period." – DJ CTI [15:37]

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3. Trump’s Trade Policies and the Concept of Liberation Day

[16:03] Andy:
Introduces the topic of Liberation Day, a concept touted by Trump as the end of the world's trade war against America. He discusses the economic data from 2024, highlighting a significant increase in the trade deficit and net imports, amounting to over a quarter of a trillion dollars spent extra.

[18:38] DJ CTI:
Explains the detrimental effects of existing tariffs, such as Japan’s exorbitant 700% tax on imported rice, and how removing these tariffs can strengthen America’s economic independence and security.

[21:24] Andy:
Emphasizes the strategic importance of reducing dependency on foreign goods, arguing that America’s economic weakening over the past decades necessitates immediate policy shifts to ensure national safety and job creation.

Notable Quote:
"Most people can't think that far ahead, and that's not their fault. They're struggling." – Andy Frisella [18:50]

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4. Government Corruption and Transparency: The US Institute of Peace Scandal

[48:54] Andy:
Delves into a bombshell revelation regarding the US Institute of Peace, where significant funds were found to have been misallocated to organizations with dubious ties, including a former Taliban member and an Iraqi group. This revelation is part of a broader pattern of financial mismanagement within federal agencies.

[53:53] DJ CTI:
Links these corrupt practices to the Military-Industrial Complex, suggesting that ongoing conflicts are financially motivated to sustain war economies and benefit elite groups.

[54:02] Andy:
Criticizes the systemic issues within federal agencies, underscoring the urgent need for transparency and accountability to prevent further misuse of taxpayer money.

Notable Quote:
"These institutions fear Elon’s technology-driven audits because they bring sunlight on decades of deception." – Andy Frisella [53:56]

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5. Eric Adams’ Case Dismissal and Judicial Integrity

[79:22] Andy:
Reports on the dismissal of Eric Adams’ case, with the judge ruling in favor of Adams and denying the Department of Justice the opportunity to revive the case. This verdict is seen as a vindication of Adams and a critique of the prosecutorial process.

[81:20] DJ CTI:
Analyzes the implications of the judge’s decision, asserting that it reflects the broader issues within the legal system where political biases may influence judicial outcomes.

Notable Quote:
"Nobody should be prosecuted for things they didn't do." – DJ CTI [80:35]

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6. FBI Gag Order on Hunter Biden Laptop Story

[48:54] Andy:
Highlights newly released FBI chat logs revealing that agency officials imposed a gag order on an analyst who attempted to verify the authenticity of Hunter Biden’s laptop story with Twitter in October 2020. This action is portrayed as an attempt to suppress damaging information ahead of the presidential election.

[65:10] DJ CTI:
Advocates for whistleblowers within government agencies to come forward and expose corruption, emphasizing the moral duty to serve the country honestly rather than blindly following orders.

Notable Quote:
"This is reality. This is not a threat, it's a statement of fact." – DJ CTI [65:10]

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7. Listener Interaction and Community Engagement

Throughout the episode, Andy and DJ CTI engage with listener comments, fostering a sense of community and addressing audience concerns. They read and respond to various comments, ranging from personal anecdotes to critiques of political figures, maintaining an interactive and responsive dialogue with their audience.

Notable Interaction:
Listener from Impact Painting Services remarks:
"My pastor asked where we get our news, and my wife was nervous because everyone around the table said, like, FOX or CNN. And when it was her turn, she said, 'Andy Frisella pastor said, I like Andy.'"

[32:36] DJ CTI:
Responds affirmatively, reinforcing the credibility and influence of Andy’s platform.

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8. Introduction of New Segment: "Put It In"

[67:38] Andy:
Announces the launch of a new segment titled “Put It In,” designed to engage listeners in guessing the source of specific clips. This interactive segment encourages audience participation and adds a novel element to the show’s format.

[69:03] Andy:
Introduces an aggressive and controversial clip to stimulate discussion, demonstrating the segment’s intent to provoke thought and debate among listeners.

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9. Absurdity and Critique of Extreme Wellness Practices

In a lighter yet critical turn, Andy and DJ CTI dissect an April Fool’s-style article promoting urine therapy. The segment underscores the duo’s commitment to debunking pseudoscientific health claims with humor and factual rebuttals.

[73:00] DJ CTI:
Mocks the logic behind urine therapy, emphasizing the irrationality and potential dangers of such practices.

Notable Quote:
"These zealot people hurt more people than they help because they're trying to get people to buy into their little cult of extremism on health." – DJ CTI [72:51]

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10. Final Headlines and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with the discussion of additional headlines related to judicial actions and political endorsements. Andy and DJ CTI continue their critical analysis, urging listeners to remain vigilant and informed about governmental and societal issues.

[97:00] DJ CTI:
Stresses the importance of accountability, asserting, "These people are willing to send your family and your children and your parents to die so that they can make some fucking money."*

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Conclusion

Episode 862 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella is a compelling exploration of significant political events and systemic issues within the United States. Through passionate discourse, Andy and DJ CTI challenge listeners to question authority, advocate for transparency, and support their communities. The episode not only informs but also inspires proactive engagement in societal matters, embodying the show’s dedication to addressing reality with authenticity and fervor.

Key Takeaways:

• Community Support: The importance of grassroots initiatives in supporting individuals facing legal challenges.
• Political Accountability: Critical examination of legislative tactics and their motivations.
• Economic Independence: Advocacy for policies that strengthen national self-sufficiency.
• Government Transparency: The necessity for honest oversight to prevent corruption within federal agencies.
• Judicial Integrity: The impact of unbiased judicial decisions on public trust in the legal system.
• Health Misinformation: The role of responsible discourse in combating pseudoscientific health practices.

Notable Quotes:

• "If you're not trying to solve the problem, you don't belong in Congress, period." – DJ CTI [15:37]
• "These institutions fear Elon’s technology-driven audits because they bring sunlight on decades of deception." – Andy Frisella [53:56]
• "Nobody should be prosecuted for things they didn't do." – DJ CTI [80:35]
• "This is reality. This is not a threat, it's a statement of fact." – DJ CTI [65:10]
• "These zealot people hurt more people than they help because they're trying to get people to buy into their little cult of extremism on health." – DJ CTI [72:51]

Listeners are encouraged to engage with the show by sharing their thoughts and participating in upcoming segments, fostering a community dedicated to uncovering and addressing the realities of modern society.

Transcript

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Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up. Bow up stove. Counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole. Got her own bank roll, can't fold. That's a no head shot case. Close.

[B]

What is up? Guys, it's Andy Purcella and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality. Guys, today we have a bonus. Cruise the Internet. All right? I don't have an intro for that. We got Andy dj.

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Yeah.

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Do what?

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Cruising the Internet.

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Yeah.

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Yep. I like Keith's countdown better than the dots. I just wanted to put that out there.

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You do?

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Yeah, I do. Yeah. It's less like homo sapien in nature.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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That makes no sense. But anyway, Zhan got it.

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That was an intelligent joke. That's all that was.

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No, that he's making. He's laughing at you. Yes, I understand what you're laughing at, bro.

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I thought, I thought, I thought I was up here on that joke.

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No, that was. That was borderline. That was, you know, 79 IQ joke. Yeah.

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So right about average to where it's. You know what I'm saying? Hey, mine is well above that.

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You know, that's. That's a regular. That's a regular homo sapien joke. All right, we got cruise the Internet. Don't forget to share the show. Yeah, don't be a hoe.

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Share the show.

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All right.

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That's right, man.

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You know what? We're doing an extra episode. I feel like, you know, I don't.

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Think after this is just extra, huh? Yeah. Anything we do is extra.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You're lucky you get this.

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Yep. Yeah, I agree. All right.

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Yeah.

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So what's up?

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Some catch your eye out there, huh?

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No.

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Oh, all right.

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Yeah, I'm good. All right, let's do the show.

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Yeah, man, we. We got some crazy. We got a brand new segment for you guys. Got a segment. You guys will see that new segment a little bit later.

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Yeah.

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Courtesy of the podcast team. Actually, everybody decided to put that together, but we'll get to that a little bit later.

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Where are we at with the call ins? We got that set up. We're doing some call in show this. This for next month. Monday.

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Yes. Email your questions in with the phone number, drop in digits.

[B]

We're gonna. We're gonna. So Monday will be our first call in show. Is that how it's gonna work?

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That's what we're shooting for.

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All right, well, send us your questions and Your numbers?

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Yeah.

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All right. So what's happening?

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Yeah, we got a lot of crazy stuff to cover. It's a midweek. Midweek catch up. But let's. Let's see what dots we can connect today. There's some interesting stuff, but before we get to our headlines, got something I need your opinion on.

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Okay.

[A]

Gotta get your take on this. This is like. It's a crazy story. It's a real story. It's verified down in Georgia. We gotta go down to Georgia. Georgia is a nice state.

[B]

Yeah, I like Georgia.

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It's all right. Very historic state, I would say.

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Out of the states that Georgia is in, you know, I think Georgia's in my top 10. Oh, states.

[A]

That's high.

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No, I don't think so. I like Georgia. The countryside is beautiful. They got beautiful, you know, estates down there. They got Stone Mountain. They got Savannah. George, they got the Savannah Bananas. Yep, Savannah's nice.

[A]

A lot of great. Savannah was nice.

[B]

Yeah, Atlanta's nice. People. People talk shit on Atlanta, but I like Atlanta.

[A]

A lot of homo sapiens there.

[B]

Well, you know what I like about Atlanta? You know what I like about Atlanta is that everybody dresses up, man. You go out, there's some classy people out.

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You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Anyway.

[A]

Let'S go to Georgia real quick. This is actually a really fucked up story, but I want to get your take on this, man. Okay, so the headline reads, georgia dad arrested for leaving young kids at McDonald's to attend job interview.

[B]

I saw this, dude.

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Let's dive into it a little bit.

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It's a tough scenario.

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It's very tough.

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Yeah, let's hear it.

[A]

It's tough. So a Georgia father of three was arrested for leaving his young children unattended at a McDonald's to go to a nearby interview. Chris Lewis, who's 24 years of age, allegedly walked with his three kids from his apartment to the restaurant in Augusta just before 4:30pm on March 22, according to the Augusta Press. The youngsters, ages 16 and 10, spent their time alone in the restaurant, which has an indoor play area attached to the dining room. Lewis was seen leaving the fast food joint, returning shortly after to check on his kids before leaving again. Worried customer told police, the outlet reported. Richmond county sheriff's deputies arrived at the restaurant and located the unharmed unoccupied miners who remained inside the store until their father returned. Uh, Lewis returned to the McDonald's just before 6:20pm where police confronted him for leaving his children alone. Uh, Lewis, who doesn't own a car, told Police. He left his children behind because he didn't want them to walk back to his home as he went to the interview, the outlet reported. Police waited inside with Lewis until the children's mom arrived to take her kids home. Louis was arrested and charged with deprivation of a minor. Now.

[B]

The mom couldn't watch him for half an hour while he went to an interview to try to better the their lives.

[A]

Dude, it sucks.

[B]

Listen, dude, this story actually, like, really pissed me off.

[A]

It sucks. Yeah, it sucks, man. Like, I mean.

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And not at him.

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No, I mean, like.

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Like, look, bro, it's a poor choice. Yeah, okay.

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Like, but he could have left him that there. I mean, a thousand other places you could have left him at that. That would have been 10 times worse.

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I mean, he could have taken the interview, put him in the lobby, you know, like, bro, somebody brought their kids to interview and that's all they had to. I would understand that for sure. You know? In fact, I think that's happened a couple times.

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Yeah, dude, it sucks.

[B]

It does suck. And it sucks that, like, okay, the mother couldn't watch the kids for a hour.

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Yeah.

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You know, or. Or. Yeah, dude, it's just. It's actually.

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There's some variables we don't know.

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And now they're gonna probably call family services. It's gonna cause them all kinds of other trouble. This is where the system gets.

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It fails.

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Yeah, it does. It fails these things for sure, bro. And, you know, when you're really at the beginning stages of trying to better yourself, the system is very difficult to work through. And. And, well, why?

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Why?

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You mean?

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It's supposed to, like, you know, be beneficial to people trying to break out the, you know, terrible matrix that, you know, they depend on us being in.

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Yeah. I mean, look, dude, it. It just. It just reinforces all the things we talk about here on the show, man. You know, they want people to struggle. They want it to be hard on people. They want to. You know, the fact that this dude got arrested for this, in my opinion, like, I'm sure it's against the law, but I mean, guys, like, don't. Don't. We. I don't know.

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It's not like he left me. Go get some drugs. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, get a job, man.

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Dude, and it's just, like. It just. Dude, it. I saw it and it bothered me, too, bro.

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It sucks.

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Yeah, it sucks now, but remember, for every one of these guys that we hear about, there's a ton that we don't.

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Yeah, for sure.

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You know, and yeah, bro, this bummed me out when I saw it. Here's a guy who. A young man who's 24, who already has a lot of responsibility in his life for 24, that's a lot. Okay. He's probably not getting any help from anybody. The guy's trying to get a job. I don't know. You know, like, it just. I don't know. It doesn't seem right.

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No, but the good thing is there are good people in this world.

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Yeah.

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You know, and it's always funny, too. Like, the people who, you know, get the most heat or the most hate, they tend to be the ones with the biggest fucking hearts. That's usually how it works. Enters the Real AF Show. We got A.B. antonio Brown. He's doing some really awesome stuff. Yeah, I guess he saw it somehow. He came across it. He put this tweet out saying, anybody know how to get a hold of Chris, would love to help him. And, you know, put the link to the article and stuff. And, you know, that wasn't enough. He then started a GoFundMe for Chris, did an initial funding on it and. And published it using his own personal platform to do so. And other people started jumping in on it. Tony O. Brown started to go fund me for that. Dad that was arrested at his job interview. Father who has struggled immensely. I will be donating. I urge all fathers to do the same. And at the time of the recording, it's almost made it to its goal of $50,000. Is at like 48 grand right now. Maybe, you know, posted a follow up saying almost made it to goal. Sometimes people just need help. Happy to help Chris and his family get a stable life. Spoke to the family. They have been homeless since November, trying to make it. Next up will be helping Chris land a job.

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I like that a lot. The only thing I would say to that is that don't just give them the money and just look, you can't give people large sums of money that have never had large sums of money and expect them to make the right decisions with it. All right? We see this in the NFL. We see this with now in college with nil. And it goes no different for this man. $50,000 more money in this dude's probably ever seen his whole life. Okay? It's more money than most people will have at one time in their life. And that's up. That's sad. But that's the truth. And I would encourage some of the men who are trying to help him to also get him Connected with some people that will help him allocate those funds wisely so that they don't just come in and go out for sure. You know what I'm saying? He ends up in the same position.

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Correct. I mean, you gotta remember, too, like, it's not even just. He's 24, you know, I'm saying, like, there's very little life experience there. He's gonna.

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I know. You know, $50,000 can go real quick if you just don't understand what you're doing.

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Yeah. 100, man.

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So, yeah.

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Well, shout out to ab man.

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Yeah.

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That's awesome, dude. And McDonald's has not commented on it, so, I mean, don't have anything on that for right now, but.

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Well, listen, why do you think they didn't.

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Who?

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McDonald's? Yeah. Oh, well, think about it from a business owner standpoint. Why wouldn't you do that? Why would McDonald's not give ten thousand dollars or a hundred thousand dollars or.

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Even just offer a fucking job?

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Why? I don't know. What. People will do it intentionally. So their places will become a place where people try to replicate this story or to get. Yes.

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Yeah. With. I mean, that's the other. The. The sucky part of humanity in society in this.

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Yeah, but that's true. It's a real thing.

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It's reality.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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A lot. There's a lot of people that will try to take advantage of any good heart. Yeah.

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Yep.

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It's just the way it is.

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100, man. Well, yeah, so, I mean, I'm gonna follow the story and we'll see if any updates come out of this, man. Chris, good luck to you, brother. Hope it all works out. But. Yeah, man. With that being said, let's. Let's get into some of our main headlines here. Remember, guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can check them all out there. Or come hang out with us on YouTube and see some of these articles here. With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. We got headline number one. This one was interesting. Cory Booger. Book booker. Booker. I almost said booger.

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You did say booger.

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Same thing.

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Okay, same thing.

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He. He is the first African American to break the record of filibusters. Yeah. Senator Cory Booker's marathon filibuster against Trump agenda goes on and on and finally ends after he breaks Senate record. What's the longest you ever had to talk, like, speak at once? Yeah. One time.

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Or over the course of a Day?

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No. I mean, well, no. Like, one stop. One full session.

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Probably three hours.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Without a break.

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Without a break.

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Yeah. No.

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No pissing break.

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Yeah. Then, yeah.

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This dude just went 25 hours.

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Yeah.

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25 hours without going to the bathroom without nothing.

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That's impressive.

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That's impressive. As far you. He probably wore a diaper. I'd imagine that'd be. Bro, I can't go more than 25 hours without. And when I do it, it's Never good.

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You're 25 on, 25 off. Yeah. You're like the firehouse, bro.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, since we love you guys so much, I have the full 25 hours of. Of speech here. We're gonna watch the whole thing. Check this out.

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Let's get in good trouble, my friend. Madam President, I yield the floor.

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All right, that's enough of that. Yeah. He did this. This full speech. Not really sure what. What he was trying to accomplish.

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Oh, it's a selfish goal. I want to be the person with the longest filibuster, you know, it didn't achieve anything. Listen, it's indicative of the focus that these people have. It is not about achieving things. It is not about helping anybody. It's not about solving any problems. It's about what's in it for them. And what was in it for him is for him to say, I have the record now. I don't know if you watched much of this, but it was ridiculously stupid. Okay? And this was some sort of a mix between Martin Luther King wish version of Martin Luther King and, like, incoherent babbling that you would hear in a corporate environment.

[A]

A lot of yapping.

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Yes, a lot of yapping. And it was all. It was just some garbage, you know? And, you know, at some point in time, we have to start recognizing that if you're not trying to solve the problem, you don't belong in Congress, period.

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Yep.

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And that's what these people are all about. If you watch, you know, people. And by the way, this is not a partisan statement. This is a bipartisan issue. A lot of these people are out there flying their own flag, getting their own credit, trying to create their own brand, because we live in a world of technology where your personal brand is the most beneficial. And we've gotten away from these people even pretending like they're trying to solve problems and moved into this phase where it is all, look at me. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Which is disgusting.

[B]

Yeah, it's disgusting. Yeah. I mean, he did not say anything. And then they're all clapping and cheering. Like, why would you all clap and cheer for 25 hours of total nonsense?

[A]

Right? Wasting the American.

[B]

Yeah, why would you do that? Why would. Well, because that's how they all think. And so I actually think this is a perfect metaphor for how these people look and think about themselves.

[A]

Dude. What's even crazy is like, right, right when he got going to start this whole thing, apparently one of his staffers got arrested for carrying a gun on Capitol grounds. So, like, I looked into this a little bit. Apparently it's not, you know, nothing crazy. The guy was a, he's a former police officer, thought he could carry inside. He can't carry inside, even if you're Farmer Elio. So there's that, you know, that, that, that all came up. But that's, that's not the big news of the day, Andy. Today is a great day. It's, it's Liberation Day. Yeah. Liberation Day and the end of the world's trade war against America. So Trump, you know, he's been touting this April 2nd date being a very significant date, the golden era of America being Liberation Day. I actually tweeted this out from the White House's account. Today, it's Liberation Day in America. President Trump with some emojis. And it's, That's a pretty bad ass picture, I can't lie. It's not bad. But I mean, a lot of things are coming to come, coming to a head here. One of the, you know, people, people, everybody, I think, had their opinions on these tariffs and shit like that. And like, oh, it's going to ruin the economy, it's going to destroy us. Stuff's going to get so much more expensive. But like, you know, there was a, there, there is, there's another route that this could also go, which at the time of the recording, it seemed like it's definitely going. But I got some numbers here I want to throw up for you. This is from 2024. Okay? So this just shows you the last, pretty much the last year of Biden's presidency, what the state of the economy basically was in. This is a good shot of looking at it. This is just our trade goods, okay? Our net exports, what we went and what left this country went down roughly 2.6%. Okay. While our net imports, what we brought into the United States, went up three and a half percent. Now, those percentages may not seem like a lot, but when you put them in, you know, dollar numbers, we're talking over a quarter of a trillion dollars extra. That we spent in 2024. Now with all of this stuff going on, Trump, you know, he narrowed down this list. And it's about 15 countries that are basically abusing the tax dollars here in this country because that's literally what they're doing. They're charging like, I mean, Japan charges a 700% tax on rice that we m. Tariff. Tariff.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

On rice that we import. And it's 700%.

[B]

Listen, this is what people do not understand. These other economies cannot survive without American consumption of their goods. So when they come in here, they are not, up until today, tariffed the proper way. And when we send stuff to their countries, we end up with a 3 to 700% tariff on things like rice and food and all kinds of things.

[A]

Services.

[B]

Yes. Now that is intentional because the purpose of the government in the last 20 fucking years straight has been to make America actually weaker by making us dependent on other people to provide us with our goods and services. And what Trump is doing because he understands those countries cannot survive without us consuming their goods and services. Okay? He real. And we can survive without theirs. All right? And the reason that all these American manufacturing jobs and American made jobs and why American made goods are more expensive right now is because these countries are allowed to send their products in made with slave labor and cheap labor over there with no real tariff on their product, while if we send it over there, we can't compete price wise. So what it does is it makes us non competitive in our own country and in their country, which removes the need for us to manufacture really anything. And we become a country of consumers, which creates a scenario where we have less jobs, we have less production. We are strategically far more unsafe than we would be if we made our own. Okay? Because let's say everybody gets mad at America and they say, guess what? We're not going to send you any more. China says, okay, bricks, guys, we're not going to send you any more of this or any more of that or any more of this or any more of that. And we're not in a position to produce it on our own. What happens here we have product shortage, we have supply chain shortages. We have, you know, potentially starvation and issues like real big issues. And if you were going to go to war with the United States, that's where the war starts.

[A]

Be the perfect place to do it.

[B]

That is where they start, okay? And they start with trade embargoes and things like that to cut off supply chain. So this is not just about jobs and profit, which it. That's A big part of it all byproducts, yes. But also which is not talked about enough is that it's about the independence and safety of this country and its people. So there's going to be an adjustment period here that, you know, things may get a little bit more expensive for a minute, and then they're going to adjust back to where they are as the products start to come to be made here. So, you know, when people argue about this, they. The arguments they make are not very smart. You know, they say things like, well, that's going to make this go to this. Okay, yes, temporarily, it will. But. But what it's also going to force is it's going to force that company to manufacture those goods here, which is going to create more jobs for you and your family. Okay? And it's going to allow us to buy truly made in America goods at cheaper than what we would be able to buy ship from China, which is the opposite of what it is now. So there's going to be a readjustment, and that puts our country in a position of strategic and economic power. And most people can't think that far ahead. And that's not their fault, bro. They're struggling. You know, I'm saying most people want to go buy goods the cheapest they can, but they don't think about what that's actually costing us. And what it's cost us over the last 30 years is legitimately our strategic security and safety 100%. So we have to understand that. And if Trump really, you know, if they really wanted to make the economy the best it could be, they would follow up these tariffs with a huge tax cut, cutting from where we are to like a flat tax of 10%, which would allow more cash flow to enter the market to buy. It would. It would increase the standard of living because the cash flow to go into the market, people could afford more goods. And while the goods raised in price, they would have no problem paying during the adjustment period because they would have to pay less tax. So if you manipulated and turn these dials just a little bit, you know, and that's why it's so ridiculous to me to watch these people complain and, and protest and do ridiculous because it's like, dude, what are you doing? Like, you're protesting for liter, literally a much more expensive and lesser quality of life. Like, you don't even understand what the fuck you're doing.

[A]

No, they don't, man. The countries that include this, because I thought this was interesting countries that include this. So these countries, they're in the top 15% of countries where they. We have the highest trading deficit. Okay, so this is China, the European Union, Mexico, Vietnam, Ireland, Germany, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Canada, India, Thailand, Italy, Switzerland, Malaysia, Indonesia, France, Austria and Sweden.

[B]

And by the way, when you go and buy, what are the most common names on the, that you buy here in America? Oh, it's all of them.

[A]

All of them.

[B]

Malaysia, Mexico, Indonesia, China.

[A]

Right, same place.

[B]

So, so they can sell their here, but we can't sell our own here and we can't sell our own there. How does that work?

[A]

Right?

[B]

How is it fair for me to sell your products in my store, but you won't sell my products in your store? How does that benefit me?

[A]

And if you, if I do, I'm gonna charge you a ton to sell them. Yeah, that's how it's set up.

[B]

Yes. So, so we, they have created a consumer environment here in the United States for the purpose of strategically weakening the security of this country. You got to remember, dude, when we're making our own energy and we're making our own products and we are self sufficient, we're the nobody can with the United States, like at all, in any way. Okay? But that's strategically been removed step by step by step by step by step by all of these establishment politicians, bro. George Bush and Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and George Bush. Those are all, all those guys are from the same fucking party, dude. They're. They're them. You know, we're us. Like, it doesn't matter if it was Bush or Clinton or all these guys are establishment guys. And so they've intentionally weakened the country. And you know, while I have my criticisms of Trump and I have my doubts about some of the decisions he makes and who he supports, sometimes it's very clear that this guy is not a part of the same establishment that these people have been a part of. Because this will strategically strengthen our company. Our. Our country, which is a company.

[A]

It is a. Yeah. You know, but there was an option too, right? You know, things could get more expensive for sure if like these temporarily, if don't. If they don't react to the receipt.

[B]

Or we just stop selling their. And then they're fucked. Which by the way, they can't live without us selling their shit. That's what Trump understands.

[A]

Countries like Canada, for example, bro, the state of Texas has a bigger gdp.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

The entire country of Canada.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? So it's like we would be fine.

[B]

Listen, bro, all these countries would be third world shitholes without the people of America consuming their products. And that's why they fucking do this shit.

[A]

And so this leads me to this, this other possible option, which appears to be, you know, gaining some steam around the world, which I'm. I'm of the belief that it might have been Trump's intention the whole time, but you start seeing stuff like this, Israel ends all tariffs on U. S. Goods ahead of liberation day.

[B]

Well, that's the first thing I've seen Israel do for us, you know, I guess, you know, they're giving us a bagel. You know what I'm saying? Thanks for the bagel, guys. I like bagels.

[A]

Oh, man. But yeah, so. So Israel's backing out now in the turn of events, Canada, Ontario premier for Canada will drop all tariffs if Trump does. See, this is an interesting thing.

[B]

Listen, because they cannot. This is what I'm saying, bro. They cannot survive without the American consumer. We consume more here in America, like it or hate it, than anybody else, regardless of the number of people that live here. So they cannot survive without us. He knows that.

[A]

He knows it. He knows it. So May not even get more expensive, bro.

[B]

This is like a cheaper. Yes, that's. That. That is a third that. That looks like it's gonna be that.

[A]

Way, dude, because, like, these are two now. We got a couple of more again the show, you know, it's early.

[B]

Well, they don't have leverage, bro. The bigger. The bigger countries that produce more are going to have more leverage. Like, China's got actual leverage. Okay? Fucking. You motherfuckers up there in Canada, they. They try to posture and be like, oh, yeah, well, the U.S. what are you talking about, bro? You are only Canada because we allow you to be.

[A]

It's real. Yeah, you guys would be speaking English, regular English over here.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, dude, it's just true. Like, you're Canada because we allow you to be Canada. That's it. They could not do anything about it. There's nothing they could do. So. And then they posture and be like, oh, we're gonna. We're gonna tariff all the United States 400. Okay, well, you're gonna starve. Yeah, it's just like, have you seen.

[A]

The videos of the. The, you know, the. I guess the strong Canadian men, you know, they're out there with their, you know, ranger panties in the snow and. And like, oh, America thinks they can come take us, eh? You know?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, we do.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

Yeah. Yes.

[B]

I'm not saying we want to. I'm just saying let's accept. Let's accept reality, bro. Okay? You're allowed to exist because you're allowed to exist. It's not because you have any real ability to do anything about it.

[A]

No.

[B]

And. And be real, dude. Not only do we allow you to exist, we also allow you to not be invaded by other countries.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Okay, so that's real. Let's just.

[A]

We love. I love Canadians.

[B]

I do, too. Listen, I'm just.

[A]

This show tyrants, though.

[B]

This show is called Real af. It's not called let's Pretend. Okay? And the real truth is, is that you guys up there exist as Canada because you're allowed to. All right? So when you pot, when these leaders posture like that, Trump's in the office laughing. Yeah, just. I'd be in the office laughing, like, dude, you hear this guy? You know?

[A]

Like, yeah, it's. It's crazy, man.

[B]

But, bro, that'd be like. That would be like, you know, it would be like a snow cone stand trying to, like, argue with first form, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, right?

[B]

What do you. Dude, I'll just make snow cones and I'll set up next to you and give them away for free. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I mean, you want to stop people with you, so there's one.

[A]

Way to do it.

[B]

Listen, I've had to tell people that before. I've had people with me, and I say, hey, man, you know, if you want to with me that bad, I'll just open up whatever the it is you do, and I'll do it for free. And then they get. They get in line real quick.

[A]

Hey, you know, changes, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like I said, this could be all a part of the great Don plan. I don't know. We got plenty of time to see it and check in on it, though. But, guys, you let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know.

[B]

Hey, look, you guys, we can all say whatever we want about Trump. You know, I personally still really like him. I think he's making some, from my point of view, questionable decisions about certain things and who he endorses. And that doesn't mean that, like, I've lost all faith in Trump or anything. We got to give him credit where he's strong, and where he is strong is he understands business and economics and leverage in negotiating. He's really good at it.

[A]

Really good.

[B]

He's had to do it his whole life. Now, does he allow himself to be influenced by, you know, people or we don't know the plays on the back end of what's. What's. What.

[A]

Yeah, but this is really good.

[B]

Yeah, that's great.

[A]

This is good, man. All right, sweet, man. Well, let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

Yeah, let's check them out. This first comment comes from. At Impact Painting Services. Lol. My pastor asked where we get our noose, and my wife was nervous because everyone around the table said, like, FOX or cnn. And when it was her turn, she said, Andy Frisella pastor said, I like Andy.

[B]

Yeah, see that? That's what I'm talking about.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool.

[A]

All right.

[B]

God loves us. God favors us. What do I tell you all the time? What do I tell you when. When shit's up or it's questionable? I always say the same thing. I'm like, bro, don't worry. God favors us.

[A]

Hey, that's it, man.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Like, yeah, pray for gangsters.

[B]

Do I not say that?

[A]

Yeah. 100.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

[A]

Like, gangsters need prayer, too.

[B]

Hey, man, you. If you do good, good things happen to you. If you do wrong, wrong things happen to you. And, you know, people can say whatever they want about me or us or anybody else, but, like, bro, I never anybody my whole life. There's not a single that can say that, period. Not a single one. I do the right thing. You do the right thing. We as a. We as companies, our conglomerate of companies all try to do the right thing. And when you do the right things, good things happen. And, you know, Amen. That's it.

[A]

Yep. I love it.

[B]

I'm not saying perfection. I'm not saying we're not human beings. But, you know, like, I make a conscious effort to. To see it how it is. And clearly, your pastor is a genius. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I love it, man. We got our next comment. This comes from. @ Kevin Lewis. 9,000, 151. Now, Andy, you know, you are a competitor, all right? I think we're talking about competition. I think this. Was this from the Q A episode, I think. Were you talking about, you know, hating losing? You know what I'm saying? Like, you know that concept.

[B]

This comment says, I hate losing to the mo. To the part. To the point where I don't even care about winning.

[A]

Yeah, well, so Kevin says Andy would be the guy clubbing his competition with the baton.

[B]

It's possible. I mean, it's. It's possible, you know? Look, real talk like it. You know, sometimes you get in the heat of the battle, bro, and you do dumb shit, you know, that's it.

[A]

Yeah, well, I have.

[B]

I would say the old. The old version of Andy, like seven, eight years ago and earlier. Absolutely.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely. And then if you said, did you do that? I'd be like, right, I did that. I wouldn't cry on TV and act like I did. It was an accident.

[A]

That's real.

[B]

I'd be like, this guy, he's trying to take food off my table. But what I figured out is, you know, to the last question is that the. The universe, which a lot of people will get mad when I say the universe, but they'll say, well, that's God. Well, who made the universe? You know, I'm saying, like, it's fairly reasonable argument to say that if God is the creator, that he created the universe. And it's possible that the universe has its own set of rules. And I believe in the universe having its own set of rules. We are a part of the environment that interacts through our thoughts and vibrations and what we say and what we think and what we feel in our heart, even if we don't say it. And I have found that when you actually respect and give credit to people who deserve it and get happy for them when they win, even if they win against you, more winning comes your way. And. And I don't know, you know, you could still want to beat people, but it's. It's a different way of thinking about it. I mean, dude, listen, here's the reality about competition. You don't beat people by tearing other down. You beat people by being better than them, and that's it. And if you're blinded by jealousy and hatred and anger and frustration, it's hard to identify what they're doing better. That's allowing them to beat you. So the calmer you say stay, and the more that you respect them, the easier it is to learn and identify the things that are going to ultimately make you a winner versus them.

[A]

Yeah, real. Yeah, I love it. We got one more comment for you.

[B]

But the truth is, I probably. I mean, yeah, I hit Sal in the head with a garden hoe one time.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

Yeah, it was an accident. It was. We were digging for gold in the backyard. It's real talk.

[A]

Did he find gold and you hit him? No.

[B]

No, man. We were digging for gold in the backyard when we were like, probably like six and five. No, I was probably like five. He's probably four. And I was, you know, we were digging. He was using a Hammer. Like, you know Sal, man.

[A]

Yeah, sounds about Sal.

[B]

You know, he's using a hammer to dig. I got a hoe. And he stuck his head in the way of the hoe.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Yeah, like I was. And he stuck his head down there and it hit him in the head.

[A]

Good Lord.

[B]

Yeah. So that's what's wrong with Sal. No, I'm just kidding.

[A]

Our last comment comes from @gabriel.f7r6s. DJs giggle sounds like a pepper grinder. And Andy's laughter sounds like an old Chevy trying to start up. I'm sorry. I love what y'all talk about, though.

[B]

All right, well, off. Sorry that my laughter doesn't suit your. What kind of Chevy do you got, bro?

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

What kind of pepper grinder?

[A]

Think of the laugh. I don't.

[B]

Yeah, that does sound like a pepper grinder.

[A]

I don't laugh like that.

[B]

Yeah, you did it right before the show. I almost told you, shut the up.

[A]

Do I?

[B]

Yeah, because I was trying to read something. All I could hear was. I'm like, holy shit, man.

[A]

Okay, what's your laugh like?

[B]

It's not that. Apparently. It's like a Chevy trying to start up. I don't know what that sound. What's that sound? That is not what it sounds like, bro. Yeah, there it is.

[A]

Guys, we appreciate you, man.

[B]

What's wrong with you, dude?

[A]

Oh, man. Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans, man. Guys, keep liking. Keep commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell. Notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real af. Second set of headlines. Headline number two reads. Oh, before we get to the actual headline, I like these. These little, you know, these gotcha moments these libs try to do. Right. Did you see this video? So there's. It's a GOP senator. Oh, dude on the elevator.

[B]

Oh, God, it's so good.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

It's so good.

[A]

It's so good.

[B]

Yes. Let's play the video is the clip. Hi.

[A]

I was a worker at HHS. I was fired illegally on February 14th.

[B]

There are many people who are not getting social service programs, especially people with disabilities.

[A]

Are you going to do anything to stop what's happening?

[C]

You probably deserved it.

[B]

I deserved it? I deserved it.

[A]

Wow. Yeah, that's great to hear.

[B]

Why? Why did I deserve it?

[A]

Because you seem like a clown.

[B]

You hear her at the end. Oh, you should have said that on camera. Listen, this doesn't matter anymore because no one gives a. Dude, these. These people get out their phones they antagonize and then they act like they're the victim when somebody puts them in their place. If we always talk to people like that, we would have never been in the situation of this crazy in the first place. It's real, okay? That's what they deserve. That's the level of. That's how you treat people that do that. You tell them the fucking truth about themselves. You make fun of them for who they are. You know what? You did deserve to get fired because anybody who behaves like that, I wouldn't want in my organization anyway.

[A]

You got fired back in February, bro.

[B]

You.

[A]

You not work. I go get another fucking job.

[B]

They don't care, dude, because these people see the government as a free money situation. I guarantee you, dude, if you go audit that guy's work, he didn't do a single thing, okay? So, yes, you are a clown.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes, you probably did deserve it. Just like everybody who doesn't do their job. And. And dude, just because you work for the government. In fact, I would say, especially when you work for the government, if you don't do your job, you don't deserve to have it because it's coming off the backs of your neighbors and the money that they're taxed, right?

[A]

So it's not like the, you know, you're the federal government selling goods and services to pay what I'm.

[B]

Dude, listen, in a private enterprise, if you want to keep someone on that doesn't do their job because you like them, that's your prerogative. It's bad business, but you can do that. In a government situation, I think it's even more important that people do not have jobs that don't execute their jobs well. Because, dude, it's not free money. It's coming off the backs of the families that you're supposed to serve. And furthermore, I'm tired of this. I'm tired of people running around with their phones acting like, you know, oh, I gotcha. Get this, bro.

[A]

Did you see the other one?

[B]

You know what I'm saying? No, for real, dude. Like, did you get this? Did you get it all the way in the frame, bro? So you get both of you. How about like this? What about like this? How about like this? You get that one too? Like, bro, like, I'm just over it.

[A]

You see the one from the other day? I forget the.

[B]

Yeah, that guy's walking down the street and he says. The guy says some ridiculous shit to him, like, listen, it's a moral high ground. It's like what we Covered about tick, tick or whatever. The trick. Trick, Trick, Trick. Yeah, you know. Yeah, I don't know, bro. Sorry. Trick, trick. You know, I couldn't think straight. I was too busy being mad at these other.

[A]

Yeah, I got you.

[B]

The same reason you're mad at them, though. They're standing on the moral high ground. Talking this, leverage this. It's manipulative, okay? That nobody said. Nobody. That senator did not say, oh, people with disabilities deserve to lose their. You're trying to bring up something that is not relative to the actual issue to make people seem like they are poor, of poor moral standing, okay? People are tired of this. So when you walk down. When these people walk down the street and they say, oh, don't you care about the 40,000 babies on Mars? He's like, why don't you go back to your mom's basement and get a Hot Pocket, bro? And keeps walking. It was awesome.

[A]

He didn't know what to say, bro.

[B]

He did. He used my line. He said. He said, you need to go, why don't you go hang out in your miles basement, play Xbox or some Suck.

[A]

The Hot Pocket juice.

[B]

Yeah, bro, Bro, you know what?

[A]

Damn.

[B]

Yeah, I'm just saying, dude, there's nothing more insulting than telling somebody that, like, hey, man.

[A]

The truth.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, because he looked. He's like, damn, they got cameras in my house. How'd you know? Yeah, he was lost for words, bro.

[B]

They. You know what? When you tell them the truth, they don't know how to react because they're. They're so used to bullying that when you even like flick them in the ear back, they freeze the up.

[A]

Yeah, man, that's real. No, I just thought that was awesome. A little dose.

[B]

I loved it. I. Dude, listen, if everybody handled these people like that, we would have never been in this backwards situation in the first place. The entire reason that culture is so up is because people are afraid to tell the truth to these people who position themselves as a morally superior human. And when somebody attacks you and you are a good person, your natural defenses defend that you are a good person. But if you just accept that you're never going to be a good person to them and you just tell them the truth about them, they don't know what the fuck to do.

[A]

Furthermore, if everybody just gets back to this today, it would be over by Friday. We'll be in a country.

[B]

Dude, what I say three years ago, that we needed. Yeah, everybody need to get back to what?

[A]

Bullying.

[B]

Fuck you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Bullying is good. For the soul.

[B]

Bullying is good for society, okay? And if you can't.

[A]

Bullied.

[B]

I was bullied too, bro. I was made fun of being fat. I was a nerd. I fucking like, it's fine. It might still be true, but I don't give a fuck anymore. You know, the point is, is that bullying at a certain level builds character and teaches you how to real. To survive in the real world.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

And these people have done all the bullying and, you know, common sense people have sort of been like, dude, you know, it's not even. This is the attitude of, I will say the reasonable people in America. It's take the high road. Look, look at this nerd. He's harassing me. I don't really give a. It's not worth my time. That just empowers these people, okay? No, they will get worse and worse and worse, which we just witnessed. Look what they did during Covetous. Okay? But if you just stand up to them the first time, they learn to leave you to alone because they end up being embarrassed. And, dude, we need to get back to shaming these people, bullying these people to the degree that they bully us, okay? Oh, I don't want to offend anybody. Well, do they give a about offending you? No, they don't.

[A]

Yeah, just offend them. That's. I mean, it's actually, listen, I, I. You know how I rolled during COVID Yeah, I didn't care. Yeah, I didn't care. Put a mask on. I'm protesting. Blm. I didn't give a.

[B]

Well, I didn't have black privilege during COVID Yeah, I had to tell people, get the out of my face before I, you know, get angry.

[A]

I used it.

[B]

Yeah, I know you used the mad blackface. Everywhere we went, I used it. Nobody with the mad blackface, bro.

[A]

Listen, it's. It's. It's pretty intimidating.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I'm sure you got. You could do it.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Let's see it.

[B]

It's just my face. Yeah. Dude, my biggest problem in my whole life is that people are scared of me thinking I'm a bad because my face is aggressive looking. Like. Oh, I didn't. I didn't want to tell you because I thought you'd be mad. What the are you talking about, dude? Like, I'm on the team to try to win. Tell me some so I can help.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

You know, like, I gotta, you know, tell people. I'm like, you know, hey, what do you think? And then they start repeating back what I said. I'm like, no, no, no. Do you really think that, or are you just saying that, like, you know, I don't. I don't. I don't want to bother him. The. Dude, what do you think I'm here for? Yeah, but it's just my face, bro. I can't help it.

[A]

It works, too.

[B]

Yeah, it works.

[A]

I used it, man. I used it. I abused it. I abused it, dude.

[B]

If you just look at the. If you just give them the fucking straight eye stare down as you walk, they'll always look away. They won't say, is that tornado siren? Well, you know what? We don't. Around here, we work straight through tornado.

[A]

Sirens, regardless of the circumstances.

[B]

That's right. All right, let's move on. That actually is a tornado siren. Hold on. Let's check the radar before I talk this. Yeah, I just said God favors us. Maybe he didn't like that. Oh, no, we're good, bro. We're good. Yeah, it's. It's. We're good. All right, let's keep going.

[A]

Yeah, I just thought that was. I thought that was awesome. So we got another news. There's this rumor going around D.C. right now, and it started from Politico of all places, that this is the headline Politico put out, and they're blasting this all over the website. Trump tells inner circle that Musk will leave soon. It is complete bullshit and fabrication. It's complete bullshit. This is just a. I mean, it's so stupid. To the point that White House had to respond. Of course.

[B]

Topic, too. This whole thing is this. No. Okay, what did they say?

[A]

Who? Politico or the White House?

[B]

The White House.

[A]

Carolyn just put a simple tweet out. She said the scoop is garbage. Elon Musk and President Trump have both publicly stated that Elon will depart from public service as a special government employee when his incredible work at Doge is.

[B]

Complete, which is 26-7-4, I think.

[A]

No, that's the Doge Commission. So special employees, they get 100 and, like, 30 days. So technically his expires, like, May. I want to say it's like May.

[B]

30Th when Trump first came out and talked about this, he said that their work would be completed by July 4, 2026. So I don't know. That's what he said.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah. I think. I think maybe Politico is basing that off of, like I said, the. The clause and the law. Special government employee, they can only be employed for like 130 days out of 365 or something like that. But the Doge is here to stay until next year.

[B]

Well, I mean, is he a special government employee if he's not getting paid?

[A]

That's why he's a special government employee? Yeah, I mean, it's just interesting, but I mean, it's just. It's just the. That they're lying about, and his work is not done. He's got plenty of it to do. In fact, this new article come out. Elon Musk accuses US Government of deleting terabyte of financial data to cover up crimes. Claims we recovered it due to their tech incompetence. So this is a new thing that just got released. Just. Just came out to Bombshell, as they like to say. Here's the breakdown. Okay. This is coming from Mario Narfal. Okay. And this is focusing on the United States Institute of Peace, Another government agency that was, you know, helping funnel a ton of money comes to find out they were actually funding America's enemies. So the Department of Government Efficiency's discovery at the United States Institute of Peace reveals Washington's dirty secret agencies often do precisely the opposite of their stated mission. When DOGE investigators finally gained access to USIP's books, after days of institutional resistance requiring FBI intervention, they uncovered the unthinkable $132,000 funneled to a former Taliban member and $1.3 million to an Iraqi organization with questionable ties. This fits a devastating pattern. A 2019 special inspector general report found $19 billion in U.S. aid to Afghanistan was unaccounted for or misused between 2002 and 2016, showing how routinely taxpayer money flows to our adversaries under noble pretenses. Even more disturbing was the attempted cover up. You SIP officials deleted a terabyte of fine. Which. A terabyte? That's a shit ton of fucking data, by the way. That's a ton terabyte of data. Financial data. Hoping to hide their tracks, not realizing Doge's technological capabilities would recover everything. A perfect example of the 65% of federal agencies still using outdated IT systems vulnerable to mismanagement. America ranks a dismal 27th in global transparency rankings behind much smaller nations. From the Pentagon's 125 billion in administrative waste to the IRS's $1.2 billion in improper payments. The pattern is undeniable. Elon's technology driven audits are precisely what these institutions fear most. Sunlight on decades of deception. Now, Elon responded directly to this. Okay, this is his tweet talking about how we were basically funding the Taliban And Iraqi leaders, Elon Musk tweeted this out saying any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name and then confirmed that leak, saying they deleted a terabyte of financial data to cover their crimes. But they don't understand technology, so we recovered it. That sounds criminal to me.

[B]

Of course it's criminal. I, I think people are having a hard time understanding this. First of all, they're sending. Sean Ryan talks about this. They're sending tens of millions of dollars to the Taliban. Weekly. Okay, still. All right, now why would they do that? Why would they fund the Taliban and then be fighting against the Taliban? Well, maybe it's because if they didn't fund the Taliban, there would be no war to fight, which makes them a ton of money.

[A]

Yeah. Makes them obsolete.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Military industrial complex if there's no war to fight.

[B]

That's right. That's right.

[A]

Obsolete.

[B]

Exactly. So they have to fund both sides of the war so that the smaller side doesn't get, you know, exterminated by the United States military in two weeks because then they can't make the money. And this is what people don't understand. We are having our own tax dollars fund conflicts across the globe where our brothers and sisters, sons and daughters, dads and moms, aunts and uncles go to die for the causes of these quote unquote elites. And, and bro, that's. That's absolutely criminal. It's not a little bit criminal. It's. It's. It's the worst kind of crime. Okay? Your people can go die, but I'm not going.

[A]

No.

[B]

And by the way, not only am I not going, I'm getting rich. You see what I'm saying?

[A]

Exactly. Their mindset.

[B]

So, so when you think about these people and you think that they give a. About you or any of your family, realize that they are 100% willing and have been willing for many, many, many decades to send your fucking men and women to die so that they can make money. So just think about that. When you. When you think about what these people are actually all about.

[A]

Dude, what was the.

[B]

What would it take for you. Real talk. Yeah, I just. Let's break this down into fucking. Let's break this down into humanity, like individual standards. Let's say that you're you, ok? And you know that you can make a whole bunch of fucking money by Joe's daughter and Joe's other Joe's fiance, which, by the way, congratulations. And Zeeshan's kids, they go fight a war to die. What. What amount of money would be appropriate for you to make that decision?

[A]

Have to be a ton, dude.

[B]

It's. There's no money that you can do that with if you're a decent human being. That's up, bro. Yeah, it doesn't matter. And these people don't give a. So remember that when they tell you how much they're good, they're going to do for you and what they're going to, you know, do for your community and how much they care. Remember, they're 100 willing to send you, your family, and everybody, you know, to go die so that they can make some fucking money.

[A]

Well, and the worst part about, like, dude, we have a recent example of this too, right? Like with Iran, when Biden unfroze their $6 billion in assets, and then all of a sudden, we have this major conflict with Houthis, like, that's been dormant for over a decade, by the way. You know what I'm saying? It's like. Like, it's. It's nonsensical.

[B]

Oh, it's what I said it is. It's. Fund the other side. Get them just enough weapons and just enough power to create a war that they cannot win. Send our people over there, continue to fund them and allow the war to happen so that they can get all the political kickbacks and make all the money in their stock investments in this disgusting, evil cycle that they, you know, and they tell us, they tell our brave citizens, you know, home of the brave. We're the protectors of democracy globally, Blah, blah, blah. Bro, that's all a lie. That's all a lie. That's the idea of America, the idea of being patriotic. The idea of brotherhood and sisterhood and all of us coming together and for a common goal and unity and all these things. Tremendous idea. It's amazing idea.

[A]

Sounds good.

[B]

I've believed in it my whole life. But unfortunately, what we have now is not that, okay? We have a bunch of people pretending that that's what it is so that my family and your family and all of your families will, you know, go fight their. So that they can make some money. And they say, it's, you're brave and, you know, you're courageous and you're a hero, and they give you a. A medal and a little box with a flag on it, and they say, oh, thank you for this. And then they say, see you later. You want to know? You don't think that's true? Go ask motherfuckers that fucking their families have been killed in action. Go Ask what the fucking government's done for them after they made a big presentation, they forget about them. They don't give a fuck.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay? So while I enjoy and love and fight for and care about the idea of America, which is what I'm about, what we have is not that. And we all have to acknowledge that before we can get that. And so, you know, it's important for people to understand that these people are willing to send your family and your children and your parents to die so that they can fucking get money.

[A]

Yeah, it's insane.

[B]

We should only be going to war when it's absolutely fucking necessary.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When it's. When it's. When it comes to our security. Right? Like, but, dude, you know, how's that gonna. You know, how are they gonna get rich then?

[A]

Right? Well, that's the thing. I mean, like, are they really your enemy if you have to pay them to be your enemy with the enemy actually exist if we were not paying.

[B]

Bro, it's one of the things that a lot of the soldiers struggle with.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, a lot of them don't because a lot of them enjoy the job. And that's. That's fine. I understand that. I would probably enjoy it as well. But the. You know, I've talked to many people who have been in the military who, without naming names, question and have regret over the things that they did because they realized that those people weren't really any different than they were. They were. What would you do if some came to your country? And there's a good clip of Rob O'Neal talking about this? And he's like, I think about this one dude that I killed, and he's like, I went in and, you know, I'm in his bedroom, and, you know, he went for a gun and I shot him. And then after I think about it, many years later, it's like, well, what would you do if somebody was in your house? You would go for a gun. So then he thinks, well, what if we met, you know, at a different time, a different place? Would I pro. Would I like to have a beer with that guy? And these are. These are real things because, dude, most people are the same, bro. Like there's, like, we talked about in the last show. There's good people and then there's bad people. And just because the media and our government says those people are bad, that doesn't mean they're bad, bro. They're just trying to get you to hate them so that we could justify going over there and doing whatever the we want. So at least I would appreciate if they just didn't lie about it. And they said, hey, we're gonna go over here and get this oil. Like, okay, that makes sense. But don't tell me it's about freedom or democracy or some weapons of mass destruction. Yeah, I mean, tell the truth, dude, and we can have a real argument whether or not it's worth it. But, dude, you gotta go. Huh?

[A]

You gotta go, too.

[B]

You voting for it, bro. That's how it should be. If you vote for war, your military age, the military aged, people that are direct, your family, you should have to send three of them. For real. So. And you get to pick who gets to go. No, I'm being serious.

[A]

A little weird.

[B]

No, hey, hey, if you care about going to war that much and it means that much to you, then you will have no problem making that decision. You're going to pick the strongest, bravest, best people to go. But they don't believe in this the way they pretend to, bro. They don't believe in that. They believe those sacrifices are for us, not for fucking them.

[A]

It's real, man. Now, speaking of crimes, because again, in my opinion, deleting the shit that should. That's criminal, right? You should go to jail. There is another little shakeup happening right now in the FBI. I'm sure you saw this because we got some new unredacted leaks coming out. FBI imposed gag order on analysts who told Twitter Hunter Biden laptop story was real. Shocking.

[B]

Why are they gagging him when it's accepted to be? Everybody knows it was real.

[A]

I think they were talking about at the time. So they silenced this guy.

[B]

Well, there's. Listen, this is.

[A]

Go ahead, let's dive into it. The FBI silenced an employee who tried to tell Twitter the Hunter Biden laptop story was real on the day it came out. Newly released chat log show on October 14, 2020, the day the new York Post first reported on Hunter Biden's laptop, the FBI told employees, quote, unquote, do not discuss the Biden matter and imposed a quote, unquote gag order on an analyst who tried to confirm the story's veracity to Twitter during a meeting, according to chat logs released by the House Judiciary Committee. So an FBI official with the Bureau's Foreign Influence Task Force, Laura Dimlo, previously testified that an analyst on a call with Twitter confirmed the laptop was real before an attorney for the FBI told the social media platform it would not comment further. The chat log show FBI personnel deliberating on how to handle the laptop situation One FBI official instructed the rest to do not discuss the Biden matter, and subsequent messages reiterated that order. After the meeting, the FBI placed a gag order on the analyst who was admonished by FBI staff for speaking up during the meeting, and FBI staffer lamented that the analysts won't shut up as instructed. The chat logs show. The FBI has declined to comment. But we got the chat logs here. We got them here. I mean, and they're. They're all there. Um, and so this is, this exchange going on in this FBI group chat. You see Laura Dimlo in there, she's messaging a couple of people. There's a Bradley Benevides, Benedetta's, James Dahini or Denny. They're all. They're all up in there. Chat logs prove it. It's there.

[B]

Why now?

[A]

I mean, how are we just now figuring this out? Like, I did see that Hunter Biden apparently got his law license stripped today as well. But the dude needs to be in fucking prison, and that's being light.

[B]

Listen, all these people should be in prison, okay? If you're in one of these agencies and you're not speaking up for what's right, you're complicit in the problem. That's how it should be viewed, all right? And I think that is how it's going to be viewed. I think that a lot of you guys. Because a lot of you guys listen clearly, if you don't start speaking up, bro, you're gonna get grouped in. Like, people are still trying to decide what side they're gonna fall on. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Who's gonna win and.

[B]

Yeah, and you're riding the fence. And I. Dude, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you, dude, this is reality. And this is not a. This is not a. It's just reality. You need to be on the right side, and the right side is going to be the side of the people. Because if Trump doesn't do it, the person that comes after Trump is going to do it. And if they don't do it, the people are going to fucking do it. So you need to figure the fuck out what side you're on and do the right thing. And all of you guys who are in these agencies who are afraid to speak up, this is your fucking moment to actually serve your country and not be a fucking fake ass pussy and stand for something. Stand for the thing that you actually probably stood for when you first joined up in these agencies. You know, why did you do this? You didn't do this to protect a bunch of criminals. You did this to actually make a difference and protect the American citizen. That's why you did this. So this is an opportunity for all of you people who know what the fuck's going on to actually step up and say, and make a difference for this country. It's probably your greatest opportunity you're ever going to have. All right? So. And if that's not enough motivation for you, you need to realize that even if Trump doesn't do it, the people are going to do it, because people are woke. They're understand. Not woke in the fucking old way. They're understanding exactly what the fuck is going on, and they're not okay with it. It's not just me. There's millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of people who are fucking sick of our government taking all of our fucking money and then using it against us. Okay? That shit is going to end. And it's either going to end under Trump or it's going to end, because the people are going to. This is history. This is. This happens. Do you think you're going to be the only people in history to, you know, deflect a revolution? You're not. Governments fall, and this one is no different. And if they keep fucking with people the way that they've been fucking with people, that will be the inevitable reality that they deal with. And, you know, that's it. So that's not a threat, that's a statement of fact.

[A]

That's knowing history.

[B]

That's knowing history.

[A]

Yeah. 100.

[B]

Okay, so those of you who are in these systems who know what's going on, you have a duty. You. You took a oath to tell the truth, and you need to do it, and quick.

[A]

Yeah, quick, man. Guys, jump into this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. I want to get that senator a fucking shout out. What's his name?

[B]

I don't know, but he's awesome.

[A]

Yeah, let me see. I got his name here. Indiana Senator Jim Banks.

[B]

Yeah, I liked it.

[A]

Yeah. Good job, Jim. Yeah. Proud of yours. Kudos. Well, guys, with that being said, we got a brand new segment, brand new segment coming to you guys right now. The segment's called Put It In.

[B]

Put it in.

[A]

Yeah. So every day, every. Every. Every time I'm putting the show together, you know, someone on the dms, the podcast team, they always hit me up like, dj, put this in.

[B]

Oh, yeah, put the clip in.

[A]

So put it in. All right, here we go.

[B]

Things quickly take a turn. So I got an Idea for the segment. Okay, we gotta guess. Who said. Who said to put it in?

[A]

Okay. Who says put it in? Okay.

[B]

All right, that's the guess. Okay, I think our audience has to guess.

[A]

Guess who said to put this clip in?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

So you got to say in the comments, we're not going to say, but we got to make a guess. Was it me? Was it dj? Was it Joe Young? Was it Ice Cream Joe? Was it Keith? Was it Madot? Or was it Zeeshan? All right, that's the list of players and you get to guess.

[A]

All right, so here we go. Brand new segment. Put it in. Let's check it out. Things quickly take a turn when a.

[B]

Demonic Portland abortionist assaults a pro life Christian. Any day now, it's gonna happen. We're gonna have the first death on a helicopter of this woman being lived. Oregon. Yeah, abortion. Are you cool with that? No, I.

[A]

That's very sad. What percentage is it of those women? We.

[B]

What percent? All of them. That's the way they can get abortions by coming here.

[D]

Every woman that's getting an abortion is due to medical procedures.

[B]

No, most abortions are. No, they're not. Abortion was of a dead embryo.

[A]

Okay, sorry to hear that.

[B]

That's most abortions.

[D]

That's not most abortions.

[A]

Yes, it is, because have you looked at statistics?

[B]

Most abortions are cleanups after miscarriages and when you can get those.

[A]

No, it's less than 1.7%.

[B]

You don't know. The statistics are extremely common and most women ought to have.

[A]

Miscarriages and abortion are different.

[B]

What is.

[A]

What is abortion?

[B]

No, a miscarriage is a medical abortion.

[A]

No, no, it's not. Okay, let me. Let me educate you.

[B]

Okay? Yes.

[A]

Hey, get back.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey. That's not okay. Don't put your hand. Hey, get back. Stop. Good example she's setting for her daughter there.

[A]

Beautiful example.

[B]

Yeah. Attack someone who's actually correct because your stupid ass doesn't know the facts. Okay, first of all, medical abortion is excluded from the abortion laws. Okay, so what the are you talking about? I know. She doesn't know. She's some stupid ass leftist who. By the way, this is a prime example of someone who has never been held accountable to anything they do. How old do you think she is?

[A]

Oh, she's probably.

[B]

I mean, 30.

[A]

I was gonna say at least 50.

[B]

No, that woman's got a young daughter, bro. She's like low 30s. She just looks old. Okay? For the last 15 years, since she was 15 years old, these people have been Able to say and do anything without getting any repercussions. Okay? This is why they're so quick to violence and they're so quick to attack. And if the other side was quick to violence, these people wouldn't even exist. The only reason these people, just like Canada, exist is because they are allowed to exist by the restraint of the physically superior people that they have no problem attacking. Okay, so she swung on him. Of course she did. Because she's wrong. She's got her kid right there. Who. Who would have a kid with that woman? Imagine dealing with. I guarantee you she's single, bro.

[A]

She has to be single.

[B]

Yeah, I guarantee it. Because those people are insufferable.

[A]

Or her husband transitioned maybe, but.

[B]

But what's she talking about?

[A]

The helicopter say that there's gonna be helicopter crashes of women trying to like, fly to Oregon to get.

[B]

Okay, how many babies are killed a year from abortion?

[A]

40 million a year.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so. So you don't even. You don't give a. About that. You know what I'm saying? And by the way, look, man, I don't think the government has a place to say any of that. I think we have. I think where it's okay to have personal belief and be very convicted about it. But what's not okay is that when you're presented with the actual facts of the matter, because the facts of the matter are that most abortions are not considered medical abortions. Medically necessary miscarriages.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Every abortion law that I'm aware of. And you might want to fact check, this excludes. Is there. Is there a medical. Is there any state that considers medical miscarriages? And they won't do it? They won't go clean it out?

[A]

Not to my knowledge.

[B]

I don't know. I'm 99.99 sure. That does not exist in any state.

[A]

Just like the exceptions for rape and incest. It's all there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So there.

[B]

So, you know, I don't know. I think, you know, and this person's gonna. She's gonna play victim because the dude put her on the ground.

[A]

I want to see the full clip. I would like to see the full clip. You hit me in front of my dog.

[B]

I guarantee it. That's what the next thing out of her mouth.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, these people have no problem running their mouths, getting in people's faces. And then when there's any repercussion whatsoever, they're the victim.

[A]

Yeah. What do these people shop at, bro?

[B]

She shops at, you know, real talk. It costs a lot of money to look like that.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, like to look like. You know how much money people spend to look like to look like.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah, for real, bro. They buy designer ugly ass and they think that it's that makes them cool and they look like.

[A]

Nah bro, that's old Navy, bro.

[B]

I don't know what the it is but it. Dude, these people are walking hypocrisies. You know what I'm saying? I drive a Tesla but I'm gonna attack you for driving a Tesla.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

Right. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah. The green deal. Yeah, let's make more carbon dioxide. Just burning this up.

[B]

And they're all self centered and selfish as what you find. Find anything?

[D]

No, I have to do more research on that.

[A]

Oh man.

[B]

Let's look it up here. Okay, here's the facts. No state laws explicitly forbid medical care for miscarriages. 00. So her argument is complete bullshit, which is most of these people's argument. And by the way, I don't really give a real talk. I. I hope you have all the abortions because I don't want to deal with you in 20 years. I don't want to deal with your kids being brainwashed with your dumb ass. All right? So let's be real. I'm not above and you guys can judge me however you want. But there's an old saying. Never stop your enemy from making a mistake. So why the will we give a if the people who don't. I know people are going to say, well, you know, it's not the baby's fault. Well, the baby's going to be raised to be just like them. Okay? So do you want to. Do you want them to take care of the problem or do you want to deal with it for your whole life?

[A]

Yeah, that's real.

[B]

So I'm just. That's reality. Okay? And people could judge however they want. That's reality. You know, I don't like people that act like this. I'd like to have less of them.

[D]

To your point, this video on social Media has about 1700 comments and most of them are talking about how she should have never done that in front of the kid and how poor the effect is going to be on the kid.

[B]

Yeah, most bro. Zeeshan, think about what she does in other times in front of the kid.

[D]

When people are not looking.

[B]

Think about what she does at home, bro.

[A]

How many times do you think she's called the police on black people barbecuing?

[B]

All of them. All of them. She. She. That woman. This is the hypocrisy of these people. That woman will be out marching with blm, but the minute that a black person knocks on her door, she's calling the police.

[A]

No doubt.

[B]

Okay? She will march for all the illegal migrants and all the. But the minute we say, hey, take one into your home. Well, that's not safe for me.

[A]

She don't want no illegal.

[B]

Yeah, it's all these people, their ideology is all. They don't stand for anything they say they stand for. That's reality. So it's. We should just accept that that's reality because they have no logical argument. And I'm talking about leftists. I'm not talking about liberals. I'm pretty liberal myself, okay? These people should be dealt with very directly. Hey, you. How about that?

[A]

I'm with it, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm with it, bro.

[B]

I don't. Listen. I go through my whole life like that, so I don't really give a. Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I love how these people think they know everything. Like, where the do we get off in society where your life just sucks and everything about your life is horrible? And you. You think you know everything. Like, if you. If you know everything, why does your life suck? You know what I'm saying? Why are you so angry?

[A]

Where's the pudding?

[B]

Why don't you know the stats on the own. On your own causes that you claim to care about?

[A]

Like, she's pregnant now.

[B]

Well, I. I think she's just a plea. But that's how she stands.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

You know, like.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Dude, there's dudes that. Girls like that.

[A]

Dude, that. That's the SAP.

[B]

I know. What the is wrong with you guys?

[A]

You gotta stop this.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, hey, it.

[B]

You all be them, okay?

[A]

Yeah, no, we don't do these. Yeah, no, we don't do these.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

We. I mean, we. Listen. We def. Like, listen. I get it. I get it. All right? Right around April. I get it, okay?

[B]

Gotta get that tax return money, okay? These right here.

[A]

Because it's your guy's fault, bro. The ones that can march with us, we don't go after that. They can't march with us. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

They gotta ride the scooter in the march.

[A]

Oh, bro, don't put that on us, bro. Yeah, well, guys, brand new segment. Put it in. Who.

[B]

Who. Who. Who sent that one? Who sent it?

[D]

Who put it in?

[B]

Who did put it in?

[A]

I technically put it in.

[B]

Fucking dj.

[A]

Let us know, guys.

[B]

All right, who was It. Was it Andy? Was it dj? Was it Keith? Was it Joe Young? Was it Ice Cream Joe, Zeeshan or Madot?

[A]

Let us know.

[D]

I think people know your passion's pretty indicative, brother.

[B]

That was not me. That wasn't me.

[A]

Guys, let's get to our last or finals headline. We got our third set. Headline number three.

[B]

I would never send a clip like that.

[A]

Oh, man. Gotta talk about some judges. We got some interesting things happening with some of our judges, so let's just highlight some good ones and some bad ones and what's shaking and what's, you know, shack. A lacking over here. All right, did you see Eric Adams got his case dismissed? So Judge dismisses Eric Adams case and denying DOJ an opportunity to revive it later. So this entire case, it has been dismissed with prejudice, which means he's good and he's completely out the clear, which.

[B]

Means it was total.

[A]

It was total the entire time.

[B]

I don't even like Eric Adams.

[A]

I don't like him either.

[B]

But. But you know what?

[A]

Ain't do it.

[B]

Hey, listen. Yeah, well, probably did something, but let's be real, bro. Let's be real, okay? We say whatever we want about Eric Adams. He doesn't. It doesn't feel like he's a part of their. It feels like he's a guy who has liberal beliefs who's not down with the leftist corruption. And, you know, there's a lot of things. Honestly, dude, there's things he said, I've been like, bro, he's right. You know, So I. You know, nobody should be prosecuted for things they didn't do.

[A]

Yeah. Well, here's the other interesting thing with this. Just quickly, they noted down here at the bottom. But this arrangement had the judge just dismissed this with. Without prejudice, meaning they could retry this at a later time. That would have given Trump a massive leverage stake over Adams, you know, so that even that whole collusion that they tried to throw in there, the fact that this got dismissed with. With prejudice, like, it goes to show it was all.

[B]

Of course it was all.

[A]

So. All right, good job. You know, Good, good, Good work, judge. But let's. Let's head to one that ain't doing too good. Let's watch one that ain't doing it too well. Massachusetts judge charges ICE agent with contempt of court for detaining suspect in middle of his trial. Did you hear this?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, man. So a Massachusetts judge on Monday found a U.S. immigration and Customs Enforcement agent in contempt of court for detaining a Dominican man in the middle of his trial. Last week, Boston Municipal Court Judge Mark Somerville accused ICE agent Brian Sullivan of violating the rights of the defendant William Martell. LeBron Sullivan did not appear for court for the hearing. Quote, this is a disturbing case, Somerville said. Quote, it's a case of obstruction of justice. It's a case of violating the defendant's right to be present at trial and confront witnesses against him. Couldn't be more serious. Martell lebron was taken into custody last week following the second day of his trial on charges that he provided false information in a driver's license application. Somerville dismissed the charges against Martel. Martel LeBron. Some of it also criticized assistant district attorney from the Suffolk County District Attorney's Office in order them to investigate Sullivan, the agent. So this guy who's not supposed to be here.

[B]

Hold on, go back to what the judge said right here. This is a disturbing case. Somerville, who's the judge, said it's a case of obstruction of justice. It's a case of violating the defendant's right to be present at trial and confront witnesses against him. Couldn't be more serious. Absolutely, Judge. You are the one obstructing justice. And just to remind you, this is not a citizen of the United States, which means he doesn't have the same rights that a citizen of the United States has. And as a judge, you fucking know that.

[A]

Okay, you're an activist.

[B]

So let's talk. That's right, let's talk about who's actually obstructing justice. And then to try to investigate a man who is doing his job to remove illegal migrants from our country that do not belong here, that commit crimes and suck up tax dollars from a struggling American citizenship. Okay, so who's actually obstructing justice here? I would say that it's Judge Mark Somerville. That's my opinion, and I think I'm pretty correct on that opinion.

[A]

You can hold you into contempt.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

From all the way in Boston. Listen, dude, that way.

[A]

Because, like, here's the situation, right? The guy was actually. He wasn't even in the courthouse. He was outside the courthouse and agents spotted him. They fucking got him.

[B]

It doesn't matter if he's in the motherfucking courthouse.

[A]

Won't matter because. Well, here's the thing. Like, this is what this judge would have done. The judge knows he ice was looking for him. And a lot of times he's activist judges. I've literally been seeing these clips of this shit. They will take that dude and like, you know, not release him on a bond and hold him or whatever he has to do. Just why long that? Because they're active.

[B]

I bet this motherfucker is funded by George Soros.

[A]

There's no doubt.

[B]

I bet you.

[A]

If we looked at money.

[B]

I bet you.

[A]

I bet you trace the money.

[B]

By the way, do you see what happened in Minnesota?

[A]

Of course I saw what happened in Minnesota.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In that wild.

[B]

In that wild that, you know, Susan Crawford, projected winner of Wisconsin Supreme Court election keeping Court's liberal majority. And then Soros actually funded her election with our money, which now, because they're going to redistrict, could eventually cost the United States the entire House. And then we will deal with the same bullshit that we dealt with in the first fucking term of Trump where they're trying to impeach him every single fucking day for the entire time, ok? George Soros should be fucking arrested, bro.

[A]

It wasn't just him. George was in it. The Governor Pritzker from Illinois.

[B]

All of these people, all of these.

[A]

People, they all need to go to jail.

[B]

100.

[A]

They all need to go to jail. The craziest piece about this dude. So this is just a Screenshot. This was 4% of the votes in Shimmel was actually winning. And then at 14, which is when AP called it, they completely flipped, essentially. They completely flipped places there. So, I mean, I thought that was interesting. But. But here's what's really interesting, right, Is because must did come in, you know, like, love them. I hate him.

[B]

He gave him 20 million bucks, guys.

[A]

Transparent. Yeah, he's very open and honest, bro. He was giving people a million dollars in the lottery to fucking go vote.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He knew it was important.

[B]

His own money. By the way, that's not the tax. That's not our money.

[A]

Right.

[B]

By the way, your money, just so we're clear, was just used to elect a judge who is going to end up creating a scenario where you're going to suffer more.

[A]

Yep, 100%. But here's where it gets funky, Andy. Because it's rules for the. But rules not for me.

[B]

100%.

[A]

Let's go to a tweet by justice elect Susan Crawford. Elon Musk is buying off Brad Schimmel. Right. So she tweeted this back in February and it was a reply to a tweet said Building America's future in Elon Musk Back group has now bought 1.5 million of airtime on Wisconsin's five markets in support of conservative Supreme Court candidate Brad schimmel. That included 351k and MKE and 349k in Madison. But this lady, Susan Crawford, who just won, she decided to tweet out saying Elon Musk is buying off Brad Schimmel. Okay, Soros donated $2 million. They got funneled to you. Pritzker gave half a million. And there was another. I believe it was a total of almost 3 million that came out of fucking nowhere from other groups. Who knows where the trace that back at? But when she's questioned on that, she said, no, George, Soro's donation is just fine.

[B]

Of course it is, because it benefits her. Look, bro, none of these people should be able to donate at all of these things.

[A]

None like it.

[B]

It should like these big donations. While I appreciate what Elon Musk is doing and I understand why he's having to do it.

[A]

Game. Because that's.

[B]

Because that's the game. Right, but the game should be changed where these people cannot do this. It's Pritzker standing up. And stop mag. Extremism. How's the state of Illinois doing right now, bro?

[A]

Stop obesity. How about that?

[B]

That's another thing. Did you see this guy that Trump just. That Trump just endorsed?

[A]

No.

[B]

This guy. Representative Randy Fine. Yeah.

[A]

Is that the big guy? Pro Israel guy?

[B]

He's not big. He makes Pritzker look like a Victoria's Secret model. He. He makes the Goodyear blimp look like a paper airplane.

[A]

Yeah. No.

[B]

Okay. When this walks into a buffet, bro, they lock the doors.

[A]

Oh, good guy.

[B]

Okay, hold on. Yeah, Randy Fine.

[A]

Randy Fine.

[B]

Randy Fine. Put him up there, bro.

[A]

I'm trying to find a full body shot. They won't. They won't. They don't want to show.

[B]

Yeah, they don't.

[D]

Doesn't fit.

[B]

Yeah, that's. Anyway, this keeps tweeting.

[A]

Oh, he's a catfish, bro. He's a catfish. Did you find a picture of him neck up, bro?

[B]

Yeah, well, it's.

[A]

He's just cat.

[B]

Oh, no. This guy. Listen, that head does not match the body.

[A]

They don't?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, damn, Randy.

[B]

So check this out. So this guy's making tweets that says, there's no suffering adequate for these animals. May the streets of Gaza overflow with blood. I'mma read you a couple more of his tweets. So somebody tagged him and said you should. He's tweeting, may the streets of Gaza overflow with blood. He also tweeted kill. Period them. Period. All period. Okay. Somebody tags him and says, you should be ashamed of yourself. How do you sleep at night with a picture of a baby in Gaza that Has been a baby. I'm talking, dude, newborn baby. That's a disturbing picture. I don't get disturbed by much, okay? And they say, how do you sleep with yourself? And his response is quite well, actually. Thanks for the pick. Okay? We do not need people like this in our leadership that have no. There he is, there's that fat.

[A]

Good God.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

[A]

Look at that moose knuckle, dude.

[B]

Clearly he's a got a down there or something. This guy hasn't seen his dick since Vietnam, bro. And, and he's up here talking all this, bro, like, you man, like. And this is not a side issue. This is, this is a humanity issue. If you can look at a fucking picture of a dead baby and say some fucked up shit like that, I fucking can't stand it. How the fuck can someone like that be endorsed by Donald Trump? I'm just being honest.

[A]

And he's Jewish. Like they have this clip of him saying that we are a people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever lived for 2000 years. Every single place.

[B]

Okay, well why is that? Why? Maybe we should ask why that is.

[A]

Andy, if me and you went to with some bars and every bar that we got kicked, you know, went to, had a good time, we ended up getting kicked out, right? I'm talking about bar after bar after bar. At some point we gotta say, well.

[B]

Why do we keep getting kicked out of the bar? What the. Okay, and, and bro, this is him saying it were you. This is his words. Now I realize that a lot of, you know, full blown anti Semitic people, you know, that's what the thing they say, but he's saying this. Ok, go, go back, scroll back up. He's saying this. We are people that have been kicked out of every place we've ever lived for 2,000 years. Well, maybe it's because you say shit like thanks for the pick when you're looking at a fucking dead baby. Okay, that doesn't represent most of, of mo. Most Jewish people would not say that. They wouldn't? No, they have empathy in their heart. They say that's horrible, bro. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, like, dude, and Trump's endorsing this.

[A]

Guy, what the five year prison?

[B]

He's calling for five year prison. Prison sentences for distributing anti Israel flyers. He calls them a hate crime. How is, how is criticizing a country a hate crime? So, so, so basically you're trying to make it so you can do and say and be whatever you want and, and, but nobody can say shit about it. Fuck, dude, this is fucking. Am I off here?

[A]

No, fuck no, bro. And fuck this dude.

[B]

Linda. Somebody named Linda says Randy fines so fat and massive, he gives new meaning to the term dual citizen. He can literally be located in America and Israel at the exact same time.

[A]

Bro, you got a big moose knuckle, man.

[B]

Bro, that guy's a. Imagine how he smells. Oh, man, imagine what this smells like.

[A]

I bet it ain't bagels.

[B]

And he's talking all this mad, bro. Like you couldn't even take care of yourself, dude. You couldn't defend yourself against anybody.

[A]

Somebody called him a fat lesbian.

[B]

Hey, bro. I mean, does he look like it?

[A]

He looks like he could.

[B]

You could no real talk if you took that picture right there, huh? And I said, that is a fat woman.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Would you.

[A]

She drives.

[B]

Hold on. If you did not know who the that was. And I threw that up there and I said, is that a man or a woman? Look, look at. Look at his arms.

[A]

Zero, tone zero. Definitely. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, yeah, probably drives. Probably drive a Subaru, I would assume.

[B]

Well, there's certain Subarus that are okay to drive.

[A]

Yeah, like two of them.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Two of them.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But everything else is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Homo sapiens.

[B]

I just can't believe that these people, you know. Oh, you're an American. He's. He calls himself an American. Hold on, Trump, go back, go back. Go. Scroll down. Listen to this. So here's Trump's tweet about him. Scroll down.

[A]

Oh, I could.

[B]

Fuck, man. What the fuck you think down means?

[A]

I can't fucking know. I can't see for Keith.

[B]

Fucking Keith is not this planet that we're seeing on the. Okay, America. This is Trump's tweet. America First Patriot Randy Fine is running to represent the wonderful people of Florida's 6th congressional district. A highly successful, Harvard educated businessman and greatly respected state legislator, Ron has been a tremendous voice for MAGA and Congress. Randy will be. Okay, first of all, you're never going to hear him speak because he's always going to have food in his mouth, okay? Second of all, what are you doing endorsing someone who's willing to say this about another fucking race of human beings?

[A]

There's no way that Trump didn't know this.

[B]

No, that's what I'm saying, bro. And this is the where I. What are you doing, dude? That guy's not America First. You mean the guy who's saying that we should put people in prison for five years for speaking Critical thought when the foundational amendment of this country is free speech.

[A]

Yeah. No, that's crazy, bro.

[B]

Bro, that's disgusting shit. And I'm not above criticizing Donald Trump, bro, you're fucking wrong on this shit, bro. And by the way, you're out of touch with where America is on it too.

[A]

Look at his bio. State senator running for Florida's 6th congressional district. Husband and father of two boys, Jewish and proud Zionist. Speak for myself. Not for this. Not the state of Florida.

[B]

Well, that's kind. That. That's cool, bro. You can be pro all you want. Anything. But you shouldn't be in the government of this country.

[A]

No, no, bro, I wonder if he's getting destroyed in comments. Let's see.

[B]

Oh, of course he is.

[A]

Yeah. He's getting obliterated, bro. It's that picture over and over again.

[B]

How old do you think that is, Randy?

[A]

He's probably, what, like 40?

[B]

He's 50. 50, 51.

[A]

So I'm not good with white people. Ages, bro.

[B]

Well, that's good because I'm not good with black people. Ages. You can't fucking tell. Black don't crack, bro.

[A]

No, I don't. It don't. Mayonnaise does spoil though.

[B]

Mayonnaise. Get the fuck out of here.

[A]

Yeah, man. That's wild though, bro. That's wild. That's wild.

[B]

So he's got a net worth of approximately $30 million, lives in a 5 million dollar house, got a JP Morgan account of $750,000. And you know he has no remorse for people across the world don't have. That are being killed indiscriminately. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, that's disgusting.

[B]

No, it's gross, dude. What does that say about where he thinks he stands in the. In the hierarchy of humanity versus everybody else?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Right, Bro, listen, it's not okay. I don't give a fuck what race you're looking at. Like, I don't care if you hate them. I don't care if you're mad at the country. I don't. I don't fucking care. But to look at another human being and say, nice picture, when it's a. Literally a fucking baby, bro, that baby, okay, a couple of weeks old, that's some of the most disgusting and disturbing shit. And it should lend credibility to the argument of what I was making earlier about how little they give a fuck about you and me and anybody. Because if you're gonna say that about that kid, what the you think he thinks about your kids? What do you think he thinks about your. Your guys's Kids that are listening. You know what I'm saying? You don't give a. And, bro, these people don't. There's very few people that do. And honestly, I'm friends with the ones that do. You know, that's really. So it's wrong, you know, I mean, the good news is the guy's probably not gonna make it through a term. I mean, you don't listen. You don't see people in their. In their 50s and 60s that are that big. You know, that guy's a ticking time bomb. Yeah, imagine. Imagine. Like, that's why I was curious to look up how he was successful, because how can someone has no discipline whatsoever be successful? And I looked it up, and he invested in some gambling company, which makes sense.

[A]

So he's taking another gamble. That's for sure. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

[B]

Was that thumbs up?

[A]

No, that was.

[B]

No, that was three.

[A]

That was three, though.

[B]

Oh, we got thumbs up, too.

[A]

Little special sauce.

[B]

We're getting the whole enchilada, the whole banana, the whole meat stick, the whole cucumber.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

The whole eggplant.

[A]

Old boiled hot dog.

[B]

The old 96er.

[A]

Oh, I don't understand that reference.

[B]

Well, you wouldn't.

[A]

Oh, guys, it's time for thumbs up.

[B]

Yours is a sixer.

[A]

Oh, is that right? Yeah, yeah. You know, I was going to say earlier, bro, about the bullying thing, like.

[B]

You got bullied for having a little wiener.

[A]

No, no. Like, that's when the bullying stopped.

[B]

When. When you accepted that you had a little wiener and disowned it. Like, I know I got a little wiener, guys. And then it stopped. Usually that works.

[A]

All right, guys, let's get to our thumbs up. Dumb as fuck. That failed. It is what it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just.

[B]

I'm just.

[A]

There's no prelude to this. I'm just gonna put it up here. All right. Yeah. I guess the only preface I will make here is, I thought this was April Fool's, this article, bro, did you.

[B]

See Val Kilmer died?

[A]

I did, man.

[B]

That sucks, bro.

[A]

Dude, yeah, Great.

[B]

He was one of my favorite actors, dude.

[A]

Great actor.

[B]

Like, he was in the. He was in Heat.

[A]

Batman.

[B]

He was Doc Holliday and Tombstone. You probably never seen that. Okay, bro. Top Gun. He's. Dude, he's played some iconic characters, bro. He was in the movie the Saint. Great underrated movie. Fuck, dude. Jim Morrison in the Doors. Like, bro. Yeah, Batman. Like, bro, he's.

[A]

This dude sucks.

[B]

He was one of my favorite fucking actors. Young My favorite. Yeah, he's 65. He had a lot of health problems, dude. Yeah, he had cancer, like, from two. I didn't. I read this last night, but it happened in 2015.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

But, like, bro, that. I mean, you've never seen Tombstone. I'm not here to bust your balls about it, but, dude, the character he plays in Tombstone is one of my all time favorite characters. Characters. You know that tattoo that I have says play for blood? That's one of the lines from. Oh. From the movie. So. Yeah, that's. You guys seen Tombstone, right? Yeah. Huh. Bro, that's. That's a badass movie. Like, for real. You should watch it. I'm not making fun of you if you're not seeing it. Yeah, yeah. Tombstone. White Earps good, too. That's what Kevin Costner, right? Yeah, that's good too. I like Kevin Costner, but yeah, bro, that character Doc Holliday in that. In that movie is one of my fucking favorite of all time.

[A]

Rip.

[B]

Yeah, bro, thanks for all the fucking good movies, bro. I still enjoy them now. You know, I. Dude, the character he played in Heat was awesome, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very humble dude, too. Like, he's a very. Like, when you see him in interviews and read his, he was never. He never thought he was the star. He always thought, like, he was blessed to be around all the stars, which, bro, what a way to go through life, you know what I'm saying?

[D]

He was very famous worldwide too.

[B]

What?

[D]

He was very famous worldwide.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

And I knew of him way before I came to America.

[A]

Really?

[D]

That. Yeah.

[B]

Well, what. What movie did you know him from? Was he in Bollywood? No, no Bollywood movies. What? India is so big, bro. They got their own movie scene.

[D]

Yeah, they do.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They produce the most number of movies in the world.

[B]

Yeah. And dude, superstars in India are mega superstars.

[D]

Crazy. Yeah, huh?

[A]

I have a lot more fans.

[B]

That's right. No, it's real.

[A]

Yeah, but not.

[B]

How do you become a superstar in India?

[D]

Well, you spend money. You do good stuff.

[B]

I mean. Yeah, but, like, everybody looks the same, so how do you stand out?

[D]

No, that's so white and racist of you.

[B]

I know.

[D]

We could say the same for you guys.

[B]

Yeah, that is true.

[A]

Turn the lights on.

[B]

Everybody looks like baloney.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I thought this was like an April Fool's article.

[B]

Yeah, it's not.

[A]

So? It was written on April 1. This is not an April Fool's article. The headline reads, I drink my own pee for the health benefits. I also do urine enemas and splash it on my Skin to sunbathe.

[B]

Are we gonna guess the race of this person? Because this is definitely a white person. A hundred percent, bro. This motherfucker's whiter than shit, bro.

[A]

Listen, this is.

[B]

Am I wrong?

[A]

Oh, it's your people.

[B]

Yeah. This is one of these on the Internet that can't. They. They don't want any chemicals and any of their. They want to roll around the grass and sun their buttholes and shoot coffee up their ass and all this and tell you how dangerous it is that you do this and that and this and, you know, and then they drink their own piss. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

This is it. Yeah. Golden powers. Troy Casey has received a steady stream of press from his unorthodox wellness regimen, which includes the daily practice of drinking his own pee. A former model and author of ripped@50 a journey to Self Love, Casey has been drinking his urine for years, and he regards it as something of a diagnostic tool. Quote, I think it teaches your insides a little bit more about yourself.

[B]

Oh, of course. That makes perfect sense.

[A]

Casey, he told the Post. Urine has stem cells, amino acids, and antibodies. It's the hair of the dog. A direct biofeedback loop. You know what's wrong with you as soon as you drink your morning pee?

[B]

Does your pee tell you so you drink your pee, and it transmits a signal to your brain that tells you, you know, like, all it. Diagnosis, what is this? How does this work?

[A]

I don't know. Let's check it out.

[C]

Okay, today we're going to talk about the ancient art of Shivambu, or urine therapy. Now, I'm not adv that you do it. I'm talking about my own personal practice. It resonates with you, and you think it's a good idea for yourself, then I recommend reading J.W. armstrong's Water of Life. And so I've been practicing urine therapy for the greater part of the last two decades, about 20 years. I shook this one up already because typically it has some type of residue. Some people call it ormus. It's like a cloudy white part of it. I shook that up to integrate it into it. Now, the folklore behind this is it has HGH stem cells, amino acids, minerals. I drink a little bit of it every morning. This is aged urine. And so you pee in here, you put a cheesecloth over it, you get anaerobic bacteria going in it, and then aerobic bacteria. You close it up and it seals it and it cooks out here in the sun. I've drank this on camera before. I Sky Cowan's documentary she did of me. It's very powerful. It smells like ammonia. The feeling that I get from it is amazing. And then it makes my skin look golden orange. Kind of gnarly tasting, medicinal, primordial. I've said before. Kind of gives you the feeling of ayahuasca. There you go. Sharing another one of my esoteric practices. Don't try this at home unless you're a certified health. Not too.

[B]

What do you think that guy smells like?

[A]

Damn, bro.

[B]

You look.

[A]

Bro, why you smell like piss?

[B]

Holy man, Bro, I knew this was a white guy.

[A]

Just take. Just get on trt, bro.

[B]

That's right. Just go get some testosterone and some HRT and some hga. Put that in you.

[A]

You'll be fine.

[B]

You don't have to drink your piss.

[A]

Or smell like it.

[B]

What the Is all this weird?

[A]

Dude, bro, show people, man.

[B]

No, dude, it really is. It is. You can't scroll the Internet without somebody saying some so that they can get some attention. That's all this is, bro. Look what I do. Real talk, man. Like, real talk. How old is this guy?

[A]

50, 50s?

[B]

Okay. Yeah. I mean, look, you. You don't look golden brown. You look retarded. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a decent guy, but I'm not gonna hang out with you because, dude, you smell like piss. I could smell you. I could smell you through the screen.

[A]

He's glistening with piss.

[B]

How is this real? God. What the. How.

[A]

Why anything once. So what I did earlier.

[B]

No.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

No, you didn't.

[A]

I got a little bottle here. I'm with you.

[B]

Yeah. How much would it cost for you to drink a bottle of your own piss?

[A]

How big? About like a.

[B]

Like a water bottle right there. Like this little one.

[A]

15 gram?

[B]

50? You would drink a whole bottle?

[A]

A whole bottle of my own piss.

[B]

I wouldn't even allow you to do that for that much money. There's no way.

[A]

15 grand. I do it right now.

[B]

There's. Are you serious?

[A]

So serious. Just piss.

[B]

There's no way. First of all, you wouldn't.

[A]

I would.

[B]

Second of all, I wouldn't allow that. No.

[A]

How much? How much would you. What would be the process. Okay, Andy, you wouldn't. If somebody came in right now with a briefcase of $50 million. You ain't drinking your own bottle of piss.

[D]

You can't put $50 million in a small briefcase.

[B]

Yeah, so? Like, that doesn't work.

[A]

Three briefcases. It's hard cash, Andy. 50 meals. You ain't. You ain't Drinking your. You're going to. You ain't gonna drink it?

[B]

No, I don't think so. Maybe I would, though, because, like, I know how much it takes to make that kind of money. I have a relative understanding of what 50 million is, unlike these liars on the Internet that say, you know, oh, you know, you could spend a hundred million dollars and not even. I'm. I'm making $17 million a minute. You know, you don't. You don't know me. You've never seen me. You don't know my companies. You, you, you. You know, I have a Lamborghini and I'm making $20 million a day. Buy my. I actually have a understanding of how hard it is to make that kind of money.

[A]

So you might.

[B]

I would. Listen, we're getting into a actual range of reality. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I. I don't think I would do it for that. It would have to be still more.

[A]

Still more, bro. Geez.

[B]

Yeah. Because I don't need the money. Yeah.

[A]

But I mean, it's just.

[B]

What am I gonna do?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I'm gonna look at my life and be like, dude, I. I had a drink piss to get this.

[A]

My breast thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That'S true.

[B]

Would you rather. Would you. For 15 grand, would you rather eat. Eat a whole entire of your own or drink your piss?

[A]

Oh, piss.

[B]

Yeah, that'd be easier.

[A]

Easy. I'm not eating. Come on. I'm not a Neanderthal.

[B]

I'm a. I'm a civilized human being. I drink piss. Yeah.

[A]

I just drink my pit.

[B]

Oh, man, this. These are on a different thing, bro. Listen, here, let me tell you the truth. Here's the truth, okay? Y'all gonna die, okay? It doesn't matter how much piss you drank. It doesn't matter how many. I mean, look, it's a good idea to be in shape. It's a good idea to be in shape mentally. It's a good idea to take care of yourself and all of this. But all you old that think you're gonna live forever, you're not. And not only you're not gonna live forever, you're gonna not enjoy your life because you're drinking your own piss, okay? And you won't let yourself have anything other than this or that or this. This at all, because it's got a pixie dust of some that you don't even understand. I. Dude, like real talk, these, like, zealot fucking health people are they hurt more people than they help. Yeah, that's the truth. Because what they're doing is they're trying to get people to buy into their little cult of extremism on. On health. And people do. And, you know, show me the studies of what you get out of drinking piss besides dehydrated. Does this guy have a program or some that he's selling?

[A]

I think just that book.

[B]

I don't know. Whatever, dude. All I'm saying is it's. This is insane. And you don't have to drink your own piss to be look healthy and feel good. And, dude, it's very simple. You know, you got to drink water, you gotta eat a little bit less than what the. You burn, you stay lean. Okay? You got to get your protein in. You got to move. You got a resistance train. Outside of that, it doesn't really matter.

[A]

No piss required.

[B]

Yeah, you take some multivitamins with fish oil if you want to be. If you want to. Anything you do after that is extra. You know, you want to. You want to take creatine. Helps you with your brain, helps you with your muscles. Awesome. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Like, we're not talking about you don't have to drink piss. You know, like, this shit is. It's gotten out of control.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, you know, we went. We had these dudes, you know, saying, I gotta eat, you know, 40 pounds of liver a day, and it just keep going and going and going and going and going, and now we're at drinking piss.

[A]

Yep. Piss king.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thumbs down on this one.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

All right, man. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I got, man.

[B]

I'm disgusted. And I'm. Dude, I'm tired. Like, I'm tired of these. These, like, zealot people who, like, you know, like, I don't say you have to do 75 hard. You don't have to do it. If you want to, you know, if you want to do it, it'll help you, you know? Like, I don't know, dude. Like, I'm just tired of these. You have to do it this way. And I love that he said, oh, you don't have to do it, but this is what I do. But, like, yeah, that's because you're gonna make people sick, and they're sue the out of you.

[A]

I didn't never tell you to do it.

[B]

Yeah, dude. Imagine being someone. Like, imagine being someone watching this and then legitimately being like, I wonder if that works? And then you DM him. Hey, what's his name? Troy. Whatever the his name is. Hey, man, what kind of. What kind of. What kind of. What do you drink to create the piss, you know? And, like, what kind of cheesecloth do you put on the jar?

[A]

And how big is the jar?

[B]

How big is the jar? And then, like, you know, how long do you have to leave it in the sun to get, like. Does it have to be, like, fresh out of the sun, like, steaming hot? Like, imagine, like, this sounds like a bad joke.

[A]

Like, I thought it was April Fools. It was real, dude.

[B]

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go get a. This is. I'm fucking. Dude, I'm going to teach you the secret of health. Here's what you do. You go get yourself a jar. I can't even fucking say it right? You go get yourself a jar and then you pee in it.

[A]

Just pee in it? Just.

[B]

Yes, just pee.

[A]

Does it have to go, like, the thing. Does it go in the jar or just, like, out?

[B]

Like, I mean, you know, it helps with the enzymes.

[A]

Fully encompassing it.

[B]

Yes. If you just stick it all the way. Okay.

[A]

I'll have to get a really big.

[B]

It helps with the enzymes and, you know, all the micronutrients and all the things that you need for sure. And with your feedback system, if you really want to get a signal back, you got to stick your dick all the way in the jar. Okay. Yes. If it. If you're blessed that. Which I know you are. It's okay, though. Yeah.

[A]

So I have a friend who needs a really small jar.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Well, like a preservative jar.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, come in, like, baby food. Like, that's okay, right? Yeah, that's okay. So. So here's what you got to do. You got to get the baby food jar, okay? And you stick it. Stick your dick in it. And if you. If you. If you.

[A]

Baby food first.

[B]

No, if you. Listen, I'm trying to tell you the secret of health. If you really want to get healthy, you stick your dick in the baby food jar while the baby food's in there, okay? And then you. You do that until you ejaculate, all right? And then you mix it all together and you eat that as your food. All right? Then after you eat the food. What are you laughing about? I'm serious over here. After you. After you eat the food, okay? Then you piss in the jar.

[A]

The same jar you ate out of.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

This is the. Called the duck. This is called the double whammy.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

It's extra healthy. Okay. All right. And Then what you do is you pee in the jar. All right? And if you don't leave it out in the sun, that's okay. You could microwave it.

[A]

Microwave with the metal lid on there.

[B]

You don't want to do that. Got it. Don't put the metal lid in there. You might want to cover it with a towel or something like that so it doesn't, you know, you don't want to lose any of the nutrients.

[A]

Yeah. Don't want to lose it.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Well, the microwave is going to keep it all in there because it's like a closed space.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And if any escapes, you just wipe that off, put on your mouth.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

But so, dude, listen, this is very important. So if you don't heat the piss, it won't give you the biofeedback. So, like, you won't understand what it's trying to tell you.

[A]

That's how, like, tea works. Like, you got to drink hot tea for it to. Yeah, right.

[B]

So, like, dude, the whole point is, is that when you drink the piss, it tells you what's going on with your body, like Troy says.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So if you do it room temperature or it's not hot enough, you don't get all the benefits.

[A]

It makes complete sense.

[B]

And then what you do is, you know, you drink the piss as hot as you can handle, and. And you'll feel great, bro.

[A]

I love it.

[B]

It'll change your whole life. Now, and if there's any like, in there afterwards, you just rub that on your body.

[A]

Got it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, can I put cucumbers and in there in the. This water?

[B]

No, because if you do that just.

[A]

For, like, extra hydration.

[B]

No, if you do it, that will mess it up.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

Don't want to mess it up. It's. It's. It's science.

[D]

Science by my course.

[B]

Yes, I teach you how to do it. There's a few other steps, There's a few other things. There's a few other things that you can do as well. But that's in my course. It's $997.

[A]

I mean, if I get to live forever, though, that sounds like a bargain.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, like, that's. That's what it does, you know, it makes you live forever.

[D]

It was actually $20,000. You were giving it a deal.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's what I charge everybody else. Oh, I'm charging you 997 special. Yeah. Because everybody else, they pay 20,000.

[A]

Geez, man.

[B]

Yeah. So I'm hooking you up man. It's. You know.

[D]

And if you don't buy it. If you don't buy it, you're an idiot.

[B]

Oh, yeah, of course. Who doesn't want to live forever? Exactly. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But listen, it's because I like you. I am going to give it to you for $997.

[A]

Sign me up.

[B]

All right. You would sign up for that? Bro, you bought a timeshare? Yeah. You bought a timeshare. I got you in right there. Yeah, I can see your eyes spinning. I had a DJ hypnotized.

[A]

All right, well, that's all I got.

[B]

Hey, don't be a hoe share the.

[A]

Show went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze bowl stove counted millions in a cold, bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold, that's a no head shot, Case closed.