863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella - Episode 863

Title: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent
Release Date: April 4, 2025
Hosts: Andy Frisella and DJ CTI
Episode: 863

In Episode 863 of "REAL AF with Andy Frisella," hosts Andy Frisella and DJ CTI dive into a series of contentious and trending topics, blending heated debates with their signature humor. The episode addresses significant political developments, controversial statements by public figures, and social issues that have ignited public discourse. Below is a detailed summary of the key discussions, insights, and conclusions from the episode.

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1. Georgia Dad's Legal Trouble

Timestamps: 01:00 - 07:00

Andy and DJ CTI discuss a recent incident involving a father in Georgia, named Clay Travis, who was charged with a misdemeanor for leaving his three children unattended at McDonald's for an hour and a half. Initially claiming he was at a job interview, investigative efforts by the Augusta police revealed inconsistencies in his story.

• Andy Frisella emphasized the thoroughness of the investigation:

  "Based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr. Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended." (03:23)

• DJ CTI criticized the initial fundraising efforts, pointing fingers at Chris Lewis for potential deceit:

  "Shame on Chris. Fool me once, fool me never again." (07:35)

The hosts highlighted the importance of verifying information before supporting causes, urging listeners to ensure transparency and honesty in charitable endeavors.

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2. Trump's Tariff Announcements and Global Reactions

Timestamps: 08:11 - 14:30

The conversation shifts to President Donald Trump's recent tariff policies, which have imposed a baseline tariff of 10% on imports alongside reciprocal tariffs based on foreign nations' tariffs on U.S. goods. This move aims to incentivize domestic investment and growth but has elicited mixed reactions globally.

• Andy Frisella outlined the economic impact:

  "A group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families more than $3,500 a year." (10:47)

• DJ CTI echoed concerns about the long-term effects:

  "It sounds like he's doing some sort of uber deliveries, you know, doordash. Yeah, Weed dash, Canada, drug dash." (06:08)

European and Chinese leaders criticized the tariffs. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called them a "major blow to the world economy," while China's Foreign Ministry stated,

"There are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars." (09:04)

The hosts debated the balance of tariffs, mentioning that while reciprocal measures aim to offset previous tariffs, the disparity remains significant, especially with China imposing a 67% tariff rate compared to the U.S.'s 34%. They questioned the feasibility of fully balancing tariffs without causing economic strain.

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3. Jasmine Crockett's Controversial Statement on Job Qualification

Timestamps: 24:13 - 28:08

Jasmine Crockett, a public defender, stirred controversy by stating that being "black" was a primary qualification for her hiring, despite having no prior criminal defense experience. Andy and DJ CTI critiqued her comments during a House Judiciary Subcommittee meeting.

• Andy Frisella mocked Crockett's rationale:

  "I played it. It's pathetic that she believes being black was a qualification over expertise." (25:07)

• DJ CTI sarcastically remarked on the absurdity of using race as a primary employment criterion:

  "She hires based on being black, just like telling Jeff Bezos to run Amazon because she's white." (27:30)

The hosts argued that diversity initiatives should be based on merit and that Crockett's approach undermines professional standards. They emphasized the importance of qualifications over race in public service roles.

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4. Women's Fencer's Protest Against Transgender Opponent

Timestamps: 33:00 - 50:07

A significant portion of the episode focused on Stephanie Turner, a women's fencer who refused to compete against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland. Turner opted to take a knee in protest instead of participating in the match.

• Andy Frisella expressed support for Turner's stance:

  "This is great. I like to see it." (43:26)

• DJ CTI criticized USA Fencing for not addressing women's concerns:

  "Turner said USA Fencing has failed to listen to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy." (45:25)

Turner was subsequently expelled from the tournament. The hosts debated the implications of allowing transgender athletes in women's sports, questioning the fairness and safety for cisgender women competitors. They referenced Martina Navratova, a renowned tennis champion, to highlight the backlash from the sports community.

• Mirror Quote from Turner:

  "I will not fence this individual. I am a woman, and this is a men's tournament." (45:20)

The discussion delved into broader societal debates about gender identity, sports regulations, and the impact of such policies on athletic integrity and inclusivity.

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5. Listener Interaction and Community Comments

Timestamps: 16:36 - 28:08

Engaging with their audience, Andy and DJ CTI read and react to various listener comments, often blending humor with criticism.

• A listener suggested a challenging proposition:

  "I'm drinking it for $10,000." (17:11)
  This led to a mock discussion about the extremity of such a challenge, highlighting the absurdity of some online personas.

• The hosts also addressed misconceptions and stereotypes, such as debating whether Guinness is a stout or a lager, demonstrating their casual and often irreverent engagement style.

The segment underscored the hosts' commitment to interacting with their audience, albeit through a lens of satire and critique of certain social behaviors.

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6. "Thumbs Up or Dumb" Segment

Timestamps: 66:30 - 80:54

In the final segment, Andy and DJ CTI introduce the "Thumbs Up or Dumb" game, where they present headlines and assess them humorously.

• Highlight:
  "Why Eat Insects?"
  Featuring Chef Joseph Yoon of Brooklyn Bugs, the discussion revolved around the viability and cultural acceptance of entomophagy (insect consumption).

  • Andy Frisella expressed strong aversion:

    "I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss." (68:54)

  • DJ CTI compared it to common aversions, indicating a polarized view:

    "Misophonia. Yeah, that's me. I got that." (72:11)

The segment also touched upon unrelated nostalgic topics, such as Heelys and Spencer's store, illustrating the hosts' tendency to veer into varied and spontaneous conversations.

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Conclusion

Episode 863 of "REAL AF with Andy Frisella" encapsulates the hosts' unapologetic and forthright approach to discussing divisive topics. From scrutinizing political policies and legal cases to challenging societal norms around gender and sports, Andy and DJ CTI maintain a provocative stance aimed at sparking debate among their listeners. Their interactions with audience comments further emphasize their commitment to engaging, albeit confrontational, discourse.

Notable Quotes:

• Andy Frisella on Verification:

  "Ask but verify, trust, verify." (02:33)

• DJ CTI on Community Responsibility:

  "We have bigger problems to worry about, man." (33:31)

• Andy Frisella on Gender Policies in Sports:

  "You do those things with that person. If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't do those things." (63:25)

These moments highlight the hosts' critical perspectives and their emphasis on accountability and meritocracy in various societal facets.

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Disclaimer: The above summary reflects the content and viewpoints expressed in Episode 863 of "REAL AF with Andy Frisella." The opinions and language used by the hosts do not represent those of OpenAI.

Transcript

[Andy]

Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze up. Pole stove. Counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole. Got her own bank roll.

[AB]

Can't fold.

[Andy]

That's a no head shot case. Cloak, cloth.

[AB]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Andy]

He's definitely on the scooter.

[AB]

Huh?

[Andy]

He's on the scooters for sure.

[AB]

Yeah, whatever. All right, well, let's just start.

[Andy]

I said he had a moose knuckle.

[AB]

He did have. He did have a moose knuckle.

[Andy]

He did a nice moose knuckle.

[AB]

Okay, should we just start without the intro? Yeah, I mean, we start with the moose knuckle.

[Andy]

Moose knuckles.

[AB]

All right, everybody, here we are lucky you talk about moose knuckles.

[Andy]

Hey, man.

[AB]

All right. Don't forget to share the show. Don't be a hoe.

[Andy]

Share the show. All right.

[AB]

What's up, man?

[Andy]

Hi. How's it going?

[AB]

Good.

[Andy]

So, you know, this is real afraid?

[AB]

I think so.

[Andy]

Balls and strikes.

[AB]

Yes.

[Andy]

Call it how we see it. We have been bamboozled.

[AB]

Oh, really?

[Andy]

We have been bamboozled by what? And calling balls and strikes.

[AB]

We gotta.

[Andy]

We gotta, we gotta. We have to address this.

[AB]

Okay.

[Andy]

Okay, so yesterday we had a story we brought in about the dad down in Georgia. Right? Huh. And, you know.

[AB]

Oh, so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems. I already know the end of this story, man. I already know. And we already know. I wasn't doing nothing.

[Andy]

Right. Wasn't even my pants, you know? And AB put together that little Gofundme, right?

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

By the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it. It's at 80 grand. Okay, 30. 30,000 over the original goal. Chris Lewis.

[AB]

So we got to put some. Shame on Chris Lewis today. Shame on Chris. Well, so where are we going with this?

[Andy]

So a tweet came out and I did my back end verification on this, and there's still.

[AB]

You like to verify the back end?

[Andy]

I do. Very. Listen, it's important to verify the back end. Make sure that the back end's right. You know what I'm saying? And like, that's all that's back.

[AB]

Very, very important, the back end.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Make sure there's not nothing in the front there. You know, you never know these days.

[Andy]

Ask but verify, trust, verify.

[AB]

That's right.

[Andy]

You got. It's 20. 20.

[AB]

Could be one of them lady wieners sneak up on you.

[Andy]

Oh, man. So I had to. I had to verify the back end here. And, you know, listen, still. Still innocent to proven guilty in the court of law. Right. Uh, but apparently Augusta police say the dad who left his three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all. Um, left his kids alone for an hour and a half. Mom got called to the restaurant too. Wasn't happy. Full report has been sent to me. So this is a guy named Clay, Clay Travis, who is alleging that he has a full report that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office. Um, I mean it goes in depth. We ain't got to read it all. It's three pages.

[AB]

But they know I see something about delivering a backpack.

[Andy]

Delivering a backpack of.

[AB]

Full of what to wear.

[Andy]

Still had the backpack on them. Oh, now and listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation actually. Like, I mean they went to the place where he said he was doing the interview. They contacted that person. Check the camera footage. It was days before when the actual interview happened. But they concluded in this email here. Based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr. Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended. Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendricks apartments on foot during that period. The distance between these two locations is approximately.04 miles. Given the facts and timeline established through BWC footage, witness statements and follow up investigation, it was determined that a misdemeanor charge with deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court. This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge to determine if the children are receiving appropriate care. Full incident report to follow. But I mean they, they went. They went all over. I mean they went all over. They went to the place. I mean they got him on footage. He was not at a job interview. I don't know what he was doing.

[AB]

It says in there. They interviewed. Go back. They interviewed the 10 year old kid. Go back, back a couple slides back.

[Andy]

Victim number one 10 year old child stated that she.

[AB]

She further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack to the Hendrix Apartments and told her he would return shortly. What does that sound, what does that. What does that sound like?

[Andy]

Is that.

[AB]

Oh. Victim witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a pro. That's. I mean that's a very loose term of restaurant at approximately 16:30 4:30pm and observing the children there without adult supervision. They recalled that the father was on the phone with Someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off. I mean, technically, he was working his job. Sounds like.

[Andy]

Might be already gainfully employed.

[AB]

Yeah, it sounds like it.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

I mean, look, it sounds like he's doing, you know, some sort of uber deliveries, you know, doordash. Yeah. Weed dash, Canada, drug dash.

[Andy]

All right, so, I mean, just an update, you know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Hey, man, you know what? I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, bro.

[Andy]

That's all it was.

[AB]

Shame on you, Chris.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

Fool me once, fool me never again.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

Once you go yellow, you always go back to black. What? Well, I knew a guy used to say that.

[Andy]

What does that mean?

[AB]

I. I knew an Asian guy used to say that. I thought it would throw it in there.

[Andy]

Oh, once you go. Oh, yeah. Once you go yellow, you always go back to black. Yeah, I mean, I get it.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Ab also had an update. Something to say on this, you know, with all these updates. Now, he also tweeted this out again, saying. Spoke to his girlfriend this morning. She said he was at a job interview and that they. They have been homeless since November. But he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified. If can't verify story, I will have gofundme refund the money to everyone who has given. Thanks.

[AB]

It's the best way to handle it.

[Andy]

Yes. I mean, classy way to handle it. You know, you want to have a good heart, man, but listen, there's fucked up people out there are. And.

[AB]

Yeah, Chris, do better, do better. That's my buddy Joey Swole likes to say on the Internet, do better, do better. Yeah, you need. He says it like this. You need to do better. He's right.

[Andy]

Oh, he's right. Chris should be listening, man. Yeah, so we'll see, man. We'll keep you guys updated. But it is cruise the Internet.

[AB]

It is.

[Andy]

So let's do some more cruising.

[AB]

All right.

[Andy]

We got a plethora of headlines for you guys. Indeed and indeed. Yeah. And if you guys want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can find them link there.

[AB]

So buy some, too.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Just saying.

[Andy]

I mean, I popped open the screaming free.

[AB]

Yeah. Buy some energy drinks, protein sticks, those meat stickers get yoked.

[Andy]

Mm.

[AB]

Join the revolution.

[Andy]

Punch a hole in the drywall. I mean.

[AB]

Yeah, what difference does it make? Just go fucking crazy and then you'll.

[Andy]

Have enough energy to patch it. You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Yeah. You learn A new skill. That's what we always talk about. Sometimes you got to break shit on purpose, just figure out how to fix it.

[Andy]

It is what it is, man.

[AB]

You know?

[Andy]

Is what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise, man. We got some hell of a headlines, tariffs, little update. Like I said, we had a show just yesterday covering some of this, but update. Apparently we're getting some people that are starting to buc the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country. Some countries targeted by Trump tariffs seek negotiations. China says no winners in trade world.

[AB]

Yeah, well, they've been winning.

[Andy]

They've been killing it. Yeah, they've been, they've been crushing it. So somebody's been fucking winning.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying? But. But yeah. World leaders across the globe are reacting to President Donald Trump's Liberation Day tariff announcements with some expressing disappointment and others making threats. On Wednesday, the President announced a baseline tariff of 10% on imports in addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on U.S. goods. Trump believes these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the US and spur domestic growth. Now, a lot of people, like I said, some people are kind of pissed off. Other people want to, when, you know, now they're calling for meetings and sit downs to try to fix this after they've been leeching off fucking American people for the last God knows how long. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called the tariffs a quote, major blow to the world economy. Von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be, quote, unquote countermeasures, though she did not specify what they would entail. Meanwhile, China's Foreign Ministry said that, quote, there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars according to the apartment we got Mike Pence. Because, you know, here's the other thing to talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people. Right. How much more? Right. If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive and the countries don't just, you know, take the tariffs away. Right. This headline reads the eye popping amount Trump's terrorists will cause each American family revealed. Now this full disclosure, this is from Mike Pence. Okay. Who loves Trump, clearly fucking loves this guy. Yeah, right. Definitely a patriot American first guy.

[AB]

Yeah, definitely. He'll give you an unbiased account on.

[Andy]

Of Trump for sure. Yeah, but yeah. The group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families more than 3,500 a year. That's the rough estimates. The analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years worth of pay raises for most families. It also found that major purchases such as a new home or car could cost family $7,000 or more.

[AB]

I mean, like, you mean, you mean 7,000 more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years?

[Andy]

That's what I'm saying. I was gonna. Like, what's the difference between that?

[AB]

Like, I mean, it's. Look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through.

[Andy]

Coming from a ridiculous man.

[AB]

I agree.

[Andy]

Yeah. Some of the, the tariffs to put in. Now, it's also important to, to note here, too, these reciprocal tariffs there. It's a discounted reciprocal tariff. Right. And it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effect of. Because, you know, we still tariff some of their other shit anyway. So it kind of balances everything out. But Trump had a nice chart that came out and displayed to everybody. These are. This is just one little screen grab of it. But, like, you know, all in all, 67% is what China charges the United States. So them back with 34% to balance out.

[AB]

Why. Why would they get. Why do they get 34 if we get 67?

[Andy]

Yeah, I don't. I think, I think it. The, the asterisk says it includes currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that. That's what I'm saying. From what I was able to understand, it's basically like that is the equal amount once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries, though, they are like legitimate equal to equal. And. Yeah, I mean, it's interesting. Like, the UK is 10. So we charge them 10, I think at Brazil, 10 to 10. Right. So, I mean, you got that. Like I said, some countries are still, you know, they have pulled out and turned off all of their tariffs on the United States, Israel being.

[AB]

I think that's, I think that's. I think that 34 to 67 for China is taken into account that we consume so much Chinese goods that if we raised the same amount, it would be unaffordable.

[Andy]

Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up, the support.

[AB]

That's correct.

[Andy]

Right. And I think that's true. Yeah, that's the key, man. It's like, we can't just cut everybody off. We don't have nothing set up yet. You know, I'm saying. But like, let's get our set Up. Yeah. Cut everybody the off.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Them. It is. It is what it is.

[AB]

I agree.

[Andy]

I also saw this. I wanted to address this down because I saw some comments. People talking about, oh, you know, Japan, you know, they do that because, you know, we get all the rice. We don't produce rice here in the United States. Fun fact for you guys. Do a little research. Japan's not even the top five for rice production. Just to be clear. Okay. China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia. Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the Japan and then send that shit to us. Just to be very, very clear here, okay. We have been getting bamboozled and suddenly.

[AB]

That a lot of people won't. They won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered.

[Andy]

100. Which is a whole nother piece of the equation too.

[AB]

A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it.

[Andy]

Yeah. So I mean, it's that, you know, just a little fun fact for you there. And other news. Got a little last little, little change up here. Now this one kind of shocked me a little bit. Did you see that? Eric Adams, Mayor Eric Adams, he's dropping out of the Democratic primary and he's going to be running as an independent. He's completely off the Democrat party.

[AB]

I'm not surprised by that. I'm.

[Andy]

I'm not. But I will say, honestly, I didn't. I didn't see independent. I actually thought he was just run as a fucking Republican, bro. I really did.

[AB]

Well, I mean, that's what a stepping stone. That's what that means.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

I mean, what that means is I'm going to run as a Republican and I don't want to lose everybody that I had.

[Andy]

You're out the closet, but you're not. Like I completely.

[AB]

But I'm still gonna suck a dick.

[Andy]

Once in a while, you know.

[AB]

No, no, no, hold on. The other way around.

[Andy]

Yeah. Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah. He's in the closet.

[AB]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Andy]

Yeah. He's still gonna get glizzy.

[AB]

Yeah. I just want to talk about the glizzies. I just want to throw that in there. It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't.

[Andy]

Gotta have glizzies, bro. You gotta have them. But yeah. So Eric Adams announced Thursday he will. That he will not seek the Democratic. No. Pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate. His Honor dropped the bombshell News in a campaign video announcement just one day after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good, quote, more than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition. But the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long, making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false accusations were held over me. Adam said in the six minute spiel, quote, but I'm not a quitter. I'm a New Yorker. He continued. And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I'm announcing that I will forego the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election. So, yeah, I mean, we'll see. It'll be interesting, man. We'll see what happens. Yeah, we shall see what happens. But, yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments. Yeah, cruise the comments, guys. This first one comes from AT Mooli. Share. Pippin. Andy said put it in that.

[AB]

He's correct. That's correct.

[Andy]

It was you.

[AB]

Yeah, it was me.

[Andy]

I think you sent me a couple.

[AB]

More, but I don't think that's a good guess, buddy.

[Andy]

I don't think I got him in time. Yeah, put it in.

[AB]

Molish a Reppin.

[Andy]

Moolish a Reppin. What?

[AB]

That's his name.

[Andy]

Mulis, Hairpin, Harpin.

[AB]

Moolish or Reppin. That's what it is.

[Andy]

All right. We also got some pretty weird people. We got good people.

[AB]

Yeah, a little weird.

[Andy]

Okay, this next comment comes from at Joseph Schultz 4 says I'm drinking it for $10,000.

[AB]

Really?

[Andy]

Bro's drinking his own piss.

[AB]

It just depends on where you are, bro. Yeah, 10,000 bucks. You know, for a lot of people, that'd change everything, man.

[Andy]

That's.

[AB]

No, it just depends on where you are, really. The question is, here's how much are you drinking? The question is, would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss? Your own piss?

[Andy]

Would you change? What do you mean? Would you change?

[AB]

Because that'll change his life. The amount of money that would change my life is a lot more. So the price has to go up.

[Andy]

Yeah. So I think the question is how much? Like, how much do I have to drink? Like, if we're talking about a full bottle.

[AB]

Oh, yeah, that whole jar, bro.

[Andy]

No, okay, see, that's different. We said 16 ounces yesterday. That's one.

[AB]

Oh, yeah, we did. All right.

[Andy]

Yeah. So one of these. Yeah, bro, Like, I'm gonna need at least 50, you know what I'm saying? At least 50.

[AB]

50 what?

[Andy]

$50,000 at least for 16 ounces. Yeah, yeah, that's. Yeah, at least. And it's mine. Like, it has to be mine. Drinking nobody else's piss.

[AB]

It has to be out in the sun all day. Oh, like the dude said, like not follow directions.

[Andy]

Not fresh from the tap.

[AB]

No.

[Andy]

I feel like that's basically kombucha. Really weird. People be drinking. Yeah, I'd imagine it'd be about the same.

[AB]

Yeah, I got one of those one time kombuchas. One of those. Like I was out there in California, dude. I got one of the. You know, they're all drinking these drinks.

[Andy]

Oh, it's so good for you.

[AB]

Yeah, I got one.

[Andy]

This sucks. Like piss.

[AB]

It went right in the trash, bro. It was like 15, bro.

[Andy]

You know what I can't stand, bro? I can't stand the people that like, will like drink that in front of you and act like it's so good. They're like, they're like.

[AB]

Yeah, it's.

[Andy]

It's so good. Like you're a liar.

[AB]

Yeah, they all are lying.

[Andy]

You're lying.

[AB]

You're all lying.

[Andy]

You're lying.

[AB]

No doubt you're lying.

[Andy]

You're weird.

[AB]

It's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it. But you know that thing is at like room temperature. Oh, it's so cold. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No, they're like, look how tough I.

[Andy]

Am.

[AB]

You know they do that.

[Andy]

They do that. Yeah, yeah. It ain't even that cold. Yeah, it ain't that cold. That's how I feel about IPA drinkers too, bro. They're the same, same things, bro. IPA beers are disgusting. And they drink that stuff. Like, it tastes so good.

[AB]

I mean, stouts are worse.

[Andy]

But see, I'm okay with a good Guinness. Like, Guinness is fine.

[AB]

Guinness. I don't think Guinness is a stout.

[Andy]

It's a stout. What is it? It's not a lager.

[AB]

No, it's just a black beer. I don't think it's stout. Maybe it is. What is it? Look it up.

[Andy]

Is Guinness a stout or a lager?

[AB]

No, I don't think it's a lager either.

[Andy]

It has to be something.

[AB]

I think Guinness is its own thing, bro.

[Andy]

Guinness is. I like Guinness.

[AB]

It doesn't taste like a stout.

[C]

Guinness is a type of stout.

[AB]

Huh?

[C]

Is it specifically an Irish dry stout?

[AB]

See, man, you can't even read English. You're wrong. Oh, you're just making that up.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's what it is, people.

[C]

This is racism. Them.

[AB]

This is indeed.

[C]

Indeed.

[Andy]

Yeah, we got another weirdo, too, at Rizzy. Rizzy.

[AB]

Rizzy. Riz.

[Andy]

Riz. Res. Dup. RC25, bro. 15k is 15k, man.

[AB]

We're learning a lot about our people.

[Andy]

That's what I'm. Dude, I'm worried.

[AB]

Actually, guys, we got to start making some money so that you don't have to get so desperate.

[Andy]

Broke ass. Go drink your own piss for $10,000.

[AB]

You know what? I might bring a couple of these people in here.

[Andy]

Let's try some lives.

[C]

Or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers. No, they're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it. That's the way I see it.

[Andy]

I'd say we put that to the test. I say. I say we put that to the test. We do an exclusive show.

[AB]

All right.

[Andy]

Paper. View that motherfucker.

[AB]

Dude, that's how Rogan got his start.

[Andy]

Really?

[AB]

Yeah. Fear factor.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[AB]

Basically, we want to get to the next level, bro. This is what we got to do. We got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it. Ain't that right, Joe?

[Andy]

Hey, 50 bucks is 50 bucks.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I'm saying.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Let'S do it. Let's test and see how. How real these people are, man.

[C]

Here's a question for you. What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now, and you were told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years, but you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours. But you can shorten this 26 year of your entrepreneurial journey knowing.

[AB]

Knowing where I would be.

[C]

Knowing where you would be. 14 hours in a box full of snakes.

[AB]

Yeah, I would do that. And I hate snakes. I would definitely do that.

[Andy]

Oh, you wouldn't.

[C]

I expect.

[AB]

Bullshit.

[Andy]

I don't think you would do that.

[AB]

What kind of snakes? They can't be poisonous.

[C]

They can't be poisonous.

[Andy]

No, snakes are poisonous.

[C]

No, they are.

[AB]

No, snakes are venomous.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

All right, Mr. Wizard.

[C]

Same thing. Same thing.

[Andy]

Steve Irwin over here.

[C]

You die, snake. You die. Poison. You die.

[AB]

Yeah. And then. And then go where?

[C]

Straight to jail.

[AB]

That's right.

[Andy]

Listen, y'all be charming the. I thought y'all would know. Just saying. Thought you would have knew that.

[AB]

As long as. As long as you would be there to coach the snakes, I'd be all right, bro.

[C]

My ancestors didn't teach me that.

[AB]

Yeah, they didn't. Well, the snakes, remember? So they listen to you.

[C]

Muscle memory.

[AB]

I would do it, though. I would probably. Yeah.

[Andy]

All right.

[AB]

All right. But I probably, you know, if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pee back then. You know what I'm saying? For that.

[Andy]

They drink the pee.

[AB]

Oh, yeah. I would. Fermented, dude, if it's 16 ounces, and I could do that in two years.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Hell, yeah, bro.

[Andy]

Absolutely.

[AB]

Yeah. It wouldn't even be a doubt.

[C]

No question.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, that's easy. All right, well, sweet, guys.

[AB]

Bro, I. I would. I'd funnel that like a beer bong. A couple of them Now. Now we're making. Now we're. Now we're getting it. Yeah.

[Andy]

All right. You shotgun that, bro.

[AB]

Yeah, because that'd be the easiest way. Like, you just get it done.

[Andy]

Like. Damn, man, you smell like piss, though, bro.

[AB]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm rich.

[Andy]

Oh. All right, man. All right. Well, guys, we appreciate your weird asses.

[AB]

Yeah, you're weird.

[Andy]

Yeah. Appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. We got headlines. Number two, second set. We have a fruity and. Is it Freudian? Freudian, Freudian slip up.

[AB]

It's like a nip slip. It's like a nip slip, but with.

[Andy]

Your brain, with your iq.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And it should not be shocking. I don't know why I like putting this lady in the show so much. Jasmine Crockett.

[AB]

Oh, my God.

[Andy]

Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Croc full of shit. Sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job. I mean, she let it all out. She told us what we already knew.

[AB]

What's that? I didn't see it.

[Andy]

Oh, you haven't seen this?

[AB]

No.

[Andy]

Oh, this is great. This is great. Let's dive into it.

[AB]

Listen, I'll be real. There's certain people, when I see them talking on the Internet, I scroll right.

[Andy]

Past, immediately tune it out.

[AB]

Yeah, she's one of them.

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[AB]

I'm starting. I'm starting to dislike her more than Corey Bush.

[Andy]

Oh, I. I think she's worse than Corey Bush.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I do think she is worse than Corey Bush, because at least Corey Bush, like, she was just stupid. You know what I'm saying? But this lady, she tries to play the smart card, which makes her even more stupid, you know what I'm saying? To me, you're trying to insult my intelligence.

[AB]

Yeah. Yeah. At least Cori Bush, I believe, was Keeping it real to what she believed.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, she hired her boyfriend, married him, and then called him her security and paid him $100,000 of taxpayer money. Yeah. She needs safeties. That's what she told us.

[AB]

She didn't deny it?

[Andy]

No, she didn't deny it.

[AB]

She's like, hey, yeah, what it is? Yeah.

[Andy]

He protects me both inside and out.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Cool.

[AB]

Jasmine Crockett's like, you know, like you said, I'm an intelligent woman, and you need to listen to me. And I know what I'm talking about. And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now.

[Andy]

Yeah. Right?

[AB]

It's like she's trying to, like, outdo the aoc.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Style.

[Andy]

AOC don't even do that with Hispanics, bro.

[AB]

AOC doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her.

[Andy]

It didn't work. Yeah.

[AB]

It made her way less credible. And she recognizes. So she stopped doing it.

[Andy]

Made the pivot.

[AB]

Except when she loses her temper and then she, you know, she lets it go.

[Andy]

Comes out a little bit.

[AB]

She's Latina.

[Andy]

Yeah. Chocolate start throwing and flying.

[AB]

I mean, dick start getting cut off. I think that's the Latina move.

[Andy]

This lady right here, though, man, she is a work of art. Jasmine Crockett on Wednesday appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with zero experience.

[AB]

Yeah. That's why they ended. Fuck, dude.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's not. It's not good. Yeah.

[AB]

That's not something to brag about.

[Andy]

You send a niggas to jail, it's not good. Like, you're losing. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not okay. Crockett relayed the story during a House Judiciary Subcommittee on Oversight meeting on corruption in the FBI under the Biden administration. She used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement. Let's check this clip out. Say, because you've been gracious.

[AB]

Is this.

[Andy]

When I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience. And I walked in and I told.

[AB]

My boss, Charlie, I said, listen, you should hire me.

[Andy]

He said, why? I said, because I'm black. Charlie looked at me like I was crazy, and she got the job.

[AB]

That is crazy.

[Andy]

That is crazy.

[AB]

That's a crazy. That's a crazy thought. You know what? I walked into, you know, Amazon, and I told Jeff Bezos that I should run Amazon. He asked me why. I said, because I'm white.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

It sounds crazy.

[Andy]

Sounds crazy, all right. Sounds crazy.

[AB]

But it doesn't sound crazy when she says it.

[Andy]

No, it sounds fucking stupid when she says it.

[AB]

I'm just saying, like, how does anybody not look at that and be like, that is the dumbest I've ever heard in my life.

[Andy]

Oh, DEI has to go.

[AB]

You know what? I, I, you know, I went down to the hospital, man, and I said, you know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of, you know, being this entrepreneur that out earns all of you geniuses.

[Andy]

Right.

[AB]

So I would like to come down here and be a doctor now.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

You know, cardiologist. Yeah. I don't have any experience. Well, why should we allow you to be a doctor? Well, because I'm white.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

You know? Yeah. Makes sense to me.

[Andy]

Makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense. Now let me go, you know, play with people's lives and freedom.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I'm saying with zero experience.

[AB]

I play doctor every time I go to doctor's office anyway.

[Andy]

Do you?

[AB]

Yeah, I just park in their spot. I park in their spots to let them know you ain't shit.

[Andy]

Yeah, right, right.

[AB]

That's real talk.

[Andy]

I know. You do.

[AB]

I do that. Yeah. Because they're all egomaniacs. They all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school to make fucking 500 grand. Which that's stupid in itself. And then, you know, they drive their entry level Porsche 911 and talk down to everybody. So I make sure that when I go to the doctor, I drive something nice, which is anything I have, and I park it in their spot.

[Andy]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah.

[AB]

And they don't say shit.

[Andy]

Like, damn, he's doing pretty good.

[AB]

Dude. You know what? Real talk, I can't stand doctors.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

I got some friends that are doctors. They're all nice people, but their friends suck.

[Andy]

Yeah, man. This shit's crazy, though. I mean, the argument itself does not make sense. And, you know, technically, it's gone. Technically, there's still going to be hopes and tries. Right. People are still trying it. So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried. New York School district hit with lawsuit over Spartans mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy oh, God, this is. This, this is great. So a long. A Long Island, New York school district is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy. William King Moss iii, Islip Town NAACP president, former mathematics teacher and Brentwood Union Free School District and father of two Brentwood students filed the complaint against the district on March 26. Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot despite it being racially problematic, claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law. His complaint contends that in January20, the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey. The responses were narrowed to six options. The district said it selected the Spartans after this choice received the most votes. It was democratic in nature. All right, now the previous, the previous mascot, they were the Indians, okay? And that, you know, okay, we can't, you know, can't do the Indians, so we got to change it. And so they voted. Now, Moss argues. Mars. Moss argues that the options chosen. So these were the final six. I guess it was Green Machine, Bears, Owls, Bulldogs and Eagles, and that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans. He says Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white, non, Hispanic and race, white in color, Greek and national origin, and Spartan or Greek and ethnic ethnicity. The complaint states. Here's, here's the crazy piece, okay? Like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that. He's not new to this, okay? School administrator suing over white mascot. He's been waging racial lawfare for years, right? According to the local NAACP website, Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District administrator for diversity, equity and inclusion. His job in his position was just eliminated because of Trump's, you know, federal ban on DEI shit. And then a couple of weeks later, oh, he's going to sue the school over a mascot, which even crazier if.

[AB]

His job got eliminated, would they move to a new job?

[Andy]

I'm not even sure if he's still unemployed. He just went full time.

[AB]

So he, this is a non. He's, he's, this is just a guy suing. He's not affiliated. Is that.

[Andy]

No, not. No more. I mean, other than his kids being there, he was a former teacher, okay? But that's it now.

[AB]

So he's. So, so let me get this right.

[Andy]

Okay?

[AB]

So we have all this crime going on, we have all these things happening. We have single parent households that don't care anything about their kids, right? Fathers that are absent that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids even if they don't care for them. We have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim and we're worried about a fucking Spartan mascot.

[Andy]

Yep. That's the. Yep.

[AB]

Because that's the problem.

[Andy]

That's the problem.

[AB]

Not.

[Andy]

Not grading, you know, reading levels. Yeah, that's not actual academic standards, right? No, no, none of those are problems. Yeah, no, let's worry about the fucking mascot, okay?

[AB]

Well, yeah, I mean, he's, you know, probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of.

[Andy]

I think he gets. I mean, I'm battling with him and Crockett. I don't know where they tear up at, you know what I'm saying? Because they're both equally stupid, in my opinion. But what's even crazy, you know, like, you know, if we're going to be really.

[AB]

So it's the Spartans fault. Got it?

[Andy]

Yeah. Now, in my opinion, you know, I say, what's the data? Right? Let's go back to data. Okay. Brentwood high school is 87% Hispanic and 8% black. Okay? So how about we put something that, you know, puts light on the Hispanic students? Like, you know, the Vagos, the Vatos Juans. You know, I'm saying, like, maybe make Juan the mascot of the school or something like that. You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Which one?

[Andy]

One. Exactly.

[AB]

Which one?

[Andy]

The wands one. You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

The first one, the second one.

[Andy]

Both of them. Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm saying, like, where is that, bro? They're not even. Like, they're not even. It's just stupid, man.

[AB]

Well, I mean, why would it be the green machine, when in reality it should be the brown machine?

[Andy]

There's no Irish kids there.

[AB]

Why would it be? Why. Why would it. Why would it be? I mean, what. I. Dude, this shit's just so insane.

[Andy]

It's so stupid, man.

[AB]

Oh, your mascot's racist.

[Andy]

Now? Now, to be fair, right?

[AB]

Bro, did I send you that shirt the other day of the. The. The. So, so, dude, I saw this post. I think I sent it to you. The Caucasian post with the Redskins logo.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[AB]

So, like. Dude.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

So there's this. This Native American guy, and he's got a shirt on with the Redskins logo, but it says Caucasians. And he's like, white people. How do you like it? All the white people. The college, like, it's awesome.

[Andy]

Well, somebody else. Why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's colors, bro?

[AB]

It's so funny, dude.

[Andy]

I mean. I mean.

[AB]

Well, how. How do you like being a mascot? Well, it's cool.

[Andy]

Yeah. I mean, but, like, I mean, it is important. The School's mass. Mascot's important. Right. There's pride attached to that. I mean, I get it. It could be worse, you know, like.

[AB]

Why don't they just make the Spartan black?

[Andy]

Make the. Make it a black Spartan.

[AB]

I thought Spartans were black.

[Andy]

Everybody was black.

[AB]

I thought so. That's what I heard.

[Andy]

Everybody was black. I mean, this was their old logo.

[AB]

Salamanca. I mean, bro, why don't they just keep it that. Yeah, I don't understand how, like, low IQ you have to be to understand that, like, if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport that they don't want, that's not an offensive thing. No, you know what the Redskins are saying, bro? Those. Those Indians are bad, bro. They're warriors.

[Andy]

Right?

[AB]

And that's what most of the Native American population thinks. And by the way, if you go research who the logo was actually based upon, it was based upon a chief that was a known savage ass warrior.

[Andy]

All right?

[AB]

And. And like, dude, I don't know, maybe. Maybe it's different for me, but.

[Andy]

I.

[AB]

I would think that's cool.

[Andy]

Yeah. No, but let's replace it with, you know, the people that killed them.

[AB]

Yeah, commanders.

[Andy]

That makes sense.

[AB]

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense.

[AB]

Let's. Let's eliminate an. Let's. Let's eliminate, you know, all the black and brown icons and then leave, you know, Quaker Oats.

[Andy]

Quaker Oats, Yeah. It's just so stupid, man. Like I said, we got bigger problems to be worried about, man.

[AB]

Bigger problems? Yeah. How about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying? Like, we talked about, like, why don't we. Why don't we. If you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and all these things, then why don't you solve the racism in your own community? What do you mean? What do you mean, racism?

[Andy]

Why are you not beating the drum to that?

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

It'S sad shit, man. Guys jump in on this conversation, dude.

[AB]

These people act like white people just get around and talk about how they fucking hate black people, bro.

[Andy]

Like, they. Guys, this week we're gonna do this.

[AB]

To piss off the blacks. Like, dude, we're gonna.

[Andy]

We're gonna pick a mascot. It's really gonna piss them off. Yeah, sporting piss off 8% of the school.

[AB]

It's. I feel like you can't please them, bro.

[Andy]

No, like, it's hard.

[AB]

Well, dude, I mean, whatever you do, it's going to be Racist. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy]

That's so crazy, bro. It's so crazy. Yeah. Guys, jump on this combo. Let us know down in the comments. What you guys think it could be worse. It could be picking that fucking. Like, I've seen that. The fighting cocks. You've seen that mascot?

[AB]

You mean like the game cost Gamecocks?

[Andy]

Yeah, like, I mean, that's a terrible fucking mascot. You know I'm saying, like, let's be real.

[AB]

Have you ever fucking been around a angry rooster? Can't I. I'm tell you right now, you don't want none.

[Andy]

I don't want none.

[AB]

Nut none you don't want, they'll fucking kill you, bro. A big rooster could kill a man.

[Andy]

Bullshit, bro. No, bullshit, Andy. That's not happening.

[AB]

Bullshit, bro. There you were, like, laying on the.

[Andy]

Ground, shit out of that fucking rooster.

[AB]

They. First of all, they could fucking fly.

[Andy]

Would I be laying down, you say, if I was laying down?

[AB]

Okay, bro, listen. Let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man, okay? First of all, they got razor sharp back claws. I don't know what they're called. Razor sharp.

[Andy]

Okay?

[AB]

So I can't believe you never heard this before. No, this has actually happened, okay. Yeah. You know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man it happened to. Yeah. So the rooster fucking uses back claw to cut this dude's Achilles. Ah. Yeah. And then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it. Jesus got two moves like Jackie Chan. Roosters, bro. Roosters are highly dangerous, man.

[Andy]

They didn't happen.

[AB]

Well, I mean, it could. It could happen.

[Andy]

Yeah. No, I mean, I think that's a terrible mascot, bro.

[AB]

Yeah. All right, well, we'll go find a rooster.

[Andy]

I want to know what this guy.

[AB]

Oh, you know what I'm talking about over here. Like, listen, roosters, Are you up, bro?

[Andy]

Fighting.

[AB]

That's why they call him that.

[Andy]

Yeah. I wonder what his.

[AB]

Why do you think that people, like, around the world want to see roosters fight each other? It ain't because they're. Man. It's exciting.

[Andy]

Yeah. I do know that's a big thing down south.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean, the Hispanic, because that's like a. Like that's in Mexican culture. Fighting cocks and that where they originated.

[AB]

Yeah. And. And maybe they should go with fighting cocks. Yeah. And then they could make it the. The rooster black, and everybody would be happy.

[Andy]

Everybody's happy.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Fighting black cocks.

[AB]

Everybody. They sell a lot of merch. See that? We just solved your fucking problem over there.

[Andy]

Fixed it, Mr. Racist. All right, you're good now. Fighting black cocks. Put that shit on the wall.

[AB]

Yeah, man, I'd buy some of that. I buy some of that merch.

[Andy]

Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this combo, man. We got. We still got to keep cruising. We got a third.

[AB]

Every black person in the world be wearing that gear.

[Andy]

Fighting black cock.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Then they. They, the fighting black cocks, meet up with the team from upstate New York.

[AB]

What's up, State?

[Andy]

Fighting little white cocks. Game was over before it started.

[AB]

Hey, that's racist. That's racism.

[Andy]

Oh, it's crazy. All right. Yeah, let's keep cruising, man. Third set of headlines. Headlines. Number three. This is an interesting story. This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today. Let's check it out. Women's face.

[AB]

Did we ever play the video of Jasmine Crockett?

[Andy]

Yeah, we played it.

[AB]

Oh, we did?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Oh, yeah. Didn't she go on, like a real long rant?

[Andy]

Yeah, I ain't got time for that.

[AB]

Yeah, she went on like a four minute rant about dumb. Yeah, I saw her head doing all this on Instagram, you know that, you know.

[Andy]

Oh, I know it.

[AB]

I know it, you know, and that she's doing that. And then I looked at the time and it said four minutes. I said, nope, nope.

[Andy]

Yeah, man.

[AB]

Bro, you know you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that, you know? I know. You know.

[Andy]

Blink twice. If you.

[AB]

Blink twice, oh, man, you're in trouble. I'm gonna call you tomorrow, make sure you're all right.

[Andy]

Listen, that's why it's important we, you know, couch shopping. I made sure it was going. Yeah, we're good. Stop into this third headline. Man, we got Women's fencer takes a knee in protest. Refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man. This is fucking great.

[AB]

Is it?

[Andy]

This is great. I like to see it. Let's check it out. So, yeah. Women's fencer Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead. When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan, she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided to take a knee just before the match began. She already had participated in warmups and completed in four bouts that day. Let's take a look. I got the video here. Stephanie's on the right, the dude's on the left. Now she's selling the Ref, she's like, I'm not doing that. That's a dude. It.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So she stopped. Stop fighting. She did an interview. She spoke with Fox News. Hold on.

[AB]

It's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that.

[Andy]

Yeah. 100. Yeah. Speaking with Fox News, Turner said USA fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport. Quote, I knew what I had to do because USA Fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy. Turner said, I took a knee immediately. At that point, Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing. So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, I'm sorry, I cannot do this. I am a woman, and this is a man, and this is a women's tournament. I will not fence this individual. And, you know, the society has moved. It's. The temperatures changed, bro, and people are not with it. Martina Navratolo Lova. Fuming.

[AB]

You know who that is?

[Andy]

Yeah, she's like a. A big tennis champion, right?

[AB]

Yeah, yeah. Navratovola. Yeah, bro, she's badass.

[Andy]

Yeah, I butchered her name. I'm sorry. But, yeah, she's badass. But, yeah, I mean, she jumped in on this conversation. She tweeted this out saying, this is what happens when female athletes protest. Anyone here still thinks this is fair? I am fuming. And shame on. At USA Fencing, shame on you for doing this. How dare you throw women under the gender bullshit bus.

[AB]

Well, I mean, where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools, right? I'm glad the temperatures changed, but it's definitely changed. I mean, that's good, but it's. Isn't it embarrassed. Isn't it embarrassing that this is even a discussion?

[Andy]

Yeah, dude, it is. It's fucking sad. And what's even worse is, like, I mean, because it's. It's sad that we're in a day and age where we have to, like, reiterate and put in extra, you know, executive orders and fucking legislation to fucking talk about common sense shit. It's sad. It's sad, you know, but temperature's changing. Now. I. I'm going to show this article because this is how the left responds. Like, they're still trying to fume these flames, which have been.

[AB]

Well, I've been hearing. I don't know what the article says, but what I have been hearing is, to this argument or observing online is them saying, oh, you're. You're going to Bring in the. Less than 1% of the. Yeah, because you want to make rules for less than 1% of the population.

[Andy]

Right.

[AB]

You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society. So, yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population, because that's who we're catering to in all of these things. Okay? We're allowing men and women's bathrooms. We're allowing transgender, quote, unquote, drag queens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to read perverted books to our children. And we're recategorizing pedophiles as minor, attractive people. And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society. So, yes, we are concerned with that, and we are going to make a big deal about that.

[Andy]

She received a black card for refusing to compete against the man.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And then was expelled from the USA Fencing event. I mean, it's fucking sick. But then you see situations like this. A trans girl was banned from her track team. Now she's competing with the boys. Okay, that's what the fuck he should be doing. Yeah, it's what he should be doing. That's what he should be doing. I just, like. I hate how they try to, like, like. I mean, dude, read this. Read, like, listen to this article. Eliza Munshi kneeled on her bedroom floor, curling her lashes. She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two. She slipped on a green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet at Falls Church High School. She waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys. Runners passed by on the track. Coaches hovered nearby. Liza was nervous, but in the way that any team might be before their first competition in a new sport. Listen, he's a dude. Go compete with the fucking dudes. And. And if, you know, if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there, too. No problem.

[AB]

Yeah, I'd be.

[Andy]

I'd be willing to bet he's gonna be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking totem pole.

[AB]

It doesn't matter. And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit.

[Andy]

Where's the pride in that? Yeah, for sure. Let's go.

[AB]

Yeah, you want to prove your whatever, like, go beat all the boys?

[Andy]

Statistically, that's not the case, though. These are dudes who have fucking been, you Know, competing as dudes who are 400th fucking place. And then they go compete with the.

[AB]

Fucking girls and they're.

[Andy]

First, they tuck their shit and now they're winning national champions.

[AB]

Not only that, bro, it's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas. Okay? Why is it that when these drag queens, quote, unquote, go to these schools to read these books, why is it never females, you know, dressed in suits and. Yeah, why is it never. It's always trans females, right? It's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff. Why is that? Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that you all want to look past. And everybody else in the world could see it, and you could see it, too, but you're making excuses for it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

So let's call what it is, what it is. I mean, it strikes me.

[Andy]

Yeah, it's stupid. You know what I'm saying? But then, like. And they get outraged. Like, they get, you know, I saw this other headline. I think this is from NBC, Trump Administration Access. More than $125 million in LGHD televisions health funding, upending research field. Well, listen, listen. You can give me, like, 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't gonna be good for you in the long run. Because that's essentially what they're cutting now. You don't need years and million hundreds of millions of dollars. Look, man, to tell you that's not.

[AB]

Gonna be good sucks for, like, just every. First of all, let's acknowledge this. Most gay people, and the vast majority of gay people are just normal people, okay? They, they. They want to be left alone. They don't want to be with. Yeah, they want the same benefits that everybody else gets. And everybody agreed to that. And the argument against that was, we don't want. Now, when that happened, most people were for it. I was for it. You're for it. Everybody else, everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it. They're like, yeah, what difference does it make? It doesn't affect me.

[Andy]

You're right.

[AB]

The critics of it, they warned us, bro. They, they said. They said the next thing is going to be, you know, they want special treatment, and the next thing is going to be, you know, they want to read their books to your kids, and they want to put their education curriculum into, you know, elementary schools and this and that. And I was told that by somebody who's very. I'm very close with Back then, and I remember getting in an argument, I'm like, bro, that is such an absurd way to look at it.

[Andy]

It'll never happen.

[AB]

And here we are.

[Andy]

Here we are, man.

[AB]

And you know, though all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right. And you know, it's good to see the gay community by and large condemn, you know, this crazy. But like, dude, it needs to be more. It needs to be more because it's the reason that these people are allowed to pretend to be women and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and is because they know that's going to result in anti gay sediment and it's going to cause division. And. And so while we have to call these things out for what they are, we also have to be very careful to not generalize entire groups of people into this. You know what I mean?

[Andy]

For sure. I mean, because there are people out there that are trying to fight it. You know what I'm saying? Like, this most recent case dealing with all of this crazy stuff is actually local to us, man. Gays Against. Rumors. We've had. We've had Becky on many times. She's a huge proponent of that. One of the founding members. But they just brought something out. This past week. Gaze Against Groomers on Instagram said today, one of our members attended a family friendly drag show at tropical liqueurs in St. Louis. She witnessed young kids hand money to a half naked gyrating drag queen while their mother watched and recorded them with Glee. Does this seem family friendly to you? Check the video out.

[AB]

What would. What would happen. What would happen if I was to take your little girls to a actual strip club? What would happen to me? Oh, you get charged.

[Andy]

Deprivation of a minor. They just charge a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's. I mean, it'd be a problem. I mean, that's just problems you would have with law, you know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Yeah. Would you have a problem with that?

[Andy]

Yeah, I'd have a problem.

[AB]

Okay, so what. How do we not. How does the law not see this? The same way.

[Andy]

You know what really sucks, dude, by.

[AB]

The way, let's point out, what's the demographic there is your people, Andy. No, it is, but what demographic is it?

[Andy]

It's all lower middle, upper middle class, white people, brunchers. I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there. Yeah. I mean, they're. They're doing good liberals.

[AB]

Yeah. Okay, well, it seems to be a common theme.

[Andy]

Yeah, common denominator here.

[AB]

There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people who push all of this crazy shit. We talk about it all the time on the show, bro.

[Andy]

You know what's crazy? Like, here's the part that really sucks, right?

[AB]

How is that? Okay, dude, it's not, bro. That makes me sick, bro.

[Andy]

Here's the thing, you know, and like, full disclosure here, bro. I love Traps. The actual products.

[AB]

Listen, man, I was in Springfield, Missouri, when they started that you had trouble, okay?

[Andy]

Fuck yeah.

[AB]

They started it right down there in downtown Springfields. Amazing place, bro.

[Andy]

And I love. Listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Okay. I fucking love them. I. I go to try. I used to go to Traps quite a bit.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I knew there was, you know, there was a product. Like I didn't give a shit because the product was that good.

[AB]

Look, man, I wish I would have.

[Andy]

Walked in on this shit while this was going on, because it would have been a problem. It would have been a massive problem.

[AB]

I just, you know. Look, dude.

[Andy]

And they've gotten some backlash online.

[AB]

Good.

[Andy]

But here's the problem. Here's the problem. And they put out an announcement. Okay? Important announcement. As of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar, even for food. You can order tacos at Trops on Door Dash. You will be asked to produce an ID at the door. Thank you, management. Yeah, sounds good, right? But it's not because they got kids in there. It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids. Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others. Tacos at Trops is available on DoorDash and new beats. Yes. Not because, you know, now they got pedophiles dancing in front of kids.

[AB]

No, listen, this is creative damage control.

[Andy]

That's all it is.

[AB]

Yeah. This is. Oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way and so we don't alienate these people.

[Andy]

Now, I will say this. This drag queen, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him. But listen, bro, you. I need to check your hard drive.

[AB]

That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps.

[Andy]

God damn it, Andy.

[AB]

No, his hard driver.

[Andy]

He's a big dude. He's a big fucking. I just.

[AB]

Don't say anything more. You make it worse.

[Andy]

All right, bro, this is wrong.

[AB]

It is wrong. And. And, dude, look, it has nothing to do. There's Plenty of businesses that in restaurants and things that I visit that probably don't have the exact same political views I have.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's fine.

[AB]

Yes. Like there's plenty of. Really, dude, honestly, the best restaurants are owned by gay people. Let's be real, dude.

[Andy]

They make great food.

[AB]

Yeah. And they're cool as. And they're fun to hang around. But. And, but you know what they don't like, they don't like little kids ruining their reputation.

[Andy]

Right.

[AB]

And parents that. You know what's funny, dude? The people that actually doing this, the. Are the enablers. They're not even part of the gay community. They're just.

[Andy]

They don't want to.

[AB]

Virtue signaling the gay community. Correct.

[Andy]

Yeah, right. That's what it is.

[AB]

And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community. That's interesting to think about because it's.

[Andy]

Not even, it's not even gay people doing it. Yeah, right.

[AB]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, but, I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see some fucking kids and bro, I'd stop right there. Get these kids out of here.

[AB]

Yeah, I, I agree. Okay, look, dude, like, there has to.

[Andy]

Be some accountability and responsibility.

[AB]

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. There's a fucking gay bar in Springfield, Missouri. I don't know if it's still around.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, you should tell. You usually go to that one. Yeah, you talking about.

[AB]

I did used to go in.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Because I knew the dudes that owned it and they were pretty cool.

[Andy]

Cool dudes. Yeah.

[AB]

And they, they had drag. They had drag show.

[Andy]

Okay.

[AB]

It's called Martha's Vineyard. That was the name of the bar. Never had a fucking problem, bro. They went in, everybody, straight people went in there, gay people went in there. It was, it was entertaining, you know, it wasn't like, it was just like a normal bar, dude. And yeah, there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit. But like, dude, if they, you know, if they, if you didn't want to be with, they didn't fuck with you and it was all cool. And I promise you those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this shit. Now maybe things have changed, but back then there's no way they would have. Yeah, I don't know, man.

[Andy]

That's one of like, there has to be some accountability.

[AB]

That's it. Like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, do it cool. But make the kids leave. Yeah.

[Andy]

Express yourself. Whatever you got to do. You know what I'm saying, but like.

[AB]

But dude, but dude, dude, that shit.

[Andy]

Looks hard to do.

[AB]

The question.

[Andy]

Heels and shit. Like that's got to be.

[AB]

Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro.

[Andy]

And it's tucked. You know what I'm saying? Bro, that's got to be hard to do.

[AB]

Yeah, dude, look what I'm saying, look, the, the thing, talent. Yeah, well, you would know. I never tried it. But the thing is, man, is like. And it's just the same thing we said. Gay people got to police their own community. Just, it's not okay. It's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes. It's going to cause anti gay sediment. And I don't think that's fair because I think that, you know, most gay people are normal everyday people just trying to live their lives. And I would say this, this is why you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people. Because eventually they're going to say it. I don't care anymore. No, you know, and not everybody's gay, bro. In fact, most people aren't.

[Andy]

Most people are.

[AB]

And they don't like the jammed down their throat 15 times a year. And when, when really in everybody else's mind they've said a long time ago, like, I really don't give a if they get married, I don't care. If they live whatever life they live, I don't care. It's all good. But then, you know, we gotta live with, you know, an entire month of super gay being really being pressed everywhere. And then all on top of that, how many more holidays are there? It's like 50 something other holidays for that community. So dude, we have to rise above and really understand what the purpose of all this is. And the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is they want us to fight, they want us to hate each other. And they're allowing certain behaviors to exist so that it will cause that disruption. And those behaviors cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities. So it ain't. It's just right and wrong.

[Andy]

That's it.

[AB]

Yeah, and, and so, yeah, I mean, it is what it is, bro.

[Andy]

It is what?

[AB]

Dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool. They don't belong winning national championships with women. They don't belong in women's locker rooms. I don't care if they had sur top surgery, bottom surgery, or in between surgery. I don't care. Stay the fuck out. Leave the women alone. Go compete with the dudes and if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool. But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion. That's not okay.

[Andy]

And nobody's your own fucking league, man.

[AB]

Huh?

[Andy]

Start your own league.

[AB]

There's only be. There won't be enough people to compete.

[Andy]

You know, just start your own. Just. You can't force that shit. You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Start your own shit. But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit. When was the law for them to get married? 2014, I believe it was. Before that, when were gays allowed to be married legally in every state?

[C]

June 26, 2015.

[AB]

2015. All right, for 10 years now, they already.

[Andy]

It.

[AB]

They've had all. I'm sorry. No, that was my point.

[Andy]

It's only been 10 years.

[AB]

That was my point. It went from just give us equal rights.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[AB]

To all of this crazy. And it is what it is, dude.

[Andy]

It's crazy.

[AB]

Bad wimp. W. Men belong with men. Women belong women. Doesn't matter if you grow your hair out. Doesn't matter if you get booby implants. Doesn't matter if you cut off your pp. Doesn't matter. Bro, if you were born, whatever you were born, you go in that locker room, whatever you were born, you. You, You. You do those things with that person. If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't do those things. Things.

[Andy]

I mean, you would think. Wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? You know what I'm saying?

[AB]

Huh?

[Andy]

You're a dude and calling yourself a woman now.

[AB]

Like, bro, there's a lot of. Listen, man. No, no, no. Because a lot of these. Listen, let me ask you this. No, no, I'm being dead serious right now. It's become a fad in high schools, all right? If you knew at 14 years old, where you're at, like, the height of, like, going through puberty, right?

[Andy]

Hormones are raging.

[AB]

Yeah. You're. You're getting boners 50 times a day, okay? If you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a fucking blouse to school, and they're going to let you go in the women's locker room and see all your. The girls naked. You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that. And that's happening.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

You know what?

[Andy]

That Loudoun county school happened in Virginia.

[AB]

Yeah. Where that kid raped that girl. And then he went to another school and I believe he did it again. That happens all the time, dude. It's just not covered by the press, okay? So, you know, we need to stop accounting. We need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do. No matter what race, gender they claim or anything else.

[Andy]

Don't matter. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think.

[AB]

Down, bro. When we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude, he still had it. He still had a dick and he's showering in the girl's shower, butt naked in front of him.

[Andy]

That's insane.

[AB]

That is insane.

[Andy]

It's insane. Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. Guys, we got thumbs up or dumb.

[AB]

Was that a picture over there?

[Andy]

That was the picture of him or whatever. The dude. Yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his fellow dudes.

[AB]

Well, sorry about it.

[Andy]

Yep.

[AB]

You know, you're not the victim, bro. It is what it is.

[Andy]

Go dominate the dudes, bro.

[AB]

It. Whatever.

[Andy]

Yep. Guys, time for the final segment of the show. We got thumbs up or dumb as. This is where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. I want, Andy, I want you to guess in this room who thought. Who submitted this. This article for a thumbs up.

[AB]

Okay.

[Andy]

Why eat insects, Zeeshan?

[AB]

Am I right?

[Andy]

Yes.

[AB]

Okay.

[Andy]

Yes. Why eat insects?

[AB]

What you guys don't know is that Zeeshan's been advocating for this for a long time with us. He wants us to expand our cultural horizons.

[C]

Fake news.

[AB]

No. What were you saying? You were saying, chocolate covered crickets.

[C]

It's fake news.

[Andy]

Oh, man. Dude, listen. You put chocolate on anything, it's all right.

[AB]

I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss.

[Andy]

I'm with you on that. Yeah. I'm with you on that. I mean, depend. It depends.

[AB]

Remember when they were trying to. When they were trying. When they had. What's that act? Nicole Kidman on TV being like, these are so good. Yeah. And everybody's like, yeah, no, that.

[Andy]

No offense. Yeah, yeah.

[AB]

No, just think if people would have went with all that shit where we'd.

[Andy]

Be eating crickets and shit.

[AB]

Yeah, bro.

[Andy]

They still want us to, by the way. I mean, you can't forget that. They do want us to. Yeah. Why eat insects? Why not eat insects? It's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but Seriously? Why not? For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I could think of many reasons why. Billions of people in 80% of the world's nations, I enjoy them on a regular basis. Keep reading.

[AB]

Well, I.

[Andy]

Cause that's all they fucking got. They ain't top of the nation, baby, I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available.

[AB]

What other is. 80% of the nations in the world. The third world.

[Andy]

80%. The majority of the people.

[AB]

You know what, DJ, you're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak. Holy, man.

[Andy]

Oh, but yeah. So this guy, this guy right here, his name is Chef Joseph Yoon.

[AB]

Chef Cricket.

[Andy]

Yeah, he is. He's actually. I mean, dude, he has a pretty legit following too.

[AB]

Really.

[Andy]

He's blowing up, but he is. He's a. He's pioneering. Pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IF AD or international fund for Agricultural Development. He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn bugs. With over 500 days of touring across six continents, he champions the immersed potential of insect agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity. Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation. He strives to bridge cultures, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring and amplifying the wisdom. This motherfucker eats bugs, okay? And he makes them look nice. This is one of his videos he posted three years ago. How to eat every insect. Got 5 million fucking views.

[AB]

That's cuz it's gross.

[Andy]

Yeah, I think this is. This is the description, I'm assuming. Is this right? Zeesham? Is this like the description of the video?

[C]

Yes, yes.

[Andy]

Take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind. Because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is. I mean it's fucking. It's disgusting. Cricket, Jal Chang Mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly. Let's check out one of these. One of these videos. Are you tired of the same old boring eggs?

[C]

Well, have I got a super delicious.

[Andy]

And fun treat for you.

[C]

Go ahead and cook up your perfect six minute eggs.

[Andy]

And let's add some cricket salt to.

[C]

One, some black ants all to another and super worms on both to create the most delicious, sensational, fun egg that you could ever imagine.

[Andy]

No. Mu Mashisa.

[AB]

First of all, if you want people to eat more insects, try not to sound like. Delete the sounds of your disgusting mouth. Yeah, and maybe find someone that like looks appealing to. Try the.

[Andy]

This dude Is nasty, bro.

[AB]

There's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the.

[Andy]

You don't like the asmr?

[AB]

No, no, you. That's not asmr, bro.

[Andy]

I mean. I mean, but that's like when they do the mukbangs and the. What? Mukbangs. I know what it's called.

[AB]

What's that?

[Andy]

Mukbangs. It's like, when you like the people that be, like, eating the fucking food. And, like, that's what they record themselves.

[AB]

Eating food and they make this noises. Yeah, the people watch that.

[Andy]

Yeah, people watch that.

[C]

There's a big community, and they'll amplify the sound. It's echoey, and it's like the crunch is like.

[AB]

Do people like that?

[C]

There's a big following for that.

[AB]

Wait, wait, wait. People watch people eat for the sound? That's a real thing.

[C]

You should search it on YouTube and show it on screen.

[AB]

No, that grosses me to fuck out. It grosses me out. When people chew gum and shit with their mouth, it's like, yeah, wild in today. Who does that? DJ y'all wowed in today. What, you. You chew your gum like that? I never noticed.

[Andy]

I don't even chew gum, bro. Yeah, how don't you go, bro?

[AB]

First of all, dude, he looks like Dave. No, he doesn't.

[C]

There's actually a condition called misophonia. It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly.

[AB]

Yeah, that's me. I got that.

[Andy]

What's it called?

[C]

Me too. Misophonia.

[AB]

I think that's just like, you hate people, you know? Get the away from me.

[Andy]

All right? Would you try his cricket?

[AB]

First of all, dude, let me tell you something. You know those worms that he's eating there? You know who else likes those worms? My ducks.

[Andy]

Oh, your ducks?

[AB]

My ducks like the worms.

[Andy]

I fed your ducks to those.

[AB]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

They would like this.

[AB]

Oh, yeah, they would like it.

[C]

Are you missing something in your life? Maybe it's cricket culture. Mayo with a bun. The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor. And extra crunch of the crickets and mealworms.

[Andy]

Forget about it. Look, bro. That's sick. That's sick. How much to eat a worm? One little mealworm. How much? Andy, be real.

[AB]

Dude, I'm just, like, sat. I'm like.

[Andy]

Every day you lose hope for humanity.

[AB]

Yeah. Yeah, man. I really do.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

You know, I saw that saying that video. Those girls doing that tick tock in front of Their crash car.

[Andy]

I don't even think that was their car. That was an old man's car.

[AB]

Yeah, but like, just people. Like, it's. I don't know.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

So how much this dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this. This guy? I guarantee if you check out this dude's bank statements, you'll figure out that he's getting paid from Pro Insect World Economic Forum somehow.

[Andy]

I mean, I said he's. He works. Where. What is that he works at? Yeah. He's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United nations. Ifad. The International Fund.

[AB]

Yeah. This guy's just a figurehead, bro.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Those probably aren't even real bugs.

[Andy]

Nah, he's eating that.

[AB]

He looks like he eats bugs.

[Andy]

Yeah, no, he. He's eating that.

[AB]

Like, if you're gonna sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get someone that doesn't look like.

[Andy]

Yeah. Receding hairline and like.

[AB]

Dude, that fake cheerful that people do. Like, dude, it's. It turns my stomach, bro. Like, exactly what this guy does.

[Andy]

Oh, my God.

[AB]

Yeah. Exactly.

[Andy]

Nice to see you.

[AB]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horrible. So, how much?

[Andy]

How much? One mealworm, dude.

[AB]

It wouldn't. I would eat a mealworm. What?

[Andy]

All right.

[AB]

A dried mealworm.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

That's not fucking, like, alive.

[Andy]

We're doing it tonight.

[AB]

No, I'm not.

[Andy]

Why not?

[AB]

I would. If I had to. I would eat them. Yeah, but I don't have to. The. What? What'd you say?

[Andy]

He called us Timon and Pumbaa.

[AB]

What's that from?

[Andy]

The Lion King.

[AB]

I never seen it.

[Andy]

The. Yeah.

[AB]

Oh, I never saw. I never saw Lion King.

[Andy]

I'm assuming I'm Pumbaa.

[AB]

Yeah. Well, anyway. Yeah.

[Andy]

No mayo.

[AB]

Oh, man. I mean, we're living in the final days. We are? Yeah, we are, bro. We're living in the. In the. We're. We're there.

[Andy]

Just take the wheel.

[AB]

It's gonna happen.

[Andy]

Let's go.

[AB]

It's coming.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

Like, people, like, there's too much corruption. There's too much insane shit.

[Andy]

Motherfuckers eating bugs, dicks in the pool.

[AB]

There's too much cowardice amongst men. It's just. I mean, look, I'm gonna go down swinging. I'm gonna tell you that I'm gonna do everything I can to turn everybody into some, you know, non compliant, non dependent, wealthy, intelligent, physically fit human beings. But there's a big mountain to climb right now, you know? I wonder how, like, I wonder if this is just how, like, my dad felt looking at the world when he was, like, my age, you know? Well, you guys think that's true? Nah, there's no way. This is way worse.

[Andy]

Like when y'all started riding Heelys and. What?

[AB]

Heelys?

[Andy]

Yeah. Oh, that was.

[AB]

What the. Is a Healey.

[Andy]

You know what a Healey is, Andy? The shoes with the skate in it?

[AB]

No, I never had those. That was. That was. Bro, I am 20 years older than you.

[Andy]

You're 15.

[AB]

Yeah, I wasn't riding around on Heelys, bro. I was trying to see some boobies.

[Andy]

Yeah, they get you there faster.

[AB]

No. No, they don't. They get you further away. You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction. Yeah. You had them, though.

[Andy]

Yeah, no, I. I wanted some. Too poor to get them. I did want a pair.

[AB]

Nah, bro, you're over the weight limit.

[Andy]

All right.

[AB]

Yeah, we had Rollerblades.

[Andy]

I mean, you went to, like, Spencers and. And Hot Topics and stuff back then. Well, you're Okay.

[AB]

I never been. No, I've never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there.

[Andy]

What's the difference?

[AB]

I didn't go in.

[Andy]

So you just peeked your head in the.

[AB]

Yeah, bro. Scary place. Dudes in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson, and I didn't know what to do. I just looked in there. I felt like a dork. Yeah, you know, like, I'm, like, I'm not cool enough for that.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[AB]

I just kept walking. I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though. Yeah, they had ones with boobies in them.

[Andy]

Yeah, didn't they?

[AB]

That's where everybody. Everybody knew that you go to Spencer's to check out the dirty car.

[Andy]

Right, right, right. Right up in there with the Heelys.

[AB]

Oh, yeah. No, bro, we. We. We didn't have that, man. Yeah, no Heelys.

[Andy]

No, he's. All right.

[AB]

Yeah. All right, well, Healy. I got it now, because they're on the heel.

[Andy]

Yeah, right. You know what I'm talking about.

[AB]

No. Do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about?

[Andy]

I do think you. I do think you do.

[AB]

Do now, because you just told me.

[Andy]

You mean the ones with the wheel that kind of come up and down on the back here, like.

[AB]

Well, how do they come out? I never understood how that actually works. How do they work?

[Andy]

I don't. I know. I think they, like. Like, there's, like. You, like, click your heels together or some shit.

[AB]

No, that's the wizard of Oz, bro.

[Andy]

There's a button on there? No, there. They, like, come down. I'm not lying. I'm tell. I wanted a pair. I just couldn't get them.

[AB]

They still make them?

[Andy]

They do, actually.

[AB]

All right, we'll get you a pair. We'll get you a pair.

[Andy]

I'll bust my ass. I ain't got, like. No, I ain't got the. You know, I'm saying the.

[AB]

I thought you were the superior athlete.

[Andy]

Yeah. Not in skateboarding.

[AB]

In. What?

[Andy]

Football.

[AB]

Oh, okay.

[Andy]

Tennis.

[AB]

All right.

[Andy]

Got a mean backspin. All right.

[AB]

On that note.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's all I got.

[AB]

Yeah, that's all I got to. I'm gonna try not to be totally demoralized by society today and remember that these people deserve to be laughed at. They deserve it and shamed. That's the only way it's gonna stop. So make fun of your local weirdo and have a great weekend. Don't be a hoe.

[Andy]

Share the show yeah. Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze Fuck up, Bow. Fuck up. Stove. Counted millions in a cold, bad bitch Booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold Just a no head shot case close.