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DJ
Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold just a no head shot.
Andy Purcella
Case cloak cloth what is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. For those of you that are a little slower, put topics on the screen, speculate on what's true, what's not true, and then we have a couple laughs at all these idiots. Then we talk about how we got to fix this mess they make. All right, Sometimes we're gonna have real talk. This week's gonna be messed up, guys. We got Summer Smash this week, so I don't know what you're gonna get, honestly. We got. We do have a live show here Friday at 1pm so it'll be outside in the first form parking lot. Just letting you guys know. Yeah, I'm not even gonna go through all the stuff, so that's what's up. Don't forget to pay the fee, all right? If it makes you think, it makes you laugh, it gives new perspective. If it's something you think that is needs to be heard, do us a favor and don't be a hoe.
DJ
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Andy Purcella
All right? What's up?
DJ
What's Gucci, gang?
Andy Purcella
Everything.
DJ
Yeah, this is. It is a busy week. Yeah, it is a busy week. There's a lot of moving pieces, a lot of going on, man. But it's. It's gonna be a good time. Gonna be a good time.
Andy Purcella
Definitely. It's my busiest week of the year. Yeah, not even. Not even comparable.
DJ
No, no, for sure. I mean, because people see the like three day events. It's not a three day event. No, no. Yeah, man, what's. What's been. What's been cracking with you? You've been driving a lot lately.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, man, I got some. I got some upgrades done to the GT500. I've been out. Been out messing around with that.
DJ
Yeah, I saw your text. You were trying to get me to come. Come find some Hellcats with you.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I was. Yeah. I went out the other night looking for some health, some Hellcats, and I figured you'd know where they were. Well, I mean, you know, you got that Hellcat radar.
DJ
I do.
Andy Purcella
I Do.
DJ
I do have it.
Andy Purcella
But I couldn't find any.
DJ
Well, because you know why?
Andy Purcella
They were all hiding.
DJ
No, no, it was. It was typical business hours. So they're not.
Andy Purcella
They're not out at nighttime. Is that business hours?
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
What's business hours?
DJ
Like work.
Andy Purcella
Oh, okay. Different kinds of work. Hey, man, all I'm looking for is to hurt some feelings.
DJ
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Purcella
You know, I drove around. I didn't find anybody. I had one guy. I had one guy, some. I don't know what he had, trying to pull up on me, and I was driving the culling in, and then I embarrassed him. Oh, they do that.
DJ
Calling in. I know that culling has got some. I know some get up and go to it.
Andy Purcella
I know people sleep on it.
DJ
It is a sleeper. Yeah, it's a sleeper. Yeah. No, man. But. But, yeah, we got some good stuff, man.
Andy Purcella
It's got.
DJ
Let's do some cruising. All right, let's do some cruise.
Andy Purcella
Sounds good to me.
DJ
Start off with some eruptions.
Andy Purcella
Okay, let's do that. Usually we don't start with those, we end with those.
DJ
Yeah, well, it's a nice little eruption. A volcano erupted. Did you see that shit in it in Italy?
Andy Purcella
No. Really?
DJ
Holy shit. Holy.
Andy Purcella
Huge eruption of Italy's Mount Etna leaves tourists fleeing volcano. No, I haven't seen it today.
DJ
Well, it happened, like. I think it started yesterday, I believe. I don't know the time zone difference, though.
Andy Purcella
But where's Mount Etna?
DJ
Yeah, so. So. Well, first, I think the first question is, why the fuck are the tourists on the volcano?
Andy Purcella
Well, I mean, tourists go to volcanoes all the time, bro.
DJ
What kind?
Andy Purcella
What are you talking about? Hawaii is a volcano. Yeah, but there's a whole documentary on Netflix about that volcano. Off the island or off New Zealand, where them dudes got. They were out there on a tour and they all got burned up.
DJ
Yeah. Like, why would you want to do that, though? Like that?
Andy Purcella
I don't know. I mean, volcanoes look pretty cool to me.
DJ
No, they're hot.
Andy Purcella
I know, but they look cool.
DJ
You get it? See what I did there?
Andy Purcella
No, you're probably the worst joke person ever, dude. Like, I'm gonna start taking applications. All right. If any. If any of you guys are actually funny.
DJ
No, man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, please let me know, man. And I'm not talking like, dude, I get all you guys saying, oh, put me on the show. And then I watch your on the Internet, and it's like, oh, Steve. Hi, Steve. No, if you're funny, let me know because I'm looking For somebody else.
DJ
Dude, I could be funny. I can. I can be funny.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ
Sometimes. Yeah, you know, sporadic. It's there, but yeah. No, dude, I got videos of this shit. It's actually pretty crazy. Yeah, there was a. There was a massive eruption at Mount Aetna forced tourists to flee the volcano on Monday after a plume of high temperature gases, ash and rock several kilometers high billowed into the air above them. Italian authorities said footage posted on social media shows lines, long lines of people hurrying downhill away from the explosion, while the owner of one tour company told CNN they had 40 people on the Silicon volcano.
Andy Purcella
No, that's Sicilian.
DJ
What did I say?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, silicon. Oh, so that's Sicilian volcano. Oh, yeah. Another requirement is you have to be able to read.
DJ
No, you don't see. Okay, so you don't see how I could.
Andy Purcella
No, I'm Sicilian, so I fucking know what that means. Yes.
DJ
I didn't see the sea.
Andy Purcella
Silicon. The Silicon Valley volcano eruption. It was high tech.
DJ
High tech volcano.
Andy Purcella
It was a conspiracy by the elites to, you know, it was AI. That's right, it was a volcano. Silicon Valley volcano in Italy.
DJ
Let's just start over.
Andy Purcella
No, let's not. No, let's just keep it going anyways, man.
DJ
Let's check this clip out. This is the volcano at the time of the eruption.
Andy Purcella
Holy. Dude. Yeah, I'd be running too. Oh man.
DJ
Dude. Yep, not one black person in sight.
Andy Purcella
Look at that. All them people, they're like, I should have done 75 hard. I was talking about doing it, but I didn't. Now look at them, bro.
DJ
Look how close they.
Andy Purcella
Okay, they're taking pictures, bro. Those, those must be the Asians. You know what, I'm not. Oh, you can't try to not make my jokes funny now just cuz yours aren't. I didn't hear my dad was laughing. Anyway, yeah, that. That's pretty scary. I'd be. I'd be pooping in my pants a little bit on that one, dude.
DJ
I mean, I don't know.
Andy Purcella
It looks like the whole mountain's blowing up.
DJ
That's what I'm saying.
Andy Purcella
Have you ever seen that, that video of the Mount St. Helens blowing up in Washington? Holy. Dude.
DJ
No, they're saying something's supposed to be erupting off the. Erupting off the west coast or something like that in the, in the US I've been seeing some headlines on that, but yeah, dude, they said it was 31 miles high. I believe it. 31 miles high, bro. That's in 25 miles almost in the.
Andy Purcella
Fake outer space, right? Yeah.
DJ
Almost to the. To the dome.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, almost the firmament.
DJ
Yeah, bro, Like, I could not imagine that.
Andy Purcella
I mean, dude, that looks pretty serious. That would scare the out of me. Because, like, dude, those. Those plumes, you don't know how fast they're going, too.
DJ
It's like superheated gas.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
You know, which I. I know a little bit about that sometimes, but.
Andy Purcella
Dude, all I'm saying is no.
DJ
Yeah, no, it's no for me.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, well, think of your honor. When was the last time. Interrupted. When was the last time?
DJ
2014.
Andy Purcella
When was the last time before that?
DJ
Was Pompeo or some shit?
Andy Purcella
No, that's. That's Mike Pompeo. You're thinking of Pompeii.
DJ
There we go. Yeah, same guy. He's from there. Like that. I read it.
Andy Purcella
What was it? Zeeshan looking it up. Yeah. Before 2014. Like, think of. You're on this fucking volcano, bro. What is it? And. And it hasn't erupted for like a hundred years.
DJ
Yeah, we're fine.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it's a big deal, man. And all of a sudden this thing goes off and you're like, you gotta be kidding me, bro. Today of all days? Like, yeah, man, that would sucks. Did anybody get hurt?
DJ
No, not to.
Andy Purcella
Not.
DJ
Not to the knowledge. None of the reporting said anybody was. Oh, so it's pretty regular. Yeah, that's pretty regular. Yeah. They. This one person said, Giuseppe Penfollow said, quote, we were nearly grazed. Look at this cloud here. We were steps away, and thank goodness we have a responsible guide with us. It arrived all at once. An immense smoke. Immense, immense roar. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Well, let's get into some more of our eruptions.
Andy Purcella
Yes. Verbal eruptions.
DJ
There we go. Yeah, man. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforcella.com you guys can find them all linked there. With that being said, let's get to our first set of headlines. Hello, Number one. Hold on, man. We're going from eruptions to corruption. Yeah, there we go.
Andy Purcella
Oh.
DJ
From eruptions to corruption. Look at that in the paint.
Andy Purcella
We got the secret weapon back there. Hey, can you read? All right, we got a contender.
DJ
Everybody got it.
Andy Purcella
You're kind of a black guy back there.
DJ
You guys good? Keep going.
Andy Purcella
Who's blacker, Joe or dj?
DJ
I say. I say whip it out. You should ask the audience.
Andy Purcella
Joe. Joe is definitely blacker than, say, whip it out.
DJ
We'll find out.
Andy Purcella
Whip it out. We'll find out. Look at that. I can't even. I can't even see Joe on that wall, bro. He just blends right in. Oh, man.
DJ
All right, all right, let's say whip it out. Yeah, I'm fine. One way to be. Be sure. Let's get into some of these headlines, man. Let's go to D.C. i like starting there because I got a very interesting take on some of this judicial that's happening, bro.
Andy Purcella
I'll be real. I. I'm. I'm not even paying attention.
DJ
Really.
Andy Purcella
No. I'm so focused on what I'm building right now that, like, when I come in here, I'm hearing about the same amount as.
DJ
As these guys, everybody else for the first time.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that's cool.
DJ
Well, that's how most people are hearing it.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
So that's cool. But it is some weird stuff going on, I think. Some important notes, hopefully everybody can take away from this. So the biggest thing that I guess is happening right now with Trump is all these executive orders are coming down. You know, he's trying to put all of these things in play. And then, you know, it came out originally as, you know, all these judges are stopping them. You know what I'm saying? These rogue judges. Right. And I started thinking about this a little bit more. Like, you know, this headline reads, Trump asked Trump Admin asks SCOTUS to. To allow it to move forward with plans to slash federal workforce. And so, like, you know, these. These rogue judges, they're calling them, right. They're all over the place and, like. And if you look up to date, I mean, even in Trump's first administration, it was anywhere from 64 to even. Some numbers are citing it as 104 injunctions, legal injunctions that have been put on the Trump administration in the first term. Now, with this second term, some we're at, like, 79 right now. And when you compare that to other administrations. Well, it says 17 on there, 17 nationwide. But some sources issued a total. It's been a total 79. Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ
Overall. And so. But when you compare that to other administrations, like the Biden administration, for example, they only had 28 total in the. In the total of four years. You compare that to Obama. He had 12, and that's including both terms. The Bush administration had six. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, there's obviously some going on here, right? And they.
Andy Purcella
Well, I think that reflects from, you know, just from my experience. I mean, I think that those numbers reflect the polarization and separation of parties since that time, you know, in the year 2000, 2001, you know, a lot of you guys don't remember, but it wasn't like it is now. You know, you could be friends with a Democrat and a Republican, and it wasn't a big deal. Like, no one, it's become so polarized now to where everybody thinks they're an activist and everybody thinks they have to stand on something that. I mean, it just seems like it's trickled down into the, you know, into the personal biases of the judges, which is, you know, counterintuitive to what the entire judicial system is supposed to stand for, for sure. So, I mean, when I look at this and I hear those numbers, I mean, it goes right in line with the polarization that's been intentionally cultivated in our society. You know, you've either got to be this or that. You've either got to stand for this or that. You can't have your own opinions, otherwise you're riding the fence. No, that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to call it as you see it, balls and strikes. It's not, oh, I'm all the way over here and I'm going to agree with everything that Trump says, or I'm all the way over there and I'm going to hate him no matter what he does. That's not productive for a civil society. And people have to come to terms with thinking like that. Otherwise our republic cannot survive.
DJ
Right.
Andy Purcella
So when you say those numbers, that's all I hear. All I hear is, okay, that that goes along with how this has progressed.
DJ
Where we are right now.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. And I can see that very clearly, somebody who's only been paying attention for the last three or four years, you know, they may not know that. So that's why I wanted to point that out.
DJ
I mean, I think the other piece of it, too, and what got me thinking on this is, like, you know, most people, again, we're trying to live our lives, man. Like, you know, people are working, taking care of families. Right. Like, we don't have time to really get to the nitty gritty of what's really happening behind the scenes. But I think it's important to just even understand the legal process, how it works, you know, because, again, how they're framing it, oh, it's these rogue judges. That's not necessarily the truth. Right. Like, and I even, like, bought into it for a little bit, my man. Like, all these judges, like, they're activist judges.
Andy Purcella
Right?
DJ
Like, you buy into that message, and, like, you got to look into it a little bit more. Than just that. Right. What's happening is one, our legal system's completely. Right. It's, it's over litigious. It takes way too long to get moving. All these court dockets, like, it's, it's cases and cases and cases. Right. So there you what, what's, what's happening is people are using the system that's in play to basically like, you know, prolong.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Same day sandbag any sort of change.
DJ
Any type of change. Right, right.
Andy Purcella
Because the reality also, dude, remember, this is how they get paid. The longer these go, the more lawyers get paid 100%.
DJ
And like, and the thing is, it's like, eventually most of these cases are going to end up at the Supreme Court. Right. Because constitutionally, legally, Trump's not out of line or out of order or any of that shit. Right. You can't just look at the judges. You have to look at who's bringing the lawsuits. Who's actually bringing the lawsuits. Because the judges don't start the lawsuits by themselves. Who's bringing the cases to the judges. Right. And most of these injunctions, they're mo. Most of them are just temporary injunctions, meaning the judge has to look at the stuff and like, okay, is there enough grounds here that I need to hear the full case? Stop whatever you're doing and let's review the facts. That's what happened. The problem is that shit takes months, sometimes, if not years. And so it's not necessarily just these rogue judges who is bringing the lawsuits to them. Right. And when you add in, oh, it was an Obama appointed judge or Biden appointed judge. Yeah, that's going to make it, you know, like, obviously they're going to side more. But temporary injunctions aren't a bad thing necessarily.
Andy Purcella
No, it's a weight. And let's find out. And when you overload the judicial system, it automatically delays any of these changes from taking place.
DJ
And dude, when you re. When you start looking into, into these things, you know, he had his first injunction literally the day he took office for a second term.
Andy Purcella
Right.
DJ
On January 20th. There's a website, we'll link it here, but they have all 104 total and even the 79 that just happened this year in this term. And you can go on there and look at who's actually bringing these cases to, to these courts. And I highly advise you guys take a second, go look through it. I mean, this is just the first two here. It's four pages of this stuff, but that's who we really need to be diving Into. And I highly encourage our listeners to do the same.
Andy Purcella
Look at who, who, who is it?
DJ
Who is it?
Andy Purcella
I don't know. You're supposed to tell us.
DJ
No, that's what I'm saying. I mean, when you look like it's unions. Unions. And who are the unions paid for by? And they're. They're getting funded by the NGOs. The long story, what you guys are going to find, it's our tax dollars that are going to these lobbyist groups that are going to these unions, going to these NGOs, being cycled into these lawyers to all prolong the same stuff on our dime.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, so. So basically our money is preventing anything from actually getting done for us. Yeah.
DJ
100. That's what you guys are gonna find. Look into it for yourself. Verify it. Check it out. It's sickening, man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. I mean, dude, look, man, it's. It's disturbing that there's people on either side that would try to stop something from happening that is good for the people of America because they want their interests served first. And ultimately, that's what we're talking about. Whether we talk about the left or the right. We're talking about corruption in the government which is designed to serve us, the people, is funded by us, the people. And it's not that anymore. It just doesn't work that way anymore. Now it's how can we use their money to make their lives harder? And this happens on both sides. And we have people that are in both of these quote unquote sides, which really aren't sides at all. It's just a mechanism of the, of the same thing. It's an illusion to make us believe there are sides. We're encouraged not to think freely. We're encouraged to buy into the, you know, this or that mentality. We are lied to, we are propagated to. We are manipulated against each other. For what purpose? For the purpose of control. For the purpose of them having control over us and being able to financially manipulate us, oppress us, and take away our freedoms without us really noticing that they are taking away our freedoms. And we need some out there that are going to stand up and serve the people's interests, not just their own interest. And it's frustrating. Yeah, it's just frustrating, dude, because I, I can't imagine. And it does seem to be on one side. Okay. Like, when you really look at it, it does seem to be the communist left, not them, not a standard Democrat. I don't even think a standard Democrat exists anymore. I think Those people are now considered what. What I would consider a Democrat 20 years ago is now considered a Libertarian. They're now considered a centrist.
DJ
Yeah. And I don't think over there.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I don't think there's Democrats the way that we used to think of them. And I think a lot of people have fallen into that because in their mind, they're saying, I'm a Democrat, and they fallen into this extreme right, this extreme left communist. And, you know, those people don't want what's best for the country at all.
DJ
No, it's. Dude, it's obvious, too. Like, I mean, you look at, like, a state like California, for example, we cover this when they had the wildfires out there. Right. They're asking federal money, like, federal, the federal government for, for more FEMA money and, and more assistance. Meanwhile, you got Governor Newsom signing $50 million from taxpayer dollars to go to a legal fund to fight Trump. You know what I'm saying? Before they even knew what, you know, I'm saying, like, it's, it's like that, man. It's like, that's sick.
Andy Purcella
Well, look, man, it's. To me, it. This isn't about Trump or not Trump. This is about us in this country not getting what we deserve, not having what we were promised, not being able to live the lives that we were guaranteed and that many of our ancestors and relatives fought and died for. And that's very frustrating to me that we don't have more people up there in Washington that truly care about, that.
DJ
Are calling the out.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. And, and, dude, you know, this isn't, this isn't a new thing. This is what's happened in every government that's ever existed over the history of time. What happens is people get in power. They, the first group, they mean well. The second group, they mean well. The third group, they start to say, oh, well, we could take this from them and they won't really notice. And that starts the trend. And then over a few hundred years, we end up in a scenario where, you know, people are basically oppressed, you know, serfs or slaves, however you want to say it, feudal class, and they revolt and kill all these people. And that's, you know, that seems to be where we're headed if things don't actually get straightened out. I mean, because, dude, I don't think people in America are really going to take this very much longer. I really don't. I think Trump's got a chance to correct some of it. And like I've said on the show, you Know, I personally think that he should be going way harder than he is on a lot of these things. I can't really figure out why it. Not a lot of people believe that he is, quote unquote, part of it, you know, part of the cabal, and he's playing a role. I don't know if I buy that, but I know this. If I was doing what I thought was best for the country, I would do whatever the I had to do to fix it. I would get all these corrupt people out of the way. I wouldn't do it slowly. I would do it quickly. I would reset the system, and I would say, this is how it's supposed to be. At the end of four years, if you don't think it's better, you put me on a rope. You know what I'm saying? And that's what I would do.
DJ
Yeah. Yeah, man. It's just crazy, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments, and let us know, man. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments, Andy.
Andy Purcella
Cool.
DJ
You got some. You got some interesting ones here, I'm sure. Yeah, you do.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Want to wear my skin and shit.
DJ
Let's check these out, man. First comment.
Andy Purcella
Better.
DJ
Bushcraft1 says, came here from audio to peep this chain y' all talking about was not disappointed.
Andy Purcella
That's right. Yeah, we'll fuck around.
DJ
That's right.
Andy Purcella
You should know better. You shouldn't even have to verify. Yeah, I'm the baddest motherfuckers on the planet.
DJ
That's it. I'm waiting on the grape chain.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, well, you'd be waiting a while. Gotta pass that first grade reading course, what it is.
DJ
Okay, got it. Now, you did say you did. You did put something out to the audience about the chain. Yeah, I did a potential giveaway.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
So we got some.
Andy Purcella
I'm gonna do that. I think I'm gonna. I haven't figured out the details of it, but it's gonna work something like this. We're gonna have, like, a contest of who can create the coolest content with the chain. And you're gonna have to create. You're gonna have, like, 24 hours to create the content, and then you got to send it to the next person. All right? And we'll have a registry of all the people that want to do it. And then, you know, if someone steals it, we got your address, bro. Yeah, we're gonna come get that back. All right, so we'll have it on Goodwill. We'll have it on culture. Be a good little community exercise. I think it'd be fun. I think that's. That's something I'm thinking, right?
DJ
Sounds good. I mean we had some pretty good suggestions from the crowd.
Andy Purcella
Did we?
DJ
Yeah, let's check.
Andy Purcella
That's just what I was thinking. Yeah.
DJ
That's nice.
Andy Purcella
So maybe somebody's got a better idea. Yeah.
DJ
Enrique Borboa. Chain giveaway entry requirements. Record a video with a Tropic lightning farm Energy screaming big ass titties. And another stealing a friend's bike with the great flavor.
Andy Purcella
I. You know what? I. I'm. I like that. It's a great idea. You know, I'm. I'm all about getting creative, man.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
You know, let's. I'm. Throw me some ideas, bro. You know, like don't let me go out there and half ass this shit. You guys know what you want?
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Let me know.
DJ
Yeah. What are you guys willing to do?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I think. I think a content contest would be fun, dude.
DJ
Yeah, that'd be cool.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, Like a funny. Like funny. Yeah, like don't be none of this nerd shit. Like I really like first form screaming freedom. Yeah, yeah.
DJ
Yeah. Here's another one. This is from Levi Billman. Says fastest time to beer. Beer bottle a 12 pack of grape Smash gets the chain.
Andy Purcella
Well, I'll get it right back because you'd be dead. Fuck, bro. One of those things just cranks me out, bro.
DJ
Oh yeah?
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Makes me erupt. You know what I'm saying?
DJ
Mountain Vesuvius.
Andy Purcella
Mountain. Mount. Mount Vercella. You know?
DJ
Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, man. All right.
Andy Purcella
I thought we had some. Some. We got more.
DJ
You want some heat, don't you?
Andy Purcella
I thought you had some.
DJ
That's what you want.
Andy Purcella
All excited.
DJ
I know what you want.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that is what I want.
DJ
I'm going to give it to you.
Andy Purcella
All right.
DJ
All right. We gotta go to Paul.
Andy Purcella
Paul. Okay.
DJ
This is Paul run.
Andy Purcella
Paul who?
DJ
Paul run.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ
Paul run. Triple. Triple one. Omg. Shut up with all that gay car talk. Such each other off some.
Andy Purcella
Bro. You and him can go to Hooked on Phonics together.
DJ
Yeah, no me up.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, Paul, we got you. We got you a tutorial. His name is DJ Such each other.
DJ
Off some other times.
Andy Purcella
Guy drives a Tesla for sure. Just like Zeeshan over there. All.
DJ
All Tesla drivers.
Andy Purcella
You. You bought a Tesla thinking it was gonna be cool. Now you found out it's not. Now you talk. What are you talking about? No, no, no. Oh, yeah? What'd you tell me the other day?
DJ
I like other cars. That doesn't mean I don't like Teslas.
Andy Purcella
What'd you say you're gonna do?
DJ
I like G.D. 500.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, see? See that? What do you say? He said it was gay.
DJ
Yeah. Gay car talk.
Andy Purcella
No, what's gay is your haircut.
DJ
That is true.
Andy Purcella
Yes. What is it with all you broccoli head motherfuckers, man? Bro, you got the kitchen cut or whatever that is.
DJ
Yeah, I think I read a comment that was a reply to this one that said, go learn how to spell soy boy.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look.
DJ
Yeah, well, Paul.
Andy Purcella
Paul, D.J. will tutor you on your typing so that we'll understand what you are saying. Such each other off.
DJ
I think I know what he's.
Andy Purcella
Some other time. Okay, well, let's go. Such each other, idiot.
DJ
Such this. How about that? Yeah.
Andy Purcella
How do you. How do you not like cars?
DJ
Can't.
Andy Purcella
Such this can't. Such this can't. Bro, first of all, how do you not like cars? Like, you know. You know how I know you had gender affirming care? You know how I know you cut off your dick, Paul.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
All right, that's enough for Paul.
DJ
That's enough on Paul. You good?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I'm good.
DJ
All right, Paul.
Andy Purcella
Paul seems like an all right guy, even though he's lost his dick. I'd be mad too, bro. I'd be mad if I caught up my own dick.
DJ
I'd be pretty pissed.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
I'd be pretty pissed. Yeah.
Andy Purcella
This is what happens when you drink. That's right. No ball spot. That's right, dude. That's what happens. That's what happens when you drink atrazine for your whole entire life, man. You don't have enough testosterone in to enjoy the cars. You know, like, if you could. If you can hear and feel and drive a car and it doesn't do something to you, you're probably gay. Yeah, in fact, bro, I know lots of even gay. Yeah, bro. That's what I'm saying. I know, dude. I know.
DJ
Some vibrations.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. I don't even. I think it's like. It's not even. No, that's not. That's not what I meant. What I meant was like, what's further than gay? Whatever that is. That's what he's got.
DJ
That's like. Like. Yeah, yeah, that's up there.
Andy Purcella
Hey, man, it is what it is. We're not talking about actual homosexual. We're just talking about the slang form.
DJ
Yeah, right. Right.
Andy Purcella
Such each other off. All right, Paul.
DJ
Yep. Cool, Paul. Cool story, bro. All right, guys, we do appreciate.
Andy Purcella
Sorry about your dick.
DJ
Yes, we appreciate you, man, for being real ass fans. Guys, keep liking commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Hit that bell notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from really? After that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. Hell on them too. This one's interesting. Ukraine, Russia. All right. They're finally at the table.
Andy Purcella
Oh, they are. I thought they were yesterday bombing each other. Yeah.
DJ
Yeah. Well, it's funny. It's that true or not, bro? It's true. It's true.
Andy Purcella
A lot of it looked like AI. Well, it did like the drone footage.
DJ
It looked like the shit that was coming out when it first happened. You know, they were showing like video games and shit, bro. It was weird.
Andy Purcella
You mean the ghost of Kiev?
DJ
Ghost of Kiev? Yeah. It's stupid.
Andy Purcella
The ghost of Kiev.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
You flew down on a lightning bolt.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Slaughtered the entire Russian army in one minute.
DJ
So what was the one about the ship? Like somebody like, like one dude jumped on a ship and like.
Andy Purcella
Oh, Snake Island.
DJ
On Snake Island.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Yeah. Some weird. Yeah, dude. Like, come on.
Andy Purcella
Rambo.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Stop it. Ukrainian Rambo went to Snake Island. Yeah.
DJ
Stop it.
Andy Purcella
Liberated the snakes.
DJ
Stop it. What are you doing? Yeah. Ukraine and Russia agree to swap dead and wounded troops, but report no progress toward ending the war. So they had a talk today. Representatives of Russia and Ukraine, they both met today. This was their second round of direct peace talks in just over two weeks. And they made some. Some agreements, but I think that might have been halted because of what they're calling the Pearl harbor attack on Russia. Operation Spiderweb. This is what's now circulating around the interwebs was an attack on Russian air bases and nuclear fleet by hiding explosives laden drones and wooden sheds. According to officials. Keeves Secret Service stashed the attack drones inside the roofs of the sheds which are loaded onto the trucks that were driven to the perimeter of the air bases. And then Ukrainian authorities revealed in a statement shared on social media, the roof panels were then lifted off by a remotely activated device so that the 117 drones used in the strikes could fly out and make their devastating attack. Here is. Here's a clip allegedly of the attack. Let's check this out. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but that definitely would not make me want to have some talks.
Andy Purcella
I don't know, man.
DJ
That's the weird thing. It's like they want peace, but there's like, people keep. They keep blowing up. So it's like, I don't know how much peace you're supposed to have. Like, where's the good.
Andy Purcella
You know what, dude? I don't really care. Yeah, like, do it. Kill each other, man. Keep killing each other. We should not be in it, and neither should anybody else. I want to pay for these world alliances that. That have other people getting involved and all these things and all this. Dude, just let them do what they're gonna do. It ain't none of my business. None of your business. I don't give a. I'm tired of hearing about it. None of our money should be spent for it. And that's how I feel. I don't care. Same thing I feel about Middle East. I don't care. I don't care. Yes, I. I think it's wrong that people are being indiscriminately killed who are totally innocent. That happens every day. That happens in our own country all the fucking time. Nobody talks about it, okay? So it happens everywhere, all over the globe. So here's my take. I care about fucking us. That's what I care about. I care about us. And I'm tired of hearing about all that shit. Real talk. I don't care. That little Zelinsky. That dude has stolen so much money from us, he's done so much other bullshit. It's embarrassing that we even back them in any way, shape, or form. You know, Putin, you know, you say you want Ukraine or whatever, you fucking do it, then do it. Do it. Like, I'm just tired of hearing about it. Do what you're gonna do. Fuck.
DJ
Oh, it's real, man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. I mean, like, bro, you guys are a bunch of pussy bitches. Yeah, real talk. You too, Putin. All you. You're all a bunch of. All you do is talk and you act hard and you run around your motorcades and you send the poor people off to die. You're all a bunch of. That's how I feel about it, dude.
DJ
Be done with it.
Andy Purcella
No, I'm no, like, dude, if they want to fight, then you go fight. Let's see. Little dumbass Zinski out there and, you know, big, bad ass Putin and Z and all like, you. You would see a different side of them, bro.
DJ
That would be so.
Andy Purcella
No, you would see a different side of them. They would piss their pants. Like, dude, I'm just tired of it.
DJ
I think Putin. Putin's got him. I would. I would. It would be nice to see, like, if we got to a place Just globally, where, like, world leaders actually had to fight each other.
Andy Purcella
Huh.
DJ
You know what I'm saying?
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Like, that'd be.
Andy Purcella
That's how it should be.
DJ
I would love to see that.
Andy Purcella
Well, they'd be a lot. They. They would have a totally different opinion about world peace if that were the case. Just like Congress, if they had to send their families to the front lines, they would vote differently and they would think differently, and they would speak differently. If Lindsey Graham had to get his fat little ass over there on the front line, he wouldn't be warmongering the way that he does, or Sean Hannity or Levin or any of these guys. It's real easy to talk a bunch of. Behind a microphone. That's right. It's real easy to say, hey, you guys go fight that in the name of our country.
DJ
We have to fight.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
When I say we, I mean you.
Andy Purcella
By. By we, I mean you.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Like, bro, these guys.
DJ
Yeah. I'll make sure they got all the tools and resources.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, dude. It'd be a totally different thing if it were another way around. And, like, it's just. It's irritating.
DJ
It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Yeah. Well, speaking of attacks, though, we did have something that did happen.
Andy Purcella
You know, that's the. That's the. That's the paradox of, like, that level of leadership is that to get to that level of leadership, you almost have to be, like, borderline psychopathic anyway. So then they get to that point. You know, there's been very few leaders in the history of the world that were actually selfless leaders. I'm talking on a global scale. Very few. Okay? And we get these guys who are wired for achievement and who wire, and they work their way up the ladder doing whatever they have to do, except their intent is not the place that it should be. Their intent is not to serve. It's to be great. Themselves not realizing that being the greatest would be to actually serve. And we don't have leaders like that anymore. We don't have global leaders like that. We have a bunch of. Who send young people and poor people and, you know, they sell them on all this propaganda about how it's super honorable to go do these things and these people get killed for what? So for their ego. So they can argue back and forth, put their asses on the front line. The whole world will calm down in about three seconds.
DJ
Magically.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Magic. Yeah. It's crazy, man. But speaking on attacks, because we did have something happened here on our soil, you see the shit that happened in Colorado.
Andy Purcella
I didn't see. No, I saw a little bit of it, but I didn't see the whole thing. Yeah, so I saw that at first. At first it was being seen as some white dude burned up a bunch of Jews.
DJ
Yeah, right.
Andy Purcella
Which ended up not being the case.
DJ
Being the case. And then they stopped reporting it.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
So that was what I saw when I first saw it. That was what I saw. And I was like, what? And then, you know, an hour later, they're like, oh, by the way, this guy's not supposed to be here.
DJ
Yeah, Biden let him in. Yeah.
Andy Purcella
So let's hear the story.
DJ
Boulder terror attack suspect said he wanted to kill all Zionist people, use Molotov cocktails. This is from the Fed. So federal officials have charged Boulder, Colorado, terrorist attack suspect Mohammed Sabri Solomon with a hate crime involving actual or perceived race, religion, or national origin. Solomon, who's 45, was charged with first degree murder, crimes against at risk adults, elderly assault, criminal attempt to commit Class 1 and Class 2 felonies, and use of explosives or incendiary devices during a felony. Um, so this, I mean, it was a crazy, crazy attack that happened. It left eight people, ages 52 to 88 with injuries, including one in critical conditions. None of the victims have died. Quote, when he threw the Molotov cocktail, Solomon yelled, free Palestine. And the Molotov cocktails ignited in the crowd of people, causing burn injuries to eight individuals. The federal complaint states the clear liquid in the glass bottles and weed sprayer were determined to be 87 octane gasoline, which was determined to contain xylene based on a field test, the complaint states. Inside a vehicle registered to Solomon, authorities found a red material consistent with the red with the rags found in the pla. Black plastic container, a red gas container and paperwork with the words Israel, Palestine and usaid, according to federal authorities. And he did tell the officers that. That he wanted to kill all Zionist people and wish they were all dead.
Andy Purcella
So.
DJ
Yeah. So, I mean, this guy, the Solomon guy, this is him. You guys have seen the video circulating online. He. He's an immigrant. Illegal immigrant. Stay passed to stay. Biden let him in. He'd been trying to claim asylum since, like, 2005, from what I was able to see.
Andy Purcella
Well, then how did Biden. Lennon, man, if it was 2005.
DJ
Because he was denied in 2005. Left came back under Biden.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ
When, you know, Biden was letting everybody in and been here overstayed and. Yeah, now he's committing acts of terrorism. Yeah, I mean, I Want to be tactfully careful with this, but it's just too weird to me, man. And the left is.
Andy Purcella
I don't think it's weird.
DJ
I think the left is having a really hard time battling this stuff, right? Because, you know, I don't think it's weird.
Andy Purcella
I mean, it makes perfect sense. Here's what doesn't make sense. Why they try to blame it on white people right away, immediately. You know, why they try to blame it on white supremacy and fucking extreme alt right bullshit. Okay?
DJ
They always do that.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, no, it makes sense to me. I mean, look, this is what happens to innocent Jewish people when the leaders of their country indiscriminately target innocent people, Arabs and Muslims. Whether you think it's okay or not, there's 3 billion Muslims across the world. There's 14 million Jews. I've said this a number of times by doing things like Israel's government is doing, not the Jews, quote, unquote. They are putting innocent Jews in danger of retaliation. And we have. There is a big uprising amongst Jewish people against the Israeli government, which they're not talking about at all. So they're trying. It does seem like they're trying to create a narrative where the anti. That it's about, you know, anti Semitic terrorism that is happening for no reason. Okay? And when. When you have the government of Israel. I'm not talking about the people of Israel. The government of Israel, and some of the people of Israel saying things like, what would you do if. If they. If somebody invaded your land and killed a couple, some of your people? Well, I don't know. I wouldn't wipe out the entire population. I don't think that that's, you know, the proper way to handle those things. I think when I see little babies, you know, and. And moms holding their heads and their arms and their legs, I don't think that those little babies are the ones that did the things to you. Now, you may think that they'll grow up and be that way, but that's an assumption. And if they do grow up and be that way, it's probably because they're being slaughtered the way that they are. So it becomes this repetitive cycle over and over and over.
DJ
Exact same thing in fucking Afghanistan and Iraq.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, for sure, bro.
DJ
Creating the next generation of fucking hatred.
Andy Purcella
Right? And the problem with that is, I mean, you say, oh, it doesn't make sense. No, it makes sense because the Muslim community is massive and the Jewish community small. And the Muslim community is pissed off at the Jewish community and they're not discriminating between the leaders of Israel and the Jewish people, which is why I think that language of collectivizing all Jewish people together is very dangerous. Because I'm pretty sure that none of those people deserve to get set on fire. You see what I'm saying? Like, we need to start holding the people accountable that are making these decisions. Not just indiscriminately attacking people that are doing it. Those people didn't do anything. And while I agree that, you know, maybe that guy has a real reason to be upset, taking it out on people who did nothing to you is not the way to handle those things. You know, if we were really about it, we'd handle it by taking the people out that are making the decisions. That's the truth. If Muslims were really about what was going on, they would handle the people at the very top of the food chain and they would have grace for the everyday, regular person. That may just not be the same skin tone or practice the same religion. But then you go on the Internet, dude, and you see, like, you know, you see again, you see these very extreme comments. You see people saying, well, all the Jews and this and that, which is. And then you see all these people saying that all the Muslims are monsters. What the would you do? You know, those little kids are scum. Like, dude, that's not palatable by the average person's standards at all. And, and then, you know, you get a lot of people on the Internet, like, who? I mean, dude, really, honestly just say crazy when it comes to this topic, not realizing that, dude, all you're doing is causing more and more hate and division. And there's going to be a lot of collateral damage to that. And who knows, it could be your family too, you know, Like, I don't think that it's in anybody's interest to perpetuate the hate the way that it has been perpetuated in my opinion, because of things like this. Like, dude, you know, like, I didn't, I didn't hurt anybody. I didn't do anything. But there's all this anti white out there. So what, I get randomly attacked because I'm white, right? Like, or black or Jewish or this or Muslim. Like, dude, fill in a blank. That's not, that's not civilized behavior. True, true, true. Truly civilized behavior is throwing a revolution and holding the people who made the decisions accountable and making examples of them. That's civilized. Like real talk, that's civilized. What's not civilized is slaughtering a bunch of innocent people, whether they Be whether they be black, white, Jewish, Muslim or anything. Yeah, that's. That's not civilized.
DJ
Yeah, dude, it's a crazy situation, man. It is crazy. One thing too that bothers me, man.
Andy Purcella
Is like, I mean, there's a big uprising in Israel happening right now. There's a huge resistance of Jewish people who are all about stopping their government from. They. What they're doing is realizing the danger that their government's putting them and their families in.
DJ
Yeah, yeah.
Andy Purcella
The real danger, for sure, dude. And sometimes I know what you were getting at. It makes you feel like they're doing it on purpose.
DJ
Dude, I know, all right.
Andy Purcella
I know what I was about to.
DJ
Because, like, I mean, it just. It's.
Andy Purcella
It makes you feel like they're trying to agitate the Muslim community at such a level that there be these attacks become the norm, and then they can say, look what's happening.
DJ
It's more justification.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, but dude, that's not the Jewish people doing that. That's the fucking. That's like, imagine putting your own people at risk because you want to create some sort of smoke screen to do whatever it is you want to do.
DJ
To justify your actions.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, bro.
DJ
Like, well, they wouldn't do that. Well, I mean, I don't know, bro. Like, you look into the details of October 7th, bro. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
Andy Purcella
Well, I mean, there's people that were on the ground that said that. That Israel's military was killing his raislies.
DJ
Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Purcella
Like, dude, I mean, those are. There's. There's people on the Internet. Now, granted, could. They could be full of. Sure. But there's IDF agents that have come out and said undercover that the Hannibal Directive was issued, which, if you want to Google the Hannibal Directive and read.
DJ
What it is, the Hannibal Director also directive, also translated as Hannibal Procedure or Hannibal Protocol, is the name of a controversial procedure used by Israel Defense Forces to prevent the capture of Israeli soldiers by enemy forces.
Andy Purcella
Anyway, so, yeah, dude, there's a lot to this, man. And it all seems to. I don't know, it just seems like a big mess. And I think there's going to be more and more attacks like this on innocent people. And I think it's wrong for sure.
DJ
I think it's, you know, the other piece of it too, bro. It's like the. The real consequences of like actual American rights being stripped here. We talk about freedom of speech all the time. Like, they're push that in there.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Which is the other Part.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, but that's only going to make it worse. That's only going to make it worse.
DJ
So why do they keep doing. That's where the intentional piece comes for me. It's like, if we can look at something very, like, in a very common sense, very objective way, I'm like, okay, well, obviously this is going to lead to more of that then. What other explanation can you have outside of it just being intentional? That's what they want. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's. Dude, it's hard for me to draw it, man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that's because you know what it. Because you know what the truth is? The truth absolutely is. Hey, we don't want you to talk about these things because they're actually fucking true, okay? Like the Epstein and the sex ring and the pedophilia and all this. And, you know, criticizing Israel as a government is not anti Semitic. Just like criticizing the administration that happens to be in charge of the United States at any given time is not anti American. It's part of America, okay? So, like, I. This whole idea that you can't criticize Israel's government otherwise you're an anti Semite is total, total. Okay? So you have to be able to separate. Just like when, for most of us, when Joe Biden was in office, we didn't agree with Joe Biden's actions. You know, now that Trump's in office, there's actions that he, we don't agree with. Okay?
DJ
And anti American.
Andy Purcella
No, that's anti Trump. That's actually very American.
DJ
Pro American.
Andy Purcella
Yes. So it's, you know, but, but when it comes to Israel, you know, you criticize, you're anti Semitic, you're, you're, you're against an entire racial group of people. A religious. No, not at all.
DJ
But we call out about France. That doesn't make me anti French fries.
Andy Purcella
That's right.
DJ
You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's, it's weird. It's only one. We can't talk about it.
Andy Purcella
Well, I know, but the more that. My point in saying this is, is the more that they do this, the more, more it hurts their own cause. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, well, is, you know, these guys fund all these different causes about diversity, except they don't allow any diversity where they're at. None.
DJ
They're down with. They're open with migration and, you know.
Andy Purcella
To Europe, to, to all, you know, to United States. Everywhere else. Diversity is the greatest thing. Diversity is our Strength. That's the slogan that they've all coined. But diversity is not the strength when we talk about their country.
DJ
Right, right.
Andy Purcella
So why is that? And that's a fair question. That doesn't make you an anti Semite. And anybody who says it does is using it as a defense mechanism because they can't defend their own arguments.
DJ
It's real, man. That's real, man. Guys, it's crazy, man. But let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. We still got some more to cover, so let's keep the cruise cruising, guys. Let's head to headline number three, A and D. Yeah, it's that time of year, bro. Do you feel it in the air every year? You know what happens in June? Everyone's gay. I mean, everyone's game. Pro sports go all in for Pride Month, man.
Andy Purcella
Did they?
DJ
Yeah, we're back here.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, but I thought. I thought a lot of the companies didn't.
DJ
A lot of the companies have not.
Andy Purcella
Okay. Yeah, they learn.
DJ
Usually everybody changes their logos and shit. Yeah, no, we're good. But. But a lot of the sports teams have. Most of them. It is Pride Month once again, and despite America's recent turn against all things so terribly woke, pro sports leagues, teams and athletes have jumped at the chance to celebrate the LGBTQ + flagship holiday. Unsurprisingly, the WNBA was one of the first to show support for gay recognition with a post to Twitter early on June 1st as the month kicked off.
Andy Purcella
Why does that say unsurprisingly to wnba? We're drawing some conclusions there.
DJ
Yeah, I mean, you know, I got some jokes, but I believe them right now. I'll hold them all.
Andy Purcella
I don't think it's any secret.
DJ
Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, they. They went. They. They did it with the. They got the, you know, the WNBA logo of a woman missing a layup. She.
Andy Purcella
That's a fucking fact.
DJ
All right, we'll write that one down for next time. Woman missing Leah. All right. Yeah, so they went. I mean, like, a lot of MLB.
Andy Purcella
Teams, I'm sure they got smoked in the comments, didn't they?
DJ
It's pretty bad.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
DJ
It's pretty bad. But what better timing, you know? What better timing? Because just as this month is kicking off and it does suck. Dude, it's my birthday month, man. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Purcella
Like, makes a lot of sense.
DJ
All right.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
All right. Anyways, what better timing? Okay, so this comes out. We got Pride Month launching, right? Respecting, you know, you know, trans women and all of that stuff, okay? And dude, like, I could not have predicted a better fucking headline for this. We have to bring this, this, this person back. Do you remember this person?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that's the one from the Olympics.
DJ
Yeah. The Olympic boxer Emain Khalif. Okay, well, guess what just happened as soon as Pride month got launched. Andy, Lab leaked. Lab results offer new evidence about her biological sex.
Andy Purcella
Let me guess, she is the father.
DJ
Dude, I called it. We, we called it.
Andy Purcella
I, I said I didn't know.
DJ
You said you didn't know I called it.
Andy Purcella
Look, man, there's some, I, I, I don't know unless I've seen the wang.
DJ
Okay, well, here's the proof. Okay? Newly leaked text results suggest that Olympic boxer Imane Khalif is a biological male. On this, more than a year after her. Why are they still calling her? How does that sentence make sense? She's a biological male, but then they're still calling her.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it doesn't.
DJ
His appearance at the Paris 2024 Olympics sparked international backlash. Main Khalif, 26, was found to have XY chromosomes according to results from a 2023 test carried out by an accredited Indian doctor. Three wire sports obtained and published the documents. The results of that test led the Russian controlled Boxing Authority to expel Kalief from the 2023 Women's Boxing World Championships in India. Khalif then came under massive scrutiny during the 2024 Paris Olympics when the Olympic governing body denied claims that she was a biological male and allowed her to compete. But now the test results could upend the official story about Kalief. Quote, chromosome analysis reveals male karyotype test results read, referring to male chromosomes. So the test was conducted by Dr. Lao Path Labs, a New Delhi lab with accreditation from the American College of Pathologists and certification from International Organization for Standardization, Telegraph reported. Despite that accredited source, leaders at Paris Olympics claim the results were, quote, not legitimate when allowing Kalief to compete, suggesting that the Russians had planted misinformation about Kalief to get a leg up in the Games. But yeah, that's not the case at all.
Andy Purcella
Third leg up. But dude, you really.
DJ
He like doubled down on it, man. He did that interview.
Andy Purcella
Well, I mean, is this, is this one of those, Is this like a hermaphrodite person? Is this a. I don't know all the deals. So like, is this full wang? I'm being serious, bro. Like, would someone not have noticed that, like in the weigh ins or the swimming pool or the.
DJ
Probably ain't gonna be that big.
Andy Purcella
I mean, I mean, I don't know. I, I, Dude, I don't know what kind, what kind of equipment we're talking about here.
DJ
Yeah, I mean, but like, even, like, what's the, the average weight of a penis, right?
Andy Purcella
Depends on where you're from.
DJ
I call that sweet and low.
Andy Purcella
Depends on where you're from.
DJ
What's the average weight of. I got. My search history is gonna be fucked.
Andy Purcella
Well, I'm just saying.
DJ
I'm not about to search.
Andy Purcella
I'm just saying, like, no one knew this was a dude.
DJ
Yeah, dude, that's my thing. I saw like this picture right here. This is what, this is what confirmed to me.
Andy Purcella
I'm like, I mean, that does look like a man, bro. Bro.
DJ
And listen, like, Imane a mom.
Andy Purcella
So, so it's fine. Yeah, so, So a man beat a bunch of chicks in the fucking Olympics in boxing. Like, that's where we're at in 20, 20, fucking 5. You know what I'm saying?
DJ
He knocked her ass out, man. That's not okay, dude. It's not all right. It's not.
Andy Purcella
No, it's not, dude. And anybody who argues for it is literally insane. Literally insane, bro.
DJ
All right, Come on, man. Look at those traps. Come on.
Andy Purcella
I mean, that's just a level of intensity you just don't see from, from most women.
DJ
No.
Andy Purcella
You know, I've known a couple women are pretty intense, but I mean, Macy Barber is. Macy Barber's badass, bro. She's intense, but that looks like a fucking wild animal.
DJ
That looks like a dude who's happy.
Andy Purcella
I bet Macy Barbara kick that dude's ass.
DJ
Oh, for sure, for sure. I want, I don't even know what weight class this dude's in, but, dude.
Andy Purcella
It'S that dude gets ass beat by other men too.
DJ
Well, that's why, that's the, that's why that's always the case, dude. They can't compete in their own league. That's why they have to go. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Purcella
Yeah. And then they stand there all proud and shit.
DJ
Dude, how.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I don't know, dude.
DJ
Like, like this is like, like this is Paul's comment right here in a picture.
Andy Purcella
Huh?
DJ
This is Paul's comment. Paul runs comment.
Andy Purcella
Paul.
DJ
This is, this is his comment in the picture.
Andy Purcella
Oh, that's Paul there. Anyway, so, so what are they going to do about it?
DJ
Yeah, I mean, that, that's the thing. We don't know yet. This just came out. This literally just came out. And it could not be at worst timing because, you know, while, you know.
Andy Purcella
Worst timing for who?
DJ
For the pride. For pride shit, man. Because, like, they're losing funding left and right.
Andy Purcella
Dude. I saw. I don't remember what team it was, but they made a post and I went in the comments and it was slaughter.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Like, it was. There was. I. I didn't see any comments in support, so I don't remember which team.
DJ
It was, but she was 145lbs at the time of the Olympic event.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Cut down from 180.
DJ
Little guy.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Been getting his ass beat his whole life by. Man, he's.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. Well, I mean, I. You know what? I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and I don't know if. I don't know because, like, I. That could be both. That could be like a real ugly woman.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Or. And also ugly dude.
DJ
Or just an ugly dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. I don't know, man. It's crazy.
Andy Purcella
I don't know how these people could stand there and celebrate beating people in sports that they know they're not supposed to compete with. Like that track athlete from that we covered last weekend. Like, how the. Do you stand next to. Or, you know, whatever that swimmer guy was, Michael Thomas or whatever. Leah Thomas, Stan. You're standing next to people who deserve to win and you're like standing there like, proud, like, what. What is wrong with your brain, dude?
DJ
What's really cool to see, though. I know we covered this a few CTIs ago, but, like, you're starting to see fight backs, right? Like, so the college. The high school championships happened in California again. And this time the, the, the ladies, the young women who came in second and third place, they refused to even stand on the podium. Like, you know, I'm saying. So when it was.
Andy Purcella
They shouldn't even compete.
DJ
They shouldn't, you know, but like, they refuse to get on the podium with this dude.
Andy Purcella
Every single person should boycott, like, the men and the women.
DJ
Yeah, they should. They should be here.
Andy Purcella
Let them get out there and do their little triple jump. And they're all by themselves. Since they want all the attention they can have all of it.
DJ
Get all of it. Yeah, dude. I mean, he's. This, this one is in Washington now. So we go to Washington State. This is Washington State's high school championship. This boy who believes he's a girl, he's 17. Veronica Garcia is the stage name. He won the Class 2A 400 meter dash by nearly a second, which, in that sprint, I mean, that's a shit ton. That's a lot. And it was his first Competition as a trans athlete to win us win the state title with. The Seattle Times wrote, here's a clip just to look at the difference between. Between the two.
Andy Purcella
And Veronica Garcia is your state champ.
DJ
In that look, you see people in the audience shaking their heads and man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, yeah. Because nobody agrees with it, but nobody will say anything.
DJ
No, it's Sigma. Yeah. They refuse to stand on the podium with the dude. This is a picture. This is who came in second place. Really? First place. She took this selfie, posted it. Riley Gaines re shared this. But she has a sign saying, washington State track and field, real girls two, a 400 meter champion. You know, it's stupid, man.
Andy Purcella
It's not stupid. It's disgusting and it's selfish and it's wrong. And we've bent over backwards to cater our reality to this very small percentage of people who have no problem, no remorse, no guilt, no shame about doing something that is very clearly wrong. Okay? It's disgusting. And in my opinion, the men and the women should be boycotting sports where any of these people try to compete, okay? Completely. They want all the attention and they want to get clapped for and they want to act like they're doing something. Then let them go out there all by themselves and do their thing and then they can clap for themselves. And everybody who wants to, you know, the crowds won't be there either. Because nobody wants to see this. Right. The only people that want to see it are people that want to pretend to be virtuous and then pretend to be have this bleeding heart and oh, it's okay. It's no big deal. You know, a lot like the. The last time we showed that mother confronting the other mother, one of the other mothers, the third party moms, was like, let the kids play. Let the kids play. Listen, at high school level, it's not play. It's competition, okay? And that's part of the problem. A lot of these people don't understand that that is high level competition, all right? It's not play, it's not T ball, it's not soccer when they're three. Not little League, No.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
And men and women do not belong competing together. There's very real scientific physical differences in size, strength, speed, explosiveness, the amount of muscle ones carry the frame, all these things. Anatomy is completely different. Hormones are completely different. If LeBron James went in as the athlete he is and decided to play in the wnba, what would happen?
DJ
They'd be getting triple triples.
Andy Purcella
No, no. He would be hurting these girls. And the only reason they're not getting hurt is because the only athletes that are doing this are the weak male athletes, not the strong ones. The strong. You don't ever see one of these championship quote unquote, trans athletes that dominated some other sport. It doesn't happen, okay? It's only done by weak men because weak men, that's their only path to actually being relevant. Am I wrong?
DJ
Oh, you're absolutely right, dude.
Andy Purcella
Has anybody been pointing this out? Where are the championship athletes playing with men? All it would take is one of these blue chip NFL college athletes going to, you know, Florida or Alabama to go play a women's sport and destroy them for everybody. Be like, oh, yeah, this is wrong.
DJ
It's probably not good.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, like, you know, like, so where's the line? So weak male athletes get to compete with women, but the strong ones don't?
DJ
Yeah, right.
Andy Purcella
Like, what are we talking about here?
DJ
Could you imagine Floyd Mayweather getting in the box?
Andy Purcella
That's what I'm saying, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Let's take, let's take Brock Lesnar and let's put him in the women's class of mma. Okay? Let's take. You get, you get it.
DJ
Yeah, right.
Andy Purcella
Like, let's take Ray Lewis and put him out there playing girls soccer. Let's take. You know, you know what I mean? The only people that get to do this are the weak men. Why are we allowing that? And, and why it's being allowed is because weak men don't want to rock the motherfucking boat. They're a bunch of bitches. They won't say anything. They, they're saying, oh, if I say that, I'll get canceled. So you'd rather let society completely disintegrate because you don't have the courage to stand up for what's right? Our, our whole entire problem in the, in the, in culture right now is a lack of courage amongst people. How many people during COVID didn't want to wear the mask but did anyway? How many people didn't want to follow the, the, the vaccine guidelines and got it anyway? And now they're, they, they regret it? How many people, like, dude, it's all it takes is for people to have a little bit of courage. Nothing bad is going to happen to you. Oh, some people are going to get pissed off. So what? Who cares? Like, are we that fragile of a society where men have lost the ability to stand up for what's right at all? Like, is that where we're at for real? Is that. Is that the badass American, you know, tough guy?
DJ
Like, yeah, we got to rely on laws. Unless legislation.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. And then they say like, oh, well, you know, when really cracks off, I'll be right. Oh, really? Because you won't even speak up against anything. You know what I'm saying? We got all these moms who are like, oh, well, let the kids play. Let the kids play. Be quiet, okay? You don't know what you're advocating for. You don't know why they're doing this. You don't know any of the implications of what this is supposed to be because you never read a motherfucking history book. This ain't about women's sports. This is about the erasure of culture. This is about removing very real basic identities in humankind. If you could confuse people and get them to argue about what a man and what a woman is, which is the most basic reality of human existence, it's Adam and Eve. If you can get people to argue about that and debate over that and question that, what can't you get them to question? That is the point of all of this. Trans. All right? And nobody seems to understand that. Everybody thinks this is just about poor little Stevie who wants to be Susie, who wants to run with the girls because he wants to wear nail polish. You know, and like, let's ask ourselves, why is the average testosterone of these young men so much lower than it was 20 years ago? This is intentional. Why do they tell grown men not to take testosterone, but they'll gladly prescribe testosterone to a 14 year old girl that feels confused about her gender? Because every time she goes to school and every time she listens to her parents and every time she goes on the Internet, she's told that just because she's having a hard time with, well, maybe she's a boy. Well, here's the reality. Adolescence is hard. It's confusing. Your body's changing, your mind's changing. And having a bunch of people indoctrinating these kids into whatever they think they should be because they're up is completely wrong. Okay? And we are failing as a generation of men and women who are supposed to be leading by not standing up for what this actually is. And why aren't we standing up? Because you don't want to get called names on the Internet or you don't want your cousin to say something to you at Thanksgiving. Dude, really? That's the lack of courage that we're dealing with. We can't even stand up for something as basic as that it's not just about these kids being in your sports or being in bathrooms. This is about the. The erasing of literal American culture, which millions of people have sacrificed and died for. This is about getting you to accept anything as true. It's just. It's so frustrating to have people not understand that this isn't just like, oh, we're being tolerant, or we're be. That's not what this is about. Yeah, this is a. This is a legitimate cultural intentional demoralization, destabilization of civilization. You have to have basic rules in society. There has to be men and women. There has to be good and bad. There has to be independent thought. And it's funny, because all of those things have been erased in our culture. Why is that? Because if we have a culture that stands for nothing and has no pride and doesn't know what right and wrong is and can't determine what a man or woman is, that means they are ultimately malleable to anything that the people in charge decide they want to put out. It's very fucking simple. And it should be obvious to anybody with any common sense to what's going on. This isn't about being tolerant. This is about protecting civilization for the next hundred years. It's common sense, bro. There's no dicks in the pool. You see what I'm saying?
DJ
Like, no third legs on the track, bro.
Andy Purcella
It gets. It gets to be. It's frustrating. And what's frustrating is. Is people say things like, well, what am I supposed to do? What do you mean, what are you supposed to do? You can't get uncomfortable for one second, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, if the pro sports are gonna do this, you can't not watch them. You can't change your buying habits. I mean, you. You can't say, I'm not supporting that. You can't verbally say at a school board meeting, hey, that's wrong. Here's why you can't. You. What. What do we. You can't stand up to your family at Thanksgiving when they start talking crazy and be like, Bro, you're 100 wrong. See, this idea of turning the other cheek, not rocking the boat, not rocking the boat, that's what's gotten us here, man. And. And the problem is, is that every time we defer to not rocking the boat, we bring closer to us actual violence.
DJ
All right?
Andy Purcella
So, dude, use your voice, because it's never going to get any easier than it is today.
DJ
Rock the boat. Rock the boat, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the commentary. And that being said man, we got our final segment. We have arrived. Final segment of the show guys. Thumbs up or dumb as is where we bring a topic in a headline article, something like that, we rate it, give it one of those two options. And so with that being said, today's thumbs up or dumb as headline reads shocking moment. Tourist jumps into Terracotta army clay warriors and damages statues shoes before being overpowered by security guards. A little Chinese, little China action. Yeah, this is actually pretty, it's pretty crazy. I'd be scared shitless that I'd like you know, up a curse or some something I guess. Tourists have sparked outrage in China after jumping into a section of the world famous terracotta army, damaging two of the ancient clay statues in the process. 30 year old man identified only by a surname Son, launched himself over the guardrails in a protective netting at the museum housing the clay warriors in the city of Jane on Friday. But the man did not stop there. Once inside the protected enclosure, he purportedly began pushing and pulling the priceless statutes resulting in visible damage on to two of the figures. Mazim security quickly intervened and subdued the intruder. Authorities say Son suffers from a mental illness and confirmed that an investigation is currently underway. Following the incident, the pit he leapt into is an eye watering 18ft deep, raising serious concerns about how he managed to breach safety measures. Here's the clip. He's hurting, know that.
Andy Purcella
Holy shit. He jumped down there.
DJ
He jumped down there. Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Holy man, that's a big jump.
DJ
Yeah dude. The Terracotta army is a breathtaking collection of more than 8,000 life size soldiers created 2,000 years ago to guard the tomb of China's first emperor King Shinhang. It is regarded as one of the country's greatest archaeological treasures. So yeah, so they were found in like 1987 is when they first were discovered. Life size statutes and the crazy thing, each one has like an individual, like no, no two are the same. That's the craziest thing about them. I'd be scared shitless personally because I feel like I'd break a curse or something man.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I mean so this guy's got some sort of mental illness.
DJ
They said oh look there's Dave.
Andy Purcella
So. Oh, that's badass dude.
DJ
It's crazy.
Andy Purcella
Look at those horses.
DJ
Yeah, the horses are all life size. I mean dude, it's crazy.
Andy Purcella
What's that? Just more of a different man.
DJ
It's 8000 of them in total.
Andy Purcella
That's cool. So he. He broke a couple of them.
DJ
Yeah, he broke. He broke a few.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ
Well, pushed him over.
Andy Purcella
Probably gonna cut his head off, what he's doing. I know. They're gonna kill him.
DJ
They're gonna kill him, bro. Hey, bro, they don't play that over there, bro.
Andy Purcella
I mean, we shouldn't hear either.
DJ
We shouldn't, but they definitely don't do that.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I mean, all these little idiots glue in their hands to priceless works of art and destroying things that people have enjoyed for hundreds, if not thousands of years because they can't handle that the world doesn't bend over to their reality. This is what happens when you stop spanking kids and holding them accountable and giving them trophies for 70 70th place.
DJ
Bro, where I want my kids ass.
Andy Purcella
I'm just saying, man. Like, dude, you know, there's no. There's no repercussions. I saw a video of one of these antifa people who was all dressed in black, and it was this big fat woman, and she ran up to this car with a. She had a flag, and she, like, jammed the flag pole into the window and, like, started acting all bad, tough, bro. This. This was like a very fat woman who was like, five, five. And then there she was, five.
DJ
Five by five.
Andy Purcella
Five. Yes, 100. And then, you know, two minutes later, they show her in handcuffs and she's crying.
DJ
She's crying.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Like, dude, these people have net. Like, dude, I hate to say it this way, but it's just the truth. These people have never dealt with any violence in their entire life. These. These kids, and they. They. So they go around wielding it with, you know, no discretion whatsoever. And, dude, that has to stop. That has to stop. You know, you don't see these trained, highly trained, you know, military professionals or jiu jitsu experts or UFC guys going around starting fights. It's only these fat people who have never been exposed to any violence whatsoever, who are. Who've been told they're great and been told they're beautiful and been told they're special and been told they get a trophy for waking up and breathing the air, who. Who are doing the violence and then.
DJ
Cry when they get.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, like, dude, it's insane, bro. It's insane. And we the people have to be able to correct that without going to prison. So I don't know when that's gonna happen, but, dude, they don't hold it. They don't hold the standard, bro. They don't hold the standard on both sides. Those people can do whatever they want. They can break whatever they want. And I'm not talking about black people. I'm talking about these communist. These pool noodles wielding larpers from the park who dress up in black and try to go around and start. Bro, if you beat the. Out of a couple of those people, they'll stop. You see what I'm saying?
DJ
Takes a couple. Yeah, just a couple.
Andy Purcella
Like. Dude, it's just. It's reality. It's the. It's natural order, man.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
People don't with people when they know they're gonna get dealt with.
DJ
Yeah, yeah. We need. We need.
Andy Purcella
We've created a scenario where we. What? We got to put the cops in jail for holding the line. We're gonna put Daniel Penny in jail for. For holding the line. We're gonna put Kyle Rittenhouse in jail for holding the line. The fuck are we talking about? You see what I'm saying?
DJ
Yeah, we need a little china backbone.
Andy Purcella
No, we need. We need. The police need to be allowed to do their jobs, and people need to be allowed to stand up for themselves. That's. That's basically it. Without repercussions from the law, anyway.
DJ
Yeah, I want one of these, though.
Andy Purcella
Well, next week, we'll hear about how this dude got his head cut off.
DJ
They just disappear.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, they do.
DJ
They just disappear. And nobody asked questions. Yeah, well, it's because everybody knows what happened to Sun. Sun went down. That's what happened.
Andy Purcella
I don't know.
DJ
What we got on this, man.
Andy Purcella
I. I'd say if they hold him accountable, thumbs up. Yeah, I don't care if he's got mental illness. I'm tired of that being an excuse for everything.
DJ
That's real. That's real, man. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I have, all right?
Andy Purcella
Don't be a hoe.
DJ
Share the show Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze Fuck up Bow. Fuck a stove. Counted millions in a cold bad bitch Booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.
Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode 890
Title: Trump Admin Asks SCOTUS To Allow Them To Slash Federal Workforce, Ukraine And Russia Agree To Swap Dead And Wounded Troops & Pro Sports Go All-In For Pride Month
Host: Andy Purcella
Guest: DJ CTI
Release Date: June 3, 2025
In Episode 890 of "REAL AF with Andy Frisella," host Andy Purcella engages in a candid and spirited discussion with guest DJ CTI, covering a range of pressing political and social issues. The episode delves into the Trump Administration's judicial challenges, the ongoing Ukraine-Russia conflict, and the intersection of professional sports with Pride Month celebrations.
Time Stamp: [10:22] – [17:30]
Discussion Highlights:
Executive Orders and Judicial Pushback: DJ CTI highlights that the Trump Administration has issued numerous executive orders aimed at restructuring the federal workforce. To date, the administration has faced 79 legal injunctions in its current term, significantly higher than previous administrations (e.g., Biden with 28, Obama with 12, and Bush with 6).
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [11:56]: "When you compare that to other administrations, the number clearly indicates increasing judicial polarization."
Judicial System Overload: Both hosts express concern over the over-litigious nature of the current judicial system, suggesting that prolonged legal battles hinder effective governance.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [13:30]: "The polarization cultivated in our society is reflected in the judicial system, undermining its intended impartiality."
Corruption and Partisanship: The conversation shifts to broader issues of governmental corruption, emphasizing that both political sides are implicated in obstructing meaningful change.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [17:18]: "Corruption in the government is funded by us, the people, and it's being used to oppress and manipulate our freedoms."
Time Stamp: [30:10] – [34:33]
Discussion Highlights:
Recent Peace Talks: Andy and DJ discuss the latest round of direct peace negotiations between Ukraine and Russia, noting that despite agreements to swap dead and wounded troops, progress toward ending the war remains stagnant.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [32:31]: "I'm tired of hearing about it. That little Zelinsky and big bad Putin—it's frustrating."
Continued Violence: They express frustration over the persistent attacks, suggesting that the conflicting parties are not genuinely committed to peace.
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [32:31]: "People keep blowing up, so how much peace are you supposed to have?"
Critique of Leadership: The hosts criticize global leaders for their roles in perpetuating conflict, advocating for accountability and a swift reset of the system.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [23:02]: "If I were in charge, I would reset the system quickly and hold corrupt individuals accountable."
Time Stamp: [50:46] – [65:07]
Discussion Highlights:
Pride Month Celebrations: The hosts discuss how major sports leagues, particularly the WNBA, have embraced Pride Month by altering logos and promoting LGBTQ+ recognition.
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [51:21]: "They usually change their logos and show support, which has sparked considerable debate."
Trans Athletes in Women's Sports: A significant portion of the conversation centers on the participation of transgender women in women's sports categories. Andy Purcella and DJ CTI express strong opposition, arguing that biological differences create unfair advantages.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [64:05]: "An athlete like LeBron James in the WNBA would be unfairly dominating the competition."
Impact on Competition: They argue that allowing transgender women to compete in women's sports undermines the integrity of the competitions and disadvantages cisgender female athletes.
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [60:37]: "They shouldn't compete together because it creates an uneven playing field."
Time Stamp: [23:14] – [27:30]
Discussion Highlights:
Chain Contest Proposal: Andy and DJ introduce a potential giveaway contest involving a chain. Participants are encouraged to create and share content featuring the chain within a 24-hour timeframe.
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [23:50]: "We're going to have a contest to see who can create the coolest content with the chain."
Audience Interaction: The hosts interact humorously with audience comments, showcasing the show's interactive nature.
Time Stamp: [72:02] – [79:18]
Discussion Highlights:
Terracotta Army Incident: The episode concludes with a discussion on an incident in China where a tourist damaged two of the ancient Terracotta Army statues. The hosts express concern over the security lapses that allowed such damage to occur.
Notable Quote:
Andy Purcella [75:07]: "Tourists damaging priceless artifacts because they can't handle reality—it's unacceptable."
Thumbs Up or Dumb As Rating: Andy and DJ rate the incident as "Thumbs Up" or "Dumb As," providing their perspectives on public behavior and respect for historical treasures.
Notable Quote:
DJ CTI [73:58]: "He jumped down there—seriously dumb move."
Throughout the episode, Andy Purcella and DJ CTI maintain a forthright and unapologetic stance on the issues discussed, often employing strong language to emphasize their viewpoints. Their discussions reveal a deep skepticism of governmental and institutional actions, coupled with a call for personal accountability and societal change.
Disclaimer: This summary aims to provide an objective overview of the podcast episode's content. The hosts' views expressed in the episode are their own and do not reflect the views of this summary.