On today's episode, Andy and DJ are joined in the studio by ultra-endurance athlete and author Eli Wehbe. They discuss the Liver King being freed after threatening Joe Rogan, NYC Mayor Eric Adams announcing his re-election bid following Mamdani’s...
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Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Went from sleeping on the floor now.
Andy Vercella
My jury box froze up Pole stove.
DJ Cruise
Counted millions in a cold, bad booty.
Andy Vercella
Swole Got her own bank roll can't.
DJ Cruise
Fold just a no head shot Case closed.
Andy Vercella
What is up, guys? It's Andy Vercella. And this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fitness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy. DJ Cruise the Internet. I took your shit. What do you think about that?
DJ Cruise
It's fine.
Andy Vercella
That's what you get.
DJ Cruise
No, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Vercella
Were you laughing about I drank that grape and stole your shit, bro.
DJ Cruise
Oh, shit.
Andy Vercella
All right, so we got a guest.
DJ Cruise
Hey, what's up?
Andy Vercella
Why don't you intro our guest there, dj?
DJ Cruise
Guys, we got. We got a special guest today, man. We got Eli Wahby.
Eli Wahby
That's pretty good.
Andy Vercella
That's good.
Eli Wahby
How do you say it?
Andy Vercella
I say Weeby.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
That's how most people say. Yeah. He got.
DJ Cruise
He.
Eli Wahby
He's. He'll attract some Lebanese people after.
Andy Vercella
Yes. You know, I'll probably offend them all. It's okay, though.
Eli Wahby
Nothing new.
Andy Vercella
Don't cut me. Don't blow up my car. Hey, man, it is what it is. Italians and Lebanese blow up cars, bro. I'm allowed to say it.
DJ Cruise
So you're Lebanese?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, Full.
DJ Cruise
All right. Yeah, sweet.
Andy Vercella
Cool. So what's up? Oh, oh, oh, you got orange today.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, it's. It's good.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Like, I'm like, like, 25% through.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I like it a lot. Tastes like orange soda, dude.
DJ Cruise
It does, bro. It's like giving, like carbonated tang.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Know what I'm saying? Like, the good.
Andy Vercella
Now, what's better, grape or orange?
DJ Cruise
Great.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Statistically, yeah.
Andy Vercella
I'm shocked to hear that from you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I have to say, great, bro. You trying to get me, like, you know, banned off the Internet.
Andy Vercella
Try to get you uninvited from the cookouts?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I just got that. You know, we just did the new elections for the National Council of Black People.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And I've maintained my spot.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. So you're the chairman still?
DJ Cruise
Associate chairman.
Andy Vercella
Oh, you're working your way up.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Vercella
That's nice.
DJ Cruise
Four up. Never mind.
Eli Wahby
I can just watch you two. I can watch you two bigger for the rest of the show. I'm chilling.
DJ Cruise
No, I try to wait at least five minutes before I let. Let it out. You trying to get me before?
Andy Vercella
How do you move up in the ranks of that organization?
DJ Cruise
Well, we use data to track a Lot of things. And, you know, there's like.
Andy Vercella
I didn't know if it was, like, bikes stolen or what it was. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Well, there was a vote, and you got to, you know, cross, like, a 53% threshold.
Andy Vercella
Oh, yeah, that's racist. All right, stop fogging around. We're going to edit all that out.
DJ Cruise
No, Leave it in.
Andy Vercella
No.
DJ Cruise
Fine.
Andy Vercella
We always do. All right, guys, don't forget, all right? We ask very simply that you help us share the show. All right? We don't run ads on the show, so don't be a hoe.
DJ Cruise
Share the show.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Don't be. Oh, yeah, this is my first time here. Just don't be a hoe.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruise
That's it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. It's kind of like the slogan of the show. Like, if you see someone out and they're wearing some real.
Eli Wahby
He kind of looks like a hoe.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Guy looks like a. Yeah. Oh, look at that guy.
Eli Wahby
You should battle him in a run.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, no, that's all right. I don't think I could beat anybody in a run.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, so. So you're so. California tone.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Eli Wahby
Pacific.
DJ Cruise
Where? Where exactly?
Eli Wahby
I'm in Studio City.
DJ Cruise
In Studio City.
Eli Wahby
La.
DJ Cruise
That's la, right? Okay. All right. Sick, man. Is this your first time in St. Louis?
Eli Wahby
This is. This would probably be the only reason I came down here.
Andy Vercella
Really?
Eli Wahby
Yeah. I mean. I mean, we've talked about it before. He said it's hard to get people to come out here.
Andy Vercella
It is. Well, dude, it's hard to get in here. Like, they eliminated all our direct flights. They're trying to isolate the world's most dangerous mean.
DJ Cruise
It makes sense. Yeah, it. It does make sense. Now our airport here sucks.
Andy Vercella
They're trying to encapsulate the crime, you know what I'm saying? Keep it from spreading. So they cut all our flights.
DJ Cruise
That's it.
Eli Wahby
It's. It's nice, though. From what I. I've.
Andy Vercella
No, it's cool. We're just teasing.
DJ Cruise
St. Louis is a good spot. There's good people here. There's great people here.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, for sure.
Eli Wahby
Andy's here, you're here. Yeah, it's got to be all right.
Andy Vercella
They don't claim us.
Eli Wahby
They won't claim you. Got.
Andy Vercella
No, no. So, bro, tell us about, like, what. What you're doing. Because, Eli, where we just connect on the Internet.
Eli Wahby
You met me at a club I was partners in, maybe, like, in 2017, but both of us don't really remember. The only reason why I remember Is because we had one DM on Instagram.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
When you came out, after you came out that night.
Andy Vercella
Well, and then I guess, yeah, probably must have been having a good time.
Eli Wahby
Maybe so.
Andy Vercella
But you know, my man right here is out there, one of the top runners in the world. He's running. Would you run 2, 200, 356 miles.
Eli Wahby
On the last race? 40,000ft of climb on the mountains. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
So how'd you get into this?
Eli Wahby
Dude, I was in the nightclub scene, nightlife, hospitality for a long time. Went through a fucked up situation, got accused of things I never did. Wrote a whole book on it. My story's on the Internet. You guys want to go read about it? It's there. And got sober during that time. And when I was writing my book, I picked up. I never read a full book in my life until that time. And I picked up like this guy Rich Roll's book and picked up Goggins book. And then I read like maybe 30 books in the next couple of months. And then I was kind of like, fuck, if these guys can run 100 miles, 100 mile races, I can do this. So then that triggered me and then I started just running 100 mile weeks on my treadmill for like nine months straight. And then that next year in 2021, I did my first ultra marathon, was a 50k and then just worked my way up from 50k, 50 miler, 100k.
Andy Vercella
So when you say a hundred. So how much were you running when you.
Eli Wahby
When I wasn't. Before?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, like when. Before a marathon.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, that was the most I'd done. Yeah, I couldn't even fathom doing more than that. I'd met some guys like on the marathons and they were like, oh, I run these ultras and what the fuck is that? Yeah, no, I. No idea what even was even when I was even into the running game. I had no idea what these all. It was nowhere. It wasn't anywhere near popular at that time.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Still people have no idea what the fuck it is.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I remember kind of when that was starting to come around, you know, we had, you know, you'd have one or two people be like, dude, this guy ran 100 miles or whatever. And now it's like a thing. Like there's quite a few people running 100 miles. We have three or four guys here in the building to do.
Eli Wahby
All sucks. Everything sucks.
Andy Vercella
I can't Fathom it, bro.
Eli Wahby
10 miles today in your humidity today sucked.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Ass.
DJ Cruise
Oh, you ran around.
Andy Vercella
You run every day.
Eli Wahby
I went to something like. Yeah, I run every single day. I run like maybe 70 to 100 miles a week.
DJ Cruise
Jesus.
Eli Wahby
I try to like lay off the 100 mile weeks because it's not helping me during the races. I just like the grind, but it just kind of. You're just. My body's always taxed.
Andy Vercella
So when you say you like the grind, what do you mean?
Eli Wahby
I just like to go suffer every day. Like just go do tough and like, feel like. I don't know. I just.
Andy Vercella
I mean, I. I understand.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
I just trying to figure out how fucked up you are. Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. I like to just. Every time I get out there, I'm just like, why the fuck am I doing this? Like, every time? And I'm just like not recovered from the day before. And I just feel like. But I'm just like. It's become part of the routine. It's become like. It's like when you put out your little morning statement. It's like my morning statement. I get out there and people are looking for that run, you know, and there's like. I'm starting to try to take one day off from running a week. Doesn't mean I take off like working out, but I'm trying to give my. It's. It's making me run better in the races, like when I'm kind of pulling back on the mile. So I'm trying to get my, like, myself out of this mental mode of like wanting to just keep running every single day. Just kind of like let my body recover a little bit. But yeah, I just like beating the. Out of my body.
DJ Cruise
Well, I'm curious. I would like to know. It's like where like, I mean, we talk about now, right? You got all these. These medals, you're running these races. But like, can we get a little bit more into like, what. Where were you before you became this guy?
Eli Wahby
I wasn't.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I was. I was drinking and doing drugs a lot of the time I was running a nightclub. Wasn't happy. Looked happy.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
But there was just nothing fulfilling from that lifestyle. And there was just no real purpose or new. No real end goal. It was just like, oh, what's the next car gonna be? The next house, the next girl? Or like the next nightclub we're gonna open. It's just this.
DJ Cruise
That gets old quick, old man.
Eli Wahby
And it's just constant chase of impressing people that don't give a about you. And nothing great came from it. I Made a lot of good connections. I will say that I'm very well connected and I networked a lot, but I'd say I met more shittier people than great people in, in that light. And like, I always say, like, if you can't be used, you're useless. And that's how that entire industry works. Once you have nothing to, to give people, you won't hear it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, they don't care.
Eli Wahby
They don't give a fuck.
Andy Vercella
Right? I mean, dude, I don't, I think that's, I think that's just people in general, man. You know, if people can't get something from someone, they're almost invisible.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, but I feel like people that have things they value, like a real friendship with somebody or a real connection with somebody, because we don't need anything from these people, Correct?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I, I mean, look, dude, we had an office in L. A for a long time and I was, you know, I knew a lot of people out there and it, it was very much so how you describe. But also, like, I feel like that's just the nature of human beings. I don't necessarily know that it's like the LA scene. I think it's just people. I think people, you know, when they think that they can get something to get ahead, they will play that role. And when, you know, they can't, they won't. And I think it's just an opportunist thinking that comes from our culture. You know, we don't have a very, you know, I guess, deep culture anymore. You know, when you look at like, like you were saying, you have all these things and you're not happy. Right. When you look at culture from really a 360 degree view, it's kind of how most people live, you know, it's just on levels of it. You know, the, the, there's guys that, they want to have another boat or another plane, then there's people that want to buy another car, and then there's, you know, the guy who wants to get the better lawnmower than his neighbor, you know, and it's just, it's all the same psychology. It's just different levels of it. And unfortunately, because of the, I think a big reason, because of the Internet especially, it's just accelerated that line of thinking. You know, there's very, there's a, there's a lack of substance, there's a lack of depth, but I also think there's good things to it. I think it also weeds out people who are like that Much more easily. I think you can identify that way easier than you used to be able to.
DJ Cruise
You can only do it to so many people before. Oh, did it to you, too. Got. Okay. You know who that is now?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Vercella
I don't know, dude. I. I just think the world. I think the Internet, you know, when we look at it, yeah, it's brought a lot of good, but I think it's. I think it's a net negative for. For humans.
Eli Wahby
Correct. You know, well, most people aren't winning, they're losing. And then they're seeing all this on the Internet every single day of people winning.
Andy Vercella
Allegedly.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Right.
Eli Wahby
Well, yeah, whether if it's. It's legit or not.
Andy Vercella
Right.
Eli Wahby
And they're just comparing themselves to it every day, and it's. It's draining them.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
I think we're all victim of that. I think, like, we look at what other people are doing at some points, like, oh, I should be doing more. I should be doing better. I don't, like, drown myself a bit. I'm like, oh, I'll see something. I'm like, all right, fudge it. I need to go run another race or I need to this. It actually motivates me.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, me too.
Eli Wahby
But that's because we're actually doing shit.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
So it's like, if you're moping around, sitting around, you're going to look at it and get insecure or get jealous or fudgeing. Make a fake account and talk shit to people, dude.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. I just think you have to know who the fuck you are, bro. Like, I mean, certain people, you know, I was talking about this last night to a bunch of my buddies who are all entrepreneurs. You know, we're inundated with information. And, you know, the reason I say entrepreneurs, because it's a competitive thing, just like running or anything. Certain people are wired to compete, man. Certain people are wired to get better. They're wired to push. And we're inundated, unfortunately, right now with victim culture nonsense through throughout the entire Internet. You know, we have all these stories, all these slides, all these boohoo, look at me, you know, nonsense. You know, you have to live this way. And if you don't, you're this. And. And if you. If you actually pursue this for yourself, you're. You're not humble or you're. You're. You're out of line with God or, you know, we just have a lot of. Which is funny because it seems like the most judgment we get are people that think they're aligned with God.
Eli Wahby
Correct.
Andy Vercella
Which is ridiculous. But the point is, is that when you're wired to achieve and you're wired to push and you're wired to do more, the world is the resistance, dude. And everywhere you look, every person you talk to for the most part is going to be some sort of resistance to that. Because it's so rare. It is so rare to be somebody who wants more, who's driven for more, who wants to achieve that the rest of the world that you identify with is not going to get it. So it makes you feel lonely. And they will say things to you like, well, don't compare. Well, motherfucker, I compare all the time. You know what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't make me unhappy. What makes me unhappy is when I try to pretend like I'm like everybody else. When I try to pretend I'm not wired for the fucking fire, dude. Like, that's, that's what makes me unhappy. And it took me a long time to realize that, man.
DJ Cruise
You can see that too. Like with like what mainstream culture relates to, bro. Like I saw this post the other day and they were talking about like Taylor Swift, right? They're like, you know why people like Taylor Swift has nothing to do with her lyrics or her music at all. And like it laid out like her background, like all the ex boyfriends, she's not married. And like, you know, I'm saying like she's going like, went through all this thing. It's like that's what her fan base relates to. They relate to the woman. Taylor Swift is not necessarily to the music or anything. And I think that in the same convo of like just success, like people don't relate to it. So it's like you can't look for any type of support or, or, or, or anything from everybody that's not really doing it.
Andy Vercella
Well. I also think, dude, that like, you know, you know, take Taylor Swift is a great example. She talks about her losses, she talks about the, that goes wrong. And dude, like you said, most people are struggling, most people are losing. And when someone talks about that who's actually winning, it makes winning seem more achievable for them in some way, shape or form, right? Like, yeah, I can have relationships not work out. Yeah, I can have bad breaks and I can still end up in a good spot. And that's a big problem with the Internet, dude, because the Internet, these people don't share their losses. They make it seem like it's super easy. Yeah, bro, they make it seem like it's super easy. It's, it's, you know, because their own ego can't handle people seeing any sort of, like, cracks or weaknesses when in reality, dude, we all know. We all know, bro. Like, we all know the ain't easy. So I just think if people were a little more honest and transparent, it would help a lot of people.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, 100%.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
We got question the winning now too.
Andy Vercella
Huh?
DJ Cruise
You gotta question the winning now too. Like, is that person act like to that point, like they're only showing you the good.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, usually those people aren't because they're just capping. Yeah. Because, bro, anybody who's actually winning knows the price that has to be paid to win. And they respect those losses. They respect the people who are willing to take the l's and continue to move. And that's not something that happens with people who haven't won. People who haven't won, that posture as if they won. They pretend like it was easy and that, that, that they're special and that they have the skill that no one else has because they don't understand what winning is really about. You know what winning is really about? It's about getting punched in the fucking dick over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and getting back up every single time. That's what the fuck it's about. And then learning how to move like an inch so you don't get hit quite so hard, you know, like, that's, that's what it's about. And you know, people who don't really go through it, they, they, they misrepresent it. And it's very obvious to people who have. So I don't know, man. I, you know, I think we were talking to the locker room, dude. I think that a big. I think a big problem in culture right now is that people think there's people who are wired for, for hard things, and then they think there's people who aren't. And they. And the people who aren't talk about, you know, you need to have more balance and you need to take it easy and you need to like, be like us. Right. And you're too, you're, you're too. You're getting too out there and, and you're not humble and all these things. And then when you look at those people, they're very unhappy.
Eli Wahby
Not winning.
Andy Vercella
No, they're miserable. Yep. And so all it is is a lot of miserable people saying, hey, you know what? It would make me more comfortable if you Were like me. Right. And the thing is that they miss. Is that every single human being, whether they admit it or not, is wired for achievement in their own way. They're wired for the pursuit of a mission, of a potential, of something that matters in their own way. And I think when human beings don't pursue something like that, they end up in a place of being completely miserable, Like a superficial existence, like you're talking about earlier. Like, you could have money, you can have cars, you can have a house, you can have girls, you can have all this. But if you don't have a real purpose that you're trying to. To pursue, it's going to always feel empty, you know? And I think people don't really understand or at least don't give themselves enough credit for what they're actually capable of and built for. And if they. If you guys would, like, under. I mean, I know our audience gets it, but, like, if people would step out and do some, they'd realize they're a lot happier doing than they are sitting on the couch.
DJ Cruise
That's real, man.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
I think sometimes the people that are in it, like I was saying before, like, I didn't know any better at that time. I thought that's what, like, I was supposed to be doing.
Andy Vercella
Well, that's what they tell you.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
That's what the world tells you.
Eli Wahby
That's the. The Hollywood dream.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, right, exactly. Get rich, get famous, get bitches. Fucking party.
Eli Wahby
Fucking miserable.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Shallow shit, dude.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So what was the. What was the piece that got you to like, all right, this is not good no more.
Eli Wahby
I'll kind of give you a small rundown that. That. That. That kind of went down, I think, that I wrote about in the book.
DJ Cruise
Basically, and this is the book, by the way. Guys, if you're listening to Audio Mask.
Eli Wahby
Basically, long story short, a girl left my house with three other people, went and after partied somewhere else after they were partying at my house. And then the girl overdosed at the house like, five hours later, which I wasn't present at. I didn't give her any drugs. I wasn't doing anything with her. Nothing. I got twisted into the story because when the investigators came to me, I had locker room talk in my phone. But I didn't do anything to the girls, so I didn't delete anything. So I was like, hey, I'm just gonna be honest. I'm gonna give you everything. And I gave it to them. And they were like, okay, cool, you're good. Well, now they have all the screenshots of all my locker room talk. So that goes into police report, parents get a hold of that, they put out a civil lawsuit. And twist. All of my texts have nothing to do with their daughter pretty much. And made me look like a scumbag. And that's how I got twisted. And then I went through like a whole cancel culture situation in 2020 when they were bullshitting us with all the COVID stuff and everyone. That's when everyone was scared, locked in their house. It was like April 1st. It was like right around that time. And then no one had anything better doing. I don't think the word cancel culture even existed then. And it was a shitty, shitty week or two, man. It was like I literally, I looked in the mirror and I was just like, this is what it looks like to want, like, feel like I want to kill myself. You know, I wouldn't do it, but like, I felt it, you know, I felt it and I felt like I was the most loved guy in LA to the most hated in a matter of a day.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Over something I didn't do. And I looked at it and I was like, damn, they. They did a good job. Like, this is like, I don't know how the. I'm gonna bounce back from this. And that's kind of what started it. Got sober since then, since my birthday, April 14th, and been sober like five years, three months now. Then.
DJ Cruise
That's awesome.
Eli Wahby
Had a friend come by and was like, yo, you should write a book on your life. You lived a insane life. You ran the best nightclub. You're friends with all these celebrities and influencers. Like, people would want to hear about this. And I'm like, this industry, they all turn their back on me. I'm gonna write about it now, But I did a very good job with the book. I kind of shit it on myself without having to shit on anybody else or the industry. That's a self discovery book. Like, I did a very good job with like not being like a name dropper and kind of making it more about self discovery and kind of how I flip my life around and putting the truth of the matter of that situation in the book. And I mean, I'd say majority of the public's back on my side the second I came back on Instagram eight months later and had no fucking idea, bro, I was gonna make a career out of running none. Had no idea what I was gonna do for money again, nothing. But I did decent enough for myself to. To live pretty good for a while where I could Figure it out. I just kept running and kind of posting about it. And then me and Andy connected and. Yeah, everything kind of. Last year was kind of the time where, like, I was like, ah, maybe I'll go back to opening a restaurant or whatever. And then it was like, you know, the saying goes. It's like right when 99 of the people drop out and you just stick to it. Everything flipped for me and just started getting sponsors and brand deals, and now I'm doing better than I was in nightlife.
DJ Cruise
Really?
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That's fucking awesome.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. So I'm just helping people every day. You know what it's like?
Andy Vercella
Yeah. How do you so, so, dude, like, when you talk about being at, like, the low, low, right? Like, where you're looking in the mirror and you, you realize, like, you're like, fuck, I don't even really want to be here. This cried, terrible.
Eli Wahby
Cried in the mirror, man. It takes a lot for me to cry. I just fucking looked in the mirror, beat down.
Andy Vercella
Well, I mean, a lot of people, a lot of people are there in their own way, right? Like, a lot of people, maybe they don't get, you know, the entire weight of the media and the world put on them, but, you know, they go through other things.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
What would you say to those people who are trying to, you know, who might be in a situation like that where, you know, they feel the pressure coming down on them, dude, and they're like, fuck. Like.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. I'm trying to think back on that time. It was really tough. I think for me, I guess this wouldn't resonate with a ton of people, but for me was, like, basically changing my phone number and never looking at the media, never looking at social media. Didn't look at anything for almost eight months. And that shit changed my life. And I think once I stepped away from that, my whole perspective and mindset changed where it wasn't bothering me anymore. So I don't know if someone's going through or. And I think that does resonate with some people because people are shifting through social media all the time, and it's making them more upset or more depressed, comparing themselves. But I don't know, man, I just, you just gotta keep going. Like, it's just. Because the end of the day, you're not gonna always feel that way. Like, I don't know. I, I, I probably wake up feeling, like five days out of the week, two days out of the week. I feel good and I want to run the other five. I just have to push and, like, that's just the reality of life.
Andy Vercella
Well. And then after you get that first hard thing done through the day, you're good. I bet you feel better.
Eli Wahby
You're good, right? Yeah. And I share that stuff all the time. Every morning I wake up.
Andy Vercella
No, you. Yeah, your page is awesome, dude. Yeah, it's got. I mean, I take a lot from it.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, so I take a lot from your page. So it's like we both write up every morning.
Andy Vercella
So it's kind of like we're like wiener bros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of motivation.
Eli Wahby
Well, I am staying the night of your house tonight, right?
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Oh, is that right?
Andy Vercella
Yeah. You can't stay tonight.
DJ Cruise
Wiener bros. That what we're doing now.
Andy Vercella
Motivation. I saw.
DJ Cruise
Okay. All right.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, don't get jealous.
DJ Cruise
I mean, it's crazy.
Eli Wahby
My boys are going to hear this and get jealous. This is how me and my boys talk.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, we keep it real, man. You know, Real gay. All right.
DJ Cruise
That. That is a crazy story.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, dude, it's a. It's an. My book's very entertaining. It's. It's every time like someone's like, ah. And they're like, holy. That. That. Because I pretty much just whacked down the curtains on nightlife and no one that knows how nightclubs work or operate and how fucked they are and like just. Just the reality of the people in it. I just, I talk about all of that and. And I talk about like, you know, a relationship, it can resonate with anybody. Like a seven year old lady can read my book and resonate with something in my book.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
So people are thinking it's just either gonna be running or nightclub. And it's not. There's just. It covers everything, you know, the.
DJ Cruise
How have you handled. I guess because you're still kind of geographically. Right. Like you're in the area. Does that.
Eli Wahby
Oh. Majority of that scene. They love my comeback.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, they love it. I'll still go out every once in a while. I still talk to a lot of the people in it. I'll go out if there's like a birthday or something like that. I don't miss any of that, man. I'm always running around up and like, it's just. Everyone's doing the same. We're all getting older. I'm 37 now. You know, I started when I was like 17 years old almost, you know, like, it's just.
DJ Cruise
That's a lot longer than me. Like, dude, I started bouncing in bars when I was.
Eli Wahby
Oh, you're around. Kind of around this.
DJ Cruise
I was in the nightlife scene? Yeah, bro. It's the same people every weekend.
Eli Wahby
It's sad drinking the same drink. I'm just like, dude, like, what? Like, I don't judge, man. It is what it is. And I'm just kind of like, I know they're not happy because, like, every time I see them, I'll make a joke. Like, yeah, we're gonna relapse tonight. They're like, oh, no, we look up to you, bro. Don't do that. You know? And I'm like, just kidding, guys. Yeah, I'm like, relapse tonight. And they're like, no, no, we just came. They're all up. They're like, don't do it. Don't do it, bro. We want to see you run in the morning. Like frozen.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, man, there's not. It's. It's different, dude. I. I did that too. I was in the bar scene forever and ever and ever to get our company going, you know, Chris and I both worked in the bars for the first seven years and it was cool. Made a lot of friends. But, like, after a few years, you're like, what the fuck?
Eli Wahby
But it's also different now. Like, even you're. You're seven years older than me. Like, your scene of nightlife was lit and, like, I caught the, like, intel a bit. Like, I probably got like a good five, six years. But then after that, it was just social media. Things started coming in. The influence started coming in. Everybody wanted everything for free. But back then, if, like, you know, Reggie Bush pulls up to the club, he's spending 10 grand on a table.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
You know, now it's like when, like, the Odell Beckham started coming in. That was it. It was like the influencer social media show. Well, I'm not coming here then. I'll go. I'll go here because they're just gonna give me a free table so that no one's paying anymore. So you got to get like Muhammad Ali Jaheb from Saudi to come spend the money now. And people in LA don't like to spend money. They'll go to Miami and LA and spend like 100k on a table and they come here. I don't want to. I don't get more than two bottles. You know, that's how it was. It's like the culture in la, they hated it. They hate spending.
Andy Vercella
But the night. Is a nightlife still going?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, but it's dead. They're not making a lot of money. No, I talk. I still talk to everybody.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, it's like, it, it's.
Andy Vercella
I don't think people are drinking as much as they used to.
Eli Wahby
Doing drugs.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Really?
Eli Wahby
Yeah. The younger, the. The generation, like 20, 21, 22, 23, they're doing drugs. They're just not. They're not in alcohol. Alcohol people are like, what kind of drugs, too, see, is like the thing that people are doing. It's like this pink powder. I don't know. I'm not. It's like this pink powder and maybe it has like molly and ketamine and some other. And I don't know what the it is.
Andy Vercella
Jesus.
Eli Wahby
I don't know.
Andy Vercella
That's crazy.
Eli Wahby
It's. They got. They.
Andy Vercella
The.
Eli Wahby
The diddy. The Diddy case has it. They. They pulled them out with all the pink powder. They just call it the pink powder. It's funny.
Andy Vercella
Is that what that's. What's it called?
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
2C.
Andy Vercella
I never heard of that, dude.
DJ Cruise
Just bring back the good old days. Just pure cocaina, you know what I'm saying? Like, just the pure, man. Like now they got all this crazy, man.
Eli Wahby
There's just so much crazy. Yeah. And like, I don't. And then also it's not them just doing drugs too. There is. Health is such a big thing now. Like, I think if I was 21 now, I'd probably be into like being here and wanting to work out. Like, I don't. I don't know. Yeah, it was.
Andy Vercella
Dude, I see that with the younger people. Dude, younger people are not. They're way more into like fitness, living straight.
Eli Wahby
Make money off it now, too, with social media stuff, like being fit and big like you, bro. When like, like when I knew like Jay Cutler and Phil Heath and all these guys. But, yo, who are these big guys pulling up to the club? And I'm like, my boys are like, all right, whatever you say, man. And then like, I'm like, I think these guys are cool, you know, but like la, they want like these twigged out, coked out looking dudes coming in, you know? It's like. That's just what it was.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it's. I don't see that anymore, bro. I see a lot of. I see a lot of the young kids, bro, doing like, pretty healthy.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know, living right, living straight, you know, training, eating right.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Being good people. It actually gives me a lot of hope for the next generation.
Eli Wahby
It's dope, man.
Andy Vercella
Be honest.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, not Gen Z. It's the. Yeah, I guess it would be.
Eli Wahby
I'm millennial, right? Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Well, how old are you?
DJ Cruise
I'm 30.
Eli Wahby
Oh, you're 30?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. How old you think?
Eli Wahby
I'm a kid in here, man. You can be your son.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I know.
DJ Cruise
How old do you think I was?
Eli Wahby
Crazy? I don't know. Maybe, like, my age. 35? 37. I'm 37. I tried to throw 35 in there, but try to knock off two.
DJ Cruise
You know, we're the same.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. You're a millennial, too, huh?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I'm like. I'm like, one. I'm, like, on the edge.
DJ Cruise
You're a baby boomer, right?
Andy Vercella
You're fired, Right? No, I'm like, there's boomers, and then.
DJ Cruise
There'S the baby boomers, and then there's. Is that not the.
Andy Vercella
There's Gen X in there, too.
DJ Cruise
I wasn't. No, Andy. Andy. I wouldn't even.
Andy Vercella
I wouldn't even. I'm telling you right now, dude, I'm on the borderline. I'm right in the middle of. Of. I'm like the last of the X and the first of the millennial.
DJ Cruise
Hold on. What are. What are the generations? Yeah, nicknames called. There we go. Okay, so there's the Silent Generation. I guess that's the old people. 1925 to 1944.
Andy Vercella
They're silent because they're dead.
DJ Cruise
Okay, and then. And then. Okay, and then baby. Okay, then it's Baby Boo. Your Generation X. Then the millennial.
Andy Vercella
What years does it say for X?
DJ Cruise
For X, 1918-19. This is 1965 to 1980. That's generation.
Andy Vercella
I'm one year.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, you just missed the millennial cut.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you're right there. Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, big bro, but you're not there. So you're Generation X. Is it Generation X? What's it called?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, Generation X and then Millennials, then Generation Z, then now, apparently, there's Generation Alpha, which I don't. I don't know who. Who voted on that name. And then Generation Beta. That makes more sense.
Andy Vercella
Those are ones cutting off their dicks. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's crazy, man. That's crazy. Well, sick, man. You guys would do some cruising.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, let's do it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. You want to get into some topics?
Andy Vercella
I do.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Some seat belts on guys.
Eli Wahby
I've been seeing these. These images for years.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
On Andy stories. It's good to see it in real life now. You guys ever, like, get into. You guys ever, ever, ever argue? It don't seem like.
DJ Cruise
Are you.
Eli Wahby
You guys ever, like, getting to, like, like. Oh, I'm not talking to him today.
Andy Vercella
No, no.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, doesn't seem like it. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
I'm not really like that with anybody. Neither is he. Yeah, I'm a very direct person, dude.
Eli Wahby
Well, if you don't like somebody, you just don't talk to them.
Andy Vercella
No, if I don't like somebody, I go right to them.
Eli Wahby
I know, but you don't talk to them anymore.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm very. I have zero problems with any kind of confrontation at all. Like, it's just the nature of being in business for so long.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know, and I don't. Look, go to it, like to. I always go to it to, like, solve it. So it's. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. That. That. Not that. Freezing people out. That's not for me.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's gay. Yeah, that's gay.
Andy Vercella
Anyway, what we got.
DJ Cruise
Let's get. Let's get into it. Before we get to our first one, I wanted to bring this up because I thought this was cool. Maybe Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez got married.
Andy Vercella
They did, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Or they're getting married, like officially.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And how old is she? She's 55.
Eli Wahby
That's not bad.
DJ Cruise
She's 55. He's 61. But what I want to put attention to is this wedding. And I'm sure this is like chump change to him. Guess how much they're spending on this wedding. Just random guess, random guess.
Eli Wahby
Two billion.
DJ Cruise
All right. I mean, that's.
Andy Vercella
I think it's like 20 million or something.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, new estimates it's at $53 million.
Eli Wahby
That's insane cheap for these guys, huh?
DJ Cruise
$53 million, bro. And apparently a lot of the locals are pissed off. And Basil has apparently been going around and just paying off the locals to keep them quiet and happy, I guess.
Eli Wahby
Is he in my neighborhood?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but they. 90. 90 private jets have been coming in. It's a billionaire guest list. Sections. They have the entire, like entire sections of the city completely shut down to locals. And. And it's crazy. There's a video here of them leaving their hotel. Let's check this out. They get right onto a bajillion dollar yacht. This guy yelling, this paparazzi, bro, they're crazy. $56 million.
Eli Wahby
Was it 56 or is it 53?
DJ Cruise
Or. I'm sorry. Yeah, 50. 53.
Eli Wahby
3 million. I mean, that. That could cover 10 weddings. Maybe another 3 million, bro. Maybe a lot more than that.
DJ Cruise
Like, like, listen, that I love you, babe, but damn. Like, that's. That's too much. That's too much. That's too much.
Andy Vercella
I mean, it's all relative, right?
DJ Cruise
I mean, I guess, but, like, bro, even, like, listen, I'm. I don't give a. How much money I make. There's. There's like.
Andy Vercella
But you don't make that kind of money.
DJ Cruise
But I'm still. I don't care how much money I would make, bro. Like. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Andy Vercella
You can't say that, because the more you make, the more you spend, your lifestyle changes. What you think is expensive is no longer expensive. Like, what you think an expensive meal is now is not what you think. Then It's. It's. It's totally different now. I do think it's pretty excessive. But, you know, I. I don't know. You know, I'm not him. I'm not living that life.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, the guest list is great.
Andy Vercella
I mean, he's one of the most famous dudes on the fucking planet. You know, he's worth a lot. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And his security has.
Andy Vercella
Here's what I. Here's what I would say. That kind of stuff is not my style anyway. Like, you know, the. You got to have all the celebrities around and. I don't know.
DJ Cruise
That's just a long list, bro. Tom Brady's there. Kim Kardashian's there.
Andy Vercella
Holy. She looks like dog.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, she looks.
Eli Wahby
And she got all that surgery done, her and her. That's not Kim Kardashian. That's the.
DJ Cruise
That's the mom.
Eli Wahby
That's the mom. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
What's her. I don't know.
Eli Wahby
Corey. I know that guy, too. Used to come out a lot.
DJ Cruise
Corey.
Eli Wahby
Corey Gamble. He used to come out.
Andy Vercella
Is that her boyfriend or something?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, he's come out all the time.
DJ Cruise
Damn. So she's gonna need bottom surgery, too.
Eli Wahby
No, they just.
Andy Vercella
They just need.
Eli Wahby
They just need to. They just need the headshots.
Andy Vercella
She looks weird, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, Orlando Bloom's there.
Andy Vercella
I forgot about that guy. I forgot he was even still around.
DJ Cruise
Leonardo's there. Oprah.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. These aren't the people I want to hang around. I already knew, like, at all. Yeah, he can have them.
Eli Wahby
I want to hang out with some tough.
Andy Vercella
I just want to hang out with, like, my regular friends.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Bring a couple of kegs.
Andy Vercella
We're all right. Yeah, dude.
DJ Cruise
Be all right.
Andy Vercella
That's what I'm saying.
Eli Wahby
DJ Eli and some ducks.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruise
That's all we need, man. That's all we need. But, yeah, I just saw that.
Andy Vercella
I like, how did they meet Bezos and. I don't know.
DJ Cruise
I don't know. Let me see. Let me see. How. How did that. How did they meet? How did.
Andy Vercella
Cuz she used to be married to Tony Gonzalez.
DJ Cruise
Well, she was, wasn't she a news anchor?
Andy Vercella
I don't know.
DJ Cruise
Let's see. Says they met at an Amazon party celebrating the movie Manchester by the Sea. They were both married at the time. They reconnected in 2018 when Bezos hired Sanchez's company, Black Ops Aviation, to film for a space company, Blue Origin. Oh, got it. So she's. She's doing pretty good too, then, I'd imagine.
Andy Vercella
I don't know. She used to be married to Tony Gonzalez. That's all I knew.
DJ Cruise
The. The football player?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, from the Chiefs.
DJ Cruise
Isn't he in jail?
Andy Vercella
No.
DJ Cruise
Oh, I'm thinking of Aaron Hernandez.
Andy Vercella
He's dead.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Tony Gonzalez is like a good dude. Yeah, he's like a role model. Like, you're totally opposite ends of the spectrum, man.
Eli Wahby
Oh, yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Sorry, Tony, man. My bad. Tony Gonzalez. Anyway. Oh, yeah, yeah, Tony.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eli Wahby
You know, my boy. My boy Tony's a good dude.
Andy Vercella
Why didn't you say something?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I know. He didn't do nothing.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, no, dude, I. You know, it's not my thing, bro. Yeah, you know, that seems. That seems. I mean, I'm all for, like, some cool, but I don't know, that's a lot. I don't like the fact that you're, like, making people from there feel inconvenienced. That's kind of like, not cool.
DJ Cruise
No. Yeah, yeah, Like I said, apparently he's been going. They've been going around. Let me see. Yeah, they were going around. Like, I guess, like, some of his security guys were, like, going around and literally just handing people cash just to, like.
Andy Vercella
Shut up.
Eli Wahby
Just shut up.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, no protests, because he's been getting a lot of protests and shit lately, too.
Eli Wahby
At least 100k. At least 100k and not speak up, you know, I mean, he's got it.
DJ Cruise
Man. I don't know. I just thought that was crazy, man. But let's get into our. Let's get into our official headlines, shall we? Guys, remember, as always, if you would like to see any of these pictures, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's get into our first headline. This might be an old face to bring up. This is a hot topic right now. Hello. Number one reads, liver King freed after threatening Joe Rogan and immediately starts ranting online again. Have Y' all been seeing this, Bro.
Andy Vercella
That sounds like somebody we know. You know that dude out there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I know about. I know you talking about, bro.
Andy Vercella
Did you see the videos on him? Oh yeah, he sounds like him too.
DJ Cruise
Sounds, bro, it looks like him.
Andy Vercella
It's that MK Ultra 5G. Hit him in the brain, bro.
DJ Cruise
Dude, this is, this is bad, man.
Andy Vercella
All right, let's get into.
DJ Cruise
This is pretty bad. Yeah. So troubled influencer Brian Liver King Johnson has been freed after his arrest for allegedly making terroristic threats against Joe Rogan and immediately began posting bizarre videos again. The 47 year old steroid popping influencer. I didn't say that. That's not.
Andy Vercella
That's their words.
DJ Cruise
Was arrested in Austin, Texas on Tuesday night after he suddenly showed up to. To Rogan's hometown after ranting for days about picking a fight with the podcaster at one point seemingly brandishing guns. The Testicle Munching Muscle man, bro, they're not giving this guy any love, man.
Andy Vercella
Bro, how would you like to be know written about in the paper as a testicle muncher.
DJ Cruise
Oh, Testicle Munching Muscle man has since posted a twenty thousand dollar bond according to court records reviews by kxan. So here's his mug shot, man.
Eli Wahby
Wow.
DJ Cruise
Here's his mug shot. And I, and I just want to point something out here real quick. The pupil like bro needs help right now.
Andy Vercella
That's different sizes.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, like one of them, one of them's on ecstasy, the other one's just normal.
DJ Cruise
Like it's bad, man.
Andy Vercella
He also looks like 20, 30 years older than he is.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Oh, he looks bad, man. He looks like. And like there's pictures of like him from when he was younger, like before he became liver King online. It's like, dude, he was a cool looking dude, you know, he's all right, but like fuck, he's in the short amount of time he's went really, really down, really well. But he's, he's been banned from contacting Joe Rogan or his family. He's ordered, ordered to stay at least 600ft away from their homes and businesses. He was also ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation within a week of his release. But once he got out, he went right back to it. So this is the video that kind of like started it all before he ended up, you know, leaving to go to Austin. This was the clip here. Let's check this out.
Andy Vercella
Anything and everything.
D
Because Joe Rogan, we don't have to make videos to pretend anymore. All of this is happening. We're coming. Coming to you. I've challenged you man to man, to a fight. Honorable and we don't have to pretend or make any videos. The world is watching. They'll make the videos for us. And you don't have to hold a camera. You can hold the hand of somebody that you love. Because what happens next to you, you're going to need to remember that feeling. You're going to need something more than what you did to give you something to fight for. Because I have my family to fight for. That's. And I'll die for them. You know that. And you're a black belt. But you. You. You've never come across something like this willing to die hoping that you'll choke me out. I pray to God, because that's a dream come true. It feels good. And then the limbs. I'm fighting for my family, so limb, limb, limb, limb. Go ahead. But. But then you have to contend with something else. And I weigh 177 pounds. An actual savage. And so at first, you're like that guy. That guy. And when you.
Eli Wahby
All of a sudden.
D
He did get your attention, which I already did before this, saying, I'm gonna choke that. That piece of. I'm gonna choke him out. That's what warriors do. You and Andrew Tate are good warrior, good warriors, but you're actually better than that. Real chicken tension. We have comedy. Comedy that you do is good and true. We have real tension. But what I see in you is comedy is good and true. Touch points. Oh, people laugh. If we don't make fun of them at their expense. They laugh. You should all make fun of me, liver. You should all make fun of me at my expense. Trust me that it still works.
Andy Vercella
And.
D
And then you should get paid for it.
Andy Vercella
And.
D
Let'S go. Let's go. We're. Because we're leaving. We're going to Austin. What was my very last point?
DJ Cruise
That we're gonna kick Joe Rogan's ass.
Andy Vercella
That we.
D
The real G said it.
Andy Vercella
Oh. Oh.
D
It's my speech. Justin Fitz.
Andy Vercella
What's wrong with. What's wrong with his teeth?
DJ Cruise
I think that's.
Eli Wahby
What was the drama like. Why is he calling on Joe?
Andy Vercella
I don't know.
Eli Wahby
Does nobody know?
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, like, the only thing that I could find is from, like, years ago, when he first got. When. When Liver King first got exposed for actually, like, taking steroids. I think Joe Rogan talked about it because the. The cops had talked to him. Joe Rogan said that he was actually surprised or. Or shocked about it. But, yeah, Rogan amplified the scandal on his huge podcast. But an arrest documents obtained by. That Rogan was surprised by the recent episode with Johnson. He's never had any actual contact with him. Joe Rogan also told police that Johnson had a significant drug issue, according to the arrest documents. But, yeah, he talked about him on this. On his podcast, I guess, from. But that was back in 2022, so we're talking three years ago was the last time Joe Rogan even mentioned the Liver King. But he claimed that, you know, the. The muscular physique, all based off a carnivore diet, was. Was.
Andy Vercella
Well, anybody knows that. Like, listen, anybody that looks at that dude and says, oh, he's not fucking taking. Dude, you're retarded. Like, for real. Like, I'm just. I'm sorry, but you are.
DJ Cruise
He's eating them. He's doing all of them.
Andy Vercella
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, baby. You know what I'm saying? Breakfast champions all day long.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Okay. You can't look like that without that. No, no, nobody can. So that's the first thing. The second thing, clearly, he's on a something. He sounds like one of those manic.
DJ Cruise
It sounds like he's in a manic.
Andy Vercella
Like a manic episode person. He sounds like that one stalker. That guy we had. Sounds just like him.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, a few of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, I don't. I don't know, man. Like. But I do know what I do know, though. I mean, Joe Rogan, he is a black belt, you know I'm saying, like.
Andy Vercella
Joe Rogan would beat that dude's ass.
Eli Wahby
Correct?
Andy Vercella
Yeah. It wouldn't even be a fight.
DJ Cruise
And I don't know if Joe would.
Andy Vercella
Fucking Liver King's one of those. I see red people, you know. You don't know me, man. You're dealt with nothing like this. Yeah, I know you're a black belt, but what was I saying again?
DJ Cruise
I'll kick his ass.
Andy Vercella
You and Andrew Tate. Yeah. What? Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I'll tell you this, though. Like, I mean, I ain't gonna lie. When you crawl up to me on four legs like that, bro, it's gonna be a problem.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. And it's also interesting that people fucking think that, like, people don't have guns. Like, the days of kicking people's ass is kind of over. Like, you're not going up to Joe Rogan and kicking his ass. He's got security. Those security guys got guns, and they will shoot you in the face. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
May be the last deliver King.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Anyway, bro, so he gets Out. He starts talking again.
DJ Cruise
He's right back on it. Yeah, he's right back on it. Yeah, right back on it. It's sad to see, bro. It is. It's sad to see.
Andy Vercella
Do people still like delivery king? Like, is he got fans and still?
DJ Cruise
I mean, I think most people that are watching him now are just like, watching him literally for the entertainment.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying?
Andy Vercella
You mean they're watching the self destruction, right? Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Right. Because I've, like, I've seen a lot of his videos lately. People just been on like, man, what? Or even the videos right before he lost it. Lost it. People were even still like, man, this guy's losing it. Something's not right. And Yeah, I mean, he live streamed him getting arrested and everything.
Andy Vercella
Well, I mean, could it be that, you know, this guy understands how the Internet and the media works and he just attached himself to the biggest name in the world and he understands that it's putting his name out there.
Eli Wahby
Correct. That's what I see.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it does feel that way.
Eli Wahby
I mean, you don't. There's no way he's like this. Acting this crazy.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
The whole thing was set up like him running to his phone, picking it up, then asking them. He didn't technically say, I'm gonna be Joe Rogan's ass. He had them say it. So it can't be like, well, I didn't say it.
DJ Cruise
Oh, he definitely got arrested for it.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. So, I mean, I think he's trying to avoid that now because he wants to keep making these videos.
DJ Cruise
So you think it's just a publicity stunt?
Andy Vercella
I mean, that's how the Internet works now, bro. That's why all these dudes call each other out and talk to each other. I mean, they call each other ahead of time and say, hey, let's start an Internet beef. It'll make us both more famous. Like that's the people do now. And I'm not. I don't think Rogan's in on that. I know he's not, but I mean, a lot of the time, yeah, bro, that's why people come at people. They. They do it for their own clout.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
So I think he's just playing the Internet. I think he is up. I mean, you can't, you know, I don't know. It's whatever, dude. Here's what I'll say. Anybody that ever believed that dude got that jacked off eating liver. Your. Your brain doesn't work, bro. Like, you don't understand it.
Eli Wahby
Completely fried.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Bro, and he had a lot of people doing that too.
DJ Cruise
A lot, A lot of people.
Andy Vercella
And it just shows you, like, how many people are. Will they. They want to look for the secret, bro, there's no secret. There never has been a secret. The secret is this. Drink water, move your body, resistance train. Eat some protein. And if you want to get bigger, eat more than you burn. If you want to get skinnier, eat less than you burn. Like it's math. And there's no secret other than that you got to do it for a long time.
DJ Cruise
You got a munch. Testicles.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, yeah, right? And the fitness industry, as someone who's been in it their entire adult life, is predatory, dude. Like, I don't know. I don't. I don't really know any other companies besides ours that talks about like, you have to do the fucking work. Like the work is what does it. Supplements can help, they can improve, they can make you healthier, but they will not do the work for you. And it's easy to sell someone the idea that they could take a pill or take a powder or do a thing that's going to help them get in shape and avoid all this pain. And the sad part about that is, one, it's not true, but secondly, you miss out on all the great that the journey gives you, which is confidence, self belief, grit, fortitude, you know, the, the ability to endure things. Like all of these skills that you're going to need to acquire to like, have a great life. You miss by. By missing the journey. You know, the journey is what gives you all the good anyway, so. But you have to go through it to realize that. So it's not about. It's not even about the end result. Yeah, but whatever, man. I mean, look, this dude's 15 minutes are about over, are they not?
DJ Cruise
Oh, that's real. Yeah, no, that is definitely real, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check some of these comments out. Yeah, yeah, let's cruise the comments. Do this first one is from Jace JC hetra83. Just had my first grape smash, first form energy drink and holy, it's tasty. You guys are stupid for making it so good. P.S. dJ, screw you. I don't know what the I did.
Andy Vercella
I don't know what makes you stupid for making it so good. Well, thank you. Thank you.
DJ Cruise
All right.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I mean, I would say the grape is my number three flavor out of the four.
DJ Cruise
That's wild, bro.
Andy Vercella
I think it's most People's number one, though.
Eli Wahby
It is, really. Freedom's my favorite.
Andy Vercella
Mine, too. And then orange and then grape, and then the blue. I'm not. I'm not a blue guy.
Eli Wahby
You're not a blue guy either. This is kind of mixed with blue, though, bro.
Andy Vercella
You know what it is? People our age, we didn't have the blue. The blue is like a next generation thing.
Eli Wahby
Blue was. Oh, yeah, you're in. There was like.
Andy Vercella
It was like a kid thing.
Eli Wahby
You're in the silent generation.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Yeah. Just about. Until I drank that first form scream of freedom, and it made me talk, you know, Brought me back to life.
Eli Wahby
That's crazy.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's actually what happened. That's my life story. You didn't know that?
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. I was dead. I was actually dead.
Eli Wahby
How you got the name for it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I was dead, and Zeeshan came and poured it right in my mouth here. I woke back up.
Eli Wahby
That's crazy.
Andy Vercella
Reverse aging.
DJ Cruise
That's what it is.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
It makes you different, man.
Andy Vercella
I know, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I don't know what I did, though.
Eli Wahby
It's my favorite one. That's why we get along.
Andy Vercella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
You know, I don't know why he wants to screw me, though.
Andy Vercella
What?
DJ Cruise
What did I do?
Andy Vercella
Maybe he thinks you're sexy. Big sexy chocolate.
DJ Cruise
I don't think that's what he meant.
Andy Vercella
I think that's what he meant. He put a heart next to it.
Eli Wahby
Perspective, brother.
Andy Vercella
There's a heart.
Eli Wahby
That's true.
Andy Vercella
I think he just meant to say, dj, I want to screw you.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
After I drink a grape energy, I want to put it on you.
Eli Wahby
A lot of typos in there.
Andy Vercella
I want to put it on you. Big chocolate.
DJ Cruise
Well, let's get one thing clear. I'm the big spoon. Big dog.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. All right. Yeah. So you'd be putting it on him.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Vercella
All right.
DJ Cruise
There's no way to not make that sound. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, jc. Next one, let's go to Chantel Hargrove. You lost me at Trump is smart.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, you lost me at Chantel. We can't. We can't all keep up with. With that. You know, those IQ points. You know what I'm saying? Some of us have less than others. Try to keep up next time. It's okay. We'll explain a little more in depth next time.
DJ Cruise
That's fine.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. You know, like a man takes a million dollars and turns into 7 billion.
DJ Cruise
Dumbass. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Idiot. Yeah, he's. He's wanted everything in his life. He Must. Must have just got lucky every time, you know? You know, listen, you lost your baby daddy. Listen. Hey, hey, that was pretty funny. Hey, I'll explain it more next time. You know, I'm sorry. I could take criticism, you know, I could do a better job explaining things.
Eli Wahby
You all right?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, we'll. We'll make a. We'll make a coloring book. Yeah, you know, real life coloring book. You. Would you draw it up for us, wouldn't you? All right, cool.
DJ Cruise
Actually, fire. Yeah, that'd be fire. Be fire. All right. Well, sorry, Chantel.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yep. Justin Brownson actual brought the guys at work screaming freedom drinks and now they're addicted. Also got two guys doing 75 hard out here spreading personal excellence like it's my seed.
Andy Vercella
Like a gentleman, Justin, I'm out here ejaculating personal excellence. Open your mouth.
DJ Cruise
You about to get some of this freedom right now.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's right. Get on your knees for this freedom rain. Oh, well, good for you, Justin. Keep going, bro. Spread those seeds. Oh, man.
DJ Cruise
Last one. Stephen Sullivan 11. Neither side eats bacon. Not our fight.
Andy Vercella
Agreed. Agreed. I'm not fighting for anybody. Doesn't eat bacon.
DJ Cruise
I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah, that was a pretty good comment. That's pretty good there.
Andy Vercella
What's he referring to there?
Eli Wahby
It's gonna be a whole nother podcast.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Real quick, just from this comment.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's great. That's great.
Eli Wahby
Onto the next. Huh?
DJ Cruise
Love it. Love to see it, guys. We appreciate you.
Andy Vercella
I'm sure as fuck not dying for someone doesn't eat baking. Damn it. You think that shit's funny, don't you? Zhan you type that up? Yeah, it's yours. Huh?
DJ Cruise
No, that's great, man. That's great.
Eli Wahby
What's the chances we get Andy to do a half marathon?
Andy Vercella
0. 0. Was there bacon in it?
Eli Wahby
Yes, yes. Stephen will be there.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah.
Andy Vercella
If there's bacon at the end. Possibly.
DJ Cruise
I think they do do a marathon like that.
Andy Vercella
I've done half. I've rocked a half.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, yeah.
Andy Vercella
You.
Eli Wahby
You told me you started running a little bit again. No.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, a little.
Eli Wahby
A little.
Andy Vercella
Little.
Eli Wahby
Couple miles.
Andy Vercella
No, not. Not even a mile, but close to a mile.
DJ Cruise
I ran a mile and a half for the first time the other day.
Andy Vercella
You did? Shut the.
DJ Cruise
I swear to God.
Andy Vercella
You didn't run the whole thing.
DJ Cruise
I swear I got video proof.
Andy Vercella
Oh, you. Unless I see the whole thing for the whole seven hours it took, I'm guarantee you did not run seven hours.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I did a mile on the trim. I did a Mile and a half.
Eli Wahby
You have a great. McDonald's isn't back.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's right. That's a mile and a half to McDonald's. I must have been about to close.
Eli Wahby
Energy drink.
DJ Cruise
No, I didn't. I didn't.
Eli Wahby
Well, then you made.
Andy Vercella
No, we just hung one out in front of him. We. We put it on a fishing line, stuck it next to a bike. He ran the whole time.
DJ Cruise
Did you see my story post yesterday, though?
Andy Vercella
About what?
DJ Cruise
The bike in the front?
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Are you tempted? Yeah. I noticed that when I got here, it was gone.
DJ Cruise
It was gone.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Don't look at me.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, those aren't my drugs. Those aren't even my pants.
DJ Cruise
Not my pants, man. Guys, let's keep cruising. Let's go ahead. Line up too.
Andy Vercella
Dang. That is good, dude.
Eli Wahby
I know you get. I've been kind of sitting on it now. I'm kind of like.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it's like a. You know, it really is like a melted bomb. Pop.
DJ Cruise
No, the. The cans are louder.
Andy Vercella
We did that on purpose.
Eli Wahby
Great. It's great marketing, you know, like, you just. It's like, oh, where'd that come from?
Andy Vercella
Yeah, that's. That's why we did it. We had it. We had to up the decibels on the can.
Eli Wahby
The people on the plane really be annoying, you know, people, the rappers. And then they.
Andy Vercella
We're trying to win. Everything's competition.
Eli Wahby
This has got this. This is going over the rappers.
Andy Vercella
If we're going to be annoying, we're gonna be the most annoying.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah. You know, it's funny because somebody. Somebody hit me up the other day. It's like, man, you know, I opened up a screaming freedom. I heard an eagle, and I was like, you know what? You know what you hear when you open up the grape one?
Andy Vercella
Police sirens. Smuggler.
DJ Cruise
Skybirds, baby. Skybirds. No. Yeah. Let's keep cruising, man. Sorry, bro.
Andy Vercella
What is that. What is the smoke alarm thing?
DJ Cruise
What are you asking me for?
Andy Vercella
Well, you said you were at the council of black people.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. No, dude, they don't hear him, man. They just don't. They don't. Like, they tune it out. They just tune it out, bro. I don't know.
Andy Vercella
So you're saying they. They hear different frequencies?
DJ Cruise
Maybe, maybe. I'm sure there's like a. I'm sure there's a sound scientifical explanation.
Andy Vercella
Shouldn't you know if you're the head of the council?
DJ Cruise
No, because all my stuff's hardwired in my crib. So it's like I've. You know, I don't remember hearing them as a kid.
Andy Vercella
So you don't understand the issues that affect your people.
DJ Cruise
No, I. I don't. I don't think I realized it.
Andy Vercella
When I say you, you can't hear it yourself.
DJ Cruise
I can't? No, I can't. I hear the seatbelt. You show the fuck. Don't I honestly, I hate those chimes and shit. I like Joe Rode.
Andy Vercella
You don't hear the seat belt thing.
DJ Cruise
It pissed me the fuck off too.
Andy Vercella
Well, you wrote with him.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. No, he wrote with me. And we were sitting there and like, you know, ping, ding. I'm like, bro, put your seatbelt on. Man, I didn't hear it.
Andy Vercella
That shit's annoying, bro.
DJ Cruise
Can't stand it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, you really do. That is it.
DJ Cruise
There's a seat belt. All right, that's fine. It's fine. Hello, number two. Keep cruise cruising. Let's go to New York City. No. Dignity and Socialism New York City Mayor Adams announces reelection bid after mom Donnie wins Dems primary so Eric Adams is back in the move. I guess that's cool to see. Mary. Mayor Eric Adams announced his re election campaign Thursday on the steps of New York City hall surrounded by Supreme Court union leaders and business partners while protesters called him a criminal from across the park. Adams was elected as a Democrat in 2021, but chose to run as an independent this year amid low approval ratings and has his since dropped federal corruption charges in his absence. Former governor Andrew Cuomo was widely expected to pick up the Democratic nomination in Tuesday's primary election, but 33 year old self proclaimed Democratic socialist Zorhan Mom Donnie. Shocked the political establishment when he declared victory. This was. This was the scene when the election results were called. Let's check this clip out more.
Andy Vercella
There is not one milligram of testosterone in that whole entire room.
Eli Wahby
Sutton. Fucking so similar to that, right?
Andy Vercella
That red.
Eli Wahby
I was thinking the whole.
Andy Vercella
That redhead guy has never seen titties his whole life. Fucking ever.
DJ Cruise
Ever.
Eli Wahby
Oh my God.
DJ Cruise
The only ones that other guys seen was his own. Well, this guy right here. Wait, where'd he go?
Andy Vercella
All those dudes. Every single one of those dudes is there simping. That's right. Trying to fuck some Communist bitch. Yeah. 100%. Dude, please. Yeah. Yes. Maybe if I. Maybe if. Maybe if I do all these things, she'll want to bang me.
DJ Cruise
Friend zone, bro. Yeah, friend zoned forever. You know you're wrong when she's got arm hair.
Andy Vercella
Listen, she got arm hair.
DJ Cruise
This one does. That's why she put her arms down. So quick.
Andy Vercella
Well, they're gonna find out. You know what I'm saying, bro?
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, so, like, he's been getting some heat, people.
Andy Vercella
Mom, Donnie, he should be shooting beer.
DJ Cruise
He's been getting some heat. This is his platform. So housing he's doing, freezing the rent, building affordable housing. He, his LGBTQIA plus protections, he's expanding and protecting gender affirming care citywide, making New York City an LGBTQIA plus LG HDTV sanctuary city affordability, creating city owned grocery stores, fare free buses, and attempting to raise the minimum wage to $30 by 2030.
Eli Wahby
I'm okay with every. With none of it, except for freezing the rent. We should all just be able to live for free, you know?
DJ Cruise
But how does that work, though? I will say that New York City's rent is ridiculous. Like. Like you have a room. This.
Andy Vercella
It's not. Listen, it's not because of communists. The rent's high because people want to live there.
Eli Wahby
Correct.
Andy Vercella
Like, that's the. That's supply and demand. Like, if people want to live somewhere, the rent's going to be high because there's too many people that want to live there. Like, I don't understand how this is not understood. You see what I'm saying? And by the way, if you import millions of communists into your city, you can't be surprised when communism gets celebrated and elected into office. Like, Eric Adams is like, what the fuck's going on? Well, here's what's going on, brother. You know, you fucking cater to these people for the last fucking however many years, and now you got someone that's come in that's more extreme than you on those same views who is now taking your fucking thunder. Eric Adams did this to himself. And so did all the fucking liberal people of New York who vote liberal because they don't want to get fucking made fun of or yelled at or looked down upon. And they have no courage to stand up and say what they actually believe or think. And so, dude, actually, if you look into this guy, these are the more reasonable of his views. Okay? His actual views are very, very, very, very communist. They're not a little bit. They're not socialists. They're communists. And look, dude, he's been getting a.
DJ Cruise
Lot of heat too, for code switching, too.
Andy Vercella
What?
DJ Cruise
Because, like, he's. Apparently he changes his accent depending on who he's around, and he got called out on it from, like, media. You want to see me?
Andy Vercella
They all do this, but nobody cares.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, let's watch this clip. Let's check this out.
Andy Vercella
Rent, freeze, free buses, universal childcare, or.
DJ Cruise
Vote Kia.
Eli Wahby
Because I think that New Yorkers, more.
Andy Vercella
Than they hate a politician they disagree with, they hate a politician they can't trust.
DJ Cruise
On the subject of trust, you've adopted.
Andy Vercella
Different speaking accents in different scenarios, but they go to their local bodega.
Eli Wahby
Is there one that's real and one that's affected?
Andy Vercella
What I would say is, as any immigrant knows, having been born in Kampala, Uganda, and then raised in South Africa and moving here when I'm seven years old, is there different parts of my life.
DJ Cruise
Worldwide tour.
Andy Vercella
Is a worldwide tour. Is a worldwide tour.
Eli Wahby
Mandani was talking about a worldwide press tour back when he was a rapper.
D
Bring the flavor.
Andy Vercella
In a Disney movie.
Eli Wahby
Directed by his mother.
Andy Vercella
Nepotism and hard work goes a long way, way here in New York City. This is how I speak. This is how I am. Do you believe in the First Amendment?
D
Tom Holman.
Andy Vercella
Street? You know this one? Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
The crazy. Here's the craziest thing between him and Cuomo, though. Did you know the. The voting, like, numbers have come out of, like, who voted where, you know, and demographically who voted where? These are the, These are the numbers. And as always, Andy, it's your people's fault.
Andy Vercella
What do you mean?
DJ Cruise
White people voted them in.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I see that on there.
DJ Cruise
No, black people voted for him or the other or multiple races didn't vote for him either.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it's because white people are virtue signaling liars. That's the truth. Okay?
DJ Cruise
Liberal whites.
Andy Vercella
Liberal, yeah, they are liberal whites. They claim to not be racist, but yet they believe that black people can't think for themselves, can't do things for themselves, can't work a computer, can't get an id, need someone to protect them. And, you know, the reality is, is that's kind of racist. You don't think that they're fucking capable of doing their own shit, okay? And then on top of that, they want to look good at their little brunches and say, oh, I'm standing with these people.
DJ Cruise
Well, you know, I voted the mom Domini and that's Right.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, and also, let's be real, the same demographic, the white upper class, white woman typically doesn't have to work the way that everybody else does. So they don't understand what, you know, happens when we do all these things, nor do they care because they're not the ones that have to deal with them out in public.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. So 50 Cent jump in on this because he, like, he said, I'm gonna tell Trump on your ass because he talked about the tax rates.
Andy Vercella
Listen, man, listen, I'm gonna say this. People who are born outside the United States should not be able to serve in government at any level. Period. And this is a good case for it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
So, yeah. And. And while it. While it may sound cool, it sounds good, right? Freeze the rent, make building housing affordable, LGBTQIA protections, affordability, labor, all that sounds good. It sounds reasonable. But there are repercussions that happen because of those things or to put those things into play. So at the end of the day, you know, it's like anything else. It's like any fucking scammer on the face of the earth, they tell you, oh, we could do this and this and this. But what they don't tell you, it's going to cost. All this over here. So, you know, why is making a state owned grocery store a bad idea? They wouldn't be able to tell you, Right?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
So don't you think that's a problem? That you vote for shit, that you don't even know what the negative would be like? I don't know. Every other time they've run state owned grocery stores in the history of Earth where people starved because the government's so inefficient they can't even get food on the shelves. I mean, all you got to do is go look at the fucking, you know, the. The plagues that happened under communism of starvation. Like in Ukraine, where 60 million fucking people were starved because of Whaler.
DJ Cruise
I mean, I mean, there's plenty of examples on this.
Andy Vercella
Look, dude, it's whatever, you know, it seems like the Hispanic people understand communism. You know why? Because they come from communist countries. Looks like the black and African Americans get it. They're voting for Andrew Como. How? Looks like Asians, you know, are voting for communism. Maybe we should just ban Asians. I'm kidding. But no, let's be real. Where do Asians come from? Where are they proud of? A lot of them are from China. You know what China is?
DJ Cruise
It's communist.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
It's common.
Andy Vercella
So here's the. Here at the end of the day, dude, people that aren't born in the country can't serve as president. So why the fuck are they allowed to serve as mayor or governor or anybody else? Why. Why is Ilan Omar allowed to be from Somalia, come here, serve in a congress, and then say that she served Somalia first before America? How is that allowed?
DJ Cruise
It shouldn't be. It shouldn't.
Andy Vercella
It shouldn't be allowed. Nobody can make A case for that? No, you can't make a case for that. You cannot make a case for anybody that runs in any of our government at any level, saying that they represent other countries before us, whether it be Somalia, whether it be China, or whether it be Israel or anything else.
DJ Cruise
We can't go do it. We can't do it anywhere. Like an American citizen can't go to, you know, Uganda, like, oh, I'm gonna run for office here, I got you guys. It's not happening. Well, it's not happening.
Andy Vercella
Well, Eric Adams, you yourself, bro. Like, like, like DJ Khaled likes to say, you played yourself another.
DJ Cruise
And what's so crazy, too, is, like, New York. I feel like New York City could be an awesome place to live.
Eli Wahby
Same with la.
DJ Cruise
Same with la, man.
Eli Wahby
But it's just like, fried.
DJ Cruise
What is it like? It could be so nice.
Andy Vercella
What do you mean? What is it? It's very simple. It's people who don't know what the they're talking about pretending to know what they're talking about regarding everything, okay? Like, they think because they have a social media platform that they understand what's going on and they want to look good to their friends. So whatever they perceive to be as cool, they go with. It's just like the Simone Biles the other day. Simone Biles is so out of touch. She makes this ridiculous out of style comment about men competing in women's sports. She does not understand that that's not cool anymore. So she's saying that thinking it's cool amongst her crowd, not realizing that almost everybody has rejected the idea of men in sports, so it's not cool anymore. So then she says it and gets backlash. But the reality is, is most people don't know what they're even saying when they say, I stand with this or I stand with that. When they said, oh, I stand with George Floyd. And the coroner report comes out and says, the dude died of fentanyl poisoning. They don't care. They're like, I still stand with them. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, bro? Like, the guy was a criminal. He took drugs. He overdosed on drugs. You can't choke someone out the way that they say that Derek Chauvin was standing. That does not. I've had that done to me. You could still fucking breathe, bro. He couldn't breathe because he was hyped up on fucking fentanyl. Like. And then you present that to people and people are like, oh, fuck a black square.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right?
Andy Vercella
You're a bad person.
DJ Cruise
It was just like the people like, oh, I support Ukraine.
Andy Vercella
But why, why, why do you support Ukraine?
DJ Cruise
They don't know.
Andy Vercella
They don't know. That's my fucking point.
DJ Cruise
Because, you know, you get a nice little profile picture out.
Andy Vercella
So now you import millions of people who come from these types of countries, which is ironic, right? Like, why do you come here? It's like people who export from California to Texas, they hate California politics. They leave to go to Texas or Nashville, then they vote for the same.
Eli Wahby
It's.
Andy Vercella
It does not make any sense.
Eli Wahby
It's insane.
Andy Vercella
Well, it's the same thing as these people. These people come from these kind of countries to escape that and then come here and then try to put that in here. And then you have a bunch of people who are, by legitimate literal terms, useful idiots who think they're doing something good and virtuous and want to look good who are literally voting our country down the drain. This is why I say voting rights should not be exclusive to every American. If you don't pay tax, you shouldn't get to vote. Okay? If you don't pay a fucking tax and get a tax return for that year of voting, you should not be allowed to vote. Because by human nature, people who don't pay in are going to vote for all the benefits to themselves. They're going to vote your money from you to them. So why the fuck would you give them a vote? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, so. And it's not about men or women voting or even an age. Like if you're 14 years old, bro, and you're working part time and you get a fucking tax return, you should be voting. I think so.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
I think you earned a vote, you know, like.
Eli Wahby
But they let people that aren't even supposed to be here voting.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, dude, it's insane.
Eli Wahby
It's nuts. None of it make. You can't put any logic on. There's no logic on any of it. It's just a sway, sway something just way a vote one way or the other. That's all it is.
Andy Vercella
And it's, it's, it's. And dude, it ends up, bro. And it ends up people who go out and make the money to pay for the taxes. Dude, it's just the system is totally like you have all these people and dude, there's, there's a whole book about this called Atlas Shrugged. This will happen here, okay? This is, this will be the collapse of this country when you take everybody who works and you remove the incentive for them to Work because you over tax them and they stop working. That's when the country falls.
Eli Wahby
Correct.
Andy Vercella
And that is where we are. Because the amount of resistance that there is for the average person working is almost on the borderline of them not, not being worth them working for, for, for the middle class. American. Middle class Americans can almost earn the same amount not working as they do working. Some can earn more. And when you flip that, we end up in a situation where the country is not sustainable because the people who produce are no longer willing to produce.
DJ Cruise
Well, that's the other thing, like I saw some headlines about that is like, they're like places like Florida, Texas, they're already preparing for like another wave of business owners, operators, CEOs that are going to be leaving New York City to escape it. Because like just his tax plan alone, he's trying to raise. His plan is he's going to raise the corporate tax rate from 9% to 11%, 0.5%, and then he's creating an additional.
Andy Vercella
Let's, let's just talk about that for a second.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Here's what people don't understand. Okay. They hear that, they say from 9% to 11%. And what do you think most people say?
DJ Cruise
Oh, fuck.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. No, they say even if they're resistant, they say, well, that's reasonable. It's 2%. Most companies don't have 2% of error in the way that they operate their business. So, so for a company to adjust to a 2% increase in taxes, you're talking about major adjustments in the way that that company operates. It's not just as simple saying, oh well, these guys are making so much money. Most of these big companies, they're not making, they're, they're making it work just the way that it's set up. They're running on a razor thin line. So when you say 2%, you're talking about a major readjustment which is probably going to force more implementation of AI and cost people their jobs. So. Because that's what prices on the service. No, because here's the conversation that happens on the inside that people are, don't think about. All right, they're going to raise US tax 2%. We got to free up 2% revenue to pay it. That means we got to fire those guys. We could just rewrite that with AI. And now you got, now you got to, you know, 100 people that don't have jobs or a thousand or 2,000 or 10,000, depending on the size of the operation.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Or I mean, even the 30 minimum wage. Okay.
Andy Vercella
It's the same.
DJ Cruise
Cool AI. There you go.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it's the same. Listen. And it's. It. They're promising people promises that can't be effectively implemented in reality that they are. And by the way, they understand that A communist understands what, that, what he unders. He understands exactly what he's doing. What he's doing is. He is making. He is. He is selling people ideas that sound good, they sound like they will work, they sound like it'll benefit the people. But the result of that is actually people becoming unemployed. And when these people become unemployed, they are more likely to vote for communism because they don't have shit. And the idea of communism is we're going to give you a bunch of free shit. We're going to take care of your rent, we're going to take care of your food, we're going to take care of everything that you need. But because of the inefficiencies and the greed and the theft and the immortal, the immorality of these people, that money never makes it to them. And they end up starving. And this has happened over and over and over and over and over again in history. But people are too stupid and lazy to educate themselves about what this actually is. That knows exactly what he's doing. And if you are so stupid to fall for that and think that that can be actually implemented, then you can't pass a basic fucking math course. Because that's all it is. It's math.
DJ Cruise
Like the crazy thing too, like explaining it like that. Andy, like when you look at it, he's telling you exactly the play. He's going to have to have. Freeze the rent and fucking government owned grocery stores because nobody's going to be able to afford this shit.
Andy Vercella
No, because they're not going to have jobs.
DJ Cruise
That's right, they're not gonna be. And he's at.
Andy Vercella
And dude, you gotta understand, the idea that they sell these people is not, hey, we're gonna give you all your for free. And you're gonna live like a peasant and you're gonna be eating gruel and you're, your life is going to be terrible. You're gonna have cockroaches on the floor. You're not going to be able to do. That's not what they're selling them. Here's what they're selling them. Jeff Bezos just paid $53 million for. We're going to take some of his money and we're going to make your life look more like his. That is not what happens it never has happened. It has never happened. And then the communists say the same every time. Well, that's not real communism.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, they just didn't do it all the way.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, they didn't do it right.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy Vercella
No, they didn't do it right. Everybody died.
DJ Cruise
He's also. Look, he's also adding a. An additional 2% income tax for anyone making more than a million dollars annual fully in addition to what they're already paying. Yeah, like, it ain't gonna work, man. It ain't gonna work, man. Ain't gonna work. Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know with that being said. Third and final headline.
Andy Vercella
Is that two already?
DJ Cruise
That was two.
Andy Vercella
All right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Headline number three, I hate communists, bro. Everybody. You guys should all hate communists. You should hate them like, they will kill you their whole. Their whole play. It's not. This isn't like, oh, they're nice people. They're flawed. No, they pretend to be flawed so they could take everything from you. And then when you cannot do anything for them, just like we talked about in the middle of. In the beginning of the show, it's human nature. When you no longer provide value, people will ignore you. Except in this case, they don't ignore you. They kill you. So the only way that these people get in power is by lying to people and then making their life so hard that these people are basically completely dependent on the government. And then when they figure out, well, these people can't really do anything for us, then they figure out how to kill them. They starve them. They execute them. They create a plague. And dude, this is not me being conspiratorial. This is history. All you got to do is read it. But people want go to chat GPT and ask about Mao and ask about Pol Pot and ask about what happened to the Christians in the Bolshevik revolution or the Red Famine or the holodomors. Nobody talks about that. They only talk about one genocide ever, which is the Holocaust. There's lots more, and they were much bigger. And they don't talk about them for a fucking reason. And that's exactly why you should go read about them.
DJ Cruise
That's real, man. Guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Yeah, with that being said, let's get to our third.
Andy Vercella
You guys don't hate communists enough, bro. They fucking hate you. I promise you that.
DJ Cruise
Let's get to our final headline. We got hella number three. Let's go back to the wnba, shall We. Women's basketball.
Andy Vercella
Wnba. Yeah. Now, we talked about Sophie Cunningham.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro, she's awesome.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, she's awesome. The fucking Enforcer. She's the Bob Probert of the wnba.
DJ Cruise
Who's that?
Andy Vercella
The baddest dude to ever play in NHL. Bob Probert. You wouldn't know. Sorry.
DJ Cruise
Is he in the silent.
Andy Vercella
He's dead now.
DJ Cruise
He's silent generation.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, he was a generation.
Andy Vercella
You ask anybody. You ask anybody who knows anything about hockey, and you say, who the baddest ever played hockey. Kick your ass. Is Bob Probert. He played for the Red Wings and the Blackhawks. I look him up. Dude, look up his. Look it up right now.
Eli Wahby
He don't care. He's ready for a LeBron story right now.
Andy Vercella
You don't care. Look up his face.
DJ Cruise
How do you. Bob Probert.
Andy Vercella
Prober.
DJ Cruise
It's right there.
Andy Vercella
You don't give a. Oh, this guy looks.
Eli Wahby
He wasn't drinking grape soda.
Andy Vercella
That would kill you, bro. He was the most feared man that ever played in the NHL.
DJ Cruise
Geez.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I mean, he looks like a. Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Players are tough, man. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
This dude is a different level.
Eli Wahby
Oh, yeah.
Andy Vercella
And he was, like, massive, too, bro.
DJ Cruise
Anybody that's missing teeth like that, you don't with. You don't with cauliflower ears. And guys with, like, missing teeth like that, you don't with.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
How big was this guy?
Andy Vercella
Big. Big. Big. Six, four, I think. I. I think at least he was big. Six three. What? 240. That's big on skates. That's like six, eight.
Eli Wahby
Six, five, six, eight. Yeah, that. That's. How many inches on the skates?
Andy Vercella
I don't know. I'm just making up 6, 8.
Eli Wahby
It sounds beastly, though, you know, he was.
Andy Vercella
He was 7, 8.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
400.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
It was like Manute Bowl. Probably don't know who that is either.
Eli Wahby
You don't know either. So look them up.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That's crazy, though. But, yeah, let's. Let's go to the wnba, because we talked about Caitlin Clark a little bit and her enforcer.
Andy Vercella
Her enforcer, Sophie Cunningham.
DJ Cruise
Have you signed her yet?
Andy Vercella
You should sign her as an enforcer. We should sign her for the blues.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Blues got new unis, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, they do.
Andy Vercella
They're fucking pimp.
DJ Cruise
I don't see much difference. I. It was like, I'm not. And I love the blues, right? So I'm, you know, I'm not on them.
Andy Vercella
How many hockey games you've been to?
DJ Cruise
Two.
Andy Vercella
Keep going with the headline.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Did the WNBA finally kill its golden Goose. After a year and a half of public beatings in a league full of women who despise her, Caitlyn Clark may be finished. We've seen this, heard about this. Yeah. Let's dive into it. This is Gateway pundit. It looks like the wnba, the worst sports league in the history of mankind, has found. That's fucked up. Did they. They go hard on people sometimes, man. Who fucking gay.
Andy Vercella
They should, man.
DJ Cruise
They go.
Andy Vercella
They keep it real.
Eli Wahby
Where is this from? Where's this article?
DJ Cruise
This is St. Louis, man.
Eli Wahby
Everything you guys are reading from St. Louis.
Andy Vercella
No, no, no, no. This media outlet is from St. Louis.
DJ Cruise
Hoff.
Andy Vercella
They're savages. It's great.
Eli Wahby
They're your people. Yes, that's it. Those are your people for sure. And he's funding their. For sure.
Andy Vercella
Hey, no, I'm not. I'm not. I wish. Maybe I should, though.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, that should be a good investment for.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
But. Yeah, the. They have finally killed its golden goose. Caitlin Clark. Former Iowa basketball player Caton Clark is the all time greatest scorer in NCAA basketball. Along the way, she also broke most of the NCAA assist records. Iowa's Caitlyn Clark broke every record imaginable in women's and men's basketball in the 2023, 24 season. She was the D1 scoring leader. She was the only D1 player with 3,500 points, thousand assists, 850 rebounds in a career. Most points in a single season. Most three pointers in a single season. I mean, she's badass, right? You compare her to other. To the other. 9718 D1 College hoop players this season. This is where she ranks at. It's hard. If it's hard to see, she's that little green dot.
Eli Wahby
Why do people. Why are people on her?
DJ Cruise
Because she's good.
Eli Wahby
That's it.
DJ Cruise
That's literally. I mean, bro, she's been getting anything, right? She's been getting her ass like. She's been getting her ass beat over what?
Eli Wahby
Just being a good basketball player?
Andy Vercella
No, being white. And that's real. Nobody wants to say it.
Eli Wahby
True.
Andy Vercella
Nobody wants to say it. I'll say it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
She's getting her ass beat by a bunch of black girls because she's white and she's better than them and that's a fact.
Eli Wahby
There's nothing else that she said or did.
Andy Vercella
She doesn't say anything.
DJ Cruise
Say anything, bro. She just balls her ass out.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. And they don't like it. So it is what it is.
Eli Wahby
So what are they saying about her on her?
Andy Vercella
They're not. Dude, she's getting her ass beaten against the game.
Eli Wahby
Like, she's losing.
Andy Vercella
No. Yes.
Eli Wahby
Oh.
DJ Cruise
Oh, like, bro, like, thrown to the ground, like, completely flagrant. Files, like, left. It's everything.
Eli Wahby
She's just quiet. She doesn't, like, fight back or anything.
Andy Vercella
She just scores a ton of points and whoops ass that way. But, like, dude, it's. Listen, it's. It's. It's very blatant and very obvious and nobody says it, and it is what it is. And you know, whatever, man. I mean, she's the best thing that's happened to the league in fucking forever. She's the only reason people are watching the fucking league and people hate it. And it's. It's. It's not because people aren't watching her, like, thinking, like, oh, I'm gonna watch her because she's a white girl. That is not why the fuck they're watching. They're watching because when she shoots the ball, it goes in the hoop, unlike everybody else. Like, fuck, dude, that's the truth.
Eli Wahby
Common sense.
Andy Vercella
Yes.
DJ Cruise
No, she's a baller, bro.
Eli Wahby
You guys both watch her play.
Andy Vercella
I. Dude, yeah, she's amazing.
DJ Cruise
I've seen a few of her games. Yeah, she's. She's like a. She's the female version of Steph Curry, bro. Like, yeah, like, she's good.
Eli Wahby
She's not like Duncan, and she just has a crazy shot.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, she's just good, bro. Look, look, dude, here's the thing about women. Here's the thing about women's basketball. When women are good at basketball, they're. They're technically usually better than men because they can't dunk and they can't do these. These crazy things that, like, athletically. That men can do. So they're fundamentals. They're free throws. Their. Their fucking three point, their. Their dribbles. Everything is much cleaner and better. Yeah, and she just embodies that part of the game. Jackie Styles was like that too, but, like, they're just technically better. And it's fun to watch them because they're so fucking good. And because, you know, unfortunately, you know, white. Only black people or only white people can be racist. Shit. She's taken a ton of abuse. Like, that's not right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, and I think that's. I mean, that's what this, this article is kind of alluding to is that, like.
Andy Vercella
Well, the problem is that people keep alluding to it instead of just saying.
DJ Cruise
For what it is alluding to the fact of, like, that has taken a Toll on her.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Fucking not playing Brittney Griner. Who, who, who fucking might be a dude. Yeah. Straight up in a game was videoed saying like, white. Like, like that. And it's like, dude, if you, like, if Caitlin Clark had said that they'd kick her out of the league, she'd be canceled forever. And dude, it's just, it's a. It's a. It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
DJ Cruise
It's a bad double standard. Yeah, terrible. But yeah, I mean, I think. And like, I mean, this would be a good conversation just about like, I mean, you played sports growing up at all?
Eli Wahby
I played basketball a lot.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, okay. Basketball. I know you've played sports. I played sports. And the mental part of the game is real. You know what I'm saying? And so, like, has it taken a toll on Caitlin Clark? Because, like, in the last, like, four games, her, her stats have like completely dropped. Completely.
Andy Vercella
That's four games. Yeah, but like, talking about.
DJ Cruise
You look at the games prior to that, it's like, I mean, like, bro, there's a, there's an obvious difference here. Like, her, her fucking.
Andy Vercella
Could be that they're learning how to defend her a little. Little bit.
Eli Wahby
How are her. How are the teammates treating her on her team?
Andy Vercella
Good. Now they're finally standing. No, no, for, for. For the last year and most of this year she kind of just got her ass beat and nobody said or did now, now her team's starting to like, rally around her because they're realizing that like, what's happening. So, yes, she is getting protection a little bit. It's not, it's just. That's a recent thing.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, Like, I think her three point completion is like 4% right now.
Andy Vercella
Wow.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, she's off injury, you know, Like, I don't know, I just. I mean, what's the mental. What's the mental play? I mean, because I mean, like I said this last. I'm like, dude, like, at some point, like, you would get tired of that, man. And like, if nobody's stepping up for you, the refs aren't protecting you and.
Andy Vercella
You'Re not making a whole lot of money. You're like, what the is am I doing here?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, what's the point? The point. What's the point?
Andy Vercella
Listen, nobody wants to be where they're not wanted. And yeah, that goes for anybody doing anything. Like, if you show up somewhere where everybody hates you every day, eventually you're going to be like, bro, why am I doing this? What am I doing this for? And it's it's not a justified hate. It's not like she's a, she's a character that thrives on hate. Like there's certain characters in sports that kind of thrive on the, on the talk, right? Like, like Jake Paul, okay? Jake Paul thrives on the shit talk. Fucking, you know, Odell Beckham, he, he'd be a star. People, they don't care. There's some people that really like that shit. They're kind of like in the fucking.
Eli Wahby
Logan, Jake, all that. They do almost, they, they almost do.
Andy Vercella
Better off of it, dude. A lot of people do, but a lot of people don't as well. And it's sad because she does lift the whole league. And if we were really trying, because WNBA is the most woke league ever, if we were really trying to solve the problem of racism, then we would have an example of welcoming people of other races in our league and celebrating the diversity, right? All they talk about is diversity. Well, what is, what does diversity mean in wnba? Not that diverse. Hold on. Does diversity apply to the, to the NBA? Do, do we see a bunch of white dudes picketing, saying diversity? Do we see it?
Eli Wahby
They laugh at that.
Andy Vercella
It's a joke.
Eli Wahby
That's a joke.
Andy Vercella
White people would laugh at it because they'd be like, well, I'm not good enough to be in the league. Yeah, but you don't see it in WNBA either. But now after all the, the anti racism and all the, the things that they've, they've said they stood for, they've got a white girl who happens to be the best player in the league, but they don't want her in the league and they reject her. So what does that say about your claims for diversity and, and, and anti racism and all these things? It says you're all full of shit. That's what it says.
DJ Cruise
Dude, I think she should leave, man. Leave.
Andy Vercella
No, I don't think she should. I don't think she should.
DJ Cruise
I'm saying just to prove a point.
Andy Vercella
No, you're not proving anything.
DJ Cruise
Watch or leave. Watch ratings go down. Watch the ticket sales go back down.
Andy Vercella
What?
DJ Cruise
You know I'm saying like, all right, cool.
Andy Vercella
Now I think she should continue to do exactly what she's doing.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, you guys gotta get on first one.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, look, dude, I, I, I don't. Listen, if we're going to talk about, if you want to be fucking racist, just say you're racist. At least I'll respect that. I'd be like, all right, well they fucking hate white people. You know, like but don't fly this flag of, like, anti racism or, you know, diversity, because diversity and inclusion doesn't mean all black people. It means diversity. And that league promotes that message more than any other fucking organization, yet they are the least tolerant of it.
DJ Cruise
So physically.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. And look, dude, I think it's a very bad example for society. You know, if we want society to get along, then we should get along. You know, if we want. If we want to not have racism, then we shouldn't act racist. And acting racist is not just exclusive to one race onto another race. It's back and forth. If you judge somebody by the color of their skin and where they come from, that's racism, okay? And that's. That's not a good thing for the world. It's not a good thing for society. And if you claim that you're trying to stop that, then why are you so intolerant of someone coming in that is a different race and doing well? It's very hypocritical.
Eli Wahby
Right.
DJ Cruise
I mean, it also blows up just this whole feminist argument, too. Like, I mean, all women support each other. You know, it's supposed to be.
Andy Vercella
Women don't support each other. That's a lie.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Women are the most aggressive, mean creatures to each other in the face of the earth.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know, like, I always.
Eli Wahby
I always laugh about that because it's always like the girls that are like, oh, my God, Queen under every photo the next day, and they're like that, yeah, yeah, dude. And I'm like, what? Like, yeah, talking about. You're just talking to me. And they're like, the first one under the comments all the time.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yes.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Yes.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Yeah, dude, you know, the ones that write that. The ones that write that are the biggest haters.
Eli Wahby
Bro.
Andy Vercella
Bro. Women, dude.
DJ Cruise
Let a dude dress up as a chick. They're gonna support that, though.
Andy Vercella
Oh, yeah, for sure. Let's get LeBron James with a skirt. Let's put him in a league. And you will be clapping for form. And, you know, like, bro, the world's up. And, you know, women are mean to each other. They're not nice to each other. At least men like to be straight up. Yeah.
Eli Wahby
Like, you suck.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. And then afterward. Then afterwards, you're, like, getting a beer with the dude. Like, it. We're cool.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know, women hate other women, dude. Especially when other women are better than them at something.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know. Oh, she's not. She only got that because of this. Or she did that because. Look at that hoe while they're being a hoe too, you know. I'm a bigger hoe than you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right.
Andy Vercella
I do that better. You know, it's like, damn, girls, calm down.
DJ Cruise
Can we all just get along, bro?
Andy Vercella
No, they can't.
DJ Cruise
They can't.
Andy Vercella
They can't.
Eli Wahby
And they go, yeah, I'm. I don't. I'm just. I'm friends with more males that I just get along with more males.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like getting in the. Hit in the face with like a 24 pack of hot dogs. You know what I'm saying?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I don't really get along with girls. I just hate. I just. All I have is friends are guys.
Andy Vercella
All I. Yeah, yeah. You know what that means?
Eli Wahby
I don't really, like, get along with it.
Andy Vercella
All right, Bonnie Blue.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. Should Caitlyn stay or should she go?
Andy Vercella
No, she should stay and keep being great and. And do what she's got to do. And you know what? There I will say. I'm gonna say this too. There's a lot of black women in the league that are pissed off about what's happening to Caitlin Clark. And those women should come up and say, hey, this is bullshit. Yeah, that's what needs to happen.
Eli Wahby
Everyone's too scared to talk, though.
Andy Vercella
Well, they're scared because they don't get yelled at. Like, he gets yelled at. He gets fucking more shit from the. Not really anymore, though. But when George Floyd was going on, we did.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, they were giving him shit.
Andy Vercella
Oh, Uncle Tom, tap dancer, all this shit.
DJ Cruise
All of it.
Andy Vercella
Like. And, dude, there's so many. There's so many black women in the league that fucking hate what's happening to Caitlin Clark as they're not saying anything because they don't want to be on the same. They don't want to be on the receiving end of the abuse that she takes.
DJ Cruise
They gonna get it too.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, and it's. Dude, it's up. Like, bro, these people are bullying her. Why don't. There's more good people in that league than there are bad people? Stand the up and tell these people to off.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments, man. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, our final segment of the show got thumbs up or dumb as. So we bring a headline in, we talk about it, and we vote on it, and we give it one of two options. So, Eli, we. We have a thing here. We like bears. You like bears.
Eli Wahby
I like bears.
DJ Cruise
You like bears.
Eli Wahby
Never been attacked by one. Seen them out there while I run.
DJ Cruise
You seen a lot of bears?
Eli Wahby
Everyone, I think, at one race. I don't know if I was hallucinating or not, but, I mean, are you more scared?
DJ Cruise
Would you be more scared of black bears or brown bears or.
Eli Wahby
I'm not scared of any polar bears.
DJ Cruise
Where do you feel more safer?
Eli Wahby
Polar bear will kind of like, you know, fuck me up.
DJ Cruise
Oh, so you feel more unsafe around the polar bears than you do the black.
Eli Wahby
I feel pretty safe with all of you them, though. But, you know, if you got to choose one, you know, it's got to be the polar bear.
DJ Cruise
Yep. At the 18.
Eli Wahby
We lost Andy. We lost Andy on that one. We lost Andy on that one. He was. He was trying to get a grape first.
Andy Vercella
I was ordering some grape.
DJ Cruise
I said, what do you feel more unsafe around, polar bears or brown bears?
Eli Wahby
I said, polar bears, definitely.
Andy Vercella
That's the black bears. The ones get me.
DJ Cruise
But we like. We like bears here. So that's what. That's what our thumbs up is about today. Our thumbs up.
Andy Vercella
I think the polar bears literally are the danger.
DJ Cruise
No, they are.
Eli Wahby
That's why I said that. I wasn't. That's all I meant by what I think.
Andy Vercella
I think they're the most dangerous.
DJ Cruise
No, they are. Yeah.
Eli Wahby
I don't know where your guys's head was at, but I was just thinking, like, if I was, like, really cold.
Andy Vercella
I was just saying.
Eli Wahby
You know.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, I don't know where my head was either.
Eli Wahby
You were ordering grape soda.
Andy Vercella
It was a gut reaction, but they.
DJ Cruise
Always get the black on the cameras and stealing the vending machines.
Andy Vercella
Oh, you're saying it's. It's. It's unfair.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I'm. I'm just. It's optics is what it is. Because, like, those.
Andy Vercella
Those white polar bears, bro, they be doing some.
DJ Cruise
They'd be doing some, man.
Andy Vercella
All right? But they're not seasoning their seals. You know what I'm saying? They're eating all those seals with no seasoning on it, bro.
DJ Cruise
I'm just saying, bro.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Just saying. How did the polar bear get the Coca Cola deal? That's what I want to know. That's what I want to know.
Andy Vercella
That's fair.
DJ Cruise
I'm curious.
Andy Vercella
Why didn't the fucking black bear get it?
DJ Cruise
I'm just. I'm curious.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. Or the grizzly bear.
DJ Cruise
Or the grizzly bear, bro.
Andy Vercella
Makes sense.
DJ Cruise
I'm just. Listen.
Andy Vercella
I never thought about that.
DJ Cruise
It's an observation.
Andy Vercella
That's white privilege, because I never even had to Think about it like that. About it. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Just saying. Just saying.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. And the, the polar bears get away with all their crimes.
DJ Cruise
All of it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Look how sweet and innocent.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. They. They assassinate those brown ones whenever they do bad tranquilizer. Yeah. And they say, oh, we're endangered.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Eli Wahby
All right.
Andy Vercella
Thumbs up, special treatment.
Eli Wahby
Was this the question for thumbs up or does. Are we going into something?
Andy Vercella
Oh, D.J. is just trying to make everything racist.
Eli Wahby
I'm like, actually, I actually think the polar bears. I don't know where your head's at, but let's get to this. Thumbs up or dumb as.
DJ Cruise
I get it. I get it. Yeah. A thumbs up or dumb as headline reads, an Alaskan brown bear has a new shiny smile after getting a huge metal crown for a canine tooth.
Andy Vercella
He got a grill.
DJ Cruise
The brown bear got a grill.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, I mean, that might be a thumbs up, man. I don't know.
Andy Vercella
He's doing it for the culture.
DJ Cruise
Oh, I got a video.
Eli Wahby
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
The Alaskan brown bear at the Lake Superior Zoo in northeastern Minnesota has a gleaming new silver colored canine tooth and a first of its kind procedure for a bear. The 800 pound tundra was put under sedation Monday and fitted with a new crown, the largest dental crown ever created according to the zoo. He's got a little glint in his smile now. Zoo marketing manager Caroline Routley said Wednesday. It was an hour long procedure done by Dr. Grace Brown, a board certified veterinarian dentist who performed a root canal on the same tooth two years ago. When Tundra re injured the tooth, the decision was made to give him a new stronger crown. The titanium alloy crown made by Creature crowns of Post Falls, Idaho was created for Tundra from a wax cast of his tooth. It's the largest crown in the world. Let's check this clip out.
Andy Vercella
Holy. That's just his head.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, that's what I look like at ultras when I'm trying to get warm. They put the foil.
Andy Vercella
They put one of those foils on you?
Eli Wahby
Yeah, yeah. I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Andy Vercella
Is that thing actually you just put it on?
Eli Wahby
You have to take it out of your bag yourself and put it on you.
Andy Vercella
Does it work?
Eli Wahby
Yeah. Be freezing as fuck and those things keep you warm.
Andy Vercella
It'll be like, holy shit, look at that.
Eli Wahby
Shit's lit, bro. Thumbs up.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it does look pretty good.
DJ Cruise
If he wakes up, they are fucked.
Andy Vercella
Look at that guy.
Eli Wahby
Mm.
Andy Vercella
Bro, it's crazy. Bears look so cuddly and so. Yeah, just fucking kill you.
Eli Wahby
Kill you.
DJ Cruise
Especially this one.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, well, he's he must be from St. Louis.
Eli Wahby
This one's special. Yeah.
Andy Vercella
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Let me see your grill. I want to see my. What? Yeah, I mean.
Andy Vercella
Why do they do that? Why?
Eli Wahby
They put the foil on them, I.
DJ Cruise
Guess keep them warm.
Andy Vercella
But why did they give him. The.
Eli Wahby
The guys give him more.
Andy Vercella
Why do they give him that?
Eli Wahby
Yes. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
The tooth.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Because he injured it. He injured it.
Eli Wahby
I knew they just gave, so they just. We're gonna have to replace it anyway, so put the silver one in.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, just give him.
Andy Vercella
I mean, it looks badass.
Eli Wahby
Yeah. It doesn't really dope. They should add some, like, diamond studs and kind of some new shit.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, Blend it out.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
All he's missing is a great smash Farm energy.
Andy Vercella
There's something wrong with you. Yeah, man, I think it looks good. I'm giving thumbs up.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, no, it does look good. Yeah, it does look good. Yeah, look at that.
Andy Vercella
Look at that guy.
DJ Cruise
That's him.
Eli Wahby
You can't see the silver tooth there, though.
DJ Cruise
I think that was before, huh?
Andy Vercella
Before and after is crazy, bro. How do you not look at a bear and want to, like, snug them? Yeah, man. Too bad they kill you.
DJ Cruise
The cubs look weird to me.
Andy Vercella
You ever seen those guys in Russia? They have like.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, they wrestle them. I think they've known them like they've raised them.
Andy Vercella
That'd be cool.
Eli Wahby
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like maybe one out of like five times they get killed and like. Yeah, yeah, that's right, dude. Therefore, they get good videos out of it.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, it's good for tick tock. Yeah, yeah, bro. I follow this one dude in Russia that's got a pet bear and he feeds him like, out of a cereal bowl.
Eli Wahby
Yeah.
Andy Vercella
Talks to him.
Eli Wahby
The Russian dudes, right? Yeah, yeah.
Andy Vercella
And the bear sits on his lap. Like, he'll come and sit on his lap and he'll feed him like a baby.
Eli Wahby
Full grown bear, right?
Andy Vercella
Yes, massive bear.
Eli Wahby
Polar, though.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. No, no, not polar.
DJ Cruise
No comment.
Andy Vercella
What?
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy Vercella
What are you saying? Something about them keeping the brown bear in captivity?
DJ Cruise
No, no, no. Just saying, bro.
Andy Vercella
Feeding them cereal, man.
DJ Cruise
So thumbs up for this.
Andy Vercella
What do you think he's feeding?
Eli Wahby
We got a double thumbs up over here.
Andy Vercella
What about cereal? Huh? What kind of cereal is he getting?
DJ Cruise
I don't know. I've always liked Froot Loops.
Andy Vercella
Fruit Loops are good.
DJ Cruise
Those are my favorite ones.
Andy Vercella
You know, they said those are the worst. That's the worst cereal for you.
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, to be fair, though, I never. We never did the actual Fruit Loop.
Andy Vercella
You did the fruit hoops, fruit circles, fruity hoops, fruit circles, fruit circles, fruit circles, it's the same thing. Maybe you buy the Fruit Loops now. Don't judge you.
DJ Cruise
I do.
Andy Vercella
Yeah. It's a flex. Now you open up the pantry, you got the Fruit Loops.
DJ Cruise
You're doing all name.
Andy Vercella
That's right, man.
DJ Cruise
That's it.
Andy Vercella
All right. Thumbs up for this guy.
DJ Cruise
Hell, yeah, man. Well, guys. Andy, Eli, that's all I have.
Andy Vercella
Yeah, me too.
Eli Wahby
Pay the fee and don't be the hoe. Or don't be a hoe. And. Or the hoe.
DJ Cruise
Both.
Eli Wahby
Don't share the damn show, guys.
Andy Vercella
Share the show or we'll let you do it. Say it. Don't. Don't be a hoe. You'd say it, don't be, give it. Give it from the loins.
Eli Wahby
Ladies and gentlemen. Don't be a hoe. Pay the damn fee. Share the show. You guys know the rules. Pay your dues.
Andy Vercella
It's pretty good.
Eli Wahby
You guys like that? You guys should use it.
Andy Vercella
But just say it like this. Say, don't be a hoe.
Eli Wahby
Don't be a hoe.
DJ Cruise
Share the show.
Andy Vercella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Whiff was sleeping on the flow now.
Andy Vercella
My jury box froze Fuck up bow Fuck a stove.
DJ Cruise
Counted millions in a cold bad bitch.
Andy Vercella
Booted swole Got her own bank row.
DJ Cruise
Can'T fold Dust a no head shot case Close.
Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode 899
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Release Date: June 27, 2025
The episode begins with a lighthearted exchange between Andy Vercella and DJ Cruise, setting an informal and humorous tone. Andy introduces the special guest, Eli Wehbe, who shares his Lebanese heritage and experiences transitioning from the nightlife and hospitality industry to becoming a top ultra-marathon runner.
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Eli recounts his tumultuous past in the nightclub scene, dealing with false accusations, substance abuse, and a subsequent path to sobriety. Inspired by figures like Rich Roll and David Goggins, Eli delved into ultramarathoning, gradually increasing his mileage and participating in increasingly challenging races.
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The conversation shifts to the pervasive influence of the internet and social media on personal well-being and societal values. The hosts critique the superficiality and competitive nature fostered by online platforms, arguing that genuine achievement and resilience are often undermined by constant comparisons and lack of authenticity.
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The trio delves into three main headlines, providing their takes and engaging in spirited debates.
Summary: Liver King, a controversial influencer known for his extreme lifestyle and public disputes, was arrested for making threats against podcaster Joe Rogan. Despite posting troubling and erratic content online, Liver King secured his release on a $20,000 bond and immediately resumed his provocative online presence.
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Summary: Mayor Eric Adams of New York City announces his re-election campaign amid challenges from Zorhan Mom Donnie, a self-proclaimed Democratic socialist who unexpectedly won the Democratic primary. The discussion touches on Adams' shift to running as an independent due to low approval ratings and past corruption charges.
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Summary: Caitlin Clark, a standout player in the WNBA, faces intense backlash and criticism despite her exceptional performance. The hosts discuss the racial dynamics and potential sexism influencing the negative attention she receives.
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The hosts engage with listener comments, often in a humorous and irreverent manner. Highlights include discussions about favorite energy drink flavors, humorous skits mimicking audience interactions, and playful banter about personal achievements and antics.
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In this segment, the hosts review and react to unusual headlines submitted by listeners, rating them as either "Thumbs Up" or "Dumb as."
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The episode concludes with the hosts reiterating their main message: encourage listeners to share the show and maintain authenticity in their lives. They reinforce the slogan "Don't be a hoe," emphasizing personal responsibility and support for the show's community.
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Conclusion: Episode 899 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a blend of personal anecdotes, intense discussions on current events, and interactive segments that engage listeners in a candid and often provocative manner. The hosts and guest Eli Wehbe provide sharp insights into the challenges of modern society, the influence of internet culture, and the personal journeys that shape resilience and achievement.