On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Shane Gillis' savage ESPYs monologue that took aim at Caitlin Clark, Aaron Rodgers, Trump and everyone else, the Senate Passing the Trump-Backed rescission plan to defund PBS, NPR and Slash Bloated Foreign...
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Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold, bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold just a no head shot Case closed.
Andy Purcella
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcella, and this is the show for the Realest. Say goodbye to the lies of fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Indian DJ Cruise.
DJ Cruise
Internet.
Andy Purcella
That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. We're going to put. What are you doing?
DJ Cruise
Content, bro. I got it.
Andy Purcella
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Branding.
Andy Purcella
Okay. We gotta push it out there anyway. Let's just get into it, all right? Don't be a hoe.
DJ Cruise
Share the show.
Andy Purcella
All right. What were you doing there?
DJ Cruise
For real?
Andy Purcella
You taking pictures? Like paparazzi and me?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude. X loves it.
Andy Purcella
What do you mean?
DJ Cruise
So I've been. This is my second one.
Andy Purcella
You've been paparazzi? Me and the ex loves it. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Next loves it. Yeah. I post on X. What happened?
Andy Purcella
You're lying.
DJ Cruise
No, I'm so serious. I post. I post, like, every time. Right before we do the show, I post it on X. It goes crazy.
Andy Purcella
What do they say?
DJ Cruise
Does numbers. They. They like it. A couple of N words here and there. Yeah, but that's. That's just X. Yeah, it's been great.
Andy Purcella
You got Paul complimenting me on my white shirt.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah, dude. Paul. Paul follows me on Twitter. Yeah, he's on there.
Andy Purcella
Paul.
DJ Cruise
I. I had to make sure he.
Andy Purcella
Paul's getting famous, bro.
DJ Cruise
You have to prove it.
Andy Purcella
But Paul's getting famous, bro. I post that car reel last night from Richard.
DJ Cruise
So sick.
Andy Purcella
And, yeah, Richard's good, dude.
DJ Cruise
So sick.
Andy Purcella
And there was a couple comments in there being like, paul's gonna be so mad.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. This. I put the last one. I put 8.9 thousand. I'm only a weekend to Twitter. It's pretty good.
Andy Purcella
Really?
DJ Cruise
Like, it's rolling, bro. So they listen. People want us on Twitter, man. Well, then Paul commented, actually said, dj, you are correct. X is the place to be. Let's start posting the show on here.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
People want it on X.
Andy Purcella
Let's do it.
DJ Cruise
You know?
Andy Purcella
I'm saying, yeah, let's do it. I'm down. I fucking said let's do it two years ago. Where the fuck is it? Holy shit.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. No, I'm down, man. Let's do it.
Andy Purcella
One of you guys got to show me how to use X. I don't.
DJ Cruise
Know how to use it. It's not. It's actually not that bad. Not that hard. It's cool. You like it.
Andy Purcella
And you know what I need? Not more technology. For real.
DJ Cruise
That's. That's a fact, bro.
Andy Purcella
Life was so much better before it. I feel bad for people that didn't live before technology. Like, y' all don't even understand how good it was. Like, dude, you could sit at home, the. The. The. You could hear the. The animals and the crickets and the wind blow and, like, relax, and nobody's blowing you up, and you're not thinking about fucking anything else, bro.
DJ Cruise
The animals and shit.
Andy Purcella
Not like, no, they do, but you just don't notice it because people are just, like, all up in your shit all the time.
DJ Cruise
That's conspiracy time. That's why the fucking notification sounds are like bird chirps and shit because they don't want you to hear the real ones.
Andy Purcella
Is that why yours is a fire alarm chirp?
DJ Cruise
You know, the other day, Andy, I gave you a movie recommendation. Did you follow?
Andy Purcella
Booby recommendation movie. Like, big one, big boobies, big movie recommendation. Did. Oh, yeah, bro. I forgot what it was called.
DJ Cruise
God damn it.
Andy Purcella
I was trying. I tried to watch it, but then I couldn't remember what it was called.
DJ Cruise
Kingdom of Heaven.
Andy Purcella
Kingdom of Heaven, bro.
DJ Cruise
I'm telling you right now.
Andy Purcella
Check it out.
DJ Cruise
It is.
Andy Purcella
I really did look for it. I just couldn't find it.
DJ Cruise
No, it's so great. It's so great. You should have just texted me, like, hey, what was that. What was that? Movie recommendation?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, well, I didn't want to bother you.
DJ Cruise
No, it's fine. You know, it's all good. No big deal, bro.
Andy Purcella
Really? Real talk, dude.
DJ Cruise
Like, talk to me.
Andy Purcella
Technology needs to go away. It really does.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro. You know what I miss? I miss, like, you know the only way you knew your friends were home is when you saw bikes outside.
Andy Purcella
Did you. You didn't grow up in that era.
DJ Cruise
I did. No, I did. Because, see, here's the thing.
Andy Purcella
You didn't.
DJ Cruise
You didn't have it because it didn't exist. I didn't have it because I was poor. So it was like, same, same. You know? I'm saying, like. Like, this technology didn't.
Andy Purcella
If they saw all the bikes in the front yard of your neighborhood, that's just the dude who stole them all.
DJ Cruise
Hey, that's my bike.
Andy Purcella
It's our bike now.
DJ Cruise
No, man, it was good times, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I was. I was in that. I was in that demographic, bro, street lights came on. That's when you knew it was time to go home, you know?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, the good old days.
DJ Cruise
Crackheads woke you up in the morning because they were screaming outside.
Andy Purcella
I think we're gonna get back there one day.
DJ Cruise
I hope so.
Andy Purcella
I think we are. I'm down. It's the only logical place that is going to lead. It's. It's where everything's leading to right now. We live in this era where there's AI and fake news and we don't know what the is real or fake. You know, people are making up quotes like, you know, all these little quotes you see that look like they could be from a news agency. Half of them are fake and eventually everything's going to become so fake that nobody can tell the difference and they're going to unplug from just completely. Yeah, and that's like the downfall of over saturating technology. Like these people we were not prepared for.
DJ Cruise
Humans were not prepared.
Andy Purcella
They're not supposed to live that way. Dude. This is why depression's at an all time high. This is why people think they're up. You know, it's lifestyle bro. It's not. You're not supposed to do that. Like you're supposed to be out touching grass. Yes. Doing, you know, even corporate atmosphere of work is not natural for human beings. Like the. We're supposed to build, create, be physical, do things, build things like that doesn't exist man. And it does for, it does for a lot of people, but for a lot of people it doesn't. And technology is becoming a bigger and bigger and bigger part of our lives. And like, dude, I can't see it continuing to just take everything. I mean, yeah, it will from, for some people. Some people will, you know, it'll be like the Matrix, bro. They'll be plugged in, they'll be in their basement, they'll have their goggles on, they'll be fat as you know and they'll live in that like disgusting environment that we like kind of make fun of, you know. And the rest of the people I think will go back to reality. I mean you see people craving it. Dude, people are moving to rural areas. They're craving human interaction. They're, you know, the problem is the human species is destructive. So what will happen is, is they'll go out to fucking these rural towns just like California people come to Texas and vote for California shit. You know, they'll go to these rural towns and say oh we need to have fuck a strip mall. You know what I mean? Like, oh, we live in Yellowstone. We can make a strip mall here. We could do this here. And then they just ruin the shit, you know, so.
DJ Cruise
Because they crave the shit that they trying to get away from.
Andy Purcella
I don't. I just think they're greedy.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, no shit.
DJ Cruise
Oh, that's deep.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That's actually very creepy. I never thought about it like that.
Andy Purcella
Yep.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Well, technology, I mean, is definitely fucking some shit up. It's fucking some relationships up here lately, apparently. Oh, yeah. Did you see this couple caught on Kiss cam at Coldplay concert? Oh, buddy, this bad? This is bad. Ok. And like, out of all places, like, you know, you think it'd be cool, but apparently not, man. This is viral. Going viral right now. A Coldplay concert. You like Coldplay?
Andy Purcella
I actually do like Coldplay.
DJ Cruise
I like Coldplay.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Like, I don't.
DJ Cruise
The phrase coldplay. I love that genre.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, but Coldplay is different, dude. You know, it's easy to make fun of.
DJ Cruise
To make fun of Coldplay.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it's easy. Like, there's a lot of people that make fun of Coldplay, but, like, dude, the. The music is. It's good.
DJ Cruise
Who makes fun of Coldplay, bro? I mean, people really make fun. I mean, Nickelback, I can understand.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Lies about Nickelback too, bro. Everybody that says they don't like Nickelback, still singing the word, I like Nickelback.
DJ Cruise
I've never. I've always been a public supporter. Well, you know, there's a lot of clothes.
Andy Purcella
I'm not sure they want that, but, you know. Yeah, but, you know, everybody sings the words of Coldplay.
DJ Cruise
It's great. Yeah, it's great.
Andy Purcella
No, I like. I like. I'm sorry. To Nickelback. I like Coldplay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude, I love Coldplay. Like, they're really good.
Andy Purcella
The problem I have with it is it kind of gets me into my feels a little bit. I don't like that, bro.
DJ Cruise
Oh, what is this inside?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I don't like that, bro. I think. I think we're. All of us are way too much into our feelings. Like, bro, like, your feelings ain't all, and the end all be all to your whole life, man. You know what I'm saying? And, like, I get so tired of dealing with people's fucking feelings that sometimes I'm like, I wish I didn't have any, you know?
DJ Cruise
So, like, yeah, you want some Avril Lavigne. I feel you on that.
Andy Purcella
I just want everybody shut the fuck up.
DJ Cruise
But yeah, man, this. This video is going crazy. Crazy right now on the Interwebs, a Coldplay concert took an awkward turn on Wednesday night after a horrified couple scrambled to dodge the stadium's kiss cam as frontman Chris Martin theorized the cuddly couple might be having an affair. Let's check this clip out. Bro, this is so bad. It's so bad. Let's check this out.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. Oh, look at these two. Oh, come on. You're okay.
DJ Cruise
Oh, bro.
Andy Purcella
Oh, man.
DJ Cruise
Oh, bro.
Andy Purcella
He calls it out, man.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man, that's so bad. On the Jumbotron.
Andy Purcella
Oh, man.
DJ Cruise
Now, apparently this dude, he's. You know, they've been trying to, like, talk about online. There's been memes going crazy. This. This leo, Leo meme on the cameraman.
Unknown
The preface that we have to give so that people understand that that dude is a CEO of a company named Astronomer. And that lady that she was with, she's the head of hr and they are both married separately, so they're immune to repercussions.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. It's so crazy, but I'm just like, fuck, man, technology can be bad. You can also ask Conor McGregor. He's in the news right now.
Andy Purcella
What'd he do?
DJ Cruise
Oh, buddy, Conor McGregor, you know, five time world champion, right? He's also running for the president of Ireland right now for the presidency. Azalea Bank. She's a rapper. She tweeted this out. How you gonna send a some crooked dick pics then threaten her not to tell at the Notorious mma? Do you know who the I am? This is Haram. Connor sent dick pics, okay? And one of them, he tied a weight around his penis and it was still holding it up. I think it was probably like a. Like. I mean, I don't know. What is that? They use kilograms over there, so I'm not sure.
Andy Purcella
Is this real?
DJ Cruise
Bro, this is so real.
Andy Purcella
When did this happen?
DJ Cruise
I mean, a couple of days ago, man, on his birthday.
Andy Purcella
Who's this girl he's sending fucking.
DJ Cruise
She's some rap, she's some rapper.
Andy Purcella
Assuming, right, he sent her those pictures.
DJ Cruise
Now, apparently, she also said that they have apparently been doing some unsolicited. Unsolicited news back and forth since, like, 2016.
Andy Purcella
Okay?
DJ Cruise
I mean, this is like. A lot of people are actually calling her out for, like, revenge porn is what.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, you go to jail for that.
DJ Cruise
Go to jail for that.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
But, you know, here's. Here's the thing. In good old Conor fashion, he doubles down on it.
Andy Purcella
What is. This is haram.
Unknown
So Haram in Islam is anything that's not according to the religion. So eating pork is haram. So anything you're not supposed to do according to your religion is haram.
Andy Purcella
So, like a sin?
Unknown
Yeah, it's a sin.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Purcella
So why does she post these?
DJ Cruise
No, we don't know. You have no idea. But here's the thing.
Andy Purcella
Connor, I mean, it ain't like he's gonna hurt his rep. That's what I'm saying.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he's all right. He's doing all right for life.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. I mean, for five. Two, bro. Above average. Yeah. He's. He's got a 5.1pp.
DJ Cruise
You know what Madot told me?
Andy Purcella
What?
DJ Cruise
You know what that told me was like, bro? You know, I saw that. I'm all right. You know what I'm saying? I'm all right, you know? And he doubled down on it, bro. He's been reposting some crazy. Suck these big Irish balls. He reposted that. His is massive. Kind of reposted that somebody else said. Or Connor also tweeted this out saying, don't let them distract you with my gc, which I'm assuming means giant, while they rob our country blind.
Andy Purcella
He's making it fucking political.
DJ Cruise
Then he posted this.
Andy Purcella
Dude, come on.
DJ Cruise
Somebody said, we need a president with a giant voting for number. Voting number one for King Connor. To which Conor reposted that saying. Here, here, you know, this is where.
Andy Purcella
Society is like, no one gives a fuck anymore. No one gives a fuck.
DJ Cruise
It could be worse.
Andy Purcella
I mean, it could be worse. Well, you know, no one like, you.
DJ Cruise
Know, he broke his leg. Apparently, he's got a third one. So.
Andy Purcella
I'm just saying. Here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. They blackmail everybody for their. Anyway, yeah, I own it. Look, this is what happens when you own it. People put you on the top of a giant.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. So, I mean, you know, speaking of technology. It is what it is.
Andy Purcella
What's up with the weights around his.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you know, I don't know.
Andy Purcella
That a new thing.
DJ Cruise
That's a. You know, that's another exercise. I've never. I haven't seen that exercise.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, man. The Internet's savage, bro.
DJ Cruise
Completely owning it. Yeah, Completely owning it. He's just been reposting all this shit.
Andy Purcella
All the people who are saying he's got a big dick. He's posting.
DJ Cruise
He's just reposting it. Yeah, that's great. It's great. Yeah. So, you know, that's the Internet for today, guys. That's Connor's dick. And Coldplay. So I don't know man, but we got some shit to cruise. So as always, guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy forella.com you guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, let's get into our first set of headlines. Shane Gillis. Dude's awesome. He's probably one of my favorite comedians right now. He headline reads. Shane Gillis's savage ESPY monologue took aim at Caitlin Clark, Aaron Rodgers, Trump and everyone else. This was great. So comedian Shane Gillis spared no one in his EPC EPSP Awards opening monologue on Wednesday night, roasting everyone from Caitlin Clark to Aaron Rodgers to President Donald Trump to Met star Juan Soto and everyone in between. In the same vein as McDonald, Gillis kicked off his own hosting duties with a biting monologue. Gillis's joke spanned across a wide variety of topics and at times made the usually buttoned up crowd uncomfortable, even drawing jeers from the balcony at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. He I got three of my personal favorite. I think these are like his top jokes. Let's check these out.
Shane Gillis
When Caitlin Clark retires from the wnba, she's going to work at a Waffle House so she can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting black women.
Andy Purcella
That's funny, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's pretty good. Here's another one.
Shane Gillis
Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The last time he staged a fight in DC, Mike Pence almost died. All right, you don't have to do that. It was fine. I didn't write it. Actually. There was supposed to be an Epstein joke here, but as it got deleted. Must have probably deleted itself, right? Probably never existed. Actually. Let's move on as a country and ignore that.
DJ Cruise
The New York third and Final is probably my favorite. All time favorite. Number three. Here, check this out.
Shane Gillis
Pitcher, hitter and bookie. A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime.
Andy Purcella
Is that her?
Shane Gillis
They read the Very Horny Caterpillar, the Little Engine that Could But Needed a Pill first, and of course the classic Good Night boobs. Also, I'm not trashing Bill Belichick. First off, he's 73 years old. He's dating a hot 24 year old and people are criticizing him. What happened in this country? We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. Yeah, he's dating a hot 24 year old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn't be sitting next To a fat, ugly dog wife. They let me do it.
DJ Cruise
Dog wife.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, we should have taken that out. Doubts going into that. That didn't work all week.
DJ Cruise
Listen, I love Shane G. Yeah, I do, too, bro. Now, here's the thing, though, Andy. All right?
Andy Purcella
Fat, ugly dog wife. Here.
DJ Cruise
Here's the thing, man. And in good fashion, there's always going to be some haters, of course.
Andy Purcella
All the bad, ugly dog wives.
DJ Cruise
Let's go to Sarah Spain on Twitter. She says, in a year of crazy growth for women's sports, choosing an ESPY host who doesn't even try to make clever jokes about women athletes, he at least attempted for the men. He goes with Hacky. No one knows. The WNBA bits Pino is a bad time. And repeatedly insults black women. Cool.
Andy Purcella
Yes.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Andy Purcella
It was funny. I thought it was called a joke, dude.
DJ Cruise
Here's the thing.
Andy Purcella
Get mad about some jokes. Get offended. Do a march. You know what I'm saying? Get yourself some sort of flag. Put in your bio.
DJ Cruise
Cry, cut your hair.
Andy Purcella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Diet.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. All over some jokes.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Unknown
But I noticed something that you always say.
Andy Purcella
What?
Unknown
Look at the profile picture of the person.
Andy Purcella
Yeah. She's fat, ugly dog wife. I mean, it is. What the it is.
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, here's my thing, dude.
Andy Purcella
I don't even know who that is. Is she famous?
DJ Cruise
No, she's. I think she's a reporter. She's an ESPN ex. ESPN reporter.
Andy Purcella
I can see why the X. Yeah. Okay. Take a joke. I'm gonna call H.R. zhan told me a joke. Hurt my feelings.
DJ Cruise
I mean, here's the thing, dude. I saw this quote the other day, and I. And I like, I really. It really resonated with me. But it said, you know, I don't care what you people boo for, because I see what you celebrate.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, and like, until that point, you know, at the same time, this is California, you know, you got all these fucking people, but, you know, at the same time, they're doing shit like this. Cynthia Erivo. I don't even know how you say your fucking name. Responds to backlash over her Jesus casting in Jesus Christ Superstar musical. So the lady who played the wicked witch, right, they have her casted to play Jesus.
Andy Purcella
Nice.
DJ Cruise
Okay?
Andy Purcella
A black nice nose ring.
DJ Cruise
Like, this is where we're at. You know what I'm saying? So I don't give a what you people boo for anything, because I know what you celebrate. You celebrate like this.
Andy Purcella
So off. Who cares anyway? Like, who cares? Yeah, like, who cares? I do not care that you're offended at all. Like, I don't care. Like, it's that simple. Boo hoo. You know what I'm saying? Like, no one cares.
DJ Cruise
Try harder.
Andy Purcella
I don't give a fuck how offended you are, bro. If you're offended, it's probably true. It's probably true if it offends you. Otherwise, it wouldn't offend you at all. If someone came up to. To me and said, hey, you broke motherfucker, I'd be like, yeah. Oh, so offended. You know what I'm saying? Now? If they came and they said, hey, you look a little fat. You fat? When I'm 20 pounds from where I should be, I'm gonna be like, what are you talking about? What do you mean exactly? What are you talking about? I'm offended. Call me fat, bro, you are fat. Stop being fat. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, everybody's offended, but most of the is the truth. It's just a way to deflect the truth. You know, a way to. A way to make the truth unacceptable is to say, I'm offended. Your. I'm offended. I don't care.
Unknown
Connor is happy when everybody's saying he has be offended.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, be offended. Who cares? Yeah, dude, I'm offended by your face. I'm offended by your stupid nose ring playing. Jesus.
DJ Cruise
Okay, there's been some things. Have you seen? Like, I don't know if you know much. I don't.
Andy Purcella
I'm offended by everything they do, and they don't care that I'm offended. You understand?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Like, what the. I'm offended that you think that it's okay for grown men to dress as women and go talk to kids in schools. That offends me. All right? I'm offended by the fact that you think a man could be a woman and a woman could be a man. That offends me. So you. You don't care that I'm offended? I don't care that you're offended. Our jokes are funny. You're a dork. Dorcas. Bro, how about this? How about. How about I had something good, I forgot.
DJ Cruise
It'll be good.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I had one of them Alzheimer's moments.
DJ Cruise
That's what it was. Yeah.
Andy Purcella
That Alzheimer's kicking in. I had something good to say, Cynthia. Yeah, yeah. You're making fun of the wnba. They need their equal pay. If. If the pay was equal, they'd be paying in. Okay, like, whatever.
DJ Cruise
Meanwhile, we got a gay, black Jesus woman.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, whatever.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Thumbs up for Shane Gillis, though.
Andy Purcella
Shane Gillis. Is the man.
DJ Cruise
Dude, he's coming here, I think in August.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I think he might be coming on the show. Maybe. I heard that.
DJ Cruise
That'd be great. That'd be great. I mean, you think I can make him laugh? No, I made Tom laugh.
Andy Purcella
That was. That was a courtesy laugh.
DJ Cruise
No, no, that was a real laugh.
Andy Purcella
He told me afterwards he was afraid. He was afraid not to laugh because he thought you would be offended.
DJ Cruise
Thought I would rob him?
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
No, he laughed at my.
Andy Purcella
They.
DJ Cruise
Them jokes. My barista joke.
Andy Purcella
They. Them energy. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Anyway, dude, I like Shane Gillis. I think he did a great job.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, he did. No, he did. It's hilarious.
DJ Cruise
No, I mean, not. Listen, not all of his jokes hit. There was a couple. I mean, that was simply because I was ignorant to, like, the subject, you know, like, he made it like the SGA joke about the SGA guy. That's his name. Sga. Black guy, obviously. But made like. Made a joke about his father. I didn't really know. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's cool. But like. No, he did. Shane Gillis is the guy.
Andy Purcella
He.
DJ Cruise
He's a. You know, he's a girl.
Andy Purcella
These people always shut the up with their stupid.
DJ Cruise
Agreed, man.
Andy Purcella
You offended me with your jokes. Don't tell any jokes.
DJ Cruise
No, nobody laugh.
Andy Purcella
Don't laugh at him. It's. You're causing oppression.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is, man. I don't know, man. Guys, you tell us down in the comments how you guys thought Shane Gillis's monologue went. You let us know.
Andy Purcella
I like them.
DJ Cruise
No jokes for you guys. Yeah, man. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. Let's go to the comments. Let's check some of these out. Yeah, we had the episode three launched.
Andy Purcella
Oh, yeah?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. People liked it a lot. Yeah, that was great. You also have a lot of suggestions for your Little League team.
Andy Purcella
For my what?
DJ Cruise
Your Little League team.
Andy Purcella
Oh, okay. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Let's check a couple of these out. Morgan. Morgan Salvato.
Andy Purcella
The Bison's for Andy's team and Trespassers for dj. That feels racist.
DJ Cruise
Well, it gets worse. Yeah, Gets way worse. Morgan with an horse. The. Why you guys put. Well, I mean. I mean, we're not gonna. We've had this conversation.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, you can't go there.
DJ Cruise
I can't? Yeah.
Andy Purcella
You're trying to come at white people for their names, bro.
Unknown
But it's weird though, huh? Morgan and Lindsay and. Okay, those are the words that you. However hard you try you can't spell them right.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, there's always a different way. Yeah. The Joe. To Joe and To Zeeshan and the Madot.
DJ Cruise
You know, I think it's interesting. We got a white guy, an Indian guy and a black guy talking about names. I think we can all agree Indian names are the worst. They're the hardest.
Andy Purcella
I. I don't know. Dazeeshan. What do you think?
Unknown
Sounds cool.
DJ Cruise
The Zeeshan Deshawn. We get it. Same, same.
Andy Purcella
The Medadio. You gotta throw in like a little fancy part on the back end so it doesn't just go, you know?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
The Madot.
Unknown
A couple of alphabets you should not pronounce, but just add it.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
DJ Cruise
They're silent.
Andy Purcella
Like a little. I know, but don't say anything.
DJ Cruise
Don't say anything, Django.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, like that.
DJ Cruise
All right. Noah Sharp, Fitness DJ team would be called the EBT Ballers.
Andy Purcella
I don't know, bro.
DJ Cruise
Help me.
Andy Purcella
I mean, man, I don't know what to say to that. That's your own people calling you.
DJ Cruise
All right, well, how about this for you then? Holla.
Andy Purcella
Madad. Hola.
DJ Cruise
Madridics. The Missouri Mayo boys. Has a good ring to it.
Andy Purcella
I mean, I don't get offended. I. I will. I will consider all names. That's probably not the top name, but, you know, that's the thing about white people. You can make fun of them. They don't give a. You know what I'm saying?
Unknown
Do better.
Andy Purcella
And then they say. They say, oh, you little. You, you white. Delicate, delicate little flowers. And what do they say?
DJ Cruise
Soy boy.
Andy Purcella
No, they got a name. It's like fathers. Huh? Oh, White fragility.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Andy Purcella
You know.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Andy Purcella
We're not the ones that get offended by every fucking thing.
DJ Cruise
It's real.
Andy Purcella
I mean, is that not real?
DJ Cruise
That's real.
Andy Purcella
I mean, I don't see white people talking about how offended they are about every. Unless you're.
DJ Cruise
Unless you're the other white.
Andy Purcella
Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the. Yeah. Those aren't white people. Those are see through.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Purcella
That's different.
DJ Cruise
That's right. All right, so Mayo boys now. Missouri Mayos.
Andy Purcella
It's all right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I saw some. I think another one was like little testies. Whose little testies?
Andy Purcella
For me?
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, man.
Andy Purcella
Little testies.
DJ Cruise
That's what it was.
Andy Purcella
That's all right.
DJ Cruise
Yep. Yeah. One more. We got reader. Readers. That game. Readers. That game. My bro DJ was doing side quest while attempting to make the pre workout. Yeah. Somebody also called Me, a Disney character at Disney World.
Andy Purcella
Like what?
DJ Cruise
I. I don't know, man.
Andy Purcella
They did. Like what? Like Shrek.
DJ Cruise
I don't know.
Andy Purcella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Purcella
All right.
DJ Cruise
I feel like you're punching that in there.
Andy Purcella
What? You know what, man? Did you make it right? I don't even know if you made it right.
DJ Cruise
I think I did. No, I did.
Andy Purcella
I think you just threw some shit in there.
DJ Cruise
You ain't gonna know the difference.
Andy Purcella
Bath salts. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
No, but people really like the episode though. It was great. We got another one dropping. It's already scheduled. Well, I'm not telling. I'm not gonna this up again, so. Okay, say it. We'll. We'll do it when we're closer. But it's ready, so stay tuned for that.
Andy Purcella
It's ready.
DJ Cruise
It is ready. But guys, we do appreciate you guys for being real ass fans. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. Headline two gotta go to dc. A lot of updates happening there, right? A lot of interesting things coming out of there. So one of the biggest things that just happened. Senate passes. Trump backed rescission plan to defund pbs, NPR and slash bloated foreign aid. So the Republican controlled Senate narrowly approved a sweeping Trump endorsed rescission bill that slashes nearly $9 billion in previously approved federal spending, including full defunding of PBS and NPR and deep cuts to the US foreign aid by a razor thin 5148 vote. During a late night vote. The measure advanced through a late night voterama. It was only two GOP senators Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski sided with Democrats to try to block Trump's effort to restore fiscal sanity. Democrat Senator Tina Smith was notably absent from the vote. Her staff citing a hospital stay out of abundance of caution, according to Politico. But you know, you know who that's gonna hurt though, Andy? That's gonna hurt all the rural people because that's who. Who listens and watches PBS and npr. This is a CNN article saying that, that, that's Brian.
Andy Purcella
Totally credible.
DJ Cruise
You don't hurt all the rule folks, bro.
Andy Purcella
That'll do that beat off on a television.
DJ Cruise
No, no, that was Toomey. Oh, okay, zooming to me.
Andy Purcella
Well, they look the same.
DJ Cruise
They do look alike. They do look alike. But yeah, they're saying that nearly three and four Americans say that they rely on their public radio stations for alerts and news for their public safety. That they, they act. Literally just four people and three of those four people said that.
Andy Purcella
Let's be real, dude. Npr, this isn't about defunding. And cutting budget. Okay, like the they wrote ending the fiscal insanity. No, first of all, it doesn't take $9 billion to run those fucking organizations. Okay? So there's a bunch of people on the take. That's the first thing. The second thing is, is that these organizations are completely 100% propaganda.
DJ Cruise
State run media.
Andy Purcella
Absolutely 100%. It's state run propaganda. No different than North Korea, no different than China. The only difference is in China and North Korea they know it's fake. Here people think it's real. So this has nothing to do with the money. They don't give a fuck about the money. Clearly what they care about is the propaganda that's coming out of these, you know, organizations which is completely biased, filled with non truths and it's about eliminating propaganda.
DJ Cruise
Complete bullshit. Yeah, complete bullshit. Now here's another thing that's been happening in D.C. is there's been some layoffs, there's been some people getting fired from interesting positions. One of the most recent is a lady named Maureen Comey and she warns her former colleagues, fear is the tool of the tyrant. So one day, after being fired by the Justice Department, Maureen Comey told her former colleagues that fear is the tool of a tyrant appearing to take aim at the upper ranks of the DOJ and perhaps the president, according to a copy of a message she sent to the Manhattan U.S. attorney's office that was shared with Politico referring to the office's long standing motto of operating, quote, without fear or favor. Comey, who is the daughter of former FBI Director James Comey and who prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell, she also prosecuted Diddy.
Andy Purcella
Or failed to prosecute.
DJ Cruise
Diddy is really what it is. She told a former colleagues in a note Thursday that quote, we have.
Andy Purcella
Why is it, why is it that she prosecuted Epstein, Maxwell and Diddy? Isn't that weird?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's weird.
Andy Purcella
How, how many?
DJ Cruise
It's like she strategically put in the place.
Andy Purcella
Hold on, how many prosecutors in her position are there? Can we find that out? Can one of you guys look that up? What is she, a federal prosecutor?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
How many federal prosecutors are there?
Unknown
93.
Andy Purcella
So there's 93 federal prosecutors. Correct.
DJ Cruise
Now is that total across the U. S or is that Manhattan?
Unknown
It says United States.
DJ Cruise
Okay, so total.
Andy Purcella
Okay, so one person happens to get all three. All three are thought to be related. That's weird.
DJ Cruise
Oh man. That's a different light you're putting it in.
Andy Purcella
Well, yeah, because people are stupid and you know, here's what I've come to realize.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, talk to me.
Andy Purcella
I've come to realize that most of these people on the Internet who have little videos and podcasts and they don't know what the they're talking about. Okay. They're either getting paid to say or they can't comprehend things critically, further away than one or two steps. Right.
DJ Cruise
And they're just, like, you know, regurgitating, whatever.
Andy Purcella
If you've been a listener of the show, and I don't say this to fucking throw shade, but this is just facts. We've been so far ahead of everybody else that by the time the thing happens, people forget that we said that.
Unknown
And somebody listens to your episode, puts out a new podcast, and people think that's their original stuff.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that happens a lot, too, all the time. But the point is, is that it's one thing I have learned, bro, and it's like, dude, a lot of people lack the ability to. To see things. They just can't see more than what they're presented right in front of their face. And I don't know, like, I've always been able to do that. So I guess, like, when you've always been able to do something, you kind of assume that other people can do it, too, but they can't because there's very obvious things happening. And we're going to talk about them more on the show here. I'm sure that people can't see, you know, and it's. So it's very frustrating to be able to draw these conclusions and be correct about most of them while everybody else is just like. It's like, what the are you guys talking about? Dude.
DJ Cruise
Dude, it's so crazy, man. It is so crazy.
Andy Purcella
Like, how's nobody talking about this? Yeah, how's nobody talking about the same woman tried all three of those cases?
Unknown
To your point? That's a 1.08 chance.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
Unknown
Out of the.
Andy Purcella
Which means it's impossible.
Unknown
Almost.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And, yeah. Nobody's talking about. And it's so. Dude, it's so weird. And like, I know we've been talking about the Epstein stuff because, I mean.
Andy Purcella
Even if the court. Even if the court system, like, let's say, oh, they're all in Manhattan and they're tried all in Manhattan. Do you think that it's right that the same attorney has all three of these cases, there's nobody that could think that was right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, no, it's intentional.
Andy Purcella
So, anyway, move on with the story.
DJ Cruise
I mean, I feel even with that, like, bro, there's gonna be some implicit Bias here.
Andy Purcella
No shit.
DJ Cruise
Especially because you know the prior to get. Nothing happened. You have the Diddy case. Nothing happened like it does. No it's not. It doesn't smell right, you know it don't look good. Bare minimum, you know, but, but along that, that talk, let's talk about the Epstein stuff because there's some developments there. Dude, this is I believe the fourth double down we've had from Trump. Trump tells those focused on Epstein he doesn't want their support. So this comes out. President Donald Trump on Wednesday trashed many MAGA members condemning their ongoing push for files related to Jeffrey Epstein and bemoaning that they are playing into Democrats hands. So he posts this truth out on Wednesday 8:43 in the morning saying the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again. Just like with the fake and fully discredited Steele Dossier, the lying 51 intelligence agents, the laptop from hell which the Dem swore had come from Russia. No, it came from Hunter Biden's bathroom. And even the Russia, Russia, Russia scam itself. A totally fake and made up story used to cover. Used in order to hide crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss in the 2016 presidential election.
Andy Purcella
All right, stop right there before you continue. Yeah, okay. If that's all true then why the fuck have you not put them in jail, right? Why have you not arrested them? Why are they still walking out? Why are these people still fucking breathing?
DJ Cruise
Ok, if we can say that.
Andy Purcella
All right, so if you're saying that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Then what the fuck have you done about it? The answer is nothing. Okay, continue.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. It's all they have. They are no good at governing, no good at policy and no good at picking winning candidates. Also unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue. Their new scam is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein hoax. And my past supporters have bought into this hook, line and sinker.
Andy Purcella
No, no, no, no no, no. You talked about it for years. Your son talked about it for years. Everybody in your administration talked about it for years. Bongino, Cash Patel, Pam Bondi, every single associated with you, including you talked about it for years. So when you say that we bought it or other people bought it or whoever you're talking to bought it hook, line and sinker. You're the one that put the bait in the water. You cannot just look at people and say oh they're stupid, they're weak, they're this, they're that. Because they're not believing your message that you put out. Now if there's other things going on, such as what I believe is going on, which is this. Well, I'll get to that in a second. If there's other things going on, then why aren't you explaining it a little bit differently instead of just throwing a fucking fit?
DJ Cruise
It didn't happen, okay?
Andy Purcella
Like, I have an opinion on this, on this whole thing. You want to finish reading it and then I'll just.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we'll go through. We'll finish it. It says they haven't learned their lesson and probably never will. Even after being conned by the lunatic left for eight long years, I've had more success in six months than perhaps any president in our country's history. And all these people want to talk about, with strong prodding by the fake news and the success starved Dems is the Jeffrey Epstein hoax. Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work. Don't even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success because I don't want their support anymore. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Make America great again.
Andy Purcella
Okay, all right.
DJ Cruise
If we bought it, you sold it, bro.
Andy Purcella
Hold on. First of all, let, let me get this straight. You have. And you mentioned the Steele dossier, the laptop from hell, Russia, Russiagate scandal, all totally fake, crooked, Clinton did it, all this stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But yet they're still walking around. There has been no accountability, there has been no arrests, there has been no anything to fix that. And we as Americans have had to sit here and listen to this for 10 years. Okay? We had to be told that by the way, we were all standing up for you and we had to be told we were Russia propaganda and racists and all this, all these people took all this abuse, their family, not talking to them, their friends, disowning them. Then get for. For you to now tell them. Them, okay, because that's up. That is a up thing to say. But I think there's more to it and I have an opinion on what's going on here. And a lot of people don't like it, but I don't care because the truth of the matter is, is that there is more going on here than what people think. All right? And there's basically two options that are going on here. After watching this for when we brought this up last Friday, people got all pissed off. You're sticking up for Trump and his, his pedophilia. No, nobody is. But people think that there's other things going on and, and to think there's not is absurd. Like you have to be a special kind of dumb to think that Donald Trump and what's going on on the surface here is all that's going on.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Wars and battles and strategy, they are not fought on surface level. That is pr, that is relationship management. That is crisis management. These people work all day long behind the scenes and they only talk to you to get you to calm the down. They don't want to tell you, which is a fundamental problem in our government. The reason that people are upset at Trump is because now he's taking this thing and comparing it to all these other things. When, like I said, him, his family, his cabinet, fucking everybody close to him has been selling this shit the entire time. All right, now how. I want someone to explain this to me. How does the Jeffrey Epstein hoax become a Democrat hoax to get Trump when. Because all those other things he mentioned were Democrat, quote, unquote hoaxes to get Trump, which I agree with. Right, so how does that become the Epstein thing? Become a Democrat hoax to get Trump? Yeah, explain that to me.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Something that they've never even talked about.
Andy Purcella
Hold on. What do they. How, what, what do they have to gain? Okay, if, if this were true, then explain it. Yeah, okay, because, like, it doesn't make sense.
DJ Cruise
Where's the videos of Hillary Clinton saying it doesn't want the Epstein files?
Andy Purcella
No, why would they do it? What do they gain? What do they gain by making this about Trump? Do you understand what I'm saying? You have Russiagate, you have the laptop, you have all this, the lying 51 intelligence. You have all this over here on the left, okay? For the last eight years, there's been this thing on the right with Epstein. All these people are leveraged. They're all being told, they're all coordinated. All right, so how does this thing go from the right to the left? And now it's about getting Donald Trump. I don't understand what the he's trying to say. And most people don't either. And I don't think he even knows that he's. That he's saying that or he does know he's saying that. So we have two fucking options here to believe. One, Trump's completely implicated and in on it and trying to fucking hide it, which, you know, that's what a lot of people fucking believe. And those same people believe that this is about child trafficking or sexual trafficking, which is bad enough, but at the end of the day, that's not what this is actually about. What this is actually about is that the Epstein and people understand this, ok, that the Epstein situation is about a power structure that Controls the world through blackmail, Whether it be underage or not underage, whether it just be, I don't know, whatever. Whatever embarrassing they have. So people don't want that. People don't want to live in a situation where everything is fake and staged and blackmailed and magically, you know, these same group of people keep getting richer and richer and richer and richer. They avoid accountability. They avoid any payback. And Trump, you were put in office to fucking fix that. Whether you. No matter what you do from here on out, if you don't do that, you will be the biggest fucking joke that ever existed in the history of the fucking United States. Period. He will. He. He can either be the greatest thing that ever happened or the biggest fucking joke that ever happened. And that's. That's his options. Okay, now let me ask you this. Do you think that Donald Trump understands that when he says this didn't happen and this is fake, and I don't want these people and this and that and this. Do you think that he understands that he is going to create a big buzz around this topic?
DJ Cruise
He's making people look at it.
Andy Purcella
Okay, hold on. Yes or no?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Does he understand it?
DJ Cruise
Absolutely. I think he does.
Andy Purcella
Would you understand that?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Okay, I would understand that. I think these guys here would also understand that if we were in a. In a room and we were running the country, I think it's reasonable for us to be like, well, dude, if we say that, people are gonna get pissed. It's pretty much like the worst way he could go about saying it. Do we agree or not?
DJ Cruise
Agreed.
Andy Purcella
Couldn't he have done it a bunch of different ways? Like, couldn't they have let it die out slowly? Couldn't they have.
DJ Cruise
He's making it live.
Andy Purcella
Hold on.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro.
Andy Purcella
Couldn't they have done a bunch of different ways to make this go away? Couldn't they have made it softer? Could. Why all of a sudden. Why all of a sudden does he come out with this harsh. This very harsh statement that the Epstein files do not exist, it's fake, and anybody who believes it's dumbass and all these things. Why. Why would he do that? Okay, why did that just happen out of the blue over the 4th of July weekend? Why. Why the urgency?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
All right. Like, if that were us and we were leading the country and we had to make something go away, we would probably come up with the idea of like, hey, let's just kind of let this die.
DJ Cruise
Don't keep stoking the.
Andy Purcella
When it comes up, we'll talk about it some more. Yeah, but none of us would say we gotta go out and tell this is fake, as we wouldn't come up with that. That's not the plan we would come up with, and that's us. Ok, I, I, I, I, According, you know, I know a lot of people think Trump's a fucking idiot, all right? But he's fucking not an idiot. The guy's not an idiot. He took a million dollars, he turned into fucking billions of dollars. Yes. He's gone through some financial hardships where he had to be bailed out. That's pretty normal. There's pretty much every success story that you've ever heard, ever. The people who were in it had some hard time where bad things happened and they had to get help. It's just part of building something massive. Now take this guy who puts his name on his jet, puts his name on his buildings, puts his name on his resorts, puts his name on wine bottles, puts his name on socks, put his, puts his name on golf apparel, all right? You have to have a pretty big ego to do that. Think. Yes, yes. Okay.
DJ Cruise
Absolutely.
Andy Purcella
So you got this guy, the biggest, okay, you got this guy who thinks very highly of himself, and he's been navigating the media for 30 years, 40 years, 50 years, all right? And we're gonna, we're gonna sit here and pretend like he doesn't know that the way he's addressing it is going to stir up a whole bunch of. Really.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Purcella
That, that doesn't, that's, that's, that's not a accurate conclusion, regardless of what you think about him. That's not, that's not accurate. Okay? So what I see happening here, we see Netanyahu come into the fucking White.
DJ Cruise
House the day after.
Andy Purcella
Then all of a sudden, we see Trump going hard as fuck like this, ok? You have Israel, who's lost the support of every other country in the world because they're indiscriminately killing children and now attacking Christian churches and sending missiles to Syria and Iran and maskus. All these places, all right? They're out of control, period. Netanyahu was supposed to be in court yesterday. You know what he did? He shot missiles into Syria. This is the third time he was supposed to be in court. And then some sort of attack happened October 7th. He was doing court. The Iran battle, he was doing court. Now all of a sudden, he's doing this. He's doing. So what does that tell you about him and his cronies? They're desperate. They know that if they Use. If they lose the United States support, the world will destroy Israel. That's how pissed off the world is, Adam. Everybody, China, Russia, all the Muslim nations, everyone is like these. We're the only thing keeping them from being destroyed. All right? This guy's getting ousted by his own people. He's desperate. That's a desperate, desperate position to be in. If I get ousted from government, I go to fucking jail, probably be executed. If I get. We lose America, we're going to get killed. So either way, he's losing his power, maybe the whole country. So do you think it's a fair assessment that if it came out that Israel was blackmailing, along with the United States, world leaders, world influencers, media, actors, musicians, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, take away the child trafficking? Everybody keeps talking about the child trafficking. There isn't a lot of evidence that suggests child trafficking. Okay, there's not, no. But there is a lot of evidence to suggest blackmail. So take, let's just. For example. I'm not going to argue that point because there is people that know more about that than me, and even one underage is too many. Okay, for sure. So, but let's remove that from the discussion so we don't get caught up there, because everybody's getting caught up there. So now you have a situation where you have a desperate person who is colluding with potentially the United States to commit blackmail and crimes and all kinds of things on United States soil, okay? World leaders, actors, musicians, people of influence, wealthy people, etc. All for what? So that they can have a major say in controlling everything in the world? Now, if Israel loses the United States now, now do we think it's fair that if that were all to come out as true, that the people in America would say Israel 100%. Okay, because they're already saying it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
All right? Everybody's saying it anyway. They're tired of the fuck they're not. They're tired of Netanyahu and his criminal buddies. All right, so if it comes out and Israel loses support, Israel has this thing called the Samson Option, all right? Which is basically, if Israel were to fall, their procedure is to shoot nukes all over the world and burn the whole world down.
DJ Cruise
So Hail Mary.
Andy Purcella
Okay, so if Trump reveals the Epstein, Netanyahu flies to. To Washington and says, guess what? If you don't stop this, and I mean stop this right now, I'm going to pull the trigger on this option. And you're all. Hundreds of millions of people will die. If not billions. What would you do if you were Trump?
DJ Cruise
You'd have to put in the power of the people.
Andy Purcella
Okay. So when we look at the way that he is inflaming his base intentionally, the way that he's talking about this intentionally abrasively, it appears to me that he is intentionally getting people fucking stirred up about it so that he can then look at Netanyahu and be like, bro, I did what you said, and this is what the fuck happened. So it's a way of Trump sort of forcing his hand, but also putting Netanyahu in a position where he can't really, like, say that Trump didn't. Isn't doing what he wants him to do.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
All right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
And if you think about that demand in general, that demand makes sense because of the desperation. That's a desperate thought. Like, when people are emotional and they're scared, they do stupid. They don't think logically. They don't think like, well, let's let this calm the down. They make a response, they say something, and then it. A lot of times it ends up making it worse. So how I'm seeing this, because of all that I just explained, there is some sort of credible threat against the United States, and I'm not talking about against Trump. People keep saying, oh, they're threatening his family. No, they've been doing that the whole time. That hasn't stopped him. You don't think they've been putting threats on his family the whole time?
DJ Cruise
Exactly.
Andy Purcella
So what I see is, and this is what I believe is going on, I believe that Trump is dealing with a very real, incredible threat to the United States where millions of people could potentially die. Because that's what it would take to. For him to squash his ego and go along with this. That's what it would take. Okay. Whether that's the Samson option, saying, hey, you know, you're going to lose support and I'm going to kill everybody. Netanyahu. Right. Saying that. Or, you know, the border was open for four years, bro, who's to say they didn't bring in a bunch of nukes and plant them in every city? And, you know, they're just sitting there. Yeah, we got. We got nukes in your 10 biggest cities. If you don't do this, I'll fucking kill them all. All right? And then you got everybody who has lack of foresight and lack of critical thinking just saying, oh, he's in on it.
DJ Cruise
Simples. Yeah. Simple service.
Andy Purcella
Listen, bro, could that be true? Sure. But that's not what I'm seeing Yeah, well, not only that, because that makes no sense. Because if he was in on it this whole time, he would, he wouldn't be agitating people the way he's agitating people 100.
DJ Cruise
Well, not only that, but like, if he was in on it the entire time, then that means the Biden administration would have been privy to that same.
Andy Purcella
That's right. And they would have let it go.
DJ Cruise
Why didn't they release it? Yeah, right. Not only that, I mean, to your point of making the people talk about it, because what are we seeing online, bro? We're seeing a bunch of people and all they're doing, they're constantly putting out the fucking facts of things that we do know at this time. They're constantly putting out there the people. Like the facts are overwhelming on the Internet right now. We know what we know the connections are and you know, the certain information that's out there, people are letting it go.
Andy Purcella
People are doing a disservice by getting caught up on the child trafficking part of it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
And not the blackmail part of it.
DJ Cruise
Right, right.
Andy Purcella
Because, dude, it could be because if.
DJ Cruise
You list to them, year old granny's doing black.
Andy Purcella
That's right. If you listen to them say it, if you listen to them talk about it, people are like, we want the list, we want the names. No, that's not what this is about.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we don't want that.
Andy Purcella
That's not what this is about. You know what this is about? This is about fracturing the blackmail operation that controls the narrative of the fakeness that we live in every single day. That causes the division, that causes the oppression, that causes the lack of peace and the massive amounts of anxiety. And all of these changes society that apparently nobody wants, but they happen anyway. All right? We are in a situation where a small amount of people are controlling the entire earth for their benefit, all right? And we have to stop looking at this little group of people and saying, oh, well, there it's Israel or it's this. No, what it is is it's a gang. It's a criminal enterprise who prints money whenever they need it and then gets paid part money back for loaning it out. That's. That doesn't even make sense. Okay? And these people are wanting to protect their entire banking system, their entire enterprise, their, their power, their importance, their prestige, and they're willing to do anything to do it. By most accounts, at this point in time, most people believe. Most people don't believe that Osama bin Laden just decided he's going to knock the trade centers Down. Most people believe that Israel and Mossad help coordinate the activity. You know, the dancing Israelis, you know, the insurance scheme, Building seven, all these things. And most people believe that Israel created that event to pull us into a war in the Middle east so that we could eliminate people that were threatening them or were a threat to them in any way.
DJ Cruise
And, I mean, who. Who gave the talk in front of.
Andy Purcella
Congress that it was fucking Netanyahu? Netanyahu is the one that was telling us that weapons of mass destruction existed. I mean, so we got this one guy who's basically up the entire earth. Okay, and how does he have the power to do that.
DJ Cruise
Unabated? How unchallenged? How checked?
Andy Purcella
Because they have everything on everybody. And for. For this to be ever conquered, real talk, you're gonna have to be like Conor McGregor and be like it. I don't give a.
DJ Cruise
Pull. The.
Andy Purcella
Let me know whatever you got on me, bro, let it rip. I don't give a. You. And once ever. And by the way, that's kind of biblical. That's what revelations is. Everything will be. All the truths will be told. That's what apocalypse means. The revealing. Right. Like, when we're talking about where we are, you know, it's. It's not what people think in terms of biblical revelations, but the. If you really think about it, the only way for human beings to break free of this power structure that they've created is to not care if they try to blackmail you and be like, yeah, whatever, dude. I don't give a. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so they create a cancel culture. They created all of this way to leverage people, then they blackmail people and have it ruin their lives. You see what I'm saying, dude? Like, it all fits together and people will say, oh, it is this 87D chest. No, I. I don't really care. And nor do I. Nor do I follow or worship or even really, truly give a shit about Donald Trump. I really don't. I care about this country and I care about the corruption being ended, which is what most Americans care about. And if Donald Trump. I say this again, if he doesn't rip the corruption out of the system, he will be a joke for his. In the rest of.
DJ Cruise
That'll be his legacy.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, yeah, that'll be. But I don't necessarily think that's what he's doing. I think by the way he's handling it, it's very clear that he wants people to be riled up about it. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Don't let it go.
Andy Purcella
I. I don't think he wants people to let it go.
DJ Cruise
He pressed.
Andy Purcella
If he. If he wanted people to let it go, there's a million other ways you could handle it. It's real, is there not?
DJ Cruise
No. I mean, bro, it's real because, I mean, here's a little inside for you guys. Those same back channels that they have with all the social media companies to, you know, quiet down the COVID narratives, they still got those back. Chance there's plenty of ways that this could have been.
Andy Purcella
That's right. They could be banning people off social media, talking about the Epstein list right.
DJ Cruise
Now, or just 100, just completely silencing their algorithm.
Andy Purcella
Where most people are up is they keep talking about the kids that are trafficked. And there isn't a lot of evidence that shows kids were trafficked. There's a lot of evidence that shows that they used prostitutes and massages and hookers and all this to blackmail. All right? But there's not this endless list of children anywhere to be found.
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy Purcella
Okay. And if there was, you'd all know their names. You would. Because they'd be all talking about it.
DJ Cruise
That's what I think. That's also the other. The other piece of that, too, that I think will be coming within the very near future, maybe even a week or two weeks out, is we'll start seeing some more whistleblowers come out.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, for sure.
DJ Cruise
I think that's going to be the next big thing.
Andy Purcella
That could be what he's trying to do.
DJ Cruise
That's what I'm saying. Because he. It cannot be him. It has to be us. Right? And what I mean by, like, it has to be us that keeps the shit fucking alive. There's gonna be some whistleblowers that come out that will start really truly exposing this shit. And again, it's not the child traffic. It's. It's our country. And a lot of Western governments have been leveraged and blackmailed to make certain decisions in the interest of a country.
Andy Purcella
Here's. Here's all I do, bro. All I do is I put myself in the shoes as a leader, okay? And very few people have run a company with more than, you know, a dozen employees. Very, very few people have run companies like I've run companies. That's the truth, okay? Very, very, very, very, very few. There's an ability. There's always chess going on, okay? There always is. And I just don't see. I. I don't. Here's what. Where I'm hung up on I don't see why you would come out. Okay, first of all, I don't see how this, how, how is this one of their hoaxes? That doesn't make sense.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right.
Andy Purcella
You. That's. He's not explaining it either. So that, that's the first thing. The second thing is I don't see how the, what the need was for on July 4th weekend to say this the way they said it, unless there was a demand to do it that way. And then if that demand to do it that way is real, who'd it come from? And who was there? Oh, there was Netanyahu there. And why would he be in a hurry to make such a demand? Well, because he's losing the support of the world. And he's shown in three different scenarios that he's willing to use violence to get him off the hook personally.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Purcella
And if he holds all these cards of the Epstein list, he could be sitting there being like, the world's hating me. We need to, you know, like, all of this fits together in my mind. Yeah, bro, okay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
But, yeah, and this isn't some blind support of Trump, bro. If Trump is truly part of this and, you know, he's hiding this shit, whatever, I don't even see that as a possibility. I just don't. And by the way, to Trump, everybody does appreciate all the other shit that you're doing, but you're not doing enough of it fast enough. That's the truth. Ok?
DJ Cruise
And, bro, I keep thinking about that.
Andy Purcella
This isn't going to go away.
DJ Cruise
No. Fuck, no. But I keep thinking about even just the fact that it was released on July 4th, America's Independence Day. What. What other day would you release it or, or at least start this conversation that on Independence Day we're actually dependent on another nation.
Andy Purcella
That could be a reason why he wanted him to do it, then who knows, dude?
DJ Cruise
Right? I'm just like, just. I keep getting hung up on that date, man. You know, the golden day.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, but like, I think people are misinterpreting. Like, they're saying, oh, well, Trump's not. Trump's owned by Israel because Zion Don. But yes, because he has blackmail on him. Okay, maybe, but I think it's more likely that he's. He, he's. He's being threatened and not him, but you and I and all of us. That's what I, that's what I think very possible, man.
DJ Cruise
I don't know, man. Guys, jump down in the conversation. I want you guys to tell us what you guys think down in the comments. But with that being said, let's get to our third and final third and final story. This is a great one for you. We got to go to California. Okay? I got 3 minutes and 30 seconds of the, hands down, baddest ass video I've ever seen in my life out of California.
Andy Purcella
All right, let's check it out in the United States.
Unknown
I know most of you are probably from Mexico where you don't have the First Amendment, but that's something we have here, where we have the right to freedom of speech. And I just wanted to. I just wanted to say something, too.
Andy Purcella
I just want.
Unknown
It's true you guys don't have a First Amendment. You don't have respect for civil liberties or rights, but that's okay. I'm speaking. Thank you. So, anyways, the point I'd like to make here is a couple things. One, these people here are, you know, passionately talking about ICE agents coming into their communities, and you don't know their identities. Well, you know who we really don't know the identities of? Any of the illegal aliens who've been invading our country for the past 60 years.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
Unknown
How about. How about when you. When you see. When you see. When you see the farm worker, is that going to be like the same farm worker that murdered Molly Tibbets?
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
Unknown
How do you. How do you know when the Honduran fruit seller is out there? How do you know he didn't rape one of the many women who came up here? According to the Univision study done in 2015, 80% of women who come to this country are trafficked and raped. Think about that. How do we know they're not one of those rapists? How do we know they're not one of those rapists?
Andy Purcella
Excuse me.
Unknown
So. So that's. That's the.
DJ Cruise
Let him talk.
Unknown
That's the first thing I. I think ICE should be allowed to act with impunity. I think they should go to every Home Depot. I think they should go to every school, every quinceanera and build the wall and deport every single one of these guys because they don't make our country great. They make it worse. They bring it down. They use public services, and Americans are sick and tired of it. We're sick and tired of it in our country. So let me say this, too. We want it. You know, they say, you want to know the identities of these ma, of these ICE agents. We don't know any of the identities of these murderers coming into our country, these rapists. Let me also Say this, too. This same city council in Costa Mesa, if you vote to make these people take their masks off, this was the same city that was arresting people for refusing to wear masks during COVID So now. Now what is it? Now what is it when we want to enforce the law and take our country back? You want to put the man in danger? Is that what you want to do? No.
Andy Purcella
And let me.
Unknown
Let me mention this. Let me. Let me end on this. Let me end on this.
Andy Purcella
Let me end on this. Let me end on this.
Unknown
Let me end on this.
Andy Purcella
Excuse me. Let's hear the man.
Unknown
Let me. Let me. Let me say this. You know, people. People are out here. People are out here quoting Martin Luther King, who is a plagiarist and a rapist.
DJ Cruise
They're out here saying other things.
Andy Purcella
I'm gonna.
Unknown
I'm gonna give a quote from John Jay, who signed the treaty of Paris in our American revolution, and from Federalist number two with equal pleasure, I have, as taken often notice, that providence has been blessed to give this country to one united people, a people descended from the same ancestors, speaking the same language, professing the same religion, attached to the same principles of government, very similar in their manners and customs, and who by their joint councils, arms and efforts, fighting side by side throughout a long and bloody war.
Andy Purcella
That's your three minutes. That's your three minutes, sir. That's your three minutes. That's your three minutes. Look at the. Look at that white lady, like, videotape.
DJ Cruise
Little, grainy.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna tattle on you. I'm gonna tattle on you. That's another thing. Everybody's got to quit giving a about. All these people think they've weaponized their motherfucking cell phone.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man, it's so bad.
Andy Purcella
You know what? I did it. I did it, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are you going to say then? Yeah, what are people going to say? That.
DJ Cruise
What do you say to that?
Andy Purcella
You can't.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I did it.
Andy Purcella
You take your phone, put it back in your pocket. I don't give a fuck. It's a title culture, bro. Like, we're fucking post you on Google. Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm fucking telling. I'm telling. Mom, you said some mean stuff.
DJ Cruise
I'm gonna leave a y.
Andy Purcella
You said a mean joke to me.
DJ Cruise
Yikes.
Andy Purcella
Yikes. Yeah, and then they always write some passive aggressive, too. It's like, why don't you just say, like, whatever. All these people anyway this is great. Did you see the. Did you see the monologue from the guy running for mayor in Minneapolis?
DJ Cruise
Oh, you talking about the. I am the captain now, dude?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that guy. Mr. Captain from Somalia. Yeah. Did you see that? We should put that in there. Let's put that in there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. This guy. Or more fate.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
Unknown
Heard them being called terrorists. We heard them being called drug dealers. We heard a lot of insults. We heard that they're, that they're a threat to our national security. And that's a flat out lie. You want to know who the real threat is, Madam President? I'll give you a hint. It doesn't. They don't look like our chief author. They don't look like the folks up in the gallery. They don't look like the folks on the rotunda. They look like many of the members that sit in the front. And you don't have to take my word for it. According to dhs, Madam President, the greatest domestic threat facing the United States comes from, quote, racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists. Specifically. Specifically those who advocate for the superiority. Superiority of the white race. Not our immigrants. We are safer and we're better off because of them.
Andy Purcella
Who's safer and better off because of them?
DJ Cruise
The immigrants.
Andy Purcella
All right, first of all, this ain't your country, okay? You have a country. It's called Somalia. We could tell by the shape of your head. Okay? What?
DJ Cruise
Bro, that's Elon's brother.
Andy Purcella
I don't give a fuck. You're not gonna fucking come on here in this, in this country. First of all, that's a quote from DHS under Biden from 2021. OK?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we all know what was going on then.
Andy Purcella
That's right. It was August 2021 when that statement came out. So this guy's quoting something from four years ago under a corrupt organization that was trying to silence any sort of American uprising or whatever the. You want to call it. Secondly, the. Are you doing here, bro? You're. You're from Somalia, okay? And if you want to know the attitude of these people, you people keep saying, oh, let's welcome them all. Let's. We're not good people if we don't let them hear. They don't want you here. They do not want you here. He's saying it plain as day. The fact that this man has the fucking balls to stand in public on camera in the United States of America and say what he just said is insane. If any one of us got up there and said the same thing about him and said. And by the way, what's the data say? What's the data say?
DJ Cruise
Don't say that.
Andy Purcella
Well, no, what's the data say? Does the data say that the white supremacists are committing all the crimes or does the data say that the. The massive amount of crimes that are committed by, you know, illegals are not even being reported or being reported as white people doing it, which we've exposed on this show before.
DJ Cruise
Yes, we have.
Andy Purcella
And if any of us stood here and said anything about him in front, like, people would lose their minds. You people advocating for these people to be here, you need to understand they do not want you here. And as long as you advocate for them, there will come a time where you will have to deal with these people and them saying, this is our now and they're not gonna give a about you. Like, dude, this is a. It's absurd.
DJ Cruise
Have you seen that?
Andy Purcella
Did you not see that story about that woman that moved to Russia?
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, okay.
Andy Purcella
Black woman moved to Russia because she said America's too racist. She gets beat up by a couple of Russians who are racist and then cries about it on the Internet.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right.
Andy Purcella
Okay. Other countries don't put up with.
DJ Cruise
Dude, have you. Have you seen that video?
Andy Purcella
Well, I watched a whole video of that scenario.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
And she's doing, typical American, has her cell phone out. She's up in their faces, she's screaming at him, doing all this. And you know what they said? You and punch in the face. And that's. That's what people do in other places. Here we are guilted into believing that it is in our best interest to allow, like, this, this guy who doesn't belong here to come in our country, or this dude up in New York City who's trying to turn New York City into some sort of like, communist ridiculous. You guys who are all feeling guilty and all this, just remember, bro, you gotta keep feeling guilty. And eventually you're going to be surrounded by these people and they're gonna hurt you or they're gonna kill you or they're gonna take your. And that's the reality. We. It has been too good for too long in the United States of America where people cannot recognize the rules of everything else. There are evil people out there. There are people that will fucking kill you over your motherfucking shoes. They will kill you over their house. They will kill you because they don't like the way that you look. And these aren't fucking white people doing it. And I'm tired of the Narrative being spread. It's not true. There is no single fucking data that shows that.
DJ Cruise
No, no.
Andy Purcella
Have you, have you seen this guy here should be fucking deported right now. And I don't even give a fuck. Is he even a fucking citizen?
Unknown
He was born in Washington dc.
Andy Purcella
Ok, well then fucking deport him anyway. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. If you're going to advocate like Ilhan Omar does for other countries coming here and people coming here. Get the fuck out. Like, dude, I'm fucking over it. Oh, it's not the. The immigrants are causing all the crime, dude, you. The black communities are fucking tired of it. Like, what are we doing, dude? What are we doing here? You could openly. Bro, imagine me standing in front of a fucking official government fucking function and saying something similar to that about fucking people like him. Imagine that. How?
DJ Cruise
What is crazy?
Andy Purcella
No. How is that okay? But it's not okay for a fucking dude. If that doesn't make sense to you, if that doesn't tell you the whole story, then you're asleep, bro. They hate you.
DJ Cruise
It's so crazy, man. Have you seen, have you seen this clip? This right here?
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it's Minneapolis.
DJ Cruise
It's Minnesota, man. Like, that's crazy.
Andy Purcella
Well, that's what they vote for. Apparently Minnesota. Apparently Minnesotans are actually racist because their, their ability to be guilted into giving up their own.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Purcella
Is on a different fucking level.
DJ Cruise
Well, here's my take on this, right? Because there's people out there that will argue that this is America. That is not.
Andy Purcella
That's not fucking America.
DJ Cruise
That's not America. It's not America. It's not. Do we have the freedom of religion here? Of course we do. And I respect it. Right? Like it's there. That's not America. It's not.
Andy Purcella
It's not. Here's the truth, bro. America's dying, okay? America's inner cities look similar to third world cities. If you go certain places in la, if you go certain places in any Democrat run city, you're. Which are, by the way, is most of the big cities. Because most of the big cities are filled with immigrants and people like that guy. They look like they look like they got feces in the street. They got, you know, syringes in the street. You got people high everywhere. You got crime. You got this, you got that. Other countries are done dealing with this. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Purcella
Like, I don't know, dude. Amer. I don't know. People better stand the up on an individual Level, dude, it better start happening, because these people will. That. That comment about white people pisses me to fuck off, dude. Like, bad. What the fuck are they talking about?
DJ Cruise
That's the thing. It's like, you know, when that. When that. When that came out, man, like, people. People forget. There was. There's no. There's literally nothing to support that. There's nothing that exists to support that narrative.
Andy Purcella
Absolutely. You mean the. The white. The. Yeah, you could put. All right, look, dude, you could put out that warning in 2021 when you're gonna pump in 30 million from a different country and people are gonna be pissed about it, and then they could say, oh, see, right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, see, right.
Andy Purcella
These people are racist.
DJ Cruise
Right?
Andy Purcella
Yeah. The guy. The guy. The guy looks like the dude out of Captain Phillips. Am I wrong? Hey, am I wrong?
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy Purcella
Okay, so I don't want to hear. No, the guy's head looks like it's from Somalia.
Unknown
He is.
Andy Purcella
Their.
Unknown
Their parents. His parents are from Somalia.
Andy Purcella
Okay. No.
DJ Cruise
Now, I'm not a biologist, all.
Andy Purcella
Right, Dude, I'm sorry. It's the way it is. I'm sure people can look at people and be like, look at that fat American or look at this guy, or look at that. I could tell from that guy's a Russian. You know what I'm saying? I could tell, like, the guy looks like he's from Somalia. And by the way, I don't give a. He's a racist. I'm racist. No, he's racist.
DJ Cruise
That's racism. That's racism. Yeah, man. Guys.
Andy Purcella
Dude, what do you do about that? It. Dude, it's people's guilt that's keeping this. That's ruining this country.
DJ Cruise
Keeps them quiet. Yeah, keeps them quiet.
Andy Purcella
What. What the fuck do you. So let me ask you this. So do white people not have a fucking place to exist anywhere? They don't belong in America because they're colonizers. They don't belong in Europe because Europe wasn't built by white people. It was built by black people. So where the fuck do white people belong?
DJ Cruise
Australia. No, you got aboriginals.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, that's right. So everybody else gets a fucking. Gets to call their place home, but we don't get fucking homes. You understand?
DJ Cruise
I get it.
Andy Purcella
I get it over it, dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Guys jumping on the combo. Let us know what you guys think. Man down in the comments.
Andy Purcella
Like, this dude comes on, and you wonder why people are getting pissed. And you wonder why racist things are. Are becoming more normal. Like, dude, we. There's no tolerance for, like, this. Like, that guy should not be allowed to be in politics or in America or anything. In fact, I believe that if you're gonna get up in politicians and say a single word about race at all, you shouldn't even be in politics.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, first of all, this dude's like 24, right? Yeah, well, there's not even. You don't even have life experience to comment on, like, that one. But here's my other issue, too. Like, okay, like, if. If that was true, then how the Were you ever elected to begin with? If there was this. You know what I'm saying? Like, how did you get your position of political power?
Andy Purcella
Because, bro, white people are so afraid of being called racist, they will vote against their own interests in order to defend themselves against that accusation. That is part of the propaganda play that's been played in our country for 50 years, man. Like, that's part of the thing, dude. The. Listen, dude, if you go up to a table of white women and anywhere in the country and you say, is it okay to be white? Every single one of them is going to stutter. Every single one of them is going to get squirmy. Every single one of them is not going to know what to say. Am I telling right or wrong?
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Purcella
Okay. But if you go up to a table full of any other group, Latino, black, Somali, anything, and you say, is it okay to be whatever you are? What are they gonna say?
DJ Cruise
Oh, absolutely.
Andy Purcella
Why is that?
DJ Cruise
We're the best.
Andy Purcella
Why is that? Why is that? That's because white people have been propagated for 20 years to believe that they're racist and they're actually good people and they don't want to be called racist. But, like, bro, you gotta understand, they're gonna call you racist either way.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah?
Andy Purcella
Are you gonna give up your house because they call you racist? You know, like, oh, you're racist because you won't give your house to me.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, right, right.
Andy Purcella
You're gonna give it up.
DJ Cruise
That'd be the next thing.
Andy Purcella
Dude, I'm just over it. I'm not hearing it, bro. The guy does look like that. Dude. He doesn't look like.
DJ Cruise
That's right. That's what. I was taking some time to react because I was trying to get the picture in there. Yeah, man.
Andy Purcella
Those people do not belong in our government. People from other countries or have other interests do not belong in our government. People who are going to fucking advocate for illegals to come here and replace Americans, which is exactly what he's advocating for, do not belong in our government. Or in our country, Ilhan Omar should not be in America.
DJ Cruise
No, no.
Andy Purcella
It shouldn't be a controversial thing to say that people that advocate for people other than Americans to serve in government should be deported.
DJ Cruise
Not only that, any politician that you want to get up and the first thing you want to do is try to divide literally over half the country. That's a problem. That's a problem. That's what you're running on.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, it's a tired narrative, bro. People are. Listen, people are tired of it. People don't give a anymore about be called racist. They don't care. They don't care.
DJ Cruise
I stopped caring years ago.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, I know, but. But I'm just saying there's real racism and then there's this fake shit that they try to guilt you with, right? Real racism is, you know, I fucking hate these people because they're this race, fuck them, blah, blah, blah. Not real racism is. You know, hey, I would like to have a country of, you know, I would like us not to be invaded by people that don't belong here. I would like our streets to not be filled with and crime. I would like our. Our. The people who live in America to speak English. I would like them to obey our culture and be a part. That's not racist. That's okay. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to say, hey, you're not gonna guilt me into believing I'm racist so that you could take my. You stupid. And dude, until people start standing up and stop feeling guilty about all this, it's gonna continue.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, guys, jump into this combo. Let's know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, our third final segment of the show, as always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. We bring a headline and we talk about it. Gets one of those two options. Andy, you like ghost?
Andy Purcella
I wouldn't say I like that.
DJ Cruise
I'm certainly not. But. But. But let's. Let's talk about. Let's see if you find this cool. Our thumbs up or dumb. As headline reads, Paranormal Investigator Dan Rivera's friends ripped trolls linking his death haunted. Wait, what the. Is this headline? Say Sorry. Let me start this again. Paranormal Investigator Dan Rivera's friends RIP Trolls linking his death to haunted Annabelle doll. This is. Now. This is a creepy topic. It's a creepy story. Okay, it kind of scared me. I'm being honest. I might need a hug after this, but let's dive into this man. So friends of paranormal investigator Dan Rivera have slammed trolls linking his death to A haunted Annabelle doll with which he was on tour as it was announced that the pre planned show will go ahead. Rivera, who's 54, died suddenly Sunday at a hotel in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, hours after finishing a three day run of his Devils on the Run tour with the Raggedy Ann doll Annabelle. State police told the Evening sun that, quote, nothing unusual or suspicious was observed. But that hasn't stopped people linking it to the doll and rumors that it's cursed. Okay, Now, Dan passed away on July 13. He was seen in a video physically grabbing and handling the doll on July 12th. So literally the day after, not even 24 hours have passed of him handling this Annabelle doll. Okay, Dan is no longer with us. Okay, let's check this video out. The name of Jesus Christ, Lord, protect us from any evil, inhuman or demonic entities that may surround this or infused in this doll in Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Amen. I'm gonna open up the case. You're really quickly, Dan. I mean, quick grab it and put it in and just close it up fast. Close it up. Close it up fast. And he's moving slow as. I'm just saying. It's all right. Name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Help me. Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen. Let me see your hands again. This was him the day before.
Andy Purcella
We had a priest do a binding.
DJ Cruise
Ritual on the case to contain the demons and animals.
Andy Purcella
We also have comes over to the museum and the blessing of the museum as well.
DJ Cruise
So like I said, that's for your safety. That's my story.
Andy Purcella
I can look further into it. There's a lot of YouTube videos out there.
DJ Cruise
I'm sure you guys can see, but.
Andy Purcella
I want you guys to take your pictures.
DJ Cruise
Enjoy your time here. Nope.
Andy Purcella
I don't know.
DJ Cruise
Would you touch the Annabelle?
Andy Purcella
Probably not after that.
DJ Cruise
I mean, listen, like we got. Call it what it is, man, all right? Everybody's seen the fucking movies, all right? I've seen the movies.
Andy Purcella
I mean, it's definitely. That's look.
DJ Cruise
Warning, positively do not open.
Andy Purcella
Listen, man, I. Yeah, I. It seems weird. Look, I've had enough paranormal happen around me that I know the shit's real. Like, I know it's real. I seen it. I got videos of it. We got videos that we could put in the show. Eventually we will. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Did he Take the vax.
DJ Cruise
That was the other thing going on on Twitter. Yeah, People are saying that. My only question is, was he vexed? Like, that's been a.
Andy Purcella
That.
DJ Cruise
That's been a hot, hot comment.
Andy Purcella
I mean, he looks pretty healthy.
DJ Cruise
He does look pretty healthy, you know. Does look pretty healthy.
Andy Purcella
Looks pretty good for 54 years old. Oh, you know, I'm just saying. I don't know, man. Seems weird. No, I wouldn't fuck with that. I definitely wouldn't. No, I don't think. I think that, like, I think people. This kind of has to do with everything we're talking about. Like, I think people don't understand that there's a lot of things that we don't see or understand or know. And just because we see them on the surface doesn't mean that it's fake or, you know, like. And then another thing I think is, like, people, not enough people have had experiences with evil things to realize what evil truly means. You know, for example, you know, let's take this Netanyahu guy and people, People think, like, when we talk about, like, what we talked about earlier with the Samson option or his ability to kill indiscriminately, I think people, deep down inside, a lot of people, they may not say this, but they, they, they say, well, he must have a reason for it, or there must be. There must be, you know, something that we don't understand, which is causing them to do that. And I think people have a hard time really grasping that there is an entire category of evilness in people, that they do not operate on the same moral standard or code of ethics or right, the understanding of right and wrong. They don't care. Like, it's. Everything they do is for their benefit. And they don't think about it like you would think about it. Like, if you. For most people, I think if they pull the trigger on a military attack, right, and let's say 50, 000 children died that were innocent, that would be enough for most people, I think, to have severe psychological issues for their whole life. Absolutely right. They would. They. You would go to bed and you'd be like, I am. I killed all these people. And like, you would. You would have emotional problems. And like, you got to understand, these people do not think like that. They do not have those emotions. They do not think that it's wrong to kill those people as long as it serves their survival wants and needs. And I think people really up, man, by not understanding that what we're dealing with here culturally, in the world, when it comes to this imposed control and world communism and blackmail and everything that we have going on is, is evil. There's no code of ethics to it. There's no. They don't care. And people have a really hard time understanding that. They have a hard time grasping that there are people walking the earth that will kill you and not feel one ounce of thought afterwards. They don't. Not even for a millisecond. And I think the United States has become so comfortable and it's been so good for so long that most people have never really had an experience with evilness like they, they, they, they say they will, right? They'll say, yeah, I had a bad stepdad or I had a bad mom or I had a bad dad or I did this happened or that happened. No, that's called life. That's called people doing up. This is different.
DJ Cruise
It's my real evil.
Andy Purcella
Yes, real evil exists, and it's very real. And it exists in the spiritual realm, AKA with things you shouldn't with. But it also exists in human beings. And it's hard for. It's hard for someone who's never really seen it to understand that it exists. I have had a number of scenarios in my life where I've seen evil. Like, I've seen it with my own eyes. And I don't think most people have. I think most people think that things that normally happen. My parents got divorced, you know, this tragedy happened, or this or this. And they equate those things to evil, when in reality that's not evil at all. Those are just things that happen. Bad things. Bad things do happen without evil. But then there's evil, and it's a different thing. Anyway, guys. Andy, have a great day.
DJ Cruise
That's all I got.
Andy Purcella
Yeah, don't be a hoe.
DJ Cruise
Share the show.
Andy Purcella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze a bowl, a stove Counted millions in a cold bad.
Andy Purcella
Booted swole got her own bank roll.
DJ Cruise
Can'T fold that's a no head shot, case closed.
Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella
Episode 909: Andy & DJ CTI Discuss Shane Gillis’ ESPYs Monologue, Senate's Trump-Backed Rescission Plan, and an Incident Involving Illegal Immigrants in Orange County
Release Date: July 18, 2025
Hosts: Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise
In Episode 909 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, hosts Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise delve into a range of hot-button topics, blending humor with heated debate. The episode covers Shane Gillis’ controversial ESPYs monologue, the Senate’s recent passage of a Trump-backed rescission plan, and a disturbing incident involving illegal immigrants in Orange County. Throughout the discussion, the hosts share their candid opinions, often sparking lively exchanges.
Timestamp: 15:56 - 24:34
The episode opens with an analysis of comedian Shane Gillis’ performance at the ESPYs Awards. Gillis’ monologue drew attention for its biting humor, targeting figures like Caitlin Clark, Aaron Rodgers, and former President Donald Trump. While some audience members found his jokes offensive, the hosts defend Gillis' approach to comedy.
Notable Quotes:
Andy and DJ Cruise express support for Gillis, emphasizing the importance of comedic freedom. They discuss the backlash Gillis received, with particular attention to comments from social media personalities like Sarah Spain.
Discussion Points:
Timestamp: 24:43 - 39:36
The conversation shifts to the Senate’s recent approval of a Trump-backed rescission plan aimed at defunding PBS and NPR, along with significant cuts to foreign aid. The hosts critique the measure, arguing that public broadcasting serves essential functions, especially in rural areas.
Notable Quotes:
Andy and DJ Cruise contend that the move is less about fiscal responsibility and more about curtailing government influence in media. They express concern over the lack of accountability and the potential negative impact on public services.
Discussion Points:
Timestamp: 10:33 - 14:34
DJ Cruise brings up recent events involving MMA star Conor McGregor, including allegations of inappropriate behavior and unconventional campaign statements if he were to run for political office. The hosts debate the credibility of these claims and McGregor’s intentions.
Notable Quotes:
Andy and DJ Cruise question the authenticity of the allegations against McGregor, discussing the broader theme of celebrity influence in politics and media sensationalism.
Discussion Points:
Timestamp: 67:23 - 86:00
The final segment addresses a troubling incident in Orange County where an individual confronted perceived illegal immigrants, leading to violent altercations. The hosts express strong opinions on immigration policies, national security, and cultural integration.
Notable Quotes:
Andy and DJ Cruise argue for stricter immigration controls, citing concerns over crime rates and the preservation of American cultural values. They discuss the challenges of enforcing immigration laws and the societal impact of illegal immigration.
Discussion Points:
Timestamp: 87:13 - 92:01
In the concluding segment, the hosts review and react to a headline about the death of paranormal investigator Dan Rivera, who was associated with a haunted Annabelle doll. They share their thoughts on paranormal claims and the intersection of tragedy with supernatural beliefs.
Discussion Points:
Episode 909 of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a no-holds-barred discussion on controversial topics ranging from comedy and politics to immigration and paranormal incidents. Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise provide their unfiltered perspectives, challenging listeners to engage critically with current events and societal issues.
Listeners are encouraged to share their thoughts and continue the conversation by visiting andyforella.com or engaging through social media platforms.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this summary reflect the content of the podcast episode and do not represent the assistant's opinions. Some topics discussed may contain offensive or sensitive material.