933. Andy & DJ CTI: Oversight Committee Releases DOJ Epstein Files, Trump Releases Footage Of US Strike & Druski’s Viral ‘White-Face’ Performance

Summary

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Episode 933: Andy & DJ CTI: Oversight Committee Releases DOJ Epstein Files, Trump Releases Footage Of US Strike & Druski’s Viral ‘White-Face’ Performance
Date: September 5, 2025
Hosts: Andy Frisella, DJ Cruise (#100to0)

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise take listeners through the week's most controversial and curious headlines. The banter is unfiltered as always, but covers deeply serious issues like the latest release of Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ and a House Oversight Committee update, Trump’s publicizing of a US military strike, and culture-warping viral moments like Druski’s “white-face” NASCAR stunt. The conversation is a blend of irreverent comedy, sharp political critique, and cultural commentary.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Catch-Up and Gym Talk

Timestamp: 00:16 – 06:55

• Opening banter: The hosts riff about family life, recounting DJ’s experiences in a noisy house full of women and his daughter's achievements in youth sports, motivating her with candy per soccer goal.
  • “For every goal you score, you get to pick some candy.” – DJ Cruise (01:53)
• Hospital observations: DJ laments poor sleeping conditions for dads in hospitals, while Andy jokes about it being “discrimination against the big man.”
• Workout routines: They reminisce about working out with heavy metal (System of a Down, Korn) and the energy it brings.
  • “You’re not even really working out unless you’re about to die.” – Andy (06:22)

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2. Absurdity in the Headlines: Korn Concert Incident

Timestamp: 06:55 – 13:00

• Viral clip: Discussion of a concertgoer caught masturbating during a System of a Down/Korn concert in New Jersey—a moment that both disgusts and fascinates the hosts.
  • “Was he really beating his meat?” – Andy (07:40)
  • Andy and DJ mock the incident, riffing on appropriate punishments and the decline in public decency.
  • “These people do not have a place in society. They don't belong in civilized society.” – Andy (11:16)
• Satirical banter: The guys riff about what kind of guy does this, his boat captain day job, and societal standards slipping.

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3. Headline Deep Dive: Oversight Committee & Epstein Files

Timestamp: 13:32 – 23:16

• Release of DOJ documents: DJ details the House Oversight Committee’s recent subpoena to the DOJ, yielding over 33,000 heavily redacted Epstein-related pages with little new info.
• Victim testimony: Special focus on Representative Nancy Mace’s panic attack after closed-door testimony from Epstein survivors.
  • “Full blown panic attack, sweating, hyperventilating, shaking. I can't breathe. I feel the immense pain...” – Nancy Mace via DJ (15:35)
• Allegations of intelligence involvement: Anna Paulina Luna alleges that Epstein was an international intelligence asset, with networks extending to Slavic countries and involving multiple governments.
  • “Epstein's network was described as an international trafficking network to all members of Congress...” – DJ (17:15)
• Clarification of terms: Andy and DJ explain the confusion between “children” (as in underage women) and very young children (babies) in the public’s perception of the Epstein case.
  • “It's important to clarify what is defined as a child…” – Andy (18:40)
• Blackmail versus ‘crazier’ theories: The hosts maintain that the organized purpose seems to have been blackmail of powerful individuals, not lurid conspiracy myths.
  • “The bigger...the purpose of the trafficking...all evidence...is blackmail.” – DJ (19:30)
  • “They get their excitement off the disruption they create and it ruins everybody's shit.” – Andy (11:22)
• Survivor statement: Deeply moving quote from an Epstein victim:
  • “I was raped repeatedly. I was raped three times a day sometimes. And I was not the only girl on that island...” – Epstein Survivor (20:42)

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4. Community & Culture: Listener Questions & Animal Love

Timestamp: 23:16 – 28:18

• Andy responds to fan comments, jokes about Batman pajamas, and reflects on their loyal listenership.
• Both hosts discuss their love for animals, noting that pets are more innocent than people.
  • “Animals are innocent, bro. They deserve like, attention and love and they're sweet.” – Andy (27:03)

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5. Headline: Trump Releases US Military Strike Footage

Timestamp: 28:55 – 32:51

• Footage details: Trump releases declassified video of a US military strike on a Venezuelan drug boat tied to gang activity.
  • “There was a boat, then there wasn’t a boat...” – DJ (30:14)
• Military involvement in immigration: The DOD is sending up to 600 military attorneys to help clear immigration backlogs, sparking debate.
• Debate on due process for illegals: Andy questions why illegal immigrants receive so many judicial protections compared to treatment Americans would receive abroad.
  • “Why does someone who's here illegally have rights at all?” – Andy (33:32)

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6. Culture Wars & Political Satire: Chicago's Leadership and Crime

Timestamp: 34:56 – 44:43

• Chicago politics: The hosts tear into Chicago’s mayor and political establishment, particularly their resistance to National Guard intervention to quell violent crime.
  • “The people united will always prevail. I need you all to stand firm...if this president decides to continue to break this constitution.” (Mayor Johnson speech via DJ, 36:41)
• Race, crime, and history: Andy blasts the continued weaponization of slavery and racism in public discourse, expressing frustration with identity-driven politics.
  • “I'm done hearing about it. If someone brings it up to me, I don't fucking care.” – Andy (39:05)

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7. Body Positivity & Social Hypocrisy

Timestamp: 44:46 – 44:53

• Ozempic angle: Andy calls out the hypocrisy in the body positivity movement as many who promoted it now use weight-loss drugs to get thin, proving it was always about avoiding hard work.
  • “These people are so full of shit. Notice that all the fat body positive activity people, now they're taking Ozempic and they all got skinny.” – Andy (43:12)

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8. Third Headline: Druski’s Viral ‘White-Face’ Performance

Timestamp: 46:10 – 56:55

• Overview: Black comedian Druski dons convincing “whiteface” makeup and persona at a NASCAR event, lampooning white Southern culture.
  • “He painted his entire face, arms, and torso to a believably Caucasian tone and even added extra detail...with a farmer's tan...” – DJ (49:07)
• Hosts’ take: Both hosts are unfazed and find it hilarious, calling for everyone to lighten up about satire and comedy.
  • “White guy here. This is hilarious. If you're offended, you're a [expletive].” – Read from user Sylvester Cream (52:33)
• Broader commentary: The skit prompts jokes about privilege, race, and comedy, with Andy noting that it’s often white people—rather than black people—who seem offended on behalf of others.
  • “White people are the ones that come to me and yell at me and tell me I'm racist. Ain't black people.” – Andy (47:13)
• Comedic exchange: DJ and Andy joke about doing a show in each other's “skin,” sparking a lively chat about the “whitest” male names.

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9. Thumbs Up or Dumb as: The Bison Farmer Incident

Timestamp: 57:43 – 61:39

• Headline: An 83-year-old man, Dick Wilds, is recovering after being tossed into the air by his pet buffalo (a local landmark animal). Despite 43 years without incident, the unexpected attack prompts laughter, discussion of animal behavior, and wordplay on Wilds’ name.
  • “He’s been living [with buffalo] 43 years and one time you get up, you can cry about it. That’s pretty good odds.” – Andy (58:30)
• Hosts’ verdict: Thumbs up for toughness and resilience; encouragement for Dick to keep pressing on.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Public Decency:
  “They don't have any interest in being [part of society]. They get their excitement off the disruption they create and it ruins everybody's shit.” – Andy (11:22)

• On Political Hypocrisy:
  “I'm sick of people siding with the criminals. I'm sick of people siding with, you know, anybody who's not a tax paying American citizen.” – Andy (33:51)

• On Comedy & Race:
  “All you gotta do is tell people, shut the [expletive] up.” – Andy (54:29)
  “White guy here. This is hilarious. If you’re offended, you’re a [expletive].” – Listener comment read aloud (52:33)
  “If you are [funny], you can do it. Nah, that’s hilarious.” – Andy (54:46)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Family & Workout Banter: 00:16 – 06:55
• Korn Concert Incident: 06:55 – 13:00
• Epstein Files & Oversight Committee: 13:32 – 23:16
• Listener Questions & Animal Comments: 23:16 – 28:18
• Trump Military Strike Video: 28:55 – 32:51
• Chicago Politics & Crime: 34:56 – 44:43
• Druski’s ‘White-Face’ and Comedy Takes: 46:10 – 56:55
• Thumbs Up or Dumb as – Buffalo Incident: 57:43 – 61:39

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Tone & Takeaway

The episode is a rollercoaster of raw humor, cultural takedowns, and unsparing political commentary. While often irreverent or blunt, the core message remains: society needs higher standards, honesty about uncomfortable truths, and the ability to laugh at itself—whether in politics, pop culture, or personal lives.

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Transcript

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove Counted millions in a cold, bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.

[Andy Prisella]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Prisella, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. Yeah, Daddy. Dj Daddy. Daddy. Living in a house with three black women.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right, dude. That's right. That's right.

[Andy Prisella]

It's loud.

[DJ Cruise]

Man. Okay. Yes. Four now. Four black women. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, bro. Listen.

[Andy Prisella]

That's exponentially worse than three.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, boy. I mean, just mathematically. Yeah. You know, it's.

[Andy Prisella]

Now, it's like the power of compounding.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know.

[Andy Prisella]

You know what they say?

[DJ Cruise]

No, what do they say, Andy?

[Andy Prisella]

Nothing.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man. No, it's. It's cool, man. It's cool. Ryan. Ryan's. And she's starting sports. And now so she's, like, doing gymnastics and soccer. So I took her to soccer practice yesterday, and she's good, bro. She scored two goals. And so, like, I. Like, well, yeah, she was. She's. She was the fastest one out. No, but, like, she scored the two goals, you know, Came over during, like, a little halftime scrimmage thing. And I told him, like, all right, listen, here's the deal. For every goal you score, you get to pick some candy.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, well, I'll take your ass right to the score.

[Andy Prisella]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. Right to the store.

[Andy Prisella]

That's what my dad did.

[DJ Cruise]

Really? I'm like, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

You knew my dad did that, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Now, did he do that for real?

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. Oh, but with toys.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, so, like.

[Andy Prisella]

So, like, dude, if we scored a goal or hurt another kid.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Prisella]

He would take us to the store and we'd buy a toy, bro. I don't think he does know that. I don't know if we've talked about it on Real af. That's an MSCO story.

[DJ Cruise]

That's true, though. That's sick, dude. I'm. Listen, I'm down for it. And she told her coaches after practice, she's like, my daddy said he's gonna get me candy for my goals. And they started laughing.

[Andy Prisella]

She likes candy.

[DJ Cruise]

And. Yeah, bro, listen, she's all. Know where she got that mom.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro.

[Andy Prisella]

The best is when she comes up when you guys come over for Christmas, and she's trying to finagle candy out of everybody. Oh, bro, like, she go. She. She goes around to.

[DJ Cruise]

Everybody takes around the kitchen, bro. Yeah, yeah. No, it's cool though, man. It's cool. We're good, you know, moving and ready to talk some. All right. Can't talk some to kids.

[Andy Prisella]

Everybody good? Everybody healthy?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, everybody's good, man. Everybody's good. Everybody's good. You know, we gotta. We did get a new mattress, and it's great. I'm not gonna lie. It's actually really good.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

You're probably exhausted.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Well, bro, that. Okay if I do have a critique, right? The hospitals, bro, the shit that they.

[Andy Prisella]

Make you sleep on, like that little couch. It's a mini couch, bro. We. They get funded by fucking billions of dollars, hundreds of billions of dollars, and they buy these miniature couches.

[DJ Cruise]

You can't fucking fit on this thick.

[Andy Prisella]

You can't tell me, bro, that we can't get a bigger couch. Not a.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, it's. It is sexist, actually. It's what it is.

[Andy Prisella]

It's discrimination against the big man.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what it is. Yeah, well, I hacked the system though.

[Andy Prisella]

Okay?

[DJ Cruise]

So every.

[Andy Prisella]

So you stole a couch.

[DJ Cruise]

So. Yeah, the thing is, bro, like, the nurses, they come in the room like every 10 minutes.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, they never stop. You know what I'm saying? He mama, sorry. You know, and then, you know, everything up makes babies cry. And. And so every time she would come in, I had ever bring me another blanket. So by the end of our stay, my cot was like this thick of just blankets.

[Andy Prisella]

Bro, is that how you like the. Is that how you like your bed? Like, soft.

[DJ Cruise]

I know. I like. Like soft, but firm. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm a big guy, bro. I don't know.

[Andy Prisella]

I gotta have the firm one.

[DJ Cruise]

I need some. I need some firm. You know what I'm saying? But I need it to be soft. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I get it. Soft, you know? Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Get it. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

A little hard and soft.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, I get it.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Prisella]

Sounding a little gay. Just a little bit. All right, man. So what the is going on in the world? I have not been paying attention.

[DJ Cruise]

Same.

[Andy Prisella]

And like, I've been busy. I. This is my second full length podcast I've had to record today.

[DJ Cruise]

Just today alone. Yeah, Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. No, it's. It's yesterday.

[Andy Prisella]

I had a. I had to go home, bro. I like blue. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know what to do. I had a situation arise.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

@. @ HQ. And I think I. I I think I blew a fuse.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. Damn.

[Andy Prisella]

I couldn't see. Oh, it's been a while since.

[DJ Cruise]

Is it that bad?

[Andy Prisella]

I got pretty mad.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh. Well, I didn't hear anything, so that's good.

[Andy Prisella]

You know, it wasn't that. Look, I'm handling it better than I used to.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. I'm proud of you, bro. Listen, I'm proud of you, Growth.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm going. Tell you what, dude, it was easier when I just killed people. Like when I would just rip their Adam's apples out of their throat.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. It was so easy.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, it was way easier. Yeah, but it's not as easy. Trying to be nice.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Trying to live, laugh and love.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm not wired for that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm wired for battle, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I'm with it, bro. I'm with it. But no, there is a lot going on. There is a lot going on. Guys. Remember, pay the fee, be hoes, you know, but we're gonna get into a lot of topics. But I wanted to start something off with. Because, you know, Andy, I appreciate you, man. And you. You've opened my. My world up to a lot of different things. One of those things being heavy metal music.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. And, you know, I didn't. I didn't really. Wasn't really into it. And we start working out, jamming at Sal's gym. You know what I'm saying? During the.

[Andy Prisella]

There's some good workouts.

[DJ Cruise]

Good workouts.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Little.

[Andy Prisella]

No AC Metal.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You know I'm saying.

[Andy Prisella]

That's a real workout.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

I mean, if you over here in the gym and. Fuck.

[DJ Cruise]

This is fucking bullshitting in the fucking.

[Andy Prisella]

This is bullshit, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Just turn the air conditioner.

[Andy Prisella]

You're not even really working out unless you're about to die.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Prisella]

That's a fact.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. But you turned me into some heavy music, man, and, you know, System of a Down. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Prisella]

You're a big fan of them.

[DJ Cruise]

I like those guys. I like them. Corn.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And it just got me thinking, man. Like, you know, because it can put you in the mood. It'll make you want to do some st. You know, I'm saying, listening to that type of music. Yeah. And you know, we. Is actually a running joke. Like, we got to be careful, because if we play heavy music around Andy, like, he's gonna kill somebody.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm saying. But, you know, out of all the things that, you know, it can make you want to do this thing? Never really crossed my mind. So there was. They. They actually had a concert system of a Down in Corn did up in New Jersey, and a guy started jacking off at the stance.

[Andy Prisella]

Shut the up, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

I got the video. Let's check it out. Here's a clip. The guy smacks the. Out of him. He's jacking off in the concert, bro. What the. What did I do?

[Andy Prisella]

Was he really beating his meat?

[DJ Cruise]

Really beating his meat, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

There's.

[DJ Cruise]

What. I don't know if he was drunk, what the deal was.

[Andy Prisella]

What the. There's like a bunch of young girls and around.

[DJ Cruise]

They carried his ass out of there.

[Andy Prisella]

What the.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude just wanking it, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm glad that dude pushed him in the head.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. It's good to see. Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

What are you in for? For?

[DJ Cruise]

I was pounding it, you know, dude.

[Andy Prisella]

I was at Corn. The music just got a hold of me.

[DJ Cruise]

I decided corn needed some cream. You know what I'm saying, dude? Yeah, this guy. This guy's weird. His name's Joshua.

[Andy Prisella]

Now he's famous forever for jacking off at the Corn concert. Oh, my God, bro. What are you doing, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, I don't know, man. Yeah, Joshua, he's jacking off that seal.

[Andy Prisella]

Look at his face.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, okay, all right, all right. Chat. So what would you guess this guy does for a living outside of sea lions at heavy metal concerts.

[Andy Prisella]

Bro? Come on, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, okay. His real job. What do you think he does?

[Andy Prisella]

Starbucks now he's got some sort of. He's a. Some sort of kid counselor or some shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, no, no, no. That would be too bad. That would be too bad. Too bad.

[Andy Prisella]

Now what do we do? Get a hint?

[DJ Cruise]

Boats.

[Andy Prisella]

Boats. He's a captain.

[DJ Cruise]

Seaman.

[Andy Prisella]

He's a seaman.

[DJ Cruise]

He's a seaman. Okay. On a historical ship out of Washington. This guy goes around and dresses up as a pirate. And you can rent the boat that is fully staffed with. What do they call those methods?

[Andy Prisella]

Scally waggers.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Scallywackers.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, my God. Well, bro, he's used to beating off in front of everybody on the ship. There's nowhere to hide. He's like it, dude. I don't gotta do that.

[DJ Cruise]

Is not a face of regret.

[Andy Prisella]

No, that's a face of you. You stopped me right when I was about.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Imagine getting thrown in the clinker with all these dudes. And they'll be like, hey, man, what'd you do?

[DJ Cruise]

What'd you in for?

[Andy Prisella]

Did you do. Oh, man, you're never gonna Believe this. They said I was jacking off at the Corn concert.

[DJ Cruise]

It's corn. Come on, man.

[Andy Prisella]

But I really wasn't.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I was.

[Andy Prisella]

I had a scratch of my balls.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's it.

[Andy Prisella]

I don't think he looks like a dude that would deny it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I know he's gonna fess up to it for sure.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, bro, I thought that's what he was doing. I thought that was like. He was like. Yeah, the air drums and.

[DJ Cruise]

But nope. Dude, that's so bad, man.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm glad that dude smacked him in the head.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Like, bro, what are you doing?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no, shout out.

[Andy Prisella]

That should go to prison. Yeah, like, we don't need that in society, dude. Like this. Of this. This lack of moral standard that's infected our society where dudes are just on the street and jacking off in front of women. And, bro, these people deserve to listen. I don't care what anybody says. You could be mad at me and you could say, oh, these people do not have a place in society. They don't belong in civilized society.

[DJ Cruise]

They don't want to be.

[Andy Prisella]

No, that's right. They don't have any interest in being. They get their excitement off the disruption they create and it ruins everybody's shit. Like, I'm so tired of these fucking weirdos, bro. Anyway, fuck that guy. Yeah, it's just like out here jerking off sea lions.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what I'm saying. Like, okay, you listen some heavy metal, you want to punch a hole through some drywall. I get it.

[Andy Prisella]

I've never. I've never listened to heavy metal ever. And then been like, man, I gotta.

[DJ Cruise]

I gotta. I gotta get one out real quick.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, I've never thought that, like, not once. Which is kind of amazing, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm 40 something years old. You think that would, like.

[DJ Cruise]

It would have happened by now. Yeah, well, at least once. Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

No, it never happened. Sorry, guys. I like your music.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, not that much. Yeah. What, do you own the world? I thought that was interesting, man.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Guys, tell us what you guys think down in the chat.

[Andy Prisella]

What should the appropriate punishment be for jerking off in public?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Playing what song?

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, it cut it off. That's a great solution.

[DJ Cruise]

That'd be great.

[Andy Prisella]

Wood chipper to the song. Smash it with a hammer. Who? Hammer smashing.

[DJ Cruise]

Oof.

[Andy Prisella]

That'd be appropriate.

[DJ Cruise]

That would suck.

[Andy Prisella]

I like that.

[DJ Cruise]

No, but it would make it bigger, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, dude, I mean, this. Look at this guy peeing his butt some People do that for fun.

[DJ Cruise]

That might not be a punishment. Yeah, I mean.

[Andy Prisella]

Twist his dick.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. That's what we got, man. But yeah, let's get into our headlines, man. Guys, remember as always, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforcella.com you guys can find them all linked there for you. You guys can also come check us out on video, Spotify, Twitter, YouTube. Come check us out.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. Or else.

[DJ Cruise]

Or else. Or else. So yeah, let's get into our first set of headlines, man. Let's kick things off. Gotta. Let's do a little Epstein update because there's some things happening. Not for real, but there's some other stuff happening. Epstein. Yeah. So oversight committee releases DOJ Epstein files. And it was like 33, 000 pages. An additional 33, 000 pages. Most of it was heavily redacted. And the other stuff we've already seen before. And so this comes out, there's this new over the. The House Oversights committee, they subpoenaed the Department of Justice and, and this was, this was now they did this back on like August 5th, I believe. And so this was the update on it. So they just released that and it was. It's nothing. It's really nothing. There's not a whole lot there. And again, it's all put in no actual, you know, chronological order. There's nothing really going on to there. But here is the update that I want to talk about that I'm interested in is that this oversight committee, they actually listened to some testimony and closed closed chambers with some alleged victims of the Epstein situation. Nancy Mays. Representative Nancy Mays. She was seen leaving the meeting ahead of time saying that she had a, suffered a full blown panic attack. And so there was a video of her leaving that meeting. Let's check this clip out. Yeah, so she, she walks out and then, you know, a couple of hours later she posts this on Twitter. She says, since it's already being reported, yes, I left the oversight briefing with Epstein victims early. As a recent survivor, not two years in, I've had a very difficult time listening to their stories. Full blown panic attack, sweating, hyperventilating, shaking. I can't breathe. I feel the immense pain of how hard all victims are fighting for themselves because we know absolutely no one will fight for us. God bless all survivors. So that happened. She. And she got some on Twitter about that, you know, but there was a.

[Andy Prisella]

As a recent survivor, not two years in what happened, what happened to her?

[DJ Cruise]

I'm under, I'm. I don't know. I didn't know anything about it. I haven't heard anything about it. I don't know if she's been public, not saying she hasn't, I haven't heard anything about it, you know. But here, here is another development that, that has come out with this though and this comes from Anna Paulina Luna. She says that Jeffrey Epstein may have been an intelligence asset working for our adversaries. And so she puts this out kind of like in a tweet but and, and kind of lays it out in some bullet points for us. So she tweeted this out, we'll go through this. She says some of the ref. Some info referencing the Epstein victim's testimony today. So she says there are over 33000 documents names will be in those files per the victims. We need to follow the money trail. This was a well orchestrated operation with many tentacles to include shell corporations etc. Chairman Comer via House oversight is sending a SARS request to the U S Treasury. There's a lot to uncover referencing the Deutsche bank and how money was funneled and moved. Epstein's network was described as an international trafficking network to all members of Congress who were present, both Democrat and Republican and also involved trafficking women from Slavic nations as well, immigration fraud, etc. Many of those women have stayed silent due to fear of retribution. Foreign governments as in more than one were named to be working with Epstein. Victim information, rightfully so was redacted from release. But the committee as a whole is working to ensure that they will be given access to their information that was previously denied to them by other admins. Thank you to the Trump admin for handling all of this over handing all of this over. One victim had a newborn daughter, threatened to threaten for coming forward. Epstein was still victimizing underage girls while on work release while wearing an ankle monitor only to spend the evening in prison. The attorneys of some of these implicated individuals have apparently already tried to contact some of the victims attorneys and that Representative Comer is running point on this and she's going to be backing them up Now I know we've talked on the show, you know like people fixating on the child trafficking portion of this and how like you know, if, if not saying that it's not that there just hasn't really been proof of that if it is that terrible, absolutely terrible. But I think the, the bigger, not bigger.

[Andy Prisella]

Well I think it's, it's important to clarify what is defined as a Child. Right. Like I, I think, you know, an underage girl who's 16 is still a child. But a lot of people are talking about children in the context of them being like babies.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes. Talking three, four years old. Correct. Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

So, so that's what I, that's what we mean about the children. It's, it's these, these are underage women who are children, I guess, like what you would call.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, for sure.

[Andy Prisella]

Legally. Right. But they're not like small babies. Babies.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Which is what most people was going. I'm not saying there's any, anything okay. About that. I'm saying it's a, it's a, it's a misunderstanding of how people are looking at it for sure.

[DJ Cruise]

And I think our biggest takeaway too was like the purpose of the trafficking and the purpose of the trafficking, by all evidence that you know, or theories, whatever you want to say that is blackmail.

[Andy Prisella]

Yes, they're doing that. And a lot of people say, oh, it's because they're eating all the babies and all this crazy ass shit. Which dude, you know, who the fuck knows if it's true or not.

[DJ Cruise]

But. Right, that's.

[Andy Prisella]

There's been no evidence to show.

[DJ Cruise]

Sure. Right.

[Andy Prisella]

And there is a lot of evidence to show the blackmail for sure.

[DJ Cruise]

And so, you know, Anna Paulina Luna comes out saying that it wasn't, you know, it's not just one foreign government that was involved, it was multiple foreign governments involved and that most of the women were coming from Slavic nations. Now there is. So after they did this closed door, you know, briefing to this oversight committee, they then went out and you know, Representative Thomas, Thomas Massey is involved in it. Major Taylor Green's involved in it. Comer as said, one of the victims did speak because they did like a little press conference outside to the public. And this was one of the clips from, from that press conference. Let's check this out.

[Andy Prisella]

I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey and all the co conspirators did to me. I was raped repeatedly. I was raped three times a day sometimes. And I was not the only girl on that island. There was a constant stream of girls being raped over and over and over again.

[DJ Cruise]

And yes, Ghilain must die in prison.

[Andy Prisella]

Because I've been in hell and back for the last 17 years.

[DJ Cruise]

And 27 for me. I was 10 years old when Liz Stein was being trafficked. I was 10.

[Andy Prisella]

Hey. That is how long the sex trafficking ring has been going. Hold on, hold on. She's saying she was 10.

[DJ Cruise]

She was 10 years old.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, well then maybe that's a different story than what we were just talking about.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, she said she was 10. So I mean, and again, like, yes, that's absolutely terrible. Does it? But there's still another element of this, is that again, it was. Was these just nasty old rich that were just doing dirty or was this an orchestrated thing that was known by government.

[Andy Prisella]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

To get those old rich dirt or politicians or whoever it may be. Like we. Yes, this is a bad piece of it. We don't want to miss. What was the purpose? Was there a purpose for it?

[Andy Prisella]

No, the purpose is to. To get leverage on everybody who is relevant in any situation ever. And if you think about the technology that exists now, they no longer need to do this anymore. Okay. If they did need to do it, Jeffrey Epstein wouldn't be dead and he wouldn't be in jail and they would still be doing it.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Prisella]

The reason they don't need these. These systems to do this anymore is because they have the technology now to just do it. They can dip right into your phone. And by the way, don't you find it interesting that every single person who ever goes against these people almost always ends up being found to be some sort of child molester or have some sort of sexual pictures on their computer and nobody ever stops to ask how did they actually get there. They just assume that the person did that.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Prisella]

When in reality, these people can put these. This on any device they want want, and then knock on your door and put you in jail and say you're a child molester and your life is over. And that's what these people do now. They don't need to go get the. They don't need to go do this anymore. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Yep. With that being said, let's go cruise some comments, bro. It's been a minute. Yeah, let's cruise some of these things. We got some hot ones in here. Oh, yeah, some half fries. His first one is from locally hated raps. Says if Andy ain't wearing that Batman PJs, I'm not watching the show next Monday. We all heard that. Oh, yeah. Up.

[Andy Prisella]

I gotta get him, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I'll order them right now.

[Andy Prisella]

Z Shine's already on it. Look at that granny's house over there.

[DJ Cruise]

I think he wants to see it. I want to see it.

[Andy Prisella]

Batman's cool.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's see it. What size you need?

[Andy Prisella]

Double X.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, not that bitch ass xl.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right.

[Andy Prisella]

For pussies.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. All right. Locally hate it. It's coming.

[Andy Prisella]

If you don't wear xl, you're not even a man.

[DJ Cruise]

You mean double X?

[Andy Prisella]

At least X.

[DJ Cruise]

At least X has to be. At least.

[Andy Prisella]

Even if you're fucking little. You should wear xl just to pretend.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Just to get a taste of the pressure. Yeah. Yep. Next one is Gues Gues. He says the reason I started listening to tuning toning to the show was 75 hard back in 22. The reason I continue to listen to and share the show is because use of the perspectives provided comedy and lessons to be learned. There is not another show like this that dare speaks of the topics and viewpoints like this unsurpassed quality here always.

[Andy Prisella]

Thank you, brother. Yeah, that's very, very genuine. Nice comment.

[DJ Cruise]

It's very nice, man.

[Andy Prisella]

You know, I was thinking about this too. We are better than everybody else. I was just thinking about that. Yeah, like, I was watching some of the clips of some of these other dong bags, bro. What the.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, no, like how the.

[Andy Prisella]

Does anybody watch this?

[DJ Cruise]

It's gay.

[Andy Prisella]

But then I watch our clips and I'm like, we're lucky.

[DJ Cruise]

Is anybody.

[Andy Prisella]

We're lucky to have a single listener.

[DJ Cruise]

That's real, dude.

[Andy Prisella]

I don't get it, man. Like, I don't. I'm, you know, I don't know, like the, the boring like, conversation that's always like, that shit is played out, dude. It's not funny. It's dry. It's like Andy said that six months ago on literally every one of these guys clips.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh yeah, that's my favorite stuff. Yeah. Yeah, man.

[Andy Prisella]

I wish our followers would call them out more though. It's funny, like how some of these shows get the spotlight. Like.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I think they delete a lot of that too though. Huh? They delete those comments, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, well, I'm saying this. What I'm saying is it's interesting that like shows that have are saying like, we're so out in front that by the time everybody else is saying it, like, we look crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Prisella]

But then like somebody else says it and it's all over the Internet and it's like, dude, what do you mean? Like, that's my life. Like, all I do is watch clips of other people say that I said six months ago.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Prisella]

And then like everybody like, holy. You see what so and so said?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Prisella]

It's like you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, I get it, man. I get it. I got one more from you. One more for you. This is from your latest IG post, actually. We missed, yeah, we missed the Monday show.

[Andy Prisella]

I post.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. And it's a comment from it.

[Andy Prisella]

On my page.

[DJ Cruise]

On your page. Yeah, yeah. This is from Maddie, Madison, Madison, Ariel, Andy, normally. And then, you know, double face, fist pump, skulls, crossbones, Andy around his animals.

[Andy Prisella]

That's facts.

[DJ Cruise]

Butterflies.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Kiss emojis.

[Andy Prisella]

That's true.

[DJ Cruise]

And then you got your pie. This is, this is accurate.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, it is accurate. That's. Dude, animals are innocent, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

They didn't do anything. No, they're innocent beings. They deserve like, attention and love and they're sweet people. Not so sweet.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I, I, you know, like you never, you like, like, like my duck never like me over, man. Like quack off. Every time I see the duck, it's happy. You know what I'm saying? Like, every time I see Charlie, she's like always the same.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. Meatball is my boy, man.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. Otis does love you, bro. When dj, when DJ after work, DJ follows me home and, and Otis comes outside, bro, and he gets hyped.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, that's my guy, bro. Yeah, that's my guy. You know, now, I mean, we've had to set some boundaries because he likes, you know, he does that licking on me, you know.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, he does that and then the.

[DJ Cruise]

Little red rocket comes out.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

But this is my guys.

[Andy Prisella]

He's an obsessive liquor. Yeah. At least he doesn't lick his own weed.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, I don't think he can. I think he does. No, he does.

[Andy Prisella]

I've never seen him do it. I don't think he can like, can't reach it. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Was that, is that an impression of him trying to do it? I love it. I love it, man. Guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real ass fans. Guys, keep liking commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell. Notification to stay up to date with with the latest drops from Real af. Let's keep cruising. Come on too. This was actually cool. Got stay with me here. All right. But I thought this was pretty cool. So did you see that clip of the United States fucking bombing the shit out of that boat, bro?

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, so Trump releases the footage of us strike on trend day. Aragua boat, drug boat off of Venezuela. So this happened Tuesday or I believe actually on Monday. And then he released it on Tuesday. And it's footage of a US military destroying a boat carrying drugs and trend gang members off the coast of Venezuela. I mean, it's like a fucking 12 second clip. But these are allegedly narco terror or were allegedly narco terrorists that got destroyed.

[Andy Prisella]

I mean, even if they weren't, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

And so, like, when I saw the clip the first time, though, I didn't think it was real because it looked like a video gamer, like some Call of Duty. But I love it. This was. This was. The clip was posted out from the official White House. White House page. Let's check this out. I mean, it's just, you know, they're just, you know, being terrorists. Drug narco terrorists, you know, just, you know, doing terrorist shit and drugs and then jerking off the corn. That's right. That's right, that's right. There it is. And then kaboom. Oh, dude, it's awesome. They were headed here. They were headed to the United States.

[Andy Prisella]

Hey.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. And, you know, there was a boat, then there wasn't a boat, and then, you know, I just love the talk that that happens after this stuff. You remember when he killed that. That. That I like a dog. Yeah. Abu.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Bin Swari.

[Andy Prisella]

He tried like a bitch.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. He's just. Bro, it's great. It's like, no other world leaders doing that like that, bro. I imagine Conor McGregor will probably do something similar should he win the presidency over there. But he tweeted trump truth this out. Basically saying, fuck around. Find out. Yeah. That everybody else needs to be aware and be on the lookout because it's not stopping. So I thought that was great. Now the DOD there, you know, that that's who you use. Use military forces to conduct this. This. This very targeted strike. Warheads on foreheads is the saying. Thought it was fucking awesome. But there's something else happening with the DoD that I thought was interesting. This has to do with migration. All right, Defense Department to send up to 600 attorneys, military attorneys to serve as temporary immigration judges. All right, so this just came down. All right. And I thought this was. This was pretty interesting. So the Department of Defense, they actually changed the name, is now back to the Department of War. I believe they did that. Little. Little change. But they are considering authorizing up to 600 military attorneys to serve as temporary immigration judges, the Defense official confirmed. Chief Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell said in a statement that at the request of the Justice Department, the Defense Department is in the process of identifying qualified judge advocates and civilian attorneys for details to serve as temporary immigration judges. Parnell said the Defense Department attorneys would help with the backlog of cases by presiding over immigration hearings, the Associated Press first reported. So right now, there's a backlog of 3.4 million cases just in the immigration side, right, These are people who are trying to claim asylum. These are people who may have committed some, some not so good things on American soil. And these are. Judges would be sitting there determining whether or not they should stay, should leave. And now the DOD is getting involved in this. Now, of course that's, you know, having some backlash. But why? Well, I mean, you know, it's, it's everybody, you know. Well, we want the 3.4 million backlog of cases. Why wouldn't we want that?

[Andy Prisella]

Who wants that?

[DJ Cruise]

Right, right.

[Andy Prisella]

I mean, should we just add them to the fucking list of people we kick the fuck out of here?

[DJ Cruise]

Let's expedite this process. Yeah, and I think that's the thing. It's like, you know, people want this stuff to go so quickly. Right? And like, yes, we do. Right. But to your point, just even on the strategy side, like on a judicial, legal side, man, it's like, it's so bogged down with all of these hoops and hurdles that obstacles that you gotta jump through. Like, if it. I wish it was as easy.

[Andy Prisella]

Well, why, why does someone who's here illegally have rights at all?

[DJ Cruise]

Due process. Yeah, right. Well, and so like, and that's the thing.

[Andy Prisella]

Would you get that in any other country, like, if I went into, you know, wherever else and like, do I get like a fair trial and it.

[DJ Cruise]

Ain'T gonna be fair.

[Andy Prisella]

No, don't. You could just round it up and throw. Either thrown in prison or thrown the out of the country.

[DJ Cruise]

Brittney Griner, Russia. I mean, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

I mean, what the are we doing, dude? Yeah, and I'll be real, dude. I'm sick of these people, these, these. Dude, I'll be real, man. I'm sick and tired of these people who have no contact with the outcomes and the issues that every single regular person has to deal with from these motherfuckers being here and then stopping them from going. I am tired of people who just resist everything that anyone tries to do to clean up this country for the sake of resisting it. I'm sick of people siding with the criminals. I'm sick of people siding with, you know, anybody who's not a tax paying American citizen. And these people who stand up, for example, and get upset that criminals are being deported or that crime is being squashed by whatever means necessary. And you're throwing a fucking fit. Like this douchebag in Chicago.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, you know, I got some of that.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, good.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So, so. And that's the transition, right? So like, you know, bro, those people.

[Andy Prisella]

Deserve to go to fucking jail. You are a treasonous American.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes. Yes.

[Andy Prisella]

You are rooting against the American taxpayer who voted your stupid ass into office. You.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, that's the thing. And so it's like, you know, I think what Trump is trying to do, because of all those legal obstacles, bro, he's embarrassing them. Well, he's exposing and he's using the powers that he can't.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, like how. How stupid does Pritzker look right now, bro? Like. Like Washington, D.C. you even have. Every single day, bro, you even have the left media saying, bro, this is nice.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

I don't have to worry about shit. I live in D.C. this is great. You have people on fucking CNN and MSNBC saying that you have people in the. The dangerous communities, which are mostly black communities, saying they're thankful for Trump and what he's doing. And you got this face, this fat piece of in Chicago and his little butt boy telling people, are they ready to resist the American invasion. What? What are you talking about?

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, Bro, I saw that clip. I. I watched that clip about a hundred times.

[Andy Prisella]

That guy should be kicked out. Like, legitimately. Either put in prison or kicked out of the country. Yeah, like you're. Dude, if I stood on that, if I would have that openly, blatantly called for a revolution, dirt, I'd be in prison. Like the J6ers insurrection. But these can do it whenever the they want.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no problem at all. Here's the clip.

[Andy Prisella]

I hope they do fucking stand up against him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

And get run the fuck over.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's check.

[Andy Prisella]

Nobody's gonna do that. No, the people in Chicago were like, yeah, bro, we need this shit fixed.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, so some funny things on that, but I want to play this clip. So this is because Andy's talking about the mayor of Chicago, Brandon Johnson. Here. Here's the clip he's referencing. Are you prepared to defend this land, this land that was built by slaves, a land that was built by indigenous people, a land that is built by workers? Are you prepared to defend this land? The people united will always prevail. I need you all to stand firm, to stand strong if this president decides to continue to break this constitution. Okay. Okay. So I had to do some research. Okay. Do you know who founded Chicago? Okay, all right. A little history lesson. It was a black guy. His name was Jean Baptiste. Pont du Sable. Okay? Found in Chicago. Black guy. Okay? Because when he's talking about, you know, his land is, you know, Listen, I.

[Andy Prisella]

Ain'T trying to hear. Listen, we're done hearing this. I Don't give a fuck.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, here's the thing. There's some truth to it, but it was this black guy. Slaves, bro. Jean Baptiste, okay, was. He made his fortune in the slave trade, had 80 personal slaves at a time of death. And. And they maintained to be a part of his estate even after.

[Andy Prisella]

Well, you know, the black slave owners were the worst ones, too. Bro, bro, that's historically accurate.

[DJ Cruise]

But here's the thing. It's like, you know, one of the things, like, obviously, we know crime is fucking terrible, right?

[Andy Prisella]

Look, I want to make this point. I don't give a fuck who built what. I don't give a fuck. I don't want to hear about fucking slavery from people who've never fucking had to deal with it. I don't want to hear about how I'm fucking racist for the last fucking 40 years of my life because of something that happened 300, 400, 200 fucking years ago. I'm over it. And so is everybody else. Oh, yeah, I saw this video online last night of this black girl saying, do you know where the. Do you know where the phrase good morning comes from?

[DJ Cruise]

Good.

[Andy Prisella]

Good morning means It's. Back in the slave days, they used to say good morning. The slave owners sent it to the black people to make them feel. It's spelled different. You stupid. It's a different word. Like, dude. I'm so tired of everything being this thing. Like, dude. Can none of us have to deal with that? Can we all look at each other and be like, all right, that happened 200 years ago. Can we please work together now? Can we become something productive? Can we stop being led into these arguments and these disagreements by the elite people in the earth to hate each other so that we continue to be victimized by these same people? Like, dude, I'm done. I'm done hearing about it. If someone brings it up to me, I don't fucking care. I don't care what you call me. I don't care. I don't care. I'm over it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I'm over it.

[Andy Prisella]

Like, what? Like 200 years ago, when my family was fucking raped in Sicily by fucking the moors. Like, like, imagine that was my identity.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Prisella]

You know what I'm saying? Like, Jesus Christ, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, so don't say good morning.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm fucking so over it. Dude. I'm so over it. And I'm not. I'm not the only one. Everybody's tired of it. Everybody's tired of this weaponization of history to make people feel guilty so that the people who are making the people feel guilty can do whatever the fuck they want.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep. No, that's real. That's real. Well, so on this thing, you know, sending the Garden to Chicago, right, because they're not asking. They're not asking the people. The right. They're not asking the right people about their thoughts on this, right? Like, you know, you know who they ask?

[Andy Prisella]

Andy fucking White? Karen Bruncher?

[DJ Cruise]

No, they. They asked. They asked the criminals. Oh, the criminals. Yeah. Residents of Chicago's most violent block don't want Trump to send them out.

[Andy Prisella]

I wonder why.

[DJ Cruise]

I wonder why.

[Andy Prisella]

Why? Well, this is another example of what I'm talking about, about them siding with the criminals, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

This ain't a. This ain't a temperature heat map.

[Andy Prisella]

That's a crime heat map.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a violent crime heat map, bro. You know, and like, and here's my thing too, right? Because you have these people like, you know, Mayor Johnson gets up there, he's like, oh, no, don't sit them. We don't want them here. We're gonna fight whatever. It's like, bro, you're literally, you're. You're trying to rally up people to be on your side so that they can continue to live in fear.

[Andy Prisella]

Did you hear what he said? He said more than that.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

He said the shootings will continue.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro. It's like. It's insane. It's insane. And you know what? I'm actually. What I'm actually more concerned about because, like, here's the thing. Like, if they were actually doing any. Any type of decent job, then we would see it. But, like, it's ain't just crime that Chicago. You know what Bryant Brandon Johnson should be focused on in the fucking reading levels of Chicago and how approximately only 30% of Chicago Public School students, 3 to 8.

[Andy Prisella]

They want that. They want that. They don't intend to fix that. They want people to be illiterate. They want people to be stupid. They want people to be violent. It gives them a story to tell about what they're going to fix and then people to blame. That's what they want.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, it's sad, man. It's sad, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

That guy's a racist piece of shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Both of them.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, they both are.

[DJ Cruise]

Racist piece of shit. Fucking. But boys, I fucking hang.

[Andy Prisella]

Another thing I fucking thought about.

[DJ Cruise]

What's up?

[Andy Prisella]

You know, the body positive. As long as we're in on the shit, the body positivity movement.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Remember, like, do you see him in workout clothes?

[Andy Prisella]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro, there's a picture of it.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, well, it was pretty bad. He's lost some weight, I think. No, no, I think he has. I'm being fair. I think he's lost some weight. I think he's lost actually like 100 pounds because he's like 700.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Prisella]

But the point. The body positive. This shows you, dude. Like, these people are so full of. Notice that all the fat body positive activity people, now they're taking Ozempic and they all got skinny. So it shows you that they were full of the entire time. The entire time. Yeah, they were full of.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, it's no different than these guys.

[Andy Prisella]

They were just looking for a way to not have to do the work. Like.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, it's just like these guys, like, you know, telling them, like, oh, we're not going to fix the crime. We don't want, you know, troops here while they walk around with 24, seven armed security. Dude.

[Andy Prisella]

No, I mean, I think Pritzker, I think you should go live in O block.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Go live in until the problem's solved.

[DJ Cruise]

No security. Yeah. And tell me then, then tell me how that's right.

[Andy Prisella]

You know what? That's actually a really good idea. Like why we're all these people who want to side with the criminals. They should be forced to go live in those neighborhoods then.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Period.

[DJ Cruise]

Go do it.

[Andy Prisella]

Let's see. Let's see it move in a couple. A guy who's never had to work a day in his life, by the.

[DJ Cruise]

Way, he is loaded.

[Andy Prisella]

No, he's not loaded. He's the richest politician in the whole country. Oh, yeah. And he didn't earn it at all. He inherited it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

No matter what the they say on the Internet.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. It's stupid, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Douchebag. Dude, let's move on. The point is all these people are full of shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

They're all liars. That like, anybody who speaks up for crime deserves to fucking go to prison. Anybody who speaks up for illegals to be here deserves to fucking go to prison. And it was funny because another thing that we didn't get to cover because we didn't have a show this week was Newsom got a. He gave a speech and he said that he was worried that Trump was going to send ICE agents to the polls.

[DJ Cruise]

I saw that. I saw that.

[Andy Prisella]

I thought.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

That illegals didn't vote in elections. So if you're not an illegal, what do you have to be afraid of ICE for?

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Prisella]

And why are you concerned about that? Like, these people are so stupid, dude. They tell on Them. I don't know who's dumber, dude. The people who can watch the. And believe what they say or the guys that say it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, they're gonna intimidate the voters.

[Andy Prisella]

Good.

[DJ Cruise]

Which ones?

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, good, good.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's stupid, man.

[Andy Prisella]

Guys not doing something wrong you're gonna be afraid of.

[DJ Cruise]

That's my philosophy. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Yeah, let us know, man. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

All these people.

[DJ Cruise]

Snow bear. That being said, we got our. We got third and final headline here, guys.

[Andy Prisella]

Third and I'm feeling the hate. Come on, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

It's boiling.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right, let's see how this one does. Yeah, you better bug alone. No, we got to talk about it, man. Drew Ski. You know our boy Drew Ski? Yeah, yeah. Drew Ski's in. He's getting some heat.

[Andy Prisella]

What do you do?

[DJ Cruise]

Comedian Drew Ski's viral white face performance stuns fans and draws ire or ear. Is that eerie? Fuck. For racist portrayal of NASCAR fans. Okay, so Drew Ski, my boy. Yeah, I like it.

[Andy Prisella]

He's not racist.

[DJ Cruise]

He's not racist. Fucking comedian comedians, I think, all get a passion. We're comedians and we're racist.

[Andy Prisella]

That's right. Very. Especially I was until I met you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man, but. And here's the. You know the funny thing too, bro, that I noticed about this.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm racist against white people. White people are the ones that come to me and yell at me and tell me I'm racist. Ain't black people.

[DJ Cruise]

It's never black people.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, white people are the ones that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yell at me during COVID It's funny, dude, you know? Yeah. Because it's always black people with me.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. It's all. It's always white people preaching me about how. How I need to be better.

[DJ Cruise]

It be your own people.

[Andy Prisella]

It always be your own people.

[DJ Cruise]

Always be your own people, bro. And it's crazy because like this headline, right?

[Andy Prisella]

Like white mother.

[DJ Cruise]

I have not. I haven't really found any negative heat.

[Andy Prisella]

On this vanilla mayonnaise cracker eating criminals.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I'm talking about my people. I know.

[Andy Prisella]

I'm talking about my people. Can't dancing, can't dance. Always no rhythm having.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Always eat potato salad.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Nasty ass mayonnaise smelling mother.

[DJ Cruise]

Hot dog water. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Andy Prisella]

Now you do black people. Okay. No, don't.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, no. But yeah, Juicy. Juicy's. You know, I don't know if you've.

[Andy Prisella]

Seen the video credit having. Oh, my God, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

No co sign needing Ass.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, God dang.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, all right. But yeah, Drew Ski, he didn't.

[Andy Prisella]

Do I give him a pass? I don't care what he did, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

It was great.

[Andy Prisella]

I don't even need to know if.

[DJ Cruise]

You ain't seen it.

[Andy Prisella]

People are mad.

[DJ Cruise]

People are mad.

[Andy Prisella]

Who's mad?

[DJ Cruise]

We're gonna dive into white people. Probably white people.

[Andy Prisella]

White people mad about everything.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. But yeah, Drew Skis, he's coming under fire for. For a white face performance in which he donned incredibly realistic makeup and proceeded to cosplay as a racist NASCAR fan. The black comedian, 30, looked unrecognizable after he painted his entire face, arms, and torso to a believably Caucasian tone and even added extra detail to the bit with a farmer's tan sunburn at a recent NASCAR race. Bro. It's great.

[Andy Prisella]

Wait, hold on. I think I saw this. Does he have, like, a mullet and.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Prisella]

And he's got, like, America flag tattoo.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Prisella]

He's in overalls.

[DJ Cruise]

Great.

[Andy Prisella]

All right. I saw this. I wonder why. Why people were posting this guy. I didn't know it was Drew ski.

[DJ Cruise]

52 million views.

[Andy Prisella]

Okay. People are mad.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's watch it.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[DJ Cruise]

I've seen this.

[Andy Prisella]

That's him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's true.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of those guys.

[DJ Cruise]

I've seen this guy before.

[Andy Prisella]

Bro. That's what I'm saying. That guy looks like he. That guy looks like he could be from around here, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

I've seen him before.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I've seen this guy before.

[Andy Prisella]

This guy. This guy resides. This. This unique species. Unique species of. Of Homo sapien.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Resides between the borders of the top of Missouri and the bottom of Arkansas all the way to the coast, right? So Tennessee, Kentucky, Carolinas, Oklahoma, all of them. This guy, that's. That's where his native. And then, like, for some reason, some of them got down to Florida.

[DJ Cruise]

We don't know how. Yeah, that's right. That's right. He migrates. Yeah. From Missouri. Yeah. Yeah, bro, this is.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, but see, this is the guy you look at and you're like, that guy must be a racist weirdo. But then you find out he's the nicest dude ever.

[DJ Cruise]

Super cool. Yeah, super cool. Just don't. His cousin.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. Cuz he does.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, let's check this clip out, man. Here's the love. Here's the honor. If you can't come in her. Come on.

[Andy Prisella]

Ha.

[DJ Cruise]

Born in the usa. Hey, Suanna. Suanna. She's not listening. Hey, come on. You need to listen to your nana. Go ahead, baby. Go ahead, baby. How the.

[Andy Prisella]

That is great.

[DJ Cruise]

He spits on the bike. Hey, M. How you doing, baby? How you doing, baby? All right. I mean, look, man. Hey, you lost both going to the race.

[Andy Prisella]

What race? NASCAR race. You going to NAS car?

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, sir. A little bit.

[Andy Prisella]

You ain't lost, is you?

[DJ Cruise]

No, I'm good. I'm going to the right side. Sure about that? Yes, sir. Find something safe to do, boy. Yeah, if liquor don't kill us, it's great.

[Andy Prisella]

Oh, come on, man. That's funny.

[DJ Cruise]

As.

[Andy Prisella]

And this guy's right. Sylvester Cream says white guy here. This is hilarious. If you're offended, you're a.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

That's hilarious.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, here's the thing, though, bro. Like, again, guys, he's a comedian, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Listen, y' all need done it before. Everybody needs to get the. Over it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, he get the.

[Andy Prisella]

Over. All of it, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

He did the. You know, like, the little. You know, the white boys that, like, you know, get a couple of black Hood, black friends and, like.

[Andy Prisella]

Because I know a black guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, well, watch. He. This is an OG video of Drew Ski. Check this out. What the hell y' all cook with that on? Preston, stop talking like that. You're raised better than that. Why y' all tripping like that? Stop. That's enough. That is enough. Yeah, both. Come on now.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, Preston.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. You know Joe.

[Andy Prisella]

What's wrong with Joe?

[DJ Cruise]

No, I was just.

[Andy Prisella]

That was a good impression by that white lady.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good. But. But, I mean, the memes have been coming out, but people tend to forget, like, you know, this ain't fucking new, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

Who gives a.

[DJ Cruise]

It's comedy.

[Andy Prisella]

Who gives a fuck? People are mad about who's mad.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, again, I have yet to find an actual upset.

[Andy Prisella]

Okay, so this.

[DJ Cruise]

This is a lie.

[Andy Prisella]

He's not. This is great pr.

[DJ Cruise]

It's great. It's great. Now, Theo Vaughn did hopping on this, man.

[Andy Prisella]

He's funny.

[DJ Cruise]

He said, wow. Anyone do hair and mu. Hit my DMs, huh? Oh, hair and makeup. Got it. Okay. Hit my dms. I feel a Jheri curl coming off.

[Andy Prisella]

Yes. Race Wars. That's how going to do it. I'm going to dress up as you. You go dress up as me.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm down. I'm down. But again, guys, it's been done before.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

It's comedy. Yeah, grow up.

[Andy Prisella]

I. I agree.

[DJ Cruise]

Grow up, man.

[Andy Prisella]

All you got to do is tell People, shut the up.

[DJ Cruise]

That's it.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, that's it. Hey, shut the up.

[DJ Cruise]

That's it. Yeah, that's it. I thought it was.

[Andy Prisella]

I think it's great. Drew gets a pass for anything. He's funny.

[DJ Cruise]

He's funny now if he wasn't funny.

[Andy Prisella]

If you're not funny, you don't get a pass.

[DJ Cruise]

Just don't do it. Yeah, all right, but if. If you are, you could do it. Nah.

[Andy Prisella]

That's hilarious.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

Now juice good, too. I felt like I felt my bloodlines. You know what I'm saying? Like, I felt like I was hanging with my cousin.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Cultural appropriation.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Drew Ski.

[Andy Prisella]

This is like fourth cousins, though.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, okay. Not that close. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

No, it's like that cousin that, like, lives in another part of the country. You meet him, you're like, what the.

[DJ Cruise]

We're related to that guy.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah. But then by the end of the day, you're like, this is my best friend.

[DJ Cruise]

He's good.

[Andy Prisella]

I can see why we're related.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, it's great, dude. It's great, dude.

[Andy Prisella]

Drew's the man.

[DJ Cruise]

He's. He's good.

[Andy Prisella]

I thought he was coming on or something. I thought we had him on the list.

[DJ Cruise]

Andy. Oh. Oh, Andy.

[Andy Prisella]

Well, he has to come on as a white guy.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm putting that in the ride. I guess I have to dress up.

[Andy Prisella]

As a black guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

And you two guys got to be white. Be the greatest show ever.

[DJ Cruise]

What can my. What should my name be?

[Andy Prisella]

Something real white.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh.

[Andy Prisella]

What's the whitest man's name? Let's ask the Chat.

[DJ Cruise]

Chat. What's the whitest man's name? People are saying Eric, Todd, Drew, Chad, Todd, Greg. Greg Hunter, Kyle.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, look at them say, Andy.

[DJ Cruise]

Get the.

[Andy Prisella]

Bunch of. Kick that. Kick that out of the chat.

[DJ Cruise]

That's funny.

[Andy Prisella]

Bro. Y', all, everybody who says Andy is out of the chat for good.

[DJ Cruise]

You guys, y'.

[Andy Prisella]

All. Y' all think I could dish it out? I just can't take it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. No, man, juice is good. I thought this was great. Great job.

[Andy Prisella]

To Drew Ski, man, that hair and makeup was good.

[DJ Cruise]

It was pretty good. Yeah. I mean, like, it. I mean, it's good.

[Andy Prisella]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

It's pretty good. Yeah. The farmer's tan and everything, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

That was the best part.

[DJ Cruise]

It was great. Yeah. No, great job.

[Andy Prisella]

There's no way you would look at that guy and think that was a black dude painted up as a white guy.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Well, I mean, he's Light skinned too, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Prisella]

I mean, yeah, but you, you just wouldn't, you would never in a million years. That guy who start talking, he got.

[DJ Cruise]

Scared for real, bro.

[Andy Prisella]

I hope he apologized to that guy afterwards, bro. That guy's gonna be telling this story for the rest of his life. He's gonna be like, oh, he probably listen to the show. Oh, you guys say there's no racism. Guess what happened to me? This big old fat country boy spit at me.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right. Yeah. No, dude, it's, it's cool. I'm down with it, guys. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. But that being said, it is time for our final segment of the show. As always, if thumbs up or dumb as this is where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, vote on it. It's one of those two options. You like bison?

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Would you want to own some?

[Andy Prisella]

Yes.

[DJ Cruise]

You sure?

[Andy Prisella]

I'm gonna.

[DJ Cruise]

You sure?

[Andy Prisella]

Absolutely.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, well, let's think about it. Okay. Because a farmer is flung into sky after his rogue pet buffalo. It' tax him. Yeah. 83 year old man.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Got up. 83 year old man has been living with his pet Buffalo for about 43 years. Are they able to live that long? No, they can't saying with, with buffalo.

[Andy Prisella]

Buffalo is like plural.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, okay. How long can buffalo live? Like, what's the average lifespan? Average bison.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

10 to 25 years. Okay, I'm gonna say there's no way. All right. But yeah, he's, he's been living 43.

[Andy Prisella]

So you've been around 43 years and one time you get up, you can cry about it. That's pretty good odds. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

What did you expect? Zero?

[DJ Cruise]

I like his name, Dick Wilds Wild.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I bet he has some fun nicknames growing up.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, that's why he lives alone.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, because his dick too wild. Too wild. Man gotta raise bison. Yeah. Let's, let's check this clip out. And recovering tonight after being attacked by his own buffalo. He spoke exclusively with our David Kaplan about what happened.

[David Kaplan]

We're here in Hollywood, St. Mary's County. Looks like any normal road, any normal neighborhood. But you talk to people who live here and they tell you it's different. That's due in large part to the owner of this plot of land who for over 40 years has kept kept buffalo on the property. People come feed it. People love seeing him. But this buffalo you're looking at now attacked the owner last night, sending him to the hospital. The 15 year old Buffalo's name is Dozer, short for 6:30. Last night Dozer, who weighs over a ton, charged at 83 year old Dick Wilds.

[DJ Cruise]

I was in the pasture hand feeding, which I do all the time.

[David Kaplan]

And he in his 43 years of owning buffalo, Wilds says he's never had an issue with any of them before. Last night he came after me and.

[DJ Cruise]

I sort of slid him back and that's when he got my arm. And then the next thing I know I'm doing cartwheel wheels in the air.

[David Kaplan]

Dozer's horns caused severe damage to Wild's arm and leg. Wild says he was in a lot of pain but fortunate to get himself to safety as first responders arrived.

[DJ Cruise]

It could have been worse. It could have been worse. If I couldn't get out of there, if he'd have been coming at me again, I could have been in big trouble. The notes were mail struck by buffalo. It was one of those. Is this really something that I just read?

[David Kaplan]

EMS Lt. James Collie responded and said despite the unusual call, Cruz worked quickly, which included a state police chopper to get him to a hospital.

[DJ Cruise]

We bring in our children here and now we bring our grandchildren here.

[David Kaplan]

Neighbors like Donna Phelan said they were sad to hear about what happened. That Dick Wilds and his buffalo are staples of the neighborhood that sometimes has people lining up on weekends to give.

[DJ Cruise]

Them a look the landmark. A lot of times if we're trying.

[Andy Prisella]

To tell somebody where we live, we.

[DJ Cruise]

Say, oh, we're right around the corner.

[Andy Prisella]

From the buffalo farm.

[David Kaplan]

Phelan glad to hear her neighbor's okay. Wilds, who hopes to be back home tonight, grateful for the messages of support pouring in.

[DJ Cruise]

I appreciate them with all the good comments they've made, but it's also been good for me to have such a good network of friends and family.

[David Kaplan]

Wild says at one point he had 30 buffalo on his property. But as he's gotten older, he has whittled that number down to two. And he says that he is sad to think that he can't trust being alone with Dozer. He is going to try and look at all of his options, including possibly finding another place for Dozer to go.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Prisella]

You know, I mean, 43 years, you got hit one time.

[DJ Cruise]

That's not bad.

[Andy Prisella]

No, it's pretty good odds.

[DJ Cruise]

That's not bad. He might as he might just be lonely. Bro, you can't go from 30 to 2. Yeah, they're herd animals, man. They need pack.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, who knows, bro? Could have been in a bad mood.

[DJ Cruise]

Look at that guy. Yeah, he looks like he's ready to share some freedom.

[Andy Prisella]

Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruise]

He revolted.

[Andy Prisella]

Stampede.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. All right. Well, I mean, I hope Dick gets.

[Andy Prisella]

You know, gets wild.

[DJ Cruise]

I hope he recovers. Well, yeah, Dick's a little bent out of shape.

[Andy Prisella]

That's called Peyronie's disease. There's commercials on the news about it.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah? Is that right when you have a.

[Andy Prisella]

Weird curve in your dick?

[DJ Cruise]

Wait, that's not normal.

[Andy Prisella]

Apparently, there's. It's a called Peyronie's disease because there's literally commercials about it every day. Oh, must be common if there's that many commercials.

[DJ Cruise]

You should look into that. What we got on this?

[Andy Prisella]

I say his thumbs up.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, he's not quitting. Yeah, no, he's going back to it. Don't quit.

[Andy Prisella]

No, that's right. We know your dick don't quit. Holy. How many more kids you gonna have?

[DJ Cruise]

No, man. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I have.

[Andy Prisella]

All right, all right, guys. Don't be a hoe chef show.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze a bow a stove Counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own on bank row can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.