On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss Jimmy Kimmel going neclear over ABC cancelling him for outrageous Charlie Kirk comments, Kash Patel doubling down on his handling of the Epstein files in heated Hill testimony, and Brigitte Macron to present...
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Andy
Yeah Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove Counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot case close.
DJ Cruise
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the Realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's we're gonna do. That's DJ over there. I'm Andy.
Andy
Hello, children.
DJ Cruise
Yes, we're Ebony and Ivory.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Are you new, guys?
Andy
Yeah, we are.
DJ Cruise
So Ebony and Ivory.
Andy
What?
DJ Cruise
Anyway, we'll just get right into it, man.
Andy
That's fine.
DJ Cruise
Hey, sorry for not having a show yesterday, guys. This is coming out on Saturday. Just been one of those. One of those weeks, so.
Andy
Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
My. My uncle, who is basically my second dad growing up, passed away last week. He fell down five, six years ago, hit his head real bad and has been like, in. Not incapacitated, but just different since then. And last night was his wake and today was the burial. And so, yeah, it was. It was. It was. It was surreal, wasn't sad. It was actually the first funeral I've been to in a long time where it seemed like people were. Were in good spirits. Not because. Not because, you know, obviously he was dead, but just a great man, someone who. Who, for me, and I feel like I owe him to say this, you know, very similar to me in personality. The eulogy that my. My cousin John Paul gave was about Italian bread, about Italian bread, how it's very crunchy on the outside, but on the inside, super soft. And that's how he was, dude. He was very straightforward, very caring, did all kinds of things for people that no one ever found out about or knew about that he didn't want anybody knowing about, and has supported our family in a very valuable way for as long as I've been on the Earth. And it's just. It's. I would just found myself being very grateful to have him, you know what I mean? And. And then I got to see all my cousins who I haven't seen in a long time, and that was really cool. And just. Yeah, man, it's just. I'm very, very grateful. I know not everybody has that. You know, I had a great dad, but I also had like another dad, you know what I mean? And that's. That's. This is my dad's brother, my dad's older brother.
Andy
That's A privilege, bro. You had two dads. I didn't even have one.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, I know. Sucks to be you.
Andy
Yeah. So.
DJ Cruise
But yeah, dude, it was.
Andy
It was something about people being at peace, though, you know, I think. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, I mean, because I had.
Andy
The privilege of meeting him.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Once you met him after his ass.
Andy
But it was post action. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And he was just different. He was sharp. He was really sharp up until then. And it's weird because I was looking through pictures, you know, he was a huge hockey fan. And in 2019, here in St. Louis, we won the Stanley Cup. And literally, like, right after that, this accident happened. And his whole life, he was a hockey fan. He was friends with Ron Karan. He used to be the Blues gm, and that was his best friend. And so, like, growing up, he used to always be at all the Blues games up in the. The GM box. And like, you know, when we were kids, dude, he would wear. We get to go up there. And it's funny because, you know, we had Brett hall and Kelly Chase here and like, dude, when we were kids, like, Ron Karan would, like, let us go in the locker room after the game once in a while, you know.
Andy
That's cool.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. But all their dicks were hanging out, you know what I'm saying? So, like. Like, you're a little kid, you're walking around, there's all these dudes with these big old schlongs.
Andy
You look at George like, yeah, like.
DJ Cruise
What the fuck's going on, man? And that's what I remember about the Blues locker room.
Andy
But.
DJ Cruise
But, yeah, dude, it was. It was. He was just an awesome guy, man.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And, you know, he's. He's raised an amazing family. Just not many dudes like that anymore, man. Yeah.
Andy
Yeah. But for sure.
DJ Cruise
One thing that was really cool today, which I wanted to mention on the show, was as we were going in the funeral procession, we passed a bunch of, like, not the same, but like, three different construction crews who were working because, like, where he. Our family's church, like our Frisella family church, is St. Ambrose, which is down on the hill.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
And if you don't know St. Louis, the Hill is one of the last remaining authentic Italian communities and one of the biggest Italian communities in the whole country. And it was cool because when we were driving through, there's a lot of construction going on. By the way, I haven't been down there in a while. It was beautiful. There's all kinds of new stuff going on down there. Revitalization of the Old stuff, too. It was cool. But like, the construction crews, you know, like in a. Like in small town America, you know, usually when a procession goes by, people pull over or they stop and, like, put their hand over their heart.
Andy
Yep.
DJ Cruise
All three of the construction crews did that. All of them. Like every man on the crew.
Andy
That's cool.
DJ Cruise
And it was. And it was just. It almost made me emotional because it reminded me of. Like, sometimes I come in here and I'm like, what the fuck are we doing this? You know? And it just reminded me that, like, there's still a lot of really good people out there.
Andy
For sure.
DJ Cruise
You know what I mean? It was. It was really cool.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
To see. To see that. And then there was an immigrant who didn't know the. You don't, you know, enter. Get into a funeral procession.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So he's driving like an. Honking his horn and the cop almost beat the. Out of him.
Andy
Good.
DJ Cruise
So I like that.
Andy
Yeah, that's always good. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, the cop jumped out of his car and went right over to him and gave him the.
Andy
Oh, it was great.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it was awesome.
Andy
It was great.
DJ Cruise
So I thought we were gonna get to see a beating, but we didn't. Yeah, but that would have made the day. Maybe next time.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah, man.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy
So sick. Well, sweet, man. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So that's what I did this morning.
Andy
It's nice. Yeah, that's nice. I went into Supposed to be at.
DJ Cruise
Ragazzi's right now drinking beer, but I'm on 75 hard, and I had to record the show podcaster for y'. All. Yeah. I gotta do my job, my side job.
Andy
Well, this morning I did some things. I went to your closet.
DJ Cruise
I see that.
Andy
Yeah. This is. This is actually yours.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I know. Yeah. You know what? That wouldn't have fit you six months ago.
Andy
That's right. That's right. And that's not that bad. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Why are you wearing a Christmas sweater?
Andy
Well, so these are.
DJ Cruise
You know, it actually looks pretty good, dude. I'm not gonna lie.
Andy
Listen, I feel close to you. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, I feel. I feel good, you know? Fits great, bro.
DJ Cruise
I wore. I wore that Christmas Day.
Andy
Did you really? Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
All day.
Andy
Yeah. I love it. And you won't get it back, but.
DJ Cruise
I know that because you're gonna. I ran away with it.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
No, man. Well, you know, a lot of people were asking about this last year and, you know, nobody could get them. Right. Well, they're on pre sale right now. Okay. Andy, for Salad.
DJ Cruise
Did we sell those last year?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Oh, so other people got them.
Andy
Well, you can't get them now, you know what I'm saying? But.
DJ Cruise
Oh, I know we sold them out, but.
Andy
But listen, the sale ends. The pre sale for these. The pre orders for these sweaters right here ends today. When you guys are listening to this today. So tomorrow.
DJ Cruise
Saturday.
Andy
Saturday.
DJ Cruise
Today.
Andy
Yes.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, so buy one.
Andy
Yeah. Or. Or don't.
DJ Cruise
Or don't. And you'll be a communist.
Andy
Yeah, that's right. You know, if you want to piss some family members off this year, you.
DJ Cruise
Won'T piss anybody off. No, no, no, we're over that.
Andy
Oh, well, I mean, I feel like.
DJ Cruise
There might be past that. We're. Now. Now we're the. We're. We're the team.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Them.
Andy
Yeah. Well, you know, get yours, dude.
DJ Cruise
I got some liberal cousins, bro.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Don't think I didn't sneak in a few comments about cutting dicks off.
Andy
You still got joy.
DJ Cruise
They all laugh, though.
Andy
It's good times, man. It's all.
DJ Cruise
They finally realized that, yes, I'm a. I'm an extre. Extremist. And yeah, it is what it is.
Andy
Yep. We're proudly. Man. We're proudly. Yeah, so guys, if you want your own sweater, go to any dot com or real American freedomgear.com. you guys can find them there.
DJ Cruise
It looks good on you, bro.
Andy
I'm probably sleeping in it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you should.
Andy
Not gonna lie. I mean, it's cozy because, I mean, it's 50 degrees in here, but yeah. So that's a sweater.
DJ Cruise
Let's get into the.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That is going on in the world.
Andy
Shall we?
DJ Cruise
I think we shall.
Andy
I mean, listen, I'm down, man. We got a lot, bro.
DJ Cruise
I'll tell what.
Andy
What.
DJ Cruise
There's so much going on right now, like. And so much fake.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Like, the amount of fake propaganda that's hitting the Internet is. It's really unreal. Like, it's so hard to know, like, what is the actual truth right now.
Andy
Well, we said that too. And it's like, especially because I've been seeing a lot of the AI.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, me too.
Andy
And we said this, like, man, we're going to get to a point where.
DJ Cruise
They'Re going to be using AI to cover the crimes.
Andy
It's going to be so good. Yeah, we won't be able to tell y. And like, it's like, it's. These are like, you know, people who have, at least in the past been, you know, I would call credible sources of information yeah, it's hard posting the. Like, they're falling for it. I'm just like, man, yeah, it's dangerous times, man. Dangerous times. But yeah, a lot of. A lot of stuff to cover. So let's get into it.
DJ Cruise
Hey, bring up the chat real quick. I want to ask him something.
Andy
All right, chat.
DJ Cruise
So would you guys. Yes. Everything is very fake and gay.
Andy
Yes.
DJ Cruise
Correct. Would you guys, like, if I did a. A. Hey, bro, nipples cost money. Listen, I don't give away nothing for free, bro.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
You know, nipples. That costs money, dude.
Andy
Like, Jesus, $1.
DJ Cruise
I'm sizzling the you talking about.
Andy
That's cheap, man. Yeah. Why are you taking me for?
DJ Cruise
That wasn't the question I was gonna ask. 20 bucks is 20 bucks, though. I got no pepperonis. The you talking about, dude. I'm lean and tight.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Anyway, chat.
Andy
Serious conversation.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. So should I. I was thinking about doing like a daily Andy Graham message on my Instagram. Just on reels. Like, like face the camera. Like, just every day. Like, should I do that? Would you guys share that out for me?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
All right, cool.
Andy
I think over overwhelmingly. All right. Yes. Yes, Zaddy.
DJ Cruise
Yes, Zaddy.
Andy
Ooh, easy there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Only if you show nipple, bro. We'll get kicked off the tube for that. Kicked off YouTube.
Andy
Oh, man. All right, man. Well, yeah, man.
DJ Cruise
Let's get into it. I'll put nipple in my post workout photo today.
Andy
I do a little slip. Yeah, a little slip.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Swipe up for the link.
DJ Cruise
Swipe up for the. For the only calves.
Andy
That's right. That's right. Only Sell it, baby. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Hey, that's a good one of.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Buy that domain right now.
Andy
Buy it. All right. Let's get into it, man. Guys, remember, pay the fee.
DJ Cruise
I shouldn't drink this right now.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
Oh, one more thing. Just so you guys know, we are available right now at all 711 locations. And it's very important that when you purchase the drink from 7 11, which I know you all will, that you tag me in it. Okay. Thanks.
Andy
Yeah. Zeeshan had something to say on this.
DJ Cruise
What?
Andy
Thank you. Come again. He said he helped broker the deal between.
DJ Cruise
We're even. We are even available at Zeeshan 711 on the moon.
Andy
The moon, baby. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
But there's a sign in the window. It says form Energy sold here.
Andy
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruise
You were the first account.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. How do you think we got it so good? It's a special moon technology.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
The moon beams.
DJ Cruise
That's right. Just like we went to the moon in 1969.
Andy
Same technology.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, for sure.
Andy
Same time.
DJ Cruise
Well, it's actually different because we lost that technology.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
We have to rebuild that.
DJ Cruise
Yes.
Andy
Our new one's called A.I. yeah, babe. Let's get into it. Guys.
DJ Cruise
Don't forget Paywood Idiot actually went to the moon.
Andy
That's right. No, but I wanted to. Before we get to our headlines, I got something for you. Oh, yeah? Personal little experience you've. You've had in the past. We've talked about it. Your mushroom experience. Right. We ain't got to go through the whole story. Oh, there's been a few. Well, listen, I don't know if these guys listen to the show.
DJ Cruise
Oh, you mean the magic mushrooms?
Andy
Magic mushrooms, yeah. What other. Other types of mushrooms? I don't. I thought.
DJ Cruise
Never mind.
Andy
No comment. Yeah. What the am I missing right now? I don't know if these guys listen to the show or not, but I thought this was kind of funny. Four hikers in New York's Catskill Mountains take psychedelic mushrooms, end up calling rangers for help after freaking out. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever heard this.
DJ Cruise
No. But, I mean, it makes sense.
Andy
Yeah. This just happened. If you're. The article reads, if you're ever considering going for a hike in a vast mountain range, it's probably a good idea to leave your psychedelic drugs at home. Four hikers who ignored the simple rule of thumb became lost and disoriented in the Catskill Mountains of New York this week after eating some magic mushrooms. They ended up calling for help and were luckily found by rangers. These folks could have easily become part of the group of human beings who mysteriously go missing every year from the mountain range. Apparently, they were taking psychedelic mushrooms. They were rescued after becoming disoriented and straying off the trail. Officials said it's the second such case this year in New York's popular mountain areas. The group called for help around 5pm on Aug. 29 when one member suffered a, quote, debilitating high, according to the State Department of Environmental Conservation.
DJ Cruise
We've all been there, bro.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That's when you're praying to God. You're like, God, if you let me live.
Andy
Please, baby, black Jesus, if you let.
DJ Cruise
Me live, I'll never take another mushroom ever again.
Andy
This is one of them being carried out.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, bro. Look at his pants.
Andy
Yeah. I mean. Oh, did he.
DJ Cruise
It looks like it.
Andy
Oh, no, he did, bro. He did something there. Y. Good thing he's wearing brown pants.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I mean, look you around. You find out. First of all, dude, like, real talk, like, why is it that all the nature granola people want to go do mushrooms outside, like, in the woods?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Like. Like, at least do it in woods that you know where the you are.
Andy
Yeah, right. You know, Right. Well, I mean, my thing is, I've never tried them. I feel like I personally would have to be, like, in a foam room or something. Like a foam padded room. Like, I need to be in a very safe space to do that because I don't know what would happen. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't want to have to call the rain.
DJ Cruise
It is interesting.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I mean, my mushroom experience was more of an accident.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Than it was an intentional thing.
Andy
Math skills. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, pretty much.
Andy
I mean, I imagine this be pretty beautiful.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah. That's until the whole landscape starts breathing. Yeah. You're like, what the is going on? Is this the end of the world? Nah, bro. Like, you know what, man? I know people use them, and I do think there's a. There's a therapeutic use for. For mushrooms, for sure. Especially micro dosing. I do believe that. But it's not for me, man.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I get two. I get the micro dosing makes me too emotional. I'm way too emotional, dude. Like, I, I. It's weird.
Andy
Yeah. Weird vibrations. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I don't like it. Yeah, it's. It's way too much.
Andy
I also feel like there's a certain age, too, that you should be. You know, I'm saying, like, again, Debbie down or whatever, but, like, I feel like you have to have a certain amount of life experience to even be able to, like, to take.
DJ Cruise
I mean, bro, it was, Listen, was profound.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. And I know everybody says that, and everybody has, like, a similar version of the same story. I mean, it was certainly very real. It felt very real. And obviously, you know, I. I don't know, it felt super real and, like, so real that, like, you couldn't convince me that it wasn't real.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, and that kind of scared me, dude. A little bit. Like, it was. It was. But it also gave me some, like, reassurance. Like, it definitely removed my fear of dying 100. Because it was very apparent that there was way more that we can't see that's out there.
Andy
Yeah. After our life.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. And a lot of people will say, oh, you know, everybody has that, and it's just a chemical reaction. Yeah. You know, some people argue that life's a chemical reaction. I mean, there's there's all kinds of ways to explain things if you want to generalize it as to what it is. But I could tell you this, dude, I wouldn't want to do it out there in a fucking woods and not know where the fuck I was. Yeah, that would suck.
Andy
That would suck pretty bad. Yeah, it's like pretty bad. Yeah, man. Yeah, I just thought. I thought that was interesting. But let's get into our topics main headlines for the days. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. That being said, let's get to our first headline. Headline number one. Um, little update. We. We covered this and I. And I. I had an unpopular opinion about it and I said, hey, I think this might be moving this way. We gotta be careful. Right. Well, let's talk about the Jimmy Kimmel situation. Cause that's been a big talk that's.
DJ Cruise
Been going on and on.
Andy
Jimmy Kimmel goes nuclear over ABC canceling him for outrageous Charlie Kirk comments as insiders reveal he already has a new job plan.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Welcome to the world of podcasting.
Andy
Well, that's what they all do, isn't it?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. And welcome to the world of being bottom of the list.
Andy
Well, I mean, he was already bottom. Yeah. Be real. But yeah, so, I mean, so he's getting some slack.
DJ Cruise
I got. It's a little. It's a lot different to compete with that. That don't have big networks behind them.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Ask Michelle Obama about that.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah. How's she doing?
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, dude, it's a very. The pot. The world of podcasting truly exposes these. These celebrities should never do podcasts because it truly exposes how unpop compared to social media influencers that are good at it.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah. When you. When it's one thing to be seen everywhere because you got to.
DJ Cruise
Because you're back. That's right. You're being put in front of everybody.
Andy
Right.
DJ Cruise
It's another thing to. For people to voluntarily turn on your consume. It's valuable, right?
Andy
100%, bro. 100%. But. But yeah. So Charlie, the Jimmy Kimmel situation has been igniting some debates all over. I have the original clip, his monologue of what was said. Let's check this out. We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level, you can see how hard the President is taking this.
DJ Cruise
My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir?
Andy
I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new.
DJ Cruise
Ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get, as.
Andy
You know, for about 150 years.
DJ Cruise
And it's going to be a beauty.
Andy
Yes, he's at the fourth stage of grief. Construction, demolition, construction. This is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called a friend. This is how a four year old mourns a goldfish. Okay, so that's what was said.
DJ Cruise
That's it.
Andy
That was it. Okay.
DJ Cruise
No, he said something about. Oh, yeah, he said one of their own.
Andy
Yeah, Right, right, right. So that, I mean, that was the clip, right? Like that was the monologue, obviously. A bunch of Hollywood actors and stars and all the fag, SAG award. Sorry, the SAG unions and stuff all got together. They're all complaining, you know, but who they listed in this article. I only know like one name out of this.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, these people are all irrelevant.
Andy
Yeah, I don't know any of them.
DJ Cruise
Comedia, Wanda Sykes. You were popular 20 years ago, right? 30 years ago.
Andy
Gene Smart. I don't even know who that is. Yeah, you know, but whatever. Now the story goes is that, you know, abc, which we know is owned by, by Disney, I think they own like, it's a big conglomerate of like ownership tiers. But apparently they read, they told Kim, like, hey, you got to apologize for, for that. Make it right. And word on the street is that he refused to apologize for his comics and then submitted a second monologue that went even harder. Okay.
DJ Cruise
And then trying to make a point.
Andy
Trying to make a point, right? And then that he was, he was pulled for that. Chairman. Now, now here, here's again, I know I talked about this on the last show. Here's my issue. If it's, you know, civilian and civilian punishing each other for free speech. Cool. My problem is when the government gets involved and if it's done at the hands of the government, like we've seen with the Twitter files, right, how the Biden administration was. Had these private back deal, you know, communication set up with all the social media companies and are selectively telling them what accounts and, and what influencers to punish and saddle. That the problem, That's a problem. Now if Bob Eager and Disney and ABC was just like, hey, you know what? We don't like Jimmy Kimmel no more. He doesn't fit with our values or views. And they decided to do it on their own. Cool.
DJ Cruise
How was he performing at this time?
Andy
Oh, absolutely terrible.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Andy
Absolutely.
DJ Cruise
I feel like this was the last straw for sure and it's being made into something else.
Andy
Well, and so that's the thing. It's like there's talk now that Brendan Carr, who is the FCC chair, had something to do with this and was threatening ABC about pulling their licensing.
DJ Cruise
Is there proof of that?
Andy
Well, Brandon Carr, he says the FCC chairman is threatening immediate action against Jimmy Kimmel, ABC and Disney for deliberately misleading the public by claiming Charlie Kirk's assassin was a MAGA conservative.
DJ Cruise
Well, I, that's, that's incredibly damaging, for sure. And divisive and in inflammatory to the social narrative.
Andy
I don't disagree.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, you shouldn't be able to lie like that.
Andy
But here's the thing. My only pushback, dude, is like they were doing all this with COVID None of those people have been punished. Brandon Carr. Listen, what about all, what about all the, you know, the, the NBC anchors and all, all the death counts?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude, look, I've been saying this for years, okay? Cancel culture is not a good thing.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And I said this. There has to be clips of me, a dozen of them saying cancel culture will eventually swing back. I kept telling people, you need to be careful. You need to be careful. You guys need to stop because this is going to swing the other way and it's going to be far more harsh. And here we are. Same thing about, you know, businesses wanting to be pro America, that I told you all to have entrepreneurship and business in your, in your life. Oh, dude, I don't know. You know, like, that's scary. No, no. Now you're behind the curve. All right? So, yeah, man, I, this is not surprising to me.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Unfortunately, you know, I see both sides of this.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. Nobody, none of these people had a problem with any of this when they were the ones that could say whatever they wanted about anybody and, and have no repercussions. And if anybody said anything to the counter of those points, they were deplatformed, debanked, canceled, fired, their lives ruined. And that's only, that's only towards the one side. And they never. For 10 years, dude, 15 years now, since social Media really came about. It has been entirely pro left wing, all right? They, these people have no comprehension. The hell that they created for other people who share differing in opinions over the last decade. They're completely oblivious to it. People like Jimmy Kimmel and people, all these celebrities and all this got paid money to push these social narratives that were not in line with objective reality. And when people stood up and said no, they got destroyed. And so how many lives got destroyed over the last decade on social media for simply having a different opinion, observing facts differently? We're talking about millions of lies, real talk, real lives. And then these people come around and this terrible event happens with Charlie Kirk and the middle right community of America. The common sense of America is so tired of listening to these people and whine and complain and talk about how they're the moral authority when. Dude, they're all degenerates, okay? They're each other. It's, it's just a, it's a, it's a cesspool of immorality on the far left. That's the truth. So then they kill this man, this young man who represents Christianity, a well rounded family who gives out a very balanced message, who allows people. He's the only one that was allowing people to have a voice against what his opinions were, and they kill him. And then they have the audacity to complain about being fired for their opinions when their opinions just got a man killed.
Andy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay, so they, they, they want to cry about being fired over their opinions when this man got shot over his dude, even you understand.
Andy
Absolutely.
DJ Cruise
Okay, so absolutely, when we talk about this cancel culture issue, yes, objectively, I totally agree that it's a bad thing. And I, I don't know what the answer is, bro, because there has to be some sort of understanding on that side of what the they've done.
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
Like if you smack a person 700 times in a row and they never hit you back, you don't know what that feels like. You don't, you don't come to respect the power that you are imposing on someone else unless you felt similar power yourself. So this is sort of like the find out part of the around. And they're finding out very harshly. And then what they're really finding out, which is why they're so shocked, is that their opinions, their thoughts, their, their beliefs, their jokes are only funny and relevant to a very small amount of people. And they're surprised by this because they live in that bubble.
Andy
Y.
DJ Cruise
Okay, so I understand what's happening to Them. And I also understand how cancel culture is not something that can exist for us to move forward in society. But if I'm being honest, we can't move forward in society with a communist element in our country. That's, that's financing the division and the destruction, the destabilization of our entire society, which is what these people have been doing for years and years and years. They are, they are in the club, they are told what to say, they are handed a script, they are paid a lot of money to deliver that script, and they don't give a shit if that script is helpful or harmful to this country. And so that's a big problem.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Now if we had, if we had a group of like minded people, because, dude, these people don't belong in a capitalist free society. They don't believe in it. And by the way, they fucking hate people like me and you and the people listening. They don't hate us. Like, we would say something like, man, I can't fucking stand those people, blah, blah, blah, but like, if we saw them on the side of the road on their cars on fire and they're stuck in it, we'd all stop to help them. But these motherfuckers, if they saw a pickup truck with a Trump sticker on the back and it was on fire on the side of the road, they'd fucking put it on the Internet and laugh. And that's the difference of what we're talking about. We cannot tolerate that level of inhumanity. You can't tolerate it in civil society, okay? Because eventually, if those people have leverage or power over everybody else, they'll kill them. Okay? And this is how genocides happen. They generalize a big part of the population by political belief or race or religion, and then they end up killing them eventually because they guilt those people into allowing them to have space. You guys discriminate against us. You guys are prejudice against us. You hate us for this or you hate us for that. And, and we're like, no, we don't, we don't hate you for that. We don't agree with some of this.
Andy
But I don't want to cut my dick off.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, but I don't like hate you. Right, but the difference is they hate us. And until we understand that as a reality, because we have good hearts and we are people of empathy for real, which we need, honestly, dude, Charlie, Kirk's right. We need less of it. We have to deal with the. That's the reality of what it is. And you would never let someone who wanted you dead to live in your yard. You wouldn't. You wouldn't let it happen. And there's way more people like us than there is of them, and they are learning that. And, yeah, I think it's objectively wrong, but I also think it's necessary.
Andy
Objectively necessary.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Because, like, dude, these guys haven't felt any of this pain, and they've caused a ton of pain. Now, here's the problem with that. Where do you go from that?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. Do you go. Because if you. Part of what I used to say is, I would say we better hope that whoever is in power when the. When the pendulum swings back isn't a real tyrant, because they will take control of the United States, and these people will be okay. Meaning the far left people that hate us. What's happening? Okay. And so I. I guess what I'm saying is I don't know how to go back to the way it was like before, cancel culture, because I don't think we can allow what the they're doing. So, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. I guess. I don't know. I. I don't like it. I don't like that people are getting fired. I. I don't take joy in watching people lose their livelihoods, but, like, I would fire someone who said that. Well, I mean, like, if someone can't. If someone posted on their Instagram or whatever, I'm glad this motherfucker's dead. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Dude, I. You're gone, dude, I'm sorry. That's not okay. And that's why I think most of these people are getting fired, because it's a bad look for where they work.
Andy
Absolutely terrible. Right? I mean, it's no different than, like, the. You know, I think it was in Congress, they, like, voted to make, like, October 14, like, a national day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk. They're, like, 49 or so. I think Democrats that voted against it. It's like, those people will forever, like, okay, you're exposing yourself.
DJ Cruise
Well, that's the best thing that's happened here, is people are exposed.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. These people have been in such a. Such a protected state for so long that they felt like they could say and do anything. And now they're like, wait, what do you mean? And they also thought that they still had the power, which is a shock to them as well.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And I've been telling you guys, we have the power for years. They've never had the power. That's why the bots have been so prevalent. That's why we're seeing so many bots saying, charlie, Kirk, this is why the censorship has been happening on the Internet for over 15 years. This, that the FBI was doing and, and the government telling Zuckerberg and Twitter to censor. That was happening 2010, dude. That's not new. Yeah, okay, so now it's flipped. And I don't know, like, yes, I understand the argument of free speech is free speech, but that doesn't mean that companies have to tolerate your ignorance.
Andy
No, and that's not my position at all. Right. Like, I'm. I'm 100 again. You have an employee here that does, and you fire them for that.
DJ Cruise
Absolutely. I get what you're saying. You're saying the government.
Andy
I just don't want the government involved in that process.
DJ Cruise
I agree with that.
Andy
And, like, and for me, it's like, again, like, if that, like, to me, that's. That's a true capitalist society. Like, you should be able to do whatever the you want to do with your business. The government shouldn't be telling you what to do with it. Yeah, but that's the line that I'm like, okay, we can really, like, it can very quickly cross over. We've already seen it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, I mean, look, dude, there's repercussions to everything. The reason this is happening is because they did it first.
Andy
Right, right. Right.
DJ Cruise
So, you know, like, dude, you could have poked a bear, you poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, eventually it's going to swipe your head off.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And that's what's happening here.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And I, I really don't feel bad about it. Like, I'm like, well, you know, like, I mean, how many times did we get with how many people have we had to arrest? How many stalkers have we had? How many harassment people have we had? Bro, these people have been running free for so long with no fear. For us to ever move forward, they're gonna have to understand that. They. They're gonna understand there's. That to be a boundary, and that boundary has to be set with force.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. So maybe, maybe they'll learn and shut the up, but I don't think that's going to be the case. I think these people are totally indoctrinated. I think there's millions of people that legitimately wish that all conservatives and regular Americans were dead. And that's. That's what I've seen on the Internet, dude.
Andy
No, I've seen the same thing.
DJ Cruise
And I think not just Bot comments. I'm talking about real people videos.
Andy
Yeah, real people. And that's the thing. It's like, I mean, to your point earlier, about, like, you know, even like the celebrities doing the podcast. The podcast. The problem now is that you had people like Jimmy Kimmel, who again, he was popular by force. He was not popular by bro.
DJ Cruise
Listen, is there anybody funny? Okay, that's what I was gonna say.
Andy
Yeah, he's not funny.
DJ Cruise
Is there anybody legitimately that's ever laughed at a single thing that he's ever done?
Andy
Yeah, no.
DJ Cruise
Like, it's boomer comedy for people that are 70 plus. Yeah, the shit's not funny. It's never been funny. Who's that other guy? Colbert?
Andy
Yeah. Not funny.
DJ Cruise
That guy's not funny.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
And these motherfuckers were out there in their vaccine outfits telling people to take.
Andy
This shit, doing fucking bribe.
DJ Cruise
They were threatening to arrest us if we didn't wear a mask. They were telling us, we're going to jail. They threatened to find me $700,000 per employee if I didn't force them to take this shit. Like, dude, listen, you cannot with people when the people are powerful and they're more powerful than you. And the biggest misjudgment that's been made here is that these clowns have been built up to think they're invincible. Because their whole life they've been told they're special or they. They are. They win because, you know, they showed up or, you know, because they make their hair pink and do all this crazy. And people like, oh, you're so beautiful. The world lied to you. Okay? The, the people who say that are manipulating you. They want you to be that. To serve their. And if you look back and read a book that's been going on for a hundred something years. Yeah, okay, they're useful idiots. The average IQ in this country at this point is under a hundred. Is supposed to be the baseline of average. Okay?
Andy
Geez.
DJ Cruise
Up to 40% of men under the age of 30 are virgins. All right? So think about the culture that we've created in this country over the last 15 years. That guy who's 30 years old, when he was 15, think about what he's been being told. These were all lied to. And they're pissed at the wrong people. They're pissed at all the people who were, like, had, you know, good influences around them or whatever that were like. Or at least smart enough to say, no, I'm going to work out and eat right and make a bunch of money and not Be weird.
Andy
Yeah, Right, Right.
DJ Cruise
And they're mad at those people because those people chose the path. The right path.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And they chose the wrong one, bro. I'm sorry, but these people, the people that you trusted, your parents, your teachers, the government, your. Your activists, the people that you believe in, they lied. They lied to you, bro. They lied to you. And it's not us, the conservatives, or the middle people or, you know, the pro freedom people. I'm not even a conservative. I'm. I'm a pro freedom. Okay. Which is why I have such a difficult problem processing this actual thing.
Andy
The whole city.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Because, like, I do understand that it's a violation, but how do you teach them? How. How do you get them to stop doing what they were doing to other people without making them feel what they were doing?
Andy
Yeah. No, 100%.
DJ Cruise
So it's a very hard thing to talk about. And, you know, personally, like, my personal opinion, like, how I feel emotionally about it, not logically emotionally. It's like I'm like, yeah, them get what they deserve. I get that. But my logical brain says if we don't have a responsible party at the top, this could get very bad. But at the same time, those. Like I said, those people won't piss on us if we were on fire.
Andy
Not only that. I mean, how much worse can it get?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but so why the. Should people stand up for that?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, like, they've put the other people in such a corner that, like, you know, eventually people are like you.
Andy
Yeah, well, I think, too, it's like the other piece of this, man. Like we were saying, they're. They're exposing.
DJ Cruise
I'm conflicted on it, I guess, is what I'm.
Andy
No, I'm not. I'm not. Like I said, as long. I just want the government to stay out of it. Outside of that, whatever the fuck you want to do. Because, like, I mean, here's. Here's the other piece. Like, with this Jimmy Kimmel shit, you know, like. Like they also gave him an opportunity, like, you know, they'll let them back on. Back on air if he does, like a public apology and makes a donation. A turning point. The dude makes a decent amount of money. He's all right. He declined that. Like, they're showing themselves. But again, I don't. I don't know if this was so much of an FCC government push. Again, Brandon Carr spoke.
DJ Cruise
I think it's what I said, but.
Andy
There was also some. Some money. There's money issues. Again, Jimmy Kimmel wasn't doing Right, right. And apparently there was a big deal, like a business deal, merger type deal going on that was valued at $6.2 billion that allegedly this was threatening.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, of course.
Andy
And so it's like, like, yeah.
DJ Cruise
So whoever's trying to buy the company probably told him, hey, get rid of that. We ain't doing the deal.
Andy
Exactly. And again, that. That's a capitalist society.
DJ Cruise
That's freedom, bro. That is a normal procedure of acquiring a company.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
If a company wants, if, if a company thinks that its current leadership is any sort of liability or something they're doing, they will say to you, we will not buy the company unless you do that.
Andy
Yep. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And it sounds like, like what this says here. It says, jimmy Kimmel's comments on the murder of conservative activist Charlie Kirk weren't just noxiously offensive and seemingly misleading. They weren't seemingly. They were misleading.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Their timing was also incredibly bad. They threatened to derail Nexstar's 6.2 billion dollar takeover of rival broadcaster Tenga Tegna Telecom. Inside insiders tell on the money. So look, dude. Yeah, I mean, there's that too. There's poor ratings, there's distasteful comments. It's off putting to the majority of humans, not just Americans. That's why there's vigils going on globally for this man, Charlie Kirk. And I mean, real talk, dude, like to sit there and try to bag on Charlie Kirk after he just got his neck shot out on national tv.
Andy
How symbolic is that?
DJ Cruise
Listen, you're a piece of. Piece of.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And I'm gonna be real, dude. All these people crying about their jobs. And I think it's funny. Yeah, I think it's funny. Now what does it mean for America? I don't know. But right now I'm laughing. And that's what it is, by the way, you know, and that's coming from two dudes who have faced the fucking beast of cancel culture probably as much as anybody over the last five, five, six years. So, you know, stand up to it if you don't like it. But I tell you what people ain't gonna tolerate. You're all in person anymore. You know, these. I like, I see these people trying to desecrate these vigils and they're getting their asses beat, which is what should happen. There's not a single situation that American man should let one of these little twerps with us ever again, should never happen again. Because they have learned that our tolerance has basically no limit.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And for them to stop Stepping on our toes. You're gonna have to stomp on their throat for a minute.
Andy
Yeah. They have to know.
DJ Cruise
And then when they're breathing hard and they're like, I'm done. I'm where I was just around then you can maybe talk to them. But right now, they're in that foot on the throat phase, and they gotta learn.
Andy
Yeah. And, dude, I was thinking more.
DJ Cruise
It's either that, bro, or they'll end up getting killed.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Because the. The people aren't going to take this.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
All right.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
And they're not equipped to fight that battle.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
These are dorks. Okay. They don't know how. Like this group up there in Salt Lake City. Like the arm train.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Like, dude, look. Bring it.
Andy
Yeah. Right.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying?
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
Like, nobody's scared of you. And by the way, I would be very careful if I were them. If I were one of them, I'd be very. I would get quiet. I would shut the up and I would try to live my life. And people will leave you alone. That's the thing. They were. You were being left alone. You were being left alone.
Andy
Dude.
DJ Cruise
Wasn't good enough, bro. Because they don't want to be left alone.
Andy
No, no. I. I was thinking more on. On the Charlie situation, too, man. Of just like, the. The, like how symbolic it actually was. The guy that was for free speech getting shot in the throat.
DJ Cruise
Oh, no, I know.
Andy
Like. Yeah, I know, dude.
DJ Cruise
It's. It's still surreal, honestly.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Now, you want. You want to remember how much tolerance you should give these people. Go watch Charlie Kirk's video, the up close one, about 10 times in a row. Then go watch all of the videos of all the press saying all this hateful crazy about violence and Nazis and this and that and this. And then go watch the people laughing about him getting his throat shot out. Okay. And then you will realize that you should have no. Any sort of remorse for any of these people. Because I don't. No, I don't. Now, I recognize that there may be issues with the country moving forward, but I don't have any remorse for this.
Andy
We'll cross the Delaware when we got to.
DJ Cruise
If you celebrate a man who has two kids, who's doing the best he can for this country and. And giving you an opportunity to argue with them and make your case, which y' all can't fucking do, because none of your shit's based in reality. And you're celebrating this motherfucker getting killed like that. Fuck you. You don't belong in America, period. And we talk about this free speech shit, and everybody can do whatever they want. They've taken that beyond fucking what is reasonable. Okay? And then Pam Bondi comes out on tv, which makes it even worse. There's hate speech, and then there's free speech. There's no fudgeing hate speech to all you young motherfuckers. That's a new term.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay, that is not something. That's like a last.
Andy
That's post 2000.
DJ Cruise
Yes. No. Maybe 2015. Yeah, right. Okay. Hate speech isn't a real thing.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
Okay. That's called you being a. All right, before that, people just said whatever the they wanted. And if you didn't want to hang around them or be around him, you didn't. That's it.
Andy
And if you really didn't like it, then you just handled it yourself.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, that's right. But like this hate speech. Oh, you're spewing a hate speech. What are you talking about, bro? You mean I'm saying things that you don't like and can't counteract with an argument?
Andy
Yeah, you call a hate speech. I say comedy, you call it hate speech.
DJ Cruise
I call it facts. It's not hateful, bro. Facts can't be hateful. It's just real. How, bro? How can a fact be hateful?
Andy
It can't.
DJ Cruise
How can math be hateful?
Andy
Well, math can be racist.
DJ Cruise
No, no, it can't. That's their. That. That's their lie. But I'm just saying facts are facts. Math is math.
Andy
Feelings are feelings.
DJ Cruise
Feelings are feelings. And reality is reality, and these people don't live in it.
Andy
No, no, that's real, man. That's real. Guys, jump down in this conversation right now in the comments. Let us know what you guys have to say. Chat, how you guys doing? Still hanging in there. Chat's rolling.
DJ Cruise
The best part of these is that they are being exposed.
Andy
Yeah, bro.
DJ Cruise
And they're also realizing that they don't have the power they thought they did or the fame or the backing. Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody gives a about you. They never have. By the way, that's why your show sucks. That's why there's 10,000 better shows that people watch on YouTube that kick your ass. Suck your own dick or something, bro. Out of here, Weirdo.
Andy
Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think with that being said. Let's go cruise some of these comments. Andy. Yeah, now, you already brought it up, but love ignor TV. Okay? Love loving her first farm energy has officially been stocked in my 711 near me.
DJ Cruise
I'm hyped, right, bro?
Andy
Hell yeah, bro.
DJ Cruise
It is. It is really cool for me. I think I talked about this on the last show. It's really cool for me to have Those drinks in 7 11, dude.
Andy
That's pretty cool.
DJ Cruise
Like, 711 played a big part of my childhood. Did I tell. Did I tell this on the store?
Andy
Yeah, the big ropes.
DJ Cruise
So my dad. When my mom and dad got divorced, we were very young and for a long time my dad lived down by Ted Drews down South City. And so we would spend a lot of time down there at my Aunt Celeste. He lived with his sister, my Aunt Celeste. And down the street there was a. There was a 7 11, bro. That was like the thing, bro. We ride our little bikes down there at 7:11. That's how me and Sal were so fat. We were eating big bites and Slurpees and Doritos all the time.
Andy
Was fat too.
DJ Cruise
Oh, my God. Sal was fatter than me when we were kids.
Andy
Really?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
No, yeah.
DJ Cruise
He might argue that, but he went through a. He went through a phase where he was like short and fat. He was like a little ball.
Andy
That's the worst.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but he got fast, man, because like when I went to kick his ass, he run. That's how, that's how he got fast.
Andy
He's admitted that to me. That's how he got so fast. He told you that he was running from you?
DJ Cruise
It's true.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's down there. Yeah, I was just down there today. No, it's not a South Grand. It's off Chippewa.
Andy
Chippewa. Hampton down up in there.
DJ Cruise
It's like Chippewa and Jameson.
Andy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
DJ Cruise
I was just down there today. I was like that Drew's.
Andy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, sweet, man. Yeah, we're there. This next comment from Steve.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Please make it a point to go in there and, and, and, and check it out and get one for us.
Andy
Yeah. Thank your local Z Shine.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Are we doing any discounts on 711 soon?
Andy
We're working the deal with Form Energy. That's right. That's right, that's right. We have a meeting coming up.
DJ Cruise
You guys don't know that we have like one of the executives of seven Eleven, the founders of seven Eleven as a co host of the show.
Andy
We are selling so many form energies, I had to set up a computer right here just to show the recording it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, cool. Real time data.
Andy
Yeah, exactly.
DJ Cruise
We call it the War Room.
Andy
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's also the same computer. They launched their lunar.
DJ Cruise
I mean, yeah, man. That. That's same computer. Zhan made that himself.
Andy
Last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, man. Next comment we got. Stephen Lloyd, 23, says this guy has a wicked tongue. That's right. He's the daddy.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
I don't know if that's a good thing. I don't how he meant it.
DJ Cruise
I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's true.
Andy
That's right. Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay, moving on.
Andy
This next one is from Dutcherism.
DJ Cruise
Dutcher ism.
Andy
Dutcherism. I made a girl laugh and took my pants off as instructed by Andy, but she kept laughing. Is this normal or did I miss a step?
DJ Cruise
No, bro, keep doing it. Yeah, she's wrong.
Andy
That no kind of sandis. You're wrong.
DJ Cruise
What is that? Popcorn shrimp number two with Popeyes.
Andy
That's right. That's right.
DJ Cruise
Dude, that's some funny. Somebody in the chat is saying, get some Ozempic. Hey, here's how it is. Here's how it is. You know what? You gotta practice.
Andy
Yeah, Reps. It's reps. Reps. That's it.
DJ Cruise
Keep doing it. Don't do it to random girls.
Andy
We're gonna be in jail. Yeah. All right. Last one from lit, by the way.
DJ Cruise
That's how you get out of the friend zone for all you guys.
Andy
That's it.
DJ Cruise
I ain't here to be friends. I'm here to.
Andy
Our last one is from Nick Landino.
DJ Cruise
Loud.
Andy
Nick says, man, when I saw DJ bring out that flower, almost fell off the treadmill at the gym.
DJ Cruise
What flower?
Andy
We want to do that viral romance thing. You remember that meat stick in the flour, huh?
DJ Cruise
Hey, can you videotape one of these attempts?
Andy
That's right. That's right.
DJ Cruise
Put you on the show.
Andy
Submit that@askandyfrasello.com. that's right, guys, we're out.
DJ Cruise
Your shrimp, though.
Andy
Yeah. Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass. We do. Yeah, thanks.
DJ Cruise
We do. We love you guys, for real, because I don't even know why anybody listens to us.
Andy
I love it, man. Well, let's keep the cruise cruising. Oh, somebody said we gotta check in with the chat real quick. Hold on. What's the chat saying? What are they saying, Bubba Gump? You guys laughing makes me laugh harder than the jokes.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right. DJ snorts two Viagra in the morning just to be the hardest work.
Andy
Oh, man. Oh, God, our chat is wild.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's the best one ever, dude.
Andy
Wild. All right, well, we gotta keep cruising, guys. We got. We got. Hello, number two. Let's keep. Let's keep the cruise cruising. Headline number two.
DJ Cruise
So a couple stop and appreciate the artwork. The artwork that Madot puts together for the show.
Andy
I didn't do this one.
DJ Cruise
Yes, he did. That's a Madot. This is a Z shot. See?
Andy
Yeah, Z's better.
DJ Cruise
Let's. Let's just. Let's just take a minute and appreciate the amazing talents that we have on the show. Moment of silence for the talent, please. Silence. All right, now, when you fuckers hang.
Andy
This back, I feel like, dude, you know, kind of looking at this, I kind of want to get a horse now.
DJ Cruise
They make horses big enough for you? Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't want a horse.
Andy
I usually am the horse. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Anyway, what's topic number two?
Andy
Yeah, let's. Let's get into it, man. Headline number two. So over the last couple of days, we got a little update on the FBI, by the way. You know, Bailey started his first day was back on Monday.
DJ Cruise
Was it?
Andy
Yeah, I. I need to hit him up, see how. See how it's going.
DJ Cruise
I can't wait for these heads to start coming off.
Andy
Yeah, bro, I. He got. Oh, we'll talk about it after the show. But. But. Yeah. So Cash Patel, director of the FBI, he's been in some Senate hearings and some congressional oversight hearings on Capitol Hill, and he doubles down on his handling of the Epstein files and a heated Hill testimony. So wrong move. Yeah, terrible. However, I think there's some word play. You know how those, like, lawyers are, and, like, we'll dive into it. Okay, But Cash Patel's Epstein files problem is not going away. This is a political article, by the way. But over two days of hearings, Democrats hammered the FBI director, who once advocated for the wholesale release of the files connected to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, over the Bureau's reluctance to release the full trove. They also accused Patel of seeking to protect President Donald Trump from potentially embarrassing references in the files, of giving short strip to Epstein victims, and of refusing to follow all investigative leads. So there was one. You know, he got posed. Let's just got. Let's watch a couple of these clips. This. Let's check this first one. You've seen most of the files. Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young, young women to besides himself? Himself? There is no credible information. None. If there were, I would bring the case yesterday that he trafficked to other individuals.
DJ Cruise
And the information we have, again, is limited. So the answer is no.
Andy
1.
DJ Cruise
For the information that we have in the files.
Andy
In the case file. Okay, now do you hear the word play that. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
What do you think he said from.
Andy
From what I've seen.
DJ Cruise
No, no. What do you think we have? What he said right there was giving me all the information on purpose.
Andy
Well, I took it as like, when he says we, he's saying what the US has, which leads me to believe the foreign intelligence play into it what they have, what we have. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
We're saying the same thing.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
He's not getting all the information.
Andy
Right.
DJ Cruise
That's what he said.
Andy
So from the information that I read.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah.
Andy
Because it was just too much. Like, he just put too much on the. On the we part. It just threw me.
DJ Cruise
No, that's exactly what he said.
Andy
Okay, all right.
DJ Cruise
He said what he said right there was very clearly. I believe there's a lot more. I don't have all the information. I have to answer truthfully right now because I don't have a. He can't sit there and say, like, bro, listen, these are. This is under duress. Ok? Do you really think that there isn't some sort of huge threat happening right now with. With Trump or the country or his. Patel's. These dudes are being threatened with something much bigger than an assassination. And this. He cannot get up there and say, oh, well, Mossad has all the rest of the information. They won't give it to us. That's not the. He can say if he says any more than that, bro, it could get people killed.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So like, dude, there's there. People get so mad when you say this, but it's the truth. There's a chess game going on here. And if you're being threatened and people are gonna die by the thousands or tens of thousands or potentially millions, you're gonna play dip. You're gonna stand in front of the camera and say, nope, that's not going on.
Andy
Yep.
DJ Cruise
The information we have until you're in a position.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
To cut it off.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
And dude, like, you know, I just don't. I don't think they're in that position currently.
Andy
No. No. Well, so that was Senator Kennedy. Now there was also another interesting debate that got a little heated between Cash Patel and Mr. Schiff. Pencil neck shift. Have you seen that one online?
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy
Oh, it's great. Let's check this out. So let me ask you, who are those cabinet members that Jose Maxwell. Jelaine Maxwell was referring to that. That were part of this cast of characters associated with Mr. Epstein. Who are they?
DJ Cruise
The deputy Attorney general took the aggressive step that no one else did and interviewed Ms. Maxwell for two days, and we released the entirety of that cabinet member. I do not have that transcript in front of me. You're picking it piecemeal. The American public can read the entirety of that.
Andy
One last question because you clearly won't tell us the cabinet members associated with Mr. Epstein. Let me ask you one last question. And that is right after she gives this testimony in front of an FBI agent, among others, she's transferred to a minimum security prison not suitable for a sex offender like herself. Who made that decision and why?
DJ Cruise
The Bureau of Prisons.
Andy
The Bureau of Decisions made it in prisons. The Bureau of Prisons decided on their own, without any consultation with Blanche or anyone else, that they were going to suddenly, after this interview, completely unrelated to this interview, completely unrelated to anything she.
DJ Cruise
Said, move her to a prison not.
Andy
Suitable for a sex offender. You want the American people to believe that? Do you think they're stupid?
DJ Cruise
No, I think the American people believe the truth, that I'm not in the weeds on the everyday movements. What I am doing is protecting this country, providing historic reform and combating the weaponization of intelligence by the likes of you. And we have countless honestly proven you to be a liar in Russia in January 6. You are the biggest fraud to ever sit in the United States Senate. You are a disgrace to this institution and an utter coward. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised that you continue to lie from your perch and put on.
Andy
A show so you can go raise.
DJ Cruise
Money for your charade. You are a political buffoon at best.
Andy
Well, you can take an Internet, take it to the bank that the FBI.
DJ Cruise
Is protecting this country. They're going California Internet, but all you care about is a child sex predator that was prosecuted by a prior administration and the Obama Justice Department and the Biden Justice Department did squat. And what did President Trump do? Bring new charges courageously. And what have we done? Chairman Transparent FBI Director in History, 33,000 pages of information to you. I challenge you to say anything credibly to the truth. Go ahead and run to the cameras where you want to go now. Be quiet now.
Andy
By the way, that was real audio. Obviously I overlay on the video, but like, they were going at it pretty hard. Now you caught. You catch something in the beginning of that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. He said, I'm defending America. Is that what you're talking about?
Andy
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
DJ Cruise
I am trying to protect America, which goes along with what I said earlier.
Andy
Yeah, yeah, we'll see.
DJ Cruise
Dude, I see. I see this so much different than most people see it. I, I think he's. I think these being walked into a trap, dude. Like the left, like, bro, you got.
Andy
You got, you got these people that have never said shift.
DJ Cruise
Shift dick face.
Andy
Yeah, okay.
DJ Cruise
You got, you got Congressman dick face.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Who's lie. Cash is right. He's lied about everything, bro. This guy is. This guy is the epitome of a corrupt piece of. And you got this guy begging for the Epstein files. It's just like such a. It's. They wouldn't even acknowledge that it was real.
Andy
They didn't say a year ago, decades.
DJ Cruise
They would have said, said this is a conspiracy theory to get us and we don't. Now they're begging for the to come out because they think it's going to get Trump.
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
And it's not going to get Trump. The people who have been in those set. Look, dude, it is widely known that Trump's the dude that worked with the FBI to get him a rain the first place. So, like, dude, it's just. Dude, listen, man. The average IQ in this country is under 100. Most people haven't read a book since they graduated high school. And that's who we're arguing with. Yep, that's what we're arguing with. We're arguing with people who see a clip from Jimmy Kimmel and then think that's the truth.
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
You see what I'm saying? Like, they see Jimmy Kimmel and they say, oh, well, he must be maga because Jimmy Kimmel says so.
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
And in their minds they're like, there's no way that he could just make up a lie and say it on tv. That is what we're fighting here, right? We're fighting this mentality that low IQ people can't fucking understand that the comedians, the actors, the mainstream news, all of these people, none of them are held into account for the facts ever. Obama signed a rule back in 2012. I forget what the it's called. You can look it up about propaganda being legal again. Like, dude, listen, man, I've talked to enough older people. You know what they always say? They always say the same shit. How can they say that on TV if that's not true? So their fundamental belief system is based on the idea, which I agree with, by the way, that what comes out of motherfucker's mouth on the tv, on the news has to be True.
Andy
Yeah. There's a reasonable expectation, but it's not.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's the point.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
We live in a state run media. There's billions of dollars that are fucking contributed to the media to put out a message that the government dictates. That is no different than North Korea, bro.
Andy
Yeah. China. Yeah. Now things did.
DJ Cruise
So like, dude, think about that. Your grandma, whatever, right? Like she's 70 years old or, you know, she says some shit and you're like, what? What are you talking about? She's like, I saw it on tv. And then you are like, well, that's not true. Well, in her mind you're an idiot.
Andy
Yeah, right, right. Well, yeah, yeah. The vaccine. Safe and effective. Stephen Colbert.
DJ Cruise
Exactly.
Andy
Dressed up as a.
DJ Cruise
Exactly.
Andy
Yeah, yeah. No, it's sickening, man. Now there has been some, some other updates that have come out that I thought were pretty newsworthy. Did you see that Trump designated Antifa a major terrorist organization organization?
DJ Cruise
I did.
Andy
Would you. What's your take on that?
DJ Cruise
They should have been eradicated probably four or five years ago completely out of this country. That's, that's my take.
Andy
Yeah. He designated them a major terrorist organization and he did it through a truth, you know, true Trump fashion, but this was his truth that he put out. He says, I am pleased to inform our many USA Patriots that I am designating antifa a sick, dangerous, radical left disaster as a major terrorist organization. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding Antifa be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention.
DJ Cruise
What are you talking about investigated, bro? We all know who funds them.
Andy
Well, it's funny you say that right now. A little tie into the Charlie Kirk situation. Right? And you actually mentioned it. That group in Salt Lake City, the armed LGBT hdtv. But there was links between the killer and that arms group that he was a part of. BLM and Antifa. There, There's a direct link there. In fact, it's the same.
DJ Cruise
Let me guess, is it who I think it is?
Andy
Well, you know, it's funny because again, like, it shouldn't be that hard to track it. It's very easy. They tell us exactly what they do. They tell us exactly what they do. Open society foundations announced $220 million for building power in black communities. Yeah, $220 million that went to multiple BLM conglomerates and organizations. Antifa being one of those subsidiaries that, you know, gets funneled all of this money. Right. When we see these protests and we wonder how these U Haul trucks show up with pallets of bricks and drops. Somebody's paying for that.
DJ Cruise
Those dudes should be executed. Listen, there are like five, there's like five, six people in this country who are funding all of this. That's dividing. Those people should be hung.
Andy
Yeah, dude.
DJ Cruise
And we all know who the they are too.
Andy
Well, and the problem is, like, not even a problem, but, and I've said this multiple times. What, what really should infuriate you. Right. Is when you see, you know that, that, that denomination there, right. 220 million. That's not George Soros.
DJ Cruise
That's our money.
Andy
That's not that, that was part of that 1% that people. Oh, it's just 1% of USAID. It's just 1%.
DJ Cruise
People, people still aren't understanding that that's our money.
Andy
Explain why that's our money. So our, our tax dollars goes to the, to the federal government and gets dispersed through USIAID to all of these NGOs that nobody's ever heard of, all of these activists, you know, rising tensions and helping to, you know, bring DEI or whatever or open society foundations. Our tax dollars gets funneled to these organizations, to these big conglomerates and then they funnel it even further.
DJ Cruise
So they use our own money to attack. Attack us.
Andy
To attack us.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
And the riots that we see, they, that was our money that was used to burn down the country during George Floyd riots.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy
That's our money that's being used to push all the divisive that we're like. It's our money that's being used to literally us.
DJ Cruise
Correct.
Andy
To us.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy
You know, but they call it some nice, you know, nice sounding name, right. Slap a couple of pink hair, blue eyed, whatever.
DJ Cruise
I don't think these people are going to last very much longer in the country. Meaning the people funding these things. No, I, I, I don't, I think.
Andy
People that are part of it, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but the, the people that are part of it go away the minute the funding stops.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay. So the people funding this, I believe are going. If they are not held into account by the government, I believe there will be people that will hold them into account. Well, the, the, the, the environment is getting to that point.
Andy
100%. Yeah, 100%. Well, like, nobody's just taking, like, we're not taking their shit no more. Right. Like right now, at the time of recording, apparently there's a big riot going on up in Chicago. It's not, it's not big. We're talking, you know, less than 100 people from the videos that I've seen. But a Chicago area mayor says federal agents tear gassed him at a protest outside an ICE facility. Great. Right. I have no problem with that. But then there was another person. Her name is Kat Abu. Abu Ghazla. She's a former journalist. She's also running for Congress. She got put on her ass by an ICE agent for quote unquote, peacefully protesting.
DJ Cruise
We got a video of that.
Andy
Oh, hell yeah.
DJ Cruise
I guarantee you she did some stupid ass that you're not supposed to do and got handed the repercussions. Wanna bet?
Andy
I don't want to bet you. Yeah, I got the video.
DJ Cruise
Let's check it out.
Andy
Here it is. Dude, you know that sucker, she ain't got no ass.
DJ Cruise
Like, dude, this whole thing that they do, like, dude, these people are like the epitome of a three year old child that does this.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
They take their finger and they go like this right in your face. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Don't touch me. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.
Andy
I mean, here's the thing. It's like, you know, she's running for Congress again. You take one look at her platform and her issues that she stands for. She's a fucking communist. She's a communist. Her whole thing is fucking tolerate communist, bro. And communism, bro. That's, that's what she's running on. She wants more immigration.
DJ Cruise
You cannot tolerate those people here. They will not tolerate you.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
By the way. Click back. I'm sure she's very fucking smart. She looks it.
Andy
No. Very smart. Yeah. She, she, she does not believe we should have any mass deportations. No internment camp.
DJ Cruise
Then leave. Go somewhere else. Go live with the people you want to bring here.
Andy
That's why. How many people?
DJ Cruise
If you have such a home, if you have such a bleeding heart.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And you're such a good person and you're so empathetic to the poor and the. Then go live with them. Go live with them.
Andy
I bet you won't.
DJ Cruise
I bet they won't either. They never do.
Andy
I bet she won't.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Well, it's nice to see that the police and people are not taking any anymore.
Andy
No, no.
DJ Cruise
Like I, I wouldn't. I, I thoroughly, I thoroughly enjoy, I thoroughly enjoy watching the police do what police do. And they're supposed to do their. When they do what they're supposed to do.
Andy
Yep.
DJ Cruise
I just leave it at that. It makes me happy.
Andy
Yeah. We called it Good customer service.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
That's what it is.
DJ Cruise
I like great customer service. From the police to the criminals.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
It makes me warm and fuzzy. That's why Casa is such a great show.
Andy
Yeah. If you want to be warm and fuzzy, you guys can pre order these sweaters right now. How about that plug?
DJ Cruise
That's pretty good.
Andy
That.
DJ Cruise
That's a pretty good plug. Yeah.
Andy
Really fucking learning dot com.
DJ Cruise
That's right, Andy. Four.
Andy
Solid calm. You could be warm and fuzzy, too.
DJ Cruise
It'll be like getting a hug from dj.
Andy
Hey. So somebody should say, hey, let's go, dj. That was good.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that was good.
Andy
That's good.
DJ Cruise
That's good.
Andy
Yeah, but guys jump down in this conversation.
DJ Cruise
Smooth. It was smooth. Until you said, how about that?
Andy
Yeah, man, I get it, dude.
DJ Cruise
It's like when you hit your first home run or something and you just, like, go crazy, bro. Yeah, but you got to act like you did it before.
Andy
I've been here before.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
But it's okay. They said DJ knows plugs because he's got butt plugs.
Andy
That's not what they said, bro.
DJ Cruise
That's what said, D.J. knows plugs.
Andy
You just typed that. I just saw you type that.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah, I typed it on my magic keyboard. I used my neural link.
Andy
That's what it was.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I sent it to Zeeshan. He typed it up there.
Andy
Yeah. Yep. All right.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. DJ pulls them. You got like, that string with the handle on it.
Andy
It's like the first.
DJ Cruise
Like starting a lawnmower.
Andy
It's like the first time DJ had sex. Could not tell someone.
DJ Cruise
That's actually true. I remember the first time I did it.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I couldn't believe it.
Andy
I remember. First time I did it, I fucked up, though.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah. It was terrible.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Fucking terrible. I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing.
Andy
I see hot condoms.
DJ Cruise
What?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
What are you talking about?
Andy
Yeah, I use that fire and ice condom. It's terrible.
DJ Cruise
That's a real thing.
Andy
Oh, yeah. Yeah. They didn't have magnums. Yep.
DJ Cruise
Didn't have Magnums.
Andy
Straight to jail. Yeah, I thought I got the.
DJ Cruise
I never believed in the.
Andy
Did you do to me?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. They thought you had to clap, bro.
Andy
I thought I did, bro.
DJ Cruise
I know.
Andy
Burning Man.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. You thought you got an STD before you had sex.
Andy
That's what I'm saying, bro. What the.
DJ Cruise
Bro, you know, it took a day or two. Then you really had it.
Andy
Yep. I was. I was pissed. Guys. Let us know down in the comments, man. What you guys think with that being said? We got third and final head.
DJ Cruise
I wish I could tell my. All my stories on the show.
Andy
I do, too.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. But I can't.
Andy
Nope.
DJ Cruise
Maybe one day.
Andy
Maybe.
DJ Cruise
Maybe I'm gonna be sold. I'll forget him. I didn't remember that from the last show.
Andy
What?
DJ Cruise
The rose thing.
Andy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make you remember.
DJ Cruise
That was super gay.
Andy
You know, it wasn't gay till you said it was gay. That's.
DJ Cruise
Usually I go, I am. I am the ultimate judge on gayness.
Andy
Oh, bro, wait, hold on, man. I had a. Oh, I got to tell this. We got time. I got. I got to tell this.
DJ Cruise
We got plenty of time.
Andy
Amir Odom, bro.
DJ Cruise
What about him?
Andy
So, dude, I saw this.
DJ Cruise
Any dick pic?
Andy
No, bro, it's no asking for one. No, Andy, listen. I'm actually legitimately traumatized right now by Amir. Bro, listen, listen, bro. So there is. There was a reel I saw on Instagram, by the way.
DJ Cruise
You see his Charlie Kirk video? It was really good.
Andy
Was it really good?
DJ Cruise
Like, really good. Millions and millions of.
Andy
I am following him after this interaction. So there was a reel, right? I was watching. It was like, basically like a little skit. This guy did. Like, his girlfriend brought over her gay best friend, right? And she's like, oh, you know, meet my boyfriend, you know? And the girl, like, steps out the room, and the gay dude is like, I got y' all ass fooled, you know, she ain't never gonna believe you. I'm here for her. She. When you get like. It was a skit about a gay guy not being gay. Pretending, right? We talked.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's true.
Andy
Well, so I sent that to him. I sent that to. I sent that to Amir.
DJ Cruise
And, bro, you never trust a girl's gay friend.
Andy
No, bro, listen.
DJ Cruise
I'm seeing more titties than you, bro.
Andy
I'm over it, bro. Listen, I'm over. I sent that to him, I said, because he went on a date with my wife.
DJ Cruise
He actually is friends with your wife? Yeah.
Andy
Yeah. Like, listen, they are friends.
DJ Cruise
I know.
Andy
They went to college together. Like, they're good friends.
DJ Cruise
They went to dinner last time he was here. Now you know why they went to dinner, okay? He's in here throwing up all them lies, bro. I don't like the kitty. That's gross.
Andy
Listen, bro, I sent him that real. I'm gonna send the real to you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he probably sat back like, hahaha.
Andy
I said, no. I said no more dates with my wife. Nigga, I see Right through you. Okay? He said, yo, that was a movie. That's amazing. I mean, her profile picture is the one that I took, so. And I laugh in the face. You know, he's funny. But then he says, whole time, I'm plotting on you, not her. And this. Wait, bro, hold. I'm on the screen. I'm on the screen.
DJ Cruise
He's waiting for the big bear to go to sleep. Listen, he's waiting for Alex to go to sleep so he can get a little big bear.
Andy
I was terrified. Absolutely terrified. Okay, Amir, bro, listen.
DJ Cruise
That motherfucker's funniest.
Andy
Here it is right here. I gotta pull it up for the chat.
DJ Cruise
Now, if you put his text, he's gonna put the ones up there that said, you like it.
Andy
Said, whole time I'm plotting on you, and then sends me.
DJ Cruise
That's gonna be me. You and Alex.
Andy
Never know my next move, bro.
DJ Cruise
No, hobo.
Andy
Oh, bro. I said. I said, oh, hell no. I said. I said, oh, hell no. And chill. That's what I told him, bro.
DJ Cruise
That motherfucker's funniest.
Andy
Amir's funny, man.
DJ Cruise
I want to have him in, like, the show more, bro.
Andy
We should, bro.
DJ Cruise
He's hilarious. And he's. He knows his.
Andy
Like.
DJ Cruise
He's got the data down.
Andy
He's smart. Yeah. He's a black guy that loves the data.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Yep.
DJ Cruise
And.
Andy
But yeah. So let's get back to our show, guys.
DJ Cruise
So did you guys take a bath? Not yet.
Andy
I can't even give you my mad black face right now.
DJ Cruise
I know, because you like the bath so much.
Andy
Guys, headline number three, third and final one. Speaking about dudes, little update. Bridget McCrone to present scientific and photographic evidence to U. S. Court proving she's a woman.
DJ Cruise
This is where AI comes in.
Andy
Okay? I just want to know, is she got like. Is it pictures of a clamshell?
DJ Cruise
What could it. What wouldn't it have to be? What else could you prove? See, I don't even know if that's proof because, like, it could be someone else.
Andy
It could be anybody's. Bro. It could be anybody's clamshell, right?
DJ Cruise
Because it could be Captain D's clamshell. It could be Long John Silver's.
Andy
Yeah, man. So let's dive into this a little bit, all right? Because there's a little bit here. French president Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte will present photographic and scientific evidence to a US Court to prove the French first lady is, in fact, one man.
DJ Cruise
The only. The only way you'd be willing to send A picture of your clamshell is. If it wasn't your clamshell, it ain't your clamshell.
Andy
That's right. I say you got. It has to be like, okay, if she offered Candace, okay, listen, I'll take you to a. I'll take you to a room, just me and you. Let you see it. You know what I'm saying? No pictures. But you, you know, I'm saying, like, would you accept that maybe she's got.
DJ Cruise
One of them long ones? You know what I'm saying?
Andy
Like Arby's number three.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like a king, roast beef, lion's choice. But you know how. Like the king. What. Maybe she's got. That's. Some girls have them long ones.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know, I mean, I don't know, but I'm just saying, like, I seen it on the Internet one time. Oh, she got. She got a long cloner.
Andy
Well, listen, so they're. They're going at it now. The. The attorney did not elaborate on exactly what the pictures would be. Beyond that, it would include pictures of Brigitte. Now she's. When she was 72, and allegedly a photo of her when she was pregnant with her kids.
DJ Cruise
Oh, so it's not clamshell.
Andy
Not clamshell. But again, you didn't elaborate on all of them. Okay, but the French power couple is ready to demonstrate, quote, both generically and specifically, that the allegations are false. Claire stated firmly, quote, it's incredibly upsetting to think that you have to go and subject yourself to put this type of proof forward. Is it that. Is it. Is it really that upsetting to post a picture of you pregnant? You know, I don't know. Now, Candace Owens.
DJ Cruise
It's absurd that it's a conversation.
Andy
Yeah, right.
DJ Cruise
I mean, that's the absurdity of it. Like, if you really. Look, dude, if you really were a woman, you would come out and be like, this is crazy.
Andy
Right?
DJ Cruise
What the is she talking about?
Andy
Well, so. So. So Candace, she just a couple of, you know, September 8th is when this was dated. She put out a Becoming Brigitte number two. I believe she has, like, two of these. She went live on September 8th talking about this. Now, when this article came out, Candace Owens also had this to say. Kenneth Owens says, quote, this is verifiably false. She isn't suing me for saying she's a man. She has never sued anyone ever for saying she's a dude, because she is one. All right, now, throughout this entire time, we've covered this topic a Few times. We never really, like, got to hear from Brigitte's perspective. Well, here's a video. She actually went on a French news station. I'm going to translate for you, but this is the conversation. Here's a clip.
DJ Cruise
Bro, I got a nosebleed that's laughing so hard.
Andy
Oh, that's pretty funny. That was pretty funny. Sorry, guys.
DJ Cruise
I'm sorry.
Andy
Chad is requesting you to play it again. They won't hear it again. Okay. All right, we're going to. Time. Here we go.
DJ Cruise
Come on, man.
Andy
Oh, oh, man. Oh, man. That was good. Yep.
DJ Cruise
That was. How long you think about that?
Andy
Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. No, man, listen, they're set. They're going, you know, we'll see.
DJ Cruise
I, I don't know.
Andy
Like I said, I, I would. I've seen enough from Candace to know that she doesn't. She's a very intelligent, very eloquent woman. I met her in person. We met her in person. She's awesome.
DJ Cruise
She's very, very cool in person.
Andy
Very cool. Yeah, right. She's like. And listen, look, man, a lot of.
DJ Cruise
People don't like her. I like her.
Andy
I like her. I like her. Her book, she's brilliant, okay? And I think she's done a lot to move the country forward.
DJ Cruise
Her speech say she gave here was amazing.
Andy
Amazing. Yeah, amazing. And I, you know, I followed a lot of her content. I've never once really see her. She doesn't go out on whim. She doesn't, you know, put herself out there as an expert on topics. But more importantly, she doesn't go out there if she doesn't, like, truly firmly believe where's she been wrong? That's my point.
DJ Cruise
Like, where has she been factually wrong? That's my thing. A lot of people will bring up Candace to me and they'll say, well, she said this. I said, well, was she wrong?
Andy
Right.
DJ Cruise
Nobody could say anything. Can't call her a lie until, until. Until she does something that's been shown to be completely wrong. You have to, like, say, well, Candace has a pretty good track record.
Andy
Yeah, right, right. Because it'll still be a thousand to zero one, you know. Chad, what we got on this?
DJ Cruise
I want to ask him something.
Andy
Do you.
DJ Cruise
Do you guys. Can you guys recall any time that she was. That she was wrong?
Andy
Factually wrong? Yeah. Cool. No, I mean, again. And, and what I like about it, too.
DJ Cruise
This dude, Andrew M. Yeah. Who the is that guy? Kick that out. Yeah, I'm tired of his talking. You'd be Talking shit the whole show. Bitch, you won't be talking that shit if you were sitting right here. Fuck out of here. Kick him out.
Andy
Yeah, fuck that guy. He was the one with calling for.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I get it. But, like, you know, clearly he hasn't been acknowledged, and he finally got it, and I don't think he liked it.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
So.
Andy
Yep. But no, he hasn't been wrong. I mean, she hasn't been wrong, you know? And, like, what I also love about.
DJ Cruise
Candace, I'm gonna be real. We're not gonna. That's not gonna start happening in the chat.
Andy
Yeah, okay.
DJ Cruise
Like, you want to say something cool, you want to act like a. The entire chat not cool for an hour and 26 minutes, you can off. Those are going to be the rules, by the way.
Andy
But. But what I also, like, admire about Candace, too, bro, is, like, she's. She always leaves it open, like, hey, if I am wrong, I'll own it. She's never had to, to my knowledge.
DJ Cruise
That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm asking the guys here, like, the guys and girls in here, you know what. What do you guys think? Like, you know.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Paul Korn, you're not. You're always respectful. Corn sucker's always respectful, bro.
Andy
Wait, what point. What do you say?
DJ Cruise
He said, Now I'm getting worried. But, like, bro, everybody likes Paul.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
He doesn't come in here and act like an. I mean, he does kind of, but it's good. It's in a respectful. It's a respectful, you know.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see about this, man. This lawsuit's coming. They're getting. They're getting prepared for it. I mean, let us know down in the comments, guys, what you guys think. Man, I don't know. I think. I think Brigitte and Big Mike have a lot in common.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Both have been, you know, the first.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I don't think they've been the first. I think if you go back in history, there's been quite a few. I actually think this is more normal than we think it is.
Andy
Really? You mean, like. Like. Like first ladies being worldwide?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Really?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. You got to understand, bro, people never talk about this, okay? The president or the king has the most power. Who has the second most power?
Andy
They're right here.
DJ Cruise
Okay. And up until the last hundred years, they certainly didn't want women holding that power.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
So it made sense for them to have another power figure that. Dressed like a woman. That was a man. That's that's been going on in history for a thousand years, so maybe even longer. And that's why the king and the queen always had, like, different lovers. And. Okay, so this whole idea of a. Of a leader and the wife, quote unquote, being man and woman, it isn't always historically the way it's been. So I, you know, and nobody thinks about that. They didn't respect women. They didn't allow women to vote. They didn't want women to have a place in society. But they understood that the queen or the first lady or whatever was the second most powerful person and they wanted that to be a man.
Andy
Jeez, that's deep, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, no one ever talks about it.
Andy
That's deep. Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about that, man. Let us know. With that being said, we have a final segment.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, by the way, like, I'm just going to say this about the chat. I don't care if you disagree. I don't. I'm. I don't care. You guys put the chat up. I love you guys in here, bro. Like, it's all good. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're cool, but you start acting like a. Don't think I'm not gonna kick you the. Out of here with the quickness. Okay, so you. You guys tell those. You guys regulate those child in there. The joke's funny the first time, the second time not.
Andy
We're an hour and see it. Let me do it again.
DJ Cruise
Hour 30 in.
Andy
He was so fixated on your nipples.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well.
Andy
Yep.
DJ Cruise
And then he starts calling Candace a. It's like. And then he said it like 10 times. It's like, dude. All right, well then get.
Andy
I agree.
DJ Cruise
Go watch. You know Jimmy Kimmel?
Andy
Yeah, man. Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as. This is where we bring in a topic, we talk about it, we vote on it.
DJ Cruise
By the way, don't let that back in the chat.
Andy
He's not able to.
DJ Cruise
No. Ever again.
Andy
No, he's not able.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, if you get kicked out of the chat, you ain't never come back, bro.
Andy
Yeah, no, he's not able to, but.
DJ Cruise
And by the way, that takes a lot for me to finally say hey, off. So I don't want people to be scared to have a good time and joke around. But like, come on, dude.
Andy
Yeah, yeah, Thumbs up. And dumb as Guys is where we bring a topic in, we talk about it, we vote on it. It gets one of these two, two options. So with that being said, a thumbs up or dumb. As headline reads NFL stadiums of the future. Football fans left in awe at incredible redesigns for all 32 teams.
DJ Cruise
I think I saw this AI thing.
Andy
Yeah, dude, it was cool.
DJ Cruise
It was pretty cool.
Andy
It was pretty cool. Yeah. So with the price of professional sports stadiums and a seemingly endless climb to the top, one Tik Tok user let the power of AI show how much further the envelope could be pushed at Trendian Trinidad's vault plugged in all 32 NFL teams to see how ludicrous their stadiums could look. Each design took heavy influence from the names of each team. First and foremost, with some relation to the area they were also in, was also considered. Now, some of the designs led to some awkward interpretations and clashes. Others were knocked right out of the park. Other designs, while opulent in appearance, might not be the most realistic options. Among the best designs included the Arizona Cardinals.
DJ Cruise
Oh, that one sucked.
Andy
Really?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I saw it.
Andy
Featuring a giant cardinal and red sandstone rock formation. I thought it was actually pretty cool.
DJ Cruise
No, dude, the Ravens one was cool.
Andy
Ravens is pretty cool.
DJ Cruise
Steelers was cool.
Andy
Yeah, they were pretty cool.
DJ Cruise
The Cardinals one was like, what do we do here? Oh, we make a giant cardinal. Yeah.
Andy
Let's check the video out, man. Let's watch this clip. Look at that.
DJ Cruise
That's badass. Yeah.
Andy
I mean, that's pretty sick, bro.
DJ Cruise
I'd be scared to play there.
Andy
Pretty sick.
DJ Cruise
They kind of got that going on down there a little bit.
Andy
Yeah, just a little bit. They got the ship and the cannons. Look at that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's fucking badass.
Andy
That's pretty sick. I imagine the Dallas Cowboys have a little bit more, I don't know, Gay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Andy
I mean, that's not bad, dude. It's not bad.
DJ Cruise
Are there even Cardinals in the desert like that?
Andy
No. No, there's not. San Francisco 40 Niners. Yeah. Okay. Jacksonville is pretty cool.
DJ Cruise
That's the coolest thing about the Jacksonville Jaguars is their fake stadium.
Andy
Yeah. Miami Dolphins looks like an aquarium. All right. Little gay. Yeah. So that's eight of them. You guys can find the rest on the link. I saw this one picture I did like though about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers I thought would be pretty sick is if, like the whole stadium was a. And.
DJ Cruise
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Andy
That's pretty badass. Yeah, that's pretty badass. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I mean, look, dude, this is taking entertainment to the next level. These things make so much money, dude. There's no reason they shouldn't be starting to do some of this, bro.
Andy
I think.
DJ Cruise
I mean, it's way better than, like, just giving it to the wnba, bro.
Andy
You know, their. Their stadiums could be like, don't we.
DJ Cruise
Have a special guest from the WNBA coming soon?
Andy
Yeah, they'll be coming on very, very soon to talk with us.
DJ Cruise
I can't wait.
Andy
It's gonna be really awesome. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Now, all jokes aside, I am very excited about.
Andy
No, no, she's gonna be sick. Yeah, she'll be awesome. Yeah, she. She will be on very shortly.
DJ Cruise
Let's throw the chat up. I want to ask him something.
Andy
Oh, here we go.
DJ Cruise
Don't. Who do you think it is? Who do you guys think it. All right.
Andy
Yeah. All right.
DJ Cruise
Let's get good guesses.
Andy
Yeah, good guesses. It's good guesses, but, yeah, I am.
DJ Cruise
Very excited about that show.
Andy
No, it's gonna be. It's awesome. I'm gonna challenge.
DJ Cruise
Oh, is that Seattle there?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
That's pretty cool.
Andy
Yeah. Like, I mean, again, like, I. Dude, it could be, bro. It'd be pretty sick if they took some of these and redeveloped them, bro, because most of the stadiums kind of just suck.
DJ Cruise
I mean, bro, if we're gonna pay $20 for a beer, I'd like to go to a cool stadium.
Andy
At least make the stadium cool. Yeah. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Who.
Andy
Who does have the coolest stadium right now? I guess.
DJ Cruise
I don't know. Throw up the chat.
Andy
Let's ask Chad who has the best.
DJ Cruise
I tell you this, the best NFL. The best NFL experience is going to a chief's tailgate and then a Chiefs game. It's so loud, dude. It's so badass. And I know everybody hates the fucking Chiefs, but I'm telling you, dude, the tailgate and the game experience is fucking awesome.
Andy
Yeah. So somebody said the Lambeau Field. Lambo feels pretty.
DJ Cruise
Lambo Field would have to be cool. I've never been.
Andy
That would be cool. Same Sofi stadium.
DJ Cruise
Raiders new stadium is sweet, dude. I would like to see the Raiders start winning just because, like, they got cool shit.
Andy
Yeah, they got. They got the. The fucking. All the support.
DJ Cruise
I love their branding.
Andy
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
I think. Yeah. They said Brady will get the Raiders going. I actually agree with that.
Andy
Is he coaching the Raiders now?
DJ Cruise
He owns part of it.
Andy
Oh, no shit. I didn't know that. Huh?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, he. Dude, Brady ain't going to put up with losing.
Andy
No.
DJ Cruise
Anything he does is gonna win. He's a winner.
Andy
That's real, man.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Hold on. The guy had the rankings there all.
Andy
30 NFL venues for best Lumen Field in Seattle was named the best NFL Stadium in 2025.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Who voted?
Andy
Yeah. What is Lumen Field? I don't even know what is. What is that?
DJ Cruise
It's probably their field.
Andy
Yeah. According to the Lumen Field stadium. Yeah, Right. Oh, it's the Commanders. Oh, you mean. You mean the. The Redskins, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like, bro. Like, bring the Redskins names back. Make their stadium a tp, bro. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Like, bro. It'd be sick. Like, the whole stadium's a tp, bro.
DJ Cruise
All at the reservation. I'm not calling.
Andy
Yo, man sick, man. Well, guys, thumbs up for that, right, guys?
DJ Cruise
Bro, if it was called the reservation, you get, like, three beers for one. What Indians like to drink, bro? I'm not fucking hating.
Andy
Oh, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Sounds like a party.
Andy
Facts are facts.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
Facts are facts. Yeah, man.
DJ Cruise
Well, guys, you get peyote up there? Where can I get my peyote? What? That sounds like a fucking party.
Andy
It does. Smokes are half off.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy
Slot machines.
DJ Cruise
Yes.
Andy
In the stadium.
DJ Cruise
Yes. Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Andy
All right. All right, now. Working it. You guys are working, bro.
DJ Cruise
I'm coming. A Redskins fan by the second. Here, look at this. If we were running the Redskins, look how awesome it would be.
Andy
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Maybe I'll buy the Redskins.
Andy
Buy the Redskins. Buy the Commanders.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy
Bring them. Turn them back into Redskins. Yeah. CP Stadium, slot machines. When you walk in. Peyote and peyote.
DJ Cruise
Three for one beers.
Andy
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Who's coming? Who's coming to the game?
Andy
Yeah, they're all.
DJ Cruise
Everybody's coming, dude.
Andy
Yeah, I'm with it, man.
DJ Cruise
We're gonna have a chant called the Scalp. You know what I'm saying? We're gonna scout. What's wrong with that? That's badass.
Andy
Yeah, bro.
DJ Cruise
That's badass.
Andy
Probably do the tomahawk throw.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but real tomahawks.
Andy
Real tomahawk. Yeah, we'll do, like, the balloon version of them.
DJ Cruise
No, real, like, real ones.
Andy
Real ones. Got it. All right, well, guys. Andy, that's all I have.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. All right, guys, we will see you next time. Don't be a hoe.
Andy
Share the show. Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now My jewelry box froze bowl stove Counted millions in a cold Bad bitch booted swole Got her own bank row can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.
Andy & DJ CTI: Jimmy Kimmel Goes Nuclear Over ABC Cancelling Him, Kash Patel Doubles Down On Handling Of Epstein Files & Brigitte Macron To Present Evidence To Prove She’s a Woman
September 20, 2025
Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise jump into a lively, unfiltered discussion of current hot-button issues, focusing on:
Background: Persistent internet rumors claim French First Lady Brigitte Macron is trans; now, her camp is offering to present “scientific and photographic evidence” to prove her biological sex.
The hosts lampoon the spectacle, noting that proof by photo is easy to fake, and that even pregnancy is not irrefutable.
Candace Owens’s angle: She refuses to retract the claim, pointing out Brigitte has never sued for defamation; further describes Candace as “always right” on such topics.
REAL AF #940 covers today’s most divisive cultural battles, skewering hypocrisy from both media and political elites while defending blunt, unashamed truth-telling. With raw humor and rare emotional honesty, Andy and DJ highlight—often through their own life stories—the confusion of a world awash in propaganda, the tragic loss of civil discourse, and the rare power of calling it like you see it.
If you missed the show, this summary gets you every honest rant, every clever jab, and every moment where “reality” reclaims center stage.