951. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Declares An ‘End Of An Age Of Terror And Death’ To Raucous Applause In Israel’s Parliament, Kamala Snaps At Rowdy Protesters & Democrats In A GOP Shutdown Vise

Summary

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Podcast Summary – REAL AF with Andy Frisella (#100to0)

Episode 951: Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Declares An ‘End Of An Age Of Terror And Death’ To Raucous Applause In Israel’s Parliament, Kamala Snaps At Rowdy Protesters & Democrats In A GOP Shutdown Vise

Date: October 14, 2025
Hosts: Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise

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OVERVIEW

This episode of REAL AF features Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise as they "cruise the Internet" ("CTI"), dissecting hot-button political topics and current events with their signature humor, skepticism, and unapologetic takes. The episode covers:

• Trump's visit to Israel and his declaration of "the end of an age of terror and death"
• Unexpected protest drama with Kamala Harris on her book tour
• Government shutdown machinations and the strategy around military pay
• A batch of international weirdness, naked protests, and one very “Florida Man” story
• Ongoing calls for their community to support the show’s 7-Eleven energy drink partnership.

Throughout, the tone is irreverent, direct, and heavy on audience engagement, with frequent references to chat commentary and listener “homies.”

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

1. Trump’s Historic Speech in Israel: “End of an Age of Terror and Death”

[11:26–33:23]

• Main Topic: Trump’s address to the Israeli parliament, his proclamation of a new era of peace following a Gaza ceasefire, and release of hostages.
• The hosts are skeptical about lasting peace, noting historical tensions:
  • DJ: “You are not going to change the nature of those two communities against each other. It’s not going to fucking happen.” [30:31]
  • Andy: “That’s real. I want to see the charges, bro... For what?” (Regarding Netanyahu pardon talk) [31:30]
• Trump takes verbal shots at Biden, Obama, Hillary, and bizarrely suggests a pardon for Netanyahu, which the hosts scrutinize:
  • Andy: “A pardon for what? What if he’s the Greatest wartime leader ever. Then why are you pardoning for?” [18:22]
  • Suggests Trump's comment may have been a strategic move to plant seeds about prosecution.
• Discussion on dissatisfaction with US foreign policy, aid, and foreign military bases:
  • Andy: “There should be no international air bases of any country inside the United States for any reason.” [21:14]
• Hosts argue the US government is not putting American interests first:
  • Andy: “Our country's up, and before we go spend any money in Israel or Ukraine or anywhere, we got to take care of people here. And that is not happening.” [26:06]
  • DJ: “Most people care about America issues first. They just get caught up in the discussion because that’s what they want us to get caught up in.” [24:19]
• The hosts urge the audience to stay focused on domestic issues and not get distracted by identity politics or foreign entanglements.

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2. Kamala Harris vs. Protesters – Is It Staged?

[36:18–41:13]

• Headline: Kamala Harris confronts rowdy protesters during her Chicago book tour, telling them to “show some respect.”
• The hosts question the authenticity and possible staged nature of the encounter:
  • DJ: “Only one scenario where you’d have that much nerve... it’s if it was staged.” [37:23]
• Commentary on identity politics and Kamala’s inherent support:
  • Andy: “She’s gonna have people that like her no matter what she says or does. And they don’t know why... it’s identity politics.” [39:40]
• Brief detour into discussion of which Dem is more dangerous: Kamala or Newsom.
  • Andy: “I’d rather her run next time than Newsom. She’s easily... she’s stupid. The shit she says is absurd.” [40:16]

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3. Weird and Wild Protest Tactics:

[41:13–49:12]

• US: Portland's “naked bike protest” prompts incredulity and jokes:
  • Andy: “That’s so embarrassing. A bunch of people that you never want to see naked in your whole life, bro...” [43:04]
• UK: Viral video of British men confronting a naked migrant on a train, now under investigation:
  • Andy: “People do shit like that, they should just cut their dicks off ... zero strikes.” [46:02]
  • Discussion of Britain’s decline, loss of national strength, rise of digital IDs, and loss of free speech (“You can’t sing outside the church.”)
  • Hosts debate America’s role as global enforcer and the need for nations to handle their own problems:
    • Andy: “If people don’t learn to stick up for themselves, they’ll never learn… what you do now will go down in the history books and you have a chance to matter. And if you don’t, your country will be conquered.” [47:16]

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4. Energy Drink Push & Community Callouts

[01:24–04:39, interspersed]

• Emphasized throughout: Listeners are encouraged to buy energy drinks at 7-Eleven to support the show, and tag Andy and 7-Eleven on social media.
  • Andy: “Just go in there every day this week, buy two, buy one for you, buy one for the homie. Hand it out... Let’s show these motherfuckers how we roll.” [01:25]
  • Positivity about the show's community, support, and team effort.

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5. Government Shutdown Chess Moves & Military Pay

[52:59–59:57]

• Headline: “Democrats are in a GOP Shutdown Vice; fear is with military pay no longer looming as a pressure point, little will stop the shutdown from continuing…”
• Trump moves money to ensure U.S. military is paid during the shutdown, blunting Democrats' pressure tactics.
  • DJ: “They’re trying to starve our military to put pressure on politicians. That’s insane.” [53:07]
• Extended critique of politicians’ self-interest, budget waste, and the bloat of government.
  • Andy: “We have people who are self-serving that are pretending to serve us when they have no intention of serving us... So, no, I don’t think that will happen because people are inherently selfish.” [61:43]
• The show urges cuts to federal bloat and a return to serving citizens and domestic needs.

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6. Audience Comments and Engagement

[33:23–36:09]

• Hosts read and joke about listener comments related to energy drink campaign.
  • DJ (reading listener): “...I’m off to clean out my local 7-11 of first form energy.” [33:27]
• Celebrate listener generosity and positive community actions.

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7. Dumb as F#%k – Florida Man’s Thermos Fiasco

[66:17–71:58]

• Ridiculous “Florida Man” headline: Arrested man shoves a thermos up his rectum, discovered by body scanner.
  • DJ: “A Florida man was taken into police custody last week... Jammed all the way up his butt, a full size thermos.” [67:56]
  • Hosts riff on the absurdity, Florida stereotypes, and wonder how someone even thinks to attempt it.

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NOTABLE QUOTES

• “You are not going to change the nature of those two communities against each other. It's not going to fucking happen.” – DJ, [30:31]
• “A pardon for what? What if he's the Greatest wartime leader ever. Then why are you pardoned for?” – Andy, [18:22]
• “There should be no international air bases of any country inside the United States for any reason.” – Andy, [21:14]
• “Our country's up, and before we go spend any money in Israel or Ukraine or anywhere, we got to take care of people here. And that is not happening.” – Andy, [26:06]
• “People do shit like that, they should just cut their dicks off... zero, zero strikes.” – Andy, [46:02]
• “They're trying to starve our military to put pressure on politicians. That's insane.” – DJ, [53:07]
• “We have people who are self-serving that are pretending to serve us when they have no intention of serving us.” – Andy, [61:43]
• “[On protest] When we get to a place in society where you cannot protest, that's where things like what's happening in England start to happen.” – Andy, [44:20]
• “If people don't learn to stick up for themselves, they'll never learn... and if you don't, your country will be conquered.” – Andy, [47:16]

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TIMESTAMPS FOR IMPORTANT SEGMENTS

• Trump’s Israel Parliament Speech & Reax: [11:26–33:23]
• Netanyahu Pardon & Political Intrigues: [16:15–33:23]
• Kamala Harris/Protesters, Is It Staged?: [36:18–41:13]
• Weird Protests (US Naked Biking, UK Migrant): [41:13–49:12]
• Government Shutdown Tactics & Military Pay: [52:59–59:57]
• Community Comments, Energy Drink Campaign: [33:23–36:09]
• Florida Man Thermos Story (Dumb as F#%k): [66:17–71:58]

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CONCLUSION

Episode 951 of REAL AF is a fast-paced, irreverent conversation blending skepticism, humor, and outrage over current political headlines. The hosts are relentless in their focus on "America first" priorities, critical of both U.S. and foreign leadership, and openly call out government bloat and performative politics. Frequent asides and listener engagement keep the tone loose, while wild stories (and wilder theories) ensure listeners are both informed and entertained. The signature closing? “Don’t be a hoe. Share the show.”

Transcript

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

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[Andy Purcell]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we're.

[DJ Cruise]

We have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for cruise the Internet. If you've not been here before, welcome. We're gonna put topics on the screen. We're gonna speculate on what is true and what's not true. And then we're gonna talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in society. Now if you don't know, we got a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. We ask you. The show makes you think. If it makes you laugh, it gives you new perspective. If it's something you think is worth hearing, do us a favor and don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruise]

Share the show.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. What's up, man?

[DJ Cruise]

What's good, dog?

[Andy Purcell]

Nothing, dude. Yeah, everything, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, all the things. A lot of good things today.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, for sure, man.

[DJ Cruise]

For many days to come.

[Andy Purcell]

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[DJ Cruise]

A half we can have.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And we're off to a great start because of you guys. If you weren't listening to the show yesterday, we have a awesome deal going on with 7:11. You guys are always asking how you can help support the show. You know, we don't run ads and you know, I feel like we give quite a bit and really don't ask that much in return. And we are going to make an ask this week. And the. The ask is very simple. All right? You're going to go to 7 11. You're going to grab one of these. Amazing form, energy, screaming freedom, grapes, oranges. You can maybe leave the blues, but at least get the first three, all right? And they're a dollar each. And what we ask is very simple, man. Just go in there every day this week, buy two, buy one for you, buy one for the homie. Hand it out. If you're gonna buy more, hand them out, man. Do us a solid. Let's, let's. Let's hit the ground running and kick some ass with these guys. We want to show these guys a 7 11. And what the it's all about. So for those of you who have already been on it, I appreciate it. Team effort. Really, really, really appreciate it, guys. And remember, that goes on every day this week. And for us to do what we need to do, we got to have your guys's help. So buy one share one every day this week, man. Tag me in it. I'm gonna post every single one that I possibly can. See. I won't make it to all of them, but make sure you're tagging 7 11. Make sure you're tagging myself. Make sure you're tagging form energy and let's show these motherfuckers how we roll. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

With all these, all the drinks being sold, you know, India might have a shot at getting to the moon. For real.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. That's a fact. Z. Shawn, your cousin's calling you yet. Oh, you got to get back to work. Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Too many, too many drinks.

[Andy Purcell]

But guys, for real, man, it is so cool and so appreciated it. It's, it's just, it's awesome. And if we keep this up for the next week or so, you guys will have made a massive difference for us. So you guys are always asking how can you help support obviously sharing the show, but this is one of those times where, you know, a little extra means a lot to us. So we really appreciate it.

[DJ Cruise]

Absolutely, man. Absolutely. Best, best people out there, man. Dude, best people.

[Andy Purcell]

Not comparable. No, it's not even. There's nothing like what we got going on.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's only gonna get better, dude. I'm excited, man. I'm excited.

[Andy Purcell]

And we will be. If you're listening to this today we will be in Riverside, California. The information. Do we have the address? Find the address. We will be at the 711 in Riverside. I'm sure there's more than one, but we will be there for the car show. I know a lot of you guys are start planning on coming out. I think there's like, I, I've, I've heard numbers of four digit car turnouts for this thing. So we'll see what happens. But we will be there. I am bringing a couple of my favorite cars. You guys can guess which ones they are. But we're gonna have a good time.

[DJ Cruise]

That's gonna be great.

[Andy Purcell]

You got the addie.

[DJ Cruise]

I got the function.

[Andy Purcell]

What is it? It's 14511 Meridian Parkway, Riverside, California.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

14511 Meridian Parkway, Riverside,' California.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

We will be there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, so what's going on dude.

[DJ Cruise]

There'S a lot going on, actually. Yeah, there's a lot. We got a lot to fit in this show. We're leaving right after the show, guys, by the way, so we're. But we're going to connect some dots, we're going to talk about some things, and. Yeah, it's going to be great. I guess this first little thing I want to kind of show, it, honestly threw me for a loop when I saw it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I think this is breaking news. In my opinion. Justin Trudeau's not gay. Did you. Did you know.

[Andy Purcell]

I saw. I saw this. I'm not buying it. I saw this, man. It just looked. The pictures looked weird.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, very uncomfortable.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, it didn't look like. I don't know, like, it looked like. This is the first time I'm trying. Something grab me here, you know? Like, the first time you. Like, you know, like the first time you went in the pool, I was there. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Floaties and all. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I. I don't know what to make of it, bro. I don't know. Like, I for sure thought he was gay. Like, real talk, like. Like a gay communist, I thought, you know what?

[Andy Purcell]

It's okay if he's gay, but I think he's. I think he's using a beard right now. You know what I'm saying? Let's see the pictures.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I mean, dude, the picture, first of all. I mean, got the yacht going.

[Andy Purcell]

Come on, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Is that a handful of hip.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that how you hug your chick? Is that how you hug your chick? None of you in this. In this room, hug your chick like that. That looks like a friend. Hug that. I'm trying to look sexual, but, like, I'm not. Are you okay with this? Is this okay? Do I have your consent?

[DJ Cruise]

Permission?

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. Like, did he get a permission slip, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

That's a handful of hip.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Who is that, Katy Perry?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's Katy Perry.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, Katy Perry. She's, you know, she kissed a girl and she liked it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Before.

[Andy Purcell]

Astronaut Katy Perry.

[DJ Cruise]

Astronaut Katy Perry.

[Andy Purcell]

Astro. Not.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. I forgot about that. What was that?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

She was out there with Gail and.

[Andy Purcell]

Come down and say their ass first.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They went up there, hit the firmament, came back down. Isn't that right, Joe? That's right, baby.

[DJ Cruise]

But, yeah, Brad, I mean, left field, bro. It came out of left field. Very unsuspecting. It did feel like not.

[Andy Purcell]

He ain't come out of left field. Bro, no, he came out the closet. I don't believe. I don't buy it, dude. I don't buy it, bro. No one that's actually straight hugs their chick like that. Yeah, dude, does it not look weird? Yeah. Which is the opposite of what you do. Everybody knows you, like, make the penis toucher, you know what I'm saying? So I don't know. What's the chat say on this, man?

[DJ Cruise]

What do you guys got on this, man? See?

[Andy Purcell]

Do you guys buy this? Do you guys buy this? This does not look real, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Homie. Gay.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, real talk. Do any of you guys think that, that, that. Oh, my God. Who cares? This is what we do here. We care. Calm the down.

[DJ Cruise]

It's a river Cooter.

[Andy Purcell]

It's a joke. It's. It's a. We are a humor show. Calm down. It's okay to be gay. It is. How you think we let DJ on the show?

[DJ Cruise]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like, I mean, if it wasn't, me and Madot would not be here, that's for sure.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, it doesn't look right to me.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no, it does it, man. The yacht looks cool, though. Yacht looks all right. Yeah, I mean, could have been bigger.

[Andy Purcell]

But hey, man, you know what? Maybe he's just finding his way after all this time.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

[Andy Purcell]

No, there's nothing wrong. He's still pretty young, dude. He's good looking, dude. He's got. He was the, you know, he was the. The president or whatever, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Is it true?

[Andy Purcell]

The prime minister?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Is it true, though, about his. Like his daddy or his grand.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man. If you look at a picture of Fidel Castro and him at the same age, they look like twins, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

It's eerie.

[Andy Purcell]

It's an interesting story.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's eerie, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how much to believe or not to believe.

[DJ Cruise]

Definitely thinks, like, they look like that. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And he acts like him. Yeah, but he's 53. Look, 53. He looks very young.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, adrenochrome, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it's that adrenochrome. He probably got it from Katy Perry.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what he was.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what's going on here. Like, hey, baby, thanks for the hookup.

[DJ Cruise]

Thanks for all the adrenochrome. I appreciate it. Pardon my penis.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, good for him. If I don't listen, I don't give a. It just looked weird to me. That's All I'm saying.

[DJ Cruise]

I agree, dude. I. I agree, man.

[Andy Purcell]

It just feels weird.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it did feel weird. It did feel weird. But you know what doesn't feel weird?

[Andy Purcell]

Selling out 711 in one day.

[DJ Cruise]

I was gonna say popping open one, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that don't feel weird at all, man.

[Andy Purcell]

But we ain't gonna sell them out one day. It's gonna be a full team effort.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think they're ready, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

The fourth quarters are the most important, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Are they stocked up approach, like. I don't think they're ready for what's coming. I don't know, man.

[Andy Purcell]

We'll see.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I know.

[Andy Purcell]

The homies are out in force today.

[DJ Cruise]

The homies are out. That's for sure. That's for sure. Speaking of homies, guys, again, we do got the chat rolling. If this is something you guys are interested, we're gonna be moving full steam ahead with this. But, yeah, you guys can, you know, make sure you guys are monitoring social media platforms for the link.

[Andy Purcell]

Guys, right here. Dude, he said the bald eagle birth rate's about to be out of control.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. Going from.

[Andy Purcell]

We're about to take it from endangered to. To. To. What do they call it?

[DJ Cruise]

Danger.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they. They. Invasive.

[DJ Cruise]

Invasive. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Invasive Freedom eagles.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. Endangered to dangerous. I love it. I love it, man.

[Andy Purcell]

But, yeah, don't open too many grapes.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

You guys are funny, dude. All right, all right.

[DJ Cruise]

What happens when you open too many grapes, Andy?

[Andy Purcell]

The bikes disappear from the earth.

[DJ Cruise]

Bikes become in danger.

[Andy Purcell]

Yes, that's right. No more bikes.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, man. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, we got a hell of a show, remember. If you would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can check them out there or anywhere you guys are listening or watching us. We appreciate you guys for being here. So let's get into our headlines, bro. Let's start things off. We got headline number one. We got peace in the Middle east, technically.

[Andy Purcell]

Do we?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, there's some interesting things happening, bro. Let's dive into them. Gotta have the update on the Middle East.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, I see him celebrating it. Yeah, but I mean, Dewey, do we?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, listen, talk about it. We've had it, you know? I mean, we'll get into it. President Trump declares an end of an age of terror and death to Raucous. Raucous. Why they spell it like that?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man. I didn't make the fucking rules.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, how the fuck they swell it like that? All right. Applause is in. Israel's parliament. So President Trump declared that the ceasefire in Gaza is the, quote, end of an age of terror and death and the historic dawn of a new Middle East. And an impassioned address to Israel's governing body on Monday. The commander in chief, who spoke for over an hour, said Israel, quote, won all that they can, all that they can by force of arms and delivered a powerful message to the Palestinian people as they look to rebuild their war torn territory after two years of intense fighting that was spocked sparked on October 7, 2023. Now hostages have been released. All, all the hostages have been released. At the time of this recording, I believe there was like 20 or so that were left. They, they have all been released. At this time. There was a. The ceasefire was officially signed. You know, it was pretty cool. Of course, Trump's going to take some shots whenever he can. He took a few during his speech where he called out Obama and Biden, even going back to Hillary Clinton, the.

[Andy Purcell]

Headline says, Trump slams Biden Obama for failing in the Middle east and delivers the ultimate payback to Hillary Clinton. So he, he hung her. She in prison?

[DJ Cruise]

Not yet. Not yet. But you know, he called him out saying that, you know, basically they, none of them ever did anything they didn't. Which they didn't. You know, I mean, Hillary, you know, when she was the, the Secretary of State, I mean, you had probably the worst foreign policy disasters we've ever seen as a country when she was in office. But yeah, she got in. There was also some people that were not as, as happy and raucous.

[Andy Purcell]

Raucous, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

In the crowd that was. A far left politician was thrown out. After interrupting Trump's address to Israel's Parliament, a far left Israeli politician was carried out. His name's offer Kassif, a member of the Parliament from the extreme left wing Hadash Party, began shouting while Trump was praising his special envoy, Steve Witkoff, for being part of his bringing peace to the Middle East. Let's check this clip out.

[Andy Purcell]

Please. This Knesset member, please expel this Knesset.

[DJ Cruise]

Member, Knesset member Kassif out of the hall. Please expel him immediately.

[Andy Purcell]

In our, our Congress. Sorry for that, Mr. President.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, so that was very efficient.

[Andy Purcell]

So back, Steve, be.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, so I, it doesn't really go into detail about why exactly they were kicked off, kicked out or what, you know, I'M saying they were actually upset about, but this is something that we've talked about on CTIS plenty of times, is that, you know, there's plenty of people in the Israeli government that hate Netanyahu. There's plenty of people. And like, I mean, not, not just a few. I mean, like, there's not just the government. Like, in the government, the citizens of Israel, they do not like Bibi Netanyahu. And it's, it's very interesting, okay. Because something else weirdly enough happened during Trump's delivery. His speech Deliverance, specifically about Netanyahu that I thought was.

[Andy Purcell]

You mean where he asked for a pardon, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

What is that, man? What is that?

[Andy Purcell]

Trump urges Israeli president to pardon Benjamin Netanyahu. An off script moment. Greatest wartime leader. Hmm.

[DJ Cruise]

It's weird.

[Andy Purcell]

Wartime usually means, like, motherfuckers are fighting back.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Right, right. It's weird. And Trump even admitted during this speech, like, he was. This was an off script moment. And it's like, you know, I feel like he's done this before where, you know, he says something nobody's even talking about or thinking about really, like, and he brings all this attention on something.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, who else has been saying this? That's where, I don't know, like, since it started, that Netanyahu is continuing the war because he's afraid of being prosecuted by his own government.

[DJ Cruise]

And what, like, who's that guy? What was it, Randy?

[Andy Purcell]

I can't remember his name.

[DJ Cruise]

Got a fact check. His name.

[Andy Purcell]

Zeeshan. Randy Kinsella.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Profit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, the Future Teller and his cousin, Andy Thomas.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Related.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but I mean, and his friend Davioni.

[DJ Cruise]

That's all right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. And his cousin, his gay best friend Davioni.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, why does he gotta be gay? Why's he gonna be gay? The. You know. But it's weird, dude. It's, it's. It's weird. All right, so he's doing this speech, talking about peace and all this great stuff, and then just out of off script, completely off script. He has this to say. Let's check the clip out.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, I have an idea, Mr. President, why don't you give him a pardon?

[DJ Cruise]

You hear some brooms.

[Andy Purcell]

Booing? That's about half and half. Like, almost like half the people don't agree with him. A pardon for what?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, a pardon for what? That's a good question, Andy. What's the pardon?

[Andy Purcell]

What would be the. What if he's the Greatest wartime leader ever. Then why are you pardoned for?

[DJ Cruise]

What could it be for? I want. I wonder what it could be for.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, I don't know. Crimes against humanity. I mean, we can start there.

[DJ Cruise]

Food. Yeah. I don't like it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, them guys. Nah, that ain't it, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't like it.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, come back home. Take care of us. What they got going on over there?

[DJ Cruise]

That's it. You brought peace. Cool. Glad the shit's, you know, over for now until, you know, now.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's fix the economy so that people can actually pay their bills. And that'd be good. Know. I don't know. Take care of their own families.

[DJ Cruise]

That'd be good. Yeah, there'll be peace. Unless he doesn't get his pardon. How about that?

[Andy Purcell]

That's exactly correct.

[DJ Cruise]

That's my bet.

[Andy Purcell]

No, D.J. that's exactly correct. If, If. If he senses that he's going to be held accountable, there will be missiles launched somewhere. That's why he keeps doing it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it. And like, let's be real. Like, bro, there's actually a lot that that's been happening. I saw this report that apparently, like, we're supposed to be allowing a Qatari air base built here in America.

[Andy Purcell]

No way.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, bro. You didn't see that?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, fuck. No, hold on. I got to pull it up now, bro. I saw this and I was like, what the fuck is going on with this? And, like, I didn't. I didn't know it was, like, if it was real or not. Looked into it. It's absolutely real. Let me pull it up real quick, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't like this shit. No, like, I don't like this shit at all. Why are we doing these things? And by the way, there, do you notice there's no explanation of why there's no, like, selling it to the American people. Hey, this is why we're doing this, right? This is why it's good for you. You know why they don't do that? Because there's no justification for it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, there's not. Here you go. Now, this is a CNN article, but again, this is just one. You guys can find it. United States announces it will allow Qatar to build an air Force facility in Idaho. Okay, so this. This just came out a couple of days ago. And Secretary of Defense Pete Hickseth announced on Friday that the U. S. Will allow Qatar to build an air Force facility at Mountain home Air Force base in Idaho, which will host Qatari F15 fighter jets and pilots who will Train alongside U. S. Troops. Location will host a contingent of Qatari F15s and pilots to enhance our combined training. Increase the lethality interoperability. Hexeth said during a meeting. I don't like it. I don't like it. Listen, I don't. And like, this is where, you know, people, people confuse it maybe like. Right. Like I don't want it to be Israel. I don't want it to be Qatar. I don't want it to be. I don't want it to be anybody.

[Andy Purcell]

There should be no international air bases of any country inside the United States for any reason.

[DJ Cruise]

But hey, you know, many countries allow to have everybody.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's because they use us and they use your tax dollars to do their dirty work. Like we're the iron glove. We're the, we're the iron fist and a white glove for everybody else.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, we're there for peacekeeping. I don't know. Does peacekeeping involve like massive amounts of bombing and killing and you know, destroying.

[DJ Cruise]

Why not just train them at their base in their country?

[Andy Purcell]

I get it. I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

I just.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't seems weird, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't like it.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't like it either.

[DJ Cruise]

I do not like now, I don't.

[Andy Purcell]

Know, you know, I haven't heard anything that. Look, if there's a justification for it, you know what? I still probably not going to agree with it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I mean?

[DJ Cruise]

So now something that I do know for sure, and I don't know if a lot of people know this, but.

[Andy Purcell]

I thought this was America first, man. Should be. I thought this was all America first. I thought we were America first. America first to me does not mean the same thing that it means to these guys.

[DJ Cruise]

Apparently not. Yeah, apparently not. No, but I mean, and like, listen, dude, I know there's a lot of weird things that, that our military allows and. Or our country, I should say, our government allows to happen that I think to the average person doesn't make sense. But like one of the things that I learned years ago is that, you know, like our military, our basic training for our military branches, they all kind of run run together. Right? And the reason why is because during those months, typically May, April, June, we open up our airspace to our. Our enemies, essentially China, fucking Russia, like you name it. And they're allowed to sen biplanes overhead. And so they're looking, you know, all across the country. And then, you know, they go to our military bases. We got basic training going. So you got, you know, thousands of of troops from the looks of it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Every time they do that, they, they pull all the military equipment out.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

They get everybody out doing exactly Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, now again, people would say, well, why? Well, they do the exact same thing for us. Right. Like, there's times during the, the year that they will. Those countries will open up their airspace and allow us.

[Andy Purcell]

I think it's. That's all part of like, yeah, NATO, peacekeeping, you know, disclosure.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You know, I'm saying. But like, it's. It's plenty of things like that that I think on the surface doesn't make sense. Am I saying that this is the same situation? No, not necessarily. I don't want it, though. I don't want any foreign military to be.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't think most people want anything to do. I don't think. I think, you know, people are all caught up in these conversations, right. It started with COVID then it went to Black Lives Matter, and then it went to Ukraine, then it went to Israel. And people are in these conversations, right? And it's like, let's create enough distraction on the street for everybody to talk about what's actually not happening. And what's not happening is that we still got crime that isn't being solved. We still have an economy that isn't good for the blue collar American, regular American citizen. Yeah. It might be good for someone who's got a lot of money in the stock market, but how much money does the average person having the stock market? You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, and their retirement, I understand that totally, dude. But at the same time, man, that doesn't fix the problem of being able to afford groceries and gas and bills and have opportunities. And those are the things that people here care about. And when I think when you ask most Americans what they actually care about and you say, okay, put this conversation about Black Lives Matter over here, put this conversation about COVID over here. Put this conversation about Ukraine over here. Ezra, let's move it all out of the way and let's talk about what we really care about. I think most people care about America issues first. They just get caught up in the discussion because that's what they want us to get caught up in.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And I think we have to be very focused and very consistent in our messaging, in our calls and our demands that this administration truly focus on Americans. I don't think most people want to. I think most people have an opinion of what's going on in those things, but I think if you wipe them away, I think most People would say, yeah, I don't. I don't really fucking care about that. I care about this. Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, it's an unfortunate thing, man, because, you know, I try to, like, I try to put myself in other. Other, Other country shoes, right? Like, I don't. I don't believe that there's another country where the citizens, Citizens. The citizens of that country are, you know, having all these issues going on, but then having to take a. Take a second and like, oh, well, you know, we gotta make sure America's taken care of.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they don't give a, you know, what you can take.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, no other country has that perspective.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no, they don't care about what they can do for us. Nobody does. That's the point. Not even our own government, bro. They don't care. It's about what they can do that's going to somehow benefit them as individuals.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And it's a big problem. And I, I really. I really think that if we wanted to change, people are going to have to stay very focused on what the issue is. The issue is this. Our country's up, and before we go spend any money in Israel or Ukraine or anywhere, we got to take care of people here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And that is not happening. That's not happening. Now. People will argue and say, oh, things are going better. Are they? Are they. Are they better? Are they better for the average person.

[DJ Cruise]

Chat, Are they better? You let us know, guys, what you got? I mean, is it. Is it better for you guys? Real, Real talk. Like, don't be, like, real, real.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. See, I mean, dude, like the. Yeah, it's getting worse, bro. You know, and I don't think, like, I know that everybody in the chat, bro, we all got opinions about what's going on. Some of you guys agree with me, some of you guys don't, and that's fine. But at the end of the day, I think we can all agree that we got to take care of this country first, just like every other country does. And that's. That's the frustrating thing. I think that's why Trump's, you know, Trump has his base of people who are going to be loyal no matter what.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then there's the people who voted for Trump who are like, what are you doing, bro? You know what I'm saying? And then there's people who are just going to fall for whatever the. The new. The new distraction is every single time, new profile.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. Picture layout.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man. Like, I don't. I don't. Care about what's going on over there. I re. I don't. And you could say. You could say whatever you want about me. Oh, you don't care about this person or that? No, I just care more about the people here.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. My neighbors, my actual neighbors. I mean, dude, it's funny because I actually saw this comment, or I don't know if it was a real or something. They're like, oh, you know America, you know, you know, all the aid that we give all these other countries and stuff, like, if we didn't do those, those countries wouldn't exist.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Well, maybe they should figure out the.

[DJ Cruise]

Out. It's not my fault.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Maybe they should figure that out. By the way. What? Why do those countries exist?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They exist because we defend their borders and we keep them from killing each other and all this. And maybe if we let sort itself out, natural order was sort of like, settle in and we would just be cool.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's. It's so funny, too, because you can catch these people in, like, their, you know, these contradictions, bro. And it's like, oh, well, you know, if we. If we don't. If we don't get involved in that, then they'll nuke us. But at the same time, they say these people are also incapable of. Of any type of military power.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, and that's what they do. When you start saying. When enough people over here start saying, you heard Netanyahu say it last week or the week before, you know, he knows he's lost support here in the United States, and he also knows that the only way to stop that loss of support is to stop killing all these over there. Because, dude, no matter who is killing who, nobody likes to see people who are just innocent citizens shot in the street or beheaded or any of this, or bombed or like, dude, it's. It's just so unnecessary. And I think Americans have good hearts. They don't want to see people die. They don't want to see people get killed. And I understand. I really do understand that, because I don't want to see it either. But at the same time, we have the exact same situations happening over here, okay? Like, every single fucking day. So it's, you know, it is what it is, bro. And I think Trump really needs to get back to pro America, America first. And I don't see this lasting. If it does last, it'll last for the amount of time Trump's in office, and then it'll go back to the way it was. Yeah, just like it did. No, no, these guys are afraid of Trump, dude. They're afraid of Trump.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, that's a fact. Yeah, that's a fact. The other. I saw this other clip, too. It was like. I think. I want to say he was. I don't know if it was the PM of put me in there, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Really be afraid of me.

[DJ Cruise]

But somebody said something like, I mean, like, you know, we're grateful that we have a world leader like Trump in office right now, because that's the only way that this was ever gonna, you know, I'm saying, come to a conclusion.

[Andy Purcell]

And you know what? That's a positive thing. Yeah, there's a pot. Listen, for sure, I'm not shitting on this, stopping. I hope it stays that way. But it's been going on for quite a long time.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, two fucking years.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I'm talking about the battle between Muslims and Jews. Oh, yeah, that's been going on for thousands of fucking years.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You are not going to change the nature of those two communities against each other. It's not going to fucking happen.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Oh, man, that's real, man. Guys jumping on this conversation, though. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Old BB getting pardoned.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, what are the charges? I would like to see the official pardon.

[Andy Purcell]

For what?

[DJ Cruise]

Pardon for what?

[Andy Purcell]

I almost feel like it's like an.

[DJ Cruise]

Auto pin pardon, like what we do.

[Andy Purcell]

See, because, dude, there's a part of me that feels like Trump's playing. Playing this, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying? Like, like, you wouldn't say that on accident. No, like.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I said it jokingly.

[Andy Purcell]

I wouldn't say that on accident.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I mean? I would say that in that context, the way he said it to almost embarrass him. You know what I mean?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, I had. It didn't have like a genuine tone.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

At all. Yeah, I agree with that. I agree, man. Well, we'll see. I want to see the charges, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Because, dude, like, what he just did was he put the idea of further prosecution into all those people's heads as a real thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And that, that wasn't by mistake, dude. It also, if, if, if you were, if you were really trying to avoid that, you wouldn't say it. You wouldn't even mention it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, not only that, but it also.

[Andy Purcell]

You might bring it up in private to those guys, like, hey, you know, here's Trump. Hey, guys. You wouldn't say it in public like that. No. Because the natural question is what I just said.

[DJ Cruise]

Why?

[Andy Purcell]

What are the crimes?

[DJ Cruise]

Right. And that's the thing, too.

[Andy Purcell]

That's Trump admitting there were crimes.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what I'm saying. Like, it also gives validity to the aspect that, like, there's some. There's some going on here.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Gosh.

[DJ Cruise]

Come on, just give him a part and like, he knows they're about to start this judicial process on. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, because now there's no more excuses, bro. There's a peace deal now there's ceasefire. You know what I'm saying? If you don't get that pardon, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I will bet you. And we're gonna fucking keep this clip. I'm gonna bet you that whatever happens from this, if he starts to get prosecuted and we'll see the Epstein list come out, the Epstein information come out. Because I think that's where the leverage is.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I think Trump's being. I think we're being threatened as people.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And I think Trump is. I think this dude's gonna get cornered and that's when we'll see the shit come out. Remember, dude, everybody wants all of these things to happen, but from his position, Trump's position, these are bargaining chips.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

These are things that we let out as needed in the perfect time.

[DJ Cruise]

You don't show all your cars, bro. You can't. No, that's real, man. Guys, tell us what you think down in the comments. Be very curious to see. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said. Let's go. Let's go check out some of these comments.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's do it.

[DJ Cruise]

You'd be surprised with all the comments are referring to today.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, bro. We got. We got. We got our people in the comments today. Yeah. First one, let's check out from Captain America. 10 out of 10 episode. I'm off to clean out my local 711 of first form energy.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's go. Yep, let's go. Make sure you guys are following Form Energy. Not just First Form.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Form Energy on. On any platform, actually. Farm Energy for sure. This next one is from Reesneen Risne Choi. She says reading 7 11s will be bought out today. I already asked them to order more than 12 cases, bro. I. People are buying caseloads.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. You know what? Even. You know what the coolest part is I've seen today? Besides, I mean, it's awesome that people are participating and supporting and. Dude, I gotta be real with you guys. You guys have no idea how much we appreciate it. Like, this is a big deal for us and. But what I think is really cool is I've seen a lot of people doing the give out part where they're buying. They're buying, you know, a case or two cases and they're going, like, I saw one dude go to his local construction site and start passing. Yeah, dude. And it was just. That's the dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, taking care of each other, giving each other, you know, like, it's. It's just a. It's good energy, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

For sure.

[Andy Purcell]

You know?

[DJ Cruise]

For sure. One more.

[Andy Purcell]

It shows people. It show. It's showing people that there's still good people out there. And I know you all are doing it to help us and stuff, but, like, it feels good to do that.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, like, one of my favorite things to do is I do this. I do this almost every day. I go down to Wally's here and I buy like four, right? And I walk out and hand three of them out.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I do the same. I just don't buy them.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I know, I know. That's why they never got any. Great.

[DJ Cruise]

They know me now. That is way that I'm carrying out. My three. These are stolen.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I know.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man. We got one more, though. People were actually. Somebody was actually insulted.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That's too bad.

[DJ Cruise]

To go to Marco. Marco Marcos Reza. Bro said buy two. I'm buying the whole rack.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude. I. I love our people, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

They're great people.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, we may not have the biggest show, but we got the best people.

[DJ Cruise]

There's no doubt about that. Yeah, there's no doubt about that. Guys, we really, truly do appreciate you guys for being real ass fans. Make sure you guys continue to, like, comment. Subscribed. Hit that bell. Notification. Wherever you are watching or listening to, stay up to date with the latest drops from Real af.

[Andy Purcell]

Real.

[DJ Cruise]

Real ass people, man.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

That's real. That's real. Let's keep cruising headline two, shall we? I like protesters.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You know, it's in me a little bit, you know? Yeah, Just a little bit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Lower half. Yeah, but these are funny, man. There's been a string of them, but this first one is a little weird. You gotta go to Kamama. Kamama Harris. She got rattled.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, she did?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, she did. Rattled. Kamala Harris snaps back at rowdy protesters who crashed her book tour. Show some respect.

[Andy Purcell]

How about you show some respect. How about you? Don't let people fucking rot. How about you? Don't let 20 million motherfuckers that don't believe that shouldn't be here in the country. How about you show some respect, Kamala?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, I mean, dude, I'll be real. I'm gonna say this. I got the clip. We'll watch the clip. But I'll be real here, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

You got some nerve, bro, to say that.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, here's the thing, though, bro. Why, what would you. There's only one. There's only, in my opinion, my humble opinion, there's only one scenario where you would have that much nerve to have this type of reaction and an engagement in this crowd, and it's if it was staged.

[Andy Purcell]

See it.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right, I'm just, I'm just laying that there. I'm laying it there. I'm just put it down nice and gentle there. All right, but let's dive into this. Yeah. Former Vice president Kamala Come Queen Harris was confronted by several rowdy protesters who stormed her book tour in Chicago on Saturday afternoon. It was an insurrection at Barnes and Noble. Out of here. Security guards storm. Yes. Breached. They breached. You know, there's almost.

[Andy Purcell]

They breached the entrance.

[DJ Cruise]

Barnes and Noble.

[Andy Purcell]

It's like the doors open automatically, kind of like a border.

[DJ Cruise]

They still social distance, too, by the way. Out of here. Security guards removed multiple people who interrupted a talk as part of Harris's book tour for her new memoir, 107 Days. Amid chaos and screaming from the crowd, Harris. She's 60. She's 60, huh? Was discussing her book with journalist Michelle Norris when one woman from the audience began yelling while filming on her phone. Video shows. Let's check this clip out. Let's talk about the legacy of Massey.

[Andy Purcell]

Portain, people not voting, and Donald Trump. All they can talk about is Trump, but all they talk about what's going to happen, what's going to happen when Trump isn't the guy that they got to run against. Like, what are they going to have to talk about?

[DJ Cruise]

They'll probably still talk about, bro. I, I, I feel like it was staged. Like, I'm not a, I'm not a betting man. I will play some.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, but I would be willing to bet she's probably on a payroll. I don't know, bro. Like, come on, man. Like, nobody. Like, that's not a patriot. You know what I'm saying? Like, so, I mean, is it possible that, you know, this is the, you know, the left eating its own right? Metaphorically, it's possible. I don't buy it, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look, People are very cultish. You know, she's gonna have people that like her no matter what she says or does. And they don't know why.

[DJ Cruise]

They like.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they. Well, they do, because it's. Because she's, you know, it's identity politics.

[DJ Cruise]

She's not Trump.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I think that. But it's also like, you know, she's a powerful woman. She's a woman of color, and that's people. Those people are still buying into that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So I just think that's a little bit of residual from that for her. You know, it's whatever.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I think it's crazy.

[Andy Purcell]

I would. I would rather her run next time than. Than. Than Newsom. She's easily. She's. She's. She's stupid.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, the she says is absurd.

[DJ Cruise]

Newsom News is pretty sharp. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And I don't think he's sharp. He's just not a very good liar.

[DJ Cruise]

He's very. Yeah, he's very. He's. He will. He's very charismatic.

[Andy Purcell]

And he. No problem saying, we're. We're going to do this and have no intention of doing none, or we did this, and it can be a complete lie.

[DJ Cruise]

He just did it again. I believe today. Talk about reparations.

[Andy Purcell]

If you watch his. If you watch him, dude, he gives a tell. Like, just like in poker, it's always the same thing. He. He. He says it every single time. And that's fact.

[DJ Cruise]

He smiles.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a fact. Yeah, that's a fact. And he says.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's a fact.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Smiles at the smile. Yep. Yeah. I don't know, but I think he.

[Andy Purcell]

Would be more effective at fooling people than she is.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. See, the only issue I have with Newsom. Well, not issue, but, like, the reason I don't believe he would get far, bro, is because nobody wants California. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

California.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right. Like, that nobody. Like, they gotta.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but a lot.

[DJ Cruise]

They don't have anybody right now.

[Andy Purcell]

A lot of people in California that are of this political ideology believe that California is, like, the place. Like, they think, like, if you don't live in California, bro, you're a bum dumbass from, you know, Arkansas or whatever. Right. That's what they think. So, like, we know because we're in California and, you know, the rest of you guys are a bunch of hillbillies. Like, that's their thought process. And they don't understand how condescending it sounds to literally almost everybody else in the country.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants it. No, nobody wants it. But, yeah. No, the protest stuff has been going crazy. You know, usually they're burning down, but the left decided to take a different approach. I'm not sure how it's. How it's working, all right. But viewer discretion is advised on this next clip. Take the clothes off. Let's get naked to save our democracy.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean. Yeah. I mean, they pro kids around because that's when it seems to happen the most.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man, we gotta go to Portland. I gotta go to Oregon, man. They. They have amassed a naked bike, bike protest. Check the clip. Ice out of Portland. That's unfortunate.

[Andy Purcell]

God, that's so embarrassing.

[DJ Cruise]

That's unfortunate.

[Andy Purcell]

That's so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for them. Sure. People. Yeah. A bunch of people that you never want to see naked in your whole life, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Imagine the smell. Imagine the smell.

[Andy Purcell]

All them little dicks flopping in the wind, bro. Them little wee wees.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, a lot of those guys, like, come on, dude. I feel like. To do some like that, you gotta be real proud.

[Andy Purcell]

I know these people. Nobody else wants to see them naked. That's why they do this, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

The craziest thing, too. Like, I saw a couple of those bikes. They took the seats off.

[Andy Purcell]

This is weird, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, this will def. Listen, like, you're. You're a ICE agent, right? Is there a tactic here, like, you think this is?

[Andy Purcell]

No. I mean, I don't think they're doing anything except being perverts. And you know what I mean? It's degenerate. They're not, like, being violent.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So it's not what I mean. It's. It is what it is. I mean, you can't. With people that aren't being violent, as long as they're not burning down or attacking people, you know, the right to protest is the right to protest and it should exist.

[DJ Cruise]

Agreed.

[Andy Purcell]

This is just, you know, some ridiculous goofy. So, you know, when we get to a place in society where you cannot protest, that's where things like what's happening in England start to happen.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, well, speaking of England.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I know, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's talk about it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

England's fucked right now.

[Andy Purcell]

I know.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. England is absolutely fucked. There's. There's this video that came out.

[Andy Purcell]

I got.

[DJ Cruise]

I got the clip here. There was a migrant, okay, who is on a train who starts stripping butt naked. And there's kids there. Well, Britain found some beans, okay? And they finally dropped their balls and did something about it. But to no surprise, now those two British men are under investigation for confronting the naked migrant. Let's check this clip out. What you can't see? They are beating his ass good.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what should be happening everywhere. How about that?

[DJ Cruise]

Beans and mash? His beans got mashed, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

People do like that, they should just cut their dicks off.

[DJ Cruise]

For real. Here's the crazy thing, bro. I mean, again, we talk about England.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I'm being dead serious. Like, if you're gonna be a grown man and run around and stick your dick out in front of kids and they should cut the off, bro. Like, zero, zero strikes.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm with it. Yeah, I'm with it. But, but bare minimum, you know, I'm saying you got upstanding citizens that are trying to protect their fucking, you know, their, their, their citizenry.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they did the right thing, but.

[DJ Cruise]

Now they're being in fucking investigated for it.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, you know, that's where the other people have to get involved and stand up for those men.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, dude, where, where the fuck is Britain? Like, bro, fuck, man, that, that digital ID shit they're putting in. Like, I saw this clip earlier. It was a lady, she was playing church music on her phone and a cop came up to her and she's like, you can't play church music. You can't. You know, she was singing a. A church song. She said, you cannot sing outside the church. You can't sing.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but they can do public Muslim prayer calls.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Let me ask you this, dude. Like, so, okay, so we. America get. Gets our together. All right, we get our together.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Everything's beautiful.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Do we go? No.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, no. We've been sticking up for people. People don't learn to stick up for themselves. They'll never learn. You understand? Yeah, like, you got it. Like, like, like you gotta let your kids ride the bike, fall down a couple times. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think that this is a good lesson for the men of England to realize. Like, hey, you are in a pivotal time in history and what you do now will go down in the history books and you have a chance to matter. And if you don't, your country will be conquered.

[DJ Cruise]

So, fuck, man. And they are. They are conquered right now, man. Guys, I mean, chat. What do you guys got on this situation? I mean, like I said, I mean, I know we don't cover it. I know we used to say that like, you know, Britain, most of. Most of the other western countries, they're a few months, maybe even years ahead of where we are as far as the, the vibe between, you know, all of these radical fucking global globalist communist laws, man. But I mean, what do you guys got on that? I mean, because like, dude, I feel, you know, I'm saying like in that sense, okay, like I feel like we need to root out this communist from everywhere. You know what I'm saying? And so like if we get our together first, do we go take care of, of England? But like, I mean, I understand your point. Yeah. Australia is not, not much far further off. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like I said, man, I. To whatever's happening here needs to be addressed first. And I don't. That's not going to happen any, anytime soon.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, El Salvador is doing it right. I, I just saw too, like, you know, like brother, people are able to have dinner at night, walk freely, like no.

[Andy Purcell]

Almost a zero percent crime rate, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

And in like a matter of months. It ain't been long.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Yep. And people, you know, that's what you get for simple. Listen, when things get so well and so good and so clean that you never really feel hardship yourself, you get complacent.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And you start to justify things and you start to say, well, they're not that bad, this isn't that bad. You know, just let them, you know, they're looking for this or that. And that's the, that's the manipulation that's happening from the world leaders towards people that have generally good hearts. And it's, it's complete manipulation. It's complete. They're talking people in because of their good hearts to letting themselves be literally conquered. And it's, it's, it's, it's insane. Yeah, it's insane to watch, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

It's sad too.

[Andy Purcell]

It's, it's sad that we don't have more men willing to stand up and say this is, this is not happening. It's not happening.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So you talk about one of the greatest empires almost. I mean they covered.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

How much? What's the percentage the England's conquered, bro. Of the world at some point in his. You know I'm saying like you talking about one of the greatest. Well, and to see where they are now, like, man, they didn't even get.

[Andy Purcell]

They invited them in. Hey, come in. You're my enemy. Come in.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. Yeah. They took stupidity. What's that saying? Keep your, your friends closer, your enemies closer or whatever.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, yeah, but I mean it's, it.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, dude took that the wrong way.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they did. That's right. And they always think someone else is going to do it. They think, oh, someone else will take these people in. Someone else will do this. Someone else will handle it. And they. Someone else will not handle it.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no. It's crazy, man. It's so crazy. It does appear though, that, you know, there, There, there's a trend moving.

[Andy Purcell]

At.

[DJ Cruise]

Least getting these people out of our country. It's, it appears to have been, you know, it's. It's a steady increase. Right. We're still not definitely nowhere close where we should be, but much further than where they started. Day one, day two, you know, that first, you know, month or so into office of getting these people out. Which, that's fine. It's funny. So you know our buddy Jake?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. So apparently there was this website, this Facebook page that started, was trying to like, docs agents and. Okay. And they tried to get Jake. They posted a picture and he's wearing a bison hat in it. Oh, yeah. Pretty sick. It's actually pretty sick. But you're seeing this like, full, you know, like everybody's getting involved. All the federal agencies, they're all getting involved to get these people lot quicker. So, I mean, we'll, We'll. We'll see how, how it goes, man. I think, I also think too, that the, the people are finding it to be more palatable, you know what I'm saying? Like, nobody's really caring no more how it looks, how bad it like the, the family man, the dad, like, nobody gives a. No more. Get him out. So that's good to see, man. I don't know, guys. Chat jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Let us know, man. Let us know. Let's keep, keep cruising. We got a headline number three. This is an update on the government shutdown that's happening. I know that we caught a lot of grab, actually, the last episode we did with Chad, we talked about, you know, the, the veterans or active duty military not being paid during this government shutdown. Pretty decent chess move just happened. This is an AP article. Uh, the headline reads, democrats are in a GOP shutdown. Vice. The fear is. With military pay no longer looming as a pressure point, little will stop the shutdown from continuing for several more weeks. So Trump just did something that. Pretty awesome. All right. Not gonna lie. Gotta give him some credit. Um, but he, he, he, he announced that he would shift money around to ensure that military members don't miss one paycheck.

[Andy Purcell]

Good. That's how it should be.

[DJ Cruise]

And this is where they up at, bro, because they're trying to pinch them. Right? They're trying to put.

[Andy Purcell]

So these are trying to, trying to starve our military to put pressure on politicians. That's insane.

[DJ Cruise]

It's up. It's up. It's absolutely.

[Andy Purcell]

It should show everybody what I mean. Dude, you would think you would see the cars by now, but people just don't.

[DJ Cruise]

No, they don't. They don't. But yeah, let's dive into this. So Republicans are ratcheting up pressure on Democrats on multiple fronts as the government shutdowns enters a third work week, hoping hardball moves can force a reckoning that cracks the stalemate. The move comes even as President Donald Trump took a major pressure point off the table over the weekend, announcing he would shift money around to ensure military members don't miss a paycheck. He made that announcement on Wednesday. But Republicans on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue have sprung into action with other tactics. At the White House, budget director Russ Vault announced substantial layoffs on Friday, finally making good on two weeks of Florida threats. On Capitol Hill, Senate Republicans said that they would no longer allow Democrats to keep calling up their own stopgap spending bill funding the government through the end of October. There's a lot of stuff happening and it's funny because they keep making asses of themselves. So Vice President J.D. vance, he did an interview with George Stepanopoulos. There was this like clash over Tom Homan. And bro, JD Fucking started shooting. I mean, he put some facts now to the point where they had to. They literally cut him off the interview. It's crazy. Let's check this clip out.

[George Stepanopoulos]

I don't know what tape you're referring to, George. I saw media reports that Tom Homan accepted a bribe. There's no evidence of that. And here's George, why fewer and fewer people watch your program and why you're losing credibility because you're talking for now five minutes with the Vice President, United States about this story regarding Tom Homan, a story that I've read about, but I don't even know the video that you're talking about. Meanwhile, low income women can't get food because the Democrats and Chuck Schumer have shut down the government. Right now we're trying to figure out how to pay our troops because Chuck Schumer has shut down the government. You are focused on a bogus story. You're insinuating criminal wrongdoing against a guy who has done nothing wrong. Instead of focusing on the fact that our country is struggling because our government shut down, let's talk about the real issues George, I think the American people would benefit much more from that than from you going down some weird left wing rabbit hole where the facts clearly show that Tom Homan didn't engage in any criminal wrongdoing.

[Andy Purcell]

It's not a weird left wing rabbit hole. I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50,000, as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024, and you did not answer the question. Thank you for your time this morning.

[George Stepanopoulos]

No, I said that I don't.

[Andy Purcell]

Up next, we'll be right back. That's unbelievable, bro. That's unbelievable, dude. That's unbelievable.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, the Vice President of the United States, you get five minutes with him, you fucking cut him off the interview because he called you out on some bullshit.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, they're not fooling anybody, dude. Like, anybody who sees that, they're not like, oh, yeah, good for George.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right, yeah. He stood up to. Yeah, stuck it to the man. Yeah. Actually, let's just stop the interview. Like, no, bro, that's not a win. Now, I want to actually.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, that's typical behavior by these people. Like, you can't have an actual discussion based on any sort of reality. And the minute that it starts to get to the point where they are backed in a corner with facts, they just resort to either stopping the conversation or calling names. And when people start calling you names instead of actually having a civil discussion about things, you've won the debate.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

So it's par for the course. Doesn't surprise me.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Now, one thing with this, this, this shutdown that I don't think a lot of people are paying attention to, but it gives the President a lot of power when it comes to what gets cut, what's allowed to stay, what gets funded. It gives them almost direct power to make these decisions. And one of the things that just came out was that out of the Education Department, the Education Department wipes out special ed office and shut down and layoffs. The union says the agency cut nearly everyone out who works to administer federal funding for the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. One staffer said, now, I want to actually, I want to ask you this, Andy. I want to inquire, okay, if you have the power right now, okay. To literally say, this stays, this goes, this stays, this goes. What are we cutting out right now? Like, what goes away?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, I would have to see what's available to cut anything, whatever.

[DJ Cruise]

You want right now. What should we, as a country, I.

[Andy Purcell]

Would cut every Single thing that I believe is not serving the purpose that it was intended to serve. I would cut out every single thing that is and has become some sort of political indoctrination wing or extension of the government. I do believe the Department of Education has become that it needs major reform. Obviously, we can't just cut it and say, fuck it.

[DJ Cruise]

See, I say cut it. Give it to the states.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, maybe, you know, but I don't know all the. The ins and outs to say these things. I mean, there's tons and tons and tons of bloated budget and overspending and so many layers of bureaucracy and unneeded payroll, and our government's the biggest government that's ever existed in the history of humankind. So there's plenty there to cut. I don't know where I would start.

[DJ Cruise]

I feel like it would be. It'd be like that meeting off a wolf of Wall Street.

[Andy Purcell]

I feel like. I feel like there has to be a complete reorganization of where funds go and how they're distributed and what the rules are for those funds to be distributed. And I feel like that needs to be done across every single federal department and then almost like just restarted.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I mean? But without having, you know, the list in front of my face, it would be very hard for me to just say, what should we cut? You know what I mean?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I think.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, ideally it should be cut back to what the government is supposed to do for us, which is to defend our country, you know, defend our infrastructure, protect our rights. You know, we're talking about the military, we're talking about the police, we're talking about the education system, the infrastructure. And those things need to be completely reformed, and anything above that needs to be cut completely.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So, I mean, and those tax cuts should just flow straight to the. The individual, you know, that. Fix everything, dude, it would fix everything.

[DJ Cruise]

Fix a shit ton.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it's a. It's a massive undertaking, but it would fix everything.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, here's one thing, too, and I just pulled it up just to get the. The numbers. Like, that's not even. Like, we have, like, the official budget for the government. Right. But then there's also this, like, it's called the black budget, Right. Which is like, just. And Snowden actually leaked this out, too, back in 2013, but it's estimated that it's anywhere from 100 billion to $1 trillion. Like, that's a big gap, but of money that literally has no earmark. Like, it's just. It just goes to something.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, yeah, it's not just about readjusting the departments. It's about auditing the actual expenses and the budget for those departments. You know, when, when, when you're getting, you know, when you're getting charged $2,000 for a aspirin in the hospital, something's wrong, right? Where's that money going? What's going on there? Right. And this goes across our medical system, our education system, you know, and we, they started to discover a lot of it when they were doing the DOE and the usaid. But I mean bro, that's just a little bitty part. This, this is everywhere.

[DJ Cruise]

I forget who it was. I think it was a senator, bro. He had that bag of like the airplane bushings or some like that. Yeah, like a little bag of like nuts and washers, bro. And he was like, you know how much this bag like this costs? It was like 90 000.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. For something that you really could have probably hardware, a couple hundred bucks.

[DJ Cruise]

That's why I go to this hardware, bro. Be all right. You know what I'm saying? Same. It is so crazy, bro. Do you ever think we'll get to that point though? Like, do you think that's happening?

[Andy Purcell]

No, not with our administration right now. I don't think so. I think there's so many people who are in on it and who are benefiting financially and you're never going to get people to vote against their own self interest. So that's the problem that we have in this country. We have a lot of people who are pretending to represent the areas that they get elected from. The states, the districts that go there, they see how it works, they see the benefit to themselves and they talk really good and then vote for the thing that's going to benefit them. And that's ultimately the problem that we have in this country. We have people who are self serving that are pretending to serve us when they have no intention of serving us. So no, I don't think that will happen because people are inherently selfish.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Man, I, I don't think anything's going to happen until it's forced to happen by the people. That's what, that's what I think. I think the same in England. I think the same any, in any western country. Until the people rise up and say we're not doing this anymore. Nothing's going to change. There's going to be no vote that fixes it. There's going to be no election that fixes it. It's going to have to be done by demand by the citizens becoming very raucous. Okay. And making sure that these politicians are afraid to not violate that, that, that covenant.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. Chat. What do you guys got on this, man? What do we got? We can vote for American Idol in real time. Why can't we change the way we are governed, bro? That's real.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. There should be no career politicians. That's a great start. If, if they made it to where term limits were a real thing. But dude, they're not going to fucking do that because that's against their own interests.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

How. How does someone like Nancy Pelosi become a, you know, a somebody who's worth nine figures without being there for 30 years? You can't do it in, in six or eight possible, right?

[DJ Cruise]

It's not possible. Can't. You can't get that done in four years.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro, these people are. They're stealing right? From us. From you. And the reason that the average American has such a hard time getting by on even a reasonable paycheck is because these people steal most of it. And then they fly around their private jets and they tell you how you need to get rid of your car because there's too many emissions. And, you know, they can go to parties, but you got to stay home, wear a mask and fucking get a shot. You know, It's. It's like what everybody says. It's rules for the. Not for me. And that's how these people operate.

[DJ Cruise]

It's fucked up.

[Andy Purcell]

So then what do we do? We will need to get very loud and very forceful with our beliefs and our agenda and stop buying into this left versus right mentality and start buying into a mentality of us versus them. That's what needs to happen. But everybody gets too caught up in these conversations and about, you know, the Israels and the Ukraines and the racism and identity politics and this and that and this and this and this and this and that and this and this. Then nobody ever takes the time to realize who the real enemy is. The real enemy is not you. It's not me. It's not them next door. It's not that guy down the street. It's these up in Washington who continue to oppress and steal and manipulate and make life hard on the average American. And until everybody comes together and realize that, there will be nothing that will change. But everybody wants to be on a team, dude. They don't. They don't want to. They don't want to say, hey, I'm pro freedom, I'm pro America, I'm America first. They want to say, fuck the left, the right, I own them. I really got them with that meme. You know, it's. It's childish and we all fall for it over and over and over again. So if we want to blame someone for the way things are, we should probably blame ourselves for not paying attention to what the is actually going on and buying into every single little bit of rage bait that is tossed our way to make it seem like the guy down the street or next door or, you know, the guy in the hood or the guy in the country that everybody's enemies and it's just not the truth. No. So.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's not, man. Guys, you jump down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Let us know, man. Let us know. With that being said, our final segment.

[Andy Purcell]

All right.

[DJ Cruise]

As always, as most of the time, yep, thumbs up. Dumb as guys is where bring a headline in, we talk about it, it gets. We vote on it, it gets one of these two options. Andy Thomas for president and his cousin Randy. Randy Thomas. I mean, 20, 28, I think it's.

[Andy Purcell]

More like, because let's be real. I'm not getting elected. It's not happening. But if you all want to stand the up and you need someone to run after, you know, I'm. I'll come run holla at your boy. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right, man. All right, well, thumbs up and dumb as fuck, we gotta go down the great.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, George Washington didn't want to be president either.

[DJ Cruise]

No, he did.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they made him do it, okay? He didn't want to be fucking president. His fucking homies went and said, hey, we're taking this shit. By the way, we need you to lead us. So the power is with the people, bro. People do what the people want. And you know, when the people are ready, we'll find out who they want.

[DJ Cruise]

It's real. That's real, man. Well, guys, a thumb up, thumbs up or dumb as fuck? We gotta head down to the great state of Florida. Florida, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Florida man.

[DJ Cruise]

Florida man.

[Andy Purcell]

My favorite man.

[DJ Cruise]

Florida men.

[Andy Purcell]

They're my favorite men.

[DJ Cruise]

Florida men are. Well, we'll see about this one. Our thumbs up or dumb as. Headline reads, Florida man. Sunshine state man Shoves thermos where the sun don't shine.

[Andy Purcell]

Still my favorite.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So a Florida man was taken into police custody last week. And cops made a most unexpected discovery. Jammed all the way up his butt, a full size thermos. But that's only half the story. Now TMZ has obtained exclusive 911 audio from the shitty situation, in which a caller reports there's a naked man in a restroom in a public park who had been there all day and won't leave, TMZ has learned. Sheriff's deputy showed up and found him fully clothed. They initially gave the guy, identified as Walter Fre Meyer, a break, escorting him out of the Winter Haven park with just a warding. But later, Freimire allegedly trespassed again. This time, a Polk county sheriff's deputy arrested him. But here's where it gets really weird. Every arrestee is reportedly put through a body scanner to ensure they aren't bringing weapons into jail. But a weapon is not what the scanner turned up. We got to go to Sheriff Judd for his. His talk. Let's check this clip. Well, you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a thermos into the jail. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Jesus.

[DJ Cruise]

He put it up the exit ramp. You know what I mean?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

A thermos about this size. No, it wasn't this one. We saw that, and we said, dude, what are you doing here? He said, well, I put that inside my body. And he didn't swallow it. 24 hours earlier, the deputy saved his life.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, and that was after Walter threatened.

[DJ Cruise]

To kill the deputy for arresting him. This guy looks like he shoves thermoses up his exit ramp.

[Andy Purcell]

What the fuck, bro? So did they get it out?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, I hope so. Yeah. He was gonna die if he don't.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, that's. That's like surgery, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Probably still held his temp.

[Andy Purcell]

It's one of them Stanley's. That's right. He probably.

[DJ Cruise]

Probably could have put.

[Andy Purcell]

Still got ice in it. He's walking around. You can hear the ice jiggling inside of him.

[DJ Cruise]

Get a little. Little code drop.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, what the. Is wrong?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, dude. That's like. I don't even know how. How does something like that even become an idea? Like, you look at a thermos, you're.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, bro, that's a lot of patience. That's a lot of patience, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

How do you know?

[DJ Cruise]

Huh?

[Andy Purcell]

What? How do you know it's a lot of patience?

[DJ Cruise]

Any. Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Huh? Yeah. So what have you tried to stick in your ass?

[DJ Cruise]

I have not tried to stick anything.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you sure? Because you said that takes a lot of patience. It sounded like you might.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm just like. I'm trying imagine, like, this dude do this. Like, not like. Like I want to imagine it, right? I don't what are we giving this?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, this is. I don't know what this is, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

What the is wrong with y' all down there, man?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to rethink my Florida man position, dude. This guy's ruining it for y'. All. Y' all supposed to be out, like, wrestling gators and punching holes in drywall and, you know, riding a fucking mini bike, you know, to the C store to get your dollar form energies, you know, but instead sticking thermoses in your ass, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Fuck. That's got a fucking.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

24 hours, bro. This guy's never seen a cold spoon in his life again.

[Andy Purcell]

A what?

[DJ Cruise]

A cold spoon.

[Andy Purcell]

What's that?

[DJ Cruise]

No, no.

[Andy Purcell]

What's a cold spoon? I don't get it.

[DJ Cruise]

Meth, bro, you know?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, no, there's no doubt about that.

[DJ Cruise]

He's never seen a cold spoon in his life.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Good God, man. Man, what are we giving Walter, bro?

[Andy Purcell]

Thumbs down? Yeah, bro. What are you doing?

[DJ Cruise]

Somebody said he put the. The spoon in the thermos.

[Andy Purcell]

What are you doing, dude? Dude, that has to hurt like a walking around with that thing. And you like that.

[DJ Cruise]

You sure? How do you know?

[Andy Purcell]

No, you don't get to pull the same on me. You're the one that said that takes patience. I said that. Looks like it hurts. Yeah, in your stomach. Ugh. Man. All right, well, that's. That's the show, bro. That's thermos in your ass. Quality entertainment. Get yourself an energy drink.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Yeah, dude. Buy one.

[Andy Purcell]

Give a bunch of geniuses over here. Don't give any ideas.

[DJ Cruise]

You got to, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no, no, no. Don't even say it.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, well, guys. Andy, that's all I have.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, guys. Appreciate you guys. Don't forget, Dollar Days at 7:11 this week. We need you guys to have our backs. Go in, get yourself one. It's two bucks a day. Get one share one, do a good deed.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

We appreciate the out of you guys. So we'll see you later on this week. Don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruise]

Share the show.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze. Pole stove. Counted millions in a cold, bad, booted swole. Got her own bank roll. Can't fold. That's a no. Head shot. Case closed. Clothes.