954. Andy & DJ CTI: No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime

Summary

REAL AF with Andy Frisella, Episode 954

Andy & DJ CTI: No Kings Protests, Louvre Jewellery Heist & Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime
October 21, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this fast-paced, candid episode, Andy Frisella and DJ Cruz dig into three major trending stories: the "No Kings" protests and their political undertones; a high-stakes jewelry heist at the Louvre museum; and Jimmy Kimmel's controversial Drag Queen Storytime segment with children. Along the way, the hosts banter sharply about generational clashes, political double standards, viral internet outages, and what’s wrong with celebrity activism. Expect their usual blend of sarcasm, raw language, and deeply opinionated takes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Open & Personal Catch-Up (00:16 - 05:10)

• Andy and DJ swap stories about their recent hectic travel schedule across the country and feeling wiped from meeting fans.
• Andy gives a plug for their "Dollar Days" promotion, highlighting the community's energy and support.
  • Quote: "It's surreal, to be honest. ...seeing people go in and slaughter 7:11 with the form energy is pretty awesome." – Andy (02:00)

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2. Global Internet Outage & Gen-Z 'Panic' (05:10 - 09:43)

• DJ recaps a significant AWS (Amazon Web Services) outage affecting 50-60% of the global Internet.
• The hosts joke about the memes that quickly flooded Twitter and note the generational divide in how people handle tech blackouts.
  • Quote: "If all of it just...the Internet just stopped today?...All the little dorks out here are gonna get steamrolled just like they're getting steamrolled now." – Andy (07:59)
• Both reminisce about pre-internet childhoods and mock younger generations’ dependency on technology.

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3. Headline #1: No Kings Protests – Analysis, Irony & Hypocrisy (10:00 - 28:50)

a. Protesters and Their Motives

• Discuss the massive “No Kings” protests (allegedly 7 million participants) across the US and globally.
• Mock the costumes (frog, cat, dinosaur) and the perceived unseriousness.
  • Quote: "Leftist protesters were spotted wearing inflatable frog, cat and dinosaur costumes...It was super gay, basically." – DJ (10:25)
• Andy points out the lack of Black participants and says previous “protest archetypes” are no longer buying in (11:34).

b. Who’s the Real 'King'?

• Criticizes how protesters call Trump a king, contrasting his short tenure with long-term Democratic leaders like Schumer, Pelosi, etc.
  • Quote: "Chuck Schumer, 44 years...Pelosi, 38...and they're calling this motherfucker a king...he was democratically elected both times." – Andy (11:58)
• Andy rails against protester hypocrisy—citing their past actions during COVID, and how their rhetoric would be condemned if coming from conservatives (13:41).

c. Lack of Serious Platform

• Both hosts note the protests lack substance, driven instead by personal dislike for Trump.
• Mock protester signs promoting “Black, Brown Unity” and ask why not just “unity”—suggesting the events are divisive by design (17:08).

d. Aging and Manipulated Protesters

• The duo blames media manipulation for convincing older generations to join, calling them victims of propaganda but also holding them responsible for generational selfishness (18:27).
  • Quote: "Their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them...and they set their kids up to get pounded, bro." – Andy (18:50)

e. Celebrity Involvement & Lack of Answers

• Lampoon Hollywood’s participation (Pedro Pascal, Ben Stiller, Spike Lee), calling them out-of-touch and irrelevant.
• Note protest attendees often can’t explain why they’re protesting (16:59).

f. Trump’s Response

• Play a Trump clip (19:33) dismissing the protests as a joke and crediting leftist donor funding.
  • Quote: "I think it's a joke...I work my ass off to make our country great. I'm not a king at all." – Donald Trump (19:57)
• Andy and DJ argue the movement is funded, not grassroots, and criticize lack of legal action against protest funders (21:22).

g. Israel-Palestine Narrative Bleed (24:21 - 28:41)

• Discuss how protest alliances extend to anti-Israel and pro-Palestinian groups, exposing internal contradictions.
• Pivot into the latest Gaza airstrikes, blaming Netanyahu for intentionally prolonging conflict to hold power.
  • Quote: "Netanyahu cannot have peace or he'll get prosecuted. So it's never gonna happen until they take care of Netanyahu." – Andy (26:01)
• Andy advocates for America focusing inward: "Ban any kind of foreign aid...for the next decade at a minimum." (28:00)

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4. Headline #2: Louvre Jewellery Heist – Cinematic Crime in Real Life (33:40 - 45:59)

• Report and dissect a daring 7-minute heist at the Louvre, with thieves making off with priceless jewels—possibly commissioned by a collector.
  • Quote: "You think? I'm sure it was just a bunch of retards that fucking cracked in there and stole a bunch of jewels. In seven minutes." – Andy (34:39)
• Trace how such objects get laundered on the black market—passed down for generations, sometimes reappearing once statutes of limitations expire (34:54).
• Lively debate over which heist movies are superior—Heat vs. Den of Thieves—showing generational pop culture divides.
• Discuss insurance and serial numbers for stolen artifacts, and skepticism that stolen pieces will be recovered.

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5. Update on ICE Story & Legal Nuance (42:07 - 44:24)

• Follow up on a story from a previous episode about a supporter’s father being detained by ICE, clarifying that a past DUI, not just immigration status, led to the arrest.
  • Quote: "If ICE is checking the record and you...did something else, that's a priority...for them to remove you." – DJ (43:00)

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6. Headline #3: Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Drag Queen Storytime (47:21 - 56:28)

a. Kimmel Segment Recap

• Jimmy Kimmel hosts Drag Queen Trixie Mattel to read Ted Cruz’s book to children on-air, mocking conservative “anti-woke” rhetoric.
• Andy and DJ harshly criticize the segment, especially having children involved.
  • Quote: "...at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks. And we're cutting them off." – Andy (51:14)
• Discuss the recurring theme of progressives misreading public sentiment, which Andy argues is provoking backlash and “radicalization against this community” (47:48).

b. Child Actors and Cultural Manipulation

• DJ (52:17) points out these are child actors, alleging exploitation by parents hoping for their kids’ fame.
• Alec from the live chat joins in, condemning both parents and producers for perpetuating culture wars instead of promoting unity (53:50).

c. Civil Conversation and Changing Minds

• Alec and Andy agree that the best way to shift minds is through critical questioning, not confrontation.
  • Quote: "One of the best ways to actually...get someone who is not seeing things our way is just to ask questions. It’s not to tell." – Andy (58:07)
• Andy emphasizes that true change is grassroots, led by listeners having real discussions in their own communities.

d. Personal Stories & Tattoo Artist Anecdotes (61:02)

• Alec shares a story about tattooing a symbolic broken shopping cart, underlining the power of personal narrative—tying it back to the podcast’s theme of human connection.

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7. Thumbs Up or Dumb As? / Odd News: Inmate Smuggles Revolver in Rectum (65:04 - 71:05)

• Report on a New York inmate hiding a .22 caliber revolver in his rectum, shooting another inmate en route to jail.
  • Quote: "How do you even think about that, bro?" – Andy (67:39)
• A raunchy, irreverent debate unfolds about the mechanics and audacity of such smuggling, blending classic REAL AF humor with audience participation.
• Ends with fun (and anatomical) “fun facts” about human capacity for concealment, listener jokes, and comic relief.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Generational Resilience: "All the little dorks out here are going to get steamrolled just like they're getting steamrolled now." — Andy (07:59)
• On Protesters’ Hypocrisy: "You don't get to shit all over the Constitution for fucking eight years...and then act like patriots." — Andy (16:19)
• On Cultural Fatigue: "Listen, these people are irrelevant...Who’s showing up to watch Ben Stiller do anything?" — Andy (29:08)
• On the Jimmy Kimmel Segment: "At this point, I'll be real, dude. At this point in time, I think these things (drag queen/kids) are dangerous for them to do. I really do. I think people are so tired of it..." — Andy (51:48)
• On Societal Change: "It's you guys who take that message and have those conversations in real life...that actually makes the difference." — Andy (55:03)
• On Heist Movies: "Den of Thieves is a better version of Heat. ...No, you're insane. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val kilmer. Heat is 10 times better." — Andy & DJ (37:45)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |---------|-------|-----------| | Opening Banter, Dollar Days | 00:16 – 05:10 | | Internet Outage & Memes | 05:10 – 09:43 | | Headline #1: No Kings Protest | 10:00 – 28:50 | | Trump Clip on Protests | 19:33 | | Israel-Gaza Discussion | 24:21 – 28:41 | | Celebrity Protest Critique | 28:57 – 29:47 | | Louvre Heist – Headline #2 | 33:40 – 45:59 | | ICE Story Update | 42:07 – 44:24 | | Drag Queen Storytime – Headline #3 | 47:21 – 56:28 | | Listener (Alec) Joins Live Chat | 53:46 – 63:40 | | “Thumbs Up or Dumb As?” (Inmate-gun story) | 65:04 – 71:05 |

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Tone & Style

• Language: Unfiltered, brash, full of expletives and sarcasm.
• Interaction: Highly conversational, frequent playful insults and pop culture debate.
• Perspective: Strongly anti-progressive, pro-personal responsibility, and suspicious of mainstream narratives.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode of REAL AF is a comprehensive firehose of opinions on the week’s most controversial headlines, blending sharp political criticism, dark humor, and off-the-cuff audience dialogue. Andy and DJ aren’t afraid to call out hypocrisy—on the left or in culture at large—while also taking time to credit their listeners for fostering change at the grassroots. From dissecting the farcical elements of mass protests and critically analyzing celebrity virtue-signaling, to gleefully discussing movie heists and the absurd audacity of criminal smuggling, the episode is a perfect showcase for Andy Frisella’s unique blend of fearless commentary, community spirit, and raw comedy.

If you want news served without filters, with plenty of laughs and a side of cultural war-scorching, this is your episode.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot Case closed.

[Andy Frisella]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella. And this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz. The Internet.

[DJ Cruz]

Is that how I say it?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

I don't even need you, bro. Just do it all myself. What's going on?

[DJ Cruz]

No, no, go ahead. Headline number one, let's get to it.

[Andy Frisella]

Headline number one, Andy's awesome. Headline number two, let's talk about it. Yeah, now, man. Just still. Still dragging ass.

[DJ Cruz]

Honestly, I am a little bit. A little bit, bro. Like, my.

[Andy Frisella]

This last three weeks been hard on me, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

We. I mean, we went from west coast to the east coast and we went.

[Andy Frisella]

To the west coast to Midwest to the west coast again to the east coast, dude. Met fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people. It's been awesome, but really awesome people. I am pretty tired.

[DJ Cruz]

Pretty beat. Yeah, pretty beat. Yeah. No, in fact. Oh.

[Andy Frisella]

Give me one of these amazing form energies.

[DJ Cruz]

There you go. Oh, is that the sound for the. Must be our LGB TV flavor.

[Andy Frisella]

What are we talking about? That's a. That's a bright and sunny sound, isn't it? He's hating over there on his sound effects.

[DJ Cruz]

That's like orange juice.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, but yeah, man. Dollar Days is going great. You know, it goes through Wednesday. That means it's going on Wednesday. It'll be over on Thursday. Again, I just want to thank you guys for so much support. It's been awesome to see. It's really cool to see people sharing them out. That's that. I think that's my favorite thing to see. But just seeing people go in and slaughter 7:11 with. With the form energy is pretty awesome.

[DJ Cruz]

Dollars, dude.

[Andy Frisella]

Huh?

[DJ Cruz]

With their dollars.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, yeah, it's awesome, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, no, it's been. It's been great.

[Andy Frisella]

It's been amazing.

[DJ Cruz]

It's been great, man. We got back Saturday evening time. Yeah, it's raining here. That sucked. But I went right to it, dude. I, you know, I felt like I had to redeem myself after the pool incident.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

So I tore down a wall in my house. It's going good, though. It's actually going really good. It's going good. Yeah, but I did.

[Andy Frisella]

You said the pool was going good.

[DJ Cruz]

No, the pool's done. We're not even gonna talk about that no more. But I did. Fuck.

[Andy Frisella]

Did you ever fill back in at the pool? Is there just a hole?

[DJ Cruz]

No, it's just a hole there. Yeah. No, but the wall, the kid, the project's going good. I did up my lights, though. I didn't have no kitchen lights last night, but, you know, you better be careful, dude. Yeah, dude, I almost did shock the out of myself. I don't know how those dudes do it.

[Andy Frisella]

Get on an arc of one of those big A220, bro, it'll catch you. You won't get off of it. You'll be dead.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

So you need to be careful.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

Any moisture or anything, like, in the concrete in your basement, do not with it. Like, do not with it.

[DJ Cruz]

Dude, I'm not. I'm usually not big on doing anything electric. Like, I bro, do anything.

[Andy Frisella]

Listen, I'm gonna tell you, you shouldn't.

[DJ Cruz]

You shouldn't do it in electric.

[Andy Frisella]

I'm not. You shouldn't do it. I've seen how you do.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, I'm done. No, wait, what.

[Andy Frisella]

What do you. What does that mean? I'm just saying, you think you're better at than you are sometimes, and that will kill you.

[DJ Cruz]

What did I up? What have I up, bro?

[Andy Frisella]

You go, listen, my cousin passed away from that. He went down in the basement with no shoes on. Was working on a 220 outlet and it shocked him and he got caught on the ark and it killed him.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

He was 20 years old. So. Yeah, yeah, don't around.

[DJ Cruz]

No, I hired that out. Yeah. After I it up, I'm like, all right, that's enough. Yeah, that's enough for me. Yeah. But no, it's going good, though. So I'll keep you guys updated. So we go from the pool to the wall.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Yep. And it's going good. So. Well, they DJ Google it. Yeah. But yeah, no, man, let's get into the show. We gotta.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, don't forget about the fee.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

And guys, please don't forget about this dollar days thing we've got going on. It's a big deal for us. I really, really, really. We all actually. We talked about it in today's company meeting, how awesome it is to see everybody getting behind it. It's just. It's. It's surreal, to be honest. So, yeah, we appreciate you guys. And you know what was cool. You know what was cool with the event, dude, was how many people came through and they were using it as an opportunity to, like, share the love inside their office. Or their shop or whatever. Whatever they had going on. You know what I mean?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Bringing cases and shit back to their people.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, I thought that was cool, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

You know what else was cool was the fucking people flying in.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

From places like that guy came in from Michigan.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

The one dude drove overnight. He works in North Carolina, lives in Tampa.

[Andy Frisella]

Drove overnight, then overnight back, man.

[DJ Cruz]

Like it was cool.

[Alec]

You.

[DJ Cruz]

I don't know. And maybe I just haven't seen it, but I have not seen anything, any place as better people than we do. No, because not met it.

[Andy Frisella]

We got the best ones.

[DJ Cruz]

Got the best people. We got all of them. And the ones we ain't got yet, we're coming.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. It's great though. But yeah, share the show, guys. Don't forget, pay that fee. With that being said, I guess a little quick intro. This was kind of interesting. Gen Z freaked out. Amazon went down for a minute. Amazon Web services merciless, Mercilessly mocked with a slew of memes after the major websites go down. It wasn't just aws. I mean, it was anything that AWS hosted. There was also a bunch of others. It was like a weird block blackout. We've now, we've had a few of these in the past.

[Andy Frisella]

This was today, right?

[DJ Cruz]

This was today. Yeah. Where they estimated 50 to 60% of the global Internet was down. Wild and weird. But it didn't stop the trolls online with their inundation of great memes. Like this caption on this was the nigga that fucked it up trying to fix it.

[Andy Frisella]

Bro. There's another meme that goes with that. He turns around, he's like facing the other way and he's like, I applied for this job and I had no idea what to do.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. Yeah. I mean, you know, doesn't stop it. I mean, you got. Twitter was cool, you know, while the world was on fire. Meta was having problems. Google was having problems. I'm surprised we even got Zoom rolling right now. So it's great to see you guys here. Chat is live and well, but a lot of people are also putting this, like, comparing this. I guess some. Some Simpsons, you know, I guess they have some Sensom Simpson Damas thing going on where they call shit out too.

[Andy Frisella]

Simpson what?

[DJ Cruz]

Sensom Damas trademark. Huh? Simpson. Simpsons. The Simpsons. Simpsons. Simpson. Damascus. Shut the fuck up, Joe. Yeah, Chat. I don't know, but a lot of people have been comparing this, saying that the Simpsons call this stuff out with some of this stuff, like the world going in, you know, some weird Coincidences, I don't know. But it does make you think, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, if it does, we're all going to have a whole lot of energy. You know what I'm saying? We're all stocked up on that form energy but not bald eagles are going to be in abundance and plethora. Yeah, it's going to be amazing.

[DJ Cruz]

But that's make you think, dude, like how crazy would the fucking world get if all of it just like the Internet just stopped today?

[Andy Frisella]

It would, it would be just like it was whenever, when I grew up and you guys would all be freaking the fuck out and I would know exactly what to do and then I would know exactly how to run a business because I ran one before the Internet. And all the little dorks out here are going to get steamrolled just like they're getting steamrolled now.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. So that wouldn't change.

[Andy Frisella]

Winners fucking winch.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, I'd pull up on the bike to see if my friends were home. Yeah, that's good times.

[Andy Frisella]

You get a little. You'd get a little dyno with some mags on it. You don't even know what that is.

[DJ Cruz]

I had mongoose though. I was a mongoose guy. I had a mongoose too with some chrome pegs. Yeah, it got stolen, but.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, I mean. But you stole it first. It was our bike. I got it from all neighborhood bike.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, you got it this week? Are you good? I get it, dude. I mean it was a. It was a really good time. Before pre Internet, I. I was. I know I'm young, but I did live in it. But not because, well you were. You wouldn't exist because we were poor.

[Andy Frisella]

What year were you born?

[DJ Cruz]

95.

[Andy Frisella]

I had it.

[DJ Cruz]

I. I didn't have it because we were poor. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Frisella]

When?

[DJ Cruz]

Dude, I didn't get my first like cell phone until fucking like I was a senior in high school, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, but you had the Internet.

[DJ Cruz]

I didn't use it. We didn't have laptops and none of that shit. Desktops. I didn't have none of that.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, I mean, you know what they say about black people. Computers. Ask the Democrats as hustle. Yeah, ask Kathy Hochul.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. But no, dude, I mean it was. It was a peaceful time. It was a good time. You know, racism existed only in real life. You know, it was great.

[Andy Frisella]

Which means it existed nowhere.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. That's right.

[Andy Frisella]

Because everybody that was racist did this shit.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right.

[Andy Frisella]

Before they said anything.

[DJ Cruz]

That'S real, man. You know, that's real. But, but yeah, so, I mean, this happened. That's not the story of the day. Just wanted to bring that up. I did think the memes were great, though. I think everything slowly but surely getting back online. We can thank this guy here for fixing it.

[Andy Frisella]

Thank you, guy.

[DJ Cruz]

But guys, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, go to andyforcella.com you guys can find them all linked there for you. So with that being said, let's go to headline number one. Got to talk about it, dude. Biggest fucking protest, I guess you can call it. Globally, in the United States, locally. America.

[Andy Frisella]

Really? Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Seven million people.

[Andy Frisella]

Really?

[DJ Cruz]

Seven million people all paid.

[Andy Frisella]

I didn't see anybody.

[DJ Cruz]

I. I didn't need. I mean, I saw videos and shit. Right. Like, I mean, because that's just obviously getting reposted. I know when we were in Tampa, it was scheduled to go down, like right when we were leaving out. But I think here in St. Louis, we didn't see a whole lot because it was raining and shit. But let's dive into it, man. Leftist protesters spotted wearing frog, cat, dinosaur costumes at no Kings protest. It was super gay, basically. Leftist protesters were spotted wearing inflatable frog, cat and dinosaur costumes during the no Print no Kings protest held at various locations around the United States on Saturday. Let's check this clip out.

[Andy Frisella]

Yes, definitely take these people very seriously. Do you notice what's not there?

[DJ Cruz]

Black people. Well, yeah, because they told them they can't burn down this time.

[Andy Frisella]

No, that's not what I meant. What I meant was they're not buying into this anymore.

[DJ Cruz]

No, no, not only that, it's all.

[Andy Frisella]

Look, look, the average age here is 50 or above. 60 or above, you know it. And then if they're young, they're all weirded out, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

Hiding their faces.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, but you know, black people didn't participate because, like, they understand they've been alienated by this type being used, Bro. You know what's interesting? I was reading this morning, you know they say no kings, right? Donald Trump's been in office totally for five years. Not even five full years. Chuck Schumer, 44 years. I actually got the list right here. Mitch McConnell, 40 plus years. Pelosi, 38. Maxine Waters, 37. Bernie Sanders, 34. And then they're calling this motherfucker a king. He's been there for less than five years, by the way. He was democratically elected both times. You see what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, the HYPOCRISY is crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Not only that, dude, if you.

[Andy Frisella]

So who's the Kings?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

This is a guy for five years who's working his ass off to try and fix things. And you may not agree with every move he makes because you're not going to agree with every move a leader makes. However, it's pretty hypocritical for these people to sit there and say no Kings, when these are the same people who were screaming at us during COVID who are telling us to stay the home, who made us watch our loved ones die over zoom, who told us we couldn't breed the motherfucking air. And then they're calling Trump a king. You know what I'm saying? These are the same people, bro. All those people are the same people that were yelling at us for not wearing a mask, right? Same people saying like this, what are we going to do with these people? They can't exist in society. You know, they're on the news saying, like, you know, these people don't deserve to participate in civil society. Think if we got on the news right here today on all the media networks and said, these that participated in no Kings all deserve to go into a camp. They don't have a place in society. Them.

[DJ Cruz]

What do we do with all these people?

[Andy Frisella]

What do we do with these people? So we can move on in peace, right? So they could say and do whatever they want, but when it's, you know, a little bit that they don't, like, they forget all the that they did. These people are not worthy of respect. They're not worthy of a conversation. They're not worthy of convincing anything or even acknowledging, to be completely honest. These are spoiled little brats that are willing to pick on you and do whatever they want to you. But the minute that they don't get what they want, they cry and throw a fit. And these are also the same people that when they get in office, or if they get in office, which I don't think they will again, they would have no problem fucking tyrannically, quote, unquote, taking care of their opposition. Like, remember the polls that were out that said like 40 something percent of Democrats said that people who weren't obeying Covid guidelines deserve to lose custody of their kids. Remember the ones it was like, jobs, kids, 40%.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

Think of all the people that got fired, right? Think of all the people that, you know, like, dude, shut the fuck up. You motherfuckers are done, bro. Nobody takes you serious. And I'm glad you wore These ridiculous costumes because it just makes everybody look at you and say, dude, you guys are a bunch of fucking clowns.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, yeah, bro. Well, not only that, I mean the other, like, you know, hypocrisy about all of this too. It's like, bro, if Trump really was a king, you guys wouldn't be allowed to even do this shit.

[Andy Frisella]

First of all, Trump was a king. Those people will be executed.

[DJ Cruz]

That's what I'm saying. Like, you wouldn't be like, the government wouldn't be shut down if you.

[Andy Frisella]

The, the. By the way, I do believe in peaceful protests. For sure. They have a right to do that.

[DJ Cruz]

Do it all day.

[Andy Frisella]

I'm okay with that. And I actually appreciate there was very little violence. There wasn't any, you know, a couple dudes got knocked the out, but they're people.

[DJ Cruz]

They got knocked the out.

[Andy Frisella]

Of course, yeah. But, you know, protest all you want, man, but nobody's going to take you seriously when you have no valid points to protest on. No, and that's the biggest part of these people. They don't have any legit platform. This is just. I don't like them.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, I don't like the orange guy.

[Andy Frisella]

Okay.

[DJ Cruz]

Which is the other weird thing too, bro, because like, even this, this still shot here, bro. Like, I love how all, like at these times too, like, they find this, like, like, I don't know where the fuck they find it, but this new refound love for, like now all of a sudden, they're fucking the Patriots.

[Andy Frisella]

They were burning flags fucking two years ago.

[DJ Cruz]

Fucking two weeks ago, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are we talking about? Yeah, what are we talking about?

[Andy Frisella]

You don't get the shit all over the Constitution for fucking eight years. Have your side make up all kinds of shit. Take money for pay for play treasonous activities, persecute American citizens, et cetera, et cetera. Put fucking people like me and you on a goddamn domestic terrorist. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you all too, by the way, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

And, and once again, like clockwork.

[Andy Frisella]

Not you guys, but you know what I'm saying.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, once again, like clockwork though. You have all these Hollywood celebrities are back, you know, they're. They're protesting their piece. This Pasquale guy, I mean, like, who? I don't fucking know his name. Yeah, Pedro Pascal, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Did you see the clips of them going around asking people why they protest? Yeah, they couldn't tell you.

[DJ Cruz]

They have no clue. They couldn't have no clue. And because, I mean, dude, like you said, it's all fucking old people.

[Andy Frisella]

Go back to that shirt. Black, brown, unity. Where's the white unity? See, that's racist by design.

[DJ Cruz]

They get a lot more further if they just say unity.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, I think we do need unity.

[DJ Cruz]

That's not their move, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, they want unity with everybody.

[DJ Cruz]

Exactly. They want the division, you know, but it was a lot of old boomers.

[Andy Frisella]

Hold on. Boomers be wilding Furries and geriatrics take over D.C. during. No kings. Yeah, you see the amount of people out there, like, walkers and. Bro, dude, get the out of here.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, come on, lady. You're not even gonna be alive in a minute, man. Like, go sit the down somewhere, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Listen, these. Here's the problem, dude. There you go, dude. Yeah. I can't believe you actually have a picture one in here. Well, look, dude, these people, okay? And this. These people are victims. Just so we're clear. See, I see these people for what they are. For these guys who are old, they're victims of manipulation. They just can't understand it because, remember, for the most of their lives, there was no Internet. So they trust cnn, msnbc, abc, you know, all that. And Fox News. They trust whatever said on there. I don't trust what's said on any of those things. No, I don't think most people do.

[DJ Cruz]

No.

[Andy Frisella]

So, yeah, man, they're. They're. They see this as like, oh, my God, the rogue Internet is going crazy. It's turning people crazy, you know? Oh, my gosh. You know? Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Well, they see that MSNBC headline and.

[Andy Frisella]

They read that, let's be real. These are the same that left our country in a place that it is today. They failed as a generation of Americans.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay. I don't have sympathy.

[Andy Frisella]

No. They came in, their parents fought in the wars and made a nice little life for them. They were comfortable as. And then they hoarded all the money, hoarded all the land. They. They tell their kids, all right, well, you're not getting. I'm gonna go buy a boat. And. And they set their kids up to get pounded, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

They buy their houses 100 years ago for $7,500.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

And sell that shit for $7.5 million.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, I have zero. Zero.

[Andy Frisella]

Fuck all them do.

[DJ Cruz]

Zero.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Fuck them all.

[DJ Cruz]

And here's the thing.

[Andy Frisella]

That's my mood today, is fuck them all.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, here's the. I mean, Trump's on the same page with you. Trump dismisses the joke no kings protest, saying, I work my ass off. Let's check this clip what's your response to the protest over the weekend, the.

[Donald Trump]

No Kings breakfast Saturday? I think it's a joke. I looked at the people. They're not representative of this country. And I looked at all the brand new signs. Paid for, I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was checking it out. The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective, and the people were whacked out. When you look at those people, those are not representative of the people of.

[Andy Frisella]

Our country, Mr. President, besides the inconsistency.

[Donald Trump]

And by the way, I'm not a king. I'm not a king. I work my ass off to make our country great. That's all it is. I'm not a king at all.

[Andy Frisella]

You say whatever you want about Donald Trump. You say you can say whatever you want about Donald Trump. He's 80 years old. He works harder than most people. Traveling around, doing those talks, shaking hands, that. Look, I'm be totally honest with you guys. I couldn't do what he does, and I'm half his age, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

The press corps hates it, bro. Because like for the last four years with Biden, bro, that's a 9 to 5 with him.

[Andy Frisella]

Biden was calling lids at 11am that's what I'm saying.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, I mean, like, they treat it as a normal work here, bro. They're at the White house till midnight.

[Andy Frisella]

1:00Am, 2:00am hey, man, you know, everybody sees it. Yeah, well, and the people that don't, don't want to see it.

[DJ Cruz]

They don't want to, bro. And in true Trump fashion, I mean, it wouldn't be Trump, you know, because he had that conversation. That was a board.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, here's my thing about Trump. If you know that, if you know that, why are you not arresting those guys behind the money? I mean, you know, you're sending, you're sending ICE in to arrest the criminal illegals. We got some to say about that too, by the way. And you've declared antifa a domestic terrorist group. You're arresting them. But why aren't you arresting the people who, who enable these people? Why aren't you arresting the people who fund these people? Why aren't you cutting the snake's head off so that we don't have to worry about it anymore?

[DJ Cruz]

You know, that's because you can't coordinate 7 million people.

[Andy Frisella]

Just.

[DJ Cruz]

That's not a grassroots.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, you know how they do it. We've seen it.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, that's not grassroots These. That's pay for play, bro. All of those people are paid and they're using our dollars to do it. Which I don't believe is, like, I'm not with that. Not with that. Not with it.

[Andy Frisella]

No.

[DJ Cruz]

But in true Trump fashion, you know, so he had that to say. That was aboard Air Force One. He's not going to let it go without a little trolling. And so he trolled them with a Top Gun style AI. Mean, he likes the AI. He likes it a lot. Like, he doesn't use it for how we use it. But he posted this on Truth Social.

[Andy Frisella]

No, he uses it like the boomers use it.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

Make my cat a superhero.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right.

[Andy Frisella]

It says, America, give him a cape. Red, white and blue.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. To make them fit. Yeah. He posted this on Truth Social. Let's check this out. I swear to God. He posted this on you? Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

You can't. Do you know what I would normally say? I would say that's not very unifying, but, like, you can't unify with those people. No, these people are gone.

[DJ Cruz]

It's unifying for us.

[Andy Frisella]

They're gone. Yeah, absolutely.

[DJ Cruz]

For sure.

[Andy Frisella]

Yep.

[DJ Cruz]

Now, I mean, to your point, though, right?

[Andy Frisella]

Like, I mean, because he's not very presidential. Well, neither is running up and down the street in a fucking dinosaur uniform crying about shit that you don't know anything about.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, that's very public service wise. Yeah, yeah. You know, but. But to the point, you know, Trump called it out. You know, Soros is funding this. Who? Who is funding it? Let's talk about it. Democrat donors and interestingly, an anti Israel group. Isn't that weird? Wait, so you got Soros and then also anti, like unite. Fuck, man.

[Andy Frisella]

It's an anti Trump fucking Voltron, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

It's like, what is happening right now. But, yeah, Protesters supporting the global Intifada to destroy the state of Israel are embedded in today's no King protest. A nationwide demonstration which organizers say evokes power to the people through an investigation into its funding and planning tells a different story, which kind of goes back to, you know, the central point here is it's paid division. It's paid fucking division. For example, in New York, the UAW labor for Palestine and the New York City labor for Palestine quietly called for the Palestine Labor Solidarity Contingent to meet Saturday morning at Dwarf Square in midtown Manhattan, and then flew into the scheduled no Kings protest against Donald Trump's presidency, according to the new outlet News Online. And it's all over there now. We got to talk About Israel. Because interestingly enough, you go ahead, say it, Andy. Say it, Andy. Where's the clip?

[Andy Frisella]

I don't have to say anything.

[DJ Cruz]

Roll the clip.

[Andy Frisella]

Roll the clip. I'm going to tell you for sure what's going to happen. He's going to do the same shit again to embarrass Trump, to leverage Trump again. Before those hostages come back, there will be a new set of shit that happens. Here's why Netanyahu is using these attacks to maintain his power in Israel. Because if peace happens and they're going to boot him, yeah, he's gone. It's only going to discredit Trump further with everybody else. And this is going to be the same old thing, because Netanyahu has to, because if he, if he doesn't, he's going to be pulled from power and probably prosecuted.

[DJ Cruz]

Updates. Israel launches wave of airstrikes on Gaza as truce teeters. Yep. Yeah. Israel says a ceasefire and aid to resume after airstrikes kill 26 people. And this was actually updated, I believe, 96 injuries or total casualties, with 26 of them being being killed. Now, the craziest part about all of this is how did it start, right?

[Andy Frisella]

Like some kid probably threw a rock.

[DJ Cruz]

Well, here's the crazy thing. Two IDF soldiers were killed, okay? Now, what happened was they were IDF and their engineers were clearing a zone and an unexploded Israeli ordinance went off and killed them. They blame it on Moss and start bombing the out of them once again. And. Yeah, but I told you, now peace is back. We're fine.

[Andy Frisella]

Hold on. Did you guys throw. You guys throw that clip in there, right? Like, yeah, Okay. I mean, look, man, Netanyahu cannot have peace or he'll get persecuted, he'll get prosecuted. So it's very simple to understand. It's never going to happen until they take care of Netanyahu.

[DJ Cruz]

It's so crazy, bro. It's so crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

No, it's not. It's actually just par for the course for the kind of dude this guy is, so.

[DJ Cruz]

It's so crazy, man.

[Andy Frisella]

Guys, chat.

[DJ Cruz]

What do you guys got on this, man? Let's, let's check the chat out. Remember, guys, if you'd like to participate in our chat, you can check the link in the description below and sign up for the opportunity for that. But. Yeah, false flag. False flag coming, man. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, like, if you, you're not a gambling man.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, you do. You win.

[DJ Cruz]

False flag, man. What do we think?

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, I mean, look, it's coming, dude. Like the. These people are going to get desperate and they're going to need something to take the focus off of the. That they're doing and you know, they're.

[DJ Cruz]

Going to do something test with the AWS going down. I mean, listen, maybe we are. We also know too that comet. What's that thing called, Joe? The AI Comet thing. A three or something like that. The asteroid.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

It's supposed to be coming in a.

[Andy Frisella]

Matter of days with loaded with 5 million reptilian soldiers that are going to invade the country. Sounds like Project Blue Beam to me.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[Andy Frisella]

Interesting reading about that thing though, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

It is wild, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

It's out. It's interstellar. So like it doesn't. It doesn't obey the laws of gravity. Yeah. And biggest one.

[DJ Cruz]

So it's like me in high school on the O line.

[Andy Frisella]

Yep.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Frisella]

I'm with Alec, bro. I. He says I really do not give a. About these countries. I don't either. I care about our country.

[DJ Cruz]

Agreed.

[Andy Frisella]

That's always been my position. I do not give a. About any country outside of this one until this one is completely taken care of. And I mean infrastructure, I mean people, I mean economy, I mean the total restoration of the American dream. And then maybe we could talk about some things. But even then, still, I just don't think that's the case. I think we need to ban any kind of foreign aid or any kind of foreign involvement for the next decade at a minimum.

[DJ Cruz]

I agree, dude, I agree. I say until LA and Tampa get their fucking traffic squared away.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, we don't need to be doing shit.

[DJ Cruz]

Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, I think it's.

[Andy Frisella]

Funny these celebrities are participating, not realizing that the whole reason nobody wants to watch any of their. It's gonna continue to do this.

[DJ Cruz]

I hope they all get replaced by AI.

[Andy Frisella]

They're gonna.

[DJ Cruz]

I don't like.

[Andy Frisella]

Listen, these people are irrelevant.

[DJ Cruz]

Come on, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Who's showing up to watch any of these films? Who's showing up to watch Ben Stiller do anything? Listen, his movie sucked in the first place. They did okay.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, they do.

[Andy Frisella]

I don't even know who those other three are. Spike Lee.

[DJ Cruz]

Spike Lee.

[Andy Frisella]

Spike Lee. The guy who thinks he's a big deal but has never really been one. Yeah, he does suck. And his only thing that he's ever. That he's known for is sitting on the Knicks floor.

[DJ Cruz]

That's it.

[Andy Frisella]

As a rich. You know, that's it.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, sure with some quirky outfits.

[Andy Frisella]

Spike Lee?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, Spike Lee. I don't know.

[Andy Frisella]

Who's that girl on the right?

[DJ Cruz]

That's law and Order. That's law and order.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Well, yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

Dumbass.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, man. Guys, let us know. With that being said, man, let's go check out some of these comments. Got a couple here. This first one is from lock, stock and prepared. 6773. Tell me you're a prepper without telling me you're a prepper. I mean, I'm with it, though. I'm with it, he says. Bought out my local speedway slash 711 yesterday. Going back for round two tomorrow to pick up more. Hashtag 7 11, hashtag farm energy, hashtag real af.

[Andy Frisella]

That's what's up.

[DJ Cruz]

Yes.

[Andy Frisella]

Lock, stock and prepared.

[DJ Cruz]

Pop, lock and drop it.

[Andy Frisella]

When it's form energy, it's awesome.

[DJ Cruz]

Did you get that reference?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, I got it, dude. Pop, lock and drop it.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. What do you think?

[Andy Frisella]

I don't know.

[DJ Cruz]

I mean, you know that song?

[Andy Frisella]

I was, like, working in the bars when that shit came out.

[DJ Cruz]

You know the dance, huh? Yeah. How you do it? I'm not doing it. Oh, man. You know the craziest thing, bro? Like, see, I feel like growing up, though, like, you guys had, like, really nice songs. Love songs, even, right? Like, but what I'm gonna say, like, I wouldn't tell, right? Oh, how'd you meet mom? Oh, she pop, lock and drop came on, I took her out.

[Andy Frisella]

You know, I saw this. I saw this rap song the other day, and it was this. This. This girl in a wheelchair. Oh, I saw that. She's rapping and she goes, my legs don't work, but this still squirt.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, right? It's like, this is where we're.

[Andy Frisella]

We're at. Like, this is where we're at with culture, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, grandpa, how'd you meet grandma?

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, well, you know, still squirt. Them legs don't work, but you know what I'm saying. Joe, would you let me put those lyrics in the song, buddy?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Her booty hole is brown. So, I mean, you know.

[Andy Frisella]

Good God, man.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Great times. Lock, stock, prepare. Appreciate you, bro. This next one is from Ruben Lopez. 6081. Says, this show is getting raunchier and raunchier. I love it. I love it. An amen to the retirement a go subject.

[Andy Frisella]

How's it getting raunchy?

[DJ Cruz]

I don't know.

[Andy Frisella]

The world's getting raunchy, bro. We're just reporting.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, I didn't even Start taking my clothes off. Yeah, that's raunchy.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[DJ Cruz]

No, you haven't. No, actually, there was that time. Okay, never mind. We got one more LGB. FJB48. I made my work partner buy a first form the other day. He's a raging Democrat. LOL. To which somebody, the Chandler 419, said that Andy Juice will help straighten them back out.

[Andy Frisella]

That's a right fact. Hey, you need some family members. Start thinking clear.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

Throw them one of them energies.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. That's right. Dollar Day is still rolling.

[Andy Frisella]

You crack that screaming freedom. You let them. You funnel that down their throat, bro. They'd be singing a different tune. Be Yankee Doodle Dandy, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

Don't tread on me.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

They're gonna turn around. That's right, man. Yeah. No screaming. Dollar Days are still going on, guys. So we got today, tomorrow, that's it, and that's it.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

So lock in.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, pop lock and drop it.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. Yeah, that's right. There you go. It's a good song, man.

[Andy Frisella]

Pop lock and share it.

[DJ Cruz]

All right.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

A little infringement. Trademark and copyright infringement. I'm saying let's keep cruising though, man. We got headline, too. Gotta go to. Where's this? We gotta go to France. Yeah, let's go to France.

[Andy Frisella]

The secret weenie.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, that's right. We gotta go to France for this one. Headline number two reads, brazen Louvre robbery crew may have been hired by collector. Prosecutors say. This was wild. It's pretty crazy. I feel like you only see this shit in the movies, you know what I'm saying? It actually happened in real life. The thieves who brazenly robbed the Louvre museum in Paris and stole prince priceless jewelry. And one of the most daring museum heists in recent memory may have been hired by a private collector, officials said. Paris prosecutor Laura Baco told local media that investigators believe the robbers who carried out the raid in just seven minutes in broad daylight on Sunday may have been commissioned by a collector or purely motivated by the value of the jewels and precious metals, Reuters reported. Quote, we're looking at the hypothesis of organized crime.

[Andy Frisella]

You think? I'm sure it was just a bunch of retards that fucking cracked in there and stole a bunch of jewels. In seven minutes.

[DJ Cruz]

In seven minutes.

[Andy Frisella]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

I mean, here's the thing. Like, you steal that shit. Like, you can't. Like, what do you. Is it black market? Like, is that a real thing?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, bro. So sometimes, like, people Buy this stuff and they'll pass it down into their family for 30, for, you know, 30, 50, 100 years and will just show back up. And by that time, it's there.

[DJ Cruz]

Sexual limitations. Yeah. So I feel like this is like, movie level, but.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, man.

[DJ Cruz]

It's crazy, man. There's. There was a total.

[Andy Frisella]

Ends up in some rich dude's house and nobody really knows that it's stolen. And you know what I mean?

[DJ Cruz]

It's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, because here's the thing. It wasn't like. It was just like. I mean, they stole like, I think. Yeah. The crown of Napoleon III's wife.

[Andy Frisella]

One of them. They dropped outside and left it on the pavement, and somebody found it.

[DJ Cruz]

That's crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

That's how they started getting caught.

[DJ Cruz]

That's crazy, dude. But, yeah, it was. A total of nine objects were targeted, eight of which were actually stolen. To your point. The crown alone is worth tens of millions of euros. Though experts say it is not the most significant piece that was taken. They have not yet identified the robbers who made their escape on motorbikes. Bro, this is a movie. That's a movie. Like, that's a. Like that's a movie. Let's check this clip out because there was some footage. Let's check this report. They used a chainsaw. I used a crane to break into the museum, bro. That's so wild.

[Andy Frisella]

They.

[DJ Cruz]

That's crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, dude, it's kind of like the town where they all were. They dressed up as the cops and did it in the middle of the day, you know what I mean?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, because they dressed up as, like, maintenance workers, and that's why nobody stopped him, from what I understand.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, dude, it was giving me Den.

[Andy Frisella]

Of Thieves vibes, something like that.

[DJ Cruz]

You know what I'm saying? Like, they dressed up as the. The. The. The money armored carrier.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

And like, bro, I mean, that's some high level.

[Andy Frisella]

That's not Den of Thieves, though, just so you know.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, that was Den of Thieves.

[Andy Frisella]

No, that's Heat.

[DJ Cruz]

They didn't Den of Thieves, too.

[Andy Frisella]

No. Den of Thieves is your generation's heat. Oh, it's the same move.

[DJ Cruz]

Same. Same.

[Andy Frisella]

It's the same. Yes, but not really. It came from Heat.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay?

[Andy Frisella]

Den of Thieves is like a better version of Heat.

[DJ Cruz]

No, it's newer and better.

[Andy Frisella]

Not even close to better.

[DJ Cruz]

No, Andy.

[Andy Frisella]

No, you're insane.

[DJ Cruz]

I haven't seen Heats.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, you're insane. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Val kilmer. Heat is 10 times better than Den Of Thieves.

[DJ Cruz]

I do like Val Kimmer. Rp.

[Andy Frisella]

Italian Job, too. That's right.

[DJ Cruz]

Huh?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, bro, it's. It's Heat, dude. Heat. Dude, if you watch Heat for 10 minutes, you're gonna be like, I can't believe they tricked me into thinking that Den of Thieves was a real movie.

[DJ Cruz]

Really?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

It is a real movie.

[Andy Frisella]

No, it's not.

[DJ Cruz]

It's a good movie.

[Andy Frisella]

It's good, but it ain't a real movie. It's like a Wish version of Heat.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay.

[Andy Frisella]

And Heat's very long. Oh, no. It's awesome.

[DJ Cruz]

Is it?

[Andy Frisella]

It's got the best.

[DJ Cruz]

Dude, I'll watch it.

[Andy Frisella]

You know, it has the best shooting scene, cinematography. No. Has the best shooting scene in any movie ever.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh.

[Andy Frisella]

Like the second best shooting scene in any movie ever is Ronin.

[DJ Cruz]

Nope.

[Andy Frisella]

Most people haven't seen that either.

[DJ Cruz]

Nope. DJ you will like it. I'll be the judge of that. I'll listen. Andy's like, you know, see that?

[Andy Frisella]

Nick knows Ronan sick. Best Urban Gunfight. Absolutely.

[DJ Cruz]

Days of Thunder. But see, then they say stupid like that, and it's just like Days of Thunder and vp.

[Andy Frisella]

That's not stupid. These people have taste, okay? These people are cultured.

[DJ Cruz]

How does it compare to Days of Thunder?

[Andy Frisella]

How does what compare? Pete?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. How old is this fucking movie, bro? 30 years old, bro. Yeah, that's fucking old.

[Andy Frisella]

Point Break. The original Point Breaks pretty good, too. Yeah, the. The. The second Point Break was horrible.

[DJ Cruz]

I don't know. That is horrible.

[Andy Frisella]

All right. Black Hawk down is definitely great, too.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, that's a great movie. Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

All right.

[DJ Cruz]

I love the movie. Suggestions? Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I mean, dude, like, have.

[Andy Frisella]

You ever seen that movie? That one movie, what's it called? Score Battle for Europa.

[DJ Cruz]

Europa's Last Stand.

[Andy Frisella]

You see that one?

[DJ Cruz]

No. Oh, wait, is that a joke?

[Andy Frisella]

I don't know. I've heard DJ Likes Black Down.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Give your parents their iPad back. All right, I'll troll. No, man. You know, it didn't make me think, though, like, because, I mean, to pull off something that you have to be pretty, like, I mean, bro, that's some high level. You written a crane and, like. Yeah. I wonder, like, if that's like a. Like, like, again, you know, the movies. I. I didn't think that existed in real life like that, though. Yeah, but then there was a thought, too. I'm like, what if it was just some immigrants, like some illegal immigrants over there that got together, you know, and stole it? You know what I'm saying? Like, they stole the crane, too. Because, bro, they be. They'd be scamming, you know what I'm saying? They'd be scamming.

[Andy Frisella]

This took some intelligence.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay. All right.

[Andy Frisella]

This should be real. What is it wrong?

[DJ Cruz]

We are here to redeem the crown.

[Andy Frisella]

Versus. Versus. We're here to eat your pets.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Okay. All right. So it took some high level thinking. Okay.

[Andy Frisella]

A lot of cats they can buy with that. You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

A lot of cats. No, man, I don't know. It's just. It's just. It is. It is crazy thing.

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, because, like, yeah, bro, it probably was, bro. You know what happened? Here's what happened. They went in, they got high on all kinds of duck and cat meat, smoke some hookah, came up with this great idea, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

How the fuck do you get high off a duck and cat, bro?

[Andy Frisella]

I don't know. I mean, have you seen these motherfuckers biting the heads off ducks and shit? Come on, man. Yep.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, man. No, but speaking of illegals, though, we did. We do have to address something. A little update and some information. You guys know on the last show we talked about, we had Tony and his dad, but he sent a message that kind of updated us. That was information that was actually left out of the initial story.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

And I just. I would like to clarify this because I would too. It's not, you know, listen, we're good people. And I think that's what was explaining. We're good people. Right. And if you know up, like that's happening. Yeah, that's wrong. That's up. But this is Tony's DM and he left out the piece.

[Andy Frisella]

Now we're talking about the young man that we met at the Riverside meet and greet who we talked about on last show.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

About ice.

[DJ Cruz]

They locked up his dad, right?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, a little more to that story.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. And like. And the piece that was left out was that he, his dad had passed DUI on his record that never got removed. And I think, like, dude, listen, that's a very important piece because when we talk about these ice removals, people that have been in this country, whether it be fucking 10 years, 30 years, if they. If they were just here and had. No. They're not priority for any type of removal at all. Right, but if ICE is checking the record and you came into this country illegally and you did something else, that's a priority, like for them to remove you, man.

[Andy Frisella]

There's no. There's no way to. To make exceptions like that. It's a system, and I'm sure it'll get sorted out. The point is, is that there was more to it.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

So just important to note that.

[DJ Cruz]

No, for sure, for sure. But yeah. So, I mean, like, I. And I'm sure it will all get. Get situated and handled, but, you know, for me, again, like, if you've been here 30 years and. And nothing cool. We still got to get it fixed. Right. But like. Cool, but, like. Yeah, I mean, people would have criminal record. Like, it just. It makes sense. Like. Okay, that makes more sense that they just picked him up for that. You know what I'm saying? Because he's already. They already got him flagged, you know, but. Yeah, a little update on that. You think this shit's ever gonna get recovered?

[Andy Frisella]

Probably not.

[DJ Cruz]

No, it's gone. Yeah, probably it's gone.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Fuck. Since some dudes.

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, dude, they didn't just take it without an idea of where. Where it was going and how to move it and, you know, once it's out of there, it's. It's gonna be hard to find.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Do they serialize that? Because, I mean, I know we talked, like, even, like. Like, because you're in. You're big into watches and, too, right? Like, the black market for watches and stolen watches and, like, I mean, like.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. You have. You have serial numbers on each piece.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

That then gets logged in with the insurance company, you know?

[DJ Cruz]

Got it. So if it ever does ever get popped up. Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, the museums have insurance for this. Yeah, but, I mean, it's irreplaceable stuff.

[DJ Cruz]

No, it wasn't them.

[Andy Frisella]

You don't.

[DJ Cruz]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Frisella]

You know, legal right now. The Louvre is awesome. Dude.

[DJ Cruz]

I've never been.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, I've been. I got to see the Mona Lisa.

[DJ Cruz]

Damn.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, it was cool.

[DJ Cruz]

But see, even like that, like, do you think it was the real Mona Lisa or you think it was a fake one?

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, we have no way to know.

[DJ Cruz]

How do you know that's what I'm saying? Because, you know, they do that with the Declaration of Independence, so, like, if you go to dc, The Declaration of Independence, like, they always. They have, like, two or three that they put on display. There's only one real one, obviously, but then they have, like, another one that they were.

[Andy Frisella]

I think the real one is hanging in Trump's office now.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. How do you know? I don't know. I. I learned that from watching National Treasure, though.

[Andy Frisella]

Yep.

[DJ Cruz]

It's a great movie. That's a great movie.

[Andy Frisella]

What? Andy, pull up the chat.

[DJ Cruz]

National Treasure.

[Andy Frisella]

National Treasure is a great movie.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay, yeah, great movie. Finally a great movie. Call out National Treasure. It is great.

[Andy Frisella]

See, that movie sucks.

[DJ Cruz]

No, Andy. Andy. Andy. Somebody said Nick Cage.

[Andy Frisella]

Nicholas. Nicholas Cage only plays one character in Die Hard. No, he's the same character in every movie. He's like, oh.

[DJ Cruz]

We gotta save the world.

[Andy Frisella]

The only decent movie that motherfucker's ever been in is Con Air Conair.

[DJ Cruz]

That's a good movie.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, I'm not gonna say it's good. It's just decent.

[DJ Cruz]

No, it's good. It's a good movie.

[Andy Frisella]

60 sec gone to 60 seconds. Ain't no good. What about his real car person?

[DJ Cruz]

What about his Christmas movies?

[Andy Frisella]

What, Die Hard. Nick Cage ain't in those.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, wait, wait.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Face Off. Another winner.

[DJ Cruz]

Wait, Nick Cage is not in that. Who is that in diehard?

[Andy Frisella]

Bruce Willis.

[DJ Cruz]

Same, same.

[Andy Frisella]

No, Bruce Willis is not the same. Same as Nick Cage. All right.

[DJ Cruz]

All right, man. Well, yeah, guys, let us know down in the comments what you think about this weird heist. It might have been an inside job. I. I don't know. I don't know. But let's. Yeah, let's keep cruising, man. We got headline number three. Jimmy Kimmel's back in the news.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, is he? That's a shame.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, well, Jimmy Kimmel hosts Drag Queen Story Time with Trixie Mattel, reads Eric Trump's memoir to children, and then throws books in the wood chipper.

[Andy Frisella]

He didn't throw the. What? No, the. The. The drag queens in the wood. You got it wrong, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

Bro, you would think, too, like, after you come off a major loss like this.

[Andy Frisella]

No, bro, he. Now he's, like, trying to prove point.

[DJ Cruz]

He's gone all in.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

All the shekels. Jesus, man.

[Andy Frisella]

Well, you heard how, like, I guess defiant he was when that all went down, you know? So now he's like, it. I'm going to go all in on it. Which is just going to further his demise. More, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

And not only that, but now he's involving kids, bro. Because you bring this drag queen in, doing story time with kids. We got a video of it. Oh, yeah, bro. We got a video. Yeah. So drag queen Trixie Mattel appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's Drag Queen Story Time, where he read Eric Trump's new memoir, Under Siege. My Family's Fight to Save Our Nation While Dressed in Women's clothing. Check this out. I mentioned the other night that Senator Ted Cruz has A new book. It's called Unwoke, how to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America. Ted's been out trying to sell the book. His last book, he had to get his own campaign to buy thousands of copies to get it up the list, which is sad. So we decided that this time we'd help him out with an assist from one of the stars.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, let's keep.

[DJ Cruz]

Let's keep going on the clip of RuPaul's Drag Race. None other than Trixie Mattel. Hello.

[Trixie Mattel]

Hello, children. Hello.

[Andy Frisella]

Hi.

[Trixie Mattel]

Hi. That's the energy.

[Andy Frisella]

Look at the girl on the right face.

[Trixie Mattel]

How do we feel about reading today?

[Andy Frisella]

Yes. Yes.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay. I think we should select something to read. Let's see, um. Cinderella. Who cares, right? Made up story. Our solar system.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, right.

[Trixie Mattel]

The earth is flat. Thank you.

[DJ Cruz]

How about.

[Trixie Mattel]

Unwoke, how to Defeat Cultural Marxism in America, written by Ted Cruz. Nice. So do you know who this guy is?

[Andy Frisella]

No.

[DJ Cruz]

It looks like somebody from the FBI.

[Trixie Mattel]

Take something everyone loves, stuff it full of woke neo Marxist ideas, and then put it on the air. If people point out that the ideas and the show are bad, you can always claim that they're racists, fascists, or both. Disney's reboot of the beloved Little Mermaid was a case in point. Did anybody see that?

[DJ Cruz]

It came out on my birthday. It did.

[Trixie Mattel]

Instead of admitting that Disney had managed to ruin a classic, defenders of the subpar remake, including its star, accused the public of racism.

[DJ Cruz]

But the original Little Mermaid was good. And the other Little Mermaid was good. The new one.

[Trixie Mattel]

Can't they both be good?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, they both are.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, children like the Little Mermaid, right?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

So it's almost like they should be the ones to say if it's good.

[DJ Cruz]

I just want to say out loud right now, the book is Boris.

[Andy Frisella]

Thank you. She was switching a different page.

[Trixie Mattel]

This one was so boring.

[DJ Cruz]

Right?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Wait, wait. Instead of skipping a page, skip a.

[Trixie Mattel]

Book, we should just pull a different book?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

All right, let me just. So in the winter of 2021, when Wies of unwoke to take home, share with your family, friends. All right, kids, those are your books. You can do whatever you want with them.

[Alec]

Okay?

[DJ Cruz]

We can do whatever we want, Chef.

[Andy Frisella]

Yike. Well, thanks for Trixie Mattel, and you're welcome, Ted. Is there anybody in the world that thought that was funny? Like real talk? Do you think? Anyway, well, at least it wasn't a book on sucking dicks. And we're cutting them off.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, that was great. Yeah, that was great.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Well, dude, I mean, it's Just like, why do these people go harder, bro?

[Andy Frisella]

Well, because they're misreading the culture. And at this point, I'll be real, dude. At this point in time, I think these things are dangerous for them to do. I really do. I think people are so tired of it and they're becoming radicalized against this community for. With people's kids. And I think it's very dangerous them for even to even around with it. That's what I think. Because, I mean, dude, it's. It's gonna be. I mean, look, this has all happened before, man. This has all happened before in history.

[DJ Cruz]

So, bro, the. The crazy thing is too, like. I also look at this too, from, like, the angle of these fucking kids. Like, let's be very clear. These are child actors, okay, who were audition and probably paid to come on and do this, hoping that, you know, some producer, Harvey Weinstein, loves them enough to put them in the next big fucking thing when they get older. It's a. It's a nasty fucking cycle. I don't like that angle of it.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Like, the parents have put their kid.

[Andy Frisella]

Like, who?

[DJ Cruz]

Like, I wouldn't. I would, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

These are the same parents that tell you that their kid is trans when it's born and that comes out a girl and they start telling it's a boy. Are they vice versa? These are mentally ill parents, bro. They. They live for attention through the exploitation of their own children.

[DJ Cruz]

Up.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, it's super up. So it is what it is, man. I mean, I. I think this is correcting itself right now. I don't think people are with it at all. I think people are tired of it. I think people are realizing that it's always been a mass number of people against it and a very tiny minority of people for it that's been exposed. And, you know, they're not with it.

[DJ Cruz]

No, so.

[Andy Frisella]

Which is evident by his audience and his.

[DJ Cruz]

His viewership, bro. I hope that gets canceled, man. Well, guys, chat. What do you guys got on this, man? Anybody want to come up and. And talk on this conversation?

[Andy Frisella]

Alex says it seems like they're digging their own grave. That's correct. They are.

[DJ Cruz]

Let's get Alec in here. Hold on, Alec. Alec on mute.

[Andy Frisella]

Boom.

[DJ Cruz]

There we go.

[Andy Frisella]

You hear me?

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah. What do you got on this, bro?

[Alec]

Dude, it freaks me out that, for one, people allow their. Or allowing their kid to go to this audition and do this thing. It also freaks me out that there's producers that are willing to, in mindfully deciding to create this problem in our culture when we need to be uniting as a people. And everyone knows this is not okay, dude. It's not. Not cool at all. It's honestly sad, man. It's honestly sad that they. That the people are producing it.

[DJ Cruz]

It's sick, bro. It's sick to even, like. I don't know how the parents allow it, but to the point, like, they're not good parents, bro, but not just the parents.

[Alec]

Who are these producers producing it? And I think something that Andy says a lot that I appreciate is he's like, let's find the actual people who are the names of these people, because then we can hold them to the accountability that needs to be held so that we can take these people from their positions of power. Really, you know, 100.

[Andy Frisella]

I think that's coming, dude. I think we're gonna see it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I agree.

[Alec]

I appreciate you leading it, brother.

[Andy Frisella]

Hey, man, you know what? We're. I'm not leading it, dude. That's the thing. You guys got to understand. And it's you guys, okay? I can only do so much, and I could put a message out and I could stand for it and I could say, hey, this is what it is. But it's you guys who take that message and have those conversations in real life with real people that actually makes the difference. So, you know, I. I really appreciate you guys, you know, waking up and saying, hey, man, I'm not afraid of these motherfuckers either. Fuck them. And that's what it's going to take to get. To get everything back. You know, listen, I think everybody's, everybody that's listening to the show for the last number of years knows how passionate I am about this country because of what this country's done for me. And when I see it going down the tubes and when I see the opportunity for you guys being with, you know, I will stand up for that, but I can't stand up for it alone. You know, everybody has to echo that message in the real world because these people that need to be talked to, they're not tuning into this show, man. They're not. They're not. They're not going to listen to, you know, big mouth Andy talk all this, but they will have. They will have a reasonable conversation with Alec or any of the other millions of people that listen to the show about what's actually going on. And so that. That credit goes to you guys, man. It goes. It goes to you guys.

[Alec]

That's a huge thing for me, man. And I live in St. Petersburg Downtown St. Petersburg. And it's a very, I would say, heavily left community. And I am very lucky to where I get to I tattoo. So I get to sit with these people for hours on end. And I will sit with these people and have the conversation that people would call the hard conversation. It's not hard for me. I love it. But I will have these conversations in something that I appreciate that you have taught brother, is the critical thinking. So I will bring them around to answer these questions themselves and that allows their brain to start critically thinking about these things that are happening. And I think critical thought is a huge thing that, that whoever they is, the government, whatever the that is, is trying to stop us from having, they don't want us to critically think about problems and solve problems. And I, you know, I really believe that especially entrepreneurs and business owners, we are the ones that can come to that forefront and talk to each person every single day. Because we are faced with the people walking into our stores, we are faced with the clients that sit in our chair and you know, I'm able to speak to them and have them critically think like, why do you feel that way? And then talk to them about, you know, why something might be wrong or right in an open way. Especially being a tattoo artist, you know, I'm covered in tattoos, so a lot of people think I'm.

[DJ Cruz]

You're one of them. That's right.

[Alec]

Yeah, exactly. And I used to have 12 year dreadlocks, so they definitely.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, you definitely.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. But you know, brother, it's, it's, it is as simple as just asking them questions. You know, one of the best ways to actually, I think the most effective way to get someone who is not seeing things our way is just to ask questions. It's not to tell.

[DJ Cruz]

Right.

[Andy Frisella]

When you tell, tell, tell, there's resistance. But when you ask questions and then if they answer stupidly and you don't make fun of them, you say, okay, I used to think that too, but here's what I found out. Now you have the ability to actually have rational conversations with people right now. There's people over here, there's people over there that are, that are never, ever, ever going to hear it. Those are not the people we're talking about.

[Alec]

No, not at all.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. And so, and we have to realize as, as Americans that there's always going to be people on the, we're never going to have total unity, bro. Like there's always going to be a percentage of people that are driven by their need to be right and they, they Can't. You know, for some reason, people have a hard time. I actually think this is a very strong sign of intelligence. Right? Like, intelligent people don't. They don't stick their feet in the sand and just stay there. They. When they're brought new information or they're brought a new perspective, they say things like, you know what? I never really thought of it that way. You know, let me think about that. What about this? Right? And. And that's what intelligent people do. They don't just. And so a lot of these people, they let their egos anchor them so hard in their position and their identity that they can't be swayed any which way no matter what. And we run into these people all the time, right? Like, this might be an employee, this might be a friend, this might be a family member, but people who aren't able to process questions and answer them honestly in good faith, they're not worth the discussion because you're. You're just going to waste your time and energy, and then at the end of it, we all know how it ends. You're a. You're a bigot, you know, or you're a racist or you're. And like, dude, by that time, it's over. Right? There's no. There's no coming back from it.

[Alec]

So it's kind of hilarious because they just show their cards.

[Andy Frisella]

Yes.

[Alec]

Being dumb, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, Let me finish your dick tattoo on you real quick.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. When people. When. When people start to argue like that and they start calling you names you won. You just ask another question. So. So I'm a bigot because I'm asking you questions, brother. You know, like, it's all, you know, here. Here's the reality. You know, David here has it right down. Like, you know, if you get everybody a can of screaming freedom, it's gonna fix the whole world a lot. Let's just be real.

[Alec]

Fix the whole world.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Hey, Alec, dude, we appreciate you, brother. I do have to ask you. You're a tattoo artist, and you said you were in a left place. What. What is the craziest thing you've had to tattoo on somebody?

[Alec]

Dude, honestly, it's a cool story. It's a broken shopping cart. And it was this girl who came in and her father was pushing her in a shopping cart when she was four years old, and. And he flipped the cart and broke her femur.

[DJ Cruz]

Oh.

[Alec]

It's like a joke that they had together, but it was this broken shopping cart with a pool of oil under it. And I always. I've done Some crazy ass tattoos that I could go on about stories with. But that specific story always stood out to me. And the way that her father reacted to it, the way that she loves that tattoo, it's just. It's. Was such a. It was such a special moment, you know?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[Alec]

Tattoos are a lot more than.

[Andy Frisella]

I.

[Alec]

Think, just the imagery. It's a lot about the story and what we're telling through the story, you know? So I. I find that important. And I did that nine years ago, man. I've been tattooing 12 years, and that tattoo sticks out to me like crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

That's cool, man.

[DJ Cruz]

That's sick, bro. That's sick, man. Well, all right. We appreciate you, bro. I'll put you back down.

[Alec]

Thank you guys for everything, man. God bless y'. All.

[Andy Frisella]

Thanks, Alec.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, that's that. Yeah. Spot on, though, man.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

I mean, you talk about this like, bro. It is.

[Andy Frisella]

It wasn't Alec that came. Was that the same guy that came to the meetup? No, the tattoo artist from St. Pete.

[DJ Cruz]

Was that. Wait, hold on. Yes. Hold on.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

Hold on, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Alex, the man, get back up here. Bro. You rode off on your bike like I thought you were. Could have turned that into light speed.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, that's right. Dude, that must be, man.

[Alec]

120 the whole way.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

That's crazy.

[Andy Frisella]

Be safe.

[DJ Cruz]

I ripped it home, dude.

[Andy Frisella]

A buck twenty all the way home.

[Alec]

I was riding high, man, and we had. I probably had 10 walk ins that night. And I got to talk to everybody about just the personal accountability, the extreme ownership, and all the things that, you know, are spoken about here, and so it's really cool to have those conversations. Riding that high off of meeting y', all, man. It was really a pleasure, a blessing, and, yeah, man, I got my team form energies.

[Andy Frisella]

I owe you something. What I tell you?

[Alec]

Oh, brother, you ain't got to do none of that.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah, so I told Alec I was gonna get him some drinks for the shop, but he couldn't take him because of his bike. So one of you guys get with Alec, get his address. Yep, we're gonna hook him up.

[DJ Cruz]

Yes, sir. Hey, man, I'm gonna come up and.

[Alec]

Tie all y' all up. I got you, dude.

[DJ Cruz]

All right.

[Andy Frisella]

Hey, let's do it, bro.

[DJ Cruz]

You think you put a grape can on me?

[Andy Frisella]

He's gonna put a Fruit of a Loom grape.

[Alec]

He's like, dude, get the 100 drinks. I'm like, bro, what am I gonna hold them on my shoulder?

[DJ Cruz]

Listen, it is Florida, bro. Yeah, I've seen Florida people do do a lot worse.

[Andy Frisella]

You're an expert. Expert of balancing lots of On a motorbike, aren't you?

[DJ Cruz]

Absolutely.

[Andy Frisella]

Like whole families and.

[DJ Cruz]

Totally. We can do the cans for sure.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. I was talking to Zhan where it's.

[DJ Cruz]

Like 10 people on the motor.

[Andy Frisella]

That's right.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right. Have you ever done a magic carpet tattoo? That be sick.

[Andy Frisella]

We gotta all get magic carpet tattoos.

[DJ Cruz]

I'm down.

[Andy Frisella]

I'll get a little magic carpet tattoo with Zhan holding the energy drink at 7:11.

[DJ Cruz]

All right, Allan, we appreciate you, bro. It was great talking to you, man. Oh, yeah.

[Alec]

God bless y', all, man. Thank you for everything.

[DJ Cruz]

Likewise, bro. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. But, yeah, these people.

[Andy Frisella]

Y.

[DJ Cruz]

Both of these dudes.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. Wood chipper.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, Wood tripper. Straight away, guys. Jumping on this combo. Let us know what you guys got down in the commentary. With that being said, final segment.

[Andy Frisella]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

All right.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, I'm ready. All right, let's do it. Thumbs up or dumb as? All right, how's this work? We bring an article up, we talk about it, we vote on it. Give it two options. One of two options.

[Andy Frisella]

We gotta all vote from now on.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay.

[Andy Frisella]

All of us in the room.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay. All right, how are we doing this?

[Andy Frisella]

Thumbs up or thumbs down?

[DJ Cruz]

Thumbs up. Okay. All right.

[Andy Frisella]

All right.

[DJ Cruz]

Well, you like guns?

[Andy Frisella]

I. I do.

[DJ Cruz]

Now, how do you store your guns?

[Andy Frisella]

Wherever the they fit.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay. Oh, is that right?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Okay, let's.

[Andy Frisella]

I got this little derringer, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

Oh, is that right? Yeah. Okay, well.

[Andy Frisella]

Surprised you could do with that.

[DJ Cruz]

This inmate was accused of smuggling a.22 caliber revolver in his butt.

[Andy Frisella]

See what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruz]

Damn, Andy. All right, well, let's. Let's check this out.

[News Reporter]

Well, sources are telling me tonight that gun was stashed in this prisoner's buttocks. And he managed to get into this prisoner transport van undetected after he saw a judge. And now two police officers are in the hot seat. And another prisoner is in the hospital tonight with that gunshot wound to the leg. Now, within the last 10 minutes, the suspect, Louis Soto, went before a judge for the second night in a row. Pix11 cameras were the only ones inside of the courtroom. You see him as he was brought in with his hands behind his back under heavy security. He was remanded into custody and he is now going to be sent back to the Westchester county jail tonight, 24 hours after this heroin incident unfolded. The shooting happened while the prisoners were being brought to the jail inside of a Mount Vernon Police transport van, 7 o' clock last night. Officials say that the person was shot by a fellow prisoner who'd smuggled the gun into the vehicle on his body. As cops heard the shot go off mid ride, they turned around, raced back here to police headquarters where five prisoners were, were offloaded and secured. Police say Louis Soto was the man who had the loaded.22 caliber revolver. But how it got past multiple layers of security is what's being investigated right now. Soto is a 32 year old Bronx man who had been arrested on Wednesday initially for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. Now he's facing multiple charges related to the shooting. As a result, police are overhauling their security pro protocols, knowing full well how much more serious this could have been.

[DJ Cruz]

All right, we'll put that in the wood, cher. But I mean, two points for the smuggling.

[Andy Frisella]

Two points.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, a little six pooter.

[Andy Frisella]

I mean, how do you even think about that, bro? How did.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, I mean, like, how did he get it? Like, did somebody in the audience like, hug him or something and he probably.

[Andy Frisella]

Had it up there for a while.

[DJ Cruz]

Just sitting there for a minute.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

No, I mean, usually, how do you.

[Andy Frisella]

Get something like that out of your butt? You just like it out. You reach up in there.

[DJ Cruz]

I don't. I wouldn't. Know. Why are you asking me like I would know these?

[Andy Frisella]

I don't know. You used to work in the gym.

[DJ Cruz]

I don't know, bro. I don't know. I. I mean, maybe the chat knows. Chat? How do you guys put this in there?

[Andy Frisella]

You pull it out.

[DJ Cruz]

Florida man did have the thermos last week. Okay. I feel like you can get a thermos up there.

[Andy Frisella]

You can colon blow. Oh, man. It's too bad it didn't go inside of him.

[DJ Cruz]

Yeah, bro. Prison wallet is real. That is real, bro.

[Andy Frisella]

Man, no new meaning of low blow. It was a blast for him. Look at this. We got a bunch of dads in here.

[DJ Cruz]

Tank blaster. All right, two thumbs in the butt. What are we giving.

[Andy Frisella]

That's an OG listener right there.

[DJ Cruz]

That is an og. Listen, bro, I got white lightning a few times.

[Andy Frisella]

I know.

[DJ Cruz]

I haven't heard that in a minute. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

All right. I'm just saying this is thumbs down.

[DJ Cruz]

So you're voting thumbs down. Guys.

[Andy Frisella]

Down. What do you think, Joe? Joe over there. Yeah. What about other jokes? What do you think, Joe?

[DJ Cruz]

Well, I. I'm, I'm. I'm with that opinion.

[Andy Frisella]

Really.

[DJ Cruz]

I'm with that opinion.

[Andy Frisella]

That's more than you guys could fit in there, huh? Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Thank God. Yeah.

[Andy Frisella]

How do you know?

[DJ Cruz]

Fun fact.

[Andy Frisella]

Nah, we don't need no fun facts right now.

[DJ Cruz]

You sure?

[Andy Frisella]

Yep. Okay.

[DJ Cruz]

I have one ready for you. What, you want it?

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Did you know the human anus can stretch up to 9 inches?

[Andy Frisella]

9 inches wide?

[DJ Cruz]

Yes. Yes.

[Andy Frisella]

Is that like a yes? Does that create a slot or is that like 9 inches across?

[DJ Cruz]

It can stretch 9 inches, so I.

[Andy Frisella]

Think I saw that on the Internet once. Oh, man.

[DJ Cruz]

Yep.

[Andy Frisella]

What's going on?

[DJ Cruz]

That's that.

[Andy Frisella]

Yeah. We. We are.

[DJ Cruz]

It's not from.

[Andy Frisella]

From.

[DJ Cruz]

From experience.

[Andy Frisella]

We are. We are raunchy. Yeah.

[DJ Cruz]

Maybe it is getting raunchier. Of course D.J. would know. He had to test it out firsthand to see if it was real.

[Andy Frisella]

Yep.

[DJ Cruz]

DJ did the R D. All right.

[Andy Frisella]

All right, all right. Enough of the butt stuff. Butt stuff's fun for a minute.

[DJ Cruz]

That's right.

[Andy Frisella]

That's it.

[DJ Cruz]

You gotta stop when it hurts.

[Andy Frisella]

Yes. Safe word.

[DJ Cruz]

Dollar days. It's dollar days.

[Andy Frisella]

All right, guys. Hey, look, real talk. We got dollar days today and tomorrow. We appreciate you guys. We are going to be doing some King of Dollar days rewards. We're going to pick some people, we're going to do something special for them. I talked to the team today, so just keep that in mind. And we are going to have another CTI for you on tomorrow. Okay? So this is going to be a special week.

[DJ Cruz]

Back to back.

[Andy Frisella]

Back to back. Butt to butt. Butt to nut.

[DJ Cruz]

Buttocks.

[Andy Frisella]

Buttocks to buttocks. Magic carpet to Zeeshan. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. Anyway, guys. All right, guys. We love you guys. We appreciate you guys, and we'll see you tomorrow. Don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruz]

Share the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor now my jewelry box froze Pole stove counted millions in the cold Bad booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold. That's a no head shot case. Close.