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Andy Prisella
Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot case Close.
DJ Cruise
What is up, guys? It's Andy Prisella, and this is the show for the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have a special Thanksgiving episode of Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna cruise the Internet.
Andy Prisella
We are gonna cruise it.
DJ Cruise
All right, guys. Hello. Hey, don't forget about the fee. The fee is very simple. If you enjoy the show, please do us a big salad and share the show. All right, you're on the live stream right now. Share it out and we'll get this thing going. Don't be a hoe.
Andy Prisella
Share the show. Yeah, pass it to your liberal cousins and stuff.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bring them around.
Andy Prisella
Y. Convert them. You'll love this.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, man, we got turkey day for tomorrow when it's posted, you know, because I know we got a lot of people that still be watching this tomorrow, too, but it is Turkey Day, man. It's pre Turkey day. And it. It got me thinking. I love this picture because I'm kind of like a chef there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I mean, you know, I like it, too.
Andy Prisella
I'm a kind of sore food.
DJ Cruise
I'm kind of, like, eating.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. You know, and so it got me on this. This, like, you know, taking. Just a little memory troll, you know, and just like. You know what.
DJ Cruise
What's a memory troll?
Andy Prisella
Like, just going down memory lane.
DJ Cruise
You mean like a stroll?
Andy Prisella
A stroll.
DJ Cruise
Oh, okay.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Walking cell block D, you know, of all the different dishes, you know, and we're. You know what? I just want. What. What is some of your favorite dishes? Because, Eddie, dude, I. Listen, I'll be real, bro. I. I literally just searched white people Thanksgiving.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. What came up?
Andy Prisella
Like this.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
That's why y' all do stuff like this.
DJ Cruise
I don't know. Festive. It's festive.
Andy Prisella
Okay. And then I just kept looking. I'm like, dude, what the.
DJ Cruise
I don't know what that is.
Andy Prisella
What?
DJ Cruise
I ain't claiming that. That doesn't look good.
Andy Prisella
What is that?
DJ Cruise
Dude, I've never seen anything like that my whole life. I swear, I couldn't even tell you what that is or that.
Andy Prisella
What is that?
DJ Cruise
I don't know. That looks like. Yeah, that's not real, Andy.
Andy Prisella
This is so real. This is real stuff. This is. I searched white people Thanksgiving.
DJ Cruise
Oh, so now we're eating Fancy Feast. That's what that is. That's Fancy Feast.
Andy Prisella
That's not fancy. The cat food.
DJ Cruise
That is Fancy Feast right out the can, man. It's still got the can shape.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. You know, I just. I don't get it, man.
DJ Cruise
The Internet lies.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, man, y' all be eating some weird stuff. Yeah, weird stuff that.
DJ Cruise
Come on, man. Nobody really eats stuff that looks like that that's not even cooked yet.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, listen, I searched it. That's what came up, you know?
DJ Cruise
Well, what do you. What happens when you search black people Thanksgiving?
Andy Prisella
This.
DJ Cruise
Ah, you do it. You already knew you were ready. Oh, man.
Andy Prisella
Yep, yep, yep.
DJ Cruise
I mean, I'd like pig's feet, too, if that's what I got served on Thanksgiving.
Andy Prisella
Pig's feet. Oh, man. Guys, welcome. Yeah, welcome to the show. Yeah, no, we got a good one, man. Got a lot of stuff happening as usual, though, and we got to dive into it. Yeah, we got it. We got to dive into it. Let's check in with the chat real quick before we get rolling. Chat is alive and well. Got Twitter, YouTube. Should we expand this?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I think we got to go everywhere, man.
Andy Prisella
I think so.
DJ Cruise
I don't know if people know who we are, dude. We're way ahead of everybody else.
Andy Prisella
It's true.
DJ Cruise
I think we're so far ahead, we get ignored sometimes, you know?
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Like it sounds crazy because we're so far ahead. And then it happens and then like everybody else, like, ah, don't just take the credit for. All I ever do is like, I watched the Internet. I'm like, dude, I said that like two years ago. White people Thanksgiving just means all the dads are there. That was a chat comment. That was not my comment.
Andy Prisella
That's wild.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Chat Participant
Burning says Andy's favorite dish is a whole can of whoop ass.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I like to serve, you know?
Andy Prisella
Exactly.
Chat Participant
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Well, pass.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
Chat Participant
Hey, I have my down moments, too.
DJ Cruise
Oh, they're not very.
Chat Participant
Happens. Happens. Ignore that.
Andy Prisella
Oh, man. All right, guys. Well, yeah, let's. Let's buckle up, man, cuz we got a lot to cover today. Again, we really appreciate you guys for joining us this beautiful evening. And let's get into it.
DJ Cruise
Let's do it.
Andy Prisella
Let's do it. We got headline number one, obviously. Big talk of the town. We got two National Guard troops that were shot near the White House in an ambush styled attack. Okay. With a suspect now in custody. Let's dive into it. Let's go into it now, be aware. I mean, this is still, there's still a lot happening. There's still a lot of information that's trying to come, you know, come up. Let's dive into what's what we know right now. So as of right now, time of this recording, a crazed gunman shot two National Guard troops in a cowardly ambush style attack, leaving them in critical condition just blocks from the White House on Wednesday. According to law enforcement sources and officials, the gunman rounded the corner and 17th and I streets outside the Farragut West Metro station in D.C. around 2:15pm Eastern Time before ambushing the pair of Guard members and opening fire, Metro Police Department Executive Assistant Chief Jeffrey Carroll said at a press conference. The armed soldiers who were patrolling the streets exchanged gunfire with the shooter and other guardsmen stationed nearby rushed to the area after hearing shots ring out. FBI Director Cash Patel. He declared that the bureau and its law enforcement partners would use, quote, all of our resources to make sure we find the purpose perpetrators responsible for this heinous act, vowing they will be brought to justice. This, this is the clip from from where it happened. Let's check this out.
FBI Official
Two of our brave members of the National Guard and Department of War were brazenly attacked in a horrendous act of violence. They were shot. They're in critical condition. As you can see behind me. We have assembled the full force of both the federal and state and local law enforcement agencies to bring bear all of our resources to make sure we find the perpetrators responsible for this heinous act. And make no mistake, they will be brought to justice. Since this is an assault on a federal law enforcement officer, this will be treated at the federal level as an assault on a federal office law enforcement officer. The FBI will lead out on that mission with our interagency partners to include the Department of Homeland Security, Secret Service, atf, dea. And we're thankful for the mayors assistance in this matter. The Metropolitan Police Department and their skills in investigating homicides and gun shootings in this city is exceptional. We will work together collaboratively because this is a matter of national security, because it's a matter of pride. President Trump has been informed. We've been in contact with the White House. We will shortchange the American public with no resources to make sure we find and safeguard our nation's capital right here in Washington, D.C. and and bring anyone responsible for this heinous act of violence to justice. I would lastly like to add to the American public and the world. Please send your prayers to those Brave warriors who are in critical condition and their families. They are here serving our country. They are here protecting everyday Americans and citizens around the world in our nation's capital. They are the heroes of this day, and we must remember them on this day and every day and their families and the sacrifice they have made.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Yeah. So that comes out. Now, the initial story that's, I guess, being, you know, told right now is that these two National Guardsmen, they were patrolling, they were ambushed by the shooter. The exchange, gunfire, and then other guardsmen stationed nearby rush to the area after hearing the shots ring out. One female guard was shot in the chest before the suspect, then shot her in the head, law enforcement sources say. And then he allegedly fired at a second guard before a third guard stationed nearby, Russian, and took him down. Now, the governor. These guardsmen were from West Virginia. And the governor, this has been causing some confusion out there because the governor very quickly put out this Tweet not even 30 minutes after the shooting, saying, quote, it is with great sorrow that we can confirm both members of the West Virginia National National Guard who were shot earlier today in Washington, D.C. have passed away from their injuries. So he put this tweet out, and then about, you know, 20 minutes later or so, he updated that, and they are not, at the time right now. They're not deceased. They are still in critical condition fighting for their lives. And he put out a, you know, a correcting tweet 20 minutes later or so. Now, videos have been going. Going around. This is a video. This is a clip from the apprehension of the suspect, allegedly. Let's check this out. So you can kind of see National Guardsmen, some law enforcement fighting with the guy on the ground. Okay, so the video comes out right now. There's been some updates, okay? One of those updates being that they have identified the suspect in the shooting and that apparently this guy is an Afghan national from Afghanistan who immigrated here from Afghanistan in August of 2021. His name is something pretty hard to pronounce. I'm not gonna lie.
DJ Cruise
Steve.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, we'll call him Steve. His last name is Laken Lackinwall. Okay, there we go, what he said. And he's in custody right now. I know that he was hospitalized and sent out, but, you know, it doesn't stop them from trying to paint a certain narrative before any of the information is even come to fruition. MSNBC is getting destroyed right now because of a, you know, a live broadcast that went out. This is what one of the anchors had to say, again, with very little information being Put out. This is the. This is the side that they decided to jump on. Let's listen to this. But of course, you know, there's so much controversy happening in the United States right now with ICE who are also wearing uniforms and wearing masks. And so there's, you don't know, people walking around with uniforms in an American city. There are some Americans that might object to that. And so apparently this shooting has happened.
DJ Cruise
No, motherfucker, there's no Americans that object to that. The people that object to it aren't fucking Americans anyway. What else?
Andy Prisella
No, I mean, dude, it just makes me think, right, because one of the biggest, big things that we've covered on the show, that that's been, you know, kind of. Kind of crazy. It's coming full circle here a little bit. But you have this trending name that they've given to those senators and congressmen. They call them the Seditious Six.
DJ Cruise
Right?
Andy Prisella
And I thought, I found this so funny that all of them almost immediately decided to jump on. And of course, they want to send out their hearts, you know, thoughts and prayers to these two National Guardsmen when just a few days ago they're calling, you know, for people to disobey lawful commands and building resentment between people and people who are following the lawful commands. Right.
DJ Cruise
No, this is a CYA on their ass.
Andy Prisella
100. Dude, it wasn't just locking. You got Mark Kelly in there.
DJ Cruise
They don't want to get roped into it.
Andy Prisella
It's their fault.
DJ Cruise
Well, I mean, in my opinion, there's a lot of people whose fault it is.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, I mean, let's talk about. I mean, because, dude, it's crazy. Now. Now to the seduction seditious 6. The FBI is reaching out and it's supposed to be doing an inquiry into the seditious sick. And Mark Kelly, he might be getting recalled and back to active service to get court martialed. All that stuff's moving, man. But it's just like y' all were better off not saying anything, you know what I'm saying? Like, I. Dude, I don't get it. I don't get it.
DJ Cruise
What do you mean you don't get it?
Andy Prisella
I. I don't get it. These people, because they call for the violence they call for, these people are.
DJ Cruise
Enemies of the United States. Yeah, it's perfectly understandable when you understand the perspective that they take. These people hate America. They are there to undermine America, to create a new system in America, to burn the old one down and replace it with an equitable system that has never worked in the history of humankind. Their job is not to represent you and me and everybody else. Their job is to get what they want. So if you think about what they're trying to do, it makes perfect sense.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's not just this situation, because, I mean, even since then, you got people doxing ICE agents. This just came out. It was another report, too, that even a DOJ employee has just been arrested, booked on terrorism and evidence tampering for doxing federal agents. Like, you're seeing this massive growth, you know, of people like these senators, like Senator Slotkin and Mark Kelly, you know, push out these statements, and then people are actually acting on it. You know what I'm saying? Now, I'm not saying that that's exactly what this situation was. Again, this dude is an Afghan national, right?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. He allegedly came over when they evacuated and withdrew from Afghanistan.
Andy Prisella
Right, right.
DJ Cruise
So.
Andy Prisella
So how do you get a gun?
DJ Cruise
I mean, how does it. How do criminals get guns? No, you know, they break the law. You know what I mean? It's interesting to me that Cash Patel stands there and says all these resources that they're going to, you know, let loose on this apparent act of terrorism when they withhold those same resources for anything that actually matters in solving the big problem. Sure, this guy deserves to be punished. Sure, he deserves to be punished publicly. And it should be capital punishment. He should get the death sentence. That is what should happen. And it likely will happen if it's a federal crime, because that's the law. Especially if one of them dies. But here's what I see when I look at this, okay? I see them ignoring the people who caused the problem and then addressing the little problem, okay? It would be like you have cancer and you're getting some, you know, wounds on your body because the cancer is eating it, and they want to treat the little wounds that are treating the cancer.
Andy Prisella
Right?
DJ Cruise
And when we look at what's happened here, this is a non US Citizen that should not be in the country under any circumstances whatsoever, who has just potentially taken the lives of two American citizens who. Who have families, who. Who are citizens who have the right to be here, who are doing their job. And these people aren't going to be there tomorrow for Thanksgiving. They. They might not be. They might not recover. Who knows?
Andy Prisella
Their families have changed forever.
DJ Cruise
Forever?
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Forever and ever. And this is the thing that I'm getting really tired of, and I believe that America is getting real, really tired of. No matter how much it's reported or not reported, we are sick and tired of people who should not be in this country causing harm to citizens in this country. We are sick and tired of people who are consistently violent being allowed to run free and rape and assault and murder American citizens For what? For what? For the will of people who are trying to get elected and they're trying to rewrite the election districts so that they can stay in power. Okay? So if you are wondering where any of these people lie morally, just understand that they're willing to exchange the lives of American citizens and the safety of American citizens for their own re election efforts, for their own political agenda, for their own in to the system. All right? These people do not give a about American citizens and they prove it every single day.
Andy Prisella
All right?
DJ Cruise
This, this here, this pisses me off dude, like real bad. And the fact that we don't have more outrage around the fact that these people are even in our country. There should be people should be protesting, writing their senators, making it known, speaking out that every single non citizen that's in this country illegally has to go. They ought to go. Okay? These are third world people that come from places that none of our American citizens will ever go voluntarily unless they're naive. And we bring them here and then we wonder why they act like savages. Well, they act like savages because they are savages. And they live in a country where savagery rules. They don't have civilization like we have it over here. And there is a misunderstanding with American citizens when it comes to thinking that everybody can be like us. No, everybody can't be like us. Not everybody's like us.
Andy Prisella
Nobody wants to be like us.
DJ Cruise
They don't want to be like us. They want our country to be like their country the that they came from. Okay? So this illusion and this delusional thinking that these people are going to come here from the third world and and somehow become refined citizens that respect the law and respect the customs and respect the culture is complete. And we see it every single day. Okay? Now we also see every single day people come from places willingly. They fill out the paperwork, they go through the process which makes them value their citizenship. Which means I don't want to mess with the culture here. I don't want to cause problems here. I want to come here because I believe in the prosperity and the potential of this country versus my own. Those people can come here and they've always come here and they've been welcomed with open arms. Ok? But when you bring people who are literal savages from other places, Africa, Asia, fucking Afghanistan and these Areas and shit. We're asking for trouble, dude. And this is, this is what we're dealing with. And not. Not there's outside of the, the, the ultra privileged people in this society, meaning the white, middle upper class, traditionally women. Everybody else wants these gone. They don't care if these people are here because they don't have to, like, they don't have to deal with it, right? So they vote for it over and over and over again. They don't, they don't have to deal with the, with these situations where they live. They don't have their neighborhoods being infiltrated with people who eat their motherfucking pets, okay? That shit ain't happening to them. They feel guilty because of how good their life is and they want to sound good at brunch to all their other friends and say, you know what? I'm such a good person, I, I want these people to come here. They're. They just want a better life. No, they don't want a better life. They want to bring the same life that they had there here. And we see it every single day. So until Americans rise up and say, these motherfuckers got to go, we're going to have a problem. And then there's a bigger problem to address here. Like I said with Cash Patel, why are you not aggressively going after the people who broke the law to allow these people in here? Why are you not doing that? Why are we not holding the people accountable for the biggest treasonous activity that's ever happened in this country, which is allowing 17 to 22 million military age males into this country illegally for the benefit of themselves? Okay, where. That's a treasonous act, bro. That is complete violation of, of their oath to serve and protect the citizens of this country. But you don't see Cash Patel or Trump or anybody saying, we're going to hold those accountable. Why is that? Because they want the chaos. They want, like I've said on the show over and over and over and over again, they want Muslims to be the, the main enemy. And they know that if they can get Americans and Christians to attack Muslims and vice versa, that nobody will notice who's actually pulling the strings to create all of this chaos. And, and we see it in, in the coverage of this today. I've seen so many people saying things like, the enemy's here. Okay? Yeah, they were. They've been here. Okay. I don't. Where were you the last four years? Right? They've been here, all right? Here today. And the enemy isn't Muslims. The enemy is just like in every other category of people, criminals and unproductive human beings who do not share the values of this country coming here and causing problem. Those are the fucking enemies. Okay? And then the bigger enemy is the people who allow it, who opened the door. So in my opinion, this is just an example of what they're trying to create so that we don't notice who's actually creating the problem. Does that make sense?
Andy Prisella
Absolutely, dude. Absolutely.
DJ Cruise
I mean, dude, I've been talking about this forever, dude. Christians and Muslims, Christians and Muslims, Christians and Muslims. It's no different than here in the country domestically. White versus black, white versus black, white versus black, Christians versus Muslims, Christians versus Muslims, Christians versus Muslims. You know, it's interesting because no one ever fucking talks about where this division comes from because it's not natural. It's not natural. People just don't naturally hate each other here. It's intentional and it's intentional division. An intentional narrative created so that we can never unite and we can never come together to point the finger at the real causing these problems.
Andy Prisella
You know, the only thing is like, because I got. Dude, I hear their argument that they're trying to. I mean, Andy. But like, okay, 22 million people, not every single one was. Is a bad person.
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy Prisella
You know, but the problem is when you have a system that allowed that many people to come in and we're not vetting any of them or like all it takes is one.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. And dude, they understand.
Andy Prisella
Know which one it is.
DJ Cruise
That's right. That's what I was getting ready to say. They understand that it's almost impossible to identify who's who. Dude, we're so close to a massive terror attack on this country.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Done in a. In a very guerrilla warfare style, similar to what happened in Israel allegedly in October 7th. OK. Where these people go door to door. They're activated, they go door to door and they just start killing people. And my prediction is that will be the next false flag. We will see A what? What a bigger attack could it be than if they activated people that were spread across the country as individuals to go door to door and just start shooting? Think of the chaos that that would create in this country. That I promise you that is the false flag that they're going to pull.
Andy Prisella
Man.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. It's not like I haven't been talking about this for years, dude. You know what I'm saying? So unfortunately, yeah, you could sit here and say, oh, well, there's some good people mixed in there. Yeah, there is. But you know what? They gotta go too, until we know for sure.
Andy Prisella
And they gotta track and we're vet them the right way.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy Prisella
I mean, that's how it's like go home. And people don't understand it. I think we should talk about it. I mean, the team's gonna get a little. But we have like, our team is diverse in that sense where we have two people who are naturalized citizens of this country that came. That took the time to go through the process.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
And we're not talking months, we're talking years.
DJ Cruise
What?
Chat Participant
Yes.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Both are Muslim.
Chat Participant
Yep.
Andy Prisella
You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's not like, this is not, you know, profound idea. Like we're not bigots. Like. No, just there's the right way to do it.
DJ Cruise
Speak for yourself.
Andy Prisella
Well, I mean, you. There's a right way to do this. There's a right way to do this and there's a wrong way to do it. And we just got done experiencing what the wrong way doing it.
DJ Cruise
We got a clean house. Yeah, bro, we got a clean house. People go home. I've been talking. You got to stay here.
Andy Prisella
That's right. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Dude, listen, we've been talking about this. I've been talking about this for years and years and years. The, the removal of these people is going to be very ugly.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
And it's going to be hard for people to stomach, especially the. The white upper middle class Karens that don't have to deal with anything. You know, I was thinking about this. Those same people vote for the worst economy, the worst economic atmosphere possible. And then they send their men out to try and earn a living in that atmosphere. It's like, dude, what the fuck are you guys thinking? Like they're voting against their own self interest every day so they can brag at brunch about how fucking moral they are. It's insane, dude. So. Yeah, man.
Andy Prisella
Well, obviously, like I said, I mean, this is a still developing situation and I'm sure more is coming out, man, but I mean, this sucks.
DJ Cruise
Well, my, my. Yeah, it does suck. It's.
Andy Prisella
I mean, these are two people. Like these families are changed from forever.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
And. And these aren't the first Americans who have been, you know, the quote unquote casualty, if you will, of these, you know, the last four or five years and the policies we've had. There's been plenty of Americans who have been American families that have been affected by this invasion. Dude, and, and it sucks, bro.
DJ Cruise
All the truck Crashes. We covered the murders, we've covered the rapes, we've covered the, the attacks. We've covered. These people are not compatible with the American culture that exists in this country. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get that through their heads. I, you know what it is? It's a bunch of people who've never been anywhere else.
Andy Prisella
That's what it is.
DJ Cruise
You know what I mean? They don't understand. You can't take someone who's lived their whole life a certain way and then just pick them up and move them over to this other location and expect them to change. Yeah, they are not going. They're going to, bro. If you ate ducks over there, you're going to eat them here. If you rape kids over there, you're going to do that here. If you're going to. If you kill people over there, you're going to do that here, which is what the fuck they do over there. Ok? So, dude, you know what, man? Every, every, every person, every person who voted and who cheers this, this importing of the third world is complicit in this attack, period. And the one. And all the murders and all the. You know what I'm saying? These people wouldn't be voting for that if it was their kid that got murdered.
Andy Prisella
No, no, no. Not only that, dude. It's just none of those people who, who are open and, and try to, you know, portray that virtuous narrative. Bro, open your doors.
DJ Cruise
Forge Athletics says that American first, America only or get the out. Yes, that is where the we are. It's America first. If you ain't about America, you're gone. That's. That is how we have to be. And unfortunately we haven't ever had to deal with that here in this country. But because of the treasonous people who made the decision to allow these. Not only do they make the decision, they forced you to fund it, you funded it, paid for these people, all of the people who pay taxes. You funded that. Coming here and shooting those people. How do you feel about that? I'm over it, dude.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments, man, what you guys think.
DJ Cruise
With.
Andy Prisella
That being said, let's cruise the chat.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, let's do it.
Andy Prisella
No new little graphic.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I got that little orange there. I don't know what I'm doing to it, but it don't look good. Looks like one of them. It looks like a little gay boner.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You know what I'm saying? Well, Gabe gave me that Drink.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, speaking of that, actually, we're gonna cruise the chat, but I had to pull it up, man. Skinny two Squaw, man. What happened, dude? You want to give the people, like, what. What was. What was happening here, dude?
DJ Cruise
You know what?
Andy Prisella
I didn't play by play. And people been getting on me because they're like, oh, did you.
DJ Cruise
I tried to.
Andy Prisella
I tried to stop it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's all right. Hey, man, it was funny. Listen, I'm trying to run the show, dude. You know, like, we got all these chats. I'm trying to give people their props.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Cruise
You know, you paid two bucks. I want to give you a little love, you know? So I gave it to the gay boner.
Andy Prisella
Well, skinny2swole is responsible for this. And he actually commented on the video after I posted. He says, the greatest prank of my lifetime.
DJ Cruise
Hey, that was pretty good, dude.
Andy Prisella
It's pretty.
DJ Cruise
Pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good.
Andy Prisella
Pretty good. And, dude, the people loved it. It was great. Josh Mox said Andy will turn down millions and millions for the podcast to be externally ad free, but we'll say gay bonus for two bucks.
DJ Cruise
Hey, everybody's got their price. Everybody's got their price. Mine happens to be two bucks.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, man. Let's check in with the chat, though, guys. What do you guys got going on right now? We got Thanksgiving tomorrow. How's everybody feeling out there? It's planted division.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it is. 100% manufactured division. 100%. 100%.
Chat Participant
A few minutes ago, Max Hammer in the super chat said. Which I want your response on. He said, Israel is probably behind most everything, but that doesn't change what Muslims are or the fact they're trying to take this country. They are here.
DJ Cruise
Okay? Just like we talk about it not being all Jews. You can't talk about Muslim extremists and think that represents all Muslims, right? It doesn't. Okay? Muslims are actually a very peaceful people who take no.
Andy Prisella
All right?
DJ Cruise
They actually share a place in their religion for Jesus Christ, just like Christians do. But you know, who does it, right? Okay, so when we think. And you got Ben Shapiro openly saying that on Joe Rogan, okay, yeah, we don't believe in Jesus. We think he was a scammer. We think he was a guy that was running a revolt on. On Rome and got killed like everybody else. Like. Like he's David Koresh, okay? And that's what they believe. And so we actually have a lot more in common with those people than we don't. And just, like, we have radical Right wing extremists who will literally say, you know, instead of saying, hey, we got to kick them out, they'll say, hey, we got to kill. They'll say, crazy. All right. Do you not think that Islam has those same extremists? They do. So it's very important that we don't buy into the propaganda that's been served to us for the last 40 years in this country saying that Muslims are the enemy. No, there's radical Muslims. And yes, their goal is to come to the country and have 70 kids to year two and take it over. Okay? That's why they got to go.
Andy Prisella
That's right. That's right.
DJ Cruise
All right.
Andy Prisella
That's right. So you're going to find extremism everywhere.
DJ Cruise
That's right. And we got to be, you know, like, dude, if I was, if I, you know, we'd be a lot more famous if I just said the crazy that everybody else says, you know what I'm saying? But we actually talk about reasonable solutions here. And, you know, another thing is that it's funny because nobody else talks about the way America should be or what we could do to fix it. All they do is cry and complain and about every single headline that's on the Internet. All right, here's the deal. If we want a better country, we got to start working towards a better country, all right? That means we got to do things different. That means we got to live at a higher standard. That means we got to become more intelligent, that become more healthy, more fit, better people. The culture is made up of individuals, and the quality of the individuals is the culture is going to be okay. And right now, if we're being honest, we have a culture that does not represent America values the way that it should and has in the past. We have to fix that. We fix that by the way that we live. By the way. I have something that solves that problem. And you're going to find out about it on December 7, okay? And if you want to find out about it, go to andyforcella.com forward/mfceo and get on the list because we're going to fix this at scale.
Andy Prisella
That's real, man. I want to read this comment real quick from Twitter. Josh Robert over on Twitter. Andy, what books you recommend all Americans read? Give me like a top three quick little man.
DJ Cruise
I think it's important for people to, to re. To read the Communist Manifestos. I think it's very important for people to understand how good communism sounds, okay? Because, like, when we talk about communism we look at history and we look at the effects of it and we look at what has happened historically, which has always ended in mass death, okay? Always, always, always, always. And the reason that it ends in mass death is because their policies don't work and they criticize anybody who criticize or stands against those or who represents anything they have to kill. And let me tell you something about good ideas, the best ideas in the world. You don't have to kill to get them to believe it. That's right. Okay? So that's the problem with communism. And I think people get very confused about what communism actually is and how people can fall into it. But if you actually go back and read like Karl Marx or the Rules for Radicals or any of these books, the Fourth Turning, you know, the Red Famine, if you read those books, you would understand how they bring people in, which would give you an idea of what's actually happening now. So. And dude, when you think about, like I read a poll today, or I think it was on Breitbart, that 40% of people under 40 want a democratic socialist elected president in 2028. Well, why is that? Well, here's why. Because they've made people intentionally poor. They made everything unaffordable. They have taken the American dream away from people to where they don't believe that it's even possible. And if you don't believe that the American dream is possible, which is pulling yourself up, making something of yourself, the only other attractive option is to have everything provided to you. Okay? So it makes perfect sense to me why so many young people see this as attractive. And if you were to actually read these books, you would understand that this little revolution they're trying to pull here, which they're going to fail at, okay, has been going on for the last hundred years and it's been going on fast for the last 20 years, specifically since 2001, September 11th, okay? That's when really changed. That's when they propagated these, this anti Muslim hate. You know, like, dude, I could go on and on, but the point is they've been manipulating and indoctrinating young people for the last 25 years and then on the, on the other side, making it harder and harder and harder for them to live. So you introduce a generation or two of unskilled people who believe in idealism and then you make the environment unlivable and the American dream unachievable, and then you get them to cheer for communism against everybody else who's ever made something of themselves in this country. That is the communist playbook, all right? They make rich people the enemy. They make people who do the things they're supposed to do in life and who have enjoyed the fruits of those things. The enemy saying that those people are taking from them, which is a complete lie. And these people are too stupid to look above that level and realize what's actually happening. So if you're asking what books to read, I would read all the books on communism. But I'm going to tell you right now, you better be of strong mind when you read it, because they're very convincing. And that's, that's why you have these people who seem to be somewhat intelligent falling for this. All right.
Andy Prisella
Dude, it's so crazy, man, because you look like we had Curtis Bowers on. This is another great thing, another great resource. People could look into agenda and agenda too. But like, you talk to him or, you know, or watch those. Like, it's so crazy how we went from a country, you know, in the 60s, 70s, where we hated communism, like, we took an actual, like, very prolific stance against it, to where now it's like, oh, yeah, Democrats, we call it something different. It's beautiful.
DJ Cruise
It's great. Yeah, but that was easy to do when there was a system of communism happening in the world. Listen, it's very easy when that, when we were kids, when I was a kid, it was very easy to see an example of communism because of what was going on in ussr. All right, so we were, we were shown the negative aspects. We were shown the bread lines. We were shown the suffering. We were shown the, the poverty. We were shown all of those things. There hasn't been. That hasn't existed since 1991.
Andy Prisella
Right.
DJ Cruise
So the, the people of that are 20 years old now. They think that's some fairy tale.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Oh, you know, they just did it wrong.
Andy Prisella
You say 19 anything, they think it's ancient, right? These kids are born in 2000, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, man. Yeah. So, yeah. And dude, round one says, yeah, be careful reading those, those documents. If you're easy, easily influenced. Yeah, you read Miles Little Red Book, bro. Like, if you read it with a, with a, with an understanding of what's going on, you're gonna. Dude, there's a lot of really good in there. Like, you're gonna be like, damn, that's profound. But then you read it with like, the understanding of them trying to manipulate the masses. And it's very clear, right? You have to read it with the right mindset because, dude, it's, it's convincing.
Andy Prisella
It'll get you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Isn't it weird how we never hear about Jewish extremism? Yeah, dude. That's because they delete everybody that does. Like I said, if you have, you know, great ideas, you don't have to silence people, which is their M.O.
Andy Prisella
Who'S your trucker?
Chat Participant
Do you feel like people are gonna wait and see what the NYC new mayor will do and if things turned out better than people think they will?
DJ Cruise
I think that's the plan. I think the plan is. I, I. Here's what I think the plan is. I think the plan is for them to advertise socialism and communism with Mandami and then help him on the backside with quote unquote, government funds capitalist policies so that the, the, the front facing label is socialism, communism. On the backside. They're going to supplement everything and make everything work so that they can convince people to elect someone into power versus them having to take over. Because I think they've realized that with our armed citizenship, this thing that they tried to pull with COVID the authoritarianism, the natural taking off of the mask, that isn't going to work here. So my opinion, my personal belief is that they are actually going to put this guy in power, help New York look really good, and then run this dude, as, you know, the socialist communist guy. And that's how, that's how they're going to get the power.
Andy Prisella
It does work.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Personally, as of today, that's what I think.
Andy Prisella
It's interesting too. They chose a state that has some of the most strict gun laws. Very limitless, a very low population of gun owners. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, make no mistake, bro. Yeah, like, I don't know. It's very, very intentional, man. Very intentional. Yeah, man. Guys, we appreciate you, though. Let's keep cruising. We got some more to cover. Headline 2. A little dramatic effect there. You like that? Yeah, yeah. Headline number two, let's go to Minnesota.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, Minnesota.
Andy Prisella
Minnesota. Don't they call it pop or some like that up there?
DJ Cruise
It is pop.
Andy Prisella
You don't call it pop.
DJ Cruise
I call it pop. I call whatever I want. I call it whatever. Whatever I feel like in the day, in the moment. Yeah, yeah, give me some of that.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You guys do too. Give me that red. Give me that. Give me that purple. Give me that one.
Andy Prisella
Oh, man. All right, time for the kids to go to bed. Yeah, send them out.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, there's lots more where that came from.
Andy Prisella
All right, guys, let's keep cruising. Headline number two, let's go to Minnesota. This is a Crazy little update. We just covered, like I want to say, last week, week before that, maybe. Minnesota judge overturns guilty verdict in $7 million taxpayer fraud case. Um, this is interesting, man. This. It's not interesting, actually. It's exactly what was gonna happen the whole time. Let's dive into this. Uh, you got a judge in Hennepin County, Minnesota, has overturned a guilty verdict in the case of a man accused of stealing $7.2 million from taxpayers. Uh, the case centered around Abdi Fada Yusuf, running a home healthcare company called Promise Health. From a mailbox. He and his wife, LOL Ahmed, were later charged with stealing the money via Medicaid over billing in the scam Car 11 reported on Monday. However, the outlet said, quote, despite the jury. All right, Jury of our peers swiftly convicting Yusuf. Judge Sarah west, this lady with the SSRI eyes last week decided that they got it wrong, overturning the verdict and issuing a judgment of acquittal. Absolutely insane. Now, defense attorney Joe Tamburino, who is not affiliated with the case, reviewed the decision and analyzed it for the Care11 news. He says the judge ruled that the state's case, quote, relied heavily on circumstantial evidence and that she believed the state didn't rule out other reasonable interferences. Despite the ruling, even Judge west wrote that she is, quote, troubled by the matter in which fraud was able to be perpetrated, perpetuated at Promise Health. Sounds like our arms were kind of twisted here because there's some, like. Listen, there's a lot of political capital up in Minnesota, lots of it. And it doesn't help when you got people like Representative Illinois and other Democrats defending all of these Somali immigrants and migrants who are doing all of this mass fraud. Dude. It's like we're talking hundreds, hundreds of millions of dollars. Hundreds of it.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's their culture, dude. That's why when you look at Somalia, it looks like we don't steal from our own, bro.
Andy Prisella
We know that's not a good thing.
DJ Cruise
Dude, during. When we were over there during the Mogadishu, okay? And we were sending. Un. Sending food. Food supply, okay? Over there, they were stealing the food, selling the food and not giving it their citizens and letting them starve. This. This scam that happens over there happens here. So, like, this is another cultural thing, all right? And. Dude, and that's more identity politics, all right? It's not about the rule of law anymore. It's about what race you are.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be the judge who. Yeah, you Know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Because she knows you're gonna get the backlash, you know?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right. She, she, she's doing that because she doesn't want to get the backlash. Well, it's two, it's two things. It's. It's one, she's either completely bought into that white guilt. Okay. Or two, she's getting pressure from the overwhelming Somali community where she lives to just pretend that these people aren't doing these things.
Andy Prisella
They're not doing it. They're not doing it. But yeah, let's check in with Illinois, dude. Because she's very vocal for her fellow countrymen. Let's check this clip.
DJ Cruise
Because if you believe in law and order, you understand that if a person commits a crime, they face, they face justice and that you don't put that crime on a whole community. What we also know is that there is not a single evidence that the president or his coonies have put forth that there are any single reason, source from taxpayers in Minnesota that has gone to aid and abate terrorism.
Andy Prisella
Which is crazy.
DJ Cruise
That's not true.
Andy Prisella
Because it's not true.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Andy Prisella
And actually, like, literally, I want to say about an hour before we sat down to start this live stream, bro, the 70th. 70th. 8th. 78th. That was hard. 78th. Okay. Somali just got locked up for being a part of like, bro, the total is at almost $800 million.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay. Of Minnesota taxpayer dollars. That is literally. It ain't going back to Minnesota.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
And ain't going to.
DJ Cruise
It's going to fund terrorism.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. It ain't going to pop.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
It's just crazy.
DJ Cruise
Listen, dude, this woman should not be in Congress. There should be zero people. Zero people in any elected office, any judicial seat, anything that are not natural born American citizens, period. Period.
Andy Prisella
What's your take on that, bro? Because again, you're a naturalized American, Right. You love this country. You know, you don't have no bombs and nothing like that.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, sorry, dude.
Andy Prisella
No, I mean, but like, let's talk.
DJ Cruise
Sorry, dude.
Chat Participant
I agree. Yeah, I agree. If any government, Government position, every federal position should be natural US Born citizens. Yeah, I agree. And I've lived in this country for more than 11 years and I have that standpoint.
DJ Cruise
Dude, you moved here for American culture.
Chat Participant
Absolutely.
DJ Cruise
So how the are we going to have American culture when we're allowing people from other cultures to make the policy decisions? Real. Okay. So, yes, that's real. Most naturalized, you know, immigrants that come here would say the same.
Chat Participant
Correct. And to your, you didn't move here.
DJ Cruise
To fucking have the same shit you had over there.
Chat Participant
Absolutely. Moved here for good.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Chat Participant
To your point earlier, people like this is. It's what's tarnishing the name of the whole community.
DJ Cruise
Right.
Chat Participant
It's. It's people like her.
DJ Cruise
I know she thinks she's standing up for everybody when in reality she's creating a ton of fucking hate for her own people.
Chat Participant
Exactly.
DJ Cruise
Listen, dude, there's going to come a time and it's going to be soon where there's going to be an American versus the immigrant situation.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Or whatever. Illegal immigrant situation.
Andy Prisella
American versus migrant.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen and it's gonna have to happen. It's gonna have to happen if the government doesn't do what there's. What they said they're gonna do.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Because otherwise we won't have a country. There will be no America.
Andy Prisella
And here's the other thing, dude.
DJ Cruise
Like, why are we letting people who come from other places who clearly Omar has said a number of times her allegiance is to Somalia and Somali people. Why are we letting people like this be elected? Why is that even allowed? That makes zero sense. Or any country that makes zero sense.
Andy Prisella
I know, let's just say that. But I mean, here's the thing, dude.
DJ Cruise
It doesn't matter if they come from England, bro.
Andy Prisella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
There's no bangers and mash here, bro.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Cook that in your own home.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy Prisella
But you're not about to force me to do it.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Andy Prisella
I don't want that unseasoned.
Chat Participant
It's the same thing as somebody comes in here as an entry level job and then they demand you that they want to be on the board for the company decisions.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Chat Participant
It's the same thing. Makes no sense.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. And if you don't, you're racist.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
You know, if you don't, you're a bigot.
Andy Prisella
You hate Somali people.
DJ Cruise
I mean, are there other countries that allow American citizens to be a part of their government?
Chat Participant
I don't think so.
DJ Cruise
Why are we the only open door here? Why are we the only people who actually don't have their own country?
Andy Prisella
Open door.
DJ Cruise
Okay, no, hold on.
Andy Prisella
Off the hinges.
DJ Cruise
We don't have our own country. We don't have our own country. That's what people don't understand. We don't have it because anybody's allowed to be an elected official here. Anybody's allowed to come here, whether they come through the. The proper Channels or they don't. Okay. We're not the dumpster for the rest of the world to send all their.
Andy Prisella
To, bro, let me ask you this because, like, you just made me think of something, dude. Like, when I was growing up, like, I knew a few local congressmen and stuff, right? I used to look up, like, I'm like. Like, it used to feel like that was a noble. A noble thing. Like, oh, you're a public servant. You're a congressman. Like, that's pretty cool. Like, you know, people voted for you, they trust you. But now, dude, it's like, it's come like, I don't know. I'm asking, like, did that. Did you ever have the same view? Like, did you. Was there a point in time where you're like, damn, we do have good people representing our country. When. And what made it kind of flip, you know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
I still think we have a few good people. I think. I think we've got people like Eric Schmidt and Andrew Bailey, who.
Andy Prisella
I mean, I used to think it was way more good than. Than bad, and now I.
DJ Cruise
No, I don't believe that.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. I don't. I don't believe that's been the case. I. I believe that there wasn't as much available information back then. I think all this corruption and all these things has always existed, which is why politicians have always had the reputation of being slimy dirtbags.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Because they're willing out. They're willing to sell out their own citizens that they're. He took an oath to protect and serve for dollars. You know, if you. If you eliminate. If you create term limits, you make them abide by the. The laws that they create. You do not give them any special privileges. You do not allow them to take money from a lobby. All of these people would leave. They'd all leave, and we would be replaced by people who actually care about fixing the country.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
You cannot care about fixing America and take money from foreign governments at the same time.
Andy Prisella
All right?
DJ Cruise
To make policy decisions. You can't do that. That's a conflict of interest. So you're telling me that every single Israeli dollar, every single Chinese dollar, every single. Whoever. Qatari dollar that comes into the United States for one of these people, you're telling me that their interests align with the American citizens?
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Okay, so these people are elected to represent us and make decisions on our behalf. So in my mind, maybe it's not the technical definition of treason, but it certainly isn't what the fuck it's supposed to Be.
Andy Prisella
No, no, dude. Another weird thing up in Minnesota, too. Is the mayor up there, right? Jacob Fry is his name. This guy? Have you.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mean that dude that was it got yelled at and spit on during BLM by his own people?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen this.
DJ Cruise
Jacob Fry. Dokimagalada, Minneapolis. Damaan, Shahabka, Somalia, Kayamid, Mogadishu, Ghettoe, Hargeza, Bosasso, Bedabo, Kismayo. He can go with him out of here, man. Oh, well, he can go with him anyway. You know what else, dude? Here, this guy's a perfect example because I've seen this guy a number of times. He really does feel like we've covered him on the show.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, this.
DJ Cruise
Okay, if you want to see what I'm talking about, here's a young guy who has got himself in the position of mayor. There's no possible way in his mind that he doesn't understand that he is betraying his own American citizens by doing the things that he's doing, but he's willing to do it because of what it might get him down the road. Politics is not a career. It is an act of service. It is an act of service. And the fact that these people can get rich doing it is 90% of the problem. So we have to eliminate that. That funnel of cash to these people some way somehow, probably never going to happen without an actual revolution. But if we want a real government that actually represents the people, then there cannot be a conflict of interest of any source.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, it's crazy, man. That's crazy. I did see too, the Trump, he put out a. You.
DJ Cruise
You. You start compensating these people. You start compensating these people like you would a sales team. It'd be complete different thing. Okay, hey, if we balance the budget and we got a surplus, you get a bonus. If we don't, you're fired.
Andy Prisella
Eat what you kill.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, like, dude, it would fix everything. Would you have a problem with them getting a bonus if every. If the economy was great, food was cheap, gas was cheap.
Andy Prisella
Not that big of a bonus, but not okay.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but I mean, like, you know.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
I mean, these guys are making tens of millions of dollars, if not hundreds.
Andy Prisella
Right?
DJ Cruise
But I mean, I think a reasonable bonus on. On that, you know, they could still make, you know, a few million dollars. You know what I'm saying? That's a way to do it. But ideally, the way to do it is to cut it off. The problem is, is you're not going to have people that want to go do it because it's more profitable to be out here in the real world.
Andy Prisella
They're not going to vote against their own right.
DJ Cruise
Nobody does. Nobody votes against their own interests. Except ignorant people that don't understand reality, which happens to be the upper middle class of America. The rich people of America who do not have to touch any of the shit based upon the things that they vote for. Their life doesn't change, okay? These people sitting at brunch with their pinkies up and their fucking champagne and their little bowl of berries and their 72 avocado toast, all right? These don't have to deal with any of this. All they care about is feeling good about how they voted morally. And it's not even real morality, because if you sent any of these immigrants to any one of their houses and said you have to house them, the answer would be no. So they're totally full of. It's no different than all these fat activists saying that being fat is the best thing in the world. Except now they're all skinny because they got on zempic. That's right. Okay, so they're all full of.
Andy Prisella
That's right, bro.
DJ Cruise
Listen, dude, you shouldn't be able to vote in this country if you don't have an active tax return individually. If you don't have a tax return individually, you shouldn't have a vote. And I don't give a. If you're fifteen or a thousand fifteen. If you pay taxes and you pay in, you can have a say. If you don't pay in and you only take you, that is how it should be. People who don't have a tax return who are American citizens who are on government assistance and don't pay in should not have a vote into how things go. I don't understand how that's not understood.
Andy Prisella
Yep. Let's start a poll. We got a poll going. Tax return to vote yes or no. Get the poll running out there.
DJ Cruise
Look, dude, I got ideas, bro. I don't. I don't. Just about the headlines. I got a plan. It starts. Well, I can't say that. Kicked off the Internet.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Poll Tax return to vote.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. All the people vote no. Are the people that. That. That don't work.
Chat Participant
There were two legitimate questions regarding this topic.
DJ Cruise
All right, let's see it seen in.
Chat Participant
The comments right now. Yeah, but over. Over time on our shows. First one was, what if it's a wife who's supporting the bread earner in the house and they're like two kids or Three kids and she's taking care of it.
DJ Cruise
Then you have a household vote.
Chat Participant
Okay, there you go.
DJ Cruise
Then the man votes.
Chat Participant
That's, that's the.
DJ Cruise
Or, or vice versa. If it's the woman that pays the money and the dad stays home, then they make the decision together.
Chat Participant
Okay, and the second one was, what if the person has served in the military or has had 50 years of jobs and now they are on Social Security and they're at home? What's your take on that?
DJ Cruise
You know, we'd have to talk about it. I don't have the answer right now, but I think that's a valid question.
Chat Participant
Those are the only two, but I.
DJ Cruise
Think we can all agree that somebody from another country. Oh, of course that's not a citizen should go to fucking jail forever if they vote in our elections. I think we can all agree that people who are on EBT, who don't do anything but collect EBT in this country shouldn't have a say in how the money. Because that's how socialism and communism gets into power. They, they, they impoverish people to the point where most of the people are impoverished and have no hope. And then they get those people to vote for all the empty promises that communism provides.
Chat Participant
So to your point earlier, do you have said that EBT should have a limit six months?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it should.
Chat Participant
You can't be on that for years.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right, it should.
Andy Prisella
All right, the bill, the motion on the table has passed.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right. And in our America, that's how it's going to be. That's what we're going to start doing. We're going to start building real policies so that when we run for president a couple years, everybody knows what they're getting.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
That's the first thing they're getting.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
Well, that's not the first thing, but.
Andy Prisella
It'Ll be on the short list.
DJ Cruise
There's going to be some Vlad the Impaler going on to start up the big show. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Prisella
I love this meme. Yeah, look at me.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's exactly right. No, you're not.
Andy Prisella
No, you're not, bro. You see the similarity?
DJ Cruise
Dude, Listen, I'm. Listen, why do they always got. Why do they got big heads? No, let's not get why their heads so big.
Andy Prisella
We can't get into that.
DJ Cruise
Why?
Chat Participant
That's a separate episode.
DJ Cruise
Well, they got a 67 IQ collectively. That's a fact. What's the IQ of Somalia? The average IQ of Somalia. Look it up. It's 67. That's below. That's below mentally retarded. Look it up.
Chat Participant
I'm looking it up right now. And you are correct.
DJ Cruise
That's right.
Chat Participant
68 to approximately 90.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, well, no, that's.
Andy Prisella
That's gracious. That's what that is.
Chat Participant
It's a range. Yeah, spectrum.
DJ Cruise
Well, you know, they got to be not very smart when they try to take over a tanker with a rowboat.
Andy Prisella
They don't give no.
DJ Cruise
You gotta admire the ambition, bro.
Andy Prisella
They got some tenacity.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
They got some balls.
DJ Cruise
Hey, man, listen. That's not racist. That's fact. No, that's fact. You think with all that big head, they have a higher cue?
Andy Prisella
What? Alligator. So angry, bro. This show.
DJ Cruise
This ain't called lie af. It's called real af.
Chat Participant
It's funny because it's true.
Andy Prisella
No cut of sandals. You're wrong.
DJ Cruise
Hey, man. Oh, listen. Those people belong in Somalia. The end.
Andy Prisella
Yep, motion has been laid.
DJ Cruise
And you know what? We're not setting no more either. Ever. We're going to take care of our people. We're going to take care of our people that are homeless. We're going to take care of American citizens that serve in the military that are homeless, that suffer from all kinds of disabilities, fighting brother wars that are manufactured, that don't even benefit our country. How about that?
Andy Prisella
I'm with it.
DJ Cruise
I'm tired of it, dude.
Andy Prisella
I'm with it, bro. I'm with it. Guys, we gotta keep cruising, though.
DJ Cruise
Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble.
Andy Prisella
Let's get to headline three, man. This is. This is another wild story.
DJ Cruise
Was going to try to keep the f bombs down today, bro. I'm sorry.
Andy Prisella
No, we're doing all right.
DJ Cruise
I got my F bomb monitor over here. He looks like he's having a freak out. Gilbert's over there sweating, dude. He's like. It's getting high. We got a lot of show left.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, man. Let's get to our third and final headline, though. This is a. This is crazy story.
DJ Cruise
I was going to try to keep it civil for Thanksgiving, man.
Andy Prisella
Well, listen, you just wait for this one. In the spirit of Thanksgiving. Yeah, okay. We. We know. We're gonna.
DJ Cruise
You know.
Andy Prisella
You guys gonna have some.
DJ Cruise
Dude, I just want our own country, man. I want America to be America. There's nothing wrong with that. I don't want it to be. If I wanted it to be Afghanistan, I'd go live in Afghanistan.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
If I wanted to be in. I wanted it to be Somalia or some Sort of, you know, Third World shit. I'd go play in the dirt. My back fucking yard, man. I don't want to do that. Neither do you. What?
Andy Prisella
That's great.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Well, that's great. No, I love it. I love it. I love it. We got to keep cruising, though. Andy, I got one more for you. Okay. In the spirit of Thanksgiving. Okay. We know that there's going to be some interesting family members at tables.
DJ Cruise
Put this shit on tomorrow.
Andy Prisella
This will be a great debate topic right as you're carving the turkey. Okay? Headline three reads, transgender athlete was very dishonest, says World's Strongest Woman.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, they're all dishonest. They're dishonest to themselves.
Andy Prisella
Now pass the damn mashed potatoes.
DJ Cruise
I'm a woman. No, you not.
Chat Participant
You have to have an IQ of at least 200 to understand.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, dude. Oh, man, that's a really big dick for female athlete, man. Like, what the. Bro, what are we doing? Why do we. What are we living in.
Andy Prisella
Dude, it's crazy.
DJ Cruise
It's almost like I'm getting to the point where I'm, like, actually glad this is happening while I'm alive because it's fucking insane, bro. Like, this is the most insane shit. I never thought an entire. I. I would have. Dude. Dude, I would have bet every single thing that I've ever owned and ever accomplished in my entire life that we would never, ever, ever, ever get to a point where people legitimately accept a dude dressed in a woman's clothes and literally say, that's a woman. Like, and argue with you and say that it's. They're equal and they can compete in sports. Like, that is the most insane shit you could possibly think of. I would have bet everything that that would never happen. Like, think about this. We argue about this.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. 19 year old trying to tell them this.
DJ Cruise
We argue about this for the last seven to 10 years. We've argued as a culture as how stupid are we?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you wouldn't believe that, just wait till you learn that. You know, the migrants come over and eat ducks.
DJ Cruise
So it's like. It gets crazy, bro. My ducks. I walked up to the duck coop last night. They were having a little conversation about how to. Defensive tactics. You know, they see DJ and they start running.
Andy Prisella
They do. They start quacking. Yeah.
DJ Cruise
They're like. They're like, he's gonna eat us. I'm like, no, he's one of the good ones.
Chat Participant
Any two tones darker than you. It's danger.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro.
Andy Prisella
Right here is. I mean, I Thought we were over this.
DJ Cruise
I thought.
Andy Prisella
I thought we were past it. You know, I heard, you know, the.
DJ Cruise
Boxer lady dude didn't goo bust this out.
Andy Prisella
I think so. Yeah. It's been. It's been a good talk, man. It's been a big talk. Let's dive into it. A British athlete crowned the world's strongest woman says she was robbed of her winning moment after it emerged. The original champion was a transgender dude woman who was ineligible to complete.
DJ Cruise
The headline should read, the original champion was a dude dressed up as a girl and he lied and said he was a woman. And now we're taking his shit, use his own barbell.
Andy Prisella
You know.
DJ Cruise
Dude, it's insane.
Andy Prisella
Well, dude, like. Like the crazy thing is. So what made this crazy was.
DJ Cruise
No, dude, you know how it came into power, how this. This happened. Because people are polite. No, I don't. I don't want to say anything.
Andy Prisella
I want to fend nobody.
DJ Cruise
I don't want to rock the boat, motherfuckers. If you don't rock the boat there, you're going to be no boat, bro.
Andy Prisella
Well, what made this really start going around was because this was at the world. The woman. The world's strongest woman competition, right? And it was a video, very short clip I got. It's 12 seconds. I was posted. And you see, you know, they're at the podium, right? Let's check this clip. This is. This is what, like what got going, okay, this right here, check this out. So the lady, the. The lady on the left here, she's like, this is.
DJ Cruise
That is. She walked off.
Andy Prisella
She like. It's like she knew it, right? And then as things got, you know, started digging into it, that's when it came out. That. Oh, yeah, like that. That's. That's a dude.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. And look, go back to that picture. Look how. Look at the fucking dude. Like, here's what I don't understand, okay. How pathetic of an individual are you to be a man, say you're a woman, and then go compete in women's sports and then pretend like you're the actual champion, like legit celebrate like that. Look at the. Look at that. Look at the way that person is standing there. They think they really won something.
Andy Prisella
He's really proud of that.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Super proud of is.
DJ Cruise
It is. I feel sorry for that woman.
Andy Prisella
Well, I mean, dude, it being the Internet, it didn't take a long time.
DJ Cruise
I believe that goo busted the story. It is, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, it didn't take a long time for, you know, for. For the Internet to Do its thing.
DJ Cruise
Look how they. Look how it's got its. You know, that's. It's so conveniently tied. Hide its big old hairy Jacob.
Chat Participant
Jacob in super chat says trans athletes have gabe owners.
Andy Prisella
Well, look, so. So this picture went around.
DJ Cruise
Look how much bigger she is than ever. He.
Andy Prisella
See, they got you.
DJ Cruise
No, they didn't get me.
Andy Prisella
They got you, okay?
DJ Cruise
They got me. They got you. Look how much bigger that dude is. There's a dude in the pool.
Andy Prisella
There's a dude in the pool. Well, bro, it didn't take long for the Internet to do its thing because, you know, like, you look at this picture, it's like, dude, I've seen this before, right?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, yeah, man, I've seen it. Yeah, dude. Yes. Yeah. South park is like, dude, literally the strong woman competition. Did you. Did you put that on there?
Andy Prisella
No, this is a straight, like, screen. It's real.
Chat Participant
It's real.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man, it's crazy. Yeah, well, you know, it's crazy. Those people should be shamed into being so embarrassed for what they did.
Andy Prisella
Here's the thing.
DJ Cruise
The problem is they don't have any shame.
Andy Prisella
They have zero shame.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
And here's. Here's the crazy. Like this how, you know, it's. It's real BS though, right? So this. This dude gets up here. He's. He goes around saying he's a woman. He had the entire strong woman competition completely fooled. They made a statement saying they.
DJ Cruise
And they.
Andy Prisella
Listen, I will say this. They did address it very quickly.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
They took this dude out of the leaderboards, took all of its stats down, right? They.
DJ Cruise
They.
Andy Prisella
They corrected the situation. All right? But this dude, okay, this dude. This dude going around seeing his woman. However, he has a polygamous relationship with three other women.
DJ Cruise
Are there. Are they dude women or are they women women? I don't know. That looks like, I don't know, Woman, women.
Andy Prisella
So.
DJ Cruise
Hold on.
Andy Prisella
You want to see this thing? Do some bath salts real quick. I got a video.
DJ Cruise
So, I mean, let's be real. We're all lesbians on the inside, right? Like, all of us dudes, we're lesbians on the inside. You know what I'm saying? So this person just went the full get up.
Andy Prisella
That's some, like a mirror level trolling right there. That's what that is.
DJ Cruise
Yep. You know, check this clip real quick. It's interesting how attractive these people always are.
Andy Prisella
Dude, check this clip.
DJ Cruise
Nobody will touch my wiener. Our bear down steel frost zone smelling salts. This is the one I'm using on come Efficient.
Andy Prisella
I'M just going to test it once and.
DJ Cruise
Oh, dear. And then.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, no problem opening. There's no osg.
DJ Cruise
That's not how you do. The man came out there. First of all, dude, give this dude.
Andy Prisella
A jar of pickles, bro.
DJ Cruise
Don't do smelling salts like that. You like.
Andy Prisella
Do you see that grip straight through. That's a strong. That grip strength. Oh, that's a strong ass, dude.
DJ Cruise
It'S. Man, I thought it was over too, dude.
Andy Prisella
I thought it was.
DJ Cruise
I thought people were done with this. I thought we were.
Andy Prisella
I really thought we were. But then, dude, it gets.
DJ Cruise
This is England, right?
Andy Prisella
This is. Well, so the, the, the. This, this. He's American.
DJ Cruise
Oh, really?
Andy Prisella
Yeah, it's the world's strongest woman, right? So he's American. What's his. What's his full name? Here, real quick, what's his name? So the, the. Jamie. Jamie Booker.
DJ Cruise
Jamie Booker.
Andy Prisella
Jamie Booker. That's the dude's name. And then Andrea, Andrea Thompson was the actual woman that you see. How do you say that, Andre? Andrea. How did I say.
DJ Cruise
How do you say it?
Andy Prisella
Andrea.
DJ Cruise
Andrea.
Andy Prisella
Andrea.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we say Andrea.
Andy Prisella
Oh, well, she's black, so I'm sure it's on. Andrea.
DJ Cruise
Why do you got to say. What do you mean? That sounds racist.
Andy Prisella
Does it something.
DJ Cruise
Anyway. Wood chipper.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. No, 100. But dude, I thought I did. I really did think this was over, man.
DJ Cruise
That clogged the wood chipper. We had one of them industrial ones with tracks and listen, I'm over it, dude. I'm over it. I don't care if you want to dress up as a woman and go to the drag clubs like they all did in the 80s and 90s and early 2000s, and yeah, everybody was cool. There was a place for it. Even if you went out to a regular bar around other adults, you know, most people were very accepting. And, you know, it's unfortunate because these people doing this have really set back the agenda of the regular gay and lesbian community, you know, and it's sad because those people have. Have endured a lot of. A lot of trying to just be normal human beings and have the rights that normal people have. And these people have come in and stirred all this up to where now the people who were like me, who was like, yeah, everybody, come on in, you know, let's. Now I'm like, wait a minute.
Andy Prisella
No, no.
DJ Cruise
You know, and it pisses me off.
Andy Prisella
Bro, because you see these women, they work their asses off.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, bro. It's not right.
Andy Prisella
They work their asses off.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
To. To be to get to the top of the top of their sports, man. And to see fucking Jamie here. Jimmy. Who? Jamie. Who has a Jimmy? There you go.
DJ Cruise
Jamie's Jimmy.
Andy Prisella
Fucking just come in, bro. Like, that's not okay. There's nothing about this that is okay.
DJ Cruise
It's not. It's not even okay. It's disgusting. It's pathetic.
Andy Prisella
And he's proud, dude.
DJ Cruise
No. Yeah, well, you know. And unfortunately, you know. Yeah, they corrected it. Yeah, they. They switched it all up. But that woman doesn't get her moment.
Andy Prisella
She still got the trophy.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, it's. Man.
Andy Prisella
You know, like, dude, it's crazy, but I did think we were over this, and then I saw this. NFL's first transgender cheerleader makes claim about Panthers departure cut because I'm trans.
DJ Cruise
Probably. Probably. Yeah, probably. Probably. Probably. Probably.
Andy Prisella
It didn't work, dude. Yeah, it didn't work, bro. Didn't work.
DJ Cruise
Don't worry. Roger Goodell will make them the MVP of the league and sign him to a. There you go. So.
Andy Prisella
Damn, that was quick, dude. Usually it's like, couple, like a week delay before.
DJ Cruise
Well, who's that?
Andy Prisella
That's the. The trans cheerleader.
DJ Cruise
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, Roger Goodell is the most bend over, you know, politically fucking progressive turd that there is ever in the NFL.
Andy Prisella
And why do they do this with the names, too, right? You go from Justin to Justine.
DJ Cruise
Well, what would you pick?
Andy Prisella
I mean, I wouldn't be picking anything. Andy.
DJ Cruise
What?
Andy Prisella
Why would you just try to do that?
DJ Cruise
I'm just saying.
Andy Prisella
You just try to do that.
DJ Cruise
Oh, no.
Andy Prisella
Hey, flag him and play.
DJ Cruise
Oh, man. Is that it?
Andy Prisella
That's. That's. Whoa.
DJ Cruise
That's a big dude. That is a big dude. I'd like to see his lifts. Do. We got his lifts. We got his totals.
Andy Prisella
No, they took him down already. I couldn't find them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DJ Cruise
Well, you probably did get cut because you're trans, bro.
Andy Prisella
Probably.
DJ Cruise
Sorry.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, it is what it is.
DJ Cruise
I'm sorry, dude. I mean, people don't want to see that. An NFL audience certainly doesn't want to see it.
Andy Prisella
DJ's name would be Dejana. Djaina. Andy. Wait, they got you. Adriana.
DJ Cruise
No, it'd be Andrea.
Andy Prisella
Andrea. That's right. There you go. There you go. Davina chokes and I'm just saying, man, like, it's.
DJ Cruise
You know, these people. These people that do this are pieces of.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, okay.
DJ Cruise
Like, real talk. I'm not saying, you know, if you. Like I said, you want to be. You want to go to the bars and you want to go out and you want to be in that life. Cool. Stay out of sports and stay out of kids schools.
Andy Prisella
Okay?
DJ Cruise
That's where the problem started.
Andy Prisella
Let me ask you this. Should we show. Okay, what is the solution? Obviously, keep them out. Can we just create a whole new league?
DJ Cruise
Like, we already got leagues that people don't watch. Just saying.
Andy Prisella
I'm just saying.
DJ Cruise
I'd probably.
Andy Prisella
I would watch it. I'd watch it and I'd put a couple of parlays up, you know what I'm saying? Because that shit's gonna get interesting, you know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
You got Justine versus Jamie. Some gonna get crazy out there.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
But no, keep in mind. Okay, guys, stop with the names for me, please. Yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, Start their own league. Put them in their own league. No, I'd bet on it.
DJ Cruise
How about. No. How about just stay the out. Here's what I'm tired of. I'm tired of the entire country in the entire civilization having to bend over backwards and create all these new rules and all these new things and say all these things for a.04% of the population. Like, that's insane. And they shamed everybody into saying anything. There's nobody that thought this was a good idea. Nobody ever thought there was a. It was good for these people to go into a woman's restroom again. It was. People who don't even go in public, they don't go to Target, they don't go to Walmart, they don't go to places making decisions about these things that don't affect them. It's insane, dude.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, I like Matthew Bergdorf's comment. How about men be men?
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
I mean, but we gotta get that. We gotta get that atrazine out the water. Definitely help, guys. We do appreciate you, though. Yeah, we appreciate you. Let's get to our final segment. As always, though, we'll do some chat at the end. Absolutely. I think if you guys are watching at home today on Thanksgiving, I got some extra for you guys to discuss over Thanksgiving. These guys should be at the dessert time now, so thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Headline reads, gay sheep wool used to create couture fashion because homosexuality is part of nature. Designer claims no, it's not part of.
DJ Cruise
Nature because they would die off. The species would not exist if it was part of nature.
Andy Prisella
Bro, listen to this crazy shit. Ok?
DJ Cruise
What? How is that not like. How do we not understand that?
Andy Prisella
Wait, so if you dig up. If you bury a dude sheep. All right, A male sheep. Okay. And you dig his bones up. You know, 100 years from now, you'll be able to tell that that was a male sheep.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, but that's not my point. My point is, is that that's a part of nature. Then nature will cease to exist because it can't reproduce. So I don't. This is just more propaganda.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, well, this guy's in tune with these gay sheep apparently. Like what, what, what, what is the. What sound? What sound does a gay sheep make?
DJ Cruise
How the do I know?
Andy Prisella
Bye.
DJ Cruise
We gotta end the show.
Chat Participant
Who wants to be the co host in the chat?
DJ Cruise
Yeah. So guys, looking for a new co host. Yeah.
Chat Participant
That's gonna be a clip. It's gonna be a clip.
DJ Cruise
Oh, yeah.
Andy Prisella
Okay. All right, so let's dive into this.
DJ Cruise
Man, you thought of that joke all day.
Andy Prisella
Fresh off the dome. Yeah, fresh off the dome.
Chat Participant
How do you even find out that the sheep are gay?
Andy Prisella
Well, the, the, the. There's a whole thing to it.
DJ Cruise
Let's hear it.
Andy Prisella
There's a whole thing to it.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Andy Prisella
It's a science.
DJ Cruise
So, so they take the defective sheep, right?
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
And they, they say it's luxury.
Andy Prisella
That's right.
DJ Cruise
That's some good marketing.
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Well, there's actually some points to this woke couture. It's coming for our closets. Wool from sheep that prefers same sex partners debuted at New York Fashion show earlier this month. It's common practice reforms to coal rams or male sheep that refuse to mate with used their female counterparts. This grizzly reality inspired Schmidt. That's a very unique Schmidt spelling there to create the sex positive threads, effectively saving the homosexual rams from potentially unnecessary slaughter.
DJ Cruise
Well, how do you know that just because they won't mate with the ooze that they're gay?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. What if it just was?
DJ Cruise
What if they're just ugly ooze?
Andy Prisella
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
DJ Cruise
What if they're just a bunch of skanks?
Andy Prisella
It was ran through.
DJ Cruise
Yeah. Nobody wants them ooze. Ew. You know what I'm saying?
Andy Prisella
Yeah. Like he's.
DJ Cruise
Maybe he's just got high standards. Now we're gonna call him gay.
Chat Participant
So with that logic, every male who doesn't get sexual activity is gay?
DJ Cruise
Yeah, I guess.
Andy Prisella
Yeah.
DJ Cruise
Yeah.
Andy Prisella
Well, scientists have estimated that as many as 8% of RAMs are sexually oriented toward other males. A statistic that left led Michael Stuke to found rainbow wool. It's a non profit.
DJ Cruise
Sure. This is gonna be the next big thing.
Andy Prisella
First of all, I think we need to. We need to. We need to rescue all those fucking. Those rams, bro, because this ain't normal.
DJ Cruise
Is that him?
Andy Prisella
That's. That's him.
DJ Cruise
That's him. Huh?
Andy Prisella
What's he doing with those sheep?
DJ Cruise
Well, apparently gay stuff. Yeah. Maybe that's the litmus test.
Andy Prisella
Okay. All right.
DJ Cruise
It was funny the first time, dude.
Andy Prisella
Look, bro, that's some good. Yeah, okay, but look here.
DJ Cruise
I do have a problem with this idea.
Andy Prisella
Which one, man?
DJ Cruise
I got. I got this.
Andy Prisella
DJ got a great idea.
DJ Cruise
You gotta come over. Dude, I got this great idea.
Chat Participant
Come over.
DJ Cruise
Listen, man, I got these two sheets, you know. Did you know that there's gay sheep? There is.
Chat Participant
How high do you have to be for that?
DJ Cruise
Real high. Oh, pretty high.
Andy Prisella
How.
DJ Cruise
How do you know they're gay?
Andy Prisella
Well, I made them gay.
DJ Cruise
Well, see, here's what happened. Here's what happened. I got real lonely, you know, And I went out and they didn't care.
Andy Prisella
Just trust me, they're gay.
DJ Cruise
I'm.
Andy Prisella
I'm pretty.
DJ Cruise
I'm pretty sure they liked it.
Andy Prisella
Oh, man. Dude. But here. Okay, so. But this is something I really do want your genuine take on. On. Okay? Because I found this interesting. So I'm about to show you some pictures of the models wearing some of the uniforms that were made by these gay sheep. Wool.
DJ Cruise
Okay. Yeah, it's pretty. Pretty gay.
Andy Prisella
Okay, bro.
DJ Cruise
Come on. Dude.
Andy Prisella
But what do you notice? What do you notice here, though? Okay, I want. You guys chat. Look closely. What are you noticing about these? These. The clothes, outside the fact they're all made of wool.
DJ Cruise
They'Re super gay.
Andy Prisella
Okay. Outside of being super gay, isn't it weird that these are all, like, typical, like, masculine, you know, outfits like firemen. Fireman. A plumber. Yeah. Mechanic guy. Right? Like Caesar. I mean. Okay, those warriors were a little gay. All right. That's all 300.
DJ Cruise
Okay, well, you know, the Spartans used to fuck each other.
Andy Prisella
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know. I mean, so this one. Okay. So much. But, you know, but, like, I just saw. I saw that. Interesting. And I'm like.
DJ Cruise
It's like some BDSM right here. I'm coming. I'm coming for your wiener.
Andy Prisella
He's going to antifa rally. But, like, dude, is that. Am I overthinking this chat?
DJ Cruise
No.
Andy Prisella
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Cruise
Like, it's propaganda.
Andy Prisella
Super masculine.
DJ Cruise
Because it's propaganda, okay? It's more demasculation of men.
Andy Prisella
Okay.
DJ Cruise
Okay.
Andy Prisella
I just wanted to make sure I wasn't off. Okay? Make sure I wasn't off. I just thought that was super interesting.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, that's right.
Andy Prisella
That's. That's. What. If you ever wanted to know what a gay sheep looks like, as a.
DJ Cruise
Guy'S a sheep fucker, you could tell.
Andy Prisella
Because even his horns are.
DJ Cruise
See, that's why you don't let the third world in here, because we pick up bad habits. You know, saying what I said, what.
Andy Prisella
You can tell is gay.
DJ Cruise
It's the truth. There's a reason that. That you have all these servicemen come back and be like, dude, you know what they do over there?
Andy Prisella
Oh, yeah, bro. That's real stuff. Yeah, that's real stuff. Yeah. Even his horns aren't straight.
DJ Cruise
It's animal abuse. Even his horns aren't straight. You like that one, didn't you?
Andy Prisella
Right? I feel like I did pretty good this show.
DJ Cruise
All right. That's all right.
Andy Prisella
I did pretty good.
DJ Cruise
Yeah, we. We ruined everybody's Thanksgiving. I'm giving it thumbs down, bro.
Andy Prisella
Yeah, thumbs down for the sheep. Yeah, thumbs down, guys, we appreciate you, man. We really do. We're gonna let you guys get back to your turkey day. Thanks for being here this evening.
DJ Cruise
Yep.
Andy Prisella
Guys. Andy, that's all I have, man.
DJ Cruise
All right, guys. Hey, appreciate you guys. Have a great Thanksgiving. And don't forget to not be a hoe.
Andy Prisella
Share the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up bowl stove counted millions in a cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no headshot case Close, close.
Andy & DJ CTI: Two National Guard Troops Shot Near White House, Minnesota Judge Overturns Guilty Verdict in $7 Million Somali Medicare Fraud Case & Dishonest Transgender Athlete
Date: November 27, 2025
Hosts: Andy Frisella & DJ Cruise
Tone: Unfiltered, direct, humorous with frequent strong language
This special Thanksgiving episode features Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise as they “cruise the internet” for burning current events, blending candid debate, hot takes, and their signature blend of humor and outrage. The main topics are:
Andy (04:31): “White people Thanksgiving just means all the dads are there.”
DJ: “That was a chat comment, not my comment!”
(05:05–30:00)
DJ (17:52): “We are sick and tired of people… who should not be in this country causing harm… Voting for it so they can brag at brunch about how good a person they are. No, they don’t live with the consequences.”
(42:30–62:33)
DJ (51:02): “We don’t have our own country… Anybody’s allowed to be an elected official here. We’re not the dumpster for the rest of the world.”
(62:33–77:43)
Andy (65:46): “For the last seven to 10 years, we’ve argued as a culture about how stupid are we?”
(79:45–86:38)
Andy (79:45): “Gay sheep wool used to create couture fashion because homosexuality is part of nature. Designer claims.” DJ: “No, it’s not part of nature because they’d die off.”
This episode is a quintessential “Real AF” installment: brash, unapologetic, opinionated and fueled by both humor and anger. Andy and DJ use current events as a launchpad for their worldview, advocating a hardline populist stance on border security, immigration, gender, and government accountability—all while bantering with their fanbase and one-upping each other in irreverence. Not for the easily offended or those seeking political moderation, this episode is a raw, entertaining, and combative snapshot of provocative internet talk radio in 2025.