984. Andy & DJ CTI: Zohran Mamdani Takes Oath On Quran, Anti-Trump Minnesota Mom Cuts Speech Short After Admitting Fraud Is Bad & SNAP Bans Certain Foods

Summary

REAL AF with Andy Frisella, Episode 984 (Jan 2, 2026)

Andy & DJ CTI: Zohran Mamdani Takes Oath On Quran, Anti-Trump Minnesota Mom Cuts Speech Short After Admitting Fraud Is Bad & SNAP Bans Certain Foods

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Main Theme & Episode Overview

This fiery new year episode of REAL AF sees Andy Frisella and DJ Cruise "The Internet" (DJ CTI) break down and riff on the hottest political and societal stories shaping 2026. The main focus is on:

• Zohran Mamdani's historic (and controversial) swearing-in as NYC’s first Muslim mayor
• A viral "Freudian slip" from a Minnesota mom protesting Trump policies
• The latest in SNAP/EBT food bans and welfare system reform
• Rants on American decline, tax revolts, and the need for citizen action
• Memorable, irreverent banter, especially on the bizarre recent ER data about items people’ve put “where the sun don’t shine”

As always, Andy and DJ infuse the show with sarcasm, urgency, and a signature “real talk” attitude.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. State of the Show & Culture Comments (00:16–05:25)

• Andy and DJ welcome the new year, encourage listeners to join the 75 Hard program, and discuss growing “don’t pay tax” buzz.
• DJ makes a public call for talent: experienced videographers and AI engineers to join their team — with classic bluntness:

  “This ain’t ‘learn on Andy’s dime.’ ... Only apply if you actually know what you’re doing.” (04:19)

2. New Year's in NYC: Shifting Demographics/Controversies (06:29–10:37)

• Wild NYC moments: live TV betting on a gay couple appearing at midnight, reactions to the first 2026 baby born to immigrant parents, and humorous takes on “firsts” in diversity—hinting at changing American identity and audience discomfort.

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3. Headline 1: Zohran Mamdani Takes Mayor’s Oath on Quran (11:18 onwards)

Key Facts

• Zohran Mamdani, identified as a socialist and “first Muslim leader” of NYC, was sworn in using the Quran.
• Major Obama/AOC/JFK “youth-in-movement” parallel drawn:

  “Major Obama vibes... Let’s pick a 34-year-old, no experience, community organizer popular on social. It's the same play.” — DJ, 13:49

• Doubt and suspicion about legitimacy and intention:

  “I do not believe this dude has good moral values... I don’t believe he truly stands for American culture.” — Andy, 16:47

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Mamdani’s collectivist language called out as a “red flag”:

  “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.” — Mamdani speech, Played at 18:09
  “That is the bystander effect... Which is why socialist and communist agendas caused the crumbling of societies.” — DJ, 18:22

• They argue socialism is essentially a soft rebrand of communism, lambasting the wordplay:

  “Socialism is communism with a smile.” — Chat Moderator quoting The Meddler, 21:31

Wider Issues Unpacked

• Andy & DJ warn that Mamdani—the "media and social media viral" candidate—will be propped up by powers-that-be, "fixing" NYC superficially with traditional law-and-order to sell socialism to the country.

• Skepticism over the diversity parade: First female fire commissioner “never actually a firefighter”:

  “She’s qualified because she’s a fat lesbian.” — DJ, 23:46

• Discuss cabinet search for chief counsel, naming controversial lawyer with a history of defending Al Qaeda suspects and ties to Soros philanthropy:

  “Would you want a top murder defense attorney if charged with murder? … So, if you’re a terrorist, yeah… He does believe in meritocracy!” — Andy, 25:49

• The irony of anti-Israel radicals backed by Jewish donors and Soros money is not lost on the hosts.

NYC’s Future & Law Enforcement

• Concerns about NYPD mass resignations and rising chaos, referencing scenes from “The Dark Knight” and the ease of impersonating police in destabilized cities.

“Kids Don’t Remember 9/11”

“People earlier in the chat were saying, NYC forgot 9/11… The kids that are for them are 20 years old, bro. They weren’t alive." — DJ, 32:47
The generational amnesia and shifting perceptions of past terrorism are explored with skepticism and dark humor.

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4. Headline 2: Minnesota Mom's 'Fraud is Bad' Speech Gaffe (37:57)

What Happened

• Somali-American mother (anti-Trump) testifying about child care benefits accidentally says “Fraud is bad”—then panics and ends her speech.
• Backed by another activist who almost admits the same thing:

  “[There’s] fraud… everywhere.” (before catching herself) (40:01)

Analysis & Rhetoric

• The hosts eviscerate the display:

  “Both of them, both of them criminal as hell ... That’s the problem with speaking a lie. You have to maintain it. And under pressure, people crack.”—Andy & DJ, 41:00

• They highlight the visible signs of wealth (diamond ring) on welfare recipients and tie the entire segment to broader accusations about mass welfare fraud, misuse, and “the immigrant grift.”

Trump/Populist Response (42:39)

• Trump’s response, “I don’t want them in our country… their country stinks”—is played and discussed, with Andy challenging Trump’s action versus rhetoric:

  “You’re in charge, and you’re the one not doing the shit that’s required to fix it.” — DJ, 43:31

• Andy and DJ push for harder government action, even suggesting mass checkpoints for proof of citizenship, pushing familiar lines about cultural assimilation and the failure to enforce border/law.

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5. The Nature of American Slavery & Taxation

(Sprinkled throughout, esp. 58:00–61:57 and closing segment)

• Andy and DJ forcefully argue the US taxpayer is effectively an economic slave, citing the trend toward mass non-compliance (“#NoTax26”, “Tea Party 26”) and systemic economic exploitation.
• Andy:

  “How is that freedom, at all?” (61:19)

• They encourage listeners to speak out, organize, overload politicians with direct feedback and public protest.

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6. Headline 3: SNAP/EBT Food Ban in Five States/RFK’s Healthy Agenda (73:33–84:09)

Policy Details

• RFK Jr.'s administration restricts junk food (soda, candy, etc.) from government SNAP (food stamp) purchases in five states, aiming to cut taxpayer-subsidized chronic illness.
• Broader movement to restrict junk food in 18 states.

Banter & Critique

• Andy & DJ recall the difference in obesity rates between the US and Europe—sarcastically describing scooter traffic jams in American grocery stores.

  “Went to Walmart, noticed a lot of Jake brakes on the scooters.” — Andy, 75:56

• They dissect program fraud (citing USDA data and ChatGPT analysis), arguing a large percentage of “needy” users abuse or overuse the system—lining up for surf & turf with government cards.
• Host solution: “Suspend it for 90 days, let them lose 100 pounds, starve a bit... get a job like the rest of us.”

Moral of the Segment

• The welfare trap is as dangerous and corrupting as the worst government handouts to foreign nations or corporate cronies.
• Debate around able-bodied adults gaming the system, and the necessity for strict, time-boxed assistance.
• Welfare and EBT are “just as bad” as Somali/immigration scams in undermining American hard work and values.

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7. Leadership, Trump, and Political Cynicism (Throughout: 45:00 onward, esp. 65:00–71:00)

• Impassioned debate on Trump’s effectiveness, motives, and tone-deafness.

  “You said you’d fix things. You haven’t done what you promised. As of today, there’s zero chance that the people that voted for Trump are going to vote again. I don’t think they’re going to vote. I’m not going to fucking vote.” — DJ, 68:40

• Laments about political teams composed of “yes men,” leadership arrogance, and the inability of outsized personalities to recognize bad advice.
• Call for outsider leadership and specific, constitutionally-literate candidates for high office.

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8. Wild & Weird: Annual 'ER Anal Objects' List (93:02–103:43)

• The annual “look back” at bizarre items found in ERs (“up the butt”) brings the trademark raunchy, irreverent humor:

  “Screws and nails… What the f*** is wrong with you?” — DJ, 95:15 “How did you get here?” — Andy, 77:35 (on Walmart obesity)

• The hosts laugh at the proliferation of strange insertions, using it as a metaphor for American decadence, weirdness, and decline in common sense.
• Important note:

  “If we got legitimately people sticking nails up their ass, we got a bigger problem, bro!” — DJ, 95:15

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9. Closing Rant & Call to Action (104:07–107:20)

• Andy and DJ close with their classic "thumbs down, Trump: do your fucking job" refrain.
• Final push for organized tax revolt (“Don’t pay your taxes!”), warning listeners that things only change when “the people” themselves unite and act.
• Strategic warning: a tax strike would require alternative currency, as the government could just try to print away the protest.
• The episode concludes with a reminder that relying on podcasters isn’t enough—mass real-world mobilization is needed.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On Collectivism:

  “That is the bystander effect... Everbody else thinks everyone else is going to do the work and I’m just going to sit around. That’s why socialist and communist agendas crumble.” — DJ, 18:22

• On Cabinet Picks:

  “So if you’re a terrorist… Yeah, man, you want this lawyer on your team. He does believe in meritocracy!” — Andy, 25:53

• On NYC’s Political Irony:

  “It makes perfect sense… if you know what the fuck is going on now. It only makes sense if everybody there knows al Qaeda’s not actually behind it.” — DJ, 28:42

• On Taxation & Freedom:

  “How is that freedom at all? … I got to get a license to fish, to go hunting, to buy or sell, to own my house. They take half my money… How can someone say ‘We’re free’? We’re not free. It’s not even close.” — Andy, 61:19

• On SNAP/Junk Food:

  “Let ‘em starve for a minute. Like the rest of us, get a job. We can argue about the Somalis but this EBT is just as bad.” — DJ, 82:19

• On American Ignorance:

  “It’s hard for me to comprehend the lack of common sense and intelligence amongst large groups of people.” — DJ, 24:48

• On Citizen Action:

  “You guys rely on podcasters to be your voice. That’s not gonna get it done… You, the people, have to make your voices heard in unison now. Otherwise, ain’t shit gonna change.” — DJ, 106:51

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Show Opener/Team Call: 00:16 – 05:25
• NYC/First Baby/Media Irony: 06:29 – 10:37
• Mamdani's Swearing-In & Discussion: 11:18 – 22:57
• Collectivism & Socialism Dangers: 18:09 – 21:31
• Cabinet/Al Qaeda Lawyer Debate: 25:40 – 29:00
• NYPD Mass Resignations/AI Fears: 29:37 – 31:02
• Muslim/Jewish Funding Irony: 28:02–32:14
• Minnesota Mom "Fraud is Bad" Clip: 37:57 – 41:13
• Trump Somali Rant / Immigration Policy: 42:39 – 44:59
• SNAP/EBT Ban Segment: 73:33 – 84:09
• ER Anal Objects Comedy: 93:02 – 103:43
• Final Rants/Tax Revolt: 104:07 – 107:24

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, irreverent, blunt, and frequently explicit
• Blends humor, frustration, and old-school American bravado
• Champions “real talk” and calls out perceived hypocrisy left and right

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a thorough—and often comically wild—indictment of current American leadership, the progressive “collectivist” trend, welfare and immigration fraud, and political betrayals from both parties. Andy and DJ blend hard facts with moral outrage, sarcastic riffs, and calls for direct action—making for a provocative (sometimes jaw-dropping) recap of the issues shaping early 2026.

Memorable, if not always politically correct, and a must-listen for anyone fed up with the status quo.

Transcript

[Andy]

Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot case close.

[DJ Cruise]

What is up, guys? It's Andy for Stella. And this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet live. That's what we got going on. If you're unfamiliar with the show, we do have shows within the show. This is CTI Live. I do that a few times a week. Sometimes we throw in a real talk and, you know, Q&AF. We do that over on our other channel, which is Andy, for selling motivation. And sometimes we have 75 hard verses. It's where people who have completed the 75 hard program come on the show. They talk about how they were before, how they were after, and how they use the 75 hard program to get their together. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the live hard program, which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. And you can get that full program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed. Again, that's episode 208 on the audio feed. There is a massive group of people starting 75 hard between now and Monday. I know there's people starting today. I started today. A whole bunch of people starting tomorrow and, you know, to Monday. So you guys should get in on it. All right. It's not a fucking fad. Fads don't last for six years and transfer. Tens transform tens of millions of lives. All right? So get in on it. With that being said, we do have a fee for the show. Fee is very simple. Don't be a hoe.

[Andy]

Share the show.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. All right. I'm already a little agitated. Just let everybody know. Yeah. So this is probably going to be a incredible show. I'll probably be all over Twitter tomorrow.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Again, there's the first one for the year. Yeah, yeah. You know, we're gonna have to start saying, like, if you want to see the viral clips of tomorrow, you have to watch your life.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know that's right. Yeah.

[Andy]

That's right, man. We got number one on the books.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You know how it's funny how, you know, we've been talking about this don't pay tax for like the last three months, and now all of a sudden it's caught on Everywhere. Yeah.

[Andy]

That's right. That's right. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

And they all thought of it on their own.

[Andy]

That's right. Yeah, man.

[DJ Cruise]

But hey, you know what? I'm glad.

[Andy]

Culture movements. Movement.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. I don't give a If I get the credit or not. I just want to change.

[Andy]

That's right. This stuff's spicy.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, that's not nasty. I got these here. If you want one of mints.

[Andy]

We'll see how this one goes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that one's.

[Andy]

I kind of like it, but like. Yeah. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. Evening.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, guys, don't forget to repro. Repost the stream, please.

[Andy]

Yeah, we got Twitter rolling. We got YouTube rolling. Where else should we, I mean, feel like it's new year. We got. We got to go some other places.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I mean, you know, I think we need to expand our. Our streaming footprint repertoire. Yeah.

[Andy]

Look at that.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, look, you are.

[Andy]

Look at that.

[DJ Cruise]

Your vocabulary. Yeah. So. Yeah. All right, man.

[Andy]

Oh, man. Good job. I'm proud of you every new year, guys. Yeah, you know, it's a great. It's, you know, it's good. Things are good. Things are rolling. I'm excited for. For 2026. I know you're excited. There's a lot of big things happening this year.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy]

You know, and I want to say.

[DJ Cruise]

This too, by the way, our team right here, we are looking for. I'm looking for a couple different job sets.

[Andy]

Just.

[DJ Cruise]

So I'm just going to say it on the show. Where do. Where do we email in as careers at Andy for seller. Right. So [e-mail]. I'm looking for a few great people. If you don't know how to do the. I'm about to say. And you apply, you're on my list. Now I'm blocking you from the stream. Okay. Because when I put out the email about, hey, I was looking for a personal assistant, I got all these people that were like, I never did it, but. And I clearly said in the thing, like, you. You have to have experience.

[Andy]

Yeah. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

I just want to say this ain't learn on Andy's dime.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

We got. We. I need the best. So what I'm about to say, I just want you to know I'm looking for a point and shoot videographer who is very experienced that can document on a daily basis what will be the greatest fucking year that you could ever get on film because of the shit that we have going on. Okay. Two, we are looking for experienced AI engineers. If you have experience and you could prove it. And you are good. We are looking for that right now. Okay. [e-mail]. If you're. If you don't know how to do that and you apply, I. I'm gonna. I'm gonna send you a box of on fire.

[Andy]

Might like that, though.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm just saying.

[Andy]

Yeah. Only apply if that applies to you. Oh, man. Yeah, dude. Let's see what we got. It's New Year's. New Year's Day.

[DJ Cruise]

And don't DM me. Don't send me a message. Say, I'm your guy. Write a email like a professional with your references and your resume and handle it like a professional.

[Andy]

Someone said I'm out.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Like, bro, it's just. It's just annoying. It's like, dude, I'm not your fucking mentor. Like, we got these emails and they're like, oh, bro, it's such a great opportunity. No shit, it's a great opportunity.

[Andy]

Anyway, what somebody said, will the box be signed?

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, Bro, I have Emily read me the apps and it's like, hey, this is Steve. I've never done before, but I really like to talk to Andy.

[Andy]

Dude, Andy, I sharpen crayons for three years straight. I'd love to be here.

[DJ Cruise]

And I ate them, too. I can be your crayon flavor tester, dude.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Ah, yeah.

[Andy]

But yeah, so New Year's Day.

[DJ Cruise]

You.

[Andy]

Know, New York's a big place for New Year's every year. Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Did you see the dude that won the 300 grand?

[Andy]

Oh, did you see that? Did I see that?

[DJ Cruise]

Do you have it?

[Andy]

Oh, do I.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, let's talk about it. It was awesome.

[Andy]

Wait, we might be talking about two different people.

[DJ Cruise]

The guy who bet on Kashi that there would be a gay couple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

Okay. All right. Yeah, so. Because this is so. You know, there's live coverage of. Of New Year's Eve going into New Year's Day. This was. This was the clip. This. This is the balls dropping. Let's check this out.

[DJ Cruise]

Literally.

[Andy]

All right. Pretty normal. Okay. All right, Cool. Sweet. All right. Got a burqa. That's nice. And. Oh, there he goes.

[DJ Cruise]

It's so gay. Oh, bro, I feel like I'm watching Netflix.

[Andy]

Oh, man. What is Disney Channel?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no, if I wanted to watch that, I'd be tuned in Disney, man. Bro.

[Andy]

Man.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro. Did you see. Did you see Scott Van Pelt's fucking reaction?

[Andy]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

You know who Scott Van Pelt is? Bro, they were watching on SportsCenter.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, on the ESP, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

And he goes, what the. And he goes, what kind of love do we have? Like, dude, it was so funny up there, brother.

[Andy]

He's gonna get fired. They're gonna.

[DJ Cruise]

No, they can't fire Scott Van Pelt, bro. He's a legend.

[Andy]

That.

[DJ Cruise]

That people would stop watching.

[Andy]

You think so?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. Scott Van Pelt Sports center is the only one worth watching.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro. He was so caught off guard. Yeah, I think everybody was, man. Like, nobody wants to see that, bro. I want to see that.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy]

You know?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I. Yeah.

[Andy]

I mean, some people might want to see it.

[DJ Cruise]

Nope. Nobody wants to see. I don't even want to see regular people do it unless they're girls.

[Andy]

That's right. That's right. But in that spirit, New Year's Eve, you know, one of the big things people always look for is the first baby born.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

After New Year's Muhammad, we have to meet New York City's first baby of 2026, born as the ball dropped and the birth broke a streak. Oh, baby. So it's a pair of Manhattan parents, allegedly, who had the first baby in 2026. Weighed 7 pounds, 2.8 ounces, 21 inches long. Her proud parents are Steve and Steve. No, even better. Umagobula and Amadou Nanga.

[DJ Cruise]

What are they, 75 years old? I don't know.

[Andy]

I know this.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't think. What was the name of the kid?

[Andy]

They. They haven't even named him yet.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy]

They haven't even named me yet. I think they're probably gonna go with something more traditional, like OJ or something. I don't think they're supposed to be here, bro. I'm gonna say it. I don't. I don't say the elephant in the room.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know. They look like regular black people to me.

[Andy]

No, no, not with those.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, he does.

[Andy]

No, bro, that's his fifth wife and 40th baby.

[DJ Cruise]

Look, I don't know. I can't speak on that. I don't know. That's your territory. That's up.

[Andy]

Joe ain't even miked up. They can't even hear him.

[DJ Cruise]

Joe says she still wears fruit baskets.

[Andy]

Oh, man. Yeah, man. I mean, congratulations, guys. Y first baby of the year. Yeah, those are big things, man. Those are big things. So, yeah. With that, though, we have a lot to cover.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

As always, guys. Remember, Shell, you like to review numerous articles.

[DJ Cruise]

You think you sound real smart there, huh? That was a good one.

[Andy]

Look at this guy.

[DJ Cruise]

He's speaking normal English. Thinks he's splitting the fucking atom.

[Andy]

New year. And newbie. Yeah, okay, I got it.

[DJ Cruise]

How many questions you gonna ask me this year?

[Andy]

One. Just one. Guys, if you want to watch or look at any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andy4salad.com guys can find them all there for you. Let's stay in New York, shall we? There's a big topic happening in New York. Yeah, guys, shall we headline number one?

[DJ Cruise]

Do we have to?

[Andy]

I mean, we kind of have to. We actually kind of have to. Let's check in with New York City.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm all hated out.

[Andy]

You got a little bit more?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I. I gotta dig deep tonight.

[Andy]

You got a little bit in there, dude. Yeah. I believe in you.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, headline one, man.

[Andy]

Let's go to New York City. We got Zorhan Momdani. He takes the oath on the Quran as he's sworn in as New York City mayor. I'm gonna piss a lot of people off today. Let's talk about it. So socialist Zorhan Mamdani became mayor of New York City just after midnight Thursday, taking the oath of office as he placed his hand on the Islamic Quran in a private ceremony. In doing so, Mamdani, who's a Democrat, was confirmed as the first Muslim leader of America's biggest city. Quote, this is truly the honor and the privilege of a lifetime. 34 year old said in a brief speech. Now, he did two separate. The two separates weren't in ceremony. There was one right after midnight with Letitia James who dressed up, I believe she was dressed up as like a Talaper character or something. Madea or some. But then he did another one with Bernie Sanders a little bit later on in the day. This is the clip. Let's check it out.

[DJ Cruise]

I, Zaran Kwame Mumdani. I, Zahran Kwame Mumdani. Do solemnly swear. Do solemnly swear. That I will support the Constitution of the United States. That I will support the Constitution of the United States. The Constitution of the State of New York. The Constitution of the State of New York. And the charter of the City of New York. And the charter of the City of New York. And that I will faithfully discharge the duties and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of the Mayor of the City of New York. Of the office of the Mayor of.

[Andy]

The City of New York.

[DJ Cruise]

According to the best of my ability.

[Andy]

According to the best of my ability.

[DJ Cruise]

So help me God.

[Andy]

So help me God. Oh, just too socialist. Look at that. And you know he kind of, he went out, you know, started going, he had his little speech. I was getting major Obama vibes.

[DJ Cruise]

Of course.

[Andy]

Major Obama vibes, right.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I mean let's, he speaks well. Let's pick a. Yeah, let's, let's pick a 34 year old, no experience, community organizer, who's popular on social media. It's the same exact play. It's the same play. This is going to be their guy to run for president after.

[Andy]

There's no doubt.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, 100%.

[Andy]

What's the age requirement for president?

[DJ Cruise]

35.

[Andy]

35. Oh yeah, he's got it. He's got it. They're pushing him up, you know, one.

[DJ Cruise]

Of the same play as aoc. Let's, let's pick and an ignorant woman from the bar who can resonate with the young people. It's, it's the same play. They don't care about getting the job done. They care about putting someone that appears to appeal to people that will uphold their ability to continue to run the play of oppressing United States citizens, stealing money, all the bullshit. And the whole reason that he got elected legitimately. Okay? And we can argue whether this is right or wrong, but it was actually pretty smart is the guy made good social media clips and this guy got elected because he made social media clips. And when they ask everybody who was the other candidates, what's the first thing you're gonna do after you get elected?

[Andy]

You're a free ship.

[DJ Cruise]

No, they all said the same. They said, I'm gonna go to Israel, I'm gonna go to Israel, I'm gonna go to Israel. And then they get to Mandami, you know what he says? I'm going to go to the burrows, which is the right fucking answer for any answer. Okay? And so you have the left wing that's fudgeing tired of Israel, you have the right wing who's tired of the corruption of Israel. And so, and then you have all these people that can't afford to fucking live and you offer them, like you said, free shit. And then I'm not fudgeing with Israel and I'm popular on social media and you know, people don't understand what his policies actually mean. And my concern and what I think they're going to do here is they're going to prop this guy up and fix a lot of the problems legitimately under the old rules of enforcement to make it look like his policies are working to escalate him up.

[Andy]

Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't think they're going to let.

[DJ Cruise]

This Guy fix socialistic policies will never fix a city.

[Andy]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Ever. They never will.

[Andy]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

So what I'm saying is they're going to apply strategies that would work to make it look like socialism is actually working for sure. And, and dude, that's, I mean, that's what I see happening for sure.

[Andy]

I don't think the powers that be are going to allow this guy to fail. They can't allow him to fail now. He had a speech again. I was getting some, some. I was getting a little Obama. A little, little.

[DJ Cruise]

What were the two books there?

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah. So a pocket sized Quran from the library in New York and the other one was like a traditional full size.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, so we got people being sworn in on Qurans.

[Andy]

No. And again, unpopular opinion. Right. I'm a constitutionalist. Okay. My issue is more or less with the fact that you have a guy who I do not believe aligns with any American values. Right. The Constitution says freedom of religion. Cool. You want to, you want to. Dude, if you want to pray to a toaster, as long as you have good moral values, I don't care. I do not believe this dude has good moral values though. That's my problem. I don't believe he truly stands for American culture.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't think he stands for anything. I think he stands for himself like all these other 100%. Somebody came to him along the way and said, hey, you should do this. We'll back you.

[Andy]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

And you do it right, right.

[Andy]

And I think that's what this is. You know, I'm saying, like he's doing all this socialist shit. He doesn't believe in that. He's a capitalist dude. His wife's wearing $600 fucking heels. Like that trench coat's fucking 1200 bucks.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I like if more than that, probably.

[Andy]

And, and you want to, you want to kind of lecture, you know, people who are already working their ass off and, and lecture them on how to, you know, they need to pay more. Like, bro, I'm not with you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Now his Obama vibed speech that I got, right? It had a little, it had some hints of, of Newport Menthol and you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, I, I felt it. Couple of red flags, A few red flags. Here's one. And I would like you to tell me what you, what your thoughts is on this little clip. Check this out.

[DJ Cruise]

We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. If our.

[Andy]

What does that mean, replace individualism?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, that's the, the definition they've come up with for toxic whiteness that is actually posted on the Internet. But when the collect, when you don't have rugged individualism and ambition and you replace it with collectivism, everybody it's, it's the bystander effect. Everybody else thinks everybody else is going to do the work and I'm just going to sit around and the shit's going to get done. Which is why socialist and communist agendas caused the crumbling of societies. So, you know, it's, it's just a false ideal. It doesn't work.

[Chat Moderator]

It's like you have said for a couple of years, that's a soft way of saying you don't have an individual identity.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Chat Moderator]

We don't have a national identity. We're gonna softly introduce this. Everybody is same. That's what he's trying to say, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly.

[Chat Moderator]

Just like you have been saying.

[Andy]

And that sounds fucking terrible.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, it doesn't to people who are lazy. It doesn't to people who don't have ambition. It doesn't to people who can't afford to eat and can't afford to live. Well, what they hear is we're going to benefit off of the work of the other people in the collective. And then the other people in the collective decide that they're not going to work anymore. And then society crumbles. There's a whole book about this called Atlas Shrugged. Okay, it, it's. But people won't read it because it's long. I mean, dude, go into chat GPT or whatever and ask it to summarize.

[Andy]

It for you, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Like if you're that lazy, just read the summary. You'll understand when the producers have no incentive to produce, they don't produce and everybody starves. This is why every time communism has ever been implement, which is what socialism is for sure, dude.

[Andy]

People don't understand that. Elaborate on that.

[DJ Cruise]

Socialism is the language that they use to allow communism to materialize. No, everybody knows at this point in time that communism doesn't work. All right? Only the idiots say like, oh, well, it wasn't the right kind of communism. They didn't do it the right way. Every time communism has ever been installed in history, the only result of it is mass genocide because they cannot make it work on their ideas. So they have to kill everybody who challenges it. And the people who challenge it are the, the high skilled, the intelligent, the ambitious people. All of these times in history when communism took over, they murdered the people who could produce so that people would have to be dependent on the system. And they had no. When you have ideas that are so bad that you have to kill the people who oppose them, they're not good ideas, okay? And that's happened over and over and over again. And people can understand communism bad, but they don't hear communism when they hear socialism.

[Andy]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

So socialism is a, is a deflective language that they use to introduce communist ideals. That's been going on since the beginning of fucking time. Okay?

[Andy]

So it's a language. It's a word language game, bro.

[Chat Moderator]

Yeah, just like what you're saying. The meddler in the chat is saying socialism is communism with a smile.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly.

[Chat Moderator]

That's what it is to what you're saying.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. So let's move on.

[Andy]

Well, so the other. I mean, this guy gets in, right? So it's day one, and I didn't, I didn't know they even started this early with the mayor stuff up there. But he gets in, he gets rolling. He's issuing sweeping executive orders, wiping out pretty much everything that Eric Adams put in. He's been rolling. He put in five literally right after that ceremony and his speech and stuff. He put five initial ones in that revoked all orders issued by Adams After September 26, 2024, which was the same day that Eric Adams was slapped with the, the federal corruption charges and all of that stuff. And so that's been going in, you know, which is interesting, but one of the things that I thought was really interesting and this kind of like fell through the, the wayside a little bit. But did you see that? You know, he has a staff and.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, hold on, go back, go back. He vowed to reissue certain Adams era orders from that period of time, including one that would maintain the office to combat anti Semitism.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Isn't that interesting?

[DJ Cruise]

Where, where's the office to combat anti whiteness or anti Americanism or, or really anything other than, you know, that. Yeah, no.

[Andy]

Well, it's about to go full circle.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Oh, it's about to go full circle. But this little thing swept through the, like, it kind of fell to the wayside, though. I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but, you know, he has a cabinet and people that he brings in on his team and then hires in. Like he hired the first female something fire commissioner who never was actually ever a fire fireman. That's cool.

[DJ Cruise]

Are we not past that? Are we not past the understanding that hiring the first. This based off of something that has to do with gender and skin color or whatever? Is it not A fucking good idea.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, how the fuck are we not past that?

[Andy]

Not only that, like, I mean like, it's kind of hard to be the first. Dude, it's 2026 now, bro. Like, I'm pretty sure there's been a lot of first that. Like they kind of taken it all.

[DJ Cruise]

Like let's, let's, let's take the first non experienced lesbians and put her in charge of the fire department or the police. Like, you know what? She's qualified because she's a fat lesbian.

[Andy]

Yeah. It has to be the first though, is right. Was she ever held a hose?

[DJ Cruise]

Nope. No. She's afraid of him.

[Andy]

No, no.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude. Oh man.

[Andy]

Oh man. But yeah, so he brought this.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, you can't like dude one, listen.

[Andy]

Man, one day worked out for you. I was your first black co host, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Work. Yeah. But then we had to bring the other podcast back. Like, look, dude, you know. It's hard for me to comprehend the lack of common sense and intelligence amongst large groups of people. That's just what I'll say.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like it's hard for me to understand it.

[Andy]

Yeah. Well, his latest move of cabinet picks, this headline reads, zorhan Mamdani eyeing lawyer who defended Al Qaeda terrorists for top city hall job. So there's this controversial attorney, lawyer, Ramsey Qasem. Okay, who, who Zorhan's tapping to be his, his chief counsel. This dude defended Al Qaeda terrorist. Okay, now let me ask you a question, Andy, because I'm not, I'm not a biologist or anything, so I don't know how this works, right? But let's say, let's say you, you got charged with murder, right? Wouldn't you want like the top murder defense cap like, like attorney on like representing you?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Okay. If you were charged with like embezzlement, right? You want the top embezzlement attorney, defense counsel. Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

So if you're a fucking terrorist.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a good point.

[Andy]

Right? Yeah, man. You know, put him on a team, dog. He does believe in, in meritocracy.

[DJ Cruise]

That's the best.

[Andy]

Am I seeing this wrong?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know. I think that's a pretty good point.

[Andy]

It's a fair argument, right?

[DJ Cruise]

I'm not sure I would have put that together, but that's a good one.

[Andy]

I'm saying.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, you are on it, dude. Yeah.

[Andy]

This does not make sense to me. And again, like we talk, I know we talk about this, guys. Like the demoralization of this country. We've said it when, when he first.

[DJ Cruise]

Got elected, we, we got in the fucking city. Yeah, that was allegedly attacked by radical fucking Al Qaeda Muslims, right? All right, now we have the lawyer. What is he, the top lawyer?

[Andy]

Yeah, he's going to be the chief counsel, ok?

[DJ Cruise]

The chief counsel who is defending Al Qaeda in New York City. Like, dude, what the fuck?

[Andy]

How crazy is that? Right now I want to go full circle.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, it only makes sense if everybody there knows that, that Al Qaeda is not actually behind it.

[Andy]

Right? And who would be?

[DJ Cruise]

Because here's we all know.

[Andy]

Okay, all right, stay with me now.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andy]

2026, off to hot Moment. His attorney or this guy who defended a bunch of guys, right? He defended that Khalil dude, Muhammad Khalil, right, The, the pro Palestinian student at Columbia who got, you know, detained and, and you know, deported and all that good stuff, right? He also defended this dude, Ahmed Al Darby, who was convicted of blowing up a French oil tanker in 2002. Right? This dude Cosm, the attorney, okay, was born in Syria, who also engaged in anti Israel protests at Columbia where he attended law school on a fellowship funded by members of left wing activists, the Soros family. Okay, let's put some ducks together here, right? So you have this guy who's an attorney who goes to law.

[DJ Cruise]

So this motherfucker's another Soros based.

[Andy]

Paid for by Soros. And isn't that magical that you know, all the policies that he cancels out, right?

[DJ Cruise]

It's interesting.

[Andy]

The only one they leave in is the one to combatant. Come on, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro. And also it's like, okay, so these Muslims are anti Semitic, Allegedly, allegedly. But they're funded by Jewish donors, right? So you got the whole world complaining, Israel included, Netanyahu included, personally criticizing Madame for being the mayor and the United States for electing a fucking radical Muslim anti Jew hater as mayor who was actually financed by the Jews.

[Andy]

Okay, how does that make sense?

[DJ Cruise]

It, it makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense if you know what the going on now.

[Andy]

I don't know how hot New York City is going to get again. I'm not praying. I would not hope for the downfall of any American city, right? New York City and I, my opinion, I believe, is one of the greatest cities as far as what it represents for this country, you know. But what I do know is this clip that's been going out and going viral right now. There's been boxes of NYPD uniforms being dropped off at precincts. Check this clip. Mass resignations going on. I don't know what's happening.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, you've seen the Dark Knight, right? Where they assassinate. They try to assassinate the mayor or whatever and they all dress up as police officers and.

[Andy]

Oh yeah, Joker. That's a great movie reference, by the way. Yeah, man, I don't know. Let's get the chat involved. See what the.

[DJ Cruise]

So is that. Are the boxes thought to be mass resignations or someone just dropping it off?

[Andy]

There's been no. There's been no resolution. This was the. The night New Year's Eve is what. What the reports are coming in at New Year's Eve and. Andrew, I'm not. Listen, I haven't seen. There hasn't been any AI flags on it. No, no notes, no nothing. NYPD dominant as of the time of this recording. So I don't know, dude, there's. There's a lot happening here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I mean, do we know that that's not AI?

[Andy]

Don't know that it is. Don't know that it isn't.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

At this time, you know, and that's.

[DJ Cruise]

The problem with AI.

[Andy]

That's the problem with AI, dude. Yeah, shit's getting really good, dude, you know, but again, I'm not praying for the downfall of any of our cities. Dude, this. This scares me, though. It scares me.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, look, dude, not scares me.

[Andy]

Like, I feel like this is a shithole. It scares me that, like, people think that this shit's going to work when.

[DJ Cruise]

You'Re a little kid and you're stupid and your mom tells you, hey, don't touch that stove because it's hot because I got burned by it, but you're stupid as fuck. What happens?

[Andy]

You touch the scope.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And you get.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, so we got a bunch of uneducated people. We got a bunch of people that are disconnected from reality. They don't understand how the world really works. They are idealists. They've been brought up in a different world. They've been taught different things. They don't understand anything other than, oh, he's going to give us free shit. And he's not with Israel.

[Andy]

I like free shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I don't like Israel. I don't. Yeah, exactly.

[Andy]

Right now. Well, here's what I know, but that's a really hot fudgeing stove up there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but it's pretty funny how, you know, he. He's, you know, in the media, he's anti Jewish, but then he's funded by Jewish donors and the people around him are funded by Jewish donors and doing.

[Andy]

Things that are in the interest, you.

[DJ Cruise]

Know, it's it's almost like. I don't know, it's almost like why. Why do we let people in go karts with parachutes attached to them, fly over the most secure fucking border in the world?

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, like, it's almost. It's almost like that, you know, it is that.

[Andy]

Okay, so look how happy that white lady is. Oh, she's so happy.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy]

She can't. She. How many yard signs do you think she has in her? Well, guys, jumping on the comments, let us know what you guys think.

[DJ Cruise]

Steve. Steve Sullivan. You're right. He's a fucking plant. 100%. 100%.

[Chat Moderator]

People earlier in the chat were saying, NYC forgot 9 11. What's your take on that?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, the kids that are. The kids that are for them are 20 years old, bro. They weren't here when alive.

[Andy]

Weren't even alive.

[DJ Cruise]

So how can you ask them to remember something that they never witnessed? You know? And then on top of that, you know, most people at this point in time have accepted the reality that that was a false flag in terms of how it came together and that it was also funded by Israelis. So, you know, I don't think 911 holds the weight with the younger generation because they weren't alive when it happened. And the ones that were are now discounting the legitimacy of it actually being some sort of terrorist operation. You know, that. That was completely developed by, you know, Osama bin Laden. Right. Surface level, a bunch of dudes that, you know. Goats.

[Andy]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm. What, I mean, you're gonna tell me that these got go karts and put parachutes on them and flew across the most secure, most technologically advanced border wall in the. In. In history.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And just.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, but.

[Andy]

But that 20, 25 years ago, they. They were. They were so great that they could fly planes even though they'd ever even seen one. Yeah, yeah, makes sense. Makes sense, man. Makes sense. But guys, we're gonna take some time.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, see, here we go. Danny's talking about it right here. He's got 80% of support from people living in NYC under 10 years.

[Chat Moderator]

That's a great point.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, great point. Yes.

[Chat Moderator]

And that's why the youth appeal. That's why the whole, like, they're trying to cater to the people that you're talking about who have forgotten about how things were.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

20, 30 years ago. Yeah, that's a great point.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, they're going to find out.

[Chat Moderator]

Michael from Super Chat earlier said, I'm from Brooklyn originally and people that voted for him should not be allowed to leave, regardless of how bad it gets. He's a snake oil salesman and idiot bought it. A lesson to be learned. Yeah, that's a good point.

[DJ Cruise]

Someone in there said, I'm for Jews because I'm for Jesus. Go back. I'm for Jewish people because Jesus was a Jew. But definitely a lot of shady stuff going on. Yeah, you're. But also, you have to remember that the Jewish people that are spoken about in the Bible are not the same Jewish people that we're talking about today. Okay. And if you look back in their lineage, you could clearly find that out. So it's. There's a. Yes, there's a lot of going on. But if you want to go find out what actual Jews think of Jesus, go read the Talmud and see what it says.

[Chat Moderator]

Not only that, you've always said not all the Jews.

[DJ Cruise]

It's not.

[Chat Moderator]

Not all the Muslims.

[DJ Cruise]

It's not. It's not your everyday Jewish dude that lives down the street. It is people who have assumed the identity of Jews who are using the persecution of Jewish people as a shield. That's been going. That's why when you say it's all the Jews, you're just doing exactly what the they want you to say. So. Yep.

[Andy]

Chad, what else we got going on, man? How's everybody New Year going? Hopefully it's off to a great start.

[Chat Moderator]

Somebody said Jesus would be considered an anti Semite right now.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct?

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

No, that's actually correct. That's why it's Christianity and not Judaism. He was a Jew by birth. Yes. Right?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

That doesn't mean he represents. And that when they try to tie it together as Judeo Christianism, that's not true.

[Andy]

It's not a real thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. Because what those people say is that what they think is you're a bunch of dumb cattle. You're a bunch of dumb peasants. We're the chosen people. You don't know any better. But Judeo Christian helps you cross that bridge from you believing in Jesus Christ to believing how we believe, you're too stupid to know. So we're gonna. We're gonna help you come to our side and understand.

[Andy]

Right? And if you believe that Jesus is burning and extreme in hell, then how can. How are you, for me, at all correct? Right.

[DJ Cruise]

It. Listen, dude, this is all available. It's just people have become too religiously ignorant. And by the way, if we're being honest, the. It shouldn't even be a discussion when it comes to our Government. Because the whole federal government was based upon the idea of separation church and state. Right. So the fact that Christians or Jews or anybody talks about these biblical principles when it comes to the foundation and the formation of our government is an irrelevant argument according to the Constitution. Anyway.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah. Guys, I appreciate you being here this, this fine evening. Let's keep, let's keep cruising, shall we? Got some more to cover. Yeah, let's get to headline two. Let's cover some Somali stuff. Right. I have a feeling we'll talk about it, shall we? Yeah. Mortifying moment. Anti Trump Minnesota mom suddenly cut speech short after admitting fraud is bad. What do they call this, a Freudian slip?

[DJ Cruise]

It happened twice in a row.

[Andy]

Happened twice. Isn't that magical?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Let's dive into this. A Minnesota mother who spoke out Wednesday against the Trump administration's freezing of child care abruptly cut her remarks short after admitting that fraud is bad. Let's check this clip. If child care is cut, I'm unable to work or go to school. I understand. Fraud is bad. Oh. Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. Please help me. I can't do this no more. It's okay. She's so strong.

[DJ Cruise]

Strong.

[Andy]

She's so strong.

[DJ Cruise]

No, she's terrified she's going to get punished by her own community. What can you say after that? So. So play that. Play the next clip.

[Andy]

Yeah, well, I mean, then it gets worse because, you know that white lady behind her. Let's step into her defense.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Beef and bring in the beef.

[Chat Moderator]

Somebody in the chat. Sorry to interrupt, but somebody in the chat brought up a good point. She's saying that if I don't have childcare, my kids won't eat or whatever. And she has a big diamond ring on her. On her.

[Andy]

I didn't see that.

[Chat Moderator]

That's a great point. Whoever pointed that out.

[Andy]

If childcare is cut, go to school.

[Chat Moderator]

Then she holds.

[Andy]

I understand. Fraud is bad.

[Chat Moderator]

Wait for it. Wait for it. Look at that.

[DJ Cruise]

Also, do you have the clip of, of P. Diddy Jr. Giving his talk? The guy who got his record stolen?

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Do you not?

[Andy]

$2,000.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. $3,000 Chrome Heart glasses. Yeah. Anyway, let's see the next clip.

[Andy]

Yeah, but then, you know, then you got corn dog, beef skillet coming in to defend her. Let's see what she had to say.

[DJ Cruise]

And I do see some signs over.

[Andy]

Here that say stop fraud. And I agree. Stop it.

[DJ Cruise]

There are wait lists for these programs that are years long.

[Andy]

There is fraud. There is.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, okay. Oh, what was she about to say? She Was about to say there is fraud everywhere. And this should be not looked at any. Like she got herself caught in a loop before she even finished her. Both of them. Both of them criminal.

[Andy]

Is hard.

[DJ Cruise]

They know there's a fraud. And you know why there's a weightless for years long. Because they're getting paid millions of dollars to do it. Holy. I bet there is a wait list because we're all on it now.

[Andy]

Yeah. Oh, I signed up this.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm a fucking daycare entrepreneur, dude.

[Andy]

Hey, man, what do you do for work? I run daycares.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andy]

In Minnesota. Yeah. It's crazy, man. It's crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Now both of these women, they can't even justify because what they're trying to say is there's fraud everywhere. Why are you looking at this fraud?

[Andy]

Right, right, right.

[DJ Cruise]

And they realize you can't say that. So, you know, it's. It is what it is. You see it right there.

[Chat Moderator]

That's the problem with speaking a lie. You have to maintain it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You're speaking a truth, and under pressure, people crack.

[Chat Moderator]

Exactly. And if you're speaking truth, you would not be as hesitant as that.

[Andy]

Yeah. I love how they both just folded.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. What are you gonna say? What? Okay, what the. The first woman, the Somali woman, what could have come out of her mouth after that that would have made sense. I understand fraud is bad, but hold on. So what comes after that? Yeah, we know that. The word but.

[Andy]

Yeah, right. There's some type of transition. Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

Same thing with her. She was trying to say there's fraud and her next word was going to be everywhere.

[Andy]

Right, right. So we have to excuse this fraud.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy]

Yeah. No, no, I know fraud is bad.

[DJ Cruise]

But she needs to go on a diet.

[Andy]

75 hard, lady.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, no, it's dangerous for her.

[Chat Moderator]

Somebody in the chat said it's the final boss.

[Andy]

Yeah, Final boss away.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, that's the epitome of the. Of the. The type of women that are everything up. Oh, those are real.

[Andy]

Those are brunches, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Do nothing, sit at home, don't accomplish anything, don't do. Take up causes that you don't even know about to. And scream at the world about how they're. They're racist for not agreeing with you. No, lady, you don't know what the. You're talking about.

[Andy]

All while your fellow Americans are fucking getting pillaged. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Now, on this situation, Trump had a lot to say about this. He had something to say about this. Let's check this clip, because President Trump says no more Somalians in the US he's done. Let's check this clip out.

[DJ Cruise]

It's interesting. The timing of when that came out isn't that interesting. Like, you know, there was a certain clip that got 200 million views over the last three days, and now all of a sudden, Trump's talking about it.

[Andy]

No more Somalis. Let's check this out. And they contribute nothing.

[DJ Cruise]

The Welfare is like, 88%. They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country.

[Andy]

I'll be honest with you.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy]

Somebody said, oh, that's not politically correct. I don't care.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't want them in our country. They're coming. Country is no good for a reason. Their country stinks, and we don't want them in our country. I could say that about other countries, too. I can say it about other countries, too. We don't want them to help. We got to. We have to rebuild our country. You know, our country's at a tipping point. We could go bad.

[Andy]

We're at a tipping point.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. And you're in charge, and you're the one not doing the shit that's required to fix it.

[Andy]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. You're right. The words coming out of your mouth are correct. Yeah. But the actions that follow those words don't seem to be the same.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Now, I want to, you know, they. They. They're claiming about how, oh, we arrested 92 Somalis. You arrested 92 random people that have an IQ of 60, bro. Okay. You're going to tell me that these Somalis, who have an average IQ of 68, somehow came up with this plan to defraud the government? That's interesting, because do you think they also came up with the plan to donate half of the money that they defraud the government out to act blue? Like, they come up with that plan, too, right?

[Andy]

Like with the plan to make sure they got kickbacks?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I mean, look, come on. Listen, I'm gonna say this right now, and I mean this, okay? Donald Trump, you've lost touch with your fucking base. You've lost touch with reality of what people actually want to see. And the people around you are either not telling you the truth or you're in on it. And if you're not in on it, I would appreciate for you and I to have a discussion so I could inform you about what these people really want. Okay. So this can go on Twitter. And, you know, you can have your people call me, and I will get my happy ass on an airplane And I'll sit down and enjoy a Big Mac with you. And we will get real clear about what people actually want because the motherfuckers around you are either full of shit or you're in on it.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And that's where people believe right now. Ok? And, and here's the thing.

[Andy]

A lot of people believe that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes. And here's the thing, okay? I said on last show, you're going to go down as the president who had the opportunity to fix this country and chose not to. And you might say, oh, well, that doesn't really matter. Well, you know what? It's going to matter because your kids are never going to. Your kids are going to get blackballed in America, okay? Your legacy is going to be ruined. The Trump name will be a joke. And I know you care about those things. No. And you should. And I believe, I truly believe that deep down he still cares about America. Maybe I'm stupid for thinking that, but I, I personally believe that he needs to understand. And I stand by what I said on the last show. Everybody who voted for him, everybody who stood for him, everybody who stood by him, you guys need to fucking put pressure on him. Real talk. So, and it needs to be relent. It needs to be unrelenting pressure to do the things that he said he was going to do.

[Andy]

Yeah. 100, dude. Now, I mean, here's the thing though, right? Like, okay, good. They, they, they froze the, the child care payments that are going to Minnesota. That's good and dandy. I would like to hit on a topic that Trump just mentioned, right? I mean, you know, he's talking about the Somalis that are here in this country. He doesn't like their country.

[DJ Cruise]

You don't fucking like them. And then why the fuck are they here? They could be gone tomorrow very easily. Yeah, right.

[Andy]

But more importantly that, though, I mean.

[DJ Cruise]

Do you really think that at this point in time Americans would have, like, let's be real. At this point in time, would Americans have a problem setting up legitimate checkpoints to fucking remove these people at mass quickly? Would you have a problem if you were a legal American pulling out your driver's license and proof for the next three months while they work these out? Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I wouldn't.

[Andy]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

I'd be happy. I don't have anything to hide. I'd be like, here you go, America.

[Andy]

You're right.

[DJ Cruise]

Get the out.

[Chat Moderator]

You know what will happen if they start doing that? They'll start the narrative. Oh, they want to see Your papers.

[DJ Cruise]

I know.

[Andy]

Do want to see your.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, we do. Yeah, that's exactly right.

[Andy]

You got to show your papers to buy a fifth of alcohol.

[DJ Cruise]

Hey, that. You know what? You're correct. We do want to see your motherfucking papers. Yeah, I have no problem showing my fucking papers. Same exactly, dude.

[Chat Moderator]

Yeah, I've come here. I have papers.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but like, dude, look, I'm not no one. I know there's people online that are saying America needs to be all white people. I don't agree with that. No, I think America needs to be Americans. I think the idea of America is one of the greatest fucking ideas in the history of fucking human history.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. The idea where people who share the same cultural values can come together and work together to build great things. And it has worked very well until recently when we've started to allow these people to come into our country who do not share our values, who have no intention of sharing our values, who won't learn the language, who come from these places where literally in 12, 000 years, their biggest accomplishment is learning how to fucking hijack oil tankers and live in mud hunts. They can't even figure out how to fucking create any kind of civilization at all. And we're letting them come here and just do that shit here?

[Andy]

They stole more than of Somalia.

[DJ Cruise]

That's. Yeah, I know, but that's. Dude, there's so much more to that.

[Andy]

Yeah, that.

[DJ Cruise]

Where is this fraud? Why is this fraud being allowed? Why? Why is this happening and who's doing it and where's the money going and why is the money going? No one's talking about that. You know what. What do you know where Somalia is, strategically? It's in a. It's in a very strategic place across from Israel that allows them to control a whole bunch of other. So now all of a sudden, they're trying to look at Somali Somalia as some sort of strategic air base which they've already built there. Like, bro, this is about occupying a. And they got to pay for that. How they pay for that? Oh, they're not. We are.

[Andy]

Right, right.

[DJ Cruise]

So now we're getting robbed to pay for a strategic gift area for a country that isn't even our country.

[Andy]

Let's talk about that, dude. Because here's the thing. And we say this all the time, guys, listening to the show, if you. If you have been listening for any amount of time, you know, we try to pay attention very closely. Like, there's always this happening, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Things show game.

[Andy]

But while this is happening, look over Here, there's something.

[DJ Cruise]

Go see this.

[Andy]

Exactly.

[DJ Cruise]

Don't, don't say anything about the $8 billion that Trump sent to Israel. Don't say anything about the 20 military jets he just gave them. Don't say anything about all this other. That's been happening while this is happening.

[Andy]

Let's, but let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about. Because here's something interesting. DT and President respect you, bro. You know, but if we can say that the people, you know, that are here not contributing, you know, you mentioned the 88 on welfare. They're not contributing to a society. They're not contributing to this country. Right. There's a few countries that are not contributing to this country. However, we're letting them fucking pillage us for billions of dollars as well. We need to talk about that. You know, one of the things, you go back, you know, from when Trump first got in office, immediately sent 8 billion to Israel, just sent 6 billion in, in weapons in September, then just announced another 8.6 billion for some F16s. Right. And what, what did we get out of that, Andy? What do the American people get out of all those billions of dollars going to our closest ally? Well, you know, Trump just became the first non Israeli to receive the Israeli prize. That's what we get out of it. That's great. Only costed us almost $40 billion.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but you know, you know, our people can't fucking eat, but you know, get up and work.

[Andy]

Yeah. Congrats on your Israel prize, bro. Yeah, I'm not with it.

[DJ Cruise]

How about an American prize? Why you fucking. Oh, you know, like, dude, look, man, it's a, it's, it's shocking to me. And this is what makes me think that he's completely like surrounded by these people who have no fucking idea of where the American people are. Because you, you claim to be this big fucking American patriot, okay. And you want to be, you want to be beloved by the American people. That do we agree that he wants to.

[Andy]

I feel like that's, that's.

[DJ Cruise]

I think that's a very important thing for him.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Do you think he wants to go down as the greatest president of all time?

[Andy]

I do.

[DJ Cruise]

He talks about it all the time. I'm the greatest president of all time, maybe ever. Right. That's all going to go down the drain. And it already mostly has, like. And what I said last show is the truth. Until we see the Epstein arrests, until we see the corruption arrests, until we see the stolen election arrest. I mean, you haven't even Fixed the voting problem.

[Andy]

Yeah. Covet.

[DJ Cruise]

We're within eight months now or 11 months of. Of the next big election. You haven't even fixed the voting problem. Why not? You see what I'm saying? And people say, oh, well, the courts take time and this. Yeah, I understand that. There's also. There's also been times in history that set precedent for things to actually get done very quickly. Like when Abraham Lincoln suspended the Constitution and by the way, people loved it. Okay? We need to get these motherfuckers out. He needs to hold people accountable. And if he doesn't, what I said will happen, his name will go down in the history books as the guy who lost America. All of his family, everybody with the Trump name, all of his associates will be seen as the laughing stock of this fucking country forever. Forever and ever. And he may not have to live with that. But Don Jr. Will, and Eric will and his daughter will. Yeah, they all will. And this whole idea he keeps talking about, the MAGA movement, bro, I don't know if you've checked the temperature, but there's far less quote, unquote, MAGA people than there was even two months ago.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I think.

[DJ Cruise]

And far less. Not a little bit less.

[Andy]

Yeah. Let me. Let me. I'll push back because I've been thinking about the voting thing, and the only reason I can think that there hasn't been big push, what I believe is going to happen is that I would say probably a month out from those elections, there'll be the reform. And the reason I believe that's happening.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, it's because then they can't figure out a way to fuck it.

[Andy]

You can't give them too much time to figure. Like, bro, there's loopholes to everything. And these people know and they're gonna figure it out.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying? So that's the only piece. And that's not me hanging on to Donald Trump or like, that's just me being like. I wouldn't release it that quick because I know these cheat.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And more importantly, I'm gonna make sure I put the system in place to catch them when they do.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know what I'm saying? But if you give them too much.

[DJ Cruise]

You already can catch them based upon the. The evidence that's being produced now.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, so, you know, look, bro, he's failing. It's that simple. Donald Trump is failing, and he can look at all these things and say, I did all these things. And people can say, oh, he did all these Things. He's done a couple things for sure, okay? But at the end of the day, people are still struggling. People are still struggling to pay for things, okay? That's ultimately what people care about, okay? Now, if the economy was great, and this is the fucking weird thing, you know, in 2019, nobody was talking about Israel. No one gave a. No one gave a. Okay. And all this same was happening, but nobody cared because nobody noticed it. And people were able to afford their lives, okay?

[Andy]

This didn't just start happening, okay?

[DJ Cruise]

But what do you always say about corruption?

[Andy]

Oh, absolute corruption corrupts absolutely.

[DJ Cruise]

Absolute corruption corrupts absolutely. So there is no point in time where corruption or tyranny stops itself, okay? It's always more and it's always more and it's always more and it's always more. And just like, you know, when, when you make endless amounts of money, eventually money doesn't excite you. When you, when you, when, you know, like, I'm far less excited about new cars than I was when I got my first new car, right? I, you know, unlimited women, right? You, you, you. Eventually it stops losing its things, okay? Gamblers, same thing. You. You got to gamble more and more and more and more and more to get the same feeling, right? It's the same with power, okay? And these had it locked down, bro. They could have just continued to run the country. Nobody would have questioned it. Nobody would have said anything. But they started getting greedy and they started saying, we need more. And then what they do, they shut down the world. And then they said, okay. And. And, dude, it went on and on and on. And this is 100% about the globalist agenda, about impoverishing and creating a massive divide between the haves and have nots. And I've said, I said this in my Instagram story yesterday. But, and I mean this, this is real. If you're somebody who has ambition and has the goal to be financially successful, the way things are moving right now, you probably got 24 months to really make it happen. Like, you can't afford to take a day off. You can't afford balance, you can't afford the luxuries, because the opportunity that's always existed is going to cease to exist, okay? And that's real shit. And I've been right about fucking everything that I've told you guys for the last five years in regards to this. I told you five years ago, six years ago that being pro America was going to come back in style. I told you that being patriotic was going to be the next big move for companies, you know, and it's interesting because my companies have always been patriotic, but people forget that. You know what I mean? People forget who was there when no one else was there. And it. It's kind of frustrating, but I'm telling you right now that in the next three years, if you haven't made it, you ain't go make it. You're gonna be locked in. And I said that five years ago. I said there's gonna come a time very soon where you're either above the cut or below the cut. And right now, a lot of people are below the cut. And a lot of you guys with ambition and drive and. And you have. You want to achieve things, and you think, oh, one day I'll get my together. Well, one day is now. And if you don't, you're gonna lose. And you're gonna get locked into a universal welfare system that you cannot escape.

[Andy]

Yeah. Dude. Dude, one other thought I had to. On this. On all the. The stolen taxpayer dollars on this, because like you said, bro, nobody. Nobody questioned this. Like, this is not new. It didn't just start happening. This stuff's been happening literally probably a century, probably since they started this 1913. All right? But the. The crazy part is. And this, like, it just keeps hitting me in my head, man. It's like the fact that nobody was privy to billions of dollars being wasted and stolen and laundered. That alone is enough proof that we're paying way too much.

[DJ Cruise]

Dj, they all know. They all know what's going on. That's the point. They all know. They don't not know. We have to quit pretending like these people are just stupid. Yeah, bro, they're not stupid. They're malicious. Okay? Like when people. Just like we used to say about Biden, people would say, oh, Biden's stupid as. No, dude, they put him in there. So you would say that. Which allows him to do all kinds of. And then they can blame him on it. And then we're right about that too, because what happened?

[Andy]

Auto pin.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, Exactly. So this whole idea, like, of us being like, oh, well, they must be stupid or. No, they want you to think they're stupid so they can get away with the shit. It's by design. Like I've said, forever and ever and ever, we are the fucking slaves of the world. Something like 197 countries receive financial aid from the United States, OK? That comes from you and you and all of you on the fucking stream right now, working your motherfucking asses off. Why are we the ones that have to subsidize the entire world while we are struggling to even survive. And until people rise up and say, no fucking more. And it seems like they're getting there, but we're still a long ways away. Because in my opinion, people are not pissed enough. And the reason they're not pissed enough is because they can't comprehend the fact that the American dream has been a lie to get you to go chase so that they can milk you and pay them and get kickbacks on it. That's what's been going on now. Is there American dream left? Yes, you can still do it, but it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller because their greed is getting more and more and more. All right, so when we think about what's actually going on and we talk about, oh, slavery 500 years ago. No, that's us now.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You just can't see it because you've been propagated to believe that we are free when we are not free. Free does not mean that you're paying more than half of your earned income to the government. That is not free. That means the government owns you. Like, until that clicks for people, nothing's going to change. You are not fucking free. You are not free. You think you're free. You are not free.

[Andy]

Oh, come on, Andy. How about that Ohio Miami football game?

[DJ Cruise]

Right? Exactly, Andy. You're too wound up. You know. Did you see the fucking.

[Andy]

Yeah, make sure you pay your fucking taxes this year. Yeah, well, you know. You know, it's funny. So. So, like, that actually is something that's trending really heavy right now.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

This dude that went viral the other day, no tax 26, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I've seen a few different variations, right? But I saw this one, it was like. It was like, hashtag tea party 26.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And then like, you know, the Tea Party or whatever, they. It's like. It was a meme. It was like, no, we. Not. We don't mean you. Like, they thought it was like, there's no resurgence of the Tea Party, anyways. Yeah, dude, let's check in with the chat.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

See what the chat's feeling. Chat, what we got on this. Hope you guys still hanging in. We got Twitter, and I just don't.

[DJ Cruise]

Understand how people could say, oh, we're free, but as long as we pay half our money to the government, and if we don't pay it, they'll throw you in jail, how is that freedom at all? How can. How can you sit there and say, well, I Got to get a license to go fishing. I got to get a license to go hunting. I gotta pay tax on everything I buy or sell. I gotta pay tax to own my. They take half of my money out of my paycheck. Like, I don't understand how someone could legitimately look at that and say, oh, yeah, we're, we're free. No, we're not. It's not even close.

[Andy]

No, the Mark Himley says, I'm all in. But how do we not pay taxes when it's automatically taken out of our paychecks? The system. I'm done. Barely surviving on 50 plus hours. Hour weeks. Yeah, I mean, there's. There's a thing called deductions, right? Like you, you choose your deductions.

[DJ Cruise]

There's also a W4, which you can fill out to be tax exempt from your employer that says they don't. They don't collect the tax.

[Andy]

Yeah. There's a couple of ways to do it.

[Chat Moderator]

This was a very constant question that was coming on our.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

Different clips on our channel. Yeah, but that's the answer. W4.

[Andy]

There was a tax revolt in 1978.

[DJ Cruise]

Look, dude, here's the problem, okay? Everybody is. You're not understand. Look, there's a reason that they convince you that you can't do anything. There's a reason that they convince you to be a poor little me. There's a reason they tell little kids, well, you're black, so you'll never be because of the white guy. And you're white, so you should feel bad about being white. And you know what? Here's a trophy for showing up. And, and you know, you. You could just. You're gonna win because you're special. They intentionally have indoctrinated two generations of children to, to hear these things, okay? So if you think you're powerless because of the system that you grow up in, how could you ever think that you could make a difference in any way? You're not, you're not going to think that. And what people are failing to realize is that there's a reason that there's the saying, united we stand, divided we fall. Because united we stand, we hold the power as people, and we still hold the power as people. If everybody would understand that collectively, if we make a. A ton of noise, that things change, okay? Pressure creates change. We are not providing the proper amount of pressure because we think we are helpless and we think that we don't matter. But collectively, if everybody was screaming about this and letting them know, calling Trump's office, posting on social, showing up to the meetings in their own communities, things would change really fast. Look how quickly this became a national narrative because of Nick Shirley's one dude investigation. Okay. That's one guy who got some views. What if everybody went out and did that at once? What if everybody was outraged at once? They have to make things happen. And we think collectively we don't hold any power because we have people like Joe Biden saying, like, oh, well, you know, we'll just f16 you, dude. Yeah. If everybody gathered in a massive group and says, hey, we're resign, or we'll put you on stakes. Yeah, they could drone everybody, but they can't drone individuals when they're all decentralized across the country. So if people can be united and decentralized in their unity, we can win real easy. But. And nonviolently too, by the way. But, you know, people aren't fucking getting it yet.

[Chat Moderator]

No, bro, I'd like your take on something earlier. Bill Hess said, bro, wake up. They know exactly what they're doing. This is all intentional. Do you really think those that surround Trump don't know what they're doing? I mean, seriously.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I do think they know what they're doing. That's my point. I don't know that he thinks that he's being manipulated. He got manipulated the whole first term.

[Chat Moderator]

Correct.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. And then the same people that manipulate him try to put him in jail. Okay? So if you take someone. And by the way, okay, I'm not saying this is the case. I'm saying it's an option. It's a. Could be.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. The likelihood is he's been bought and paid for and he's in on it. That's what it looks like to me right now. However, when he got in there the first term, if you take somebody who's not a political person, true outsider, okay, and you put them into a political office and everybody around them is experienced, this is. This is how a business person thinks. Okay? If I get hired to be CEO of Purina, all right, and I don't know anything about Purina's business, but I know how to do CEO shit, I'm going to look at the guys and I'm going to say, all right, well, teach me how this works and tell me how this works and tell me how that works. Works. But if all those guys are corrupt, I'm getting bad information, which making me not act the way that I would normally act.

[Chat Moderator]

You're working on their input.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct. So what I'm saying is that There is a very potential there. I would say there. I wouldn't even say very. I would say there is a possibility that he is surrounded by people who are telling him, oh, dude, the noise isn't that bad. It's not as bad as you think. That's just one clip. That's just one guy. Not everybody thinks that. Look, here's all the people that support you, okay? Like, that's what his team is doing. I guarantee it. You can tell by the tone deafness of the fucking White House Instagram account. They don't understand where people are or they do understand where people are and don't give a fuck. And those are the two possibilities. In my opinion. Most people are seeing him as the guy right now who knows exactly what's going on and doesn't give a. And what I'm saying is if that's not the case, then he needs to fucking hear it from people who actually understand what the temperature is. Which is why all of you need to speak the up as loud as you possibly can all the time and let them know. Every time he posts, you guys should be on his comments. Every time they post, bro, it should be a total information overload of them on the, on these issues, you know what I'm saying? Because right now he. What he's thinking and I guarantee, I guarantee you this is what's going on. They know their poll numbers are dropping, all right?

[Andy]

Approval ratings are down.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes. But the people around him are telling them this. It's not as bad as you think, dude. They're just upset right now. They're, they're. It'll calm down, it'll go. It's not going away, dude. It's not going away. You promise? Certain things, you haven't done them. You've alienated the people that voted for you. You called them idiots for saying anything about the Epstein list when you campaigned on it. Okay, dude, you're, you're in a bad, you're in a bad position. I'm gonna tell you right now, bro, as of today, there's zero fucking chance that the people that voted for Trump are going to vote again. I don't think they're going to vote. I'm not going to fucking vote. Ok?

[Andy]

So, you know, it makes me think too, because, like, I mean, we talk about it, this might be more of a Q and A side of things, right? But like, I think it boils down like the people that I think Trump is surrounded by, the staffers, right? I think there's a massive ego issue. It's either ego or their.

[DJ Cruise]

Because so here. Here we go. So on Twitter, just your average citizen says, no, it's the yes men for sure. My sis in law and is a lobbyist for Brad Little in Ohio. The Ohio governor or the Idaho governor? The. She told us about how rude, docile, incompetent, the lack of communication there was with RFK staff about his visit to Idaho last year. Okay. So he's. And then he goes on and says, it sounded like a lot of the staff aides don't really know what to do when being put in charge and how to communicate with both the team and the other staff. And this goes to another. This goes to another issue of leadership.

[Andy]

That's right. Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. When you have a leader that is very powerful and very intimidating and very strong with his words, and I know this because I am. And I have people in the past in my company who have. I have to fight. I have to fight the yes men because of my personality. I have to double. Like, dude, you know how I am with you guys? I'd be like, are you guys fucking just saying that or is that the truth? Show me.

[Andy]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. But when your ego so big that you can't do that because you just think you're the shit, you're not even going to ask to press for that.

[Andy]

Nope. And you're going to take whatever they say.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly.

[Andy]

That's why. That's what I was getting to, dude, because, like, at the end of the day, bro, you're the president. I look at it no different. Like, when I have to bring you stuff and you know, hey, y', all, look at this. What's this? Right? I can't fluff that, bro, because I understand you have to make some really important decisions.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, yes. But not everybody can do that when it's not favorable news.

[Andy]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. Because, dude, back in the day, before I matured as a leader, when people would come with unfavorable news, I would skin them alive. Okay? So what that did is that created a situation where I couldn't get the correct info from my team. I recognize that. And I stopped giving you the that. Correct. I recognized that a long time ago and started working to change how I worked with my team. But when your ego is so big and you've won so much over 70 years, it's probably harder for someone like that to realize that they need to adjust their leadership style to get the proper information. So that's a real thing that not everybody will understand because not everybody's built big companies Like I have, I've been in that position. Right.

[Andy]

Yeah. There's a perception issue there for sure. Johnny Barber, Real talk. When are we streaming Wood Chipper tv?

[DJ Cruise]

The minute I get into office, bro. I'm starting a big show. I'm gonna partner with Dana. Okay. We're gonna.

[Andy]

He's in on it. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

We're gonna do pay per view, wood chippers.

[Andy]

Yeah. And then Paramount holler at us.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. If you, if you, if you molest kids, if you're a violent criminal, if you do up, we're going to arrest you, we're going to try you and we're going to put you in the wood chipper on national tv. It's going to be pay per view and we're going to send the money to the victims.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

And we'll do, we're going to do that for one year and then we won't have to do it no more.

[Andy]

No, I don't think you have to do it after like three months.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right. And that's, that is how order is restored.

[Chat Moderator]

Has been done in every rule throughout.

[DJ Cruise]

Order is restored through fear. Okay. Not love.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. We're not trying to impose our fear amongst the citizenship good people. We're trying to impose fear on the criminals.

[Andy]

That's right. Amen.

[DJ Cruise]

Citizens, I promise you, good law abiding citizens would be without the, the, you know, the progressive liberals who have suicidal empathy for everybody because they've never been touched by violence.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Everybody else would fucking love it. Love it. Okay. So. And I'm being serious.

[Andy]

Oh, you care about that, dude? Go, go hop in the wheelchair.

[DJ Cruise]

Here's the deal. One day I'll probably end up on some debate stage and they're going to pull up this clip of me saying this.

[Andy]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. And they're gonna be like, are you really doing that? And be like, you're fudgeing, right?

[Andy]

Absolutely.

[DJ Cruise]

Absolute fucking L. Crowd's gonna go wild. Yeah, I get asked that question a lot. They're like, aren't you afraid that if you ever do anything they're gonna pull up clips? I'm like, no, I hope they do, because I mean every thing I say.

[Andy]

That's right. That's right. Yeah. Well, guys, let's keep cruising. We got another headline to get to. Let's get to headline number three. We'll check back in the chat. Surely hereafter. So stay with us. Hell, number three, let's talk about, talk about some good moves. Okay. RFK. Make a noise.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy]

So today J1 right into the new year, it's kicking off SNAP bands on soda, candy and other foods. They take effect in five states.

[DJ Cruise]

By the way, I'm joking about partnering with Dana, just so we're clear. Like, I'm just saying. He's the entertainment guy.

[Andy]

He's in on it.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't. Well, I mean, we didn't talk to him about it, but I'm just saying he probably would be.

[Andy]

You'd be down for that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Snap bands. All right, so no more. No more on Snap.

[DJ Cruise]

And by the way, just because people do business with Jewish people does not mean that they are owned by Israel. No, like, don't be. Anyway, go ahead.

[Andy]

No more. No more. No more on ebt.

[DJ Cruise]

Good thing. Yeah.

[Andy]

Why'd you play that?

[DJ Cruise]

Is this topic? What topic?

[Andy]

Three.

[DJ Cruise]

This is. This is it.

[Andy]

This three.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. What is it?

[Andy]

Yeah. So let's dive into it. Starting today, millions of Americans on food assistance will find new items suddenly off limits at the checkout. Five states, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, Utah and West Virginia, have begun enforcing new rules that bar SNAP recipients from buying soda, candy and other foods deemed unhealthy. It's the first wave of at least 18 states moving to restrict purchases under the Supplemental Nutrition assistance program, the $100 billion safety net program once known as food stamps. So this is being pushed by RFK Junior Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins. They want to see states purge junk food from Snap, which serves about 42 million people nationwide. Quote, we cannot continue a system that forces taxpayers to fund programs that make people sick and then pay a second time to treat the illness those very programs help create. Man, that sounds like somebody listens to the show.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's make people on EBT fat as. So that we can make money on their health care.

[Andy]

Right. All using taxpayers.

[DJ Cruise]

And we could steal that, too, Right?

[Andy]

Exactly. So the effort targets chronic illnesses like obesity, diabetes. Sign into the Kennedys Make America Healthy Again agenda. And I focus on sugary drinks and processed treats. So there's.

[DJ Cruise]

Have you been a fucking Walmart lately?

[Andy]

Actually, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Did you. What did you notice?

[Andy]

I noticed a lot of Jake breaks on the scooters.

[DJ Cruise]

Holy.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah. Dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, do you not remember? Like, you probably don't remember, but there's a. There's a movie called Full Metal Jacket.

[Andy]

Oh, great movie.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. You've seen it.

[Andy]

Great movie.

[DJ Cruise]

You know Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket.

[Andy]

Absolutely. Of course.

[DJ Cruise]

Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket, when that movie came out, was considered obese.

[Andy]

It's crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

It was considered a fat piece of.

[Andy]

It's crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

And then you go to Walmart now, and there's 70 people that are £500 plus.

[Andy]

They make him look skinny.

[DJ Cruise]

It's. Dude, he looks like he's in shape.

[Andy]

He looks healthy. I mean, that's average.

[DJ Cruise]

The Overton window on what is fat. It's unbelievable. It's like, how much can you eat, bro? Like, how much can you eat and not move to get like. Like, bro, I was fat same. I was 350 pounds. Okay.

[Andy]

I beat you there.

[DJ Cruise]

I lost 110 pounds, by the way, 10 years ago. I've kept it off today.

[Andy]

Oh, no.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So congratulations. Which I think is. I mean, I don't really celebrate accomplishments, but for somebody to struggle with that their whole life, that's a pretty big one.

[Andy]

That's.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro.

[Andy]

It's a real struggle.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like, it's a. Like, food. There's real additives that get put in the. Like, it's a real thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So.

[Andy]

But, like, genetics, numbers is big bone, bro. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

How do you get rolls on your ankles?

[Andy]

Cankles.

[DJ Cruise]

How do you get like. Like when these people are driving the scooter, bro, and there's, like, rolls hanging out the bottom of their pants? Like, what the. How do you not look at yourself and be like, what the am I doing?

[Andy]

How did I get here? It's.

[DJ Cruise]

It's sad.

[Andy]

It is crazy, dude. It is crazy. It is crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

You don't ever see those people in Europe. You don't see a single person that.

[Andy]

Fat in Europe unless they're American service.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Because they can't get there. Okay? You do not. You go through Europe, you go through India. You go through any other country, bro. You do not. Like, you'll see more fucking people like that at one Walmart in your neighborhood than you will see in the entire fucking country of another country.

[Chat Moderator]

100% agreed. That was one of the things I told you when you asked me about my trip from Europe.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

It was like, when we saw somebody who was even slightly out of shape, it was so characteristically remarkable because everybody was fit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

And we. I remember saying, like, hey, look, a fat guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. But here.

[Chat Moderator]

But here, it's opposite.

[DJ Cruise]

It's everyone here.

[Andy]

It's like, oh, look, a skinny guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

What's wrong with you, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Like, dude, crazy dude.

[DJ Cruise]

We're to the point now. We're like, if you go to the checkout aisle when you're, like, a healthy, fit person, the person checking you out, it'd be like, oh, so, like, you're into all that Health stuff. The fuck you talking about? That's just called like being a human.

[Andy]

That's right. You know that's right. Yeah. I mean this is a big move, dude. I mean, I know we've covered some stuff, right? Like, but we got to be honest about this, right? Because I mean there's some people pissed off and typically it's the people that are purchasing snacks and candies and Ho hos and Ding dongs and schlongs and gold sloggers and snickers and doodoodles and do riddles and snowballs. Snowballs, Zuzus and Wham Whams. Yeah, it's a long list.

[DJ Cruise]

How do you know all the.

[Chat Moderator]

On that topic? They're like like major 8 to 10 things that are very widely available in America is banned in other countries. Yeah, it's like American style, like regular bread, coffee creamers, a couple of candies. There's a lot of stuff like that which is banned outside of us.

[Andy]

Well, do they add so much to our food?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, and dude, the recipes that are even used in fast food over there versus here are totally different.

[Andy]

How is that? Why is that?

[DJ Cruise]

Because they don't allow addiction, chemicals, chemicals into their food. Like there's chemicals that are in food that create signals for, for your brain to eat more and more of that food like at one sitting to over consume. It's intentional, bro.

[Andy]

You know the other thing I saw too, that like, like the, the size of dinner plates have, have grown here in the US Movie theater seats, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Who needs a five gallon bucket of butter popcorn? Yeah, bro, legit. Who needs that?

[Andy]

Well, I mean I could make an argument.

[DJ Cruise]

No, you can't. You really can't. You can't. It's this big.

[Andy]

Somebody could make an argument, I'm sure.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, them.

[Andy]

That's right. No, but a lot of people are upset about this. But here's the thing. I mean we got to address it, dude. There is a lot of fraud on these programs. I had Chat GBD actually do an analysis on this. They took, I fed it an entire report from the USDA and a bunch of things and it pulled out some very interesting numbers here. And notice that 78% of able bodied adults, they stay seven times longer than intended. That equals a 14.2 billion dollar loss to fraud or overuse. Same thing in Medicaid. 71% they exceeded the 12 month transitional wait period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8. 65% of people on Section 8 they stayed three times longer than HUD guidelines. That's 3 billion in unrecovered subsidies, right? Yep. So just removing people who don't even need this shit. We're saving. We could save 18 to 22 billion dollars just there alone. All right. We got to have some good. I think I'm with. I'm with banning the junk food and because I'll be honest, bro, like, the other crazy things you go through Walmarts or something like that, you're gonna see people with their carts loaded, bro. Loaded with. They're buying crab legs and all the Zuzus and all the Wham Whams, and then you see them pull out that blue card, bro. Meanwhile, I got five items that equals up to 200 that I gotta pay hard earned cash on. It's. How do we redo this whole system? Because here's the other kind of argument, dude. Well, Andy, there's people that need this stuff, right?

[DJ Cruise]

How do you not for a while? I mean, you could suspend it for 90 days and fix a health problem because they lose £100.

[Andy]

That'd be true.

[DJ Cruise]

Let them starve for a minute.

[Andy]

What was that clip we showed the chick, the interviewer? She's like, I'm gonna starve.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. Not for a while.

[Andy]

You gotta at least go, you'll be okay for a couple weeks.

[DJ Cruise]

Hey, man, you know what? Like the rest of us, get a job. Yeah, okay. Like, I'll be real. Dude, we can argue about the Somali, but this EBT is just as bad.

[Andy]

Just as bad, dude, our dod.

[DJ Cruise]

So we're. Look, dude, remember when they. When they suspended the EBT at the beginning of November and everybody was freaking the out?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And it's like, you know, and then you look at the grocery hauls that these people pull home, and it's way better than the one that you're getting.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, like, bro, these people have game the system and they understand that they don't have to do because there's a lot of people that will do it the right way. And this is where the Atlas Shrug thing starts to happen, you know, once people start to realize that it's not worth actually having a job. And Obama's the one that did this, bro. He. He raised the welfare to a point where it was almost equal with having a job. And that's where it got. So, you know, are there situations where people need a little bridge? For sure. But should be people be able to stay on this system indefinitely? No, not at all. And that should be a major reform. It should be. You know, you get X Amount of months of government assistance over the course of your life. And once that expires, tough get a job. Are there people who are actually disabled that can't work for sure. Okay. I don't think anybody is anybody feels bad about helping those people out talking able bodied. But yeah, able bodied people that. That choose not to work should never get a dollar from the government in subsidies. Ever. No, ever.

[Andy]

Let's check in with the chat.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

See what the chat. Scott, looks. I know a lot of people are hot right now. Somebody said game in the system like I'm gaming XP on os. Just kidding. Don't. Bammy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

That's not very nice.

[Andy]

That's not nice, Trevor.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. He's lost a hundred pounds.

[Andy]

It's a new year, you know, but I'm gonna say this.

[DJ Cruise]

You. Yeah, well, you know, he's lost 100 pounds.

[Andy]

Is that a click on that? Can you click on his picture? I see a double chin there.

[DJ Cruise]

He's got a beard.

[Andy]

Yeah, he's hiding it.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't think he's wrong. I mean, you should be in better shape, but it's not like you're not working on it. It.

[Andy]

No, it's okay, Trevor. It's fine.

[DJ Cruise]

Venezuela is now militarily escorting oil shipments. Russia has assets, political backing. Go back. Political backing in Venezuela. When oil lanes turn military geopolitics politics just shifted. I agree. I agree.

[Andy]

Dude. I still don't understand the whole. I mean, I know it's about oil. That's what it comes down. I don't think it's about drugs or any of that other. But there's a lot of stuff.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I don't know. I think, you know, there's things that Trump is doing. Well, drug overdoses are way down.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. That's a good thing. You know, I. Listen, I don't hate Trump or like Trump, I'm indifferent. I love the United States. And if he does good things, I'm gonna say he does good things. If he does bad things, I'm gonna say he does bad things. You know, go back up. What that one say? When you're a young man, I'm gonna read it. When you're. When you're. A young man on a date, when you cut a hole the bottom of that popcorn, you want to have some extra room. You guys still do that? That's an old. You must be old. Y' all seen the Sean Ryan interview on Hunter? Yeah, I actually talked to Sean yesterday for like an hour. Yeah, I mean, I think he's Very aware that Hunter was full of. I actually. I know he's very aware that Hunter's full of.

[Andy]

I think Hunter's aware he's full of.

[DJ Cruise]

It was interesting watching. It was interesting watching him try to, like, tell Sean, who is a. Was in the CIA, who's an expert in human behavior and can tell if you're lying to him before he comes out of your mouth.

[Andy]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, like, you're gonna sit there and try to lie to this man who recognizes lies for a living. It is going to take a lot more than talk, guys. But, you know, nobody's talking yet. That's the point. You know, you guys are letting. Sean Ryan is not a Fed.

[Andy]

I was about to say, like, what's your proof?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, get the out of here. Yeah, I'm sure he's a dude. Everybody's a Fed. I'm the Illuminati.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. Like, you know, I saw. I saw the clip went. That clip goes mega viral on. On. On Twitter of me talking that. And everybody was like, oh, he's the only one not to sell out. And then underneath the comments, it would be like, no, he's in the Illuminati. That's why nobody fucks with him. No, nobody. Nobody fucks with me. And nobody invites me on mainstream media because I won't go along with any of their shit. None of it.

[Andy]

You mad? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[DJ Cruise]

I'm not mad. You're just an idiot.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Everything's a conspiracy. Everyone's a fed. That's right. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Nothing's gonna happen.

[Andy]

No. Watch your movie.

[DJ Cruise]

Eat your popcorn. Yeah. You know, cut the hole in the bottom of it. You jerk yourself off, you know?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You guys need to start talking about getting rid of the vha. The care they provide is medical negligence at best. A thousand percent. It is. That's one of the things that pisses me off the most. I have all kinds of friends who are my age that served overseas that are up. They have injuries or they require, like Derek Whyda, who lost his leg, and he's got to go to the va and they. Him around and him around and him around, but let's let these Somalis have billions of dollars and let's. Let's. Let's send it all to Israel and Ukraine while we got all these dudes who went to war based on a lie and lost all kinds of. And have all kinds of problems because of it. And let's just Them with the VA a hundred percent agree. It needs to be completely scrapped and redone. Our veterans should receive not the shittiest care. They should be chauffeured to the fucking hospital and Rolls Royces as fucking heroes. Okay? That's what would happen in Andy's America.

[Andy]

That's right. Somebody asked who would be your running mate.

[DJ Cruise]

I would need someone who is smart and understands the intricacies of the Constitution 100%. That's what I would need.

[Andy]

Yeah, I got a short list for you. We're vetting them right now.

[DJ Cruise]

I. Yeah, yeah, I got. I. I have a couple names but there's. There. These are. These are names that people don't like.

[Andy]

Guys, Andy, we already talked about. I'm gonna. He's gonna let me run HUD and ebt.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I'm a. I'm gonna wreck that all brother. People gonna be so mad at this. Uncle Tom. Just wait. Hell yeah. Zeeshan's gonna be our ambassador to India.

[Chat Moderator]

Foreign ministry.

[DJ Cruise]

Someone said Tulsi. I like Tulsi a lot.

[Andy]

Tulsi.

[DJ Cruise]

Tulsi Gabber. I like Tulsi and she's real and she doesn't around. And I'll be real. I haven't heard enough from her. We haven't heard enough from her.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah. I'd be down with Secret Service.

[DJ Cruise]

I think whoever I brought in would not be an establishment person at all. It would be a complete outsider.

[Andy]

There's no ch.

[DJ Cruise]

Someone who's never been in but understands a lot of Mike Yoder.

[Chat Moderator]

Somebody suggested Mike Yoder?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Andy]

Oh, it puts, bro, did you see he's running for.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Ohio.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Bro, he's blowing up.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, good.

[Andy]

He's blowing up.

[DJ Cruise]

Would I run with J.D. vance? No, I don't trust him. He's already intertwined the political.

[Andy]

Yep, yep. I agree. I agree.

[DJ Cruise]

Andrew Bailey would be somebody.

[Andy]

It'd be a great choice 100.

[DJ Cruise]

Eric Schmidt would be another person.

[Andy]

Be a great choice 100. That'd be a great choice. Hell yeah, man. Well guys, we gotta get to our final segment of the show.

[DJ Cruise]

You. You guys. You guys, you gotta understand, okay, like you know, like you're putting in all these names. I'm reading the stream and it's like all these people that you like on social media and you can't just. Just like you can't put madame in a office when he doesn't know and never run anything. You can't just want someone on social media because they say good to be your president. They got to Be someone that understands how to operate. It's a huge difference. It's a huge diff. The reason our country is a show is the. The last 20 years we've had personalities running the country.

[Andy]

That's real. Grady Judd, maybe. I could see his press conferences. Yeah, man. All right, well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. It's where you bring a headline and we talk about a vote on it. It's one of those two options.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a very good. Ed's a very good counterpart to my mentality. I will say that. Ed's extremely smart and he understands when I'm getting too hot. And he's very good at disarming me in that way. He's a very logical, highly intelligent human being in many different ways. And he's run a lot of shit and he's very successful and he's very good with people. And he's a little bit less extreme than I am. That would be another yin and yang. That would be a key. I would want someone who was less extreme than me because if you let me run unabated, a lot of people ain't gonna fucking like it. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy]

Yeah. Yeah, man. Well, guys, with 2020, I would do.

[DJ Cruise]

What Salah did in Rome, just getting it. I would come in, I would fix the as fast and as hard as I had to, and I'd get the out.

[Andy]

I mean, you on a yacht.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right. I have no aspirations to. To stay there or want to be there or even be recognized as it. Like, when I'm done, you guys will never see me again. Which, by the way, isn't that the way we want it?

[Andy]

I was supposed to be.

[DJ Cruise]

Don't we want motherfuckers in there that aren't there for their own ego? Don't we want there that are there to fix the job? Don't we want people that are going to go in, do it and go the away and be a regular American again? Like, isn't that what everybody wants? I know. That's what we need.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's real, man. That's real. Well, guys, thumbs up are dumb. As with 2026 being here, I thought we'd do a little look back onto 2025 last time and what better way than you? Like list. I have a list here. Let's look at for 2025, the worst items that people have shoved up their butts. The government. Government's keeping track of what people get stuck up their butts. These were the worst items last year.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't feel like I'm gonna be.

[Andy]

Surprised of what's on the list.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Okay, we gotta get some Kalashi bets going here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy]

This is. This is not a trend. We can get behind her. Whether it's due to pure curiosity, misguided chat, GBT advice, or, you know, sex stuff, a shocking number of people ended up in the ER every year after putting something up their butt that very much shouldn't be there. So, of course, there's a database that's entirely anonymous. So the unfortunate soul who lost a corn cob holder inside the rectum can rest easy that no one knows it's them. But Madot, we know.

[DJ Cruise]

A corn cob holder. Corn cob holder. I didn't even know there's spikes on it.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah, bro. I know they still made those. I've never. I mean, I've never used that. I just use your finger. I use my hand on the corn.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. All right. You say you never tried it. You never use that. It means you use other things. No Coke cans.

[Andy]

Oh, man. Okay. All right, well, here's some. Here's the list. Most common thing. What do you think the most common thing was? And I guarantee you it's not what you think.

[DJ Cruise]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Andy]

The most common item.

[DJ Cruise]

But is it a sex toy?

[Andy]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. It's probably construction. Construction. Like a screwdriver.

[Andy]

Close. You're warm. You're not on the hole, but you're warm. Nails. Oh, yeah, bro. Nails. Screws and nails.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, my God.

[Andy]

A few baseballs.

[DJ Cruise]

The wrong with you?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

What the is wrong?

[Andy]

Pasta.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, Listen, America's done, bro. If we. If we. If we got legitimately to stick nails. Nails up their ass, we got a bigger problem.

[Andy]

Bigger problems to worry about.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. We can't make fun of Somali IQs, okay?

[Andy]

Yeah. Somebody put a baseball up there. The reason given was, quote, to see what it felt like. I'd imagine it feels like putting a baseball up here. Yeah. Dog chew toy, dryer sheet. All right. A sandal, a doorknob. Marbles, eyeglasses, a rock. Beard clippers wrapped in plastic. The reason given was feeling constipated for two days.

[DJ Cruise]

I knocked that shit out. Huh?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like.

[Andy]

Yeah. Turkey baster.

[DJ Cruise]

I can see that.

[Andy]

Or you can.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I can. It's got, like a. It's. It's shaped like that way. I mean. Yeah.

[Andy]

Plastic cleanser bottle full of liquid shampoo bottle.

[DJ Cruise]

I slipped in a shower.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

I ran and Slipped and the dick went right in my.

[Andy]

That's right. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Lubricant bottle, enema bottle, aerosol can, a dental pick, wine stopper, corn cob holder, highlighter, invisible marker. What do they think? They wouldn't gonna see it. Two pencils, not one because one's not enough. Magic toy, wand, dildo. And pliers. The pliers were used to try to remove the dildo.

[DJ Cruise]

Broken piece of a butt plug and tweezers try to remove the butt plug piece.

[Andy]

Oh, man. A film canister.

[DJ Cruise]

Film canister. Battery powered light flashlight. Plastic coat hanger with the outside of the hanger cut off so we could drive to the er. A penny. Why would you stick a penny in your butthole?

[Andy]

See if you get lucky.

[DJ Cruise]

Make a wish. Light bulb, glass side first. Jesus Christ. Dude. People. You guys are.

[Andy]

What the fuck, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

Vape pen, corn cob style pipe, rubber gasket, piece of a nose, hair trimmer, rectangular travel toothbrush, a baton, a hair tie. What else? More.

[Andy]

Nope, that's it. That's the. That's the list for 2025 guys.

[DJ Cruise]

What the are you guys into? What the. You guys are. You guys are too into porn, bro.

[Andy]

Yep. That was one ER doctor. He said one of the things that was on the top of his list of stuff he's pulled out of people's butt was a full size pumpkin spice scented Yankee candle.

[DJ Cruise]

That's like this big.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude. Okay, here's the real question.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

How much other do these people stick in their ass that they actually got out of it before they got something stuck in there? They had to go to the er. Dude.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

People are weird.

[Andy]

That's a. That's a can of hairspray.

[DJ Cruise]

What the.

[Chat Moderator]

Somebody in the chat said their IQ dropped to Somalian level after seeing this.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, mine too. Oh, well, I. Maybe not because I can't figure it out.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, the human anus can stretch up to six inches.

[DJ Cruise]

Really? Well, I mean, I. I don't think that that's still a good reason to stick things like that in it.

[Andy]

No, the pliers were in there because I was trying to get that out.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, look, dude, you know, every. Everybody. Everybody get a little freaky stick a finger or something in there. But like where the. Do you get the idea everybody? Huh? I'm just saying. I'm not judging. It's a finger. But what I am saying. What I am saying is how do you go from that to corn cob holders or screws or nails? What the.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's like we talked about. It's what we talked about, bro. That's why people get into the tranny porn. Porn. Yeah, because they get so into porn, it's not enough. That's right, bro. That guy. You know, that guy. Speaking of Sean Ryan, that Navy SEAL that converted to trance and then deconverted. He says that in his interviews. He's like, dude, I got super addicted to porn, and it, like, got me into tranny porn, which got me into, like, wanting to be a which up his whole life, yo.

[Andy]

Yeah, that shit's crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude, that shit's.

[Chat Moderator]

Mr. Brick in super chat saying that list is just in Missouri.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Well, yeah. It must not be the Florida list, because, like, Green Monster energy, Alligator eggs. Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

While you guys were talking about it, people were suggesting, like, 50 other things.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

That people could do.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man, that's crazy. I mean, I could think of pretty much every other thing people could do besides nails.

[Andy]

Yeah, nails.

[Chat Moderator]

Nails was weird.

[Andy]

Screws, like, 16 penny nails.

[DJ Cruise]

What the.

[Andy]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Y' all are a bunch of weirdos, man.

[Andy]

Some weird. Yeah, weird. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, that explains a lot of other things. Like, if we got people dumb enough to do that, it kind of explains a lot.

[Andy]

Makes a lot of sense.

[Chat Moderator]

Her mercury is in. In the chat, saying Andy knows the bowling ball hold.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, no, that's called driving the bus. Oh, that's called driving the bus. That's where you got the hand up there and the thumb in there, and you drive the bus. That's what it's called.

[Chat Moderator]

Bowling ball hold is pretty accurate, too.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's a little different.

[Andy]

You know, it's upside down. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. All right, well, what we got on the list, dude?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, what.

[Andy]

What do we have on the list? What do you.

[DJ Cruise]

I say thumbs down.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Thumbs in the butt.

[DJ Cruise]

Thumbs in the butt.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Apparently just two thumbs in the butt. We're going back to the old. The old way. God dang, man.

[Andy]

Yeah, dude, it's wild. Let's check in the chat one more time.

[DJ Cruise]

Bunch of weird. Dude.

[Andy]

Weird.

[DJ Cruise]

Why don't you just go to the porn store and get the. That's supposed to go in your body.

[Andy]

You want to see this chainsaw disappear?

[DJ Cruise]

Holy man. You guys. You guys is what? Yeah, that is called the shocker, bro. We know that. Two into pink, one and stink.

[Chat Moderator]

I think you better call Governor walls.

[DJ Cruise]

For this list, bro. What is going on?

[Andy]

This sounds like 1920s Germany.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it does. This is a Weimar Republic.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Try basketball. Abracadabra. We're gonna make this nail disappear.

[Andy]

Andy's freaky.

[DJ Cruise]

What's wrong with that? You're supposed to be a little freaky. Hey, man, I. I'm not anti freak. I'm just saying that's like just way, way out there.

[Andy]

That's where I drew. I dropped mine.

[DJ Cruise]

And screws. Yes.

[Chat Moderator]

Gallon of bleach.

[DJ Cruise]

Man.

[Chat Moderator]

Hunter Biden reads the list and says, rookies.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Chat Moderator]

Michelle Obama's list of favorite toys.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, look, man, it's. That's weird.

[Andy]

It's weird, man. Yeah, that's weird, man. Well, guys. Andy, that is all I have.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Why were there no crayons on the list? That crayon would make more sense than a nail to me. That. You know what? That's the. They tried before the nail. That's what I'm talking about. Because that's like the. There's a whole nother list. There's a whole nother list besides this list. This is just the. They got caught with.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

You know, everybody's criminal until caught.

[Andy]

There's a gateway list of lots of.

[Chat Moderator]

People asking for Emily if she's okay. So she had to come in and say, she's good.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Moderator]

She actually commented.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's not. We're not.

[Andy]

Right there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, listen, that. No, that's. That's. Anyway, crayons melt. All right. We have an experience.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

We have someone that knows the crayons melt.

[Andy]

All right, I'm done.

[DJ Cruise]

Thank you, Laura.

[Andy]

I'm done with this. All right.

[Chat Moderator]

What a way to start the year.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy]

Hell of a way.

[DJ Cruise]

Stop sticking shit up your ass, please and thank you. Yes.

[Andy]

Yeah, man. Guys. Andy.

[DJ Cruise]

What's up, Carter. There's Carter Ray.

[Andy]

Oh, what's up, dude?

[DJ Cruise]

I love him.

[Andy]

He's good.

[DJ Cruise]

He's such a fucking great dude.

[Andy]

Super good dude.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy]

Yeah, man.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, here's the deal. We're going to start. That's thumbs down, Trump. Do your fucking job. Stop lying to people. Do what the you're supposed to do. And until he does that, you all need to let him hear it all the time. Don't pay your taxes, and everybody have a great new Year. How about that? We shouldn't pay taxes.

[Andy]

No, we shouldn't.

[DJ Cruise]

The are we getting for it? Okay? And here's the thing about not paying taxes that people don't realize is that everybody's like, oh, well, what are they gonna do? They can't do. They can't do. Okay. Because first of all, it takes the irs. Three years to actually catch you anyway. And by the time three years are done, they don't have the money. We'll have a new government.

[Andy]

That's right. Amen, brother. Hell yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. It's real simple. It's real simple. Nobody pay. The government collapses. We rebuild the government and then we never have to pay again. It's really simple whether they can't do anything about it. Here's what they would do though. Here's strategically what they would do because they will have repercussions. What do you think they will do?

[Andy]

Oh, they're going to go after whoever the mouthpiece is.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no, they're not. They're not going to go after anybody because they can't. They don't have the ability to do it. So history always repeats itself. Nope, not food shortage. Do you know what happened in Germany when they did this? They printed. They printed tons more money and hyper inflated the currency. So what they'll do is they'll, they'll print $10 trillion of new currency and break the financial backs of the Americans. So for the tax strike to actually work, there has to be an agreed upon new currency system that would allow that to fucking happen. So you would have to go back to, you know, it would go to, I don't think digital currency is it either, because they can just shut that off. So it hat there would have to be something else that people bartered or, or you know, silver coins or whatever that will replace that system. Because the first thing they're gonna do is gonna, they're gonna say, oh, you're not gonna pay. Okay, well, we'll make your money worthless and you'll be poor. So that's the other step that has to be thought of.

[Andy]

But even that's gonna take some time.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know, they could print a trillion dollars in one day. So.

[Andy]

That's true.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So there's some strategy that has to be thought out. It's not as simple as just saying, oh, we're not gonna pay. But I don't think it's anything that these creative minds in our country, there's lots of them, it's not just me could think of, you know, to fix it. Well, that's why I said, you know, the, the, you guys need to, or you guys are the ones that got to execute. You know, you guys rely on podcasters to be your voice. That's, that's not gonna get it done. If that was gonna get it done, shit would have changed a long time ago.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, so this idea that you can rely on somebody like me or somebody like, you know, anybody to be the voice, and that's going to put enough pressure. No, that's not you. The people have to make their voices heard in unison now. And that has to happen, otherwise ain't gonna change.

[Andy]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

So.

[Andy]

That's right. Well, guys, we will see you back here Monday with Q&AF. Appreciate you. Guys. Guys. Andy, that is all I have.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, guys, that's the show. Don't be a hoe.

[Andy]

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