986. Andy & DJ CTI: Venezuelan President Arrested, Over 1,000 Arrested In Massive Minnesota Operation & Trans Gymgoer Caught Masturbating

Summary

REAL AF with Andy Frisella — Episode 986 Detailed Summary

Date: January 6, 2026
Hosts: Andy Frisella & DJ Cruise
Episode Focus: Trending political and social headlines, dissected with humor, skepticism, and bluntness.

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Episode Overview

This episode of REAL AF launches into three major topics dominating recent headlines:

1. The arrest and extradition of Venezuela’s president, Nicolás Maduro.
2. A mass criminal operation in Minnesota leading to over 1,000 arrests.
3. The controversy over a trans individual allegedly masturbating in a women’s Planet Fitness bathroom in California.

Andy and DJ blend serious analysis, listener Q&A, and comic relief, scrutinizing both the facts and the public narratives around each headline, aiming to make sense of chaos in modern society.

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1. Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro Arrested & Extradited

Timestamp: 09:00–43:37

Key Discussion Points:

• Rapid Narrative Turnover & Manufactured Protests

  • Andy notes “within six hours” of news breaking, U.S. protesters in NYC had pre-printed signs and gear supporting Maduro, making the hosts question the “organic” nature of the demonstrations. (09:28–10:25)
  • Quote (Andy Frisella, 10:20):
    “I could not get signs printed that fast. It would be impossible. These guys must be... have the hookup.”

• Hypocrisy & Shifting Public Outrage

  • Within “75 days” the activist crowd shifted from “No kings!” to defending a dictator, illustrating how fast social opinions are repackaged. (10:42–11:09)
  • Quote (DJ Cruise, 10:43):
    “No kings to defending a dictator — in 75 days, man. Proof that you can transform your entire life.”

• Details of Maduro’s Arrest & Legal Proceedings

  • Maduro is charged with narco-terrorism, claims to be a POW and asserts US “kidnapped” him; hosts recount his in-court statements (13:12–14:01).
  • Quote (Andy, 13:58):
    “He appeared in court; of course he pleaded not guilty. He claims he’s a prisoner of war, that he was ‘kidnapped by US forces’...”

• Public “Expertise” & Social Media Outrage

  • Both find it amusing that almost immediately, “everyone online is a Venezuela expert.” (14:13–15:36)
  • Mock interviews highlight the ignorance of activists protesting for Maduro. (15:45–16:53)
  • Discussion of actual Venezuelans celebrating Maduro’s downfall versus U.S. activists protesting his arrest.

• Media & Social Manipulation

  • The hosts critique how social and mainstream media amplify narratives: using bots, AI, algorithms to “bend the culture” (26:45–29:46).
  • Quote (DJ Cruise, 27:59):
    “When you see a post, is that AI? ...We are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way.”

• Politicians’ Flip-Flops

  • Pete Buttigieg, Biden, Schumer are called out for contradicting past statements about Venezuela when a new administration is involved (20:56–22:44).
  • Quote (Andy, 20:14):
    “It’s not that Trump did this... they’re mad that it was Trump that did this.”

• Deeper Motives & Consequences

  • Hosts debate whether the operation was about drugs (which they doubt), oil, geopolitical power, or even the 2020 U.S. election.
  • The consensus: No one “on the outside” knows the full truth, and the only certainty is that online analysis is often shallow.
  • Quote (DJ Cruise, 24:13):
    “There are things we know and then there are things we don’t. ...This could be so many different things. I do not have a grasp on what this means.”

• Cultural/Societal Parallels

  • Andy draws parallels to U.S. intervention history (Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan), cautioning what chaos may follow.
  • They discuss how actual Venezuelans may benefit economically (oil profits), while Americans question why “we can arrest a dictator in hours but not corrupt U.S. politicians.” (33:46)

Notable Quotes/Moments

• Andy Frisella (25:48):
  “If this was about drugs, we’d be bombing the shit out of Mexico, Canada, and China.”

• DJ Cruise (29:02):
  “Most people live inside a propaganda machine... it’s a full-blown culture-bending mechanism.”

• Andy (33:46):
  “We can go over to another country and arrest a dictator in hours, but we can’t put one politician in jail.”

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2. Minnesota’s Massive Criminal Crackdown

Timestamp: 43:37–58:45

Key Discussion Points:

• Over 1,000 Arrests in a Week

  • Federal authorities arrest murderers, rapists, pedophiles — many of whom had longstanding removal orders.
  • Jokes about how “final removal” means nothing in practice. (47:03–47:13)

• Failure of Local Leadership

  • Outgoing Minnesota Governor Tim Walz steps down after enabling what’s described as one of the “biggest fraud scandals” involving daycare funds, slams “conspiracy theorists” and Trump over the fallout. (48:29–51:18)
  • Quote (Andy, 49:14):
    “Tampon Tim’s a retard... grade A.”

• Mockery of Political Theater

  • “All it took was one kid with a cell phone” to expose the fraud that the establishment allegedly ignored. (50:31–50:53)
  • The hosts ridicule Walz’s self-congratulation and “finger blasting” gesture on the campaign trail.

• Enforcement Frustrations

  • Listeners share and hosts echo sarcasm about why the U.S. can execute high-profile foreign arrests but can’t enforce immigration law or prosecute elite criminals domestically.

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3. Trans Gym-Goer Caught Masturbating in a Women’s Bathroom (California Planet Fitness)

Timestamp: 59:29–72:45

Key Discussion Points:

• Incident Overview

  • Allegation: A trans woman was recorded masturbating in the women’s bathroom.
  • Video was filmed in May 2025, but only now going viral.

• Hosts’ Reactions: Outrage and Sarcasm

  • Andy and DJ lambast the policy of allowing “mentally disturbed men” into women’s spaces, tying it to manipulated social narratives.

  • Quote (DJ Cruise, 60:01 & 60:49):
    “Let’s allow men who are mentally disturbed into women’s spaces. ...Most women do not want transvestites in their restrooms. They don’t want dicks in the restroom.”

• Failure of Companies & Society

  • Argue that businesses and media cowed to social pressure, which led to absurd policies.
  • “No one actually believes this is a good idea.”

• Viral Video Breakdown

  • DJ gives a comic “forensic” breakdown of the video.

  • Boyfriend confronts the individual, resulting in a bizarre on-camera debate about whether it’s okay to film — sidestepping the crime itself.

  • Quote (Andy, 64:08):
    “Are you allowed to video people... No. ...You are a male in the [women’s bathroom]. I love it.”

• Violence as Social Corrective

  • The hosts assert that such behavior was once preventable by societal standards and “fisticuffs” — emphasizing the decline in consequences for perverse or predatory behavior.

  • Quote (Andy, 69:00):
    “From the beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language and that is violence. ...When you get punched in the face, you learn not to do those things.”

• Historical/cultural Parallels

  • They reference Weimar Germany’s decadence as a cautionary tale for cultural decline.
  • Note that predators get punished in prison, but get rights and protection outside.

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4. Cultural/Economic Chatter, Audience Q&A, and Comic Relief

Timestamp: 72:45–End

• “Thumbs Up or Dumb As” Segment

  • Review and debate new Chick-fil-A “retro” branding and menu items.
  • Playfully argue about regional chicken chains (Chick-fil-A vs. Zaxby’s vs. Canes).
  • Approve of fun, retro branding as a winning move.

• Beer Bottles and Heineken Story

  • Andy recounts a humorous/drugged out 24-hour blackout in Amsterdam tied to Heineken brewery and accidentally eating weed cookies (87:08–91:26).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• “Tribal disruption. …We saved them from the tyrant, now what? Now chaos.” – Andy on regime change, (40:01)

• “We have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of bed; we sure as fuck have the ability to pull… corrupt politicians out of their beds too.” – Andy, (36:07)

• “A thousand arrests sounds like a lot, until you realize how many have come over here. It’s a very, very tiny amount.” – DJ Cruise, (44:51)

• “No one cares about cameras anymore, bro. The only way people like this learn [trans bathroom predator] is physical repercussions.” – Andy, (64:53, 66:41)

• Fleece Johnson/'Booty Warrior' references — direct quotes and laughter over infamous jailhouse interviews about “tossing the salad with jelly or syrup.” (73:09–77:51)

• “Loop in fisticuffs or public executions — either one will set the tone in society.” – DJ Cruise, (72:02)

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Key Takeaways

• Distrust in Official Narratives: The hosts repeatedly highlight how quickly narratives shift and how both media and online “experts” have little grounding in reality, arguing the public rarely gets the full truth.

• Cultural/Societal Rot: They assert that disorder, crime, and moral confusion are direct outcomes of a manipulated, consequence-free environment — both online and in the real world.

• Blunt, Irreverent Analysis: No topic or figure is safe from ridicule; insight is frequently interwoven with NSFW jokes, mockery, and slang.

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Listener Value

Whether you agree or disagree with the hosts, this episode delivers a no-holds-barred, highly opinionated, satirical breakdown of three of the week’s major news stories, coupled with enough context, comic relief, and audience interaction for both entertainment and critical reflection.

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Episode Segment Timestamps

• Start / Banter: 00:02–09:28
• Venezuela / Maduro arrest: 09:28–43:37
• Minnesota crackdown & Tim Walz: 43:37–58:45
• Planet Fitness “trans” incident: 59:29–72:45
• Retro food & beer talk: 79:08–End

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Notable Speaker Labels:
AF – Andy Frisella
DJ – DJ Cruise

All quotes are lightly cleaned for clarity but preserve the original tone and intent of the hosts.

Transcript

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Pole stove counted millions in a cold bad booty swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no head shot case Close, close, close.

[DJ Cruise]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet live. That's we're going to do. I guess we could stop saying live now because it's always going to be live, you know, Present. Yeah, we're here. All right, if this is your first time to the show, this is cti. This is where we put topics on the screen. We talk about what's going on, we speculate, we have some laughs and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. We have other shows as well throughout the week. We have Q and A that is available every Monday. It's where you submit questions and we answer them. The YouTube video, those is over on Andy for selling motivation. It's a brand new channel. Make sure you go over there and click and subscribe and. Yeah, we'll just get right into it, man. Don't forget, share the show out. Can't have no hoes.

[Andy Purcell]

No. No hus.

[DJ Cruise]

No huzz. Don't be a huz, don't be a hus. Share the buzz. There we go. How about that?

[Andy Purcell]

Share. Share the brush. Yeah, there you go.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What's going on, dog?

[DJ Cruise]

Nothing there.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, beautiful day. It actually was a really nice day today, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, finally.

[Andy Purcell]

I can't stand it though. The back and forth it me, I.

[DJ Cruise]

Was just talking to Mikey about that in the gym, dude. Yeah, I was like, bro, this. You don't notice how bad the gray stuff is until you get like one day.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to figure out what the it wants to do, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Like, it's been doing this our whole lives, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Just pick one.

[DJ Cruise]

Not gonna change.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I know, but I'm saying. But like I'm just like the government. Well, this is one of my hopes. Like, I hope that those like climate activists and are kind of right. Like just bring the heat, dog. I'm cool. I'm cool with it, man. But this, it's like an oven here in the summer. So I guess, I don't know, maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it be.

[DJ Cruise]

Just whatever, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it's fine. It's Fine. We got the chats rolling. Chats are alive and well. We have Twitter ROLLING X ROLLING. YouTube is rolling. Welcome. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us.

[DJ Cruise]

This Jason, that's 100% not true.

[Andy Purcell]

Just so you know what he say.

[DJ Cruise]

Talk about it later.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. All right. I missed it. All right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Have a hell of a show put together for everybody.

[DJ Cruise]

Y.

[Andy Purcell]

But I think, you know, I was thinking about this. I felt that it's extremely important that, you know, before we really get into these headlines, we have to prepare ourselves mentally. Yeah, I think that's important. And so you guys listening at home right now, wherever you are, I felt that we should take 60 seconds for some liberal insanity. Okay. Before we get started. All right. You ready?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Brace yourselves.

[DJ Cruise]

Ra. What are the chances that dude banged, like, four of those nasties? Yeah. The guru is here.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's ascend to our spiritual selves. We have to be naked.

[Andy Purcell]

Two things.

[DJ Cruise]

The women go home, and they're like, honey, what happened? Oh, we had a spiritual experience.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm awoken.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. What do you think that tent smells like?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, bro, I was about to say two things. First, what the. I can smell it.

[DJ Cruise]

Smells like BO and patchouli mixed together, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Patchouli. That's that musk.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. All the hippies use it, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man. I. Oh. And my second thought was, you know, I guess, Andy, you are right. You can truly be successful if you try hard on anything.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know what that is.

[Andy Purcell]

Y' all called a scam. Is that scamming some. There's no doubt about that. How much you think that cost to go? I looked up the tickets. I have the ticket price. What do you think?

[DJ Cruise]

500 bucks?

[Andy Purcell]

250.

[DJ Cruise]

250.

[Andy Purcell]

250. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Doodly doodle. Give me 500.

[Andy Purcell]

Man. Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

What is going on, dude?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, they. They don't.

[DJ Cruise]

This is the. This is how desperate people are for some sort of purpose, dude. Bro, like, imagine showing this video to someone from, like, the 1950s.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? What is going on, bro?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, dude, here's my problem. Real talk, though, like, you know, attention to detail. Guys, just get real candles, bro. Like, you don't even got real kills. Led.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, it's a business, but truly ain't.

[Andy Purcell]

Gonna work if we got led candles. Like, everybody knows that. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, it's. I. I don't get it, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, bro, she's feeling good, man.

[DJ Cruise]

I am wired. Just a completely I got a completely different program than those guys did. Holy.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

What did we notice about this too? There is no black people.

[Andy Purcell]

Not one. No, not one, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

We.

[Andy Purcell]

I'd be scared to walk.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no rhythm allowed.

[Andy Purcell]

I'd be scared. Oh, man. Oh, dude. I'd be scared to walk in there.

[DJ Cruise]

I am an equal opportunity. Make fun of people or.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, that's what it made that up. I love it, dude. Yeah, this is great. This is great.

[DJ Cruise]

Boil hot dogs and no rhythm.

[Andy Purcell]

Wet nickels. That's what it smells like.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh my God.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. And, and, and some good news before we get, you know, it's.

[DJ Cruise]

We got good news.

[Andy Purcell]

We got good news, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

The flu's back.

[DJ Cruise]

The flu.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, isn't that great?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it was on a vision quest, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

It was gone.

[DJ Cruise]

It was there with whoopty Woo.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. Flu's back, guys. So, you know, be grateful and good man. It's gonna be a great day. Yeah, it's gonna be a great day. Let's, let's. We're prepared now.

[DJ Cruise]

This is my least favorite week of the month of the year.

[Andy Purcell]

Why is that?

[DJ Cruise]

Because I gotta open up my Instagram and I gotta see all the same people say the same that I've seen him see, say for the last 10 years on the Internet, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

This is my year.

[DJ Cruise]

My year. Do it this time. By Wednesday they're gonna be woohooing with Billy Bob. You know, maybe I'm talking about new path.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, that was a little too serious for me, so I, you know, went this other way.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I accept myself.

[Andy Purcell]

The worst ones. You know what, I'm just gonna try in 2020.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what, dude? Maybe you shouldn't accept yourself. Maybe you're a piece of. You know what I'm saying? Like you ever that recur, like just accept it. I got self love. Why?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

There's things about you that you probably should love anyway. I get irritated, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I get it because like, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

I pour a lot of my life into trying to help people that quite honestly, you know, they don't want to actually change. A lot of people do, but there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change. You know, they want it to fit, they want to sound good, they want to feel good about it. I'm going to do this. But then they never do it and it just irritates me.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like they want to see if, if you. If you believe them this time.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

2026.

[DJ Cruise]

No. Nobody believes you until you do it, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Damn.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, whatever, dude. That's neither here nor there.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'm just. That's fine.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's just move past it. I'm gonna get annoyed. Let's start yelling.

[Andy Purcell]

You gotta save that for headline.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm aware. I know. I got it coming. I know.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy4seller.com. You guys can find them link there. Check down in the description below for that as well. So let's get into our first headline now, setting the tone. Okay, obviously we got to talk about the Venezuela thing. So before I, you know, for all of those out there, I'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your. Your Ukraine flags down and take your, your pro Palestine flags down and before you switch them up. And I, I did some homework for everybody. This is what the flag of Venezuela looks like for all of us.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, no, we've already seen it. We. I've already seen it within. Within six hours, which was very interesting. I don't know if you have this, but within six hours of this man being extracted from Venezuela, we had protesters.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

On the streets of New York City with printed signs.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Now, I've been in business for a long time and I've had to have a lot of printed. Okay, A lot. So much so that one of my best friends owns like one of the best print shops in the world. He trains everybody how to do this. We send him all kinds of business and money. And we've been working with it for. I could not get science printed that fast. No, it would be impossible. Which I thought was interesting because these guys must be. Have the hookup when it comes to the printing, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

They go to those Woohoo ceremonies. Yes. They know it's coming.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's coming. I just, just. I just found that interesting, you know, Isn't that weird? I just found it interesting. You know, we had the, we had the scarves and we had the signs and, you know, we went from. Which was interesting. No kings.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right, hold on. No kick. This is, this is real shit. I did the math. No kings to defending a fucking dictator, right? In 75 days, man. Proof that you could transform your entire life. Fucking proof, baby.

[Andy Purcell]

That's real.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You can go from. You can go from one extreme to the other in 75 days, completely change your life. It's science.

[Andy Purcell]

Unfortunately, these people, their lives still look the same, but I wanted to put that up just in case, you know. And I also did a little extra homework. Okay. For those that are unaware, here's a map. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Showing you where. Where Venezuela is. Okay, let's zoom in on it. Right, like right by Colombia, north of Brazil. Right, There you go. Okay. I did the homework for you, but. Yeah. Maduro kidnapped, Extradited. I don't know what you want to call it. We're gonna get into it though, because they're distracted.

[DJ Cruise]

It could be a lot of things.

[Andy Purcell]

Could be a lot of things.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, there's a lot here, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

There is a lot.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, the crazy thing is though, like this picture here, I feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on a boys weekend, you know what I'm saying? Like, trying to.

[DJ Cruise]

That's me you guys are dragging out. What kind of shoes you wearing there? What is that, dude?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, man.

[DJ Cruise]

He's got the orange Jordans on.

[Andy Purcell]

It was like some Venezuela bro. You see, they, they. So they kept switch switching them out, right. And what he was.

[DJ Cruise]

They put him in origin.

[Andy Purcell]

Did you see Pete respond?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I saw it. It was awesome.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What do you say? He said he was giving thumbs up because. Yeah, that good.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I saw that, dude. That was so funny.

[Andy Purcell]

Solid way to handle that. It was great. But, yeah, they got him, man. And that's his wife. That's his wife there. Yeah, you. Ooh, yeah. And then they got him out. So he's out. He already has been presented in court for his official plea entry, where of course, he pleaded not guilty. And he claims that he's a prisoner of war and that he was quote unquote kidnapped by US forces as he pled not guilty. So, yeah, he goes, he goes, he goes into court. He appeared there on narco terrorism charges. And you know, he entered the courtroom, he said happy New Year in English to the audience before greeting his lawyers. And then he went on to say, I am the President of the Republic of Venezuela. I am here, kidnapped. I was captured at my home in Caracas, Venezuela. 63 year old fallen despot proclaimed in Spanish before Judge Alvin Hellerstein stopped him. The judge shot bat quote, let me in a fear. There will be a time and a place to go into all of this. Your counsel will be able to make motions at this time. I just want to know one thing. Are you Nicholas Maduro Moros? The judge asked. The ousted dictator replied, I am Nicholas Maduro Moras. That was pretty good, right? But, yeah, but to your point, dude, very quickly. There's two bands here, we got two camps. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

It was interesting. Before you even start there. It was interesting how, you know, I popped open my phone is. We were texting. What were we talking? What Was that, like 8 in the morning? We were all texting about it, you know, Sunday morning, right? Or was that Saturday morning or Sunday morning? Whatever.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

The morning after.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

8:00 clock in the morning. What the fuck's going on? We're try. We're all talking about it. I open my phone, dude, everybody figured it out.

[Andy Purcell]

They already know. It was amazing, bro. Listen, it was crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Every single person knows that. Talks about what was going on, knows exactly what's going on.

[Andy Purcell]

They are Venezuelan histologist, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

It made me feel stupid, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

You know the funny thing, I actually.

[DJ Cruise]

Think we should probably just pack it in because like they're knowing the within five minutes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Why would he even do this?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, frso. The Freedom Road Socialist Organization had signs ready to go, you know, and they're rolling. And there's two, there's two camps here, right? There's. You have American citizens.

[DJ Cruise]

Who's funding them?

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, well, I, I could, I could. I have a very educated guess on that. But you have our. You have American citizens here, right? In this country, in the United States of America. And you have a few of them, very, very small amount of them that are protesting in favor of Maduro, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And to your point, everybody's a fucking expert on this field, right? They've been studying Venezuela for it.

[DJ Cruise]

Made me feel stupid.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, for sure, right?

[DJ Cruise]

I must be way behind.

[Andy Purcell]

But the funny thing is, dude, when you actually talk to these people, this is what they have to say. Check this clip.

[DJ Cruise]

What do you know about Nicholas Maduro?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know much, bro, but here with Central cso and we fight against all this with like the, the, with the Trump administration, ice, police brutality.

[DJ Cruise]

So we're just here in support of.

[Andy Purcell]

All that right now.

[DJ Cruise]

And what is, what does Maduro have to do with all that, bro?

[Andy Purcell]

You know, but we're here in support.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, it makes sense, you know. Nicholas Maduro is responsible for almost 8 million people leaving Venezuela, like a quarter of the population over the last decade. I mean, he's, he's contributed a lot, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

But you know, we just here supporting.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I mean?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah. Go, go. Nicholas Maduro.

[Andy Purcell]

Can we do that?

[DJ Cruise]

Let's do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Got me?

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, now you don't want to do it?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, you know, to be fairness, he's, he's new to socialism. Oh, that's what you could tell. You could tell because he's fat.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Seasoned socialists are starving. So he's new. He hasn't figured it out yet.

[Andy Purcell]

He ain't figured that out.

[DJ Cruise]

So you can't, can't get on him too hard.

[Andy Purcell]

He ain't gonna like it. Yeah, he a. He ain't gonna like it. Yeah, he likes.

[DJ Cruise]

They didn't tell him that part. They didn't tell them no $2.

[Andy Purcell]

What are we doing? What do you mean?

[DJ Cruise]

Mandatory diets for everyone.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, but the funny thing is though, right, you got, you got American citizens here in this country that are protesting the arrested capture of Maduro, right?

[DJ Cruise]

How stupid are people, bro? Yeah, between the woo woo and this.

[Andy Purcell]

It'S like, I had to, I told you, you had to prepare yourself. You had to prepare yourself. But these are our people, right? Like these Americans are protesting, they're mad, they're upset. Right? But then I'm conflicted because you go to Venezuela, right? And you see the reports from the people in Venezuela, they're celebrating it and they're happy and they made their own posters. They didn't get that printed out. Right. Thank you, President Donald Trump.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, yeah, I mean, here's a clip.

[Andy Purcell]

Check this out.

[DJ Cruise]

I hope you have your coffee when.

[Andy Purcell]

I tell you this, but these are great news. All eyes on Venezuela.

[DJ Cruise]

These are historical news.

[Andy Purcell]

This is history in the making.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, my chest, it feels like it's gonna explode with joy.

[Andy Purcell]

Because after, I mean, before I was even born, there have been struggles.

[DJ Cruise]

My family has been fighting for so many years before, before his, before I was even here.

[Andy Purcell]

They have told me about it.

[DJ Cruise]

They told me about a time where democracy existed. And now I can finally look forward to that.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's interesting.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, look, dude, we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going on here. That could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same things. Yeah, I did see a number of clips of people saying, I've seen a lot of these.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, there's a lot of these, dude. And like, and, and, and to be. We're. It's 7:21pm Central Time here. There's still reports that like, you know, Maduro's people, they're still people up. Like anybody that's in the streets right now, there's shooting still going on. And they're like, I've Seen, bro. I've seen some crazy clips like them in the big MRAPs and stuff, just running over civilians.

[DJ Cruise]

That was going on before this before.

[Andy Purcell]

It's still going on, right? And it's like, I mean, there's a lot of interesting stuff happening, and it's hard to get a good gauge, right to your point. It's hard to know, well, fuck, what is the truth, right? And I imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle for sure, Right? But these are the citizens that are. You know, you see both sides, both camps. It's funny, though, because this also happens with our politicians. Pete Buttigieg. Pete up the butt. Just got it. He just got lit up for blasting Trump over Venezuela. But then a past statement that he made comes out, right? So he just posted this on Twitter January 3rd, saying, quote, it's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home, decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don't want to, quote, run a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one. Okay, now, and listen here, Pete, Pete, up the butt.

[DJ Cruise]

I get it.

[Andy Purcell]

But you can't switch up like that because the Internet doesn't delete itself. You were also the same person saying this, Right, quote, the illegitimate takeover of this Venezuelan national assembly is further evidence that dictator Maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate his grip on power. I stand behind Juan G. And the Venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim their democracy and defend their rights. You got to pick one, buddy. And I feel like that's the case with a lot of these people. Right? Like, they're not mad that Trump did this. They're mad that it was Trump that did this. Is the. Is.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, every look, that's tribalism, Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, if the per. Somebody else had a clip like this, too, it was Schumer.

[Andy Purcell]

Schumer.

[DJ Cruise]

Schumer did the same thing. Yeah, we all do. Yeah, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Biden had a bounty on this dude's head. Yeah. Check this. This from kgp. No, it's been a while since we've talked to her. Check this one out. Quickly turn to Venezuela, where Maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration. As President Biden emphasized during his meeting with President elect Edmundo Gonzalez urutio on Monday, January 6, we believe that it.

[DJ Cruise]

Is essential that the will of the Venezuelan people is respected.

[Andy Purcell]

In coordination with our partners, we've given Maduro and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy but they haven't. So today we are building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions. We announced new sanctions on key Maduro aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable. And we imposed more visa restrictions to, to totaling nearly 2,000 individuals.

[DJ Cruise]

We also increased the reward amount to.

[Andy Purcell]

$25 million for Nicolas Maduro and his so called Minister of Interior as part of the Department of State's narcotics rewards program.

[DJ Cruise]

Quickly, wasn't this the same Maduro that the Biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to United States here? That's what I'm saying.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Isn't that weird?

[DJ Cruise]

Wasn't Venezuela like the main country that all the Dominion voting systems were run out of?

[Andy Purcell]

I've heard that too.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's not forget about that.

[Andy Purcell]

Isn't that weird? Yeah, Isn't that weird?

[DJ Cruise]

Weird. There's a lot going on here, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

There's a lot to unpack here.

[DJ Cruise]

There's a lot to go back to the previous statement where Buddha just says, americans don't want to run another company country. Well, that depends. I mean, if gas is 50 cents a gallon over here, nobody's gonna give a.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, let's run some more.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, here's what I'll appreciate. Here's what I will say about, about the statements that I heard from Trump. How much more do you have here?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I mean, keep going, you're good.

[DJ Cruise]

But what I will say about Trump is I like the fact that he just straight up said it. Yeah, we're gonna take the oil. We're probably gonna sell some of it too. And we're gonna send our companies in there and that's what we're gonna do. And then people were bitching about that and we have Venezuelans on the, on the ground saying. Because before it was, you know, China and Russia.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Trying to align countries that are not.

[Andy Purcell]

Even in this hemisphere.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct. And the guy very, the guy very simply says, you know, he's just a dude on the street. Apparently they got smarter people than we do. He goes, he goes. And to those of you guys saying that the US Wants our oil, what the fuck do you think Russia and China wanted?

[Andy Purcell]

Our rapists?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, we, we'd much rather have you guys have it than us or than them.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, like. And it's just, it's just funny, dude. It's funny seeing all the different.

[Andy Purcell]

It's, it's crazy now again, I mean, I know there's a lot.

[DJ Cruise]

The funniest thing to me though is like how everybody has it figured out?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like everybody's sitting in the room. You know what I'm saying? There's things we know and then there's things we don't know for sure. Right, for sure. And this could, all, this could be so many different things.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I do not have a, I'm going to tell you right now, I do not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. This could be a, this could be a, this could be the first step in Trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are, you know, Russia and China, strategically. Right. It could be, it could be. This has to do with 2020 election. This could be it. He was a installed role model player from the CIA that they extracted. This could be so much. There's no way to know right now.

[Andy Purcell]

It could be an Israel player.

[DJ Cruise]

There's no way to know. There's no way to know. And I know everybody thinks they know.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

But there's no way. No, there's no way.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I, I know this, here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me. Right. Because there are, there are a lot of arguments of, like, why this happened. And it could be all of these things. Like, to your point, it could be all. It could be, you know, certain things. It could be all of these things. It could be none of those things. And this.

[DJ Cruise]

It could. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, it's like there's a lot. Right. But one of the things that doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs. Right. Like that's an argument that's out there both left and right. They're saying, you know, oh, well, you know, all the drugs that are flowing.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, that's not true.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Because if that was the case, we'd be bombing the shit out of Mexico, we'd be bombing the shit out of Canada, we'd be bombing the shit out of China. Yeah, Right. Which none of those things have happened and I don't believe will happen. So I don't believe that this really.

[DJ Cruise]

Has much to do with drugs. It's statistically not true. By the, by the percentage for drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

It's just not true.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, for sure. I mean, do we do it now?

[DJ Cruise]

Is that, is that, could that go into the decision making?

[Andy Purcell]

Sure. I'm sure that was a point in the pro.

[DJ Cruise]

Con. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Pro side.

[DJ Cruise]

But to me, that obviously feels like what what can we sell the public on?

[Andy Purcell]

Right, right, right. So I mean, like there's that. I don't, I'm, I don't buy that, you know, but then again, like I, I'm big on what, what are the actual people that are there saying? And from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that, that are.

[DJ Cruise]

Happy that this, it appears that way to me as well, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Like this dude, there was an election, he stole the fucking election, installed himself as president. Like you said, deal with it.

[DJ Cruise]

Here's the thing, dude, there was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all Internet traffic is bot based traffic. Okay?

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

Now this is why it's important to take a breath. And when you get outraged and you get pissed off and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the Internet and then you combine AI and then you combine algorithms on top of that, we are being fed narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way. So there's certain people they want to make mad and there's certain people they want with it and they direct that through social media. So it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is. It is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school. That is not what social media is now it is a full blown propaganda, culture bending mechanism that is used in force collectively by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things. That's the truth.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So it's very, very important that people understand that. When you see a post, is that AI?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Do you know if it's AI? I don't know. Do you know? It's hard to tell. Okay. The traffic on the post, are those bots or are those real people? Are all those likes? Imagine somebody behind the curtain dude, who says, oh, okay, here's what we want people to believe. Here's the messaging we want them to go with. So we're going to put out a video or we're going to take someone else's video saying that and we're going to turn the likes up to, or the views up to 50 million.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

And we're going to turn the comments up in support or against.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Like there's that. Okay. And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on. We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine. It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be, you know, whatever.

[Andy Purcell]

Because we all took that as gold.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. We all trusted it. And for a long time, I believe that, you know, I would say things like this, man, when I was growing up, the news was just the news. And you know, but it wasn't. It was just people telling you the. That they wanted to tell you. And so now we have this system that is an ecosystem that most people live inside at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people to believe certain things are the truth. So, you know, when you look at the video here, right, and we're looking at this picture where Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump. What is there 50 people in that picture? Right. We don't know. We're not there.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

We, we have to, we have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's going on. And it's, it's weird to me, it's weird to me watching the Internet react to that so quickly, not learning any such confidence, not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, bro, I mean, to that point, man, like, it truly is like you are going to see more of what not. You want to see what they want you to see.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. And like, I think a big eye opener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd, right. And during that time how much divisive was being pushed out, right? And then we saw, we. They pushed that again probably about a year ago with the white versus black narratives. Right. Like inundated with this. And I'm not saying that like things were not actually happening. Yeah, right. But it was like this, like, you could, you could just tell that it was not genuine. Right, Right. Like, like, why am I just like, it's, it's all.

[DJ Cruise]

Why? Why is nobody in real life acting this way?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Like, where is this at? Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly.

[Andy Purcell]

Where is this at?

[DJ Cruise]

I started, I started noticing that in 2014.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

When Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis. And yeah. I was getting texts from people that didn't live here and they're like, bro, you okay? What's this? Whole city's under attack. I'm like, bro, it's like one block.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right, right.

[DJ Cruise]

It's like one block. It's like a out of hand block party. You know what I mean?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So it was.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, that's, that's very important, man. I think that's A great question. Like, anybody listening, watching, like, the next. Next piece of content? Why? What's the point of this? What's the point of me watching this right now?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

What's the goal? Right? Like, what. What are they trying to achieve with this?

[DJ Cruise]

If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be?

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, I think that's so important, man. Let's check in with the chat, see what the chat got.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, it is, and it's also important. It's also important for people's voices that you listen to, Right? Like, a lot of these people have made. They. They were. No, they didn't have a business. They didn't have.

[Andy Purcell]

They were nobody.

[DJ Cruise]

They were nobody before 2020. Nobody even heard of them. And now, all of a sudden, they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because of this and that and this. And that's no different than the mainstream media. The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in. And so you have to, like, really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying their bills.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I don't run ads. We don't run ads here. You know what I'm saying? Anyway.

[Andy Purcell]

No, that's super important, dude. Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send Aviator was saying, I was born in Venezuela and was raised in Texas. This is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States and Venezuela. What's your take on that?

[DJ Cruise]

I think it's possible. I think it's possible. You know, when oil prices go down, everything follows. So.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship, I mean, it affects everything.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, oil truly does affect.

[DJ Cruise]

If I was a Venezuelan person, though, I'd be, like, super pissed because not about this, this, but about, like, you have more oil than Saudi Arabia. Look how those are living.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, bro, I mean, it just goes in corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, bro. You know what I was getting when, like, reading his statements in court, right, bro? I was getting, like, Nicholas Chesky vibes, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting, touting, and thinking you have power here, bro. You have zero.

[DJ Cruise]

My toe in there at the end there says I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come. Well, the economic boom comes for me all the time because I work my dick off. That's what actually matters the most.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So let's not lose sight of that.

[Andy Purcell]

That's real Somebody said, bye, bye, Amazon Rainforest. Yeah. So. Oh, another good point from A guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, it's crazy. We can go over to another country and arrest a dictator in just hours, but we can't put one politician in jail.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, that's what I said. That was the thing I had to say. I had to say, look, dude, I'm going to be real. I thought, you know, I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that from us.

[Andy Purcell]

That was great.

[DJ Cruise]

Especially after what Biden had done in the. In our collective, to our collective American brand internationally, weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress up as fucking women and dogs and all this weird. I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that. Yeah. And then on top of it, to add to that comment, yeah, let's see some of these tactical snatchings of, you know, Fauci and the corrupt politicians and the people who did covet and the people who, you know, have been doing all of these crimes and stole the. Let's see those.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you talking about economic boom, baby?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, bro. Like, I'm just saying. Let's. Let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that are here in the country. Let's, let's, let's. Let's. You. Let's use our skills that we clearly have.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Jawani is saying the exact same thing in super chat. Yeah, yeah, dude, I agree, bro. We got a lot of problems we gotta handle here, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, he's right.

[Andy Purcell]

A lot. Yeah, a lot, bro. We, like, again, I thought the same thing. I thought it was. I thought it was a great show of forest. But, like, but those dudes, if we don't fix our. A lot of those dudes that were in that action, they're gonna be like, homeless with the rest of the vets that are, you know, I'm saying, like, we're not fixing anything, bro. Like, okay, cool. Gas goes down when we get cheaper. That's great. That's great. We still got.

[DJ Cruise]

What if this is. What if this is the first step to. Now I'm playing devil's advocate, obviously, but what if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got with in the first place, along with strategic reasons, and you're checking off multiple boxes at once, you know?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, you don't think they only went there for Duro?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

But we can't just say it's for this or that or this. Not Enough information has come out yet. It just hasn't.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah. So put your little signs down, guys. All right, so. Yeah, what's this? What's James say? I'm gonna go back up. Click it. Yeah, There you go. James. There could have been multiple maturo body doubles to hide where he really lives since. Different outfits, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Who knows?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, who knows?

[DJ Cruise]

Here's what I know. We got problems here. Those problems need to be solved. And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of his motherfucking bed, we sure as fuck have the ability to pull the migrants and the criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been fucking America over for the last fucking however many years out of their beds, too. Okay? So let's see some of that.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man, I thought it was great. Tactical snatching was my nickname in college. Check in with the chat, man. We're gonna spend a little bit more time with you guys before we head to our next. Our next.

[DJ Cruise]

And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move. Or was I. I. You know, I'll be real. Dude, one of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle east was they didn't take the oil.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this. And they didn't really do what they were, you know, like, dude, if we're gonna send all these people over there, let's at least get some out of it.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's take some. I say let's conquer it.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, I'm of a con. You know, it's funny you say that, because Tucker said something like that today about how it seems like this is very. This is very similar to what happened in World War II. Okay. People don't really know what happened in World War II. Okay. History was told that Germany invaded Austria at. Against their will.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Austria voted to a 991 to join Germany. They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria and Austria's military went into Germany and they threw a party. Okay. But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took. Dude, that's not what happened.

[Andy Purcell]

That's crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

So now think about what's going on here. What. How could that be written? It could be written one of two ways. It could be written.

[Andy Purcell]

Trump's an invasion.

[DJ Cruise]

Trump invaded World War 8.

[Andy Purcell]

Right, right.

[DJ Cruise]

Or the other way. And now today he's talking about Greenland.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So, you know, what did Hitler do? He didn't. He didn't stop at Austria, he went, he said, oh, we need this for strategy. We need that. So there's a lot of parallels between what happened and, and ultimately we, we all know this, that the winners write the history books.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruise]

So, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, and they keep. They call Trump a Nazi. Well, yeah, you know, I'm saying. So, I mean.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but I mean, like, they don't know what the fuck a Nazi is.

[Andy Purcell]

No, they don't. They don't. Canada is the 51st state, you know, that's what I think. That's what. Yeah, like, like conquer it. If we're going to go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that shit.

[DJ Cruise]

It doesn't sound like they want to be. It sounds like they're willing. They're willing partners in economic, trade and business.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but the problem is, bro, like, here's the other issue. Anytime.

[DJ Cruise]

And by the way, if they're going to be partners with somebody, why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there?

[Andy Purcell]

Here's my only issue, bro. I don't, I don't believe. And this has nothing against this current administration. This is just the United States federal government in general. Help has never really been our forte. No. Because everywhere we go, we it up.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Whether that's been Libya. Right. With what Obama did and Clinton, or like it doesn't matter. We it up. There's no helping other countries. So my point is, like, if we're going to fucking get in there, it needs to be ours. Like. Well, because you can't just get in there, fuck some shit up and then just leave.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but look, dude, as fucked up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries, okay? And what happened in Iraq when they moved Saddam out was chaos.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, Right. Same thing. Same thing in Afghanistan. Same thing with Gaddafi. And here, here's how this works, all right? We saved him from the tyrant, right? He's gone. Now what? And now what is tribal disruption? Tribal disruption, right, because over there they got people to support Maduro and they got people that don't. Now chaos happens and then what's the next step? Oh, we got to send our people there to occupy and peacekeep.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. And then it turns into a 20 year ordeal. So there's that possibility too. And that play has been run over and over and over again. So it's very hard to tell at this point in time. Like you just said when the show Started. There was a. There's gunfighting going on there right now.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, so if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think is going to happen?

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

They're going to send our people down there to. It becomes stabilize.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right.

[DJ Cruise]

So there's a lot to this and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same thing or if it's something different. But it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single person on the Internet already knows what the fuck's going on. Like, come on, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

All I know is I know there's one person in the world right now that's fucking super happy. Lindsey Graham. Oh yeah, bro. I believe he masturbates every new DoD contract report that comes out.

[DJ Cruise]

I think. I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Putting on soldier uniforms, bro. He.

[DJ Cruise]

I would ship him right to the fucking.

[Andy Purcell]

The front line. He has. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, bro, you're such a warmonger, dude. Here you go. Go up and run the front line. These are so good at it, bro. If you said Lindsey Graham go to the front line, you his pants twice. Yeah, bro. Come on. He's a bro, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

He over here clapping like a seal. He's so.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, when you think of disgusting greasy politicians. He's the disgusting greasy politician that I think of.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah. Second to maybe Clinton, but here I would also like to see all these, you know, clapping and cheering this on politician wise. I need to see their stock investments a week before this.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then that'll let me know. That'll let me know. Be interesting to see that. But yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think with those. That being said, let's. Let's keep the cruise cruising. Got headline two.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I check back in up on Minnesota real quick. So you know, it's funny.

[DJ Cruise]

Ohana first here. That's a good point. Ok. This is a good point. He says you have to look at it as China is Hitler. China has been acquiring governments and resources globally. Very true. The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless. Also very true. So Trump isn't Hitler, by the way. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening.

[Andy Purcell]

Strategic moves.

[DJ Cruise]

I am not saying that he's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become. That's a very good point. And that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland. Okay, so.

[Andy Purcell]

Makes sense.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's very, very, very, very real. So I think that's a really good point and I appreciate you putting it in the chat.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah. 100%, man. All right, well, yeah, guys, let's. Let's keep cruise cruising. Let's check.

[DJ Cruise]

And. Yeah, and then he says, strap Lindsay to a rock in a 500 pound. No, dude, I. We have to send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss and his pants.

[Andy Purcell]

See his cowardice.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, the guy's a coward, bro. Anybody who, who, who. Listen, we would have zero wars if the people who decide to go to war had to fight them. Zero. It's real easy to say, oh, yeah, war, if you don't have to go over there and the kids don't have.

[Andy Purcell]

To go, and it's not your kids.

[DJ Cruise]

Very easy to say.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro. I love when he dresses up in his National Guards uniform, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Have you seen Lindsey Graham?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, he's a National Guard.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, God.

[Andy Purcell]

He ain't never been to a war, though. Yeah, that dude, man. That dude. Yeah. All right, let's. Let's check in on Minnesota, man. Headline two. I remember covering this initially, and you remember the FBI, they, you know, cash put out the statement that, oh, we, you know, we have been up there, we've been doing so much. And. Well, that's funny, but with all the talk and everything that's been going on now, there's been over a thousand arrested in just a short week and a half in a massive Minnesota operation, including murderers, rapists, and pedophiles.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, why it takes so long?

[Andy Purcell]

Why did it take everybody and only a thousand? Right, right.

[DJ Cruise]

A thousand sounds like a big number until you equate it to how many people have come over here.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

You know, like when you say, oh, a thousand people, like, damn, they're doing work.

[Andy Purcell]

It's a thousand. Not if it's fucking 8 million there.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a. That's. That's a. That's a very, very tiny amount.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, but. But zooming in on Minnesota specifically. Federal authorities have arrested more than 1,000 in Minnesota, including alleged rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gang members, after sending a surge of agents to the state in its massive response to the repert fraud still being uncovered. That again, I thought y' all were already on top of. Right. Um, Assistant Homeland security secretary Tricia McLaughlin told Fox News Digital that the agency, quote, unquote, surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week. Um, it, quote, has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members. DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal, illegal alien named lyman Island Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus, Ohio. Osmond was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since May 17, 2011. Another dude, Venalec Kio Mini, a 59 year old criminal illegal alien from Laos arrested in the crockdown, was convicted of two counts.

[DJ Cruise]

Is that like a crock pot? Cook off. You guys have crock down?

[Andy Purcell]

Did I say crock down?

[DJ Cruise]

You did say croc down. Or is that like. Like crocodile fighting? Like dog fighting? Which one is it?

[Andy Purcell]

Both.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

So you get crock pots. He was raping that crock pot. So you have crock pots and crocodiles. I got it. See, I'm learning all about the culture, man. White people don't know these things, man. I would like an invite to the crackdown, though. It sounds like a good time.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it's good, Andy. That was really good.

[DJ Cruise]

I know. It was.

[Andy Purcell]

So anyway, this dude raped somebody, all.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, in the middle of a crackdown.

[Andy Purcell]

And he's been on final removal since 2009, and the list goes on and on.

[DJ Cruise]

So basically, final remover doesn't mean anything.

[Andy Purcell]

Apparently not.

[DJ Cruise]

So we're gonna kick you out. Doesn't mean anything.

[Andy Purcell]

We're gonna really get you out of here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, we mean it this time.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm serious.

[DJ Cruise]

It's like New Year's resolutions 15 years later. Yeah, it's the same thing.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, that's.

[DJ Cruise]

It's gonna be the year.

[Andy Purcell]

Bro. This is. This is like. This is like. This is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for 20 years. You know what I'm saying? Like, mom tries to keep. You're out this time. Yeah. Goes right back to the basement.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay, Mom.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Hits up the microwave, throws the hot pocket in there, you know? He ain't going nowhere. He like. And he steals the Social Security checks. He ain't going nowhere. Who's been eating my.

[DJ Cruise]

Who's been eating my. My hot pockets?

[Andy Purcell]

You, mom. Oh, man. Yeah, but that. That's rolling right now. Now, again, a lot of this fraud has been uncovered, quote, unquote. And I'm glad it has. Nobody's. No, I'm not. I'm not saying that. I'm glad that it has been uncovered. I'm glad that Arrests are being made. There's a lot more that needs to be made. But there has been an update in all of this. Tampon Tim is out. He's. He's not seeking reelection. And allegedly he has zero regret.

[DJ Cruise]

Tim Walls ends re election campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists over fraud scandal. Oh, you mean people who, like, found out the truth?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah, Right. Yeah. You're not mad?

[DJ Cruise]

It's Trump. It's Trump's fault that you were literally enabling one of the. To our knowledge, at this point in time, one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

He campaigned on this, saying how. He touted how great their daycare system was in Minnesota, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

It sure was.

[Andy Purcell]

It was. It was great, apparently. Mr. Tim. Yeah, it was. It was amazing.

[DJ Cruise]

I think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are, bro. You know what I'm saying, Bro, My ideas are so shitty, I got to give away literally billions of dollars, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Tampon Tim's a retard.

[DJ Cruise]

There's no question about that.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, I'm talking grade A. I'm talking super short.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. I think. I think he needs to have his hard drive checked, too. I'm being serious, dude. He gives me, like, pedo vibes, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. This dude, he's.

[DJ Cruise]

Remember his over the top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail? Yeah. Like, everybody's there to see him. Like, he's this rock star, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

He was doing the. The finger banging. What do you call this?

[DJ Cruise]

That's not finger banging.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah. Finger blasting.

[DJ Cruise]

Finger. That's not that either.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, what is it? What is it?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know, man. It ain't. Those are not the two things. It is.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, there you go. Finger blasting. He was. Tim Walls was finger blasting everybody, all right?

[DJ Cruise]

He sure was.

[Andy Purcell]

And they were giving it right back to him. You know what I'm saying? He took it. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

They liked it.

[Andy Purcell]

He took all the Finger blasting.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yep. Oh, man. Anyway, Tim Walls. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

He's out. You know.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, all it took was one. One kid.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. That's it. Yeah, that's it.

[DJ Cruise]

And then we got everybody on the Internet. Black pill. What are we supposed to do? You just have one kid with a fucking cell phone and half of a brain who was willing to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some shit on blast, and everybody else like.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, right. No. This ever going to happen. Finger blast.

[DJ Cruise]

Finger.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but, you know, he could Tim. Tim's good on. On like he has a.1 with a ledge, you know, he has drip. He's cool, right? He's gonna leave on a note.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's see it.

[Andy Purcell]

That's exactly what he did.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's see.

[Andy Purcell]

Check this clip.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors. I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state. I'm proud of the way that we innovate. And I'm proud of the way that we are optimists for the future. No one's taking this away from us. Not the fraudsters. Certainly not this president. Not on my watch. Tomorrow I'll be back with you. I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it. And at that time, I'll take all your questions. Thank you all.

[Andy Purcell]

And he's out.

[DJ Cruise]

Best paid family medical leave. Okay, so let's go look there. Thanks, Tim. Bro, what's the kid's name?

[Andy Purcell]

Nick. Shirley.

[DJ Cruise]

Nick. There you go, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Next one. That's your next one.

[DJ Cruise]

Go look over here.

[Andy Purcell]

Now a lot of Somalis have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine.

[DJ Cruise]

It's right. It's. It's totally, totally legal.

[Andy Purcell]

There's no Somalis in here. Dude, he bolts, bro. He's out. He's out. Now, just a couple hours ago, the White House issued this statement saying, quote, the Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple active, ongoing and extensive investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs. The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door to door investigations of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota. With hundreds of Homeland Security investigations officers in the state and more on the way. This was two hours ago. Yeah, I just pushed this out.

[DJ Cruise]

They don't need due process, bro. Yank them out like you did Maduro, Put them on a airplane, send them back to wherever the they came from so they can go goats. What?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro, There's a lot of memes happening right now.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, the memes are good.

[Andy Purcell]

Meme.

[DJ Cruise]

The memes are great.

[Andy Purcell]

Are great. Yeah. Yeah, this was a good one. For those on audio, it's Maduro.

[DJ Cruise]

He seems pretty chill for, for just. He does, bro. That's what makes me feel a little weird about. He's pretty chill. But then again, if that were me, no matter how, no matter how scared I might be, I would still talk. Yeah, bro, I'd be finger blasting everybody.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, for somebody that got kidnapped at 3 in the morning, he sure doesn't seem too sad about it, you know, but yeah. 10 pon timbro the memes. This one. I was going to send this one to you.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a good one, dude. That's a good one.

[Andy Purcell]

Me with my manager asked what I've been doing all day. Yep, yep, yep. Yo. Yeah, man. Guys, let's check in with the chat. Guys, jump down in the comments. Let's know what you guys got on this tampon. Tim, let's check in with the chat. What do we got, guys? Colton says Tim Wall seems the type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And then nobody want him, guys.

[Andy Purcell]

You see me drop it?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I've been dropping this sober here all damn day.

[Andy Purcell]

Oops, I dropped it again.

[DJ Cruise]

Nobody wants a shot at the title, huh?

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man, just pick the soap up everybody.

[DJ Cruise]

Nobody wants your own crusty ass.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro, I saw this one be. It was like, Elon Musk has more kids than these daycares got. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, Maduro. Yeah, Maduro's.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, they probably gave Maduro a cell phone, hotel room in 5K.

[Andy Purcell]

No, he, you know, he's eligible for bail. You know that.

[DJ Cruise]

How much is it?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know. You want to bail him out? No, and just see if we can up disrupt the plan.

[DJ Cruise]

Did you notice how big he is? He's a big dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Which is. Which is I get to Google it.

[DJ Cruise]

It says he's 6 3, but he was like way bigger than all the other guys.

[Andy Purcell]

Statistically that's not normal for that demographic.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, you know, it's true. Most like Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short. They're shorter, you know, just like Pooh Bear over there in China. He's too.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yao Ming. That's an outlier. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

It's not how that works. Yeah. Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Tim Wallace has more semen than the Navy.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. More semen in them than a USS aircraft carrier. How's the new flavor for Farm Energy, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh man, it's really good.

[DJ Cruise]

I. I like the red one. The paradise punch, bro. It's like Hawaiian Punch with bubbles.

[Andy Purcell]

It's phenomenal. Yeah, phenomenal.

[DJ Cruise]

Every. I think, I think the other one will sell better because it's like Silver Lightning.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Almost said White Lightning. Yeah, almost.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's in right now.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. Grape is out. Silver Lightning only.

[DJ Cruise]

We're gonna have a battle.

[Andy Purcell]

I bet if you did mix that, that'd be pretty good. Yeah, I bet.

[DJ Cruise]

I went to when I was at will Grumpke's wedding. I was doing. I was doing alcohol with the.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

With the old Tropic Lightning.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

It was good.

[Andy Purcell]

Pretty decent. Yeah, it's pretty decent. Yeah. You don't know if you want to work out or start or punch somebody. Yeah, yeah, that. That. That green. You said the green one.

[DJ Cruise]

No, the tropical lightning, though. Oh, the white one with the gold.

[Andy Purcell]

That was safe. That was safe. You. You'd be fine. Green one, though.

[DJ Cruise]

What's new? We got this one here. It's the paradise punch, Right. Brand new.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And then we got the Silver Light. Silver Lightning. All right, this one here is probably my new favorite. This is the one I've been going to every morning.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Smart man. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I never got Hawaiian Punch when I was a kid, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Really?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, like, it was like a luxury, you know? Like, if you got Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like, it's a big deal.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So, like, you know, like, it. It. And then what was the ones that came in the pouches? Capri Sun.

[Andy Purcell]

Capri Sun.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, we just had fruit pouches. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

If someone had a Capri sun, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunch time.

[Andy Purcell]

Why the is that funny?

[DJ Cruise]

Fruit pouches. What's a fruit pouch?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, we did, it was off brand.

[DJ Cruise]

We didn't even have that, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top. You know what I'm talking about?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, the barrels.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, the barrels.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, the barrel. The fruit barrels. Yeah, those things were awesome, too, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

These laughing at my poverty, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

What'd you guys have, man? What'd you guys mix together, buddy? What'd you guys do over mud? We had mud, water.

[Andy Purcell]

Some clean water. Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Hey, somebody throws. Somebody throw us some super chat money so we can get Z. Shine some Capri Sun.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

You never had one.

[Andy Purcell]

Somebody said D.J. had Hawaiian crunk. Oh, man, y' all are wild, man.

[DJ Cruise]

They're available. I think now I've seen some people tagging me in the stores.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they're out.

[DJ Cruise]

They're out.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're out, man. But yeah, man. Guys, jump in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, we have to get to our third and final headline. Tang.

[DJ Cruise]

Tang? Yeah, the powder tang. Yeah. Have you had tang in a while?

[Andy Purcell]

Things good? I had it, like, they still make it.

[DJ Cruise]

I had. I had it, like, a few years ago. It was pretty. Pretty nasty.

[Andy Purcell]

Just wasn't mixed right there.

[DJ Cruise]

My taste buds have mature.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's Right. Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruise]

It usually happens as your income goes up.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that what it is? That's right. Yeah, man. All right, all right.

[DJ Cruise]

Time to close the chat.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, all right. Headline three.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. I mean, I do have my card.

[Andy Purcell]

Headline three, man. Gotta go to California.

[DJ Cruise]

Do we?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't want to. All right. I. I kind of wanted to do this one. Yeah. Planet Fitness, they're in the news right now.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, really?

[Andy Purcell]

Because this headline reads, trans gym goer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California Planet Fitness.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a great idea. Let's. Let's allow men who are mentally disturbed into women's spaces. You know what, dude? That's a great idea.

[Andy Purcell]

That's great.

[DJ Cruise]

I was just kind of joking. Let's do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's do it.

[DJ Cruise]

Equality, bro. This kind of thing will never happen.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

There's no way.

[Andy Purcell]

Scared of.

[DJ Cruise]

There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see them naked.

[Andy Purcell]

This didn't even dress up, bro. Yeah, he didn't even dress up. Well, you didn't dress up, dude, this is. This was wild. This. This is. This was wild.

[DJ Cruise]

Now that's. That. Now that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for me.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. Most women, and I'm talking like, 99.9% of women, do not want transvestites in their restrooms.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

They don't want dicks in the restroom. Okay. But because social media created the narrative that. That was a popular thing, and then they bullied people who were against it. People stayed silent, and now we got this. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, so the crazy thing about this.

[DJ Cruise]

Is that nobody actually believes this is a good idea. No, Nobody.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no. Now the crazy thing is apparently this. This actually happened in May. Last May. All right?

[DJ Cruise]

But for some, it was acceptable then.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it was cool then, which means it's fine now. And I'm sure it's not happening anymore. In California, anywhere.

[DJ Cruise]

Never. How many times this happened doesn't make the news, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

How many times does it happen? Like, yeah, there's zero recourse. There's no public out.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. People are just like, oh, right, dude, it's sad. And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled.

[Andy Purcell]

Then they get attacked.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Wait, so you know, you mean you don't. You don't Want?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I don't. No, I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with balls and a dick to be around naked women in the bathroom.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, dude. I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen the video now I haven't it. Oh, you have it.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on. We'll play it real quick.

[DJ Cruise]

You're gonna put on your. Your Malcolm X.

[Andy Purcell]

There you go.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. He's definitely beating it.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, well, so I want you guys to see this real quick. Do a little video breakdown of this. Yeah. And so, based off my calculations, right, if you look at the trajectory of the shadow.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

You can take a little ruler. Yeah, that's a white tranny.

[DJ Cruise]

You couldn't tell from his white legs. Well, you know what? We. We could tell it's wife because he's not in jail. What do you say, buddy? That's right. Zeeshan, get him.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh. Oh.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

Our Chad.

[DJ Cruise]

Syrup. Syrup or jelly? Everybody gets their ass eaten. Jail. It's a matter if you like syrup or jelly, man.

[Andy Purcell]

It's ma'.

[DJ Cruise]

Am. Yeah. All right, let's go on with the video. Please tell me the person videoing says something.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, here's. This is a great thing, right? Even though this was back In May of 25, the woman recording this called a boyfriend in, and this was the exchange. What the is wrong with you, bro? You got underage people walking in here, right? Minors like you guys.

[DJ Cruise]

I was in the store. It does not matter, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

You're in the women's bathroom.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm allowed to be in here. Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here. You're not allowed to jerk off in here, bro. That is so weird, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

We have video proof.

[DJ Cruise]

Are you allowed to video people in this wall?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

So why.

[Andy Purcell]

It doesn't matter. You are a male in the. And I love that. I love it.

[DJ Cruise]

It's funny. They should have just went to straight beating.

[Andy Purcell]

Beaten, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

He was already.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, he was beaten. Just join in. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, dude, this is straight fisticuffs, bro. And stomps socks. Yeah. Stops, bro. That's the only way people like this learn.

[Andy Purcell]

Sorry, bro. He was going for a minute, too.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, dude, it's the only way people like this learn. The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of. Is by physical repercussions.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done.

[Andy Purcell]

Stop recording.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. Yep. I'm gonna show you. This is why life without before the Internet and cameras were amazing.

[DJ Cruise]

No one cares about cameras anymore, bro. Yeah, I saw a video today. It was awesome. There was this dude riding the motorcycle, and this lady came out in the middle of the. Of the street and was telling him, you can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street. And he's like, huh? And she's like, I'm putting you on the Internet. He's like, cool. I don't give a. And she's like, going on and on, and she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore. Put it right there, man. Tag me. Here's my Instagram.

[Andy Purcell]

I say make me famous. Yeah, I would love to.

[DJ Cruise]

No one cares.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

No one cares. It only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were. Right. They didn't under. Now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone. It's gonna do. So I don't care. Don't care. Nobody cares. In fact, I like the videos that I see where people do that and then just take the phone. That's the. I like.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You throw your phone in my face, bro. I'm take the phone. I'm taking it. It's my phone. You ain't getting it back.

[Andy Purcell]

It's my phone.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. And then I'm gonna take all your up pictures on. Post them on Instagram. So be careful before you flash that in my face.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Oh, man. Yeah. No, it was good to see this. Being confronted. Nevertheless, I know that they reached. They did reach out to that Planet Fitness for comment.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Didn't reply. Of course, didn't respond. But it's like, dude, let's talk.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, dude, here's the truth. Here's the truth. This is what has to happen. And it should happen. It should have happened years ago, but it should happen right now. But again, any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should be completely boycotted.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, zero tolerance. Everybody should leave it. That's the truth.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

And whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter.

[Andy Purcell]

I was about to ask you that because, like, dude, like, from a. From a culture standpoint where we are as a country right now.

[DJ Cruise]

We'Ve.

[Andy Purcell]

We've already detailed, like, why these companies, like, people would see these come. Like, man, why would they allow. Listen, well, they had to, right?

[DJ Cruise]

This is another thing that happened in Weimar Republic in Germany.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. They started. Berlin was the capital of, like, debauchery and cultural degradation.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. All right.

[DJ Cruise]

They had. They had they were the first trans situations going on. Surgeries. There were mother and. And daughter prostitutes. It was like the. It was like the worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind. And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and fucking hanging them and beating the out of them. And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated, was to protect them from being attacked by the citizens.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

So, you know, there's a lot of fucking parallels here that are happening. But I'll be real dude, if you do. If there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his meat, he deserves every ounce of heat that comes at him. I don't, I don't care what happens in any bathroom. I don't care what happens. Men's bathroom, like, I don't care what happens. I don't care. I don't care. These people are predators. They, they. There needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated. Bro, there was a time in this country not too long ago where when, like, I mean, think about this, dude. When you go to jail, okay, and you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders, okay? People who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things. The minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or did some, dude, you are excommunicated. And if you come out of your cell, you usually end up getting killed.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, okay?

[DJ Cruise]

And that's criminals. But out here in the real world, we give them rights.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And we like, listen to that, bro, that these people need to be dealt with so that it stops happening. And this isn't about gay people. This is about whack job pervert like this.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So don't mistake what I'm saying here.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, no, there's no place for it in our society, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, dude, look, it's people. From the very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is spoken. You know what that is? It's violence. Okay? People know that when they get punched in the face that they shouldn't do those things. And when you get punched in the face a couple times back when I grew up, fist fights were a normal thing. They were a normal thing amongst men. If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't right, you got your ass beat. And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I can't do that. And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like this, which makes people feel like they can get away with them. And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beating the out of everybody that makes them mad. But I'm saying this. When people could solve differences with, with simple violence, fists, there was a lot, it was a lot more civil of a civilization. And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. They didn't remove it because it was dangerous. They removed it because this, that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. You can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening.

[DJ Cruise]

Correct. Bro, if this had happened 15 years ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news. It would have just been like, the dude got his ass beat or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was, he was cutting the heads off of pedos.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, okay. And buy that guy beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, listen, it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's cross culture.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's. It doesn't matter if they speak Chinese. No Chinese. Dude comes up and does some roundhouse in face and flicks a booger on you and you punch him in the face and knock him the out. He probably ain't gonna do that again.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, and we have all this society full of capable men now who are trying. I think we have a more capable. It's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence than we've ever had with less actual violence when it's appropriate.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I mean?

[Andy Purcell]

It's actually being required. Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, dude, people didn't, people didn't have black belts and jiu jitsu when I was growing up. They didn't train mma. They didn't do all this. Nowadays you got walking around with cauliflower here everywhere you go. What good is cauliflower here if you can't take care of business once in a while?

[Andy Purcell]

Holly the flower.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm just saying.

[Andy Purcell]

This dude's a.

[DJ Cruise]

And dude, I, I, I, you know, it's, it's, it's required. Fisticuffs. Violence is required for order in society. It just is.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

If you're not going to have fisticuffs and you don't want fisticuffs, then you have to punish people like this publicly, physically, harshly, to set the tone. So you can either have Fist fights or you can have public executions. I'm cool with whichever one would choose. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But yeah. Oh, man. Let's check in with the chat, man. Yeah, let's check in with the chat.

[DJ Cruise]

I. I'm allowed.

[Andy Purcell]

Is he allowed to film in it? Are you allowed to jerk off in there, bro? Like, I don't think. Hey, let's focus on this right here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Good Lord.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude. There. This is why men that.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, y' all read a. Y' all didn't tell me. I ran the poll.

[DJ Cruise]

Syrup. Syrup wins, man. Y' all nasty. You want that, like, sticky syrup coming off a dude's butthole and, like, creating syrup strings in your mouth. And I'm team Jelly. I'm going for the jelly.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not no better, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

That is better because it's not, like, sticky.

[Andy Purcell]

What kind of jelly?

[DJ Cruise]

What? I'm just saying.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What else we got?

[DJ Cruise]

Grape.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, people don't know.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a clip from HBO from, like, 30 years ago. They did a. They did. They had this show called Oz, which was about prisons, and they interviewed this dude who was in prison, and he's like, everybody in here gets their ass ate. Everybody knows what that's about. Yeah, you probably find a clip on it. No, bro, he's talking about how in jail they eat each other's asses.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh.

[DJ Cruise]

And he's saying, you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, God.

[DJ Cruise]

You find in the clip. Try. See if you can find it, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, about the Booty Warrior, though, right?

[DJ Cruise]

The Booty Warrior?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. That's a real. No, real thing. So you know the. There's another docu series called Locked up, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And they go and tour these prison facilities. Bro, this is real, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, like the ultimate warrior streak. No, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, he like, listen, they sat down.

[DJ Cruise]

With this dude, the Booty Warrior, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on, bro. This is. This is, like, monumental right here.

[DJ Cruise]

See, somebody knows. There. That show was great.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Now I know you're old.

[Andy Purcell]

His name's Fleece Johnson, bro. Bro, this dude right here, Fleece Johnson.

[DJ Cruise]

The Booty Warrior, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

They interviewed this dude, and he's like, you know, because he's like, yeah, I'm a homosexual. That's how he sounds, bro. He's like, I'm a homosexual.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I like man's butts. That's why he sounds bro. And they're like, so, like, what. What do you do? He's like, well, I mean, I see it. I see somebody come in new, and I tell them very simply, I Like you and I want you to. Now, we could do this the easy way, or we could do this the hard way. And they always say, it's yours, bro. Like, that's a real thing, bro. Like, bro, that's like historic right there, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

And the producer, bro, you should have seen that. They interviewed the producer who was like, asking the question. He's like, yeah, like we got. We were kind of concerned for our own safety, bro. We thought he was gonna come after us.

[DJ Cruise]

The Booty Bandit might go get you.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, bro. He got released not too long ago. Oh, yeah. Fleece Johnson.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, even that guy's got more. I guarantee you he's got more moral structure in him than these.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But he was like. He said, you find it?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. All right, let's see, let's see. We're gonna educate some of your youngins.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, God.

[DJ Cruise]

On the syrup and the jelly.

[Andy Purcell]

First of all, right? If he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. Called toss the salad. That's the slang word, toss the salad.

[DJ Cruise]

It means sucking my ass, right.

[Andy Purcell]

With jelly or without jelly? Some people use syrup. I prefer.

[DJ Cruise]

Gotta use jelly, right?

[Andy Purcell]

I will reach my climate, right? I will automatically get hard, right? I will, you know, come automatically if he's sucking my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right? It's a. It's a sensation feeling. It makes you feel real good. Most all gays do. They, you know, saying like, guys to suck their ass. It's just like a right. But the only difference is it's not a right.

[DJ Cruise]

It's clean.

[Andy Purcell]

The person's decent and the person know that. That's an but in my. It's like one, but it ain't. But it ain't.

[DJ Cruise]

This is what we grew up with.

[Andy Purcell]

What?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, God.

[DJ Cruise]

Was on tv, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Bro, that's crazy. Very famous thing. Chris Rock did something on this too. Yeah, it's very famous too. Here you go. Hold on. Fleece Johnson.

[DJ Cruise]

When lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson, a longtime inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality. But we have sexual desires, right?

[Andy Purcell]

So you got a bunch of men's locked up in one place.

[DJ Cruise]

All of them get whore.

[Andy Purcell]

All of them horning.

[DJ Cruise]

All of them got sexual desires. So what are they gonna do? You won't let them have a woman. They gonna have each.

[Andy Purcell]

Somebody's gonna have to give us some booty.

[DJ Cruise]

And it's just that simple. The most memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. And he went on about it and on. In his prison, booty was more important than food. Booty a man's butt. What are we doing?

[Andy Purcell]

It was more important. I'm sorry.

[DJ Cruise]

It was more booty.

[Andy Purcell]

Having some booty was more important than drinking wine.

[DJ Cruise]

The most gay I've ever felt.

[Andy Purcell]

He said having booty is more important than drinking water.

[DJ Cruise]

Here's what I'm confused about is how did you nail his voice so good, bro? How much time did you watch this viral, bro?

[Andy Purcell]

A million times.

[DJ Cruise]

Dj, I found your dad.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, that's it. That's it. Enough of that.

[DJ Cruise]

I didn't say it, they said it.

[Andy Purcell]

This clip is good too.

[DJ Cruise]

Blair Hickman.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm with you. How did we get here?

[Andy Purcell]

This like late night Cinemax. That's not my man.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man. The booty warrior is not.

[Andy Purcell]

That's not my father.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man, you guys got the same voice. All right, so, yeah, anyway, yeah, that's what's going on in the world. See you later.

[Andy Purcell]

I say send this dude to go talk to fleece Johnson.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. That'll fix. That'll fix the world, bro. That'll fix the world, man. Yeah. Well, guys, final segment.

[DJ Cruise]

Yes, please put me out of my misery.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. Guys, it's time for our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as. We bring a headline in, we talk about it.

[DJ Cruise]

That was so gay.

[Andy Purcell]

Booty it more important than drinking water.

[DJ Cruise]

It's the same way out here, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, Thumbs up, dumb as. Guys, you guys know how this works. We bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it. Gets one of these two options. And so it's not bears. However, it's something. It is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart. So I'd appreciate some. Some seriousness on this topic.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay?

[Andy Purcell]

Chick Fil A fried chicken. They need your. Need your entrepreneurial take on this, man. They did some. They're doing some. Some new things and. Are you a fan? You like chick Fil A?

[DJ Cruise]

Fuck doesn't like chickfila, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

It's fucking great.

[Andy Purcell]

Right? It's. I mean, it's.

[DJ Cruise]

It's great. There's nobody that doesn't like Chick Fil?

[Andy Purcell]

A. Yeah, I love it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I do too.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. Make sure these guys ain't talking. Yeah, they. They're. They're coming out with some new frosted sodas. They have retro cups and some new bags And. And kind of rebranding the. The stuff a little bit. Just. Just for like a little bit not. It's not permanent. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Frosted soda, huh?

[Andy Purcell]

It's like. It's like a root beer float, basically, but like, with whatever soda you want it.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. So, yeah, it's a whole new unveiling of a new brand of drinks. It starts today. Or yesterday, actually. Starts today. January 5th. The Atlanta based chain. I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now.

[DJ Cruise]

Why? Why dj? Well, because I think Zaxby's is from there too.

[Andy Purcell]

Zaxby's is fucking good, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

That makes sense.

[Andy Purcell]

That makes real. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. God's chicken. I mean, there's a lot of. There's a lot of. There's a lot of homo sapiens I've heard in Atlanta.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, let's. Let's get on with it.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. All right. Don't get.

[DJ Cruise]

We all know there's black people in Atlanta.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. These new drinks, man, they. They're starting off with three flavors. So you can get Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper and Sprite. And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, high C bar, sweet beer. They're doing all of these, but they're re. They're doing some like, retro style branding. And so we talk about culture. Things were better back in the days, right? These are the new cup logos that are coming out. New new bag logos, Retro vibe. Andy, did they hit or miss?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, retro is always cool, man. Yeah, it's kind of hard to up retro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. I wonder. I want the staff, like, to also like getting the retro vibe too, though. You know what I'm saying? Like.

[DJ Cruise]

Like what?

[Andy Purcell]

Like you got coming through the back.

[DJ Cruise]

Door, boy, like pointy hats.

[Andy Purcell]

Which one's better, Zaxby or Chick Fil? A? People in the chat are fighting, fighting over it.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, to be fair, I've never had Zach piece. Oh, bro, I can't say I'm not one of those people that just says, okay, unlike the rest of the Internet.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, you gotta try it first.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. And then everybody else. Yeah, everybody else is. You know, why don't you say this? I don't know about that, man. Holy. That's what intelligent people do. They say they don't know, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Zaxby's. Listen, I'm telling you right now, dude, is it good? People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades. Okay? Saying canes is better. Than zags. They can shut.

[DJ Cruise]

Go, go back to. Go back to the other picture.

[Andy Purcell]

Which one?

[DJ Cruise]

Right before that. Yeah, I think that's cool.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. So like the. Apparently like 3, 000 customers will have. Will get a gold cup. Yeah, that's the new rebrand.

[DJ Cruise]

I want a b. To go back to like the shorty bottles. The short. You know what I'm talking about. The short bottles. Not the long necks, the short ones.

[Andy Purcell]

Like a red strap bottle.

[DJ Cruise]

No, they're like in betweeners. They're like not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck. They're like shorties. And they used to have natural light. Used to come in those.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's like a red stripe model.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. And I think Bud Light should go back to. Bud Light should go back to like the original branding of like the old school branding.

[Andy Purcell]

Late night Cinemax.

[DJ Cruise]

That's all I'm saying.

[Andy Purcell]

But visor bottles look really look, look, look up.

[DJ Cruise]

Like a nineteen mid nineties beer bottle. Beer bottle. Like a natural light bottle in the 90s. It's not that Coors one you showed either. I don't know what it's called. It's like an in between type bottle.

[Andy Purcell]

Was it still six? It was a 12 ounces.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it was 12 ounces.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it looks like it kind of flip it around.

[DJ Cruise]

Let me see that.

[Andy Purcell]

Was it something like this?

[DJ Cruise]

No, it had a longer neck.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, what if this is like the Bernstein bears thing and what you're saying never existed?

[DJ Cruise]

No, it did exist. Yes, like that.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, like that. Yeah. So what's the point of the long neck?

[DJ Cruise]

Well, dude, when you got that back then, when you got long necks, it was a big deal. Like, because it was like. I don't know why, it was marketing, but like if you had long necks and not short necks, you were like. You were like, you're fucking baller, bro. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

This is like the evolution of.

[DJ Cruise]

There you go. So. So the one all the way out there on the left, I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for 509. For 509. At that gas station by your house on Butler Hill.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep, yep. 50912 packs, Miller Light.

[Andy Purcell]

Damn.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep. Millerite tastes like too. I hate it. I still hate it. It tastes like corn chip water.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, that's nasty.

[DJ Cruise]

It's not a good beer.

[Andy Purcell]

No, I'm a. Like you said. I mean, you make more money. I like Stella's now. Those are good. Yeah, those are really good.

[DJ Cruise]

I still like Bud Light though. Yeah, I Still, like, if I'm gonna drink outside, like, in the summertime, I drink a Bud Light.

[Andy Purcell]

Bud lights are nice. Yeah, yeah. Retro fit, man. I. I'm with it. I'm with it. And root beer floats. I mean, who. Who doesn't like a good rubber float, right?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, they're good. They're good. It's just, like, who has the time to, like, actually go order one and get one and make like, like. Yeah, see, I don't do that. I do. Yeah. I don't do that stuff.

[Andy Purcell]

I might go tonight. Yeah, I'm with it, though. I think. I think I like it. Chick fil a is good.

[DJ Cruise]

I think retro is cool, man. I think it's cool. I think you can always make retro cool.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, you always talk too, like. I mean, things are like. Like they're cyclical, right? In other words. Yeah, cyclical. Cyclical, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

What I said they are. You said cyclic or.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah. Cyclic. Yeah, they're. They come. They come. They come and go.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

The trends, you know? Yeah. And it's a crack off.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what it is. You're so used to saying that hard r, bro. You can't lose on the other words, water.

[Andy Purcell]

You know what I'm saying? Like, I just can't help it, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

It ain't water. It's water. Get over here.

[Andy Purcell]

Water. Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. Well, let's check back in the chat, man. We got a few minutes here to spare.

[DJ Cruise]

All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's see how the chat's doing.

[DJ Cruise]

That was pretty much, like, the most worthless show ever.

[Andy Purcell]

I think.

[DJ Cruise]

Listen, the answer is we don't know.

[Andy Purcell]

And poll time, Right? We got time for a quick poll.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Did you learn something this episode? That's. That's all the poll.

[DJ Cruise]

Boomeranger. Boomerang, dude. I got a funny story about. About Heineken. Somebody mentioned Heineken in there.

[Andy Purcell]

I like Heineken's.

[DJ Cruise]

So I went to. I backpacked through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine, and we were like. I was like, 17, and we went to Amsterdam and we went to the Heineken Brewery tour at, like, 10 o' clock in the morning. Okay. And the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam is like. The inside is like. You're like. There's no sunshine. It's like dark and I mean, like, dark and like a lot of black people. No, no, not that kind of. No. Like, you can't see your hand in front of your face, guys. No windows, dark atmosphere.

[Andy Purcell]

Got it.

[DJ Cruise]

It. And I mean, you kept your wallet so. So anyway, they give you. So it's all you can drink on the Heineken Brewery tour. We're. We're 17, 18 years old, bro. So, like, we're like, free beer, you know? So we're pounding beers, dude. And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is, right? Especially when it's dark on the inside, right? So we probably drank, I don't know, 10 beers each through the tune. All right, we get out. It's 11 o'.

[Andy Purcell]

Clock.

[DJ Cruise]

All right? Sun's in my eyes Am I. I'm hungry. So we're walking up the street. We're backpacking. So I had a backpack. He had a backpack. We're walking up the street, and we go past this. We, like, start smelling all these, like, breads and, like, bakeries. Dude, it smells so good. I can still remember it. And we got up to this. This, like, bakery, and it had an outside patio. So we're like, all right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill. And, you know, they come out and they're like, well, if you're gonna sit here, you gotta order something. And so I went inside, and, dude, they got, like, you know, dude, just, like, you see in, like. Like. Like you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery, dude. Breads and croissants and cookies and brownies and, like, all, like, perfectly laid out, like. And I'm, like, thinking. I'm like, dude, I'm so hungry. So I'm like, I want some of those. Some of those, some of those. And I got, like, 10 different kinds of cookies. So I went out on the. I went out on the patio, I ate all the cookies, and I start getting, like. I'm getting way more up. And I'm like. I told my buddy Gavin. I'm like, yeah, I don't feel good, bro. Like, I don't. I'm. I'm up.

[Andy Purcell]

Heineken's kicking in.

[DJ Cruise]

So I went back in and looked, and they were all weed cookies.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

So I. And by the way, I had very little experience with marijuana at the time.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh.

[DJ Cruise]

So I'm like, oh, dude. And I start getting up more up. And then. And then, like, I wake up. Okay? And I wake up, and I'm, like, laying on the sidewalk, my backpack on, and there's, like, my buddy and, like, three people I didn't recognize. And I wake up and I'm like, what are you guys doing? And they're like, what day do you think it is? And I'M like. I'm like, what do you mean? So, dude, I passed out for a full 24 hours on the street of Amsterdam. And they like. There's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street.

[Andy Purcell]

They stay with you, like.

[DJ Cruise]

And my buddy had made all these new friends.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man. Yeah, dude. What a guy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

What a guy.

[DJ Cruise]

And so they, like, they like. I guess they party while I took a nap for 24 hours.

[Andy Purcell]

But think about. I mean, you know what I think about too, though? Like, think of how much crazier, like, the times were that you could do that. And I get with.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, dude, it was film cameras.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no, I'm talking about like. Like you didn't get robbed or. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know.

[Andy Purcell]

I doubt you.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know. I've not been there in a while, but I know this. Like, I had no idea where I was or when I woke up, dude. I mean, it was. It was the next day.

[Andy Purcell]

That's crazy. Benji in chat says that's the day Andy donated a kidney.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, exactly, bro. It's like that. It was, like, hostile, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

You know, somebody said that too. That's how the hostel starts.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That's so crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude. And. And the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that. So Amsterdam is famous for the red. Red light district. If you've never been to a red light district, it's. It's very weird because, like, you're literally walking down the street and there's like, these women in the window and the red lights are on and they're like, you know, dancing around or like, trying to get you to come over and. And I was wearing an orange shirt and the World cup was going on and they had won their game and that was their. That was their color, orange. So, like, they were like, free one. Free one. Yeah, like, trying to get me in. And like, bro, I was like, 17. I'm like. I'm like, I'm gonna get AIDS.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

I was terrified.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, I don't want your cooties. Yeah, yeah, bro. You know, there's a red light district district in. In Iraq. In the windows there's goats.

[DJ Cruise]

I believe it. Sorry.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm sorry.

[DJ Cruise]

I believe it.

[Andy Purcell]

A bad joke. I'm sorry, guys. All right.

[DJ Cruise]

Transterdam.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right. Well, guys, thumbs up to Chick Fil A. I'll probably stop there. I'll see you guys tonight.

[DJ Cruise]

And hey brother I hope your son feels better man that sucks. Yeah sorry, Nick. Sorry you're dealing with that brother. Hope everything works out. I'm sure it will, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Hope you liked the gay jokes.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah all the nurses are like who the are you guys listening to Listening.

[Andy Purcell]

To they're not playing on speaker. Yeah share the show Nick. Appreciate you now.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, guys Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

That is all I have all right, guys.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, thanks for joining the show don't be one of these people that says the same every year about what the you're gonna do Go out and do it. Let the results speak for itself will make the world a better place. All right all right guys don't be a hoe share the show went from.

[Andy Purcell]

Sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up bow a stove counted millions in a cold bad booty swole got her own bank roll can't fold that's a no head shot case closed.