990. Andy & DJ CTI: Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt

Summary

Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella

Episode 990: "Illegal Alien Attacks Federal Agent In Minneapolis, China And Russia's Threat To Greenland & Hillary Clinton In Contempt"

Release Date: January 16, 2026
Hosts: Andy Frisella & DJ Cruise

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Overview

This episode of REAL AF with Andy Frisella features Andy and DJ Cruise taking on three hot-button topics: the fallout from violent illegal alien activity in Minnesota, growing Chinese and Russian influence in Greenland and the Arctic, and the House Oversight Committee’s move to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt over the Epstein investigation. Interspersed are the hosts’ signature blend of raw commentary, humor, and heated debate with live chat interaction. The episode maintains a no-nonsense, direct tone, challenging mainstream narratives and exploring core questions around law, sovereignty, and leadership.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Minnesota Incident: Illegal Alien Attacks and Fallout

Segment Start: 12:04

• Incident Recap: Originating in Minnesota, a violent altercation occurred when federal agents were attacked by Venezuelan illegal aliens wielding a snow shovel and broom handle. An officer discharged his weapon, injuring one attacker, leading to further rioting and theft (including a federal rifle from an ICE vehicle).

  "If you go out and you attack a police officer with a fucking shovel, there is a high probability that you're going to get shot. What are we talking about, bro?"
  — Andy Frisella (12:56)

• Law Enforcement Response: Minneapolis police reportedly stood down as rioters smashed into ICE vehicles and stole a weapon. Both hosts criticize authorities for lack of decisive action and argue that law enforcement is under-supported and hamstrung by policymakers.

  "We know you guys listen to everything…There should not be any problems with finding every single person that was in a 30 foot radius of that vehicle and locking their asses up."
  — DJ Cruise (15:50)

• Trump’s Response: Trump threatens to invoke the Insurrection Act if attacks on ICE continue, explicitly referencing “professional agitators.” Andy and DJ dissect the political angle—suggesting paid operatives are inciting unrest—and assert that real solutions require action against those funding such unrest.

  "If you really wanted to stop, you would arrest the people funding them...Everybody knows who those people are. Why isn't he doing anything?"
  — Andy Frisella (18:07)

• Broader Critique: The conversation expands to hypocrisy in public sentiment: Americans both demand the removal of illegal aliens and decry the tough measures required to enforce it. Andy rails against societal softness, arguing that the country’s longstanding safety enables delusional thinking about violence and evil.

  "Do you want them out or do you not want them out? ...The way to remove these people is going to be unpalatable to a lot of people. That's reality."
  — Andy Frisella (19:21)

• Law, Order & Anonymity Online: The hosts vent about anonymous critics on social media, dismissing their opinions as irrelevant if not attached to real identities.

  "[If] you have an anonymous account and your name ain't on it, your opinion don't mean a motherfucking thing. Okay? You're a fucking coward."
  — Andy Frisella (26:44)

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2. China, Russia & The Geopolitical Scramble for Greenland

Segment Start: 43:01

• Denmark’s Concern: Denmark’s Foreign Minister surprisingly concedes that Trump was right to warn about an increased Chinese and Russian threat in Greenland.

  "We definitely share the concern that the Arctic is not any longer a low tension region and of course we have to be aware of that."
  — Danish Foreign Minister (as quoted by DJ Cruise, 43:50)

• Geographical Reality Check: Andy highlights how close Russia is to the US via Alaska—just 2.4 miles at the closest point—arguing that many Americans downplay or misunderstand geographic vulnerabilities (45:12).

• European Power Play: France and the UK react—France pledging troops for Arctic exercises, the UK raising reservist age to 65, but Andy and DJ mock the military effectiveness of these moves.

  "You're gonna send your old men...It's Tuesday, mate."
  — DJ Cruise (52:25)

• NATO Tensions: Discussion of US investment in NATO and frustration over perceived European freeloading:

  "We fund you, the American taxpayer payer, and then you threaten us with force, with our...Fuck you."
  — Andy Frisella (48:28)

• Reflection on Power and the American Military Position: Andy asserts American global military dominance, dismissing European strategic posturing as empty:

  "We will dog walk all of you. So calm the fuck down."
  — Andy Frisella (53:41)

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3. Hillary Clinton, Epstein, and Congressional Contempt

Segment Start: 65:53

• The Oversight Showdown: The House Oversight Committee announces intent to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt after both Clintons refuse to testify on Epstein.

  "So, you know, that's absolutely what it means. Right. And like, we haven't really seen that. Everybody remembers Peter Navarro, right?...It's a real charge."
  — DJ Cruise (68:44)

• Rule of Law & Public Accountability: Andy and DJ question the Clintons’ refusal, lambasting perceived hypocrisy—calls for “no one above the law” clashing with refusal to comply.

  "You are literally refusing to answer questions about a pedophile… Like where do we get off the rails so far that people put their political ideology ahead of their moral ideology?”
  — Andy Frisella (69:50)

• Political Divides & Power:
  The conversation dives into the loyalty to political labels over morality, raising the question of how deep certain pathologies really run.

  "So either we have a situation where people are more loyal to their ideological label...or they're all pedophiles."
  — Andy Frisella (71:05)

• Aging Political Class: The hosts close this section by slamming the number of octogenarians in Congress—many running for reelection—and hypothesize about rigged elections and generational disconnection.

  "You’re not gonna take your grandpa, who's 85 years old...and put these people in office."
  — Andy Frisella (82:19)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Reality vs. Delusion:

  "People aren't...they don't have the stomach for reality anymore. And I think things are going to have to get a lot worse for Americans in general for them to accept the reality of how to fix the problem."
  — Andy Frisella (34:57)

• On Political Power & Aging Leadership:

  "Rules for thee and not for me. Literally. Not just like for fun on the Internet."
  — Andy Frisella (80:23)

• On Western Society’s Decline:

  "Those people are now adults. And when you see them, look how they behave, bro. Yeah, okay. We went away from, like, disciplining kids. Like, if you spank your kids now, it's fucking abuse."
  — Andy Frisella (36:31)

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Important Timestamps

• Minnesota illegal aliens & ICE attack: 12:04 – 42:23
• Trump, Insurrection Act & public hypocrisy: 17:01, 18:07, 19:21
• Law enforcement, internet anonymity: 22:46, 26:44
• Greenland & Arctic geopolitics: 43:01 – 63:51
• France/UK military satire: 51:31, 52:03
• Hillary Clinton/Epstein contempt case: 65:53 – 84:31
• Aging politicians, election skepticism: 78:17, 82:19

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Audience & Chat Engagement

Throughout, Andy and DJ respond to live chat questions and comments, fostering a participatory, community feel. Trivia on Russian proximity, live reactions to controversial headlines, and riffing with audience suggestions ("Janet" as a new "Karen") add to the episode’s energy.

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Final Segment: “Karen” vs. “Jessica”

Segment Start: 89:38

• Generation Wars: DJ and Andy examine Gen Z’s attempt to replace "Karen" with “Jessica” as the new nickname for a problematic woman, ultimately concluding Karen is entrenched.

  "I think it would take a lot to dethrone the Karen. Until I see some more Jessica, you know, I'm gonna have to be…Team Karen."
  — Andy Frisella (97:40)

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Tone and Style

The show maintains a brash, unfiltered, and highly opinionated style throughout, blending humor, sarcasm, and a streetwise skepticism of official narratives. The dialogue is combative yet comedically self-aware, challenging both left and right, and rallying loud calls for personal responsibility and tough societal choices.

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Summary for New Listeners

Episode 990 offers a whirlwind, unsparing look at modern American dysfunction—covering border chaos, global threats, hypocrisy among the political elite, and cultural decay. Andy and DJ dissect headline events while lamenting societal softness and corruption, skewering both establishment figures and everyday apathy. The show is for listeners eager for raw, unfiltered discussion, with plenty of laughs and biting social commentary.

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For further detail:

• Minnesota illegal alien attacks: 12:04–42:23
• Geopolitics & Greenland: 43:01–63:51
• Hillary Clinton/Epstein contempt: 65:53–84:31
• “Karen vs. Jessica” wrap-up: 89:38–98:35

Transcript

[Andy Purcell]

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[DJ Cruise]

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[Andy Purcell]

What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome reality. Guys, today we have Andy and. And DJ Cruise the Internet live. Here we are in the flesh. That's right. For those of you that are new to the show, we have shows within the show. Okay. We have Q&AF. That's usually on Mondays. That's where you submit the questions and we give you the answers. You can submit your questions a few different ways.

[DJ Cruise]

The first way is, guys, email them in to ask Andy at andy for sal.com or click the link in the description below to submit them for a chance. Or drop them in the comments of the Q and A F episodes on Andy for Selling Motivation.

[Andy Purcell]

If you are a YouTuber and you want to watch us on YouTube, most of you probably should because we're so handsome.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You could see Q&AF real talk and 75 hard verses. All of the personal development on the new YouTube channel, Andy for selling Motivation. With that being said, there's a fee for the show. The fee is very simple. Don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruise]

Share the show.

[Andy Purcell]

That's it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. What are you laughing at, water spotter?

[Andy Purcell]

What do you say?

[DJ Cruise]

I want to apologize. I won't repeat the joke ever.

[Andy Purcell]

Don't ever tell a joke again. No more jokes.

[DJ Cruise]

This is all business. That's right. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right.

[Andy Purcell]

Big Nick.

[DJ Cruise]

Too hyped. There we go. Appreciate the reshare.

[Andy Purcell]

Man, oh man. All right, guys. Well, what's going on besides you being on the brink of death?

[DJ Cruise]

I'm about to die.

[Andy Purcell]

This racist.

[DJ Cruise]

Did you notice I'm a little taller?

[Andy Purcell]

I wish I was a little. You know that song. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a polo.

[Andy Purcell]

I did. I saw you wearing your.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Do I still look taller though, huh?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. They make you taller? Yeah. Why you think I wear them?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I mean, like even now, like I'm. Yeah, I feel taller.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm like six, seven in mine.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, in my head, you know, he asked me like how high I wanted to go and I'm like, okay, well like, haha, like how high before you're gay. You know what I'm saying? Like right before they're gay. Right there you know what I'm saying? How high?

[Andy Purcell]

Before people start making fun of me.

[DJ Cruise]

On the Internet, how high can we go? You know what I'm saying? He's like, about three inches. I'm all right, let's go two and a half. You know what I'm saying? But no, dude, they're great. I love it, man. But, yeah, just trying to survive, you know?

[Andy Purcell]

Man, I wish I was six, seven, actually. I don't. No, bro, I wouldn't be able to drive cars.

[DJ Cruise]

You wouldn't be able to drive cars.

[Andy Purcell]

That's. That's actually the planes, trains.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, dude, that shit's difficult.

[Andy Purcell]

I think I'd like to be. If I could be any height. Like, choose my own height. Yeah, I would choose 6 4. Like, 64 is a good height.

[DJ Cruise]

So I still feel like that's too tall.

[Andy Purcell]

You think?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, like six two, six three. Like, that's good. That's a great height right there. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, I'm six two, you know, but you're not like, six one and, like, three quarters.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, right. But, like, you know, you can still go to the movie theaters. You're not pissing nobody off.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Baseball pretty much the right size.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that'll be you good.

[Andy Purcell]

I'll take that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, you're good. Yeah, yeah, it's a great size.

[Andy Purcell]

All you six four.

[DJ Cruise]

We're heightest. Yeah. Yeah. How tall? Yeah, yeah, you're six one, six one and a half.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'm almost six two. I'm like six four ish with my boots on.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I'm like six, six one ish. Yeah, almost there. I'm like, you know, somewhere up in there with these kickers on, though. I'm 63 now, you know? I like it. Temperature is different up here. Hell, yeah, man. But yeah, man, trying to survive, dude, I don't know what I got hit with, dude. Everybody's feeling it right now. The bugs, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

That is going around.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude, I don't know what it is, bro. I don't know. But, you know, I got hooked up today. Chris gave me some.

[Andy Purcell]

Some.

[DJ Cruise]

Some skunk ass.

[Andy Purcell]

Some of his hippie drugs, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

He's like, quit being a. Just take it. I'm like, bro, this smells like. Yes.

[Andy Purcell]

You go up in Chris's office and you're like, I got a fingernail that's up.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro, he's got you.

[Andy Purcell]

He's got like. It's like, oh, well, I have this Eastern Asian cinnamon. You just rub it on Your butthole and it fixes your finger to hell.

[DJ Cruise]

Here's some Chinese bear piss for you, bro. You know, no, dude, that knows everything. No, bro, he's the man, bro. He's the man.

[Andy Purcell]

The always works, too.

[DJ Cruise]

It does work. Yeah, it does work. Butthole might, you know, I'm saying, like.

[Andy Purcell]

That, you know, I can tell you this. If he told me if I was sick enough and he said, hey, man, rub this on your butthole, I would do it, because I know it would work. I know it would work. He knows his what? What's wrong with that?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, great.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man, you either want to get better, solve the problem, or you don't.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right, Dude, I had to suck it up, bro. Yeah, he gave me these glutathione packets, man. And like, yeah, bro, I open. He's like, they're gonna stink, but just, you know, just drink it. I opened that, dude. I almost gagged, bro. Like, he's like, quit being a. Just take it. I'm like, but. But no, man, we're working through it, guys. We're here. We're gonna make it work.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm between 6 foot to 6 four, depending on what gas station I'm walking out, Man. Dude, I'll tell you what, bro. We have the best live audience.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, there's no doubt. Yeah, there's no doubt. And I've seen everybody else.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, come on.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Nope.

[Andy Purcell]

At least enjoy a bunch of comedians.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. Everybody's comedian now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Racist.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what it is.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Do you guys like the. The Wednesday night live streams, though?

[Andy Purcell]

Black folks use Tussin. We, as we Mexicans use Vicks.

[DJ Cruise]

That robot usin to put you on your ass.

[Andy Purcell]

White people use the mix of both.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm a decor GU guy. Yeah, I like the day quill.

[Andy Purcell]

The day quill does work. Those joke gel cap day quills. Oh, bro, you take two of those, you'd be all right.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm all right. And then we're getting through it, you know?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you could survive, like, a nuclear attack on a couple day quills.

[DJ Cruise]

A couple of days?

[Andy Purcell]

You take a couple day quills, a mu snacks, and, you know, a little nicotine, you can live forever.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, bro. Yeah. You know, meth heads say the same about Sudafit.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, really?

[DJ Cruise]

Invincible. Oh, man. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, we got a hell of a show to get to.

[Andy Purcell]

Get some blue shoes.

[DJ Cruise]

Some blue shoes. I'm hunting. Now, see, that's white people. Black people use Them Honey packs. Oh, yeah, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they didn't have the Lean. That's what lean is.

[DJ Cruise]

No, that's different. That's different.

[Andy Purcell]

What is. What's lean? Who knows what lean really is?

[DJ Cruise]

Lean. It's cough syrup.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but what's in it, though?

[DJ Cruise]

It's codeine cough medicine with, like, some Jolly Ranchers.

[Andy Purcell]

And you just Sprite. You just drink that?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You sip that, like, a whole bottle of it.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You get up.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, really? Oh, yeah, bro. Codeine is a powerful. Try it. No, no, no, no, no, bro. That shit is fucking crazy.

[Andy Purcell]

You tried it? Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You tried Lean before.

[Andy Purcell]

So it doesn't work that good.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it works really good. You know what I'm saying? All right, well enough, you know about, you know, advertising degeneracy here.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's keep going. I thought you guys were into health.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. No judgment, but, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

No judgment out of you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. But. Yeah. No, man, we got a hell of a show. Got lots of stuff to cover. But I've, you know, I found these things. I don't know who's, like, who was actually managing these accounts.

[Andy Purcell]

Lean is heroin. Really? Is that true? Check it out.

[Chat Participant]

I looked it up. Listen. Lean is a syrup concoction made of prescription strength cough syrup with a soft drink and a hard candy.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

So active ingredients are codeine and promethazine. Yeah, you're right.

[Andy Purcell]

Young Dolph taught me that.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, man. All right.

[Andy Purcell]

All right. Yeah, we got a show to do.

[DJ Cruise]

We do. We do.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

But I wanted to show. Dude. Alex, I don't know who's running these accounts, but somebody's, like, they're posting, like, just OG clips, You know, like, back when, like, just. The world was just a. You know, just a cooler place.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And. And your boy has a clip.

[Andy Purcell]

Dana? Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Dana White has a clip. And, dude, I didn't know. Like, first of all, Dana's awesome. Right? I didn't know he was a prankster. Did you know that?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, I mean, I think we both know that. Dana likes to have a good time.

[DJ Cruise]

He likes to have a great time. Yeah, he likes to have a great time. And this clip has now been going around and, like, starting to pick up some steam where he turned his CFO's office into a kid's bedroom. You see this?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Check this out, bro. This is great.

[Dana White]

So, as you guys know, here at the ufc, we're always busy. So Monday, all these big meetings start. We're looking for our cfo. Our Chief financial officer. So we go to a secretary, and she's like, he's learning how to race Porsches in North Carolina.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you f. Cking sh. Tting me right now?

[Dana White]

So since he's been gone, we cleaned his office out, and since this guy is such a little race van, we changed his office for him and gave him a new look. Lovely little seating area for his.

[Andy Purcell]

Too many people show up.

[Dana White]

We've got some extra bean bags here.

[Andy Purcell]

For him that they can throw around.

[Dana White]

Now, if he's working at his car bed and he has people around, he can have them sit around his desk here. He can race his scooter over to the kitchen, grab some Diet Coke. He likes the Diet Coke. Now that he's a big race car driver, he can show off all his.

[DJ Cruise]

They Photoshopped his face.

[Dana White]

That's when he was sponsored by M and M's. And that was him when he won the Ford Cup. Yeah, it was actually him in the movie. That's what happens when you do dumb.

[Andy Purcell]

Here at the ufc. That's pretty good, bro. I mean, that's a good prank. That's. That's all. That's almost as good as the one that you did.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That was good.

[DJ Cruise]

That's close. Yeah, I'm something of a prankster myself.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, man. You know, I've seen enough. I don't.

[DJ Cruise]

Just. Don't with me.

[Andy Purcell]

I ain't pranking DJ like that.

[DJ Cruise]

Don't with me.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it's gonna get. It's gonna get bad.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, I mean, I help in the.

[Andy Purcell]

Pranks, but I'm not pranking you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. And I'm not a good pranker. Yeah. Oh, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Too busy for that shit.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I mean, it's not that I'm not busy. Right? Like, there's a method to it.

[Andy Purcell]

Right?

[DJ Cruise]

Like, it had, like. You got to make it mean something, you know what I'm saying? Like, and get a strike at the right time. I'm very strategic with it, you know, and don't take much effort. You know, I think that bathroom thing took me, like, all, like, 10 minutes.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, super easy, but I do. This was great. This was great, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

I'd say it's a plus.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, For. I mean. I mean, the execution on this is great. It's great.

[Andy Purcell]

This little car bed.

[DJ Cruise]

I could just picture Dana just ordering off of Amazon. Get that there real quick.

[Andy Purcell]

He's learning to race Porsches.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man, I thought it was great, dude. I, like, see, like, dude, the clips that come out right now, like, they're awesome. Like just. Just a different time back then, dude. Because he looked young. I don't know when that was, but I mean, you look good, dude. It's just a different time back then, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Are you saying Danny looks bad now?

[DJ Cruise]

No, I mean, he's trying to get me. Yeah, no, I'm just saying it's a different. Like you look different. You look. Until you look a lot younger, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

You gonna change the subject soon.

[DJ Cruise]

Now? You gonna have him bust my balls next time, man? God dang. All right, man, guys, let's get into the cruise though. That's what you guys are here for. Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andy for Salah.com, you guys can check them all linked there. That being said, how about one? All right. You know, I honestly, I thought this was a topic that was going to be dying down and, you know, it was like losing some steam.

[Andy Purcell]

Which one?

[DJ Cruise]

Up in Minnesota, bro. Now it's rolling again. It's hot. It's hot. Stealing police cars and breaking.

[Andy Purcell]

Really?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro, it's getting crazy. We gotta cover it. We gotta talk about it. And this all started like I said, everything was dying down. And then you get some Venezuelan illegal aliens attacking federal agents with a shuffle. They get popped, you shot.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

And so then.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean. I mean, I don't. I expected nothing less. Expected nothing less. Let's dive into it. But yeah, according to.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, what do you think is going to happen? Like that. That's been my take on this whole thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like we have lost the plot in terms of what the guardrails are of a functioning society.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

If you go out and you attack a police officer with a fucking shovel, there is a high probability that you're going to get shot. What are we talking about, bro?

[DJ Cruise]

The ma. Oh, no. They're supposed to match force with force, though they should have put out some shovels, you know, so we're.

[Andy Purcell]

They gonna pull out their retractable shovel. People arguing over this.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro, listen. People started getting hot. But yeah, according to the DHS spokesperson, federal agents, they were arresting a male from Venezuela. When the person fled and began, and quote, began to resist and violently assault the officer. Two people allegedly appeared from a nearby building and joined in on attacking the officer with a snow shovel and broomhandle, which led to one of them being. Being shot. He's in stable condition. He's now back in custody. These were the three guys These upstanding future NASA scientists, you know, road scholars, Rhodes scholars, Oxford educated guys. Yeah. And leaders of the free world. And they're attached to Chundragua, you know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Allegedly highly credible organization.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro, it's. I mean, it's like pretty much the.

[Andy Purcell]

Best of the best.

[DJ Cruise]

It's like open societies foundation, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's up there, bro. And. But yeah, I mean, and so that led into some rioting happening overnight. This headline, this report reads, rioters smash into ice vehicles. Minneapolis police stand down. It's not ironical, Right? And so, yeah, that's been rolling well.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look, they're not getting any support. So there's a lot of them and very few of us, and we're not getting any support from anybody. What do you think they're gonna do?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They. There's a couple of videos going around right now where they broke into one of the vehicles. They ripped out the weapon locker.

[Andy Purcell]

I saw a video of that.

[DJ Cruise]

You saw. I got it here. For those who have not seen it yet, let's check this clip. Oh, w.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh my God.

[DJ Cruise]

That's a rifle bag.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh my.

[DJ Cruise]

With the rifle in it.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude's got. Bullet.

[DJ Cruise]

It's some bullet. Oh, for sure.

[Andy Purcell]

These people are such.

[Dana White]

No way.

[DJ Cruise]

Now, you can't tell me that we do not have the capabilities. We know you guys listen to every thing we say and every message. There should not be any problems with finding every single person that was in a 30 foot radius of that vehicle and locking their asses up.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct. Like, so why aren't they.

[DJ Cruise]

So why aren't they? Why aren't they? Right. This is sick. I mean, now you got a fully automatic federal firearm on the streets up there in the hands.

[Andy Purcell]

That wasn't the only video.

[DJ Cruise]

There's a few. There's a few of the whole fucking thing out.

[Andy Purcell]

Right.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, they took the entire thing out and you know, police finally come after a couple of minutes, but I mean, that rifle was gone in seconds. You know, now with all of this that's popping off up there. And again, we. I understand it's not the entire state of many of Minnesota. Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, no, this is the same thing that happened with Mike Brown here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Where they're portraying a few blocks of. To be the whole city.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

I actually talked to a couple of my buddies who live up there and they were saying the same.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. You know, I'm saying it's not the entire state. Right. But there is a problem. And as you alluded to, there's not really a whole lot of support. So, you know, with that though, Trump does come out and he threatens putting in the Insurrection act if Minnesota continues to allow attacks on ice. He did this through a truth on truth social saying, quote, if the corrupt politicians of Minnesota don't obey the law and stop the professional agitators and insurrectionists from attacking the patriots of ICE who are only trying to do their job, I will institute the Insurrection act, which many presidents have done before me, and quickly put an end to the travesty that is taking place in that once great state. Thank you for you attention in this matter. President djt, you know, it's interesting though, he did highlight the professional agitators. Professionals get paid, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. All right.

[DJ Cruise]

So we're acknowledging that these are paid. I just say that's. I like that. That's great. What's going to be like, what are we waiting for? Because I mean, it's very.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, if you really wanted to stop, you would arrest the people funding them.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, cut the head off. You are.

[Andy Purcell]

Everybody knows who those people are. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Why isn't he doing anything?

[DJ Cruise]

Like, are you.

[Andy Purcell]

What? I don't like, dude, I'm gonna tell you what I don't like. I don't like that for four years people bitched and moan and cried about these millions of fucking military age males that came into our country. And we've had how many instances, too many to count, where these military age males who came here with no fucking families have raped, killed, murdered American citizens, primarily women. And no one's talking about that at all. And now all of a sudden the same people who were screaming to get these motherfuckers out are now upset about the method to which they are trying to get them out.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you want them out or do you not want them out?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Is it. That's it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you want them out or do you not want them out? That's it. Okay. And like we've said for years, the way to remove these people is going to be unpalatable to a lot of people. That's reality.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, I mean, dude, they're not going to go voluntarily. These are not about to hop in the cha cha line and fucking board a fucking jet to get about here, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Look, the United States of America is empathetic to the point where it's going to cost us the literal country. Okay? We have, we have had it so good here for so long that People believe that other people are just misunderstood.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Or they're just. They grew up the hard way or, you know, they don't come from. No, they don't come from here. That's why they shouldn't be here. Okay? So while we can say that, yes, it. No one. Personally, I don't like seeing American citizens beat up or shot or whatever.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

But if we remove the situation and we placed, let's say, this exact same situation that happened with this woman that got shot that set all this shit off, and we said. And that was just a normal traffic stop, right? She would have got shot there too.

[DJ Cruise]

Right? Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so. So what are we doing?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

What are we doing? Do we want the country for Americans, or do we want illegals to come in and take the over and eventually overpower you and your fucking family? What. What's annoying to me is these people who have never dealt with any sort of evil or violence because the country has been so good for so long that they are literally protecting these people that do not belong here. Steal from you? Steal from me, Steal from them. Who wouldn't piss on those protesters if they were on fire? Okay. Defending these people.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

I can't, dude. I like the. The. The amount of hypocrisy here and the amount. It's like, what do you want? Like, y' all bitched because you didn't want these here, and now those same people are like, well, we don't want the government because you're. If you're supporting them, you're a bootlicker.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

It's like, okay, dude, so you want total chaos or here's you want anarchy? You want no rules, you want no laws? You want. You want to drive down the street with your AR every single day, and that's how you want to live? Like, we. Like, they live in a third world country with, like, a warlord. I'm prepared for that.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

I got tanks, two of them.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

I got an mrap. Okay? I got more guns than any of you, I can promise you that. I got a whole room in my house. It's just guns.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. If we're gonna go warlord, fine. I can do it. Yeah, but y' all can't.

[DJ Cruise]

You're right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so what are we crying about? Let them do their jobs. Let them get the out. And if people stand in the way, just like if they stood in the way of any police or FBI process, they're gonna. They're gonna deal with the consequences.

[DJ Cruise]

Consequences to it, dude. Yeah, bro. Like, I mean, that's the thing. It's like, I know, I've said, I know, we've said it plenty of times, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

People say, oh well, they're gonna use it against you later, dude, I don't think you understand. Have you not seen the videos of these people? Have you not seen the. There's, there's thousands of videos on the Internet right now of communist leftists saying, wait till we get back in power, we're gonna round all of you up and we're gonna kill all of you. Like they're telling you what they're gonna do, right? They, they do you. You think they don't mean that. They mean it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's the thing, dude. Everybody wants bacon. So it's time to see how it's made.

[Andy Purcell]

This is how. This is how mass murders happen, bro. Okay? The pendulum starts to swing back and forth and it gets more extreme and more extreme and more extreme. And the party that loses, whether people want to know, understand this or not, this is reality. The people who get killed are the people who don't really believe the other side will kill them. Okay? So we have a problem here in this country. We have an infestation of people that shouldn't be here, who are here for nefarious reasons to defraud and commit crime. And whether that's their culture or not, it's not our culture.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then we have this communist ideology piled and mixed in with that that are literally the weakest, most dependent, least capable human beings on the planet wanting the power. And what happens when you give people power that don't understand the repercussions of using power or have never felt the repercussions of power used against them? They are indiscriminate with the power and they abuse it and they will use it to their advantage. And I would highly recommend that people think about that. I think everybody should think about that. Yeah, I think that you should take people at their word when they say that they want to round you up and fucking kill you. Because that has happened multiple times with communist ideology in history and we don't.

[DJ Cruise]

Yet go back that far to see it. We saw it during COVID What happened when you give, give these type of people a little power. You got 17 year old kids telling you you can't buy groceries for your family because you're not wearing a face diaper. We've seen it.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, now they're saying that that's what we're doing by supporting that. No, dude, these are the laws that have existed in this country for ever.

[DJ Cruise]

Not some emergency order.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And by the way, if they let the Insurrection act go, that's like Trump said. And like you guys know I don't agree with everything Trump does. A lot of the that I think he does is stupid. But that is a real thing for a reason.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So, dude, my thing to the people who are out there, like, oh, bootlookers. Right. Like, okay, you don't like how it's being done, you go do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, that's the other alternative.

[DJ Cruise]

Go do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, let's just tell the government to off you guys go home and then we the citizens will handle it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, go do it.

[Andy Purcell]

If we're going to do that, let's do that.

[DJ Cruise]

Let's do it.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. But here's the reality myself and most Americans don't want to live in a third world society where we have to drive up and down the street with our weapons and play wild wild West. Like that sounds cool. Like every testosterone filled dudes like, fuck yeah. You don't really want to do that.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

You want your wife to worry about that? You want your kids to worry about.

[DJ Cruise]

That, Know that we're already paying for them to do their jobs. Let them do their fucking jobs, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Real talk. You know what I think it is? I think it's a lot of fucking bots on the Internet trying to fucking stoke the fire combined with a bunch like look at how many people say in this, are totally anonymous.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Very few people are saying unreasonable shit with their fucking face and their name and their voice.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And in my opinion, if you have an anonymous account and your name ain't on it, your opinion don't mean a motherfucking thing. Okay? You're a fucking coward. You won't even allow your fucking name to be known. Okay, so how is what you say, what does that matter?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You're not even a real. You're not even willing, not willing to say these people are on the Internet calling people cowards and bootlickers. It's like, bro, you're a. You won't even put your name on the line.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right, Right.

[Andy Purcell]

So it's just, it's absurd. And you know, the people, the common sense people of this country, I think they generally want law and order. I mean, if we looked back at what people voted for, it was the number one thing besides the economy that people were concerned with.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

The border and law and order.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so do you want it or do you not? Do you want it or do you not? If you want it and by the way, yeah, there's going to be some eggs cracked in the process. That is the fucking reality, dude. That is the reality. And they're like, well, maybe it'll be you next time. Maybe it will. But I'm going to try not put myself in the way of that.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm damn sure not trying to block ICE agents. I know that. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on, man.

[Andy Purcell]

I, I just. Dude, it's the, the, the, the dialogue on the Internet around this issue just doesn't make sense.

[DJ Cruise]

It doesn't, it doesn't. No. That's weird. I mean now with all of that happening though, there is something else that's coming out. Going right back up there. Nick Shirley's in the news again. There's more fraud. Yeah, more fraud coming out now. This is now taxpayer funded taxi companies. Yeah. The great drivers.

[Andy Purcell]

You mean the zero taxis that exist.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right, right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. When's the last time you saw a fucking taxi?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

When was the last time you saw a county cab?

[DJ Cruise]

Couldn't even tell you. Yeah. You know, saying I don't, I don't see them.

[Andy Purcell]

I bet they get a lot of money. Maybe not county cab, but you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, this, yeah. I mean and even the, the Minnesota Star Tribune, they, they reported on it because it's on, it's, I mean you can't, you can't not talk about it, dude. There's new fraud concerns surface in Minnesota medical transportation program. So providers and prosecutors have seen issues in the medical fund Medicaid funded non emergency medical transport program for years. And now it's the subject of a new video by conservative influencer Nick Shirley. So a transportation service that pays for people's rides to medical appointments is among the Medicaid funded programs facing new scrutiny. People working in non emergency medical transportation have been ringing the fraud bill for quite some time. The program along with other Medicaid funded services, they've been seeing providers get billed for $80 million. That was just in 2018 by itself. 2024 went up to $115 million before dipping. And yeah, these are same exact thing. You got these businesses registered to these, you know, defunct places or there's 15 of them registered to a single house. So same as that, just a whole nother thing. It's so much theft that's happening up there. Like so much, so much. And, and the problem is like dude, if nobody's been able to notice this or, or like, you know, like be like I'm like, the fact that this has not been a bigger thing, you know, 10 years ago, 15 years ago, is proof enough that we're paying way too much in taxes, bro. Way too much. Way too much, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you mean, way too much? Yeah, like, it shouldn't take that to realize that. But I mean, look, dude, you know, everybody keeps saying in our little community here, andy, run for president. Run for president. You all wouldn't be able to deal with what I would do. I'm being serious. You ever seen the movie the Siege? Okay. You know, they set up those. They set up. It's a movie about Arabs committing terror attacks, I think, in New York City. Okay. And they can't figure out who the terrorists are because they're all mixed in. It's the same problem that they had in the Middle east and Afghanistan, and.

[DJ Cruise]

There was no actual uniform.

[Andy Purcell]

They hide amongst themselves.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. And so they set up. They. They set up camps, and they put all the. In the camp, and then they work through the people that are in the camp to figure out if they belong here or not, to figure out who the is who. That's exactly what the. I would do.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And everybody would go crazy wild. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Would they, though? Would they, though? Would they?

[Andy Purcell]

I think they would. I. I think we got a bunch of soft people.

[DJ Cruise]

You have a few people paid.

[Andy Purcell]

I think we have a bunch of soft people that don't understand how the bacon's made.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They don't get it. And they want everything to be nice and peaceful and harmonious, and then they want law and order and stability. And you can't have law and order and stability without doing some things that might be not that fun to look at. Yeah, that's just reality, dude. Like, Just like when you guys all go eat your steak at your favorite restaurant, and you sit down and, you know, you eat it and it's the greatest steak ever. And then, you know, someone shows you a video of how they kill the cows.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, man, I don't want to.

[Andy Purcell]

With the little. With the little. The little blow thing that, you know. You know, the. I don't know what they call it, right? And the dudes just walk up and hit the cow in the head, and it's dead. And they get sick, and it's like, well, you just ate the steak and you loved it, right?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but I don't want to see.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, well, there has to be people that are willing to slaughter the fucking cows for you to have your motherfucking steak. And the problem that we have here is that people don't like the way that law and order is being made and they're not going to like the result either.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. You know, if you didn't like the way steaks were made, but you wanted a steak, guess what? You would fucking starve. Right? Okay, so.

[DJ Cruise]

Or take Bill Gates.

[Andy Purcell]

I just don't understand. Like, to me, that's common sense. Yeah, Like, I understand that. I just don't understand how people don't understand that. I don't. I honestly, I don't even understand how this is the talking point that it is. Like, I've seen dudes make 20 videos on the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. And I'm like, bro, yeah, what are we talking about here? You said you wanted them gone. Now you don't like the way they're doing it.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

See what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

So what do you want?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, but sitting back safe behind your phone, typing away, that's not going to be.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you're going to feel a little different when one of these illegals, like, rapes your kid or murders your wife. Right? You're gonna feel different.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep. Oh, no, it won't be me.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, everybody thinks that.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, so. All right, man.

[Andy Purcell]

And I. And what I can't stand is people calling them immigrants. These are not immigrants. They are criminals.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

What do you mean they're criminals? They didn't all break the law. No, they did, because there's a law about coming here that they broke.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Ah, dude, it's like. It's like. It's like the IQ of the world is just, like, dipping by the hour.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, dude, it's crazy, man. It's crazy. Let's check in with the chat. We'll take some time to cruise with you guys for those listening tomorrow. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. But let's check in with the chat, see what the chat's got going on.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, real talk, dude, that's what I would do. That's what. Yeah, at Water Swatter. That's what I'm talking about. The old no country for Old Men. That thing he uses in there, by the way, I love that movie.

[DJ Cruise]

I haven't seen it.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, dude, it's great.

[DJ Cruise]

Is it good? Yeah, isn't it long? It's a long movie, isn't it?

[Andy Purcell]

Well, you never watch a long movie.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, I will, but, like, you gotta be good.

[Andy Purcell]

No, it's good.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right. All right, Andy, I'm.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I think so, too, dude. Two hours.

[Chat Participant]

Two minutes, huh? Two hours and two minutes.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look, man, you know, I just. I just think that people aren't. They don't have the stomach for reality anymore. And I think things are going to have to get a lot worse for Americans in general for them to accept the reality of how to fix the problem. Yeah, you know, I know. I know what I would do. And you, everybody says, oh, you should run for office, dude, You.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't like this now.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, wait, you guys. You guys think I'm kidding?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I would take corrupt people and I would put their heads on sticks on the front. I'm not joking. Like, that's what I would do. People wouldn't like that. They'd say, oh, that's cruel. Yeah, that's the point. So that no one else fucks with you ever again.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Dj, it's Mogadishu, not Minneapolis.

[Andy Purcell]

The problem people are a product of the propaganda, forced to go through public school and college along with parents that don't care to educate their kids. Totally agree. Totally agree. Here's what you have. You have 20 years worth of people that have been raised to believe that because they breathe the air, they are promised the fruits of the world, which is not true. And it's never been true. And it will never be true. Okay? Those people are now adults. And when you see them, look how they behave, bro. Yeah, okay. We went away from, like, disciplining kids. Like, if you spank your kids now, it's fucking abuse.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. Well, it's very clear that a lot of these people have never had their spankings.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay? And you could tell because the minute that anyone puts fucking hands on them, no matter what they do, they throw a fucking temper tantrum. It's like, what? What do you expect? Okay, so that's correct. That doesn't change that there's a problem. Yeah, okay, like, we have to get away from the stinking. That because someone dealt with something when they were a kid, or because someone grew up harder or because someone. Whatever. Whatever happened to them, that they're justified in whatever the fuck they do to other people, because they are not.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, okay. When do we draw the line? Where do we draw the line up?

[Andy Purcell]

You draw the line in the law. The lines are already there.

[DJ Cruise]

That's what I'm saying, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you think the people that are upset didn't want them gone in the first place? I think all of us here are down for Your plans? Yes. Here.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You guys, if everybody was down with the plan, I'd be the number one show in the universe. But you know what happens? People come in, they're like, this guy's crazy. You're. You're correct. I am crazy.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm crazy enough to solve the problems.

[DJ Cruise]

And I say crazy enough for just my work. Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Look, bro, we also, like, life is paid to.

[DJ Cruise]

Not like the.

[Andy Purcell]

Life is very binary to me.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I've learned over the course. It either is or it isn't. You either are or you aren't. It. It's. It's that simple, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And I, I, you know, if you want the problem solved, you could solve the problem. You can't complain about how the problem solved. You actually want it solved. You know, and then another thing we have is we have all these fucking people on the Internet. You know, they say shit like this. Well, you know, you fucking. What do you do? You get on the podcast, complain behind a microphone? No, actually, motherfucker, I employ 11,000 fucking people, okay? In total, inside and outside of our fucking companies, meaning in the building and outside. I've created careers for thousands and thousands of people. I've helped millions of change their lives with free shit and free programs, okay? When you want someone to carry your water for you and do everything for you, can't complain about how the they carry it, all right? And we got a big problem in the country where people are like, what? What? Okay, well, you're complaining on the podcast, you big crybaby. What the are doing? What have you ever done?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway.

[DJ Cruise]

He employs more people than the three surrounding towns I live in.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And like, bro, by the way, if you want to know what it means to be patriotic, it means building that helps people, that bring. That gives people jobs. It gives people careers and stands for things and helps people. Like, dude, it's just aggravating as dude, sometimes, like, real talk, it makes me want to just say it and just go move to Costa Rica and chill and be a fisherman, like, for real. Because it's like, dude, what, what are you gonna do? Go. Go to. Who's gonna be the first one to go to Washington D.C. and be willing to give their lives. Well, you know, you wouldn't have to do that if you actually all just started using your goddamn voice. Okay? That wouldn't. That wouldn't be required.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Crazy shit, dude. The shit this.

[Andy Purcell]

The.

[DJ Cruise]

The stuff's happening up there, like I said I thought it was dying down. It's picking back up, so we got to keep a good eye on it. We'll see what happens.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

But with that being said, guys, remember, jump down in the comments. Let us know.

[Andy Purcell]

Why don't I go to Costa Rica? Because I feel an obligation. Here's why. Because I feel an obligation. America has been very fucking good to me. Very good. I've worked my fucking ass off. I've given everything I fucking have. It's been very good to me. I know better than most people what you can grow out of the fertile soil. I know that, and I've seen that, and I've experienced it, and I experience it every day. And I feel that as a man in America, that you have a duty and an obligation to make sure that that soil is fertile for the next generation to come through. Okay. I don't think about, why don't I go? That's the only reason I don't go. So, you know, the dude says, oh, he's boasting about views. I don't give a. About views. The minute this was over, I'd be out of here. Dude.

[DJ Cruise]

That's real, man. Guys, jump in the comments. Let us know what you guys think with that being said.

[Andy Purcell]

Us, usc. Micah, bro, read the comments on. Read the comments on the clips that go around the Internet. You'll see.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Twitter. Twitter might be a vacuum chamber, but you go IG and. Yeah. Crazy. What the. Are you doing? Yeah. Podcaster who pressed in this guy's Cheerios. Eat Cheerios.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Small business owner in Minnesota not paying taxes till walls is out. Made a video, got half a million views. People loved it. I challenged everyone in my state to make a video, too. Crickets. That's right. That's right. We got. We got a bunch of.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep, yep. Yeah, man. Let's keep cruising, guys. We got. We got more to cover here. Let's get to headline number two.

[Andy Purcell]

This is our fucking time, Josh. You're correct. This is our time, and if we fucking fail it, we will be the generation that lost freedom for every fucking generation coming behind us. That's a real thing. That's a real thing that other American men before you and I understood. They fucking understood it. Now we got grown men in their 40s that spend their whole day in their basement playing fucking video games like they're fucking 12, right? Anyway, yeah, Joe. Joe Cook. I'm worried about my kids. You should be very. I'm worried about your kids.

[DJ Cruise]

Anyway, yeah. Hot Pockets.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. Man, let's get to headline number two. We gotta check in on the national stage. There's some things shifting around. And don't worry for all of you out there, we got some Epstein coming up here shortly, so stay tuned for that. But let's check in on Greenland. There was a meeting. You see the meeting?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, there was a meeting with the Danes. Denmark's foreign minister says Trump has a point on China and Russia's threat to Greenland.

[Andy Purcell]

No. Really?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, shit.

[Andy Purcell]

No, he's, he's. No, he's actually just Hitler and wants to take everything over.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. Fucking dictator.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, yeah, dude, I'll be real. Trump's problem is he's not dictator enough.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Denmark's foreign minister admitted he shares concerns with President Donald Trump and US Officials over Greenland's vulnerability to Chinese and Russian influence despite his firm opposition to a U. S. Takeover. Quote, there's absolutely no Chinese footprint in Greenland. Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lock Rushmason said on the special report Wednesday. Having said that yet there's always a bit of truth in what he is saying. We definitely share the concern that the Arctic is not any longer a low tension region and of course we have to be aware of that. And that's why we have invested almost US$15 billion last year in capabilities in Greenland.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you know? Do you, do you know? Pull up the chat.

[DJ Cruise]

Chat. Come back, chat.

[Andy Purcell]

Can anyone tell me without looking it up?

[DJ Cruise]

Ok. Ooh, trivia time.

[Andy Purcell]

How far away at the closest point now Russia and China are fucking together on this. How far away is Russia at the closest point? I know. Do you know without looking it up? Be honest.

[DJ Cruise]

Closest point to what? To America.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What do you think it is?

[DJ Cruise]

It's Alaska.

[Andy Purcell]

What do you think the miles distance is?

[DJ Cruise]

It's like 50 miles.

[Andy Purcell]

No, it's 2.4 miles.

[DJ Cruise]

That's it.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's it.

[DJ Cruise]

Damn.

[Chat Participant]

That is correct.

[Andy Purcell]

So maybe if people understood geography, they'd understand what the Trump is talking about. Damn. And if you take the world and instead of looking at it like the way that it looks east to west and you look at it north to south, you'd start to realize the are right there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, they're right there. They're not that far. Yeah, I thought, I don't know why I thought it was like 50 miles.

[Andy Purcell]

It's 2.4 miles.

[DJ Cruise]

That's crazy. That's crazy.

[Andy Purcell]

You can see it.

[DJ Cruise]

That's crazy. Flat earthers.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct, Hammer. That's exactly correct. Hammer. Got it right. But I bet he looked it up.

[DJ Cruise]

What'd he say?

[Andy Purcell]

It's between the two. Two islands?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Damn.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And the International Date Line runs between the two islands.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So 1. It's really weird because 2.2 miles apart, one day is Monday and one day is the day before. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

So time. Time travel is possible.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Yep. They call. They call one island Tomorrow island and they call the other island Yesterday Island.

[DJ Cruise]

Really?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, they do.

[DJ Cruise]

Damn.

[Andy Purcell]

Look it up.

[DJ Cruise]

So anyway, they should not be that close. Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct. I think people understand. People should understand that. You know, it's not like they're like. We look at it east to west and we say, holy, bro. You got to fly all the way around the world to get. No, you don't. No, not at all. And Canada and Greenland and Alaska are very important strategic positions to defend ourselves against a u. A Chinese Russian alliance. That's real.

[DJ Cruise]

I got the map here for everybody. So Greenland's right there. Yep. That's Russia. Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

But.

[DJ Cruise]

But this is also Russia.

[Andy Purcell]

You're looking at it flat if you wrap that around. Russia is literally right on top of America, bro. People don't understand that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, there we go.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know if Russia is that bad, Sam. I don't. I don't think that Russia is that bad, but they are aligned with China right now. I actually think that could change soon.

[DJ Cruise]

So. All right, there's the U.S. listen, you're.

[Andy Purcell]

Not going to figure it out. Go look later.

[DJ Cruise]

No, I got. I got it. I got it now. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Use the. Gotta use that Admiral Byrd map.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's different discussion. Yeah, but, yeah, man, the original NATO map.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, but, yeah, so I mean, tensions are still moving up there, right? They've met and now there's talks of this like NATO thing, right? And like, oh, if the US invaded Greenland, that's the end of NATO, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Yes. Good.

[DJ Cruise]

Great.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. What the fuck do they do for us?

[DJ Cruise]

How much does the US pay for NATO?

[Andy Purcell]

And by the way, what do they do for us besides threaten us?

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Or fucking hold up shit.

[Andy Purcell]

So we fund you, the American taxpayer payer, and then you threaten us with force, with our. Fuck you.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right. Fuck off. Yeah, it's a lot. Like, what's the percentage?

[Chat Participant]

It's like 753 million in 2024.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, no, but what's the percentage of their funding?

[Chat Participant]

16%.

[Andy Purcell]

16.

[DJ Cruise]

That's not right.

[Andy Purcell]

I think it is more than that.

[DJ Cruise]

It is way more than that.

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway, keep going. We Got off time.

[DJ Cruise]

NATO must have wrote that. Yeah, but, yeah, and so, like, interestingly enough, though, now you're getting some weir, weird talks from some interesting places. Let's go check on the bagot. Emmanuel Macron. See what I did there?

[Andy Purcell]

The baguette?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, baguette. Like, you know.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, the baguette. Damn it.

[DJ Cruise]

Come on, man. That was funny.

[Andy Purcell]

I didn't get it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. He's now saying that he's willing to deploy troops to Greenland at the request of Denmark.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, cool. Cool.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Although five, six, little. Oh, I see you. Oh.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Although Greenland is not actually a member of the eu. You.

[Andy Purcell]

You. Have any of you been to France? Like, have. Have any of you guys in the chat been to France, like, recently?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Have you seen any formidable males there?

[DJ Cruise]

No. I mean, you got a bunch of non.

[Andy Purcell]

There's no formidable men there.

[DJ Cruise]

There's definitely some foreign men there, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

A lot. Sorry, French dudes. You ain't got it.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

And the reason that. That, ironically, that there are no formal men there is because they were killed off generations ago.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[Chat Participant]

Timber. Timber. Somebody named Timber in the Twitter chat is saying the last 16 white guys they can find in France that aren't trannies will be deployed.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, they're talking about deploying some over there. Emmanuel McCall, he posted this out on Twitter. He says, quote, at the request of Denmark, I have decided that France will participate in the joint exercises organized by Denmark and Greenland, Operation Arctic Endurance. The first French military elements are already on their way. Others will follow. To which Donald Trump replied. Now, another very shocking move, though.

[Andy Purcell]

Crow's just mad that Trump wouldn't pick him up in the limo.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Made him walk.

[DJ Cruise]

He's got to be a little angry guy, dude. And he. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, I'd be pretty pissed, too. My wife's a dude. You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

Like an old bag of.

[DJ Cruise]

I gotta, you know, twiddle the balls. The mole, wrinkly ball. I'd be pretty pissed, you know, And I have to do it on the world.

[Andy Purcell]

Born into it, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

I'd be pretty pissed. Yeah, I get it, you know? But another interesting place is starting to chirp and buck at the mighty United States. They're making some changes, too. We gotta go to England. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Oi.

[DJ Cruise]

They're now changing and lifting their fighting age in case they have to, you know, send some more. Some more troops from the UK now they raise their reservists from 55 years old now to 55. So this is the latest 65. 65, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So they're gonna send a bunch of 65 year old men. So hold on, so we literally. So we literally 20 year old kids.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Literally flew into Venezuela.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And, and, and used audio weapons.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right, okay.

[Andy Purcell]

To blow people's heads up. Okay. Yank this out of his bed.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right, Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

And you're gonna send your. Your old men.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right, cool. Hello, Governor. It's a beautiful day for war, isn't it? It's Tuesday, mate.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, these people are delusional. It's all delusions, bro. Here's what Trump understands. We have the goods. We got the technology.

[DJ Cruise]

Our milkshake brings the boys to the yard.

[Andy Purcell]

It just does. It always has. And unfortunately it has always been the iron fist in the white glove on behalf of Israel. That's the truth. All right? But when it comes down to it, we still got the goods. And you're not gonna fuck with us. It's not gonna fucking happen. And they know that too. This is all posturing. They ev. Look, go into fucking chatgpt and start asking it questions about would the. Would the US win against this country? In this country?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And eventually you'll get to. And will the US win against everybody? The answer is yes. It is what it is. We have a network. We have a network of bases. We have the technology. We have an experienced military that just got off of fighting 20 fucking years straight. We will dog walk all of you. So calm the down.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, relax, relax there, buddy.

[Andy Purcell]

Put some deodorant on over there.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. This dude's gonna show up with a musket.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. It's meanwhile none of you over there in Europe ain't without the backing of the United States.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, that's a fact. That's a fact.

[Andy Purcell]

If I were Trump, I'd tell them all to fucking blow me. Which I think is what he's doing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, bro, I have a feeling he actually like, when the cameras leave, he probably like rips these dudes, I'd imagine.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, because they don't have any leverage and they go out in the fucking world and pretend they do. Yeah, the only reason that Europe isn't fucking Russia and China already is because of America.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's a fact.

[Andy Purcell]

So yeah, pick your battle there, bro. Let's see how that works out, right? Bunch of idiots.

[DJ Cruise]

We'll have more people speaking foreign languages there.

[Andy Purcell]

Who gives a about these guys anymore? What do they do for us?

[DJ Cruise]

Nothing.

[Andy Purcell]

What do they do? They take our money. Look, none of these people represent value system of the west, okay? We're the only one that's hanging on, all right? They're putting people in jail for Facebook posts, right? Like, you know, five years ago, they were all making fun of us. Like, what do you need guns? Do you see?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

You Americans and your guns.

[DJ Cruise]

I told you what I was going to do, right? Huh? I told you what I was gonna do to. To with the uk. I'm gonna switch my VPN to be over there.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yes.

[DJ Cruise]

She's just rolling on Facebook. Just see what happens. I'm gonna test it out. Test it out.

[Andy Purcell]

It's insane, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

If you listen, it shows you how weak their government is, okay? If you got to put people in jail for Facebook posts, social media, that means that they're afraid of that, gathering steam.

[DJ Cruise]

They've already lost, right?

[Andy Purcell]

So they've already shown how weak they are. Like, it wouldn't take shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

For the people of Ireland and England to overthrow their governments. It really wouldn't. Because the reason that they're doing this censorship is because they're weak.

[DJ Cruise]

That's how they able to correct Quale. I got brain fog.

[Andy Purcell]

It's okay. Yeah, we all got it.

[DJ Cruise]

Is it Quail? We've.

[Andy Purcell]

We've kind of learned how to interpret, you guys. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

There. Dj, don't hurt yourself, all right? Yeah, no, no, you brought up something, right? We are the. The. The heavy, heavy iron fist in a white glove for a specific country. Yeah. And I saw this.

[Andy Purcell]

And by the way, I hate that, too.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, I. I despise it.

[Andy Purcell]

I hate it.

[DJ Cruise]

I disavow it completely.

[Andy Purcell]

Me too. But that doesn't mean it's not what's happening.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. They don't give about what we say.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

But here's the thing, though. You know, I saw this article, this headline, and I'm like, man, this is a little like. Well, there's a point to every single headline you guys see out there, right? I think that's important, right? Like, behind this headline, there is a reason it is worded a specific way. There's a reason it was written a certain way where it's on the page. It was all strategic, right? Doesn't like. Doesn't matter what the article is. And I saw this article. I'm like, damn. Like, what?

[Andy Purcell]

Why?

[DJ Cruise]

That's weird. Check this out. You know the Iran situ. The Iran situation. Sorry, I don't want to piss nobody off. The Iran situation, right. Apparently, Big Dog was about to blow them to smithereens. And this headline Reads Netanyahu halts Trump from bombing Iran as Israel delivers vital intelligence on regime crackdown. Now, like, man, what would be the point of, like, get this getting out, like, and I thought about it, and, I mean, I'd love to hear your opinion. Right. You're telling me that this dude has the power to stop the president of the free world from doing what he was dead set on doing.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, yeah, I think we all know.

[DJ Cruise]

That, and I think that's the point of the article, is to just kind of reinforce that, like, I'm in charge. I'm in charge.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I'm the big dog here. Yeah. That's sickening to me, dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I, I, you know.

[DJ Cruise]

Am I reading it wrong?

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

Right. Like, dude, why are you surprised by that? I'm not. It's not surprising, but I'm telling you.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, the guy comes here every fucking two weeks.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, Right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

And says some shit to Trump. You don't look. What? To your point.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, I'm agreeing with you. Yeah. Why, why would they not just talk on the phone? Why would they not.

[DJ Cruise]

Why do they have to be.

[Andy Purcell]

Why would they not just talk on back channels?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Why does he get on an airplane, come to the United States, and then.

[DJ Cruise]

Happens pomp and circumstances.

[Andy Purcell]

That is all a display of who the is in charge. That is absolutely 100 the only reason that he gets on a plane. It's symbolism.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm in charge. I fly here. I own Donald Trump.

[DJ Cruise]

Your schedule.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. Donald Trump, you pull my chair out. You, you know, this and that, meet.

[DJ Cruise]

Me at the door.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct. That's what that's about. It's a humiliation ritual.

[DJ Cruise]

Fuck, man. I mean, dude, like, to the point, guys, if you're watching this, this is a image of the airspace data over the last 24 hours over Iran. It's cleared out. It's cleared out because the United States was about to do some shit and. Yeah. And then this article comes out that. Yeah, no, we didn't do some because Netanyahu said, don't do some. That does not, man. Dude.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, man. It's embarrassing for Trump.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Unless, unless he's again, playing his hand. There is a very good possibility. And this isn't some Q, this isn't some. Trust the plan.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

There is a possibility, strategically, that there is something at play here. Okay. People that are even in business. Okay. You don't just, like, run through the china shop, right. You, you wait and you let things play out. And whenever the time is right, the time is right. And you move.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And that's. That's there. There's strategy at play here. And I'm not saying there. I guess I'm not. I'm not saying that there is. I'm saying that there could be. I personally, with the size of Trump's ego, which. Dude, that's not a. That's not a bad take. Okay. You have to have a big ego to lead something like the country to do anything or to lead a big company, you have to have an ego. You have to know when to apply it and when to hold it back.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

If you're an effective executor. Okay. There's been plenty of times in my life where people have come along and they've tried to me, and I could see them trying to me, and the time wasn't right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So I waited and I had to eat for a minute, and then when the time was right, I buried him a thousand fucking feet deep.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. And I know that because that's how the fuck you do it. So to think that he's just sitting here, which he could be, because it could be blackmail, it could be money, it could be all of this shit.

[DJ Cruise]

Something more. More powerful than.

[Andy Purcell]

But there also could be this other thing.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And I just, like everyone else, want to see heads on stakes.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. And I am very pissed off that we haven't seen the arrests and we haven't seen this liberation of our country from Israel. There's a lot of. I'm pissed off about. But I also know that there are three years left here. Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So I cannot definitively say that I know exactly what's going on, because I'm.

[DJ Cruise]

Not sitting in the room just like none of you.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. And. And people will say, oh, you know, they get all pissed off when you say that.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Put on your red hat. I never wore a red hat.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Ever. Okay. I. I think for myself, I have opinions that are my own and which everybody should be. I don't identify with a team. I don't identify with. With Republican or Democrat. I never have. That's a misconception, because I would choose what I think is more aligned with me. But that doesn't mean that I'm on their team.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

So anyway, you know, we. The bottom line is you got to wait these things out and see what happens.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. So, yeah, let's check it with the chat, see what the chat got going on. This. Guys, if you're watching this, I can.

[Andy Purcell]

Tell you this, dude, Trump doesn't strike me as a person that Lets people cross them.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Without like.

[DJ Cruise]

He didn't strike you as somebody that just gets.

[Andy Purcell]

And historically, he's never been that way. Yeah, he's always been the guy that gets revenge and, and gets equal. Not even equal. I mean, he ends up on top because he waits for the right time. He's got a fucking book about it. Okay. Like, there's a whole chapter in his book. It's called Think Big and Kick ass by Donald Trump. There's a whole chapter about revenge, bro. So, yeah, I, I, I, All I can do is try to put myself in that position. And in this position, I, I would create a strategy. If I was patriotic minded and I wanted America to be free of this influence and I wanted to drain the swamp and I wanted to end the corruption. I would draw everybody the in.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then I would bury him.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Yeah, man.

[Andy Purcell]

So that's just me, though, you know?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Anyway, that's real, man. Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic.

[Andy Purcell]

Christian Weber, you might be right, dude. That's a possibility. I, I don't know. I cannot say that. I cannot say that. I'm saying what could be right? Anyway.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man, let's keep cruising. Got a headline of three. Can I blow my nose real quick, guys? Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Can't breathe. It's magic. I can breathe now.

[Andy Purcell]

You said that's not the only thing you're blowing.

[DJ Cruise]

No, it's the only thing. It's the only thing. Yeah, that's it. All right, man, let's, let's keep cruising. We got headline three, guys.

[Andy Purcell]

I will agree with that. Nick says we need the military and police to back the people. That will be the line.

[DJ Cruise]

That's very important.

[Andy Purcell]

That will be the line. The police officers and the military backing the people, which they failed to do during COVID So I don't have a whole lot of faith in that. Yeah, I see a lot of. I'm just doing my job in the future and I think that's, I don't know that you could count on that now. I would love to think. I always thought that. I always thought that the military would side with the people. I always thought that. But then when I saw police officers arresting people for like, like being outside and breathing the fucking air, it made me reconsider that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. My only pushback on that, though, dude. Like, where was that, though? That was in Cali.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying? Or like Minnesota with the paint. Like, who. Okay, who's the governor? Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Like and still, I'm just doing my job.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see, man. We'll see. But, guys, let's keep. Let's keep cruising. Head on through. You got some Epstein stuff for you.

[Andy Purcell]

Sweet.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Who wants some Epstein? Yeah. Love Epstein.

[Andy Purcell]

No.

[DJ Cruise]

All right. Headline three reads, house Oversight Chair says panel will move to hold Hillary Clinton in contempt.

[Andy Purcell]

Comer says action follows refusal by former first lady and Bill Clinton to testify about Jeffrey Epstein.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, this is getting some spice, right? The House Oversight Committee will move so Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress, its Republican chair, James Comer said on Wednesday after the former first lady joined her husband, Bill Clinton, and refusing to comply with the subpoena for testimony regarding the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. The announcement came a day after the Clinton said they would not honor subpoenas from the investigative panel to discuss Epstein, a former friend of the ex president who died in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges. This was the interview of Comer. Let's check this clip out. That's what he had to say unanimously.

[James Comer]

By the committee in a bipartisan manner. We will move next week in the House Oversight Committee markup to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress. So with that, be happy to answer any questions.

[DJ Cruise]

Bringing Donald Trump.

[Andy Purcell]

In this investigation.

[James Comer]

President Clinton's President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, I would say today, well, you all ask him questions every day. He answers questions every day about Epstein.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, you don't bring.

[James Comer]

You can't bring in a current President of the United States, and you all know that.

[DJ Cruise]

So.

[James Comer]

But President Trump has answered thousands of questions about Epstein. I bet today, at some point, some of you all will ask President Trump questions about Epstein. He answers those questions. To my knowledge, former President Clinton has never answered questions about Epstein. And we just had questions because again, I think anyone would admit that they spent a lot of time together while Bill Clinton was president and post presidency.

[Andy Purcell]

And again, what does that mean? What does that mean? Z. If they hold him in contempt and go to jail, is that really what it means?

[DJ Cruise]

You know, that's absolutely what it means. Right. And like, we haven't really seen that. Everybody remembers Peter Navarro, right? He was one of Trump's close advisors. Yeah, they held him in contempt and sent him to jail for how long he was in there for. He got sentenced in 2024, and then Trump pardoned him. He would have been in there for, I believe, like three years. So, I mean, it's something, right? They did Steve Bannon, the same thing. He was held on contempted Congress. It's a real charge, you know, but the part that, like, the part that.

[Andy Purcell]

Does that mean they're going to hold him in contempt and go arrest him like, that day?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I mean, they would. They would go to court and get tried, like. Yeah, I mean, it's absolutely enforceable. Right. And like. And that's the thing that's, like getting me with these people. Right. Because we talk about it, guys, right? Like, absolute power corrupts absolutely. And these people say.

[Andy Purcell]

People say nobody's above the law.

[DJ Cruise]

Exactly. But yet you're refusing. And not only are you refusing, if you look here, they. They literally said, quote, this is from the Clintons, you know, I guess publicist or whatever, that these subpoenas are invalid, legally unenforceable and unwarranted.

[Andy Purcell]

How would that work for you and I? We were held in contempt.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right, right, right. People out of their minds, dude. But, yeah, they put out a. They put out a statement saying that Comer is lying with impunity about the Epstein inquiry and release written declarations and saying that, you know, we should all be fighting and now is the time, quote, now is the time to fight for this country.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

To fight for what?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

You are literally refusing to answer questions about a pedophile woman human trafficker.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Legitimately.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. Like where in. Where do we get off the rails so far that people put their political ideology ahead of their moral ideology? Okay. And if. If that's not the case, does that mean that the people that are on the left are actually all pedophiles? You know, it's like when people get mad because you say, Israel's up. Right, Right. And, you know, I've had some friends of mine who were Jewish reach out to me, and I've been very clear. This is not anti Jewish. This is anti Israel, anti bullshit. And they reach out to me and they say, why the are you saying this? I'm like, so you. You agree with everything they're doing, right? Well, no. Well, then what the are you defending that for?

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so either we have a situation where people are more loyal to their ideological label that they've assigned their identity to or have accepted, or they're all pedophiles.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And I don't believe that's the case. So can we not separate ourselves from these political identities that we've assigned to ourselves and realize that you shouldn't be defending like this.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

Like, I mean, you go to prison for touching kids or doing like this. And the quote, unquote worst people on earth, which clearly they're not if they don't like pedophiles more than the society doesn't like them.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

It makes me wonder how big of a problem this really is.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like, how many of these people are out here? How many people are actually pedophiles? And we don't know it because, like, we like to think about it, like, oh, yeah, well, you know, it's this thing that doesn't really exist. Well, go on your local sex offender registry and look how close some of them are to you. There's a lot of them.

[DJ Cruise]

I guarantee you got one in your.

[Andy Purcell]

Neighborhood, probably more than one, Right? Okay, so which is it? Because I could tell you this, the hill that I would not die on is standing up for fucking scum like that.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

And to sit here and then say, oh, it's time. Now is the time to fight for this country, like we have some sort of patriotic duty to defend human beings that molest children.

[DJ Cruise]

What's more important than that?

[Andy Purcell]

That's insane. Yeah, that's insane.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

If they were totally innocent of this, which clearly they aren't because there's tons of photographs, right? And there's always truth to something. Right? Like, do we really think that. That this whole thing about Hillary Clinton doing all this evil shit is just made up shit? I personally do not think that that's made up shit. No. I think she's one of the most evil people on the fucking earth that's ever lived. She wears emperor clothes.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. Like, look at the. She wears. She's an emperor and you're the peasants. And now she's saying, how dare you, how dare you question me?

[DJ Cruise]

Right? Yeah. Using.

[Andy Purcell]

I've been so good to you.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, Right. Use and using. Using the systems that you're telling us that we need to be focused in fighting. Like, we're used. Like, yeah, we're using our system, we're using our constitution where you come answer this and you're acting like it's just some high mighty.

[Andy Purcell]

Hillary Clinton does not have the, the. Listen, here's what happens, okay? This happens to everybody, by the way, okay? One of the hardest things for older men to, to understand is when they've become. When men have become formidable and they. Let's just talk about it in physicality, all right? When men have been formidable their whole lives and they get old, they have a very hard time understanding that the young men are now more formidable than them.

[DJ Cruise]

Right?

[Andy Purcell]

All right? So the way that people counteract this is through wealth and power. Okay. So, yes. Physically, could you kick the. Out of these people? For sure, absolutely. But they have so much power and influence. Can't touch them that you can't touch them. Okay. So now we're in this situation where a lot of these older people who have raped and pillaged and oppressed and stole and corrupted our country into the dirt are now old and corrupt. But in their mind, they still believe that they have the horsepower that they once had.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Hillary Clinton still thinks because her close little circle and some misaligned people in the public clapped for her.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

That she's still relevant in her term, in her in power and that that is why.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

When we see these dictators over the course of history, pulled out in the street and executed just like the one in Romania, he. They're yelling at the citizens, saying, how dare you?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

How dare you?

[DJ Cruise]

To. The soldiers carrying them out to. Fired upon.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct.

[DJ Cruise]

They're trying to. They're still barking orders.

[Andy Purcell]

They. Because they. They can't compute it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

They live in a world of delusion.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And it's starting to expose itself.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

She believes in her mind that she is above everyone else. Above the law, above everything. I wouldn't be surprised if she believes she's some sort of divine being.

[DJ Cruise]

I was put here by God. Yeah. Some thanos.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what a lot of these people think. Dude, dictate. There's an awesome documentary on. On Netflix right now called how to be a Dictator, and it explains the psychology of. Of a lot of these people.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I mean, because, dude, there's got to be some.

[Andy Purcell]

And what you. And if you watch it from the perspective that they're lying about everything.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Right. It's like, wait, all these dudes were freedom fighters? Like, watch it. Instead of watching it from the perspective of. All these guys are dictators. Some of them were. But watch it from the perspective of they were fighting the system.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

Because all of the people that are featured in that documentary were. Every single one of them were not on the central banking system. Huh. It's kind of weird, huh?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. That's weird.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. So let's make a whole documentary about how these are all the dictators.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Like, Mao wasn't on there, was he?

[Andy Purcell]

No, it was like, it's. It starts off with, you know. You know who it starts off.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number one. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then it moves into like, Saddam Hussein.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

And then it moves into, like, the dude from Uganda. And then it. It's. It's a good series.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But if you watch it from both perspectives, you know, it's interesting.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But, yeah, I think she's. And I'm here for it.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Like, I mean, like I said, there's definitely precedents. It's a real thing. The contempt of.

[Andy Purcell]

I think they're hoping. I think they're hoping that they're going to get back in power and they'll get pardoned or they'll, you know, I don't know what they hope, but, like, here's what I do know, is that we got one chance to clean this up, and if Trump fails, our country will fail.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, well, last little thing on this, dude, that I've also thought was interesting. You know, we're on this topic of.

[Andy Purcell]

These old farts, which is, again, why I don't think that people should stand in the way of, of federal operations right now and getting these people out at all. I don't think you should be. I think you should understand that to, to make an omelet, you're gonna have to crack some eggs.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

And if people are stupid enough to steal machine guns out of cars and riot and beat cops with snow shovels and try to, you know, run their car, knock it out, or that list to them at all, that's on them.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep, agreed. Agreed. But speaking of old farts hanging on to power, this comes out, Congress has two dozen lawmakers, 80 or older, with more than half seeking re election in 2026.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, how do you think they got there?

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, you mean like a hundred years ago when they first wanted to run?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. No, how do you think these people keep getting elected? Do you really think.

[DJ Cruise]

I don't think nobody's.

[Andy Purcell]

Hold on. Okay, let's take Nancy Pelosi as an example.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. If you go to her district, it is a fucking shithole.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Maxine Waters, same thing.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you really think that all those people are still voting for her, or do you think that they've had control over the election system for so long that they keep just putting themselves in power?

[DJ Cruise]

I think, I don't think anybody's voting for it.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I, I think as well. I think the election system, we have no way of knowing. We have no way of knowing if the election system is real or fake.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay. If you're really honest with yourself, how the do you know?

[DJ Cruise]

I don't know. I know this. We can. We know who's going to win American.

[Andy Purcell]

Idol in 30 seconds. Yeah, that's easy in 30 seconds.

[DJ Cruise]

Right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

We don't even know if elections are even real. We have no idea. We have no idea. And that, and the way that it's looked the last few years is that they aren't fucking real. And this is another thing that Trump needs to get on top of before the fucking midterms, otherwise he's complicit in the problem. So, you know, I'm, you know, this idea of us having 80 year old people that do not have to live in the society that they create, that should be common sense for people, that we don't elect people like that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

People should have skin in the game. And what I mean by skin in the game is that they have to abide by and their families have to live within the rules that they create. Okay. So this idea of diplomatic immunity and all these things that these people get that should not exist because if these people actually had to live inside the laws in the system the same way that you and I have to live, the laws in the system would be conducive to the benefit of the people.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Rules for thee and not for me. Literally.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Not just like for fun on the Internet.

[DJ Cruise]

No, no.

[Andy Purcell]

They live in a different world in a different game. We live in our game. Until those things are aligned, those people will never operate with our interests in mind.

[DJ Cruise]

No.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, that's what I'm saying.

[DJ Cruise]

Like, I'm looking at Nancy Maxine Waters, bro quote, my work is not finished and I don't know if it will ever be finished.

[Andy Purcell]

Bitch, you're dead.

[DJ Cruise]

You've been working for fucking 80 years.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And things have gotten worse. You did shit. No, they've gotten tremendously worse because these people do not see. They don't have a patriotic responsibility to the people. Okay, if her interest was. We have to accept this as the reality. We have to accept this as the reality. They do not work for us at all. They. Their conversations are not how do we make it better for the people? Their conversations are how do we take as much from the people and make it look like we're working for the people.

[DJ Cruise]

Right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's it. So, like, when you don't understand what's the rules of the game are, you're constantly confused. But when you understand that they do not work for us and they work for them, everything makes sense. Okay, I can see clear. And I could tell you another thing. If I was in power, I would 100% make it against the fucking rules. I don't know how I would do It. Maybe if everybody opposed me, I would just kill them too. I don't know. But it would be. It would never. It would never happen again. Okay, you're not going to take your grandpa, who's 85 years old, who sits in the corner and drools on himself during Thanksgiving, that you have to scream, what's Grandpa doing over there? I don't know. He's. I think he's asleep. Grandpa.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right. Make sure he's not dead.

[Andy Purcell]

And put these people in office. And. And another reason they continue to get put in office is because they're still so unaware of what's going on, they can be manipulated to do whatever. Look at the auto pen Y. Okay, let's put a geriatric.

[DJ Cruise]

Senile.

[Andy Purcell]

Senile person in the office so that we could do whatever we want.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep. That's exactly what they did.

[Andy Purcell]

Okay, so we. There should be no. There should be no world where people who are in their 70s and 80s are running the world.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Because they don't have to live with the repercussions of the world that they create. And that goes for Donald Trump, too. Yeah, that goes for everybody. The world should be run by young, capable people who have to live with the world that they create.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

And until that's the case, we're going to end up with the same thing over and over and over again.

[DJ Cruise]

It's real, bro. That's real, man. Guys jumping on this.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's look at Maxine Marsh. Just like, look at her.

[DJ Cruise]

Hold on, hold on.

[Andy Purcell]

Pull it back up.

[DJ Cruise]

Now me. Now, now, now, now. Mr. Andy.

[Andy Purcell]

Dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, Brock.

[Andy Purcell]

In what world. Okay, like, okay, take away everything you know about Maxine Waters. Take away everything you fucking know. You don't know shit about anything. In what fucking planet do you elect someone that is that fucking old to make decisions for your life?

[Chat Participant]

She's 87.

[Andy Purcell]

OK. What? But I'm. I'm asking a real question.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

In what sane world do you elect that woman to make any sort of competent decision about anything? There isn't one.

[DJ Cruise]

Nope.

[Andy Purcell]

And almost every single human being would agree with that. Left or right or whatever they believe. Which brings me to the point of how I feel that the elections may be completely fucking fake. Because there's no fucking way, dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Nobody's willing to fake it.

[Andy Purcell]

There's no way.

[Chat Participant]

She's been in office since 1976.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, that's. That's longer than I've been alive.

[Chat Participant]

1976.

[Andy Purcell]

That's longer than I've been alive. I got a gray beard, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, God, think about it. Easy. You were still swimming when she got in. Bro.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't even know how I won that race because I can't swim where the. You know. Well, I guess what they would say is true. Winners win.

[DJ Cruise]

Hey, winners. Dude, man. Yeah, this lady, man.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm just saying, dude, you know, it's. It's. It's the silence and apathy of the people that, you know, continue to allow these things.

[DJ Cruise]

What's our net worth? What's Maxine Waters?

[Andy Purcell]

Sure, it's significant?

[Chat Participant]

Let's find out. 20, 25. It says 600. Nah, this seems off. It gives me 2017 data saying about 600k.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chat Participant]

Doesn't look right.

[Andy Purcell]

That just means she's hiding offshore.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. She got some in the Caymans, dog. Yeah. I mean, dude, those earrings alone, look at those. Look at those pearls. Bro, she's doing all right. It's more than 600k. I guarantee you that.

[Andy Purcell]

Bro, the truth is, she's probably 150 years old.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Because, like, they pro. They poison the out of us. We all die when we're 80.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, they're getting the good.

[Andy Purcell]

These, like. Dude, does she look 80?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

No, no, she doesn't look 80.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, you know, 87.

[Andy Purcell]

She looks 187.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

How old does George Soros actually look?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, he looks like 2, 000 years old.

[Andy Purcell]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Like, dude, you think these don't use transplants?

[Andy Purcell]

You don't think these people use all the drugs and all the tech and all the. To stay alive? Dude, that's why they're all pedophiles drinking adrenochrome. And.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, somebody just commented. Yeah, the chat, too.

[Andy Purcell]

They. These people are Hunt. These people are 200 years old.

[DJ Cruise]

Bro, what if they're all vampires?

[Andy Purcell]

Bro, there's something. Yeah, they ain't us.

[DJ Cruise]

What if they're vampires?

[Andy Purcell]

Dude, I don't know what they are, but they're not us.

[DJ Cruise]

You know, Which.

[Andy Purcell]

Which. Which even furthermore explains their discontent with actual humans.

[Chat Participant]

They see us as inferior race.

[Andy Purcell]

There's no question about that.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, bro, do you.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you think for a second now, Zeeshan, you. You.

[DJ Cruise]

You're.

[Andy Purcell]

You're a cultured dude, okay? You grew up in India. You've been around the world. I'm not making fun of you. Like, I'm being serious. And you're one of the smartest men I've ever met in my life.

[DJ Cruise]

Life.

[Andy Purcell]

Do you. I know you don't think so, but that's actually a identifier of a very smart person. So is there a leader in the world, legitimately, that you think actually loves the people that they represent?

[Chat Participant]

Very, very questionable.

[Andy Purcell]

I. The fact that we have to question is a problem.

[Chat Participant]

That's right.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

That is right.

[DJ Cruise]

Like actively, currently, or like, just in history?

[Andy Purcell]

No, currently.

[DJ Cruise]

Currently. No. I don't think there's one.

[Andy Purcell]

I think you want to know the truth. People can get mad about this. You know who I think the only one might be?

[DJ Cruise]

Who?

[Andy Purcell]

Putin.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, he loves. He loves his people.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Chat Participant]

But he's been presented as something wrong.

[Andy Purcell]

Correct. Why?

[DJ Cruise]

Because.

[Andy Purcell]

Because he loves his people.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

You go out. You go talk to Russians, bro, from Russia.

[DJ Cruise]

They love Putin well enough, granted.

[Andy Purcell]

Unless they're gay or, you know, if they say.

[DJ Cruise]

Because if they say they don't, like, you know, they're done.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what you're. That's what you're told. That's what you're told. That's what you're told. But. But. But what happens in. What happens in the west when you criticize a leader? See, when I was a kid, bro, it was, you know, you live in the greatest country in the world because people in China, they kill you if you speak against the government.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

What are they doing in the west, right? What they do to Edward Snowden, right? What they. What are they doing to people who post Facebook? What in. In the West? Not here yet. Yet.

[DJ Cruise]

Not yet. Not yet. I'm telling y', all, they're gonna get on those. Those juice boxes, though. I guarantee you.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep.

[DJ Cruise]

You're gonna ban that emoji.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. Guys jumping down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, it is time for me to blow my nose again.

[Andy Purcell]

Hey, man, you know what? You don't. You're not a complainer, so I know you must feel like, oh, dude, stay the. Away from me, though, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

How you gave it to me. I think you gave it to me. Me and Joe were talking about this earlier. Back me up, Joe. Where you at, Gilman Young?

[Andy Purcell]

You think I spread it?

[DJ Cruise]

I think you gave it.

[Andy Purcell]

I'm a super spreader.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. I mean, winners win, bro.

[Andy Purcell]

Super, super spreader. You're a super spreader without your. With your no mask and your own vaccination.

[Chat Participant]

With your uncontrollable masculinity.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah. And you're due for a winter of extreme death.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Not good.

[Andy Purcell]

Still waiting for that. Is this the time?

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, you're good, bro. No boogers.

[DJ Cruise]

All right, All right, all right.

[Andy Purcell]

Let's move on.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, now we're good. Yeah, I'm back in action, baby. We got thumbs up or dumb as. Guys, this is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it, we. We discuss it, we ponder it, we examine it, we. We. We dissect it, we vote on it, and we give it one or two options. Now, I know we've. We've had some, you know, discussions. Gen Z, Millennials. Right. And this is a topic I think we can all come together on, right? Both generations. And it's. It's around the word, the name Karen. Okay. There's now been some. Some. Some discussions between I think the two generations. You know, millennials created the name Karen for people. You know, everybody knows a Karen, right? Now there's a new name. So Gen Z has come up with their own names for Karen. Okay, so move over, Karen. Gen Z officially declares Jessica as new millennial nickname for problematic women. Yep. And I'll be honest, I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it, though. I'm not.

[Andy Purcell]

It's gonna be hard. That transition is gonna be hard.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man. Like, do Karen. Fucking. Like, I mean, that fits, right?

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, but Jessica kind of does, too.

[DJ Cruise]

I mean, okay, I can see it.

[Chat Participant]

But then it's like, ah, Chad is giving suggestions for the new name. Beth.

[Andy Purcell]

Beth.

[Chat Participant]

That's pretty good. Male version. Gavin.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, Gavin for sure. Yeah. Now we're all together.

[Chat Participant]

Some solid contenders.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's. That's decent. That's decent.

[Chat Participant]

Deborah, Linda, Heather.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, you know what the top ones on here were?

[Andy Purcell]

I think it's going to be hard to dethrone Karen. Dude.

[DJ Cruise]

Dude, it's so hard because, like, when.

[Andy Purcell]

You think of a Karen, you, you know, like, I don't think of, like, literal people name Karen. It's like a caricature.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, like.

[Andy Purcell]

Like they got the. The Talk to them. There you go. They got to talk to the manager. Haircut.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Chat Participant]

But remember the last time DJ was talking? I have never seen a child or even a teenager named Karen, ever.

[Andy Purcell]

Not anymore.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, they stopped.

[Chat Participant]

Well, now the name is cursed.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it's like another name. They won't allow nobody to name the babies no more.

[Andy Purcell]

Adolf99. You know, that was. That was actually Dolph's name.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, so. So this is. Listen, I'll be honest. I didn't even get the, like, the notification to vote on this. I'm like, you know what. What was happening?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, remember what I said about young men versus the older men. What, they're getting stronger. They're going to start calling shots, bro. That's why it's so important that we get these young, these young men up to speed on how to win and create winning and gas and do badass shit. Because, dude, listen, the future of the country is riding on these people.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, it is.

[Andy Purcell]

So if they want to call them Jessica, I don't give a shit. We'll call them whatever the fuck you want as long as you start making money, kicking ass, getting fit and not taking any.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. That's right. Well, the Jessica's are speaking up on this, though. One of those users, she's complaining about this. Her name is Jessica.

[Andy Purcell]

Aren't you kind of making the point.

[Chat Participant]

Ryan, in super chat, saying up here in Main, we call them Janet.

[DJ Cruise]

Janet. Oh, that's.

[Chat Participant]

We have one as a governor.

[Andy Purcell]

That's a good one. See, Janet, it fits.

[DJ Cruise]

Janet does fit.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

I've never. Oh, bro, that, that's good, bro. That's some good.

[Chat Participant]

Chiniqua.

[Andy Purcell]

Somebody named Shaniqua.

[DJ Cruise]

Daqu. An alternate universe. All right. No, but yeah, so I mean, this lady, her name's Jessica. She's, she's complaining. She had this to say. Let's check. Let's see. Let's hear Jessica out. All right.

[Jessica]

Hello everybody. This is Jessica. It has come to my unfortunate knowledge that the children of Gen Z have given Jessica's the top title of Karen in their day and age. And I haven't heard this. I'm, I, I don't even think they probably even know a Jessica, let's be real. But I'm gonna put this to rest. It definitely isn't Jessica, because if I know a Jessica, being a Jessica, we're minding our business. We're probably judging, but from afar, because we're not going to get involved because we know better. We're probably at home minding our business, reading a book, getting out in nature, focusing on how to exist in today's.

[Andy Purcell]

Day and age.

[Jessica]

Fighting with someone, moving our bang to the side really isn't for us. You know, we as an 80s and 90s kids probably got our butts whipped. So we know better. So I'm putting that term to rest. We definitely are not Karen's, but the kids today definitely aren't getting their butts whipped enough. So maybe they are the Karens. I don't know a common name for those kids today. What you guys are naming your kids is a little strange to me, but it's Definitely not Jessica. And I think I could speak for every Jessica. Okay, thanks.

[Chat Participant]

If she was minding her business, she would not be making the video.

[Andy Purcell]

She kind of confirmed that it's now Jessica.

[DJ Cruise]

Okay. All right. Yeah. Okay.

[Chat Participant]

Well, someone in the comments is saying somebody married that.

[DJ Cruise]

Well, here's the thing. Karen's clapped back.

[Andy Purcell]

They did?

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, I mean, come on, bro. You think they're gonna let this go by without saying something? Yeah. Check this out.

[Karen]

I feel that we can't, as Karen's now, talk about how this is affecting us because we are told that we are entitled if we do this. So I set up the change.org to, you know, just to show that. But actually, you know, this is not fair for us to have to put up with this. You know, we're labeled as, you know, racist, entitled, anti maskers, and we're just not that sort of person. It's just totally unfair. And we want the media and the tabloids and the papers to stop using our name to describe racist people. I think we should describe racist people as racist and not use our name.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, it's almost racist to be. To describe you guys as racist.

[DJ Cruise]

Anybody called Karen?

[Jessica]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

We're still talking about racism.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, bro. Well, I mean, it's England. They're a little bit ahead. A little bit.

[Andy Purcell]

Listen, Karen is not racist. Anti masker, anti vaxxer. If that were the case, we'd love Karen's.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right. Okay. Unless it's a public barbecue. Yeah, you have a problem.

[Andy Purcell]

No, that's right. Karens are the ones that come up and, like, yell at you for not taking your trash can to the curb and, you know, or, you know, like, my old house where I got yelled at for having a work truck in my driveway when it. When it was my. It was my dually, you know, like, oh, you shouldn't be having the work truck. Well, I'm sorry. That's not my work truck.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, right, right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's what I choose to drive.

[Chat Participant]

I think the Karen term came from white women calling cops and black people for barbecue. Yeah, that. I think old in the old.

[Andy Purcell]

Is that really what happened?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I think so.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, I mean, they were calling them on white people, too.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. I mean, no.

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, so I don't think they're racist.

[DJ Cruise]

I just want to speak to your manager.

[Chat Participant]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andy Purcell]

I will say Karen started the cell phone.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Cell phone. Like it's some sort of. You know what? Like it's some sort of shield. Yeah, yeah, Dude, I'm protected. What the you think this is Star Wars Citizens Arrest?

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andy Purcell]

No, you're not going anywhere. Listen, man, I, I, I don't know that, that, I don't know. I think it would take a lot to dethrone the Karen.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, I think so.

[Andy Purcell]

And I, I, until I see some more Jessica, you know, I'm gonna have to be, I'm gonna have to stay on Team Karen, you know what I'm saying?

[DJ Cruise]

Some more Jessica. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

Like maybe for the young people, it is the Jessicas.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

But yeah, man, we accomplished our mission because Main Scorp says I'm done with the Internet.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

That's great because we're about done too.

[DJ Cruise]

That's right.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah.

[DJ Cruise]

Without Karen's, we would have all over the streets. Yeah, Karen's have a role in society.

[Andy Purcell]

Without Karen's, we'd have all over the streets. We'd have disorder. Without Karen's.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah. Fuck, man.

[Andy Purcell]

Oh, man.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, man, we'll see, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Karen's fine. It's safe for now.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I, I think it's, I think Karen is.

[DJ Cruise]

Young pups out there, relax. We're sticking with Karen for at least a few more years.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, I think it's, it's gonna be hard to dethrone that. You have to be very annoying.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, like very. Yeah, very, like, it'd be pretty bad. Pretty bad. Yeah, man. All right, well, yeah, Jessica, you're safe. Jessica's of the world, you guys are fine for now. Karen's. It is what it is. You can't complain because you'd be a Karen. That's right. Yeah, man. Well, yeah, guys. Andy, that's all I have.

[Andy Purcell]

Yep. That's all I got too.

[DJ Cruise]

Yep.

[Andy Purcell]

All right, Great show. We are literally the, the dumbest, smartest people.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh, yeah. Super smart. Yeah.

[Andy Purcell]

I don't know what that self described.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, podcasters.

[Andy Purcell]

Well, apparently you could just anoint yourself whatever the you want.

[DJ Cruise]

Yeah, for sure, right?

[Andy Purcell]

I mean, look at the Internet.

[DJ Cruise]

Oh yeah, it's full of them. Yeah, we'll love them.

[Andy Purcell]

Wine Box Warriors. That's their game. That's the truth.

[DJ Cruise]

I got lit off a box wine before.

[Andy Purcell]

Yeah, it'll you up, bro.

[DJ Cruise]

What's that? What's the main brand? The Franzia. Yeah. Oh, yeah, bro, but one of my dudes in up at Quincy, bro, for I think Halloween, he dressed up as the box, but he like worked, you know? Yeah, yeah, bro, it was great. It was lit, bro. Yeah, that's all I remember from the night, though, all right? Hell, yeah. All right, well, guys, next time is Monday. Monday for Q A, that is Monday.

[Andy Purcell]

I forgot today was Thursday. All right, guys, well, thanks for joining the show. Don't be a hoe.

[DJ Cruise]

Share the show yeah Went from sleeping on the flow now my jury box froze up Bow a stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold just a no head shot, case closed.