On today’s episode, Andy & DJ discuss Steven Bannon retracting his statement on War Room regarding Kash Patel’s alleged nomination as FBI Director, Footage of Biden 'wandering off' into the Amazon exploding online, and Trump's former CDC...
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Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze Bow stove counted millions in a cold, bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no headshot case Close.
Andy
What is up, guys? It's Andy. Priscilla. And this is the show for the Realist. Say goodbye to the lies, the fitness and delusions of modern society, and welcome to reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet. That's what I did. You hear that? There's a little extra there.
DJ
It felt extra.
Andy
Fucking extra. That means we're gonna have an extra good show.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You know. Anyway, this is cti. Let's get started. Share the show, hoes.
DJ
Yep.
Andy
What's going on, dude? What's up?
DJ
Threw me off there a little bit.
Andy
You know what? They've all heard it, man. I bet everybody could recite it.
DJ
They do, actually.
Andy
Do they?
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Where?
DJ
Anytime I meet somebody, they recite the.
Andy
I know, it's awkward.
DJ
It's like, that's my line.
Andy
Hey. Hey. Aren't you somebody?
DJ
Yeah. All right, dude, it's cool, man.
Andy
Yeah, it's cool.
DJ
We got some. We got some good people out there, man. It's good people, bro.
Andy
Some of these say it better than me. It's true, anyway.
DJ
I'm sure a lot of people could do my job better.
Andy
That's probably true.
DJ
Just reading, you know?
Andy
We should just have third grade reading. We should just run a contest and, like, we should have two of the listeners come in and be me and you. Yeah, okay. And then you and I'll come on and be guests.
DJ
I like it.
Andy
Yeah. Well, you got something.
DJ
My daughter knows the intro.
Andy
Does she probably do it better than all y'all. I bet she can.
DJ
She's been listening to us since she's like, one.
Andy
Yeah, she knows it better than us, bro. I guarantee you, she'll stop and be like, that's not right.
DJ
Yeah. Don't be a hoe. It's funny. I see her over there, too. She knows it. Oh, yeah, man.
Andy
You tell her. Hey, don't. Don't be talking like Andy. Yeah. All right.
DJ
Yeah. What's going on, man?
Andy
Nothing, dude.
DJ
How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Monday, beautiful Monday morning Here in good old St. Louis.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
We got to go somewhere, man.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
We got to get some sun.
Andy
I know, I know, I know. I'm thinking about, like, a little Arizona.
DJ
Yeah. What's the best place to go to right now?
Andy
It's Arizona, bro.
DJ
Is it easy?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
I was just there. One bad.
Andy
Yeah. Little pool get one of them rooms with the pool. With their own pool.
DJ
Yeah, we got. We got to get. We got to get out of here, bro.
Andy
Yeah, I agree. Get the fuck out.
DJ
Just listen. Let's get a Bronco and just book it to Canada. Just me and you. Let's just book it to Canada.
Andy
Why don't we go to Canada?
DJ
That's what O.J. did.
Andy
No, we go to Mexico.
DJ
Oh, okay. Go to Mexico.
Andy
If I was picking one or the.
DJ
Other, I would never know. That's tacos.
Andy
I mean beach.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You know guns. I mean tacos this motherfucker. What do they got up there in Canada, bro?
DJ
Maple syrup. Hockey. Hockey works.
Andy
Hockey's hockey. St. Louis is a hockey capital. United States.
DJ
Is it?
Andy
Yep.
DJ
Or is that like. Is it really?
Andy
Yeah, I just said so.
DJ
I was.
Andy
Okay.
DJ
I didn't know that was like a. Like a personal opinion now.
Andy
It's official now.
DJ
Sweet, man. Well, let's get into our show, man. We got some good, bro.
Andy
We got the best ever in St. Louis. Don't around. Y'all don't know.
DJ
Toaster ravioli, that.
Andy
You know what the thing is? You know why everybody says, like, everybody kind of talks a little on St. Louis. You know why that is?
DJ
Peanut butter and jelly.
Andy
No, we don't want you to come here. No, we don't run around because we're not stupid here in St. Louis. We don't run around, talk about how great it is. Don't go down there. You might get carjacked.
DJ
I got robbed last week.
Andy
In fact, we pay the media to put these reports out to keep you away from us. Don't come here.
DJ
Oh, man.
Andy
What's up?
DJ
Dude, I see a California license plates, I get pissed.
Andy
I do, too.
DJ
What the you doing here? You know what I'm saying?
Andy
We don't want none of your California out.
DJ
You didn't get invited here.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
DJ
You know, go back where you came from.
Andy
What is this with the California people moving from California? And then wherever they go, they do the same stuff they did in California and then wonder why California is California and they wanted to leave in the first place.
DJ
Dude, California would be cool if it wasn't. They didn't have the paper straws, you know what I'm saying? Californ started was paper straws. Listen, I hate those things.
Andy
I want to do the show and not say anything that's going to get me in trouble.
DJ
California was cool to the.
Andy
I'm maturing.
DJ
All right, man. Yeah, well, let's get into it then. Let's get into it. Obviously, coming off of a, a wild weekend. Gotta, gotta. Let's just put it out there. Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, he defeats him and Netflix sucks.
Andy
What was that?
DJ
I don't know, man.
Andy
What was that?
DJ
I got pissed because, you know, I was, I went out of town, I was driving. Had like a six hour drive.
Andy
And you probably thought it was just your phone.
DJ
Well, I thought I didn't pay my bill at first, but then. No. What it was, bro, is that Alex, man, she had every fucking device in the house on Netflix because apparently she was having issues. And so, like, I couldn't even get in. I couldn't see it. Couldn't see it.
Andy
Well, I mean, real talk, bro, it was uneventful.
DJ
I mean, I think that was most, most people's reactions.
Andy
Yeah, it was, it was another exhibition, sort of like. Yeah, what was that? Roy Jones and Tyson, you know, it was. I watched it. I thought I had fun watching it.
DJ
Like, if you would have told me.
Andy
That, I'll tell you what I really liked was the fight before that.
DJ
The. Yeah, the two girls.
Andy
God dang, man.
DJ
Yeah, they were going at it.
Andy
Holy. Yeah, I'm starting to become a fan of women's boxing and MMA more than the men, bro.
DJ
They'd be going after it, bro.
Andy
Yeah, they do. They go hard. As it started when we, when we had Macy signed and I started watching her because I love watching Macy. She's badass, she's awesome. And dude, like, I started watching her and then I started watching all. And like, you know, I don't know, man. Like, I just think the women fighters go harder.
DJ
Yeah. Like, I've never seen a shoulder, shoulder punch. It's like watching college football versus the NFL. That's what I think.
Andy
I, I think it's like they, they care more. Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, they, they're. I don't know. There's, it's, there's a, there's a level of intensity with the women that is different and fun to watch. And I never really realized that until I started watching Macy.
DJ
Yeah, bro, she, When I saw her shoulder punch. I've never seen a shoulder punch before for. And she was shoulder punching.
Andy
Yeah, I like it. Well, did you see? Did you see? You didn't get to see the boxing fight.
DJ
None of it.
Andy
Holy, dude.
DJ
Yeah, no, none of it.
Andy
They beat the out of each other. Oh my God. That's all I kept saying the whole fight. I'm like, bro, these girls are beating the. Out of each other.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Did you see that cut on her eye? Holy, man.
DJ
Geez, bro.
Andy
And it was, like, hanging, like.
DJ
Oh, man.
Andy
Like, you could see, like, the tissue in there.
DJ
Yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of people have been. Been kind of, you know, split decisions on the. The Paul Tyson thing. You know, I saw somebody said something like, you know, if you would have told me this was like a charity event for cancer or something, I would have believed you because it just seemed like a nice, you know, like a.
Andy
You know, I mean, you know, look, dude, the guy's 60 years old. I don't know what people. You know, I actually, I. I don't know. Tyson didn't look like the Tyson that. That, bro, that I saw training, bro. You know, he looked. He looked tired. He looked wobbly. He looked old and 58, you know, and Jake put it on him. You know, he could have went harder at some points in the fight, but I think the fact that he, you know, and I think Tyson could have went harder. There's a couple times where he pulled back, so, you know, look, it is. What the fuck? It is.
DJ
Yeah. You know, one thing, you know, you would have thought that this was, like, on Friday the 13th, though.
Andy
Why?
DJ
Because there was a full moon. Tyson's.
Andy
Bro, that was so.
DJ
What the was that, bro?
Andy
That was so funny. He comes over, he's doing an interview. I think it was his son. And he just walks off, dude. Like, with his ass hanging. I got the clip.
DJ
Check this out. What's your prediction? Vicious win. Vicious win. Thank you, dad.
C
Love you, too.
Andy
Bro. I. I don't know what to think about that.
DJ
I don't feel like you can say it's. I don't think you can say that.
Andy
I don't think you could say it's Mike Tyson.
DJ
It's true.
Andy
You do whatever the. He wants. And you know what I even think is better is he hasn't said anything about it and said one word. He showed up at the UFC fight the next night. He doesn't give two fucks. You check out his ass all you want.
DJ
Yeah, I mean, listen. I mean, it's not bad.
Andy
I mean, I mean, that's a. That's a real ass.
DJ
That's no hair.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
I mean, it seems.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
So, I mean, if you ever wanted to know what Mike Tyson's ass looks like.
Andy
Yeah. You know, it's a full ass.
DJ
It's there.
Andy
Yeah. Bro, did you see the memes of Mike? No. The memes of this? It said. It said, if I text you Mike Tyson, you better show up with Your ass out.
DJ
Dude, I didn't know jock straps were still a thing. I mean, I got laughed at before.
Andy
For what?
DJ
Well, so, you know, I didn't start playing football to my sophomore year of high school.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
And so, you know, in preparation, you know how I am, bro. Like, I'd like to be prepared.
Andy
Yeah. You got all the equipment.
DJ
I got all of it. You know what I'm saying? So, like, you know, we went to Walmart, Dick. Sporting good, you know, and we got. I got everything I thought I was going to need for football. Yeah, I got a jock strap.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Until I showed up to practice and realize nobody wears jock straps anymore.
Andy
What do they do?
DJ
They don't wear anything, bro.
Andy
You don't wear a cup?
DJ
Nope. They don't wear cups no more.
Andy
Yeah, they do.
DJ
No, they don't. No, they don't. It's a thing. It's not a thing now. Not a thing anymore.
Andy
Do athletes don't work cups no more.
DJ
At least. At least St. Louis football, because, I mean, I've coached it, you know, and like, no, they don't exist. Well, so I didn't even know they made jock straps anymore.
Andy
Huh.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Interesting.
DJ
Learn something new every day.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
You know. Now what was cool, like, I mean, there was a couple of fighting events. There was also the UFC championship going on. Jon Jones. That was cool. I did get a chance to see a little bit of that. For the those of you guys who don't follow ufc, this headline reads, UFC champ Jon Jones hands Trump title belt thanks him after knockout win. So, yeah, Jones, Jon Jones, he beat the former heavyweight champion and via a technical knockout in mad Madison Square Garden.
Andy
Did you see it?
DJ
It was a cool. Oh, bro, it was brutal. Oh, brutal.
Andy
I never seen anybody get kicked like that.
DJ
Yeah, it was. It was brutal. But his little celebration dance, he did the Trump dance, you know, and this was him coming out the. Coming out the ring. You got Trump there. Hands Trump the belt.
Andy
Look how happy Trump is.
DJ
Yeah, so he's like a kid on Chris.
Andy
He doesn't know what to do. Like, you could tell he didn't want to keep it. Yeah, but he. But he didn't want to disrespect the baddest dude on the earth.
DJ
Yeah, no, no, you don't.
Andy
But like, dude, Trump just got a big ass smile, bro. Like, it's cool.
DJ
He looks like Biden did when Trump won the election.
Andy
Yeah, he looks like Biden did when Trump came to see him. Yeah, I thought it was just cool seeing Trump get so excited about that. That guy's got everything. He's been everything. He's done everything. And, like, you could tell that meant something.
DJ
Oh, fuck.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
I mean, this dude, five seconds ago, was just like, spin kicking this guy to fucking sleep, and then he hand you the belt.
Andy
I mean, dude, he's probably the greatest fighter ever in the ufc.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You know, Pretty monster. Yeah, dude. You know what's crazy about him, dude, if you saw that dude walking down the street, you. You wouldn't think, like, man, that guy would just fucking kill you. Like, you think. You. You would just think he's a normal.
DJ
Maybe.
Andy
I'm not saying nothing. I saw him kick that dude. I ain't saying, you know.
DJ
No.
Andy
Brian never seen me kick like that. That guy's gonna feel that kick for the rest of his life.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You know what I'm saying? Like, did you hear the noise madot that it made when he hit him? It sounded like. Like, thump. I think he had a broken rib. Oh, he had to have, right? The heel caught him right in the ribs. Oh, dude, you saw him go down and he's like. He put his hand up like, don't hit me. And he got it anyway. Yeah.
DJ
Yeah, man.
Andy
He thought that was a. Was practice or something.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
I think he was so hurt, he didn't know what to do. Yeah, I mean, probably, like, got the wind knocked out of. Oh, my God.
DJ
Yeah, I wouldn't want it.
Andy
Nope.
DJ
Yeah. Interesting weekend. All is well. All as well, guys. Tell us what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. With that being said, let's co some headlines, man.
Andy
Cool.
DJ
Yeah. Headline number one. This is a. A new update. You know, Trump's been putting in his cabinet list, going around, been filling spots here and there. This was an interesting one. Steve Bannon on the war room. President elect Trump names Cash Patel as FBI Director. So this is big. This is probably. I mean, I think this is a big deal, you know, I think with Matt Gates at AG and Cash now at FBI, I think you can definitely get some shit done with that, you know?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Cash, though, he has some weird fucking eyes, man. What does. Like, what is that?
Andy
I just think he's an intense dude, and I think he's super smart.
DJ
Oh, he's.
Andy
And I think he is gonna do the job very well.
DJ
No, he's brilliant. There's no doubt about that, man.
Andy
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for that one.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah, man.
DJ
It's just some weird eyes, man.
Andy
Yeah. I don't care. Just do your job. You Know what I'm saying?
DJ
Yeah, I feel that, man.
Andy
Whose cocaine was that in the White House?
DJ
Listen, I know, listen. Cash is a great guy. I'm sure of it.
Andy
But you could see the white around his pupils. I don't know, man. I think he's just ready to do the job.
DJ
He's very excited. He's very ready, for sure. Now, there's been interesting shit happening all around D.C. and I think we got some final little death rattles going. This one is interesting. Adam Schiff. Trump wants to use the military against me, right?
Andy
Against you.
DJ
Against him. Okay, now, he went on cnn, all right? And this is actually very, very funny. He went on CNN and was. Was doing an interview on cnn, and this is the exchange. I want you guys to check this out.
C
People from within.
Andy
We have some very bad people.
C
We have some sick people, radical left lunatics. And I think they're the. And it should be very easily handled by, if necessary, by National Guard or if really necessary, by the military, because.
Andy
They can't let that happen.
C
Do you think that he was talking about using the military against you? And how concerned are you about retribution? Clearly, that's what he was talking about. Would he go to that length with the military, essentially fulfill some kind of a unconstitutional order? I would hope the military would have more independence than that. Historically, the military has stood up to civilian authority where civilian authority has suggested, as in his first administration, unconstitutional acts. Look, I'm not going to be intimidated by anything he says, by anything he does. If I was, I wouldn't be on your show.
DJ
Okay?
Andy
He's his pants.
DJ
He's his pants.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Now Trump's going to use the military against me. Yeah, for sure. That's what he meant. Well, why, maybe is. Is it possibly. Is it possible? Because not even 30 seconds after he says that Trump's going to use the military on him, he brings up the bullshit about the Russia Trump collusion again and doubles down on it.
Andy
No way.
DJ
Check this out.
C
Obviously he is bringing a group of people to.
DJ
Real quick, look at the timestamp. Okay? This is at 626. He made. That first one was at 624.
Andy
So, I mean, we're talking minutes.
DJ
Trump's gonna use the military, army.
Andy
Yeah, yeah.
DJ
And Russia collusion. Like, look at this shit, man.
C
Obviously he is bringing a group of people to disrupt. I mean, that is what Speaker Johnson said. And I'm wondering about how much anybody in Washington is being introspective at all about why there is this kind of opening for disruptors. If not necessarily these individuals. You were censured in the House last year for, in their view, holding positions of power during the Trump presidency as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, and according to them, quote, abusing distrust by saying there was evidence of collusion between Trump's campaign and Russia. And I wonder if you are feeling at all introspective at all about that. That was, according to your, according to the Mueller report and according to your Republican colleagues, an overstatement. And I wonder if you think in any way you helped set the table for these disruptors. You know, first of all, it wasn't an overstatement. There is evidence of collusion. The Trump campaign manager was meeting with Russian intelligence and giving them internal polling data, just to give you one example. And the Mueller report sets all this out. It does say, quote, the investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities. Which doesn't mean that he didn't, you know, that there weren't meetings. But they didn't find evidence. That, too. He says the fact that we didn't find proof beyond a reasonable doubt doesn't mean there wasn't evidence of conspiracy or coordination. So. But look, that's not what people were voting on. People were voting on, is this guy going to improve the economy? Is he going to address inflation?
Andy
No, I'm voting on you going to jail.
DJ
Yeah. And I want the military to do it.
Andy
Yeah. 100%. And, and by the way, they already proved that you made this up and lied about it. And they also proved that there were other people that were involved who made this up and lied about it. This Russia collusion story ruined the country and divided the country for eight years.
DJ
Yeah, man.
Andy
Okay. These people put their own interests above the interests of the people, which is not what they're supposed to do. They broke numerous laws. They violated the Constitution. They are traitors to this country. There is not a question about that. They are taking foreign influence money, making decisions that are in the interest of other countries and not in the interest of the United States. That's being a traitor. Okay? There's all kinds of different things that they've done as well. And here you have this guy on CNN who's clearly his pants, you know, saying he's not going to be intimidated by Donald Trump. I don't really think it matters if you're intimidated or not. I think you're going to prison where you belong, and you should never, ever get out. And that's being very lenient in my opinion, because when we think about the lives that the small group of people have ruined, the accountability has to be harsh so that a small group of people doesn't get together in the future and try to do these same things. So when we say, oh, jail time, I mean, yeah, okay, like, cool. Yeah. That's not what I would do.
DJ
Well, I think most people, too, like, you know, we remember it's 2016 to 2020. Great. Four years. Right. People were making the most money, unemployment low, all these great things. But people tend to forget how much better could those four years have been had these people not been doing this.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
You know what I'm saying? That's what comes to my mind.
Andy
No, they're putting a anchor in the boat every chance they get.
DJ
Every single turn, man.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
And so it's like, you know, not. Are these people. Their pants. They know is coming.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
And it's.
Andy
Well, they know what they did.
DJ
They know what they.
Andy
They know what they did, and they.
DJ
Know what the consequences.
Andy
That's why we. That's why they've been fighting so hard for so long to keep this dude out.
DJ
Yeah, yeah, they know it. And, like, you know, you want to see a telltale sign, you look at how mainstream media writes it. We go to NBC News. Headline reads, DOJ and FBI officials reach out to lawyers as potential Trump revenge prosecutions lose. Why would they be worried about that? Apparently, multiple current and former senior Justice Department and FBI officials have begun reaching out to lawyers in anticipation of being criminally investigated by the Trump administration, according to three people with knowledge of their deliberations. Um, quote, everything we did was above board, said a former senior FBI official who has started contacting lawyers because he expects to be prosecuted himself. Quote, but this is a different world now. You spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of becoming even more of a target. Doesn't believe any attempt to prosecute him will be successful. Judges and juries have the power to throw out cases and find DEP defendants innocent if they deem prosecutions to be baseless. And it's not just, you know, him. Like I said there. There's other agents, other people that were in the DOJ that are still in the doj are apparently trying to find criminal defense attorneys right now because they know what the. Is coming. And I don't think that's going to be just an. I don't think that's going to be enough. The other things that are interesting, too, you're starting to see this other flip with mainstream Media Morning Joe co host who likened Trump to Hitler. Open dialogue with him at Mar Lago. So Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, they both apparently are down.
Andy
Dilbert.
DJ
Yeah, Dilbert, yeah, they're both down with, with Trump. They were, they met with him this morning. Quote, as I've said for years on the air and in print, 90% of what you see on networks like this is all performance art. Joe Contra posted on X, quote, because why else would Joe and Mika want to reset their relationship with someone they repeatedly called a fascist for eight years? Totally phony people. So yeah, so they went down there and Brzezinski viewers, you said, quote, what we did agree was to restart communications. And for those asking why we would go speak to the President elect during such, such fraught times, especially between us, I guess I would ask back, why wouldn't we? So I mean, you see this like flip happening, man. And I, I mean I feel like some of it is like rats trying to jump the ship.
Andy
That's what that is.
DJ
That's what this is.
Andy
What those. Okay, just to clarify why they went there, here's what's happening. All of these media personalities are dead in the water. Nobody trusts them, nobody believes them, nobody's going to listen to them. This is why you're seeing them get fired from many different networks. The only way to preserve their credibility is to potentially do something like what they just did where they go down there, they say, oh, we're going to sit with them, it's all good. We, blah, blah, blah. Those two are trying to salvage their own personal credibility after what they've done for the last eight, nine years with Trump. So that's all that is about. This is not about. They actually think different. This is not about. They want to start a new page. This is not about anything other than this. They are unemployable after the amount of lies and the amount of deceit and the amount of bullshit that they shoved down the American people's throat. And they're trying to salvage their well paying careers to become credible again by trying to make up with Trump. And if I were Trump, I'd tell them to eat a fucking dick and fucking enjoy your food stamps, bitch.
DJ
Two of them.
Andy
Yeah, because that's what they fucking deserve.
DJ
Yeah, bro. So you see rats jumping ships or you see what, you know, shifts doing and they double down. Yeah, on the man. It's just weird to see. Yeah, it's weird to see. Is there anybody else? You. I mean, Trump has a pretty good cabinet going right now. Are you happy with the names that have been up me? Yeah.
Andy
I mean, look, dude, there's some that I don't like. Like, there's some that I like a lot. There's some that I don't like. You know, some of these guys getting up and talking about, you know, Israel in front of, when we're talking about America, that's not a good sign to me.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
You know what I'm saying? Like, when they get up there and they say, oh, Israel, America, blah, blah, blah, this is America, this is not Israel. America is in shambles, okay? We're not voting for Israel. We're voting for America and Americans. And so while I like a lot of the picks, I really like the. The new Department of Government Efficiency with Vivek and Elon. I really like the FBI with Cash Patel. You know, I really liked the Pete Hegseth pick until he went up there and he said, America and Israel. It's like, bro, this ain't the time to pander to this other country. And, you know, like, I. I feel okay about some of them, and some of them I don't. But at the end of the day, dude, you know, these people need to do a job. They need to do the job. They have been voted into positions of power, appointed into positions of power by Trump to do a job. I am hopeful that they will do that job to the degree and the depth that which they promised to do that job. But when we look at the history of politics and the history of politicians, that hardly ever happens. So, you know, if they don't do the job, I'm going to be all over them, just like I've been all over the other people for the last four years. Because, dude, we need major reform in America, and it's not a little bit, it's fucking major. And I hope Trump lets them do their job. I hope Trump pushes them to do their job. I hope they don't fucking take their foot off the necks of people that will get. Look, a big problem I see with Trump, dude, and I don't know why he's like this, all right? I think he has a big heart, and I think he forgives people too easily. And I think he forgets that these people were raiding his home. They were. You know, these people would have executed him had they had the chance.
DJ
That's right.
Andy
Yeah, I know, dude. And, like, for him to come out, I mean, look, he's a chess player, dude, and he wrote a whole chapter on revenge and. And, you know, in his book, think Big and kick ass. You know, I. I think. I think he might be playing nice right now to get in and just bring the hammer when he gets in there, but. Which is what's required, man. Like, we need a major reset. We need a major thinning of the herd in terms of bureaucracy and government. And these lifetime politicians and these corrupt traders, they all need to be dealt with and they need to be pulled out of, forced out of government and held accountable for the things that they've done. And unless he does that, and unless we end up with a completely different government four years from now, in terms of tax code size, positive cash flow, you know, like, it's just another president, dude. You know what I mean? And I understand that everybody's hyped and. But we can't let the enemy off the mat, bro, because the minute you let them up, they will kill you. And if we don't have the killer instinct, and by the killer instinct, I mean to remove the corrupt players from this system and put America truly first, not America and Israel, America truly first. Unless that happens, it's a fucking. It's just another fucking four years of bullshit, and we'll be right back in the four years from now with a whole nother version of what we just went through, you know, And. And, dude, like, the other thing is, Trump could be being genuine, recognizing that certain people and do need accountability and certain people should get a pass. And I don't know where he's drawing that line. You know, maybe he's drawing that line with members of the media, but honestly, like, some of the media, maybe not the people on the screens, but the people who are driving the narrative that are like, dude, that's. That's not okay to go on TV and lie to people. Look at the amount of people that we have on the Internet that are genuinely terrified of Trump being in office. That's not because Trump did anything to terrify them, anything. That's because they've been watching these people lie about Trump for the last eight years, and they're legitimately scared. I have empathy for those people. You know, it's the same people who wear masks still. In fact, there was a person I don't know if you saw that works here that has worn a mask the entire time this has happened. Not, she doesn't work here. She's a contractor. You know what I'm talking about.
DJ
I know, exactly.
Andy
Did you see what she was doing today? No mask. Finally. You know what I said to her? I said, hey, it's really nice to see Your face. You know, she smiled, she said thank you. You know, but, like, that's someone who is not at a core aligned with what you and I believe and what I think our listenership for the main part believes. She is someone who, I mean, dude, I. You could tell from the stickers on her car, right? I'm. I'm being nice, but like, the stickers on her car are all the things that we don't like. And that's probably someone who has been heavily manipulated by the media to the point where they feel in danger four years later to come out, like, that's not okay. Dude, the amount of manipulation, the amount of brainwashing, the amount of mental abuse that the media put on Americans is not okay. It's not okay.
DJ
Well, I mean, to that point too. That's why I feel like drawing that line from like, you know, the people we see on TV versus the people who wrote the teleprompter script. I see no difference because I have a fundamental issue with somebody who, who, you know, is reading the seller prompter, knowing what they're reading is. Yeah, but reading it anyway so they can get a dime. Yeah, I have a massive problem with that. And you know, like, I, Dude, I'm. I don't care about any of them. I don't think any of them should be safe, personally.
Andy
Well, I mean, look, dude, there's an argument to be made for that. I. You know, where does the line. There has to be responsibility, there has to be accountability. Where that line is drawn is not my decision or your decision. It's Trump's decision. So I don't know where he's drawing that line, but the people who did all the trader shit, taking money from foreign interests, making decisions that are anti American, that have hurt this country, that have allowed 18 to 20 million people into this country, that's going to cost billions of dollars to undo and be emotionally traumatizing probably for a lot of people to watch. You know, the depletion of the oil reserves, the stopping of domestic energy production, the inflation, the printing of money, the. The leaving of weapons in Ukraine, the war in Ukraine, the fucking Covid scandal. All this they did intentionally and it has to be fucking held accountable or we're going to face those same challenges again. So there has to be a standard set for what happens to people who run completely wild and decide to do anything they can to keep a man from being president. This is the land of opportunity. You and I and everybody else grew up being told, one day maybe you could be president. Well, clearly that's not the case, because these people have created a little caste system within the government, that they are the elite people and we are the peasants. And Schiff is a perfect example of someone who believes that. Hillary Clinton believes that. Barack Obama believes that the whole. Whole entire little group of. Though they think they're special and they think we're. And they've said this out loud I don't even know how many times. So how many times do we got to hear them say that out loud before we believe that's what they actually think? They're not coming to our house to eat a steak. They're not. They're not going to hang out with us, bro. They like. They're not us. And the people should be in control of the government. That's the whole point of the United States of America. And these people need to be excommunicated from the government and. And held accountable. And all these 51 intelligence officials that signed this letter knowing it was about Hunter Biden's laptop and all that, all those people should go to jail for the rest of their lives. All of them. Yeah.
DJ
100, man. 100 guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
Andy
I think they think they're gonna go to jail, too.
DJ
I think.
Andy
I think. I think when all said and done, we're gonna find out they did way worse than what we even know about.
DJ
Yeah. Yeah, that's real, man. Yeah, that's real. Guys, let's check out. Let's check out some of your comments. We got cruise comments.
Andy
Oh, cool.
DJ
Ah, this first one. This first one comes from Ed William Vega, 6190. He says, is it me, or do all black people look alike?
Andy
Well, they say that about us. They do. You guys say that, don't you?
DJ
I've never said that.
Andy
You never said all white people look alike?
DJ
Nope.
Andy
You never said all white people smell like mayonnaise?
DJ
Yes.
Andy
Okay.
DJ
But like, not. No, not mayonnaise. I've never said that. Actually, it's.
Andy
What do they smell like?
DJ
Boiled hot dog water.
Andy
Okay.
DJ
When you like when they perspirate.
Andy
Yeah, yeah. When they what? I smell like that?
DJ
No, you have great bo. Your BO is fine.
Andy
Yeah. All right, good.
DJ
But most. It's like wet dog. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about?
Andy
That sounds racist, man. That sounds racist to me. Now, Indians, on the other hand. What. What are you doing over there, Zeeshan?
DJ
Trying to hide.
Andy
Nobody's safe. Yeah, well, you know I. I don't think they all look alike. No, that's not my opinion.
DJ
Just me and D.J. did.
Andy
Huh?
DJ
Me and D.J. did.
Andy
Yeah, you and Mighty Mouse did for sure.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
But it might be my brother. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
DJ
Not all of us do. Some of us do. William Vega. Next One comes from at Underscore, Brandon 8516. He says, don't feel bad, DJ. I have them, too. Thanks, Grandma.
Andy
He's talking about your hemis.
DJ
Yeah, and you know what's funny? Literally, my sister just texted me. She said, I'm going to kill you. So I imagine she probably heard the.
Andy
I knew that was coming.
DJ
Dude, I just said, what? Like I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, man, it exists. They're real.
Andy
Well, thanks, Grandma.
DJ
That's up.
Andy
That is a up. You're gonna rat out your grandma for her hemorrhoids? Grandma's probably dead and you're out here making fun of her?
DJ
Thanks, Obama. Yeah, this last one comes from at the juice, man. 888, he says, says quote, DJ said I'm cut, technically. And it went straight over Andy's head that it was a circumcision. Jerk. Huh? What? Okay, yeah, you did miss that joke.
Andy
No, I didn't miss it. It just wasn't funny. I intentionally pretend I don't hear it. Not funny jokes.
DJ
Is that what it is?
Andy
Yes.
DJ
Gotcha.
Andy
I got the joke. It just wasn't funny.
DJ
I thought it was a banger, bro.
Andy
Well, that's. No, that's why you're you and I'm me.
DJ
I get it. I get it. All right, what about this joke? It says, do you pay a doc for circumcision? Nah. But they keep the tips and then they eat them. That's disgusting, bro.
Andy
That's what them weirdos do, bro. They sell that to, like, those people that drink adrenochrome and stuff, man. Yeah, they're making little cocktails with your foreskin. Poor foreskin cocktail.
DJ
That's nasty, man. That's so nasty. All right, well, guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Thank you for liking commenting and subscribing. Make sure you guys hit the bell. Notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real af. Let's keep this cruise moving ahead on number two.
Andy
Well, I can't believe that you guys listening? Thought I didn't get the joke.
DJ
Yeah, they thought it went right over.
Andy
No, nothing goes over my head.
DJ
Yeah, doesn't. Okay.
Andy
Yeah, I feel like I've had a.
DJ
Few jokes like that. So you're saying like my. They just usually didn't. They just was not funny? Is that what you're saying?
Andy
That's exactly what I'm saying. Okay.
DJ
All right, we'll see.
Andy
Okay, we gotta retell the joke a different way.
DJ
Technically, I'm cut. You know what I'm saying? No. All right, headline number two.
Andy
How the do you think that's funny, bro?
DJ
I forget the actual context of it, but I felt like it was. Joe laughed.
Andy
Joe laughs at how not funny you are. That's what the. He's laughing at.
DJ
True Joe. Joe, don't lie to me.
Andy
That is what Joe's laugh. That's what everybody laughs at. It's not true. You better start reading your comments.
DJ
All right, mail out number two. Let's keep this cruise moving. Um, Footage of Biden wandering off into the Amazon explodes online. But is everything as it seems? Good old gramps.
Andy
I didn't see this.
DJ
Oh, you didn't see this? This is great. So footage of President Joe Biden wandering off into the Amazon rainforest has gone viral, but it's not what it seems. On Sunday, Biden became the first sitting president to visit the Amazon. First taking an aerial tour of the region before walking through a portion of the rainforest with daughter Ashley and granddaughter Natalie at the Muso de Arizona.
Andy
And Amazonian. That's Amazonia.
DJ
Amazonia.
Andy
You said Arizona.
DJ
Did I say Arizona?
Andy
You said something else?
DJ
I thought I said.
Andy
Okay, what do you say? Arizona.
DJ
Yeah, I did. I did say Arizona. It was the M M R. They kind of look alike in Manas, Brazil. Check this clip out.
Andy
So let's preserve this secret place for our time and forever, for the benefit of all humanity. Thank you very, very much. That looks like a green screen. Well, I'll see you guys later. Well, so. So.
DJ
So that's the clip that's going around. Everybody was like, you know, tripping out. But here's the thing, all right? Gave those remarks and all that good stuff. That was the same pathway that he entered from. All right, so there is, like a little cutoff there. And reporters on the scene confirmed to DailyMail.com that Biden did not get lost in the abyss of the rainforest. Now, that did not stop the Internet because, you know, shit started going out. Like this. Legend says he's still lurking there.
Andy
Is that him behind the tree?
DJ
Yeah. Or this one here. Biden wandering into the rainforest.
Andy
Now that is a fucking accurate depiction of Joe Biden.
DJ
Oh, for sure.
Andy
Vincent Vegas character. Or John Travolta Vincent Vega in fucking Pulp. Fiction. When he's over at Mia Wallace's house and she starts talking through the intercom and he's like, that's Biden, dude. What a great movie.
DJ
Yeah. First of all, I mean, the dude looks like he's about to go colonize some shit.
Andy
Yeah. Colonizer. Yeah, he looks like. He's like, he just got cut from auditioning for Indiana Jones and he's about to tell. He's about to tell everybody. You know, unfortunately, guys, I didn't make the cut.
DJ
Yeah. Didn't get the gold.
Andy
They should have put a khaki shirt on him, bro. And like a. Like at this point, it's just. With Joe Biden.
DJ
Dress him up.
Andy
Yeah. Put him in like a. In like a Steve Irwin outfit, You know what I'm saying?
DJ
Now walk into the Rainforest Walking.
Andy
Show.
DJ
Impractical joker.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Well, that's how this feels.
Andy
I think we should just put that. Put that. Biden should go on that show. If Biden went on that show, dude, he'd become a national treasure. Like, you want it? You want to reverse your negative viewpoint, you know, besides being a literal traitor. Go on that show.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
And, you know, do some funny shit.
DJ
Sniff the kids. Yeah.
Andy
He do that for free. He'd do that on his own.
DJ
Feels like home. Yeah, yeah. Now, so, you know, I'll just aside.
Andy
He ain't ever sniffing no Indian kids. What?
DJ
That's. Man.
Andy
Have you ever seen him do it?
DJ
This one smells spicy.
Andy
All right, all right. Get serious. Put your game face on.
DJ
All jokes aside, man. All jokes aside. This is. This is interesting. We got to keep this on the horizon for people. Have you seen this?
Andy
Huh?
DJ
Pentagon fails seventh audit in a row, unable to fully account for 824 billion dollar budget.
Andy
Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.
DJ
Seven times.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Now listen to this, though.
Andy
What about that 3 trillion one right before. You know, what day was that? Was that nine? It was like September 10, 2001.
DJ
2001.
Andy
September 10, 2001. They lost $3 trillion.
DJ
Geez. Wow. And then. Geez.
Andy
And not that that's a relevant date or anything.
DJ
Yeah. No, no. Yeah, man. And here we are again. But it's okay because officials, they're confident that the DoD has turned a corner in understanding its budgetary challenges going forward.
Andy
This is such bullshit, okay? These motherfuckers make us work our fucking balls off, take half our money, spend it on whatever they want, steal most of it. You know? Like, they pay 700 for a fucking hammer, right? Steal 600 fucking 95 of it, and then tell us, oh, we don't know what happened. What would you do. What would the government do to you if they were to come to you as a business owner or as an individual and say, let me see your records? Let me. I'm coming to you, Mr. Businessman. You're being audited. Let me see your. Fuck. I don't know what happened to it. You know what happens to you?
DJ
Straight to jail.
Andy
That's right, straight to jail, bro. But these people can do whatever they want with. With. No. With immunity from any consequences. That.
DJ
And it's not like it's a little money, bro. That's a ton. And see, I feel like that's part of the issue here, too, bro. Like, we got to talk about this, because I think most of the reason why more people are not upset is because they can't even conceptualize how much fucking money that is.
Andy
I. I think they're so used to it just going away. They don't care. Yeah, like, bro, we're born into this system.
DJ
Yeah, okay?
Andy
We're born into it. It's. If you took the. Okay, if you were to stop and separate yourself from being born into the system and what, you know, what you've always known, the way it always has been, which very few people have the ability to do, if you just stopped and said, how should it be? Instead of, how is it you would come up with, okay, most Americans would come up with the idea of, well, we should pay some tax. Enough tax to, you know, maintain protection, maintain, you know, certain, you know, pillars of a functioning society. We all contribute and we all benefit. That would be a natural, you know, conclusion we'd all probably come to. What we wouldn't come to is it should be half of your money, and if you don't pay it, you go to jail. And if we can't account for where we spend it, nothing happens to us. And we could do whatever we want. We could buy whatever we want. We can approve whatever contracts we want. We could send the contracts to our friends. They're allowed to take that inflated contract that, you know, should be a thousand dollars and make it a hundred thousand. And then, you know, they split the money on the back deal, right? Like, I'll give you half of what's left over. That's how these kickback deals work. Or they work like, well, we'll donate, you know, the half of the money back to your political pack or whatever, or your charity or whatever, right? And that's the way this game works. And if we were all to sit down and say, is that an ideal system, we would all say no, all of us. But because we're born into it and because it's quote unquote, just the way it is, we all accept it and we just go along with it, which is ridiculous, bro. We, we should be held at the same standard that they're held at. Like if they can't provide an audit that shows where the money went and they didn't do it responsibly or within the rules of the law, then who should go to jail? If we're going to go to jail for mismanaging some, a fraction, you know they're hitting people for $600, right, on PayPal, right? If we're gonna get in trouble for that, then shouldn't they be held to the same standard where they should go to prison for mismanaging a trillion dollars? And then they have the, I mean, yes or no.
DJ
Yeah, right, bro. They have the nerve to call that, then say that to our faces, that even with all that, it's not a failure. He wouldn't call it a failure.
Andy
Oh, not only that, we're short of money. And by the way, we're gonna need some more tax money.
DJ
We need more, actually, so we can lose, lose, lose some more. It's insane now. So you have this, right? Biden's in the rainforest, DOD's in air quotes, losing money, and then we gotta, we gotta be careful because, you know, we've talked about this, we got, we still got some time before Trump's actually in office, right? And a lot of things can happen before that. I don't believe Biden's necessarily pulling the strings at this point. I don't think he has been in a while. But we have to see what's happening on the global scale of things. The Ukraine, Russia war being one of those things. Um, did you see this? White House's message for Putin after the Kremlin accused Biden of trying to start World War Three. Um, so this just came down the pipe. Uh, the White House hit back on, hit back at the Kremlin Monday after it claimed the United States authorization for Ukraine to strike deep inside Russia was, quote, fueling the fire with Putin allies even claiming it would lead to World War Three. Uh, the incendiary rhetoric comes as Ukraine prepares to use the green light to potentially launch powerful long range weapons provided by Washington to strike Russia and North Korean troops trying to claw back territory seized in the Ukrainian counteroffensive. They said, quote, with regard to the comments that came out of Russia, the fire was lit by Russia's invasion of Ukraine. White House Deputy National Security Adviser John Feiner told reporters in Rio where President Biden is attending the G20 summit. Quote, so I think that this notion of fuel on the fire is simply a side issue to the main issue, which is Russia waging a war of aggression across a sovereign border into Ukraine and continuing to do so. So now what was the, the, the. The Kremlin's response or comments, initial ones at least. Dimitri Peskov, he said, quote, it is clear that the outgoing administration in Washington int steps to continue to add fuel to the fire and to further inflame tensions around this conflict. So, yeah, so Russia like bombed the. Out of Ukraine, sent like 200 bombs and something like that. They bombed the out of this, look, specific region and then Biden authorizes Ukraine to use that U. S. Supplied long range missiles. They have not used one yet. Not sure what that's going to do. Does not seem to be a, a good thing, man. Andy, what do you got on this, man?
Andy
I, you know, it's what I've been saying for a long time. I think they're gonna, look, these people are not going quietly. They're not gonna just peacefully transition power. They're going to do everything they can to put Trump in a very unfavorable position, to create chaos, to create distractions. Who knows how far they're willing to go? I don't. You don't. But I think they're willing to go pretty fucking far. And I see a lot. We're not even out of November, we're halfway through November. Okay. There are plenty of options for them to screw up this country and create division. Chaos, frustration. These people are still in control. Trump is not in control yet. And you know, I think chaos is on the horizon. You know, these people are, these are communist people. These are not, these are not just American politicians. These are communist insurgents that are posing as American politicians. Communism does not just go away. It might take a step back. They might take a step back whenever they feel like they're about to get punished or held accountable or outed, but I think they've been outed too far to take a step back. And we're gonna see what happens. Dude, I think they're in all the way. And I think part of the reason now, actually, now that I'm talking this out, it makes sense as to why Trump is trying to play peaceful because he's trying to preserve some sort of order between now and then. Yeah, that makes sense.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Now that we're talking, that out. That makes more sense. He's not going to be saying, hey, I'm doing this and this and this and this and this right now. Because that's going to give them the opportunity to create as much destruction between now and then.
DJ
It justifies it.
Andy
That's correct. So he's going to play cool. That makes sense. That makes sense now that I'm talking about. So that's, that's, that's what I'm thinking right now.
DJ
Yeah. Also, one point that I want to point out. I want to ask you something. The last time you talked about that budget thing happened around the September date. This budget failure, coincidentally, do you think happens around the. On Friday where this fight happens. So the whole world is looking at that fight and nobody's paying attention to that thing.
Andy
For sure. Big fight weekend. Lots of entertainment, bread and circuses. You know, this is what. This is what failing civilizations do, you know? Now, I don't think the UFC is involved. They're not involved. I don't think Jake Paul is involved.
DJ
No, obviously. Use these. Correct fucking.
Andy
It was a big weekend. Everybody was watching both these things. For sure. For sure.
DJ
Divided attention.
Andy
100, by the way, we lost three.
DJ
Quarters of a trillion dollars.
Andy
Yeah, right.
DJ
Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
Andy
I think that's what's going on with Trump.
DJ
I mean, dude, it makes sense, man. Like, you know, you got a wildcat over there.
Andy
No, that's what I do.
DJ
Yeah. You don't want to. You. I mean. All right. Patience.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
You know. Yeah, I could see it.
Andy
Yeah, that makes sense to me now that I'm talking about it.
DJ
Yeah. Guys, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. It's also interesting that as, you know, time progresses, more and more things are starting to come out. This is a bombshell revelation that just dropped. Love to hear your thoughts on it. This is something we talk about all the time, guys. Like, it's important that we don't forget all of the bullshit that was done. Right. Trump's former CDC director makes Bombshell Covid claim that there is a real possibility the virus was born in North Carolina. Holy shit.
Andy
What do you mean, holy shit?
DJ
Holy shit.
Andy
What do you mean?
DJ
Now, didn't we just. It was a big natural disaster. That was, man.
Andy
We said. I said this on the show in 2020, that it came from here to Wuhan. Don't we have that audio? Because Covid has contributed to what we're Experiencing now very significantly for a lot of reasons. And I don't think that many people are even seeing the two as related at all. And so what we want to do is we want to work through the timeline of how we got to today, and then we'll start talking about how to fix the motherfucking problem. All right, so here's the thing. Covid. The first thing that's important to understand is that Covid was developed here in the United States. It was then moved to China because American sanctions made it too dangerous to develop here. And guess who it was moved by? It was moved by Anthony Fauci, his team, and Barack Obama to Wuhan. These are all things you can go verify on your own. Second point. Dr. Fauci said in 2017, for no apparent reason, not provoked, it wasn't relevant that this president will face a pandemic that he's not prepared for. Why would he say that? Why would he offer that? That's me. What date was that?
C
June 11, 2020.
Andy
That was me in June 11th of 2020 telling people that this came from here and was sent there, and I got destroyed for it. Misinformation. In fact, that particular episode got censored because of that. That statement right there. Here we are in 2024, and guess what? I was right again.
DJ
Shit's wild, man. This. Now, this is Trump.
Andy
Do you remember when I said that? I do.
DJ
Yeah. Now I do remember that, man. And, like, man, I mean, dude, there's so much here, man. Like, there's just so much going on. And I think it's. It's. It's. It's putting us into a position. Us, meaning the people of this country that, like, it's all out now. It's. It's out. Yeah, it's out.
Andy
There's not a real possibility. It was made here.
DJ
It was made here, man, like. And this guy calls it out, man, like. So this is. This is Trump's former CDC director?
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Okay. His name is Robert Redfield. Okay. This guy right here.
Andy
Yep.
DJ
Okay. He's a former director of the CDC under Donald Trump's administration.
Andy
He was pushed out by Fauci because he was criticizing what. What we're talking about right now.
DJ
Exactly. What we're talking about. He was a proponent of the lap leak theory. Right now, Redfield, he's a critic of Anthony Fauci. He says that the disease has origins or may have origins in the Tar Hill state. Appearing on the third opinion podcast, Redfield flat out stated that COVID 19 was, quote, intentionally engineered as a part of a biodefense program. I mean, I'll argues that China did not necessarily create the virus and did the best that they could once they realized they had a problem. However, he calls United States role in the development of the virus substantial. He claims that the American government holds responsibility for funding research into the nih, usa, usaid, and the Department of Defense. He then calls out a researcher, Dr. Ralph Bark from the University of North Carolina, who he calls the scientific mastermind behind all of it. That's this guy. Um, check his hard drive. And apparently his lab as well. Now, he says, quote, I think he probably helped create some of the original viral lines, but I can't prove that. But he was very involved. When pressed on whether the virus was actually developed here and that the Chinese may have wrongfully accused us, because, bro, that's what China said originally. They put it on us. I know they put it on us.
Andy
It was on us.
DJ
It was on us, man. But when he was pushed on that, Redfield doubles down. He says, quote, well, I don't know if they were framed, but I think there is a real possibility that the virus's birthplace was Chapel Hill, Redfield said, naming the hometown of the University of North Carolina. Um, they reached out to Dr. Barrick for comment. Of course, there was no response there. And he's big. He said in the past that Fauci was holding on tightly to the theory that the virus evolved naturally before likening the White House Covid Czar to a dog with the bone. So, I mean, dude, this is. This is interesting, man. It's all out.
Andy
It's crimes against humanity. Dude. These people. These people should be tried. They. They should be tried for crimes against humanity. There's people all over the earth that suffered and lost everything because of this, whether it be family members, whether it be economically or their business or, you know, who knows what I mean? The world suffered because of their draconian lockdowns. The. The tyranny, the intentional angst and division that was propagated by this little weasel who was on the COVID of GQ and Vanity Fair and his sunglasses sitting next to a pool like he's some kind of sex symbol. Like, this guy's a piece of. All these people that did this are pieces of. And they should all be held to trial and to accord under crimes against humanity for what it did. And nothing in the world has ever happened like this. It's never, ever happened. It's never happened, dude. Like, that was. This was the first huge psyop that Technology was used. And when we think about the collateral damage, the irreparable family bonds broken, the iconic family businesses lost, the American dreams lost, the families who can't even talk to each other anymore, the people who won't go in public without a mask, the. All of these things, these are incredibly destructive to society and culture. And for us to truly heal, we're going to have to fucking see some accountability. For us to have trust again, there's going to have to be accountability.
DJ
The other piece to that, you know, it never fails, you know I'm saying. But like, people forget, like, you know, there's a bunch of people, like, I feel like we know if I was to be legit, we probably know maybe 80% of these folks that are like complicit in this shit. The 20% are fucks like this dude, you know I'm saying, like these. No name, you know, nobody really.
Andy
Super anonymous. Yeah, yeah.
DJ
You know, I'm saying that helping this shit.
Andy
I know.
DJ
You know what I'm saying? Like, I need, I need, I want those, those names.
Andy
I agree.
DJ
All of them.
Andy
Yeah, I agree. Because you have a PhD, bro, and you fucking get to wear a white suit and you get to be around does not make these people have God complex.
DJ
That's what it is.
Andy
They think they're fucking God. They think they can do anything, create anything, make these cool little viruses. They're. Listen, anybody who creates an intentional bioweapon virus anywhere on earth should be executed, period. No matter what government. That should be a universal government policy for humanity with whatever they created. Yeah, if you're.
DJ
That's the method, you know what I'm saying?
Andy
I don't care what the method. I think the methods should be extremely violent so that people don't have to do it.
DJ
Yeah, I.
Andy
Violence seems to work where people, they see violence and they're like, I don't want that to happen to me. I won't do that.
DJ
I don't want this.
Andy
Okay? There's no, there's no consequences in society right now, which is why these people feel okay doing these things.
DJ
Yeah, man. Guys, it's a wild one. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Check it out, man. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as this is where we bring in a headline, we talk about it, it'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as headline reads, festive or creepy kids are now conversing. With an AI powered Santa over the phone.
Andy
Well, it's better than some old man trying to talk little kids anyway.
DJ
That's one way to look at it. Yeah, that's one way to look at it. Let's dive into this. It's. It's a Christmas miracle. Children can now receive phone calls from Santa Claus himself. This holiday season, when kids of yesteryear could only imagine a conversation with St. Nick Artificial intelligence is changing the way that youngsters now experience the festival of season. Children can now pin wish lists to send to the North Pole before Santa will contact them via a real call. Quote Watch children's faces light up as Santa knows their name, wishes and favorite things in a one on one conversation they'll never forget the AI powered company Santa phone calls.com proclaims on its website. Let's check this clip out. Hello. Hey, Merry Christmas. This is Santa calling from the North Pole hoping to speak with Stella.
Andy
And I couldn't wait to chat with my special friend.
DJ
How is your big sister Lily doing? Good.
Andy
About your. And how about your best friend Ellie? Have you two been having fun together? Yes.
DJ
Are you telling me some lovely things about her?
Andy
Well, my dear, it's time for me to get back to the North Pole. I'll see you soon. That's pretty cool.
DJ
It's a little creepy, bro.
Andy
Nah, that's cool, man.
DJ
It's a little creepy.
Andy
It's gonna be weird though. When they grow up. They'll be like, I talked to Santa on the phone. No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
DJ
Yeah, for, for 9.95 you did. So for $9.95, children receive a one time call from Santa. And for 14.95, kids can chat with him for five minutes and receive a recording to, quote, relive the magic and cherish moments of this moment for years to come. For 20 bucks, the whole family receives a one time personal call from the North Pole.
Andy
What do you get for $20? Anything you want.
DJ
You get to go on the special naughty list.
Andy
That's right.
DJ
Yeah. So after deciding what package to perk purchase, parents can then fill in details that personalizes the message for Santa. The service does not utilize pre recorded audio and instead uses generative AI to mimic real conversations per gem press. So yeah, I mean, you know, personally I think, I think I'd rather have.
Andy
A kid talking to Santa AI than that Santa.
DJ
That's. Yeah, this Santa. This guy, this Santa. And mommy has had to have a conversation. That's what this dude looks like.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Yeah, he's coming to steal Mrs. Yeah, he is.
Andy
I ain't even Santa. He's skinny.
DJ
That's what I was gonna say. The AI version, it needs a little bit more cholesterol in the voice.
Andy
Yeah, he needs a little more. More like, scratchiness, a little bit more diabetes. Like, what I got going on.
DJ
Diabetes.
Andy
I got, like, fat guy throat. You know what I'm saying? That's how you know, still got the PT in. Pte in you. What's the PTE potential to expand, bro? You never heard of that?
DJ
No. That's new. Oh, bro, that's new right there.
Andy
You could.
DJ
Because that potential.
Andy
Let me tell you. Let me teach you, young man, a little secret here.
DJ
What do you say?
Andy
You want to hear a secret?
DJ
He doesn't know about it because the potential is gone.
Andy
He exercised his potential.
DJ
You know.
Andy
Hey, listen, let me tell you.
DJ
What the are you doing, bro? What is happening right now?
Andy
What are you doing? We're. We're telling funny jokes. You're.
DJ
Bro, he's got some dude's ass right here. Like, what are you doing, bro?
Andy
What are you doing?
DJ
Do you see this?
Andy
I. Yeah, bro.
DJ
What the is happening right now?
Andy
Well, we're telling jokes.
DJ
Indian's making funny but dots looking at dude's ass.
Andy
So listen, I'm gonna give you a trade secret.
DJ
Uhhuh.
Andy
All right. And some of you dudes are into this, so it worked for you. Either way. I'm not condoning.
DJ
Uhuh.
Andy
I'm just saying if you want to know if someone's got pte, you look at their ankles. If they got cankles. Pte.
DJ
Okay?
Andy
You might be into that. So I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I'm just saying if they got, like, those little skinny ankles, they don't got the pte no potential. But if they got the ankles that, like, look the same as their calves and they're still, like, fit, one day they ain't gonna be. Yeah.
DJ
That's the secret.
Andy
I'm just saying.
DJ
All right. I like it.
Andy
Everybody's checking out their ankles. Everybody's looking. Yeah.
DJ
Yeah. All right. Well, yeah. AI Santa. I mean, I don't.
Andy
You guys didn't do that when you were single?
DJ
What? AI Sansa.
Andy
No. Like, when girls walk by, you're like, oh, yeah. And you're like, but she got the pte, though. No, you never did that. Oh, you probably looked for it. I probably look for it.
DJ
No, I don't want.
Andy
You finally met your match.
DJ
Yeah. Yeah. All right. What we got on this man.
Andy
I say thumbs up, man. That's cool. Yeah. A bunch of little kids. Be happy we cut out the perverts.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
That's true. It's a good thing.
DJ
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
All right. I have a sense to give you a call.
Andy
Cool. I know what I want.
DJ
Heads on steak. Oh, Andy. You want heads on steaks?
Andy
That's correct. Santa. Santa. You've been listening to the show.
DJ
Andy. I'll just give you my naughty list. I'll let you do it. All right.
Andy
This is even better. I love Santa. Santa's always been good to me.
DJ
Oh, man. I love it, man. Guys. Andy, that is all I got, man.
Andy
All right, guys. We'll see you this week. Don't be a hoe.
DJ
Share the show.
Andy
Yeah.
DJ
Went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze up Bo A stove Counted millions in a cold bad booted swole Got her own bank roll can't fold Just a no headshot case Close.
Podcast Summary: REAL AF with Andy Frisella – Episode Released November 19, 2024
Introduction
In this episode of REAL AF with Andy Frisella, host Andy Frisella and co-host DJ engage in a lively and candid discussion covering a wide array of topics, from high-profile sporting events and media critiques to political controversies and societal issues. Their unfiltered conversation provides listeners with insights into their perspectives on current events, media manipulation, and the state of American politics, all delivered with their characteristic humor and straightforwardness.
Opening Banter and Personal Anecdotes (00:00 – 05:00)
The episode kicks off with Andy and DJ exchanging playful banter about their show’s introduction and the enthusiasm behind creating an "extra good show." They joke about listeners' familiarity with their intro lines, reflecting on how their audience is deeply engaged with their content. The hosts share light-hearted moments about DJ’s daughter recognizing the show’s intro, showcasing the personal side of their dynamic.
Notable Quote:
Andy (00:34): "Fucking extra. That means we're gonna have an extra good show."
Sports and Entertainment: Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson & UFC Highlights (05:00 – 13:30)
The conversation shifts to recent sporting events, particularly the highly anticipated fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Andy expresses skepticism about the event's seriousness, suggesting that the hype serves as a distraction ("bread and circuses") from more pressing national issues. They discuss Mike Tyson’s performance, noting his age and physical condition, and delve into the surprising elements of the fight, including Tyson’s unexpected behavior post-fight.
Notable Quotes:
DJ (05:36): "He could have went harder at some points in the fight, but I think the fact that he pulled back..."
Andy (07:12): "Did you see that cut on her eye? Holy, man."
Media Manipulation and Political Commentary (13:30 – 33:00)
Andy and DJ critically examine the role of mainstream media in shaping public perception, particularly focusing on President-elect Trump's cabinet appointments and the ongoing tensions between Trump’s administration and entities like the FBI and DOJ. They express distrust in media narratives, accusing media personalities of deceit and opportunism, especially those attempting to reconcile with Trump after years of antagonism.
The hosts discuss specific headlines, such as the appointment of Cash Patel as FBI Director and Adam Schiff’s interactions with Trump, interpreting these events as signs of impending chaos and governmental dysfunction. They argue that political figures are manipulating information to maintain control and sow division within the country.
Notable Quotes:
Andy (14:15): "I just think he's an intense dude, and I think he's super smart."
DJ (16:51): "These people are taking foreign influence money, making decisions that are in the interest of other countries and not in the interest of the United States. That's being a traitor."
Accountability and Government Corruption (33:00 – 47:22)
The discussion intensifies as Andy and DJ delve into government corruption, drawing parallels between budget mismanagement in the Department of Defense and broader systemic issues. They argue that government officials are not held accountable for massive financial discrepancies, contrasting this with the stringent consequences faced by ordinary citizens for minor financial infractions.
The hosts emphasize the need for significant reforms to root out corruption, advocating for holding high-level officials accountable for their actions. They express frustration with the lack of transparency and the perceived immunity that government elites enjoy, leading to widespread distrust among the populace.
Notable Quotes:
Andy (42:37): "These people make us work our fucking balls off, take half our money, spend it on whatever they want, steal most of it."
DJ (44:30): "If we're going to go to jail for mismanaging some, a fraction, you know they're hitting people for $600, right, on PayPal, right? If we're gonna get in trouble for that, then shouldn't they be held to the same standard where they should go to prison for mismanaging a trillion dollars?"
Current Events: COVID-19 Origins and Political Intrigue (47:22 – 60:54)
The hosts pivot to discuss the origins of COVID-19, referencing statements made by former CDC Director Robert Redfield and allegations against Anthony Fauci and the Obama administration. Andy asserts that COVID-19 was intentionally engineered in the United States and transferred to China, a claim that has been a point of contention and debate.
They explore the implications of these allegations, arguing that those responsible should face severe consequences for the societal and economic damages caused by the pandemic. The conversation touches on the manipulation of public perception by media and political figures, reinforcing their stance on the need for accountability and transparency.
Notable Quotes:
Andy (55:56): "These people all over the earth that suffered and lost everything because of this...they should all be held to trial and to accord under crimes against humanity."
DJ (60:47): "Anybody who creates an intentional bioweapon virus anywhere on earth should be executed, period."
Technology and Society: AI-Powered Santa Claus (60:54 – 68:34)
In a lighter segment, Andy and DJ discuss the emergence of AI-powered Santa Claus phone calls, analyzing the implications of technology on childhood experiences. While DJ finds the concept "a little creepy," Andy views it as an improvement over traditional portrayals of Santa. They humorously critique the AI Santa's lack of authentic characteristics, blending satire with commentary on the commercialization and technological intrusion into personal traditions.
Notable Quotes:
Andy (62:19): "A bunch of little kids be happy we cut out the perverts."
DJ (63:58): "It's a little creepy."
Closing Remarks and Audience Engagement (68:34 – End)
The episode concludes with Andy and DJ encouraging audience interaction through comments and subscriptions, maintaining their signature blend of humor and directness. They wrap up with final jokes and playful exchanges, leaving listeners with a mix of serious reflections and light-hearted banter.
Notable Quote:
Andy (68:32): "Share the show."
Conclusion
This episode of REAL AF with Andy Frisella offers a robust mix of serious political discourse, critical media analysis, and spirited humor. Andy and DJ’s unrestrained conversation provides listeners with a raw and unfiltered look into their viewpoints on governmental accountability, media manipulation, and societal changes influenced by technology. Their candid discussions aim to provoke thought and encourage listeners to question mainstream narratives, all while maintaining an engaging and entertaining format.