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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to After Hours with Alex Stein, right here in real America's Voice. It's prime time 99. Alex Stein coming to you live from Oklahoma State University with Turning Point usa. The pip and blade don't play. I hope you enjoyed this episode. Episode. Our speaker is a comedian, political commentator, and a viral personality known for saying things that other people would have and also doing things that other people wouldn't even think of doing. You may recognize him from videos confronting city hall meetings and debating students on college campuses. With millions of views online, his satire, humor, bold commentary have always challenged the status quo in a way that gets people talking. Whether you agree with him or not, he's going to make you laugh and even question some things. So help me introduce Bernada. Comedy Outstar. Yeah. Yes. Give it up. The pimp on a blimp is here. I don't need a microphone or anything. But tell me, did you use Grok or ChatGpt to write that? The punctuate idea. Yeah, I know. I get it. I know all you college kids are actually using AI, which is a good thing and a bad thing because you know what they say, if it doesn't train your amygdala, you don't actually learn it. So that's why there's people that, like, worked for UberEats for, like, 10 years because they use a GPS. I don't know. So I'm a little worried when that comes to our doctors and lawyers that are cheating to get through college. But I guess that's just the reality in which we live in. So, folks, if you're here and you don't know who I am, my name is Alex Stein. I'm infamous and well known because I'm Tucker Carlson's biological stepson. And it's been really difficult because ever since my dad lost his job at Fox News, we've been having to work for the state of Qatar. And the guitarist don't mess around, guys. They do not mess around. And they do give Trump a free airplane. They give my dad a little less than that, but enough to get by, so I'm not hurting financially. And I also have a show on Real America's Voice, the Pimp on a Blimp After Hours with Alex Stein, Monday through Friday, 11pm Eastern. So a little bit about myself is people always try to put me in a box, and they try to label me as conservative, and because they label me conservative, they think that I'm anti lgbtq, which that is impossible because I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan. So obviously, I have a lot of gay pride. Do you have any Cowboys fans? Not. Okay, not Oklahoma State. But do I have any Dallas Cowboys fan? You guys have bad taste. Okay, well, we're here in cowboy country, Oklahoma State. Give yourselves a round of applause for being here. Come on, get that vibrational energy up. We got to get it up in this room. Pimp on a Blip is here. But, you know, I noticed this campus. It's pretty white campus. You know what I mean? I didn't see a lot of international students, which I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing, but if you go to University of Texas, it's, like, half Indian, half Asian, and, like, 30% white. And Texas is actually being invaded. And Charlie Kirk said it best. Immigration without assimilation is an invasion. And that really is currently happening, at least in the DFW area. But I just want to give a shout out to Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk. Who here loves Charlie Kirk. We all do. And for me, I just hate, you know, as a friend of his and a person that I even looked up to, even though he was a few years younger than me, I hate that the media labeled him a racist. Have you guys seen this? Yeah, they said that he's racist because of one comment or he said that he might be hesitant to get on a plane if you notice that the pilot was black, but not me. I get excited when I notice that the pilot is black because that means you can smoke weed on the plane. And so, you know, I like to have fun. And since I am cheap, I fly Spirit a lot, so I get to buy the weed from the pilot. And so you can just smoke up. It's actually really good. But I'm worried because you youngins, you know, I know Oklahoma has legal marijuana. I don't want you guys smoking marijuana. It is not good for you. It's central maturity. And then now they have the Delta 9. Do they have Delta 9 here? Yeah. That's just a transgender version of weed. Do not smoke that. It will make you gay. I'm not even kidding you smoke that, you're going to become gay guys. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm a Cowboys fan, so I have a lot of gay pride. I just want to reiterate that because they label me, you know, a bigot or, you know, anti this, anti that, and it's not true. Like, I'm really mad at Donald Trump right now for a litany of reasons, but one of the biggest reasons Donald Trump outlawed transgenders in women's sports. Do you guys like that? Okay, listen here, you idiots. We can gamble on these transgenders and win money. I won so much money with Lia Thomas's propeller in that pool, I almost turned draft queen. Draft kings, if you draft queens. And honestly, Donald Trump tried to outlaw transgenders in the military, which to me is very stupid, because I think transgenders would make great soldiers. First reason, they're mean as hell and who are some nice soldier. Second reason to do mass shootings. And the third reason, which is a very sad reality of transgenderism, is that the likelihood of committing suicide goes up exponentially. Somebody that is diagnosed with gender dysphoria, if they identify as trans or non binary, the likelihood of suicide, incredibly high compared to normal human beings. That's just a sad reality. But one way we can benefit from this is that we steal a page from Iran's playbook and we give them suicide vests. Follow me. And then we put them on the front line, and we let them choose if they want to blow themselves up, at least they die. And they take out a bunch of the Taliban or Iranians with them, and then they get 72. Nick Fuentes is in heaven. So he's a virgin. Okay. I thought you guys might laugh at that. But I actually love coming to these college campuses. I really mean it. Because one thing that I want to instill in the youth of America is that I'm like Charles Barkley in the 80s. I'm not a role model. I don't really want you to follow me because you don't want to wear the Tuck Finley bathing suit at a city council meeting. But one thing I do want you to learn from me, from my personal experience, is that we need to start living unapologetically ourselves. We shouldn't have to hide the way we truly feel about things. Because for me, I worked in reality TV for a long time. I worked for this TV show, Cheaters. I'm a lot older than y'. All. I'm the unk in the room. So who here has heard of the TV show Cheaters? Exactly. One guy. The old guy in the back. Of course. Thank you for being here. It was a reality show where we catch people cheating on their husbands and wives. And yeah, it's dark, it's trashy tv. The host of the show is a guy by the name of Clark Gable. And his grandfather was the guy, Clark Gable from Gone with the Wind. You guys are really. I know. The old guy in the back has seen Gone with the Wind. It's classic. One of the greatest movies of all time. They say, I don't know, I'm even too. I'm not even old enough to have watched it. But Clark Gable's grandson, he was the host of the show. And him and I became very good friends. I was a producer, he was a host. He had a prescription to painkillers because he got in a car accident in California. That's where he lived. And he would come and film in Dallas and go back to California. Well, he ran out of these pills and they ended up. He ran out. So he called a drug dealer and bought what he thought were pain pills and they had fentanyl in them and he took some. And this is a guy that had a tolerance. He was not like, you know, some sorority chick that, you know, got laced by some frat guy. There's ton of you guys in here. That happens. This is why Turning Point is actually better than the fraternities. Because at Turning Point, you don't have to pay money to get spanked by another guy. So that's for a lot less gay. But even though there are some gay conservatives, we'll get into that later. But Clark, a guy who had a tolerance, a guy that had taken drugs before that was actually prescribed him, and he overdosed immediately and didn't wake up with his fiance, his 19 month old baby. So I want to encourage you guys, be very careful. When I went to school, we had dare. Did you guys still have dare? Okay, y' all did. When I went to school, they would tell you if you try a drug one time, you could die. That was kind of not true because I tried a bunch and lived. But my friend later on is not a lie by dare. They actually told the truth. And what he took was fentanyl. He died. And then I was in a position where they said, alex, you're going to be the next host of Cheaters. So I was sad about my friend dying, but I was excited for this new opportunity and I've been working there for eight years. And then right before we're about to start filming the 17th season. Call me into the office. They say, alex, you know what? To go with a different host. We've never had a black host. Our audience is, you know, African American demographic. So we want to try it. And they hired this guy by the name of Peter Guns. And Peter Guns, he doesn't have any hit songs. Let me try to play his one hit song. You guys have probably never even heard it. But I just want to give you a little context. So of course, I don't have any service. How does Verizon not work in Stillwater? Actually, let me see if I can pull it right here. I don't know if the. I don't know if the speakers will work. Let's see. Peter Guns, uptown. Okay, so it's kind of a famous song. You might recognize it. Okay. You might have heard this before. It's a famous song. Okay, that's him right there. Scary looking dude. All right. It's a famous song. So we go into our first meeting. They say, we hired this guy by the name of Peter Guns. And the show is distributed by Viacom, which owns MTV, CMT, and VH1. In our first meeting, we're in a conference call and they said, you know what? Before we start filming, we want to change the host name from Peter Guns to Peter Pankey. And I'm like, why? He's not even very famous as Peter Guns. You know, he's old. And they said, well, we don't want to glamorize gun violence. And I was like, man, this is retarded. If anything, we do need to glamorize guns because the Second Amendment is arguably the most important amendment, and we need the Second Amendment to defend the First Amendment. So I want amnesty for all Big Booty Latinas. Who agrees with that? Do you guys agree with that? I love my Big Booty Latinas. What, you don't like that? If they're a nine, they're fine, dude. They don't need to be. They don't need to be deported. No, dude, we need the Big Booty Latinas because what are they going to do? They're going to take your job being a land, you know, a landscaper. They're going to take your job, you know, being a hotel maid. Nobody here. Going to a great college like Oklahoma State to clean hotel rooms. No offense. I mean, I don't think that that's anybody's career aspirations. But the H1B visa fraud is taking real jobs from people that have computer science degrees, people that want to actually get into the tech world. So that's why it's actually a really bad situation, especially in North Texas, because now you have people that will work for half of the pay as an American. And they're able to basically put out these job descriptions and these job listings for ghost jobs where Americans can't even apply for them. They're only available for H1B employees. And then they get government subsidies for hiring these people. So the government is actually setting us up to fail. And I think that's what we really need to take away from this, is that just because a politician has an R next to their name or D next to the name, it doesn't mean anything because Lindsey Graham has an R. But really he likes the D. You know what I mean? And that's a fact. I mean, everybody, Lady Lindsay, we know he's gay. And I always say this, and it is a cliche, but idolizing a politician is like thinking the stripper actually likes you. Okay? The stripper doesn't actually like you. These politicians don't give a damn about us. That's the sad reality in which we live in. And that's why I really want to encourage people, if you do want to get involved in politics. And Turning Point USA is one of the best ways to meet a politician that's running to potentially door knock to do anything in the political world. Turning Point USA can open up doors that no fraternity or sorority can do. So that's why I really encourage people to get involved. And Turning Point USA will send you to two, three, if you're a lady. You can go to the Women's Leadership Summit, you can go to Student Action Summit, and you can go to America Fest, and they'll pay for your ticket and your hotel. And I know you guys are broke college kids, so who doesn't like a free trip? Who has been on one of these free trips? Yeah, that's what I like to hear. And aren't they fun? That's what I'm saying. And you meet people from other colleges, you expand your horizons, because that's what college was really about before Harvard became a accredited school. Rich people would just send their kids to go basically socialize and join a fraternity to meet other people. So the social aspect of college is arguably just as important as the, you know, classes that you take and, you know, the grades you get. Because really, once you get the degree, nobody's looking at your GPA. Nobody's like, oh, my gosh, you had a 3.2 or 3.7, like an A plus to an A. Nobody cares. It's really important about the connections you make. And that's why Turning Point USA, you're meeting other people that are like minded. Because raise your hand if you actually care about the future of this country. See, that's what I like to see. A lot of these liberals don't. They want to see America fail. And that's the difference between a Turning Point USA student and an international student on a scam H1B visa. They don't care. They only care about their home country. So we need to value the country that we're born in. Coming up after the break, the pimp on a blimp gets even crazier and more inspirational with these great college kids on campus. Still water Applaud. Well, maybe.
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Thank you guys so much for watching After Hours with Alex Stein right here on Real America's Voice. Well, we got some more love and hate at the great state of Oklahoma State. Well, that's a little redundant, but you know what I mean, it is a Great State. And Primetime 99 is here speaking on campus with some great young students with Turning Point usa. Check it out. And so I really encourage you guys first be unapologetically yourself. We already talked about this, but just don't be worried about the opinions of strangers. And for me, Clark died. They said you're going to be the host of Cheaters and they took it away from me. That's when I started my podcast and I started going to city council meetings and it was Charlie Kirk that kind of changed my life. During the pandemic, I was going and speaking out against the pandemic. I was like, first of all, I do want to apologize. I shared a lot of misinformation. I was posting on Facebook a lot during the pandemic that if you got vaccinated, it would turn you gay. That's not true. If you got vaccinated, you're already gay to start with. And that's just how it works. That's sorry if you are back. I know a lot of yalls parents probably made you get vaccinated. You're now gay. And then I was speaking seriously about the pandemic and I was saying, you know, if a pair of Levi's can't stop a fart, how can a mask stop a deadly virus? It can't. You know, I was talking about how ludicrous a six foot rule is. But what they had to do is they had to scare us because they needed to get mail in ballots so Joe Biden could win the next election. And I know that sounds like a conspiracy, but if you go back and you look at the 2020 election, Joe Biden actually won all 50 states when it came to mail in ballots and Donald Trump won all 50 states when it came to in person voting, even the most liberal states. So they're able to use these mail in ballots and basically steal an election. And I think that's what happened. And so when it came to Charlie Kerr changing my life, I started speaking at these city council meetings. And I was normal and I was just mad. And then after the Heartbeat bill got passed in Texas, I was like, I'm going to try something new, you know, I'm going to try something new. So I went up there and I talked about how much I loved abortion. And I was like, oh, I love it. It feels so good. You don't have to wear protection. It works 100% of the time. And it was disgusting. I was being a total freak, but not much different than what you see at these pro abortion debates, the people that are pro choice. And it was really, I was just kind of copying what they were doing. And Charlie Kirk shared it on his Facebook and it blew up. It got millions of views. Charlie thought it was real and ended up interviewing me on his podcast. So that was a good thing. He connected me with him. But it set off a light bulb above my head where I realized this is what I need to do is I need a culture jam. I need to take the most absurd parts of our culture and jam in people's faces, in public settings, in front of politicians, to try to expose the clown world that we live in. And for me, it changed my life. Shortly after that, I went, I rapped about the Fauci Ouchie. I was like, let me get that booster in my cooster Vaccination. Right or wrong, Dr. Fauci? Give me that ouchie. I want it in my body. My name is Alex Stein. I'm here today because we gotta vaccinate our children. You know, we really don't have enough vaccines. I was so out of breath, I was late for the speech. Fouchi, please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up. Vaccinate your mom, vaccinate your dad, Vaccinate the happy, Vaccinate the sad. Vaccinate your babies, vaccinate them even if they got rabies. Vaccinate my life, vaccinate my wife. Vaccinate your DNA vaccine created by the CIA. Vaccinate your body, Vaccinate me at the party. Vaccination freak. Vaccination freak. A leak. I want the vaccine in my life. I want the vaccine for my wife. Okay, so we don't have to watch the whole thing. It's pretty cringe. But this blew up. Even Newsweek had to cover it. This is like national news that I went up there. The reason why it was national news is because people thought it was real. People thought I was like a libtard vaccine injured nurse that was going up there because we were seeing videos of people Doing the exact same thing during the pandemic. We're seeing nurses doing TikTok dances while people were dying in the error. So I was just trying to show and expose the absurdity that we were living under at the time. And my life changed. And this is what really blew up. And, you know, got a lot of national attention. And then shortly after this is, I went insane for the Ukraine. Yeah, it is on Spotify. It is. Well, we have a couple wraps. Let's see. So this blew up. Comments of public interest. This portion of the meeting is to allow up to three minutes per speaker. And we do have some speakers this evening. The first one is Alex Sprang. Hello, council, my name is Primetime99 Alenstein, and I have a little presentation for you today. I got the very first song. Let Me Turn this On, on the grind. All the. Okay, so this blew up, and then that kind of changed my life. And then this is the. This is what really changed my life. And this is why I started to be unapologetically myself. I ran into my favorite Big Booty Latina. The one, the only AOC is calling out the creepy guy. Look at that booty on aoc. That's my favorite big Booty Latina. The firebrand liberal New Democrat was headed to work with an aide and her fiance and dog when she was heckled. She turned to confront the guy, then flashed him a sarcastic peace sign. Why'd you do a little selfie? I love it. My favorite AOC 1918. Look how sexy she looks at that dress. Immediately went on social media and called it a deeply disgusting incident. Look at me. Wow. He said. Hey, look at that. They asked. I didn't say that. You know, a bunch of racist sex. She pointed out that it happened in front of a Capitol Police officer who she says did nothing to help her. But you know who also did nothing to help her? Her fiance. That was right there. She's worried about the Capitol Police. How about your boyfriend that's five feet in front of you? He doesn't want to go around and say, shut up, but he didn't care because he is a cuckoo old. That is just an example of me not giving any Fs. Okay? And I know that you don't need to sexually harass a congresswoman. You should. But that's. I don't. Long story short, what I want to try to encourage you guys, honestly, on these college campuses now, people are just scared to death to be themselves, whether you're conservative, whether you're liberal, and I would honestly encourage you Guys to just speak freely and not worry about the opinions of strangers, because that is how we actually create a movement that has sustainability, that actually changes the world. The time is now. It's not tomorrow, it's not yesterday. It's now. To start being your unapologetic self and not worrying about the opinions of strangers. And that doesn't mean you have to be, you know, the guy that sexually harasses aoc. But you just shouldn't worry because your teacher's a libtard or there's a bunch of liberals in your class with the mask on. Just speak freely. Speak with your gut. That's your second brain. And oftentimes that's the best judge on what you need to say. And don't worry about people hating on you, because people are going to hate on you no matter what. And one of the things for me that I'm really passionate about is saving the country, but I'm also very passionate about McDonald's. Who here likes McDonald's? You guys like McDonald's? Yes, it's delicious. It is filled with microplastics, and they're going to turn your testicles into infertile. But that's neither here nor there. But I will say that if it wasn't for McDonald's, Donald Trump wouldn't have won this last election. He was arguably the greatest McDonald's employee ever when he cooked those fries. But it wasn't just that. It was Kamala Harris getting caught lying about working at McDonald's and committing stolen McVowor that put. That put Donald Trump over the top. And I honestly think stolen McVowor is worse than stolen valor because being in the military, at least you get some benefits, right? Yeah. Working at McDonald's, no, you just get yelled at every day and you get burned by the hot grease. So stolen McValor is a bigger crime, and I think that should be a federal offense. And when I become a politician, that will be the first thing on my agenda, is to make stolen McVowor punishable by death. The reason why I am the way that I am, and I think that I am so insane, is that when my parents, when they got divorced, which is a tough time for all of us, you know, having parents get divorced is bad, but mine was even worse because my parents didn't fight for custody of me. They fought for custody of our family dog, Primo. That's true. That's a fact. They were not both parents. Like, you can have the kid. I want the dog. And so the judge Decreed that the dog would just go with me wherever I went because I went to my dad's for a week and my mom's on the weekends. You know, vice versa. I would go. They had split customers. I learned something being raised by a dog. Did you know that dogs have races? Like, for example, Chihuahuas, obviously Mexican. Yo quiero Taco Bell. Duh. You guys are probably too young, but there was a famous ad campaign where Chihuahua was the face of Taco Bell. Golden retrievers, obviously white because they're the best behaved. And pit bulls, I don't see any black people. All right, so I can say this now. Pit bulls are obviously black people because pit bulls are 13% of the dog population, but they commit 76% of the dog assaults. Is a campus newspaper in here? Raise your hand. Damn it. I want them to. I want to go viral. A couple things I want to bring to your attention. Who here likes Kristi? No, no, I know. She spent $220 million on an ad campaign riding horses in Montana, and it turned her husband gay. I'm sure you guys saw that. But what's really sad is now that Pambani's been fired, her husband has to get breast implants to try to steal some of the shine back. So this is what we're dealing with, folks. We're dealing with politicians who are married to guys that are into bimbofication. That was pretty wicky wiki wild on campus at Oklahoma City State. But coming up after the break, things get a little emotional. That's right. I'm crying a little. The students are crying a little bit. Well, you know, what can you expect to pimp on a blimp has that effect on people. And that's coming up right after the break.
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Walmart Early Birds Always rise to the occasion for summer vacation planning because early gets you closer to the action. So don't be late. Book your next vacation early on VRBO and save the over $120. Rise and shine. Average savings $141 select homes only. Guys, thank you for watching After Hours with Alex Stein. I know this has been a crazy episode, but it's always a pleasure to talk to these young kids at Oklahoma State. I hope you enjoy if we take anything away. First thing, be unapologetically yourself. Do not worry about the opinions of strangers. Second thing is, remember, just because somebody calls themselves conservative or calls themselves a Republican, that doesn't necessarily always ring true. I'll leave you with another kind of controversial joke before we open it up. Before I was a pimp on a blimp, this is true. I was a substitute teacher. I let the kids smoke in class. Smoking with them. When it comes to my history and being a substitute teacher, I I was a little lib tarted at the time because the teachers union basically made us and I got fired for teaching critical race theory, which is ridiculous, you know. But I made two fatal errors. The first one is that I took the kids on a field trip without getting any parental waiver signed. I didn't know that was a thing. I was a substitute, you know what I mean? And I owned a bus. It was actually a van, but there's a small cloth. But what I did is I took them to or. The second mistake I made is I took them to a plantation, but I made the white ones pick cotton while the black ones sat in the big house and drank lemonade. And somehow me indoctrinating young white kids into feeling racist got me fired. And that's when I realized, you know what? I'm done with the lib tardedness. I'm going straight conservative, calling AOC a big booty Latina. So sometimes when one door closes, another one opens. That's another thing you guys need to learn tonight is it feels like when something bad happens to you at a young age, that it's the end of the world. When in reality, sometimes getting fired from a job or having a situation not go your way is oftentimes the best opportunity. For me, it was with cheaters when they said, you're not going to be the host anymore. That's what encouraged me to start my own podcast and speaking out at city councils. And that's what changed my life. So what felt like something really horrible, having a job and getting fired from me before I could even start, ended up being the best thing in the world. Because now, long story short, now I have my own TV show. Getting paid money in the bank. Shorty, what you drank? True freedom. I don't have to worry about the opinions of strangers. I can sexually harass as many congresswomen as I want need to. And that is true for me. It was truly a great thing getting fired before I even started my job. So we always have to have a little gratitude when something bad happens. Because I'm telling you, once you get some perspective from it, I know some of you guys are dating. You guys get, you know, in a breakup with your girlfriend or boyfriend, it feels like the end of the world. Trust me, it's not. Use these dating apps. So do you all use these dating apps? They're terrible. A girl gets a thousand more messages than a guy, and so these girls, they have a false sense of security. They think they're hot stuff. Really, they're like a five and a half, but they're getting all these nasty DMs from these horny guys thinking they're hot stuff. They're not. So try to stay away from the dating apps. And if you're a guy looking for a girlfriend, be bold. Seriously, be bold. You're going to have to face a little bit of rejection. But I guarantee you women, when you go and you're just confident and you're yourself, they will be attracted to that. So if you're looking for a significant other, just be bold. Don't be afraid to ask a girl out for coffee or, no, I don't know about Drinks, but, you know, dinner, whatever. You guys, if you're age appropriate, maybe you can go to the bar. My point is, we have a problem with our birth rate in this country because so many guys are so feminized. All these guys are basically gay. And I don't know if that is the microplastics at McDonald's, but probably not helping. And now these women are all masculine, so they're all horny freaks. So take advantage of these women that are high testosterone and low estrogen and go out there and make some babies. Don't take advantage of them in that sense. I'm saying take advantage of the dating marketplace. So we got a bunch of women that are like the men of the early 2000s and go out there and be a man, ask a girl out. And don't be afraid of rejection because oftentimes getting rejected a couple more times, you know, you get rejected a few times. It'll make it feel even more gratifying when a girl goes on a date with you. And it works out. So that's one thing. We learned a lot of stuff tonight. Be unapologetically yourselves. What was it? When one door closes, another one will open. And if you're trying to look for a boyfriend or girlfriend, don't be a baby back bitch. Don't be scared, okay? Because honestly, when you're young, it doesn't matter if you're rich, doesn't matter if you're poor. Especially on a college campus. It's really more about the vibes and meeting somebody that you get along with because everybody's broke in college. So this is the best time in your life to find somebody to love. So I really encourage everybody to look for love and look for girlfriend, look for boyfriends, whatever you. Whatever floats your boat. If you're gay, that's okay. I'm a Cowboys fan, so I'll allow it. And with that being said, I want to invite people to come on down. Don't be shy. Somebody has to break the ice. Who's going to come up here first? Somebody. Come on. Yes. I love that. Give it up for him. You kind of stand in the back. So we got you. And we are going to post that. Actually. Go back like one row. Okay, that's perfect. Just so we can see you. And it's. Say your name. My name's Carson. Wait, the one big booty Latina left. No, but I'm fighting for you to get amnesty. No, don't leave. Oh, my gosh. She's like AOC. It's AOC 2.0. All right. I guess. I guess I got my way. She got deported, dude. You were the one. Your energy deported her. It is your fault. Yeah. Say your name. Carson. Carson. Say, you know, not anti gay, anti lgbtq. I am anti lgbtq. Okay. I think we should be, I guess, you know, we have all these fake Republicans, like trans Republicans. Yeah. And you have all these people are like, oh, yeah, actually we can have gay people in the conservative movement, and that's just fine. But, you know, if we actually want to conserve something. And what is it more important to conserve than actual marriage and not trans, fake marriage? You know, I do think that you have a good point, because this gay agenda is real. Where they're putting pride flags in elementary schools. And what does a pride flag symbolize? What's the difference between a straight person and a gay person who they're sexually attracted to? That's literally the big difference. I mean, of course gay people, you know, dress better and talk like this, and they're a little gay. But my point is, at the end of the day, what that pride flag indicates is who you like to have sex with. So why does that belong in a classroom? Why are we actually celebrating somebody's sexual orientation? It's ridiculous. So I agree with you in that sense that we are almost a little too accepting of the LGBTQ culture. But at the same exact time, a lot of people have gay family members. A lot of people that identify as gay were sexually molested at a young age. That's. That's true. It's over 70% of men that identify as gay face some sort of sexual trauma as a child. So sometimes being gay is not their fault. They have sexual confusion. So just because a person is gay, and that's weird and gross at the same exact time, they're not all bad people, so. Or they just like the Dallas cop. Exactly. So it's kind of a tough situation where I get exactly what you're saying, that sometimes we're a little too gay friendly. But not all gay people are bad. That's just a fact, and I think you would agree with that. But some of them are like Lindsey Graham and they deserve to be kicked out of conservative politics. So I think it's just kind of a not a one size fit all situation where there's going to be people like George Santos, who's gay, but had one of the most conservative voting records on Capitol Hill. I'm just saying his voting record is better than a lot of these other conservatives politicians. So whether you like George Santos or not. I'm just saying some gay people are okay a lot. Not okay. Is that a fair answer? Yes. Okay, we'll take that. Give it up for him. Give it up for him. Like, right about there. Yeah, that's okay. I want some people may not know about it. My name is Will. I want to tell people the story of how you invade barstools. Oh, yes. So Dave Portnoy. I call him Dave Shortnoy because he's 5 foot 2. I was in an online beef with Dave Portnoy. Okay, So I had a viral video when the Bengals went to the Super Bowl. I don't know if you remember this. This is like four years ago and not three years ago. And I called into the city council in Cincinnati and it was over zoom. And I talked about how I was so happy because my wife left me and I was a horrible alcoholic, and I just gambled my life savings on the Bengals to go to the super bowl, and they made it. So I won a bunch of money and Barstool Sports shared it. They shared it. And then immediately it was up for, like, an hour. And in the video, I talked about how I was drunk and how I was suicidal. And then now that we won all this money, I'm, like, happy again. And Barstool Sports shared it on their page. They thought it was, like, real. And in about, like, less than an hour, they took it down. So I tweeted to Dave. I'm like, oh, Dave Portnoy. You know, my content is too hot for barstool. Yet Dave Portnoy is literally accused of being a rapist. I thought. And that's what I said. So he invited me on his podcast. Then one of his double vodka Don or Dan, the guy who's like 500 pounds, sent Dave a video where I went, I was trolling pro choice abortionists at the Texas state Capitol. And so Dave tweets at me and tweets that videos like, I'm not going to have this political guy on. It's just not worth my time. So then him and I got into a DM war, and he said some cringe stuff, and I ratioed him a couple times. And he talked about how, oh, I'm going to sleep so tight on, or I'm going to sleep so nicely on my $500 million. And, you know, he's just kind of trying to troll me back. I was upset because he invited me on the podcast and uninvited me. Within an hour, I was like, huh, how can I get back a Day Portnoy. So I got my wife's boyfriend, Ontarius, and we were in New York City and we stormed the Barstool sports headquarters and we got assaulted by all of his black employees. They beat me up. Just watch, hero. Let me show you this. Please show. I was like. The first thing they did is just immediately grab. Yeah, they grabbed. You know, it's funny, they let me in, but they grabbed Ontarius. And what really is frustrating is that this actually was one of their biggest videos of the year on their channel. Hey, I'm looking for Gay Portland. Come on. See, they've just let me in because I'm wearing that stupid Islanders hatarius. They go first to him. Of course they go. They're so. Please, they are racist. His butt is hanging out. And Francis Ellis had attacked my biological stepfather Tucker recently. So it was a two for one. Okay? So they throw me out. Watch. Now, this is when I get assaulted. This is the best part. Look, they throw him down. He's. He's butt naked to come on my podcast tomorrow. That's the message. I would love to. What time? And then he uninvised me. What's your email? Send it to him. Okay, look, I. She breaks my skin. You're about to see. Why is she pushing me like that? Hits my hat off, which is good. And this, she. She hit me hard in the face, and I started bleeding. Ready? Look, she slaps me. Look, I get bloody. My face starts bleeding. Assaulted for, you know, basically, you know, fighting for what I believe in. And I should have done that podcast with Dave Portnoy, but this. Actually not this angle, but I busted in while they were live on their show, and it was one of their most viewed videos of all time. And then obviously, this is one of my most viewed videos. Just right here. This is eyepatch McCain. Look, you're too slow. He's too slow. It's funny, Dan, how you said you're tall, you're small. But I'm so much taller than you, Dan. I'm so much bigger than you. You're just a little. You're a little sad little boy. Dan Crenshaw is a perfect example of a guy that's conservative, quote, unquote. But so I would encourage you guys not to support a guy like Daniel Crenshaw just because he calls himself a Republican. So why is he wearing sunglasses? I don't know, dude. He's Eyepatch McCain. And it was funny. He lost that in the glory hole in Israel is where he lost his eyes. Wasn't even actually on the battlefield. But that's that video of you and being barstool sports before I met you in Phoenix in 2022. And the other video I saw was in you in a women's swim meet. Oh, yeah, this is the one you didn't talk about. This is one. This is one. This is me trying on Tug Friendly at Target. But this is it. She's an NCAA champion, the best swimmer in college today. I can't get a scholarship unless I'm able to send a recruiting tape to these colleges. So they say, oh, oh, you have an unfair. And they don't even know what a woman is. So then I'm a woman. So that's what you guys have to do. If the Supreme Court justice is on my side, then why can't I get the same from the Plano City council? So that video blew up, too. That's me being totally. So sometimes my tactics are very untraditional. We call it culture jamming. Taking the most absurd parts of our culture and shoving in people's faces. So the pimp on a blimp just fixing this country one college kid at a time. And if you guys enjoyed that, in this next segment, we're going to do some Q and A with the students. Trust me, you don't want to miss it. You're hating on me like it's your religion. So go ahead and do your best.
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Welcome back to After Hours with Alex Stein right here in Real America's Voice. Well, it's more the pimp on a blimp live from Oklahoma State. Watch this right now. Okay, what do you got for us? Say your name. I'm Corwin. Corwin. What do you got, Cory? I got a two parter here. So first, have you ever thought of like doing a movie like Matt Walsh? Am I race like a Borat type movie? Yes, I will real quick. Let me just answer that. Yes, I actually am working with a producer in LA on doing something like that. And kind of just the rough idea is that I'm going to go and pretend to be a lobbyist trying to get some crazy thing like women's, you know, men and women swimming or, you know, like legalized heroin or something, you know, something crazy. And I'm going to go to multiple different cities trying to do the same agenda. And then at the end of the movie, I will get my. Whatever that cause is, you know, past the finish line. So I am working on somebody with somebody on that Project right now. And then second, one of my favorite videos of yours all time was. I think it was the New York City Council. Yes, I've been there a bunch of times. And you were like singing a song about gay pride. Oh, that was a gay pride one. That was. I've had a lot of gay pride videos. I've noticed they're the theme. But yeah, I go and I speak at these meetings. Raise your hand here if you guys have ever spoken at a city council meeting. Oh, see, I like that you're involved. And can you tell all the other people that haven't? Didn't it feel good whether you're speaking serious or you're being sarcastic? Didn't it feel good to kind of get that off your chest? Almost therapeutic. Yeah, but it was depressing to see the kind of people. Exactly. That's the problem. That's why I actually started going so insane. Because half the time when people are speaking at these meetings, the mayor and the councilmen and women are just looking at their phone, not even paying attention. As a matter of fact, in Irving, because I called them out so much, they stopped airing the public comment on their. In a local news like you can't even see the video of it. So these politicians have incredibly fragile egos. So even you can basically crack them like an egg. I'm telling you, you don't have to be going insane for the Ukraine. They are constantly in an echo chamber of support. So once they actually have to hear their constituent, give them a little bit of kickback. Oftentimes they can't handle it. So you don't have to have a huge social media following. You don't have to have any of that to rattle these politicians cages. And I really encourage people to go speak out, especially if there is something that is pertinent happening in your city, which that happens all the time. So I encourage people to be unapologetically themselves, especially if you're going to a city council meeting or a public meeting. And give them hell, they deserve it. Okay, that was it. Thank you. Thank you so much. Give it up for Corwin, everybody. Okay, we got a few more minutes. Who wants to come ask a question? Come on, don't be shy and say your name for the camera. Hi, my name's Lillian. Lillian, good to see you again. Lillian. What is your favorite conspiracy theory as a conspiracy theorist? Oh, my favorite is I don't believe. And this is. This is a spicy one. Me and Jack Posobic argued about this for hours. I don't believe the 1969 through 1972. Moon landing. Give me a break. You know, it's like they said that the Wright brothers invented the airplane and 60 years later we flew to the moon. Yet now we supposedly did it in 20, 26, 50 years up to the last time, and we allegedly went through the Van Allen radiation belts with this technology that they accidentally all destroyed. They destroyed all the telemetry data. They destroyed the original footage. So for me, I feel like it's pretty obvious that it was fake. And there's actually this video that I just posted today, which is, let's see. Alex Stein. I don't know how to spell Stein. Twitter. Okay, let's see if it'll let me. I know we're not logged in, but yeah, it should. So this. This to me. What the heck? Why is this. Why is this the post that it's showing? These are old posts. This is me calling out Eric Swallow. Remember when you slept with that Chinese fire? Why don't you ever talk about that? Fang Fang bang. Did she give you an anal? People are saying insertion. Is that true? This is. The guy's banging Chinese spies. Nobody investigates you, Eric. Why is it nobody investigates this guy banging Chinese spies like it's no big deal. And allegedly that's why Pam Bondi got fired is because she gave him a little inside information that they're potentially going to prosecute him. But it wasn't. The reason why he's getting prosecuted is not just because of him having sex with a Chinese spy. It's also because he had his previous staffers sign NDAs because he allegedly had some weird sexual, you know, I guess, me too type situations with some staffers who made him sign NDA. So I think Eric Swalwell is. Is a creep in a scumbag. And you can tell by his reaction that he was guilty as hell. That's why I didn't say a word. Because if anybody said somebody gave me anal, I'd be like, no way. I am a Cowboys fan, but I'm not that big of a Cowboys fan. And I do think that it's a strong possibility that he's a front runner for governor of California. And California is so dumb and lib tarted, a guy like that probably can win. So I hope that investigation shuts that down. We'll see. Because people like Eric Swalwell will probably not fill up the water reservoirs. And the next time they have a fire in California, it's going to burn like a matchstick. And that's another reason why these politicians suck. They can't even put water in the water reservoirs in California. California used to be a great state, but if they don't even want to have water to put out fires, that is the dumbest crap I've ever heard in my life. So that's why I probably need to stay away from California and stay in Oklahoma, a place that actually voted 100%. Every county voted for Trump. So I like that. I like the vibes in Oklahoma. It's one of, it's low key, one of the best states and I live in Dallas, which is basically Oklahoma. I mean, we're really close and Oklahoma really is. And I'm not just saying that it's a great state. And I really encourage you guys to go and travel and see the world, but have some gratitude for Oklahoma because it's not totally lib tarted, not totally ruined by politicians that could care less about American citizens and that care more about illegal immigrants having access to social services and free hotel rooms and free EBT benefits. And now in Texas they outlaw junk food for ebt, which I like. I think that's good. They should just give us free Ozempic and then we can fix the world. Okay, come on down. We have, we have time for a couple more questions. Your name sir? Reed. Everybody give it up for Reed. It's not scary to come up here. Reed, is it? Dude, you look like a badass cowboy, man. I don't want to mess with you. Reed, you have your six shooter on you? You okay? Damn. Yeah, that's fair. What do you got for us, Reed? If you think there's a good balance between a capitalist society and controlling these large corporations that are like buying up the dairy industry, feed lots like these small cattle farms. I don't know what percentage of this, but we see less and less small scale farmers, family farms. No, you're exactly right. These corporations like Monsanto, they'll make it where you have to buy the seeds from them and you have to buy the water and the fertilizer or else the seeds won't grow. So they have a monopoly over our farm industry, which is ridiculous. The fact that politicians care more about making us drink pasteurized milk than letting us have raw milk is ridiculous. Like, who cares? We should be able to drink any kind of milk we want. It's just ludicrous that people that have dairy farms, you know, get raided by the FDA and get all their milk thrown away because people want to drink raw milk that still has all of the nutrients that aren't ruined in the Pasteurization process. So I agree. Now we do have a capitalistic society, but at the same exact time, if you're a company that has a monopoly, we shouldn't have monopolies. Monopolies are illegal, but we still let these corporations have monopolies. So I think that's what we really need to go after is trying to shut down the monopolies. And I agree that, you know, the farming business right now is actually going to take even a bigger hit because 30% of all of our fertilizer comes through the Strait of Hormuz. And even though Americans still have access to fertilizer, people in Europe, people in Asia rely on that fertilizer. So now, potentially we could have food shortages. So it's a tough situation. We should give farmers more subsidies, especially independent farmers. I'm not just saying that we really should because we need people growing food. The problem is everybody eats Taco Bell nachos instead of eating vegetables. And I feel like that's kind of where we're going as a society is we'd rather have processed crap instead of real food. And that's another reason why these farmers are getting totally shut out. And then also we're importing our beef from Argentina. We should be helping out American farmers and getting our beef from America instead of exporting it. So, yeah, I think we really need to fix the way that our farmers are being taken care of because they're buying tractor and farming equipment that is hundreds of thousands of dollars. So they have to go in debt just to grow potatoes, just to grow whatever they're growing. And it's sad because now the only farm is profitable here in Oklahoma is like a weed farm. And that's. That's kind of the truth. So we need to prioritize small businesses and small farms. But I feel like right now I'm a little. Have a little trepidation, little nervousness about the future of our independent farmers because of the straight of Hormuz being shut down. So we need to get more fertilizer because we need more cow poop. You know what I mean? And we need to grow more food. So I appreciate the question. We need to do more to help the independent farmers and not these corporations like Mansanto. Like I said, I want less government tape. But when it comes to these companies that are so big, too big to fail, we shouldn't be bailing them out. We should be holding them accountable. All right, give it up for him. Thank you. Honor and privilege. I mean that to come speak to you guys. And even though you know, it's not a huge amount of people here tonight. It's actually better that way because I can make a personal connection and sometimes it takes me to meet you a couple times. I am a pimp on a blimp. I mean, a lot of, you know, ladies and guys, so I don't remember everybody at first, but the more times you come and meet me, the, you know, it's a higher likelihood that I remember you and that when you finally come to a Turning Point event, we can hang out, we can have a good time, hopefully in Tampa, hopefully in Phoenix and the women's leadership summer. I'm not allowed to go to that, so you're not gonna be able to see me there. But give yourselves a round of applause. Thank you guys so much for being here. Give it up for Turning Point USA for putting this on. I know it was a lot of hard work. And thank you to the volunteers for volunteering. I truly appreciate that. And everybody, come on down. Let's get a picture. You guys need to say anything? Okay. Thank you guys so much for watching the episode tonight. Always remember to support our great sponsor, Soldier Fuel. You can get it on Amazon.com go to soldierfield.com challenge and upload yourself drinking Soldier Fuel. 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Podcast: Real America’s Voice
Host: Alex Stein (iHeartPodcasts)
Date: April 9, 2026
Location: Oklahoma State University, live event with Turning Point USA
In this raucous and provocative After Hours episode, comedian and commentator Alex Stein brings his brand of uncensored satire and political commentary to a live audience at Oklahoma State University, in partnership with Turning Point USA. Stein aims to challenge mainstream narratives, encourage students to "be unapologetically themselves," and mixes humor with pointed takes on current culture, politics, and youth life. In trademark style, he navigates topics ranging from cancel culture and identity politics to personal stories, viral stunts, and audience Q&A, all steeped in his signature irreverence and push-the-envelope tone.
"If it doesn’t train your amygdala, you don’t actually learn it... I’m a little worried when that comes to our doctors and lawyers that are cheating to get through college." (05:07)
"Because they label me conservative, they think that I'm anti lgbtq, which that is impossible because I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan. So obviously, I have a lot of gay pride." (06:30)
“Immigration without assimilation is an invasion. And that really is currently happening...” (07:30)
"Donald Trump tried to outlaw transgenders in the military, which to me is very stupid, because I think transgenders would make great soldiers. First reason, they're mean as hell and who are some nice soldier..." (09:25)
“They said, 'We’ve never had a black host...we don't want to glamorize gun violence.'... If anything, we do need to glamorize guns because the Second Amendment is arguably the most important amendment.” (12:30)
"Idolizing a politician is like thinking the stripper actually likes you." (15:38)
“Once you get the degree, nobody’s looking at your GPA...it’s really more about the connections you make.” (15:50)
Describes “culture jamming” as using absurdity to expose cultural contradictions.
“This is what I need to do…culture jam…take the most absurd parts of our culture and jam in people’s faces in public settings…to try to expose the clown world that we live in.” (19:26)
Recalls going viral with city council rap about COVID vaccines and the “big booty Latina” incident involving AOC:
“Look at that booty on AOC. That’s my favorite big booty Latina.” (23:30)
"Be unapologetically yourselves. Don’t worry about the opinions of strangers." (25:09, 31:23)
"Sometimes when one door closes, another one opens...when my parents got divorced...they fought for the dog, not me...I learned something being raised by a dog." (32:00)
“Just because a person is gay...they’re not all bad people...some of them are like Lindsey Graham and they deserve to be kicked out of conservative politics.”
“It’s not a one-size-fits-all situation...some gay people are okay, a lot not okay. Is that a fair answer?” (35:40)
“I don’t believe the 1969 through 1972 moon landing...They destroyed all the telemetry data, destroyed the original footage...for me, it was fake.” (48:43)
“We shouldn’t have monopolies...we need to do more to help independent farmers and not these corporations.” (53:45)
For listeners curious about contemporary right-of-center cultural satire, college campus activism, or the state of political comedy, this episode offers a full dose—uncensored, divisive, and unfiltered.