After Hours With Alex Stein - March 27th, 2026

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After Hours With Alex Stein (March 27th, 2026)

Episode Summary & Highlights

Overview

In this high-energy and irreverently satirical episode of "After Hours With Alex Stein" on Real America’s Voice, Alex Stein delivers his unfiltered take on what he considers the “backward” state of American priorities. With humor, sarcasm, and frequent jabs at politicians and the political establishment, Stein critiques U.S. involvement in the Iran war, the falling state of domestic infrastructure, the immigration system, and the mindset of American conservatism’s public figures. Key clips and viral moments are dissected, hot topics like the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse, TSA chaos, and the use of human remains as fertilizer are covered, and Stein never misses a chance for comic relief—even as he skewers major issues.

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Main Themes

• America First vs. Globalism: Stein rails against those who, in his view, betray “America First” principles—especially other conservatives and dual citizens.
• U.S. Foreign Policy (War in Iran): Strong criticism of prioritizing foreign wars over domestic issues; sarcasm at “victories” while infrastructure at home crumbles.
• Crumbling Infrastructure and Services: Bridges collapse, TSA lines grow, and yet, says Stein, all political energy is spent on foreign theaters.
• Immigration & Public Safety: Satirical riffs about immigrants, licensing, and road safety.
• Celebrity & Distraction: Lampoons how sports and internet personalities supplant real national conversations.
• Mockery of Political Correctness: Frequent sarcastic references to being a “Nazi,” “bigot,” or “racist” to mock outcry over his views.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Rant – “America First... Obviously?”

[04:34]

• Stein introduces his core argument: The U.S. should prioritize its citizens and domestic issues over policing the globe.
• He takes aim at those who criticize “America First” views, blasting “dual citizens” and highlighting Donald Trump’s promises of being a “peace president.”
• Quotes:

  "It is not our job to be the world police. America is about protecting Americans, not protecting foreign citizens of countries that probably don't even care about our best interests." (Alex Stein, 05:30)

2. The Prager/Boreing Debate – Is “America First” Immoral?

[07:22 – 09:17]

• Clip: Jeremy Boreing and Dennis Prager debate loyalty, with Prager arguing that “only loyalty to Americans” isn’t virtuous or honest.
• Quotes:

  "I'm not America first. I'm morality first. What is good and then what is true are my first." (Jeremy Boreing, 09:17) "I don't even think it would be good if it were true, and it very plainly isn't." (Dennis Prager, 08:52)

• Stein’s Reaction: Outrage at established conservatives for (in his view) abandoning patriotism for vague “globalist” morality.

3. Israel, Iran, and MAGA: Loyalty Debates & War

[10:00]

• Stein accuses Prager and Boreing of wanting war “because they’re more worried about foreign countries than Americans.”
• Argues elites, protected by wealth, don’t face reality of everyday U.S. struggles.
• Dismisses critique that loyalty can’t be divided:

  "The dishonesty from Jeremy Boreing as if Tucker can't be loyal to his family and loyal to his employees while being loyal to America at the same time..." (Alex Stein, 10:30)

4. Viral Clip – Adam Sosnik vs. Dave Smith on Iran

[12:15–14:05]

• Features a combative debate segment, mocking Sosnik for “bumbling” performance.
• Stein connects Neocon strategies to the Project for a New American Century, charges current wars benefit Israel's security over U.S. prosperity.

5. Boots on the Ground in Iran – Sarcastic “Good News”

[19:18 – 25:56]

• CNN clip confirms U.S. ground presence ready in Iran.
• Stein applies sarcasm, acting “celebratory” about escalation:

  "Now, this is great news. We're finally going to go and knock out Iran...and this war is going to be over very soon. So I'm very excited for that..." (Alex Stein, 21:05)

• Celebrates negative effects on other countries—like Indian gas shortages—mocking global suffering as American “win.”

6. Baltimore Bridge Collapse & U.S. Infrastructure Neglect

[25:26–25:56]

• Coverage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster, sarcastic commentary on lack of progress in repairs.
• Criticizes allocation of funds to war over basic services:

  "Our infrastructure is crumbling here in America, but thankfully we're going to spend 200 billion more dollars to go fight these Iranians..." (Alex Stein, 25:56)

7. TSA Chaos & U.S. Travel Woes

[33:28–37:17]

• Stein laments how air travel has devolved into a “nightmare”—airport lines resemble camping trips.
• Sarcastically blames Iran conflict for funding shortages; finds “silver lining” in misery:

  "If you're single, you might get lucky and there might be a pretty girl next to you and you got six hours to riz her up. So we got to look at the glass half full." (Alex Stein, 37:17)

8. Immigration, Trucker Licensing, and Road Safety

[41:33–42:58]

• Reports on truck drivers unable to read road signs due to language barriers.
• Satirical approach: “Don’t be a Nazi,” be glad for global society and imported labor, even if it means unsafe roads.
• Quotes:

  "Personally, I don't think it's a big deal that these truck drivers can't read a stop sign. I mean, who wants to stop at a stop sign?" (Alex Stein, 42:58)

9. Fertilizer Crisis & Human Remains as Solution

[50:13–52:29]

• Solution to closed Strait of Hormuz? Stein commends Oklahoma’s supposed move to use human “poop and dead bodies” as fertilizer.
• More sarcasm:

  "Wouldn't you rather eat something made with human poop than cow poop?" (Alex Stein, 50:46)

10. Gavin Newsom & California’s “Exemplary” Leadership

[52:29–54:52]

• Satire peaks: Stein “celebrates” Newsom letting murderers out of jail and leading California into the election as a model for America.
• Quotes:

  "I'm happy the murderers are getting out of jail in California. And those are going to be the guys that go and help Gavin Newsom win an election..." (Alex Stein, 54:52)

11. Distractions: Logan Paul Drama & Media Focus

[59:16–60:15]

• Show closes with Logan Paul’s apology to Jalen Hurts over a flag football scuffle.
• Stein lampoons how sports drama and online personalities become bigger news than U.S. crises.
• Quotes:

  "Don't worry about all the good things that are happening in our country. Let's worry about Iran and Logan Paul. That's what they want us to be focused on." (Alex Stein, 60:15)

12. Closing Thoughts

[60:57–end]

• Reminds audience of upcoming CPAC event.
• Final summary of episode’s core idea:

  "What is most important is that you put your loyalties to foreign countries over America. That's the lesson that we learned in this episode. Dennis Prager said it best. You're a Nazi, you're a bigot, you're a xenophobe if you're loyal to America over the rest of the world." (Alex Stein, 55:45)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Highlight | |------------|--------------------|-----------------| | 05:30 | Alex Stein | “It is not our job to be the world police.”| | 09:17 | Jeremy Boreing | “I'm not America first. I'm morality first.”| | 21:05 | Alex Stein | “Now, this is great news. We're finally going to go and knock out Iran... So I'm very excited for that...”| | 25:56 | Alex Stein | “Our infrastructure is crumbling here in America, but thankfully we're going to spend 200 billion more dollars to go fight these Iranians...”| | 37:17 | Alex Stein | “If you're single, you might get lucky...so we've got to look at the glass half full.”| | 42:58 | Alex Stein | “Who wants to stop at a stop sign? And luckily, they still know colors...”| | 50:46 | Alex Stein | “Wouldn't you rather eat something made with human poop than cow poop?”| | 54:52 | Alex Stein | “I'm happy the murderers are getting out of jail in California. And those are going to be the guys that go and help Gavin Newsom win an election...”| | 60:15 | Alex Stein | “Don't worry about all the good things that are happening in our country. Let's worry about Iran and Logan Paul...”|

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Structure & Flow

• The episode uses heavily sarcastic, sometimes mocking language to highlight what Stein sees as irrational American priorities.
• Major political and social issues are filtered through satirical rants, with news and viral clips featured throughout.
• Frequent shifting between serious criticism (war, infrastructure, immigration) and comedic tangents (flag football drama, “human poop” fertilizer).
• Promos, events, and music callouts maintain the channel’s brand tone and community focus.

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For Listeners

If you haven’t heard the episode:
Expect Alex Stein’s signature irreverent, satirical commentary targeting both left and right. He spotlights perceived hypocrisies, especially the disconnect between U.S. foreign adventures and domestic neglect, lampooning establishment views and using hyperbole for comedic (and political) effect.

Key Takeaway:
The moral: “America first” is mocked, debated, and ultimately defended from multiple satirical angles, with Stein warning that misplaced priorities and “globalist” thinking are eroding national well-being.

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Note: Timestamps refer to the episode's original audio.

Transcript

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[Alex Stein]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to After Hours with Alex Stein right here on Real America's Voice. Tonight, we got a great episode for you. But, you know, we got to talk about people that don't want to put America first. Now, I'm an American born and raised here in this great country, and I feel like the domestic issues that are facing our country are a lot, to say the least. I mean, we got issues with tsa. We got issues with legal immigrants. We have an affordability crisis. People can't afford to own a home. And I would say that Americans right now are struggling. I think that that's just a fact. But what makes me most upset are. Are the people that get mad at Americans for putting America first. And yes, I think it is most important as an American citizen to be loyal to the country that you live in and that you were Born in. So I am most loyal to the United States of America. I don't think that that is a stretch of the imagination to think that's how most Americans should feel about this country. But sadly we're currently in a war because people would rather put a foreign country's interests ahead of American citizens interests. Donald Trump campaigned on being the peace president and starting no more wars. Well, it looks like we're in a big war that is having a lot of financial repercussions in the global market and luckily it hasn't hurt Americans so far. But the reason that it's frustrating is because it is not our job to be the world police. America is about protecting Americans, not protecting foreign citizens of countries that probably don't even care about our best interests because they put their own interest before ours like every normal country in the world. So I want to play this clip of Jeremy Boring and Dennis Prager talking in a manner that seems to be the most absurd ideological take that I have ever heard by getting mad at Americans like my biological stepfather Tucker Carlson for being loyal to America over foreign countries. I'm sick of dual citizens telling us that we have to be loyal to other countries that don't care about America. We have enough problems here to worry about that. We do not have to worry about the entire globe's problems. That's a very simple concept to understand, but according to Jeremy Boring and Dennis Prager, and Dennis Prager is an icon in the conservative movement, they think that is a bad thing, which to me I think is absolutely ridiculous. So let's play this clip of Dennis Prager and Jeremy Boring getting mad at Americans for putting America first.

[Jeremy Boreing]

Just yesterday he said that is only loyalty. Now notice he used the word only his only or not first. His only loyalty is to the American people. Why is that noble? Why is that Christian? That's your only loyalty? I, I, I just don't get it. It's a try a tribal based morality that I don't relate to.

[Dennis Prager]

It's not even a truthful statement. I mean, I don't know Tucker Carlson on a personal level. I, as an observer though he certainly has other loyalties than just to the American people. He's, he's expressed additional loyalties. He said he has loyalty to the United States, which presumably is different than the people. He's obviously got loyalty to his family, one would assume to his brother very publicly, very obviously. I know people who've worked for him both at Fox and, and at his network. When he first started the Tucker Carlson Network he hired a bunch of Daily Wire and former Daily Wire employees. And by all accounts, he shows great loyalty to the people who work for him. So it's not his only loyalty.

[Alex Stein]

And.

[Dennis Prager]

And I don't know why it would be good if it were his only loyalty. Like you, I'm not even altogether sure what that means or why it would be virtuous for that to be your only loyalty. But presumably one wouldn't say it unless they at least thought that it sounds like something that would be good if it were true. I don't even think it would be good if it were true, and it very plainly isn't.

[Jeremy Boreing]

Well, isn't that the same as saying my country, right or wrong? I. I gave a brief statement to the Prageru team about a week ago, and I said, You know, I'm not America first. I'm morality first. What is good and then what is true are my first.

[Alex Stein]

I mean, just listen to Dennis Prager saying that he's not America first. And these are the people that wanted to drag us into this war in Iran because they're more worried about foreign countries than they are about Americans that are struggling. And that's easy for Dennis Prager and Jeremy Boring to say, because they're multimillionaires. They don't have the same struggles that a normal American citizen has. But yes, it is better to be loyal to the country that you're from and live in. And even when we have a bunch of illegal immigrants, I hope they're more loyal to our country and actually paying taxes, because I pay a lot of money in taxes and I want those tax dollars to benefit American citizens, not to go fight wars and bomb schools full of children. But that concept is too hard for these people to understand. And the dishonesty from Jeremy Boreing as if Tucker can't be loyal to his family and loyal to his employees while being loyal to America at the same time. When we talk about Tucker Carlson, he's not saying that he's not loyal to people within his life. He's talking about the loyalty that you have for the place that you were born and live in over being loyal to foreign countries. It is such a simple concept to understand. And they're being so disingenuous when they go there and try to virtue signal. It sounds like something a libtard would say, because that's what libtards do. They say, oh, well, Venezuela's bad, Cuba's bad. Let's import them all up to America. Well, I don't want to put America last. I want to put America first. And you heard Dennis Prager say, I'm not America first. That should upset people. We have one country that we need to focus on, and it's the United States of America. We don't need to go out there and be the morality police for a bunch of other countries that have a bunch of other problems that we can't solve. It is such a simple concept. And then on top of that, there's another viral clip of my friend Adam Sosnik and Dave Smith, friends with both of them, trying to debate about the Iran war. And I think Adam Sosnik looks like a bumbling, stumbling buffoon in this clip debating a guy that is way out of his league. So let's play the clip of Adam and Dave debating on Piers Morgan.

[Adam Sosnik]

1% of Americans vote for your people. Dave, why don't you run for something? Why don't you stand for something? You stand for nothing.

[Alex Stein]

Okay, can I respond again? This is the level.

[Adam Sosnik]

Let me tell them. No, no, here we go. I'm going to tell you a story, Dave, and then you can respond because this is where I lost respect for you as a debater, because I was like, oh, this guy Dave, he actually knows some stuff. He's doing his thing. And then you showed up on Coleman Hugh podcast. Pierce, do you know who Coleman Hughes is?

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[Alex Stein]

He's been on the show. I've been on the show with him.

[Adam Sosnik]

Perfect. Perfect. That's this guy right here. Just in case it doesn't see.

[Alex Stein]

But what is the point you're making?

[Adam Sosnik]

I watched this podcast. The point is this. Dave gets out there and he tries to bully people and say that he's so smart. He reads a lot, a lot of books. Good for you, Dave. But what happens when you read it to somebody, Run into somebody who's way smarter and bully's the bully. I remember growing up in this town of Miami, so there was this kid that used to pick on all the kids that we were to school with. And one day some new kid showed up and he goes, oh, yeah? Yeah, let's go, buddy. Let's do this. And the bully goes, oh, what do you mean? What do you want to do? And he goes, oh, yeah, you want to fight everybody? You want to take everybody's lunch? Let's go. And the new kid beat the crap out of the bully. And here's what happened with Dave. He's out there just doing his little podcast thing, debating, like you said, Ben Shapiro, 19 year olds. And then all of a sudden, this whole conversation about Wesley Clark and I saw him on your podcast about a week ago, Pierce, and this memo. Here you go, Dave. Remember this memo from Wesley Clark that you used to cite? Everything that you used to cite? Yeah. That is adorable because your whole. When do I get to respond based on some memo? Well, I'm starting. I'm not quite sure what Adam, I'm not quite sure.

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What is the point you're making?

[Adam Sosnik]

The point is this. Dave has zero credibility at this point. Dave has zero credibility.

[Alex Stein]

You don't really get to decide.

[Adam Sosnik]

And he ran.

[Alex Stein]

Adam Saucy just crashed out on Piers Morgan and didn't make one coherent point talking about bullies and bullying. The memo that he's referencing was the Project for New American Century that talked about how America needs to go destabilize the seven biggest threats to Israel and America in the Middle East. And that is what is happening. The last domino to fall is Iran. So we are in a world war because of that plan that was put in place before 2001. It's a very simple concept to understand, but Adam Sosnik is more worried about the country of Israel being safe than he is about Americans being safe here in America. It is such an easy concept to understand. America first means putting that. Putting our country before anybody else's. And that's not tribalistic. And if it is, well, yeah, that's what part of being a tribe is. You're in a group of people that support you and that have your back. Sometimes being in a tribe is good, but now you have people that have infected the MAGA movement and taken it over and have a globalist mindset. Well, I'm against the globalists. I don't want to live in a global society where we have one currency and one ruler. That's what these people want. At the end of the day, they want us to become globalists that worry about the world's problems instead of addressing the problems that we have here in America. It's a very simple concept to understand. All right, guys. Coming up next, we got more drama at the airports and the Francis Key Scott bridge in Baltimore has still not been rebuilt, but luckily we're getting $200 billion to go bomb some more people in Iran. We're talking about it up.

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Welcome back to AFTER HOURS with Alex Stein on your favorite channel, Real America's Voice. Now, we got some great news, really good news out of cnn, you know, terrible news network. But it looks like the war is going in the right direction because we are putting boots on the ground finally. You know, I've been waiting for boots on the ground. I'm ready to get in there and just end this thing. Even though Donald Trump has said that we've won this war about eight different times, it looks like we're going to actually finally win, win this war, which I'm so excited about. So let's play this clip of CNN announcing boots on the ground are dropping right now in the Middle East.

[News Reporter]

Well, Audie, whatever the president ultimately decides about a ground operation in Iran, all the pieces are now in the region to carry one out. And it's not just the thousand paratroopers. You have Marines deployed to the region and then all the forces, the air transport, etc. That one would require to put troops on the ground, whether that be you've heard the discussion of Kharg island, which is so central to Iran's energy industry, or perhaps along the shores of the Strait of Hormuz to secure the Strait of Hormuz. We don't know. And ultimately it's up to the president, but at least the pieces are in place. So we're left in a situation not unlike where we were four weeks ago before the start of the war, where you have two tracks at the same time. You have diplomatic discussions with Iran or at least now laying the groundwork for those discussions with an enormous military buildup. We saw what happened four weeks ago. The president chose the military option, saying that the talks weren't going anywhere.

[Alex Stein]

Now, this is great news. We're finally going to go and knock out Iran. Even though we've knocked out most of their military infrastructure, they're still able to keep the Strait of Hormuz, Hormuz closed. But now we're putting boots on the ground. We're about to knock them out. And this war is going to be over very soon. So I'm very Excited for that because we've been, you know, waiting to do this. We should have done it at the beginning. We need as many boots on the ground as possible. I know Dennis Prager and Jeremy Boreing are going to be excited about that. So I'm excited for all of us Servicemen and women to go to Iran and fight these Iranians on the ground. Because, you know what? Dropping bombs on them from airplanes, that's only so effective. We need to really get in there, take Carg island and take the Hormuz. Because I know that the global recession that is facing a lot of foreign countries, it's bad, and it needs to end. But for me, I kind of like the global recession for some of these countries because I am America first. And I really don't even care if these other countries are struggling right now, because like I said, we have our own problems. Sometimes it's nice to have some other countries have to go through these problems because I know all these other countries that got it a okay, they're doing just fine. So I want to play this clip out of India where it looks like they're running out of gas because, you know, some of our, you know, shenanigans in the Middle East. And I'll be honest, if this war makes it so India can't have gas. And I hope this war never ends. And I'm not even kidding, because watch this clip of these guys queuing for gas. This looks so awesome. And this is what they get for doing all their H1B visa scams and, you know, basically stealing American jobs now. We stole your oil. You stole our jobs. We stole your oil. This is what I like to see. And this is a good side effect of this war. Let's play the clip. Praise the Lord. America's energy independent. Thank goodness we don't have to worry about that. We're gonna gas for months and years and not have to be in a long line like that. So that's what you get, India. When you mess with the bull, you get the horns. You imported all your people to America, and now you don't have any gas. So this is awesome. Like I just said, I hope this war never ends. I could care less if they don't even get to drive their cars and pollute their country. That's their problem. Luckily, I'm an isolationist. I'm an American firster, so I'm only worried about putting gas in my gas tank. And we know since America is energy independent, none of the global recession facing, you know, all of these citizens In India and Asia and Australia. None of that is our problem. So America is doing a okay when it comes to the energy crisis facing all of these foreigners. And you know, I think this is actually one of the best side effects of this war is the fact that other people don't have gas. We don't have to worry about it. Not my problem. Not going to worry about it. So I'm so happy that we got boots on the ground to continue this fight and to continue to make gas prices skyrocket for all these foreign countries while we just drill in Pennsylvania, we just drill in Alaska. Drill, baby, drill. The pimp on a blimp is feeling good because America is a safe, secure well, not that safe, but it's a secure country and we got enough oil and gas to last a long time. We got millions in the reserve. So money in the bank, shorty, what you drank, and that's gasoline. But India, you're running low. I don't know what you're gonna do. Not my problem. Not worried about it. But I do want to talk about another thing that is facing Americans is that we not only need gas for our cars, we also need roads. That's a big one. You know, it's hard to drive a car without a road to drive it on. But in Baltimore, we recently had a terrible tragedy where a boat struck the Francis Key Scott Bridge in Baltimore, right next to Washington D.C. the United States Capitol. And it was a big. It was an absolute tragedy. Let's play a little clip of it to remind you guys what happened.

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[Alex Stein]

Well, guys, you know, our infrastructure is crumbling here in America, but thankfully we're going to spend 200 billion more dollars to go fight these Iranians so they don't have nuclear weapons. I know that is a much more pressing issue than us having roads that work. But what's so crazy about this is this happened a long time ago. And check out the progress that they've made outside of Washington D.C. literally the capital of the United States of America. Looks like we have not made very much progress. Let's check it out. You Know, who cares about that bridge? We didn't even need it anyway. It's not like that we need to drive to work or anything or go on vacation or travel or do anything. What is most important is that we use our tax dollars to go take out terrorists 8,000 miles away. I know you agree with me. And if you don't agree with me, you're a racist, you're a bigot, you're a xenophobe, and you're a Tucker Carlson fan. And that is disgusting. So I really just want to emphasize that America is doing a. Okay, Even though our roads are collapsing, even though we can't rebuild them after they collapse, it doesn't matter. What matters most to American citizens is that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. Even though they didn't have nuclear weapons before the war started. But that's not important. What is important is that Americans don't need to go to work and you need to stay at home and do a work from home job. That easy. Okay? Don't drive into work. Duh. And look at India. It could be much worse. It could be like a three hour wait at the gas station. So I'd say we're doing pretty good here in America and that I think it is our best interest to go and getting people's business all across the globe. That is probably what is most important. Because it seems like even though things aren't great here, it's still better than it is in India. It's still better than it is in Tehran, Iran. So we need to go send our troops there and take out as many Iranians as possible because it's their fault that our bridges are collapsing. It's Iran's fault that we can't rebuild our roads. It's Iran's fault that we're having a mass immigration problem. It's all Iran's fault. So the solution to our problems is more boots on the ground. And I'm so thankful that we finally have an administration that is putting America first by sending young men and women to go fight an enemy that has an army of 900,000 people that are willing to die. Because in their culture, being a martyr is one of the highest honors that you can do. And dying in a war to them means that they get 72 virgins in their weird heaven. So it seems like an opponent that's going to be really easy to beat. Am I right? Am I right? As a matter of fact, you've already beat them eight different times. So this is the America that I love so much. This is what I voted for, whether you like it or not. Deal with it. Don't be a libtard on cnn, you know, complaining like Donald Trump is making mistakes. Donald Trump has never made a mistake in his entire life. Okay, let's not act like he's ever made a mistake because he hasn't. The guy's the world's greatest president. He's the world's greatest leader. And just because people are facing an energy crisis all around the world while we're doing just fine, that's not our problem, that's their problem. Pretty simple concept to understand. All right guys, coming up next, we got to talk about the long lines that are continuing to happen from the TSA shutting down. I wonder why the conservatives can't get anything across the finish line and help out the TSA workers. Maybe it's because the politicians don't care about us and they only care about the special interest groups that donate to them. No, that can't be it. No, they care about us. That's right. The politicians care about us. We'll get into it now. Next,

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[Alex Stein]

Thank you guys so much for watching After Hours with Alex Stein right here on Real America's Voice. Now I'm a big time traveler. I'm the pimp on a blimp. But sometimes my blimp is in the shop and I have to go fly on airplanes and just be real. Flying has become a real pain in the derriere. It used to be a luxury, but now it is basically a nightmare. You see these lines of people queuing for hours and hours because we have a TSA that's not getting paid because our politicians don't want to just put in simple legislation that actually helps them. And what's crazy is that we have the Senate majority and we have the majority in Congress, but we still can't get anything passed. I wonder why that is. Well, maybe it's because these politicians are focused on the Iran war. I don't know. Maybe they're not focused on the Iran war. But I'll tell you this much. I'm happy that we have boots on the ground. I'm happy that their planes are landing on time and that they don't have to go through gsa. That is the most important thing. But unlucky for me is that I'm flying to Atlanta airport next Wednesday and I'm sweating bullets because some of the lines that you're seeing online are absolutely unbelievable. And it's gotten so bad in Houston, Texas, right near me, I'm in Dallas. People are going to the airport early and sleeping in line. Yes, people have now moved into the airports in order to make their flight on time. I say it every episode. Reality, Stranger than fiction. Watch this clip of a bunch of people sleeping in the TSA line at Houston International Airport. Your flight is now ready for boarding. You know what's going to fix these long lines? Another $200 billion to go fight the war in Iran. Am I right? Am I right? I know I'm right. Because that's really what is most important. Forget about all of these people that have to go to funerals, that have to travel for work or God forbid they make enough money where they have a little extra left over to go on a family vacation. That's not important because they've only worked all year long just to save up enough to go on that trip to New York City or Florida or wherever they want to go. Cancun or Canada, who knows? I don't know why they'd go Canada to Canada. But I'm so thankful that America's priorities are in the right order and that is going and sending our troops to Iran. Because who really at the end of the day wants to travel? I hate that I have to travel. Yes, I'm going to have to sleep at the airport this week. But I mean, I'm kind of looking forward to it because it's short term pain for long term gain. And speaking of long, look how long these lines are in this clip from Houston.

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[Alex Stein]

I know you're thinking I would be so mad if I had to wait in line for six hours. But let's look at the positive. You get to be in line with your line, mate, you might make a new friend. If you're single, you might get lucky and there might be a pretty girl next to you and you got six hours to riz her up. So we got to look at the glass half full. This situation, yes, I know, can be a little annoying. But this is what they keep saying on the Internet and on TV is a little short term pain is worth it for the long term gain. And you know, I know it's our elected politicians that can't pass legislation that will get the TSA funded, but I still blame this on Iran because the thought of them having nuclear weapons is what is most important when it comes to what American citizens worry about the most. It's obvious. And if you don't worry about Iran's nuclear capabilities over wanting to travel freely and arrive places on time and not mix your non refundable flight on spirit airlines, if that is more important to you traveling for work, then you are a racist, you are a bigot, you're a xenophobe and you're a Nazi. So don't be a Nazi. When you get in a long line, be happy that you get to wait in a long line. And at least the planes have gas. In India, their planes don't even have gas. They can't even get to a plane. Their airports are shut down. So at least our airports are open. Look at the positive side of things. That's what I try to do. I look at life through a positive lens and I just ignore the crumbling infrastructure. I ignore all the warning signs that we could have seen before we started this conflict in Iran. And I ignore it. And I just live my life with blinders on focusing on what is most important, the fact that Iran should not have nuclear capabilities. Even though they didn't have nuclear capabilities, but they did have uranium which was enriched to 60%, which still put them on track to be over a year away from having a nuclear weapon. But that's neither here nor there. They almost bombed Diego Garcia even though Iran said that they didn't launch that missile. But you know Iran lies. But you know who's never lied? The American government. They've never lied. Except for when they did the Gulf of Tonkin and did a false flag attack to get us into the Vietnam War and kill thousands and thousands of American citizens. Other than that time, America has never lied. Except for the Tuskegee syphilis experiment where they gave a bunch of American citizens syphilis under the guise of giving them health care. And then when they actually had a cure for syphilis, they didn't give them the cure. But America has never lied to us. Except for when they Made us get a vaccine that causes no side effects whatsoever that's safe and effective. Yeah. So America has never lied. It's always Iran that's lied. Remember that. If you're watching this, whatever the government tells you is the truth. Why would they have any incentive to lie to us American people? Doesn't make sense. So whatever any administration says, believe them. And if you try to debate that, if you don't believe them, then you're a Nazi. Okay? And you're a murderer. Or your murderer adjacent, which is just as bad in my opinion. But I guess, you know, we got long lines. At least we can drive places, right? That's good. The roads are open. The roads are wide open except for the Francis Scott Key Bridge. That's closed and that hasn't been rebuilt yet. But there is a good thing that's happening. The illegal immigrants that are coming to this country are getting driver's licenses and now they are driving semi trucks that are thousands and thousands of pounds and extremely dangerous. And guess what? They can't even read the road signs. But don't be a racist and bigot and call that out because reading is hard. I mean, if you look at the test scores in Chicago elementary schools, most fifth graders can't read. So let's not be a racist, bigot, Nazi and get mad at people for not being able to read. Don't be like that. You need to take a chill pill. It's fine that we have a bunch of drivers on the road that can't speak English, that can't read, because that is America first. We don't, we don't want to be immoral. We don't want to be immoral. We gotta be, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta be a moral country and we gotta let all these illegals in our country and we gotta let them drive civilization semi trucks that are thousands and thousands of pounds, multiple tons. And guess what? They can't read. So what? You probably can't either if you're a fifth grader in Chicago, Illinois. Let's play this clip.

[News Segment Reporter]

Dot tells me thousands of truckers have been taken out of service nationwide for failing safety inspecting. But some companies just rack up the violations bill and then they change their name. They're called chameleon carriers. So the Trump administration's going after enforcing existence existing laws. Like what? Well, speaking English. It's a requirement for truckers. Police say many cannot read basic road signs or speak the language. Something we saw firsthand. Watch this.

[News Reporter]

How good is your English?

[Alex Stein]

Can you speak any English?

[News Segment Reporter]

Okay, so didn't speak English. He said this trucker failed the test. He was taken out of service right away. He didn't know what the road signs meant. You might think, what's the big deal? They're just behind a big rig. Why do they need to speak English? What would you say to that?

[Alex Stein]

I would say, number one, it's. It's the law. It's been the law for a long period of time that it's a safety issue. If there was a crash or something like that, I would want to make sure that that driver would know how to respond, slow down for upcoming driving traffic or a crash that has happened ahead.

[News Segment Reporter]

And that's what was most shocking to me, just that they didn't know what the roadsides meant, like, no U turn wrong way. Like, they. They didn't have a clue. And the troopers that we talked to out here, Bill for Highway patrol said it's half of the truckers that come through their way stations that they say don't speak English. So it's something we're going to keep an eye on.

[Alex Stein]

Though personally, I don't think it's a big deal that these truck drivers can't read a stop sign. I mean, who wants to stop at a stop sign? And luckily, they still know colors. They know red means stop, they know green. Why do they need to know how to read a U turn sign? And yes, they've caused a lot of fatal accidents, and fatal accidents have risen since we've imported, you know, half of the Middle east and India to our country. But that is what it's all about. Because we don't want to be immoral. We don't want to be immoral. We don't want to be America first. We have to be a global society, and we have to let people that aren't even qualified to drive these trucks drive because we don't want to be racist and we don't want to be a Nazi. So if you watch that clip and you get mad about that, the fact that these people are driving these big rigs and don't even know the most simple driving rules, don't be like that. Jeremy Boring says, you don't need to be loyal to this country. You need to be loyal to India, you need to be loyal to Israel, you need to be loyal to Iran. That is what is most important. Dennis Prager said, if you're not loyal to more foreign countries, then you're immoral. So this is. This is a good thing. This is a good thing. Don't worry. Yes, the Chances of you getting smashed by an 18 wheeler has risen significantly in the last few years. But don't worry. Yes, the likelihood of a bridge collapsing that you're driving on is probably much higher. Don't worry. The only thing that matters is that Iran does not have nuclear capabilities. Don't be a panic, kid. No time to panic. Everything's a okay here. We got a bunch of drivers that don't know how to read stop signs. We got school children that don't know how to read books. And we have $200 billion that are going to fund bombs to blow up schools instead of paying our TSA agents. So things are going great. I'm sick of you guys coming after me being panic ins. I'm happy with the way things are. I'm the pimp on a blimp. I'm Primetime 99. I mean, I couldn't be better. Right now I'm about to go eat at Chili's. They got a 1099, three for me. You get a soda, you get a burger, and you get chips and salsa. So I'm going to have some. Some gratitude for the good things in life. Now if Chili's went out of business, then I wouldn't be freaking out. But luckily this country was built on cheap fast food. And that's why McDonald's helped elect the world's greatest president, Donald Trump and called out Kamala Harris for lying and committing stolen McVowor when she lied about her time in McDonald's. So guys, don't worry. Our grocery stores are still full. Yes, the ones in India and Australia are empty. But that's not our problem, right? We don't worry about them eating. They're eating enough. I mean, maybe that could happen to us because we're not being able to get any of the soil and fertilizer out of the Hormuz Strait. And now farmers are struggling on what to do because they don't know how they're going to grow their crops. But that's just kick the can down the road. Luckily, our food's so processed that it lasts years. It'll last years. So I'm just telling you everything is a okay here in America. Let's go worry about other countries problems and go solve them them. That's what's most important. All right, guys, coming up next, we're going to discuss Logan Paul apologizing. And speaking of fertilizer, now they're putting human poop and human bodies in it. That's going to make the food taste good.

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[Alex Stein]

Thank you guys so much for joining us this evening right here on Real America's Voice. You're watching After Hours with Alex Stein. And I know that a lot of people are worried and nervous about the future, but I'm going to tell you, the future's a. Okay. We talked about in the last segment about how the Strait of Hormuz is responsible for one third of the world's fertilizer because of the chemicals that they produce in that region are very important for farmers not only in America, but across the world. And I know people are upset right now that the Strait of Hormuz is closed. But don't worry, we got boots on the ground. We're about to go take over the strait very easily. Just like we've been dominating this entire war. It's going to be easy peasy. Japanese easy. Well, like Pearl Harbor. Well, hopefully not like that, but you know what I mean. It's gonna be easy and we're gonna get the strait open. But right now, sadly, the strait is still closed to all foreign ships other than China. And so right now, farmers are worried about where they're gonna get the fertilizer to grow our food. But luckily, the great state of Oklahoma just north of me here in Dallas, has come up with a solution. That's right. They have voted on putting human remains and human excrement and using it as fertilizer that they produce here in America. So we can still grow our food. And to me, that sounds delicious. Nothing like some human poop. I mean, it's cow poop anyway. And if we have to judge poop, wouldn't you rather eat something made with human poop than gal poop? If we're just, you know, calling balls and strikes? It sounds gross, but come on, you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet. This is. This is the reality of the world we live in. I mean, you got to have dirt to be able to grow food. And luckily, they are passing some important legislation where human remains and human excrement can be used in our process. Our process, you know, of fertilizer here in America. Let's just watch this clip. Thank you, Mr. Speaker. Representative, I just gotta ask. Do you believe. Do you really believe that human. Human remains, or even my favorite subject, human poop, are okay as compost or fertilizer?

[Jeremy Boreing]

Do you really believe that in this situation? Yes.

[Alex Stein]

That's good. That's really good. I want to put dead bodies in their poop and grow food from that. That sounds awesome. So tough times call for outside the box thinking. So I want to give a big shout out to all of the politicians in Oklahoma for coming up with a solution for the Strait of Hormuz closing by making it so we can still grow food by putting human dead bodies in the soil. I love it. It's brilliant. If you don't like it, you're a Nazi. You're immoral. So don't be like that. Don't be a panicking. Everything's a. Okay. We're not able to get our dirt from the Strait of Hormuz. We can just use all the dead bodies that we have here in America that are getting hit by Indian truckers that don't know how to read roadsides and road signs. And we can just use those dead bodies in the fertilizer, and then you can go eat your McDonald's french fries. Because we got to grow potatoes, right? So we got to put them in the soil because they grow underground. So talk about some good soil having some good American poop to make sure that those McDonald's fries have a little bit of extra when you bite into them. So get your ketchup ready. We're going to have some human poop potatoes, and they're going to taste way better than that Iranian poop potatoes that we get from the Strait of Hormuz. Now, I want to talk about the state of California. To me, it's a horrible state. It's mismanaged. And they've had a leader named Gavin Newsom in charge for a long time. And Gavin Newsom is positioning himself to be the Democratic nominee for the Libtards in the upcoming 2028 election. And I would think, based on his resume of destroying the state of California, that he would have no chance in hell of actually winning the election. But there was a shocking clip coming from investigative journalist Nick Shirley where he asked the citizens if they're excited to vote for Gavin Newsom. And they had an answer that is kind of shocking. And I guess I'll just tell you a little bit then. We're going to play the clip. One of the people that he asked says, yes, I'm happy that Gavin Newsom is going to be running for president because Gavin Newsom helped him get out of jail. Isn't that awesome? I can't wait for a president that lets criminals out of jail and illegal aliens drive cars on roads that they can't read the road sign. That sounds awesome. Let's play the clip. Let's vote for Gavin Newsom in 2028. I vote for him because he. He got me released coming home from a life sentence. Really?

[Dennis Prager]

Yeah.

[Alex Stein]

Wow. So he didn't hold me back. He didn't hold me back. He said, sign off saying I'm fit for society. So, yes, I would vote for Gavin Newsom. I would probably vote for Gavin Newsom too, if I were you then. And what he do for you then? Or like, what were you locked up for, if you don't mind me asking? I was locked up for murder, carjacking, robbery. That's good. That's good. I'm happy the murderers are getting out of jail in California. And those are gonna be the guys that go and help Gavin Newsom win an election by probably harvesting illegal ballots and, you know, stuffing the ballot box with a bunch of fake ballots or maybe real ballots. I don't know. I mean, California is so screwed up. The fact that he is going to probably be the nominee just shows you that Americans really don't even care about America because maybe it's a bunch of illegals that are influencing our election. And yes, we probably should tell Donald Trump that he should deport more illegals so they don't affect future elections. But what is most important is that we send $200 billion to go fight a war with Iran, because it seems like everything's a okay here in America. We have a guy, the front runner for the Libtards, and he's letting murderers out. But at least if you're a truck driver and you can't read a road sign and you murder somebody, Gavin Newsom is going to let you out of jail. That sounds like a good thing. It sounds like something we don't need to worry about. Sounds like something that's not a big issue. It's not an issue. To me, all this sounds a. Okay. As a matter of fact, I might go murder somebody and Gavin Newsom let me out of jail. That sounds good. Not on purpose murder somebody, but, you know, dwi, manslaughter. I'm in the club, I'm drinking tequila, vodka, you know, I might drive over somebody drunk. If I do it in California, I'm thankful for a person like Gavin that is going to let me out of jail. So that is the future that I want to live in. Doesn't that sound good? And everything's going good. Donald Trump's district, they recently had an election and in a predominantly conservative district, Liberal just won. So the midterms are going to be awesome. We're going to dominate the midterms. Even though we could lose a lot of them, it's still going to be a win at the end of the day. Why, you ask? Because Iran is not going to have nuclear weapons. So forget about everything else. Forget about the liberals are going to take the House and the Senate and potentially impeach Donald Trump. None of that matters. The only thing that matters is the fact that Iran does not have nuclear capabilities. Even though they didn't have nuclear capabilities, but they were potentially going to get it, and we nip that in the bud. Even though that they're saying in the negotiations they are now going to be more motivated to have it because they feel like they need the protection more than ever. But that's not important. What is important is that you put your loyalties to foreign countries over America. That's the lesson that we learned in this episode. Dennis Prager said it best. You're a Nazi, you're a bigot, you're a xenophobe. If you're loyal to America over the rest of the world. So if you are in that mindset that you want to be more loyal to foreign countries, that's the right mindset. If you're in the mindset that you should be loyal to the country that you're born in and that you pay all your tax dollars into, you're an idiot. Don't be like Tucker Carlson. Don't put your loyals to this country first. Put your loyals to other countries first. That's how we truly live in a society that is moral. You don't want to be an immoral Nazi. Do you? I don't. I'm not. I'm so happy about this war in Iran. I want it to never end. All right, now, forget about all the war drama. Forget about the fact that people can't even read road signs and they're somehow getting licenses. And forget about the fact that Gavin Newsom is just releasing murderers that are gonna go help him win an election that he's potentially gonna run very soon. You know what's important? Logan Paul. That's right. Logan Paul got a little bit of heat because he had some beef with Jalen Hurts. And that's what matters. Sports, sports. Ball, football. That's all that matters. College football, professional football, baseball, soccer. Don't worry about the problems that are facing American citizens at the airport. Don't worry about the fact that you can't afford a home. Don't worry about the fact that there's red dye in our food that is putting microplastics in your testicles, making it almost impossible to have a baby. Forget about that. Oh, and forget about the autism rates skyrocketing since the 1970s. None of that matters. The only thing that matters is what Logan Paul is doing on the Internet. Am I right? I'm right. Let's check out this clip of him apologizing to Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen.

[Logan Paul]

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for some of my actions in yesterday's flag football game. First, I want to apologize to the United States flag football team for taking Duchette's glasses off of his face and throwing them at the ground. That happened because after he scored a touchdown, he kind of got in my grill and said to me, welcome to flag football. Which upset me because it's comments like that that I just can't tolerate. Second, I'd like to apologize to Jalen Hurts for sacking you and later deflecting a pass that then got intercepted by my team, allowing us to score on the very next possession. If you get traded or your contract gets cut down, now we know why, and it's probably pretty embarrassing. So I am sorry. And of course, I'd like to apologize to Tom Brady for applying so much pressure on you play after play after play that had you.

[Alex Stein]

So, guys, don't worry about all the good things that are happening in our country. Let's worry about Iran and Logan Paul. That's what they want us to be focused on. Flag football. Not our crumbling infrastructure, not the fact that drivers can't read road signs, and not the fact that nuclear war is on the horizon. Don't worry, everything's a okay. All right, guys. If you guys want to come see me in person, we're here at CPAC all weekend. If you're in the DFW area, come say hey. And it's gonna be a great event. I'm doing some comedy with Rob Schneider. We got the whole RAV crew that's gonna be there. I hope you guys can make it. It's gonna be a great event. Let's play a little promo publicizing the event.

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