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Alex Stein
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Deplatforming works.
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That's my favorite big booty.
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They want them to have their penises
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cut off uncensored and uncontrolled.
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That's what I'm saying. They admit they want to cut people's penises off.
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Late night just got dangerous. After Hours with your host, Alex Stein starts right now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to After Hours
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with Alex Stein, right here on Real America's Voice. We got a great episode in store for you this evening. But we got to talk about my favorite professional athlete of all time.
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Not Michael Irvin of the Dallas Cowboys.
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I'm talking about the one, the only, Tiger Woods. That's right. Tiger woods is making headlines because he recently got into an accident where he flipped his Range Rover in a high speed maneuver where he got in a wreck with another car. But what's so frustrating about this incident is that everybody is online talking about how he got a DUI and that he's drunk.
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Well, guess what?
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He blew a 0.0 on the Breathalyzer. So he was not drunk. He was just high on pills.
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Now, I know you're going to be like, well, that's just as bad. But this is a guy that's had multiple back surgeries.
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He's a tremendous athlete and he's got
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a lot of pain. I mean, could you imagine being a professional athlete? The grueling schedule that he has, that
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he has to go out there and grind all day long.
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So if he wants to take a few muscle relaxers and get behind the wheel, I don't know why that's such a big deal. I don't know why everybody's trying to cancel Tiger Woods. And let's be real, he's half Asian. So I don't even blame the pills. I blame the fact that he's half Asian.
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I mean, I'm not trying to be a bigot or a xenophobe, but let's be real, if you're an Asian driver, you're probably not very good at it. And that's just a sad reality. I mean, even when they're fighting in Japan, the kamikaze pilots are so bad they just crash their plane because they
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probably couldn't land it. So listen, I don't want to get
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into stereotypes because this is not what this show is about. This show is about true Americans and benefiting the American way of life. And Tiger woods is a true success story. He's a young man. Well, now he's a little bit older, but he was a very successful young man that had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
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And that pressure can get to you and sometimes you need to take the edge off. So what do you do?
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You pop a few zannies, you pop a few addies, you pop a few
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muscle relaxers just to have a good time. But I would argue that if he
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was prescribed that medication, which I'm sure he was, because he's not going to
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some street dealer and then he should be able to take a few pills and drive around.
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Now we're also hearing from the Secret Service that Donald Trump's grandchildren, Kai Trump specifically is not allowed to ride in a car with Tiger because he has a history of driving very erratically. But at the end of the day, I blame it on the fact that he's half Asian. It's not because he's half black. Black guys are good at driving. I mean, can you ever see a high speed chase? They usually get away from the dang cops. So when it comes to this situation, I want to play a clip and show the damage that he did to his Range Rover so you guys can get a little better perspective. And we're going to play a clip from the sheriff's department explaining what happened.
Reporter/News Anchor
Our investigation revealed as follows. Shortly again before 2, the pressure cleaner. Truck. Truck pulling a trailer, a small trailer was northbound on South Beach Road and was pulling kind of to turn into a driveway. It was slowing down, starting to turn into a driveway. And the driver of that vehicle looked in his mirror and saw a Land Rover, dark colored Land Rover overtaking him at high speeds and I don't know those speeds. The, the Land Rover kept overtaking him. He saw it coming. So he tried to edge off to the side of the road. But, but this is a small two lane road and there was no shoulder for, for this pressure cleaner gentleman to get off the side of the road. As he was trying to move to the side of the road, the Land Rover overtook him at the last minute, swerved to avoid a collision. But clipped the back end of the trailer of the pressure cleaner apparatus listed to the side, and then rolled on the driver's door north past the truck that had just avoided the cleaner crash with the individual driving that Land Rover was able to crawl out the passenger door of the car and was identified to be Mr. Tiger Woods.
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Now, I hope the sheriff's department did
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their due diligence and check the immigration status of that pressure washer with that trailer.
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Because let's be real, Tiger woods is in a hurry. So if you're driving in Jupiter, Florida, you're in a very nice neighborhood and
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you're some pressure washer that's probably going slow because he's on the clock.
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I blame that trailer. I don't blame Tiger woods for taking
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a bunch of pills and getting behind the wheel.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
And Tiger woods is very busy. I mean, imagine his schedule. He has a lot of obligations that he has to meet. And I'm sure that he was driving home from the golf course after having a few pills, which is probably prescribed to him. So we can blame that also on his doctor. And now he's probably got some illegal
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immigrant, which I don't know for sure.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
But let's just guess.
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I mean, who's pressure washing houses? Probably some illegal.
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And he's got some big trailer, and he won't move over to a Range Rover who's honking and trying to get to work and trying to go, you know, meet all the obligations that Tiger woods has. So this is an inside job. I would not be surprised if this
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was done by some sort of foreign country in order to distract us from the Iran war, to distract us from the economy basically collapsing, or from the
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stock market crashing or the high gas prices.
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Because Tiger woods is innocent. All he did was pop a few zannies and drive around in his brand new Land Rover trying to get home from the golf course because he's out there working, trying to hone his craft. So we really need to take a step back. All the people that are demonizing Tiger woods, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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Now, I do want to play this
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clip, though, which is, you know, slightly alarming, talking about how Tiger woods is not allowed to drive around any of the President's grandchildren. Hmm. I wonder why that is. Don't be a xenophobe or bigot Secret Service.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Just because he's half Asian shouldn't bar
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him from being able to drive the Trump lineage around town.
Narrator/Reporter
Tiger woods is in a big old mess right now. The former golf champ is facing Another mountain of legal battles after his DUI arrest on Friday. Tiger's had a lot of issues over the years, but this recent incident came as a surprise to some, not, however, to the Secret Service. Now, if you didn't know, woods is dating President Trump's ex daughter in law, Vanessa. She was previously married to Don Jr. And shares five children with the first son. According to sources who spoke exclusively with the Post, the Secret Service doesn't let woods get behind the wheel of a vehicle if any of the president's grandchildren are in the car. Given Woods's sketchy vehicular record, this was protocol long before this most recent DUI charge. Police say woods was under the influence of some kind of medication, not alcohol, when he rolled his Range Rover in his ritzy Florida neighborhood. A former employee of woods told the Daily Mail that on a good day, the golfer often drives around, quote, like a bat out of hell. They added, quote, the guy is a terrible driver. You don't say. This is his second alleged DUI and third vehicular incident in the past decade. As for his girlfriend, Vanessa Trump, a source told Page Six, quote, it's a definite red flag. And she told him that he's going to get this sorted out and that she's going to require that.
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Oh, my gosh, cry me a river. The guy drives fast, he's in a hurry. He's got a lot of stuff to do. He's Tiger woods, for God's sake. He's the world's greatest golfer of all time. Give the man a break. I mean, seriously. And so what? He's dating Vanessa, who is Don Jr's ex wife, that she should be so lucky to be dating a superstar athlete like Tiger Woods. And the fact that the Secret Service is trying to bar him from driving
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around Kai Trump and the rest of the Trump kids is ridiculous. So what is all I'm saying, is this not America? Are we not in a free country?
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Because trust me, last time I checked,
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we were in a free country.
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And we should be able to take
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a few pills and drive around town. I mean, at least I do.
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I take a lot of pills and drive around. And guess what? I drive fast. Okay?
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Am I half Asian? No. And that's probably why I don't get
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a bunch of car accidents. But that's neither here nor there. What is important is that Tiger woods should be above the law.
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And I know that we want to have a two tiered justice system where, you know, illegal immigrants get access to more social services and when they get in Trouble. We don't even arrest them. We just kick them out of the country.
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So why don't we show the same
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sort of respect that we show an illegal alien to a legend like Tiger Woods?
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Does that sound good? Is that too much to ask for?
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I don't think so.
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Now I want to play this clip
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of this guy, Mark Roefling, being a
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baby back bitch, complaining that Tiger woods
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needs to get his life together.
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Let me tell you something, Mark. How many Masters have you won? How many billions of dollars have you generated for Nike?
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
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So for you to throw stones when you live in a glass house just
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shows you what kind of a nincompoop you really are. Let's play the clip.
Mark Roefling
I feel like this could well be Tiger's last chance to get his life priorities straight. This is a very, very important, you know, next immediate future for Tiger. Big question here. Should he be pursuing playing competitive golf? And my answer to that one now is no. I think health has to be his number one priority. We talk about family and. And all the things that are really important at this stage in life. There is nothing more important to Tiger woods right now than his health. Because without his health, he doesn't have family or anything else. So he has got to come up with a comprehensive plan to get his health in the right place.
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With an attitude like that, they should change the name of the Golf Channel to the Gay Channel. Tiger woods is one of the greatest Americans of all time. He reserved. He got a medal Friday from Donald Trump personally, so the Presidential Medal of Freedom. An incredible honor. So he's done way more than Mark Roefling, who's sitting behind a desk trying to be a little sideline warrior.
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Oh, he needs to quit trying to
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be a professional and competitive golfer. Shut up, Mark. You are an idiot.
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Tiger woods took a few pills. He's got a back injury. He's got some pain. He's done a bunch of surgeries.
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Let the man live his life.
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And let's just blame this on the
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fact that he's Asian and not the fact that he might have a pill problem. And really, this is America. I mean, half these libtards are on a bunch of SSRIs. They get behind the wheel and they drive every day. When they get in a wreck doesn't make the Golf Channel, AKA the Gay Channel. So anybody that's hating on Tiger Woods,
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I would just implore you to please stop.
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Tiger woods is a great American, one of the greatest of all time. He is a premier athlete that has a different lifestyle than you and I. So if we can show a lot of grace to illegal immigrants, again, car accidents all the time without insurance and registration, then we should show the same sort of grace to Tiger woods who I guarantee has great insurance in that
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trailer that he hit that pressure washer.
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The guy's probably going to make more money from this accident than he's ever made in his life. So it's a win, win, win. Alright, guys, coming up next, we're going to dive deep into the recent Cash Patel email hack. Looks kind of bad.
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Is it real? Is it fake?
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I'll let you be the judge. Coming up next.
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Welcome back to after hours with Alex
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Stein right here on the greatest channel on your dial, real America's voice. Now we got to talk about Cash Patel. Now, Cash Patel is a friend of the show. I love Cash Patel and I think
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that with this recent email hack, it only proved that Cash Patel is actually
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a good American citizen. Because I mean, the fact that he's an Indian guy and there was no like, you know, really nasty weird pictures
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or anything proves that he's not some sort of immoral psychopath. And I believe when, if you look
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at the evidence of what got leaked,
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it was just a few pictures of him smoking a cigar. And listen, I like a cigar.
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You probably like a cigar.
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What's wrong with smoking a few cigars? So this hack was a total nothing burger. The hack was real. But if this is the worst stuff
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you can find on Cash Patel, then I think the guy is doing pretty good.
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Because if you guys hacked me, you're
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going to see pictures of me butt
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naked, spread wide open.
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And I don't want those pictures to ever see the light of day. But that's just a God's honest truth because I'm a freak and you know, I'm a freak and if you, you know, hacked my emails, you're going to get some freaky deaky stuff.
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But Cash Patel is not a freak. And what they found was a total nothing burger. So let's play this clip of a
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news report talking about Cash getting hacked.
News Reporter
So Selena, what are we learning about this breach into Patel's email? Yeah, Kira. So we're learning from sources that this targeted his personal email. They appear to be from Cash Patel's emails from before 2019, before his time as FBI director. Though we're told that some emails were from 2022. We also have received a statement from the FBI with a little bit more detail. And in that statement they say, quote, the FBI is aware of malicious actors targeting Director Patel's personal email information and we have taken all necessary steps to mitigate potential risks associated with this activity. The information in question is historical in nature and involves no government information. So that is really the critical line here, that this is not sensitive government information that was breached. But this is previous information from his own personal email. As you mentioned, Iranian linked hacking groups. Iranian linked hacking group has claimed credit for this. This comes as experts have repeatedly warned since this war began that Iran could retaliate in this war by hacking and using cyber attacks.
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Kirk so while America just totally frame mogs Iran in this war and bombs all their infrastructure, this is the best that you can do? You hack the FBI Director's emails and you find a bunch of nothing pictures of him smoking a cigar. I mean seriously, what is going on? And I get that this is a big news story because Cash Patel is the FBI director, but at the same exact time, why even release it if
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you're not going to release anything that is substantial whatsoever? I mean, pictures of Cash smoking a
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cigar to me seems very innocuous, very dumb. You're not exposing him whatsoever. And if you're trying to blackmail him or you're trying to put him in a situation where he feels like he has to come out and release a
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statement, then give us some good dirt, give us some drama, give us something salacious, but not a young man smoking a cigar.
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It's really a nothing burger at the end of the day. But this Iran hacking group is still, oh, you know, up in arms are so proud that they're able to do
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this when at the end of the day it was absolutely nothing.
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They hacked nothing. Everything that got exposed. I would imagine that Cash Patel would probably post on his own if he wasn't the FBI director. So let's play a clip of the Iran group taking credit for this awesome hack.
Iranian Hacker Group Spokesperson
They're saying that right now this only comes a day after Iran linked Handela hacking group claims it breached the FBI. Soon you will realize the FBI security was nothing more than a joke. Now this is the same hacker group that has come out and promised that they are attempting to hack all three credit bureaus and wipe out everybody's debt in the United States. Would absolutely crush the Epstein class and the banker class if they were able to do that and just completely wipe everybody clean. Because again, Iran is not at war with the United States citizens. They actually have a lot of love for the Americans. They just hate the Israeli controlled government that is causing so much chaos and destruction. In the Middle East. So they actually want to help us out by doing that. But the implications of this, if they were able to hack the FBI, this could blow open the Epstein case wide open.
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First of all, they didn't hack the FBI. They hacked Cash Patel's email from when he was previously not part of the FBI. So they just hacked a personal person's email. It's not a big deal. Now if Iran could actually hack into
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the infrastructure of our credit card companies or our mortgage companies and wipe away our debt, I think a lot of
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Americans would welcome that. I mean, seriously, it's like the plot of Fight Club where they wanted to blow up all the credit card companies to get rid of Americans debt. I would actually encourage Iran to do that.
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I hope that's not a crime that I just committed.
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But my point is that would help Americans. But by hacking Cash Patel's personal email from 2019. This is stupid.
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It's dumb.
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They didn't do anything whatsoever to actually
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change the war in Iran. They didn't change the people's opinion of Cash.
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And really, if you look at it,
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it was just a waste of time. And now our attention is on Cash
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and not the actual war. So I don't think that it had
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the intended effect that they wanted when they hacked it. And if you guys are hacking somebody's personal email from 2019, it's not that big a deal. I mean, trust me, I get hacked all the time. But they don't post the pictures. Thank the Lord because I pay them in bitcoin to make them stop.
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So if Cash Patel would have just
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given them some bitcoin, this probably would have not come out. But that's neither here nor there. Like we say on the show all the time. But I do want to play this
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clip where they said that this hack
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was done to embarrass Cash. But I really don't think Cash has
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anything to be embarrassed about.
News Reporter
Iran just hacked the FBI director's personal email and posted his vacation photos online. Not classified files, not government secrets. Photos of Cash Patel with a cigar standing next to an old convertible posing with the bottle of rum. Decade old personal stuff. And that's the point. This wasn't an intelligence operation. It was a message. The same hacking group, Handela, hit a major US medical device company two weeks earlier. The DOJ seized their websites. So Handela responded by hacking the head of FBI and publishes selfies. Iran can't match America in the air. It can't reopen the Strait of Hormuz by force. But it can reach into the personal life of the most powerful law enforcement official in the country and prove nobody stopped them. The hack wasn't the weapon. The embarrassment was.
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How many times are we going to repeat this? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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It was just some selfies. Smoking a cigar on vacation. And I will say that Cash had good taste in cigars. I believe the cigar that he was
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smoking was over a hundred dollars. Is he rich? Sure, he's Indian. Indian guys are successful. They like to live a lavish lifestyle and nobody's going to fault him for that. But if you guys are going to pretend like you did some great, you know, what was that movie with Nicholas Cage where they stole the Declaration of Independence? I can't think of it. Maybe somebody in my ear tell me, but if you guys think that this is at the level of that this humdua law, you're smoking crack. And they probably are smoking crack because I know that they need to stay up in Iran because they're constantly getting shell shocked with bombs. But let's just look at this. As an umpire calling balls and strikes, I would say that this attack on Cash Patel was a total failure. And if you really think that you embarrass him or that you're going to make him step down as FBI director, you failed miserably. So just look at the situation. Let's just kind of assess it in a very nonjudgmental way. Cash Patel was hanging out in some foreign countries, smoking some. Some cigars, having a good time. I wish I could be in a foreign country smoking a cigar right now,
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but instead I'm here talking to you in Dallas, Texas.
Alex Stein
Now, I'm not saying that in a negative sense. I'm just saying that, listen, we all have obligations. We have jobs, we have work. Cash Patel is one of the most important jobs of any American citizen. And if this is the worst dirt that you can get on him, then you guys are total.
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You're just, you're total failures, really. And you're not that good. And the previous clip we played, if you guys really want to help out
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Americans and go to American Express, specifically Alex Stein's account, and wipe away the $11,000 in credit card debt that I have with him, that would be a good thing. That would help me out. And actually, if you did that, I'd probably support you a little bit more. And I'd go talk to Donald Trump and say, maybe we need to end this Iran war a little bit quicker,
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but until you do that, we're going
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to continue to bomb you into oblivion. And we're going to take over Carg island, and we're also going to bomb all of your desalination plants, so you're not going to have any water for your people in your country. So does that sound good, American Express.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Go type in there, hack in there. Specifically, go to Alex Stein. My social starts with it, ends in starts with a six, ends with a seven, if that helps you hackers.
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And please go wipe away my credit card debt.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Nobody cares about pictures of Cash Patel smoking cigars. Nobody cares about his Internet search history. And he's an Indian guy. I'm surprised there's not some nasty Internet search history. So he's actually one of the good ones. He's one of the ones that we should respect and that we should actually give a little credit to for not being a pervert. Because a lot of these guys in India are doing crazy stuff.
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I mean, you know, I don't want to get into that.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
You know, that's a whole nother diatribe
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that I don't want to really want to get on. Let's just calm down and look at this situation. It's nothing, absolutely nothing. And I wish it was something. I wish we had something salacious. I love drama. I'm a little bit of a drama queen. You guys know that on primetime 99, I'm the pimp on a blimp. But there's really nothing dramatic about a guy on vacation smoking cigars. So humda lala, the Iranian hackers that think that they're so good at hacking, go hack something that can actually help the American people instead of wasting our time and energy and our treasure on a nothing burger that I am too full to eat because I'm sick of your garbage. I'm sick of your crap, and I want something juicy that I can sink my teeth into. Not pictures of Cash Patel on vacation with his hot country music sensation superstar girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins. Is that too much to ask for? I don't think so. I think that's plenty to ask for. And if you guys can't deliver, then the Hamdarla Iran hackers. You guys suck at your job. But don't hack me. Hack American Express and maybe Visa or MasterCard. That would be very beneficial to me. All right, guys, coming up next, we got some bizarre incidents. You got the pimp on a blimp
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at the no Kings rally, and Clavicular got arrested. That's right.
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The Looks maxer that is so famous for looking good is not looking very good. In his mug shot. You don't want to miss it. That's coming up next.
Alex Stein (show intro/outro)
Welcome back to after hours on Real America.
Reporter/News Anchor
Boys,
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Thank you so much for watching
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after hours with Alex Stein right here on Real America's Voice. Now we got to talk about my favorite looks. Maxer, the one, the only clavicular. He was recently arrested.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Tiger woods is arrested. Clavicular is arrested. Cash Patel's getting hacked.
Audience Member/Caller
What is going on?
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All my favorite people are under attack. Next thing you know, the target's gonna be on my back. And that's how I honestly feel a
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lot of the time. I feel like I am next and
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I hope I'm wr. But when all of my heroes are being persecuted to the nth degree, how else am I supposed to take that? It's clavicular. What does he do that's so bad? He encourages young men to take a
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bunch of hormones and drugs that probably mess with their mental health but makes
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them look better at the end of
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the day and helps them get with the ladies.
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And you guys act like that's a bad thing.
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I get it.
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We got a lot of Christian conservatives that watch this show, but we have a lot of young men that are very feminine that have testicles full of microplastics. So God bless clavicular for getting men
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on testosterone and getting men on hormones that make them more viral, more virile.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
You know, we need a little more virality because these women are becoming man eaters.
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They're the ones on the dating apps getting thousands of messages and guess what?
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They're going and sleeping with these men. So we need real men to come back and lead this country. This is the future of our great American dynasty and we're gonna lose his dynasty if we have a bunch of soy boys with testicles full of microplastics. So whether you like clavicular or not, I promise you he is a net positive for our society. So let's play this clip about clavicular
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going to jail and getting bonded out.
News Reporter
20 year old Braden Peters, better known as clavicular to millions of followers, not answering any questions as he walked out of BSO main jail Friday evening. Do you have any comment on the charges against you? The social media influencer, popular among mostly young men for promoting looks maxing, sometimes going to extremes in hopes of making themselves as attractive as possible, going as far as hitting their own facial bones with hammers. He's also claimed to have used crystal meth to try to stay skinny, often in front of the live stream camera. This Time he found himself posing for the mugshot camera. Fort Lauderdale police arresting Peters on a warrant out of Osceola county for misdemeanor battery last month. Deputies say he instigated a fight between his girlfriend and a 19 year old woman and posted it online to exploit them. Meanwhile, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission is investigating this video.
Companion/Associate
Sure.
News Reporter
Showing Peters allegedly shooting an alligator in the Everglades. Hasn't been charged, but our crew saw FWC officers arrive at the jail Friday.
Companion/Associate
Think it's dead.
News Reporter
It's not clear if that was to talk with him.
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What are we doing here?
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I mean, clavicular, totally frame mogged all
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the journalists waiting outside of the jail and that's, that's really, you know, obvious but clavicular.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Set up a fight between two women and now he's going to jail for that. What are we going to do? Put Don King in jail for setting up a boxing match with Mike Tyson? I mean, since when is a person going to be responsible for two other people fighting and listening? I'm Frame Max Primetime 99. I set up fights all the time. All the time. Sometimes I get two homeless guys to fight over some Budweiser. Is that, is that a crime?
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Maybe I probably shouldn't have admitted to
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that on tape, but let them fight. This is America. We live in a free country. And now you have one of the best looking young men in America. A guy that's on enough hormones to kill a horse. He's going to jail for what? For two drunk ladies punching each other in the face? Give me a break. We live in a free country where if you're can frame mug, you should frame hog. So I blame the cops for being
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embarrassed for not being looks maxer.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
And that journalist said, oh well, he's on a little crystal meth. So what? So what? Everybody's on a little crystal meth. It's called Adderall. And if I'm being honest, we probably should all be on a little crystal meth because we're eating way too much. We have an obesity crisis in this country and if everybody's doing a little more crystal method, maybe we wouldn't be at the McDonald's drive thru so many times a day. Okay, so yes, you know crystal meth, is it good for your health? Probably not. But what's one of the biggest shows ever? Breaking Bad.
Alex Stein
What were they making in that show? Meth.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
So if people like to watch TV shows based upon meth and the world's
Alex Stein
greatest sluice, Maxer is on meth.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Maybe meth isn't so bad.
Alex Stein
I don't encourage anybody to do it. And oftentimes, if you do get methamphetamines, it's mixed with fentanyl. So I wouldn't do any of it. I wouldn't do either because the likelihood of you overdosing and dying is very high. But what is happening to clavicular is it is a targeted attack, not just on him, but on the youth of America. And yes, he smashes his face with a hammer to bone smash to make his facial structure more symmetrics. So what you see, bodybuilders are taking a bunch of steroids and hormones and getting all jacked up. Nobody's complaining about that. I'm not, because this is a free country. So if you want to hit yourself in the face with a hammer, if you want to do crystal meth, that should be allowed.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Now, there is a viral moment where
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he is in a pontoon boat in the Everglades shooting an alligator. And is a man that went to lsu, graduated from there. I spent a lot of time around alligators. Alligators are mean as hell. You don't want to go toe to toe with an alligator because they'll just bite you. They'll start doing that death roll. Next thing you know, you're drowning. So I am very pro animal. I love animals. But alligators are a different species, a different breed. And if you think that they're just some nice thing like a cat or your golden retriever, think again, because they're much more vicious, and they can't really be trained like a house pet or a pig for that matter. You can't really domesticate an alligator. Now, I know there are pictures of people with the little alligators that are kind of domesticated, but the alligators that he is shooting in this video are not that. So let's play a clip of it, then I'll give you my reaction. We should shoot it.
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Is it dead? So could we shoot it
Co-host/Guest Commentator
just one?
Companion/Associate
Yeah. Can we dump around into it? Well, let's just test it. Let's test really how dead it is.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Bro just said it's.
Alex Stein
It's all right.
Companion/Associate
We got to make sure.
Alex Stein
No, no, no, no.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
They got that boat right there.
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That's our boat.
Alex Stein
No, it's not. That's our boat.
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That's. Yeah, that's our group.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Oh, can we shoot it?
Companion/Associate
Yeah. I mean, we have to test if
Co-host/Guest Commentator
it's dead just one time.
Iranian Hacker Group Spokesperson
You guys want to get a.
Alex Stein
Get out like an open area or.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
He just wants to shoot something. He's itching.
Reporter/News Anchor
Oh, we're good.
Alex Stein
You can pretty much do whatever. Yeah, I think that gators
Companion/Associate
just had to make sure. Hey, I think it's dead.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
I mean, so what? Clavicular shot a dead alligator.
Alex Stein
What do you think the second amendment is for?
Co-host/Guest Commentator
It's specifically so you can go to the everglades and shoot dead animals that are already dead. So I don't think that he should be persecuted for that whatsoever.
Alex Stein
So all of the people that are looking into it, just stop. Let clavicular live his life. We need his social media content, because if it's not clavicular that I'm watching, it's just constant, you know, pictures and videos of bombs going over Israel and Iran. And I'm sick and tired of hearing and listening about the war and watching people die on camera and this horrible conflict that we're in. Sometimes I need to decompress and disconnect and just watch a guy hit himself in the face with a hammer and shoot a dead alligator. That's what the second amendment is all about. Do you not love America? I love America. So let's not let these cops weaponize their power against a young man that is just trying to exercise the rights that he was given by God. Now, in the case of Tiger woods and clavicular, I want to play this clip of a woman escaping police incarceration
Co-host/Guest Commentator
with a great maneuver that only a very slight woman could do.
Alex Stein
But I wish that clavicular and Tiger woods could have done the same thing.
Woman escaping police
Don't tell them nothing.
Alex Stein
Don't say,
Reporter/News Anchor
damn.
Woman escaping police
God, this is live. They don't even see. They don't even see. They gonna kill her. They gonna beat. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Y' all seen it live. This is live. Oh, my. Didn't see this, bro.
Alex Stein
Now that's one of the coolest videos I've ever seen in my life. And if you really think about it, isn't that the cop's fault for even cracking the window a little bit? So she should be free. They should not arrest her. She exercised her right of basically just being a hot babe, fitting through a small crack and getting away from law enforcement. So if these are the same cops that are going to go after clavicular, maybe we do have a bunch of Keystone cops that don't know what they're doing, because I do back the blue. But to a certain extent, I don't like, you know, any government overreach, and I definitely don't like any law enforcement overreach. And it feels like Law enforcement is overreaching when it comes to Tiger woods taking pills and driving. And it feels like you're overreaching by stopping clavicular from smoking methods and hitting himself in the face with a hammer. Am I wrong? I don't think so. I think I'm very right. I think I'm a hundred percent correct. All right, guys, coming up Next, your boy, Primetime99 went to the no Kings
Co-host/Guest Commentator
rally as well as a protest and
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rally for Trans Day of Visibility where I was sexually assaulted by a transgender. I wish I was kidding. I'm not. Trust me, you don't want to miss it. That's coming up after the break.
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Co-host/Guest Commentator
retards for who they really are.
Alex Stein
And the fact that we don't have a king. It seems very dumb that they're protesting that we have no king. It literally makes zero sense. But these are the type of people that were out and about for the no Kings protest. Watch the clip.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
You saw that. That woman in a electric scooter dragging
Alex Stein
a Donald Trump impersonator on the ground like that. They're playing with a half a deck of cards, okay?
Co-host/Guest Commentator
These people are autistic.
Alex Stein
They're vaccine injured, they're on SSRIs. They're having a lot of issues. See, this is my face. This is what they all look like. They're like,
Audience Member/Caller
no king. No king. I turned to Ranger system.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
I turned to Ranger system. That's what it was like.
Alex Stein
Your boy, Primetime 99 went out there and totally frame mogged the entire rally by shutting down their march around Dallas, Texas. Let's play the clip.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Look at this guy.
Audience Member/Caller
What is that? What is. Look at that. So you're doing a Nazi salute.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
We're having your teeth.
Audience Member/Caller
Hey, don't do that.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Don't do that.
Alex Stein
Touch me.
Audience Member/Caller
Don't touch me. I'm the way to shut this thing down. Your mustache is a better demonstration. Will not be intimidated by. Touching May also. You're not gonna do something.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
This guy, this guy keeps on hitting me.
Audience Member/Caller
I know, I know.
Iranian Hacker Group Spokesperson
But that's
Co-host/Guest Commentator
touching me,
Audience Member/Caller
dude. I can't. I. I can't move because these guys keep hitting me. No, that guy, that Mexican dude keeps hitting me. You guys are a bunch of vaccinated idiots. But you don't have a right to do. I don't have a right to protest.
Alex Stein
As you can see, I was getting assaulted by the protesters. I was getting even pushed around by
Co-host/Guest Commentator
the Dallas Police Department a little bit
Alex Stein
for exercising my First Amendment right, freedom of speech.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
And if you really look at the
Alex Stein
video, and we're going to play a much longer video on the show coming up this week and give you a really in depth analysis of what the no Kings protest was all about. But it was a bunch of idiots that had no idea what they were even doing. Just congregating in downtown Dallas to send a message to no one. It was a bunch of imbeciles that if you could just hold up a mirror to their faces, they would realize how dumb they look.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
So that's why I like to go
Alex Stein
out there and put a camera in their face, so the rest of America can just watch the lunacy and the idiocracy from these people from the comfort of their homes. Now, when I go out there sometimes it is a very dangerous environment. But thankfully, I want to give a big shout out to Enrique Tarrio, Stuart Rhodes, and the rest of the proud boys that had my back and kept me safe for the entire event, because there were some times where it got a little hairy. But I'm primetime 99. I'm a pimp on a blimp. I'm six foot three tall, like a tree. You think some vaccinated libtard is going to be able to take me out? No way, Jose. So I went in there, I dominated, and I showed them who was boss. They were trying to drive around downtown Dallas with their big caravan of people marching, and we absolutely roadblocked them like they had never seen, because they've never seen a man with a testosterone level other than the people that are on testosterone, that are transgenders, that are artificially inflating their testosterone numbers. So they've never seen a real man like the pimp on a blimp totally mog them into an embarrassment level that they've never, ever reached on their own.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
So no.
Alex Stein
Kings was a total dude. Everybody laughed at him. We laughed at him. We laughed at the clips. We laughed at the people walking Donald Trump impersonators like a dog because it shows you what we're dealing with. These people are all idiots. They have no concept of reality, and they're so disconnected that they think that we currently have a King when they could have gone and voted in an election.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
And guess what?
Alex Stein
They probably did. You know, do a bunch of illegal stuff with a bunch of ballots and get a bunch of illegals to vote in it. But they still lost because Donald Trump is arguably one of the most popular presidents in American history. So that's what we're dealing with. A bunch of people that are basically autistic, dare I say retarded. I wish I was kidding. I wish America was a little smarter. But this is a good sample size of what we're dealing with in the midterms. That's why I want to ask every single person that you all need to go vote, especially for the conservative candidates, because these leftists that tell people that they can change their gender and they can't identify what a Woman is these are the people that are trying to get in power, and if we give them power, our country will go down the drain incredibly fast. So let's make sure that doesn't happen. Now. Speaking of people that are vaccine injured and that are mentally ill, on Sunday, it was trans day of visibility, and I went to downtown again, and I went and I spoke to some transgenders about their movement and how dumb it is that men in dresses are trying to go use the women's restroom. Now, this is an asymmetrical problem because men going to the women's restroom make women feel uncomfortable. If some girl wants to put on a dress and come pee next to me. Excuse me. Some girl wants to put on a
Co-host/Guest Commentator
suit and come pee next to me, that's totally fine.
Alex Stein
I don't care. I'm going to laugh at that.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
But if you're a woman, having somebody
Alex Stein
big, six foot, three man in a dress, try to look under the stall while you're going to the restroom. That is a sex crime. And speaking of sex crimes, I was sexually assaulted at this protest.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
But I want to give you little context. The person that sexually assaulted me was
Alex Stein
transgender, but they were a biological female. So I'm still the pimp on a blimp. And I got mad aura, guys.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
When people see me, when I walk into the club, I'm in the VIP
Alex Stein
section, all the ladies are watching me,
Co-host/Guest Commentator
and let's be real.
Alex Stein
This is a transgender that's around a bunch of soy boys forever. So you finally see a man of my presence and stature, they're automatically attracted to it because I walk in there, I have no fear. I'm not going to let society, you know, dictate how I should feel. And I'm going to have a counter argument and a counter opinion than these people. And guess what? That was sexy to this transgender that sexually assaults me. And I wish I was kidding, but I definitely aura maxed at this trans day of visibility rally in downtown Dallas.
Protester
Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgenders got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgenders got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgender's got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgender's got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transition. Transgender's got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgender's got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgender's got to go. Hey, hey, ho, ho.
Audience Member/Caller
Transgender's got to go.
Protester
Hey, hey, ho, ho. Transgender's got to go.
Audience Member/Caller
Guys, quit trying to find kids to groom. Stop using the ladies restroom. Stop. Stop finding kids to groom. Stop trying to use a Woman's restroom. Stop finding kids to groom. Stop using the women's restroom. Stop finding these kids to a groom. Stop using the women's restroom. Dick. You don't even know your own gender. You don't even know your own gender. You guys are a bunch of freaks. Quit grooming children. You guys are sickos. Quit trying to pee in the women's restroom. You freaks. Quit trying to use.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
That was weird as hell.
Protester
That was weird as hell.
Alex Stein
Now I'm happy to report that I do have monkeypox and I could take this as a negative, but I want to be a true advocate for all of my other fellow monkeypox victims and know that you can live a good, healthy life after getting infected with monkeypox. I did get my monkey pox vaccine, so I don't think I'm going to be susceptible in the future to getting monkeypox.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
But having it is not the scarlet
Alex Stein
letter that the mainstream media wants you to believe that it is. It's actually not that big a deal. And when you're primetime 99 and you're totally frame mogging and auramaxing at these rallies, of course people are gonna come sexually assault you. And luckily, you know, I'm the pimp on a blimp. That's not the first lady that's come there and trying to give me a little smoochy smooch on my cheeky cheek. And what do I do? I took it in stride because I'm primetime 99. I'm the pimp on a blend. And that's just how I do it.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Alright guys, we got more footage from
Alex Stein
some crazy no Kings protest coming up this week. Trust me, be on the lookout, you don't want to miss it.
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But before we go, I want to give a shout out to another great artist.
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His name is J? Rez. He's a friend of mine.
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He's a great musician.
Alex Stein
He got married at Mar a Lago. Donald Trump was at his wedding. That's really not important. But what is important is that he made a great song right here on the rad music label.
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A music label that actually wants to
Alex Stein
change the culture in the music business. Because as you know and I know, half the time you turn on your TV and you listen to some music, it's like Lil Nas X having sex with the devil. Well, that's never going to happen here at Real America's Voice because we're never going to promote music that is demonic or sadistic or will make your children turn into a transgender like the one that sexually assaulted me at the trans day event. So be on the lookout this week. We got a lot of spicy content that you don't want to miss. I want to give a shout out to Tiger woods and my boy clavicular.
Co-host/Guest Commentator
Free Tiger Woods. Free clavicular.
Alex Stein
And I'll see you tomorrow night. And check out the latest from Real
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Podcast: Real America’s Voice
Host: Alex Stein
Air Date: March 31, 2026
Episode Theme:
A characteristic no-holds-barred ride through the week’s controversies, scandals, and culture war hot spots—focused on the Tiger Woods accident, the Cash Patel email hack, social media influencer “clavicular”’s arrest, and on-the-ground reporting from right-wing protest scenes.
Alex Stein, self-styled as the “King of Trolls,” hosts a fiery, provocative late-night show mixing humor, outrage, and social commentary on the week’s headlines. This episode zeroes in on the media’s coverage of Tiger Woods’ DUI incident, the hacking of FBI director Cash Patel’s emails (and its alleged “nothingburger” fallout), the arrest and scandals of controversial “looksmaxing” influencer Clavicular, and first-person accounts from protests against liberal causes (e.g., No Kings rally, Trans Day of Visibility). The tone is irreverent, transgressive, combative, and shot through with Stein’s signature snark.
Tiger Woods Flips His Range Rover:
Stereotypes & Satire:
Secret Service & Trump Connection:
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Background:
Downplaying the Hack:
Iran and War Contextualization:
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Clavicular's Notoriety and Arrest:
Defending Looksmaxing & Extremism:
On Law Enforcement and Outrage:
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No Kings Rally:
Trans Day of Visibility:
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Music Segment:
Sign-Off:
| Segment | Start | End | |----------------------------------------------|---------------|---------------| | Tiger Woods Controversy & Stereotypes | 01:09 | 12:10 | | Cash Patel Email Hack | 12:32 | 23:30 | | Clavicular Looksmaxing/Arrest | 23:56 | 32:33 | | No Kings & Trans Day Protest Coverage | 32:33 | 46:30 | | Shout-outs & Music Segment | 46:40 | End |
This episode is prototypical Alex Stein: razor-edged, highly opinionated, rich in crowd-baiting jokes, and peppered with references sure to please a right-wing audience. It’s light on measured debate but heavy on “culture war” punchlines, rapid-fire hot takes, and shock-jock energy. Stein’s blend of news satire, commentary, and street-level reporting is raw, combative, and celebratory of provocation as a form of entertainment and activism.
listener warning: Hearing this episode requires preparedness for extreme, transgressive humor, explicit language, and contentious political/cultural commentary.
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