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And welcome back to Last Call. I am Mike Crispy. We got a big show for you on this Saturday night on Real America's Voice. International diplomacy going on in Pakistan right now. We'll cover the latest on that. And California talk a little bit about America. California in turmoil. What is going on? The Eric Swalwell news. What? What's going on in Washington D.C. new York City and Albania, Frankie? Yeah, we got the whole world covered tonight. So it's a big show. I'm ready. Frankie's ready. You better be. Two and let's go. We are going to be 2B to. Mike Crispy. Where's Mike? Man, did he make a good speech. Thank you, Mike. You have big plans for the future and we're with you. And welcome back to the show, everybody. Mike Crispy here coming to you live from Florida. So clearly not in the studio today. Yes, Frankie, Yes. Okay. It's okay, Frankie. Listen, this is the co producer, Magic coming to you live from Florida today. Not in New York. I'm traveling, seeing family. So I'm in Florida. And I'm joined as always, even from afar, the one and only, the most bass producer in the game, Producer Frankie. How much do you miss me, Frankie? I know I'm far, but I'm forever close in your heart, right?
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Listen, it's more of when you come back. You always, you're very good with the tan. I know you're Italian, but stop rubbing it in my face, pal. I got a baby coming.
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I can't go to Florida. Yeah. So, you know, I'm curious. These, these Moonlander guys, you know, the, the Artemis mission to make it like a tan, when they, I saw them last night splash back in onto Earth, like, were they closer to the sun? Did they get a tan? How did that affect them? Was any of it even real? I don't know. That's for another show, right, Frankie? That's for another show. We won't talk about that on, on this episode here today, but you saw that happening last night and today we're going to talk all about what's going on again, everyone's talking about what's going on all around the world. Out in outer space. We have a situation unfolding in Pakistan. We have a war being waged on podcast or on podcaster violence. It is going crazy. But we'll talk a little bit about what's actually going on in the news today. I think people will like that. I think that'll be a welcomed, you know, reprieve. Okay, a little bit of news, Frankie. I'm looking at, like, shows and stuff, and it's all like, well, this podcaster said this and this podcaster said this. And it's like, wait a minute. We're a news show, not a gossip column. So we're going to talk a little bit about the news. And actually, I think you're going to like the show because we're going to talk about some of the topics that are being ignored and neglected because of the salacious Frankie. People can't help themselves. The salacious gossip of, you know, all your favorite and not so favorite podcasters and talk show hosts fighting each other and Trump being involved and all that. So I want to talk about the news a little bit. Let's start with what's going on in the state of California. Big state. Now, you're probably saying, Mike, California doesn't seem like a place where there'd be any political news. It's run by Democrats. It's a cesspool, and there's nothing you can do about it. Hold on a minute. Something is happening in California. President Trump made the endorsement for governor of California of a guy named Steve Hilton. He used to be a Fox News host, Frankie. And I actually interviewed him. Friend of the show rsbn. So we interviewed Steve Hilton. He's come a long way. He's running for governor of California. He's leading in the polls. And in California, the way it works is that the top two vote getters in the primary advance to the general. So right now, Steve Hilton and this sheriff named Chad Bianco, they are the top two polled candidates. And then you have a bunch of Democrats after that. So let's listen to Steve Hilton. And again, I'm going to tell you what's going on. This Eric Swalwell news. But Steve Hilton in the lead. Who is this guy? What's going on here? He is rolling. We're going to make our state Cal affordable. $3 gas, cut your electric bills in half, your first hundred grand tax free. No more free health care for illegal immigrants. So we lower health care costs for you. A home you can afford to buy Cal affordable. Steve Hilton for governor. Thank you very much, everybody. Okay. All right. It's common sense rooted. It's the good stuff. He's cutting through all of these narratives. And you say California's a state. I mean, it is on the brink. But California's a state that's reliably blue. But here's the thing. You have 20 democrats who are running for governor. Okay? You have 20 democrats who are Running for governor, and you have two republicans. So the two republicans that they're each polling, you know, 18 and 17%. And then what are you going to do? And then all the Democrats are divided up. Their share of the vote. Their 75% is chopped up between 10 different candidates. You are seeing right now into the next couple of months the absolute slaughterhouse and the absolute mercilessness that is politics. Eric Swalwell, okay, Everyone knows Eric Swalwell slept with the Chinese spy. There's that famous video of him where he's, you know, drunk with the lobbyists and all that. And there's also the famous video where he, you know, defecates himself live on tv. Such a jerk, such an asshole. This guy, Eric Swalwell, and the reason why he is where he is is because he is a controllable little puppet. You live by the sword, you die by the sword. They put him into position because he is a compromisable buffoon who will do and say anything. And he's a little widget on the chessboard. Frank. I think as we are more involved in politics, you realize that really the weakest people are the ones who ascend in politics. Think Lindsey Graham, okay? Think Eric Swalwell. People who are easy to compromise and blackmail are the ones that are ahead because, yeah, shifty Schiff, okay, pencil neck. Because the people who help them are the real muscle who want to get things done. So they want a guy like Eric Swalwell who likes to sleep with the Chinese spies who can't control himself and all that so they could advance him up to a point, up until the point they need to kill them off. And that's exactly what's happening in California. So right now, Trump endorsed Hilton. So then what happened is Hilton kind of, you know, hardened in his 20% support, and then they got Bianco hardened in the other non Trump support. So all the people in California, all the Democrats run the state are like, all right, if we don't do something massive here to shift the vote for consolidation around one candidate, then we might be totally shut out of the general election. It's actually unbelievable. So Eric Swalwell is running for governor of California, is the third ranking candidate right now. And then there's a fourth ranked candidate and then a fifth ranked 6, 7, 8, 9. So Eric Swalwell, you could say, was the leading Democrat. They decided to kill him off. And I want to caution people for a minute. Everyone's like, oh, this is, you know, the, the unraveling of all this. And no, no, it is the unit party doing what the unit party does. Remember, Eric Swalwell was friends with Pam Bondi. Remember that, Frankie?
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So, you know, it's all just a matter of what they want to get you on. Because Swalwell has been guilty of many things. Again, he was guilty of the mortgage fraud. He doesn't live in the state of California. He's not even eligible to be a representative because he doesn't live in the state. So it's all about what they want to get you on. That's what I want to tell you. It's about what they want to get you on. And. And they want to bring down Swalwell. CNN people are like, wow, CNN's reporting the truth. No, they're not. The higher bidder, the Democrat mega donors who really controlled the scenes, said, Swalwell is over. Swalwell is done. His campaign is over. This is the ruthlessness of politics. So this story came out about him, and it almost feels like they were sitting on this waiting to deploy it if they needed to role this Frankie.
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I decided to ask him to meet me for a drink. And I did this because I was so far removed from what had happened in 2019. I felt safe because I was established, I had a partner. I felt more secure that I could have a strictly professional relationship with this person. After that bar closed, we went to another. I went to the bathroom, and I don't remember anything after that. You don't remember anything? I remember the next day, I can see flashes of that evening of him on top of me, me pushing him off, him grabbing me. It was a lot more aggressive.
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All right, so. So that's the story. And here's the thing. Like, does that actually hold up at any court of law? The answer is no. I mean, I'm just telling the truth. The answer is no, because the girl says that she's blackout drunk. She doesn't remember anything, but she had met him for the drink. And I guess they had a relationship prior. It's basically. It's somewhat of a flimsy story, but they're doing it because the ruthlessness. They are done with him. They are axing him. The Democrat mega donors have said he's not the guy. But because we need to clear the field, so we need a seismic event to happen so we can have one of the leading candidates be axed publicly, embarrassingly, and then have all the support consolidate around another candidate. And they will social engineer that so that individual becomes the front runner to get into the general election against Steve Hilton and then win the election. Do you understand? So what you're seeing is a honor killing. People are like, oh, Eric Swalwell. CNN is telling the truth. The tide is turning. I don't wanna throw cold water on that. Obviously, he's a creep. Obviously, he's compromised. Obviously, he sleeps with the Chinese spy. Obviously, the guy can't control himself. However, just know that this isn't honest reporting. This is a coordinated killing in a ruthless political game. Frankie, you got something to add there?
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Yeah, no, it's just, you know, we've seen it. We've seen it time and time again, even on our side, you know, where these, you know, women are kind of planted and you just can't. We've Learned from the MeToo movement. You kind of have to trust but verify and kind of see where it goes. Because you're right. Like, these things happen all the time. We've seen innocent people go down for absolute nonsense like this. Exactly. But it's just wild to watch. Like, the way she tells the story, it's just like, you know, oh, I didn't really remember much. It was just some glimpses. It's like there's nothing like, oh, my friend saw me and I didn't even remember I left where I. I. Everything she's saying that she.
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Like, it's just. It's bizarre.
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So it's not. So it's not even a defense of Swalwall, but it's just. I don't want people to get their hopes up that all of the sudden DCs being cleaned out and the bad doers are going to pay a price. No, what they do is the people who run the operation, they have these sleeper cell stories and things like this, these kill shots that they deploy when they want to take out the candidate. Nobody's calling for Swalwell to be removed from his congressional seat. You notice that. But they're happy to say that they're withdrawing their support for him, for the governor of California. So if the Democrats really cared about decency and what's right and believe all women, they'd be like, get this guy out of Congress. But no, they're not going to go that far because he can have his little slices, little sliver. You see how fake all this is? So Swalwell put out a denial video. This is the guy who did say, believe all women. Again, you live by the sword, you die by the sword. And the MeToo movement, a lot of that stuff, the random people, e. Jean Carroll, this ugly freak accusing Donald Trump of stuff. Bernd off Goodman bathroom. Remember that? Or the dressing room. Remember that nonsense? Eric Swalwell said you got to believe all the women as he's creeping on women and Chinese spies alike. And Pam Bondi, maybe during his time in D.C. this guy was a nut. Let's listen to his groveling. Roll it.
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A lot has been said about me today through anonymous allegations, and I thought it was important that you see and hear from me directly. These allegations of sexual assault are flat false. They are absolutely false. They did not happen. They have never happened. And I will fight them with everything that I have. They also come on the eve of an election where I have been the frontrunner candidate for governor in California. I do not suggest to you in any way that I'm perfect or that I'm a saint.
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Okay? All right, buddy, you're done. You know the same people who told you to attack Donald Trump again, The funny thing is, is that the Trump stories were like, well, 40 years ago, I was in an airplane in first class, and Donald Trump was sitting in first class with me, and he reached over and grabbed my vagina. I mean, this is the psycho ness. And people were saying during the elections that Eric Swalwell was, you'll see in a minute, all too happy to go along with that stuff. Now you have a story again. I mean, the other stories with Trump obviously did not happen. These stories obviously did happen, but it's a little murky on what was consensual and what wasn't. And were they getting drunk? Was it a mistake? I mean, there's all these different things. But this is what Eric Swalwell was saying. And this is why I say, live by the sword, die by the sword. You set yourself up for this. And they know that this is how the game works, that they can kill you, take you out just by putting these things out there. Listen to Eric Swalwell, 2018.
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What was important to you about anything that you heard tonight from President Trump? Speaking out at length from Mr. Abenatti, who I believe you just were able to hear, and new reports that there are new allegations being probed by the Senate regarding Judge Kavanaugh. Good evening, Ari. I saw continued demeaning of victims of sexual assault, people, people who deserve to be heard, who deserve for their allegations to be investigated, and a president who wants to just rush this through. He criticized the Senate for even taking this long, Ari. And so for Brett Kavanaugh's sake, if he is innocent, I hope tomorrow he opens his statement and says, you know what? Bring in all the victims. Allow them to be heard, allow them to be questioned.
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That will clear his name. Okay, great. So here's what we'll do. We'll bring in all of these people who are not anonymous. Again, they have names. Their names are actually out there. Let's bring them all in. And let's talk about the way that Eric Swalwell used his incredibly poor Riz to try to score with these women. And let's bring in Pam Bondi and find out what was happening there, too. Now, I said yes, right?
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Well, yeah, I'll just say on the Democrat side, like, obviously, we're saying, you know, this is all speculation at this point. We don't know what really going on behind the scenes. But just for Jorge Santos to be seeing this going on and be like, really? They're not gonna pull him out of Congress. I'm just saying these Democrats don't care. And we did. We're just a joke of a party, kind of.
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Yeah, we are a joke, because the Democrats have done. I mean, it's not even just him, but there's like, you know, that black woman who, like, you know, was totally guilty of, like, just fraud and embezzlement of millions of dollars and, like, totally dead to rights, but they're not expelling her from Congress. So, again, it's all about what they want to do and what the leaders are doing to move people around, literally. Like widgets on a chessboard. Okay? That's what this is. So while some people are cheering, oh, this is great accountability. No, no, this is because they want this guy to be the governor. Now roll the clip. There you go. That's your. That's your next governor. That is. We're good there, Frank. That is. People need to see it. That is Tom Steyer, okay? And he is a billionaire in the state of California, and he is the one who obviously is the benefactor of this. He's actually polling below the next Democrat candidate, Katie Porker, okay? The totally mentally unstable woman who threw the pot of mashed potatoes at her husband and all this stuff. Like the big fat woman who beats up her husband. Tom Steyer's pulling after Swalwell and her Bianco and Steve Hilton. But he's the guy who now is getting all the consolidated support. I wonder why. Oh, because he's a billionaire. And they chopped it up and they decided, all right, Tom, Star, you're going to be in there, and we're going to kill off Swalwell and have all of his supporters go to you. And now we have a psychopathic Democrat getting angling, really gearing up to take California and newsomify it even more. Do you see how we're getting walked into that? Oh, swallow this. That it's just a scam so they could put Tom Steyer in so Steve Hilton doesn't win. That's what it is. And listen to what a wacko this guy is. Again, you might remember his name cuz he ran for President in 2020 and this is a reminder of what a psycho he is. Rolling.
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I did start the need to impeach movement in October of 2017 and my father was one of the people who prosecuted the Nazi war criminals after World War II.
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Okay, so yeah, so it's the need to impeach in 2017 was tantamount to Nazi war crimes. And Frankie, let's just roll this one of present day. What a wacko he is. We're dealing with Iran, we're dealing with foreign wars and Tom Steyer says that the solution to it is a climate change pact. Yes, Roland.
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So if we actually want to be the leaders of the world, the leaders of the free world who can actually negotiate a climate treaty around the world that sticks, that makes a difference, we're going to have to put climate first. And when we think about doing the wrong thing the way Mr. Trump did with General Soliman, we have to ask, does that help us build a coalition of countries around the world to do the right thing? It absolutely does not.
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Okay, so, so the solution to, you know, instead of killing Iranian generals is make a climate change pact with them and that'll keep everybody in line. That's mental illness. That's what they've primed you for, to take over in California. And you're playing into it if you don't see what's going on. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back with so much more. Don't go anywhere. And welcome back to the show, everybody. Mike Crispy here. Saturday night, real America's voice. Thanks for sticking with us. I am coming to you live from Florida on location here, visiting some family members. Free state of Florida, beautiful place, beautiful weather, and as always, the one and only the most bass producer in the game. Producer Frankie is back in New York. He is about to be having a child any day now, you know, and so it's coming and so he's ready. So he's on daddy duties, on producer duty and he's also on Artemis watch duty. Okay, okay. He's watching what's going on from outer space. And he has a lot of speculation about that, but we'll save that for another show. It is Frank, it is kind of crazy the way I was watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson, just a total blowhard, like, like, moron, talking about all this, like, stuff, as a matter of fact, about space travel. And it's like, buddy, you literally know nothing about this and you're just a total fraud. And why are you. Why, like, like, he lost us with the trannies.
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Sorry, pal.
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It's just, it's just. It's just absurd. So anyway, speaking of absurd, we're going to focus here on Earth, okay? And try to focus on America on the show. Because there's so much going on. People are talking about things around the world and wars and all that, and we'll get into a little bit of that. But I do want to talk about some stuff that's going on in America. Obviously, 2028 is already somewhat upon us. And as you can see on the Republican side, there already is a little posturing going on between J.D. vance and Marco Rubio and possibly some others. And the donors and people are trying to socially engineer people away from Vance or to Marco Rubio or vice versa, consolidate around Vance. Again, something I will say about what's going on right now in the social media ecosphere that you have to understand is that literally 80% of the people that you see on, on your favorite X timeline are paid to carry out an agenda. They are paid in some way, shape or form to put something out there. So it kind of destroys the spirit of, you know, how like, Twitter was, I guess, from like the beginning until like 2016, 2017. At that point they started paying these influencers and now it's more than ever. And I'm telling you, there are certain people that call themselves journalists that are literally just operators of propaganda. I've noticed this big time. And there's no way to trace it because what they do is they pay for messaging. So they pay a firm. They then pay the creator. And because it's not for, you know, a service or a good or product that doesn't have to be reported to fec. I'm telling you, it is a invisible way for these influencers to push things. You know, I've noticed. I've noticed it firsthand. You know, it's kind of like randomly when, like random content creators, okay, in random states start, you know, shilling for governor candidates in New Jersey. Right? I mean, I saw that again. John Farris, remember that it's like you just see these random things and you're just like, that makes no sense. And then they swear they're not paid. And of course, they could say that, because there's no way for us to trace that they got paid, but they got paid. So that's happening right now with everything you're seeing Middle east conflict, the different podcasters fighting each other, Iran, Israel, the Middle East. Everything is an agenda. Just so you understand. And I'd like you to take things with grains of salt. When you are looking at your timelines and you're reading things, don't take it as, oh, this person's been so great, and they've been so reliable. They've been such a truth teller. Take that information, read the opposing viewpoint, and then make your determination of what you feel is true. How many, Frankie, how many influencers out there are saying exactly what I just said? The answer is very few. And you can tell, you can tell I'm not paid. Really not paid, I mean, actually severely underpaid, is that you can tell that I'm not one of those people. Because I am telling you, if I ever say something, blink twice and I'm kidding. But if I ever say something or if somebody else says something that counters, read all the different points and form your conclusion, don't say, oh, well, Person X has been a really reliable journalist, so I'm going to believe everything they say. That's what the game is. That's why they're getting paid. Do you understand? So I just wanted to say that as a little bit of a break in the action, because it's just so apparent what's happening right now. But I do want to talk about what's going on in America. And again, these topics are really not getting addressed of what's actually happening, because we're talking about these salacious things that everyone's being paid to push and fight each other. But how about what's going on in our country? Again, our immigration system totally broken. And as we're focusing our attention on overseas stuff, I said we really should be continuing to focus our attention on the domestic front. That's so much to ask. I think it's very simple to say that peace through restraint, the doctrine of overseas, that's good. It allows you to focus on the here and now. And people say, mike, we can do both. I get it, we can do both. But there's only 24 hours in a day. There's only five hours of primetime news every night. That gets people in, in a zone of what to think about and what to see. The administration and everybody in the cabinet and everybody's department, they only have X number of days to work every day on whatever initiative they're pushing. So it just is a priority. Okay. It's just a matter of priorities. What gets done, what can't get done. Right. I think, Frankie, that's fair to say. So, like, when you are prioritizing international matters, you can simultaneously prioritize domestic matters. So that's why I think it's like, okay, we're doing these things overseas and that's good, or whether that's bad or whether all of it's warranted or some of it's warranted, you know? But the thing is, is that I believe first and foremost, personally, that domestic policy needs to be addressed. Because we are rotting from the inside out. And until we have a country that has turned into a domestic utopia where we really shouldn't be going around the world doing anything, until we fix that and we're strong enough to have deterrence, we're strong enough to maintain the system of the petrodollar and the international order through our deterrence strategies. So we don't need to do anything on the offensive because we're not in any danger. So let's focus on America, because America is broken. And when the country is a utopia once more. Sure. Then we want to go conquer and do ancient Rome. Sure. That's my take on that. So my case in point is that I saw this story. It should be a wall to wall story. We had the truckers with the CDLs.
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That was a huge story. Truckers, CDLs. Truckers from third world countries getting commercial driver's license. They're killing people on the road. Very bad. Raising awareness. A lot of states rescinded it because it was all over the news. This story is not in the news enough. We had the Somali fraud stuff. Nobody's talking about that anymore. What about this ro?
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This is one of six stores behind me where authorities say the suspects staged those fake robberies. All of it an elaborate conspiracy plot to allegedly fast track their immigration status. Federal agents made the arrest rounding up 11 people who are Indian nationals who are now charged in connection with a plot to stage fake armed robberies at area convenience and liquor stores. Federal authorities say some of the defendants posed as store clerks who could then claim on their immigration applications that they were victims of violent crimes, a designation that would make them eligible for what's known as a U visa.
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If a non citizen is the victim of a Serious crime in the United States, and that victim helps the police, helps the prosecutors or investigators, then that victim may qualify for temporary legal status. A so called. Do you see it? Do you see the fraud coming at you from every freaking angle? Do you see how they bastardize this? And by the way, who taught them this? These people have IQs of 50, okay? These people don't really have much going on upstairs. Who taught them how to bastardize the nuance of immigration law? Domestic operations funded by mega donors, carried out by lawyers who are teaching them and coordinating this behavior? How did the Somalis, Again, you're into Somalia, okay? Not a very developed land, not a very smart people. How did they figure out how to do billion dollar fraud, okay? They were enabled. Those people should be arrested immediately and they should be tried for treason because it's traitorous against the country to again, like basically create, you know, a militia of sorts against the government. What they're doing to create financial terrorism, which is what they're doing, robbing us. So that's happening. And it's obvious that this is a systemic problem. This is a systemic problem coming from every angle. The CDLs, this scam, the Somalis, the daycares, the hospice things, okay? The medical provider. I mean, it just is happening all over the place with all these different groups. And what are we doing? Are we talking about it? Frankie, it's almost like this stuff isn't getting talked about enough. And now they're doing it into hyperdrive, okay? Because they know that Trump isn't letting anybody new in, and they know that eventually he's going to deport people. So now they're all kind of committing crime as fast as possible. And I believe that the awareness, okay, the public's awareness of the crimes helps expedite action, but if our awareness is set on a war in the Middle east, it's just, again, I'm not saying we can't walk and chew gum at the same time, but what I am saying is, is that inevitably you have only 24 hours in the day. And it's a matter of priority. And what you can convey is a priority to the American people, which then pushes sentiment, which then pushes action. Frankie, your thoughts?
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Well, my thoughts are we found out that these people stole nine plus billion dollars of our tax money. And my question is, why don't we take at least a couple of those B2s out of Iran, fly them over Somalia, and tell these people, if we don't get a wire to the IRS of $9 billion or all of your Family is going to be evaporated into dust. That's my question. Why is this not such a Boots on the ground, let's go. Let's get this. Let's figure it out. Let's take down everyone accountable. I don't care where they are. Extradite them, kill them, don't care, Frankie.
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This is my money, Frankie. You know, it's funny. Frankie, you're a genius. Is that. And that is more based and accurate take than any of the halfway retarded people who claim they're experts on X getting paid to push analysis. Frankie is a genius with that statement. And you don't hear anybody saying that because this is authentic and realness what you're hearing right now. Yeah, I would say. If we're going to use the military, how about we use the military to threaten the countries that are getting the remittances back to them to the tune of billions of dollars, okay? Basically robbing us blind. Why don't we send a bomber over there and say, give us the money back, you sob. Otherwise, we will bomb you. How about that? I support that. Nobody's ever said that, Frank. I actually love that that is how you use the military, okay? I support that more than. Iran is weeks away from a nuclear weapon, months away from a nuclear weapon, years away from a nuclear weapon. It's horrible. Yes. But the immediate right now threat is billions of dollars being stolen, okay? Iran subjectivity of when they're gonna get a nuclear weapon if we just drop strategic bombs and strategic areas to stop it. Again, our problems are different than Israel's problems in terms of, you know, the direct proximity to a threat. Yeah, I get that. But you want to talk about proximity and potential threats, the right now threat is the fact that we're getting billions stolen and sucked out of our economy. So send the bombers down a little bit south. You know, again, you could leave some in Iran. I get it. We're doing a mission there. Put some down in Somalia and say right over the President's house, if they even have a president living in a straw hut, and say, we're dropping it on you unless you send us the nine billion fucking dollars back, you criminal. That's what needs to happen, Frankie. Right.
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And just to add, you know, you could argue that with $9 billion, Somalia could probably start their own nuclear program. I mean, they're probably calling scientists, like, listen, we got a big paycheck for you. I mean, it's just. I'm just saying get.
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Get the money back. So, I mean, is that so? Like, you know, again, priorities, priorities. You, you live in squalor. They tell you this is just how it is, but it's priorities. Let's get our billions of dollars back from overseas. I guarantee if you do that, guarantee if you do that, the remittances would stop, okay? And the people voted for these people to be rounded up en masse, okay, to get them out of the country. And I didn't even, I didn't even have the clip. But for a minute, all the Republicans right now that are pushing this Dignity act, okay, like, like puffy face losers like Mike Lawler and Maria Salazar and these people, these are halfway Republicans. These are losers. Did you see this, Frankie? They're pushing the Dignity Act. This dignity act, it's an immigration bill that they're trying to get through Republicans. This is a Republican bipartisan sponsored thing. Sponsored by Republicans, introduced by Republicans. And it is designed to create dignity for them. And you know what's crazy is that like this is something that maybe you would have introduced in the pre Trump era, but Trump literally won the biggest mandate in the modern era of elections on a mass deportations platform. And people like Michael Aller are putting the dignity act through. And it's so bad, Frankie, that Michael Alder is getting dunked on by Laura Ingraham on Fox News about it. Like not exactly. Like the most based right wing person, Laura Ingram, is dunking on him. Like why are you pushing this? Like didn't we run on deporting these people and stopping the fraud? And you're now saying that everyone who's been here illegally through the Dignity act are going to get like legal status. Like that's what you're pushing while the American attention is focused on the war. So not only tying this back in, not only is prioritizing overseas, you know, you know, just by natural people get mad at me for saying this, but it takes time away from prioritizing and, and getting the national focus on domestic. But also they're slipping things through, they're trying to slip things through domestically while you're not paying attention. So pay attention to the scam that is Mike Lawler and this woman in Florida, okay? These halfway Republicans who are literally trying to pass bills that are the antithesis of what you voted for domestically. Frank, you got something unbelievable. Frankie's just shaking his head in disgust. That's it, in disgust. So we got a great opportunity, we got the mandate. Talking about what's going on right now in the public eye. And Kamala Harris again, she was an Indian Pacific Islander herself. Right. So what does she have to say for these H1B scammers? So Kamala Harris is back in the public spotlight, and she is saying that she might be running for president again. So shouldn't we really be getting our act together and cleaned up and unified so we can crush Kamala Harris again and send the Democrats into a spiral of eternal darkness for the next 50 years? Might be a good idea. Gotta get on track on that. Here's Kamala Harris.
H
So in your openness to talk to the American people, as I said in introducing.
A
And you.
H
You and I go back over a quarter century.
B
Yeah.
H
And if there's anyone that has had open communication as you and I. So are you going to run again in 28?
B
So, okay, you know, I tried to
H
be subtle, but I just figured I'd go right in.
D
That is.
A
Could ever be fake. Blackout.
B
We love you for many things, but not being subtle.
A
Why is she talking?
C
I did not miss that laugh.
B
Listen, I might.
D
I might.
B
I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.
A
All right. That's beautiful. That's amazing. I mean, I think you forgot, you know when people are, like, getting upset, when they're like, oh, this is so bad, and, you know, Trump's not doing this and everyone's getting upset, it's like, do you see you almost had the fake black accent for four years. Okay. Like, you almost had that.
C
No, you almost got, like, 20 different accents. Like, it actually would have been a little entertaining, but everyone.
A
She did the fake. She. She did the fake Hindu accent. She was the fake. She just. It's crazy. Does the fake Asian accent just code switching Kabbalah? So there's Kamala, but Kamala also did a Trump impression. Okay, so she's actually. Her power levels are rising. She's gaining new impressions. Here's Kamala Harris on the Trump impression.
B
Well, he's pulled back because, you know, the way that he's thinking of foreign policy, it seems, is when he talks about America, first it's to withdraw from these relationships and these connections and. And then he kind of rev. Acts like a mob boss. So then he's kind of like, well, you know, you take Eastern Europe and I'll take the western hemisphere, and then
A
you over there, you get Asia, and we'll just. Why? Why. Why is Kamala doing that? Why is Kamala doing that?
C
I didn't know he had a black president because he's just.
A
Yeah, so what?
C
That would seem like she was impersonating, like, a male black man, but I'm just.
A
Yeah, personally. But she thinks she's impersonating an Italian American mobster, you know, so that's what she thinks that I sound like. So what do I think she sounds like? And if I impersonated her, I'd be called, like, a racist. But she's impersonating Italians. And everyone, just like in the crowd, the black crowd is laughing along, acting like it isn't racist. Kamala Harris. So we got to get our act together. That's what we could be running against again in 2028. And that's a great thing. So everyone, inhale, exhale. Priority focused, eye on the ball. Kamala Harris. 2028. Okay, let's get it together. All right, quick break. Be right back with so much more, and I'm going to learn. And welcome back to the show, everybody. Mike Crispy here coming to you live. People saying, oh, Mike's not in New York. What's going on? Yeah, okay. I'm a human being. I travel around. I'm in Florida tonight visiting family. The free state of Florida. The beautiful state of Florida. And our coverage rolls on, obviously. Tndo take no days off. Our coverage rolls on of everything going on here and around the world. Okay, we got J.D. vance. Frankie flashed on the screen. We got J.D. vance right now, as we speak, he's engaging in foreign diplomacy in Pakistan. We going to see what happens there. You got the Iranians who have arrived to negotiate. Okay, we have things shaping up. It's a 10 point plan. What points are agreed to? We got, you know, a ceasefire. Does the ceasefire include Lebanon? Is Israel and Lebanon making amends? Is Israel just kind of doing the thing that they did last time that Trump got mad, where he said, they don't know what the blank they're doing. When they said, okay, there's going to be a ceasefire in 12 hours. And then they just started firing even more, which is kind of against the spirit of a ceasefire. You know, is Iran like. The story with them is, is that they put mines in the Strait of Hormuz and now they can't get the mines out because they forgot where they put the mines. So it's like, you know, the whole, like, did you see that? They don't know where they put the mine. So like now, like, they're like, okay, like, even if we want to open it up, we don't know where. Nowhere it is. So the whole thing is a bit of a mess. So we're going to keep covering that for you. The latest on shitty vans in Pakistan. But again, Our episode today, we are attempting to focus on domestic. Okay? Domestic meaning what's going on in the United States of America. And something's going on with. With Kristi Noem. Okay? Dhs. We've been talking about dhs, talking about deportations. That's kind of the theme of the show today. And it gets even weirder for Kristi Noem. And I just want to roll this flashback here because I guess there were signs of something being horribly wrong. And Frankie, in the last segment, he talks about priorities and the time of day. And I think we could all agree that you would want a DHS secretary who was kind of like squeaky clean, laser focused, priorities straight, not in front of the cameras, a silent deportation machine. That's what I think the people wanted for DHS secretary and Kristi Noem had a very tough run at it. She's out now, but there were signs that things were breaking at the seams. Let's roll this. Tonight, embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem confronted over allegations she's having a sexual relationship with former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, who serves as an unconfirmed special governmental employee. Have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
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Mr. Chairman? I am shocked that we're going down
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and pedaling tabloid garbage in this committee. Noem, offended by the question, but never directly answering it. I really think you need to say
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the word no into the record so that you can clear that up.
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I think the ridiculousness of this and the tabloids. All right, all right. It's really. It's really bad when Democrats are owning you. I mean, it's just not good. Like, I'm not. I'm not like one of these, like, you know, slop providers like some other people. It's like, let's just be real here. The Democrats are having their way with Noam. They had their way with Noemi. Makes us look bad. It's a weak link. When a low IQ Democrat is owning our Homeland Security secretary. That's not good. Why was it no more thoroughly vetted? I guess for this. How did this stuff not come out about the husband? It gets even worse for the husband, Frank. It's not like an affair. Like, you know, there's affairs and people have affairs and there's extramarital things. Okay? And people are doing things in secret, and I guess that happens a lot. But what is this, Frankie? What is this? This is a new, new, new headline. I mean, these are the people who run our country, run our government, and I would just caution and Say that we need to be a little more thoughtful and careful on who we jump to support. Again, I was an original person who was saying that I don't know how I feel about Kristi Noem when she was shooting a cricket, okay? Like, you know, she's shooting this cute little dog and I'm here at my parents house and they have a cute dog and I'm just like, how did Kristi Noemi not only do it, but writing it in a book that she did? So she's a little messed up. And I think that, and I think, Frankie, that anybody that is married to somebody who, again, you know, you're sleeping around, you're trying to have an affair, you know, you're hiding it. Like that's kind of a tale as old as time, you know, heterosexual, whatever. Even a gay affair, okay, like going on in secret. Like, this is so much more bizarre. Byron Ohm told dominatrix that he wanted to leave Christie to become a trans bimbo slut. Okay. Christine's husband, Byron allegedly once told dominatrix he wanted to leave his wife and become the sex workers trans bimbo slut. So Frankie, the question is, were there signs, were there signs of something so profound? I don't think it's possible to simultaneously have that much mental illness and then be able to compartmentalize it and hide it to the wife and kids. And Corey Lewandowski thing was obviously absurd as well. So like that wasn't being hidden. So what you. And by the way, with, with all of that happening, do you see how it's kind of easy how the priorities of what DHS should have been doing for the last year and a half maybe wasn't being fully met because their time capacity during the day was occupied a little bit by other things. Frankie, please weigh in here.
C
Yeah, I mean, you know, if anyone, if there was a fly on the wall in the studio of producer Frankie and Mike Crispy, they would know that. You know, we've definitely discussed this quite a bit in the background. You know, you just. We've, you know, we've seen these hearings and you know, there was always in the back of our mind like, ah, there seems like there might be some skeletons in the closet of that family. And here it is unraveling.
A
Yeah. And not just skeletons, but like, you know, just, just things beyond the wildest pale. Like, you know, like, like chopped up bodies in the basement type. You know, scandalous. Like, like really bad. So Byron Gnome not mentally stable. Clearly out there. And clearly Kristi Gnome had to have Known about this. Right? I think we could agree with that, that she obviously had to have known about this. Frankie, I don't know. Did you put these in 1.5x speed?
C
Yeah.
A
Okay. Okay, we're going to roll some stuff here. This has been out there. This is out there for the people. And the reason I'm going to show you this and roll this is because I want you to understand how absurd this is. Okay? And everyone makes mistakes. Hopefully, this is a mistake we will never make again. We will vet the people that we call, you know, Deportation Barbie. Remember that? Deportation Barbie spent $200 million on a commercial for herself. Again, at the beginning, even. I. Maybe again, I was never really a big Kristi Noem person because I. The dog thing, and I got a lot of flack for it. Everyone's getting mad at me. But when she made the video with the. You know, with the. With the. With the. With the. At the TSA checkpoints, and it was her face like, all right, whatever. She's kind of owning the libs. Like, that's cool. That's great. But, no, there's. There's nothing you can say for this. And you gotta learn the lesson, and you gotta hear how absurd it is, because you have to hold these people to account. And you know what? There are many. Many like this that you just haven't heard about yet. What did I say at the beginning of the show, Frankie? I tied it all in. Is that the people who ascend in politics, typically, again, there are exceptions to the rule. Trump's an exception. Okay, there are a few exceptions, but people who ascend are the ones who are the most compromised, the most blackmailable, the most controllable. And the reason they ascend is because the people who fund them and prop them up, okay, are the donors and the special interest who want a malleable puppet, because malleable puppets are easy to control. Do you get it now? And if you don't believe me, here's a little Byron gnome with his trans bimbo slut boyfriend.
D
Girl, you told me you loved me, didn't you?
A
I do love you.
D
Do you?
B
Mm.
D
So much better than your wife, aren't I?
A
You're so much better. Would you ever marry me?
D
Oh, you want to be married?
A
Like, what kind of. What is he doing?
D
I mean, how many drinks are beyond?
C
A lot.
D
A lot.
A
What is he. What is he up. What is he at? Eighth grade, girl.
D
Yeah.
A
Yeah. You make me drink.
D
Oh, I don't make you do it. Oh, do I? I am the boss.
A
So you tell me what to do and I'll do it.
D
That's a dangerous saying.
A
What's going on? Look at those nails. What is this? Yeah.
D
Did you think that I wouldn't find out who you are?
A
I knew you knew.
D
Do you care that I know what doesn't matter, right? It doesn't.
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National security, Palantir. Okay, no. Frankie, the fate of the world in the country isn't more important than you being a trans bimbo. Like, like he knew. He knew. Oh, I knew who you knew. So what is it? Is it that far fetched that a foreign adversary wouldn't try to, you know, co op Christy Noem by getting information through one of these like dominatrix people to the husband's like feed information to get Byron Gnome to ask about things. Kristi Noem can't quite deny it cause she's having an affair too. She's gotta like kinda keep a relationship and that gets fed back through the dominatrix to this mentally ill Byron Gnome guy. And then it's used against us to help destroy our country and help people bastardize. Oh, they're not looking over here. Let's exploit the visas here. It's like, were they blackmailing Kristi Noem through this? Possible. What is going on? We gotta look in the mirror and be a little bit smarter about who we're going for voting for. And by the way, just because they're on Fox News doesn't mean anything. Lindsey Graham is always on Fox News and he is Lady G. So wake up. Quick break right back. Trap show. Don't go anywhere. And welcome back to the show, everybody. Mike Crispy here. What a, what a night. What an episode it's been. Okay, what a. We have high stakes overseas, but at home we are talking about the things that are not getting talked about. That's been a nice theme tonight. Myself, producer Frankie coming to you live. Now obviously we're usually in New York and Frankie's there. I don't know if Frankie will ever leave. Maybe one day I'll leave, who knows. But it's getting bad. It's getting really bad. It's actually getting worse than I think we ever could have imagined. You know, I said to somebody, now obviously, I live in New Jersey, everyone knows that. But I said to somebody, you know, the electric bills right now are sky high. And the governor of New Jersey, Mikey Sherrill, said that on day one she would freeze the electric bills. And I'm like, well, that sucks because the electric bills are already super high. So she's Gonna freeze the electric bills at a high rate. That's really not very productive. Right. It was even worse than that. She actually said, I don't know. And the bills just keep going up by like 40, 50%. Zoron. Oh, it's gonna be terrible. He's gonna have free buses. He's going to, you know, tax the wealthy more. It was even worse than you could have ever imagined. If you live in the New York Tri State Area, $23 billion government shortfall for everything that zorron wants. So think about that, Frankie. In what world, in a business world, can you be $23 billion off the mark and keep your job or get put into position for the job? Like, think about it. He sold us his vision. And everyone says, okay, people who push the socialism stuff, it's obviously like fantasy, but he sold us a vision that he now is saying after his first 100 days in office that is $23 billion off the mark. It's like, think about that for a minute. Only in the world of politics, especially in democrat politics, can you be that off and keep your position. That's my message here. Because he says, all right, we're going to have to. Now, everybody who owns a home that's over $750,000, okay, valued at. You now have to pay a 50% tax on that or something like that when you sell it. Guess what? Newsflash, the cost of living has been going up in New York. Home value's been going up. Little shacks are worth 750,000 now that were purchased for 100,000 25 years ago. They're now worth 750,000. So now everybody. These are not rich people. Everybody will have to pay 50% tax when they sell their home if they ever want to leave. What's going on? $23 billion short. Oh, but don't worry, don't worry. Zoron is walking. Zoron is walking. He's a man of the people. This is the slop that the Zoron supporters are still buying. Zoron walked home from work. Six miles. Walked home from work. How you doing? How you doing? Hi, guys. Hello. Hi, guys. There he is, the 23 billion dollar man. Guess what? In my head, when I was coming, I was like, you know what? I'll maybe email him.
D
But I was like, you can't do that.
A
You don't know him. Oh my gosh. Okay. All right, we've seen enough. So they. They basically took him walking three blocks. And then people come up to him, obviously staged, obviously choreographed Obviously, it was all over overwhelmingly positive. And they're like, he walked six miles home. No, I think he walked six blocks. And they had six paid actors come up to him. So that scene was about as real as his budget. But how did we get into this position? Okay? And it was people who said, oh, you know, Eric Adams isn't so bad. He's a moderate. He's a moderate. He's gonna. He's gonna do an okay job. New York City has no money. They spent all the money on the illegals. Now they can't pave the roads. They can't fill the potholes unless they raise taxes. They can't pay for anything they want to do. And where is Eric Adams? Gone. Frankie, again. I think Eric Adams is kind of interesting because he's the most, like, shameless of all the politicians. Doesn't care. He was doing deals with the Albanian government, and now he is a honorary Albanian citizen. Real good. Allegiance to America and politics. Rolling. What's going on here?
H
What a day. What a day, when you think about it. Our brothers and sisters from Albania, from Kosovo, from Montenegro in North Macedonia. It says so much for us to be here in Gracie Mansion and to have your parade.
A
He was an Albanian national the entire time, so he did that. And everyone says, what's going on there? He has now defected to Albania and become an Albanian citizen. That is what happened to Eric Adams. Real, real good public servants were electing. Okay, wake up. All right, guys. That's about all the time that we have on the show. We appreciate you. We love you. We'll keep you posted on what's going on around the world. At home, we'll see you back live.
Podcast: Real America’s Voice
Host: Mike Crispi (with Producer Frankie)
Date: April 11, 2026
On this episode, Mike Crispi, broadcasting remotely from Florida, dives into a mix of national and international topics with co-producer Frankie joining from New York. The show explores significant political developments in California’s gubernatorial race (centering on Steve Hilton, Eric Swalwell, and Tom Steyer), the machinery and ruthlessness behind political takedowns, overlooked stories about immigration fraud and domestic corruption, and a recurring theme: the manipulation and distraction tactics in media and politics. International tensions, especially in Pakistan and the Middle East, are touched on but with a constant pull back to insisting domestic issues are what matter most. The episode maintains a lively, irreverent, “no bullshit” tone, sharp wit, and deep skepticism toward mainstream narratives and establishment figures.
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Steve Hilton Surges With Trump Endorsement:
Mike breaks down the unusual political dynamic:
“President Trump made the endorsement for governor of California of a guy named Steve Hilton… He’s running for governor of California. He’s leading in the polls.” (03:20)
California’s primary system allows the top two vote-getters, regardless of party, to advance to the general.
Eric Swalwell's Political 'Kill Shot':
Swalwell, embroiled in scandal, is the leading Democrat. Mike vehemently criticizes him:
"Everyone knows Eric Swalwell slept with the Chinese spy... such a jerk, such an asshole. This guy, Eric Swalwell, and the reason he is where he is is because he is a controllable little puppet." (06:10)
Notable Clip:
[08:33] – Alleged victim's statement, aired on the show, used by Mike to illustrate how political machines use #MeToo-style stories as tactical weapons.
Ruthlessness of Political Machines:
“This is a coordinated killing in a ruthless political game.” (09:45)
"The people who ascend in politics are the most compromised, the most blackmailable, the most controllable." (44:08)
Tom Steyer as Beneficiary:
With Swalwell axed, billionaire Tom Steyer emerges as the establishment’s new favorite:
"Oh, because he's a billionaire. And they chopped it up and they decided, 'Alright Tom, you're going to be in there, and we're going to kill off Swalwell...'" (16:53)
Notable Clip:
[17:43]–[18:39] – Compilation of Steyer's past statements, including his focus on climate change as a solution to international crises.
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Paid Influence and Manufactured Narratives:
Mike claims 80% of trending voices on X (formerly Twitter) are paid—directly or indirectly—by interests to push coordinated messages:
"80% of the people that you see on, on your favorite X timeline are paid to carry out an agenda." (20:35)
"It is an invisible way for these influencers to push things... They swear they're not paid, but they got paid." (21:27)
Advice to Listeners:
Don’t blindly trust any one voice, even those with strong track records—read widely, compare opposing views, and think for yourself.
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Unreported Scams:
Mike covers alleged Indian nationals staging fake armed robberies to fast-track their U visa immigration status and Somali billion-dollar frauds siphoning tax money.
News Excerpt:
[25:31] – Reporter describes federal indictments of Indian nationals for U-visa scam.
Blame on Domestic Collaborators:
“Domestic operations funded by mega donors, carried out by lawyers who are teaching them and coordinating this behavior... Those people should be arrested immediately and they should be tried for treason.” (26:49)
Systemic Failure:
Similar frauds run across groups (CDL licenses, medical provider scams, etc.), with little sustained attention.
Producer Frankie’s Take:
"Why don't we take at least a couple of those B2s out of Iran, fly them over Somalia, and tell these people, if we don't get a wire to the IRS of $9 billion or all of your Family is going to be evaporated into dust." (28:27)
Mike hails this “based” suggestion as more effective than anything D.C. analysts are paid to promote.
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Criticism of the “Dignity Act”:
Mike and Frankie lambaste Republican lawmakers like Mike Lawler and Maria Salazar for pushing the Dignity Act—offering legal status to long-term illegal immigrants, counter to Trump’s platform.
“They’re slipping things through, they’re trying to slip things through domestically while you’re not paying attention.” (32:55)
Warning:
Distractions from foreign dramas enable establishment Republicans to push policies directly opposing their own voters’ wishes.
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2028 Aspirations:
Mike airs a Kamala Harris interview teasing a possible 2028 run, mocking her mannerisms and “code-switching”:
“She did the fake Hindu accent. She was the fake...Asian accent, just code switching Kamala... Her power levels are rising. She’s gaining new impressions.” (35:18–35:42)
Riffs on Harris’s attempts at Trump and “mobster” impersonations, painting her as inauthentic.
Frankie:
“I did not miss that laugh.” (34:46)
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Quick Recap:
J.D. Vance is in Pakistan for foreign diplomacy; Iran-Israel tensions continue with talk of ceasefires and misplaced mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
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Kristi Noem’s Embarrassing Exit at DHS:
Mike highlights the tabloid-worthy collapse of former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem:
“You would want a DHS secretary who was kind of like squeaky clean, laser focused, priorities straight, not in front of the cameras, a silent deportation machine. That’s what I think the people wanted for DHS secretary and Kristi Noem had a very tough run at it." (39:27)
"People who ascend [politically]...are the most compromised, the most blackmailable, the most controllable." (44:08)
Calls for Better Vetting:
“Hopefully, this is a mistake we will never make again.” (43:38)
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Gloomy Outlook for NY/NJ:
“Only in the world of politics, especially in Democrat politics, can you be that off and keep your position.” (49:48)
Eric Adams: Albanian Citizen?
Mike riffs on Adams’ ceremonial Albanian citizenship—“He has now defected to Albania and become an Albanian citizen.” (52:11)
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On Political Takedowns:
“This is a coordinated killing in a ruthless political game.” – Mike (09:45)
Political Ascent and Compromise:
“The people who ascend in politics are the most compromised, the most blackmailable, the most controllable.” – Mike (44:08)
On Paid Social Media Influence:
“It is an invisible way for these influencers to push things... They swear they're not paid, but they got paid.” – Mike (21:27)
Frankie’s “Based” Military Plan:
“Why don’t we take a couple of those B2s out of Iran, fly them over Somalia, and tell those people, if we don’t get a wire to the IRS for $9 billion, all your Family is going to be evaporated into dust.” – Frankie (28:27)
Kamala Harris Watch:
“She did the fake. She did the fake Hindu accent. She was the fake. She just...does the fake Asian accent, just code switching Kamala...” – Mike (35:18)
Eric Adams Joke:
“He has now defected to Albania and become an Albanian citizen.” – Mike (52:11)
This episode of “Last Call with Mike Crispi” is a whirlwind of political commentary, scandal analysis, and cultural critique. Mike and Frankie connect dots across media, politics, and society, questioning motives and calling out perceived hypocrisy and corruption on both sides of the aisle. The show is candid, energized, and skeptical, making a strong case for shifting the focus back to America’s neglected homefront while reminding listeners to always “keep their eye on the ball.”