SMACKDOWN WITH DARRELL SCOTT - MARCH 1st, 2026

Summary

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Smackdown with Darrell Scott – March 1st, 2026

Podcast: Real America’s Voice
Hosts: Darrell Scott & James Davis (with Candace Owens, Donald Trump, others)
Date: March 2, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Smackdown with Darrell Scott" takes listeners on a satirical, unapologetically partisan walk through the week’s political landscape, focusing heavily on President Trump’s recent activities, Democratic hypocrisy on immigration, political drama at the State of the Union, and the culture wars within and beyond the Republican Party. Candace Owens receives heavy scrutiny in a dedicated segment, and the episode rounds off with its signature "Smackdown of the Week," aimed at Gavin Newsom for his political pandering.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Trump’s Busy Week & Threats Against Him

• Overview: President Trump’s security threats—ranging from a real-life incident with a gunman at Mar-a-Lago to the omnipresent threat of violence—are discussed with a mix of seriousness and bravado.
• Quotes:
  • “I don't know how long I'll be around. Got a lot of people gunning for me, don't I, Huh?” – Donald Trump (02:05)
  • Darrell and James share stories about Trump’s wry humor when discussing danger:
    • “He said, I don't know, you know, people hiding in trees around the golf course trying to shoot me.” – Darrell Scott (02:40)
• Tone: Both hosts highlight Trump's 'G' persona, not cowering in fear.

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Digs at Democrats – Immigration Hypocrisy

• Main Theme: Comparison of Trump's and Democrats' past rhetoric on immigration, suggesting Democrats have abandoned positions they once cheered.
• Notable Comparison: Juxtaposition of Trump and Clinton SOTU quotes from different eras, both emphasizing the government's duty to prioritize citizens over illegal aliens.
  • “The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.” – Both Donald Trump (10:58) and Bill Clinton (11:20)
• Critical Analysis:
  • “Same Democrats that refused to stand up now, they were clapping about it before. So this just shows you how hypocritical they are.” – Darrell Scott (12:36)
  • “Yeah, Bubba, sounds just like Trump. I mean, he stand up there, it's like Trump may have plagiarized his speech.” – James Davis (12:44)
• Memorable Moment: The “blind man/dog crap” analogy for Democrats falling into Trump’s verbal traps. (06:29)

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Trump’s Take on Fake News & Climate Alarmism

• Trump’s shots at media, “fake news,” and joking about environmental regulations:
  • “Not using hairspray. And I'm going to ruin the ozone.” – Donald Trump (04:29)
  • “The press has been relatively fair...meaning they've been bad but not horrible.” – Donald Trump (05:47)
• Host banter:
  • “Once he put fake news, that became a moniker, the label. And they gonna have to wear that forever.” – James Davis (06:17)

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State of the Union—Stage, Audience, and Side Drama

Congressional Hypocrisy & Nancy Pelosi

• Trump calls for banning congressional insider trading, jokingly asks if Pelosi stands up.
  • “If she was here? Pass the Stop Insider Trading act without delay.” – Donald Trump (10:04, 10:06)
• Hosts riff on Pelosi’s wealth and supposed drinking habits, using humor and stereotypes:
  • “She soaks hers [teeth] overnight in bourbon....She was grinding them false teeth together. I can't believe he got me.” – Darrell Scott (10:33); James Davis (10:16)
• Memorable riff: Ongoing jokes about Pelosi’s drinking and ability to “outdrink” the rest.

Side Dramas: Signs, Scuffles, and Free Speech

• Al Green’s protest sign drama and quick-handed defense against sign-snatching, described in comical detail:
  • “But he had his hand over the A. So it said black people rent apes.” – Darrell Scott (15:41)
  • “Al was fast. He started coming. That's the sign. Fast like that. Watch your head.” – James Davis (16:25)
• Hosts criticize performative protestors and “white privilege” in policing protests.
• On Democrats’ counter-events: Mockery directed at the “giraffe suit” and “Portland Frog Brigade” as symbols of unseriousness among the opposition.
  • “She defined Trump and she's got the support of...the Portland Frog Brigade, man.” – Darrell Scott (22:37)

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Democratic Presidential Race: “Clown Car” Segment

• A breakdown of the 2028 Democratic primary candidates:
  • “This is just a downright clown car at this point on the Democratic side.” – Political Commentator (23:16)
• Buttigieg’s lack of black support called out with crass (and controversial) reasoning.
  • “He was polling at 00, and they didn't know why...Ain't no black man or black woman supporting no white man that's the wife in a homosexual relationship.” – Darrell Scott (24:06)
• Labeling top Democrats as “clowns” and the race as a “Ringling Brothers” circus. (25:07-25:18)

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Candace Owens in the “Candy’s Corner” (C Block – from 26:31)

• New Segment: “Candy’s Word of the Week” features Candace overusing and mispronouncing “hyperbolic” and “rhetoric,” drawing Sesame Street-style mockery.
  • “My name is Big Bird. Your word for the day is rhetoric.” – James Davis (28:35)
• Critique: Hosts criticize Owens’ perceived lack of substance and obsession with conspiracy.
  • “Nothing worse than a dumb person trying to sound intelligent.” – Darrell Scott (29:16)
• Ongoing Drama: Candace’s accusations about Charlie Kirk’s assassination are dissected and mocked for lack of evidence and veering into “grift.”
  • “Basically, Erica here is pulling the LBJ...” – Candace Owens (30:32)
  • “This obsession...she needs to be psychoanalyzed as to what her motivation is.” – Darrell Scott (32:00)
• Accusations of Paid Smear Campaigns:
  • “Matt Wallace has said...I was offered money today to say bad things about Candace Owens and turned it down.” – James Davis (36:32)
  • Darrell and James joke about wanting payment for bashing Candace.

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Smackdown of the Week: Gavin Newsom’s "Pandering"

• Newsom’s attempt to connect with black voters by underplaying his intelligence and success is aggressively mocked:
  • “I'm a 960sat guy...I'm just as dumb as y’all are.” – Parody of Gavin Newsom (46:04)
  • “This is the bigotry of low expectations. I'm just as dumb. I need a DEI test. I need a curve on the grade. I can't make the score. I'm just like y'all.” – James Davis (46:13)
  • “If Trump is still up there and says some crap like that, they'd be going crazy.” – Darrell Scott (48:50)
• Hosts perform outlandish, stereotypical reenactments to lampoon Newsom’s tone.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “[Trump] walked them right into, like you say, right into a pile of dog crap.” – James Davis (07:48)
• “If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support. The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.” – Donald Trump (07:01)
• “It is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years.” – Bill Clinton (11:20)
• “I want my Kansas bash of money. I want my money from Israel, and I want my money from whoever else is paying, too.” – Darrell Scott (38:22)
• “I say it all the time, that the real races are on the left. This is the bigotry of low expectations.” – James Davis (46:13)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Trump personal security & anecdotes: 01:51–03:26
• Trump on climate and fake news: 04:20–05:47
• Democrats’ hypocrisy on immigration: 10:58–12:44
• Pelosi/insider trading riff: 09:14–10:33
• Al Green sign incident: 15:41–17:15
• Democratic race "clown car": 23:14–25:09
• Candy's Corner—Candace Owens critique: 26:31–32:46
• Smackdown of the Week (Gavin Newsom): 45:00–49:08

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Tone & Language

The hosts maintain a comedic, cutting, and unapologetically conservative tone mixed with satire, cultural references, and heavy hyperbole. The banter is both mocking and insulting towards political opponents and occasionally strays into controversial territory. The "Smackdown" format relies on exaggerating the perceived flaws or hypocrisy of the left, while celebrating Trump’s candidness and resilience.

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Summary

This episode of "Smackdown with Darrell Scott" leans hard into political satire to lampoon the week’s big moments: Trump's ongoing clash with the “violent left” and “fake news;” Democrats’ shifting language on immigration; Capitol side-shows during the State of the Union; and the Democratic primary’s lack of a clear frontrunner. The centerpiece is a segment ribbing Candace Owens’ "grift" and fixation with conspiracy, followed by the "Smackdown of the Week" mocking Newsom’s attempts at relatability with black voters. Throughout, Darrell and James keep their signature mix of storytelling, parody, and smack talk, making the episode a rapid-fire ride through current conservative commentary.

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Transcript

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[James Davis]

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[Darrell Scott]

Get ready for Smackdown with Daryl Scott. You've been served. No political nonsense here.

[Joker]

The truth will set you free.

[Darrell Scott]

Smackdown with Daryl Scott starts now. Welcome to another exciting, explosive, entertaining, enthralling, enlightening, inspirational episode or installment of Smackdown. I'm Darrell Scott. Got my sidekick bobblehead right here, still laying in the kizzart, and my homeboy road dog, James Davis, riding shotgun. What up, Jake?

[James Davis]

What's happening, sir?

[Darrell Scott]

And we out here.

[James Davis]

Your alliteration was kicking in while I figured.

[Darrell Scott]

I tried.

[James Davis]

It's good stuff. We back out here in these Smackdown streets.

[Darrell Scott]

How many is this, like, how many

[Candace Owens]

weeks in a row?

[James Davis]

It's like a record. Like, like five or six. Like, without a break.

[Darrell Scott]

We're gonna have to get back on CP time.

[James Davis]

CP days off, pto.

[Darrell Scott]

We need to get back to perpetuating and affirming every negative stereotype about black

[James Davis]

people we call off. That's what black folks do. So we got. We got stuff to do.

[Darrell Scott]

President Trump has been very busy lately, and he's had a good time being busy. He started off, like, with the governor's meeting. He met with all the governors and he came out the gate fine. Fine. On both cylinders. Watch this.

[Donald Trump]

I don't know how long I'll be around. Got a lot of people gunning for me, don't I, Huh?

[Darrell Scott]

You know the guy rolled up in Mar? A Lago with a shotgun and a can of gasoline and got smoked.

[James Davis]

Yeah.

[Darrell Scott]

If they would have been outside instead of shooting him, they could have shot the gas can, been out the parking lot.

[James Davis]

Right. He went up and smoked like the cartoons, standing there on fire. But, you know, here we. That's the violent, you know, the violent world, the violent left coming after our president. So, you know, he. He was light hearted about it, but it's a real serious thing, man.

[Darrell Scott]

I remember I talked to him. I think it was right after the. After he won the election and this past election. I called him the next day and we was Talking. I said, man, good. Now you can get you a game of golf in. Because he had been campaigning hard. He said, I don't know, you know, people hiding in trees around the golf course trying to shoot me.

[James Davis]

Golf course ain't safe no more. I'm saying it's dangerous out there.

[Darrell Scott]

He be knowing some other stuff, though, because I remember when they had the rally in New York and I was thinking about going. I said, man, the only way I go on the rally is if I can ride the motorcade with you, because I'm not trying to navigate in that New York traffic. And he said, I don't know. You might be safer in the traffic instead of riding with me. It might be a drone strike trying to get you if you ride with me, you know? So he's got some intel about threats against him. He's just not being out here like no little punk being scared.

[James Davis]

Right? I didn't even think about that angle with them drones and stuff. So it's a. It's a dangerous world. We live in there. But again, you know, he's still a G. He said, somewhere hiding. He hiding behind some glass. And all the rest of you out there doing.

[Darrell Scott]

Still a G. So he got the crowing about a little bit. He had to throw his crow in at the governor's meeting.

[James Davis]

Watch.

[Donald Trump]

When the election was rigged and I missed my, what, normal second term. I said, this is terrible, but I was the one that got the Olympics, and I was the one that got the World Cup.

[Darrell Scott]

Hey, man. He had to throw a crow in. He said, see, if I. If y' all hadn't cheated me out the last election, I wouldn't be having all this right now. But I got the Olympics, I got the. The 250th anniversary. I'm getting all kind of stuff that I wouldn't have got if y' all hadn't cheated.

[James Davis]

Yeah, the World cup, everything. You know, things are lining up. He's doing. But they would have been done with them. They'd have moved on by now. I say it all the time, like, they sit up having all this tds, Peter. Bad heart attacks. They could have been done if they had to cheated four years ago.

[Darrell Scott]

Thank you. He even chimed in on the climate change, global warming, or whatever the heck it's called. Now.

[James Davis]

Watch.

[Darrell Scott]

Environmental problem.

[Donald Trump]

Not using hairspray. And I'm going to ruin the ozone.

[Darrell Scott]

Okay?

[Donald Trump]

I'm in my apartment in Trump Tower. The building is totally sealed off, and if I use hairspray, they say, sir, you're creating an Environmental hazard.

[Darrell Scott]

Remember that? Man, they were like the ozone layers getting a hole in it. So we had to stop using aerosol. Right. We couldn't use our aerosol deodorant anymore. We had to go to the stick.

[James Davis]

Yes. I mean, how y' all know, y' all up there knowing that it's the aerosol that's causing like that much is going. They just make up stuff and we just fall for it and they change industries. Somebody get to make another pile of bucks and trumps call them out on it.

[Darrell Scott]

Remember though, some of the other existential threats, man, Overpopulation.

[James Davis]

Yeah.

[Darrell Scott]

Remember that? That was the one. And then let Al Gore tell it, we supposed to all been drowned by the water.

[James Davis]

Yeah.

[Darrell Scott]

Hey, watch this. 10 years ago in 2016, or was it 2017? I'll be nice to say 2017. Nine years ago.

[James Davis]

Okay.

[Darrell Scott]

AOC said we only had 12 years left.

[James Davis]

That's right.

[Darrell Scott]

Remember?

[James Davis]

That's right. And they all come with that, the climate, alarmism and trying to say that it's going to be over. But it's funny how they all buy beachfront property, property and they ain't afraid of the ocean rising.

[Darrell Scott]

Then he got him a dig in on fake news. He's not going. I don't care what event he's at, you're going to get him a dig in on fake news.

[James Davis]

Sure.

[Donald Trump]

The press has been relatively fair to me over the last year, meaning they've been bad but not horrible. And I said, if you'd like, should we by vote allow the press to watch the great finale that we have planned tonight with the musicians? If you'd like to do it, you can do it. And look at them, they're all dressed up and all looking beautiful.

[Darrell Scott]

So if you do, he's not going to forget about them, man. He's going to get him a dig, a shot in on them forever.

[James Davis]

Because that's what, you know, he pulled the COVID off them in the first go around in the first, you know, campaign, so to speak. And once he put fake news, that became a moniker, the label. And they gonna have to wear that forever. In fact, they've been going out of business because of him.

[Darrell Scott]

One time when we were kids, right, we were outside playing around in the grass with no shoes on, right? Summertime, no shoes on. We out there playing in the grass. And so my friend Ken says to Larry, he says, hey man, close your eyes. Let's play blind, man, close your eyes and let me lead you. And he closed his eyes and he led him and made him Step right into a pile of dog crap. Well, at the State of the Union address, did that to the Democrats. Walked straight into a pile of dog crap. Watch this.

[Donald Trump]

So tonight I'm inviting every legislature to join with my administration in reaffirming a fundamental principle. If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support. The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.

[James Davis]

Hey, that, that's the campaign ad right there. He gotta run nothing else. Just buy all 15 second ads for the next, you know, until the midterms. And they say, look who they care about. They don't care nothing about the American public. All they care about is illegals. And we saw that in blazing in full color and Technicolor with all the money and everything they gave to them. But he walked them right into, like you say, right into a pile of dog crap.

[Darrell Scott]

They were sitting there like, you mother. He got him. Then he got some more digs in.

[Donald Trump]

Look, nobody stands up. These people are crazy. I'm telling you, they're crazy. Amazing, incredible. Boy, oh boy, we're lucky we have a country with people like this. Democrats are destroying our country. But we've stopped it just in the nick of time, didn't we?

[Darrell Scott]

They got to sit there and eat that. Listen, he not only walked them into some crap, he made them eat some too.

[James Davis]

Yeah, I think that one was a. Smeared in your face. Y' all are crazy. And because they couldn't stand up for things like lower crime and all the rest, he had to call them out on it. And especially on the whole, I think he had, he had dovetailed into the, the transgender stuff about not them telling parents that, that, you know, the kids are having surgery without the parents permission. And they couldn't stand up for that. I mean, y' all are crazy. Like he said, y' all are crazy.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, then he got him. Good one. He had to get him a shot in on Nancy to watch.

[Donald Trump]

As we ensure that all Americans can profit from a rising stock market, let's also ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit from using insider information. They stood up for that. I can't believe. I can't believe it. Did Nancy Pelosi stand up? If she was here?

[James Davis]

Doubt it.

[Donald Trump]

Pass the Stop Insider Trading act without delay.

[Darrell Scott]

My Nancy was like, you son of a.

[James Davis]

We know she ain't standing up. You've been making $175,000 a year for the last 20 years. You worth a hundred million dollars. So she said it like you grinding her teeth the false teeth because sometimes they fall out. She'll put her. Her effort in or whatever it is to keep them in the same space. She was grinding them false teeth together. I can't believe he got me.

[Darrell Scott]

She soaks hers overnight in bourbon. She got bourbon and she just soaks them in there. So when you see her sucking her teeth, she getting that liquor off there. All right, we're going to go back and let you be the judge of this. We're going to compare this year's State of the Union address to a State of the Union address by one of the favorite Democrats, Democrat presidents of all time in 1995, 31 years ago. And I just want you to note the similarities between the two. Watch this.

[Donald Trump]

The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.

[Bill Clinton]

Not only in the states most heavily affected, but in every place in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use imposed burdens on our taxpayers. That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more. By hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are arrested for crimes, to better identify illegal aliens in the workplace, as recommended by the commission headed by former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. We are a nation of immigrants, but we are also a nation of laws. It is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years. And we must do more to stop it.

[Darrell Scott]

Same Democrats that refused to stand up now, they were clapping about it before. So this just shows you how hypocritical they are.

[James Davis]

Yeah, Bubba, sounds just like Trump. I mean, he stand up there, it's like, like Trump may have plagiarized his speech. It sounds exactly the same.

[Darrell Scott]

Trump said they was cool. We said Clinton got it. He got him. All right. They share the same mindset. We'll be back.

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[James Davis]

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[Darrell Scott]

There are a lot of other things, some side drama issues going on at the State of the union address. You know, everything that was happening wasn't happening on stage. Some of it was down in the audience, such as this now, 5%, then they're paid.

[Donald Trump]

And everything we send over to Ukraine is sent through NATO. And they pay us in full. They pay us totally in full. Every branch of our armed forces is setting records for recruitment. This is so exciting.

[Darrell Scott]

Nancy's sitting on that lit. She probably had her flask up under the. Up under the desk. Her friends in there done just nodded off in a drunken stupor. You know, Nancy was up there tipping and sipping. James, tell me about it.

[James Davis]

Is she white liquor or brown liquor? She ain't like a brown liquor.

[Darrell Scott]

She brown liquor.

[James Davis]

She's a penny. She's sipping her whiskey and bourbon over there. And see, you know, but like you said, it's a whole lot of people, you know, it's the old folk, you know, we. They sip and then they sleep. They can't stay awake after they took a sip.

[Darrell Scott]

Her buddy went all the way out, see, you know what? Nancy had to tell her friend, girl, you can't hang with me. She thought she could hang with Nancy. You know, like, you remember, the guy said he tried to smoke with Snoop one time, and Snoop smoked him up under the table. Like, man, I tried to snow. And Snoop said he tried to smoke with Willie Nelson, but Willie Nelson out smoked him. She tried to drink with Nancy. Man, she don't. She don't. She don't want none of that smoke.

[James Davis]

Listen, listen, Dancy, drink. Everybody up the table. I'm saying you better come correct. You're gonna be leaving, walking on your tippy toes or being carried out of there.

[Darrell Scott]

You better secretly water yours down, take it. You better take yours to the well. That's what we used to call you better take it to the well and make her think you drinking with her because you can't hang with her. That's some seasoned veteran. She's a veteran alcoholic.

[James Davis]

Would you say her liver made out of leather? She got no health problems. She just drink.

[Darrell Scott]

Meanwhile, Al Green was there and he showed up with the sign. You know, he had the sign, it said black people aren't apes, but he had his hand over the A. So it said black people rent apes. Then it's like, well, who rented you? It's like he advertised. Black people rent apes, like, I'm for rent. But he had a sign. And then, hey, man, the white dude tried to come up and snatch it from him. But watch this. He like, man, you better get back, white boy. Mother think he gonna be a G and walk up and snatch the side. Al Green was too quick for him. You better watch out, white boy.

[James Davis]

He thought he was gonna be slow. Al was fast. He started coming. That's the sign. Fast like that. Watch your head. Go find your seat before you get in trouble. Find your seat for you.

[Darrell Scott]

Who the hell you think you are gonna come snatch out my ass? Hey, all the main ones whine about free speech all the time, right?

[James Davis]

I'm exercising my free speech.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, I show up with a sign, you go sleep. Snatched aside. Man, you better back up.

[James Davis]

We're going somewhere with your white privilege.

[Darrell Scott]

Al got kicked out. Man, watch. Out. Al didn't get kicked out the way a real. A real one would have got kicked out. You supposed to go out raising hell, disrupting, hollering and screaming and doing all that instead of just going on outside. And you, you came in to get kicked out.

[James Davis]

That was his whole point. When he was getting dressed that night, he was like, you know what? Get kicked out tonight. But he's. You got to like, lock your legs in and get drug a little bit. Yeah, he just walking regular. Getting kicked. That's not getting kicked out. They're escorting you out. Kicked out is getting dragged.

[Darrell Scott]

But then dude tried to snatch a sign when he was getting kicked out, and he got away again.

[James Davis]

There's a little bit of tussling going on.

[Darrell Scott]

See, he didn't want to go, but he had to go. But he said, I know. It's like what Evander Holyfield said after Mike Tyson bit him on his head, right? They interviewed, you know, Holyfield said what he said. He said, man, dude know how to get out of a fight if he want to.

[James Davis]

He sure did.

[Darrell Scott]

He ain't want no more than smoke. So he bit my ear so he could get kicked out.

[James Davis]

The same thing as if, like, you know, what he had to get, you know. And then there was a little bit of a tussle over there in the corner, too. Ain't no chump.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, man. You know, you gotta have to be honest, though. It really wasn't that much drama as before, you know, like Jake Tapper tried to bring up some stuff, and Sean Duffy checked him hard. Watch this.

[Political Commentator]

He said, quote, these people are crazy.

[James Davis]

I'm telling you.

[Political Commentator]

They're crazy. I mean, but that's not something we ever heard from Obama or Biden from that.

[Darrell Scott]

That stage.

[James Davis]

Not really. We never had a speaker rip up a speech either.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, what he said, he said, well, we never had one body sitting back behind tearing up State of the Union speeches either.

[James Davis]

Right, Exactly. There's always a video of these clowns doing one upsmanship, you know, with regard to what's going on. But he's right. They crazy. And we got film of them calling people, you know, calling Trump names and all the rest of it, yelling at them, even this time around, hey, man,

[Darrell Scott]

you know, on the Republican Party is to be the party of traditional family values. And the Republican Party has basically said in a. In a lot of words, okay, women need to stay home, cook, clean, have babies, and have it ready for your husband when he come in at night, you know, have my food ready, had his house clean.

[James Davis]

Right.

[Darrell Scott]

And had that bed ready.

[James Davis]

Right.

[Darrell Scott]

For when I come in. And I'll take care of the money and everything else. You ain't got to do nothing but

[James Davis]

look good for me.

[Darrell Scott]

Cook, clean, soul, wash my drawers, cook clean, and, you know, put out when I'm ready for you to put out.

[James Davis]

Yeah, there's some misogyny in the Republican campus.

[Darrell Scott]

So basically, they also say women need to be seen and not heard.

[James Davis]

This is true.

[Darrell Scott]

And, you know, in this modern 21st century, that doesn't always fly. But in some cases, there are examples that they were right. And this is such a case. Watch this.

[James Davis]

I was there.

[Darrell Scott]

I was there, and it was as

[James Davis]

horrific as I thought it would be.

[Candace Owens]

Did you leave early?

[Darrell Scott]

Absolutely. It was like an award show.

[Donald Trump]

You get a medal, you get a

[Darrell Scott]

medal, you get a medal.

[James Davis]

That's literally Mo just said, you get

[Candace Owens]

a car, you get a car.

[Cancer Survivor]

Y' all are on the same page.

[Darrell Scott]

That's five women right there that need to shut up. They need to be seen. And I heard, especially Angela Rock, how many times she done been dumped? How old are you? You better come over to the Republican side and get you a husband so you can cook, clean so for him and give him that sex at night that he want. Because the girl, you done got dumped so many times, I mistake you for a dumpster.

[James Davis]

And it's high profile dump, you know what I'm saying? These ain't dudes we don't know. We know the names of the people she's been put back on the bus stop from, but. But here you go. Like you said, some people don't need a TV show. They don't need a camera. The rest of it sit there mocking, mocking. These, these people that have been injured and served the country and been blown up overseas and you get a medal. That one gets a medal and thinking it's funny. They kiki and amongst each other. No, you need to be at home somewhere.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, you need to be at home somewhere and be. But you know what that was. They knew it was a good. The speech was a slam dunk success. So we had. Oh, yeah, that's horrible. Oh, get out of here. But you know what they should have did? They should have went to the counter events. The Democrats had some counter events to counter the State of the Union. And so they had some counter events. This is where them five hags needed to have went. You know what I mean? This is where they need to go to watch this first one. I'm fresh out of an ice prison in Minneapolis. I've been arrested three times by ice over absurdity. This guy standing up there with a giraffe suit on. And this is the counter State of the Union event, James.

[James Davis]

This is the people's event. You know, again, they are. These are non serious people. You want somebody to come to the counter thing and this is the best thing y' all can present. And what's the budget over there? I hear the Democrats ain't got no money right now. They got a dude over there, giraffe suit with a handful of folks. They probably paid them to come in there in the first place.

[Darrell Scott]

Well, the giraffe suit was one thing, but look, this one right here, this lady, this Democrat, liberal lady, liberal, left wing loony, she got some major support, major endorsement from a coalition. Watch.

[Cancer Survivor]

I'm a mother, I'm a physician, and I have a flag.

[Candace Owens]

And I am the proud representative for

[Cancer Survivor]

Oregon's 3rd congressional district.

[Candace Owens]

Yes, thank you, thank you. And tonight I defy Trump and his

[Cancer Survivor]

authoritarian project by standing in joyful, radical,

[Candace Owens]

peaceful resistance with the Portland Frog Brigade.

[Darrell Scott]

She defined Trump and she's got the support of. Of the Portland Frog Brigade, man.

[James Davis]

I mean, you can't take these people serious. Like somebody actually woke up and then put a frog suit on. Standing behind this elected politician like, this is joyful. And we're over here, we're happy. No, y' all stupid.

[Darrell Scott]

I mean, what do they walk up to each other? Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.

[James Davis]

Like, you can't make this up. I mean, these are the campaign now if the Republicans don't win after all this stuff with this, they gave them food to just feed, you know, to Put these ads out there to show how crazy and stupid the other side is.

[Darrell Scott]

Well, this sums it up right here. Peep game.

[Political Commentator]

They're all running. And this is just a downright clown car at this point on the Democratic side. I mean, just take a look here. Top choices for the 2028 Dem. Perez nominee. You have a leader, but it's not really a clear leader. It's within the margin area. You have Newsom at 19%. Then you have former Vice President Kamala Harris at 18%. Quite a weak number for her given that, of course, she was the nominee last time around. People to judge who of course, is run before 13%. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at 12%. This is just a total clown car. It is a total mess. There is no clear frontrunner at this particular point on the Democratic side. Who the heck knows who the nominee is going to be in three, two years?

[Darrell Scott]

It's been a long time since we've

[Joker]

had a Democratic race like this.

[Political Commentator]

Yeah, it has been a long time. This is very unusual for the Democratic side to not have a clear front runner at this point.

[Darrell Scott]

He said, this is just CNN now. He called them a clown car like this. All we got, they got Buttigieg in third aoc and fourth. They recently did a poll for Buttigieg, right, About how many black people would support him. What was he polling out among black people? He was polling at 00, and they didn't know why. I wanted to say, well, if he'd have been. If he was at least the husband in the relationship, he would have got a little bit of support. But ain't no black man or black woman supporting no white man. That's the wife in a homosexual relationship. I'm sorry, it is what it is.

[James Davis]

We've seen him in the prosthetic breastfeeding thing. So once you see that and once you know who he is, ain't no black folks voting for that nonsense for that crap. He said it's a clown car because it's four clowns in it. You got clown Newsom, clown Harris, clown AOC and clown Buttigieg.

[Darrell Scott]

And they want, hey, man, it's a circus.

[James Davis]

It's Ringling Brothers over there on the left.

[Darrell Scott]

They.

[James Davis]

They bent. So weak. We got such a strong bench. I mean, we shoot fish in a barrel at this point about who can be the. Who can be on the ticket. But on that side, that's all they got.

[Darrell Scott]

The unknown candidate would be somebody. I'm a, quote, the great Rudy Ray Moore.

[James Davis]

Okay.

[Darrell Scott]

Said and his epic saga of the signifying monkey. He said he's somebody that you don't know because he just broke a loose from bringing the brother show. That's the dark horse carried it. Somebody out the cloud out the circus is going to emerge. We'll be back.

[Cancer Survivor]

I think when you're diagnosed with cancer, you crave a semblance of normaly and control.

[Candace Owens]

And so work allowed me to be me.

[Cancer Survivor]

So I think it's really important that companies stay flexible. Cancer in a diagnosis can be all consuming, but it doesn't have to be.

[James Davis]

Research shows there is a significant connection between the ability to continue to work and cancer recovery. We can make work a better place

[Cancer Survivor]

for healing, learn more and sign the [e-mail].

[Darrell Scott]

Okay, we're back for our C block, James. Our C block has been christened the Candace block.

[James Davis]

We in the candy corner.

[Darrell Scott]

I like the candies corner. Well, we're gonna introduce a new segment this week. Candy's word of the week. Watch this. Hello, I'm Drew.

[James Davis]

Ooh.

[Candace Owens]

And I'm a zombie.

[James Davis]

And we are here to tell you

[Darrell Scott]

all about the word nudge. Kandi's word of the week this week, y'. All. Let's see what it is.

[Candace Owens]

She created this hyperbolic idea. Obviously they are extremely hyperbolic. Okay, I'm probably being a little hyperbolic. So hyperbolic. And I'm not saying that in a hyperbolic way. A little hyperbolic or loose figurative or hyperbolic language. You were just being hyperbolic and rather hyperbolic and non actionable. I'm being hyperbolic here, but I'm being facetious. A little bit hyperbolic. You're going to be hyperbolic. And how are you going to, like,

[Darrell Scott]

know where he goes?

[Candace Owens]

I'm being hyperbolic. Really? Hyperbole. Okay. I really don't remember it. And then suddenly, towards the end of Obama, we started hearing all of this rhetoric drummed up. It became white versus black all over again. And they didn't like that rhetoric. They didn't like the idea of a liberal or a progressive plantation. And they killed me. And a guy wrote a whole article about it saying that this rhetoric is racist. In the highest point of ridiculousness. They accused me and my rhetoric of inspiring a mosque shooting in New Zealand. People are getting tired of this rhetoric. We're being tired that we are being told by you guys to hate people based on the color of their skin or to be fearful. We want results. We want policies. We are tired of rhetoric. And the numbers show that our two

[Darrell Scott]

new words of the week Boys and girls.

[Mike Huckabee]

James.

[Darrell Scott]

Our words of the week are hyperbolic and rhetoric. It reminds me, I was watching Underdog cartoon one time and Riff Raff was on there and he said our new words are camouflage and sabotage, where hers are hyperbolic and rhetoric. Come on, man.

[James Davis]

My name is Big Bird. Your word for the day is rhetoric. You don't have a friend, a husband that. Once again, I'm like, who was in your corner that would say. That's not how that's pronounced. It's not hyperbolic. It's hyperbolic. Get a dictionary. But once again, we say it all the time. People just fail for this, this. This scab, this grifter person, because he got a few words right. And so we made her articulate and smart and we see that she can't pronounce words.

[Darrell Scott]

And my hyperbolic makes me think of, like, that's a step up from the Super Bowl. The hyper.

[James Davis]

Hyperbole.

[Darrell Scott]

Hyperbolic. Hyperbolic. Rhetoric. Rhetoric. Hey, my father said it a long time ago.

[James Davis]

Here we go.

[Darrell Scott]

But I ain't gonna use the piece. I'm just. Put it this way. He said, ain't nothing worse than a dumb person trying to sound intelligent. Nothing worse. That ain't what he said.

[James Davis]

What he said. But, yeah, we know. Fill in the blank.

[Darrell Scott]

But, you know, her whole card has been played. You know, she went all around with the Egyptian planes and, And, And.

[Donald Trump]

And.

[Darrell Scott]

And the mole people and t. Her real target was always Mrs. Erica Kirk, the widow of Charlie. And she's showing her whole car now. Watch.

[Candace Owens]

But I'm starting to think that the assassination of Charlie Kirk was something akin to a regicide. Right. The assassination of a king to install a new ruler who the king would have never approved of. Anyways, back at headquarters, I am told it's business as usual. And it's kind of giving me, like, I don't know, LBJ when it gets sworn in in that famous picture, unfortunately. Sworn in, Unfortunately. Of course. He's sad in this photo. Gosh, he's obviously not wanting to be the president. United States. JFK was shot and killed. And now LBJ has to step up, unfortunately. But I gotta be honest, I wasn't there. I don't think LBJ was actually that upset.

[Darrell Scott]

I don't know why.

[Candace Owens]

Vibes, the vibes just aren't vibing for me in that picture. Knowing as I do, and as Charlie did believe that LBJ was involved, which then implicates the feds as having been involved, which then implicates the Dallas police station as being involved. I believe Israel was obviously involved, that they were the ones that wanted him dead. When Ben came out swinging, I was going, oh, something's very wrong here. Basically, Erica here is pulling the lbj. And what I mean by that is as soon as LBJ got into office after JFK's assassination, he reversed course on every single one of JFK's policies. JFK's enemies seemingly became LBJ's friends. Erica appears to be doing that to me.

[Darrell Scott]

Hey, man, you can see she's just lying again. First of all, LBJ did not reverse every single one of JFK's policies. That's number one. But number two, we see her clear target. For some reason, she has some hatred and obsession with Erica Kirk.

[James Davis]

In my mind, I don't know, you know, sometimes you say, sometimes women be scorned, man. And I don't know if she feels like the jilted or we are friends and we're, we're friends friends and we're always together and blah, blah, blah. Maybe she thought she was going to be the one back when he was single and, and she got passed over. But if it's not that, then once again, it's the force that tpc, you know, is. It's the, the, the money, all the influence. And so she's got a grift. She got to come up with a new conspiracy to get, to get money, whereas that's a multimillion dollar organization that she's not involved in. And so because Eric is a new CEO now, she's just going at her.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah. Word is Candace husband tried to buy it and Erica turned him down. That's what I. Wow. Saw on, on social media. I don't know how true it is, but that's what they said. But this obsession that she has is just the motivation. She needs to be psychoanalyzed as to what her motivation is. Yeah, she always tries to come up and say some spiritual stuff to him, act like God is on her ungodly side.

[Candace Owens]

It's insane. It's like gang stalking.

[Gavin Newsom]

Right.

[Candace Owens]

It's. But you know, I go back to what I said on my show the other day is like, you have to understand, like when you do deals with Satan, like he's not the creator. He is constantly trying to rebel against the creator so he can't create. And so when these people get rid of people that are good and godly. Charlie got rid of me.

[Darrell Scott]

I hate when people. Now she's trying to notice what she said. Satan. Yeah, I hate that kind of talk.

[James Davis]

Exactly.

[Darrell Scott]

Say, and it's Satan. You ought to know, right? You his daughter. You gonna know how to pronounce your daddy's name.

[James Davis]

You're working for. You are of your father, the devil.

[Darrell Scott]

He's the father of lies.

[James Davis]

Right? Just flies. And they're talking about somebody that, you know, get rid of those. The people that. That create. Nothing you do is creative. Everything you do is grifted off somebody else that's already created something and trying to tear it down to make a dollar. Everybody can see through this stuff because that's what she's been doing since she's coming into the forefront.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah. Thank you. And so then we got to go get our boy to come out. And he's coming out on this one. He's going to have something to say. He's coming out dancing. Watch this.

[Donald Trump]

Hey.

[Darrell Scott]

Well, we. We have him. We have the Joker with his makeup off. He's taking his makeup off and he's going to give us a commentary on Candace. Here he is right now, the Joker.

[Joker]

What are we even doing? Honestly, it's scary how many people are still bought into that whole show. It's. How many months has it been? Has it been six months? Charlie Kirk died almost six months ago. What evidence do we have that it's a conspiracy? Whatever happened to the Egyptian plains? Remember that? She hung her hat on Egyptian planes? I didn't do that. She did. She said in like 30 different shows, it's a God thing. I think it's those Egyptian planes that's the key to everything. She literally said that's the basis of her whole theory. She said, I have this hunch. It's a God feeling. I just happen to know that the Egyptian planes are the key to all of this. Tucker echoed that and said, I happen to know that that is true for a fact. And whatever happened to that? Well, it turns out it was fake. It was a hoax.

[Darrell Scott]

Thanks.

[James Davis]

That's what they do. They just drop these innuendos. Cause I'm sitting there looking at what does that have to do with anything? The price of tea in China. But then they never follow through and follow up on it, and then just stick to the lie and come up with another layered conspiracy on top of the first conspiracy. Because the first one didn't work because it was a lie. And so she just keep this nonsense going. And so as a result. And it's. What it's really doing is messing with. With the right and because there's this civil war in there, because people are lining up with this nonsense with all this new Jew hatred And all this stuff, you know, and then this anti. Kirk. Anti. You know, with. With everything that's going on on that side. And so now here we go. And then we'll come to the midterms, and then we'll lose. And then we're trying to figure out why it happens, because ain't no unity over here because of this clown with this nonsense.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, and what's worse than her is the dummies that keep swallowing this nonsense. Everything she says, they believe it. But here's a new one from her. She's saying that there's been a concerted disinformation campaign, smear campaign against her. Watch this,

[James Davis]

My friends. There's breaking news on the Candace Owens front, a influencer online with over 2 million followers. Matt Wallace has said, full disclosure. I was offered money today to say bad things about Candace Owens and turned it down.

[Darrell Scott]

Man, you know what I have to say about that, James? Hey, man, where my money at? I've been out here dashing her for free. They're talking about Israel. Real paying people $7,000 every time they put out a bad text or something on her. And now they got these other people paying people to be. Hey, man, I want my money, man. What's up with that?

[James Davis]

James, run me my check.

[Darrell Scott]

Thank you.

[James Davis]

We got a whole segment now. She got so much nonsense. You know, we was making her smack. She was taking over the smackdown every week so much, we had to move her to her own segment. Run us our money.

[Darrell Scott]

Fine. Listen, anybody out there, please contact us, let us know we right about getting our money. It's $7,000 a tweet from Israel. Y' all owe me about $700,000 right there.

[James Davis]

I got at least.

[Darrell Scott]

At least 100 tweets.

[Donald Trump]

And.

[Darrell Scott]

And then, you know, with this other stuff. Hey, man, I want to get paid, man. They out here paying people the best candles. We've been working for free.

[James Davis]

You gotta worry about us. We Christian Zionist, too, so ain't gonna be no Jew, you know what I'm saying? So run us that some of that good Jewish money over here. We'll keep dragging Candace.

[Darrell Scott]

Now, let me tell you something. One time about 40 years ago, I was working at this place, and I found out this guy worked there named har was making 25 cents an hour more than me. And I raised hell. I was like, I burned this place down. Y' all better fix this. Y' all gonna have to make it right. He was making a quarter hour more than me. 40 hours. He was getting $10 a week more than me. And I was about to burn that. The police almost had to come once I found out. And that's how I feel right now. Y' all better. I want my money. I want my Kansas bash of money. I want my money from Israel, and I want my money from whoever else is paying, too.

[James Davis]

And I ain't playing both side. All the conspiracy layers. Yeah, whoever paying, whoever write the check.

[Darrell Scott]

All right, we'll be back.

[Cancer Survivor]

I think when you're diagnosed with cancer, you crave a semblance of normalcy and control.

[Candace Owens]

And so work allowed me to be me.

[Cancer Survivor]

So I think it's really important that companies stay flexible. Cancer in a diagnosis can be all consuming, but it doesn't have to be.

[James Davis]

Research shows there is a significant connection between the ability to continue to work and cancer recovery. We can make work a better place

[Cancer Survivor]

for healing, learn more, and sign the [e-mail].

[Darrell Scott]

All right, it's time for our final segment featuring our smackdown of the week. Third runner up, James is New York's finest.

[James Davis]

Okay.

[Darrell Scott]

It was a snowball fight, and they wandered right into the thick of the fray. Watch this. Come on, man. They're having a good old fashioned snowball fight in New York after all that big record snow from the cyclone bomb, and these guys want to wander into it. Hey, break it up. What did they think was gonna happen?

[James Davis]

They had it coming. First off, they was outnumbered, but like 100 to 2 and so. And especially with the attitude of this generation towards cops ever since 2020. In fact, on my way to the studio, I was just mad at some little traffic thing that somebody did. Ain't no cops on the street. The street, because this is nonsense of how we treat cops. What did they think? I'm surprised they didn't get grilled right in their face with one. One of them did. If they had a laceration, he must

[Darrell Scott]

have got the ice ball.

[James Davis]

Somebody stuck a piece of ice in there. Like, I'm about to get him. You know, he probably worked for ice. They took some ice grudge out on and threw it in his face.

[Darrell Scott]

They should have used better judgment. Second runner up. Hey, man. Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were presenting, and the guy with Tourette syndrome yelled the N word at him. Watch this. Delroy and I are delighted to be

[James Davis]

presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to celebrate.

[Darrell Scott]

Now. You know what kills me? Everybody's acting like this Tourette's guy is the victim, right? Because, oh, he's Got Tourette's. Not everybody on. You know what kills me? Everybody on social media is a Tourette's expert. They went from being Covid experts, the experts on economy, experts on this, now they experts on Tourette's. And they're acting like this guy, some sympathetic figure. Because Tourette's. I never knew a disease that would make you shout racist slurs. The only disease I know is a psychological disease that makes you shout razor slurs. That's the disease of racism.

[James Davis]

Right. Just because you say I got Tourette syndrome. Of all the words in the English language that you get blurred out. You got two black dudes. Two black dudes, right, Right. So they up there and then they. They announced it and they stood up there in the court, you know, got they suit tiled and everything. And the one thing that the guy that has Tourette's can let yell out is N word.

[Darrell Scott]

And you know what, though? White folks mad at black people for being outraged over it. Y' all being too sensitive. I never see white folks on social media, man, arguing about their right to say the N word and how we. What, like we're wrong not being sympathetic to this guy now, you know what if. If it had been two homosexuals standing up there and he'd have blurted out the F word. See, see, first of all, we wouldn't heard it. They would have blurred it. They would have.

[James Davis]

Exactly.

[Darrell Scott]

You know, all of a sudden. Oh, I just didn't know, man. I just didn't know that Tourette's made you shy. I'm gonna act like I got it. I'm gonna go around saying anything I want to say, then do this

[James Davis]

right.

[Darrell Scott]

Just say something and act like it ain't my fault. Where'd that come from?

[James Davis]

You hit it with that homosexual thing, man. They'd have had him tied up in the back. They would arrested him. Don't you use the F word, you Tourette's person.

[Darrell Scott]

Speaking of Tourette's, our first runner up. I think he got it too. Watch this.

[Mike Huckabee]

Working for Hamas.

[Darrell Scott]

But whatever, it's still a tragedy.

[Mike Huckabee]

No, it is.

[Darrell Scott]

Sorry.

[Mike Huckabee]

I'm being a jerk.

[Darrell Scott]

You really are being.

[Mike Huckabee]

I am.

[Joker]

I know.

[Darrell Scott]

I am such a jerk.

[Bill Clinton]

I'm gonna write down.

[Darrell Scott]

You're right.

[Mike Huckabee]

I know he's a jerk.

[Darrell Scott]

Oh, I am a jerk. Everyone knows that.

[Mike Huckabee]

I mean, I'm trying to really try.

[James Davis]

I can't stand that. That's just like a blow off when he's basically caught and. And being something, saying something stupid. He's just like. And it goes into that Antic. Every single time. It's like a tick he got. Or a fake tick, you know, trying to act like it's a psychological. Yeah. Like he got. He got the Tucker Tourettes.

[Donald Trump]

Yeah.

[Darrell Scott]

He got Tucketts.

[Donald Trump]

Wait a minute.

[Darrell Scott]

That's some hemorrhoid pants. Tucks.

[James Davis]

He got the tux.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah. Hey, but Mike. Mike Huckabee nailed him to the wall. He was up there lying and stuff, and he tried to tell a lie on the President of Israel. Then he had to backtrack because he thought he was gonna get his butt sued. Watch this.

[Mike Huckabee]

So I asked Huckabee, were you aware that this email suggests that the president, the current president of Israel, Isaac Herzog, went to Epstein's Island? Current president of Israel. Current president who I know you know, President Herzog going very well, apparently was at Pedo Island. That's what it says in the disclosure. And so I just want to say, clearly, I'm sorry to imply that I knew something I didn't know. Of course, I don't know that Isaac Herzog was on the island.

[Darrell Scott]

Yes.

[Mike Huckabee]

In the Epstein fallacy. And I don't know that I've heard the current president of Israel respond to it, but he is listed as a visitor to Peto Island. But I don't know that. And I didn't mean to suggest that I do know that. But you're surprised to hear that the current president of Israel, whom you know, is listed as a visitor to Peto Island.

[James Davis]

Yeah.

[Darrell Scott]

So he got up there running off at the jabs, and he had to backtrack.

[James Davis]

Yeah, exactly. That. His lawyer got on the phone. Like, if you want to lose a sizable size of your. Of your fortune, you better get out there and make an apology. Apology video real quick, because I'm sure Herzog's lawyers called over there. But this, once again, this is the whole Candace Owens ilk. He's in that ilk, you know, all of them now just throwing stuff out there and hope they don't get. They don't get jammed up in a lawsuit. But he ran out there real fast to try and clear the record.

[Darrell Scott]

Yeah, Huckabee got him on a couple of things, too. Now it's time for our Smackdown of the Week. Smackdown of the week goes to the leading candidate to be the nominee for President of the United States for the Democratic Party, Gavin Newsom, who recently, in trying to get the black vote, went and let black people know I'm just as dumb as y' all are. Watch. I'm not, you know, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to impress upon you. I'm like you. I'm no better than you. You know, I'm a 960sat guy. And, you know, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, you know, trying to act all there if you got 9:40. But, and, and, and, and for those that don't know Willie Brown, you wouldn't know Kamala Harris without Willie Brown. Kamala and I both got elected. The same person goes out there and says, I get a low SAT score like you do, and you know, he want to throw the, the black female president under the bus in the process. And black folks in the dead skinning and granny.

[James Davis]

Listen, it is. I say it all the time, that the real races are on the left. This is the bigotry of low expectations. I'm just as dumb. I can't, you know, I need a DEI test. I need a curve on the grade. I can't make the score. I'm just like, y', all, like somehow another we not, you know, mathematicians and scientists and politicians, all the rest of this stuff, and we do it without the curve on the thing. But, but again, trying to acquiesce because he's not like us. He's a limousine liberal. He's an elitist.

[Darrell Scott]

Look what he said when he was with the white people, though. Watch. You've written a hell of a book. And I don't say that lightly. I went through it in a quick hour and a half, almost two hours. And trust me, I don't read very fast with them. Oh, I went through a radar. I read 260 page book in five minutes. Oh, yeah. But anyway, we had our Crack Smackdown crew do a reenactment of what he did to summarize him with the black folks saying what he was saying that day. Watch.

[Gavin Newsom]

You know, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm trying to impress upon you I'm like you. And that's why I titled my book I'm like you because I'm like you. I didn't write it because I don't know how to read or write because I'm dumb as. Just like you.

[James Davis]

No, I can read. Yeah.

[Gavin Newsom]

Atlanta. I got a 40 on my SATs. I probably just spelled my name right because I'm just like you.

[James Davis]

I actually got a 1270 on my essay.

[Gavin Newsom]

I'm like you. I FaceTime in places I shouldn't, like the grocery store or funerals or the movie theater.

[Darrell Scott]

Okay.

[Gavin Newsom]

And I love fried chicken. All right. I'M just like you. If I see a watermelon open, I'm diving in that. Like I'm on the Olympic dive team, okay? I'm just like you. And if I eat out, if I'm gonna eat some of that fried chicken out, I'm not tipping, okay? Never. I'm just like you.

[James Davis]

I actually tipped 20%.

[Gavin Newsom]

Republicans want us to show our birth certificates to vote. I don't know where the hell my birth certificate is.

[Candace Owens]

Huh?

[Gavin Newsom]

Just like I don't know where my father is. Just like you. You know what I'm saying?

[James Davis]

No, I actually know where my father is. He's sitting right there.

[Darrell Scott]

Oh, okay.

[Gavin Newsom]

I love black and miles. I'm like you, just outside smoking, getting that fix from that nicotine. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Like, oh, and when I have sex with them white girls, Atlanta, y' all gonna feel me on this white tube socks all the way up to here for no reason. What a watch. Because y' all know what time is it, you know what I'm saying?

[Darrell Scott]

I actually do do that, my brother.

[Gavin Newsom]

No, that's what I'm talking about. Shared experience, same culture, same everything. You know what I'm saying? Can I get a hey, man.

[James Davis]

No. Okay,

[Darrell Scott]

so, Gavin, because you just like us, on three Js, 1, 2, 3, we smack you down. Let me stand up there. I'm smacking down. I ain't even gonna smack you now. I'm smacking down the people that sat there and let you say that to them. If Trump is still up there and says some crap like that, they'd be going crazy.

[James Davis]

It'd be worse than Monkey Gate three weeks ago that lasted all the days, you know, with the dumb video that came out. If he had ever said it. I'm just like you. I'm just as dumb as y'.

[Candace Owens]

All.

[James Davis]

I can't read. I can't pass a test to get into college, and I'm stupid. So vote for me. This is bad as Biden saying, you ain't black. Like I said, the liberal left are the races, and Newsom is one of them.

[Darrell Scott]

Yes, they are. All right, we run out of time. We'll be back next week. Same smack time, same smack Network. On behalf of Bible here, James, producer Rodney and myself. Hey, listen, our time is up. Thank you for your time, but I want you right now to. You can download this new song, Truth Bomb, by the Truth Bombers, and I guarantee you'll be blessed. All right, see you next week.

[James Davis]

When I was diagnosed, all I wanted to do was get back to work. I wanted to get back to that trajectory that I was on prior to the cancer.

[Darrell Scott]

I always felt like I had value.

[James Davis]

I had a place on the team to just be treated with dignity.

[Gavin Newsom]

It means everything.

[James Davis]

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[Cancer Survivor]

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