SMACKDOWN WITH DARRELL SCOTT - March 6st, 2026

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smackdown with Darrell Scott – March 6th, 2026

Podcast: Real America’s Voice
Host: Darrell Scott (with co-host "Road Dog" James Davis)
Date: March 9, 2026
Episode: "Smackdown with Darrell Scott – March 6th, 2026"
Theme: Unfiltered political and cultural commentary with a comedic edge, focusing on breaking events like the escalation of conflict in the Middle East, recent U.S. primaries, and culture war grudge matches.

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Overview

This lively episode of "Smackdown with Darrell Scott" blends current events, rapid-fire banter, and biting satire. The main thrust is an unapologetically opinionated take on the reported outbreak of World War III—a massive U.S.-led offensive against Iran—paired with take-no-prisoners commentary on U.S. political primaries, high-profile depositions of Bill and Hillary Clinton, and the hypocrisy of Congressional sexual harassment coverups. The hosts also briefly address ongoing right-wing internet feuds and call out various political and media personalities.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. World War III Breaks Out: Trump’s “Epic Fury” in Iran

(Start – 13:32)

• Comedic Cold Open: After a week off, Darrell Scott and James Davis joke the world unraveled ("World War III broke out, man. What's up with that?" [03:34]).
  • “Smackdown is a deterrent. ...we are a stabilizing presence.” – D (03:54)
• Operation Epic Fury: The hosts describe a Trump-led coalition launching a devastating offensive in Iran—airstrikes targeted at Revolutionary Guard facilities, naval assets, and military leadership.
  • “Over the past 36 hours, the United States and its partners have launched Operation Epic Fury, one of the largest, most complex, most overwhelming military offensives the world has ever seen.” – D quoting news ([05:15])
  • Ayatollah Khamenei's death is repeatedly referenced with comedy.
  • The speed and efficacy of the offensive is boasted: "We thought it'd take four weeks and we did it in an hour." – D (07:05)
• Global Unity Against Iran: Jokes about unlikely international cooperation.
  • “They're just evil. That they're evil. That's why. Because they're evil.” – D imitating Trump’s rationale ([09:02])
  • Discussion of other countries' missile defense failures and a comedic side note about Iran firing on Cyprus—"I don't even know where that is!" – C (11:57)

Memorable Moment:

• "He's creating jobs in Iran, we got a lot of positions that can be filled right now." – D (07:48)

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2. Domestic Political Smackdown: Losers, Hypocrisy & Identity Politics

(17:53 – 32:01)

Primary Losses and Clowning Losers

• Commentary on recent primary casualties (Crockett, Crenshaw, Al Green).
  • D needles Crenshaw’s public confrontation: "Great job on your election, brother. You're a loser." (19:28)
  • On Jasmine Crockett’s loss:
    • "She ran on being the authenticity candidate and she authentic got her butt [kicked]." – D ([21:32])
    • Mocking her change of voice: "She turned that black all the way down. That black was on one or two..." – D ([21:26])

Pat Fallon’s Roast

• Pat Fallon is praised for a savage takedown of a political rival in Congress:
  • “…he picked Joe Biden. And then Joe Biden in 2020 used the exact same criteria...and he picked Kamala Harris.” – C quoting Fallon ([25:24])
  • Hosts chuckle at the “shallow talent pool” insult.

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3. Culture War & Media Figures – The Kansas Corner

(32:01 – 44:10)

Candace Owens Ripped Apart

• Darrell and James devote an extended segment to mocking Candace Owens, labeling her a “grifter” and “full of crap.”
  • They play a satirical song for her ("Talking loud and saying nothing" [32:38]) and deride her for petty, juvenile feuds and conspiracy rhetoric.
  • A Jewish comedian, Erin Wexler, offers a clever rebuttal to Candace’s “secret Jewish cabal” accusations:
    • “As a family of overachievers, you should know that I am in charge of it.” – Wexler (39:04)
  • The hosts highlight Candace’s ahistorical, anti-Semitic rants, calling them “mental disease at this point” (43:56)
  • Call out wild accusations: inviting "Muslim terrorists" to validate her views (40:20).

Fact-Checking Candace’s History Takes

• Darrell undermines Candace’s claims about the Nuremberg trials and the Bolsheviks with basic history:
  • “The Bolshevik party rechristened itself as...the Russian Communist Party. ...Israel wasn't formed until 1948. Stop lying, girl.” – D (43:41)

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4. Clinton Deposition & Congressional Hypocrisy

(46:51 – End)

Bill & Hillary Clinton Depositions on Epstein

(48:11 – 54:13)

• Hillary is grilled about Epstein; bristles at the line of questioning; threatens contempt.
• Bill Clinton reuses familiar "I did not have sexual relations" denials, now about Epstein associations.
  • "I just sat in the hot tub for four or five minutes and I got up and I went to bed..." – Bill Clinton (50:44)
  • "Is an intern young?" – C jokes, referencing Monica Lewinsky scandal ([52:06])
  • Hosts lampoon Bill as he fumbles logical denials.
  • When shown photos of Epstein's victims, the hosts mockingly mime his nostalgic reaction:
    • "Man, they showing him pictures of the girls...He’s sitting there drooling, spit coming out his mouth..." – D (53:18)

Congressional Sexual Harassment Fund Hypocrisy

• Nancy Mace and Lauren Boebert's attempt to expose Congress's secret hush fund for harassment settlements is overwhelmingly voted down.
• Hosts excoriate Congress:
  • "All of these doggone Congress people... voted against releasing it... We smack y’all down." – D ([57:18])
  • C points out, "It got so bad that they had to get a taxpayer funded slush fund..." (56:21)
  • Clip: "We're both part of the same hypocrisy." (56:14)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• On their show being a 'deterrent' to chaos:
  “We are a stabilizing presence. Everybody just listen to us every week. …Everything could be worked out. Everything could be Gucci.” – D (04:05)
• On military action:
  “We thought it'd take four weeks and we did it in an hour.” – D (07:05)
• On Jasmine Crockett’s persona switching:
  “She turned that black all the way down. …You know, all black folks, we got a couple different voices.” – D, on political code switching (21:26)
• On Candace Owens’s grifting: “We tried to tell you, but nobody listened to us about the grifter.” – C (33:48)
• Fact-checking Owens:
  “The Bolshevik party rechristened itself as...the Russian Communist Party. ...Israel wasn't formed until 1948. Stop lying, girl.” – D (43:41)
• On Congressional hypocrisy:
  “All of these doggone Congress people that have been hooting and hollering about the Epstein files…now when the shoe’s on the other foot, you don’t want to be told on...” – D (54:43)
• Closing Smackdown:
  “We smack y’all down, man. Sitting up there messing around with them little girls…and you know those interns and those employees…” – D (57:19)

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Segment Timeline

• 00:00–03:09: Ad reads and intros
• 03:09–13:32: World War III / Iran Offensive recap and commentary
• 17:53–32:01: U.S. primaries, roasting political losers, Pat Fallon roast
• 32:01–44:10: The “Kansas Corner” – Candace Owens exposé, Jewish comedian clapback, conspiracy takedown, fact checks
• 46:51–54:13: Bill & Hillary Clinton deposition comedy, Epstein files
• 54:13–57:53: Congress hush fund hypocrisy, leadup to and delivery of the "Smackdown of the Week"

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Tone & Style

The episode is irreverent, fast-paced, heavy on sarcasm, and occasionally veers into rough, “barbershop” or “locker room” humor—with a blend of mockery, pop-culture references, and streetwise banter. Hosts do not shy away from controversial claims or political incorrectness, but they maintain comic timing and chemistry throughout.

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Summary

This episode delivers a salty, no-holds-barred comic commentary on a week of international conflict, political intrigue, and culture-war feuds—with special ridicule reserved for figures like Candace Owens, Jasmine Crockett, and the Clintons. The hosts combine political skepticism with frequent callouts of hypocrisy—especially regarding Congressional cover-ups—wrapping up with their signature "smackdown" segment.

For listeners new or returning, this is a riotously opinionated, cathartic rundown of the week's news from the “Real America’s Voice” conservative viewpoint—at once brash, partisan, and entertaining.

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Get ready for Smackdown with Daryl Scott. You've been.

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Sir, no political nonsense here.

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The truth will set you free.

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Smackdown with Darrell Scott starts now.

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Welcome to Smackdown. I'm Darrell Scott. Got my sidekick bobblehead laying in the cut still. Road dog James Davis riding shotgun. James.

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Yes, sir.

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Amen. We've been gone for a week and World War three broke out, man. What's up with that?

[C]

I mean, the world. I mean, just in one day. Here we go. It was. It was one way last week and now it's a whole different world we live in. So he said, like you said, it's WW3 out here.

[D]

Yeah. Smackdown is a deterrent.

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Yes.

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And you know the world is going down because, you know, we weren't on the air. We are a stabilizing presence.

[C]

Yes.

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On the world scene. Everybody just listen to us every week. Or if we were on every day. I'm telling you, we have all this stuff figured out. Everything could be worked out. Everything could be Gucci.

[C]

Yes. We're a calming force and a comedic force at this. At the same time. We. We cause things to just kind of mellow out. Like y' all doing too much blowing up the world right now. But it is what it is.

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Yeah. Hey, but it started out like this. Pete gang. Have a good time, everybody. Thank you. We gotta go work.

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I gotta go to work.

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Thank you so much. Thank you.

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And Trump stopped down at the reception in B Lagoon.

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Yeah.

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Waved at the crowd. Have a good time, everybody. I gotta go to work. I gotta go put some work in. He going to put in that work, man.

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And he put in at work, too, because he left there and went and had to handle some business over in the Middle East. But that's just him. That's who he is. I'mma stop by, wave hands. I'm going shake a few hands, kiss a Few babies and I'm going to put this work in. And everybody else around him can't keep up because of that work ethic. Yeah.

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And so then it went from that tag I would put in some work to, to this watch. Over the past 36 hours, the United States and its partners have launched Operation Epic Fury, one of the largest, most complex, most overwhelming military offensives the world has ever seen. Nobody's seen anything like it. We have hit hundreds of targets in Iran, including Revolutionary Guard facilities, Iranian air defense systems. Just now was announced that we knocked out nine ships plus their naval building, all in a matter of literally minutes. Iran's formerly supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei is dead. He's dead. Former supreme leader, the one who's talking all that smack about me. I'm right here. He's dead.

[C]

Listen, and the way he says he's dead, you know, just like when he took out Solomon and everybody else we had to take out. He just going down his list of taking out these, these dictators like I said, at 36 hours. And it's methodical. Trump is methodical. It's not. Our warfare is not just random. We go in there, we're taking out the stuff so they can't fight us back.

[D]

He's in Alonzo on training day mode. True program for you, Maduro, 23 hour lockdown and your wife you'll be making playing basketball in Pelican Bay. Then he went down the line. You know, once you put cases on people, you got to go down the line and refresh everybody about it. Pin this.

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We also projected four weeks to terminate the military leadership. And as you know, that was done

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in about an hour.

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So we're ahead of schedule there.

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He said we're ahead of schedule. We thought it'd take four weeks and we did it in an hour.

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Listen, because we got that might. And the Secretary of war came out there, said we have air superiority. Any plane you see overhead is a United States plane and it's going to be sun up to sundown raining down terror on Iran.

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Here's some more. Watch.

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Do you have someone in mind right now? Because you said all the people you did have in mind have been taken out.

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Well, most of the people we had

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in mind are dead. So, you know, we had some in mind from that group that is dead. And now we have another group, they may be dead also based on reports.

[D]

So I guess you have a third

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wave coming in pretty soon. We're not going to know anybody.

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He's creating jobs in Iran, we got a lot of positions that can be filled right now, but we got to get the right people in. We terminated the first group, and we were going to put it in the second group, but then we wind up terminating them, too. So now we got some other people in mind. We'll see how it works out. But here's the thing, James.

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Yeah.

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Don't nobody want that job. They put somebody in charge, boom. They get blown up. No, I'm cool.

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Yeah, but who are the people that went to the second meeting? Like, no, I'm not coming to that meeting. And then who goes to a third meeting? Like, y' all ain't got zoom. I'm not coming in the room with y' all because we on Trump's list. And it seems like he has good intelligence, because as soon as they go in the room, blam, they get blew up.

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But you say, doc, I can't do this over Skype.

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Can we. Can we FaceTime? So we all got to be together.

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The reporters asked Trump about it, and he said something very succinct. Watch President.

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We've seen countries around the world, many of whom don't usually work together, working

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with the United States on Iran, whether

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it's Saudi Arabia working with the United

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States, Israel, Qatari shooting down Iranian aircraft. And we've also seen European countries step up.

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Why are we seeing achieving, you know, such unity around the world against Iran?

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That's a great point.

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Hey, look, they're just evil. That they're evil. That's why. Because they're evil.

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Everybody know they evil, too. And quiet. Just kept. They sick of it. Most of the Arab world just want to roll in money. They ain't got all these theological things. We want to take over the earth and all this, you know. Yeah, they get behind the Muslim this and that, some stuff, the Muslim Brotherhood. But Iran is just plain old wicked and evil.

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At least the regime. Watch this.

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The ground just outside of Tel Aviv. Good morning, Drake. Yeah. Bill, Dana, good morning.

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some breaking news here before I show

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you the scene of one of these

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cluster munition impacts just outside of Tel Aviv.

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But I'm told by a senior Israeli official that the Israelis just struck the Supreme Council gathering where the Iranians were

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meeting to choose a new supreme leader. This is a significant development. And again, speaks to the Israeli intelligence about this war.

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They just targeted the meeting in Tikran,

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where what's left of the leadership was gathering to choose a new supreme leader.

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Now, from what I understand, James, this election, this Election. What you look for process is drawing straws. Everybody hoping they don't get that short straw, man. Okay, Saleem Abdul Muhammad, right? You go in, you put straws in. They say, the Lord, please Allah, please don't give me the short straw because I don't want this job, man.

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None of them want it. They in their front. If go tell the truth, they're like, I got to go in the room. I hope I'll go. You said hope I'll get the short straw because if I do, I know I'm going to be on the hit list.

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Watch this. They have no navy, it's been knocked out. They have no air force, it's been knocked out. They have no air detection that's been knocked out. Their radar has been knocked out and just about everything's been knocked out. They're going to be in for a lot of hurt.

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These are bad people. These are people that killed. I guess it's 35,000, it's coming out. 35,000 over the last three weeks.

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Protest. President Trump went down the line and elaborated upon all that had got knocked out. But then you always got that random black dude that just happens to be walking down the street when something happened. And after comedian them got blew up, it was around the black dude, he just happened to be in Iran and he happened to roll by right where Khomeini was and he walked up to him and said this. You got knocked the out, man.

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It's afro Iranian smoky out here in these streets. You just got knocked a blank out. Everything got knocked out. Wow.

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Amen. So listen, this is the Iranian response though. Watch this.

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It's also fired on Europe for the first time aiming at Cyprus.

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What? Cyprus?

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I don't even know where that is.

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Is Cyprus even on that risk board. I don't even think it's around there. So wait a minute, wait a minute, let me get this straight.

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America is and Israel attack Iran and

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Iran's answer is to just attack everybody? You know, having been in a bar

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fight or two in my life, I'm

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pretty sure the worst thing you can do during a two on one beatdown is slap everyone else. Hey, hey. Not every part of me is getting punched. What are you doing?

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Doing?

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What are you doing? Hey you, come on man.

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Like John is funny on this one big job family. That's hilarious. And we saw all that made in China missile defense system. They got them things were just firing off. They, they put them in Walmart somewhere because ain't none of them work. No missile defense. They Just fired at everybody, like I said, pulling everybody else into the fray and now they get their butt kicked.

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But the other countries is like, what the hell you finding us? They bomb you, you bomb us. They like, no, no, you have something to do with it too. He's just getting everybo. They tried to start an all out conflagration but this is the, this is how the people are responding. The, the Iranians, look, look what they doing.

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I'm happy.

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There's no place you can go. I say young man, Best thing that happened to the Village People is Donald Trump. He made that song a worldwide so smash hit again. They over there dancing in the streets to it in Iran. That's why that dumb Isaac Hayes Jr. And then when they wouldn't let, when Trump was trying to play hold on, I coming and they want to sue him. Dummies. He would have put money in your pocket.

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Every time I think about him because he always talks about you got to own your masters, blah blah blah. No, you could have just left it where it was and you just ended up getting the royalty check that the Village People getting. But now it's become the global. The Persians in the street dancing, the ymca.

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Back on the home front, we still have a government to run and to conduct business. And there were several primaries around the country that attracted national attention, but we also had some casualties. Prominent among the casualties are these two clowns. Watch foreign. I think they're going to be starting a new consultant firm, Crockett and Crenshaw or Crenshaw and Crockett Consulting. Tell you how to lose Electric James

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yeah, how to burn a whole lot of money and then still lose hitting the clown show we could add Al Green to that, too. A whole lot of folk going home.

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Yeah, Al Green in the runoff. So I was gonna throw him in, but I didn't want to get out there. Premature. Right, right. Then he lose.

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But look at Queen Crockett, you know, talking all that smack. That's all we heard. And this is a primary. So this is not the racist Republicans coming against the sister girl. This is Democrats. This is your people. That said we've had enough.

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I mean, dude, tried to console Crenshaw. Don't watch. Dan. Dan, I bet you didn't see that loss coming. Dan. Dan, did you see that loss coming? Crenshaw. Crenshaw, you took the L and Crenshaw, you took the L. Did you see that coming? I know you only got one eye. Cyclops. You lost. Did you do a good job? Hey, Dan. Dan. Great job on your election, brother. You're a loser.

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You're a loser.

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We got your ass, Dan. You're a loser. Great job, dude. Are you scared? Is that why you're walking away.

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Now?

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Why does man take time out of his day to find out what Crenshaw was? Just had to turn back and kicked his ass. He's been looking stupid.

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Listen, I was just about to say that, like, Chris, I ain't no punk out here now. They be cool. You know that. I got blew out in some real warfare. He come back down those steps, he'd be running. And don't get your butt kicked.

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I'm going to tease.

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Crunch. You took the L, you lose a Crunch.

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What are you running for, right?

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And then when you get hemmed up, then you're ready to call the cops,

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right?

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Busted him up. Crockett came out, though. She had to make her statements. Watch this. You can find some interesting things in this. First of all, she did what she always does. And it's something you went back and said she still tried to blame the Republicans machine.

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Anyhow, All Red has already stated, we encourage each and every one of you to remain resilient. We cannot allow this type of behavior to be resolved.

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Reward it.

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Because so long as they know that they can win, even if it means cheating, then they will continue to do it. So I am asking you, I am begging you, to make sure that you go ahead and figure out where it is that you are supposed to vote. Stand in line. Wait in line.

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James, you know what she sounds like?

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Who?

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She sounds like a white girl. Whatever happened to her? Whatever happened to her? Ebotics, man.

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Ms. Cosplay, I'm ready for her, you know, to get her hands going. And see, I mean, going out like this, we suing everybody. And I ain't taking this laying down. She right now, all of a sudden she got her work voice. You know, no black Americans got a job in the work voice.

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She turned her. Remember we saw that segment. She turned that black all the way down.

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Thank you. That black was on one or two because, you know, all black folks, we got a couple different voices. She turned that black voice down.

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She sure did. And but amen. She ran on being the authenticity candidate and she authentic got her butt. Authentically, she got me. I'm sounding like Candace over here. She authentically got a butt kick. Watch.

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So that's my news is that we're not going to have election results tonight, in my opinion, based upon what specifically is taking place in Dallas County. Unfortunately, this is what Republicans like to do. And so they specifically targeted Dallas county. And I think we all know why. So I want you to enjoy yourselves. But I won't be back tonight because I have no idea of when we're going to get results. And I fully anticipate it won't be until tomorrow. So,

[D]

girl, it ain't about no, you might not be back tonight. You're not gonna be back at all ever. Now she wants to blame it on Republicans. I hope some Republicans did. I hope they went in there and voted for her candidate.

[C]

I mean, her opponent, right? I've seen that stuff before. But I'm sure they like a bunch of them is like, what does this have to do with the price of tea in China? You lost about 160,000 votes. Ain't no cheating. Ain't no Republican this or that. This. You got beat. And so just take your beating and then go somewhere. We sick of it.

[D]

That's it. Go. You can get on the View, right? You can get on. What else shows can she get on?

[C]

Charlamagne and them. Go to Breakfast Club. Get on all that stuff.

[D]

She go, sher.

[C]

Shepar.

[D]

Wait, she got cancelled? Who else?

[C]

Yeah, all of them. Me and Jennifer Hudson.

[D]

She can go to the black award show. She can go to BET Awards. She go to the Soul Train Awards. She can go to all that. She black famous.

[C]

Now you black famous. Go ride the black wave into, you know, anonymity.

[D]

Once again, she's the authenticity candidate. Watch.

[A]

And that is actually what they are fearful of, is my authenticity because it rings true with every single American. You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin. Now looks like a little bit over A year ago that I would be running for Congress, baby. Because these people, they are crazy. Because they are. They always talk about how Christian they is. I don't know how many of them on that side are getting divorced because they getting caught up sleeping with their co workers, staffers, interns, all the things on campus, mailboxes. And at that time, my school hired the Cochran firm. And there was a lawyer who graduated from University of Houston who was assigned to me. You not you not. We done picking Kylie. We are. You can't pay us enough to find a plantation. I want the American people to know that when you stand up to a bully, you win. Do not back down. Do not bend. And I'mma be the first one you and your little friend off of Twitter. Y' all about to find out.

[D]

All right?

[A]

But at the end of the day, I am who I am, and I am authentic.

[D]

Man. You know what she sounds like on here, James? Talking about authentic? Who she sound like Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde.

[C]

It's a slip shady record. Like what A real Jasmine Crockett. Please stand up. Please stand up. It's like, which one is it? It's the cosplay. It's the sister girl. It's the civil rights leader. No matter which one, you know you're gonna get a different one every single day.

[D]

Yeah, and that's why she lost. They didn't know who they was voting for.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Right.

[D]

So take your butt somewhere. Don't go away mad. Just go away. Speaking of politicians on the hot seat, though, Pat Fallon. Representative Pat. He destroyed Don Rickles on here, man. Watch this.

[C]

The facts are your leadership, and really your lack of leadership is Laura has been responsible for one of the largest rip offs of the American taxpayer in our history. And you traded, I believe, political expediency. The currency political expediency for your integrity. And, you know, Mr. Chairman, I don't know if you know this, but it's widely. It's been widely reported that in 2008, when Barack Obama was choosing his vice presidential candidate, he had three criteria. He wanted to make sure he picked somebody that wasn't as smart as him and had less talent and charisma and couldn't possibly outshine him. So he picked Joe Biden. And then Joe Biden in 2020 used the exact same criteria. He wanted to make sure he picked somebody who wasn't as smart as him, had less talent and charisma, and wouldn't outshine him. And he picked Kamala Harris. And then in 2024, Governor I think it's very evident why Kamala Harris picked you. The talent pool, Mr. Chairman, the talent pool in just shallow, brother. We have hit the shore. And I yield back.

[D]

He let that dude stuff there crap on his head and he sat there laughing. It just proved everything that he said. I was. No, he just said, she picked you because you stupid, stupid. And you stupidly said that. You don't know if it was picked because you were stupid or not.

[C]

He should have been up out of his chair. Yeah, I don't know who you talking about, but he distilled it perfectly, though. If he gonna do an example, that was the perfect example. That's the reason she ain't picked nobody else. Because he was dumb and less charismatic, and that's the reason both of them lost.

[D]

Yeah, he trying to laugh and shuck and Job because he's on a hot seat.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And so you don't want to be hostile, antagonistic, because he don't want to get nailed to the wall.

[C]

Right. You want to let the Somalis get down to the wall. He stepping aside like, I don't know what went on Minnesota. I was just, you know, I'm just the governor.

[D]

So afterwards he was out in the hallway and. And. And Pat Fallon saw him. He caught him in the hallway and they had a little stare down and it resulted in this. Watch what, Fallon. What are you staring at? Your bald headed Jew. Come on, come on, get out of here.

[C]

Got him in the hallway.

[D]

Come on, man.

[C]

Wait till we get outside. That's what Wal said. That's all right. You can get this off in here because I can't show my hive partner.

[D]

No, but Walt's done wrinkles. He got one watch. The one got beat all up with the phone. Watts, go try to confront him in the hallway.

[C]

He got his butt kicked. He on the ground getting kicked.

[D]

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[C]

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[D]

Me too. I'd be like, as soon as this segment goes off, I'm gonna say this. And by the time the segment goes off, I forgot what I was gonna say.

[C]

Yes, indeed.

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[C]

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[E]

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[A]

She saw you so that's like good.

[E]

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[D]

All right, we're back for our C block, James, which has been rechrisen as.

[C]

Yeah, the Kansas corner.

[D]

Kansas corner. All right, listen, we want to start off this segment. I want to send a video song out to her. And this song is from all of the black conservatives headed by myself, James. I say Wayne Dupree, Sonny Johnson, all of us that tried to warn y' all about her. We got a new dance video out about. And we'll send this out to Candace. Watch.

[A]

My life down.

[D]

You can't tell me how to keep my finger sound. You can't tell me what I'm doing wrong when you keep driving and singing that same old fun song. Now you can't tell me which way to go three times seven and then some more. You get like a.

[C]

See what I'm saying?

[D]

You talking loud and saying nothing. Yes, sir. Talking loud. Nothing.

[C]

Listen, just dragging out this nonsense now, it's almost unbearable at this point. Like get caught. Lie after lie. No, nothing to back up all the talk you said. Like you said, just talking a whole bunch of stuff just to try and stay relevant. And everybody's starting to figure it out now. But we tried to tell you, but nobody listened to us about the grifter.

[D]

Well, here's another video of her full of crapness right here. Watch.

[A]

So Charlie was removed, and in his place, we got a Shabbat Shaloman not so grieving widow. This is the book my Charlie wanted you to read. He just finished it. He loves the Jews. He just finished speaking about how much he loves to shabbat and to shalom and to say daddy's home. And to throw down his phone. Barry Weiss. It's Just incredible when you think about it all coming together.

[B]

By the way, I have another book coming out. Should be in December, but it's gonna. It's called Stop in the name of God. Why honoring the Shabbat will transform your life. I'm actually writing my next book on the Sabbath. It's called Stop in the name of God because Shabbat means stop or ceasing. So I'm not here to sell you a book. It's not even for sale yet. It's just something to think about. And it's honestly how the. The Sabbath saved my life and helped preserve my family and helped preserve my career. So every Friday night, I take a Jewish Sabbath, turn off my phone Friday night to Saturday night. The world cannot reach me, and I get nothing from the world. It will bless you infinitely. And I could be traveling for five or six days, but if I at least get one good Sabbath, my family. It charges all back up.

[A]

When he turns his phone off and it goes in that drawer, he's all on. For the family, there is no distractions. And he finally gets to reset his brain. He finally gets to breathe. And as a wife, there is nothing more precious than. Than my husband's sanity when it comes to everything that he's dealing with in his world.

[B]

Have a wonderful weekend, everybody. Shabbat shalom. I'll see you guys on Monday through this.

[A]

First off, Blake, I could show you text messages that turning your phone up on Saturday, I was doing first and telling Charlie he should do before anybody. As soon as I met George, that became a thing. I'm aware he turned his phone off on Saturdays. Okay. That's been going on. I did it first.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I've been watching this whole story spun, and what we're making fun of is that being the first thing that you.

[D]

My hot juvenile, junior high school, middle school, elementary school, is that you. Somebody come to school and they say something, and, you know, I said that first. You're mad at them because you said it first. Come on, man.

[C]

All right. He got some tennis shoes. I had them first. You know what I'm saying? He coming there with some Nikes. I had the Nikes first. You know, she's just a kid. He's clearly talking about saying Shabbat shalom and saying that I've been using this this Friday to Saturday Sabbath, and this has restored my life in her mind. No, I was doing it first, and he was like, I cut my phone off just on Saturday. A lion sack.

[D]

Speaking of Jews, we now have one of my Jewish friends admitting to some of Candace's accusations. She admits it, man. Erin Wexler is a friend of mine. She's a hilarious comedian. You guys need to follow her on Twitter, and if she's in your area, find out where she's performing. Go to one of her engagements. But she's admitting to be the head of the Jewish secret cabal that Candace is talking about. Watch this.

[A]

Candace Owens is still going strong. She sucks. She sucks. Yes, Candace, if you haven't heard, she is peddling every conspiracy theory about who killed Charlie Kirk, except for the man who was seen on camera and confessed to actually killing Charlie Kirk. Her very first theory, shocking, was that the Jews killed Charlie. But what you might not remember about that little theory of hers is that it involved this little Jew right here. This was just a few days after he was killed. And I start getting a ton of messages from people. Oh, my God. Candace is talking about you on her live stream right now. She's saying that you organized a meeting between Charlie Kirk and Bill Ackman in the Hamptons. What happens in the Hamptons is not going to stay in the Hamptons. Okay? It's true. No. And I'm thinking to myself, oh, my God, tensions are so high. She has millions of followers. Who knows how many people are watching this? What is she saying? What are they thinking? What photo of me is she using on her show? Someone sent me a clip of the segment, and Candace says, let's talk about some indisputable facts. So let's buckle up for some more indisputable facts. She says, Aaron Wexler. The only thing she could read, by the way, is my name because it's a black girl selling. But besides that, the one I can't read. His desk post. Posthumous post architecture. This debacle with eerily reminiscent bit a little necto, a little hyperbolic Rhett trick. She says, Aaron Wexler sent out the invitations to this little Hampton soiree.

[D]

Boom.

[A]

The photo of me is on the screen. It is so good. She couldn't have picked a better photo of me. I had to text my family to tell them about the situation. It was a pretty big deal. I had to tell them, you know, there's this fake secret Jewish cabal. And as a family of overachievers, you should know that I am in charge of it.

[D]

Okay? Aaron Wexler tore her up. She's very funny. Follow her on. On on Twitter and I guarantee you will enjoy it. But she got her good, didn't she just.

[C]

She did that's what you need. You need somebody that's Jewish to come out there, you know, Again, it's always the Jewish conspiracy that she's swimming in. But she clapped back. Wexler didn't go hide somewhere. She came out there and it swung on her in her routine. So now she's. She's emblazoned permanently on the Internet because this obviously went viral.

[D]

Hey, now watch this. Look who else he's trying to solicit. Now I can't hear some lesson from anybody. Should call me and watch groups.

[A]

These Muslim terrorists, for whatever reason, these Muslim terrorists only want to terrorize to benefit Israel. It's so strange. I cannot work it out. If you're a Muslim terrorist, we want to hear from you. Why are you doing that? Right? Why are you stealing and robbing and doing things down in Congo to the benefit of Israel? We want to hear from you. That's very strange.

[D]

You're a Muslim terrorist. We want to hear from you now. She don't get the call. Ring, ring, ring. Hello? Hello, this is Haseen. I am Muslim terrorist. And I just want to let you know, Candice, that you are spot on about Jews. And yes, we terrorize. We do everything that we can to make the Jews look bad. And a lot of things we do, we thank you that you blame them.

[C]

Yes. You better stop going to call in there. She gonna be on somebody's list. Better knock it off with these Zionist conspiracies. But who does this? Once again, instead of inviting a Muslim terrorist to call you so that they can agree with your nonsense when they don't want to want to blow the

[D]

Jews up, now watch this. Here's some more crazy stuff. Watch.

[A]

Tell me what happens. What happened with Turning Point usa? You just knew. Got lucky around pilgrimage, I guess. And there Charlie was at the airport in Israel. You saw him. Your mom said go up to him. She's a pusher, right? Lori's a pusher. I always thought it was so strange how you never mentioned that I was at the airport with Charlie. Just thought that was so weird. You never said that. I saw Charlie with Candace because we were actually together for that trip, so. Interesting. Anyways, it's a tangle. Tangled web that we weave.

[D]

Erica, she didn't mention you, clown. Because you don't matter. Nobody mentioned to somebody. And first of all, one thing I know, it's not like her and Charlie decided to take a trip together. Jared Kushner invited them. It was for the opening of the embassy in 2018. Jared. Jared. Jared brought both of Them there. They did not coordinate a trip together like hey Charlie, let's fly to Israel together. Or hey Kansas, let's go to that didn't happen. I know what I'm talking about for a fact, Jarrett. Bottom among. A whole lot of people were there and they were two of the people that Jared invited to come. So she can freeze that lot. But watch this. Then here's Candace, the crackpot historian. Watch this one, by the way.

[A]

You really get into the history of the Nuremberg trials as well. Young boys who had to serve in the military just lined up and shot. Found guilty because they wore a uniform that was their country's uniform. Crazy what happened to them. It was a mass Christian slaughter. And the Bolsheviks who created concentration camps just all magically disappeared and went to Israel. Just kidding. Nope, not kidding at all. They all went to Israel and they gave themselves new names. Hebrew sounding ones.

[C]

Yes, yes.

[A]

That's how Benjamin Milikowski. Benjamin Milechowski becomes Netanyahu because it just sounds more biblical. Despite the fact that he is a worshiper of the occult and is obviously possessed by a lot of demons. If we're being frank, there's never enough sacrifice to bawl for Israelis. That's what it appears to be. There's never enough bloodshed, children's lives, mass murder, constantly sacrificing, sacrificing to their gods.

[D]

First of all, we can hear who's the demon possessed one best first of all. Second of all, you a lie. They weren't just shooting every soldier. They're only the ones that were guilty of war crimes. Most of the military for the Nazis went back home. A number of them immigrated to America. Indeed, they were not just lining up every single soldier from the Third Reich and shooting them. They were not doing that. That's number one. And number two, the Bolsheviks were third. And then the Bolshevik Party was 1917. By 1920, James, the Bolshevik party rechristened itself as, guess what, the Russian Communist Party. They didn't magically disappear and go to Israel. You know why? Israel didn't exist as a nation. 1917 through 1920, they turned into the Russian Communist Party. Israel wasn't formed until 1948. Stop lying, girl.

[C]

Forget not knowing history. She don't even have a calendar to be able to look at the dates to see that the stuff that she's trying to foist is just wrong with regard to the years that the party was there. So again, this is mental disease at this point.

[D]

And she don't know anything about Duenberg trials. Anything else. Shut up. We'll be back.

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[E]

Davis from Are you a Charlotte podcast? I just had the most epic girls day cruising around LA with my friend Heather Graham and thanks to Hyundai we even recorded a special episode for you. Yes, I have a good 90s story of Fred Siegel.

[A]

What?

[E]

I saw Alanis Morissette there one time.

[A]

It was so exciting.

[E]

I was with my girlfriend Melanie.

[A]

She saw you so that's like good.

[E]

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All right, we're back by final segment featuring our smackdown of the week. James. We've set a new smackdown record, haven't we?

[C]

It's. It's been some. Almost two months, I think. Yeah, it's a major record going on around here. Back to back episodes without us calling

[D]

off or making excuses and not being on. We've been, you know what? Ever since the Super Bowl. We've been on since the Super Bowl.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

We haven't missed a beat. That's how we get down. We're selling out right now. We're betraying all negative black stereotypes and coming to work when we're supposed to be here.

[C]

Yeah, because we were swimming in them before. Every two or three weeks we had another black excuse about why we wasn't at work.

[D]

Well, you know what? We saving them up for the summertime.

[C]

Yeah, Right.

[D]

We don't waste them excuses when it's cold. We wait till it's nice outside.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

We want to go kick.

[C]

Got stuff to do. Right.

[D]

All right. I wanted to go in on this segment, James. I wanted to go in on sucker Carlson because he's the gift that keeps on giving. But you know what? He ain't going nowhere. No, he's not going to the Middle east, especially not around this time of the year. So we'll save him. But we have a worthy couple that we want to smack down this year. Okay? Slick Willy and Super Karen. Bill and Hillary Clinton had to go in for their depositions, man. First of all, give me your take on the fact that they got deposed.

[C]

Well, you know, Bubba had to get. He got called in, you know, got to have got some questions got to be asked. Because if there is anybody's name that is completely, you know, painted into, ubiquitous in these, in these files, it's him. And I got his wife dragged in there, too. And she got to go there and stand by her man with all this stuff that's, that's coming out little by little, man.

[D]

You know what? She always getting dragged in for his crap. Like when she had to testify about Benghazi. I didn't see him sitting there.

[C]

Sure did.

[D]

He didn't have to answer no questions. In fact, he was over on damn island chilling when that was going on. Allegedly. But now, you know what I'm saying, Here he is. Every time he does some crap, she get drugged in. I know he gotta hear it at home because of Super Karen. Hillary. Watch this. I'm glad she wasn't president, man. Watch this.

[A]

You asked the question. I'm going to answer your question. This was what I spent my time doing. I'm a survivor. Trying to look out for other survivors. Trying to. And I was taking care of the people who lost 3,000 lives. And now you're being defeated today. You said this morning you did not solicit funds from Jeffrey Epstein, correct? That's absolutely correct. Did anyone solicit funds from Jeffrey Epstein on your behalf? Not that I'm aware of. I'm asking a black and white question. I'm not putting any leading statements into it or adjectives. Did you do anything determine what was happening in those images or on those trips that you. Once you saw these photos, once you realized Jeffrey Epstein was a convicted sex offender of children, did you do anything to determine what was happening on these trips with your husband? I don't find any of your questions to be relevant to the investigation. If a former president was traveling around with young women, well, you'll have a chance. You'll have a chance to talk to him tomorrow. If there are photos that are being released of the secretary, she is testifying. Can you please explain how that. I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.

[D]

We will go off the record.

[A]

Oh, for heaven. So I would like to understand how that's permissible for the hearing.

[D]

Was.

[A]

It doesn't matter. We all are abiding by the same rules. I. I will take that down. Yeah, well, I would like to take a break at this moment. I'd like to have patient for now. And you did have a familiar relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, correct?

[D]

No, I didn't. I didn't. I wasn't aware I'd ever met him when he was. When I was president.

[A]

When. While you were president.

[D]

We went out, I swam around, I sat in the hot tub for five minutes, I think, or whatever it was, and I got up and went to bed. And then.

[C]

I have to ask us, did you

[A]

engage any sexual activity about this person?

[D]

James, Give me a take.

[A]

Hey.

[C]

Yeah, he smooth with that one. I just sat in the hot tub for four or five minutes and I got up and I went to bed, you know.

[D]

Yeah. With the person.

[C]

With the person, yeah. Who else was it? Who'd you go to bed with?

[B]

Right.

[C]

You know that, Bill. You know, because it's like, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. He got them type of answers, once again, like from the whiskey. You know, it's plausible deniability that, you know, yeah, I didn't do this, but don't ask me a layer, you know, a deeper question, because then you'll get a different, different answer.

[D]

And they turn around. He said, I didn't know him. My life was President found out he'd been in the White House a whole bunch of times.

[C]

Right?

[D]

Then they started grilling Slick Willie some

[A]

more peep gang witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said, you, quote, like them young. Why would Epstein say about you? Are you asking his opinion? You're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something. Why would Epstein say that about. She's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. Likes them young. Referring to girls.

[D]

First of all, that's not true.

[A]

What's not true?

[D]

That I have any interest in underage.

[A]

I didn't say underage. I said. I said young, but it's still not true. Is an intern young?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

He walked straight into that pile of crap. His lawyer was trying to give him an hour. All he had to say was, man, I don't know what he meant when he said that. I can't read mine. He said, I don't like him. Y' all is an intern young. Yeah, come on, Bill. You should be sharper than that, man.

[C]

Yeah, he got old. Because they know that back in the day, Bill would have walked. You know, he's like, no, I'm not. How am I supposed to tell you what. What he thinking? I mean, now, his lawyer tried to help him with it because he knew that he was going to step on the rake. Going back across the grass. He still stepped on it.

[D]

Hey, now watch this. They send us some pictures. This dude took a stroll down memory lane. Watch this. Okay,

[C]

Mr. President, we have about five minutes remaining in the majority's first hour, so I just wanted to ask you some questions related to the crimes committed by Mr. Epstein and Ms. Maxwell.

[D]

Man, they showing him pictures of the girls on FC Light. He's sitting there drooling, spit coming out his mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that one right there. So she tried to be like, give me the pictures. You looking? He reached over there, give me the pictures back, girl, I ain't doing. Oh, yeah, that one right there. Oh, that was. That one right there. I'm telling you,

[C]

man, I remember back in the day he was almost Joe Biden a second ago. And then once they handed him the pictures. Now, they said he woke up, you know, he coherent, you know, got his glasses down his nose. He's smiling. It's like. Yeah, back in. Back in 2002. It was a time.

[D]

Yeah. You see that one right there? She was something else.

[C]

Like. Like, would you stop it? We can see you reminiscing. He had reminiscing face.

[D]

He sure did. It's like, bill, come on, man, stop. You're telling them do it to us, right?

[C]

Asking for it.

[D]

All right, now it's time for our smackdown of the week. Speaking of the pot calling the kettle black, okay, all of these doggone Congress people that have been hooting and hollering about the Epstein files. The Epstein files, the Epstein files, the Epstein files. We want the Epstein files. What about the victims? We want to get the victims. We're not trying to get Trump. We're trying to get justice for the victims.

[C]

For the victims.

[D]

So then Nancy Mace and Lauren Boebert introduced a bill trying to divulge the identity of those who were part of the secret congressional slush fund that paid out to victims of sexual harassment and sexual abuse from members of Congress. And they took a vote on it, and they voted an overwhelming no. They voted against releasing it. Man, watch this.

[C]

Hey, everybody.

[D]

Tim Burchett.

[C]

The House just did the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. We just voted to cover up sexual harassment of employees by members, if you can believe that. I got the sponsor right here with me, Got Boebert. Y' all tell them what happened.

[A]

It's shameful. They voted against my resolution that would reveal members of Congress who sexually harass employees on the Hill, women on the Hill, and the campaigns like lobbyists, etc. Shameful. So I don't want you. They just.

[C]

They sent it. They sent it to the Ethics Committee, so. So a bunch of congressmen are going to investigate.

[A]

Yeah, this is exactly where bills go to die. So her privileged resolution is being sent to the Ethics Committee for members of Congress to investigate themselves. And remember, this is your tax dollars that were used in this hush money.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

How many millions.

[C]

How many millions are in that thing?

[B]

I said there's millions.

[A]

Some years, there's like four or five.

[D]

James, Before I get to a take on Congress's behalf, they did send a spokesperson out to address the House and the Senate, and this is what he said.

[C]

We're both part of the same hypocrisy.

[D]

We're all a part of the same Hypocrisy. Come on, man.

[C]

Yeah, this is. It got so bad that they had to get a taxpayer funded slush fund because they kept on getting sued and kept on getting accused. And it was, this was after, this was like, look, we just got to pay these girls to go away. So they had to come up with a fund to do it. And then now we want to drag because they thought Trump was in. Epstein. Epstein. FD Epstein. So now let's, let's go, you know, forget Trump. It's the victims, like you said. And so now let's give the victims of this whole, you know, congressional thing some, some justice and unredact some names. No, we ain't doing that.

[D]

Let's. Who did what, how, how, and why and how much, how much got paid off for it. They're like, you know what? We got bigger things.

[C]

We got bigger, bigger fish to fry. We're at war, right?

[D]

We got to worry about our American troops. So Congress, because y' all voted it down, you hypocrites, you've been the main ones who didn't hollering about Epstein. And now when the shoes on the other foot, you don't want to be told on, on, on three, James. One, two, three.

[C]

We smack you down.

[D]

We smack y' all down, man. Sitting up there messing around with them little girls and then, and you know those interns and those employees and, and, and, and fluffing them from behind and sneaking up to them and feeling them up and doing whatever else you do,

[C]

then you pay and literally getting away with it because y' all know y' all got that fund up there that the taxpayers pay for.

[D]

How many of them was, how many of them was, though, was a target, though?

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[D]

How many says they said going up there and getting paid.

[C]

For sure, for sure. Especially around the MeToo set time, everybody's like, you know what, just write it a check. How much you want?

[D]

All right, we'll be back next week. Same sit back times, same smack network. I'm sounding like Candace again. The Candace spear getting on me on behalf of Bobblehead James, my producer, Rodney. I'm Darrell Scott and I am out. But before I go, I want to remind you, get that soldier fuel order from Amazon. Use promo code Real America and get some of them gold pills so you can remember everything that you saw us say on Smackdown today so it can improve your quality of living. Go pills. Promo scan the QR code and use the promo code Real America. Once again, I'm Darrell Scott and I am now officially out. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. See ya.

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