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But while people are streaming in, According to the AP in Los Angeles, 30 officers at a Southern California juvenile detention facility have been charged for holding what they call gladiator fights with the miners. So it's a. It's not even an adult facility. It's a juvenile dispense. I'm not supposed to laugh at this. It's a juvenile detention center. But apparently they were organizing. The. The officers were not. Not the inmates, but the. The guards were. Were organizing gladiator fights where they would just all meet in a certain place at a certain time and fight it out. Now, I know somebody who has had a more interesting life than I have and claims that this is completely normal for adult detention facilities, that the guards do, in fact, organize fights among the inmates for the adults. I didn't know it was happening at juvenile facilities. That just makes it extra bad. But if you think this just happened in one place and there were 30 officers who were all in on it, I got to wake you up. This is closer to standard procedure. The guards, if they hate the inmates, any particular ones, they organize a fight, and they just put the ones they hate in the fight, and they just stand back and watch it. That's a real thing. All right. Well, according to Attorney General Pam Bonte, there's an alleged truckload of Epstein files that were released by, guess what, the Southern District of New York. I guess that's where they were all being stored. And not unrelated. The head of that FBI, the Southern District in New York, was asked to resign, partly because he told people to dig in and that was taken as resisting, you know, the Trump administration. But also he wasn't really too keen on releasing all the Epstein files. So he's gone and the Epstein files are in a truck. And Pam Bondi says that they're going to be delivered or they've already been delivered, and now they have to go through them and. And then they'll figure out just what they can and cannot show. Do you believe that? I don't believe any of it. Do you think that they fought so hard to not show it that they wouldn't also destroy the good stuff? The truckload doesn't mean there's any good stuff. So I'm going to guess that when they get in there, they're going to say, huh, According to the evidence records and the document page numbers, it feels like all the good stuff has been removed. Or the FBI itself will again, even. Even if it's Cash Patel or somebody else will just block out the things that we're not supposed to see. And maybe that's all the stuff that we really wanted to see. So I'm going to say, just for fun, I don't believe it's real. I do believe there's a truck. I do believe it's got a lot of Epstein files in it. I do not believe this means we're going to find out the good stuff. I think it's just going to be more repeats of things we've seen, but with a lot more detail. So I don't trust this at all. But it does look like Pam Bondi is dead serious, and it looks like Cash Patel is dead serious about trying. So I'm going to give them a plus for trying. But I feel like the deep state may have already removed any possibility of finding the good stuff. We'll see. That's just speculation. D' Amato trying to sell the idea that Trump is working with Putin and a Russian puppet. You know, the usual thing. It wouldn't matter what Trump did. Trump woke up today. Oh, he woke up like a Russian puppet. Trump took a walk on the golf course. Oh, that's exactly what Putin would want him to do. So she writes up this super academic list of all the ways that Trump is already, already helping Putin. And it's such. It's such an academic and boring and complicated. Well, but, you know, this could be connected in some way. You know, this stretching the idea of the connection. Let me give you some examples. So here's one of the ways that Trump is allegedly helping Putin. He weakened. This is from Rachel Maddow he weakened the nuclear security by firing key personnel. Okay, we're reducing personnel. And basically everything that Doge touches. So basically everything that Doge touches ends up in people being fired. And every time, no matter what department it is, somebody says, but those are the best people. Those are the best. You got rid of all the best people. What are we going to do now? The nuclear security is probably exactly the same. So no, that's probably had nothing to do with Putin. Probably just was cost cutting. And then she said that, that Trump has disbanded key U.S. counterintelligence units, eliminated the FBI's foreign influence task Force, which investigated secret foreign lobbying by adversaries such as Russia. Okay, so it's something that affects all of our other adversaries, but also our allies because they always try to influence us too. So it was a general rule. But Rachel's like, that looks like that's for Putin. So almost anything that Trump does, you can make an argument, but indirectly, indirectly, that looks like that's for Putin. So it's the most boring and academic and ridiculous list, but it's good enough for our audience who are, as you know, all idiots. So here's a, here's one. We don't know why yet, but P hegseth has ordered a pause in U. S. Cyber offensive against Russia, according to the BBC. So the US Just stopped doing offensive cyber attacks on Russia, to which I say now that doesn't mean they stop doing defensive stuff, of course. But why would you stop offensive cyber attacks? Well, if I were getting ready to negotiate peace, I would show them that we were capable of doing that. I wouldn't wait forever. We're not going to wait forever for Russia to sign a deal. But one of the things that Trump is good at is bringing new variables into a negotiation. So suddenly cyber attacks are on the table. And then separately there's a report that Russia has been asked to help communicate with Iran to work out a nuclear, some kind of a non proliferation or something, something about their nuclear program. But the idea is that Russia would be a productive partner in negotiating with Iran because they have a better relationship. To which I say that doesn't. That's not crazy. So we don't know enough about the, the pause in the US Cyber offensive. But if it's just a pause and we're just showing that we can do it, and we're trying to bring Russia into a more productive conversation about different parts of the world, how can you help us? And maybe we could work together and maybe we could make some money. I Don't know. I think you have to look at the entire universe of things that are happening to figure out whether there's any room for a deal. If all you're looking at is ceasefire.
