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Well, looks like Tesla's up a little bit. The S&P 500's up a little bit. Yeah, we'll take it. Let's get our comments going and then I'll give you the show you've come to deserve. It's one you've earned. Do, do, do, do, do, do. My shirts don't fit anymore. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to experience the level above this one that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cupboard mug or a glass of tankard shells to style. A canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine. At the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better, it's called a simultaneous sip. And it happens. Now go. Yeah, yeah. That was a little extra good. Gets better every time. Well, how about a little update on the weirdness that's going on in the AI world? So, apparently Sam Altman and OpenAI have plans for putting a companion in your pocket. He's working with Johnny or Joni. I've. I don't know how to pronounce that. It's funny, somebody was mocking me the other day online about how I mispronounce all the names. You're so right. I definitely mispronounce a lot of names. Is it Joni I've or Johnny? Ivy? I don't know. But anyway, Joni or Johnny or whoever the hell he was, used to be the main designer for Apple. And now he's designing an AI companion device that will be sort of a handheld device or a pocket sized thing. And it won't be any phone or glasses, it won't have any. Any screen, but it will become your little companion. Now, honestly, that sounds like a terrible idea. Do you think they can pull that off? When I see an idea that I say to myself, oh, I wouldn't mind that, it's like, oh, there's something that. That attracts me to that idea. Even if I thought I wouldn't use it. Sometimes you just like feel that pull. I don't feel anything for that. He thinks, I guess Sam thinks that they can sell 100 million AI companions, but without a screen, it's not going to have a face. And if it doesn't have a face, are you going to bond with it? I think the face is the important part. I don't know. Well, we'll see. Obviously, they're very smart people, so maybe they have an idea that doesn't make sense to me but is brilliant. In other news, Reuters is reporting that there was an AI bot that a teenager was using as his therapist. And apparently the AI bot pushed the teenager to take his own life. And the judge rejected Google's. I guess it was a Google AI, Rejected Google's defense that it was free speech. So that's dangerous. Do you think that an AI bot convinced a teenager to take his own life? I don't know. It seems like they would have programmed it so it could never do that. And if they haven't, they should really program it so it would never do that. That's my idea anyway. And then the coolest thing, this is actually a AI app that long before AI, I actually formed a company and got a URL and I tried to actually build this app myself with help, but didn't work out. But the AI can do it. What it is is if you're using Google to search for clothing that you're going to buy, the app will allow you to see yourself wearing those clothes, which is pretty cool. And I thought to myself, wouldn't you like to see yourself wearing the clothes before you did it? Now, my idea was different. My idea is that somewhere in the world there's always a person who looks like you. Have you noticed that there's always a person who looks like you? So in my case, you know, some balding guy a certain age with glasses and, you know, a white guy who's a certain height and goes to the gym. And I thought, I don't need to see myself wearing these clothes. I need to see somebody who looks like me wearing those clothes. So I thought if you could just get people to put on a shirt that they like and then take a picture of themselves, I would just learn where I could find the people who look like me and then say, oh, there's. There's my doppelganger. Looks good in that shirt. I'll buy that shirt. Anyway, the AI is a much better version. Also, according to Rowan Chiang, who talks about AI on X, there's a. Now the Google Meet app that's basically like Zoom, but Google's version allows you to do instant translations, so you could speak in English and have it come out instantly as Spanish on the other side and vice versa. They're going to add some more languages, but weren't you waiting for that? Does that Seem like that's so Star Trek to have an instant universal translator. It's not universal yet, but it doesn't look like it'd be that hard to add the universal part. Anyway, so I got a story for you. Do you like stories? A little personal story. So I'm going to tell you a story before the story. Some of you have heard this, but it'll kind of dovetail with the other story. So in the 70s, my first job was a bank teller in San Francisco. And one day this very distinguished gentleman wearing an ice suit came up to my window and he said, I'd like to cash this check. And I said, do you have an account here, sir? And he said, no, I don't have a personal account here, but my company banks here. And of course I had been well trained so I knew that wasn't good enough and I said, well, you're going to have to get an approval from one of the managers because I don't have the authority to cash a check for somebody who doesn't have a personal account here. So he had already waited in line and I said, you know, there's the managers over there, just go over there and get one of them to approve it. So I waited for the argument because that's usually where the trouble starts. Like you, you lousy bank, you're going to make me wait in line, I'm not going to do. But nothing like that happened. He was just perfectly professional and good natured about it. So he immediately goes over to where the managers are and I'm kind of watching out of the corner of my eye while I'm doing my other transactions and I see my supervisor running, like actually running, and I thought, why is she running? And, and she was running to the manager and then the manager comes out and it looked like he was sort of jogging too. Like, why are they in such a hurry? What's going on with these two people? And then they signed, they must have approved it. And the distinguished gentleman in the suit gets back in line at the line in front of my teller window. And I noticed that he was in line so I waved and waved to him and said, oh. And I told the other people who were waiting, he's already waited in line once, you know, please come to the front of the line so he didn't have to wait again. So again, completely good natured, you know, I've inconvenienced the hell out of him. But he's, he's just playing it like it's a regular day. He comes up by cash's check. He goes on his way and I think to myself, sorry, that was inconvenient, but we got it done. A few minutes later my supervisor who had been doing all the running comes over and she says to me, do you know whose check you just refused against? You refused the cash? And I said no, I didn't really pay attention to the name. She goes, that's David Packard, the co founder of Hewlett Packard. He was one of, he was one of the richest people in the country at the time. So anyway, just keep that, just keep that story in mind and just, just put it to the side, all right? Because the story I'm going to tell you has nothing to do with him. But you, you might enjoy knowing that, that it exists.
