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I think you could put that in the category of things you could just ask me because wouldn't you expect that at least half of young people are having a terrible experience with the Internet? You know, they're getting bullied or they're not attractive, or nobody follows their page. Yeah. So that's probably the least surprising survey results of all time. They should have just asked me. Well, here's some Tesla news. According to Tesla, imagine you need to drop off something on the other side of town. Are you imagining that instead of driving there yourself and wasting your time in traffic, your car will be able to run the errand on its own while you work or do other things on the way back? It could bring you your coffee order without high delivery fees. So how does it deal with the vendors on the other side? I can see how the car goes from one place to another by itself, but how does the coffee person know to stick the coffee in the car? Do they have to? Do they have to leave the Starbucks and open the car and put it in the center divider? I don't know. So I think I need a robot my car. But then we have everything. I want an Optimus robot in my self driving car and I wanted to go get my coffee. Yeah, that'll be good. You may have heard that Elon Musk, in part because X had kind of a downtime yesterday. He's decided to go back to work 24 7, sleep at the office and make sure his stuff works again. So that's always a good sign when Elon Musk decides that he's going to sleep in the Office, anywhere. Usually good things happen. So I feel sorry for him sleeping in the office, but I like the fact that X is going to be stable. Speaking of Tesla, Attorney General Pam Bondi says she's got three more of the Tesla terrorists, I call them Tesla domestic terrorists that she's prosecuting. And all three defendants will face the full force of the law for using Molotov cocktails to set fire to Tesla cars and charging stations. Now, how happy are you that just because Elon Musk left Doge, or at least, you know, the everyday doging, and went back to work in his main company, that all of a sudden all the domestic terrorism changed? It just went away? Doesn't that tell you that it wasn't real? Doesn't that tell you that it was just organized by various moneyed forces and that as soon as he was out of the way, no reason to do any of this terrorism? So, good news there, if you're a Tesla stock owner. Here's something I was predicting would happen, but might happen sooner than I thought. Apparently, the US Has a plan to to mine lithium in the United States, but they've got a new technology that can. That is being compared to the shale revolution. Remember when we were running out of oil and then somebody said, hey, yeah, we've got this new technology that can get us the oil from these shale environments, and then suddenly we add all kinds of oil. Well, apparently there are underground brine reserves or reservoirs flowing across Arkansas. So Arkansas is sitting on a gold mine of lithium. And if it's a brine reservoir, and this one's so big, it could apparently take care of the United States for 20 years, they've got this new technology where they don't have to spend a lot of money to get the lithium out of the brine. So it's not perfect. And there's at least one company that's been trying to do this for a while and not doing well. But apparently we do know the technology. So there's a way to cheaply get lithium. They just have to tweak it until it works just right. So I'd been sort of predicting that with these rare earth minerals and the lithium and stuff, that the process of mining it would get easier thanks to technology. And sure enough, lithium, here we come. Well, Lockheed Martin has decided it's going to stop its DEI initiatives that would be following Trump's order to stop discriminating. The National Pulse is writing about this. And if you're Lockheed Martin, don't you depend on government contracts quite a bit? So kind of smart that they're doing that, don't you think? They didn't have much choice. They're going to have to obey the law, the law of the land anyway. They're getting rid of dei. Anderson Cooper asked Rahm Emanuel on CNN if Rahm is going to run for president. And here's the way he asked, and here's the answer. We'll see if you can tell if tell what the truth is. So Cooper said Nancy Pelosi made headlines today by saying she thinks you're running for president. Are you? All right, now listen to this answer. What I'm going to do is take time to think about not just how to fight Donald Trump, although that's worthy of doing, but how to fight for the American people. That's sort of a yes, isn't it? Now, he could change his mind, but that's a pretty good indication he wants to run for president. I think he'd be a strong candidate, so I would worry about him. If I were worried about a Democrat becoming president, I'd worry about him. But at least he's not a crazy one as Democrats go. He would be the least crazy Democrat. So he's got that going for him. Meanwhile, the SPLC Southern Poverty Law center has labeled the Turning Point USA organization a hate group, and they've added them to their hate map. Now, remember how I always tell you that if you know what happened, you might not know anything, but if you know who was involved, well, now you might know something. So if you thought that the Southern Poverty Law center was a totally legitimate organization operating independently to tell us where the hate is, well, you'd be very surprised. It's more like a Democrat, you know, basically an attack dog for the Democrats. And Turning Point USA has been doing a tremendous job of public events, and Charlie Kirk in particular has been just killing it on these public events where he's sort of debating people in public. And the other thing you need to know is that if your job is to identify ghosts, are you going to find any ghosts? Of course you will. Of course you will. If your job is to identify Bigfoots, are you going to find any Bigfoots? Of course you are, because you get paid for it. If your job is to identify hate groups, are you going to find some new hate groups every year or are you going to find all the ones that exist? And then you say, you know, we don't even need any funding for the next year. I don't even know why we have a staff. We found all the hate. And we did our map, so maybe we'll, you know, check back in a year to update it. No, they get a staff, they get a budget. They're going to find some extra hate. So you can't trust anybody who gets paid by the amount of hate they deter that they identify. They're going to find some hate. But is it real? No. Turning Point USA is nothing like a group. Not even close.
