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Stocks and stocks are up. All right, all right. Breezing into the weekend with stocks up at the moment could change on a dime. All right. All it would take is one post from Elon. It would change the whole market. All right, let's get our comments working. And then. Oh, that was delightful. Oh, that's right, it's Saturday. I just realized it's Saturday, so. So it's yesterday's. Stocks are up. All right, so maybe I'm a little tired this morning. Forgot what day it is, but. Welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, the highlight of human civilization. But if you'd like to take it up a notch, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice or sign, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better and allows you to know what day of the week it is. It's called Coffee Simultaneous sip. And it happens. Now go. I can't believe you let me get that far into looking at the stocks before telling me it's Saturday. You probably told me 100 times I didn't see it. All right, well, today, given that it is, in fact, Saturday, Eoin Gregorian will be hosting right after the show, A Spaces. So you've got to be on X. I think you have to be on X to use Spaces. It's audio only, and you can find it by looking at my X feed, where I've retweeted it, or Owen Gregorian. Just look for him and you'll find it. So that's right after the show. So I saw a quote, the Wall Street Journal had some video of the United Airlines CEO, somebody named Scott Kirby, an excellent first name. Somebody asked him for the best career advice, and his career advice was don't have a plan, meaning don't have a goal. And he said that in his career, everything good was unexpected and he was ready for it. But if you have goals, it puts blinders on you. So when he says he was ready for it, I looked at his resume, and it looks like he had made sure he knew a lot about airplanes. So I think he had been a mechanic, and then he'd taken some other more advanced college courses. So, yeah, he was ready for it, but he wasn't ready for everything. He was probably ready for anything within anything within that domain. I'm seeing a meme that Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk. Well, we don't need that anyway. So the only thing I would add to United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby's advice is that you make sure your talent stack is nice and solid, so otherwise you will not be ready. All right, let's see. Is there any science that they could have saved some money on just by asking Scott? Oh, here's some. According to CME Science, there's a study that showed that vegetarians are more rebellious and power hungry than you think. Now, how many of you would have known that, that vegetarians are more rebellious and power hungry than you think? I would have known that. And the reason is that you're starting with a group of people who are willing to buck one of society's strongest cultural norms, which is easy meat. It is hard to be a vegetarian. I'm a pescatarian at the moment, but when I was a vegetarian, it meant that if you got invited to somebody's house, you had to tell them you can't eat whatever it is they were planning on serving. So if you just. If you simply started with the people who were willing to buck one of the most inconvenient things you could ever buck because your friends wanted to go to this restaurant, but there's nothing you can eat there, you have to be a certain kind of person to be willing to take on the vegetarian lifestyle. So if you would ask me, are vegetarians more rebellious? I would have said, yeah, obviously. I mean, you're starting with a rebellious group. You'd be surprised. You know, it's not like it's limited to that one thing. I'm not sure I would have known the power hungry part, but it applies to me. I'm definitely power hungry, but I see power as a tool, like money. If you have power and you have money, then you can do good things and you can do good things for other people. So, yeah, I'm very power hungry. According to Newsmax, McDonald's has decided it's going to stick with DEI, but it's going to change the words. So now it's only called inclusion. Actually, Bloomberg is reporting that they say they're not going to change anything in the way they operate. It's also keeping its internal affinity groups where employees with similar backgrounds, I guess, demographics, can share ideas. And I wonder, how is that legal? Because they're saying it right out loud. I mean, they're not hiding it. They're saying we're just changing the words, but we're going to operate exactly the same. Well, I will add one thing that I know from personal experience. Well, semi personal, one level away from personal is that if you were to apply for a job at McDonald's you probably will get it. So I don't know how much work they have to put into being diverse because where I work or where I live. If you were 16 or 20 and you wanted a job at McDonald's, if you applied, it might take a few weeks, but there's such a high turnover in fast food that you'd probably get the job and it wouldn't matter, you know, what color you were. So this might be the one, the one area where DEI is not such a big deal. It's neither. It's not helping anybody a lot because everybody can get a job and I think they're very merit based. So McDonald's might be one of those rare exceptions where all they have to do is keep doing what they're doing. It is one of the best places you could ever have your first experience as a job. Well, the Wall Street Journal has a big article about the redesign of self driving cars. And the idea is that a self driving vehicle in the very near future doesn't need a steering wheel or a dashboard. So what if you just started from scratch and tried to make a self driving environment that wasn't limited to what a car can do? And the first thing you'll notice is that all of the interesting ideas would not be practical because it wouldn't be safe. So it shows a picture of this amazing little van sized environment that you say to yourself, oh man, I wouldn't mind taking a trip if I could just hang around in that cool little well lit room with good windows and seats. Those seats look comfortable. And then you realize they're walking around and you say to yourself, oh well, they're still going to have to wear seatbelts. It's not like you're going to be walking around in your car while it's driving. So I suspect everything except having a big screen where you can all watch the same show. But by the way, none of you want to watch the same show. So unless you're in it alone, the big screen isn't going to help you a bit. But I do think that the idea of just walking into your vehicle with a suitcase and saying, all right vehicle, I'd like to go visit the Grand Canyon. So make sure you stop for meals and book me some hotels. And the AI just does all that for you, that would be amazing. So that could be your future. Anything happen anytime now.
