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And Owen Gregorian will be hosting that. You can find that on his X feed. Owen Gregorian. Just search for him. You'll find it. Well, happy Flag Day. And Happy Trump's birthday. And Happy Mega King Day. And happy. What else is it? World War II Victory Day today. Leave anything out? Happy Gay Pride Month. Any other birthdays? Does anybody else have a birthday I can toss in there? We got a lot going on. Well, apparently, the Trump military parade will be at 6:30pm Eastern time, so plenty of time to watch it. And it turns out that there will be more horses than tanks. I was worried that the parade would be a substantial part of the military and maybe be a target or something, but it doesn't look like that. It's a smaller spectacle than I imagined. So when all of you heard it was going to be a military parade, what did you imagine? Because I imagined a bunch of missiles. You know, like Kim Jong Un does. You know, they always show the missiles, but apparently there are no missiles. So here's. Here's what? One chart I saw this morning said 6,700 soldiers, which is not a lot, but it's not a little. So, you know, good, good chunk of soldiers. 31 tanks, 28 Bradley fighters, 16 Black Hawk helicopters, one Douglas C47, whatever that is. There will be eight marching bands, 34 horses, and one dog. I can't wait to see the dog. There's just one dog. Yeah. So we got 34 horses and only 31 tanks. So the good news is it's not. It's not meant to be overwhelmingly military. It looks like it's just about the right amount. If you had too much, it would look like you're trying to be a dictator. If you don't have enough, it would look like you're weak. So this might be just, you know, the right amount for Flag Day. So I'll say. Got that right. But today is also no King's Day, according to who. Who decided that there is no King's Day? Well, we'll talk about that. Who's behind it? But apparently for no Kings Day, the idea is that it's sort of a protest movement to Trump's military parade, because the military parade makes the Democrats think of dictators, which makes them think of Kings, which makes them want to say no Kings. So it's a anti Trump sort of national event. Apparently, Waymo has announced that they will not be serving the area where the no Kings will be having their, their day in Los Angeles. Instead, they're going to shut down service. So instead of ordering a Waymo, there's going to be Waymo walking than they expected. Yeah, I'll say it twice. There's going to be Waymo walking. All right, so here's what General Flynn said about the event, the no Kings event. I'll just read you why you posted. I bet in the intelligence game long enough to know a psyop when I see one. The no Kings protests aren't spontaneous. They're part of a broader strategy to undermine President Trump's administration. The NGOs involved in Indivisible Chirla, Union Del Barrio and others are part of a network of nearly 200 organizations, many of which have ties to the Democratic Party's activist wing. He says the FBI is sniffing around with Director Keshe Patel, probing the funding behind the recent anti ICE riots in la. Why? Because when protests turn into looting and arson, it's not about free speech, it's about intent to destabilize. Now, so that's General Flynn, who knows what he's talking about, believes that the protests are meant to destabilize the country. They're not really, you know, an anti Trump per se. I told you the other day that Chris Cuomo, he believed that China is behind the funding of the, of the anti immigration stuff anyway, and maybe this, too. So why would China do that? Because the more protests and unrest there are in the United States, the better it is for China, according to China, I guess Mayor Adams of New York City, no relation, according to the New York Post, is going to deploy thousands of cops for the no Kings Day. He wants to make sure that the outside agitators are handled because he expects a lot of outside agitators. Now I always wonder if you, if you're one of these groups that funds some big, you know, fake or fake protest like this is party, or thinking that there will always be outside agitators, you don't have to invite them or are they invited or are they known to be on your list of invitees so you don't have to do anything special. You're always going to get somebody who'll do something violent. I always wonder, do they plan the violent ones or do they just know that if you do a big event, violent people always show up? So kind of a mystery there.
