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And happy Saturday, everybody. We've got a podcast for you like you've never seen before. Borrowing Trump's sayings. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. It'll be the best thing ever in the entire world, probably. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to try, and I say try, to take it up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a copper micro glass of tanker shells. It's tying the canteen. Joker flask, a vessel of a kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure that don't mean the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens. Now go. Oh, that's good. There's only one thing that could make it better. Mr. Trump, would you like to sip? We are going to drain the swamp in Washington, D.C. there he is, draining the swamp. All right, so there's some fun science coming up. Oh, by the way, although today is Saturday, there will not be a spaces event after the show. That will be tomorrow. So tomorrow on Sunday, Owen Gregorian will have his spaces event after the show. Well, according to the X account cremu, if I'm pronouncing that correctly, and I'm not, apparently there's a good chance that type 1 diabetes has been cured. I don't know, maybe type 1 diabetes. So apparently over the last year, there was a test where 12 diabetics were injected with a stem cell derived pancreatic islets. And I was going to say, have they never tried injecting stem cell derived pancreatic is list before? But they did. Now they've tried it, and apparently people started producing insulin again, and 10 out of 12 participants after one year no longer needed to inject insulin. Whoa. How about that? Imagine that. Imagine that you were alive. Could be, maybe not for sure when dark type 1 diabetes was cured. Wouldn't that be awesome? In other news, there's a. What's being called, a groundbreaking study that says eating one avocado a day could help you sleep better, with all of the health benefits of extra sleep. Let's see who did the study. Oh, it's according to the Haas avocado board. So it's being reported by the Haas avocado people that eating one avocado a day can help you sleep better. Well, I eat one avocado a day And I do sleep pretty well. So I call that science. I don't know who funded that study, but I'm not sure the has avocado people are the ones to believe. Here's another science thing. We'll talk about Iran, of course. Apparently, according to the American Society for Metabolic and Bariatric Surgery, the people who have the weight loss surgery, I guess that's the one where they tuck your stomach, they have a self esteem improvement of 131%. So is there any way they could have saved some money in that study, I wonder? Suppose they asked me, Scott, do you think that being in shape and eating right and going to the gym, will that help your mental and physical health and your happiness and your chances of success? Yes. Yes. There's never an exception. Eating right and exercising absolutely will make you happier and healthier and more successful. Guarantee it. So next time, just ask me. I'm here. Just ask. Apparently, President Trump is going back and forth on his ideas about deporting farm workers because he's quite aware that if he departs all the non citizen farm workers, we will starve to death because it might take a while to replace them with American workers, if we even can. But here's my favorite part about this story. Remember how I always tell you that Trump is, he finds it impossible to be boring. Everything he says has that little bit of edge to it that makes you read it twice. And he did it again with the farm worker deportation. So here's a Trump quote. I never want to hurt our farmers. Our farmers are great people. They keep us happy, healthy and fat. Trump is the only person, well, the only president who would throw fat into the end of that sentence. They keep us happy and healthy and fat. I can't tell you how many times I reread the sentence. And that's what Trump does to you. He just makes you reread the sentence, you know, five times and laugh every time. Why would you even do that? He's the only person who could make that sentence interesting. Well, speaking of Trump, as you know, the Trump family has announced that they plan to go into the mobile phone business and they actually plan to make the smartphone in the United States. Now, the people who know how to make smartphones are very insistent that that's not possible, that it would take, I don't know, years and years to figure out how to train Americans to make phones and how to get all the infrastructure and technology here and factories. But so far the, I think Don Jr. As said, they plan to make it in the United States. So do they know something that we don't know? Is there a secret plan where they can take a, I don't know, a Taiwanese or Chinese company and just move it over here and make those phones in America? Or as some are suggesting, this is not a real business, that it might be more for PR or something, I don't know. But it doesn't seem to me that Don Jr. Would be involved in a totally make believe business. He must have some kind of plan to make these phones in the United States. But we don't know what that is, so maybe we'll be surprised. Well, AI is our David Sachs is very pro AI as you might imagine. He says that AI would be bigger than the iPhone, bigger than the Internet and it's going to fuel the growth of the American economy for years to come and would be one of the most important parts of Trump's legacy. Now Sachs also said separately on a post X that AI might be adding jobs and that was subtracting. Now of course that would be a controversial opinion because for sure there are jobs that will go away, but also for sure there will be jobs that will be created. For example, over on TikTok, there are a whole bunch of people using AI to get rich, making viral videos that are actually quite entertaining. I like the ones of the cute little kittens who work at McDonald's. If you haven't seen that one, it's pretty awesome. Or the cats were doing Olympic diving off a diving board. So the AI is pretty good now. Pretty good now those are special cases. It's not like we're all going to be making AI content, but I do think that Sachs might be closer to accurate when he says that AI might add jobs. They'll just be completely different jobs than we've ever had or they'll be the same job, but one person can do a much better job of it perhaps. So you got that going on.
